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No. 2227676

ITT: share uneventful, mundane, or just downright ordinary thoughts or events from your life.

Previous thread: >>2197323

No. 2227679

Nice picture! I'm so glad you chose an animal. I really like the pictures that are animals doing mundane things.

No. 2227686

I consider myself an atheist at this point but I still cross myself when I enter a church.

No. 2227699

I have now been unable to get out of bed sick for a week. I'm so bored.

No. 2227703

>>2227686
It's good manners and it takes no effort, might as well just in case

No. 2227706

>>2227686
>>2227703
just call yourselves agnostic if you are going to be a bunch of bench sitters

No. 2227720

>>2227706
It's just polite nonna.

No. 2227723

I wish i was skinny to pull off y2k looks

No. 2227727

i'm upset i missed watching The Worst Witch with nonnies yesterday. it's the best corny Halloween movie ever. at least i got to eat at my favorite restsurant instead…

>>2227706
shut up you're not their mom

No. 2227730

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Suddenly remembered that time when my mom accidentally sent a sext meant to one of her boyfriends to me and how she, an otherwise very open woman without ANY sort of shame, tried to cover it up for days by claiming she was trying to help her "friend" out with her sexting because "she's so bad at it she ends up scaring them away".
She couldn't even look me in the eyes for weeks kek

No. 2227731

>>2227730
what did she send you. One time i found jessica nigri thrist pics my moms ex sent her

No. 2227742

Feeling like garbage, life hard. I am going to read a yaoi fanfic while in bed. I havent read fanfic in years, but i really need something soothing right now.

No. 2227743

I took my prozac like 1 hour 50 mins ago without water, and even though I just drank water I still feel a lump in my throat. It's irritating me.

No. 2227747

>>2227706
That's just my catholic education coming out lmao, just like I won't wear a band shirt with "satanist" imagery out of manners.

No. 2227789

This amazon seller got my return 3 days ago and still hasn't gave me a refund. They said it takes 2-3 for them to do refunds, so if they don't do it by tonight then I'm gonna make amazon support do the refund.

No. 2227792

Me and my friend have been discussing the 'median' age and personality for capeshit characters lately, so like
>Hulk
5 year old boys
>Wonder woman
Gen X lesbians
>Punisher
30 year old cops

No. 2227794

Got into my new gyms yoga class this evening, never attended one before. Exciting!

No. 2227812

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i stayed up all night because i didn't take my sleeping meds and i felt so alive but also kind of manic and jittery. it feels amazing and terrible at the same time

No. 2227816

I checked my spam folder and there was a email in there about a class action lawsuit against Google. I use Gmail so I thought it was hilarious kek, what if they purposefully put it there.

No. 2227878

>>2227731
It's been a few years so I don't remember exactly, but it wasn't anything overly explicit just boomer level sexting kek she sent me a couple of them until she snapped out of it with my "oh my god MOM!!" texts and the next couple of texts had typos all over the place because of her panicking

No. 2227915

If you search up rosogolla on google search desserts fly all over

No. 2228000

I think I chipped my tooth….while eating pancakes

No. 2228006

>>2227706
>Atheists can't say bless you when someone sneezes

No. 2228038

>>2228000
How? On the fork?

No. 2228053

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>>2227789
Samefag
>Amazon contacts seller on my behalf
>seller: we will issue the refund by October 30th, we need 2-3 business days to inspect the item before we issue a refund
SO HURRY UP AND FUCKING INSPECT IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

No. 2228091

Just missed the bus three times guess im not going to school today.

No. 2228102

>>2228091
Were you trying to get an item out of the snack machine?

No. 2228105

I've been sleeping extremely last couple of weeks for some reason, so I haven't had the energy to hit the gym so I instead compensate by walking to the huge supermarket 35 minutes away. My plan was to buy ingredients so I could do some meal prepping for the week but OF COURSE they were doing some repair on the ceiling or whatever and they had put their retarded lifts EXACTLY in front of where I'd pick my key ingredients. So I ended up wandering around the store hoping they would be done soon I gave up and ended up falling for my cravings and bought a fucking shitload of fruit. Guess there will be fruit salad on the menu for lunch this week kek

No. 2228123

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i don't know where to post this so i'm sharing it here because it's silly

No. 2228125

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>>2228123
there is more

No. 2228136

>>2228123
>cutesy anime style
>rain coat
>looks like a child
>vatican
…theres a subtle joke here

No. 2228138

>>2228123
This is so cute, I want 50.

No. 2228139

>>2228136
Wait, really? Why? I don't get it.

No. 2228141

>>2228125
Can any spaghetti anons tell us why the mascots have muddy boots?

No. 2228143

>>2228123
Shit, time to go back to being catholic I guess

No. 2228154

>>2228141
They are pilgrims and walking muddy roads I guess

No. 2228156

>>2228123
Wow, that is an incredible PR move. Great idea. I am not looking forward to when moids get their hands on these though.

No. 2228158

>>2228154
>>2228141
Yeah, it's to represent the pilgrimage, they all also have walking sticks because of that. Not a pastanon, just catholic.

No. 2228188

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>>2228125
>designed by tokidoki
Either there is a former emo in the vatican or they did their research

No. 2228227

>>2228125
omg I’m going to die, she’s so cute! Where can I get my free bible and little Luce?

No. 2228309

W H Y do I always end up looking up recipe videos at 9-10pm? I know it makes me hungry

No. 2228315

>>2228125
>>2228123
these are very cute but I'm just counting down the seconds until some tinfoilers start saying it's demonic because of the name Luce and the fact tokidoki is making it kek. you know that some uneducated idiot who doesn't realize that Luce is a real word is going to say it's some Lucifer shit. i for one love them!

No. 2228384

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finally making a google doc on a zoopedo moid teacher i know (posted about it here a few threads ago). i want to try and find some parents whose kids go to that school (preferably the ones who have classes with him if i'm lucky) and send it to them, but if i'm unsuccessful i'll just call the school directly. i'd try going to the police but that'd mean i'd have to get involved personally and i don't want that. what's the point if they'll just give him a slap on the wrist and let him go

No. 2228385

Realised the reason I’ve been feeling like shit last couple of days is because I’m pmsing and what clued me in to check my tracker was my intense cravings out of all things. Usually I don’t catch on until I’m borderline suicidal a couple of days before my period so my dumb ass figured it out way earlier this month. It still sucks because it still makes me depressed but knowing it’s just my hormones turning me into a whiny bitch makes it ten times easier!

No. 2228420

Help I can’t stop eating plain corn chips

No. 2228448

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>>2228123
I did not foresee this coming from the Catholic Church. Wild times indeed.

No. 2228462

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Everyone around me getting engaged but I am a virgin who has never dated.

No. 2228511

>>2228462
Same nonna, I hope we can find our personal soon (if u desire ofc)

No. 2228518

>>2228511
I desire.

No. 2228526

>>2228518
I desire you nonna

No. 2228542

>>2228448
>vatican
>childlike mascot
>wants to bring kids to the church
yeah pull the other one

No. 2228552

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>>2228526
Date night?

No. 2228563

>>2228156
>I am not looking forward to when moids get their hands on these though.
I can hear the scratching of digital pens from the hentai artists, desperate to caption it "first!" on Twitter, but the AI bros will have gotten there first
I feel sick nonnas

No. 2228788

The vatican has an animu loli mascot now. We live in the worst possible timeline i swear.

No. 2228799

>>2228788
>loli
That’s a Chibi. Lolicon is a term used for sexualized depictions of female children.

No. 2228801

>>2228799
No, loli means childlike characters. She's going to be called a loli by japanese otakus. This is the problem of making a medium known for its degeneracy mainstream.

No. 2228804

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my date blew me off. never giving an ugly guy a chance ever again

No. 2228807

>>2228788
>see a cute character with 0 sexual intent behind it
>call it sexual
strange

No. 2228808

>>2228807
loli isnt inherently sexual, lol. The first lolis were minky momo and osamu tezuka girls.

No. 2228810

>>2228808
boring bait, just saying nona is weird got making it sexual. don't care about your loli interests. the chibi character is adorable, i will ignore the moids who ruin her.

No. 2228812

>>2228810
ok ironic weeb(bait)

No. 2228853

>>2228807
Internet brainrot makes people see point in everything

No. 2228863

>>2228853
>internet brainrot
No, it's called not being a post covid weeb and knowing about what i am talking about. Anime is the most powerful proganda tool it seems.

No. 2228933

>>2228385
have you tried taking famotidine/pepcid or lurking the pmdd subreddit around those times? i visit the subreddit every so often when i have a particularly bad luteal phase and its comforting to know im not dealing with these things alone. its so difficult to recognize the feelings are not you and just your hormones until it begins to subside. happy bleeding nonnie!

No. 2228941

>>2228385
>>2228933
Are all us pmdd nonnies cycling together??

No. 2228947

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Gen Z you will never know happiness like this

No. 2228952


No. 2228955

>>2228947
>alt
>happiness
theres a oxymoron here

No. 2228956

>>2228952
We will all never know happiness like this ever again

No. 2228957

>>2228955
Sorry but calling a picture of a scene kid (from like 17 years ago likely) "alt" is so funny like how old are you

No. 2228961

>>2228957
i wasnt saying alt as in how its used today but every alternative fashion back then including the emos,scene,steampunk and rave

No. 2228965

>>2228961
The post was about the sincerity and joy of being an awkward teenager with dorky interests pre-smartphone but complicate things whatever

No. 2228966

>>2228788
They are doing anything to retain a semblance of a congregation to financially drain kek

No. 2228968

>>2228947
>having an eating disorder and being groomed by an online predator while being disliked at school

No. 2228975

>>2228968
Being weird and projecting fanfic on others, nice. BTW that's nearly all teenage girls regardless of era. No deepfake porn of little girls then.

No. 2228976

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>>2228968
You were disliked? Speak for yourself

No. 2228978

>>2228975
>No deepfake porn of little girls then.
nta but they still had the real version of it back then but i agree things were far more safer for little girls than it is now unless you were a retard and found 4chan and fucked up your life

No. 2228979

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I made dinner and it tastes sad

No. 2228981

>>2228978
And they still have the real version of it now. The difference I was highlighting is that it's way worse. We aren't fucking stupid, like we are aware.

No. 2228990

Just found my whole damn cat in her food bin! Lid off and one of the food bags open with her crunching away. She has an electric feeder, I checked it, it’s fine. She just figured she could knock the lid off so why the hell not!

No. 2228996

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>>2228990
I had to get these vaults with screw on lids because one of my cats was like a fucking raccoon and brute force broke the regular food bin. He’d also never miss an opportunity to tear open a kibble bag that had yet to be decanted into the kibble vault. I can highly recommend the kibble vaults.

No. 2229005

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Thinking about screen printing picrel onto a shirt but not sure I could get the address because of the size. I think it would look okay without it but I would like to include it if I can.

No. 2229010

>>2228996
I’m beginning to wonder if she doesn’t secretly have opposable thumbs. I think you might be right, definitely need a vault kek but in the meantime I’m just gonna stick the rice bag on it and close the door (though I suspect she’s worked out how to turn the knob).

No. 2229014

>>2229005
Did you design that? Could you put the address in larger letters in the boarder maybe?

No. 2229021

>>2229014
I didn’t, it is a poster from a real jazz club. You’re totally right I could include the address somewhere else though

No. 2229067

>>2228933
I haven't but I'll make sure to look into those!
>>2228941
Does that make us moon sisters?

No. 2229075

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What the fuck, we have to use our emails to post on 4chan now?

No. 2229084

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sleep depriving myself today to fix my schedule

No. 2229228

i think i cracked my tooth on accident fuck

No. 2229294

>>2229228
Was it by eating pancakes?

No. 2229326

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I kinda miss sitting in my old bedroom, watching anime from the 80's/90's and eat some dessert made. Only pausing every now and then to respond to someone on msn or ICQ.
Many years ago now. I don't miss being a teenager, and I know those calm moments were few and far between because of mom's mental illness. But whenever I see a clip from some really old anime I get brought back to those moments. And I don't mind it.

No. 2229617

>>2229005
nonnie i love this! screen printing sounds so fun

No. 2229682

I want banana pudding

No. 2229690

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i wanna go home and sleep, but by the time i'll get home it'll be too late in the day. maybe when i do i'll have a cup of tea to wake me up

No. 2229724

I'm so bored that I'm entertaining what I'm pretty sure is a scam job interview right now. The "interview" is just us messaging of microsoft teams. Some of the phrases are typed like when you're chatting with Indian customer support people.

No. 2229757

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I finally got a refund I've been waiting days on to be issued! Yay! I kept nagging the seller so honestly I was worried they would try to pull some shit and refuse to give me a refund tbh.

No. 2229761

i randomly stumbled onto indian (dot, not feather) youtube shorts and its addictive but also kinda strange. mostly consists of women making shorts cooking or housewifing, or women who live alone and work (i'm guessing a HUGE deal based on the comments) and their daily routines, cooking or whatever. i've come to the conclusion the west is so bad at cooking and cooking regularly compared to other parts of the world. and i mean real cooking, not crockpot shit or frozen meals.

No. 2229771

>>2229761
What do they cook?

No. 2229781

>>2229771
from what i can ascertain, they use whole ingredients for almost every meal. tons of vegetables, legumes, flatbreads and of course TONS of spices and herbs. daily handmade flatbreads and similar things are standard. this is like the bare minimum of what i've seen, mainly from the women who work and/or live alone. the housewives go full out and make many kinds of desserts i've never seen. all of them make pretty much everything from scratch though, the most common kind of "easy" meal i've seen them make is instant noodles or something called "chowmien" (kek) which you can probably deduce what it is by the name.

No. 2229853

>>2229761
Have you ever heard of the anecdotal fallacy?

No. 2229860

GUAC in the lunchroom today!!! No crunchy taco shells tho so my taco salad was still mid.

No. 2229863

>>2229853
have you ever heard of not being a cringe redditor? its a fact that indians cook WAY more than americans or british.

No. 2229936

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I just finished watching this and I liked it a lot but it never felt like it ever built up enough momentum to justify the last episode and (spoilers) but I don't understand the importance of the main character's sexual assault, it was heavily implied and then confronted in one throw away back and forth dialog and never mentioned again. I also don't get all the flashbacks to her teenage years which only served to explain the death of one character but kept being thrown in your face, nor do I get the importance of the detective character who was only really in everything just to be a macguffin in the last episode and then fuck off forever. Aside from all that stuff I liked it. Has anyone who read the book and can you tell me if it's better than the miniseries?

No. 2229948

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Starting an 6 month internship in a couple of weeks, which means I'm all "NEW ENVIRONMENT MEANS TIME FOR INVENTING A NEW IDENTITY" and is desperately holding myself back from going on a shopping spree on my favorite second hand website

No. 2229956

been sneezing a lot for the past few months and my nose has been unbearably itchy

No. 2230047

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All that stuff last night was disgraceful, I can't believe anons let themselves be hoodwinked and suckered in such a way.

No. 2230052

>>2230047
Yeah, it was so disheartening watching nonas letting themselves be fooled so easily. Why the hell would anyone organically start posting their breats on lolcow of all places? Moids were jerking off to how gullible nonas were the whole time.

No. 2230064

I'm going to a birthday party, bye nonas, see you later.

No. 2230069

>>2230064
Bye anon have fun!

No. 2230070

>>2230064
Bye honey, make good choices

No. 2230111

Changed browsers on mobile after the last one I used ended up having issues and not being updated in months. After many setting changes it seems to work OK.

No. 2230115

>>2230052
straight women really think it's impossible for women to want to see women's tits

No. 2230121

>>2230115
Nta but I'm SSA and even I saw that for what it was.

No. 2230122

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I'm making Pillsbury cinnamon rolls, and no you can't have any. Hmph.

No. 2230137

i never really cared about organizing and always had a messy room that i cleaned like twice a year but lately i spazz the fuck out if i see someone's sock in the hallway or an empty container on the dining table. like some weird rapid onset neurosis out of nowhere. i organize nearly every day now.

No. 2230174

>>2228788
Is this a girl character, I thought it was a boy

No. 2230208

oops was about to fall down the self pitying "i am so fucking ugly" hole then i remembered it's 90% makeup and i don't wear that so of course i won't look as "good" as the women around me

No. 2230212

>>2230122
Fuck you.

No. 2230236

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I saw a tweet or comment somewhere that said "how embarrassing to fall in love with your best friend's boyfriend. What do you mean you developed feelings for your her Tamagotchi??" and it made me kek so hard because it's so accurate. I like my bestie's bf well enough but I cannot imagine him having like an inner life or like opinions or whatever. Whenever she says they went to dinner or something I'm like aww she fed her Tamagotchi. I ran into him the other day and was weirded out by how tall he was, I am starting to forget that he is man-sized.

No. 2230243

>>2230236
>feelings for your her Tamagotchi
meant *feelings for her(learn to delete)

No. 2230260

>>2230236
Hah! At least tamagotchis are cute.

No. 2230266

Every time I make a post on lolcow I obsessively check that my email wasn't accidentally autofilled at least 3 times if not more. I'm so scared one of these days I'll make that particular mistake and then I'll feel stupid.

No. 2230346

>>2229863
You did the anecdotal fallacy again!(infighting)

No. 2230357

>>2230346
kill yourself slowly and painfully(infighting)

No. 2230493

>>2229936
was this sharp objects?
I read the book years ago, and remember being blown away by it. I was really into dark psychological books at the time and that one really hit for some reason. So did her other one, dark places I think it was called. I liked them both better than gone girl. I was so excited when I saw they were making dark places into a movie, and sharp objects into a show, but then both screen adaptations were extremely disappointing to me. They didn’t do the books justice at all IMO. So it makes sense why a lot of it didn’t make sense lol

No. 2230523

Idk why, but I feel like when I use my mouthwash before brushing it makes the plaque on my teeth feel more textured.
Also, tonight I'm just so obsessed with my lips. I can't stop looking at them

No. 2230543

my roommate leaves the pickle jar in the fridge so whenever i want a pickle i have to plunge my hand into the cold cold pickle water just to grab it

No. 2230556

my singing voice sounds like those shitty english vocaloid cover youtubers and its really annoying.

No. 2230557

I’m sad because I have my period, not sad that I have my period but sad because my period makes my hormones the sad ones and now I’m sad.

No. 2230560

>>2230523
> Also, tonight I'm just so obsessed with my lips. I can't stop looking at them
I can’t stop looking at mine either

No. 2230566

>>2229781
did the chowmein come from a bright yellow packet? or were they actually making it from scratch? bc if it's the first one then they're just making Maggi's 2 min noodles kek

No. 2230569

>>2230566
The 2 minutes is a lie. I have to cook them for at least 5.

No. 2230570

>>2230569
ayrt, kek fucking real, plus, i've gotten tired of the usual taste and texture so i end up adding more seasoning and water so it becomes soup with noodles, so it takes even more time.

No. 2230630

My cousin moved far from family with his gf. It was initially a hard transition in part because the area is mostly white and he's obviously not white and he wasn't used to encountering people who were racist. He gets called out to work on some old couple's house and they're a bit standoffish at first. He notices something else wrong in the house that they didn't know about and they freak out once he mentions it because they realize they won't be able to afford to get it repaired. My cousin says he can possibly repair it cheaply depending on whether or not his work will have leftover material that he can take home for personal use but he can't make any promises.

Time passes and he gets an opportunity to take some leftover material so he shows back up at their house and repairs it for them and decides to do it pro bono because it was easy to fix and he didn't need to pay for any of the material and he felt bad for them I guess. The couple is surprised he ever came back and that he did it for free. Later that week he gets a call from them, the old lady baked him a pie in thanks. All their children moved away so now they have adopted my cousin and his gf, they attend church together and he eats over at their place frequently now.

No. 2230631

>>2230630
that's super sweet, I'm glad your cousin has them

No. 2230635

>>2230630
That's a story straight out of a fairytale, so adorable! I'm happy for your cousin and his gf.

No. 2230647

>>2230543
use a fork

No. 2230660

My work entails me going to other people's houses and businesses. I was on the roof of a body shop that deals exclusively in older metal body work today. There was heavy machinery inside that was pretty loud so I couldn't really tell what was going on down below me. While working on the roof I heard an extremely loud "VROOOOOOOOMMMMM" from a guy flooring his car out through the garage door. (I wanna say it was an old Challenger but not totally sure) It flew out so quickly I thought something was about to collapse. It got me as bad as the worst jumpscare I've seen in horror media times 50.
I let out a 50s horror scream and then just fell back and laid there for a solid 2 minutes. I could feel my heart pounding without even grabbing my chest.
I looked down and saw the car that flew out was at the end of the parking lot just sitting there while they had the hood opened examining it. Thinking about it now it's extremely funny to me, but when it actually happened I thought I was gonna die, lol.

No. 2230666

I looked up a couple of guys I used to hang around, and boy, does the wall hit.
One used to be a twunk, the other - grizzly intellectual. Both are not even 30 yet and both look like poorly squeezed mayo tubes.
How lucky I am to be a woman and love women, all of my over 30 girl friends look better every day.

No. 2230678

>>2230266
Most browsers have an option to either turn off autofill or restrict it from being used on certain websites.

No. 2230752

Do you feel your pelvis when you sit? i think i have no ass kek it hurts to sit on the floor

No. 2230754

>>2230752
It's bad nonnie. I can't sit in chairs for long without my tail bone aching, I look like a geriatric getting off of them.

No. 2230835

i love baking and i do it a lot especially when im bored, its nice to see people enjoy the cakes and whatnot ive made but im out of ideas on what to make this time

No. 2230845

I recently started watching a lot of 50s musicals and it makes me snort like a toddler when they use gay as a synonym for happy.

No. 2230855

>>2230835
Strudel? Home made poptarts? Banana or pumpkin bread, mini cinnamon rolls maybe with pecan, creme brule, small holdable pies, checkerboard cookies, devils chocolate cake with funfetting frosting, bearded dragons candy, chocolate cookies with powder sugar

No. 2230875

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Matilda Djerf is apple shapped but she's still cute, dresses however she likes and no one bothers her about it and it makes me feel great

No. 2230878

>>2230875
>appleshaped
where

No. 2230890

>>2230878
short torso + her midsection is the widest part of her body nothing wrong about it

No. 2230896

>>2230890
she just looks normal to me. Appleshape to me only applies to fatter women.

No. 2231039

Burger thread no longer has Alfred pic, I'm once again anti imperialist

No. 2231040

>>2230890
Her "midsection" is normal sized, you are staring at her hips. She looks like her midsection is the widest part because her waist is short so her hips are a bit higher, she's not apple shaped.

No. 2231041

>>2230890
She looks more like a pear to me

No. 2231057

nice to know that everybody has body dysmorphia here and can’t tell figure shapes, just like the rest of the internet
>>2231041
>She looks more like a pear to me
but this is especially wrong kek

No. 2231060

>>2231057
i feel like it’s a very perpetually online old school anachan thing to believe that women’s bodies come in a handful of shapes and everyone aligns to one of them. every time i hear people say stuff like that i just assume they’re not getting out a lot and obsessing about their own bodies a ton and it’s kind of a hint that they’re obsessive and capable of obsessing over others in a weird way. if someone pulls out an inverse triangle i know it’s critical levels of anachan neet that hasn’t been out since high school in 2010. it definitely lets me know the age of people.

No. 2231064

>>2231039
My streak of making Alfred threadpics got interrupted. I am heartbroken

No. 2231066

>>2231057
>but this is especially wrong kek
How tho?

No. 2231092

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inverted triangle-sama blocks your path

No. 2231101

>>2231066
if i could get a more front facing pic of her in more form fitting clothes id be completely sure of it, but from the pic upthread neither her hips nor her thighs are her most prominent feature, so not a pear. her shoulders and hips seem to be around the same width and her waist isn’t particularly smaller than her hips - i originally posted that she was a rectangle/banana, but op could also be right about her being an apple too - there are women who have a mix of differing shapes, shit’s not completely black and white, rihanna has what i call a banana-pear - prominent thighs, yet small difference in her hip-to-waist ratio

No. 2231127

>>2230875
She's so pear shaped to me, I feel like people would only call her apple shaped if they have an unrealistic idea of how women's waists are meant to look.

No. 2231130

Started a new medication today. I feel odd.

No. 2231137

i'm so hungry but the meal i'm making will probably be another hour. maybe i should have soup in between

No. 2231139

Work is slowing down and isn't predicted to be back up until January, so I need to get back on the job hunt grind. I've only worked an hour this week and I will be working 2 hours today. I'm certain I can quickly find something, I'm not to heartbroken about this only because I always knew I didn't want to keep this job for very long.

No. 2231147

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>>2231127
i think some of you guys need to accept that it’s ok to not be a pear or hourglass shape, cuz this woman is neither and she looks amazing! i feel like that’s a thing you guys do once you like a female celebrity or instagram girl or whatever, they become curvier or smaller than they really are

No. 2231151

>>2231147
genuinely can't tell if you're false flagging

No. 2231159

>>2231147
She just seems like she has a straight waist because it's short on account of her long legs, not that her waist is the widest part of her body. She's not apple shaped.

No. 2231163

>>2231101
>>2231147
Kay, I'll agree on rectangle

No. 2231172

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>>2231151
sorry to kpopfag, but she was the 1st girl i could think of
in comparison, this is a pear

No. 2231175

>>2230678
Thank you for the tip, anon. I'll try to find my settings and adjust them when I'm home.

No. 2231193

>>2231172
Her shoulders are as wide as her hips. She looks like an hourglass to me.

No. 2231210

>>2231193
i disagree with this, her bottom half is comparatively oversized next to her top half thus she is a pear to me. hourglass figures barely exist in real life, i can’t even think of a celeb i’d describe as an hourglass tbh

No. 2231243

I'm doing my hair right now and when I parted the front there was all this white flaky shit on my scalp. It made my skin crawl. I think it may've just been dry skin though, I dyed/bleached my hair a few days ago and I only moisturized it once kek.

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>>2231210
beyonce is an hourglass for sure.

No. 2231286

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>>2231258
seriously anon…? she’s more bottom heavy than the original pear shaped girl that i posted

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>>2231286

i was also gonna say tyla too as another example. but tbh hourglass and pear always confuse kek.

No. 2231299

I should be drawing but i cant stop watching anime.

No. 2231310

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The art that I ordered from Jodi Arias actually came rather quickly. I feel happy today.

No. 2231313

>>2231294
probably because you're usually expecting the hips extend further beyond the shoulders , i think pear shape just describes wide hips with heavy thighs

No. 2231317

>>2231310
>funding a murderer
i hope you get put on a list freak(infighting)

No. 2231323

>>2230243
fuck off, I'm not deleting and reposting when I could just sage and samefag.

No. 2231325

>>2231310
>pretty
>hoardes of fans that defend her
>mogging even in interviews
>better at art than me
so this is what being a stacy is like, its over

No. 2231340

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>>2231317
Cry harder, puta.

No. 2231350

>>2231340
how do i get volume on my hair like that? mine is stuck to my scalp it pisses me off

No. 2231364

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>>2231294
tyla wears padding and corsets idk what her figure actually is either

No. 2231371

>>2231310
okay need to do this too
>>2231317
i hope she escapes out of jail and kills your boyfriend

No. 2231379

>>2231371
i dont understand the love of Jodi at the end of the day she played into his pedo fantasies and was okay with it until he told her she wasnt good enough because she wasnt mormon. I dont get the obsession with her is it because she is conventionally attractive? Even her own family wasnt on her side

No. 2231393

>>2231379
she redeemed herself by killing the pedo and before he could offend.

No. 2231394

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>>2231379
It's a meme, its not that deep. She killed her boyfriend in a gruesome way for dumb reasons and its just funny she acted like nothing happened after. She just radiates unhinged stacy energy.

No. 2231397

>>2231379
It's just because she's blonde

No. 2231401

>>2231397
All someone has to do is be short, blonde, and a little cute and they can get away with murder. If she’d been shorter they would have believed her. The girl who slept with my ex got away with it just by being short and cute and blonde trust me.

No. 2231407

>>2231379
She took a picture of her pedo boyfriend at knifepoint while he looked extra pathetic in the bathtub (it's the picture he's remembered from), she brutally murdered him, did a headstand and sang in the interrogation room and blasted the pedo's pedo phonecall in front of his entire family. You can't deny she radiates immense stacy energy.

No. 2231410

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>>2231371
i think the most based female killer is that Egyptian lady Omaima Nelson who suffered FGM as a child and took out her trauma and betrayal of her father on some fat old scrote in america. She literally cut his body up and skinned him alive and ate him for Thanksgiving dinner because she just wanted his money and he kept raping her. They say its alleged but i believe her because he was a felon straight out of prison, they met and got "married" a day later. She also suffered FGM and child sexual assault so I bet even if she wanted to have sex that shit would trigger her either way. She is way more based than Jodi. Jodi didnt kill the man because he was a pedo she killed him because he no longer wanted her. If he wanted her she still would be taking it up all holes like the pick me bimbo she is. Omaima killed that scrote for the simple fact she hated men for what they did to her throughout her life. Now that is a based queen.

No. 2231412

>>2231210
Sofia Vergara?

No. 2231421

>>2231410
I understand your point of view but I can't approve of eating ugly men

No. 2231427

>>2231421
what are you to do with a pig other than eat him?

No. 2231430

>>2231410
badass

No. 2231432

>>2231421
He was fat as fuck and she was trying to dispose the body I dont think she really ate him because only a therapist mentioned that and said she ate his ribs with bbq sauce. It was close to thanksgiving so she was cooking him and blending him up to make it seeem like it was turkey dinner KEK..

No. 2231433

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>>2231410
wow shes beautiful, its horrific what she went through shes truly based abused women should have a legal right to kill their abusive moids without being jailed for it

No. 2231435

>>2231410
I think what makes jodi so interesting is the fact that she didnt seem to have any strong motivation or trauma, she was a stacy born with a silver spoon in her mouth and she still killed her ex in the most brutal way possible AND embarassed him in front of everyone. She's got that patrick bateman vibe. Hearing about women like wournouss or nelson just makes me sad because they were abused and killing their abusers was their only way out, jodi was just genuinely psychopathic and thats what makes her funny as a meme.

No. 2231437

>>2231210
It seemed to be a more common shape in the 40s/50s but sometimes I wonder if it’s because women would wear girdles since puberty and their skeletons would change. Marilyn Monroe and Bettie Page come to mind. Photos were edited as well, because I swear every famous woman had that sort of body, even candids of nobodies. Clothes aren’t being made to compliment that body type anymore anyway, I own a couple pieces from that time and they accommodate for high waist to hip ratios. On the other hand, pieces of early 00s brands like Tripp that I’ve found were made for literal rectangles. Since there’s a less uniform body ideal, it now depends on the brand of clothes. High fashion/trendy brands with teens make clothes for more rectangular bodies. The only brands that I’ve seen make clothes for hourglass figures are fashion nova but it’s a different type of hourglass, the plastic surgery wisdom tooth type.

No. 2231453

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>>2231435
okay that perspective make sense. Is it kinda like that yandere girl Yuka Takaoka who even the scrote she brutally stabbed forgave her because she was pretty? She is also just a meme now. the world is so bizarre

No. 2231458

>>2231453
Its less about being ''pretty'' and more about being a legit cold killer with no remorse. When i hear about self defense cases i dont think ''le based misandrist'' because i am sure if they were born under different circumstances they would be normal women. It just doesnt sit well with me to make a meme out of a woman's trauma. It's like Lorena Bobbit, everyone around her started making fun of her trauma and the only person who benefited from it was her ex-moid, meanwhile she doesnt like to talk about it and hates the media attention.

No. 2231469

>>2231458
But Lorena ended up having a wonderful life and her retarded ex is STILL talking about her and trying to get into contact with her. She revolutionized marriage rape laws as well.

No. 2231487

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>>2231437
It’s like those super long, naturally shiny hair from the 70s you’d think women took better care of their hair back then or ate better, but really it’s just that the actresses / models were chosen to fit that specific beauty standard

No. 2231495

>>2231469
Her moid profited off it though. I think its good to regard her as a surivor, but i wouldnt turn her into a meme like people did back then because it just feels like its making fun of her trauma.

No. 2231559

I dont really like dogs but i've always had a special affection for the greyhound/galgo/borzoi type ones. I learned that apparently, these kind of dogs can't comfortably sit down because their knees just knock together and it's making me kind of sad lol

No. 2231686

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>>2231379
Free Jodi

No. 2231687

>>2231487
Who is she? So pretty

No. 2231694

I had a bad headache all afternoon and nothing was helping until I went and got an iced coffee. It's finally subsiding now thank god

No. 2231792

We were being taught how to use a new piece of software in class today. This required the entire class to view a document together. Another student and I used the draw feature to draw a jack-o-lantern together. It was fun.

No. 2231814

I just tried my cereal in water instead of milk.

No. 2231826

TEMU finally ships to my small ass country so i can finally be rid of aliexpress forever. fuck you aliexpress.

also does this thread basically constitute as the microblog/blogpost thread? everyone treats it as such but maybe we should literally make a microblog/blogpost thread. it would be fun.

No. 2231857

I'm addicted to shopping online, at VS PINK of all places. How do I stop?

No. 2231860

>>2231814
damn meanwhile i eat it with chocolate milk

No. 2231870

>>2231826
Isn't that kinda the purpose of the mundane shit thread?

No. 2231874

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TSR has a trial for their VIP right now, and the basket feature is so fucking helpful. I literally stopped using it because it took way too long to download cc with, but I just downloaded over 200 items and I'm about to download more. Then I'm gonna go play Sims 3, I'm excitedddd.

No. 2231881

>>2231870
i mean the whole point is "mundane" or "uneventful" sometimes bitches wanna blogpost but it isn't necessarily mundane nor does it belong in the vent thread

No. 2231884

>>2231881
NTA I've proposed before that we should consider making a show & tell thread but I think the response to that was that it could encourage personalityfagging/ attention whoring

No. 2231892

>>2231884
i think it would be a good idea but only if there are clear rules stated against personalityfagging and mods insta ban anyone doing so

No. 2231893

>>2231884
dont make more useless threads please

No. 2231903

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I played disc golf with my mom and dad today (we both beat him)

No. 2231904

>>2231893
You can hide threads you're not interested in. We have a chronic deficit of new threads
If they don't lift off, oh well
But at least there was an attempt at a starting a new conversation in the midst of all those stale topics

No. 2231911

>>2231904
too much blogging is already a problem on this site though. it encourages attention whoring and brings in self-centered retards who spill over cow boards and ruin convos with their incessant need to talk about themselves. this isn't a chatroom or discord

No. 2231917

>>2231904
this thread already serves the purpose of blogging we dont need two slow threads

No. 2231920

>>2231911
How many times can you talk about the same fucking shit?
Every thread on /or/ is #37633688, there's nothing new
How is that interesting
"Oh we are not like discord, we are like a broken record" you think that's good?

No. 2231921

>>2231911
it is a chatroom though and its retarded to pretend its not. most of the threads on this board across /ot/ /m/ and /g/ are just anonymous chatroom. but whatever

No. 2231947

My computer started lagging really badly out of fucking nowhere and i am concerned

No. 2231971

>>2231947
Sorry, I was just overtaking your system so I can watch you through your webcam

No. 2232009

I'm making orange chicken and rice and broccoli for dinner. I don't really make brown rice, even though I think it's the better rice, but I'm using it tonight and today I learned that some grains actually can be green

No. 2232012

>>2232009
Samefag but also, brown rice doesn't need to be rinsed before cooking so much. It doesn't seem to have as much starch as white rice.

No. 2232018

Nonnies i’m at a halloween party at the student union and i cannot larp as a normalfag…… sitting alone drinking my san miguels in total solice watching all the normalfags have the time of their lives around me………. Fuck this normalfag life… i’m not supposed to live it

No. 2232026

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>having very bad day
>decided to open up and share with a family member
>instantly regret
>feels still unwell and angry
>feeling masochistic
>decides to go on lolcow
>my posts getting ignored
>retarded infights feel like i walked into /pol/
>nigelfag vents
>unpopular opinions filled with the same repetitive talking points almost like people were hired to go on this website and post about those stuff
>immediately feel annoyed, dehumanized and want to just close the laptop and have a depression nap
Life is full of disappointment, not even this website can be enjoyable after a bad day because what’s the point of interacting with others when nobody wants to socialize with you or is only trying to reply to you just to shove in some stupid point they have? It’s like as a straight single woman with no children and with actual aspirations it’s almost like I’m even ostracized from other women, it’s like women with horrible boyfriends and husbands and families are seen as more human or their suffering is more legitimate than mines. I seriously fucking hate everyone and everything

No. 2232178

>>2232026
I’m so sorry you’re feeling shitty, nonna. I’m going through bad times myself and come on here to occasionally indulge in my misanthropy, nihilism etc. or to get a distraction and be with like-minded women, and idk if it’s the newfags or what but it just doesn’t feel the same anymore, or maybe that’s just my perception. I think since you’re really upset you’re jumping into a lot of conclusions. Most women on here are straight/bi and single. I don’t have a moid either but a shitty life situation nonetheless, and I’ve posted many times about shitty family stuff and got ignored. So don’t feel too bad. Moid posts do get more attention but that’s just because this site generally hates moids so they’ll just reply to say they should break up and that he’s a shitty scrote, unless it’s posted to the advice thread or something. And the infights and repetitive posts are just the norm. Hope you feel better.

No. 2232310

I know Halloween falls on a work day this year, but everyone deciding to celebrate and do their parties and stuff last week caught me so off guard

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>>2232026
I am so sorry you are having a terrible day, i hope once you go to sleep, you will wake up refreshed and your mind will be healed. I hope you like cats.

No. 2232334

even going to the store to get beer has became a task

No. 2232438

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almost accidentally bought a drink that someone else had drank out of and then put back

No. 2232443

>>2232310
Kek nobody gives a shit about halloween this year, and everybody was dressed in things they found on the floor of their closet too kek. This year has been a struggle.

No. 2232622

i had a wonderful meal of baked beets and tofu and salad! now i am sleepy but i still have homework i should do and things i want to create. is it really my period causing this fatigue and brain fog? i always feel like i should be above all of this! why am i so old i am in my early 20s

No. 2232657

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I fell asleep with a tab open that was just a pic of Fear and Hunger character Enki, I think I was trying to make him and the other 3 funger characters in DD2 that was open too lol.. my computer fan is not playing and is screaming at me now

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>>2232657
Enki rocks
I need to sleep soon but I took some focus supplements and they actually kind of work.

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Nothing is better than posting on LC while sailing on the high seas. Ahoy nonas.

No. 2232782

apparently people need 1.6 grams of protein per kilo that they weigh PER DAY lmaoooooo. if you weigh 60kg that's 96 grams of protein a day. KEK don't make me fucking laugh, some days i probably intake less than 10g of protein. fuck your stupid macro micro shit, my blood tests were all in the clear.

No. 2232784

>>2232741
What are you up to nonna, cruise or something else?

No. 2232786

>>2231210
maybe Cristina Hendricks?
>>2231060
but the body fruit system was popularized around the 80s, i think (around the time as the kibbe stuff too)

No. 2232787

>>2232782
Just eat a bunch of pb2 and protein bars/shakes. Or you could do it normally and eat meat and legumes.

No. 2232793

>>2232787
that's way too much food for me on the daily. i eat twice a day max and the second food is usually some kind of dessert.

No. 2232842

A better ending to Labyrinth would be when Jareth says "fear me, love me, do as I say and I will be your slave," Sarah instead pulls out a revolver and shoots him point blank in the noggin

No. 2232892

I love it when my friends and I misspell words and they become inside jokes that we laugh ourselves to death at

No. 2232895

Always thought that I had vaginismus turns out that I just needed anxiety medication and didn't want to have sex with my ex boyfriend.

No. 2232903

>>2232895
That's kind of sad. I hope you're doing ok now anon

No. 2232971

Not doing anything for Halloween this year out of laziness and lack of opportunity so I'm just gothing it up at work by wearing my undertaker fit.

No. 2232980

>>2232692
Aww Levi my beloved. Poor thing honestly



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