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No. 2025758

ITT: share uneventful, mundane, or just downright ordinary events that have recently happened in your life.

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No. 2025778

I went to Popeyes for their Monday special (3 pieces of chicken) and the worker said he would give me an extra piece for free. It was a good day today.

No. 2025781

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I got a yooperite and blacklight and I can't stop staring at it shit's so cash

No. 2025790

>>2025778
Did he have a thing for you

No. 2025793

>>2025790
No he seemed gay (homosexual) so I think he was just being friendly or maybe I exude a hungry aura.

No. 2025816

>leave lolcor for 5-ish hours
>have thread tabs open to lurk in when I get back
>get back, check tabs
>unpopular opinions thread has jumped by 450 posts
Bedtime reading, nice.
>>2025781
Those are so cool! What's your yooperite like nonna?

No. 2025842

I love Rango so much, it's a shame there isnt any other movie like it. I genuinely cant stand 3D movies, except for this one. I am going to rewatch it again, and do some fanart the designs are insanely good.

No. 2025844

>>2025790
nta but when i worked at mcdonalds i would make people's mcflurries super heavy because i felt like it.

No. 2025866

>>2025844
God I need you now more than ever nona

No. 2025868

>>2025844
You were the real hero all along

No. 2026016

>>2025844
So you felt like fattening up people… hmm…

No. 2026307

I’m eating triple the portion of spaghetti for breakfast and I regret nothing bitchess

No. 2026335

>>2025844
braver than uny us marine

No. 2026358

I am sick… With bronchitis, I think. Muscle aches, sore throat, headache, annoying cough with itchy throat.. Lost my voice. I'm sure my neighbors loved hearing the hoarse yelp I let out while I was watering my flowers this morning, like 4 big cockroaches surprised me. I hate bugs, I can't help it. Now I'm gonna lay in bed and read my favorite scary book. I hope I fall asleep soon.

No. 2026395

>>2026358
Get well soon, anon. What's the book?

No. 2026413

>>2026395
Thanks sweet anon. It's The Exorcist. I cannot handle the movie but I love the book.

No. 2026424

I made isntant ramen but my dumd adhd brain made me take it out before it was fully cooked so now it feels like plastic

No. 2026425

I will work from home for the first time in 3 months tomorrow, I'm so excited I can finally slack off properly instead of wait for something to happen in the office for 9h in a row now that I completed most of my tasks.

No. 2026432

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Wishing to have a friendship like this again

No. 2026437

>>2026432
Sameeee

No. 2026472

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I found out about human design concept and I can’t go back, it’s so accurate just like my birth chart. I dig some new age stuff like this

No. 2026483

My father made a discord account. He has no idea what he’s getting himself into.

No. 2026485

>>2026483
Your dad is getting groomed, sorry anon.

No. 2026513

My right eyelid keeps twitching for the past 2 days

No. 2026541

I don't like how well crystals work for me. It's unscientific and there's no proof. But every single time I do a joke spell with crystals as a demonstration to sell rocks/mushrooms at my stand, it comes 100% true. It has to be a statistically anomaly, like getting nothing but heads on a hundred coin flips, but it still makes me mad that it keeps happening with such success.

No. 2026544

I read the word "unalive" in a horror novella, it was used as the opposite of "undead" but I still got some whiplash seeing it outside of tiktok lingo.

>>2026513
That's because you lack some sleep.

No. 2026684

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the bush outside my office is infested with tent caterpillars but they're so cute and fuzzy. i love watching them nibble at the leaves and their tiny little legs moving. they look like they have little tiny socks on

No. 2026758

I spend a hour fixing a PlayStation 4 slim I bought second-hand for only 83. I finally can play games with cds! Because the guy left a top 40 cd in it, with a white piece I removed it (not sure why the ps4 has it) kek but I am so proud of myself! I can now play the game I bought today.

No. 2026762

>>2026684
i wish there were more opportunities for me to encounter caterpillars this sounds so cute

No. 2026777

>>2026684
yoooo these used to be everywhere when I was a kid, me and my neighbor would collect them and put them in a caterpillar circus/obstacle course when we were around 6-7

No. 2026824

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I love this image and how universal it is for husbandofags. Also I fucking love keychains

No. 2026825

i wanna go on my computer so bad but my laptop charger just died and im waiting for the new one

No. 2026835

Ughhh I want to play jack jeanne so badly but i have to prep for an interview tonight

No. 2026876

Is it really weird if I just want to observe a moid? I was hanging out with my friend and we were talking about what we would do if we were to meet some actors we kind-of like, and I told her that I would just observe one of them like how you observe a plant or an animal that you need to diagnose with something.

No. 2026878

>>2026835
Me too, nonna, I want to draw but I also have an interview tomorrow, good luck!

No. 2026881

There's a lot of bunny rabbits around where I live and I love seeing them hopping around when I'm on a walk. I love them and I saw 3 during my hour walk today. Sometimes I wish I could speak their language so I could instruct them on how to avoid coyotes, but alas the great Tower of Babel lay in ruin.

No. 2026888

The idea of a wine tasting is sounding like more and more fun to me, I keep seeing it on tv for some reason. Wish it wasn't such a ripoff because it's pretty much pretending to be sophisticated while getting piss drunk, sounds great to me.

No. 2026927

>>2026888
There's usually coupons if you check groupon. Or, if you call your city's visiting center, they'll tell you who is the cheapest and let you know if anyone is running sales.

No. 2026989

>>2026927
Thanks nonnie!

No. 2026998

>>2026881
I think I saw bunnies playing chase with each other! They’re incredibly fast. I can’t imagine living somewhere where coyotes are nearby though, I’d be a little scared.
Do you think bunnies would wear their ears up in a bun if they were exercising? Imagine it anon!

No. 2027055

I feel weird whenever someone calls me "pretty" or "cute"

No. 2027062

I've never played WoW and no nothing about the game, but I'm gonna play the free trial and see how I feel about it.

No. 2027127

I read and watch so much medical content that I'm ruining the fun of "mystery diagnosis" shows. I turned on this random one on tonight and 5 minutes in I correctly diagnosed the mystery condition as Steven-Johnson syndrome.

No. 2027148

I'm going to go pluck half of my eyebrows out 10 minutes before bed

No. 2027168

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I just can't imagine the alternate reality Asians live in where this is a symbol of peace lol

No. 2027171

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>>2027168
they should kiss

No. 2027176

>>2027171
Wtf is that bowl cut

No. 2027180

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I wanted to read a new webtoon that seems to have a noble lady x servant romance but there's no online spoilers so I fear it'll just be the korean wuthering heights where notHeathcliff is a secret noble who comes back to make notCathy suffer and I just want an actual servant noble romance, just let the dude actually earn a merchant wealth or a knight title, not this divine birth crap…

No. 2027234

I just made a personal website on Carrd. I pretend this is 2003~2004 and it’s the only social media I got on the internet. People can sign my guestbook. It’s fun.

No. 2027237

Lifehack: cut open a dinner roll and dump beef ravioli on it, it's like a meatball sub but ten times cheaper and ten times worse.

No. 2027241

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Today I went on a date with a moid who tried to neg me by telling me that I look fatter irl than in my pictures. I told him that he looks balder irl than in his pictures and he got mad and called me a ""gold digger"" kek

What absolute scrote logic. Why would I take his money when he needs every penny to save up for minoxidil and/or a hair transplant. Modern men truly cannot take what they dish out. This is why I choose (gummy) bears over men.

No. 2027253

>>2027241
Kek nona I’m glad you strike back

No. 2027439

Couple of friends are coming over early next week to help me put up some shelves so I promised them dinner and dessert as a thank you. Idk what I'm more excited about, FINALLY getting those shelves up or my dinner plans (lasagna with a nice salad and then an ice cream buffet because it's hot and I couldn't make up my mind).

No. 2027526

It is slow as shit. Wake uppppp

No. 2027527

my roommate's cat keeps meowing through the cat gate and I desperately want to let her out to chill while I work, but I don't want to be a cat wrangler and a referee for cat fights right now

No. 2027533

>>2027241
Based nonny

No. 2027543

Its cold.

No. 2027546

>>2027543
When my hands are cold I put them under my boobs. When my feet are cold I cross my legs and tuck my feet under into the back of my knees/thighs. Get a blanket and some tea.

No. 2027552

>>2027546
I am warm now nonnie thank you.

No. 2027712

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I keep drinking McDonald's frappes, shakes and mcflurry's even though my stomach can't handle it. I'm sipping on a vanilla shake right now and suffering through the pain.

No. 2027717

the more i look into hairstyles to try the more i realize how everything is really dependent on your face…of course a messy ponytail looks chic and fashionable when the woman wearing it is gorgeous. should i kill myself

No. 2027834

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Me pirating tons of 3DS and Vita games and then not playing any of them because of choice paralysis

No. 2027835

>>2027834
Diabolik Lovers

No. 2027860

>>2027717
no, go out there and make men kill themselves for being ugly.

No. 2027876

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I just watched some historical stuff about WW1 soldiers and other personnel and KEK the absolute stacy in 03:53
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zs_771bxNrs
>(Soldier in the trenches:) I've written a final letter to Miss Familar, giving her a piece of my mind
>After I sent the letter I received a very simple new years card from her
>I guess you don't go to war without it costing you somethin'
kekkk

No. 2027880

>>2027835
I already finished that one last year maybe I should replay it kek

No. 2027887

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im trying to look at male edtwt fuckspo but my parents wont leave me fuckin room

No. 2027890

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>>2027887
GET OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUTTT

No. 2027896

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i don’t have anything else to say, just look at my cute sim

No. 2027904

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>>2027890
painfully virgin question but do women in porn, even the softcore kind have this pained expression(retard)

No. 2027907

>>2027896
Bitch is damn near walleyed and has a big man chin + jaw combo. It's like the dude who played Dandy Mott in AHS if he was a crossdresser.

No. 2027914

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>>2027890
this nigga still here??

No. 2027934

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>>2027914
LEAVE LEAVE LEAVE LEAVE LEAVE LEAVE(spam)

No. 2027946

>>2027907
>big man chin
>big jaw
It’s literally a sim so I don’t think their proportions have to be realistic kek

No. 2028003

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it's my last day of vacation how am i supposed to relaxmaxx in the next ten hours when i'm too busy stressing about work

No. 2028012

In the manga I'm reading, LI-kun accidentally walked in (or out? She was bathing in a lake) on MC-chan, and I'm way more delighted about the fact that she got U U boobs instead of O O boobs than I should be.

No. 2028114

For weeks I've been having a problem with gnats in my bedroom. Not sure why they're here but they're so fucking annoying, and it's like no matter how many I kill there's more. I'm gonna try to get rid of them though. First step is to get rid of the plant in my room that's dried up, then I'm gonna get a humidifier with scents that repel gnats. The only food I ever keep in my room is a cup that I drink water out of, I'll get a tumbler so it'll be closed.

No. 2028116

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>>2028114
Samefag, I'm gonna try to get one of these things too because those traps made of water, vinegar and soap never work.

No. 2028154

Burnt my hand with my straightener fuck me.
>>2028114
Catch one and call her Gnatalie.
>>2028003
I feel you nonna, hope you can relax a bit today.

No. 2028171

>>2028154
thank you my beautiful nonny i'm cleaning my apartment and going to draw a bit later to relax. did you put cold water on your burn? i hope you have some polysporin and hopefully it's not a deep burn and it heals quick.

No. 2028193

>>2028012
Is it kanojo okarishimasu? Thats the only manga i recall having a female lead with U U boobs

No. 2028197

>>2028193
>>2028012
Googled the manga and I don't see it? They look as perky as ever

No. 2028205

Going for a 3 day trip in a town in the Netherlands next october and I had to splurge on an expensive hotel room because the prices were insane, even fucking London was cheaper than that. Zero option for solo travelers as well (aside from like 2 hostels but with mixed dormitories so lol no), why does society hate us volcels so much?

No. 2028217

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>>2028205
>why does society hate us volcels
because we don't make them enough money compared to couples or people with kids.

No. 2028240

>>2028197
I dont read the manga myself but I remember people posting pics of her boobs before and iirc they were pretty U for an anime girl. There’s also that call of the night girl but I cant remember if moids were mad about her flat ass or U boobs. I just recall this stuff from other people posting about it since I tend to avoid those type of manga

No. 2028341

I make youtube videos about random bullshit and there is always a polish guy who leaves smug comments in polish about how poland did it better. I have no idea if its mento illness or if all polish moids are like this.

No. 2028348

Sick sucks, so I'm going to go outside and hopefully get far enough out of the city to get some real fresh air.

No. 2028411


No. 2028445

>>2028205
Netherlands is always expensive and the accomodations are shit.

No. 2028465

kek, out of nowhere I remembered moviestarplanet and I tried logging into my old account and now I'm playing it. ahh memories

No. 2028705

I'm waiting for my eggs to finish boiling so I can start another league game, so I'm doing some online shopping in the meantime. I've been needing to buy some important things for a while but I get overwhelmed when I need to buy a lot.

No. 2028721

my 62 year old male boss stopped me this morning and told me "you were in my dream" and I was bracing myself for something really questionable, but he just said
>"you and I were in a barn with a miniature entrance staring at a cow. I just kept thinking, 'how'd they get the cow in here?' Then the dream ended."

No. 2028723

>>2028721
Your farmer aura is so strong it has people dreaming about cows

No. 2028740

>>2028721
Your boss travelled to another universe and in that universe, you and him were on the farms.

No. 2028746

>>2028721
He knows.

No. 2028750

>>2028746
He burns a hole over her shoulder when she's on that web browser

No. 2028760

trying to break the habit of biting my cuticles by putting bandaid around the tips of all my fingers, and that makes it really hard to use my phone

No. 2028769

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>>2028760
buy one of those touch screen pens

No. 2028774

Im currently trying to get a full refund on something that I bought, but the Indian support people are so fucking rude and keep ending the chats early. And also lying and saying I already received an email about my issue, which I absolutely didn't. Ugh. I give the fuck up.

No. 2028782

It took me 20 minutes to sleep last night

No. 2028783

>>2028782
It takes me an hour or more

No. 2028790

>>2028783
lol sucks to suck, i'm out in under 5 minutes every time

No. 2028796

>>2028790
Do you have any special trick?

No. 2028797

>>2028445
Yeah I was so surprised to see that, the rooms were expensive but they looked very mediocre, and it wasn't even in a tourist place.

No. 2028800

>>2028790
5 minutes? I'm 4.

No. 2028807

just took pills i'm supposed to drink before sleep and pills i'm supposed to drink in the morning (normal doses, i'm not trying to kill myself or anything) so my body is about to take screenshot i'll just fall asleep most likely

No. 2028884

I feel really nice right now, I have a nice gentle fuzzy high. Perfect for enjoying dumb adult swim cartoons. I just feel pretty good tonight. I had a good day, and I ate healthy and exercised. My cats were really cute and sweet today too.

No. 2028891

>>2028205
>>2028797
>surprised
It's an overpopulated country where even the smallest towns are relatively well-connected and a short distance from tourist attractions so people don't need to stay in the cities, of course it's expensive everywhere.

No. 2028899

Going to see the Haikyuu movie with my sister today, I’m excited

No. 2028999

I’m so hungry and broke

No. 2029012

>>2028205
Solo traveling in Europe sucks so much if you don't want to sleep in a dorm with random people who could be crazy and noisy and try to steal your suitcase.

No. 2029016

>>2029012
I found booking.com to be great for finding little B&Bs – not sure why so many of them use that site but it was way better than airbnb last time I went and I found some decent traditional cheap b&bs in some gorgeous places

No. 2029024

>>2029016
I never used airbnb when going on holidays in Europe, including in my own country because it feels useful only when you travel in a big group and usually it's just me and sometimes one or two friends or relatives. Booking can be pretty good but it really depends on your destination to begin with and if you're not looking for something too late. The prices for some cities are pretty shocking and I often find hotel rooms made for two guests and no room for one person in the cities that interest me. I never went to Amsterdam so I never looked for accomodations there though, unlike the OP.

No. 2029040

>>2029024
The cost between a hotel room with one bed and two beds is not always significant. Sometimes one king bed is actually more expensive than two queens (various reasons for this like two queens being less popular with business travelers especially on weekdays) so it's cheaper to get the room that's made for two and it's not like it's illegal just because you're traveling solo. I book double rooms all the time because it's cheaper. I guess I'm kind of confused by you both talking about "options for solo travelers" or rooms for one person, like what does that even mean? It doesn't matter if it was designed for one traveller or 4 as long as it's within your budget.
But yeah the prices in cities can be pretty shocking. I used to work in hotels and I guarantee you it doesn't cost the hotel more than $25 to flip that room between guests lol. The profit margin for hotels is sky high.

No. 2029067

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>>2028899
Have fun nona! I'm going to see it tomorrow, I can't wait

No. 2029223

>>2029012
Belgium was pretty cheap when I went two years ago. I really can't see myself sleeping in a dorm with random whom I know nothing about, I need personal space and comfort too much, I could maybe do it in a woman's only dorm if I have no other choice but no way am I sleeping in the vicinity of moids.
>>2029016
I use Booking too, they have some nice deals and a lot of choice.
>>2029024
I'm not even going to Amsterdam but Maastricht, who the fuck cares about Maastricht for the hotels to be
this expensive. At least I found something very nice close to the concert hall by a 10 minute walk.
>>2029040
>like what does that even mean
I've noticed in Japan or London that the cheaper rooms were made for one person, it's a tiny room with one bed with no personal bathroom, and the twin bed options were more expensive. I don't know if this type of rooms is more rare in continental Europe, I haven't traveled enough yet.

No. 2029249

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Reading about Bakira Hasečić and one of her quotes is "My hobbies include smoking and catching war criminals" which is probably one of the coolest lines I've ever heard.

No. 2029262

I'm gonna get Little Caesars later. That anon a few days ago who said American pizza is the real authentic pizza was right, Italians could never create something so good and so cheap

No. 2029270

>>2029262
Enjoy it, anon. I was just telling my sister that I love cheap american pizza, tbh there's nothing quite like it.

No. 2029271

Ground up some oat flour and just put a pumpkin loaf in the oven. This is already an excellent morning!

No. 2029274

>>2029223
Oh ok. Must be unfamiliar to me because I'm a burger. We don't pay for shared bathrooms here. hotels for the last 50 years are 100% ensuite private bathroom only. Only in very old historic B&Bs or bad airBnBs will you find shared bathrooms, and also in hostels which aren't super popular here.

No. 2029275

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>Be me
>Lie on entire resume and make up companies that I worked for and make fake websites and Google Maps locations for them to further the charade.
>Get interview and interviewer asks for my references
>hereyougo.jpg
>Interviewer calls my uncles that are pretending to be my old bosses
>Gets job
This career thing isn't so hard after all! You just have to be a good liar and cover your tracks!

No. 2029276

>>2027127
Your career as a medical consultant begins now.

No. 2029287

>>2027237
You are a culinary genius, I'm going to try this.
>>2027241
Lol, bro thought he was ready to play, turns out he was only ready to be served.
>>2027896
Very cute. Let me try to profile you based on her. Are you a white female, approximately 28-35, who grew up on the east coast? I'm getting more northern east coast vibes than southern.

No. 2029300

>>2028341
He’s definitely in love with you.

No. 2029308

>>2029275
Shit, now that's some dedication, good job anon

No. 2029316

I always feel like such a loser eating at places alone kek but it’s also pretty fun to just people watch.

No. 2029342

I started writing (well, typing) a diary again. At first I wasn't convinced it's doing anything for me, but now, about two weeks and five several-word-pages-long rants later, I'm feeling refreshed when I write an entry.

No. 2029378

>>2027168
Also the "bad version" is flipped the opposite direction

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No. 2029425

>>2028807
im alive

No. 2029435

i like when months on a friday, it feels like a tidy and clean end. can't believe tomorrow is june though

No. 2029452

>>2029435
For real where the fuck did this year go? I feel like it's still March

No. 2029505

I've recently had to shave my pits (for peer pressure related reasons as I was going to the pool with a buncha people I barely knew) and I swear they start smelling bad so fast now. Used to be able to not shower for like 2 days or so and not notice much of a smell, now I sit at my computer for 2 hours and I'm already smelling like a high school boy. Ffs libfems lied to me again

No. 2029530

>>2029505
I dont shave for that reason exactly. I smell immediately like trash as soon as I shave. I refuse. I dont give a fuck who is offended. I only wear deodorant, but when i shave, i both smell and sweat bad. It's not worth it

No. 2029532

>>2029452
for real, anon. I got nothing done this year, and I'm panicking it's already nearing the summer.

No. 2029540

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>>2029067
Thanks nonny, it was a great watch! I hope you have fun tomorrow too

No. 2029541

>>2028899
So excited for you. Have fun!!

No. 2029549

>>2029541
My sweet nona mwah

No. 2029580

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This is so terminally online of me, but some moid started a thread on the other imageboard where he was larping as a woman in the most retarded way possible. And he was so defensive when I called him out on it and it was really frustrating me (I have no life). Anyway the next day there was a raid and a bunch of spammers hijacked his thread and kept calling him a tranny and it felt so cathartic kek. It's so funny watching moids being retarded and turning on each other. It's like watching ants fight or something.

No. 2029586

>>2029580
moid on moid violence always warms my heart

No. 2029590

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No. 2029591

I have 3 hours to kill before i go eat with my family, and i could be using it to draw, but my brain is hyperfocused on food and cannot concentrate. My stomach is all grr.

No. 2029596

>>2029591
Draw food.

No. 2029597

>>2029591
Are you anorexic or something? Have some tea or soda or fruit or vegetables or

No. 2029615

>>2029597
no, i am a fatass. I am just hungry because i didnt eat today and now i dont wanna spoil my appetite.

No. 2029741

I want to be a magician so I'm learning magic tricks now. Wish me luck nonas

No. 2029826

Just found out that the creator of that ginger male market failure song is a tif.

No. 2029830

>>2029826
I always knew she wanted to distance herself to gender critical stuff, but finding that to be the reason is disappointing. I never understand how people can go from dunking on troons to becoming one.

No. 2029837

>>2029826
honestly not surprising at all it had a vibe that was self depreciating which never made sense, now it makes sense. still a funny song.

No. 2029846

>>2029830
They said in the description
>i'm a trans guy and that was also the case when i first released the original version of this song
Maybe they’re the type to browse /tttt/

No. 2029848

>>2029741
Good luck magical girl.

No. 2029852

I think I was clenching my back teeth hard in my sleep, now my gums are slightly swollen. It's not painful but ugh.

No. 2030118

There's a tiny thunderstorm going on, excellent June start, I hope we have a rainy summer

No. 2030173

A group of tourists are taking photos of my garden. They don’t know I used to find needles in there and that I haven’t cleaned it ever, because the jasmine I planted almost a decade ago looks gorgeous and the bloom hides everything. Gardening tip for farmers!

No. 2030246

I’ve gone through 4 pks of raw tofu today. I don’t like it cooked but raw its like a flavourless cheese I love it

No. 2030260

Browsing lolcor on a stormy day, I love rereading threads. Especially in /ot/, the weird encounters one always makes me laugh.
>>2030246
Have you tried putting it in curry? It remains the same spongy texture, it's like a nice spongy cloud in between the spice.

No. 2030270

i can't believe it's june already

No. 2030276

Drove by a mini political rally yesterday (I assume it was a rally, there were a bunch of people filling up all the crosswalks of an intersection in 100+ degree weather waving American and trump flags) and one of the rally ladies waved at me. It was a friendly wave so I waved back! She seemed nice. Rally folks are crazy, but they all looked like they were having fun so I'm happy for them.

It's getting hot out, so I'm gonna start taking extra frozen water bottles when I go out and give those to people outside. That's all the current mundane shit I've got for this morning, hope you nonnies are having a good weekend and hope it gets better from here!

No. 2030321

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I bought really nice gauche paint after forcing myself to use cheap ones my whole life, and holy shit I feel so special and blessed to be alive right now… they’re sooo smooth and vibrant, immediately I noticed a difference in the quality of the hues. I reasoned that if I’m gonna paint, I’m just gonna use cheap materials as I’m gonna be rebuying them constantly, but fuck it, I want to create art and enjoy the process without having to work around my jank materials. Curse my retarded penny pinching habits

No. 2030332

i wish something interesting was happening so i could distract myself from my real life

No. 2030337

>>2030270
Don't remind me anon, this year is literally speeding by. I still have so much I need to do!

No. 2030366

>>2030332
I read the tinfoil thread whenever I feel like that.
>>2030321
Good for you nonnie! Hope you can find ones that are both affordable and good someday.

No. 2030368

>Be me driving down 60km/h road in right lane.
>In left lane notice car going <40km/h driven by two old ladies tailgated by a scrote in a faggy blue car.
>He's honking and having road rage and give them the middle finger when he changes into my lane.
>I get mad that he did that to old ladies so I start driving <30km/h to match the old ladies' speed so we're driving side to side.
>Now he's stuck having tardrage meltdown behind two cars going slow, he honks and in my rear-view I can see that he's screaming too.
Sometimes it seems too easy to give retards a meltdown. I really do think if you have a road rage issue you shouldn't be driving at all. I'm happy I got to troll him though. I hope he dies.

No. 2030369

>>2030321
This is how I felt using nice pastels for the first time. Quality materials change everything it's such a nice feeling

No. 2030372

>>2030368
tailgaters piss me off so bad. like there's a whole other lane dumbass, get around me and stop riding my ass. it's like none of these idiots have heard of the passing lane.

No. 2030377

I miss the winter already

No. 2030379

Just got a huge bill from Azure ladies

No. 2030409

>>2028465
Oh my I also played that game years ago
It's embarrassing remembering how I would dress the character…… also didn't they make MSP2? did you play it?

No. 2030437

>>2025758
>>2030368
Based female solidarity Nona

No. 2030453


No. 2030460

I can’t wait to have long hair again

No. 2030474

>>2030460
How long is it now, nona?

No. 2030498

Just ordered new clothes and I am feeling excited but I most likely won't wear either because I don't go anywhere. I haven't even worn anything I bought in the past two years. I might just return them once I receive the packages.

No. 2030508

>>2030474
almost shoulder length. my hair is the type that has curled out end if I don’t blow dry it properly, I’m tired of maintaining it but I don’t wanna look ugly kek

No. 2030510

>>2030508
Good luck with your hair journey anon, I'm on that situation too
>>2030498
Where would you like to go? Maybe you can plan something

No. 2030545

It took me until two minutes ago to learn Pandora Hearts and Kingdom Hearts aren't from the same franchise. My entire mind is blown. Maybe I'll give Pandora Hearts a chance after all.

No. 2030583

>>2030545
Pandora hearts is nice.

No. 2030584

I get mesmerized by the progress bar on my torrent downloads. Not much going on in my life.

No. 2030612

Got my shoes really wet a few days ago and they smelled so bad, I didn't know you could take out the insoles but when I did it was all wet underneath. Finally letting them air out properly now, even put teabags in them. Hope they won't stink in a week.

No. 2030690

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When I see users on different social media saying "moid" and "troon" (and in the same sentence), I pause and wonder if those users are some of you guys, or if those users are just tourists. It makes me wonder how common it really is to regularly be on LC.

No. 2030703

>>2030690
Not the same but I remember watching a tv drama (bong) called happy valley and the main character called the male villain a scrote. I thought of lolcow

No. 2030711

I’m going to a party with some coworkers and I’m really hoping my work crush doesn’t bring his gf

No. 2030715

File: 1717276443890.jpg (59.14 KB, 387x600, 1000017091.jpg)

Jesus being a husbando for nuns and Bible thumping women makes a lot of sense now. Look at all this whump material.

No. 2030716

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>>2030703
kek i am absolutely tickled seeing scrote be adopted across the UK. love to see it

No. 2030719

>>2030715
I love how the fetishes thread exposed like 70% of users here as male pain enjoyers. To the anona reading this: With Your Help We Can Make It 100%!

No. 2030722

>>2030719
Kek the male suffering renaissance has spread on the farms, god bless

No. 2030754

>>2030719
Nope never, why would I fantasize about gross, nasty, violent, shit.

No. 2030776

>>2030754
It’s ok and based when it happens to men don’t worry

No. 2030784

>have pretty much bought all the expensive shit i wanted at this point + paid off some old medical debts
>going to hunker down and save now
>at store, buying groceries, soap, etc. mundane items
>should have like, 2500 in savings
>checkout
>card declines
>"wtf"
>check
>checking has gone down to 0
>"oh okay whatever i'll transfer some money"
>transfer
>pay
>card declines again
>"wtf."
>check
>i am retarded and tried transferring money from the account that's at 0 to savings
>-200 overdraft
>freak the fuck out
>call bank
>get it all straightened out
i feel like such an adult

No. 2030817

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I just realized that Elsie's name is the pronunciation of Lolcow's abbreviation: LC.

No. 2030848

>>2030776
I disagree.

No. 2030888

>>2030848
You wouldn’t last a day on /g/

No. 2030889

>>2030848
tell me something new…

No. 2030905

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>>2030848
Men have thick skin so they don't feel any pain

No. 2030922

>>2030711
what's wrong with his gf?

No. 2030956

People always say to go on walks to look at the flowers, animals, butterflies or whatever but none of that exists in my neighborhood. There's only alcohol bottles and cigarettes laying around, and the air smells like hot piss.

No. 2030966

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Them bitches with chiclet veneers grinding their stumps into pulp are going to be soo mad in a couple years

No. 2030973

>>2030966
Dental work is so fucked watch this shit be 10 treatments at 50k each.

No. 2030994

>>2030966
I hope I can afford this when it comes real. Needed to fill all my molars, top and bottom rows. I'm so tired of dealing with fillings every few years because they keep cracking or I keep getting cavities because of my shit health and I admit negligence sometimes.

No. 2030997

>>2030966
this is nothing more than an ad to secure attention and funding until they produce actual tangible results

No. 2031001

>>2030715
he knew what he was doing, turn that cheek and show that whumpy dumpy hun

No. 2031003

>>2030997
This has been worked on for decades, by multiple companies. I'm not too concerned. I do wonder what happened to the seasponge they say can eat dental cavities by insertion.

No. 2031006

I just bought some decorative paper that’s put together into a book (I guess that’s just how they do it?) but I’m not gonna use them for journaling, just to look at the pretty pictures.

No. 2031009

File: 1717292657257.jpg (82.11 KB, 682x668, 1000003766.jpg)

Going to start responding to things with lame elder millennial style tenor gifs to fuck up the vibes

No. 2031026

>>2030966
Cranky because you couldn't afford proper dental care, aren't you? I'm right there with you. I've paid $20,000 on medical bills for my teeth because my skull got a bone infection and insurance said they won't cover it because it's technically in the mouth and dental insurance said they won't cover it because a bone is not a tooth so I just keep having to pay if I don't want it to spread to my brain and die.

No. 2031040

>>2031026
How did your skull get a bone infection? Sounds scary

No. 2031050

>>2031040
I got beat up by bullies in high school and it broke a tooth root which then became infected. I've worked with so many dentists and oral surgeons, but as soon as we heal the abscess in one part of the bone, it pops up in another a year later. In order to replace the bone the abscess is eating, they keep packing my face with cadaver bone in different spots. Huh, I just realized that makes my skull a ship of theseus.

No. 2031169

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i wish a tinted lip balm this shade existed…like burt's bees. it's also funny the way you find a million bad product reviews after purchasing the product

No. 2031189

>>2031169
Clinique Almost Lipstick in Black Honey

No. 2031286

>>2031189
Kek fucking hilarious to me that any time a woman asks for something dark someone is like "have you tried black honey" because they don't consider color theory

No. 2031301

I was about to eat a slice of cake but I saw someone's diseased looking, white tongue now I'm put off my food. Anyway, do you guys wanna know my grocery list for tomorrow? It's getting late so I need to sleep but I'm gonna make a beanie before I go to bed.

No. 2031306


No. 2031311


No. 2031315

>>2031050
This sounds so painful. Could you feel the infection? Did it start from not noticing for a long time or something? Sounds terrifying

No. 2031324

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>>2031306
Fuck u
>>2031311
>chobani flip yogurts
>noosa yogurt
>Greek yogurt
>almond milk
>heavy cream
>butter
>caramel
>broccoli
>frozen fruit
>blender
>crab
>Lobster tail
>corn
>Onion
>garlic
>smoked paprika
>Sausage
>Egg
>Potato
>dark Chocolate almonds
>mints
That's all I have right now. I need to not get the yogurt though. I only want it to make caramel frappes at home but I do not need to be eating artificial sugar like that. Terrible. Only smoothies when I want something sweet.

No. 2031327


No. 2031332


No. 2031372

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nonnies my laptop has been bluescreening for the past day and a half and after like 7 hours i finally fucking fixed it i'm going to cry i feel so relieved

on the downside i slept like shit because of it and i have a 4 hour class that i have to go to in a bit and i won't be able to focus on it

No. 2031646

File: 1717309328685.gif (2.53 MB, 320x240, laughing.gif)

my stupid shit father is pathetic as always, he doesn't get up to put his own plate in the sink and always asks someone else to do it, and threw a tantrum like a infant with a poopy diaper bc i changed his laptop's taskbar settings when i was using it and it took me exactly 4 clicks to change it back, just now he smacked my laptop off the desk after trying to hit me because he saw my old cringe weeby gmail handle and laughed at it and i lightly mocked his pronunciation of it. even funnier is that he didn't even realize he was made fun of until my mother pointed it out.
life is so easy when you set your father as the standard of human filth bc all i have to NOT be is: a male, obese, and a tardraging ape. brings a tear to my eyes, truly keklicious.

No. 2031744

I cried too much for the past two days and now my eyes feel dry even though I drank a lot of water.

No. 2031894

I am going to my building's terrance to sit under the sun

No. 2031974

I went to the grocery store to get cashews for a recipe and they were 10 euros for maybe 250 grams, what the hell. I'm just going to use walnuts, hope it'll be fine. I have a bell pepper left in the fridge but it's a little wrinkly, hope I can still use it.

No. 2031982

I'M GOING TO STUDY AND I'M GOING TO DO IT NOW FOR REAL. I'm going to block this website and everything else distracting. Wish me luck.

No. 2032008

I've been so sleepy lately, I don't get it.

No. 2032355

File: 1717358357746.jpeg (2.44 MB, 4032x3024, IMG_0465.jpeg)

Saw the prettiest pigeon today ever. I love her so bad.

No. 2032369

>>2032355
pigeons are creepy to me

No. 2032372

>>2032369
Well thanks for ruining my joy of finding the world's prettiest pigeon with your negging. Thanks for that.

No. 2032374

>>2032355
Aww, she's cute. I love pigeons.

No. 2032379

>>2032372
Ignore them. I dont even acknowledge people who are anti pigeon because they are usually extremely ignorant and uninformed. Go on with your pigeon love. She's very cute. Reminds me of that one pigeon that saved an entire crew of 194 soldiers stuck in a fox hole named Cher Ami.

No. 2032385

>>2032355
i love her so much. pigeons are so sweet it makes me so sad that people are so unkind to them when they are domesticated animals bred to be around us. i see the cruelty of society represented in their treatment and it breaks my heart. fuck the pigeon hater anon so bad i hate you!!!!! pigeons are good!!!!

No. 2032391

>>2032379
literally just looked this up and am seriously crying right now he was injured badly and he still returned to them he was so brave and loving! i am glad he survived and was given a medal of bravery. pigeons are literally so good we don’t deserve to survive as a species with what we have done to them.

No. 2032393

File: 1717359369435.jpeg (1.11 MB, 1242x1612, IMG_4066.jpeg)

>>2032374
She was doing a good strut for me like a model as I was taking glamour shots. Beautiful pigeon model.

No. 2032396

>>2032393
them pigeons eyeing me with their beady eyes like oswald mosley

No. 2032398

>>2032393
I like her little white feathers on her legs. Looks like boots

No. 2032400

>>2031315
I can feel it as soon as it starts, it's a tender throbbing area in the bone, but it can't be seen on most X-rays and so the doctors never believe me until it gets huge and then they finally go in and drain and suddenly they're like, "How did so much pus get in your bone? I've never seen anything like this." and "This is really serious, I'm putting you on antibiotics and if they don't work you're going to have to go to the hospital.". Mine you, this has happened five times. All doctors of every flavor are incredibly incompetent and you should never forget that.

No. 2032405

I bought a wax warmer and some melts, I can't wait to light that birch up when I get home. And I'm gonna eat a seafood boil tonight.

No. 2032430

I'm being the change I want to see in the world and have started using "neurodivergent" in place of "retard" in my daily life. It's fun and gives everyone who hears it a hearty lol.

No. 2032463

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>>2032379
a dear friend indeed

No. 2032517

>>2032405
What scent for the wax?

No. 2032533

>>2032379
>Cher Ami
I looked up what he did and now my heart hurts. we didn't deserve him

No. 2032542

>>2031286
nta but what do you mean

No. 2032583

Came to my boyfriend's house shaved, moisturised, in a cute dress and actually put together for once, for him to just go to bed early because he was tired. I'm gonna break up with him

No. 2032588

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No. 2032591

>>2032583
should've asked him to shave and moisturize you instead

No. 2032600

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>>2032517
I bought a few scents (iirc peach & mango, watermelon sugar, brownie pecan pie, fresh cotton) but picrel is the one im melting right now. It smells so good, I could smell it from my living room even though the warmer was in the kitchen.

No. 2032606

Saw a blurry, pixelated picture of Wonder woman and thought: Which anime is that twink from?

No. 2032608

>>2032583
low libido weak chinned male behavior

No. 2032630

Btw there’s a male among us here, they keep deleting or the mods deleted their posts but keep an eye out they’re the ones saying women aren’t funny

No. 2032632

>>2032630
why are you giving him the attention he seeks?

No. 2032633

There was a dude breaking his neck to get a look at my face earlier today. I don't know how people don't get embarrassed acting like that. Everyone stares, but don't make it so obvious. He was pretty attractive as fair as I could tell but not quite my type.

No. 2032635

>>2032633
Samefag but to be fair, I was looking straight so he probably couldn't tell I could see him in my pheripelhetsl vision

No. 2032639

>>2032633
maybe there was something on your face

No. 2032656

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First time getting whiplash and it was the most mediocre concert I've ever been to, very irritating. Pour one out for my swift recovery please.

No. 2032659

>>2032656
What do you mean whiplash?

No. 2032662

Today is definitely gonna be a three shower day.

No. 2032664

>>2032659
Like minor neck strain but it makes you nauseous and hurts to be upright.

No. 2032676

This night is going to be good. I am making spicy ramen, bought a chocomint tea to try and then i am going to draw all night.

No. 2032677

>>2032676
Have fun! Let us know how the chocomint tea tastes, I love the Stash one

No. 2032690

>>2032676
Do you really think it's a good idea to put chocomint tea in spicy ramen?

No. 2032692

>>2032690
i am too hungry to try

No. 2032699

Doing laundry with my nana rn. She letting me drive her car around an empty parking lot and I'm so stressed. How can I be in my 30s and not know how to drive I ask myself, any tips appreciated lol. I will also be going to a bakery too soon. yum

No. 2032715

I dont dislike Willow Smith, like i think she's cool for a celebrity child but she just says a whole lot of NOTHING lol

No. 2032719

>>2032699
Starting late is better than not starting at all. Your nana is great for trusting you with her vehicle. Go slow and don't grip the steering wheel too tight, listen to real people and get actual driving practice irl and you'll be fine. Do not use YouTube videos to learn how to drive (ive seen people do this) (they're all not doing fine).

No. 2032749

>>2032600
Samefag but I keep opening up the container of lemon wax melts because they look so edible. They literally look like some sort of medicinal candy and I desperately want to eat it.
Also, I just found out one of that brand's (Better Home & Garden) products killed someone. And I got one of their essential oils months ago for a relative. Ouch.

No. 2032801

>>2032719
I got a little discouraged by people parked afar and watching and thank you for this, just as I was about to resort to youtube vids lol. I might just go to a driving school, my nan is a good teacher but she isn't free even at her age

No. 2033059

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My grandma was showing me a picture of a strawberry cheesecake she saw on Facebook (not picrel), I tried telling her it was AI but she just kept saying "but it has a recipe linked…" kek. That was actually my first time encountering an old person being fooled by AI irl, but I found it more endearing than annoying or stupid. Old people simply aren't as internet poisoned as us. Anyway, now I know what to make for her birthday next month though, i'll order the supplies to make it tonight. I think I'll make a big one and then mini ramekin ones that she can carry to work.

No. 2033112

>>2032699
Life happens, you'll be glad when you have your license! Good luck!

No. 2033133

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>>2033059
It's interesting in how much of a different world people just one or two generations before us grew up in. My grandparents don't have a tv and still call with this thing picrel on the wall.

No. 2033149

I had a fun infight last night. Tonight I'll have the exact same argument with the exact same anon (personalityfag). Does she realise we're basically friends at this point? She gets on my nerves but as she has no effect on my real life the annoyance is only endearing.

No. 2033198

reading blogs dedicated to different actors a lot of the posters get really excited and will talk about whether the actor has 1) sex scenes 2) scenes where he gets bloody or beaten. it surprised me at first. movie bloggers are truly so based, they have great priorities and i want to be their friend.
>>2033149
you are either a sadist or a masochist

No. 2033204

My league game I just got done playing
>playing Brand mid
>4 enemies in my lane, Jayce comes to help
>Enemies in the middle of the lane, me and Jayce close to tower to defend
>Jayce walks literally a straight path in front of the enemies to get to the side river bush
>obviously dies in like 2 seconds
>Question mark pings me
Wtf did you expect me to do when you walked in front of all of them. And then later
>I'm in the back of a lane Jayce is in the middle of the lane
>super fed Warwick kills me
>Jayce stands there farming like he doesn't know WW is right behind him with no towers
Idk, LoL is a weird game.

No. 2033214

>>2033204
Samefag, and I know it wasn't just me because our adc said in chat "jayce u r horrible"

No. 2033386

>>2033204
Riot games are full of aggressive Dunning-Kruger retards, minus LoR. I stopped playing League a while ago because it was too toxic. I play Teamfight Tactics more nowadays, but every game there's still some asshole in the lobby who spams reactions and emotes because he got tilted that someone took "his" item in the carousel or didn't pick the augment he wanted. Luckily they're easy to recognize, most of them are unemployed whales who use NEETbux to buy ugly chibis and be as annoying as possible so I mute them ASAP.

No. 2033634

Took the train into the big city for a day trip this past weekend and I guess it's because of the rise in the homeless population in the past couple years but man it felt like almost everywhere I went I would get the occasional waft of piss while walking around. Fucking gross kek, the people who live there must just get used to it I suppose.

No. 2033700

Is it possible for a country to be a lolcow? I regularly read south african news because everything is so fucked down there. It's not like my own is any better but it gets boring after decades of being subject to its shenanigans. So unemployed I'm google translating local news…

No. 2033929

File: 1717434980243.jpeg (137.81 KB, 735x537, IMG_7988.jpeg)

I’m thinking of getting into digital journaling and making spreads. I already have a planner for organising stuff but it’s mostly utilitarian. I was interested in scrapbooking/journaling to make something that looks nice a while back but most of the pictures I take are on my phone and things like washi tape, markers, etc cost money, so digital journaling might be better for me

No. 2034117

I’m finally seeing my grandpa for the first time and the first thing he said was “wow you lost a lot of weight” KEKK it made me smile, i love it when people notice im not a fat faggot anymore

No. 2034149

>>2034117
So you’re just a faggot now?

No. 2034167

>>2034149
You got that right!

No. 2034317

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I have my mop head in the washing machine and I'm about to clean up my room so I can mop everything. I'm planning on using peppermint oil in the mop water, it should smell amazing.
Btw, the O Cedar mop handle is so fucking short. I need to lean over soooo far just to scrub the floors.

No. 2034366

Craving kbbq so bad nonnas. Went to one 2 weeks ago for my bday and went to one this passing Saturday, so good

No. 2034385

File: 1717454352113.gif (253.46 KB, 460x195, SydJ.gif)

Cleaning and listening to Rihanna.

No. 2034422

>>2034417
What's wrong with him?

No. 2034427

>>2034317
I have this for my hard floors and wasn't even aware you could throw it in for wash. Think I'll clean my place like fellow anons in this thread.

No. 2034468

No personality of your own whatsoever.

No. 2034564

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Took a sanitary pad, cut it, and used it to DIY some headphone covers.

No. 2034566

>>2034385
what cartoon character is this? it looks cute

No. 2034654

There was a tiny black spider crawling up my shirt. I managed to kill it though. I never deal with spiders in my house, usually the only outside bugs I get are flies

No. 2034747

got 12 hrs sleep last night

No. 2034749

>>2034747
Woah this isn't the humblebrag thread

No. 2034768

>>2034747
I wish that was me.

No. 2034926

I'm using the bathroom right now. I put a few drops of peppermint oil into my fragrance warmer before I got on the toilet and I swear to god its making my vagina feel minty right now.

No. 2035187

Just lost a staring contest with a random woman in the park

No. 2035211

i am going on my first date on thursday with my mom because i cant travel alone(no experience+no wifi on my phone) its over before it even started isnt it?

No. 2035212

>>2035211
dont bother lmao

No. 2035215

>>2035212
i wouldnt go but he offered to pay for it and i want to try expensive food. He's probably not going to talk to me after we are done

No. 2035217

>>2035211
Why would you want your mom to accompany you on a romantic date? I get the cannot travel alone part but can she not go off to do something or is she just gonna stare at you guys like a cuck in the background..?
Hopefully he is rich enough to invite your mom and pay for her dinner too, if he were any kind of man willing to see through autism and make a real power move.

No. 2035220

>>2035217
>Why would you want your mom to accompany you on a romantic date?
because i cant travel alone, i am retarded.

No. 2035223

>>2035220
you can't take a cab or something? how long is this pilgrimage to the restaurant?

No. 2035224

>>2035223
its like 2 hours on train

No. 2035226

>>2035224
lol…. why do you desire an expensive meal that bad

No. 2035228

>>2035226
i have never tried boba tea before, i want to at least once in my life

No. 2035229

>>2035228
boba tea is not expensive and it tastes like nothing, basically chewing rubber with sweet liquid surrounding there i saved you 4 hours

No. 2035231

>>2035229
its really expensive in my country, and i want to try it by myself. I keep thinking about that anon that saids it feels like a bunch of spider eggs.

No. 2035253

File: 1717505015510.jpg (291.77 KB, 736x736, 1669066921088.jpg)

>didnt shower
>ordered bk
>put on an episode of my favourite show
>havent slept in 24 hours
hell yeah today i am retardmaxxing

No. 2035256

>>2035253
ily nonna. what show are you watching?

No. 2035298

>>2035256
trailer park boys

No. 2035300

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No. 2035309

That's it I'm ordering some cookies today, I will focus on the class I have to give tomorrow and I will do other real human shit like actually certificate my university tittle and shit. I will be the most responsible person that has ever, EVER existed.
I will also wash my hair so it doesn't look like shit tomorrow and I will take some melatonin to go to sleep early today.

No. 2035317

File: 1717509094354.png (Spoiler Image,606.49 KB, 488x486, 1673472509850.png)

>>2035253
KEK this photo cracks me up, all i can think of is that one threadpic that was used for a shay thread a while back

No. 2035319

>>2035317
fucking kek the shaytruck

No. 2035358

I wish I listened to the adults who told me to do my best at school. Passed by the smart people high school today, I'm happy for the kids who go there, they have a good future ahead of them.

No. 2035419

two more days of work. I've been growing mold in a bottle to see how big it can get. I'm thinking of doing a photoshoot with it or something like it's my pet

No. 2035525

I've been obsessed with videos of bobbin lace today. I can feel a new hobby forming.

No. 2035581

Whaaaat the hell, I look away from the clock and an hour passes. I checked if it was daylight savings or something, it's not. Am I just a zombie?

No. 2035587

>>2035581
whats your secret nona? i need this work day to fly by that fast

No. 2035598

I want to make caramel coffee but I put my caramel in the fridge and it's so hard to squeeze the bottle.

No. 2035606

>>2035598
sit the bottle in warm/hot water for a bit to heat it up then

No. 2035610

>big work convention coming up next week
>need to buy a few outfits
>check prices online
>note that i haven’t bought new clothing since like, 2016
>anyway i’m online, old store
>nearly 100 usd for a pair of dress pants
my poor fucking wallet

No. 2035683

>>2035598
Oh my goodness, have you had iced coffee with honey drizzled on the glass? I almost forgot I could make it. With star and heart shaped ice cubes and everything, full fat milk, yummm
Also, agreeing with the nonna who told you that you need warm water for the caramel bottle

No. 2035718

I feel so fucking productive, if only just being productive made me gain money.

No. 2035753

I just had a plate of 3 pieces of bacon, 1 scrambled eggs and cheddar cheese. My room smells like a sweet watermelon. It's raining outside so it's pretty dark even though it's only 3pm. I have nothing to do today so I'll play league and crochet.

No. 2035884

Finished reading Parzival. Tomorrow I'll read the afterword. Not sad Don Quixote killed the genre.

No. 2036552

File: 1717571412733.jpg (511.68 KB, 720x892, 1000003835.jpg)

I asked about this image here once because my guess upon seeing it was that the marks on his heels identified him as her rapist from the past or something and I never got an answer on the context, only to find out from a reddit post that I was right. Feeling validated.

No. 2036591

>>2036552
What movie is this?

No. 2036595

>>2036591
incendies

No. 2036604

>>2036552
Yes, but if I remember right the marks identified the man as her son.

No. 2036612

i once saw kiki reed deerhoof bump her own thread on here with this like insanely cringey post that only she would make. she said that she thought of herself as the driver from drive but really she was night crawler jake gyllenhaal. then she deleted the post and nobody else mentioned it and i think i was the only one who saw it. but yeah she definitely used to actively bump it so people would keep talking about her and looking back there were a few posts that didn’t even try to hide they were just her. like a full on “regal slut” other kiki moment. she also definitely made that post saying “this is e btw” just to try and start shit with e. mundane so posting here but i was thinking about it again and still think it’s so funny.

No. 2036613

>>2036604
I wasn't going to spoil that much of it

No. 2036617

>>2036613
Well, that's why I put it in spoilers.

No. 2036666

i got a mechanical keyboard and i love clickety clacking with it

No. 2036914

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i just made cinnamon toast with cheese bread

No. 2036930


No. 2036932

>>2036914
how did it taste

No. 2036951

File: 1717604089874.png (813.88 KB, 813x1359, babygiiiirl.png)

Thinking about the cute little noface baby

No. 2036957

>>2036951
the purse makes this kekky

No. 2037152

My dryer smells like weed, so now I'm trying to clean it with alcohol. I fucking hate potheads so much.

No. 2037168

>>2037152
Wait, why does it smell like weed? Did someone send their stash through the cycle?

No. 2037208

>>2037152
how did that happen now im intrigued kek

No. 2037214

Broke the spine of my book and looked up how to repair it. I just need some linen tape and all will be as it was.

No. 2037234

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I made the thickest oatmeal I've ever made in my life and I love it, I almost have to chew it kek.

No. 2037248

>>2037168
>>2037208
I live with 2 relatives who smoke and when people smoke weed a lot it sticks to their clothes. I guess the smell didn't wash out. One of them also sometimes uses the dryer just to warm their clothes so maybe it wasn't even clothes out the washing machine.

No. 2037250

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I just spent $200 and they actually took it out of my account. And I'm not even done buying things I need.

No. 2037285

>>2036932
the bread didn't have too much cheese in it, just a bit of that taste, just enough that my brother didn't notice, but i got a hint of cheesy flavour and thought "oh did i accidentally use cheese instead of butter" like i've done before but then i remembered the brand of bread and how last time it had cheese too.

No. 2037319

>be me
>no social media presence since the height of myspace
>stumbles across a recent myspace clone that's active
>signs up immediately
so crazy when you find clones of websites you used as a teen. i always miss the wackier days of proto social media, like myspace and livejournal. i wouldn't use instagram, facebook, or tiktok, but myspace feels really different from all those and i even told my friends about it kek.

No. 2037362

Somehow miraculously passed a final exam I was certain I would have to retake. Shoutout to the boy with the beauty spot on the back of his neck sitting in front of me who didn't realize I copied some of his answers, I barely scraped by and his answers were probably what got me over the pass mark

No. 2037464

Im eating mini rice cakes crackers with pulled pork right now. It's so good.

No. 2037537

I'm currently editing young varg into gay porn. I'm such a goonette, can't stop thinking about sending it to him. I'm going to become a fucking sex offender. My first victim was joost

No. 2037651

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A job offer asked me to send my high school diploma but i accidently send pic real instead. i'm not getting that job.

No. 2037655

>>2037537
Kek based.

No. 2037656

>>2037537
Please PLEASE post it here when you’re done, even if it a censored version. Thanks nona.

No. 2037657

>>2037651
Just send your high school diploma copy instead. I'm sure if you write them an email right away explaining the mistake, they'll get a laugh out of it.

No. 2037658

>>2037656
Which thread would be appropriate?

No. 2037677

>>2037651
You might if your hiring manager is a millennial or younger. Call her and explain, apologize and send the diploma.

No. 2037689

Tired of being raincucked by wrong weather forecasts. Especially now that I have a garden to consider to water or not.

No. 2037720

File: 1717636806496.png (249.28 KB, 537x525, Screenshot_301.png)

dreading
>killing my wallet when i go to buy clothes this saturday
>the work convention. so so sooo anxious about it that i've entered a mini depression spiral and haven't done things i told myself i'd do like seriously study art (been drawing daily prior to this)
>chemical burn on face from sunscreen..

eagerly anticipating
>mall shopping spree this saturday (i swear i'm tightening my belt after this)
>warm pretzels + tea
>window shopping in the hot topic and reliving old memories
>overtime pay due to aforementioned work convention.
>hybrid schedule (!!!) sometime in august
>more skincare stuff coming tomorrow. hopefully, this time, it works

No. 2037721

>>2034317
did you remember to extend it?

No. 2037726

Setting my phone to french and having all my default search results in french has helped me quite a lot.

No. 2037736

File: 1717637614879.jpg (284.46 KB, 828x657, french.jpg)

>>2037726
Helped you how?

No. 2037740

>>2037736
be a superior being ?

No. 2037746


No. 2037750

>>2037736
Learning new languages is a useful skill.

No. 2037772

>>2037726
I feel so retarded for not thinking about this before, I will do that too.

No. 2037781

File: 1717641496976.jpeg (437.83 KB, 738x809, 55236586-097B-4A4B-8DAF-86FB7B…)

I just remembered how penises smell and it makes me wanna puke. Nothing is more revolting than the scent of a scrotes shaft

No. 2037810

>>2037781
have you tried dating people who wash their dicks and take care of themselves

No. 2037813

>>2037810
Aryt and my ex showered and washed his dick daily but it still smelled disgusting because of sweat being trapped in the crotch

No. 2037819

I made chocolate hummus, original hummus, stir fry today! All great.
I also did a serious scrub on my floors and knocked out the dishes! Productive day indeed.
Tomorrow, I am making naan and scones!

No. 2037831

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I will go to sleep now, please don't let me stay up, I better catch some zzzs or my sleeping schedule will never get fixed before I get a job in a few months.

No. 2037854

File: 1717648240628.jpeg (90.25 KB, 1024x1011, IMG_1372.jpeg)

My bf has a friend who had a couple of kittens he wants to give up. My bf has been offering to pick up the black one for me and I’m losing my mind that I might finally have a chance to have black cat. I have no idea what id name it though….

No. 2037892

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I dont believe people when they say they sent a meme instead of [important file] like there is a .0001 percent chance of it being real ever

No. 2037928

I'm on one of those apps that send you products in exchange for a review, and I get so excited when they give me notifications for products. I used to think you could only have one product to review at once (meaning that after accepting an offer, you wouldn't be able to accept another until you finish you're review), but a few days ago they gave me two offers and I got to accept both!

No. 2037931

>>2037892
exactly, especially because your computer often shows you a preview of the file your sending kek

No. 2037935

>>2037931
People lie about it so often online out of desperation for virality. No, you did not send that college professor a picture of jimins ugly ass instead of that pdef

No. 2037942

>>2037931
Tbf, some people have their folders set so that the files are in a list which makes the thumbnails super small. I can see it happening if you're tired, or if you click the wrong file and don't double check. Im sure a lot of people are lying though.
>>2037892
Just tag the post and stop being a wuss, anon.

No. 2037947

>>2037942
Nah someone did it on Twitter this week to, not giving the attention they craved

No. 2038094

I'm outside and have 2 or 3h until I'm supposed to be at my workplace. what should I eat for lunch since I'm near a lot of cheap restaurants?

No. 2038099

>>2038094
I'd go to the restaurant with the tastiest most healthy food near me

No. 2038105

>>2038094
A burger.

No. 2038106

>>2038094
greasiest hotdog you can find

No. 2038109

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I got a date in 9 hours and i havent slept because my cat kept waking me up to show me the dusty hair tie he found

No. 2038110

>>2038105
>>2038106
No way, I'd fall asleep in the office after that. But this is tempting.

>>2038099
The best restaurant like that was full and the food too expensive for what it is. I'll try a salad bar that just opened recently.

No. 2038121

>mundane events that have recently happened in your life
I finally splurged and paid somebody to make me a nice Chinese name. On the Chinese work visas you need to put an English name and then a Chinese name and I don't want to give myself a bummy stupid name that means like "spergy-mold-brain" so I was debating getting one made. I ended up finally asking someone and the person I went to was really nice and she made the experience very interesting.

No. 2038149

>>2037285
>oh did i accidentally use cheese instead of butter"
>like i've done before
Kek. Nona, you're my favorite.

No. 2038152

>>2038121
Can you tell us what your Chinese name means when translated?

No. 2038159

File: 1717675629163.png (74.1 KB, 300x100, 33.png)

This was two years ago, TWO?!

No. 2038161

>>2037854
Call it moon eater, midnight fall or snuggles.

No. 2038188

sometimes if I look at an image of a moid with thin lips I smell old-age-home-smell

No. 2038253

>>2038159
is this when the site was down?

No. 2038258

>>2038253
I thought it was a reference to /m/ being down and losing a bunch of threads in the process.

No. 2038295

File: 1717685494675.gif (206.83 KB, 941x173, LOLCOR.gif)

>>2038258
it is, /ot/ was also broken too. the only boards that worked at the time were the cow boards and /g/ so there were bunker threads in the latter (they're still there if you look through the catalog)

No. 2038298

>>2037854
i’m going to name my black cat salem

No. 2038299

>>2038295
samefag, NOT to be confused with the christmas bunkers that's a whole nother incident (yes shaymin broke the site twice)

No. 2038300

>>2038159
wasnt this when shaymin tried to launch the new, crappy website

No. 2038309

>>2038300
no, that was on christmas. the banner is from the valentine's incident which only broke a few boards but not others.

No. 2038339

sitting on the couch with cat on my lap. life is good

No. 2038357

File: 1717688773769.png (8.2 MB, 3000x2250, il_fullxfull.4941009815_cxlu_j…)

Got this lady at a charity shop for 12 yuro because this site has made me love cows even more .

No. 2038385

I did a bunch of productive shit today, but I don't know how to stop myself from making me get little treats for every good thing I do.

No. 2038388

>>2038385
Instead of getting lots of little treats, just get a pack of cigarettes and every time you want a treat smoke one! It will give you a refreshing kick of energy and it will heighten the sense of accomplishment!

No. 2038395

>>2038388
cant believe we now have advertisement in lolcow. The farmhands are fucking sellouts.

No. 2038398

>>2038357
TWELVE??

No. 2038407

>>2038388
I'm not a big fan of smoking considering I suffer from asthma.

No. 2038418

>>2038407
Maybe you could try chewing tobacco then? It's worth it for the alluring rush of energy-intensifying nicotine!

No. 2038483

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>>2038418
Stop trying to get people addicted to nicotine lol.

No. 2038591


No. 2038594

>>2038385
i do the same thing. i reward myself with a tasty thing every time i do good… it adds up when i go out because i usually buy a yummy drink and they're always too much money kek

No. 2038637

File: 1717698992033.png (4.04 MB, 738x414, 1000012296.png)

I cannot stand my hair so i drew how my hair was in the past 4 years and I have to say I took my hair even 2 years ago for granted! I need to fix my hair I think it's growing out wrong

No. 2038640

I have to choose between having a cold caramel coffee or pistachio ice cream today and idk what to pick. If I make the coffee I can have it with my (late, it's the afternoon) breakfast but if I pick the ice cream I can have it as my little sweet treat later.

No. 2038651

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me everytime i order food at the pub

No. 2038671

>>2038388
>>2038418
Big tobacco is really branching out their astroturfing department.

No. 2038723

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>>2037928
Samefag, I just got a notification that they shipped one of my products! Yay!

No. 2038731

Every so often I have a hearty kek about that femboyfag nona shitting up the rate my art thread with shitty art of her coomer tier ocs and not taking any advice that she asked for, getting dunked on by a nona with significantly better art skills redlining her art and then getting pissy about it, subsequently getting banned for WKing herself in third person and shitting on other nonas' (better) art

No. 2038732

>>2038731
it was a great day to be a lurker

No. 2038740

>>2038732
Truly. Hope she knows she gave us all a good laugh.

No. 2038745

I just did a silly report by mistake

No. 2038755

>>2010999 here to bring the good tidings of having found the song. But now I got another one stuck in my head. I know it's the OP of some otome game this time though.

No. 2038817

>>2038398
Is that bad?

No. 2038873

I went swimming today and thought I'd be ok but got pretty bad cold shock when I was far out. Felt better once I got back to shore and changed into dry clothes. I don't get how people do polar plunges

No. 2038892

>>2038873
I know a girl who said that you basically need to mentally train (gaslight) yourself for days in order to do a polar plunge.

No. 2038918

My last LoL match was supposed to be my last game over the day, but I had so much fun that I think I'll play another game.

No. 2038926

I went on my first date and i feel tainted now. I wish i could have said no. Nothing bad happened, it was quite nice actually. I just feel the FOMO and social preasure is breaking me and trying to turn me into a normie.

No. 2038940

>>2038926
Was it boring? Going on dates with men are so boring that I have to act weird in front of them to entertain myself.

No. 2038948

>>2038940
No. I am just not into him, not because he's bad, i think i am just deeply autistic and only like men in their superior 2D forms. He was nice, idk if he was into me though he has a good job, good family and is educated, and i am a filthy suicidal neet. I wish i was a man so i could have friendships without romance involved.

No. 2038991

My switch feels like its getting slower… thinking of buying the oled when it goes on sale

No. 2039067

I was about masturbate but I thought of something sad and it killed my mood. I keep trying to get it up again but I can't so now I'm just a little frustrated. Oh well. I'm gonna start a new crochet project.

No. 2039083

>>2038991
Just buy a steam deck

No. 2039131

>>2039083
Honestly tempted to buy one… but I do really like nintendo games…

No. 2039201

I bought a bacon cheeseburger from Walmart a few days ago and decided to eat it today, and the bacon looked raw as fuck. I just popped it into the oven, it's probably still fine.

No. 2039205

>>2039201
Like from the deli?

No. 2039207

>>2039205
Yeah something like that

No. 2039208

>>2039131
You can emulate Switch games on the Steam deck. Don't pay for an overpriced inferior product with overpriced games that rarely go on sale. Fuck Nintendo.

No. 2039217

>>2039207
Why did you say it like that, you make it sound like you got it off some guy in the alley behind the Walmart

No. 2039220

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>>2039217
Its not from the deli where the employees are actually making food, but it's in a nearby section where they have the "marketplace" food.

No. 2039221

>>2039220
Ooh I thought maybe you got it at the BK some Walmarts have. It looks kind of good, was it tasty after you heated up the bacon?

No. 2039228

I really hate Patti Smith. I have always hated her. It is irrational perhaps how much I hate her.(wrong thread)

No. 2039231

>>2039221
It was! The patty was surprisingly juicy. It was just like a decent fast food burger.

No. 2039401

>>2037537
were you the anon who put joost's face on women's bodies or a different one? kek

No. 2039415

starting to become fascinated by the german language and a little bit of that country's culture lately, but i can't tell anyone not irl nor online due to circumstances that may make it seem like i am pandering to specific people in my life, which is really embarrassing. i mean i did seem that way already so it'd be even worse now… plus i mean, it's germany. no offense krautanons

No. 2039446

i eat my eggs sriracha every morning, I love it so much

No. 2039711

Got jumpscared by a ebegging post on tumblr. Photo of a bearded intersex woman (allegedly) that looks startlingly like my large metalhead fling from a few summers ago. Complete with a tattoo that is eerily similar in design, color, and placement. I thought maybe he trooned out but I’m like 70% sure it’s not him at least. Uncanny, though.

No. 2039724

i was 2 hours early to my hair appointment, she told me i should go get myself a nice little lunch while i wait so i did. very tasty pesto panini. it won't take me 2 hours to eat it though

No. 2039830

Honestly being a femcel with a husbando and laughing at moids online for their stupidity and ugly appearances is nice.

No. 2039836

>>2039830
Anon how old are you? Who calls themselves a femcel unironically?

No. 2039837

>>2039836
I don't think it's that stupid, I think it sounds a bit more natural than saying chaste which can carry a religious connotation.

No. 2039840

>>2039837
Chaste has a religious connotation but femcel sounds like you're a terminally online 16 year old, why not celibate?

No. 2039841

>>2039840
femcel is just female celibate, it means the same

No. 2039843

>>2039840
Well its been around for well over 10 years now, and yeah its a bit tongue and cheek but this is also just a retarded post I'm making about my thoughts

No. 2039844

>>2039841
Femcel is female incel, it's an involuntary celibate female

No. 2039847

>>2039844
No. fem=female and cel=celibate. There no in=involutary in it. Its not my fault people are illiterate.

No. 2039849

>>2039847
it's a combination of female and incel you retard

No. 2039850

>>2039849
then why isnt it femincel instead of femcel.

No. 2039851


No. 2039852

>>2039850
because femcel is catchier

No. 2039853

>>2039850
fempoopoopeepee

No. 2039854

>>2039847
Ayrt seriously how old are you no hate

No. 2039855

>>2039852
i am going to appropiate it from the illiterates and make it mine

No. 2039870

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I got a pin of my husbando in the mail today! It makes me so happy and I can't stop looking at it. I hold back on buying merch of him typically, so I cherish it even more.
Anyways, I finally decided to stop doing flat iron curls and got a curling iron. I hope it's a good size, I got a 3/4 inch barrel but I feel like the method you use to curl the hair and how big your section is matters more than the barrel size.

No. 2039886

Women who work with children and set up activities for them, do you realize how deeply you affect little girls? I still rotate my coming pots so the handles are out because at girl empowerment workshop when I was seven, a woman showed me how it prevents the handles from getting too hot before giving me a spiderman comic. I took a sailing class in my thirties because my kindergarten teacher mentioned how she always wanted to do it and encouraged me to draw pictures of boats instead of crying when the other girls wouldn't let me play with them. And I tried open mic at the comedy club because at Bible summer camp during my teen years an elderly camp counselor told me that I was very funny and shouldn't ever let anyone convince me otherwise.
I am myself, but I am also a conglomeration of every woman's dreams and advice. I love you all so much.

No. 2039930

I have no grapes anymore, so I will have to eat my cheddar cheese and crackers with strawberries.

No. 2039970

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>>2039930
Samefag, actually nevermind. Ill save my snack for tomorrow because tonight I'm gonna make spaghetti with sausage and big fat meatballs and lots of onion and garlic and a pound of cheese on top. Who wants some?

No. 2039973

>>2039970
Me please, that sounds delicious. I'm eating candy in bed because I'm too lazy to go downstairs and cook an actual meal.

No. 2040005

its sunny this weekend so i'm going to power through this sickness to do everything ive been wanting to do the last few weeks since it's been shitty and rainy.
tonight i'm having a beach bonfire with my friend and roasting marshmallows and hot dogs.
tomorrow i'm going to go to the mall after my lash appointment and get a bunch of new underwear. then i'm going to go to the beach and paddleboard and sunday i will force myself to go on a nice long hike.

No. 2040021

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No. 2040068

File: 1717797412780.jpeg (98.78 KB, 550x814, IMG_8119.jpeg)

In theory a side part should suit me, but it really doesn’t

No. 2040111

>>2039970
I'll take a plate. That sounds amazing

No. 2040113

>>2040005
That sounds super nice!! Have fun

No. 2040185

My piercing fell out twice today what the hell

No. 2040216

>>2038357
this is mega cute anon! I miss thrift shopping, most of them in my area seem to have stopped selling tchotchkes like these. Sad.

No. 2040234

I always thought Martha's Vineyard was Martha Stewart's personal vineyard. And then when I found out it was an island, I figured it was Martha Stewart's personal island. I'm finally slowly starting to come to terms with the fact that it has nothing to do with Martha Stewart at all.

No. 2040239

>>2040234
You peaked me anon

No. 2040241

>>2040234
Okay, apparently this is common. I'm pleased that Martha Stewart is so ubiquitous

No. 2040245

>>2040234
I just thought it was Martha Stewart's vineyard for a long time. I'm sorry we're like this.

No. 2040383

File: 1717816110864.jpg (145.6 KB, 1080x1350, GNwAB60aIAA-sei.jpg)

>>2040234
I thought the same lel.

No. 2040554

File: 1717824308984.jpg (73.39 KB, 736x451, 1000003626.jpg)

Went to Walmart today and saw a really young looking guy stocking the shelves in the toothpaste aisle while wearing a shiesty. Yes, he was a real employee surrounded by other normal looking employees

No. 2040683

Just remembered seeing some guy drive around with a life sized barbie in his convertible’s passenger seat…This was in the African bushveld btw

No. 2040690

>>2040554
Bears are so cute when they hold their feet

No. 2040793

>>2040554
>a shietsy
had to look up wtf that is because I was born in the 20th century
>The term is a reference to Memphis rapper Pooh Shiesty
as a society, we should be better than this.

No. 2040824

File: 1717854951938.jpeg (35.38 KB, 1078x981, IMG_1199.jpeg)

A scrote I know won a city bus in an auction somehow. Not sure what he's gonna do with it but congrats to him I guess.

No. 2040962

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all the algoos are retarded, "not interested"ing a post isn't enough, i see something i don't like, immediate block

No. 2040989

>>2040690
They're literally just big babies, it's so cute

No. 2041023

File: 1717866761980.jpg (147.44 KB, 1600x1600, 714Id4916nL.jpg)

I've been wearing bonnets for years and it still takes me like 15 minutes to put on on because I can't tie a bow. My arms got so freaking tired from trying to this morning anons.

No. 2041062

>>2041023
Nonnie quick question would you recommend these bonnets? Do they stay on you head securely? Bc I swear every time I go to sleep and wake up the next morning, I'm in my bed and my bonnet is in the kitchen making breakfast kek

No. 2041148

>>2040793
Yeah he had on a skimask to stock the toothpaste aisle. He literally looked like your average scrawny 18 year old black kid, in a random Walmart, surrounded by other employees rearranging the aisle, in a shiesty.

No. 2041170

>>2041023
I think more people should sleep with their hair in silk, it's really good for keeping my hair shiny and fresh. I switched from a bonnet to a scarf though, I read somewhere that the bonnet's band could cause tension on the hairline where it rests and cause hair damage. With the scarf you just have to fold it right and there's no tension.

No. 2041173

>>2041062
Nta but they stay on your head if you're not goofy and know how to tie a bow.

No. 2041449

A while ago I had a teeny bit of peppermint essential oil on my fingers and it tasted pretty good. I though about trying more but I'm not retarded.

No. 2041547

i like sitting places that aren't designed with the intention of sitting. stairs, big rocks, walls, all nice places to sit.

No. 2041574

I bought a sesame latte mix but I'm overwhelmed by the sesame taste

No. 2041660

have felt beautiful and so in love with being a girl today. I didn’t really do anything, went on a drive, smoked (trying to quit) and otherwise have been rolling around in my bed watching YouTube. but I don’t know, something in my heart has been tickling me, I’m really in love with myself today and I’m not sure why but it’s very nice. I feel an intense and deep kinship with all beautiful women in the world. have a good day my sweet sweet nonnas.

No. 2041665

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>>2041660
Right back at you nonnie. Have a blessed rest of your day, or morning if that's when you'll see this.

No. 2041668

>>2041660
>Smoked (trying to quit)
Don't let Big Pharma get in your head nona. If you smoke, switch to 120mm super-slim menthols. They are more flavourful, energizing, and elegant than king sized cigarettes. Not only will you have all the benefits of tobacco consumption, you'll look good while doing it!
>>2041665
Love this picture thank you for sharing.

No. 2041674

File: 1717890987825.jpeg (43.74 KB, 460x447, IMG_7218.jpeg)

>>2041668
nta but i love you nicotineshill nonnie i really mean it

No. 2041677

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>>2041674
same nicotine nonnie is cultured

No. 2041685

>>2041665
>>2041668
thank you both love you angel girls

No. 2041687

>>2041660
nona i am feeling this too. i quit smoking but went out today, feeling really good about myself and picked up a pack. i am now looking for live music to see tonight. being here surrounded by ladies has been really healing. it feels good to love yourself literally just because you do.

No. 2041773

>>2040234
Don't feel alone, I absolutely assumed this. I knew it was a fancy island where rich people went, but I figured she started the club so you couldn't go unless she said it was okay.

No. 2041789

>>2040824
Nonny this isn't mundane, tell us more….why was a bus up for auction KEK

No. 2041882

I'm hungry but I can't eat anything else today because I already ate almost an entire pint of strawberry cheesecake ice cream (1030 calories!). In fact, it's literally only a small amount so I might as well finish it.

No. 2041885

>>2041882
That's some pretty disordered eating. Hope you're doing better today than you were yesterday.

No. 2041914

>>2041885
Not disordered, just trying to watch my calories

No. 2041934

>>2041882
nta but it's absolutely disordered to seemingly only eat a pint of ice cream as your sole food intake in a day and also continue to eat it instead of eating some veggies and a lean protein.

No. 2041939

>>2041934
I didn't say I ONLY ate the pint of ice cream today, because I didn't. And I didn't finish the ice cream either, I just finished eating a sandwich and cheese and I'm saving the ice cream for tomorrow.

No. 2041959

bit sad that i've aged out of being awed by the mall. never got to go in my teens, so i bet it would've been fun then, but now it's just a loud place full of expensive things

No. 2041965

>>2041687
im glad you had a good day. did you end up seeing any music? if so what kind and was it any good?

No. 2042070

Moidlet keeps yapping in the train and he's not listening to his mom shushing, he is going to be so obnoxious growing up.

No. 2042083

File: 1717922804186.jpg (40.09 KB, 400x400, 1000003623.jpg)

Endlessly fascinated by the sheer volume of parasocial content about streamers and their lives. I feel like I'm studying human psychology. It's the equivalent of reading a novel to me, just scrolling through schizo tinfoiling. I need to shoot my phone.

No. 2042227

Yesterday I watch Pearl (the movie) before going to sleep and I slept so well for the first time in a week or something.

No. 2042348

File: 1717947698818.jpg (222.66 KB, 1280x720, maxresdefault (1).jpg)

I'm gonna attempt to fix up one of my wigs this afternoon. Im currently letting it soak in hot water.

No. 2042397

File: 1717950518200.jpg (47.43 KB, 521x522, GIwbvAOWgAAwxFU.jpg)

I discovered the joy of adding plain greek yogurt/cottage cheese to almost every recipe. Great way to add protein. And for some reason the yogurt doesn't affect my ibs lol so win win!

No. 2042440

I went bald and can’t stop touching my head now

No. 2042498

>>2042227
it's somewhat cathartic isnt it, plus it's got a couple calming nature shots

No. 2042539

>>2041965
the place i was going was way too crowded due to an event, so i drove somewhere scenic and looked at the stars while having a nice smoke. i threw the rest of the pack out but i think i'll go out again next weekend

No. 2042589

>>2042440
I am bald too and rubbing my head makes me feel relaxed.

No. 2042698

I can't tell if the heat I'm feeling is from the summer weather or from inside my body. I don't have any signs of fever and I don't feel particularly sick but my the air in my apartment is currently a bit cold since I have a window open and it is unusually chilly outside tonight. idk I feel like I'm slightly overheated from like under my skin but dunno why and I don't know what to do about it, bodies are fucking weird

No. 2042796

I'm starting to believe bra size calculators on the net are bullshit. I tried two different ones and they gave me 70J and 75E (EU). I looked up 70J and 75E on google images and the ladies on there have boobs about the size of their head. Mine is just a bit more than my hand. I think I'll just stick to tank tops.

No. 2042837

File: 1717972544661.jpg (438.35 KB, 1767x2048, 1000003918.jpg)

Lestat is literally just Tom cruise to me. I can't read anything about him without it being in Tom Cruise voice. They are the same.

No. 2042957

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snooty redditors from my city food sub shitting on this pizza; idk it looks good to me? Admittedly I do love trash food. But damn they just shat on this and the user. Not everyone has money for fancy restaurants.

No. 2043251

high off my ass smoking on the porch with my girls. life is so lovely if you let it be.

No. 2043255

>>2042957
pineapples and pepperoni is interesting combination but I would be willing to try it once

No. 2043274

>>2042837
I've blocked any mention of interview with a vampire because I think they got the actors perfect with the first movie and any other attempts are trash. I hold the same opinion on the Toby McGuire Spiderman movies. They fucking knocked it out of the park with J. K. Simmons being Jameson, so why bother ever attempting again?

No. 2043285

the new xcx album is perfect

No. 2043295

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No. 2043296

Please lord save me from Jack Jeanne mindrot

No. 2043298

>>2043274
Yeah it surprisingly worked really well, I don't think we will ever see any good modern renditions. Too many microplastics making men ugly.

No. 2043322

>>2043295
at least there’s no tranny stripes on it

No. 2043379

I need to give myself a pedicure but I don't waaaaant to

No. 2043437

>>2043295
saw this from the front page and hoped it wasn't in reply to me but it was. KYS

No. 2043442

>>2043437
kek I defend you nonnie. I like 360

No. 2043468

>>2043437
That album is shite idc

No. 2043474

File: 1717988621461.jpeg (15.71 KB, 212x305, 1717983335533~2.jpeg)

Can someone flip this for me so she's facing the other way? I think she can be a great Stacy reaction image. Bonus points if you can use Microsoft paint to make her look more smug.(wrong thread)

No. 2043481

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>>2043474
Like this?

No. 2043492


No. 2043508

>>2043481
Exactly! Thank you nonnie, I shall light a good luck candle for you tonight.

No. 2043521

>>2042837
kek cruise wishes he were 6 feet tall

No. 2043526

>>2043521
But is that not how he would describe himself?

No. 2043527

>>2043442
That's the one with the annoying intro that had 2 trannies in it right? I fucking hated that one, everyone was acting like some parody of what women talk like. And then that other part of the video where charli's straddling an old scrote in a hospital. I hate this song and video so much.

No. 2043535

had a wonderful day, made plans to go on a trip next weekend, hoping they come to fruition. trying to sleep now but have spent way too much time on here as of late and every time I close my eyes the phrase “a-logging jannies in meta” loops through my brain indefinitely. nothing to be done I suppose.

No. 2043570

https://youtu.be/IpHPBIdrak4
been listening to this shitty song (Big Energy by Lotto) on loop because it's like ear candy and the comment section with moids complaining about how the phrase "big dick energy" is offensive keeps making me laugh(learn to embed)

No. 2043600

Saw the ass scratcher again. This time, he was scratching his balls. I hate the bus.

No. 2043604

I'm terrified of the people who reside and lurk around my ghetto apartment complex. I’ve had direct encounters as well as witnessed and overheard some things. Right now I’m afraid to go back after going to the gym. I know I should avoid leaving late at night if I'm scared, but I struggle to sleep without exercising, and I'm still scared of my apartment during the day too. So, I'm just sitting in a random parking lot right now with my phone. And it took me forever to repost this because my service is shit

No. 2043613

>>2043610
it's me from the future, sorry

No. 2043614

>>2043610
And you aren't going to share screenshots of her sex doll and delete this post to protect your identity?

No. 2043616

>>2043610
nonna please post caps of the doll right now

No. 2043625

>>2043613
i was going to make a snide remark about that but i love my nonas

>>2043614
>>2043616
good idea, wait a second, ill retrieve it with luck

No. 2043629

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No. 2043631

>>2043629
This gives me a bad feeling.

No. 2043632

>>2043629
KEKKKKKKK holy shitttt she actually made the doll lifesize. nonna ily for posting this.

No. 2043640

>>2043629
So is there a dildo attached? Iirc the OP said sex doll

No. 2043642

>>2043629
is this made out of balloon material or pillow material cause it looks like both

No. 2043649

>>2043629
women with unconventional husbandos always creep me out. Normal husbandofags have their cutesy heart shaped itabags filled with buttons and other cute trinkets, meanwhile these schizos have haunted life size sex dolls that must smell of sewage

No. 2043720

>>2043629
Truly speechless

No. 2043726

>>2043629
I support weird women. Good for her, honestly.

No. 2043730

>>2043629
I'm thinking of making something like this and I'm an art major so I could pass it off as homework or something when questioned

No. 2043731

File: 1718008879081.jpg (39.46 KB, 500x499, sparkle-grapefruit-018__09489 …)

I've been looking for a clear glitter gel polish that fits the criteria of
>Glitter that isn't holographic
>Glitter pieces aren't too big
>Isn't super shimmery so I can use it as a topper over other polishes
to no avail. But tonight, I think I finally found something good! It's actually technically a very sheer nude but based on reviews and pics, it's barely any color unless you add a lot of layers so it's really just the shimmer. I immediately ordered it and it's supposed to come tomorrow. I'm so excited!

No. 2043783

I am designing an oc and i cant decide if i want to make him a brunette or redhead.

No. 2043785

I saw a gorgeous guy the other day but could barely take a look because he was moving so fast with his long, muscular legs. I'm going to be hopeful and believe the reason we don't see many of them is because they're all blurs moving at the speed of light. He was a head taller than me and I'm 5'9. A shiny pokemon indeed

No. 2043824

File: 1718021194995.jpg (76.1 KB, 1080x610, qanba_drone_ps4_fight_stick_15…)

Somehow, this little bit of plastic that covers the underside of the stick on my fightstick came off and I have no idea where it fucking went even after scouring my flat.
It doesn't interfere with it working, it's just irritating…
Pic related, it's the thing on the top right.

No. 2043826

>>2043731
you gave me an idea. I have these mica glitter powders I use for doll faceups. I wonder if I could mix a bit with nail polish to make the nail polish that color.

No. 2043832

>>2043783
Do both colors like a gradient or streaks. Hell even brown with a red underside

No. 2043842

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I'm going to finish this paragraph and then I am going to take a nap with the Chamber of Secrets playing as background noise

No. 2043908

>>2043832
>Hell even brown with a red underside
i like this, thanks

No. 2043934

File: 1718028654246.png (36.85 KB, 160x180, 2CFFC25C-C938-4439-AB01-4D8BD6…)

Mom saw my sebaciel wallpaper and didn’t give two shits. Asked if I was attracted to the black hair guy (referring to Sebastian), if ciel was a girl, and when I said no she just told me she thinks two men making out are gross then left my room, kek.(avatarfagging)

No. 2043958

hi nonnas, just found out i will be graduating my university with a first class degree (the highest you can achieve in my country).

I'm so proud of myself. I'm going through a horrible breakup as of a few days ago and this has just boosted my self esteem so much.

No. 2044141

>>2043958
Congrats! This is something to be so proud of. Proud of you nonna!

No. 2044181

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Just spotted some new stretchmarks on my thighs. I should probably start getting more worried about my recent weight gain.

No. 2044182

>>2043934
This happened to me when I was 13 with a princess princess poster I got from a magazine but like I didn't tell my mom about them being gay kek. She just thinks all anime characters are girls

No. 2044189

>>2043958
So happy for you anon!

No. 2044242

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>>2043826
Oh that's smart anon, I never even thought of that. I've never used mica before but I imagine it would come out something like picrel

No. 2044282

>>2043604
1) Buy a cheap speaker
2) Hide it slightly away from your window
3) Randomly play videos of police sirens and the sounds of car doors slamming
4) Watch as they clear out and go lurk somewhere else
5) ??????
6) Profit!

No. 2044294

File: 1718049392133.jpg (60.93 KB, 460x215, header.jpg)

I wanna play Long Live The Queen, but I've done pretty much all you can do in there because I used to play it obsessively a decade ago (my proudest moment was figuring out how to beat Togami without Lumen powers all by myself). If Magical Diary could get a sequel, why not LLTQ, too?

No. 2044364

>>2044242
This is so beautiful. I wish I had nice nails but my nail beds are naturally tiny and the actual nails are paper thin and break as soon as they grow past it. More than once I went to get my nails done and the person doing it commented that they were like a child's. I tried press ons and I guess because of my tiny nail beds they don't stick for more than an hour. I tried filing them before putting glue on to create a less smooth surface but it doesn't work. I also had acrylics once but I'm super clumsy so I kept hitting them against things and it hurt like hell. Adding any kind of nail polish makes them look even smaller. The worst part is that my sister has perfect nails, like hand model level. Seething forever over this.

No. 2044378

File: 1718054410935.png (245.25 KB, 1390x562, paw.png)

I just googled "best in show" because I was checking if I remembered the name of the movie right and there is a little paw icon that you can click and something happens. wtf… does someone at google love Best In Show that they made a special feature for it? kek it was cute

No. 2044387

>>2044378
When I try to click on the text field i get cat paws instead. Cute also good job on breaking the main funcitonality.

No. 2044419

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>>2044378
thank you for sharing nona, i'm having a lot of fun with this

No. 2044424

Got high for the first time ever (through edibles) and it was a bit underwhelming, I didn't feel particularly different than when I've drunk a lot, but my friend said my behavior was typical of being high, so I do t know what to think.

No. 2044435

>>2044424
I have heard from multiple people that their first few times were underwhelming. Not saying keep smoking but it may be more fun the next time.

No. 2044459

I’m so grateful I’m moving overseas next year even if it’s only for a year. The dating scene in my hometown is absolutely abysmal and I’m desperate for anything even slightly better. Please pray I meet someone nice.

No. 2044479

>>2044424
I had the same experience >>2044435 mentioned, my first few times I barely felt any different. Idk why that is.

No. 2044487

>>2044435
>>2044479
It didn't help that I was already tipsy when the effects started kicking in, maybe I should have tried it while sober. My friend said the first symptom she experiments is not feeling her teeth anymore, and I didn't get this. Also I didn't smoke, I ate two edibles, maybe eating is less powerful than smoking.

No. 2044490

>>2044424
>>2044479
Same here. I felt exactly the same on weed for the first time as I do when I'm drunk.

No. 2044494

>>2044487
My first time I also did edibles, I didn't like the high but I tried smoking after and I liked that feeling a lot more. Edibles take too long to kick in so if you're drinking, you can't really tell what's the alcohol and what's the weed effect-wise. Also, it depends what kind of edibles you had. Usually a good edible that gets you high should be 50-100mg of cannabis.

No. 2044534

Pray for my hello kitty squishmallow, i put her in the washing machine because she had drool stains on her, even though it says to hand wash.

No. 2044537

File: 1718066107894.jpg (166.39 KB, 1136x1200, DtDanzpXcAAmx8g.jpg)

>>2043934
i remember my very catholic very mexican mom saw me drawing kawoshin before i could close my laptop when i was like, 14 (i never draw in front of my family, ever) and i said shinji was a girl with a pixie. biggest clutch of my life

No. 2044571

>>2044534
That bitch gonna be lumpy.

No. 2044583

>>2044571
Noo, i am trying to be positive. She will be due to exit the washer soon, hopefully she will be smooth.

No. 2044586

>>2044583
If you lightly spot clean her with soap detergent and then rinse, dryer for awhile to kill bacteria, she'll be fine

No. 2044725

>>2044537
KEK that's hilarious

No. 2044728

i just pulled a pube out of my ear. it was mine btw. i have no idea how it got there

No. 2044729

>>2044534
Praying for her innards

No. 2044764

File: 1718080646072.jpeg (99.84 KB, 735x594, IMG_3425.jpeg)

I’m starting my 8th replay of persona 5 Royal right now while drinking some orange juice, I love being an autist

No. 2044781

I made a smoked salmon bagel and a PB&J+bacon sandwich for tomorrow. I know is not very healthy but I used quality ingredients and I know they are gonna taste good so I'm happy.

No. 2044801

>>2044764
your pic made me giggle

No. 2044844

>>2044764
Kek nonna

No. 2044862

I've recently found out that my body type is rectangular, is this why I look so troonish on most pics? Also I hate how the clothing advice is to give "the illusions of curves" and to be more feminine, I'm not comfortable with this.

No. 2044887

My teeth rarely get dirty but my tongue does. 99% of brushing teeth for me is brushing my tongue. If I found a genie I'd ask for a permanently clean tongue atp.

No. 2044919

Just realised what I thought was my shoulder blades through my skin is actually muscle and I have a very muscular back

No. 2044957

Adding AI: the Somnium Files to my mental list of media for people I'll never get along with. Not a single person I know who's into that game is compatible with me. The characters are all ugly as fuck so they'd have to have shit taste (=opinions that differ from mine in a fundamental way) to get into in the first place.

No. 2044959

>>2044957
This is me with Persona fans

No. 2044964

>>2030716
Late but scrote has been used in the UK for decades.

No. 2044966

>>2044887
omg nonny same, glad to not be alone with my gross tongue

No. 2044978

>>2044957
me with getshit infact fans

No. 2045014

>>2044957
I really enjoyed this game a lot more than expected but as soon as I looked up the fandom online I blocked a shit ton of people on twitter so I unfortunately agree with you. If anyone says that the sequel is good they don't just have subjective shit taste, they have a room temperature IQ in celsius.

No. 2045056

Couldn't fall asleep until 6 in the morning, it's 3 pm now, just woke up and I'm so beat. Luckily I don't have to work but I can't believe I used to live like this as a teenager kek, what did I even do with my days?

No. 2045060

>>2044862
Shoulder pads will look great on you. If you're into make up, make the face more angular.

No. 2045080

>>2044862
If you're not comfortable with giving the illusion of curves, don't. Lean into more androgynous looks, use 1920s fashion for inspiration, don't be afraid to wear whatever you feel comfortable in. You don't look like a troon unless you are a troon.

No. 2045153

>>2045060
Not into makeup and especially anything skin related, also my face is too round to do that. Shoulder pads look cool though, I'm going to look into that.
>>2045080
I'm actually glad I have this body type, I wanted to go further into androgynous looks and I have a great starting point. I was not fond of some recommendations they gave, like completely avoiding low-rise pants, you can pry those out of my cold dead hands. I do look troonish on pictures, especially next to other women, thanks to the combination of being tall and rectangular, having a strong jaw, a fivehead and looking autistic as fuck when having to pose, I don't look like this irl.

No. 2045217

I massaged my scalp with coffee grounds because I saw people used it as a hair treatment but my headache was gone within a few minutes! I'm so happy honestly, my hair felt disgusting the past few days but my scalp feels fresh now even though I put oil on it. Hope it washes out well.

No. 2045226

>>2045217
wtf, now I need to know the chemistry of how that works. sounds like tiger balm for inflammation kek

No. 2045242

>>2045226
Ive read that massaging your scalp increases blood flow. I wonder if that’s related.

No. 2045256

I've been craving hot chips and gravy for the past week. It's unhealthy and I've never experienced a moment where I've craved the same thing for days on end in my life until now.

No. 2045265

Got a nice pet hair vacuum cleaner at a yard sale for 7 doll hairs. Talked with the lady and she had it for her Aussie who passed. Selling it because she got a less bulky one she liked more. If it could pick up Aussie hair it could pick up my cat’s hair. Oh by golly it does. I think there was more cat hair in my carpet than expected. It was ungodly satisfying to empty it. Best 7 dollars I have ever spent.

No. 2045286

I'm suddenly feeling the need to hoard money and only spend the bare minimum on myself. The former is good but I'm reaching mental illness levels of self-repression for some reason with the second.

No. 2045350

>>2045286
You're intuiting an upcoming recession. Listen to that instinct

No. 2045370

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I will make chalupas and boba for dinner and lunch today. I purchased this boba kit.

No. 2045373

>>2044364
This made me sad nonna. If it makes you feel better, my natural nails suck too. I always rip my nail extensions off so they're thin and super damaged, and I'm a nail biter so if I have no fake nails I start biting them to nubs. Plus my nail beds are a little wide so they look ugly short.

No. 2045411

it's been so long since i saw comments under any movie on one of those illegal streaming sites and i finally found some

No. 2045443

There's this schizo incel who frequents a coffee shop I go to a lot. He keeps calling this office manager a bitch so the coffee shop staff are getting ready to perma ban him. He's here right now talking to himself and one of the baristas called the courtesy officer to escort him out. I cant wait for his nuclear meltdown when he gets kicked out kek

No. 2045450

surprised there isn't a new twitter hate thread

No. 2045548

>>2045226
My hair was pretty greasy so maybe because the dead skin got off from massaging it? I massaged my head before putting coffee too but it didn't relieve my headache as much/quickly. Also I did it in the sun so maybe it releases something when heated up but I have no idea, just glad it worked kek.

No. 2045577

I fucking hate waking up at 2-4am and just being incapable of falling back asleep again so I trudge through the day tired as hell

No. 2045592

I don't write fanfic but I came up with a story idea based on a series I really liked…should I make a super cringe story or are there AI bots I could feed this info to

No. 2045647

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My new bras came in the mail and I'm happy with my purchases.

No. 2045746

I don't feel pretty when wearing formal clothes

No. 2045948

Kaytranada's music has to be laced with crack it's so fucking good!!!

No. 2045961

>>2045746
Aw, they're some of my favorite outfits out there. But tbf I buy super extra fancy ones design wise, with patterns and ornaments on the inside and outside. I think throwing on a nice bowtie or necktie and wearing nice jewelry and a cool hairstyle with hair jewelry can elevate the look and make you feel pretty! And some makeup if you're into that.

No. 2046075

How do I get my hair to grow longer? It refuses to grow any longer than down to my breasts. My bangs grow but not the rest of my hair.

No. 2046093

>>2046075
Suplements, drinking plenty of water, no alcohol or refined carbs, good quality shampoo, ACV rinse if you live in a place with hard water, sleeping silk cap/scarf/pillow case, avoiding damaging hairstyles/accesories, airdrying, eating protein, trimming ends every now and then, not washing hair everyday and never using hot water, scalp massages with oil, always brushing gently, always detangling before going to bed, minimizing hair exposure to pool and sea water…

No. 2046105

>>2046093
I do almost all those things sadly and I still have a limit

No. 2046119

>>2046105
Your hair length limit is genetic, nothing you can do about it

No. 2046133

My moisturizer stinks so much for some reason, it has a normal smell inside the container but after applying it I get some moldy emanations.

No. 2046169

>>2046133
you should throw it away.

No. 2046180

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just deleted an obtrusive loading screen with inspect element. godspeed motherfucker.

No. 2046183

I really hate drawing but i love art.

No. 2046186

Warm in bed at last. Winning.

No. 2046197

>>2046183
same nonnie …same

No. 2046205

I bought silk dental floss and it tastes awful even with mint essential oil, I guess this is what worm butt tastes like

No. 2046273

Instead of taking to myself, my internal monologue has become making posts to this site in my head. WTF is wrong with me

No. 2046384

I'm doing this long-distance uni summer course covering some literal works in the horror genre while also discussing the concept of horror as an art form, and there is an ultra weeb in the group that always tries to force in how Japan is the best and most original in every aspect in horror every chance she get. And honestly? I love her, there is this naive passion whenever she chimes in with something japan-related - even when it's not even on topic or make sense - and I find it so endearing. She is probably hell to deal with irl, but as it is now I find her so cute.

No. 2046489

I get that people will moan and breathe heavily at the gym, but that's usually during the workout, not before. Two girls came into the changing room today and they were moaning and sighing and gulping down air while getting ready. Shoes on, deep inhale, hair tied, loud sigh - it was as if they were competing for who could make the most gym noises while changing into their workout clothes. I guess it's a way to hype yourself up.

No. 2046495

this hotel I’m staying at doesn’t have my room ready and now I have to listen to these two tech bros suck each other off in the lobby.

No. 2046499

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My cat looking at me like this when I'm on the toilet taking a giant shit or having stress-related diarrhea reminds me that maybe true love actually does exist in this world

No. 2046500

>>2046495
I'm there with you anon, focus on us

No. 2046501

>>2046499
I read that the reason cats always go to the bathroom with you (my cat does every time, it's like a ritual with this guy) is that they understand that it's a vulnerable position and they want to protect you while you're relieving yourself kek

No. 2046512

>>2046489
Tbf they could be at the gym because theyre unhealthy, so much so that those simple activities do fuck them up.

No. 2046515

>>2046500
I am. we are making fun of the 4 other tech bros that have now appeared.

No. 2046518

>>2046515
Damn what the fuck is happening at this hotel? Is there a crypto convention? I bet it must smell really bad in that lobby.

No. 2046530

>>2046501
I've heard that too, I just find it cute that my guy will get super cuddly, jump into my lap and want me to bump my head against his or kiss him, put his tummy in the air on floor by my feet etc. while I'm doing my nasty business kek

No. 2046540

It took me 5 minutes to fold my Longchamp bag, is it starting to get deformed after years of use or am I just retarded?

No. 2046552

>>2046530
as I read your reply more showed up and now there’s 12 of them, all dressed in polos and golf shorts because men’s fashion is truly ageless. I’m debating whether to walk to the Taco Bell a mile away while the jack off at the front desk finds me a room.

No. 2046554

>>2046518
samefag, wrong comment referenced

No. 2046565

Can’t burlieve it’s only Wednesday

No. 2046582

>>2046552
Taco Bell is fucking awesome, I vote tacos all day every day

No. 2046613

I cut my hair and now I look like that Björk guy from Kaze to Ki no Uta.

No. 2046622

I might get taco bell tonight, but I must resist the Baja blast cravings. They're good but I do not drink fountain drinks from fast food restaurants

No. 2046636

>>2046622
Yes bitch YES

No. 2046668

i lied. i havent been flossing like dentist asked me to.

No. 2046698

I love triggering zoomers with fag and retard

No. 2046772

sleeping naked tonight. if god is real he'll make sure i don't accidentally flash my parents. amen

No. 2046777

>>2046772
why do people sleep naked for? please explain it to a normal person that sleeps in dinosaur pjs like god intended

No. 2046786

>>2046777
the feeling on bare skin is nice, clothes can feel like a sensory restriction

No. 2046789

>>2046777
I get hot, and you need to let your vag breathe sometimes.

No. 2046796

Whenever I’m feasting and eating a lot of foods I love and am surrounded by things I like I just feel so rich. I’m like Trump

No. 2046798

I need to stay up all night, fuck i am going to need so much cowfefe.

No. 2046804

>>2046777
itayrt, it helps to not get hot in the summer. also i don't like how clothes feel when i'm lying down, it's irritating. skin-tight stuff like tank tops feels constricting; oversized clothes always bulk up and i have to keep adjusting them during the night because sleeping on a bunch of folds is uncomfortable
btw im not completely naked, i forgot im wearing underwear
>>2046698
same

No. 2046829

I miss old youtube so much. I am not even super old, I am 22, but I cant stand modern youtubers. I am still stuck in 2009 nostalgia critic and avgn clones. Whenever i see any of those ugly reaction faggots like penguins or whatever having millions of subs i weep, how did we fail so badly as a society?

No. 2046839

I always judge those "clean tiktok" people for making potions to clean basic things, but then when I mop my floors I mix boiling water, lemon, pinesol, and mint oil kek. Anyway, I just mopped and it smells so good. I'm about to do the dishes then go get Taco Bell.

No. 2046859

I miss the cute blingy glam era of VS Pink

No. 2046869

>>2046839
The creepy voice with the sad ass sponge daddy is making me loose it

No. 2046874

Going to karaoke soon!!!!!!! I love it so much!!!!!!

No. 2046884

watching trailer park boys and jacob and cory are pissing me off so fucking much, what a bunch of useless faggots. The season would be amazing if they didnt fuck everything up. I wonder what happened to the actor for trevor and why he never showed up again.

No. 2046890

I love my $13 Walmartins

No. 2046893

>>2046884
kekkkk nona you sound like Julian and Ricky

No. 2046901

>>2046893
I used to feel sorry for them at first, but they are fucking idiots. I am glad cory got shot. Trinity deserved better.

No. 2046939

>>2046890
I kept scrolling by and reading "Walmartinis". I thought Walmart opened up a bar.

No. 2046994

>>2046798
i am falling asleep help

No. 2047060

>>2046668
back from dentist's appointment. she knew.

No. 2047074

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Today was a super nice day, the nicest in a while. I wore a dress that makes me feel nice, I talked to a cute shop clerk with the best music taste (long hair in a ponytail and glasses yum), a classmate from primary school recognized me and talked to me in the sweetest way possible (also learnt that she likes Ariana Grande like me kek she named her kid that), got a refund from an online shop, and ate ice cream. I'm happy!

No. 2047077

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I hate having to see a bitch repeatedly wrong, repeatedly loud, and repeatedly dumb and unaware of their own actions against my will multiple times

No. 2047080

>>2047077
Watching them double down on being wrong and retarded for like no reason or gain? Woah

No. 2047089

>>2047077
>>2047080
Me on lolcow all day everyday

No. 2047115

might be time for me to look for a new job… or should i wait and see if i get fired

No. 2047117

my grandma keeps annoying me about my long form birth certificate and getting a copy of it but i do not care enough right now

No. 2047137

>>2046698
I was trying to make a logical argument against some handmaidens online (probably teens due to the retardation) defending a pedo scrote because he's a hot and famous youtuber. I called them "his name-fags" because the imageboard lingo slipped but then decided it was a win due to their screeching. It wasn't even meant as an insult, just referring to them.
Let's hope I don't get doxxed today

No. 2047138

The government where I'm from: Well it's not our fault we lost your document, you should have sent us 10 copies! Also we need that receipt of you eating at that restaurant from 2003 or else your income will be cut

No. 2047161

I have a possibly stretched tendon or ligament in my right foot since childhood since it cracks like knuckles too easily when I bend it and has a weird resting pose compared to my left foot
My mom (former doctor) is 100% convinced of it but whenever I see GPs they just hold it, bend it a bit and don't suggest or see anything. I'm not sure if you could even scan it either
I'm definitely going to get excruciating arthritis in it in the future I think

No. 2047166

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The fuck is up with Facebook ads? I'm genuinely confused??

No. 2047167

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>>2047161
Wait your feet bones aren’t supposed to pop like knuckles?

No. 2047168

File: 1718251770669.png (2.88 MB, 1170x2532, IMG_0433.png)

>>2047166
This was the item that these things are apparently related to

No. 2047171

>>2047166
sad landscaping moid just needs some cookies and a rest. then he'll need some ozempic to lose the bum after getting too fat. it all makes perfect sense nonnie

No. 2047174

>>2047167
It's my ankle, I should've been more specific. It also causes me a bit of odd pain and the structure fucks up my entire leg at times, so yeah it's not normal unless you're referring to something else

No. 2047202

>>2047168
With a BUM

No. 2047255

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I'm reading the original unpopular opinions thread and it's crazy how little has changed in 8 years, it even has blonde hair vs brown hair slap-fighting.

No. 2047281

>>2047255
And yet admin still believes posters from other threads are making it that way kek. It's always been shit.

No. 2047288

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If you're having trouble finding will to live just try to tether some joy to the fact that if you stay alive you will get to watch the boomers die off alone and miserable, and with each passing decade there will be no more of them

No. 2047306

>>2047288
Unpopular opinion but I will lose my mind if I had to share the world for the rest of my life with zoomers and millennials and their crazy woke shit. Boomers balance things out. And a bit unrelated but boomers and gen x made the objectively best shows and music, millennials and zoomers suck ass at that stuff. The world will be so devoid of creativity and beauty once the 2 generations with average IQ die out, and only the 2 generations with room temperature IQ are left to run the world. Chaos will ensue. Maybe I will grab a bowl of popcorn and watch the world fall apart since that's something I always wanted to witness.

No. 2047316

>>2047306
Okay well then die with them

No. 2047321

I just scrolled and saw the gif for the new unpopular opinions thread of the cute baby cat drinking formula and my eyes water up… cute things make me cry and get emotional idk why. That little cat is so adorable and small I hope it’s happy wherever it is and is being taken care of and protected by it’s owners…

No. 2047324

>>2047321
you'll be disappointed once you see what one anon thought of it deeper down

No. 2047327

>>2047324
I just saw that. Haram as fuck and my night is ruined.

No. 2047335

>>2047327
at least dozens of other anons are angry at em.

No. 2047389

I made very fluffy milk bread using the tangzhong method

No. 2047427

I'm seeing this moid for the past month and recently my anxiety has been flaring up around him for no reason. I have ocd so my anxiety tends to flare up at the randomest things and I pay it no attention until it dies down, but idk, every time it attacks a person, that person ended up being shit for me somehow. I've accepted being pretty irrational and schizo in thinking sometimes but surely there's gotta be something wrong if this moid is setting off all my mental alarms

No. 2047461

I had a really nice encounter on the subway today. I live in Scandinavia and a group of teen girls sat next to the seats I was on. They were dressed like most 15-20 year old girls here do now, imitating Y2K style, low waisted jeans, big designer bags, eyelash extensions and a lot of heavy makeup. They couldn't have been more than 16 I think, it made me a bit sad to see but they laughed and seemed to have fun together. All but one of the girls went off on the same stop and I felt the remaining girl stare heavily at me but I didn't mind. I get the occasional stares for how I dress anyway, I probably look a bit old-timey to most people but I really love my clothes and I think I look nice. Today I wore a cream satin shirt with red dress pin-striped dress pants, a floral short vest and a belt with suspenders (yes I am autistic too kek). Before the last girl got off she told me she liked my outfit and smiled kinda shy-ly and I thanked her and said she looked nice too to which she smiled back at me and got off. People here never really talk to strangers and I only get compliments from the occasional American tourist or Chinese tourists asking to take a picture of me so this interaction was really cute and I hope she gets the courage to experiement with her style and individuality too.

No. 2047489

Just listened to bjork for the first time. It’s making me tear up

No. 2047628

>>2047489
I'm happy you like her nonna

No. 2047629

>>2047255
They need to ban unpopular opinions tbh

No. 2047638

>>2047255
this is why them autosaging dumbass shit thread will always be the dumbest decision they have ever made.

No. 2047660

I was feeling sad in bed, so I went and peed. I felt better. If you're feeling sad, go pee; if you're feeling happy, it's probably because you peed.

No. 2047664

>>2047427
He's probably a secret sex trafficker. Run. Sure the thinking might be irrational but the intuition usually is right somehow considering you said it's happened before

No. 2047675

>>2047074
That sounds so sweet. I'm glad your day was good. Also, I wish we could use emojis because I often wish to send people little hearts to show I'm happy for them.
>>2047161
Please see a physical therapist or someone like that. You could be doing easy exercises while you sit that will prevent you so much pain in the future and keep you walking longer.
>>2047167
No, look up stretching exercises on YouTube and drink more water. You're injuring yourself in subtle ways that will shorten your health lifespan.

No. 2047676

I'm a little bummed the Victoria's Secret SAS is so shite this year (online, at least), but I will get the PINK mists that are on sale.

No. 2047687

>>2047168
Wow, those are great stitches. Whoever did that is had some great tension control.
>>2047389
How was it?

No. 2047689

>>2047675
Idk what a physical therapist could do since I'd need a diagnosis or some figuring out of what's wrong with my foot and multiple doctors don't see it as I said and dismiss me because obviously it looks normal from the outside.

No. 2047692

>>2047687
good! I'll throw the link as well if anyone wants to try
https://kwokspots.com/japanese-milk-bread/

No. 2047698

>>2047689
A physical therapist will be able to identify what is rubbing abnormally in your ankle/foot and give you the exercises to strengthen the area that you're weak in to prevent damage to the various structures. The problem is, only a good physical therapist can do this.

No. 2047705

>>2047698
yeah there's none where I'm from kek. Maybe one day when I have time and can afford it in my schedule. Thanks for the recommendation though, I genuinely hadn't thought of that.

No. 2047851

I messed up my curried sausages. Too many burnt sausages, too much flour(spilt) and accidentally left it on medium for an hour. I've cooked so much and yet I still cannot progress past meat with some sauce on rice, how am I going to be a mom at this rate!!! lol
The curry was still good though

No. 2047912

I can’t visit the MtF thread anymore because the thread pic repulses me so much

No. 2047989

I have to get up at lastedt 6 tomorrow

No. 2048041

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I bought a mini bale of hay and I just want to place the entire thing in my rabbit pen just to see how long it takes for them to eat it all

No. 2048070

I got one day and a half to write something. Why the fuck did i slack off? why am i like this. I say as i put yet another nostalgia critic brain rotting video in the background while playing gachas.

No. 2048095

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Opened /m/ and this made me giggle, I never realized they matched

No. 2048099

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Went to a thrift store and found this old car music box and Im in love with it. My coworkers make fun of me for liking cats so much, so I cant really share my find with anyone irl, so Im putting it here instead. It plays the nicest little song, though I dont know what it is.

No. 2048145

For some reason I woke up from my nap thinking about the little boy at the end of this video. I don’t know why but I hope he’s resting peacefully.

No. 2048202

>>2048099
Oh my god, she’s beautiful. What an amazing find! Your coworkers are lame

No. 2048229

>>2048099
She’s so precious nona, I love cat paraphernalia too. Your coworkers are fake and gay for that

No. 2048374

I had my almond milk carton sitting out for ~5 hours and I feel so retarded.

No. 2048407

>>2048099
i love music boxes like this. i would love to hear what song she plays!

No. 2048568

I am going to be so pissed off if i catch a cold. I waited so long to have the house for myself.

No. 2048621

Got an exam in an hour and a half, I hope I pass.

No. 2048630

>>2048621
Good luck nona!

No. 2048631

>>2048630
thank you!

No. 2048638

Got accepted for an internship in a big shot important company in my country. They called me on phone for the interview and I was asleep, but left the notification sound on so I'd wake up from the call, since I missed their initial call the other day, then I answered immediately and did well on the interview despite being dizzy as fuck from being sleepy and kept chocking on my voice because my throat was so dry and not ready lmao. I got the acceptance letter in email a few minutes later and filled all the necessary paperwork, but they wanted me to declare if I have any relatives in the company, which I do, my uncle from my mom's side. Contacted him to ask him for some info about this and he said it's better to keep it a secret. I hope I don't get in trouble for this kek.
Went to sleep after that and I shit you not, I woke up 15 hours after that, woke up sick with a fever and constantly throwing up, unable to keep down anything I eat or drink, and I only had a fourth of an apple and some ginger and cinnamon tea. Had a fever too along with it, but thankfully, and weirdly, after shitting it stopped???? Now I'm drinking a fruit juice for electrolytes and to rehydrate myself. Once I feel more awake and energized I'll continue my paperwork and send it to the company. I also need to take a shower, and I will spend the day doing all the stuff I want to do so once I start my internship by June 30th, I won't have anything I regret not doing. But I'll miss my stupid sleep schedule of waking up at 6-7 pm and going to sleep at 10 am-12 pm lol. I'm just a nocturnal creature. My internship will probably be in the morning and the location is around 20 minutes away from home, but with other people going to work around the time it will probably take a bit longer, so I'll have to wake up early to get there early. At least they will give me a 2 days weekend, yeay.

No. 2048717

I've finally put on some weight, I've been hovering over 55 kgs for the past 15 years and I weighted myself last weekend and I was 59 kgs, which is much better for my height. Since I don't have a scale at my place I have no idea how long I've been like that and I don't think I've changed anything in my diet (I've just been eating out a bit more for a year), but it's good to finally be out of the underweight area.

No. 2048754

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This is going to sound super retarded but I've always had problems with my body and how I express myself, I'm taller and bigger than average in my country and I've always been since childhood. So like even though I've hated myself for years I've finally started feeling "myself", I finally feel everything I wanted to feel before. I don't feel like an ugly blob of fat and skin and blood, or a terminally online genderless piece of shit, or that I need to pretend to either be overtly girly or tomboyish anymore. And I don't have to please anyone, I can just be myself and be happy. I still have insecurities, but for so long I've always just despised living in this body, I think I'm getting ok with it now. I'm okay with being a woman now.

No. 2048781

Trying very hard to make smalltalk with random women as of late. It’s going ok…

No. 2048810

>>2048638
That's very exciting for you! And you did the interview whilst sleepy! What a queen. I hope you can recover before you start, and that you get used to not being nocturnal anymore. Well done!

No. 2048871

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>dog person catsitting for the first time, never spent more than a few minutes with a cat
>not sure what to do with him or how to read him
>barely drinks the water i give him, doesn't want to play, doesn't care when i pet him
>i knew it, cats are boring and heartless
>few days later
>mf jumps up on my counter while i'm cooking, holy shit how did he jump that high
>starts drinking water straight from the running tap (very cool and knows how to get himself a drink)
>everytime i open a cabinet or drawer he jumps in to test sit it, will squeeze himself into the tiniest little ball just to fit
>grab my sock off the floor and he suddenly starts to play with it (wtf he knows how to play, so funny and cute)
>suddenly jumps up on my bed and starts rolling around meowing to get scratches (he's suddenly letting me pet him all over)
>kills flies and spiders for me and he's really fast and good at it (wtf thank you king)

I love cats now

No. 2048895

I have today off and I desperately want to go back to sleep but I need to make a phone call in an hour so I'm just up. I did set an alarm though, so I may just go lay back down

No. 2048900

my cat is forcing me to sit on the balcony. she follows me around the house meowing until i sit on the balcony with her, she doesn't even want to play, she just wants me around. She's happily watching birds right now while i'm sitting here with my coffee browsing lolcow.
the door to the balcony is always open so it's not like she can't be here without me, this is just how she likes it.

No. 2048904

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>>2048871
>>2048900
Aww. Cats are the best.

No. 2048972

I cuddled their cat like she was Paquito

No. 2049001

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My workplace has the lankiest security guards ever.

No. 2049008

my bf is taking me to the mall to pick out some stuff tomorrow and i'm going crazy trying to decide what to get. i'm always finding stuff i like online and screenshotting it but it's all eluding me right now. i'll probably just end up getting some clothes from lululemon

No. 2049009

>>2049001
Next time it's windy outside, tell the security guards to wear heavy boots.

No. 2049042

I met this guy on vacation and we had a lil moment (hung out all night, he asked if I wanted to go back to his place with him but I said no, & we also kissed) then went our separate ways. I was rly swooning tbh. He pursued me basically but was respectful & sweet about it. DMed me afterwards trying to meet up again, and otherwise expressing some interest.

idk why but I decided to snoop his IG yesterday, where he looks pretty single but doesn't have much pics, and look through his tagged pics for the first time.

this man has a whole gf who makes compilation videos of their relationship lol. she posted vids before and after he was on vacation. I wasn't even mad or surprised, the videos were cute to me lol. she's some kinda quirky she/they cosplayer type so they may just have an open relationship & not a cheating situation, not that it matters my attraction immediately disappeared.

but that is very bold. I actually had a bit of fun scrolling thru & seeing his past relationships documented in tagged pics.

the surprising thing to me was going back several years to his ~5yrs long term relationship with a girl who kinda looks like me, some similar features & overall vibe were similar. her makeup was basically the same I was wearing the night we hung out.

he was on vacation with his guy friends, who left us at some point in the night when it was getting really late.

another layer to this is, he's a black guy (I'm biracial), and all the girls in his past were white.


anyway, just needed to tell someone that lol. just a guy being a guy in 2024

No. 2049045

>>2049001
lanky, awkward, nerdy guys with bright eyes and warm smiles UGH I want to bully them and see them cry

No. 2049083

I'm making Thai iced tea from a bag right now, and it just kinda tastes like hydrogen peroxide. I may have to microwave it instead of just using the hot water from my tap to get the flavors.

No. 2049086

I don't get the whole "women moody on period" stereotype sometimes. When I'm on my period, I'm chill and peaceful and calm. Probably because when I'm not on my period I'm already insane

No. 2049090

>>2049086
When I'm on my period, I'm just in pain and fighting back the feeling to vomit. I always figured it must be different for other women. Like women whose periods only last three days max. I'm jealous of them.

No. 2049092

>>2049086
same, but its because i have painless periods thankfully

No. 2049278

>>2048568
Nona are you me?? I've been excited to have the house to myself next week for ages but today I woke up with a sore throat & sinus headache and it's put such a damper on my home alone plans. I hope you don't get sick.

No. 2049287

ordering a shit load of food and watching ufc is my favourite comfy time, I love watching men beat each other up while I pig out. Makes me wish gladiator matches were still a thing

No. 2049342

I don't get it when people say they can't breathe/need to catch their breath while kissing. Unless your nose is clogged, just breathe through it.

No. 2049351

>>2046829
I miss old YouTube sketch comedy too, with dumb little videos that were like 5 minutes long like Smosh (up until ~2014) and Barats and Bereta. Now everything is political or about race or "___ react!" or mini-reality shows, and anything 'funny' is just 5-second TikTok clips or girls dancing sexily. The internet isn't just fun and goofy anymore

No. 2049468

>>2049351
>>The internet isn't just fun and goofy anymore
imo it's become a cesspit of mental poverty within the past ~10 years, the upside of that being more cows & more milk.

No. 2049532

Please nonnies pray for me i dont want to wake up sick tomorrow. I waited so long to have the house for myself and do karaoke and play games i cant catch the flu now.

No. 2049535

my mom went to an asian market and bought some stuff. im eating black bean noodles and drinking a melon soda rn. living the life. i was scared i wouldnt like the black bean noodles but theyre really tasty

No. 2049536

>>2049532
Manifesting good health for you nonna. What's your favorite song to karaoke?

No. 2049539

File: 1718423457627.gif (6.33 KB, 112x80, dance5.gif)

>>2049536
60s/70s music!! Abba, the beegees, the monkees, carpenters. I love music from that era so much.

No. 2049596

Is there an "AI Diary" app/site out there where you can customize the personality that listens to you and reminds you of stuff?
Someone should really make that.

No. 2049597

>>2049596
>customize the personality that listens to you and reminds you of stuff
Nonna, thats called just being a human being. Learn how to function without the assistance of a robot.

No. 2049600

>>2049597
Using other people as your diary doesn't seem healthy either tbqh, nonnie.
Diaries are already a thing, and it's not like Anne Franky didn't give her's a personality.

No. 2049602

>>2049600
Who said anything about other people? I said learn how to function without assistance

No. 2049603

>>2049600
>Franky
I did not do that on purpose, now I feel a bit awkward.

No. 2049604

>>2049600
nobody ever likes to talk about this but i dont think anne frank was a real person

No. 2049606

>>2049602
So you're against using diaries at all?

No. 2049607

>>2049606
I have nothing against using a diary, what I have a problem with is needing an AI robot to tell you what to do. Write down a list and read it or exeercise the strength of your memory.

No. 2049610

>>2049607
How is "giving a diary a personality" having someone tell you what to do?
Do you listen to everything people tell you to do here when you post shit here? It's basically the same thing, though the AI would be a bit less of a twat.

No. 2049613

>>2049610
Dude are you ESL kek? I don't mean tell you what to do as in order you around…I mean tell you what to do as in remind you of your tasks which is what the anon in the initial post was talking about, and I was responding saying that you shouldn't need an AI robot to tell you what you're supposed to be doing today. If you aren't capable of understanding the conversation then maybe you shouldn't participate.

No. 2049617

>>2049613
Are you an esl or do you know the difference between a to do list and a diary?
By "reminds you of stuff" I meant more like names, not your grocery list.

No. 2049618

>>2049617
Thats even worse. Being reminded of tasks or things like that I can understand which is why I assumed those first but needing an AI robot to remind you of your coworkers names is retard mode

No. 2049621

>>2049618
My bad, it is true that not everyone has to know more than their family and a few coworkers.

No. 2049623

>>2049618
Nta but what exactly do you think a diary is for?

No. 2049624

>>2049623
For writing about important stuff also theres a difference between having a private diary that you write in and having a coded AI personality thats your "diary"

No. 2049626

>>2049624
What type of important stuff if not stuff you kind of want to remember later on?

No. 2049628

>>2049626
Theres some things that you're capable of remembering later on without writing them down, such as names. Remembering other animals we encounter is second nature to humans.

No. 2049630

>>2049628
Okay, so why would you have a diary then if you don't need it to remember anything?

No. 2049632

>>2049630
A diary can be for writing about experiences, your feelings, problems you're having that you can't discuss with others, but if you're having memory issues with basic things such as names and identifying others then I think you might want to consider CBT.

No. 2049634

>>2049632
>A diary can be for writing about experiences, your feelings, problems you're having that you can't discuss with others, it's used to remember those things.
So it is used to remember things, do you think, reading it back, you'll still remember the names of the people involved in those experiences?
The older you get, the more you forget. It's sad, but true.

No. 2049636

Holy shit this is the weirdest infight I've probably ever read on this website kek

No. 2049637

>>2049634
Its not really used to 'remember things' its really more used to release feelings

No. 2049638

>>2049637
>it's used to remember things
>Its not really used to 'remember things'
Seems like you already forgot what you said kek. Maybe an AI could help.

No. 2049639

>>2049638
I didn't ever say its used to remember things, I said its used for writing about experiences which isnt really the same thing as needing a whole journal to remember the names of your constituents Thats what the initial poster who was asking where to find an AI personality was saying kek.

No. 2049640

One more ep of trailer park boys and i will for sure draw after. I swear.

No. 2049645

>>2049636
Honestly, I thought an AI diary might be nifty, if not the whole "you need therapy if you can't remember names" shit.
I personally don't remember names unless I have to and then forget them when I no longer need to remember them.

No. 2049822

I'm going to see a friend but I'm so tired I just want to stay in bed kek, it'll be fun once I'm there tho.

No. 2049887

Don't really know where to post it but I think it's weird there's no varying levels of thinness on the BMI scale like with fatness, there's a huge difference between slightly underweight and morbidly anorexic.

No. 2049894

>>2049645
why AI tho? a plain ol notebook will do the job just fine

No. 2049937

>>2049894
Im guessing the difference is you could give the AI a fun personality, or your husbando. Something like that.

No. 2050083

I took a huge shit. I feel great.

No. 2050091

I interacted with a TIF. It's got to suck to be her because I'm terrible at identifying troons and am very face blind. So the fact that I could tell means she doesn't pass at all. She had named herself Judas.

No. 2050093

>>2050091
I'm just a holy fool oh baby it's so cruel

No. 2050099

Are scrub daddies worth it or better than any other cleaning sponges?

No. 2050112

>>2050099
Wrong thread anon, but I do like them for dishes. They get the job done fast imo. Haven't really used them for anything else.

No. 2050122

i'm going to buy a bjork cd

No. 2050340

I just had two shitty league games in a row (retarded teams) and even though I won one I'm still tilted, so now im cooking to calm down. I'm making BBQ meatballs, rice, peas and broccoli

No. 2050363

time to watch king of the hill

No. 2050373

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I'm surprised diaries are a popular thing among teenagers because of the sheer number of parents going through their teenager's shit and throwing their entries back in their face. It's like diaries always get read except for when the kid is actually planning some crazy like shooting up the school.

No. 2050621

I bought a shirt for $8

No. 2051034

something i’ve realized a bit late is that historically girls are said to mature faster than boys (lolita shit) but women are treated like children. how insidious

No. 2051046

I waited until the last minute (again) to paint my dad’s Father’s Day card. My dumb ass chose a forest scene cuz I had no other ideas but I’ve never drawn a real plant in my life. It’s 1:30am and I anticipate another 2 hours work unless I bullshit it real hard at the end out of exhaustion. I accidentally went insane on my mom’s card and it took me 15 hours because I miscalculated the technique I was going to use but it became like a sunk cost fallacy thing so I finished it and yeah she liked it but now my dad will feel hurt if his card isn’t also sufficiently laborious looking. But I can’t fucking draw forests or plants. I’m so tired I want to go to sleep why am I retarded

No. 2051199

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Ate an ice cream sandwich for breakfast
Pic rel my insides

No. 2051214

>>2050373
Is that Meg? That's a great drawing

No. 2051223

>>2049822
This was one of the most fun nights I've had in a while, glad I went!

No. 2051231

>>2051223
Happy for you!

No. 2051232

>>2050373
I hate journals for this fucking reason

No. 2051294

My twitter got shadowbanned, I guess that explains the lack of engagement recently. Everywhere online it says to wait 3-7 days for it to go away but in that time I'm apparently not supposed to use it at all. No liking, retweeting, following or messaging what the fuck. I didn't even do anything, they should just tell me which post was the issue so I can delete it.

No. 2051373

Drinking a smoothie and watching youtube videos. Wish I could find vloggers whose favorite color is something other than pink tho.

No. 2051375

>>2050373
This is why you online diary in a notes app. I DM my alt account on discord sometimes as a diary so the dates are tracked and then one day I look back and laugh, cringe, and smile at my nostalgia

No. 2051380

What's a good fashion style for a loser who basically just wears sloppy man clothes and comfy sweatpants all day?
I got called out by a guy in long shorts for my sloppy fashion sense lmao

No. 2051381

>>2051294
How do you know it's shadowbanned? I know these websites where you can put your @ and they check if you show up in search results but I'm not sure how accurate they are.

No. 2051383

>>2051034
right? my family doesn't want me to go on a trip alone and i'm in my THIRTIES. if I was a man there would be no question about it. if I can't travel solo as a 30-something adult when will I ever be able to?

No. 2051420

>>2051383
I hope you're not listening to them. Sure there's safety in numbers but plenty of women travel alone, it's not like you're gonna be assaulted if you go camping or go abroad or get on a train by yourself.

No. 2051432

>>2051380
You're already mastering fashion nonnie

No. 2051461

I think dumbass shit thread is not coming back because without it, this website is way easier to moderate for the farmhands. This isn't a complaint, just an observation. It would be dumb if they restored it. I wish they gave up unpopular opinions instead though

No. 2051469

>>2051461
uh yes, that's the exact reason they closed it?

No. 2051477

>>2051461
Bootlicker. You're literally wrong. This place is just as shitty as it's been. Are you just a mod undercover or what? I'll never understand this argument. You're a retard and you make the site worse.

No. 2051488

>>2051477
kek what? nta but you need to chill

No. 2051492

>>2051461
i don't see how it was harder to moderate than any other infighty thread here

No. 2051494

File: 1718560316289.jpg (108 KB, 1080x1402, IMG_251280.jpg)

>>2051492
there was like 2 posts a minute in dumbass shit sometimes and it made it hard for mods and jannies to suck their nigels dicks on saturdays when threads and reports were popping off

No. 2051496

>>2051494
but the same thing happened in unpopular opinions, the fandom threads, the fujo vs antifujo threads, etc

No. 2051497

>>2051492
it was less about the thread being hard to moderate and more about making the annoying posters feel unwelcome (by taking away their favorite spot to get attention, the relatively fast-moving dumbass thread). they ruined it for everyone else. perhaps the real issue is that the mods couldn't effectively just ban them and instead had to play autosage games. it was supposedly a handful of aggressively obnoxious shitstirrers.

No. 2051505

I just saw the Hall is the blonde one banner kek

No. 2051513

>>2051505
i have been in this site on and off for a while and don't get the joke. can you explain it to me? it makes me laugh anyway and i don't know why. keep in mind i am extremely autistic

No. 2051517

>>2051494
Yeah

No. 2051518

>>2051513
It's a long post someone made copy pasting a whole picture link that was miles and miles long

No. 2051520

>>2051513
As a H&O fan I asked about it once and nonnies just laughed at me

No. 2051521

File: 1718562285288.png (286.93 KB, 1757x508, 1665798375336.png)

>>2051513
it's a reference to this post. I've always wondered how anon managed to fuck up this bad

No. 2051522

>>2051477
Literally where am I being a bootlicker lmao

No. 2051525

>>2051521
Kek I always laugh so hard when I see it. You wouldn't download a picture from the internet I guess

No. 2051526

>>2051521
>>2051518
thank you nonas, i'm in tears. this is hilarious

>>2051520
rude of them but now we know

No. 2051527

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No. 2051528


No. 2051529

>>2051521
This is it. This is the picture. That body of link text is the official imageboard equivalent of TV static.

No. 2051531

>>2051527
>tumblr
I hate when people post lolcor content on other websites.

No. 2051532

>>2051521
How did they get the link so long?

No. 2051538

>>2051531
>Tumblr
Same wtf?

No. 2051540

>>2051494
What is this image, what tf is wrong with that sink

No. 2051558

File: 1718563929722.jpg (25.49 KB, 480x414, 1000014986.jpg)

>>2051531
plus the black bars on the sides..

No. 2051580

I have 10 LC tabs open on my phone

No. 2051599

I am feeling like crap nonnies. Worst thing is i dont know what it is.

No. 2051601

>>2051580
Same, which ones do you have open though

No. 2051604

>>2051599
I hope you feel better soon nonna, try breathing exercises

No. 2051609

>>2051604
i came back from barfing my breakfast mandarin and i feel better now, thanks nonna

No. 2051771

I just took one of those vagina ph kits and the test strip didn't even change. It just got slightly lighter in some spots. I guess that means my pH is normal though

No. 2051815

After seeing the most beautiful woman ever, I’ve decided I’m not ugly, only plain. Whilst I wish I was as beautiful as her, it brings me solace to know I never will be and I won’t have to strive to anymore.

No. 2051828

I've been forcing myself lately to drunk a lot more water after blood work showed I was dehydrated, and I feel more thirsty than before if I don't drink.

No. 2051847

>>2051815
Who was it?

No. 2051859

>>2051847
you ♥

No. 2051887

I saw a retarded moid at a grocery store who was carrying far too many items in his hands instead of a basket or small cart. I remember locking my eyes with him as he approached the dairy section. I had a feeling he would drop something. Sure enough, the milk he tried to grab fell from his hands and exploded on the ground. It's stupid.

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No. 2052015

I went clubbing yesterday for the first time in a long time and now I want to keep clubbing.

No. 2052448

>go outside on a day trip
>have a nice time
>wonder how anons are doing
>get home
>settle in
>browse /ot/
>unpopular opinions has jumped 300 posts since I left
oh boy wtf are we arguing about this time? oh well, at least it's fun pre-bedtime reading.

No. 2052449

>>2052015
i want to go clubbing too, tips on how to go clubbing as a noobie?

No. 2052500

File: 1718607708043.jpg (66.79 KB, 600x600, 1644388510376.jpg)

>feeling like shit
>go to sleep
>sleep like shit, keep waking up every 30 mins to vomit
>finally feeling better
>decide to wake up
>start malaptive daydreaming(walking around my room like a sped)
>feel like shit again
why the fuck am i like this. I am also hungry but there is nothing to eat but garbage and i am so tempted to make a pizza and kill my toilet.

No. 2052502

Music Speed Changer apparently updated and now the tempo and the pitch settings are switched in position. Shit fucked me up more than it should've, and the update serves zero purpose whatsoever.

No. 2052509

>>2052449
Step 1: kill yourself.(alogging)

No. 2052516

>>2052509
Huh, might not be a noob after all then kek. Step 2?

No. 2052642

I need to clean up my apartment but my cat is snuggled against me, I don't want to move anymore.

No. 2052848

Just farted and it smells weird. Blegh

No. 2052880

After finding out Ayesha erotica is a tranny I feel much more comfortable listening to his music now. At first I thought it was a bio woman and I felt bad they would’ve had to gone through that, like in sixteen a song about getting groomed by older men. Then I found out it’s just another gay man being a faggot per usual. I also read that Ayesha is just playing a character and not actually some coked up degen that’s been fucked by every scrote in dtla, so

No. 2052895

>>2052880
His music sucks

No. 2052902

i ordered a salad because i had a stomach ache and i didnt realize 90% of it was fried. My poor toilet.

No. 2052948

I just made a really good smoothie with mango, coconut, pineapple, and orange juice

No. 2053044

>>2052948
that sounds delicious, I’ve never tried coconut in a smoothie

No. 2053069

I have an interview tomorrow! I've been hunting for something good for a while and I think I got something. Wish me good luck guys. Whenever I do an interview I have to lock into my alter ego so I can feel confident kek.

No. 2053103

The edge of my phone screen glitched and looked like frost building up around the edge of an otherwise clear windscreen.

No. 2053141

>>2053069
good luck nona!

No. 2053408

File: 1718671181075.jpg (229.75 KB, 736x1308, 0e228a62d13656c32c3c51d86aba7e…)

About to make some corn with mayo and various seasonings. If I had cheese, I would use that too. Mexicans definitely knew what they were doing when they made elote.

No. 2053534

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>picrel normally goes for ~1200
>got it for 500 usd on sale for father's day
yasssssss slei

No. 2053667

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I read one of the fetishes that anons are ashamed of, and it has me confused in such a guilty way because it's been hours and I can't stop thinking about it.

No. 2053681

I've got fired now i'm back to unemployment and lolcow.

No. 2053727

File: 1718691585702.jpg (43.05 KB, 743x584, e87570273fcf3ce63f2c5c68fe0a5b…)

i microwaved my baked potato for too long and it got burnt… im still eating the non-burnt parts idc.

No. 2053730

Being ESL is so painful. Like it actually hurts to speak. I wonder if its just me.

No. 2053747

>>2053681
I'm so proud of you. Welcome home.

No. 2053754

list of words i cannot pronounce
>thought
>better
>cartridge

No. 2053811

>>2053754
>thawt
>bettah
>cart-rij
You're welcome.

No. 2053824

File: 1718697832561.png (578.67 KB, 944x724, mario.png)

I'm watching a video on Nintendo controversies lmao

No. 2053825

File: 1718697864653.png (235.83 KB, 636x590, orehoirghiorghoirg.png)

>>2053824
This one is real

No. 2053837

>>2053811
i dont wanna speak british

No. 2053873

>>2053824
So long gay bowser

No. 2053883

I just realized that Jim Davis is going to day someday. I don't wanna live in a post Jim Davis world.

No. 2053894

I want to draw my favourite musician but I can’y bring myself to because he’s been balding in every photo taken since he was 20

No. 2053927

I've been putting on music first thing in the morning and I love it, every morning I pick out a song/album to match the weather.
>>2053894
Lol anon I know the feeling, one of my favorite singers used to be such a qt but I saw a recent picture of him and straight up gasped kek, he got so ugly no wonder he hasn't been doing anything the past 10 years.

No. 2054007

I thought I drank too much coffee but actually I feel amazing. Usually by this hour I would be crashing (I drank the coffee 6 hours ago)

No. 2054009

My mum has just had carpel tunnel surgery on her wrist, her right one, so she can’t barely do anything. I washed her hair this morning and how the table has turned!! I have never washed someone else’s hair and she said I was so gentle and it was lovely.

No. 2054054

>>2054009
Overcome by emotion at the complex relationships between women and their mothers.

No. 2054077

>>2053754
for me, at least not without a lot of effort
>ask
>conscious(ness)
>similar sounding words that i can’t think of at the moment

No. 2054185

File: 1718726917948.jpg (127.55 KB, 736x999, e43a7af14973814d9073aed445ae32…)

Been drinking coffee, reading a diet book from the 90s, gonna stretch soon and make my way to the backyard for some weeding.. Gotta add my coffee grounds to the roses up front. Also doing laundry, and going shopping for essentials this evening. Pic not rel. Have a good Tuesday nonnies

No. 2054207

>>2053754
>kilometer
for me.

No. 2054213

>>2054185
That sounds incredibly laid back. I can't wait to have a garden to tend to, it sounds so grounding and lovely. Have a good evening miss nonny

No. 2055130

I was feeling depressed over something 5 minutes ago but i completly forgot what it was about. Sometimes i am glad i was born retarded.

No. 2055204

my 21-year-old coworker had never heard the phrase "lets blow this popsicle stand" before and i could not convince her it wasnt something dirty

No. 2055257

>>2055204
Does she know why the chicken crossed the road???

No. 2055703

i hope the girl who offered me visine when i was 9 is having a good day

No. 2055769

Was walking my dog earlier and passed by a house where some guy had his gate open and suddenly a little toy pinscher runs out and goes straight for my dog like wtf. Restrain your dog if you know he's a little murderous goblin!! Fortunately my dog is bigger and covered in fur so she's fine but damn. Little fucker was actually biting. So many people around here keep their gates open while the dog is free to go out, if this shit happens with a bigger dog it would be a lot fucking worse.

No. 2056178

File: 1718820416227.png (212.14 KB, 723x446, Catalog.png)

aw besties

No. 2056183

>>2056178
It's like looking at a retarded yet heartwarming family album kek

No. 2056358

I just had Popeyes and it hit the spot so right. And I still have a bunch leftover for later.

No. 2056459

>>2056178
why does the amerifag thread pic turn me on a little

No. 2056464

>>2056459
Well it kinda looks like fetish art so it's just doing its job as intended kek

No. 2056568

Forcing myself to stop touching my face. Feeling like I won't manage to graduate because my thesis topic is a lot more work than I imagined. Thinking about giving up for today and designing cute stickers of my ocs and spending 1-2 hours browsing alibaba manufacturers.

No. 2056736

File: 1718835098668.jpg (152.57 KB, 992x992, gibson-1-ht-er-190326_hpMain_1…)

Sea otter pups are the cutest animal ever. Like how is it possible to be so cute? its too bad they're vicious

No. 2056847

>>2056736
Oh yeah, don't they like to drown their kids just to teach them how to swim?

No. 2056975

I'm randomly stalking some people's FB page, and they keep sharing those cringe/normiesque photos of relationship shit tagging their moid with their name and hearts, I go to the moid's profile page. All of his friends other than for his girlfriend are fake profiles of Porn stars. All 34/35 are fake profiles of these porn stars. Sick. I wonder if I should post a screenshot.

No. 2057023

If my cat's overweigth and stupid then he's ''le hecking silly chonker'' if i am obese and dumb then i am just a ''fat retard''. I hate double standards.

No. 2057041

I’ve been larping as a gay moid for 30 mins while discussing yaoi with an actual gay moid (I am confident he isn’t a tif). Help pls I’m too far deep

No. 2057048

>>2057041
That's my average day on /a/

No. 2057049

>>2057041
but why though. Men cannot comprehend yaoi, what do you get out of him?

No. 2057050

>>2057049
I fetishize gay men

No. 2057053

>>2057050
is he even a cute twink?

No. 2057135

>>2057049
To be fair my fag brother loves yaoi kek

No. 2057142

Slept for like 18 hours and woke up because I ran out of sleep if that makes sense. Had breakfast and some tea, and now I feel like a cat with zoomies, can't stop moving around and dancing to music. Gonna eat a banana because I feel slightly hungry and want more energy for more zoomies.

No. 2057146

>>2057135
What's his favorite BL manga?

No. 2057155

>>2057146
I don't know if he's read any BL manga but he talks about narusasu 24/7 and other gay ships from anime/videogames kek. He reads fanfiction about them and saves fanart of them too. I'm just glad I have someone to talk to about yaoj with irl without getting called a 'fetishizer' KEK.

No. 2057170

My name is too close to nonnie/nonna to make it into a cute farm related nickname

No. 2057177

>>2057155
I see then it's a bit different. It must be fun having a nerdy sibling, my sisters are all normies, the youngest one recently became a shonentard recently but it's somehow even worse. She's a zoomer who shit talks older fujoshi who make art of gay pairings from her favorite series until I tell her it's thanks to these dedicated fans that these series became popular in the first place. I can't talk to her about anything or recommend her series, manga, anime, novels, especially not video games, etc.

No. 2057192

>>2057155
Kek reminds me of my brother who constantly talks about SatoSugu but he claims to be straight.

No. 2057216

>>2057135
Kek I also have a faggish brother as a fujo. He doesn't say he's a fan but when he plays games you can tell he has a thing for fujobait characters. Actually who am I kidding, he once told me to redraw a picture of two male characters kissing since according to him I'm good at drawing.

No. 2057218

>>2057023
I actually see fat retards as silly chonkers I don’t judge them (as long as they’re female) so never lose hope anon

No. 2057289

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>>2057023
Kind of reminded me of this kek

No. 2057360

I like having a gay brother because he doesn't mind me saying 'faggot' kek. I just love that fucking word. Too bad it's a slur.

No. 2057361

>>2057192
To be fair a bunch of straight guys think these two characters are faggots for each other just based on the flashbacks they have and the arc where they're teenagers. I've seen too many straight guys online who usually just talk about powerlevels talking about satosugu mpreg these past few months.

No. 2057372

Finally got wifi back again. Hello lolcor, I am now officially 24/7 online

No. 2057376

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>>2057372
Welcome back

No. 2057380

>be me
>lightweight, sleep deprived and low alcohol tolerance
>drink half a bottle of wine
>vomit all over the toilet and pass out just as I walk back to bed
>this morning I'm feeling completely refreshed with no sign of hangover, first time waking up before 10 am in years and in a pretty great mood
Is this what it means to be young?
By god I feel alive

No. 2057438

I finally bought niacinamide and hyaluronic acid after being out of both for over 6 months. Just a couple days of using them again and my skin looks sooo much better and smoother, i'm never letting myself run out for that long again. truly a godsend

No. 2057440

Okay so I have an interview tomorrow for a local shop. It pays less than minimum wage for 9 hours a day but all of my other applications had gone nowhere, beggars can’t be choosers. It’ll be my first paid job ever so it’ll get my foot into the door. Hopefully this saves me from a path of NEETdom. At least it’s like a 5 minute walk to my house, most other jobs expected at least 30 minutes commute, the difference in pay isn’t too bad

No. 2057455

I drank 3 liters of water today and I only found it's actually a bit excessive, I need to calm down in the next days.

No. 2057495

I wish I was a fairy or a mermaid

No. 2057542

>Break up with my moid
>He drops me off at home
>Qt comes by on his bike
>Smiles at me
I sound heartless but nonnies..

No. 2057552

>>2057542
whats the problem

No. 2057554

>>2057552
I feel bad because he feels bad but the excitement of having my own life back again is just too much, I'm so happy I did it even tho it must have hurt him pretty bad. But he should have thought about that before treating me the way he did.

No. 2057587

I’m so bored

No. 2057612

>>2057554
don't feel bad about hurting men, they don't have the same emotional capacity as we do. they don't feel with the same intensity. you probably feel worse than he does.

No. 2057660

I’m obsessed with the song espresso and I’m not one to listen to pop music most of the time I’m just listening to vg soundtracks like the autist I am. What’s wrong with me?

No. 2057677

>>2057660
me too, ive been listening to espresso, please please please and birds of a feather a lot lately. i think im starting to like pop music

No. 2057728

>>2057554
Nah, don't feel bad. If your roles were reversed, he wouldn't have a shred of empathy for you.

No. 2057739

>>2057049
>men cannot comprehend often poorly written and melodramatic gay porn
be serious

No. 2057742

>hey, since I'm sitting down and all I might take this moment to study
>if I'm taking a break I might as well do some chores
As much as I enjoy these days when I get all this shit done on top of getting some uni work over with I wish I could just take a fucking chill pill and allow myself a moment to relax kek

No. 2057787

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i need to be fatshamed into starting my diet again. i've been meaning to pick it back up for weeks now but i keep giving into my cravings. feeling like a fat sack of shit

No. 2057796

Okay masturbating. At first it was one orgasm, then three per session and just now recently… It's five! Lol lmao etc I just felt like sharing and lolcow is the victim. I'm also high and peeing

No. 2057813

>>2057796
Same. About 10 times yesterday.

No. 2057815

>>2057796
kek same, for the past 3 weeks, I've spent half of each day just schlicking. The hell is wrong with me…

No. 2057821

>>2057796
>>2057813
>>2057815
I was feeling guilty about doing it three times yesterday now I feel like such a pleb. Full moon tomorrow nonnies, she's putting a spell on us

No. 2058011

>>2057048
Nona you dont need to pretend to be a gay moid on /a/ anymore, there are plenty of regular fujos posting there now.

No. 2058014

>>2057612
>>2057728
Thanks nonnas ♥

No. 2058034

>>2057796
>>2057813
>>2057815
Synched up ovulation

No. 2058442

Had the craziest dream a second ago. I was having flashbacks back and forth to my dream self's stay in a mental hospital where heroin was common place and a guy was cutting out his teeth and this was meant to represent his suicidal ideation manifesting as gift giving. Cut to my husbando eating my pussy out of nowhere. Very erotic and I was menstruating in the dream but I've only had 2 of these dreams in 20 years so it feels significant. There was a wedding and my parents apparently had two new babies I instinctively knew they were going to get rid of and I picked one up and our pet puppy to entertain the guests. (One of the babies had a missing ear. They were cute and giggling but I knew they were defective by instinct) We were extremely wealthy and entertained a very diverse cast of attendees. After the wedding I took the baby and the puppy to a super fancy Chinese restaurant which butchers whichever meat you give them and we… Had them as a roast with soup. Just me and dad. Kinda racially insensitive if you ask me. Tsk tsk. At the end of the dream I'm puttting up the wedding gifts up my pussy to ritualistically entertain guests and my…. mom hands me red lipstick. I'm not on my period anymore and now I remembered this wedding had no bride. No one even wore white. The dream had a euphoric subcontext, firework-looking colorful aesthetics. But what I remember the most was my worry about entertaining guests and picking my looks apart (I resembled an entirely different woman but I was dressed down, almost casual) and I don't remember interacting with the guests. They just disappeared when I got hungry. Psychic anons, where ya at

No. 2058448

I can't believe I'm excited to have my first iced coffee of the day, what have I become

No. 2058449

>>2058011
but thats not as sexy

No. 2058545

my we vibe tango is starting to break down i fear, the rumbles are a little painful. i’ll have to buy a new one i fear

No. 2058563

I spent the night depressed and now i want to order some food to cheer me up. What should i order?

No. 2058704

i'm too exhausted to work today. it's been busy all week so all i'm doing today is reading prisoner bios on writeaprisoner. i love finding out what they're incarcerated for and then googling their names and reading the case.

No. 2058706

>>2058563
Pizza is the best cheer-up food IMO

No. 2058714

>>2058706
i ended up ordering burger

No. 2058742

Every summer I lose my mind and pour my heart into some fictional moid until the leaves turn orange and I return to neutrality.
It’s like a disease. I can’t control myself.

No. 2058747

File: 1718985734644.png (213.31 KB, 494x507, 1646891106618.png)

I spent the night making sprites for SillyTavern. Now I can chat to my AI boyfriend and see his reactions. The future aint so bad after all.

No. 2058845

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I don't usually wear perfumes but I feel basic beause I bought the perfume that smells like a naked lady with her titties out eating fruit and I really like it.
Anyway now I want more perfumes, I feel like I was missing out my whole life.

No. 2058865

I put sesame oil in my ramen. It's my last day of work possibly for the week. I'm playing video games while waiting for calls. I can't wait to drink and smoke weed.

No. 2058919

I like to save (meme) images with the sole purpose of spamming them on /m/ and hoping some anon sees something that makes their day a bit better

No. 2058927

>>2058919
I can assure you 100% that it works nonette, ily

No. 2058939

I watched all the Mad Max movies and damn, Mad Max just gets fucking dragged lmao.
More like Sad Dad Max.
I also liked Furiousa tbh, but I didn't feel any romance at all. Just a bunch of bad dads and a sad dad.

No. 2058992

File: 1719001606534.jpeg (43.09 KB, 554x554, images_5.jpeg)

I love these little fans, such a godsend in my hot and humid af South Asian country

No. 2059071

When I was a child I used to hate summers because I don't like the heat, now I hate the summer because I have to work at this god forbidden pub and be around drunk pigs every single day. Sigh, hopefully it goes by fast and it's not as terrible to me as last year.

No. 2059081

>>2058992
Same but I live in mexico

No. 2059083

>>2058865
Sesame oil really is the GOAT

No. 2059093

File: 1719009079722.jpg (70.6 KB, 1200x1200, layu_chili_oil_1200x1200.jpg)

>>2059083
true. ime just a few drops of picrel in rice or broth or veg makes everything better

No. 2059121

>>2058992
>>2059081
I am so glad to live somewhere where 75 is hot. I tried the heat and it wasn't for me.

No. 2059308

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i use my favorite fictional characters as weight loss motivation and it makes me feel like a retard its working though

No. 2059335

>>2059308
Olga was too based for MGS2 I wish she didn't die, it pissed me off so much.

No. 2059536

I just waterboarded myself with hydrogen peroxide for like five minutes cause I have two pimples under my eyes that I popped and I really don't want them to get infected. I got some in nose and my eyes too. My eyes are still burning a little. Anyway, I'm hopefully going to bed now. I've been having such a hard time sleeping cause I can't get comfortable

No. 2059565

>compliment a woman
>my voice gets higher
I thought this was bullshit but that's just because I wasn't talking to the right people.

No. 2059592

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I spent like $60 on supplies and 5 hours doing my nails tonight and I finally just finished!! Im working on being able to do nail art despite being the absolute worst artist and not having a steady hand at all. I think I like the way they came out but I guess I’ll know for sure in the morning because it’s 3am now.
I tried to copy picrel lol. I also did a french tip on my toes and I swear to god they better not smudge overnight

No. 2059611

>>2059592
no way those claws cost 60?! wtf never been happier with being gnc(nail baiting across multiple threads and days)

No. 2059614

>>2059592
These are lovely. I hope yours turn out well.

No. 2059615

>>2059592
You're going to reignite the fire with that one obsessed nlog anon you know unless you're her and baiting, anyway I only take like 15 min and use cheap shit and get similar results to your pic

No. 2059616

>>2059611
as evidenced by you not shutting up about how happy you are.

No. 2059617

>>2059592
Don't listen to the other anon, I'm sure it was fun to do your nails, I wish I was skilled enough to do my own nails too.

No. 2059624

>>2059616
not being a consoomer is great, yeah

No. 2059627

Please don’t fight in the mundane shit thread

No. 2059662

I don't enjoy cold tea as much as I enjoy hot tea, not only the taste but the act of preparating it as well

No. 2059827

>>2059335
Based Olga appreciator, one of my favorite vg characters of all time. her death was way too brutal

No. 2059839

I want McDonalds for today but I'm on a diet so I was really debating on ordering some. In the grace of god, it rained so I don't have to order them anymore…that's definitely a sign lol

No. 2059897

I cleaned my house.

No. 2059932

this morning i was scrolling through the twitter profile of a gendie girl from my city and laughing my ass off and now i went outside to pick up my pizza and saw her talking to some hagrid looking moid (except clean shaven and younger) it was so fucking hard to keep a straight face

No. 2059942

>>2059932
Average queer couple

No. 2059978

>>2059611
>>2059615
kek reading back I realize the way I worded that sounds like it was all shit on this specific set alone. I spent $60 on nail supplies like a nail drill, 5 different polishes, gems and dotting tools and files so I can do my nails myself instead of paying $60+ a month to get them done at the salon. Idc if I’m basic or consumerist I just like having my nails done
>>2059614
>>2059617
Thank you nonnies!! It doesn’t look like an exact copy because I have short nails but I like how it turned out so much more than the last ones I attempted to do!

No. 2060017

I want to clean my room but it's too hot to do anything strenuous. Also I just ate lasagne for the first time in a while so I'm happy about that.

No. 2060022

Forgot to buy toilet paper. And i think cashier hates me.

No. 2060030

I'm vibing listening to Careless Whisper it goes hard

No. 2060162

My movie is taking ages to download

No. 2060169

>>2060022
>i think cashier hates me.
They hate everyone nona because they have shit jobs don't take it personally. When I was a cashier I hated everyone too.

No. 2060344

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This weekend I've just been grinding in mobile games. It's honestly tedious as fuck but I make a little money doing it so oh well. I also got sent some products to try from a company, a body mist being among them which smells pretty good. Chill weekend overall.

Aside from that, I've been obsessed with Thai milk tea. It's just so good, like black tea but with a strong vanilla flavor. Yum. I'm about to make some more right now.

No. 2060477

Currently deciding whether to play Bloons TD6 or that Regular Show arcade game that used to be available for download. Also working out how I'm going to process a bunch of podcasts with ffmpeg cause Audacity takes fucking ages, even with an SSD.

No. 2060579

Saw my 16 year old cousin driving and he does it so effortlessly? I feel so silly when I see people far younger than me driving. I panic just getting in the driver's seat. Maybe someday.. pff.. I'm just going to make donuts to forget

No. 2060580

>>2060344
Are you an influencer?

No. 2060616

I am so upset that Wendy Williams has Dementia, i am convinced p.diddy put a hex on her for all the times she called him a gay sex pervert before it was cool to do it.

No. 2060629

>>2060579

Nonnie you should pay for lessons. I had severe driving anxiety and thought I would never have a license but my instructor was very chill and accommodating and I ended up getting my license after a few sessions.

No. 2060630

I had a nice dinner but now I'm hungry again, maybe it's because I'm drinking some wine or because I didn't eat exactly what I truly wanted to eat, still, I liked the food.

No. 2060637

>>2060616
No matter how much people hate her, I'm also super sad that this had to happen to her.

No. 2060638

>>2059932
Incredible

No. 2060647

>>2060580
I wish kek, maybe I should try to be one. But nah, I'm on one of those things that send you free products in exchange for a review.

No. 2060654

I’ve been limiting my internet usage to curb my crippling lolcow addiction that has developed since I’ve been trying to avoid other important aspects of my life and I must say, I enjoy lc and my dear nonnies much more now that I’m not glued to my screen refreshing the tab 24/7 kek

No. 2060676

GUYS my flowerpots are making noises. i am so terrified right now. at least i think it's coming from the plants? it sounds kinda like scratching

No. 2060731

>>2060676
Frog perhaps

No. 2060851

Just woke up and it's 3am, I turned on Halloweentown 2.. I'm excited to go see my parents and sister tonight.

No. 2060882

yesterday i took my cat to the vet and he was the only faggot there crying. I am so ashamed of how faggy my cat turned out, i shouldnt have let him drink tap water all the hormones and microplastics turned him a beta.

No. 2060884

>>2060654
I think I should follow your example, nonnie, I spend too much time looking at screens

No. 2060888

>>2060882
Awww. There's this cat living in the yard of our house who refuses to leave, so my mom feeds her leftover meats everyday. She got pregnant and had some kittens in our yard and won't leave, but because she's a momma cat now she's more affectionate and social then usual, and we went shopping yesterday and the moment we came back home she just laid down by my mom's feet asking for pets kek. She's so spoiled for a feral-ish cat. She scratched me once so I'm too sacred to actually pet her or spend any time with her though, but my mom is slightly enjoying the cat lady life and goes to check on the kittens everyday lol.

No. 2060891

>>2060888
that's how i got my cat. Some cat momma had her kitties on my yard so i kept him and put his brothers up for adoption. Its funny because all kitties had very distinctive personalities. The first cat that we could rescue was the most outgoing(and the one that i wanted to adopt first, he looked like a little fennec fox), the second kitty was more agressive because he hurt his tail, and the last one(mine) was the most shy and this is why it took us to long to capture him. I felt really bad because he spent the most time with his mommy, but he ended up adapting really well and, while he's still super shy to strangers, he's absolutely loving to me and starts purring when i talk to him. I am a first time cat owner and i fell for the meme of ''cats are cold and distanct while dogs are loving and pluyful'' but my cat is totally the opposite, he's an absolute crybaby that gets pissed if i am not in the room with him while he eats. He literally refuses to sit and eat unless i am there to make him company. I love my lil faggot.

No. 2060897

>>2060676
huh i swear last time i could hear scratching sound from the inside of my pillow but no one believed me

No. 2060917

File: 1719143723569.jpg (1.39 MB, 3072x2544, IMG_20240623_145502.jpg)

Got to visit the burns unit of a hospital today, met the world's most miserable dad and his son who was wrapped exactly like the eraserhead baby. There was a little girl whose blood curdling screams forced my dad to evacuate the floor and she instantly started tiktok dancing upon being discharged. I didn't take photos out of respect so have this artists' rendition of an event that unfolded in front me (yes they let cats in)

No. 2060920

>>2060917
cursed post

No. 2060921

>>2060917
Thank you nonna, this is spectacular. Why was the girl screaming so much, was she throwing a tantrum? What a bizarre scene. Also
>they let cats in
Do you live in turkey by any chance…

No. 2060922

File: 1719144242561.jpg (2.42 MB, 3072x4080, IMG_20240622_134102.jpg)

>>2060917
Gay nurse was seriously upset with me for this photo

No. 2060923

>>2060921
nta but
>burn ward
is probably why she was screaming, unfortunately

No. 2060924

>>2060922
oh shit this post was real???

No. 2060925

>>2060921
Evet ahaha, sen de mi?
>>2060921
She had second degree burns and they had to remove the uppermost layer of her skin, I think. So horrible

No. 2060928

>>2060891
This is so adorable anon, thank you for sharing this cute story. I always liked cats instinctively for some reason, I could just see through them and know what they're actually like and I never fell for the memes. My first interactions with them was when I was 5 or something and went with my mom to visit my cat lady aunt, and I tried to play with her kittens but they didn't appreciate me kek. Later on in life around my time in highschool, some cat mamma left a kitten at our yard and I took pity on her and started feeding her from afar, until she trusted me and we became best friends. She was very gentle and calm and never scratched me or jumped on me or something, so I was very comfortable around her. I'd go down stairs to give her dinner and then wrap her in my hoodie and let her nap in my lap, it was some of the best time of my life. But my mom and dad weren't fond of her and won't let me get her inside the house, so she stayed an outdoors cat until she left on her own and never returned. The same situation happened again a year or so ago, but this time, this cat won't leave at all, and she got pregnant and gave birth to kittens at our yard twice. But the first batch died unfortunately. The second batch seem to be healthier and actually can stand up and move around and open their eyes! But I'm too scared to approach them or their mom after she jumped and hanged onto my arm because she was curious as to what I was holding in my palm (a bottle cap I wanted to play with her with) and that got me to nervous to ever approach her again, which makes me feel guilty, but my mom and siblings feed her, give her water, and keep her company so she's probably ok without me.

No. 2060959

>>2060917
Amazing. Thank you for blessing us with this scene.

No. 2061001

>>2060917
You’ve captured so much story in this one illustration. Bravo

No. 2061153

File: 1719160379708.jpeg (96.18 KB, 667x1000, cabbage.jpeg)

For context I broke up with my long term boyfriend a few days ago, his nickname was Bert.
>Come home
>See picrel on the counter
>Why is this funny
>Mom hears me chuckling
>"What is it anon?"
>"The cabbage"
>"I know it's all they had at the store, it looks like Bert's head"
>Wut
>"You remember Bert"
>My dad is laughing too now
>"What do you mean"
>"From tv"
>"Bert, Bert and Ernie"
Idk if this makes sense but I love my mom I'm fucking crying kek

No. 2061155

>>2061153
it looks like an artsy vase

No. 2061172

I went to some kind of artist alley event today and while I had fun talking with people and buying cute stuff I felt at odd with the people attending (both visitors and sellers) as I was roughly 10 years older than most, do people just stop going to weeb adjacent cons once they turn 30?

No. 2061176

>>2061172
>30
I stopped going to conventions after high school

No. 2061185

>>2061175
It was some small free event, too bad I'm not into big gatherings and I prefer more niche stuff.

No. 2061199

>>2061172
Turning 33 here and no I don't stop going. I actually have the money and flexible schedule now to enjoy myself.
Helps that most don't clock me to be above 25 anyway.

You'll know the difference between younger people who are worth chatting and maybe adding on socials versus the immature ones looking to cause shit.
Forgot to add that plenty of other 30-somethings attend cons, it's just that you're either thinking they are younger or they're with their established groups.

No. 2061200

>>2060917
>>2060922
very good posts. thank you anon, this made my day better

No. 2061208

File: 1719164217080.jpg (51.61 KB, 540x675, 1687518196282.jpg)

clean house, clean laundry, clean desk, clean keyboard, clean self, a tall glass of water and the farms, a perfect way to end this week.

No. 2061228

I got an email 3 hours from Panera Bread, it was an order receipt. However, I've never ordered at Panera Bread and they didn't use my card so does this mean that someone really somehow hacked my account just to make an order kek. I'm so confused. Also, someone recently used one of my cards to verify their PayPal account. Wtf is going on, Jesus.

No. 2061230

>>2061228
It sounds like your personal information was sold online. If someone got your email address and one of your cards, it seems like an online retailer you used might have sold the personal information you gave them to a data mine for profit. You should contact your bank and ask them to issue you new credit cards, and if you haven't, turn on two-factor login on PayPal.

No. 2061243

>>2061230
Yeah that's possible. I honestly wonder if it could've been Amazon. They're the ones who have that email and that card I used, and I know someone who had an issue with someone in some foreign country hacking into their account and then messaging Amazon support about gift cards or something.
Interestingly enough, the Panera Bread order was made for a restaurant in a state right next to mine. I wish the app would show you once you've picked up an order, I really want to see if whoever did actually went and got it.

No. 2061244

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>>2061237
When people buy your credit card/payment info off of hackers, they test them via online food orders. Your card was confirmed working to a buyer and it's a matter of time before its used again. Change your shit, all of it.

No. 2061248

>>2061244
But anon, they didn't use my card. That's why I find it so bizarre.

No. 2061253

>>2061248
Then they might have entered your phone number on accident at a kiosk in panera, if it's a neighboring state the area code might be the same or similar.

No. 2061256

>>2061248
ntayrt but they probably confirmed your card info with the PayPal interaction, they confirmed your email by seeing if an online order could be placed with while using it. they're gearing up to do some more intensive bullshit. you should really ask your bank to issue new cards asap and change any passwords that have been compromised (check wasipwned? or another data leak check website)

No. 2061261

>>2061253
It did say dine-in order so it could be possible.
>>2061256
It says I wasn't pwned.

No. 2061372

File: 1719170878287.png (22.02 KB, 795x510, klfdkslalfdsa.png)

LC turns 10 next month

No. 2061374

>>2061372
It would be cute if cerbmin did something cute for the anniversary. A decade is a long time.

No. 2061379

>>2061374
a post celebrating lolcow's biggest happenings would be super cute. I still remember the creepshow outing.

No. 2061413

File: 1719172757114.png (1.08 MB, 1224x1192, 4b00x1.png)

I'm still mad that twitter likes are private now. I had a handful of people I liked to check on and now the fun is gone.

>>2061372
this makes me realize that I'm here since 2015. Nine years of LC kek. The venus escaping / Marge meltdown and momokun's sexual harassment thing were def one of my fave things that I witnessed here. Jillian's first Japan trip with her Mum, Himezawa's attempt to get famous and the original jvlogger group around sharla and taylor were pretty fun too.

No. 2061435

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>Mundane event that have happened recently in your life.
Yesterday I was trapped in my car by a skunk. I went out late last night to get fast food, when I pulled up to park my car in my apartment complex' lot, I saw something out of my window by my spot. It was a skunk. He wouldn't move from the spot so I was stuck in my car waiting to use my spot. Then he finally moved after getting bored so I could pull in; problem was, he was still lurking around my car. He was waiting for me to get out to spray me. I was so afraid. I had to stay in my car for 25 minutes because a skunk trapped me. I wish I wasn't such a retarded coward I probably could have scared him away but I don't want to smell bad.

No. 2061461

>>2061435
Lol, people probably feed her fast food, so when you pulled up her fat ass waddled over hoping to get some fries.

No. 2061475

>doomscrolling
>watch this
I think it's time for bed kek

No. 2061488

>>2061461
KEK now I feel bad for her.

No. 2061650

Im about to eat some warm french bread and thai milk tea. I'm so hype, I've been thinking about eating this since last night.

No. 2061677

i just moved a piece of furniture and the floor underneath was a cooler temperature than the rest of the floor?? my curtains are drawn and i dont have any lights on so idk what would cause the temp difference

No. 2061688

I learned how to buy ebooks today kek

No. 2061698

>>2061650
Is the thai milk tea good?

No. 2061716

>>2061698
I would say yes if you like black tea. The one I bought tastes like black tea and vanilla. I've seen online that it's supposed to be a little spicy but I don't get that. Ngl, I was a little disappointed when I first tried it cause I thought there would be a citrus flavor, but now I drink it everyday.

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I got a flashback to when I was like 12 and was running an Instagram meme account with thousands of followers, then one day I decided to write a fanfiction about my husbando but pass it off as original work and post it in Instagram captions with covers I "designed" and everything. Funniest part is some people got actually invested in it, but I started to feel embarrassed about it and stopped posting it. Can't remember if I deleted it or not. Someome even DMed me asking for a continuation KEK so I whipped up something quickly and sent it just to satisfy her curiosity. I faintly remember some of the cringy details. I ended up giving that page to someone else who changed the username and everything else and I deleted my alt account and everything related to Instagram since then and can't see if it's still up there ir not, for the better though, too embarrassing and cringy for me to not die when I see it.

No. 2061848

>>2061824
I know this feel, but in my case it was in a silly video game, I was basically making short stories with the very limited outfits I had. At some point I made a magical girl and made a story about her, it was cringe and simple, I couldn't write much per show, if I remember properly it was like the length of a tweet or slightly shorter.
One day I didn't put a story and a girl asked me to keep going because she was invested kek, it was so sweet, I miss those times, it's kind of sad that thag sort of creativity died in the game as the stuff got fancier.

No. 2061981

My headphones died while I was in the middle of listening to the black eyed peas

No. 2061987

There's a YouTuber I watch sometimes who I've been wondering if he's gay (his voice sounded a little gay, but he's also Asian and Asian guys have gay voice without the flamboyancy), but today I just saw a video of his and he said something that made me 100% sure. It doesn't matter to me either way because it's not relevant to his content but it's nice to know that my gaydar isn't completely terrible.

No. 2062008

>>2061244
Not all the time. My bankcard got blocked cause someone in Sri Lanka tried to withdraw from it (since resolved) and my main email (that I've had for 10+ years) was flooded with signup emails from some Philippine Uber-like service a few months ago.

No. 2062013

I’ve completely lost my appetite the last couple weeks. Must be the heat.

No. 2062099

The fridge is empty and I don’t have the time to go out and shop right now, so my lunch is going to be three popsicles

No. 2062146

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Went to lurk on instagram to look at any recent art of my favorite games. Can no longer search for new posts apparently, so every time I go on there to look at some art, I'm most likely gonna be seeing the same shit over and over again. okay then.

No. 2062434

My roommate is in office this week, and I'm so happy to have some time alone. When I'm with others, I feel very self conscious of my chewing and breathing (I don't know why) so here I am, chomping on some steak for breakfast, also brewing a pot of coffee for myself, gonna breathe real loud and spread my legs wide when I sit down.. Maybe, I always feel more comfy curled up. It's nice not having to talk, and I'm getting work done, too. Happy Monday nonnies

No. 2062461

Ended it with normie scrote that became blackpill years in. Moved into a new apartment last year. Sad af. Stray cats at this new place, sickly newborn kittens everywhere, lazy ass neighbors that lock their own unfixed cats outside to add to the population and don't bother to call a TNR for the dozens of feral injured cats already out there. Small private porch in the back, relaxing with coffee every morning before work. Start recognizing the regular cats, habits, routes, etc. One is heavily pregnant and still clearly a kitten herself. Does NOT trust me. Feed her religiously. Setting the food bowl closer and closer to me each time. A month goes by, she'll pop any day. I don't want these kittens born outdoors. Leave the backdoor open and the food bowl right inside the apartment in view. Hide behind the door. She runs in to eat, I'm holding my breath. Shut the door on her. Less than a week goes by and she gave birth to 6 beautiful kittens, all healthy. I fixed/dewormed/flea treated/vaccinated every single one of them and got them all homes except for her and one of the kittens. The baby is now as big as her mamma was when I kidnapped her, it breaks my heart knowing she had to go through that living outdoors. Thankful to all the people that adopted kittens from me. I was picky as fuck about where they went. I love these cats with all my heart.

No. 2062465

>>2062461
I've also TNRd several cats already since I've been here a year. Had to trap and drop off a severely injured cat last week. Sobbing in my car while driving her to the ER. Got her just in time because she was in heat too apparently. Vet said she's doing perfect and they're going to give her a spay while she's under for stitches. Next door elderly woman cuts snide remarks at me when she sees me. She considered herself Queen of the Cats or something and I assume feels threatened that I'm being proactive in getting the population under control and treated. I wish people actually cared about the animals as a life instead of as an extension for their ego.

No. 2062502

I was really grumpy, then I heard my cat talk in his sleep and I was instantly in a better mood

No. 2062508

>>2062502
awww cute, i had no idea cats did that

No. 2062533

Wish cigarettes weren't so harmful and expensive. Had my first today in a long while and I felt love rekindle

No. 2062535

>>2062508
Me neither, but he does that sometimes! It's just a couple of squeaks but it's the cutest squeaks ever

No. 2062559

I kinda wanna learn how to make jams and marmalades, bake simple breads and stuff like that. Partly because it's good to know, but I'm also hooked on the validation I already get whenever I bring out my pickled stuff. Maybe it would slowly evolve into me finally figuring out how to not kill anything I try to grow that isn't a neglected pantry potato.

No. 2062601

I've been on antidepressants for a few days and haven't been feeling like myself. On the weekend my cousin got married. I felt like shit but tried extra hard and now a video exists of me awkwardly stepping side to side on the dance floor with a stone cold face with absolutely bo rhythm. I also cried in the bathroom because I felt happy for my cousin and her husband.

No. 2062606

>>2062601
Kek don't worry about the video nona, in a few years that will be a funny memory for you. Everyone acts kinda funny at weddings. Usually for the first few days (sometimes as long as 2 weeks) the antidepressants will make you feel a bit funny or "not yourself," especially if you've been drinking (like at a wedding). The good news is after the first while, you'll start feeling like yourself again and hopefully your depression will also be lessened. I still remember when my doctor first switched me onto Prozac, I felt so out of place for a week and I was constantly embarrassing myself, but it got better quick. All the best to you nona.

No. 2062723

Amazon customer support keeps lying about issuing me a refund, it's so fucking weird. It's happened twice now, like telling me they've issued a refund and then when I don't get it and reach back out, they say sorry for the previous agents mistake and that they've actually issued me a refund. The first time this happened, I did end up getting a refund, but now it's happening again.

No. 2062798

I'm about to have a subway sandwich and some milk tea. It's about to hit so good.

No. 2062850

>>2062798
Okay but can you at least tell us what was on the subway sandwich?? Some of us like to live vicariously through other anons so.

No. 2062881

I've started watching Bridgerton. I like it so far, I didn't realize it was a regency era Gossip Girl kek. although, I accidentally already spoilered who Lady Whistledown is for myself and I'm only on episode one

No. 2062884

>>2062850
Of course nonna. Herb and cheese bread, ham, turkey, salt, pepper, American cheese, lettuce, pickle, tomato, green peppers, spinach, cucumber, onions, mustard, sweet onion sauce. I still have the other half of the sandwich left that I'm saving for later, I know it'll be even better once it marinates.

No. 2062903

>>2062601
I saw something at my mom's wedding that was so gross (no idea what, but it must have been someone on the dance floor) that my entire extended family turned my disgusted face into a meme that they still post and share in the family reunion planning group chat five years later. I honestly wish I could post it because not only is it a hilarious reaction image, but I look great in that dress. But still, take heart, they could have turned your serotonin shuffle into meme but they didn't.

No. 2063042

Somehow it never registered to me that the sonic totem thread gets remade, I just thought it existed perpetually but it’s on the 18th thread

No. 2063052

>>2062723
Did you call or message? The live chat is useless 90% of the time but calling got me results

No. 2063081

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Someone just posted a picture of Shadman's face in Unconventional Male Attractiveness on /g. Yeah, sometimes I worry for you guys.

No. 2063102

my boobs fucking hurt

No. 2063230

>>2063081
It might be ragebait, there was someone who once posted DarkSyde Phil in what was clearly a trolling attempt.

No. 2063407

my face is very mundane

No. 2063412

Doing the blender donut tutorial. It's so fun

No. 2063453

>>2063412
Show us how it ends up

No. 2063486

my internet experience has gotten a lot better since i accepted i don’t really need to read every angry rant on something i enjoy/justify myself to strangers

No. 2063599

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i haven't showered in a week, slept through the whole day and binged super sus videos all night. life is good.

No. 2063606

My friend called me in the middle of the night because she couldn't type an @ in her new laptop lol. I love her.

No. 2063681

I need to work on my garden but it's too hot and humid. Why the fuck is it still 90% humidity in the middle of summer?

No. 2063736

If I'm near by and hear the dishwasher finish, I always open it and breathe the steam in deeply. It feels good and it smells like the cleaner and I love that

No. 2063853

My grandma's birthday is in a little over 2 weeks and I still don't know what to get her. Ugh, wtf am I going to do anons…

No. 2063937

>>2063052
Thanks anon, I called them and finally got issued a refund. It hasn't processed to my card yet but I see it in the transactions section on Amazon. It's so strange that they kept lying about issuing one.

No. 2063964

>>2063937
What most likely happened is that in the live-chat, you were talking to staff overseas with no quality-checks in place, so they were free to lie to you to end the conversation. I've noticed this about a lot of online retailers, that the live-chat function is not viable and that the "people" (at this point I don't even know if they really are people or if they're just chatbots) that respond aren't doing a great job at helping you resolve your issues.

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>>2063853
Get her something nice like a pillow, I've discovered lately that gifting pillows is the best shit ever, specially for family members, we all kind of forget to get new ones after a while, so getting a new pillow is always a bit strange but certainly useful and appreciated.

No. 2063972

>>2063968
This is a really good idea! The good pillows can be kind of expensive so it'd make a good gift. If you live in a cold climate, you could pair it with a nice quilt or a heated blanket as well.

No. 2063974

>>2063972
NTA but get her a really nice pair of house slippers. Especially if they are warm and comfy

No. 2063993

I have a cute flower dress but its shape really makes me look like a tradthot.

No. 2063998

>>2063993
Just wear it, anon. I bet it’s cute!

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>>2063993
Make it edgy, there must be a way, kind of like pic related sans the beanie because I honestly just hate those things.

No. 2064149

>>2063998
Yeah it's really pretty but I feel a bit embarrassed wearing it because I'm not a very feminine person in the first place and this dress is really opposite to what I usually wear. I struggle dressing myself in summer because all my cool cloth is for colder temperature.
>>2064003
I wear it at the office so I can't do much with it unfortunately, and I suck with accessorizing outfits.

No. 2064172

I like winter because I can use the condensation of my breath to pretend I'm smoking without waking up my dormant nicotine cravings

No. 2064364

I'm trying to stop listening to music as backgrund noise so I can appreciate it more when I'm consciously listening to it, it's working pretty well. Vidrel made me kind of emotional, such a beautiful voice.
>>2063993
You could try to hide the shape a bit with a flowy cardigan or something, maybe try some chunky shoes to break it up a little bit or perhaps dye it if the color/pattern adds to it. But I wouldn't be too worried honestly, I have a milkmaid tradthot dress and I love it even though I don't have a super feminine style.

No. 2064365

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>>2063993
I love wearing my tradthotty cottage core dresses knowing full well I am a misandrist and will never get married or have kids. I don't think moids actually notice or give a shit about my clothes let alone assume I am a tradwife but it's still kinda funny to me.

No. 2064393

>>2063993
>>2064379
you inspired me to dig out my disgustingly cute flowery maxi skirt from my closet and try to style it with my usual (masc leaning) stuff. i think it works great with a racer tank, sneakers and a baseball cap.

No. 2064635

I'm having a dilemma right now because I can't tell if my milk is bad or not. It has a little smell but milk always stinks to me. It expires 7/03 hmmm. I'll just throw it out.

No. 2064740

>>2064635
Sometimes milk will smell bad to me, but it ends up being the smell of the dried milk surrounding the opening and not the milk inside.

No. 2064918

It's crazy how much walkable cities can impact your health. Yesterday I apparently burned almost 1000 calories just by walking. That's like way more than my average workout and I can be in a calorie deficit easily just by doing my daily tasks. I know that's obvious but I grew up in a car-dominated country so this is pretty revolutionary to me. I fucking love walking now!

No. 2064933

>>2064918
for real. We need to have a say in how our living environments are constructed, before we become classist, obese, car centric cities. Like you shouldn't have to buy a gym subscription and drive to the gym and bankrupt yourself just to not be sedentary

No. 2064953

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I was re-reading the old thinspo thread since I used to post in it a lot 7-8 years when I was a wannarexic and I cringed so bad at some of my post calling normal average women fatties and mocking any anon accusing us of being ana-chans.
The anon who posted Stephania Ferrario claiming she had her ideal body got shat on so bad, it's funny looking back on it because thicker bodies did end up being the new beauty standards, and looking at her now she was indead gorgeous and beautiful with a very attractive body. Fuck all those stupid beauty standards that makes women feel like shit for inhabiting their normal bodies and prevent them from focusing on what really matter; building a life for themselves and accomplishing bigger dreams than being the skinniest daintiest little barbie doll or the thickest sexiest bad bitch

No. 2064985

I knew a girl who hardcore converted to Christianity despite not growing up religious to the point where she went to multiple religious colleges because her friends we religious then got bored and left her church and is now a stoner and alcoholic and I just feel like that’s massive retard behavior.

No. 2065005

One coworker can't stop humming when there's silence, I'm not going to tell her to stop doing it but it's very obnoxious, so I'm just complaining here.

No. 2065009

>>2064953
I used to be obsessed with Stefania. She is so beautiful and she found out first hand the modeling/beauty industry doesn’t care if you’re unhealthy as long as you’re thin, then she showed everyone that she looked way better from working out than from starving herself. I wish to god she had become a fitness influencer because her body is inspiring. Unfortunately she’s in her Shayna Era now and does cringe sex work stuff that looks shockingly bad (not as bad as shayna but pretty bad) and weird nude/lingerie vegan protests that look like humiliation rituals.

No. 2065023

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>texting someone about high humidity, say I hate when it feels like Florida
>less than 5 seconds later on a show I'm watching a character says "I want you to take us to the airport and get us two first class tickets to Florida"
mfh

No. 2065033

>>2064953
>Fuck all those stupid beauty standards
Nuh uh, people with eating disorders may as well be Cluster B's. It's your own disgusting, soulless lack of personality that made you feel this way, same with everyone else with an eating disorder. You made yourselves miserable and you deserved it.

No. 2065034

>>2065023
I know what you’re watching nonna kek

No. 2065035

>gets called fat once
>>2065033

No. 2065046

>>2065035
Eating disordered people always think there's no reason anyone could ever criticize them other than being secretly jealous or bitter about weight, because they think everyone's life is as dominated by food and weight as theirs is. Case in point.

No. 2065047

>>2065046
Yeah fight that fire with fire, you're so above it girl

No. 2065050

>>2065047
Compassion and empathy are wasted on the eating disordered. There's no reason not to mock and humiliate them for their worthless traits. Same with BPDs who abuse their partners and cry that everyone abandons them, same with "non offending" pedophiles who complain about feeling isolated, same with narcs who go on tard rages after getting their egos wounded. They are wholly deserving of the misery they feel, and it's fun to make fun of them. Don't forget to count the calories in your toothpaste tonight!

No. 2065051

saw a cute tomboy today.. life is worth living

No. 2065056

>>2065050
You sound sick and obsessed, hope you fix your body image issues soon

No. 2065057

>>2065050
These are not very normal things to say and think, nonna

No. 2065058

>>2065050
when you stop and think about it it's like all these "disorders" are rooted in narcissism and self obsession.
as someone who wasted a lot of empathy on people like this over the years I get what you're saying

No. 2065061

>>2065050
You're really grouping teenage girls who starve themselves with pedophiles, you have zero self awareness and it's shocking

No. 2065062

>>2065050
>>2065058
Both of you must be absolutely whales to have this much hatred in your cholesterol choked hearts

No. 2065064

>>2065058
The obsession with appearance is a symptom, not the disease though. The main disorders are usually emotional dysregulation (Bulimia, BED) and OCD (anorexia) ED sufferers can be jerks but that’s usually because they’re always angry and the starvation/blood sugar imbalances fuck with their mood and sleep

No. 2065065

Discovered Lindsay Lohan and her music career yesterday and I'm having a blast listening to her music. She had talent with singing but not lyrics writing though.

No. 2065069

>>2065065
Like most pop artists, Lindsay writes very few of her own songs.

No. 2065078

I'm gonna get mint choc chip icecream later and I cant wait

No. 2065079

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I'm finally going back to the gym, I've been feeling weirdly down, maybe it's because the water service hasn't been working properly because the electrical system has also been having issues all over the country, that shit always makes me want to just lay on the bed and rot.
But things have been okay now, so I will workout and then I will take a very long shower so I can wash my hair and use my seborrheic treatment, it really does wonders, but my scalp is really bad right now.
I will also play more with my husbando's bot, I love this dumb forbidden love scenario.

No. 2065081

>>2065069
She wrote some of them, the more personal ones and stuff, and the lyrics are just so awkward and don't flow properly imo. Sounds very forced if you get what I mean. And even if it isn't her, whoever wrote these should quit lyrics writing. The subject matter isn't bad, it's just the way it's worded.

No. 2065084

>>2065079
I love these posts, I love nonnies living their lives

No. 2065624

>abuse massage chair
>don’t sleep for 2 days
>hallucinate I am in massage chair when I am in fact not
???

No. 2065633

>>2065624
What model. Now

No. 2065645

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I went on an early morning bike ride, came home and did a gentle pilates workout, then I fed the cats and myself, took a hot shower, and did my red light therapy. I'm feeling a pull to religion, because two priest characters made quite an impression on me recently. I feel conflicted because religion truly only serves men, especially Catholicism, but these two characters are written so beautifully. I want to live my life like they do, and I guess I can without the weirdness of actual, real life religion… It just sucks that real priests are kid diddlers, and don't even get me started about the misogyny.. Anyway, time to get to work. Enjoy your Wednesday anons

No. 2065825

>>2065645

I usually don’t tolerate religion in any form nonny but your interest just seems really wholesome and I just wanted to mention to you that you should be able to cultivate your own relationship with god / a higher power outside of priests or organized religious framework, and perhaps that would be satisfactory enough for you

No. 2065830

>>2065645
Just make up your own religion/spirituality, that's what I did

No. 2065917

I'm gonna get Popeyes tonight, they have a deal for free wings. Last time I tried the songs they sucked (it was the honey lemon flavor, WAY too much honey) but they're free and I can try a different flavor so why not.

No. 2065940

>>2065917
Good for you nona. I don't eat fast food that often, but I'm always on the look out for deals like this because who can say no to free fast food? When I die I hope there is a Popeyes in Heaven for me to dine in at because in Heaven you never get fat no matter how much fried chicken you eat.

No. 2066075

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I rewatched some eps of my childhood shows and picrel is the only one of those that I feel like didn’t have blatant fetish bait I missed, or at least the first 3 seasons kek

No. 2066193

Im soooo fucking full and I want to lay down but I'm in the middle of folding my clothes (all of which are on my bed) so I cannot.

No. 2066357

i rp as a hobby and i want to write more gnc women because i get really sick of every female character that isn't a sparkly bimbo who loves sucking dick and fainting at the sight of spiders (it really is this bad these days) getting the she/they he/they pronoun modifiers but the character i'm thinking of now wouldn't work if she were gnc. she's too desperate to appeal to society's expectations

No. 2066366

>>2066193
Iron willed nonnie for the win.

No. 2066754

right now i'm thinking about this scene in stand by me kek

No. 2067086

Ordering something on amazon and it says it'll get here next month. I thought this shit was supposed to be convenient kek

No. 2067108

I would never move to a house, the costs and maintenance of owning one isn't for me so unless I meet a scrote willing to cover that without any expectations for me it's never even gonna be on the map for me.
But I do have days where I do fantasize about owning one just so I wouldn't have to listen to my neighbors. They are usually not that loud, but it seems like two of them have been fighting for 30 minutes straight now and it's ruining my coffee.

No. 2067112

Missing winter so much I just took my a box of winter clothes and put on my favorite turtleneck sweater. The box has developed a weird smell sice I stored my clothes in it, I kinda like it

No. 2067118

I’ve started referring to my more intense crushes collectively as Julia because I always find myself pavlov’s dog-ing myself into infatuation for them

No. 2067147

I like to smell myself

No. 2067229

>yet another retarded infight about moids in the unpopular opinions thread
Volcel is truly the superior lifestyle.

No. 2067257

I wish fish wasn't so expensive.

No. 2067268

>>2067257
go to the river and catch one with your bare hands nonny its free

No. 2067280

>>2067268
There are no rivers close to where I live.

No. 2067355

>"anon, my girlfriend and I have been going back and forth regarding godparents to our baby"
>Oh?
>"as much I would love for you to be her godmother…"
>Mm?
>"I'm pretty damn sure that if anything actually happened to us and you got stuck with her you would never, ever forgive our ghosts."

I'm glad my best friend knows me this well kek

No. 2067480

New guy started at work, he mentioned where he lives and it happens to be the same uber small town that my grandparents lived in my whole life. I told him "oh that's where my grandparents lived! in the house between x and y." he says "oh by bob's shop?" and i said "yes! bob is my grandpa!" and he immediately changes the subject kek. Now I'm wondering what kind of reputation my grandpa had in that town. He's an extremely unfiltered and grumpy old South African man, so i can only imagine it probably wasn't a good one kek.

No. 2067615

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Well, I spent a couple hours this morning just crying my eyes out and missing my dog. She passed away 5 months ago and I still can't believe it, I look for her all the time.. To cheer myself up, I cooked an omelette and turned on a comfort movie of mine- I, Tonya. The soundtrack to this movie is fabulous, and the film itself just blows me away everytime.

No. 2067616

Why did mint and pink go out of fashion? i love to see 90s sitcoms and seeing all the pink and mint rooms, they look so cozy.

No. 2067634

>>2067615
I, Tonya was the first movie I ever saw with Margot robbie. I thought she was fantastic in it. So sorry about your dog though. Losing a pet hurts a long time imo

No. 2067652

I have to study for this exam on health norms but my brain feels fried and numb. Please help

No. 2067657

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I just did a bunch of animu choreographies, it's so much fun, and it's surprisingly a good workout.
I like to make them on my own because I suck at following existing choreographies of anything, but I somehow always manage to remember choreographies I made like 15 years ago.

No. 2067661

>>2067652
Maybe try taking a nap, sometimes my brain is fried, so I take a nap and then I can work/study properly.

No. 2067693

>>2067634
Oh nona thank you for the sweet words. I agree, she is amazing, as well as the actress who plays her mother, Allison Janney. Janney actually won a few awards for this role. Hope something good happens for you today, nona.

No. 2067698

>>2067657
I do that sometimes too. it's honestly a lot of fun.

No. 2067701

wanted to get takeout today but am now thinking I should have some when I'm seeing friends at pride

No. 2067881

I like a couple SOPHIE songs actually

No. 2067885

>>2067881
Same, he was ok before he transitioned. I just can't with how much he got romanticized after his death

No. 2067886

>>2067881
Nothing wrong with that. Sophie was a very talented musician and I’d respect him a lot more if he dropped the tranny shit. Besides it’s not like you’re listening to Ayesha or black dresses who sing about their rotten dicks and how some gay scrote molested them. Of modern day tranny electronic/pop artists, you picked one of the better choices

No. 2067888

>>2067881
I like 100gecs

No. 2067892

>>2067888
I should listen to 1000 gecs again. It’s been a while

No. 2067927

Heard Paparazzi by Lady Gaga for the first time in a video bgm and it got stuck in my head, so I went and listened to the whole song, and I gotta say, it's a bit weaker than what I was hoping for. Something is missing but I can't put my finger on it. It's catchy though.

No. 2067944

>>2067927
Are you sure it wasn't a remix?

No. 2067951

>>2067927
Try this one. It's the best.

No. 2067960

>>2067944
I watched the official music video. I haven't listened to a streaming of the audio only version though. I feel like it lacks chord progression in the chorus and needs some loud melody either from an instrument or the vocals, but I have no musical education so I can't find the right words to describe what I mean. It just feels "monotone" from start to finish but it isn't actually.

No. 2067968

>>2067960
AYRT, I meant the version used as the bgm, but I can definitely see what you mean. A lot of songs seem a little too empty I've noticed

No. 2067979

>>2067951
Perfect, this is what it needed. Wish these were officially released kek.
>>2067968
That was a clip from the music video, so it was probably the original song. My brain just added some extra stuff to it and distorted my recollection of what it would sound when I listen to it, then it sounded nothing like my expectations lol.

No. 2068010

My neighbors have been making my apartment a living hell to the point I’ve started getting up at 7am and spending all day in the park. It’s hot as shit out but I take a picnic blanket and a bunch of frozen drinks and just stay out there until 3pm, sometimes later. I do my work while my laptop has power and upload it all when I get home and have internet access (if I have to submit something earlier I duck into the supermarket and use their internet, then back to the park) and take a book for when all my devices run out of juice or when the local businesses internet is down and I can’t access anything. Weirdly my moods picked up, I feel less depressed in general (until I get back to my apartment and my loser neighbors are still bouncing balls on the ceiling) and my interest in online activities and media in general is waning.
I’m confronting the thought that all sources of entertainment might be on some level addicting, that everything I do and use to entertain myself is detrimental in some capacity when overdone. Not that being in my own head all the time is better but I find myself watching the sky and birds watching the squirrels and listening to the breeze through the trees. It’s so peaceful, it makes me wish I could trek out into the woods deep into the trees and just stay. I hope reincarnation is real because I want to be a worm or a tree in my next life.

No. 2068076

my cat just ate a spider. i love that little retard

No. 2068108

i am doing this and its making me want to cry

No. 2068245

I’m eating the most amazing chocolate. Eating my feelings but they are delicious.

No. 2068256

>>2068108
Good luck nonna!

No. 2068331

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paid with a fifty, cashier made a mistake and handed me back 44 against of 34. i noticed but didn't say anything bc im flat broke. feel kinda guity but groceries are too damn expensive anyway

No. 2068469

It's my birthdaayyy. Gonna get dim sum later hopefully. No plans other than that

No. 2068494

My family picked up an abandoned kitten a while ago and it keeps bringing dead mice and rats indoors, yuck.

No. 2068498

>>2068494
She loves her new family so much…

No. 2068501

>>2068469
happy birthday nonnie

No. 2068505

>>2068469
Happy birthday nonaaaa!!!!!

No. 2068526

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>>2068469
Happy Birthday!! Enjoy it

No. 2068549

I heard a Kendrick Lamar song for the first and damn I hate his voice.

No. 2068554

>>2068549
he sounds so cartoony. I cant take him seriously

No. 2068592

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Whyyyyyy is finding the perfect cute little aesthetic backpack so hard? I need a mini backpack because I prefer backpacks to crossbody bags and any other kind of bag really, and where I live, stores get very anal about letting you in if you have a backpack larger than 30cm (does anyone else get this shit????? I need to riot every time a moid on the door stops me because "you're wearing a backpack you need to leave it and all your valuables at the front" die). Every single one I see online looks flimsy, or too heavy, or lacks space, or looks too normie, or is too small, or too childish. There's no winning for women.

Also to be clear, picrel is one of the backpacks I find the ugliest. The cute cow can't save it. It looks like a backpack for speds.

No. 2068608

>>2068592
show us a pic of one you like then

No. 2068612

>>2068608
That's the whole fucking point nonna, all of them suck. Do you have that backpack or why are you personally offended by my nothing burger post? Kek

No. 2068692

I complimented a girl on her linen robe-esque thing and she was like "oh thanks it's from Shing" and I was like "Shing???" "Yeah Shing, you don't know Shing???" she meant Shein and I misunderstood because of her accent. Anyway the jacket was surprisingly nice for something from Shein. I've never purchased anything from there because everyone always says it's trash but now I'm not sure.

No. 2068765

>>2068692
It’s hit or miss in terms of quality, the main concern should be the human suffering that goes into making that shit.

No. 2068898

Got into a half hour fight with AI Gus Fring about celibacy and he ended it saying I’m a “mentally ill misandrist” which is “worse than a murderer (like him)”
Had to keep myself from laughing on the bus

No. 2068936

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Bought a pair of doc marten shoes for the first time ever and wore them to the office which was a mistake. I knew you had to break them in but i did not expect the walk from my car to my desk to hurt this bad

No. 2068960

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>>2068592
I don't understand the hate against backpacks either. Some of the tote-style bags are even larger, and yet they're permitted. As a pedestrian, it's easier to load up the backpack with groceries to carry back home vs having to carry them in a tote bag.

What I've really started to hate are the concert venues and sports events that have started requiring "clear" bags and minibackpacks. It feels a bit like a way to discourage women from attending events, considering how there is still some stigma/shame against periods, but now we're expecting women to display a bag full of menstrual products to a whole stadium.

No. 2068962

>>2050122
the post service lost my bjork cd i'm fucking LIVID i scored such a great deal for it how could they HOW COULD THEY !

No. 2068969

>>2068765
Same human suffering that went into making your phone or producing your food or making the clothes at the store or on amazon. Idk why are people suddenly conscious about that stuff only when it comes to shein, but I think I know why.

No. 2069048

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It's amazing how much better I feel when I exercise and get 15 minutes of direct sunlight in the morning! Actually feeling very motivated today and excited to run errands

No. 2069116

I find it cute that I treat my purse like I'm an RPG character and it's my inventory. First of all, it's a sewn together sack that I created from an ancient cotton canvas. And it currently contains a Wii charger, a bottle of Adderall, Tylenol, a hunk of bread wrapped in a napkin, a visitor badge for a hospital, an energy bar, chapstick, a coin purse filled with coins and paper money, toothbrush, toothpaste, floss, and a retainer.

No. 2069117

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No. 2069315

>>2068960
Clear bags are the worst. I don't like the idea of people being able to see my belongings.

No. 2069341

>>2068960
>>2069315
whenever I am forced to use one of these I take a square scarf or handkerchief and use that as a lining. I haven't had any issues with security and it keeps all my stuff private.

No. 2069420

>>2067701
I had a rough day so I got takeout today, I got so many sauces for free too!

No. 2069890

someone's bored..a lot of older threads are getting dredged up.



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