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Celebricows 96: golden globes 2024 edition Anonymous 01/10/24 (Wed) 02:25:21 AM No. 1845937

No more recaps. Read the news if you wanna know what’s going on.

>>1830202(shit thread)

Anonymous 01/10/24 (Wed) 02:27:34 AM No. 1845943

>>1845780
Gunt is a vulgar word

Anonymous 01/10/24 (Wed) 02:28:08 AM No. 1845946

Don't make my post the threadpic wtf it was low effort shite

Anonymous 01/10/24 (Wed) 02:28:54 AM No. 1845948

>>1845946
Wel’m It brought a smile to my face nonita

Anonymous 01/10/24 (Wed) 02:31:56 AM No. 1845951

>>1845943
Casting couch servants displaying their gunts is more vulgar than calling their giant cunts gunts

Anonymous 01/10/24 (Wed) 02:31:57 AM No. 1845952

>>1845794
Prostitutes are ghunts and rappers/actresses/models are essentially glorified prostitutes

Anonymous 01/10/24 (Wed) 02:32:20 AM No. 1845953

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>>1845948
Butch support fancam

Anonymous 01/10/24 (Wed) 02:32:25 AM No. 1845954

>>1845952
Exactly this

Anonymous 01/10/24 (Wed) 02:33:07 AM No. 1845955

Can't even blame summer for the new faggotry these days must be a gen z thing

Anonymous 01/10/24 (Wed) 02:33:50 AM No. 1845956

>>1845953
He’s such an ugly little toad. Joaquin phoenix has FAS and that Irish one looks like an inbred little midget, I don’t know who’s uglier

Anonymous 01/10/24 (Wed) 02:35:13 AM No. 1845960

>>1845956
We don't have many queer women in film right now. Please be kind to her.

Anonymous 01/10/24 (Wed) 02:35:47 AM No. 1845963

>>1845955
I’ve been here for 2 years but I’ve only made the celebricows thread 3 times and now I feel like a recap is unnecessary for them. I can’t think of why anyone would read it

Anonymous 01/10/24 (Wed) 02:37:04 AM No. 1845968

>>1845963
It's for cataloging purposes. If you are wanting to reference a certain moment in the past two years down the line, it's a lot harder to remember chronological order and you can just search the cap for the proper post.

Anonymous 01/10/24 (Wed) 02:37:23 AM No. 1845970

>>1845963
Then don't make the thread if you can't be bothered to not half ass it. We can all definitely wait, quality of this site is going down don't discourage further literate anons from leaving

Anonymous 01/10/24 (Wed) 02:39:33 AM No. 1845976

>>1845968
If you search the moment on google with the term lolcow next to it though

Anonymous 01/10/24 (Wed) 02:40:18 AM No. 1845978

>>1845976
Not true, search function sucks ass. Lazy hoe.

Anonymous 01/10/24 (Wed) 02:40:46 AM No. 1845980

>>1845970
I don’t really think a list of what celebrities did in the last two weeks not being included at the beginning of the thread is going to be the straw that breaks the camels back for anons who aren’t happy with the quality of the site kek

Anonymous 01/10/24 (Wed) 02:41:39 AM No. 1845982

>>1845978
Google dot com (the website not lolcow itself) works perfectly fine for me. I’ve never had a problem referencing back to something else when I didn’t know the thread name.

Anonymous 01/10/24 (Wed) 02:42:03 AM No. 1845985

>>1845980
Why shit up the catalogue just cause you're a lazy zoomer, wait if you can't be fucked.

Anonymous 01/10/24 (Wed) 02:42:28 AM No. 1845987

>>1845978
>lazy hoe
You’re shitflinging a little too much for someone who did not have the whole thread recap already prepared. Smh

Anonymous 01/10/24 (Wed) 02:42:29 AM No. 1845988

i told you to use the ariana whoville pic dumbass.

Anonymous 01/10/24 (Wed) 02:42:30 AM No. 1845989

>>1845980
Girl these threads are up for years, please use your peabrain.

Anonymous 01/10/24 (Wed) 02:43:23 AM No. 1845991

>>1845988
Nobody posted it at the end of the thread when someone asked for the next threadpic. Next time make the thread and use your desired pic

Anonymous 01/10/24 (Wed) 02:45:06 AM No. 1845995

>>1845989
>you’re making literate anons want to leave
>i don’t think a thread recap being absent is going to be what makes others want to leave
>these threads are up for years

Your responses are incoherent as hell and you’re trying to school me on literacy

Anonymous 01/10/24 (Wed) 02:45:31 AM No. 1845997

>>1845991
Last post in the previous thread was only an hour ago. Go spam the dumbass thread if you're desperate for engagement unless you're one of the infighting bores. Delete the thread.

Anonymous 01/10/24 (Wed) 02:45:56 AM No. 1845999

>>1845995
Those aren't samefags.

Anonymous 01/10/24 (Wed) 02:46:15 AM No. 1846000

the fuck is that threadpic. only twitterfaggots call whole ass men "lesbians". disgusting

Anonymous 01/10/24 (Wed) 02:47:41 AM No. 1846004

>>1846000
Maybe make the thread next time if you want it to be a specific way

Anonymous 01/10/24 (Wed) 02:48:10 AM No. 1846005

>>1846000
I'm not a twitterfag, and it was an obvious lighthearted troll. Leave me out of this.

Anonymous 01/10/24 (Wed) 02:48:14 AM No. 1846007

>>1845999
I wasn’t insinuating that they’re the same person, I was recanting the conversation and responses

Anonymous 01/10/24 (Wed) 02:48:35 AM No. 1846008

>>1846000
you have no sense of humor you shrew

Anonymous 01/10/24 (Wed) 02:48:41 AM No. 1846009

>>1846004
Enjoy your incoming ban.

Anonymous 01/10/24 (Wed) 02:53:11 AM No. 1846024

>>1846009
Oh naur

Anonymous 01/10/24 (Wed) 02:54:39 AM No. 1846032

>>1846008
NTA but i don't get the joke. lesbians aren't that ugly.

Anonymous 01/10/24 (Wed) 02:54:51 AM No. 1846034

>>1846008
>shrew
amazing how you manage to sound like a catty gay twitter moid regardless

Anonymous 01/10/24 (Wed) 02:55:32 AM No. 1846037

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annabeth got Blacked(racebaiting)

Anonymous 01/10/24 (Wed) 03:27:16 AM No. 1846128

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>>1845943
Wow anon I’m pretty sure this post is about you, after the infight you started in the dumbass shit thread. What would possess you to defend famous prostitutes and their gunts?

Anonymous 01/10/24 (Wed) 03:35:35 AM No. 1846151

>>1846128
Please stop with the schizophrenia of assuming every single retarded poster is the same one. It’s become obvious that site traffic is much higher now than it was previously so you’re absolutely talking to a group of idiots

Anonymous 01/10/24 (Wed) 03:39:02 AM No. 1846158

Newfags need to stop making threads. Farmers need to start bullying newfags again, you've gotten too comfortable

Anonymous 01/10/24 (Wed) 03:39:48 AM No. 1846160

>>1846154
I’m not even a newfag I just can’t think of a good reason why any of us should keep wasting our time writing a whole report on what happened over the last 2 weeks. You can always screenshot the things you want to go back to

Anonymous 01/10/24 (Wed) 03:41:57 AM No. 1846162

>>1846160
Good OPs should be encouraged it's better for archiving. At least sage if you're going to defend the shit thread or is that too much effort

Anonymous 01/10/24 (Wed) 03:42:02 AM No. 1846163

>>1846128
Thats a completely different anon you samefagging retard

Anonymous 01/10/24 (Wed) 03:42:22 AM No. 1846164

new celebricow thread off to a good start i see

Anonymous 01/10/24 (Wed) 03:42:46 AM No. 1846165

>>1846151
It's a man and he's samefagging and cross-posting, that's a screenshot of his own post.

Anonymous 01/10/24 (Wed) 03:44:14 AM No. 1846166

>>1846162
Archiving what though? Information that’s already immortalized by tabloids and news outlets that we received it from? Or the commentary made by users? Because I’ve personally never had an issue googling specific quotes I remember seeing on lolcow but can’t recall what thread they’re on. Not only that, but each thread has the previous thread linked to it. You can easily just command F and search what you’re looking for on that specific page, and if you don’t find it on that thread, you can just go look in the previous one.

Anonymous 01/10/24 (Wed) 03:45:59 AM No. 1846169

>>1846160
You said you've only been here for 2 years. You're a newfag and don't get the site culture.

Anonymous 01/10/24 (Wed) 03:46:09 AM No. 1846170

>>1846160
Kys newfag.

Anonymous 01/10/24 (Wed) 03:46:47 AM No. 1846172

>>1846166
Please stop whining about how lazy and worthless you are just because mods aren't online to ban you yet.

Anonymous 01/10/24 (Wed) 03:46:54 AM No. 1846173

>>1846158
I bully them from time to time but it results in too much spergery and several replies whining about "muh assholes". Notice the former going on right now.

Anonymous 01/10/24 (Wed) 03:47:34 AM No. 1846174

>>1846169
>you don’t get the culture of an online imageboard
there is no culture, it’s just an early form of social media that doesn’t allow a log in feature. This is only 1/4 inch away from what twitter is.

Anonymous 01/10/24 (Wed) 03:47:44 AM No. 1846175

>>1846166
No dickhead, I prefer the recap of what farmers discussed and funny highlights from the thread and the commentary and synopsis of the summary. It's fun. Fuck how the tabloids report it. Must of those rags lift half their shit from twitter or dedicated subreddits since most of these celebricows use social media. This is a cow site why change the culture. What was the need to rush a new thread if you couldn't be fucked to make a decent OP. Just to try and carry over some gay infighting from the last one?

Anonymous 01/10/24 (Wed) 03:48:11 AM No. 1846177

>>1846165
I’m not a man and I’m not samefagging or cross posting, I just thought it was funny

Anonymous 01/10/24 (Wed) 03:50:49 AM No. 1846180

>>1846172
Do you have an answer to the question I posed or a legitimate response to all of the suggestions I made for locating information? Because those are all features that work. And I am curious: archiving what, specifically? Because all of the notable information shared in the threads are sourced from news outlets/tabloids, so if you’re referring to archiving the commentary of anons or are trying to locate a specific comment you remember, you can search on the webpage then find it.

Anonymous 01/10/24 (Wed) 03:51:02 AM No. 1846183

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Anonymous 01/10/24 (Wed) 03:52:11 AM No. 1846184

>>1846177
Lying and samefagging and carrying over non-existent infights you started is literally all you ever do.

Anonymous 01/10/24 (Wed) 03:52:21 AM No. 1846185

>>1846175
>a recap of what farmers discussed
So…things that are all available online. Thats essentially what the recaps are, just a list of what celebrities did on the last episode.

Anonymous 01/10/24 (Wed) 03:52:42 AM No. 1846187

>>1846177
are you done

Anonymous 01/10/24 (Wed) 03:56:24 AM No. 1846193

>>1846180
Ctrl f into a lolcow thread goes through all the comments. Archiving the posts that show a sequence of discussion is superior to ctrl f also some of us aren't dedicated PC fans and phone post with a joint in hand. Scrolling through a summary is superior than remembering a keyword or ctrl f a celeb name. Also your suggestion of acreenshotting something to later refer back to makes no sense hoe the fuck are we suppose to decipher what's going to be relevant in the future. Also glancing over the summaries can be useful for seeing what was going on in a thread and if something has been brought up. Just fuck up.

Anonymous 01/10/24 (Wed) 03:58:53 AM No. 1846197

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>>1846193
Now you can page search on your phone though kek. You just go up into your search bar, type what you’re looking for, and it shows up on screen usually. I know this because I phone posted the thread KEK

Anonymous 01/10/24 (Wed) 04:00:26 AM No. 1846198

>>1846197
Again I don't want to scroll through all instances of a keyword or phrase. I want a thread summary. I know gen z people have no attention span and you all act like petulant kids when called out but you're acting like a bitch

Anonymous 01/10/24 (Wed) 04:01:59 AM No. 1846203

>>1846198
>you must have no attention span if you didn’t want to type up a fullblown report of an imageboard thread which you wouldn’t have gotten paid to do
I don’t care

Anonymous 01/10/24 (Wed) 04:04:07 AM No. 1846205

>>1846198
No ones stopping you from writing a thread summary

Anonymous 01/10/24 (Wed) 04:06:54 AM No. 1846208

>>1846197
How the fuck is a better system of just having a thread pic and the one chosen in this thread is shit, didn't generate any discussion in previous thread not even sure who the fuck or what the fuck they do? No summary and just a link to the previous. No other cow thread works like that for obvious reasons. You're suppose to still sage on this cow thread even with it being in OT cause celebs don't fit in snowflakes. You've already thrown in the towel not saging. Why didn't you just search up the shitposting thread what has OP even contributed to this thread apart from terrible thread pic what were you so eager to say

Anonymous 01/10/24 (Wed) 04:07:31 AM No. 1846209

>>1846208
Not a word of this is cohesive

Anonymous 01/10/24 (Wed) 04:08:15 AM No. 1846210

>>1846209
Fits the thread then

Anonymous 01/10/24 (Wed) 04:10:08 AM No. 1846215

I don’t encourage how this was made but I think this thread specifically fits and speaks to the state of celebrities right now

Anonymous 01/10/24 (Wed) 04:11:26 AM No. 1846218

>>1846215
Gay take

Anonymous 01/10/24 (Wed) 04:12:29 AM No. 1846220

>>1846218
Don’t project your closeted homosexual issues onto other people

Anonymous 01/10/24 (Wed) 04:13:50 AM No. 1846221

>>1846220
Gen z don't have any icons because they've the worst personalities and sense of humour.

Anonymous 01/10/24 (Wed) 04:14:18 AM No. 1846222

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>>1846215
A dilapidated mess?

Anonymous 01/10/24 (Wed) 04:16:09 AM No. 1846225

>>1846221
There shouldn’t be ‘icons’ in the first place, acting and modeling has always been a front for both prostitution and the exploitation of women and children. We’d all survive perfectly fine without celebrities and did for millennia

Anonymous 01/10/24 (Wed) 04:17:20 AM No. 1846229

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is this the peak of retardation where celebricows gets locked for good

Anonymous 01/10/24 (Wed) 04:42:21 AM No. 1846273

Banned but not locked!

Anonymous 01/10/24 (Wed) 04:49:33 AM No. 1846283

Someone suggest a thread title and pic for a different thread

Anonymous 01/10/24 (Wed) 04:52:57 AM No. 1846292

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>>1846283

Anonymous 01/10/24 (Wed) 04:54:08 AM No. 1846294

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>>1846292
Or this

Anonymous 01/10/24 (Wed) 04:55:23 AM No. 1846296

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>>1846294
(last samefag) maybe?

Anonymous ## Farmhand 01/10/24 (Wed) 04:56:17 AM No. 1846298

this entire thread reeks of newfaggotry. Alongside the derailing, no sage, and meta conversations. Locking the thread. Whoever makes the next one please put real effort into it.