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No. 1964385

Off-topic random shit thread but the only rule is DO NOT TALK ABOUT MOIDS. Doesn't matter if it's men you hate, men you love, men you are attracted to, men you aren't attracted to, men you personally know, men you don't personally know, men that literally just exist, husbandos, yaoi, bara, het ships, nonexistent men, hypothetical men, men's opinions, none of these things are allowed ITT. No pictures of moids (including animated moids) allowed either. This also includes trannies since they are men. If an anon mentions males ITT do not respond, just report.
>But why?
It's exhausting and annoying to see anons talking about nothing but moids over and over.
>Isn't this thread redundant?
If only.
>But what about-
Real life animals are fine but otherwise just follow the Rule of thumb: if you have to ask then it most likely belongs elsewhere so don't even bother.

previous thread: >>>/ot/1712524

No. 1964392

>>1964385
Oh to be an Edwardian girl having the time of her life laughing with friends while having your picture taken with a huge clunky slow camera.

No. 1964396

Love you nonnas.

No. 1964398

Love old pics where you can see people's humanity.

No. 1964401

Cute thread pic

No. 1964402

Do you ever use /ot/ threads like a diary? Is so, why?

No. 1964450

>>1964402
Because I have no one to talk to and am dying for intimacy.
Nothing against the thread pic but I wish they would all be torties/calicos, I just like consistency and themes.

No. 1964456

>>1964450
Same. I also wanted a female cat as the pic

No. 1964563

I am tired of my mom freezing every thing. I bought cheese to make cheeseburgers today and she fucking froze them without asking me. Now they are all crumbling and gross, and they obviously wont taste the same. She always finds a way to ruin my dinner/lunch.

No. 1964593

did anyone lose any weight during ramadan

No. 1964629

i wish threadpic was a calico or tortie kitty as before

No. 1964642

File: 1713177877249.jpg (173.53 KB, 1200x900, 1200px-Chaton_tricolore-423396…)

>>1964629
agreed. Let's post cats

No. 1964656

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No. 1964697

File: 1713182542699.jpg (247.07 KB, 1200x800, 1000024505.jpg)

Every fucking time on social media someone points out on a cat video that all calicos are female, all of a sudden everyone in the comments has actually had a male calico. It's very annoying. yes I know male calicos can happen but it's supposed to be extremely rare

No. 1964708

>>1964697
My grandmother had a calico that didn't have any white (is that technically considered calico?) and she called her something that roughly translates as "little lady cat". I'm not in the financial position to get a cat now but I really want one like it when I'm finally able to.

No. 1964719

>>1964697
Nonna, this isn't passing the Bechdel test. But yeah, everyone on social media loves to be the most specialest retard in the room.

No. 1964744

File: 1713185033175.jpg (168.33 KB, 794x529, il_794xN.4322904947_5z25.jpg)

I've been doing some investigating into my family tree and all of my foremothers. It inspired me to talk to my mom about her mom (she died when I was twelve) and if she remembers anything about her grand-maman and maybe even her grand-grand-maman. I want to know everything about them and wish there was a way I could go further back. I wish I could talk to all the women that came before me and find out what they loved, what they hated, their favourite foods, their relationships with other women in the tribe. If your grandmas or great grandmas are still alive nonnas I encourage you to talk to them while you still can, there's so many wonderful and interesting and funny women out there! We're so lucky.

No. 1964792

>>1964744
My only remaining grandparent, my grandma, has dementia of 10+ years. She thinks people in drawings and pictures are real and has full conversations with her baby doll thinking it's a real baby. I wish I had taken more time to talk to her when I was younger before her brain turned into mush.

No. 1964797

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>>1964708
Like this? That's Tortoiseshell

No. 1964816

>>1964797
Ooh yes that's it! Gorgeous coat.

No. 1964858

>>1964797
Every tortie I've ever met has been a bit tsundere, it's cute. My grandma had one and if she chose to come to you for pets it was the biggest honor, because normally she was a little mean kek

No. 1964877

File: 1713190918375.jpg (163.26 KB, 975x1390, pretty-calico-cat-with-white-p…)

My calico's paws look like little snow boots but her face is half black half brown. she's a sassy lady, I spent two hours running around my yard with string and she was chasing after it. We we're both beat to say the least

No. 1964924

>>1964719
>Real life animals are fine

No. 1964929

Every day every single fucking day I go on reddit to give advice to women who have UTI symptoms but have been gaslit by their shitty doctors into thinking they don't have a UTI. I am not letting another woman go through this shit for as long as I live.

No. 1964936

>>1964929
You are noble for that anon. I go on Reddit and give advice to women who are worried about hairloss because I don't want another woman to have to go through the insecurity and hopelessness I went through when I had telogen effluvium.

No. 1964940

can someone convince me to go for my run? i feel really weak today

No. 1964941

>>1964940
eat some oatmeal and go on a walk.

No. 1964944

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>>1964940
If you go run now you won't need to run later.

No. 1964951

>>1964941
i had porridge this morning and ate some gnocchi a couple hours ago so i think i will run now
>>1964944
it is 4pm and my last chance! i will go!

No. 1964957

File: 1713193912739.jpeg (200.02 KB, 396x467, IMG_9996.jpeg)

Saw this random ad and I’m dying because what the fuck is this supposed to be? To pick up the shit out of your cat’s litter box or something?

No. 1964960

>>1964957
Imagine the tan lines.

No. 1964964

>>1964593
no i gained 7 pounds from stress eating kek

No. 1964966

>>1964960
Kekk, your feet is gonna look like a deep fryer basket

No. 1964974

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>>1964957
f a s h i o n
I had a pair of clear sneakers when I was a kid and they were so uncomfortable

No. 1964981

>>1964974
This just looks like sweat central!

No. 1965049

>>1964974
>imagine the smell

No. 1965102

>>1964957
This is beyond ugly and serves no purpose kek

No. 1965244

>>1964392
By at least the end of the 19th century shutter speeds were pretty quick and didn't take more than a few seconds. A camera at the turn of the century would not have been particularly large nor slow and almost as fast as a modern camera.

No. 1965576

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FROU FROU'S HERO COVER IS ON SPOTIFYYY I love her voice so much.

No. 1965578

>>1965576
IIRC that exact same artist is the singer behind the old "mmmmm watcha say" meme.

No. 1965580

>>1965576
this is such a great cover… now they just need to get Jennifer Saunders version up and I can die happy

No. 1965602

yay we finally made it to a second thread! With the warm weather my cats are shedding like crazy. thank god they're shorthairs

No. 1965742

>>1965576
God I love her version, it's so good

No. 1965825

File: 1713266197160.png (28.15 KB, 592x192, IMG_20240416_051247.png)

>>>/ot/1804139
Jail nonny comes out on the 24th of April (soon)

No. 1965839

>>1965825
oh my god jail nonny, I remember her. Hope she's okay.

No. 1965854

>>1965825
kek jail-chan I love you

No. 1965863

>>1965825
Hell yeah jail nonnie. Stay away from the fireworks girl

No. 1965866

>>1965825
we should do fireworks to celebrate

No. 1965943

>>1965863
Who's fireworks girl?

No. 1965967

>>1965943
You had to be there to understand

No. 1965968

>>1965825
We need to celebrate the freedom of a fellow nonna itt

No. 1966055

>>1965825
I remember being in that thread when she was posting. I'll join the celebration

No. 1966258

File: 1713290995524.jpg (31.99 KB, 600x315, 82E76746-CBAC-4A81-9D31-564D41…)

When I was 8, I really loved Angelina Ballerina and wanted to take ballet. My mom just laughed at me because this was around the time I started gaining weight and said I was too fat to be a ballerina. If I ever have enough money in the future, I'd like to take classes. I'll be in my 30s but it's not like I ever wanted it as a career so it's ok.

No. 1966279

>>1966258
Please do it! There's adult classes out there and you can do it for fun

No. 1966998

File: 1713319270905.jpeg (110.75 KB, 640x491, 1713296412693.jpeg)

No bait itt atm I just want to post this because it's cute

No. 1967003

>>1966998
What game is this from? Some harvest moon thing?

No. 1967005

File: 1713319841665.png (219.67 KB, 256x356, Harvest_Moon_-_A_Wonderful_Lif…)

>>1967003
Yeah I think it's this one

No. 1967014

>>1966258
This is so adorable. I love that for you

No. 1967275

Im kinda worried about one of my favorite nail supplies brands. Their main products have been on sale for months and they recently switched from free shipping if you buy over a certain amount to free shipping for US. They did just release a new product like a month or two ago so they're probably not struggling. I just get so paranoid of small businesses shutting down. I'll have to support and make a big order soon!

No. 1967369

can you blackpill me on smoking? I have been around smokers for years and I got addicted to second-hand smoking and now thinking of starting smoking myself as I'm not around smokers anymore and I think it could help me with my binge eating and oral fixation.

No. 1967372

Do you pronounce it COO-pon or CYOO-pon? I say it the first way but I heard someone say it the second way and I can't stop repeating it in my head.

No. 1967379

>>1967369
Smoking does not make you thinner, it does not curb appetite. If you are prone to binge eating you will be prone to chain smoking. It does not make you less anxious or neurotic, it actually increases anxiety through a constant cycle of tiny "withdrawals" between cigarettes that only gets more severe the longer you smoke and the more cigarettes you smoke daily. Smoking a cigarette never feels as good as the first time it hits, so for the rest of your life you're just chasing that initial feeling but you never get it again.

No. 1967380

>>1967372
I can't pick a way, but coo-pon feels most natural to me. I just switch between both.

No. 1967396

>>1967372
Both equally, but when I'm being silly I say coop'n

No. 1967397

>>1967369
Don't become a stinky smoker nonna, I think it's gross when I can smell it on other people

No. 1967406

>>1967369
If you're going to go down that route at least vape instead.

No. 1967494

>>1967406
Don't do this. You'll end up consuming even more nicotine than if you had just smoked cigarettes. Vape addicts use nonstop all day every day.

No. 1967643

>>1967494
I think I want to vape out of FOMO because many of my friends are vaping nonstop like you said and I feel like an outsider, mind you they are in their 20s and 30s vaping and smoking since they were teens and they seem to be in good health.

No. 1968440

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There's a pair of designer shoes that I want but are so hard to find, so I'm gonna attempt to find a shoemaker who takes commissions.

No. 1968455

For once I'm feeling a sense of self preservation. I'll move in with other people, I'm scared about how much more I can spiral if I remain alone all the time.

No. 1968470

That's really cool anon, I bet you'll cherish those shoes once they are made. What's the model you are looking for?

No. 1968846

Wish I was paid for posting because I never stop I never shut up. Or just buy my silence, come on I dare you (100 euro / dollar it's ok I accept both currencies)

No. 1971898

People will judge you for buying puzzles and then go spend copious amounts of money on video games. Your league of Legends Blood Moon skin is not cooler than my Ravensburger puzzle!

No. 1971900

>>1971898
you're cooler

No. 1971902

>>1971898
That's a really good point… I want to buy the boardgames I've been humming and harring about now.

No. 1973908

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It actually works(a hidden moid is still a moid)

No. 1973997

>>1973908
what's happening here?

No. 1974000

>>1973908
I wonder if I should report you

No. 1974006

>>1974000
To whom? Satan?(mentioning a moid)

No. 1974024

File: 1713722435387.gif (114.07 KB, 399x370, IMG_0073.gif)

>>1974000
>>1974006
Kek
>>1973997
Picrel(sorry jesus)

No. 1974041

>>1973908
>>1973997
It's AI generated pic that made the contours of the women look like what it looks like.

No. 1974047

>>1973908
this is a funny redtext out of context

No. 1974058

>>1974024
Does Jesus deserve the judgement of our farmhands?(HE with a capital H is a moid, ye be judged)

No. 1974061

>>1974058
Yes, jannies need to burn in hellfire for banning our first husbando to walk the earth and teach the world to avoid sin..(our holy husbando is still a moid)

No. 1974078

File: 1713724976059.jpg (113.1 KB, 564x899, isis.jpg)

At least post about female religious figures, you dumbasses.
Posting my favorite goddess.

No. 1974081

File: 1713725130887.png (1.09 MB, 1500x1500, 2s4r385547.png)

I kind of want this Mothra plush, she's really cute.

No. 1974084

>>1974058
KEK jannies

>>1974081
What is this supposed to be?

No. 1974104

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>>1974084
Mothra, one of the Godzilla kaiju monsters (my autocorrect keeps wanting to correct her name to Mother)

No. 1974126

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>>1974104
mothra is so cool. the shobijin are cute too.

No. 1974129

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>>1974078
Here's my fave. All of her depictions have her standing on top of a couple, so had to black out the unnecessary parts.

No. 1974152

smelling burnt toast

No. 1974164

>>1974152
Did you burn your toast?

No. 1974186

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>>1974078
Artemis, I love her pose reaching for an arrow

No. 1974194

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>>1974186
I always had a soft spot for her. It's pretty amazing that a society that sucked that much for women, could envision and worship such a free female deity.
She is so cute in the game Hades too.

No. 1974254

>>1973908
It makes me very uncomfortable to see AI trained on pictures of little girls because I know exactly what it's being used for in other contexts

No. 1974259

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>>1974078
I love her (dropped image oops)

No. 1974544

Im pretty grateful I don't have fat hands even though I'm 160-170 lbs.

No. 1974553

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Im a big consoomer, but honestly I've stopped feeling shame about it because I genuinely love and use everything I own. Buying new things is awesome because there's so many cool things out there, and besides I worked so hard to be able to do this stuff.

No. 1974558

I love our admin

No. 1974579


No. 1974582

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>>1965825
3 more days till she comes home

No. 1974583

File: 1713760491741.jpg (176.24 KB, 1280x720, maxresdefault.jpg)

I want to create a sims neighborhood for my house where every lot is a different ethnicity or country so that the neighborhood gives tonal whiplash vibes.

No. 1974584

File: 1713760688926.jpg (68.81 KB, 460x560, lohan.jpg)

>>1974582
I want to ask her if jail was fun, she made it seem pretty alright. Free housing, free food, getting to chill in the yard on break time.

No. 1974587

>>1974582
Just learned about prisonchan, wishing her well

No. 1974590

>>1974583
i wish Sims 4 was open world it would make builds like this so much more fun

No. 1974592

do you feel youthful rn?

No. 1974601

>>1974592
I feel retarded that's for sure

No. 1974605

do you belieeeve in life lafter luv

No. 1974607

Is this going to turn into the new dumbass shit thread

No. 1974615

>>1974607
i assumed that was the whole reason it existed

No. 1974617

File: 1713762860440.png (1.14 MB, 1964x1153, Selene_PH.png)

>>1974194
GOD I love the character designs Jen Zee draws. They're all so fun and colorful.

No. 1974642

>>1974615
This thread existed before dumbass was autosaged

No. 1974719

File: 1713775933603.webp (Spoiler Image,122.46 KB, 1000x566, Aphrodite_(Hades_II)_PH.webp)

>>1974617
The Selene design is so pretty! I even like the new Aphrodite design, despite her being nude. It's gotta be the one time in videogames where that feels appropriate.

No. 1974727

>>1974719
maybe it's my own preferences peaking through but i wish she had a softer body, like the classical aphrodite statues have. the anime stylized body just does nothing for me.

No. 1974857

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>>1974078
I have always liked Morana/Morena.

No. 1974999

i get sad when i think about piper perri

No. 1975796

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new lc mascot JUST DROPPED

No. 1975797

>>1975796
When I heard of makeup testing on animals, this is what I imagined as a child.

No. 1975830

>>1975796
Ugly as fuck

No. 1976013

>>1974579
Unexpected response actually

No. 1976041

what are you nonnies favourite quotes from female authors, fiction or non-fiction? they have to adhere to the rules of this thread

No. 1976138

>>1965825
>>1974582
Doesn't April '24 just mean 2024, and not actually the 24th of April? C'mon ladies.

No. 1976152


No. 1976157

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>>1976041
this one is a g(oldie)(men in bechdel thread)

No. 1976191

>>1974857
Never heard of her before! It's fascinating that rituals involving her has been going on until today, despite christianity.

No. 1976222

File: 1713878703347.jpg (296.53 KB, 804x1000, schamanin_rekonstruktion.jpg)

>>1974078
This woman from my region was worshipped for centuries after her burial:

>The double burial contained the skeletal remains of an adult woman aged 30–40 years and a 6-8 month old infant. Radiocarbon dating of human and animal bone yielded a date of 7000-6800 BC, placing the interment in the Mesolithic period.[4] The woman was buried in a sitting position with flexed arms and legs. The baby was positioned between her legs. The grave was filled with powdered red ochre. It contained an "exceptional number" of grave goods, including 50 pierced animal teeth, and microlith blades stored in a crane bone. The woman has been interpreted as a shaman, based on the presence of a portion of roe deer skull with antlers that was presumably attached to headwear.[2]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bad_D%C3%BCrrenberg_burial

No. 1976246

>>1975797
Wait, so that isn't how they test on animals? Jesus christ I feel retarded right now(don't take a moid's name in vain)

No. 1976264

>>1976246
Farmhands: stop trying to make your little autistic quips. It's so tryhard and embarrassing.

No. 1976281

>>1976246
what did janny mean by this

No. 1976334

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>>1974078
I hate that Louhi, the ruler of the Northern Land in the Finnic Kalevala epic, gets portrayed as this evil witch character, when she's actually a pretty based leader and the most sensible person among everyone by any standards.

No. 1976345

>>1976246
You’re trying way too hard.

No. 1976363

>>1976281
We're in the Bechdel thread, so not allowed to talk about redacted. And then "Don't take the Lord's name in vain" is a common rule in Christianity. Janny is trying to be funny, emphasis on try.

No. 1976368

>>1976264
>>1976345
Why are you mean girl larping the mods

No. 1976395

>>1976368
Not everyone finds the jannies funny.

No. 1976422

File: 1713890606720.jpeg (71.94 KB, 763x763, IMG_6174.jpeg)

good morning ladies(this alien is male)

No. 1976423

>>1976246
kek jannies

No. 1976543

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No. 1976714

File: 1713898641405.jpeg (132.19 KB, 750x865, 37A78921-A7E9-4E34-9CEE-4DC6BC…)

why would this be something that would be posted in the lc caps thread? busted out laughing kek

No. 1976963

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Waiting until my dad goes to sleep so I can smoke a joint and dance in my room(your dad is male)

No. 1977067

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>>1976422
Francine did it better

No. 1977090

>>1976422
rogu isn’t a man

No. 1977143

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Having one of those depressing premenstrual days wishing I could go back in time to when this show was on TV in my country

No. 1977351

>>1977143
wco.tv

No. 1977381

File: 1713916248468.jpg (35.98 KB, 475x318, p-7907-eta.jpg)

Have any of you ever kept an aquarium? I kept picrel several years ago. It would always hide under a rock and I rarely saw it, I let it go free.

No. 1977631

File: 1713924129083.jpeg (413.65 KB, 750x858, IMG_0151.jpeg)

I know this was one of you who donated it

No. 1977651

>>1977631
Thats not fucking true bitch.

No. 1977653


No. 1977726

>>1977631
what is it?

No. 1977756

>>1977726
a bong you use for your coochie basically

No. 1977763

>>1977631
Goodwill has insane finds. My mom got a pretty box from goodwill but when she took it home and it had someone’s ashes inside. She went back to goodwill and returned the ashes, but kept the box. It was a very pretty box and I think she stores jewelry in it. I hope that person got grandma back.

No. 1977767

>>1977763
That's pretty insane, they don't check for that stuff at donation/thrift stores? I don't know if I could keep a box that had someone's ashes in it kek.

No. 1978018

File: 1713950886230.gif (11.66 MB, 640x360, fireworks-anime-idolmaster.gif)

>>1965825
Welcome back to freedom jail nonny

No. 1978020

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No. 1978269

My favorite cows are active again for the first time in a while I could cry nonnies

No. 1978275

I have less than $30 right now and the urge to order food is so strong. In my defense, I'm busy today and don't wanna cook. Knowing you have more money on the way is so dangerous.

No. 1978291

>>1978275
nona you are broke as a joke, do not order in food. do you have food in the house? eat that. how did your finances even get to this point?

No. 1978412

>>1978291
Ok, I'm making food right now. I makey worst financial decisions when I'm hungry, I probably would've regretted it anyway.
>how did your finances even get to this point?
Wtf

No. 1978420

>>1978412
what do you mean "Wtf", it wasn't an insult it was a genuine question

No. 1978445

>>1978420
All these expenses kept coming and money just kept leaving my account and there was nothing I could do to stop it

No. 1978448

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>>1965825
Congrats on coming out of jail nonna please report back if you can

No. 1978617

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Just found out I have a day off! I didn’t even know but it couldn’t have come at a better time. I’m so tired, if I could I’d lay down on the floor and take a nap right now.

No. 1978634

I wanna get my nails done but I've been bad with budgeting this week. Life's so unfair

No. 1978717

I'm so fucking tired of having no friends

No. 1978845

>>1978717
Me too nonnie, me too.

No. 1978881

Just tried the new Starbucks spicy lemonade and it’s the worst thing I’ve ever drank

No. 1978883

>>1978881
What do they even put in it? Tajin? Chili? I dont understand starbucks. They came out with an olive oil coffee a few months back.

No. 1978884

>>1978883
Well I was expecting some kind of syrup to be added but yeah it’s just a fuck ton of chili powder that sinks to the bottom.

No. 1978954

>>1978881
I sampled the pineapple one last week and it wasn't the worst thing I'd tried but it was certainly one of the weirdest. They should've kept the lavender drinks for longer, they were much more appealing. idk who they're trying to appeal to with this one

No. 1979090

File: 1714009260607.jpg (13.53 KB, 250x249, 58688366b8d4e2a2fa94459ee4f715…)

You ever walk into the bathroom after someone has showered and the air is MUSTY? It's disgusting anons, humid and musty.

No. 1979092

>>1978881
That's because Starbucks sucks

No. 1979103

>>1978884
Starbucks is so annoying. They cant just stick to making good coffee, but they can make all these dumb drinks up. I am so glad I left 2 years ago, because it was hell working there.

No. 1979449

Someone give me their favorite subway order. I'm about to order two sandwiches and idk what the second one should be.

No. 1979453

>>1979449
i like the teriyaki with pickles, mayo, lettuce and tomatoes

No. 1979460

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I spent the entire night procastinating. Ok gonna eat some burgers then force myself to get to work. Please encourage me, nonnies.

No. 1979464

>>1979460
Work will be fine. It will be a better day than usual.

No. 1979466

>>1978884
That's how we drink it in my country

No. 1979477

File: 1714044478654.jpg (216.64 KB, 668x1002, elsiepicnic.jpg)

It's time for the lolcow potluck! What are you bringing to share nonnie?

No. 1979481

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>>1979477
I'm not the best baker but there's a chocolate chip cookie recipe that I'm pretty good at making and is delicious so I say that

No. 1979482

>>1979477
Edibles.

No. 1979487

>>1979481
share the recipe nonie

No. 1979488

File: 1714045241513.jpg (537.04 KB, 1077x1077, sandwiches.jpg)

>>1979477
Gourmet sandwiches that I did not make myself kek (with vegetarian options for vegetarian nonacitas)

No. 1979491

File: 1714045429192.jpeg (117.31 KB, 1500x1000, MSL-332890-HowtoSmokeFish-hero…)

>>1979477
smoked whitefish

No. 1979493

File: 1714045766253.jpg (144 KB, 1280x720, maxresdefault.jpg)

>>1979487
It's Tasty's chewy chocolate chip cookie recipe. Do not chill for 30 mins if you want the best texture, let them chill for a few hours or 1 hour minimum.
https://tasty.co/recipe/the-best-chewy-chocolate-chip-cookies

No. 1979495


No. 1979501

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>>1979488
ok but you have to get them cut into cow shapes like this

No. 1979507

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>>1979477
I made orzo salad for my lunch this week and it was really yummy. I will make a big batch to share with you nonnies.

who's bringing the milk?

No. 1979517

>>1979501
I'll see what I can do lol
>>1979507
Yes, we need milk for those cookies

No. 1979575

File: 1714052365034.jpg (34.68 KB, 640x480, 1000020048.jpg)

>>1979477
I'm bringing minilunches so I can talk about them for 2 hours.

No. 1979576

>>1979575
What's a minilunch

No. 1979592

>>1979576
The most delicious bakery good you will ever eat, very soft, it's a slightly sweet bread filled with ham and cheese, it goes well with any coffee and it's perfect for a simple breakfast.

No. 1979928

>>1979575
Aren't these called stromboli or are stromboli required to have more pizza-style ingridients?

No. 1980600

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No. 1980601

>>1979501
So cute

No. 1980603

>>1980600
>Her offenses range from theft to terroristic stalking
She seems kind of fun

No. 1980617

>>1980600
stacy shit

No. 1980670

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I'm seething rn nonnies. Someone I was playing online scrabble with just put the word 'gaijin' and it fucking went through. What the hell? First of all weeb and cringe, second of all the game is set to ENGLISH so why does it accept all these stupid non-words?? I don't mean to brag but I fucking slay at scrabble and will be steamrolling a game and then my boomer facebook fishing pic ass opponent will play some ludicrous bullshit like 'iched' or 'zex' or 'ita'. Please do tell me what any of that shit means. Yeah you were just looking at your letters and went oh I better play the commonly used English word 'gaen'???? I don't doubt that these are in the dictionary somewhere but you and I both know you've never used those words in your life! You are googling that shit or trying any random configuration of letters until something sticks like a cheating coward!! And you get rewarded for it with those sweet sweet multiplier points so you continue to do it.
Sportsmanship is dead.

No. 1980674

>>1980670
Sportswomanship, nonna.

No. 1980678

>>1980600
She’s so beautiful and happy… I think women should have get out of jail free cards if they really enjoyed doing the crime

No. 1980691

>>1980670
When I play scrabble irl I insist on a house rule that you have to be able to define the word you play.

No. 1980698

>>1980670
I guess gaijin is now a loan word like sushi and futon.

No. 1980701

>>1980698
But wtf does it even mean? Non Japanese person? Why do we need a word for that

No. 1980704

>>1980701
I think it just means foreigner (and in this case female ones only)

No. 1980716

>>1980701
Yes it means foreigner/outsider, I'm not sure why we borrowed it but it has its own entry in the dictionary now apparently.

No. 1980734

>>1980691
Yeah that makes a lot of sense, you don't even need to know the exact definition as long as you have some ballpark idea imo. I guess there's always going to be scrabble autists who purposefully learn those short rare letter words for the sake of the game, but that's fine with me, on par with chess autists who memorize specific strategies.

No. 1980806

Reading J. K. Rowling's tweets is the only thing keeping me sane and happy right now. She gives me so much hope and is very funny every once in a while. Love her.

No. 1981272

remember to make a wish when you sneeze

No. 1981277

>>1980806
manifesting becoming a billionaire so I can dunk on trannies and spend my millions giving to feminist orgs, various charities and funding terf rallies(This comment did not pass the bechdel test)

No. 1981435

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>ironically classically colonizer

what? KEKK

No. 1981506

does anybody have any chapstick

No. 1981532

>>1981506
I have at least three spare sticks that you could borrow

No. 1981666

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My biggest fear (besides somehow driving into a body of water) is that one day I'll be driving on one of these bridges and it will open

No. 1981671

>>1981666
they don't just pop open, they're usually pretty slow so i think you'd have time to react

No. 1981747

>>1981666
When they start to open they close off the road for a moment before they begin the opening process so that the bridge is cleared out. It's not like they'd pull a prank on people like that. But I'm one to talk since where I live we don't have those.

No. 1981818

>>1981435
I did not understand anything in this picture, is it AI generated?

No. 1981958

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Whenever anons complain about people misusing the meaning of a word or not knowing a big fancy word existed I feel bad because I'm one of those retards despite being a native english speaker. I learned a lot of new words after spending time on here that were supposedly already common words? (I never saw them used in real life)

No. 1981962

>>1981818
close anon, it was written by an autistic person kek

No. 1982884

I'm sad and I'm gonna drink. What should I do in the meantime to pass the time while I'm drinking? don't worry nonas it's just hard cider

No. 1982901

why is the site always active when i'm asleep then dead when i'm awake

No. 1983219

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There's been so many things I want to discuss on here that don't fit in any threads, and with our catchall thread dead there's nowhere to really put it.

No. 1983319

>>1982884
Watch reality TV from the early 2000s. I know you're not drinking any more but maybe keep it in mind for next time. It's so ridiculous, I always crack up at the fake ass lines and retarded scenarios.

No. 1983468

If I put alcohol on a small piece of paper towel and leave it on my open pimple, do you think it will dehydrate it and make it heal quicker? Like a ghetto pimple patch.

No. 1983521

>>1983468
i do that when it leaks too much sebum to put on a hydrocolloid patch. works great

No. 1983604

if youre someone who doesnt suffer from any medical issues or disabilities at all, please be aware of how blessed you are. i was in perfect health for 17 years, and then one day i just started having seziures out of nowhere. my life changed overnight and i haven't stopped having seizures ever since. it is horrific and painful and if theres anyone here who really is just in perfect health then please enjoy it and embrace it

No. 1983638

>>1983604
Hugs nonna. I hope you're okay right now

No. 1983640

>>1983219
I agree. The dumbass shit thread should come back, even if it had another name

No. 1983714

>>1983640
i think we could use this one as dumbass shit as long as we dont mention moids(This comment doesn't pass the Bechdel test)

No. 1983940

the most unattractive people are always autistic

No. 1983949

>>1983940
I feel called out

No. 1983953

>>1983940
Well, I ain't autistic, check mate sis

No. 1983959

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i like collecting the lolcow banners like trading cards

No. 1983962

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>>1983959
I like this one

No. 1984047

i miss dumbass shit so much

No. 1984062

anyone tried blogging? like on "return to old style internet" sites like livejournal/dreamwidth/bearblog? or anyone already blog on these actually?

No. 1984076

>>1984062
There is an old web/personal site thread here somewhere. I personally don't maintain a blog because I always end up oversharing and saying something mean. I have a dreamwidth but haven't touched it in over a year because I posted a series of really embarrassing manifestos lol. I always think about starting a blog dedicated to my ttrpg world and posting little short stories about my ocs.

No. 1984082

>>1984062
I wanted to but I don't want to overshare. I'm thinking about maybe trying to go back at blogging but I'll make up a character. I really wanted to customize my barbies and make a story for them so I guess I could do that with a blog and post pics of them as if they were blogging, it is kinda silly but it would be better than sharing my boring ass life kek and it sounds fun even if it's pure autism. Makes me think of the old days when people would roleplay on livejournal

No. 1984179

>>1984062
I've thought about it but it's not like I'd have an audience for my mundane shit.

No. 1984228

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>>1983959
We have so many banners now, it's amazing. I just keep seeing new ones. I like this controversially wholesome one.

No. 1984283

I stopped smoking weed for one day because I was too tired and I had the best sleep I've had in ages plus my heartbeat isn't nearly as noticeable. And here I was thinking I needed it to fall asleep kek

No. 1984383

>>1983640
>>1983219
Yeah we need a catch-all thread.

No. 1984441

Having bad handwriting literally makes me feel like I'm at the lowest caste of society, like an Indian unforgivable or untouchable or whatever they're called

No. 1984626

>>1984383
This is/should be the catch all thread.

No. 1984646

>>1984626
It can't be because of the rules.

No. 1984997

monin

No. 1985018

>>1984441
Kek I'm ashamed of my bad handwriting too.

No. 1985068

>>1984062
I was trying to start one from the perspective of my fictional character allegory to create a story of sorts but I sucked at posting content everyday so I stopped

No. 1985093

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>>1984441
>>1985018
What do you people even write? I haven't touched these things in years.

No. 1985095

>>1985093
Not either of those anons but I have several penpals and also keep a diary and my handwriting is the bane of my existence kek. But do you not even write birthday cards? Grocery lists?

No. 1985096

>>1985093
nta but notes, lists, reminders (it's easier for me to remember on paper right in front of me than on a phone) paper forms that require filling out

No. 1985124

>>1985095
I use my phone or pc for this. Grocery lists, movies i want to watch, ect. I don't have anything "big" to write, but if i did i would do it on my pc i think.

No. 1985202

File: 1714429593799.gif (1.6 MB, 200x200, IMG_0259.gif)

for once I had a good experience on here and I’m shocked that I actually had fun in a thread for once kek. off topic thought but why do I keep seeing so much overweight women especially on tiktok? there’s one extreme of stunning skinny women and then the opposite where they’re big as fuck, or maybe i’m just bouncing from the normie women side and the ones who were in the lgbt club in high school and as a grown adult somehow like hazbin hotel? idk where those fatties are getting confidence from, almost none of them would be facially ugly if they lost the weight and would mog me but they love remaining fat and it angers me

No. 1985208

>>1985202
I hate this gif so fucking much

No. 1985210

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>>1985208
it’s funny to me because she looks stupid (like me)

No. 1985222

>>1985093
I handwrite notes for my college classes and I also write original fiction for fun. I prefer doing my outlines/ideas/draft zero on paper. You'd think someone who writes all the time would have better handwriting but nope kek

No. 1985225

>>1985208
No it’s funny. >>1985202 ignore the hater

No. 1985232

>>1985202
>and I’m shocked that I actually had fun in a thread for once kek.
Which one?

No. 1985233

>>1985208
Yeah she looks retarded as fuck

No. 1985235

>>1984646
Agreed

No. 1985239

>>1985093
I write almost everything down because I hate screens. I do have some digital notes but nothing important.

No. 1985277

>>1985232
ugly man psyop nonnyyy
>>1985225
nonnabella ♥(do not mention men itt)

No. 1985298

>>1985202
Don't spend mental energy on this, fat women just existing without hating themselves shouldn't plague your mind, this isn't the Shayna thread.

No. 1985319

>>1985298
I don’t, it just catches my attention so much kek like holy shit the algorithm loves to boost female fatties

No. 1985358

>>1985319
rattle rattle rattle it's your own problem if you're triggered by fat women this isn't mpa

No. 1985365

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>”NOOOOO MY HECCIN GOTHIC WAIFU IS RUINED!!!! MY CHILDHOOD IS RUINED!!”

moids who developed their childhood crush off of fucking cartoons just by jerking off to them with their disgusting little dicks need to die(don't mention moids)

No. 1985567

>>1985365
I mean, that's a massive downgrade, I'd be pissed too

No. 1985727

BPD ANTHEMS LET'S GO wanted to post the official video but there's a [topic redacted] in it

No. 1985729

>>1985365
I actually like Velma. I like how everyone is an asshole and it devolves into a shitty self insert fanfic where velma gets her own harem. It's on the same level as drawn together and people that get offended at it are terminally online losers who need real problems, or dare i say, snowflakes.

No. 1985731

>>1985729
>shitty self insert fanfic where velma gets her own harem.
Kek what?

No. 1985734

>>1985731
yeah, the whole gang ends up in love with her at the end. I forgot S2 was out, going to give it a binge watch.

No. 1985783

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I just found out one of the chubby bunny ladies, Tammy Slatin, is a lesbian (bisexual?) whaatt

No. 1985887

>>1985783
I remember several years ago my two younger nieces challenged me to do the "chubby bunny challenge" and I was like "wabby babby what???" and they had to repeat it for me several times and that's the first time I felt old and out of the loop kek

No. 1985893

>>1985887
Wtf is the chubby bunny challenge??

No. 1985896

>>1985893
cant tell if underage or boomer

No. 1985905

Learning about bank heists is my favourite past time. I almost feel sad they don't happen anymore.

No. 1985907

>>1985896
Not a boomer or underage, I just don't remember what tf that is

No. 1985910

>>1985893
I only know of it as a game where you fit as many marshmallows into your mouth as possible, while still being able to say the words chubby bunny. But it's an older game, so I don't know how that women is involved.

No. 1985913

>>1985905
I learned about this one person that robbed a bunch of banks in recent years without even using a real gun. It’s a crazy story but I don’t want to break the thread rule.

No. 1985914

>>1985905
They definitely happen. If you're talking about heists in general, $14.5 million in gold bars was heisted from an airport in Canada last year. Or if you're only talking about banks, my state had an unsolved bank heist where the robber got away with $40,000 two years ago and the police have zero leads.

No. 1985924

>>1985914
>my state had an unsolved bank heist where the robber got away with $40,000 two years ago and the police have zero leads.
damn that sounds cool. I thought bank robbers moved onto hacking and shit.

No. 1985938

>>1985924
You're correct in that is much more common nowadays. Robbing a bank is unlikely to net you much money for the potential jail time, and it's one of the most solved crimes. Much safer to instead scam the elderly into buying you gift cards or to commit white collar crime.

No. 1985946

>>1985910
>I don't know how that women is involved.
Amy and Tammy Slaton were doing the chubby bunny challenge and went viral for their fat foreheads. Then years later (like 2020?) they got a show on TLC and lost weight

No. 1985954

>>1985946
That makes sense, thank you. Ironically I knew she wasn't straight because I remember her coming out as pansexual and everyone making jokes that wanting to lick the pan clean does not mean you're pansexual. I'm glad she's doing so much better now, I saw she's lost over 400 lbs.

No. 1985957

I want to buy a bubble machine and leave it on as i take a bath

No. 1986167

Bully me into studying please

No. 1986179

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>>1986167
Study, dummy. Or you are going to be here in your 30's.
Now's your turn, bully me into drawing.

No. 1986233

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>>1986179
You better draw or otherwise you're going to end up like me: quit drawing and regretting it years down the line. Don't be like me!!

No. 1986403

that shayna banner of her putting a bag on her shoulder and awkwardly looking into the camera like a fed has a weapon laser pointed in her home ready to pull the trigger is so fucking real

No. 1986562

>>1985365
This wouldn't affect me because Velma isn't a schooby doo show or canon. I don't even know what to call this show other than the creators insecurties animated.

No. 1986857

We need a lolcow audiobooks/videos where it's just people reading through /snow/ threads so I can listen while multitasking.

No. 1987881

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I think Mexican food and Italian food are super similar in the sense that they both repeatedly use a lot of the same ingredients in different formations.

No. 1987976

>>1987881
I mean, if it ain’t broke don’t fix it.

No. 1987995

>>1986857
This is an interesting idea, but how do you think you would phrase responses? Or would you prefer that only direct evidence posts be read?

No. 1988019

>>1987881
i would kill to eat this, i am so hungry

No. 1988224

File: 1714667112821.jpg (48.68 KB, 605x605, gray1.jpg)

When you have brown skin, most times when you get a wound and the skin heal it will start off white and then slowly regain melanin pigment. I have a little white spot on my arm and I think it looks kinda cool, like a reverse mole. It would be cool if people had white freckles.

Also, does anyone else remember the gray hair trend from like 7 years ago (2015, isn't that so crazy?). I was so obsessed with it. I think you need a very pretty face to pull it off though, I have a round grandma face so nooo thanks.

No. 1988229

>>1987881
funny how one is considered junk food and the other is considered the pinnacle of health eating even though they're very similar.

No. 1988239

>>1988224
I feel like these styles are pretty but only when you’re fresh from the salon. They’re hard to maintain day-to-day unless you have the styling time and the right products.

No. 1988251

>>1988224
I think I look kind of cool with the bunch of white spots and lines that I've gotten over the time, specially because they're from retarded accidents so they're fun to talk about if someone asks about them.

No. 1988261

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>>1988224
God what a throwback kek. I wanted grey hair so bad when I was in high school because all the cool pale blog soft grunge tumblr girls were doing it, I would beg my mom to let me get it dyed every time I had to go for a haircut. Thank god she didn't give in, my hair would've been fried and ugly for years afterwards.

No. 1988272

>>1988224
I think the grey hair looked great no matter the face shape but it's high maintenance. if you get stressed out and get bags under your eyes, bad sleep, stress breakouts etc, it instantly ages you an extra 5-10 years (like, more than just looking stressed would).

No. 1988285

>>1988224
I really liked the grey hair trend but it looked so bad on warm skintones like picrel.

No. 1988292

I love it when I go to a discord vc room and there are a lot of interesting women there talking about their weird interests or about any other thing. It's just so fun, I love chatting with other women so much, feels refreshing.

No. 1988301

>>1988285
No it doesn’t, you’re clearly just a bum hating bitch and jelly she rocks that hair tone. If you know the most basic of color theory it works well with her amazing non-aged, non-wrinkly, non-saggy, non-pasty, non-pale caramel skin.(infighting)

No. 1988313

>>1988301
I can't tell if this is genuine or a shitpost

No. 1988321

>>1988261
I wish that fashion trends leaner into unconventional age acceptance aesthetics like this more often. I love that the tumblr pinterest girlies made gray hair fashionable and wish that the trend continued longer. It sucks that Tiktok has regressed back into the "if you're not trying to look as young as possible you're ugly" conventional mindset.

No. 1988327

>>1988321
I'll be honest, the grey/silver hair trend never struck me as trying to mimic natural grey hair or old people whatsoever. Those greys were always too bright and cool toned to look anythig like real aged hair

No. 1988399

>>1988224
when i was a child I would draw all my black OCs with white freckles, i was obsessed with the aesthetic

No. 1988695

I think that Marge is a very cute name.

No. 1988710

>>1988224
I was so obsessed with this trend because it reminds me of storm from the x-men and i wanted to be like her so fucking bad when i was 12.

No. 1988716

>>1988695
that was my great grandmas name

No. 1988732

>>1988710
Nta but kek this is so cute. I grew up with x-men: evolution and loved Storm and Wolverine's relationship if you can call it that, they felt like the mom and the dad of the team.(wolverine is a moid)

No. 1989752

god I just want dumbass shit thread back, literally what was the fucking reason for getting rid of it?? it’s honestly what kept this site alive and i’m so bored. baiting and infighting has been at the same rate ever since it was auto saged. inb4 “just search for it it’s still here” that’s clearly not what i mean, it’s been deadened for another reason jannies will never tell us

No. 1989772

Willow Smith makes good music

No. 1989774

>>1989752
I miss it so much so many of my best thoughts were found there.

No. 1989778

>>1989774
I miss manifesto-chan so fucking much it hurts

No. 1989817

>>1989778
All the threads where she used to post are either locked or dead so…

No. 1989846

>>1989752
same, mods were retarded for that one

No. 1989906

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I'm listening to a lot of destiny childs and I really loved how they dressed, their hair, everything, god I wish I was older then. I'd fit in perfectly.

No. 1989908

>>1989906
and this was before Michelle but I love Michelle's tone in so many of the songs, people truly sleep on her voice.

No. 1989915

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>>1989906
like they dressed so cool, TLC as well, man I miss girl groups. And the TLC movie is so damn good too.

No. 1989937

My mum has finally achieved her dream of having chickens. She's hoping to get ducks next

No. 1989949

>>1989937
Good luck to you and your mom with your bawk-bawks! They are so cute and can have so much personality. I love watching the social dynamics.

No. 1990090

Just committed a bad financial decision and bought some Lolita. Oh but it was calling my name… I need to save up for technical school but I deserve nice things. I do I do I do. I only ever bought myself cheap second hand clothes, I deserve nice things. I clean out my closet bi yearly, I only really have pajama shorts, pajama shirts, funeral shirts, and my jeans I use for all occasions. I deserve cute clothes. I still feel guilty about spending money… But I can afford it! I paid for my share of the bills already! I get paid two more times this month so I definitely have time to save money… I will consider this my early birthday present. Happy birthday to me! If I had an adult sized dresser all my clothes would fit in there… Even my furniture is second hand! Sadness and Sorrow. The only new things I own is my bed and my desk. I hate feeling guilty about spending money on myself. I'll drop 100$ on cat food and litter, but cringe at buying new clothes. My sister will max her credit card on shien so I deserve to have cute clothes too.

No. 1990116

>>1989906
>>1989915
I miss these groups so much, the k-pop stuff could never compete with this.

No. 1990126

>>1990116
Come one now, girls' generation, girls' generation TTS, jewelry, Speed (Japanese groups though), perfume (also Japanese), brown eyes girls, and wonder girls had nice vibes, vocals and fashion. Especially their y2k R&B stuff.

No. 1990131

>>1990126
I defintely wasn't thinking about perfume when i wrote that because i love them. If anything, japanese girl groups have their own thing going on. It's modern day k-pop that doesn't do it for me at all, it feels like it was made in a factory.

No. 1990186

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A girl in my hobby group that I'm not close with has started posting openly radfem/pinkpill stuff on social media. I think I will actively try to befriend her now whenever I see her around.

No. 1990208

>>1990126
God I miss Brown Eyed Girls so much. No K-pop girl group really did what they did, they were adult women with banger songs.

No. 1990215

>>1990090
You do deserve a treat, happy early birthday to you! What did you buy? I remember when I bought my first lolita pieces, it felt so special. I still feel happy when I look at them now. If you love the piece you bought, it's definitely an investment.
>>1990116
Omg remember Orange Caramel? They were so funny and creative with their videos, you could never have something like that today.

No. 1990216

>>1989915
Weren't they wearing Jean-Paul Gaultier clothes in that music video?

No. 1990290

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It's so crazy how EOS can make some pretty good products (their lotion smells amazing, their shaving cream is good) but the one product their most known for, lipbalms, fucking sucks.
On another note, I've been thinking about that time where DIY skincare was a thing and I cannot believe I sincerely used to put egg whites on my fucking face. I don't even think I would save the yolk either, I was just wasting eggs kek.

No. 1990302

>>1990290
my anecdotal evidence - egg whites really close my pores and make my face really look/feel smoother, but the smell is disgusting

No. 1990304

>>1990290
Homemade lipbalm really is the best. Just put skinsafe oils or fats into an oil burner (like the kind you but a tealight candle in, its perfect for lipbalm making!) Add dried lavender or whatever scents you want, plus a teaspoon of beeswax (easy to buy for cheap most of earth), macerate for several hours, strain into container of choice.

Check comedogenicity (sp?) for your ethnicity, I'm Irish and can't handle olive oil but rapeseed oil never clogs me or anyone I know up (coldpressed rapeseed oil, not heavily processed canola oil!), coconut oil is universally good in terms of not clogging pores (provided it is again the coldpressed not fucked with kinds, I've tried everything and it really does make a big difference)

Way cheaper if you buy the materials in bulk once a year. Or just get more than you think you need occasionally because once you realise how fucking good this is there's no going back to store-bought bullshit that just makes your lips drier because they cheap out on the ingredients, and the fancy ones add too much unnecessary stuff and ALSO cheap out on ingredients while making you pay for the luxury of dry lips

No. 1990305

>>1990304
Samefag but I made that too complicated. Just dump oil into oil burner with beeswax and it will fix your goddammit lips

No. 1990314

>>1990304
Literally just use vaseline

No. 1990315

I'm so fucking unmotivated to study today

No. 1990316

>>1990314
Vaseline is not a moisturizer

No. 1990317

I just played a league of Legends game without realizing that the right click on my mouse is barely working. It was so bad but fortunately I still did alright and I was able to support my team. I have a new mouse arriving today luckily.

No. 1990318

>>1990316
it's an occlusive meaning it helps lock in moisture
personally it fixed my lips
i guess you can mix it with beeswax for a humectant+occlusive combo but i didnt try it

No. 1990320

>>1990317
thanks nona now not only do I not want to study I also want to play league

No. 1990366

I bought 4 more pairs of jeans of a type I already have 2 of and now I have 6 jeans in 6 different colors I actually want to wear and I don't think I've ever had this many jeans in rotation because I detest jeans shopping. I also got them heavily discounted from an outlet. It's a good day.

No. 1990451

>>1989949
Thankyou nonna!! They're so calming just to watch and care for. We've got the veg garden and orchard going well too, we're living our stardew valley dreams

No. 1990472

I want myself one of those sugary caffeinated coffee adjacent drinks right now

No. 1990487

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Whoever made this banner, I love you, let's get married.

No. 1990497


No. 1990504

>>1990497
That's the idea ♥

No. 1990540

>>1989752
Right??? There are so many times I want to post something but have no idea where to do it, and in the end I just give up and decide not to talk about it at all. The dumbass shit thread was perfect for those occasions. Farmhands pls remove the auto sage from it

No. 1990647

Nobody ever takes about how when you live alone and you make a frozen pizza, you can just tear pieces off of the pizza instead of cutting it

No. 1990664

>>1990647
I've been eating them like open sandwiches all my life.

No. 1990894

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I have been seeing people say it's bad to own more than one water bottle/tumbler since they're reusable and I find it a bit strange. Regular ceramic and glass mugs and cups are reusable too but most people have multiple even if they live alone. I don't see the harm in anyone having multiple tumblers unless they have a whole collection.

No. 1990915

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>>1990647
>>1990664
What the fuck is wrong with both of you? How can you physically stand to eat pizza when it is not in pizza shape?

No. 1990983

>>1990915
Not either of those anons but I like square pizza

No. 1991016

>>1990983
And I bet it tasted weird. Not bad. Just not exactly like pizza.

No. 1991055

>>1990983
Unpopular opinion: Square pizza tastes better than triangle pizza.

No. 1991079

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I like mini circles of pizza like picrel.

No. 1991101

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Can any nona lie to me and tell me that no one ever mentioned lolcow on tiktok and pintrest please, i'm not able to escape reality anymore

No. 1991135

Being a slob is feminist. Every time you don’t make your bed or heat up a microwave meal the spirit of Andrea dworkin smiles on you from heaven. Less time wenching = more time for intellectual pursuits.

No. 1991153

>>1991101
Well I’ve neverseen it happening so it must not be true! (I don’t use either of those apps)

No. 1991158

>>1991101
Oh don't worry they would only ever talk about the lorcow on reddit, discord, twitter, tumblr, 4chan and other image boards. That would be crazy if..haha…
starts smiling
well, anyways.
looks you in the eyes
Y-you do know you're kinda cute, do you?
blushes
So yeah don't worry.
gets closer to your face
Like…really cute
leans in

No. 1991166

>>1991158
pushes you and points at you with a spork
Ha, nerd.

No. 1991180

>>1991101
Nothing to do with what you said, but god, I love Rosarita. You’re making me wanna sperg about her in the lesbian yumejo thread but I’ve already sperged enough in there.

No. 1991376

>>1991135
But what if I live alone and want to eat healthy food? Being a healthy fit Stacy and live long benefits us.
>>1990487
It's so cute!

No. 1991397

My hands are so wrinkly from years of OCD handwashing. It makes me insecure when I take pics of my nails.

No. 1991464

>>1991055
You shut your dirty square shoveling mouth.
>>1991079
Acceptable. It's round, like the natural state of a pizza, but also tiny. But sus, because not yet cut into triangles.

No. 1991473

>>1991101
Nah nobody talks about it on tiktok

No. 1991498

>>1990983
I had only known square (rectangular) pizza till I was 12 or something because my family never ordered it but we made it ourselves and filled the whole sheet pan with dough. I still prefer it because it's 1) bigger, 2) tastier.

No. 1992205

i just left the mall im gettin fly with my babeh..

No. 1992547

I remember when "bae" first became a thing I found it a tiny bit cringy and refused to use it but for some reason, in the great year of 2024, it's been sneaking its way into my vocabulary. That and babe are just such cute platonic nicknames.

No. 1992553

I'm gonna go to the mall today also to the church thrift store

No. 1992615

Just slept for 11.5 hours, holy shit

No. 1992617


No. 1992618

>>1992615
How are you feeling?

No. 1992625

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>>1992553
Nice. Are you looking for anything in particular? I want to incorporate more hats into my style, so I've been looking for hats that I can up-style to match my outfits. I have the most luck at church thrift sales over anything like Goodwill or Salvation Army.

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No. 1992853

When I was young I used to think becoming a billionaire was something that only happened to someone once a century. I thought there were like <5 billionaires total. Now as an adult, if you do the research it's literally like hundreds of billionaires in the world. They're just rich as fuck so they stay lowkey and you never know about them.

No. 1992872

>>1992853
Yes, pretty much any brand you can name has a billionaire behind it, whether it be a food product, a car brand, makeup, clothing store etc.
On a related note I never really understood what do all those super rich people actually do with their money. To me the most crazy rich person thing I would actually wanna do is like own a decent sized piece of land with a little house and a horse stable and literally just chill there for the rest of forever. But all the billionaires always do comically evil shit with their money instead, or buy really weird stuff like multiple homes that all look like community colleges, or big ass yachts or whatever. Why? What is the appeal? Is it just a big middle finger statement to poor people or what i genuinely can't imagine enjoying all that

No. 1992975

it’s a tiring day not having someone to talk to. bring back dumbass shit thread i want to bicker with a stranger for fun about which food is valid and which isn’t. imageboards are becoming way less cozier with this ban happy shit, day #10230 of asking for dumbass shit thread back unsaged and available for all posters. you can stop punishing us now

No. 1992987

>>1992975
Preach sister, apples are the fucking worst

No. 1993070

I want to shave my eyebrows off.

No. 1993096

>>1993070
try bleaching them first to see if you like it

No. 1993097

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>>1993070(This post does not pass the Bechdel test)

No. 1993103

>>1993097
nonny delete this before you get banned

No. 1993106

>>1992987
hell no, terrible opinion. the correct one is watermelon, shit tastes like fucking water if you stirred sugar in it and drank it straight like liquor

No. 1993115

>>1993103
8 minutes to go, janny bomb will drop on anon’s ass. 8….9…

No. 1993261

>>1992987
I used to like apples as a kid, then in my 20s I hated them (they always upset my stomach or made me feel bloated) but now in my 30s I can enjoy them again. Maybe you have apple enjoyment in your future too.

No. 1993336

>>1992975
Why can't you just use this as dumbass shit? As long as it follows the rule of the thread. Alternatively you could use the food thread. I swear if people don't start using that thread more often I'm going to start a dedicated campaign of samefagging and doubleposting to meme other users into being active. But not really because I'm far too autistic to do that convincingly.

No. 1993398

>>1992975
I’ll fight with you, nonna, you just have to ask

No. 1993422

>>1993261
Thank you for your kind wishes anon, I hope to enjoy apples one day as well.

No. 1994230

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>procrastinate on doing coding projects for WEEKS because I'm scared of troubleshooting or actually putting down the first few lines of code
>Takes like 30 mins total (if even that) for me to figure out my errors/how to start my project
Everytime

No. 1994252

I learned that acne-prone skins age slower and that information made my day

No. 1994261

>>1994252
Is it because we are always taking care of it? Or is it a trade off for our pimples?

No. 1994263

>>1994252
>>1994261
nta but it's because oily skin ages better than dry skin

No. 1994269

>>1994261
probably a mix of that and the extra oil that slows ageing

No. 1994280

>>1994252
Heh maybe my adult acne is good for something

No. 1994640

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>buys a bunch of decent groceries for myself
>starving so bad
>binges all of the food, eating more cookies than necessary
>sad I didn’t buy any alcohol to wash it down with


I literally just want to drink(squidward is a moid)

No. 1994740

I have disordered tendencies when it comes to food, but honestly I think the only thing that's stopping me from going full-blown mentally ill skelly is just that I find people with eating disorders so fucking annoying. I see an anorexic bitch being weird and it immediately makes me want a sandwich. The only thing I hate more than gaining weight is a wannabe Regina George larper.

No. 1994751

>>1994740
same, I've been friends with cowish anachans and the way they act is so embarrassing and makes everyone uncomfortable. I will keep my mental illness to myself thank you

No. 1994867

>>1994230
same, I've never considered myself a perfectionist but idk this is actually an annoying trait

>>1994751
me too, although I feel like it still shows, even though I try to act normal around food (and mostly feel normal too). I'd be so embarrassed for people to find out my lowkey disordered behaviours as an adult woman

No. 1994932

I used to be a fatty and I've been into classic lolita and alternative vintage-style dressing for the past 6 years. Now I've lost all the weight and suddenly I don't care about alt fashion anymore and just want to dress like a normie. Huh.

No. 1994955

>>1994932
That's a shame, nonna. You should still dress up a bit now that you've hit your weight goals. I bet it would make you feel nice.

No. 1995010

I really don't know what to think about the whole 'cut out toxic people' thing. What makes someone toxic vs incompatible with you? How do these people maintain social lives after cutting out a lot of friends? I cut off someone who didn't act like a friend about a year ago and though I'm glad I did I still miss her. I don't understand why this is so often being portrayed as the right thing to do or something easy but I also think you should live on your own terms and not stay in shitty relationships because you're scared of losing someone who doesn't care about you. Idk.
>>1994932
Maybe you feel more comfortable in your own skin so you don't feel the need to dress up anymore because you're already comfortable with yourself? I hope you can get back into it though if it makes you happy, fashion is fun.

No. 1995011

Who knows something about computers? I've had the same one for 11 years and I can't play Hogwarts legacy on it so the game is just sitting in my steam library so what computer should I save up for? I had an all in one computer too so IDK anything about other computers either.

No. 1995027

>>1995011
Use this website https://www.logicalincrements.com and pick a tier depending on your budget, but I recommend Very Good or above for gaming. Building a desktop PC is easy if you follow a good guide or get someone to help, and bear in mind that's just for the actual computer, you'll still need to buy a monitor, keyboard, mouse, and controller (if you want to use one), since you said you've had an AIO. There are guides on the site I linked for those too. You'll also need to install Windows

No. 1995043

>>1995011
Are you planning on using the computer just for gaming or is it a daily use computer as well? I bought a steam deck for PC gaming and it's awesome, well worth the money and everything I've tried playing on it works well without having to tinker with it too much beyond changing a couple settings in game to get better battery life if a game is graphically heavy

No. 1995255

>>1995010
Ultimately it’s up to each individual person to decide whether “cutting off” is the right course of action vs. attempting to talk things out. But fwiw, missing someone doesn’t mean it wasn’t the right thing to do to eject them from your life.

No. 1995680

>been doing one of those "get paid to play" sites for like a month
>go to withdraw money and the site freezes my account, demands to have a pic of my ID to continue
>contact support, they give some measely "we do this to prevent fraud" explanation
These people are crazy if they think I'm gonna hand over my ID for $50

No. 1995707

>>1995680
Paid to play? Like playing online poker or something??

No. 1995708

>>1995043
I was thinking about getting a steam deck. Maybe it's finally time

No. 1995720

>>1995707
No, games and apps. You basically just have to reach certain goals on mobile games to earn money. I think I made over $100 before they froze my account.

No. 1995946

What if I was never an autist just emotionally unavailable?

No. 1996016

>>1995946
If so, now you are no longer wasting time focusing on the symptoms you don't have, and can focus on the symptoms you do.
Alternatively, you could just accept being emotionally unavailable unless you're a mother or something.

No. 1996136

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in the middle of reading a story about a girl with a rich family who has a tendency of murdering people in a blind rage. she eventually killed the girl who was cheating on her previous love interest and fled the country. the hot mc i chosen for her is in love with her and aids in covering up her crimes and it’s just so fucking hot and sexy. she’s so real

No. 1996150

I had one chance at life, and my mom named me Tuesday. It was over before it even began.

No. 1996160

>>1996150
she fucked up, if she at least named you after the next day you would have been able to ride the Wednesday Addams popularity a couple years ago

No. 1996192

>>1996150
Tuesday Weld was a cool actress anon

No. 1996292

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Farmers, this is your reminder to sit proud and upright while kekking and shitposting on LC to avoid tech neck.

No. 1996294

>>1996150
As an adult you got the power nona, you can change your name if you don't like it.

No. 1996312

I stopped smoking weed and I've been sleeping better but I feel so depressed, I just need a break from life every once in a while. Today I'm seeing family tho so we'll be collectively day drinking, what a life but I'm excited.
>>1996150
I like it actually, cute hippie name. You could make up a nickname tho but I assume you already have.

No. 1996321

My entire life I have always been sooo bad at talking to babies. I remember when I was a kid and my cousins were babies I would just look at them and hold them and play with them, and my family would be like "talk to them, anon!" but realistically wtf is a socially anxious, awkward retard gonna say to people who don't understand and won't talk back. Anyway maybe that all will change when I have my own kids.

No. 1996366

>>1996321
You talk to them in the same way (some) people talk to their pets

No. 1996723

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Next time I get paid, I think I will get a pair of Betsey Johnson shoes

No. 1996735

>>1996723
What's the appeal of these?

No. 1996758

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>>1996735
Pretty.

No. 1996773

>>1996150
I think it's a cool name, especially if you have a last name that flows with it.

No. 1996801

>>1996723
Doesn't look comfy at all.

No. 1996807

>>1996735
>what are the appeal of these
to wear, on your feet

No. 1996815

>>1996723
>>1996758
The position of the heel will guarantee foot pain. These are cute but not for walking in. These are a "go out and sit" type of shoe.

No. 1996820

>>1996815
You don't have to lecture me nonna, those aren't the shoes I'm looking at buying.

No. 1997087

My city is so boring. Everytime I look up "things to do" for a day outing in trendy and touristy areas it's always "check out these cafes! go to the restaurants! have a look at the boutique shops" and these are only a couple of hours that you can spend doing these kinds of activities.

No. 1997101

>>1996150
I like it, it's unique. You could never call a woman named Tuesday a basic bitch, it would inherently ring false. Plus, I have a noun name too, so I know it comes with the bonus of your name being written in cute little sayings like "Thank heavens it's Tuesday!" that are available everywhere.

No. 1997109

>>1996321
You just start narrating at them. They need to hear words in multiple contexts so just start telling them what you're doing and what they're seeing.

No. 1997151

Recently Ive been called relentless and like a “dog with a bone” when Im at work. Ive been told this is a good thing but looking it up, it can also be a bad thing. I do not like to lose or perform subpar, but I also hold grudges when I know I am right. Someone help me because if this is a problem, I really need to know.

No. 1997993

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I feel like cats are spiritual protectors and dogs are physical protectors. That's why even tiny dogs can be super feisty and mean. It's true that humans are supposed to live in tandem with and be guided by animals. When you are distressed and going through a lot mentally/emotionally, a cat will always be there to comfort you and also will try their best to lead you away from people/things that may hurt you.

No. 1998165

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I can't wait until I have a daughter so I can put beads in her hair, and decorate a cute room for her, and we can do arts and crafts together and go to museums, and I'll read her books and teach her phonics, and find little cute activities on Pinterest for her to do.

No. 1998168

>>1998165
This image reminds me that the swan at my local park has just laid her eggs! She's very prettily preening herself or snoozing on her nest any time I pass by, it's very cute.

No. 1998185

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>>1998165
I also want to have a girl if I ever decide to have a baby. I would find a nice color like lilac to decorate her room and for her clothes, I want her to have a nice favorite color like how my mom accidentally made me obsessed with the color yellow kek.
I would even take a course on how to style hair just so she can wear pretty hairstyles everyday (because my mom really tried but she wasn't exactly the best at hair styling, plus she didn't have that much patience).
I also want to give her some obscure stuffed animal so she's interested in searching for information about it and such.
I wonder though, would it be okay for me to speak to her in different languages and teach her these languages that I speak? I guess it depends on where I would live and such, but idk, I kind of like the idea of my hypothetical child knowing a few words and such, but I also wouldn't want to be pushy because that doesn't work.

No. 1998195

>>1998185
If you raise her bilingual from the beginning you won't need to push.

No. 1998225

I can't keep new friends now no matter how nice people are but sometimes i think of how pleasant it would be to have an anon picnic in an interdimensional park. Everyone brings their weird snacks, we talk about stupid things, enjoy nature, i would be up for that.

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>>1998225
See you in the shadow realm, nonnie

No. 1998251

>>1998225
it will turn into a foodfight within 5 minutes

No. 1998383

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I never see other countries mimic other cultures are frequently and fervently as Japanese people, it's kind of crazy. I sometimes wonder why they do it.

No. 1998455

>>1998185
Of course anon, that's how a lot of bilingual people learn. It's best to learn big skills like that when you're young

No. 1998541

>>1998383
because traditional japanese culture is so closed off and nationalistic, the ultimate form of youth rebellion is embracing foreign cultures

No. 1998595

>>1998541
this plus japan isn't woke enough to have people that would admonish you for "cultural appropriation" or whatever like they would in the west

No. 1998616

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I kinda wish i was overweight so i'd be encouraged to work out. Aside health benefits i'd actually love to see big changes in my body but as i am right now there's nothing i want to change, i know i'll end up blaming myself for being so lazy as i get older.

No. 1998734

I've been sleeping so well for the first time in months it's glorious

No. 1998745

>>1998616
Even if you don't want to change your body you should still get up and walk every day. You don't need to change your body but you'd do need to get your heart pumping daily.

No. 1998784

I wish I was one of the people who was good at predicting what will be the next "big thing" so I can get rich, like those people who got into crypto years ago or those people who bought GameStop stocks during the pandemic

No. 1998787

>>1998383
Japan is a very strict country where anything under the norm is considered wrong. I dont mind seeing this. I think it's a fun way they can express themselves and the only people truly bothered by it are americans.

No. 1998788

>>1998784
Same. I wish I could have gotten Gamestop stock and made a few thousand before selling it. i hate that i missed out. Though I did have a coworker that bought some, made 3k and then didnt sell, so he lost it all.

No. 1999070

It's only been a week since I stopped drinking but I already feel so much better. My skin looks more hydrated, my hair feels less dry, I'm not constantly bloated, I'm not sore and nauseated all the time, and my sleep has been amazing.

No. 1999071

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god I love lesbians

No. 1999084

I feel ashamed when I use chat GPT to find and fix errors in my code. It's so helpful though.

No. 1999106

>>1999084
AI is just a tool, nonna, as long as you use it properly while knowing what to expect and what to do, it shouldn't be a bad thing.

No. 1999153

>>1999070
That's awesome, nona! I'm a few years clean of booze now and I feel so much healthier, like a new woman almost. Keep on keeping on, it's worth it.

No. 1999193

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I love pink so much because of how much range it has as a color. You can have light pinks that emit a feeling of peace, bright pinks that give off chaos and liveliness, dark pinks that are a little more alluring.

No. 1999220

>>1999084
Kek caved in and used it to find a way to efficiently and properly test my machine learning model for my senior project. And its code actually worked. But I'm assuming it probably scraped it from stackoverflow or something.

No. 1999625

awesome thread topic. I havent been on the farm in a long time and seeing this is here now makes me happy

No. 1999630

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>>1999625
Welcome back!

No. 1999642

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>>1999630
thank u!

No. 1999650

god these threads are making me wish I had cat companions. can't afford it and also being vegan makes me feel so conflicted about it. i love cats so much though in terms of their personalities and there are so many in shelters. sigh

No. 1999662

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>>1997993
like I really feel like I've had a spiritual connection with cats too. when I was a kid there was a summer where I basically had my grandparent's empty house all to myself cuz they were traveling and I was staying there with just my overwhelmed full time working single mom. and I remember being up at 2am and climbing up onto the fence with the neighborhood cat hanging out. I loved that cat so much it just felt like we got along and understood each other without ever having to speak a word

No. 1999885

>>1999662
I also feel like I have a spiritual connection with cats. My family and I took in over 30 cats growing up and helping these cats, who often came from abusive homes, gave me a real bond with them. One cat we rescued, man, she stole my heart. A Manx cat whose owners were cruelly using her as a breeding machine because the kittens sell for like £200-£500. She was so angry and anti-social at first, but I slowly befriended her and she was genuinely like a therapy cat for me. She always knew when I needed her company, and because of her I even discovered a lump in my breast. She was an incredible girl and I'm ngl I'm tearing up a bit just typing this. RIP Poppy, you're forever in my heart.

No. 2000440

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>>1999885
im kinda tearing up while reading that too. RIP poppy

No. 2000459

how's mother's day treating you ladies? i get so bummed the last few years because my mom used to be my best friend way back when but things have changed significantly

No. 2000474

>>2000459
Debating on if I should even call her to save face or preserve my own mental health and peace and avoid it altogether.

No. 2000481

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I spent about five hours cleaning my apartment today and it feels amazing to be in an organized and clean space, I missed it so much. I really hope I will keep this energy up tomorrow and finish decluttering my living room.

No. 2000485

>>1999071
you really couldve chosen a cuter lesbian couple

No. 2000492

>>2000485
Give us an example of a cute lesbian couple then anon

No. 2000611

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>>2000485
the cutest lesbian couple is me and your mom

No. 2000876

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bitch I’m the only one on lolcowwwww. fuck it uppp fuck it uppp

No. 2000878

>>2000876
No you're not, I'm farting while posting.

No. 2000881

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>>2000876
No your not I am also on lol cow

No. 2001028

>>2000485
And you could’ve chosen not to be an retard but here you are

No. 2001412

File: 1715618205910.gif (4.95 MB, 406x202, 457.gif)

Might be a little childish but I muted text notifications for one person and it does make me giggle a little when I open the app and see that they're still texting me not knowing I can't see most of the time.

No. 2003086

Sometimes I feel dumb for having so much about (arguably small) things that happened in my child, but honestly I think if you've been abused or have a bad relationship with your parents then "small" things become a big deal to you because it's a part of a larger problem or repeated behavior. Like I remember one time I asked my mom if she had superglue and she said "no i don't have any super glue" but with an attitude as if i was wrong for even asking her a question. It really hurt me and I still remember it years later because it was a repeated pattern of me trying to talk to her but her randomly being upset or snapping at me. Idk.

No. 2003724

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Not to be a psycho, but am I the only one who likes warm lemonade? Everytime I make homemade lemonade I literally always use hot tap water. It's like hot chocolate or something. if you haven't tried it, just do it.

No. 2003725

>>2003724
Burger version of tea

No. 2003740

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>>2003724
I mean alot of people are into fruity teas so probably not that weird. I never got into hot fruity drinks because I think it reminds me of Lemsip n illness

No. 2003765

>>2003724
that's very intriguing and I must try it. I've always thought myself strange for liking to brush my teeth with warm water so I think i'd like it.

No. 2004353

I had to take an hour cab ride from the airport. I'm so bored. Between this and the flight, I've been sitting for seven hours and there's nothing left to do on my phone.

No. 2004444

File: 1715801454016.png (1.43 MB, 1240x1400, nyx-professional-makeup-brillo…)

Fuck this shit I hope whoever came up with it dies. I thought it'd be like the minty plumping lipgloss I used when I was 11, but it instead feels like the pure concentrate of carolina reaper peppers. Still going to use it because it cost me 10 euros though

No. 2004449

i told my mom about mewing and she told me everyone does it? and she also said my head was square so i should probably stop. but i thought mewing was tough, do most people keep their tongue at the roof of their mouth? i do and have (and that’s probably why my jaw is so well defined, that and what i ate as a child, e.g. food that required a lot of chewing) but i’m not sure about everyone else

No. 2004450

>>2004444
>harming yourself to have pornstar bj lips
WASP

No. 2004467

>>2004449
Oh, this is what mewing is? It's just a healthy position of the tongue, i always kept it there, never even thought about it. People should watch children to develop this posture as a preventative measure.

No. 2004469

>>2004450
I just thought it'd be a fun little nostalgic trip to experience the tingling again….

No. 2004569

I wanna walk 1k a day but it's hard, like where do I go? This place has barely any women too. It sucks.

No. 2004573

>>2004569
See if there's recreational centers where you live, they usually have walking tracks

No. 2004575

>>2004569
Parks? Nature reserves open for recreational use? Beach?

No. 2004583

>>2004569
You can't run around the block a few dozen times?

No. 2004697

>>2004449
I've been doing that since childhood since my face is always tense. Never developed any defined features though.

No. 2004707

>>2004449
My tongue is always against the roof of my mouth because its long as fuck and has no place else to go, i also have an extremely strong, defined jawline, don't know if they're related though

No. 2004718

I think one day if my life gets interesting, I'd like to start one of those faceless, voiceless vlog channels that are seemingly popular on the Asian side of youtube.

No. 2004811

I am so very nauseous. I ate Arby's for the first time ever, but I am also staying at the most awful smelling house, so it might be either. It's just so strong that I'm heaving and I can't get to sleep.

No. 2005107

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I've become such a gamer weeb with so much knowledge on visual fictional media that i can't even decide on a single picture to keep as my spotify pfp, i think i'll actually just put a picture of myself. We are born as normies and we die as normies. Actually, i'm pretty sure that it's hard to meet a young person that doesn't know about anime or doesn't play videogames at all now, life is full of cycles nonnies. We are nothing compared to the universe.

No. 2005141

>>2005107
I've had a bit of an identity crisis lately and feel like I don't know who I am outside of being a nerd. Inside of me there are two wolves, one is a gamer, the other is a normie. I want to get to know the normie wolf.

No. 2005224

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Update: we got another jail nonny now
>>>/ot/2004376

No. 2005228

>>2004444
Now I'm do curious to try this lmao

No. 2005229

>>2005224
….you ever wonder if law enforcement lurks on lolcow to gather evidence and shit?

No. 2005230

>>2005229
Of course they would

No. 2005235

>>2005229
It would be useless as evidence if the posts aren’t traceable, plausible deniability

No. 2005237

>>2005224
I wonder what anon who got out in April is doing now

No. 2005541

I regret not continuing art and music into my adulthood because it would have been nice to put those skills to use by gifting a drawing or a song for my gf as an anniversary gift.

No. 2005656

>>2005224
I'm curious, anyone else ever been in trouble with the law here? I've been detained overnight for fighting a homophobe and got cautioned at an airport after the sniffer dogs picked up the smell of heroin in my jacket; I wasn't carrying at the time, but had been using.

>>2005229
I just hope they don't read what I post in /g/. They can read out the rest of my post history, but I do not want to hear someone read aloud my contributions to the female fantasies thread.

No. 2005800

Onion smells sooo good to me. I bet if anon smelled good on anons it would be as popular as if, vanilla or gourmand scents. But for some reason onion just doesn't smell good on the skin, one of my hands always smells like onion and it's so fucking weird.

No. 2005805

>>2005237
Hopefully catching up with life and not wasting her time on this website

No. 2005827

>>2005656
I got framed for murder by a cop once. I can't tell the story in this thread though.

No. 2005834

I met my newest step mother for the first time today. And woo wee does she photoshop her pictures. I kinda like her, but she's a real hoarder. She's worried that all her belongings aren't going to fit in the house (out family house) because she has thirty boxes of Christmas decorations alone.

No. 2005839

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been feeling this way all day long(male in bechdel thread )

No. 2005840

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>>2005827
>t. (male in bechdel thread )

No. 2005843

>>2005800
*If onion smelled good on humans, sorry. Nonny on the brain.

No. 2005905

>having car problems
>Trying to figure out how much it'll cost me to get a lyft for two weeks
>pull out calculator
>$24 x 13 = $1,800
>"Idk how I'll afford this but guess I gotta do what I gotta do though"
>Only just now realizing today that 24 * 13 is NOT 1,800 AND that I didn't consider how that i have to also get a ride back home
Adulthood is kicking my ass. If we were animals, my mom would've sensed that I was retarded immediately after birth and ate me.

No. 2005928

Keekweek board style is GOATed

No. 2005941

>>2005905
Would it be cheaper to rent a car for that long?

No. 2005968

>>2005839
Girl…
>No pictures of moids

No. 2006332

Ever since I started promoting my art on social media as a side hustle, I honestly see now why influencers argue that it's a job. Making aesthetically pleasing pictures and videos, keeping up with trends and then making content/actual items that fit with what's trending (which takes a lot of time and material), keeping up with my audience, plus the fact that I have to spend months making the stuff I actually sell. Also having to learn how to maneuver around different apps because some are a lot easier to promote yourself on than others.

No. 2006446

>>2005928
True and honest farmers use plain lolcow

No. 2006644

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Why do some people get so aggravated when they don't know what's going on in your life? It's like they think you need to perform for them or prove something. Not to sound like one of those cornball quotes you would see on Facebook with an 100 emoji, but I move in silence and so should other people. Nosy motherfuckers.

No. 2006650

>>2006446
True and honest farmers use darkcow

No. 2006653

>>2006650
True and honest farmers don't have weak retinas and can stand to stare into the blinding white light of lolcow

No. 2006656

>>2006653
Fuck you I probably shouldn’t have stared directly into the eclipse huh

No. 2006765

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No. 2006766

>>2006446
>>2006650
Real farmers use girltalk.

No. 2006947

ive been using wasabi kek its cute

No. 2006965

>>2005928
I kinda wish Shay’s board had a theme I could apply to all boards. It’s like girltalk but a little darker

No. 2006996

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this made me kek(This post does not pass the Bechdel test)

No. 2007001

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Sometimes I wish this thread was more busy, but I also think it's a blessing that this thread isn't too active because it means we don't have many anons only shitposting and infighting a ton like what was happening to the dumbass shit thread before it was autosaged. I appreciate anons just talking and discussing, even if it's just simple things like what themes we like.

Anyway I was thinking, why don't zoos have farm animals? You can't just go to a zoo and meet some ducks or frolic around with sheep. It would be so cool, and yeah I get that farm animals stink but so do all of the other animals. I also hope to travel to Atlanta at some point, one of their zoos is the only one in America to have pandas.

No. 2007002

>>2006996
You must be trying to get banned atp

No. 2007003

Thinking of confessing to the best friend I had a falling out with in a letter. I want to write something to have some closure, but also provide a compelling reason that I don’t want to see her again

No. 2007004

>>2007002
idk nonnie i feel like this thread is the closest to dumbass shit so i feel comfortable just throwing whatever in here and i kind of forget about the no scrote rule

No. 2007005

>>2007003
>provide a compelling reason that I don’t want to see her again
Why not just… not see her again? You could also write the letter for your own personal closure and not send it

No. 2007006

>>2007001
you can just visit a farm if you want to see farm animals

No. 2007007

>>2007001
there are sometimes small farms that let you pet the animals. there's one near me where you can bottle feed baby sheep when it's spring, and party with cute rabbits.

No. 2007011

>>2007003
If you think it’ll make you feel better, go ahead. But if you’ve already had a falling out, it seems a little pointless?

No. 2007014

>>2007005
>>2007011
Because in our last exchanged messages nine months ago she said she’d like to see me again and I said I’d reach out someday when I felt like I’d improved as a person (the falling out was my fault). I have genuinely no idea if she still means it or not. Also I’m not sure if she’s gonna move back to my town when she returns (spent a year abroad). The idea was floated due to her [redacted] wanting to do grad school here but I have no idea what came of that or where [redacted] ended up studying.

No. 2007037

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I was bullied from fifth to tenth grade throughout. In the beginning it hurt me, but some time around seventh or eighth grade I wasn't even scared of them anymore, I was just fed up and annoyed with everyone when I had to wash my coat after wearing it only like two times because they threw another juice pack at it, having to fish my pencil case out of the bucket of dirty water next to the blackboard or them locking me in the changing rooms after gym class again. I had absolutely no reaction other than maybe sighing and thinking Here we go again when before, I'd be crying and scared of going to school the next day. I see some of them around the city sometimes and still feel nothing but annoyance at them (and a tiny bit of glee, admittedly, because they seem obviously uncomfortable around me nowadays). Has anyone had the same experience where it just went from scary to simply bothersome?
Picrel unrel but have an apology for the negativity.

No. 2007045

>>2007037
I'll never understand bullying. I was socially retarded and isolated and excluded from everything, but at least no one was ever aggressive towards me. The worst they did was snicker at somethings I said but that was rare. Idk how you even survived that anon, fr, I think this level of social rejection would have made me suicidal.

No. 2007124

i feel chubbby

No. 2007136

>>2007037
I really hated when people would steal my shit, I'm glad I have tard strength because me being able to kick and punch people really hard made them stop trying to grab me.
I honestly don't really understand why bullying stilk happens, like, what are the parents telling their kids? What does the parent of a bully does?

No. 2007138

I love using weird vulgar terms to describe my own vagina. Right now I like 'clunge' the best. It just sounds so absurd

No. 2007184

>>2007001
Crazy, I saw pandas at the San Diego zoo back in 2015 and now only the Atlanta zoo has them? I feel really lucky to have seen them! If you miss out on seeing them in Atlanta I wouldn't worry much, they really just sleep most of the time and look like big fuzzy lumps.

No. 2007190

>>2007037
What happened that caused people to start bullying you? I guess I got lucky because bullying at my school basically didn't exist and despite being an overtly autistic weeb i still won a lot of yearbook popularity contests and was generally well-liked by other students. Whenever I read posts like this I feel really badly because it's something that I wouldn't even know about existing if not for like 80s teen movies.

No. 2007203

>>2007003
I'm too cowardly tonight. Can't do it. also why is the internet full of webp now instead of jpegs/pngs? was gonna send pic of new gimmick sprite flavor i'm drinking (sprite chill) and say it's pretty good

No. 2007257

I think i legit have a addiction to sims 4 cc, I download new shit everytime I play, at one point my cc folder was like 200gb. I cut it down but it's not like 70gb or so. I can't help it.

No. 2007263

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>>2007257
>my mods folder is almost 80gb full of mods and cc
i want to have a sims-themed funeral when I die(This post does not pass the Bechdel test)

No. 2007323

I go dumpster diving at my local college campus at the end of the school year and today I did it and got a ton of free stuff. I got a Keurig machine, a shoe rack, some shelving, some new clothes with the tags still on them, completely unopened unexpired brand new food (peanut butter, oatmeal, chips, granola bars, candy, pasta sauce, teabags), and even some unopened cans of beer. It was awesome. I could’ve also brought home a free mini fridge and some lamps but I’d have nowhere to put them.

No. 2007371

>>2007001
>Anyway I was thinking, why don't zoos have farm animals?
They're called petting zoos, they're separate from the regular zoos, usually in some other town

No. 2007375

>>2007001
I'm American and the zoo in my hometown does have a "farm" section. It has cows, horses, goats, sheep, ducks, and pigs, as well as some cool farming demonstrations and activities for kids and a petting zoo (can only pet goats and sheep). A lot of the state's industry comes from farming though so that's probably why

No. 2007501

>>2007323
Enjoy it while you can, nonna. In my country they gradually locked all the bins over the years.

No. 2007529

>>2007001
Petting zoos do

No. 2007564

A friend told me she has an annual subscription of 100 euro on an illegal streaming service to watch any and all movies and tv shows and was proud of getting such a good deal. I love my friend but lmao girl if you're going to watch content illegally anyway, DON'T PAY FOR IT?

No. 2008037

I'm apartment hunting right now, and the places where I live HATE having pics of the actual apartment and the building on the site. Literally it's always like 10 stocks photos, random pics of stuff in the surrounding area, and then like 2 pics of the bedroom and kitchen. If you're lucky you may get a shot of the building.

No. 2008038

>>2007564
Tell us the website

No. 2008615

the name tanner is so ugly. name a name you hate?

No. 2008621

>>2008615
I'm pretty fine with any female name…

No. 2008622

>>2008621
i think names like billie and bobbie on women are cringeworthy

No. 2008628

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I was planning on different ways to move out of my parents' crib, and considered doing a roommate system with someone who seems normal and friendly. Then I fantasized about LC having a roommate system for anons that are ready to move. But I gotta shut it down each time because I feel like that could easily be a disaster.

No. 2008631

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Whenever I see that one anime figurine collector in the consoomerism threads I feel a sense of pride, because I was the one who initially posted her there after she popped on my FYP.

No. 2008648

>>2008628
Unlucky, that would be nice if it worked even if i feel like it would benefit mostly burgerfags.

No. 2008664

wondering if female-only apartment complexes/town houses/whatever exist

No. 2008765

I hate when I'm watching a mukbang and they're not talking at all, just chewing and staring at the camera. Like wtf are you looking at bitch?

No. 2008768

fatheads(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)

No. 2008792

>>2008615
fucking despise trade-based male names like tanner or hunter(This post does not pass the Bechdel test)

No. 2008795

>>2008631
what the fuck is this tiktok even talking about, it literally just sounds like word salad to sound vaguely better than other people

No. 2008803


No. 2008804

where the hell is everyone? its only 9pm

No. 2008807

>>2008804
looks like all the grandmas here decided to go honk shoo mimimi or are partying and on drugs so they can't post

No. 2008809

>>2008804
I'm right here

No. 2008814

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No. 2008818

>>2008804
Timezones, anon.

No. 2008840

>>2008804
I have work tomorrow

No. 2008851

>>2008814
i love this picture

No. 2008853

>>2008804
you mean 12 am

No. 2008859

>>2008853
You mean 6am?

No. 2008863

>>2008859
nona-neighbor ♥

No. 2008877

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No. 2008880

heyyyyyy yaaahhhhhhhh

No. 2008883

File: 1716096438209.gif (1.7 MB, 500x500, 10607187_717e2.gif)

>>2008877
I love these and i love you

No. 2008886

im so fucking itchy right now

No. 2008888

8888 babies make a wish

No. 2008899

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>>2008883
Mwah mwah. Love you too.

No. 2008914

>>2008888
damn congrats on angel quads. what's your wish

No. 2008938

I wish I wasn't a retard sometimes. I wish I could make female friendships.

No. 2008948

My jeans make these weird flappy noises everytime I walk and I wonder if people think I'm farting. Would people think it is? My other pair of jeans doesn't make this noise.

No. 2009057

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>>2008938
Me too anon, me too

No. 2009433

Im glad that time of social media where people were trying hard to shill that annoying HRH Collection lady and posting her everywhere is over

No. 2009462

I noticed I spend most of my time on Lolcow when I'm at my lowest. When I'm doing well, I'm hardly here.

No. 2009492

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I never saw myself as a girlboss businesswoman and I literally used to say that I'll never choose owning a business over working a 9-5, but I'm gonna make a move soon that feels very big to me, and I hope and pray to whatever entity is out there that it works out. Im so nervous anons.

No. 2009493

>>2009492
Samefag, I was gonna say that I'm so anxious I'm shaking, but I actually think that's because it's almost 1pm and I haven't ate anything.

No. 2009577

>>2009462
I think this site can be really bad mentally. I don't feel this way about other gossip sites, but lolcow is kind of a energy and spirit zapper.

No. 2009997

well am i wrong

No. 2010013

>>2009997
About what?

No. 2010016

>>2009462
Crabs in a bucket and then when you’re doing well you don’t want to lash out at others, this is relatable

No. 2010021

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I saw this on the front page and so I proceeded to print it but we are OUT OF INK. Fuck

No. 2010024

>>2010021
I love this

No. 2010132

>>2009462
Same. Even though it’s kinda miserable there’s a level of understanding I just don’t get with other sites.

No. 2010134

>>2009462
>>2010132
Same here. Normally I check in on specific threads once a week or so to see what I missed but during exam season I actually post and lurk for hours. It's a horrible outlet for procrastination. Guess who has exams this week kek.

No. 2010135

NIGGGAAAAAAA

No. 2010136

I want to own tasers to use on myself, i'm always sleepy

No. 2010140

>>2010136
i don't think they will make you less sleepy you will probably just pass out and piss your pants.

No. 2010145

why is this website always so slow and more active in other threads it’s so boring

No. 2010146

>>2010140
That's unlucky, i want neither of those things

No. 2010147

>>2010145
Lets liven it up nona

No. 2010148

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No. 2010162

>>2010140
No, it gets your adrenaline going and wakes you up. I can guarantee this.

No. 2010166

>>2010148
That thing looks like a buttplug in the reflection. That little cone is gonna have the inanimate object equivalent of trooning out.

No. 2010167

>>2010162
i dunno anon, i'd recommend a stun gun, that way you won't have to mop your own pee while working your third side gig.

No. 2010176

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Just realized we're almost over halfway through 2024. Where the fuck did the time go anons? Have you guys achieved some of your new years goals already?

No. 2010193

>>2010176
I have a job! But I haven't been able to keep a healthy diet, I also may have to go to the gym only 3 times a week for a while.

No. 2010198

>>2010176
I haven't drank any soda since 2023, so I think I'm doing a good job.

No. 2010203

File: 1716171665007.jpeg (370.92 KB, 1600x1018, IMG_4726.jpeg)

I made roasted garlic hummus and flatbreads! Y’all come over and eat!

No. 2010211

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>>1964385
I am literally crying, shaking, quivering and wilting and may even throw up a little. I’ve been in this thread tons of times and thought the threadpic was a cute little borzoi dog with his best friend borzoi dog. Today on May 19 2024 I’ve come to the truth that it isn’t cute borzois but a bunch of old woman laughing at each other. I’m convinced those are supposed to be borzois and something is gangstalking my devices to the point of insane accuracy they are able to rearrange the pixels of images like a puzzle. They’ve got their best and brightest fucking up my reality and I’m shook

No. 2010219

>>2010211
I don't see the borzoi? What
Please outline it in paint or something I'm super curious

No. 2010221

>>2010203
Does your hummus always come out super smooth? Looks yummy

No. 2010224

>>2010203
that looks incredible, ty nona nice job ♥

No. 2010226

>be me
>sitting on toilet peeing while brushing teeth and scrolling on phone
>only way to trick my lazy body into doing boring maintenance tasks
>spitting toothpaste in between legs so it lands in toilet
>finishing up, go to spit final mouthful
>miss and spit toothpaste into pubes
>EveryTime.jpg
I know I'm retarded, but at least I'm a retard with clean teeth and minty pubes.

No. 2010227

>>2010203
You don't want to invite me anywhere where there's hummus. It would be like inviting an orangutan to share some fruit salad with you. This is what I ate today
>10am: plain hummus with carrots
2pm: beet hummus with pretzels
dinner: chocolate hummus just by the spoonful. many spoonfulls.

No. 2010230

>>2010227
i fucked up the formatting but it's because i got too into reliving my hummus experiences

No. 2010240

>>2010227
>>2010230
Is hummus really that filling that you're fine just eating some carrots and hummus, pretzels and hummus, and chocolate hummus a day? Like you don't get snackish throughout the day?

No. 2010246

>>2010240
Nta but I get so full on hummus, it’s high protein and a fair amount of fat and fiber

No. 2010251

>>2010246
Ayrt, these posts may have convinced me to become hummuspilled. I'll be real I've only have Sabra hummus and it's hummus flankers and the taste doesn't really thrill me, although I am able to scarf it down in a snack session. Is sabra good hummus or should I look for a different brand of hummus?

No. 2010252

>>2010251
Idk I make my own it’s so easy and takes 2 min

No. 2010255

>>2010240
As the TikTok people say: it's girl dinner kek.

No. 2010264

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No. 2010289

>>2010221
Hey nonna! I am just now learning how to make it! Its smooth and yummy!
I recommend blending the tahini and lemon juice together, before the rest. Whipping the tahini makes the hummus more creamy!
>>2010224
Thank you sweet nonna! Im really proud of my hummus!
>>2010227
I plan on making chocolate hummus next!
>>2010251
Its super easy to make! I recommend trying a recipe sometime
HUMMUS LIFEEEEEEEEEEE

No. 2010290

>>2010264
I still don't see it but your drawing is precious

No. 2010292

>>2010255
fuck that. fuck them. I was hummuspilled before tiktok existed. I was hummuspilled before these fucking zoomers graduated middle school. Hummus is not a "girl dinner" hummus is a woman feast.

No. 2010311

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>>2010292
samefag, i can prove it. This is screenshot from my high school diary. I wrote about other things too, but i just searched for the word "hummus" this time.

No. 2010313

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>>2010311
i missed a couple more entries.

No. 2010319

>>2010226
i bet this was how dental floss was invented

No. 2010449

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No. 2010815

File: 1716227909313.png (1.02 MB, 800x620, Buffalo-Heights2.png)

Apartments with grocery stores seriously need to become more common FAST. Imagine how convenient this is anons.

No. 2010818

>>2010815
Holy fucking shit, yeah. Imagine you go into work and when your shift ends, you just take the elevator to immediately relax back at your apartment. No driving in traffic back to the home, you just go home. Home, work, and food all in the same place. That would save so much time, I'm foaming at the mouth just thinking about it.

No. 2010834

>>2010815
I live in an appartment in front of a supermarket and it's noise af. It's probably even worse living directly above it, so much traffic and people coming through all hours of the day. Also it's a concrete hell. Don't recommend.

No. 2010837

>>2010834
NTA but damn I totally forgot to factor in people outside the apartment wanting to shop at the grocery store too. Parking would probably get difficult for the people that actually live there. Shucks.

No. 2010842

>>2010815
this picture is so Texan I want to cry, I love HEB. There's carbon copies of this exact apartment plan with retail on the first floor going up everywhere around here. It seems very convenient but unfortunately all those new builds are insanely expensive kek. Anything to get people out of their cars and spending less time clogging the roads is a good thing though

No. 2010869

>>2010818
>>2010842
Adulthood is so fucking lame, look at us getting excited about grocery stores kekkkkk

No. 2010872

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Sometimes I lie about stupid shit for no reason and idk why! I'm not a psychological liar and I don't even do it on purpose either, it just slips out. Like today I told someone I was eating leftovers and when they asked what I said Chipotle. Anons, it was just pasta! I haven't ate chipotle in months!!! Why did I lie!!!!!
I think it must come from childhood, lying about certain little things out of embarrassment of my life.

No. 2010875

>>2010815
Im really jealous of the covience stores that japan and korea have. i really wish we had something like this in germany..

No. 2010878

>>2010872
KEKK nonnie I'm the same. The thing is, I never lie about important shit, it's always dumb white lies like what I ate or what I did one other day. Did you have strict/controlling parents? I feel like mine is the result of that.

No. 2010880

>>2010872
I do this too omfg. I have no idea why. One time this person asked me what I had for lunch and I said Subway, why?? I had pizza actually. No clue.

No. 2010881

>>2010869
Holy shit you're right kek that damn grocery store really got us in our feelings

No. 2010883

Walked 4500 steps in the hot sun and I'm too tired to clean my room

No. 2010890

>>2010872
Kek same I get scared of being judged and try to say what a "normal" person would say just because I don't feel like explaining myself. Or my mind just blanks.

No. 2010913

I spent 5 dollars on a cold brew only to throw it down the drain because it was nasty and i made my own latte that tastes even better. Idk why i bothered.

No. 2010920

>>2010872
Shit from a butt

No. 2010922

>>2010449
KEK a masterpiece

No. 2010923

File: 1716233169758.jpg (295.96 KB, 961x1608, Screenshot_20240520_142443_Sam…)

On the note of yucky coffee, this shit is so nasty and has a note of rubbing alcohol. Every drink reminded me of injecting insulin as a child and having to wipe the insulin vial and my arm with an alcohol wipe lmao.

No. 2010924

>>2010913
I seriously hate how almost all coffee places suck.

No. 2010926

>>2010913
This is why I started making my iced coffees at home. No matter where I go they are always inconsistent with the cream to syrup ratio so one day I'll get sweet nectar from the coffee goddesses teet, another day I'll get her taco bell runs.

No. 2010943

>>2010872
Unrelated but does anyone even eat chipotle anymore? I used to love it like 8 years ago before all the salmonella outbreaks and now I feel like I can’t eat there ever again because of the parasites kek.

No. 2010972

>>2010815
Agreed. I live in a condo tower and I hate having to walk 15-20 mins to my nearest Walmart. There's retail space on the ground floor that they're putting on the market and I'm hoping they either put a coffee shop or a grocery store.

>>2010834
Depends on what area it's in. These kinds of mixed use development are suited for residents who live nearby within walking distance with no other grocery or convenience stores nearby.

No. 2011020

>>2010924
Same. I think the main issue is most of them have bad espresso machines that dont pull shots correctly, or they dont keep them updated or calibirated , so the shots taste like shit. I just like small lattes because I don't need 80 percent milk in my drink. Most places also have shit syrup. The only decent black (drip) coffee I usually get is from Peet's.

No. 2011023

>>2010815
It's literally a thing in Asia. America is just behind on everything. It's not unusual to see barber shops, groceries, pharmacies, laundry, etc all on the first level of apartment complexes and living units.

No. 2011066

>>2010449
Nominating this as next thread pic

No. 2011218

need the harm sun on my face

No. 2011328

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Why are haircuts so expensive? My ends feel like straw right now, but paying $70 for a trim is physically painful

No. 2011421

>>2011328
same, i hate my current hair but i cba to spend 50+ just to get my usual basic ass bob

No. 2011583

>>2011020
For my bday last year, I got an espresso machine and now I make 98% of my own drinks. Its so cost effective and rewarding.

No. 2011586

>>2011328
cut it yourself? it's not that hard I promise

No. 2011754

i hate when its booming and then suddenly drops dead

No. 2011762

>>2011754
ain'tcha sleepy?

No. 2011764

>>2011762
not yet i'm all awaken after smoking a bunch of sativa lmao

No. 2011769

>>2011583
What espresso machine and how much did it cost you? Does it taste the same as coffee from the cafe?

No. 2011770

>>2011764
what are your plans for the day now that you're super awaken? i'm gonna go look at the moon, the NASA spergout made me want to stargaze.

No. 2011800

I swear i cannot eat fruit because it makes me want to shit so bad!!!

No. 2012066

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I want to be her

No. 2012077

>>2011328
you’re gonna have to YouTube tutorial maxx in this ridiculous economy now anon

No. 2012084

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bro is being absolutely retarded and airheaded and not being GOATED enough(This post does not pass the Bechdel test)

No. 2012105

>>2011328
$70? What circle of hell do you live in? My hair is at my ass and my trims are like $30 TOPS.

No. 2012218

>>2012066
kekk i loved this character. her voice actress also did flemeth in dragon age, who i also loved

No. 2012244

>>2012084
>Bro
Should've used sis

No. 2012292

kind of missing winter

No. 2012296

>>2011328
Not to be an autist but in case you were serious it’s because the hair stylists have to pay to rent the space in the salon

No. 2012301

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nothing to add

No. 2012304

>>2012301
Been seeing this woman in pics on here lately and I think she is so ethereally gorgeous. Who is she again?

No. 2012305

>>2012304

Anok Yai!

No. 2012306

>>2012301
She's so pretty also I hope she ruins Zara's sales with the story she came out with on her twitter.

No. 2012312

>>2012244
uh oh they’re gonna ban me for that kekkk. at the very least the kitty is cute enough to make the mods ignore

No. 2012334

Can you girls help me out? My mom wants to get Herbalife to lose weight but isn't that a scam? I'm trying to get her to see the light but no dice. I only got her to put it off to later, she only understands Spanish so do you know of any resources to show her? Preferably videos.

No. 2012338

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>>2012334
They had to pay 123 million USD because they were commiting fraud. You could try spooking her with the justice department’s official website.
https://www.justice.gov/usao-sdny/pr/herbalife-agrees-pay-123-million-resolve-foreign-corrupt-practices-act-case

No. 2012348

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>>2012292
I'm waiting for the winter so I can eat seafood boils. Imo this is a cold weather food. I don't even really like seafood that much but I've been craving seafood boils and sushi sooo bad.

No. 2012385

I enjoy nudity, not in an exhibitionist way, but one time, I went running in the rain, and felt the rain on my bare skin when i took my shirt off. It felt amazing.

No. 2012415

>>2012334
Why does Herbalife have such a chokehold on spanish speaking people/countries. It's such an obvious scam.

No. 2012417

>>2012348
That looks delicious, where I'm from seafood dishes are more typically served in summer. Crab and fish soup is more of a winter dish. Either way, I'm craving seafood and fish menus all year round! Gonna make myself a tuna sanwich now kek

No. 2012420

>>2012385
Being naked in nature is actually a really amazing feeling. It’s just hard to find a place secluded enough for it.

No. 2012430

>>2012348
Damn I'm craving seafood too, especially the shrimps. I recently had fried cod fish, salmon and octopus and those were so great too.

No. 2012435

>>2012415
>>2012338
Ikr. I convinced her though. Had to sit down and explain calories and serving sizes and all that stuff since she did not care about the lawsuit. I convinced her to stop chugging down 3 beers a day too. I was getting scared cause she's 5'1 and like 299 currently.

No. 2012570

>>2012385
>>2012420
I do yoga and callisthenics naked in my garden in good weather (it's secluded, don't worry kek). I also love nudist beaches as there's something very raw and primal about being butt naked in nature that recharges my batteries in a way little else can. Only problem with the latter is other people being there. I try not to let it hold me back though. I wish I went all woo woo naturist earlier in life, it's genuinely helped my mental health. (Deleted and reposted 'cause I mentioned those dreaded creatures m*n)

No. 2012597

Some people need anger management. I was walking my dog and some lady yelled at me to get him off her property which I was not on, I was on the curb, walking past, while her gigantic dog barked at us. I was just waiting for the car in front of me to move, She called me a dumb bitch too. Goddamn lady chill

No. 2012640

>>2012597
Whoops m*id dog my bad.

No. 2012831

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I could never weight lift because my dumbass would definitely try to throw the bar in the air while it's over my head without thinking

No. 2012855

>>2012831
I think about bashing my head in every time I do free weights

No. 2012971

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I never get what people mean when they talk about filler migration, because it always just looks like the Vermillion border of the lips to me. I have a fairly pronounced Vermillion border too, I wonder if anyone has ever though I have lip fillers.

No. 2012980

>>2012971
People are able to identify uncanny features. Normal vermillion borders are not puffy like that and if you don't have fillers, then yours isn't puffy and people are able to identify it.

No. 2012998

>>2012980
I feel like mine is puffy, but it's probably one of those things where I'm staring at my face far too much and overthinking it

No. 2013056

>>2011770
sorry for the late response nonnie i ended up prepping 13 bottles of tea for the week KEK

No. 2013146

eating two delicious burgers right now. feeling sad because the farms are so slow, this website is dying and it’s making me sad and nostalgic for the good times. borgar

No. 2013481

>>2013146
if all the cow boards die and the only active conversations between the last 5 users are relationship vents i'll just kill myself. there truly is no more places for weird women on the web. hey someone should start a forum called www.WWW.com (weird women of the web) for female hobbyists.

No. 2013541

Sometimes I feel salty as fuck that there are so many of ratchet bitches who get hundreds, even thousands of free dollars just for showing how much of a mess their life is on social media. Why is online panhandling so fucking lucrative.

No. 2014783

I wish i had autism.

No. 2014804

>>2014783
No you don't, trust me.

No. 2014813

>>2014783
Sis, no, it's so hard. I wish I could be normal every day. I feel like I'm losing my ability to act human, and so my autism levels are just increasing over the past year. I worry that as I get older, I'm going to completely lose it and be unable to communicate without coming off as a total freak. The other day I was at a dinner and I started sperging about the history of bears in the military. Literally no one was talking about that, I just felt compelled to inform everyone of the interesting history because my brain thought it would enrich their lives. It did not, it only killed the conversation.

No. 2014815

>>2014783
The only “good” thing about autism is that sometimes, you’re too socially deaf to even realize that people find you off putting. But one day, you’ll be aware, and every single cringey thing you did will hit you like a bus

No. 2014822

>>2014783
Why do you say that? Genuinely curious

No. 2014827

>>2014783
Nonna no. The drawbacks always outweigh the benefits otherwise you don't get diagnosed and I wouldn't wish the drawbacks on my worst enemy even if I wish my besties had the benefits.

No. 2014831

>>2014813
Damn. I wish I was at that dinner, because I seriously want to hear about the history of bears in the military. Can you tell us without breaking the thread theme?

No. 2014845

>>2014783
I wonder what it would be like to have full on autism that would hopefully make me live in ignorant bliss. I'm not autistic just the painful overly self conscious but too socially inept to pretend I'm not; which has caused me to be a shut-in.

No. 2014857

>>2014822
nta but my partner and most of my friends are autists and they "click" on a level I can't. It makes sense to me why so many people fakes autism for the social benefits but I'm too self-aware for that shit

No. 2014868

>>2014857
Nta but there isn't any social benefits at all in my experience. Nothing but downsides and loneliness.

No. 2014886

>>2014868
nta but the social benefits mostly come from being around compatible autistics. it's very isolating if you don't have nearby autists who "get it" or if you're surrounded by self-conscious/self-hating autistics

No. 2014916

>>2014831
I'll try! So first, humans have always had a complicated relationship with bears. You see this not only in the bear cults of the Paleolithic but in the word itself. Bear is actually a euphemism for the animal because the word means "the brown one" or "wild animal." This is because it was believed that if you said the actual word for bear, it would summon one and she would wreck your shit. So they're viewed as both objects of great worship and fear.
As time went on, although they were still respected, the bear fell from an object of reverence to a symbol of strength. So by the middle ages, you start to see people making a living by owning a bear that was trained to "dance." These bears were taken from the wild as cubs and then trained up. So from this, you see a history of people knowing how to work with and interact with pet bears, especially if captured as cubs.
Though humans have a long history of using animals in the military, such as pigeons, dogs, horses, pigs, and elephants, the bear in the military was a pretty rare event. They were too powerful and too unpredictable to be used for war, and they had a tendency to try to turn against their own side when stressed. But since they were still a symbol of power and strength, troops would occasionally keep them as mascots.
The most famous of these bears is Wojtek. She (definitely a she, yes ma'am farmhands) was bought as a cub by Polish soldiers at the urging of a civilian refugee in their midst, eighteen-year-old Irena Bokiewicz.
Another incident was Barney, uh, Barbara who was found as a cub in Vietnam by American soldiers in the 1960s. She would be put in a knapsack when the company parachuted on missions and was actually shipped to the United States after the war.
There are also several incidents of bears being used as mascots in WWI, as often because a nearby zoo would be bombed, and soldiers would adopt some of the surviving animals as company mascots.
Nowadays, although bears are kept symbolically as mascots and so you'll find them on logos, planes, and trucks, no military keeps an actual bear.

No. 2014941

>>2014916
That was an amazing read, I knew about the word bear being an etymological euphemism for arktos, but I didn't know about the medieval dancing bears or any of the early mascotry. (I feel so bad for Barbara, she must have been so brave, taking those parachuting missions like a champ!) This is so cool! Thank you nonna!

No. 2015007

So when is my covid vaccine chip supposed to finally activate and what's it supposed to do?

No. 2015032

i love chicken nuggets and tendies here's my rating for various nuggets and fried chicken. i love the fake crunchy nugget texture taste so keep that in mind:
tyson frozen chicken nuggets: 3/10 no flavor. dont buy waste of money
tyson breaded tenders: 5/10 no flavor but has crunchy texture i like. i only buy the bag like 1x a year
mcdonalds nugget: 6/10 tastes really specific. i think i only like these from nostalgia. i miss chicken select
wendy's nugget: 7/10 good but i like the spicy one more
wendy's spicy nugget: 9/10 i like it my favorite one in fast food
chickfila nugget: 8/10 honestly this is probably the best one objectively but i just like the fake tasting ones better also they're so expensive
deep fried chicken breast/thigh etc you make at home: 7/10 tastes good but doesn't have the fake taste i crave. definitely more nutritious though probably idk also takes time to make. making is fun though i recommend
nuggets from the grocery store near me: 7/10 honestly good on par with fast food for 1/2 the price. giant bag
nuggets from the other grocery store near me: 5/10 ok probably won't buy again overpriced
dairy queen tendies: has the crunchy frozen tendy texture however it tastes like nothing. kind of like oil. good price though. 4/10
chili's tendies: 6/10 i got this in like a set meal and it was fine just not the tendy texture it was flaky or something
chili's tendies from the airport: 5.5/10 they had the crunchy tendies i like but they were overprice

No. 2015123

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Infights on lolcow aren't even entertaining anymore cause they go on for way too long, sometimes span multiple threads, and often have anons who try to revive the argument and keep it alive hours after it's ended. The Dumbass Shit thread a few months ago was a prime example of this. And then it ends up being the most active thread on the board, so now all the other threads are dead. Type of shit that makes me go play with my pussy out of boredom and then nap. At least it makes me put down lolcow and tend to my work and hobbies more.

No. 2015130

>>2015032
Thanks for the review anon. I've alao started noticing that McDonald's nuggets have a little bit of a…peculiar(?) taste in recent years. They're not nasty or anything, it's just a very particular flavor. McDonald's in general, I've realized as an adult is not that good. The fries and mcflurties are really the best things there, and on the rare occasion I do order from there it's the only thing I get. Arby's is unironically wayyyyyy better despite having a bad rep.

No. 2015143

>>2015123
nobody is here to entertain you

No. 2015144

>>2015143
Didn't say anyone was.

No. 2015149

In the same afternoon I got banned from LC and CC for an extremely similar reason in almost identical circumstances yet LC banned me for 6 hours while CC did it for 24h. I'm baffled at the coincidence, as if I was conducting resarch on moderation strategies in female imageboards, when in fact I'm just a big dummy sometimes.

No. 2015194

>>2015123
Anymore? They've never been entertaining. The shit you described has been going on for 10 years now.

No. 2015205

>>2015194
Im probably just looking at the past with rise tinted glasses but I don't remember being so unbearable. Maybe Im just outgrowing lolcow and tired of it as a whole.

No. 2015215

>>2015205
Probably are outgrowing it. I have frequently taken years long breaks in between just so I can tolerate this place. I will still dog on retards but I stopped engaging in infighting long ago and cannot forget the countless moronic underage white bitches fighting about eye and hair color for the past decade.

No. 2015241

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>sister is visting
>open my computer to search something
>sister right next to me
>forgot i had lolcow open
>tab has an expanded photo of someones self harm
>ive never self harmed so its even weirder
>quickly try spoilering it
>the pic of PT's ass pops up
>cant risk any more chances
>close computer
>"i'll search that later"
>silence
>never speak about it again

No. 2015316

>>2015241
kek nona I've had that happen to me before too but it was the MTF thread in front of my extremely TRA gendie friend. Neither of us ever mentioned it but I know she saw

No. 2015346

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I finally have my (near) perfect wardrobe nonnas! I may have less clothes in total but I'll actually wear all of them now.

No. 2015356

>>2015346
What kind of shops did you buy from

No. 2015359

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>>2015346
An aspiration to us all.

No. 2015701

Found the new ED link for those who were asking what happened to it
https://encyclopediadramatica.top/

No. 2015717

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>>2015701
Man this takes me back. Now I'm re reading about AishaxNekox (I used to like her art as a kid kek) and now I think all the hate she got was undeserved.
https://encyclopediadramatica.top/AishaxNekox

No. 2015726

>>2015717
All she did wrong was engage with the trolls which made them even more obsessed with stalking her, she was literally just some 14 year old girl on the internet. Happy to report she actually got gud and has been hired for art gigs + is still drawing.

No. 2015731

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>>2015726
https://www.kadaburadraws.com/
Yeah her art is so cool now! Honestly happy for her. I do miss her Skye OC though lmao.

No. 2015735

>>2015731
this gives me hope i am at her old level sadly

No. 2015738

>>2015735
She's a borderline hikkiNEET who draws all day every day for the last ten years, her skills will be different from people who aren't able to do that. You're never too old to improve. Just keep at it and keep grinding those fundies.

No. 2015741

>>2015738
i am a hikkineet but sadly have ADHD

No. 2015764


No. 2015886

>>2015741
dont worry nonnie im a adhd hiki too but there are alot of good pirated courses out there! keep at it!

No. 2015889

>>2015886
which ones did you watch nonny? i am currently doing krenz's perspective course

No. 2015891

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>>2015741
does it ever get better nonners

No. 2015902

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>>2015889
omg me too! im also checking out redums course and some courses from coloso check on bilibili theres tons of them on there

No. 2015919

>>2015902
would you be interested in a resources sharing thread nonny? would love to see all those bilibili courses but i dont know how to navigate the site

No. 2015941

>>2015919
sure! maybe i can drop some paid courses too! if i recall theres one in m thats dead so it'll be nice to revive it

No. 2016045

File: 1716459358670.jpg (12.65 KB, 258x275, 1714680698634.jpg)

Maybe I'm being overly optimistic but I'm sensing a general fatigue surrounding generative AI that's similar to the one surrounding NFTs just before they took a massive downfall, in a similar amount of time too. Obviously unlike NFTs, generative AI won't go away from the public consciousness, but as companies start pushing more and more retarded AI (as in the definition of retarded) on people, more people will shun it and there will be a lesser demand for it while things created by humans gets more demand and will become a selling point. Regardless if this does come into effect, I do feel a little smug at the fact that the satisfaction of creating something with AI is so short term, while creating something yourself you could still be proud of for years or even the rest of your life.

No. 2016768

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Goodnight, nonas.

No. 2016776

>>2016768
Good night nonny

No. 2017236

I miss seapunk and pastel goth despite my mom telling me I looked like a chola thug and reprimanding me severely for attempting to dress that way in highschool. I resent my mom ngl

No. 2017241

>>2016045
Consider chess. Chessbots have perfected the game to levels that even the most advanced masters don't come even close to beating them. But did chess die? No, because watching bots do a 100% accurate play is boring as shit and now two decades later, competitive chess is more alive and popular than ever

No. 2018016

Nonny? Sorry. Nonny? Sorry. Nonny?

No. 2018025

>>2017236
ANON I MISS IT TOO. I want it to come back but the kids and young adults today would never be able to do it justice. There is something so endearing about those aesthetics because they existed in a time where people didn't really need to have perfect instagram faces and Pam Anderson make up and effect. I loved the imperfection of them and how it was such a dope indie sleaze offshoot. I'm getting so nostalgic kek. I wanted to dress like that so bad but alas I was slightly too young to have a job and atp only got clothes from the local mall, and stores always got internet trend stuff like 2 years too late at that point in time. Sighhh, the memories…

No. 2018031

>>2018025
>only got clothes from the local mall, and stores always got internet trend stuff like 2 years too late
I haaaated this. Gen z has it so easy tbh.

No. 2018043

>>2018031
Nowadays stores poop out clothes for trends that are 100% psyops that nobody in real life aside from chronic tiktok trend-chasers wear. I work at a big store and they are really trying to push the chrome/silver trend. It's been a few months now and I've never seen anyone buy those ugly chrome clothes/shoes, not a single person orders them through drive-up either. We also had a bunch of bright red tights for maybe a month and then no more (about as long as the red tight trend lasted), it's actually kind of psychotic the way companies fart out clothes to mimic microtrends. Now I wish we could revert back to when it took months for trends to hit the shelves.

No. 2018133

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Now that I'm in a place where I'm happier with my body, I definitely get why so many female celebs wear revealing clothing. When you have a nice body you want everyone to know, and if it weren't for weird men I would probably walk around in short clothing kek. Luckily you can be fully covered and still wear stuff that flatters your body.(read the rules)

No. 2018141

>>2017236
I miss witch house

No. 2018148

>>2018141
me too nonny, me too

No. 2018150

>>2018043
>red tights trend
Kek was that actually a thing?

No. 2018155

File: 1716573798038.png (1.28 MB, 939x1200, redtights.png)

>>2018150
I've seen it on pinterest a lot. I like it, but micro trends have no place in brick and mortar stores. Most women are normies who don't like adventure and just want ordinary jeans and t-shirts. I can't imagine any being brave enough to wear bright colours.

No. 2018165

My face is breaking out worse than it has for years and years and for a second I didn't understand why. Then I realized that I just spent the last week sleeping on my sister's couch, and she has probably never washed those pillows.

No. 2018282

Why do SSRIs have such pretty names? Definitely naming my daughter Celexa.

No. 2018328


No. 2018342

>>2018155
>Most women are normies who don't like adventure and just want ordinary jeans and t-shirts

I'm just traumatized from the sheer amount of bullying and harassment I received as a teen from my (usually hot topic inspired) fashion choices. I just dress to be invisible now I guess. I don't have a body type that looks good with a lot of styles either.

No. 2018344

>>2018328
I miss kendra. black earth that made me will always be amazing

No. 2018464

File: 1716585350209.jpg (106.91 KB, 720x895, c7e3f73a8b94146f9740005f1a3d64…)

>open tiktok for the first time in months
>come across a live of a woman in a hospital room struggling to breathe and like 8 people who were added to the live as guests shedding tears
What the actual fuck? Very disturbing, couldn't keep watching. Hope she's alright though. From what I understood, she was on live to get someone to speak to the nurses for her because she couldn't talk, poor lady.

No. 2018856

>>2018464
Wtf kek

No. 2018858

>>2018464
That’s gonna be me in the future

No. 2018861

niggas be sick when they remember all the bad they wished you

No. 2018862

>>2018464
i saw a video on twitter, as soon as i opened the app, of a dead toddler in Gaza getting chest compressions. like what the hell

No. 2018917

>>2018464
I know people say this a lot these days, but. Dystopian.

No. 2018962

This sounds dumb but I've been eating empty calories at night so I can fully enjoy my breakfast in the morning because food tastes better when you're starving.

No. 2018965

My period cramps are weird and my period is weird this month. All the blood is weird and brown and dry. Like it’s old? I feel like I’m too old to be confused by periods.

No. 2018979

since i haven't heard anyone else say it today, dumbass shit i miss you

No. 2018996

File: 1716615637628.webp (824.21 KB, 3264x2448, N5vv63-7fwNrHiJ0MMdY1AiRvpK_r4…)

I'm untouchable bitch

No. 2019008

>>2018996
Wtf put your Amazon knives away and let your cat nap

No. 2019114

File: 1716617959234.jpeg (Spoiler Image,135.94 KB, 728x1125, 1716569881632.jpeg)

I just listened to the new Billie eilish song, I'm a same sex attracted woman and I found the song incredibly cringe as fuuuuuuck

No. 2019120

>>2019114
What the fuck this image actually hurt my eyes. What editing was done to it to get that sort of effect?

No. 2019145

>>2019114
It's so disingenuous like girl okay

No. 2020530

File: 1716675478204.jpeg (129.9 KB, 686x282, IMG_0880.jpeg)

I like watching the banners when I’m bored and the site is slow. I wish we could have a cute banner watch party thread, just watch the banners even though we seen them a thousand times like it’s a movie

No. 2020544

I just had bubble tea for the first time and idk anons… It was a canned bubble tea and the tea was so REFRESHING but the bubbles were kind of gross. It's like a firm gummy and flavorless, not what I expected.

No. 2020553

>>2020544
It's best to get it from an actual boba tea place, and the quality varies from shop to shop, but when it's good, it's really good

No. 2020579

>>2020544
they have to make them a certain way to hold up being in a can for however long. Real boba would dissolve by then. If you liked the flavor, I would highly recommend getting a real one from a real boba tea shop.

No. 2020580

>>2020544
Seconding the other anon, I had it from a good chinese place, it had brown sugar for sweetness, a really strong black tea taste, and a milk that isn't too overpowering. The boba pearls were sweet as well, and I personally like the firm gummy texture.

No. 2020605

>>2020544
The fresh ones are the best, delicious flavour and texture!

No. 2020628

File: 1716679444684.png (403.22 KB, 946x557, the queen is dead.png)

I just learned that Kabosu, the female shiba inu also known as doge, has passed away. There's been a bunch of hoaxes regarding her death over the years, but this time is real, picrel coming from her owner's page.

No. 2020692

>>2020553
>>2020579
>>2020580
>>2020605
Imma see if I can get it fresh nonnas. I was so disappointed, but in gonna keep my hopes up and see. I've also been wanting to try thai iced tea.

No. 2020727

File: 1716688451405.png (1.2 MB, 720x1342, 1713715664940.png)

This Shayna clone though

No. 2020736

>>2018917
I know right?
I came across her live again just now. She seems alright, she was smiling and everything. Ngl, seeing someone gasping for air like that and then people just watching and crying freaked me out super bad. I'm assuming she doesn't have any friends and family that can support her, so she ran to tiktok. The people on the live said she deals with medical issues like the one yesterday a lot.

No. 2020743

itchy

No. 2020754

>>2020727
Shart if she wasn't retarded.

No. 2021353

File: 1716736853710.jpeg (70.21 KB, 735x638, IMG_0883.jpeg)

this website is so dead and i know almost none of you go to church so where are most of you guys? it’s looking pretty bleak that most of the anons here probably go to 4chan or become a kiwifarms namefag instead kek

No. 2021356

>>2021353
dumbass shit exodus

No. 2021363

>>2021353
the infighting and ban evading spergs are annoying me so much this week i went to touch grass instead.

No. 2021368

>>2021363
no the infighting is mostly funny it’s just so boring nowadays. the only thing nons talk about is fandom shit like we’re still in 2014
>>2021356
we need it back so bad

No. 2021369

>>2021353
I’ve been doing real life things recently.

No. 2021372

>>2021368
>the infighting is mostly funny
anons making shit up just to bitch at each other for 500 posts and drag infights across multiple threads/boards aren't very entertaining to me so let's agree to disagree.

No. 2021376

>>2021353
I still lurk a lot but I hardly post. Doesn't seem worth it anymore and I also don't want to make posts I'll regret later

No. 2021379

>>2021363
Same. When there's infighting on /ot/ instead of spending time on the board, I just go and do something else. Go outside, play a video game, read a book. The infights aren't even entertaining anymore, it's just retards fighting with other retards.

No. 2021381

>>2021353
I've been visiting the board less because I've been focusing a lot on my life and self improvement. Plus that one lowercase-typing anon who's been wreaking infights across /ot/ for months has been irritating me, and in general I find all the infights annoying.
Anyway, when did Marge get her butt done? Or has she just been hitting squats in the gym?

No. 2021387

>>2021372
welcome to lolcor

No. 2021393

>>2021376
every thread being available in the archives is why i like this place, but yeah lately i've been feeling self conscious too. do you think it's because we're growing out of posting here?
>>2021387
proving my point, most boring reply you could have thought of.

No. 2021394

>>2021381
Smh even suburban cartoon moms are getting BBLs.

Anyway yeah I’ve been busy this week also. Just because we’re all a bunch of spergs and weirdos doesn’t mean we don’t have lives outside of lolcor.

No. 2021396

>>1971898
I loved playing with Ravensburg as a kid.
You better get that fucking puzzle.

No. 2021399

>>2021393
someone’s grumpy today

No. 2021402

File: 1716741012286.gif (48.77 KB, 300x100, IMG_1127.gif)

>>1983959
I love them too, so glad new ones were added.

No. 2022478

File: 1716801161601.jpg (28.95 KB, 525x584, images-3.jpg)

Legit starting to think that life isn't about atoning for your sins and wrongs but actually just being delulu but successful. I think society is so hard on women when they commit mistake, even more so if you're religious. I want to become someone who keeps moving forward no matter if I fucked up instead of someone who is perpetually guilty for shit.

No. 2022736

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Spoiler for nipple piercing shenanigans that some lovely nonners might not want to read.
I got my nips pierced. Idk why but I just thought my boobs would look kind of cute with them. The pain was crazyyyyyyyyy and I got so lightheaded with the first nipple because I forgot to breathe kek. The pain was legit insane but when she started screwing in the balls to the piercing the pain subsided into a moderate throbbing discomfort. They would throb on and off the rest of the day and now they're pretty much pain free (unless they're touched, then it's a mild discomfort). My nipples also did not swell up and they haven't started discharging (yet…?). I was genuinely surprised with how professional the piercer and piercing was, and I was also extremely happy that this place only used internally threaded titanium jewlery. It's been like three days since getting them pierced and they're going strong.

No. 2022779

File: 1716820463128.gif (2.18 MB, 220x164, IMG_0911.gif)

>posts something
>zero replies
>another nonny posts
>million replies

why am I always awake or active at the slowest times? dead internet theory stays vindicated

No. 2022785

>>2022478
Yesss! Don't be afraid to shun the mentality of a 30 year old minor on Kpop twitter. Fuck other people's opinions, do what you want, and be happy. 'Delusional' is a bit of a strong term though, we're bombarded with shitty news 24/7 and inflation isn't going away any time soon, but there is still a lot of good in the world. You don't need to appease everyone or fix the world's problems to be allowed to have a good time.

No. 2022867

>>2022779
I get it

No. 2022899

>>2022736
I thought of getting my nips pierced as well but I am afraid of losing nipple sensitivity or getting some type of infection.

No. 2022923

>>2022779
and the other nonny's post is always something to bring in responses
>bait
>vent about nigel
>ask nonnies about their opinion(do not mention men itt)

No. 2023062

I wish I stayed a metalhead and just never branched out, my country is full of metalheads but there's no punk or industrial fans to be found. I still go to small metal shows for fun sometimes, they're always the nicest people and the music usually sounds way better live, it's pretty nostalgic and always fun but I wish it could be with bands I'm actually a fan of. Woe is me.
>>2022779
I know the feeling nonnie.

No. 2023095

>>2022923
Yup imageboards is no longer about having conversations with people it’s just talking at people to farm responses. I’m also guilty of this

No. 2023339

i love when i make a grilled cheese and it comes out amazing

No. 2023380

>>2023095
you don't like it when you post something and you forget you posted it until someone else bumps the thread a week later and you see there are no replies, your post is just sitting there as a little snapshot of your thoughts? I think it's nice.

No. 2023383

>>2023380
nta but same kek, it always makes me smile when i post something offhand and then come back later and see theres responses

No. 2023402

>>2023380
Yeah sometimes I go back to my thoughts, looks like the calm of the storm while everybody else’s responses are chaotic kek. I miss being able to read the unique things farmers had to say as well, that’s why I genuinely miss manifesto-chan

No. 2023405

>>2023339
Microwave grilled cheese is the best

No. 2023410

>>2022785
>Fuck other people's opinions, do what you want, and be happy.
Thank you, wish me luck!

No. 2023466

File: 1716851740009.png (267.15 KB, 796x594, IMG_0924.png)

so nostalgic for this type of ish

No. 2023884

>>2023466
Ever after high! I loved that show but it ended really weirdly didnt it?

No. 2023934

File: 1716889251038.jpg (83.29 KB, 564x803, she knocks me down.jpg)

>>2023466
How about that

No. 2023941

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No. 2023948

>>2023884
how did it end?

No. 2023957

Why is it that old people don’t like to pay for small purchases with a card? I work a register and if the total is really small they’ll always comment on it and use cash. Do they worry I’ll think they’re poor or something? I don’t give a fuck

No. 2024013

>>2023957
From what I've seen, it tends to be that people think there's a minimum card payment. I work in pharmacy and people will often remark
>oh my god I'm so sorry I don't have any cash, can I still use my card?
if their copay is less than 10 bucks, as if it wouldn't be insane to have an upcharge for not paying enough for your medication.

No. 2024017

>>2023957
Habit. They didn't grow up with card. Plus a lot of them are tech illiterate so they don't like online banking.

No. 2024023

File: 1716899274438.jpg (64.2 KB, 944x592, GD5Hdz5bcAASdin.jpg)

Anons, please tell me not to go back to her or text her. I cannot be going back to that insane idiot but fuck, I want to so bad. I want her to kiss me again, fuck me again, hold me again. I feel like I'm gaslighting myself telling myself being with her wasn't actually that bad when I was sobbing every other night and it was unbearable and it was me who put an end to the shit while she was begging me to rethink my decision but fuck.. I want it back so bad, I feel stupid. She stalked me, suicide baited me, constantly ignored my few boundaries, threatened me and threatened my mom? It was not a good time, but why do I want it back? I miss kissing her and I miss her smile. She tried to convince me the whole time I do actually like her when I was unsure and I feel like she was right the whole time, maybe I do like her back in some freak way. I keep checking my phone hoping she's texted me. I feel so fucking retarded. I know if she asks me to meet again I'll immediately say yes. Can a nonna please slap me clean across the face and tell me to get some self-respect? God. I wish I had a friend to put some sense in me, I can't vent about this to anyone.

No. 2024033

>>2024023
She suicide baited you, respect yourself nona, just an ounce of respect for yourself.

No. 2024039

File: 1716900572617.jpeg (82.91 KB, 700x394, IMG_0950.jpeg)

>>2023884
>>2023948
The last thing I remember from that show was that Prince Charming’s sister kissed Apple to keep her alive kek. They were my OTP when I was younger. Also a bunch of other nonsensical shit like the entire fairytale world they lived in collapsing because Raven don’t want to fulfill her destiny.
>>2023934
I hated whenever they put pieces of clothing or shoes that don’t even match with the rest of the clothes. Red shoes, seriously?
>>2023941
Cute asf

No. 2024155

>>2024033
She fucked someone she does not even like, clearly having self-respect is not an option here lmao

No. 2024162

>>2024033
You're so right. Whenever I didn't act how she wanted me to, she would describe how exactly she would kill herself and it was just so fucked. I can't do that to myself again. I kept waiting for when she would have a normal week to break things off and it was still a disaster. This will pass and I'll feel normal again, I just hope she doesn't text me because I know my resolve will crumble so fucking quick. I'm so pathetic.

No. 2024326

>>2024023
Fuck. She just texted me. I will not reply.
>>2024155
I'm a work in progress.

No. 2027118

it’s always ‘i miss dumbass shet’ but we have this thread and it’s a ghost town

No. 2027126

>>2027118
I mean, you can get banned if you post an image and it contains a you-know-what even if just in the background, or even like for answering a question like "why this anon was banned" and ending up saying the forbidden word (got banned once for that kek), or saying a popular expression, so thats why. We can't be stupid, we have to think about the rules and it's too much for our dumbass brains

No. 2027129

>>2027126
aghh i miss retardation threads.

No. 2027136

>>2027129
>>2027118
you guys say you miss those threads but you never visit…

No. 2027146

>>2027136
i guess what i mean is i miss when they were busier

No. 2027288

Did the entirety of /ot/ decide to go to bed at the same time or what. Everyone was alive just a few hours ago

No. 2027292

>>2027288
i'm still awake, hi

No. 2027293

>>2027292
Hi. I can't think of anything to talk about tbh but I'm bored.

No. 2027296

>>2027293
are you a eurofag or a fellow insomniac? maybe go make some tea or get a coke or something and watch a youtube video

No. 2027664

Is it me or after the pandemic everything feels faster? An hour feels like 30-40 minutes. Make it stop

No. 2027666

what’s the easiest and best way to shave in 2024

No. 2027730

>>2027666
electric razor with a straight razorhead

No. 2028024

>>2027730
just doing this raw?

No. 2028036

>>2027664
Maybe your brain got slower. Must be long term brain damage.

No. 2028181

>>2028036
Probably tbh

No. 2028413

I took an off brand weed gummy and it was laced. Nightmare mode, I've been hallucinating and vomiting for over twenty four hours, completely unable to stand because of vertigo. I thought I was going to die and begged my roommate to call 911.

No. 2028418

>>2028413
oh god that sounds horrible on every level, do you have anything that can knock you out and make you sleep for a while? or at least something for the nausea? if you're still feeling vertigo tomorrow and hallucinating go to the emergency room, tell them you were at the bar and someone put something in your drink if weed is illegal in your state

No. 2028420

>>2028413
Holy shit I'm so sorry nonna. Drink a ton of water and gatorade flush that shit out of your system

No. 2029569

File: 1717191506512.jpg (501.49 KB, 1960x4032, ui4jbmwfyin21.jpg)

I feel everyone who grew up a poor kid knows about the delicacy that is balled up bread slices. I used to eat it with syrup sometimes too.
Not my pic btw.

No. 2029576

>>2029569
I'm really glad I cannot relate to this.

No. 2029581

>>2028413
Are you sure it was laced? It could have been just really really strong, a lot of unregulated edibles can have uneven amounts of THC depending on how the batch was made. I'm a seasoned user and once had a small piece of a weed brownie and I must have gotten a piece where all of the butter was concentrated, I got so fucking high that I was sweating and turned pale and puked my guts out, it was fucking horrible.

No. 2029587

>>2029569
haha, I remember doing this. Made the bread extra chewy.

No. 2029593

>>2028418
Honestly, that's a great lie idea. If I had gone, I would have just blurted out the truth. My roommate was all like "I didn't call 911 because you seemed fine and that just seemed like something a high person would say," so I now know that fucker is useless in a medical situation.
>>2028420
Thank you. It was extremely rough.
>>2029581
I would say with a high degree of certainty it was laced with something not naturally found in weed. I had been using a different brand name but when I went to my regular store they were out, so they recommended this new brand name gummy they just got in. Based on the dosing, I took 1/4 of my regular dose and within an hour I knew something was wrong because of how I felt. The taste was very bad, extremely chemical tasting but I ignored it.
The high was like a bad salvia trip, except it took me 48 hours to sober up. Do you remember when they were selling those "weed research chemicals" in drug stores in 2013-2016? They were sometimes also sold under the name of bath salts (though it was not a form of PCP which people would also call bath salts). The high was exactly like that, but worse. Do not take anything Smak'd. Not their weed gummies or candy, and probably not their delta 8 or 9 gummies either.

No. 2030187

I love getting scheduled to work super early and reading shitty WEBTOON!!!!!

No. 2030195

>>2004449
your jaw depends more on genetics than anything else

No. 2030198

>>2030187
Wish that were me but I don't even read webtoon

No. 2030463

File: 1717261858984.jpeg (318.69 KB, 750x757, IMG_1044.jpeg)

lasted 53 minutes almost an hour. who can beat this world record? making one of these threads is like speedrunning how long you can go without getting it locked or banned

No. 2030757

File: 1717279398906.mp4 (Spoiler Image,850.66 KB, 480x854, 1717197455451.mp4)

Autistic girls when you touch them

No. 2031498

Whenever I see people who live in really dirty homes, I think it's honestly interesting as fuck the type of conditions people can subject themselves to if left in then long enough. I grew up in a house with a roach infestation and for most of my child/teenagehood the cutlery was just kept in the counters, but at some point my family started keeping them in the drawers that had droppings and dead bugs in them, not even with a silverware divider. I remember just wondering if I was the only one who was grossed out. Eventually I got all my own kitchenware and just stopped eating anything anyone else cooked. I'm sure I've ingested roach parts at least once tbh.

No. 2031504

>>2030757
Why even keep touching it if she makes that noise? Camerawoman is being a little mean.

No. 2031511

>>2030463
Call it something less paraphrased next time- "bechdel test" for instance.

No. 2031599

>>2031498
yum yum

No. 2031891

I've reached a point of unemployedness where I'm seriously considering making a podcast

No. 2031976

>>1985210
I was happily scrolling the thread until this. Shouldn't the pepe be redacted content? more than an animal it's xy avatarfagging

No. 2032001

>>2030757
STOP TOUCHING THAT POOR WITTLE MAN YOU FUCKING CAT ABUSER !!!!!!!

No. 2032002

>>2032001
Quick, delete and repost!

No. 2032012

File: 1717339848469.jpeg (134.3 KB, 558x711, IMG_1054.jpeg)

>>2032002
>they just use caps and three exclamation marks AND think animal abuse is wrong?? WOKETARD(do not post moids itt)

No. 2032013

>>2032012
>must redtext them now

No. 2032014

File: 1717339954644.gif (20.13 KB, 112x112, crying-pepe-the-frog.gif)

>>2031976
Fuck you, Pepe is just Pepe and that's all. He's a little frog man and he has done nothing to nobody.(pepe the frog is a moid)

No. 2032015

>>2032012
It's because it breaks the rules by referring to an un-woman lol.

No. 2032016

This is going to be a buffet of bans.

No. 2032018

Pepe is genderless, like a Transformer(pepe the frog is a moid)

No. 2032021

>>2032015
Mods think you deserved to get banned if you post a male cat KEK

No. 2032023

this thread is so boring I hate the dumb rules why didn’t you just make this an offtopic thread with just a simple “no bait” and “no infighting”? kek(take it to /meta/)

No. 2032025

>>2032023
Oh you mean like dumbass shit? Oh jeez if only!

No. 2032028

File: 1717340346364.png (261.05 KB, 1256x776, hmmm.PNG)

>>2032014
Really?(pepe the frog is a moid)

No. 2032037


No. 2032041

>>2031504
If the cat was actually distressed it would have tried to get away, or attacked. It's just being weird, cats are weird.

No. 2032043

>>2032028
Wikipedia is not a primary source, opinion discarded.

No. 2032045

>>2032023
>she doesn't remember what led to this thread being created
>thinking a regular off-topic thread wouldn't get locked within minutes like the last one
heeheeheehohoho

No. 2032047

>>2032043
The sources it references include interviews with the creator of the original comic, who also refers to it as not a woman.

No. 2032049

>>2032045
just make another bullshit rule instead of putting a rule that could easily get any shitposter banned. giving tips for the next nonny who wants to try oopsshouldnt have said this

No. 2032051

>>2032028
we’re all about to be banned KEK

No. 2032052

>>2032023
Literally one topic you cannot discuss. The rest of /ot/ is right outside.

No. 2032056

>>2032028
Shit, I missed one. Ban for me too, damn.

No. 2032059

>>2032052
Anon.. this is the offtopic thread where are we supposed to go kekk

No. 2032060

File: 1717341286762.gif (768.63 KB, 220x220, IMG_1059.gif)

>>2032014
they’re helicopter modding for cute pepe posting? fuck that snarky anon, there’s nothing avatarfagging about pepe(pepe the frog is a moid)

No. 2032074

>>2032023
Are you retarded? There already was an off topic thread when this one was created, and you can discuss undesirables literally everywhere else. And you can literally just hide the thread if you dislike it so much.

No. 2032080

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No. 2032144

Went to the flea market and got some boots, some comic books to resell, a zumba Wii game, and a laptop I found on the free table. I passed on a swath of fabric that I really liked, but that smelled too strongly of cats and old lady perfume. Not anywhere near my best haul, but I still got what I went looking for.

No. 2032147

>>2032144
you went looking for zumba wii game?

No. 2032162

>>2032147
It's actually hilarious perfect. My mother loves zumba and fitness games, but she also hasn't progressed forward in time since 2008. I also thought to get her an elephant wax warmer, but I hesitated because you know how hard it can be buy decorations for other people's houses.

No. 2032172

I made butter chicken but it was way too sweet, like shitty Chinese takeout. Better next time I guess. I still have some left, might get stoned and scarf it down.

No. 2033024

I'm 26 now and I'm really starting to believe that your brain only fully develops after 25. The idea of choosing a profession at 18, which is assumed to be a job you're going to do for the rest of your life, and getting into thousands of dollars of debt in the process is so crazy to me now. I don't regret choosing my major but if I had to do it all over again I would have chosen something completely different and with more pay.

No. 2033425

Oh no I've spent 1 hour of my morning time already here on lc

No. 2034086

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Emilia Clarke is always beautiful, but something about her in season 1 of GoT was so incredibly pretty. Seeing her for the first time was like, breathtaking. Also, I think Daenerys has some of the best styling of the show. Her wardrobe and wigs portrayed her evolution as a character and what period of her life she's in so well.

No. 2034101

>>2032023
Agreed. I can barely get a response whenever I'm posting in these threads. Talk to me nonnies gdi.

No. 2034112

>>2034101
Hi nonnie, what are you doing right now?

No. 2034135

I'm in Montana for the first time nonnies! I'm going to go to Yellowstone! I'm going to eat a smore and ride a horse!

No. 2034146

>>2034135
That's so cool! Do you have any experience riding horses or is this your first time? I've searched what smore is and it looks very tasty

No. 2034182

>>2034135
My jealousy is immeasurable. Did you go to a ranch where you stay for several nights and they plan activities for you including horseback riding? Or do you just know someone with horses and s'mores? I hope you have lots of fun!

No. 2034195

>>2034135
Fun! I hear Montana is really beautiful.

No. 2034330

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I started my ED recovery last year and after 3 years of not having a period I finally got it yesterday!

No. 2034363

>>2034101
How are you doing, nonna? How was your weekend?
>>2034330
Aaah so proud of you nonna! I hope that things continue going well for you. Congratulations for overcoming your ED!

No. 2034382

>>2034146
I grew up on a horse farm, but it's been ten years since I've ridden so I hope to not make a fool out of myself.
>>2034182
I'm renting a horse while I'm here, but the bed and breakfast I'm staying at doesn't have any horses, though it's really close to the park.
You can also rent a llama to carry your stuff when hiking the mountains.

No. 2034384

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>>2034330
im very happy for you nonners ♥

No. 2034411

i’ve had 3 string cheeses today i wish i had more

No. 2034790

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i have legit become obsessed with the smell of lilac and gooseberries. i do not know what is wrong with me honestly. i just started buying different versions of yennefer's signature scent out of boredom and now i am ready to sell off all my other perfumes and wear this for the rest of my life. it is just perfect. i smell like a warm spring afternoon with a delicate breeze blowing a sweet floral scent in the air. every time i close my eyes and smell this scent i feel happy and at peace. it's such an innocent and melancholic scent and it really fits my personality so well, much better than anything else i own. like i could be happy with just this perfume and maybe a handful of other scents here and there for variety. i can't believe i fell in love with a perfume that's inspired by a fictional character but yeah, here i am.

No. 2034848

>>2034411
I had grapes and cheddar earlier, this post is making me want more but I'll resist.

No. 2034967

>>2034790
What's its name nona? I wanna check it out

No. 2034979

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No. 2035181

Everytime I argue with girls I also have this urge to hug and squeeze them like besties. I don't know how much of this is unhealthy behaviour or just childish

No. 2035332

I just want to go get stoned but it's too early, also the employee at the weed shop spread out a bunch of bags of amnesia haze and told me I could pick one like a kid picking out candy lol. I want to work there.

No. 2035344

>>2035332
Nice! I was mildly insulted when I went to the weed store yesterday. I went in with five other people, we bought a shit ton of stuff and then the clerk mentioned that the weed gummies were 80% off today and I asked to see them to read the ingredients. But when she handed them to me, she continued to hold them like I was going to steal them. Ma'am, we just spent $300 at your store, we're not going to a grab and run on a $5 pack of weak gummies.

No. 2035348

>>2035344
Kekk anon, did you get them tho?

No. 2035372

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>>2034790
>>2034979
I have this one roll-on perfume oil from Fiction Bath Co. that's inspired by Yennefer and it smells heavenly I'm obsessed, I even went back and bought a candle in the same scentkek. Dunno how accurate it is since it's the only one I've ever tried with those scent notes but it's amazing. I'll have to give this one a try once I run out of the one I own!

No. 2035395

Good morning ladies. I hope we all have good days ♥

No. 2035402

does anyone have any good recs for fiction books written by women?

No. 2035408

>>2035402
There’s a book thread but I like Frankenstein by Mary Shelley

No. 2035415

>>2035348
I totally did, lol. Haven't tried them yet though.

No. 2035418

>>2035402
Donna Jo Napoli writes books from the bad guys in a few fairy tales. Naomi Novik has a great dragon series called Temeraire.

No. 2035775

I was smoking out of the window and saw my cat climbing up someone's fence so I pssht pssht at her and she looked me in the face and started walking to my house lol, I love her.

No. 2035776

>>2035402
The Dispossessed by Ursula LeGuin and Wild Seed by Octavia Butler.

No. 2035864

I'm never taking magnesium vitamins ever again this shit makes me feel like I'm dying.

No. 2035868

My chest hurts. Room go spinny.

No. 2035891

>>2035864
you need to take them with food and start slow, if you're having digestive symptoms in reaction to them it's because you were low in magnesium before.

No. 2035906

>>2035891
That's how I took them. It didn't do anything to my stomach just made me extremely light headed and dizzy and like my heart was gonna explode, then my limbs felt weak. I thought I forgot how to stand up and breathe.

No. 2035924

I will send apology to the friend i dearly miss who i haven't spoken to since October. I really hope we can be friends again and she can forgive me

No. 2036348

I had a nightmare full of current worries, I swear no more fast food before bed

No. 2036351

i have a bad habit of clicking posts that are on the front page, getting distracted after clicking back to the original tab i was scrolling on, and then not going back and lurking it until 2 days later kek

No. 2036423

I hope one day to have my drawings/paintings in a gallery. I think my works tell important messages and women need representation in contemporary art especially in my country.
I believe I was born to make art, not work in an office.

No. 2036443

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I cannot use regular lighters, and seeing people light candles with them always makes me so nervous. Don't know how people can stand to have a flame so close to their fingers.

No. 2036447

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>>1964957
They look like beauty supply store slippers

No. 2036475

>>2036447
but even uglier

No. 2037722

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My vacation continues to be so good. Today I saw elk, bison, a coyote, a pine martin, and some white tailed deer. I climbed a mountain and saw cougar poop and when I climbed down I went to a restaurant and got bison stew. Then I went to a candy shop and bought candy foam because I've never tried it before. It's such a good day.
Pictured: The view from halfway up the mountain.

No. 2037725

>>2037722
Sounds epic, nonna

No. 2037733

>>2037722
aww it looks beautiful nonnie

No. 2037805

You ever see a post where they're not necessarily baiting but anon is definitely fishing for replies?

No. 2037876

>>2037805
you mean like by asking a question like you just did?

No. 2037923

>>2037722
That's beautiful but
>and saw cougar poop
This got me.

No. 2037929

>>2035402
Does historical fiction count as fiction to you? I recommend wolf hall.

No. 2038034

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Am I the only one who notices that a lot of new canned drink brands have super thin cans? Not thin in shape but thin in material. I saw Chamberlain Coffee a while ago in the grocery store, I was so surprised at how thin the metal feels and all the cans were dented

No. 2038050

A better ending would’ve been that fucking kid in the babadook dying on the mom receiving a newfound freedom and finally working through her trama liaisoned by that

No. 2038154

>>2038034
I have noticed this. All the materials holding the liquids have gotten thinner. And it's such a pain because even the pull tabs are thinner, so they've started breaking instead of opening the lids lately.

No. 2038160

>>2037929
>does fiction count as fiction

No. 2038233

>>2036443
they hurt my thumbs. idk how anyone uses them. wand lighters are the way to go.

No. 2038261

>>2038160
Well, it's based on real historical figures and events, I don't know how much fiction she wants.

No. 2038617

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>>2024023
Guess who did something beyond retarded. I'm killing my retarded ass. This is why you need friends.(no men in bechdel thread)

No. 2038633

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I like matcha, but I recently realized that it tastes like how weeds smells and it's been ruining it for me.

No. 2038645

>>2038617
This is why you need willpower.

No. 2038646

>>2038633
That’s why I love matcha lol

No. 2038691

>>2038617
Make a list of every shitty thing she's ever done and read it every time you get tempted to reach out to her. The issue with people in your situation is that you minimize all the bad shit the horrible partner did and spend too much time thinking about the good things. Every time you start thinking about the good times you need to remember just how bad it was. Also read this, she's probably in there: Why Does He Do That? by Lundy Bancroft : free: https://archive.org/details/LundyWhyDoesHeDoThat

And you will probably find yourself in this: But He Says He Loves Me: How to Avoid Being Trapped in a Manipulative Relationship - https://www.amazon.com/But-Says-Loves-Manipulative-Relationship/dp/1741751969.
This author also has a podcast: Unmasking the Abuser
https://www.listennotes.com/podcasts/unmasking-the-abuser-the-podcast-dina-PuVSYdvb3Rf/

If she threatens suicide again, just call the cops and tell them she's said she's going to kill herself. People who suicide bait knock it off right quick when suicide bating means a visit from the cops.

No. 2038698

>>2038617
God dammit nonnie, what did we tell you? Do we need to take your phone and put a lock on it?

No. 2038704

>>2038633
It tastes like what leaves are supposed to taste like. It also has a hint of black tea, spinach, and jute mallow.

No. 2040753

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Trying bumble bff wish me luck nonnies

No. 2041360

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>>2038691
God, why didn't I think of that before. A concrete, consise list I can look at.
>The issue with people in your situation is that you minimize all the bad shit the horrible partner did and spend too much time thinking about the good things.
This is exactly it. Sometimes she makes me feel so, so good, so loved and taken care of, it makes me forget about every shitty thing. I am afraid I'll never find anyone like her again, which is why we've been on-and-off for so long, each time I cut her off but I come back. But at the same, I don't want to find anyone like her again. It's just not worth it, all the shit, for those little moments where I feel really good. This was my first proper relationship as an adult and it's been too much trouble. This time it was her who asked me if I want her out of my life, I said yes. Then I cried, it's so stupid. I want her back but I have to get over this. I'll check out the book and the podcast, thank you.
>>2038617
Sorry for the pic, everynonny. I disrespected the thread.

No. 2041445

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I can't post this in the female fantasies thread since it's not sexual, but I really badly want to be a housewife. Please someone just wife me! I'm a good cook so I'll have breakfast, lunch, and dinner for you everyday, and decent at cleaning. I'm low maintenance and no stress so long as you are ok with funding my consoomerism (I have a lot of hobbies), and give me smooches and cuddles. In my free time I only go outside to buy yarn and fragrances so you never have to worry about me schmoozing up someone while you're at work.

No. 2041462

>>2041445
>In my free time I only go outside to buy yarn and fragrances so you never have to worry about me schmoozing up someone while you're at work.
This is super cute anon but those are expensive interests and I'm a poorfag, if I ever become rich I will defenitely propose to you, you don't deserve less than 1000€ a month in yarn, craft supplies and fancy french perfume

No. 2041517

Just now this beautiful moth flew into my room and it was crashing against a lamp and the wall. I tried to catch it and it’s started playing dead. I lifted it with the cover of a book and I was about to throw it out but I was struck by it’s beauty and I didn’t want to dump it out of the window while it was in pretend corpse mode in case something happened to it. Been about 5 minutes and it’s still playing dead. What do I do?

No. 2041518

>>2041517
keep it as a pet

No. 2041528

>braids: tight
>room: cleaned
>chapter: studied
mashallah this weekend is just beginning

No. 2041535

My computer is kind of down right now but I just ate a massive bowl of tuna so nothing can damper my day

No. 2041538

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It’s still playing dead

No. 2041552

>>2041528
> mashallah
anon..

No. 2041553

>>2041552
Maybe what she meant to say was 'marshmallow'

No. 2041561

>>2041553
I hope so, or else I pity her

No. 2041589

>>2041552
i get the feeling it’s not an actual muzzy but a white newfag child who sees that word get used on twitter and is using it here

No. 2041592

>>2041589
Thats where it came from, isn it? Every time I see that stupid ass word, I assume it's a libtard zoomer

No. 2041600

>>2041589
if it is a muslim, I truly don't understand why religious anons would feel comfortable using this site, when they worship and dedicate their lives to a fictional scrote(do not post about men itt)

No. 2041610

>>2041538
cute. i want to name her motha (martha)

No. 2041633

>>2041610
Still playing dead…

No. 2041646

>>2041600
ayrt Jesus was a real man tho, there’s proof of His existence(do not post about men itt)

No. 2041656

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As much as I love lolcow, I just get so bored now because it's always the same topics over and over, unfunny forced shit posts, or infighting. Not to mention all the moderation and admin problems. The sites changed so much. I just keep coming here hoping it will change but I think lolcow will be in my past soon.

No. 2041681

>>2041656
same nonny. maybe a couple of years ago, i loved it here. i occasionally enjoy being able to talk casually and anonymously, that there is a different vibe to surface social media, different opinion, sometimes funny and lovely people but…it just isn't what it used to be for me. i would like an anonymous space for women that isn't about discussing/critiquing other people, that has a radical feminist angle without being very political and full of infighting and paranoia, where you're allowed to be silly, as long as no one is threatened or hurt, and new topics can be discussed, because it's easy to make a thread.
maybe such a place exists, maybe it has yet to exist. it doesn't feel like there's much of the internet left, that is for women, not overly negative, and tolerant of all ideas. although that does give me hope that someone could make it happen!
i know im rambling, but your post just made me nostalgic for this place circa two years ago. it feels so hateful and over controlled now. as i type this, i wonder if posting such a thing is even allowed.
i can tell you also just wanted to have a calmer experience here, and im sorry to see you going. i might go too. this place was like a home for me. i hope you can find your place in the real world, anon

No. 2041707

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>>2041633
MOTHA IS ALIVE

No. 2041714

i don’t like seeing pictures of women crying ever. i hate how it’s popular with zoomers and alfies to post themselves crying or photos of fictional women crying i hate that little girls are so into female pain

No. 2041716

>>2041646

all I have to say to that is….. ᵐᵃˢʰᵃˡˡᵃʰ

No. 2041726

I want a black cat and I want to name her Egypt

No. 2041729

my new hyperfixation is 9/11 and i truly wish i stopped getting into sad, gorey, depressing edgelord shit but my autism won't let me. Previous hyperfixation was defunct gore websites. I just wish I was into nice things like greek sculptures of goddesses or retarded things like ponies at least.

No. 2041765

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>>2041707
MOTHA MOTHA MOTHA. Send us your guiding light queen.

No. 2041782

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No. 2041785

Remember when everyone was describing any unpleasant emotions emotions by calling it an existential crisis or a mental breakdown

No. 2041796

>>2041681
>>2041656
it's like this all over the internet tbh. everything is overly controlled now. it's all fighting and ragebaiting and paranoia, the same topics all day everyday. politics this, politics that…i'm really tired of it. it's strange to remember a time when i had tons of friends online, from a variety of different platforms. i could talk to anyone about anything and even if we got into fights, we would work things out. i had great experiences and lots of fond memories of how the internet used to be, how much fun it was, how it really felt like the wild west. ever since covid it's just been a downhill slog and getting more boring by the day. sadly i don't think it's ever going to come back so i just do other things now. it's probably for the best anyway.

No. 2041861

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Today I saw a woman, and her teenage/early-20s daughter, and her daughter looked almost exactly like the mom but younger. Literal spitting image. Wow

No. 2041874

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>>2041861
reminded me of this

No. 2041887

>>2041861
I got to see my childhood best friend's daughter for the first time ever and I happened because she's a carbon copy of my friend from that age. It was like I was teleported back to when we were five. Crazy.

No. 2041900

>>2041887
I gasped, not happened. Sorry, that slipped through editing.

No. 2041913

>>2041765
ouu beautiful editing nonnarita

No. 2041940

>>2041874
"I think I left my class ring in the bottom casket"

No. 2041944

does anyoone else remember in like 2014 when all the white women only wore red jeans and striped tops for like 3 months

No. 2041986

>>2041944
It wasnt three months that went on for like three years and I think it was several years before 2014, it was like 2007-2009. Women dressed like the hamburglar. Don't get me started on the boating shoes

No. 2041998

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>>2041944
>blocks your path

No. 2042000

>>2041998
This woman has been trapped in a hipster time capsule for a decade

No. 2042233

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Why didn't anyone tell me that the crumbl employees shout "WELCOME TO CRUMBL!" when you walk into the shop

No. 2042241

>>2041944
All my primary school teachers used to dress like this but that was back in pre-2010

No. 2042268

Shared some homemade rice balls last night with my next door neighbor, and she invited me to hang out for a couple of hours. We listened to music over a couple bottles of ramune and just talked about random stuff while pausing to sing along. Nonnies, she's so badass! Older ladies are legitimately the coolest people on the planet.

No. 2042857

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I have large eyes and on one hand it's great because it makes me look cute. But on the other hand, the moment I walk outside every tiny bug for thirty miles rushes towards my face to get a taste of that sweet sweet eye moisture. You have no idea how often I have blinked and crushed tiny flies to death in my eyes, only to have to stand in front of a mirror with a moist q-tip for forty minutes fishing a fly leg out from under my eyelid. I have so much sympathy for cows surrounded by flies in their fields.

No. 2043001

Egg, avocado, and sweet potato for breakfast I fucking love vegetables I love my life

No. 2043099

I do think it's weird that because of the Israel/Palestine conflict, now all of a sudden there's a bunch of Jews. Not that Jewish people are rare or anything, but I'm seeing people who solemnly/never mentioned it before suddenly be loud and proud Jews that love wearing the star of [blank].

No. 2043141

>>2040753
good luck, let us know how it goes because I wanna try it too but i'm scared.

No. 2043260

vaping

No. 2043271

>>2043099
Funny you mention that, because I noticed lots of people learning arabic all of a sudden and talking about it nonstop. And ofcourse they learned it all wrong and can't pronounce it properly, and are majority white, because it's all virtue signaling. They thino they're impressing the arabs with this but the arabs are just angry at them for using linguistics to explain the language, which shatters their fairytale stories about the language illusion.

No. 2043376

>>2043271
What's the language illusion?

No. 2043484

>>2043099
anons this happens all the time. When everybody was whining about white privilege jewish users online quickly came out to say how they're weren't white despite benefiting from being white passing.
There's also mentally ill people who think passing off as a jew is a win and a free pass to say anything they please and most people won't question it irl.

No. 2043580

I don't know why people don't take better care of their body because most things only take a few minutes to do. I never spend more than 30-40 minutes at once doing something related to my hygiene or self care, not even showers. Not even showers when I shave AND wash my hair.

No. 2043587

>>2043580
it takes 1 hour or more to comb and brush my hair, 30 minutes to wash and several hours to a day to dry

No. 2043603

>>2043580
You're right, like it's not even that hard to apply some cream to your body, sure it's a pain in the ass when it's hot and humid where you live, but time shouldn't be a reason why no one should moisturize their skin, not even with special creams, just a random hydrating cream that doesn't have anything special.
I take like 15 minutes to do actual self-care stuff and that's because tend to just daydream while doing so.
Sure, doing your hair is always a pain in the ass, but it really isn't that annoying once you just make time for that.

No. 2043605

This conversation reads like it was written by robots.

No. 2043606

cut my hair this week (by myself!) and now i can use my curly hair products because it bounces up again

No. 2043607

>>2043605
how, robots don't have hair. what would a human conversation sound like then?

No. 2043609

>>2043605
Why don't people tag posts anymore? We're not telepathic.

No. 2043617

>>2043609
When that happens it's either because anon doesn't want to samefag or because anon is too female socialized so it's better to avoid a direct conflict by not tagging the right posts.

No. 2043621

>>2043617
it's obvious anon was referring to the hygiene conversation though, but even then that reply doesn't make any sense

No. 2043624

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I started my period, nonnies.

No. 2043662

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>tfw have to go to my pilates class in 5 hours but cant sleept
i gotta stay awake now, why the fuck am i like this. All because i wanted to play some dumb gacha shit and draw

No. 2043705

I'm gonna see which fragrance companies are willing to send perfume samples for free. So far Cartier customer support has agreed to put it in a request.

No. 2043820

>>2043624
Me too. Eat your spinach nona

No. 2043822

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>>2043624
>>2043820
Same. Period gang

No. 2043888

>>2043662
Kek, I'm sorry nönchen, but the idea of the girl next to me in pilates just struggling to survive the class because she stayed up all night playing bishie gacha games and drawing is hilarious. How was pilates?

No. 2043892

>>2043822
Me too

No. 2043916

I hate buying off shein but some of their basics are actually nice. Thrifting is way more expensive at this point it's sad, I found some really nice things over the years but it's not even affordable anymore and anything of quality gets raided by resellers. I just want some basic black jeans is it too much to ask for?
>>2043141
Ayrt, there's not many people from my city but in my general area I got 2 matches. Hope it grows out to be something, didn't see anyone I know on there which is nice lol.

No. 2043976

>don't drink homemade fruit smoothies because it's full of sugar
>but also eat more fresh/frozen veggies and fruits to avoid eating too much sugar!!!
So which is it??? Why is trying to eat healthy so hard?

No. 2043988

>>2043976
What? Smoothies are great for you. As long as fruit contains all of its natural fiber (so no just fruit juice), the fiber basically negates negative effects of the sugars. The fiber creates a gel lattice within your intestines that allows the absorption of sugar to be gradual instead of instantly, like with a chocolate bar or ice cream.
So drink your smoothie guilt free, it's completely fine.

No. 2043990

>>2043976
I think the thing with smoothies is that you put a whole lot more fruit in it to get 1 smoothie than you'd normally eat raw in a day. One apple and a cup of blueberries don't make a smoothie. And supposedly you digest the sugar differently because the blending affects the fiber in it but idk how true that is.

No. 2044013

>>2043976
I really wish people who don’t understand how food works would stop indoctrinating people like you from not eating fruits and drinking smoothies because it has natural sugars in them kekkk just drink a smoothie anon and don’t put too much added sugar in it

No. 2044032

>>2043988
the blending destroys the fiber, or so i’ve heard.

No. 2044041

>>2044032
Does chewing do that too?

No. 2044052

When it comes to radfem discussion, there is a limited amount of it that is actually useful - not all radfem (or even misandrist) discussion is going to be as valuable as the next, after a while, it's only giving you dimminishing returns. Eventually, you're arguing over peanuts with the vast majority of your assumptions aligning with the other's.
Radfems here especially should focus on praxis (hate using it but it's the most accurate term to use). You may laugh at me because we all know where we are, but I feel like this isn't said enough.
This does apply to externally rejecting femininity (not shaving, wearing makeup, practical clothes etc.) but imo, what matters MORE - yes, more - is rejecting it internally - raising your self-confidence to ridiculous levels, doing things you're bad at anyway, making the first move, creating art that centers the female experience exclusively, using less self-diminishing words (i think, maybe, im not sure but) in your speech, doubling down on your beliefs and not folding immediately, etc. I will say, this is much harder than rejecting feminine rituals, you're changing a more integral part of your personality. But that part isn't really you, it's what you were socialized to be like in a world that will chew you up and spit you out if you let it.
Ultimately, the cosmetic changes you make to be freer are still that - cosmetic. Outward socialized femininity frees more time for you in the short term, but inner socialized feminity will make you chase a mediocre, unsatisfying life that will waste your time in the long term.

No. 2044058

>>2044052
>raising your self-confidence to ridiculous levels
unfathomably based. so many women shrink themselves because our world is hellbent on devaluing us and the many ways we contribute just by existing. wholeheartedly support any attempt to restore lost confidence and take up the space we rightfully deserve. confident proactive ladies get what they want more often and i wish every woman could see that and know that she can have it too.

No. 2044066

>>2044058
>confident proactive ladies get what they want more often and i wish every woman could see that and know that she can have it too
exactly. Most of the systemic sexism is being challenged by women who reject female socialization in the behavioral way, or those who weren't very susceptible to it in the first place. I just feel like many women don't examine why they dont feel as confident or as ambitious than their other male counterparts - they must assume they're just not an ambitious person when, really, they do have dreams and goals that seem a little lofty (many aren't even that lofty, a lot are totally achievable), but they avoid even starting the path because subconsciously they feel they don't have the confidence, power, or are just plain unfit because "they're women"(???). It's time to get downright delusional, anons!

No. 2044081

Just heard a whole family conversing in a super heavy southern us accent. First time hearing it in real life, it's quite nice. Surprising because they're like 6000 kilometres away from home. What are you doing outside my house little cowb-…cowindividual!

No. 2044132

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I saw some anons talk about how soda caps don't come off of bottled anymore and I was so confused cause they definitely still do. I came across a vid today, and apparently it's just a thing in Europe. I forgot other countries existed!

Anyhow, I don't really get it. Can't you ripe rip or cut off the little plastic attaching the cap to the bottle?

No. 2044140

>>2044132
Why does fanta have scoliosis

No. 2044142

>>2044140
It’s been firmly grasped

No. 2044143

File: 1718040977899.jpg (121.23 KB, 994x750, 1000017236.jpg)

>>2044142(This post does not pass the Bechdel test)

No. 2044145

>>2044132
This an anti-litter, pro recycle thing?
My local US recycling doesn't want you to put the caps in the bins because they're too small and clog up the machinery so they just get thrown away.

No. 2044146

>>2044132
You can but it's still annoying lol. Stupid ~watch us be green~ shit while producing millions of plastic bottles.

No. 2044151

>>2044145
Yeah, to promote recycling and reduce plastic waste. I just find it funny and pretentious, the EU doesn't have the balls to ban single use plastic bottles all together.

No. 2044156

>>2044151
But what do you replace them with? Only canned drinks? Glass has it's own problem with not getting recycled a lot of the time too.

No. 2044289

>>2044032
Unless you've got an industrial strength food processor/blender, you'll be fine. It makes the fiber slightly shorter, which makes it move through your intestines slightly faster, but unless you're seriously body building (at which point consult your coach), it won't matter.

No. 2044312

>>2044143
one time i received a valentine in 5th grade that said ‘i want you to firmly grasp it’ with this picture

No. 2044313

>>2044156
Personally, I would prefer aluminum or glass. Although the glass is heavier, it won't turn into microplastics that burrow their was into our brains. It sucks that even with aluminum cans, you're still drinking plastic because they're coated with plastic.

No. 2044366

File: 1718053515142.gif (390.69 KB, 220x309, IMG_1214.gif)

just made probably the most delicious box white mac and cheese added some additional cheese with this chunks of grilled chicken that tastes insanely seasoned and i got more sweets to eat. i love eating like a fatty

No. 2044373

>>2044366
Sounds fire nonna, what cheeses did you add?

No. 2044381

>>2044373
it’s this organic “Italian” pizza blend shredded cheese from the supermarket with a bunch of cheeses in it mainly low fat mozz and asiago i think and a little bit of sharp cheddar so it doesn’t taste too bland

No. 2044461

I'm at the airport and in line for food while people watching, and genuinely, why is every woman so beautiful? I would marry every one of them.

No. 2044588

eating cake wyd nonnies

No. 2044592

>>2044588
Wish I was eating cake

No. 2044599

>>2044588
looking up sewing guides. what kind of cake are you eating?

No. 2044622

>>2044599
dark chocolate pound cake it’s frosted too sorry i’m fat

No. 2044624

>>2044622
that sounds like fucking heaven nonna, i'm with >>2044592. pound cake is so freaking good!

No. 2044631

>>2044624
yess I love baking stuff like pound cake and coffee cake so much, so therapeutic and such a big reward when you’re done kekk

No. 2044645

File: 1718072566903.gif (3.67 MB, 480x270, 5c7ff35d6bbf16f6035d14c0468fc0…)

>>2044588
Listening to music and doing my nails. I'm removing my press ons and doing nail extensions. I need to take a food break though

No. 2044648

>>2044588
Studying about autism, playing a shitty gacha game and stressing over some spreadsheets I have to fill tomorrow.

No. 2044649

File: 1718072710675.png (216.77 KB, 860x784, resippybechdel.png)

>>2044631
you know what you must do sweet nonny

No. 2044651

Sabrina Carpenter music video "Please please please" is so pretty I love it

No. 2044688

>>2044651
Well maybe if the you-know-what wasn't in it…(even when censored you're still mentioning them)

No. 2044706

>>2044688
Why are you guys so desperate to talk about them literally all the time.(This post does not pass the Bechdel test)

No. 2044709

>>2044706
not me, I just want nonna's dark chocolate pound cake recipe

No. 2045597

Bought a pack of nectarines, only to open them to find not a single one is ripe and they all taste awful. Even at expensive, fancy grocery stores the quality of fruit has declined horribly in the last five years.

No. 2045605

She looked so troubled when I mentioned I felt like shaving my head

No. 2045609

sometimes, i don't know if we're really in control of our own lives, or our subconscious is, or if we're just reacting to what's around us. e.g. subconscious self sabotage

No. 2045610

>>2045597
it's kinda early for nectarines isn't it?

No. 2045613

>>2045610
It is, but surely a business cares about repeat customers and wouldn't purposely sell inferior products just to make more money, right?

No. 2045617

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No. 2045677

what are your plans for the summer nonitas? i’mm gonna try to get rich and create an empire what y’all doing?

No. 2045704

>>2045677
I want to get more muscular so I'm trying to eat more and work out more.

No. 2045705

>>2045677
Some autistic artsy personal projects I planned for so long and never did, work out a bit, make myself some delicious food, and wait for an internship I applied to.

No. 2045718

>>2045677
Work on my little personal project I started, learn some new creative skills, work out, and job hunt.

No. 2045725

>>2045677
I'll die on elden ring instead of studying to get the chance to enroll into a good public university. My life is in shambles, I am almost giving up of this whole becoming a normal and productive member of society thing.

No. 2045749

File: 1718154211822.jpg (Spoiler Image,131.08 KB, 960x1440, toe.jpg)

I saw this earlier and the word "toebesity" just keeps playing over and over in my head

No. 2045773

>>2045749
I hate this

No. 2045827

I went to the self check-out at the grocery store today. When I was done scanning all my items, I placed my backpack on the counter to take out my wallet. But somehow it triggered the security on the machine because it senses a discrepancy in weight or something (this shit always happens to me whenever I use self check out). So I had to wait for the attendant to come to finish paying. There were a lot of people there so it was a some mins before they could check on my order so I just started bagging my groceries. Then the attendant who was working there finally went over to my station and confirmed I wasn't shoplifting or anything. But then she scolded me because "I was supposed to pay first before bagging my groceries" and that "I wasn't supposed to do that". Bitch, if you had come sooner I would have paid by now! Besides, I see so many customers there putting groceries away before they pay. Fuck these guys. These grocery corpos will wring out any dollar from you. Next time I'm just gonna shoplift.

No. 2045830

why did the mods delete the binary code stuff wtf. 0101010101, translation: fuck you mods(take it to /meta/)

No. 2045851

>>2045830
They broke the thread rules lol

No. 2045858

>>2045830
How retarded are you? It wasn't deleted. The post is still there, and it got banned because it broke thread rules.

No. 2045870

>>2045851
yeah ik but they were cute they should have kept them up
>>2045858
shut up crabby, there were more

No. 2045998

It's really hard to focus on the new Everglow stages when they look so unrecognisable. What happened to Onda and Yiren(no kpop)

No. 2046081

>>2045773
You're probably toebese.

No. 2046174

someone needs to take away my fucking credit card, I'm about to order a new madoka figurine…

No. 2046176

>>2045749
kekkkk what in the mental illness
reminds me of this vid

No. 2046278

>>2045749
I'm already repulsed by feet, this almost made me gag irl for real.

No. 2047006

Out of desperation I had to buy disposable pads, so I grabbed Honey Pot ones because my pussy is allergic to most things found in the bleached pads. Except now Honey Pot adds mint to their pads and at first I was like haha neat, but now it's day four and I hate it. I do not want my pussy to be numb yet cold and tingling.

No. 2047070

>>2047006
>mint
What the fuck???

No. 2047702

>>2047070
I know right?! Luckily it wears off after an hour out of the packaging.

No. 2047767

>>2047006
>honey pot
yeah never buy from them again, their products are known to cause problems

No. 2047824

I got one of those fake USPS text messages where they try to get you to click a link, and it made me wonder how there are people who actually fall for shit like that. You can tell it was written by someone who doesn't speak English natively "USPS wishes you good luck every day", why would a company write that?

No. 2047835

>>2047767
I hate them because they won't use the word woman, but still, out of all the available pads in the store, I'll pick them over the others.

No. 2047843

>>2047824
whoa I got that one the other day too. tbh since I'm actually waiting on a missing package right now, I almost fell for it before noticing the bad english and sketchy phone number. These scams target older, tech-illiterate people who wouldn't notice those details.

No. 2047918

I don’t know the specific name for the kind of hairstyle I’m talking about, but I love when black women have big bouncy hair. Like so big it can kind of fall over their eyes. I know it’s such an impractical look to have your hair literally obscuring your vision but I’m obsessed with it. I see so many black cosplayers doing this with their really over the top fantasy looks sometimes and I really can’t properly put into words how much I love it

No. 2048215

I'm signing up for something I am absolutely not qualified for but it's free to sign up and on the off chance I win I might get some money back

No. 2048678

File: 1718353004235.png (2.01 MB, 1420x1280, 1718331534204.png)

I love this drawing it's so based

No. 2048702

>>2048678
i want to smoke with them so bad

No. 2048714

One of the most retarded things ever is when you have long hair and accidentally swallow a strand and it's stuck in your throat for DAYS AND DAYS no matter how much you swallow, vomit, drink, gargle, brush, etc. Bitch get out of there!!!!!

No. 2048818

>>2048714
I often want to shave my head bald, like when I'm stressed, tiny strands of hair, wet spots on my clothes, and dry bits of skin make me go bananas, I just get so fussy.
Can you imagine how relaxing life would be as a majestic bald bitch?

No. 2049167

>>2048818
It gets cold easily

No. 2049173

>>2048678
new phone wallpaper
>>2048702
asuka would try to act like she isn't high af

No. 2049190

File: 1718399403883.png (761.84 KB, 1221x1365, Skins - Pandora - E4-com.png)

I miss when tv shows had fake character blogs

No. 2049195

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No. 2049524

so what are we doing nonnas

No. 2049580

why is it so dead where is everyone

No. 2049585

>>2045749
Who gets toe dysmorphia?

No. 2049590

File: 1718427195343.jpeg (15.25 KB, 275x275, pooooot.jpeg)

me after i get home from chipotle

No. 2049591

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No. 2049594

>>2049524
eating pizza

No. 2049611

>>2049590
Absolutely disgusting image

No. 2049614

>>2049590
as disgusting as this is the artist did a good job conveying the expression of the car getting horny from farting. The lights being on is a nice touch.

No. 2049625

>>2045749
I hate toes

No. 2049718

Having one of those moments where I remembered a random internet personality, searched them just to see that they've disappeared from the Internet. I remember loving vidrels videos (a long with other makeup YouTubers like Jacki Aina, Irisbeilin) during the PEAK of beauty YouTube. She's in the makeup production industry so she had a more informative and genuine approach that I used to really enjoy. She hasn't posted anything in 2 years, I hope she's doing well. These years were a time to be alive.

No. 2049750

>>2049718
I loved how she trashed Morphe at a time where every beauty guru was shilling them to get a paycheck. She didn't play a character, just no nonsense in-depth reviews with a real professional point of view. Her liquid lipstick series was amazing, I don't know any youtuber who put as much effort as her to review a beauty product, she didn't miss any angle. One of the most helpful thing she did was compare different brands' formulas, highlighting which ingredients were the same - oftentimes, there were two or more formulas with the exact same ingredients except one or two.

Unfortunately I think she had health issues and then started working with a makeup brand (think she was in skincare when she did reviews)which meant she couldn't do videos anymore. I wish her well and thank her for her integrity.

No. 2050261

where is everyone

No. 2050272

>>2050261
sweating my boobs off in a heat wave wbu nonny?

No. 2050291

Buying second-hand really opened my eyes. Everything is so expensive and poorly made now. It’s become a hobby, learning about design and how clothes or furniture are made, so I can easily spot what is high-quality. It makes me so happy—I used to spend the same amount of money on objects I didn’t even like that much or that would look terrible after just one year. My friends always compliment me on what I own, and I’ve truly created a home and wardrobe that I love. Years ago, I would have bought rugs from IKEA or something similar and cheap. Now I own two beautiful silk rugs. Seeing them and walking on them is amazing—they’re beautiful and soft, and I’ll keep them for years. And they were so cheap; I could never buy those new.

No. 2050306

I just found out I have a tongue tie and that it's probably the reason I'm nowhere near as attractive as my parents. I always thought my looks had potential but something was "misaligned." My side profile somewhat resembles lady gaga before surgery, but my jaw is actually strong and my skull is perfect. Its my fucking tongue posture that ruined my good genetics. I jokingly asked my parents to show me their tongues and they don't have the "tie" under their tongues. Its just me.
>feelsbadman.jpeg

No. 2050308

>>2050272
smoking a joint in the rain wow yin and yang

No. 2050334

I’m thinking about the summer I worked in fast food as a kid and how much fun my dumb ass had. It was great.

No. 2050635

I washed and prepped everything I bought from the farmers market today and also canned some chutney. I feel like a pioneer woman.

No. 2050748

File: 1718500098416.png (1.02 MB, 1080x1080, Tongue-and-lip-ties.png)

>>2050306
Wow, I had no idea this wasn't normal. I guess this is why I had jacked up teeth and my sibling had a speech impediment and buck teeth. You would think a dentist would have said something.

No. 2050768

>>2050748
Oh wow I have the same thing. My mom mentioned it offhandedly that there was something wrong with my tongue but didn’t remember what. I also didn’t think this was abnormal.

No. 2050783

>>2050306
My parents had my tongue cut before I started Kindergarten, apparently they had to look a long ways to find a doctor to do it and it was difficult for me to go through but it was worth it.

No. 2051203

I'm so fucking bored right now

No. 2051207

>>2050748
Right?? And I'm not some hick, I've been to multiple good dentists. I was breastfed with no problems so parents probably never asked them to check for it. I thought everyone had it until yesterday.

No. 2051211

File: 1718535082335.jpg (181.83 KB, 1280x1008, fiona apple 1999.jpg)

>>2051203
Same. I think i'll go for a walk maybe, i feel lethargic.

No. 2051212

>>2050748
Every fucking body in the world has this unless it was cut, it's only a problem/anomaly if it's too short and it affects a a baby's ability to be fed/learn to speak. But everybody has this when they are born

No. 2051218

>>2050748
everyone has this. the one in the upper left looks a little abnormal though.

No. 2051234

I love how the American and British threads are called Amerifag and Britbong respectively, it's funny and heartwarming.

No. 2051239

Before really spending time in /ot/ the way I conducted myself online was very 4chan ish with the same cadence on my written posts. But now I feel way girlier when I type. I thought only twitterfags did this, I've never had twitter. Does anyone know what I'm talking about?

No. 2051261

>>2051239
Hm, not really. Did you start using different lingo or something?

No. 2051278

>>2051239
I think for me it’s being more relaxed because I know I’m (mostly) among allies and friendly nonnas in general on LC. I know there’s a certain level of integration required but I also like that a lot of nonnas talk with their whole personality in posts even in the cow boards, it makes me smile even when I see shit takes kek

No. 2051287

I bought new tablet pen batteries and it finally works after so many months I am so happy

No. 2051319

I feel like the sun wants to murder me and it's not even that hot outside.

No. 2051345

I counted the amout of manga I bought but haven't read yet and I'm not proud. I got some of them over two years ago, telling myself I'll be getting to them soon enough.

No. 2051347

File: 1718549345241.gif (1.08 MB, 220x206, IMG_1262.gif)

Eating soup with dumplings is elite

No. 2051485

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I noticed that ever since I've been standing with my legs straight instead of overbending them backwards like I'd naturally do, I've been feeling faint a lot less, so if this is a probem you have a lot, try that.

No. 2051486

>>2051345
Surely you don't love your job so much that you'd work for free. Because if you don't read, you basically worked for nothing except to buy something that you will never use.

No. 2051490

File: 1718559890299.png (180.67 KB, 1823x423, ot-This-thread-passes-the-Bech…)

>>2051485
nooo why'd you delete the other post it looked cool

No. 2051495

>>2051490
I was worried I'd get some subtype of emojiban, and it was only acidental, anyways.

No. 2051533

>>2051490
a e s t h e t i c bent knees

No. 2051565

File: 1718564292056.jpg (66.24 KB, 1280x720, a6bf71aa44842892de640e26197253…)

Has it ever dawned on you how your lolcow posts will probably outlive you since threads last forever and do not disappear? That is unless people nuke this website, but I'm guessing a lot of threads might be archived on the internet archived at this point. At least I remember an anon doing that when lolcow was going to shut down

No. 2051589

>>2051565
I feel like more websites have disappeared along with the words on them than there have been dead people immortalized on old sites.

No. 2051641

I’m so bored and this site is slow and the only retards available to talk to just like arguing as a sport about useless shit. You’re literally wasting your life because you want to one-up some strange woman on the internet, why not waste your time doing other fun stuff on here? Just autosage that god awful thread already

No. 2051645

>>2051589
Ntayrt but this is way too depressing and absolutely true. Delet

No. 2051669

>>2051565
yep, all my retarded unfunny comebacks will be here for my grandkids to laugh at when i’m 90. exciting isn’t it!

No. 2051679

>>2051565
No way. Things exist for forever on the internet, but I have seen so much lost. Files decay and people stop paying for a website.

No. 2051700

>>2051641
same. i tried posting interesting/funny things multiple times here but it's like posting into a big empty void cause no one responded or cared, so i got bored and gave up kek

No. 2051708

Every so often I send my current favorite fanfic author love letters (in the form of Tumblr asks), I hope it motivates her a lot. Finding decent fanfics is easy, but reading really good writers who's work really resonates with you (even if some of the kinks that she writes about isn't necessarily my thing) is like finding a diamond.

No. 2051719

File: 1718570376383.gif (1.63 MB, 220x266, 08.gif)

>>2051679
>Things exist for forever on the internet
not quizilla. not yahoo answers. not blingee. and they were all intentionally shut down rather than the owners forgetting to pay.

No. 2051743

>>2051719
But there are so many screenshots of those things. So individual things do seem to last forever, but like I said, ultimately everything falls.

No. 2051746

>>2051700
sameee, and then it crushes you watching other people respond to others around your post kekkk

No. 2051759

>>2051746
>>2051700
you both need mental help if you're getting torn up over that in any way

No. 2051767

>>2051759
??? idg how you interpreted that as "torn up" (I'm the second anon). i was simply agreeing with >>2051641

No. 2051774

>>2051759
anon it’s hyperbolic nobody is getting “torn up” it just feels sucky kek

No. 2051781

i’m only 22 i shouldn’t be having old woman problems. why the fuck is my vagina dry all because i ate too much chocolate? why is this happening to me??

No. 2051783

>>2051767
I assume you were exaggerating to a certain degree as was I but I legitimately think you shouldn't even feel a slight sting at that sort of thing and if you do you need to fix that.

No. 2051790

File: 1718574230027.jpg (34.44 KB, 640x640, a434c08.jpg)

>>2051783
>I legitimately think you shouldn't even feel a slight sting at that sort of thing and if you do you need to fix that.
but i don't..? i felt nothing typing all of that up. but now i feel esl kek maybe i worded it weirdly

No. 2051814

File: 1718575488074.png (24.29 KB, 368x202, autism intensifies.png)

>>2051790
now I'm confuse. I looked back and I misunderstood when you said you were the second anon. I thought you meant >>2051746 because they replied after you but did you actually mean second as in the second link? (picrel)

No. 2051843

>>2051700
I've tried to have fun on here but the mods are no fun allowed, so much so that I know I'm risking a ban more than anything else if I do.

No. 2051857

>>2051843
Same all the way

No. 2051860

>>2051641
Agreed, and then they're like MUH PERFECT HOSTILE LOLCOW LOL!!!

No. 2051884

Went to the best boba in town and got a honeydew milk tea. Amazing. Like drinking candy. I also got egg rolls, which were okay, but too meat heavy.

No. 2051915

>>2051884
That sounds awesome I am salivating

No. 2052002

>>2051884
This post reminds me of how I went to the only dim sum place in my town last month and they had some honeydew drink that was pure perfection, it was sweet and refreshing with small chunks of fruit in it god I miss it so bad… I'm out of town until next year and I haven't found anything here that replicates it…

No. 2052783

I typed a response to a post in the unpopular opinions and I got so tired I just deleted it all kek. I’m so tired of explaining and arguing with people so much that I’m developing a sense of apathy for most things, it’s not worth the time I rather do frivolous fun shit

No. 2052788

>>2052783
You are learning.

No. 2052800

>>2052783
Isn't the point of unpopular opinions to post controversial opinions without people losing their minds? I'm so sorry but I don't see why people would start debating in that thread

No. 2052807

>>2052800
That was the intended purpose but then it just becomes debate central. It’s fun for awhile and then it gets exhausting when the same topics keep popping up over and over again. I couldn’t stand the reoccurrence of that tradfag anon who was offended that not every woman aspires to be a mother but I think it was some moid trying to do his failed attempt on reverse psychology or shaming

No. 2052809

>>2052800
More like dey-baiting

No. 2052941

>>2051287
Have you drawn anything with your new pen yet?

No. 2052944

>>2051490
her post is like her knees, hyperextended

No. 2052945

I find the idea of the arctic really scary. It's so lonely, nothing to distract you from your own consciousness, the emptiness of it all. It's insane how planes fly over it too, I guess the idea that everything is so far off and desolate up there is scary too, no civilisation for miles, just rock and and ice and death, the indifference of the universe, as the cap of the earth grazes the skin of space. I wonder why the inuits went there. Maybe they saw a beauty in it that I don't yet understand. And I do wonder if humans will ever live up there, and having been made comfortable due to technology, just like people can live in the sweltering middle east these days too. Like if it ever becomes warm enough, and land in temperate climates is just too much, I do wonder if they will live there, just like living underground, although building up is probably cheaper. Yeah, one part of me wants to go there, the other is terrified.

No. 2052977

>>2052945
nah its peaceful youd be fine

No. 2053629

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me when I'm on my period and there's no chocolate milk in my fridge

No. 2053639

If I were pregnant I’d give birth inside a Starbucks for a lifetime supply of iced caramel lattes

No. 2053644

>>2053639
What does this mean, is starbucks forced by law to supply your addiction if you give birth there

No. 2053646


No. 2053657

why cant i emote when i talk? i sound like a sped. you nonnies would bully me so badly if you found my crappy youtube channel.

No. 2053695

>>2053657
post it

No. 2053712

>>2053695
i would get boolied for being an angry reviewer clone in 2024

No. 2054264

I love having medium sized boobs. I get to look like I have big titties and still lay on my stomach in bed like I have none.

No. 2054267

>>2054264
Hell yeah

No. 2054370

>>2053644
It's based on the fact that sometimes when you give birth in weird places, like on an airplane or in Six Flags, the company then gives the mom or the baby free entrance or flights for life. But they're not legally obligated to do so.

No. 2054374

>>2053657
I emote constantly to my patients, I think it's fun and different to talk with your hands. Sometimes people who haven't seen women talk with their hands will only stare at my hands the entire appointment.

No. 2054508

I found the other part of my sewing machine that I'd lost a year ago, so I brought out my sewing machine and tried using it.
It sucks, this is the second time ever I've tried using a machine and I am so bad at it. I know keeping at it will be worth it, but I just want to go back to hand sewing because I'm so much better and more precise at it. But the machine results are so terrible and I keep using gratuitous amounts of thread as I get the tension wrong and it snarls up.

No. 2054553

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Absolutely no offense to Shelley Duval, but she does look like a gazelle that a witch turned into a human. Great actress though.

No. 2054586

>>2054553
i love shelley but her fans kind of freak me out…im gonna try to find this thread i saw the other day of a fan who was claiming to have a personal relationship with her and was still writing tweets about her and it just felt weird lol

No. 2054594

>>2054553
That's a compliment for as far as I see it. Not familiar with her but she looks striking, very cool.

No. 2054607

>>2054553
I find her beautiful and I agree

No. 2054642

>>2054553
You say that like it's a bad thing??

No. 2054662

>>2054642
Not at all. I love her, but I also think it's true.

No. 2054688

I want to suck a big fat dick right now. I’m ovulating(dicks do not pass the bechdel test)

No. 2054698

I once heard someone say something like "your body smells should not be that crucial!" to another person, basically trying to say that they stink really bad. They totally used "crucial" wrong but it sounded so right somehow. Ever since then at least once a day I have a sentence in my head that uses crucial to mean bad. In conversation I have to actively stop myself from saying crucial and it always takes me a second to find a different word. Sometimes I get the urge to say "kek" in conversation too lol.

No. 2054728

>>2054698
That sentence sounds more like someone trying to hype up someone who stinks no matter how many showers they take.

No. 2055234

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On a fucking cocktail of drugs right now (melatonin gummies, chocolate laxative, 1 aspirin, Flintstone gummy vitamins)

No. 2055236

>>2055234
KEK you're a wild one

No. 2055527

>>2055234
I took 10mg of klonopin and 40 mg of propranololololol I hope it makes my brain go blank

No. 2055559

>>2055527
Took another 20mg of propranolololol feelin dazed in my land of confusion I shall slumber peacefully I hope in an hour or two took my klonopin an hour ish ago I usually reach peak concentration after two hours (don’t worry nonnas I’m smoking like 3 king sized joints of roach dope I’m gonna be okay my heart won’t stop I’m not anachan I’m leveling my blood pressure and not mixing alcohol) fml.

Do any NYC nonnies wanna meet up with me when I’m there in a week or two that would be so fucking dope. I’m trying to quit the benzos mostly I just wanna go back to my 1mg at night. I wanna go get a drink or a coffee with a nonnie. Should I post in friend finder thread? Idk how long I’ll be in the city maybe for a while but I should have money to treat a nonnie to a coffee or lunch or something that would be nice and cute

No. 2055567

>>2055559
Luna you just got out of the hospital calm down

No. 2055592

>>2055567
I’m so embarrassed to be compared to that crackhead junkie I think this counts as an intervention

No. 2055634

I think buying shein is fine if you're just trying to find out your style. You can always return whatever didn't fit you.

No. 2055903

I absolutely love my little cat. She's 19 now and I've had her since I was a kid. Picked her out of her litter, she was a teeny tiny runt but I loved her immediately and still do. She spends most of her time snoozing on me and purrs every time she's fed. I love her so much.

No. 2056143

Decluttering your bad purchases is legit hard

No. 2056145

Just tryna fill up this thread now

No. 2056146

Idk lol

No. 2056147

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No. 2056154

the last post belongs to me

No. 2061040

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>>2051719
DON'T CRY KITTY

No. 2061047

>>2053657
>>2053712
Do you by any chance review movie franchises?



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