/ot/ - off-topic

men are ugly and i want a qt girlfriend but i am still in the closet and likely will be forever. oh and i want biological kids so ill probably be an unhappy slut 4ever

There is NO WHERE to meet cute girls here where I live in the UK. I have tried sites like Divadate but it's so disappointing that it's full of either old women, butch uglies or just weird ugly girls who I wouldn't even fuck with someone else's fingers.

I'm pretty feminine, I like girly things. But I don't want a barbie doll girlfriend either who tans and nails, one of those over the top types. Annoying.

If it's not that then I've found a cute girl and she's been into weird fuckery like pet lizards, had some kind of disorder or just generally weird. The last one was a stalker actually. I had to hurt her verbally and emotionally for her to finally leave me the fuck alone.

Clingy is cute but too clingy isn't and too perverted is annoying.

I would date an older woman, possibly maybe five or six years. I recently started chatting to a nice lady, gorgeous who was 28 (I'm 21 ehe) and she was kinda playing the mummy role. It sounds gross but it's kinda hot actually when you get into it.

She was great but always wanted to party, party, party. I just stopped contacting her. I don't want a party animal club girl who wants to drag me out on the piss every weekend and shag. I want a girlfriend ;<

like the girlfriend package…

oh i give up lol

Lazy-beings of lolcow, what's your opinion on this piece of lingerie?

I'm primarily attracted to women so I wanted your opinion.

>>21785

I like the stockings and the vag part. But… nah. I'd rather have a cute girl in a baggy tshirt and panties with cute socks ;)

I'm really confused because I want to fuck guys but only feel romantic stuff for girls.
Like I can't actually see myself in a real relationship with a guy, unless he's really feminine or something. I just don't feel that comfortable around males, my guard is always up around them subconsciously.
Girls are just so much better aesthetically, plus they're softer, nicer and comfier to be around. I can look at a girl and be in complete awe at her beauty. Guys? Not so much. At most I'm like "Oh he's kinda cute."

>>21715
>weird fuckery like pet lizards

that's nowhere near "weird fuckery" territory lol

>>21785
imo, it's super fug. :( too many straps (ugh, they're not, but wtf would you call them?). love the stockings though.

>>21785
I like the bottom half, as in hips down

>>21789

o rite, I'm not really that kind of girl not to mention I'm too tall to pull off the whole short-petite, baggy-sweater look.
I'm more of a busty-domme suck your tits kind of girl.

Thnx anyway m8.

>>21715
I feel this, where I live (small nobody town in CA) all the gay girls here are hella ugly or annoying. I'm moving soon tho, so hopefully I can meet some qt girls.
Question to you all, do any of you have trouble talking to girls? because I sure as hell do

^(response thing is fucky on phone)

I feel odd hanging around girls for too long. I feel really nervous or something. I think I don't have a lot of girl friends because I get too inappropriate. If you're my friend there is no filter for what I talk about. Ive hooked up with some of my girlfriends too and they claim they're super into it, but when I try to go for something again they get really awkward and tell me to calm down in some subtle way. Where I live there are tons of qt bi, lesbo girls but if feel like when I flirt with smiles and stares I just look like a bitch

>>21792

Most of the otaku gamer girl types who have pet lizards and snakes have been fucking weirdos

>>21821

Same anon you replied too -

Hmm… I don't have trouble talking to girls. I get a little off put by really glam girls, the type who really doll themselves up and look like kim k lol I mean I could chat with them and have a giggle but… I can't flirt with them. I can't even flirt with girls. I just tell them they look nice or pretty but I don't get too into it. I think it more than I say it I guess.

Guy or girl. I'm not the type to barrel compliments.

Like if she complains about her weight I'll just say "nothing wrong with you" or "you're fine, shush". I don't gush and make a show.

I sound pretty reserved don't I? I mean I CARE but I'm not exactly lovey dovey either. I have to be in the mood kek

Just talk to them! Just chat about something you guys have in common, let on how you're into girls and try not scaring them away lmao. I have met and befriended girls similar to you in the past, they go for it right away and it can be a little off putting. I remember this girl I befriended from tumblr, had tons in common and chatted for ages. I met her, we both knew we were bi and she found me attractive. I didn't find her… well she is kinda pretty but not for me.

Soon as I met her… fucking hell. Footsie under the table, latching on to my arm and nudging me. She not far nearly broke my neck when it was time to say bye-bye either. Hung on to me like a damn monkey! I was like "Er… yeah."

I just prefer a girl who is sorta, cooled down and is intimate in the right moments I guess.

I have a very hard time being attracted to masculinity. In general it bores and disgusts me as a whole. However, I really like strong girls and girls that have characteristics or features you girls on lolcow would probably call masculine or whatever. I can date ultra feminine men, and I've dated trans girls too (there's a handful of radfems on here whatever) but to me they're still inherently girls I guess? I don't care about genitalia per se, I just like strong and femme. It gets to be a predicament though because I'm a really petite person and my body is fucking pumpkinspice_ mfc holocaust tier (pic related ugh) so it's pretty difficult for me to find anyone that can handle me not looking feminine enough because of my body or masculine enough because of my face because I'm far from butch. I kind of just admire from afar. Maybe I like strong girls because I really envy them. I've always wanted to be tall and dominant and protective and fuck girls like a man (L O fucking L) but I'm too small and generally confused about what the hell to do with myself. This was basically just me complaining aimlessly. 2gay2function

>>21970
I can't understand how anyone could enjoy sex with that chick

>>21972
Pseudo pedos

>>21972
That's how I feel about it too. All guys who hit on this body type are either obsessed with children or anorexia. I know this from personal experience. Well, and tranny chasers will try to get your attention too on occasion.

>>21977
What is her name anyway?im morbidly curious to watch her porn

>>21980
Pumpkinspice_

I had a lesbian dream involving Kotex awhile back and I woke up like "…………………..that's enough lolcow for a little bit."

>>21970

That's disgusting.

>>21985
Cuntrakoti

>>22006
Oh god anon please absolutely not ha ha ha

>>21985
Somebody made a hentai pic of her and kiki shoving dildos up their twats. Yes really lol I saw it a while ago on pull's kotakoti parody thread.

>>22013
That goes so much farther than I would ever expect anyone to have the guts to yikes omg

>>21970

Hun, I'd end up fucking crushing you if you're that size. Too skinny…

>>21979

It's true, what I've noticed on xhamster a lot of the skinny body girls get a lot of attention. It's always "god so perfect and little" it's gross. Half of those girls are merely 18 too.

>>22013
Lel, I remember that.
For a while, on /cgl/ I used to push this meme of Kiki and Kota being hikikomori lesbians who only interacted with each other like in one of /u/'s yuri doujins, and a drawfag delivered.
Wish I saved the pic.

>>21790
I'm the opposite to you. I feel romantic stuff for guys but I want to fuck girls. I actually find it hard to imagine doing cute romantic stuff with a girl but I find it easy to imagine myself fucking a girl.

>>22118

Yeah, but it'd be bad just fucking a girl and she had emotional attachment to you or something though.

Its weird but i really wanna be with an mtf or a trap just to try it out…..

Ugh

>>22118
I'm the same. I'd like to mess around with a girl, but I couldn't imagine having a relationship with one.

>>22433

I feel like another girl wouldn't take our relationship seriously

>>22414
Trust me it's nothing like yaoi babe lol

>>22486
what is it like? :}

>>22487
Um well a lot of us are on hormones so it doesn't really….work the same down there. Also for the most part, "traps" aren't really a thing–and a lot of the cross dressers that openly identify as "traps" for Internet attention are either gay men into big burly bears or straight men who throw on a wig and are sloppy and kind of creepy. It takes a blue moon to get the kind you probably dream of. I don't mean that to like, try and make you feel ashamed or anything it's just not nearly as plausible IRL. I'm sure if you were commute enough you'd find your ~dream futa~ or wtfever lol but it's unlikely.

>>22490
*if you were committed enough

>>22490
Its not really the genitals im attracted to. Idk i cant explain it really.

So, 20 years old and I've never had a relationship; no first kiss- haven't held hands with people or gone on a date. Nothing. I've had sex, but I was real fucked up during it- like, don't even remember half of it besides that Breaking Bad was playing fucked up.

I've never been really attracted to boys- men, whatever. They really scare me- childhood fear. And as I've grown up I've only had girls for friends, well, I have one guy as a friend- he's super gay and I rarely see him- he's still a guy though. But he dresses in drag all the time, so it, like, lessens my fear.

As I've been growing up I think somewhere along the way I just naturally became attracted to women. I don't even know. Like, obviously women are beautiful- everyone has something about them that's beautiful sometime or another in their life- but I find myself just thinking and dreaming about what things would be like, y'know? Kissing a girl. Holding a girls hand. Sleeping in the same bed with someone I cared about, waking up to see the person next to me- somehow whenever I think of that, it always ends up being a girl.

I don't know when it started or how, but I've become ridiculously attracted to girls. I don't even know if that means I'm a lesbian or what. I do know that I'd like the chance to try and meet a girl- like, get to know one in a romantic sort of way. But I have literally no idea how the hell to do that.

I have very, very, very little social experiences. Like- home-schooled during high school, has had the same friends since middle school, doesn't know how to meet people outside of school (that I didn't go to) type experiences.

Agahdslkfn

Jesus fucking Christ. Okay. So. I'm sorry, this just become a huge fucking ventilation shaft of my personal feelings; all fucking aired out onto the damn board.

I'm sorry. But, like, hopefully you can help. Like, how the fuck do you even meet girls? How do they know that you're interested in them romantically? (Because I feel that may be a huge problem. Should I assume they're always straight? Should I ask? Oh Jesus Christ- no. No. No, I shouldn't because that's fucking stupid to ask. Get to know a person first, goddamn. Akjhdadnkl. Fuck see, I'm sperging out.) How do you know that they're interested in you?

I know- this is all basic dating 101; and I'm sorry, because it's so easy for people to look and wonder why I don't know it. I just, never got the chance to learn.

Look- cow isn't really a place to learn new things. Us farmers are real cunts when we want to be, but I legit have no one else to ask. I'm not about to ask my workaholic friends how they meet people, or my friends at university whose only interest besides classes is her boyfriend, books, and fucking League of Legends. And, unfortunately, my gay friend is off to France. So, you farmers are my (current) only shot- fucking shit, that sounds desperate. I'm so sorry.

I just really want to know if I am attracted to women in a romantic way, and to do that I kind of need to try to date one. Or something like that. Legit, baring my soul here. Please, don't kill for tl;dr or some bullshit like that.

>>23217
No no, this is actually kind of cute lol. At least you were earnest.

It took me awhile to figure out I was attracted to girls, I guess I just find femininity attractive. I was into feminine men growing up, but I never even entertained the idea of girls until I was older and realized how shit the experiences were with men because I couldn't find any attraction to them unless they were practically traps.

It's not a very easy thing to force imo. I think first of all, if you haven't already, definitely make sure you aren't in the slightest ashamed of being called a lesbian. That one took me some time myself. I was so used to being surrounded by heteronormative media that I carried a lot of shame, now I'm just like fuck it girls are hot and soft and delicious.

Do you have a Netflix account? Watch all the lesbo movies. That can definitely get you acquainted with how cool gay girls really are, since there really isn't many lesbian-centric love stories everywhere to begin with. If you still feel awkward about the idea of intimacy with a woman just because you aren't experienced or whatever, I don't think that's anything to worry about. Most women are willing to work with that, and since there isn't the same weird pressure that guys have, it can be fun and girls like it.

Really, it all depends on location.
It may sound lame but if you aren't in a city you're probably best off making a no-boys-allowed OkQ account to kind of test the waters.

I'm a youngin lazybean but maybe there's some girls with more experience willing to give you some pointers on here :^).