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No. 2227676

ITT: share uneventful, mundane, or just downright ordinary thoughts or events from your life.

Previous thread: >>2197323

No. 2227679

Nice picture! I'm so glad you chose an animal. I really like the pictures that are animals doing mundane things.

No. 2227686

I consider myself an atheist at this point but I still cross myself when I enter a church.

No. 2227699

I have now been unable to get out of bed sick for a week. I'm so bored.

No. 2227703

>>2227686
It's good manners and it takes no effort, might as well just in case

No. 2227706

>>2227686
>>2227703
just call yourselves agnostic if you are going to be a bunch of bench sitters

No. 2227720

>>2227706
It's just polite nonna.

No. 2227723

I wish i was skinny to pull off y2k looks

No. 2227727

i'm upset i missed watching The Worst Witch with nonnies yesterday. it's the best corny Halloween movie ever. at least i got to eat at my favorite restsurant instead…

>>2227706
shut up you're not their mom

No. 2227730

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Suddenly remembered that time when my mom accidentally sent a sext meant to one of her boyfriends to me and how she, an otherwise very open woman without ANY sort of shame, tried to cover it up for days by claiming she was trying to help her "friend" out with her sexting because "she's so bad at it she ends up scaring them away".
She couldn't even look me in the eyes for weeks kek

No. 2227731

>>2227730
what did she send you. One time i found jessica nigri thrist pics my moms ex sent her

No. 2227742

Feeling like garbage, life hard. I am going to read a yaoi fanfic while in bed. I havent read fanfic in years, but i really need something soothing right now.

No. 2227743

I took my prozac like 1 hour 50 mins ago without water, and even though I just drank water I still feel a lump in my throat. It's irritating me.

No. 2227747

>>2227706
That's just my catholic education coming out lmao, just like I won't wear a band shirt with "satanist" imagery out of manners.

No. 2227789

This amazon seller got my return 3 days ago and still hasn't gave me a refund. They said it takes 2-3 for them to do refunds, so if they don't do it by tonight then I'm gonna make amazon support do the refund.

No. 2227792

Me and my friend have been discussing the 'median' age and personality for capeshit characters lately, so like
>Hulk
5 year old boys
>Wonder woman
Gen X lesbians
>Punisher
30 year old cops

No. 2227794

Got into my new gyms yoga class this evening, never attended one before. Exciting!

No. 2227812

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i stayed up all night because i didn't take my sleeping meds and i felt so alive but also kind of manic and jittery. it feels amazing and terrible at the same time

No. 2227816

I checked my spam folder and there was a email in there about a class action lawsuit against Google. I use Gmail so I thought it was hilarious kek, what if they purposefully put it there.

No. 2227878

>>2227731
It's been a few years so I don't remember exactly, but it wasn't anything overly explicit just boomer level sexting kek she sent me a couple of them until she snapped out of it with my "oh my god MOM!!" texts and the next couple of texts had typos all over the place because of her panicking

No. 2227915

If you search up rosogolla on google search desserts fly all over

No. 2228000

I think I chipped my tooth….while eating pancakes

No. 2228006

>>2227706
>Atheists can't say bless you when someone sneezes

No. 2228038

>>2228000
How? On the fork?

No. 2228053

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>>2227789
Samefag
>Amazon contacts seller on my behalf
>seller: we will issue the refund by October 30th, we need 2-3 business days to inspect the item before we issue a refund
SO HURRY UP AND FUCKING INSPECT IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

No. 2228091

Just missed the bus three times guess im not going to school today.

No. 2228102

>>2228091
Were you trying to get an item out of the snack machine?

No. 2228105

I've been sleeping extremely last couple of weeks for some reason, so I haven't had the energy to hit the gym so I instead compensate by walking to the huge supermarket 35 minutes away. My plan was to buy ingredients so I could do some meal prepping for the week but OF COURSE they were doing some repair on the ceiling or whatever and they had put their retarded lifts EXACTLY in front of where I'd pick my key ingredients. So I ended up wandering around the store hoping they would be done soon I gave up and ended up falling for my cravings and bought a fucking shitload of fruit. Guess there will be fruit salad on the menu for lunch this week kek

No. 2228123

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i don't know where to post this so i'm sharing it here because it's silly

No. 2228125

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>>2228123
there is more

No. 2228136

>>2228123
>cutesy anime style
>rain coat
>looks like a child
>vatican
…theres a subtle joke here

No. 2228138

>>2228123
This is so cute, I want 50.

No. 2228139

>>2228136
Wait, really? Why? I don't get it.

No. 2228141

>>2228125
Can any spaghetti anons tell us why the mascots have muddy boots?

No. 2228143

>>2228123
Shit, time to go back to being catholic I guess

No. 2228154

>>2228141
They are pilgrims and walking muddy roads I guess

No. 2228156

>>2228123
Wow, that is an incredible PR move. Great idea. I am not looking forward to when moids get their hands on these though.

No. 2228158

>>2228154
>>2228141
Yeah, it's to represent the pilgrimage, they all also have walking sticks because of that. Not a pastanon, just catholic.

No. 2228188

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>>2228125
>designed by tokidoki
Either there is a former emo in the vatican or they did their research

No. 2228227

>>2228125
omg I’m going to die, she’s so cute! Where can I get my free bible and little Luce?

No. 2228309

W H Y do I always end up looking up recipe videos at 9-10pm? I know it makes me hungry

No. 2228315

>>2228125
>>2228123
these are very cute but I'm just counting down the seconds until some tinfoilers start saying it's demonic because of the name Luce and the fact tokidoki is making it kek. you know that some uneducated idiot who doesn't realize that Luce is a real word is going to say it's some Lucifer shit. i for one love them!

No. 2228384

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finally making a google doc on a zoopedo moid teacher i know (posted about it here a few threads ago). i want to try and find some parents whose kids go to that school (preferably the ones who have classes with him if i'm lucky) and send it to them, but if i'm unsuccessful i'll just call the school directly. i'd try going to the police but that'd mean i'd have to get involved personally and i don't want that. what's the point if they'll just give him a slap on the wrist and let him go

No. 2228385

Realised the reason I’ve been feeling like shit last couple of days is because I’m pmsing and what clued me in to check my tracker was my intense cravings out of all things. Usually I don’t catch on until I’m borderline suicidal a couple of days before my period so my dumb ass figured it out way earlier this month. It still sucks because it still makes me depressed but knowing it’s just my hormones turning me into a whiny bitch makes it ten times easier!

No. 2228420

Help I can’t stop eating plain corn chips

No. 2228448

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>>2228123
I did not foresee this coming from the Catholic Church. Wild times indeed.

No. 2228462

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Everyone around me getting engaged but I am a virgin who has never dated.

No. 2228511

>>2228462
Same nonna, I hope we can find our personal soon (if u desire ofc)

No. 2228518

>>2228511
I desire.

No. 2228526

>>2228518
I desire you nonna

No. 2228542

>>2228448
>vatican
>childlike mascot
>wants to bring kids to the church
yeah pull the other one

No. 2228552

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>>2228526
Date night?

No. 2228563

>>2228156
>I am not looking forward to when moids get their hands on these though.
I can hear the scratching of digital pens from the hentai artists, desperate to caption it "first!" on Twitter, but the AI bros will have gotten there first
I feel sick nonnas

No. 2228788

The vatican has an animu loli mascot now. We live in the worst possible timeline i swear.

No. 2228799

>>2228788
>loli
That’s a Chibi. Lolicon is a term used for sexualized depictions of female children.

No. 2228801

>>2228799
No, loli means childlike characters. She's going to be called a loli by japanese otakus. This is the problem of making a medium known for its degeneracy mainstream.

No. 2228804

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my date blew me off. never giving an ugly guy a chance ever again

No. 2228807

>>2228788
>see a cute character with 0 sexual intent behind it
>call it sexual
strange

No. 2228808

>>2228807
loli isnt inherently sexual, lol. The first lolis were minky momo and osamu tezuka girls.

No. 2228810

>>2228808
boring bait, just saying nona is weird got making it sexual. don't care about your loli interests. the chibi character is adorable, i will ignore the moids who ruin her.

No. 2228812

>>2228810
ok ironic weeb(bait)

No. 2228853

>>2228807
Internet brainrot makes people see point in everything

No. 2228863

>>2228853
>internet brainrot
No, it's called not being a post covid weeb and knowing about what i am talking about. Anime is the most powerful proganda tool it seems.

No. 2228933

>>2228385
have you tried taking famotidine/pepcid or lurking the pmdd subreddit around those times? i visit the subreddit every so often when i have a particularly bad luteal phase and its comforting to know im not dealing with these things alone. its so difficult to recognize the feelings are not you and just your hormones until it begins to subside. happy bleeding nonnie!

No. 2228941

>>2228385
>>2228933
Are all us pmdd nonnies cycling together??

No. 2228947

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Gen Z you will never know happiness like this

No. 2228952


No. 2228955

>>2228947
>alt
>happiness
theres a oxymoron here

No. 2228956

>>2228952
We will all never know happiness like this ever again

No. 2228957

>>2228955
Sorry but calling a picture of a scene kid (from like 17 years ago likely) "alt" is so funny like how old are you

No. 2228961

>>2228957
i wasnt saying alt as in how its used today but every alternative fashion back then including the emos,scene,steampunk and rave

No. 2228965

>>2228961
The post was about the sincerity and joy of being an awkward teenager with dorky interests pre-smartphone but complicate things whatever

No. 2228966

>>2228788
They are doing anything to retain a semblance of a congregation to financially drain kek

No. 2228968

>>2228947
>having an eating disorder and being groomed by an online predator while being disliked at school

No. 2228975

>>2228968
Being weird and projecting fanfic on others, nice. BTW that's nearly all teenage girls regardless of era. No deepfake porn of little girls then.

No. 2228976

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>>2228968
You were disliked? Speak for yourself

No. 2228978

>>2228975
>No deepfake porn of little girls then.
nta but they still had the real version of it back then but i agree things were far more safer for little girls than it is now unless you were a retard and found 4chan and fucked up your life

No. 2228979

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I made dinner and it tastes sad

No. 2228981

>>2228978
And they still have the real version of it now. The difference I was highlighting is that it's way worse. We aren't fucking stupid, like we are aware.

No. 2228990

Just found my whole damn cat in her food bin! Lid off and one of the food bags open with her crunching away. She has an electric feeder, I checked it, it’s fine. She just figured she could knock the lid off so why the hell not!

No. 2228996

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>>2228990
I had to get these vaults with screw on lids because one of my cats was like a fucking raccoon and brute force broke the regular food bin. He’d also never miss an opportunity to tear open a kibble bag that had yet to be decanted into the kibble vault. I can highly recommend the kibble vaults.

No. 2229005

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Thinking about screen printing picrel onto a shirt but not sure I could get the address because of the size. I think it would look okay without it but I would like to include it if I can.

No. 2229010

>>2228996
I’m beginning to wonder if she doesn’t secretly have opposable thumbs. I think you might be right, definitely need a vault kek but in the meantime I’m just gonna stick the rice bag on it and close the door (though I suspect she’s worked out how to turn the knob).

No. 2229014

>>2229005
Did you design that? Could you put the address in larger letters in the boarder maybe?

No. 2229021

>>2229014
I didn’t, it is a poster from a real jazz club. You’re totally right I could include the address somewhere else though

No. 2229067

>>2228933
I haven't but I'll make sure to look into those!
>>2228941
Does that make us moon sisters?

No. 2229075

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What the fuck, we have to use our emails to post on 4chan now?

No. 2229084

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sleep depriving myself today to fix my schedule

No. 2229228

i think i cracked my tooth on accident fuck

No. 2229294

>>2229228
Was it by eating pancakes?

No. 2229326

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I kinda miss sitting in my old bedroom, watching anime from the 80's/90's and eat some dessert made. Only pausing every now and then to respond to someone on msn or ICQ.
Many years ago now. I don't miss being a teenager, and I know those calm moments were few and far between because of mom's mental illness. But whenever I see a clip from some really old anime I get brought back to those moments. And I don't mind it.

No. 2229617

>>2229005
nonnie i love this! screen printing sounds so fun

No. 2229682

I want banana pudding

No. 2229690

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i wanna go home and sleep, but by the time i'll get home it'll be too late in the day. maybe when i do i'll have a cup of tea to wake me up

No. 2229724

I'm so bored that I'm entertaining what I'm pretty sure is a scam job interview right now. The "interview" is just us messaging of microsoft teams. Some of the phrases are typed like when you're chatting with Indian customer support people.

No. 2229757

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I finally got a refund I've been waiting days on to be issued! Yay! I kept nagging the seller so honestly I was worried they would try to pull some shit and refuse to give me a refund tbh.

No. 2229761

i randomly stumbled onto indian (dot, not feather) youtube shorts and its addictive but also kinda strange. mostly consists of women making shorts cooking or housewifing, or women who live alone and work (i'm guessing a HUGE deal based on the comments) and their daily routines, cooking or whatever. i've come to the conclusion the west is so bad at cooking and cooking regularly compared to other parts of the world. and i mean real cooking, not crockpot shit or frozen meals.

No. 2229771

>>2229761
What do they cook?

No. 2229781

>>2229771
from what i can ascertain, they use whole ingredients for almost every meal. tons of vegetables, legumes, flatbreads and of course TONS of spices and herbs. daily handmade flatbreads and similar things are standard. this is like the bare minimum of what i've seen, mainly from the women who work and/or live alone. the housewives go full out and make many kinds of desserts i've never seen. all of them make pretty much everything from scratch though, the most common kind of "easy" meal i've seen them make is instant noodles or something called "chowmien" (kek) which you can probably deduce what it is by the name.

No. 2229853

>>2229761
Have you ever heard of the anecdotal fallacy?

No. 2229860

GUAC in the lunchroom today!!! No crunchy taco shells tho so my taco salad was still mid.

No. 2229863

>>2229853
have you ever heard of not being a cringe redditor? its a fact that indians cook WAY more than americans or british.

No. 2229936

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I just finished watching this and I liked it a lot but it never felt like it ever built up enough momentum to justify the last episode and (spoilers) but I don't understand the importance of the main character's sexual assault, it was heavily implied and then confronted in one throw away back and forth dialog and never mentioned again. I also don't get all the flashbacks to her teenage years which only served to explain the death of one character but kept being thrown in your face, nor do I get the importance of the detective character who was only really in everything just to be a macguffin in the last episode and then fuck off forever. Aside from all that stuff I liked it. Has anyone who read the book and can you tell me if it's better than the miniseries?

No. 2229948

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Starting an 6 month internship in a couple of weeks, which means I'm all "NEW ENVIRONMENT MEANS TIME FOR INVENTING A NEW IDENTITY" and is desperately holding myself back from going on a shopping spree on my favorite second hand website

No. 2229956

been sneezing a lot for the past few months and my nose has been unbearably itchy

No. 2230047

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All that stuff last night was disgraceful, I can't believe anons let themselves be hoodwinked and suckered in such a way.

No. 2230052

>>2230047
Yeah, it was so disheartening watching nonas letting themselves be fooled so easily. Why the hell would anyone organically start posting their breats on lolcow of all places? Moids were jerking off to how gullible nonas were the whole time.

No. 2230064

I'm going to a birthday party, bye nonas, see you later.

No. 2230069

>>2230064
Bye anon have fun!

No. 2230070

>>2230064
Bye honey, make good choices

No. 2230111

Changed browsers on mobile after the last one I used ended up having issues and not being updated in months. After many setting changes it seems to work OK.

No. 2230115

>>2230052
straight women really think it's impossible for women to want to see women's tits

No. 2230121

>>2230115
Nta but I'm SSA and even I saw that for what it was.

No. 2230122

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I'm making Pillsbury cinnamon rolls, and no you can't have any. Hmph.

No. 2230137

i never really cared about organizing and always had a messy room that i cleaned like twice a year but lately i spazz the fuck out if i see someone's sock in the hallway or an empty container on the dining table. like some weird rapid onset neurosis out of nowhere. i organize nearly every day now.

No. 2230174

>>2228788
Is this a girl character, I thought it was a boy

No. 2230208

oops was about to fall down the self pitying "i am so fucking ugly" hole then i remembered it's 90% makeup and i don't wear that so of course i won't look as "good" as the women around me

No. 2230212

>>2230122
Fuck you.

No. 2230236

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I saw a tweet or comment somewhere that said "how embarrassing to fall in love with your best friend's boyfriend. What do you mean you developed feelings for your her Tamagotchi??" and it made me kek so hard because it's so accurate. I like my bestie's bf well enough but I cannot imagine him having like an inner life or like opinions or whatever. Whenever she says they went to dinner or something I'm like aww she fed her Tamagotchi. I ran into him the other day and was weirded out by how tall he was, I am starting to forget that he is man-sized.

No. 2230243

>>2230236
>feelings for your her Tamagotchi
meant *feelings for her(learn to delete)

No. 2230260

>>2230236
Hah! At least tamagotchis are cute.

No. 2230266

Every time I make a post on lolcow I obsessively check that my email wasn't accidentally autofilled at least 3 times if not more. I'm so scared one of these days I'll make that particular mistake and then I'll feel stupid.

No. 2230346

>>2229863
You did the anecdotal fallacy again!(infighting)

No. 2230357

>>2230346
kill yourself slowly and painfully(infighting)

No. 2230493

>>2229936
was this sharp objects?
I read the book years ago, and remember being blown away by it. I was really into dark psychological books at the time and that one really hit for some reason. So did her other one, dark places I think it was called. I liked them both better than gone girl. I was so excited when I saw they were making dark places into a movie, and sharp objects into a show, but then both screen adaptations were extremely disappointing to me. They didn’t do the books justice at all IMO. So it makes sense why a lot of it didn’t make sense lol

No. 2230523

Idk why, but I feel like when I use my mouthwash before brushing it makes the plaque on my teeth feel more textured.
Also, tonight I'm just so obsessed with my lips. I can't stop looking at them

No. 2230543

my roommate leaves the pickle jar in the fridge so whenever i want a pickle i have to plunge my hand into the cold cold pickle water just to grab it

No. 2230556

my singing voice sounds like those shitty english vocaloid cover youtubers and its really annoying.

No. 2230557

I’m sad because I have my period, not sad that I have my period but sad because my period makes my hormones the sad ones and now I’m sad.

No. 2230560

>>2230523
> Also, tonight I'm just so obsessed with my lips. I can't stop looking at them
I can’t stop looking at mine either

No. 2230566

>>2229781
did the chowmein come from a bright yellow packet? or were they actually making it from scratch? bc if it's the first one then they're just making Maggi's 2 min noodles kek

No. 2230569

>>2230566
The 2 minutes is a lie. I have to cook them for at least 5.

No. 2230570

>>2230569
ayrt, kek fucking real, plus, i've gotten tired of the usual taste and texture so i end up adding more seasoning and water so it becomes soup with noodles, so it takes even more time.

No. 2230630

My cousin moved far from family with his gf. It was initially a hard transition in part because the area is mostly white and he's obviously not white and he wasn't used to encountering people who were racist. He gets called out to work on some old couple's house and they're a bit standoffish at first. He notices something else wrong in the house that they didn't know about and they freak out once he mentions it because they realize they won't be able to afford to get it repaired. My cousin says he can possibly repair it cheaply depending on whether or not his work will have leftover material that he can take home for personal use but he can't make any promises.

Time passes and he gets an opportunity to take some leftover material so he shows back up at their house and repairs it for them and decides to do it pro bono because it was easy to fix and he didn't need to pay for any of the material and he felt bad for them I guess. The couple is surprised he ever came back and that he did it for free. Later that week he gets a call from them, the old lady baked him a pie in thanks. All their children moved away so now they have adopted my cousin and his gf, they attend church together and he eats over at their place frequently now.

No. 2230631

>>2230630
that's super sweet, I'm glad your cousin has them

No. 2230635

>>2230630
That's a story straight out of a fairytale, so adorable! I'm happy for your cousin and his gf.

No. 2230647

>>2230543
use a fork

No. 2230660

My work entails me going to other people's houses and businesses. I was on the roof of a body shop that deals exclusively in older metal body work today. There was heavy machinery inside that was pretty loud so I couldn't really tell what was going on down below me. While working on the roof I heard an extremely loud "VROOOOOOOOMMMMM" from a guy flooring his car out through the garage door. (I wanna say it was an old Challenger but not totally sure) It flew out so quickly I thought something was about to collapse. It got me as bad as the worst jumpscare I've seen in horror media times 50.
I let out a 50s horror scream and then just fell back and laid there for a solid 2 minutes. I could feel my heart pounding without even grabbing my chest.
I looked down and saw the car that flew out was at the end of the parking lot just sitting there while they had the hood opened examining it. Thinking about it now it's extremely funny to me, but when it actually happened I thought I was gonna die, lol.

No. 2230666

I looked up a couple of guys I used to hang around, and boy, does the wall hit.
One used to be a twunk, the other - grizzly intellectual. Both are not even 30 yet and both look like poorly squeezed mayo tubes.
How lucky I am to be a woman and love women, all of my over 30 girl friends look better every day.

No. 2230678

>>2230266
Most browsers have an option to either turn off autofill or restrict it from being used on certain websites.

No. 2230752

Do you feel your pelvis when you sit? i think i have no ass kek it hurts to sit on the floor

No. 2230754

>>2230752
It's bad nonnie. I can't sit in chairs for long without my tail bone aching, I look like a geriatric getting off of them.

No. 2230835

i love baking and i do it a lot especially when im bored, its nice to see people enjoy the cakes and whatnot ive made but im out of ideas on what to make this time

No. 2230845

I recently started watching a lot of 50s musicals and it makes me snort like a toddler when they use gay as a synonym for happy.

No. 2230855

>>2230835
Strudel? Home made poptarts? Banana or pumpkin bread, mini cinnamon rolls maybe with pecan, creme brule, small holdable pies, checkerboard cookies, devils chocolate cake with funfetting frosting, bearded dragons candy, chocolate cookies with powder sugar

No. 2230875

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Matilda Djerf is apple shapped but she's still cute, dresses however she likes and no one bothers her about it and it makes me feel great

No. 2230878

>>2230875
>appleshaped
where

No. 2230890

>>2230878
short torso + her midsection is the widest part of her body nothing wrong about it

No. 2230896

>>2230890
she just looks normal to me. Appleshape to me only applies to fatter women.

No. 2231039

Burger thread no longer has Alfred pic, I'm once again anti imperialist

No. 2231040

>>2230890
Her "midsection" is normal sized, you are staring at her hips. She looks like her midsection is the widest part because her waist is short so her hips are a bit higher, she's not apple shaped.

No. 2231041

>>2230890
She looks more like a pear to me

No. 2231057

nice to know that everybody has body dysmorphia here and can’t tell figure shapes, just like the rest of the internet
>>2231041
>She looks more like a pear to me
but this is especially wrong kek

No. 2231060

>>2231057
i feel like it’s a very perpetually online old school anachan thing to believe that women’s bodies come in a handful of shapes and everyone aligns to one of them. every time i hear people say stuff like that i just assume they’re not getting out a lot and obsessing about their own bodies a ton and it’s kind of a hint that they’re obsessive and capable of obsessing over others in a weird way. if someone pulls out an inverse triangle i know it’s critical levels of anachan neet that hasn’t been out since high school in 2010. it definitely lets me know the age of people.

No. 2231064

>>2231039
My streak of making Alfred threadpics got interrupted. I am heartbroken

No. 2231066

>>2231057
>but this is especially wrong kek
How tho?

No. 2231092

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inverted triangle-sama blocks your path

No. 2231101

>>2231066
if i could get a more front facing pic of her in more form fitting clothes id be completely sure of it, but from the pic upthread neither her hips nor her thighs are her most prominent feature, so not a pear. her shoulders and hips seem to be around the same width and her waist isn’t particularly smaller than her hips - i originally posted that she was a rectangle/banana, but op could also be right about her being an apple too - there are women who have a mix of differing shapes, shit’s not completely black and white, rihanna has what i call a banana-pear - prominent thighs, yet small difference in her hip-to-waist ratio

No. 2231127

>>2230875
She's so pear shaped to me, I feel like people would only call her apple shaped if they have an unrealistic idea of how women's waists are meant to look.

No. 2231130

Started a new medication today. I feel odd.

No. 2231137

i'm so hungry but the meal i'm making will probably be another hour. maybe i should have soup in between

No. 2231139

Work is slowing down and isn't predicted to be back up until January, so I need to get back on the job hunt grind. I've only worked an hour this week and I will be working 2 hours today. I'm certain I can quickly find something, I'm not to heartbroken about this only because I always knew I didn't want to keep this job for very long.

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>>2231127
i think some of you guys need to accept that it’s ok to not be a pear or hourglass shape, cuz this woman is neither and she looks amazing! i feel like that’s a thing you guys do once you like a female celebrity or instagram girl or whatever, they become curvier or smaller than they really are

No. 2231151

>>2231147
genuinely can't tell if you're false flagging

No. 2231159

>>2231147
She just seems like she has a straight waist because it's short on account of her long legs, not that her waist is the widest part of her body. She's not apple shaped.

No. 2231163

>>2231101
>>2231147
Kay, I'll agree on rectangle

No. 2231172

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>>2231151
sorry to kpopfag, but she was the 1st girl i could think of
in comparison, this is a pear

No. 2231175

>>2230678
Thank you for the tip, anon. I'll try to find my settings and adjust them when I'm home.

No. 2231193

>>2231172
Her shoulders are as wide as her hips. She looks like an hourglass to me.

No. 2231210

>>2231193
i disagree with this, her bottom half is comparatively oversized next to her top half thus she is a pear to me. hourglass figures barely exist in real life, i can’t even think of a celeb i’d describe as an hourglass tbh

No. 2231243

I'm doing my hair right now and when I parted the front there was all this white flaky shit on my scalp. It made my skin crawl. I think it may've just been dry skin though, I dyed/bleached my hair a few days ago and I only moisturized it once kek.

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>>2231210
beyonce is an hourglass for sure.

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>>2231258
seriously anon…? she’s more bottom heavy than the original pear shaped girl that i posted

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>>2231286

i was also gonna say tyla too as another example. but tbh hourglass and pear always confuse kek.

No. 2231299

I should be drawing but i cant stop watching anime.

No. 2231310

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The art that I ordered from Jodi Arias actually came rather quickly. I feel happy today.

No. 2231313

>>2231294
probably because you're usually expecting the hips extend further beyond the shoulders , i think pear shape just describes wide hips with heavy thighs

No. 2231317

>>2231310
>funding a murderer
i hope you get put on a list freak(infighting)

No. 2231323

>>2230243
fuck off, I'm not deleting and reposting when I could just sage and samefag.

No. 2231325

>>2231310
>pretty
>hoardes of fans that defend her
>mogging even in interviews
>better at art than me
so this is what being a stacy is like, its over

No. 2231340

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>>2231317
Cry harder, puta.

No. 2231350

>>2231340
how do i get volume on my hair like that? mine is stuck to my scalp it pisses me off

No. 2231364

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>>2231294
tyla wears padding and corsets idk what her figure actually is either

No. 2231371

>>2231310
okay need to do this too
>>2231317
i hope she escapes out of jail and kills your boyfriend

No. 2231379

>>2231371
i dont understand the love of Jodi at the end of the day she played into his pedo fantasies and was okay with it until he told her she wasnt good enough because she wasnt mormon. I dont get the obsession with her is it because she is conventionally attractive? Even her own family wasnt on her side

No. 2231393

>>2231379
she redeemed herself by killing the pedo and before he could offend.

No. 2231394

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>>2231379
It's a meme, its not that deep. She killed her boyfriend in a gruesome way for dumb reasons and its just funny she acted like nothing happened after. She just radiates unhinged stacy energy.

No. 2231397

>>2231379
It's just because she's blonde

No. 2231401

>>2231397
All someone has to do is be short, blonde, and a little cute and they can get away with murder. If she’d been shorter they would have believed her. The girl who slept with my ex got away with it just by being short and cute and blonde trust me.

No. 2231407

>>2231379
She took a picture of her pedo boyfriend at knifepoint while he looked extra pathetic in the bathtub (it's the picture he's remembered from), she brutally murdered him, did a headstand and sang in the interrogation room and blasted the pedo's pedo phonecall in front of his entire family. You can't deny she radiates immense stacy energy.

No. 2231410

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>>2231371
i think the most based female killer is that Egyptian lady Omaima Nelson who suffered FGM as a child and took out her trauma and betrayal of her father on some fat old scrote in america. She literally cut his body up and skinned him alive and ate him for Thanksgiving dinner because she just wanted his money and he kept raping her. They say its alleged but i believe her because he was a felon straight out of prison, they met and got "married" a day later. She also suffered FGM and child sexual assault so I bet even if she wanted to have sex that shit would trigger her either way. She is way more based than Jodi. Jodi didnt kill the man because he was a pedo she killed him because he no longer wanted her. If he wanted her she still would be taking it up all holes like the pick me bimbo she is. Omaima killed that scrote for the simple fact she hated men for what they did to her throughout her life. Now that is a based queen.

No. 2231412

>>2231210
Sofia Vergara?

No. 2231421

>>2231410
I understand your point of view but I can't approve of eating ugly men

No. 2231427

>>2231421
what are you to do with a pig other than eat him?

No. 2231430

>>2231410
badass

No. 2231432

>>2231421
He was fat as fuck and she was trying to dispose the body I dont think she really ate him because only a therapist mentioned that and said she ate his ribs with bbq sauce. It was close to thanksgiving so she was cooking him and blending him up to make it seeem like it was turkey dinner KEK..

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>>2231410
wow shes beautiful, its horrific what she went through shes truly based abused women should have a legal right to kill their abusive moids without being jailed for it

No. 2231435

>>2231410
I think what makes jodi so interesting is the fact that she didnt seem to have any strong motivation or trauma, she was a stacy born with a silver spoon in her mouth and she still killed her ex in the most brutal way possible AND embarassed him in front of everyone. She's got that patrick bateman vibe. Hearing about women like wournouss or nelson just makes me sad because they were abused and killing their abusers was their only way out, jodi was just genuinely psychopathic and thats what makes her funny as a meme.

No. 2231437

>>2231210
It seemed to be a more common shape in the 40s/50s but sometimes I wonder if it’s because women would wear girdles since puberty and their skeletons would change. Marilyn Monroe and Bettie Page come to mind. Photos were edited as well, because I swear every famous woman had that sort of body, even candids of nobodies. Clothes aren’t being made to compliment that body type anymore anyway, I own a couple pieces from that time and they accommodate for high waist to hip ratios. On the other hand, pieces of early 00s brands like Tripp that I’ve found were made for literal rectangles. Since there’s a less uniform body ideal, it now depends on the brand of clothes. High fashion/trendy brands with teens make clothes for more rectangular bodies. The only brands that I’ve seen make clothes for hourglass figures are fashion nova but it’s a different type of hourglass, the plastic surgery wisdom tooth type.

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>>2231435
okay that perspective make sense. Is it kinda like that yandere girl Yuka Takaoka who even the scrote she brutally stabbed forgave her because she was pretty? She is also just a meme now. the world is so bizarre

No. 2231458

>>2231453
Its less about being ''pretty'' and more about being a legit cold killer with no remorse. When i hear about self defense cases i dont think ''le based misandrist'' because i am sure if they were born under different circumstances they would be normal women. It just doesnt sit well with me to make a meme out of a woman's trauma. It's like Lorena Bobbit, everyone around her started making fun of her trauma and the only person who benefited from it was her ex-moid, meanwhile she doesnt like to talk about it and hates the media attention.

No. 2231469

>>2231458
But Lorena ended up having a wonderful life and her retarded ex is STILL talking about her and trying to get into contact with her. She revolutionized marriage rape laws as well.

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>>2231437
It’s like those super long, naturally shiny hair from the 70s you’d think women took better care of their hair back then or ate better, but really it’s just that the actresses / models were chosen to fit that specific beauty standard

No. 2231495

>>2231469
Her moid profited off it though. I think its good to regard her as a surivor, but i wouldnt turn her into a meme like people did back then because it just feels like its making fun of her trauma.

No. 2231559

I dont really like dogs but i've always had a special affection for the greyhound/galgo/borzoi type ones. I learned that apparently, these kind of dogs can't comfortably sit down because their knees just knock together and it's making me kind of sad lol

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>>2231379
Free Jodi

No. 2231687

>>2231487
Who is she? So pretty

No. 2231694

I had a bad headache all afternoon and nothing was helping until I went and got an iced coffee. It's finally subsiding now thank god

No. 2231792

We were being taught how to use a new piece of software in class today. This required the entire class to view a document together. Another student and I used the draw feature to draw a jack-o-lantern together. It was fun.

No. 2231814

I just tried my cereal in water instead of milk.

No. 2231826

TEMU finally ships to my small ass country so i can finally be rid of aliexpress forever. fuck you aliexpress.

also does this thread basically constitute as the microblog/blogpost thread? everyone treats it as such but maybe we should literally make a microblog/blogpost thread. it would be fun.

No. 2231857

I'm addicted to shopping online, at VS PINK of all places. How do I stop?

No. 2231860

>>2231814
damn meanwhile i eat it with chocolate milk

No. 2231870

>>2231826
Isn't that kinda the purpose of the mundane shit thread?

No. 2231874

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TSR has a trial for their VIP right now, and the basket feature is so fucking helpful. I literally stopped using it because it took way too long to download cc with, but I just downloaded over 200 items and I'm about to download more. Then I'm gonna go play Sims 3, I'm excitedddd.

No. 2231881

>>2231870
i mean the whole point is "mundane" or "uneventful" sometimes bitches wanna blogpost but it isn't necessarily mundane nor does it belong in the vent thread

No. 2231884

>>2231881
NTA I've proposed before that we should consider making a show & tell thread but I think the response to that was that it could encourage personalityfagging/ attention whoring

No. 2231892

>>2231884
i think it would be a good idea but only if there are clear rules stated against personalityfagging and mods insta ban anyone doing so

No. 2231893

>>2231884
dont make more useless threads please

No. 2231903

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I played disc golf with my mom and dad today (we both beat him)

No. 2231904

>>2231893
You can hide threads you're not interested in. We have a chronic deficit of new threads
If they don't lift off, oh well
But at least there was an attempt at a starting a new conversation in the midst of all those stale topics

No. 2231911

>>2231904
too much blogging is already a problem on this site though. it encourages attention whoring and brings in self-centered retards who spill over cow boards and ruin convos with their incessant need to talk about themselves. this isn't a chatroom or discord

No. 2231917

>>2231904
this thread already serves the purpose of blogging we dont need two slow threads

No. 2231920

>>2231911
How many times can you talk about the same fucking shit?
Every thread on /or/ is #37633688, there's nothing new
How is that interesting
"Oh we are not like discord, we are like a broken record" you think that's good?

No. 2231921

>>2231911
it is a chatroom though and its retarded to pretend its not. most of the threads on this board across /ot/ /m/ and /g/ are just anonymous chatroom. but whatever

No. 2231947

My computer started lagging really badly out of fucking nowhere and i am concerned

No. 2231971

>>2231947
Sorry, I was just overtaking your system so I can watch you through your webcam

No. 2232009

I'm making orange chicken and rice and broccoli for dinner. I don't really make brown rice, even though I think it's the better rice, but I'm using it tonight and today I learned that some grains actually can be green

No. 2232012

>>2232009
Samefag but also, brown rice doesn't need to be rinsed before cooking so much. It doesn't seem to have as much starch as white rice.

No. 2232018

Nonnies i’m at a halloween party at the student union and i cannot larp as a normalfag…… sitting alone drinking my san miguels in total solice watching all the normalfags have the time of their lives around me………. Fuck this normalfag life… i’m not supposed to live it

No. 2232026

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>having very bad day
>decided to open up and share with a family member
>instantly regret
>feels still unwell and angry
>feeling masochistic
>decides to go on lolcow
>my posts getting ignored
>retarded infights feel like i walked into /pol/
>nigelfag vents
>unpopular opinions filled with the same repetitive talking points almost like people were hired to go on this website and post about those stuff
>immediately feel annoyed, dehumanized and want to just close the laptop and have a depression nap
Life is full of disappointment, not even this website can be enjoyable after a bad day because what’s the point of interacting with others when nobody wants to socialize with you or is only trying to reply to you just to shove in some stupid point they have? It’s like as a straight single woman with no children and with actual aspirations it’s almost like I’m even ostracized from other women, it’s like women with horrible boyfriends and husbands and families are seen as more human or their suffering is more legitimate than mines. I seriously fucking hate everyone and everything

No. 2232178

>>2232026
I’m so sorry you’re feeling shitty, nonna. I’m going through bad times myself and come on here to occasionally indulge in my misanthropy, nihilism etc. or to get a distraction and be with like-minded women, and idk if it’s the newfags or what but it just doesn’t feel the same anymore, or maybe that’s just my perception. I think since you’re really upset you’re jumping into a lot of conclusions. Most women on here are straight/bi and single. I don’t have a moid either but a shitty life situation nonetheless, and I’ve posted many times about shitty family stuff and got ignored. So don’t feel too bad. Moid posts do get more attention but that’s just because this site generally hates moids so they’ll just reply to say they should break up and that he’s a shitty scrote, unless it’s posted to the advice thread or something. And the infights and repetitive posts are just the norm. Hope you feel better.

No. 2232310

I know Halloween falls on a work day this year, but everyone deciding to celebrate and do their parties and stuff last week caught me so off guard

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>>2232026
I am so sorry you are having a terrible day, i hope once you go to sleep, you will wake up refreshed and your mind will be healed. I hope you like cats.

No. 2232334

even going to the store to get beer has became a task

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almost accidentally bought a drink that someone else had drank out of and then put back

No. 2232443

>>2232310
Kek nobody gives a shit about halloween this year, and everybody was dressed in things they found on the floor of their closet too kek. This year has been a struggle.

No. 2232622

i had a wonderful meal of baked beets and tofu and salad! now i am sleepy but i still have homework i should do and things i want to create. is it really my period causing this fatigue and brain fog? i always feel like i should be above all of this! why am i so old i am in my early 20s

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I fell asleep with a tab open that was just a pic of Fear and Hunger character Enki, I think I was trying to make him and the other 3 funger characters in DD2 that was open too lol.. my computer fan is not playing and is screaming at me now

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>>2232657
Enki rocks
I need to sleep soon but I took some focus supplements and they actually kind of work.

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Nothing is better than posting on LC while sailing on the high seas. Ahoy nonas.

No. 2232782

apparently people need 1.6 grams of protein per kilo that they weigh PER DAY lmaoooooo. if you weigh 60kg that's 96 grams of protein a day. KEK don't make me fucking laugh, some days i probably intake less than 10g of protein. fuck your stupid macro micro shit, my blood tests were all in the clear.

No. 2232784

>>2232741
What are you up to nonna, cruise or something else?

No. 2232786

>>2231210
maybe Cristina Hendricks?
>>2231060
but the body fruit system was popularized around the 80s, i think (around the time as the kibbe stuff too)

No. 2232787

>>2232782
Just eat a bunch of pb2 and protein bars/shakes. Or you could do it normally and eat meat and legumes.

No. 2232793

>>2232787
that's way too much food for me on the daily. i eat twice a day max and the second food is usually some kind of dessert.

No. 2232842

A better ending to Labyrinth would be when Jareth says "fear me, love me, do as I say and I will be your slave," Sarah instead pulls out a revolver and shoots him point blank in the noggin

No. 2232892

I love it when my friends and I misspell words and they become inside jokes that we laugh ourselves to death at

No. 2232895

Always thought that I had vaginismus turns out that I just needed anxiety medication and didn't want to have sex with my ex boyfriend.

No. 2232903

>>2232895
That's kind of sad. I hope you're doing ok now anon

No. 2232971

Not doing anything for Halloween this year out of laziness and lack of opportunity so I'm just gothing it up at work by wearing my undertaker fit.

No. 2232980

>>2232692
Aww Levi my beloved. Poor thing honestly

No. 2233014

>>2232892
When I worked in customer service and was in a team with my best mates I mispronounced someone's surname and had to mute the call because we all heard it and burst out laughing. I called him Mr Kinkhead instead of Kincaid. This was years ago and still gets dropped in conversations lol

No. 2233018

>>2232895
Literally happened to me in my early 20s. I was engaged to a man that was morphing into my mother in law to be and I sealed shut to him. He wanted me to go to sex therapy and marriage counselling. Before we were even married. Just cut the fucking cord my dude. I was having sex like 2 months after breaking up.

No. 2233050

What an awful week. I am going to drown my sorrows with brownies and chocolate milk.

No. 2233056

>>2233018
>engaged in your early 20s
Hellish

No. 2233070

>>2233056
The proposal came out of no where after dinner at a fast food restaurant. We lived together and I initially backed off when he got down on one knee and felt flight mode kicking in but immediately thought of my pets and accommodation and said yes. We were highschool sweethearts and living together made me hate him and his mother that would constantly fucking show up announced to be an annoying bitch

No. 2233074

>>2233050
I want to do something similar, with orange cupcakes and hot chocolate. I'm so tired yet I feel like I've done nothing this week, somehow.

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>stray cat i am rescuing escapes
>get really worried
>she jumps from my balcony towards my neighbour's roof then jumps up a fucking wall
>get really concerned, think she might be gone for good
>2 hours go by, feeling like shit
>go water my plants
>mfw my kitty did all of that mission impossible tier bullshit just to end up on my backyard sleeping like a baby
whats her fucking problem

No. 2233086

Somebody is listening to California Girls and my brain immediately replaced it with fucking Equestria Girls, I was only in the fandom for like a year.

No. 2233088

>>2233086
i still cant believe they did an official mlp version when the original song is so kinky

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good morning bros

No. 2233095

>>2233092
nice veeners loser

No. 2233104

>>2233095
you're black(bait)

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>>2233086
A couple of days ago it played at my gym and it has been stuck in my head since. I don't even like this stupid song

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went to check my bank account thinking i was broke but realized i got paid today. things are looking up, nonnies

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>>2233177
Time to spend it all!

No. 2233201

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Does this thing taste nice? i have never tried it but its in every single easy healthy cooking video ever

No. 2233205

>>2233201
Imo, yes. I only clicked it on the front page because it looks yummy lol

No. 2233206

>>2233201
They're delicious when made right

No. 2233209

>>2233201
It's yummy, make sure to add some spices to it too.

No. 2233224

>>2233177
Same thing! I went and got groceries I'm eating like a queen tonight!

No. 2233378

I went on a short walk and after going to the grocery store I stopped to sit down for a moment outside of a Starbucks, and immediately after I got an app notification from Starbucks kek..

No. 2233422

>>2233177
I got paid today too and I did buy some stuff I needed (I ordered hot chocolate and marshmallows which I'm actually excited for kek) but I had to pay off two things and set aside money for bills so I just feel broke again.

No. 2233462

made treat bags and used up all the shitty chocolate bars first

No. 2233464

>>2233201
it's kinda bland to eat but it's ok and healthy

No. 2233483

>>2233085
aww whats her name?

No. 2233498

Just ate charcuterie and am making some pumpkin bread how are you celebrating halloween nonnies

No. 2233499

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I need to fart but my cat is laying under the blanket.

No. 2233529

Yesterday I had a super weird dream and might have experienced sleep paralysis for the first time. In my dream I saw a woman in her early 40s with dark short hair who looked directly into my eyes and told me "I can see you". I got scared, woke up immediately but was too scared to move for a minute or so. It felt as if someone was petting my head a few times but it felt weird. I thought that it was my boyfriend but I wasn't feeling his presence directly behind me. I apruptly turned around and saw that he was asleep on the other side of the bed. Who tf touched my head?!

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>>2233498
Gonna have some friends over tonight to watch scary movies, maybe get up to some spooky shenanigans

No. 2233574

>>2233498
I’m making my Halloween costume kek fml. Didn’t have time to finish and sewing myself but it can also be worn to ren faire so progress is progress

No. 2233684

I had a dream I saw some random, pedestrian-appropriate guy jaywalking and then he got hit by a car. It was the middle of the night and no one else was around, and I was too scared to approach but he was obviously dead. The car fled the scene and I remember feeling so bad for him. And then the dream continued on with other lolsorandom stuff, but people started talking about the guy who got ran over and were saying they found a terabyte of exploitation material on some stuff hidden in his room. He was running an entire chat forum on the dark web or something I can't remember what the sensational buzzword story was, but everyone was talking about how he deserved it and that nothing of value was lost and that his double life gave him exactly what he deserved. Woah okay

No. 2233687

TBH guys i think Tamers' stories are AI-generated

No. 2233713

File: 1730414708102.gif (2.64 MB, 294x294, prozac slime.gif)

The great thing about being an adult, I can do childish things and sure people can judge me but they can't stop me. I just bought ingredients to make slime.

No. 2233731

>>2233713
what kind of slime are you gonna make

No. 2233804

File: 1730418185635.jpg (14.1 KB, 193x252, Lois.jpg)

I just realized I can't pronounce the name Lois correctly. I come kinda close when I pay close attention but it's still not quite it lol.

No. 2233809

>>2233804
me when i realized that male louis is pronounced louie and not luis

No. 2233817

>>2233809
I say it as Luis in my head regardless.

No. 2233820

>>2233804
It's easy just say ləwɪs

No. 2233822

File: 1730419680159.gif (2.34 MB, 268x268, edc61dc16ab60194c8fa44c31c79d3…)

>>2233731
The kind you mix with clay, I think it would be butter slime but don't quote me. I hope it has a creamy texture like picrel. I'm gonna also use the clay I buy to make a soap dish.

No. 2233829

How did I manage to breakup with my ex, but make him move all my stuff into my new place? KEK I'm going to hell.
He was so sad too. Like grow a spine man

No. 2233916

My Halloween
>wake up
>play sims 3
>do hair while watching celeb documentary
>be cozy, drink hot cocoa
>take a poo
Now I've resumed doing my hair. As much as I love Halloween, I think being broke today and worrying about my situation with my job just has me too stressed to celebrate today. But that's ok cause I celebrated all month long in the moovie room.

No. 2233978

I'll never forget that chubby blonde girl with a blank face doing the club penguin dance in footed pajamas then nuking it from the internet without a trace even though it went viral

No. 2233982

File: 1730428230056.gif (625.04 KB, 200x242, 1730282685188.gif)

>>2233978
Rose? Rose Lalonde?

No. 2234044

Fascinated by the extreme differences in beauty standards and how women like June lovejoy become so popular elsewhere. Not on some hater shit she seems nice but like… it's strange to me

No. 2234092

>>2234044
Is she considered plain or ugly in the US? Not to whiteknight, but I always found her face incredibly cute.

No. 2234112

>>2234044
I had never heard of this lady before, but if my assessment (from the first few google results) of her being a pornstar in Japan is correct, I think it makes sense. She is average but she has a cartoony face, like how older women are drawn in anime.

No. 2234133

File: 1730435418629.jpg (73.48 KB, 540x648, this.jpg)

yes or no?

No. 2234149

>>2234133
I would smother this abomination myself.

No. 2234151

>>2234133
No you shouldn't download the mod, it looks like shit.

No. 2234156

I just woke up at 5am and I can see the stars! I think this is the first time I have seen them in over a year kek, how sad

No. 2234166


No. 2234181

>>2234133
Absoluteynot.

No. 2234195

File: 1730441144680.jpeg (11.76 KB, 200x232, giroro.jpeg)

finally found out where this cute character i saw as a kid was from and he's a boy, i'm so disappointed.

No. 2234207

>>2234195
Don't let that stop you Anon. She has zero discernably sexual traits, therefore just genderbend her. Only you would know. That's what I do.

No. 2234253

Got busy with tons of projects, took yesterday as a break since Halloween and whatnot, woke up today to a team member sending me a message that a project is due today and I still didn't do shit in it.

No. 2234281

File: 1730447582738.png (193.53 KB, 815x993, Tamama.png)

>>2234195
Lmao I used to watch this anime as a kid and love it. He's an alien from outer space and he and his crew he's part of are there to invade it. But the family they end up living with are too nice to them for them to carry on with their world domination plan. He was in love with the human girl but keeps it a secret, and has a lonewolf attitude where he lives in a tent in their yard rather than in the basement like the rest of the aliens. He gets jealous whenever the girl has literally anyone interested in her from any species ever, and I remember an episode where he took care of a cat, the cat got gijinka'd, and tried to set him up on a date with the girl. Wild show. Picrel is female though if you're interested. They're all soliders iirc.

No. 2234282

My brother and I wanted to play DBD for Halloween but the servers were spazzing and we only did two games in three hours.

No. 2234288

>>2234281
Unfortunately, Tamama isn't female he's just a really effeminate homosexual.

No. 2234310

File: 1730449148689.webp (75.29 KB, 1000x563, Smiral_Collab_Animate_Girls_Fe…)

>>2234195
I used to love this anime, would love to buy a keroro plush someday. My favourite was kururu(yellow). They also did a collab with a merch brand and turned all the frogs into bishies because the anime ended up being insanely popular with fujos/yumes.

No. 2234331

>>2234288
WHAT???? I remember he(?)/she(?) had a crush on Kiroro or whatever his name was and would get jealous from anyone talking to him kek. The dub I grew up with made him(?) a girl, though. So everyone in the crew was male all along? Even the on and off ones?

No. 2234334

File: 1730451420412.webp (35.31 KB, 873x652, 7.JPG.webp)

>>2234331
the only female keropians are pururu and karara

No. 2234385

the bravest thing a girl can do is wear clothes in colours she hasn't worn in a decade

No. 2234386

>>2234385
dafuq does this mean, who the fuck thinks ''nooo i cant wear this tshirt because its blue and i havent worn blue since 2010 i am not brave enough yet''

No. 2234397

>>2234133
the hair looks really good but its on a very ugly sim

No. 2234416

File: 1730460822410.png (7.15 MB, 2536x2824, pizza.png)

>pizza with strawberries
>pizza with ketchup
petition to ban anime for its crimes against humanity

No. 2234431

>>2234416
Both look disgusting. Why are the tomatoes cut in halves on the bottom pizza with giant pieces of salami, corn and what looks like either green beans, capsicum or green onion? Why does this unnatural pizza look like its oven baked like an authentic pizza with what look like char marks? What a Frankenstein image.

No. 2234436

>>2234416
AI generated pizza

No. 2234439

>>2234431
The bottom pizza is meant to be a sunflower. The idea is kawiwi in theory but it would be vomitive to eat.

No. 2234440

>>2234416
>This is my way of saying thanks!
To someone you hate?

No. 2234442

>>2234439
>The bottom pizza is meant to be a sunflower.
Then why does it look nothing like one? It looks more like a child plastered ketchup sauce shittily to look like a generic flower on a shit pizza.

No. 2234444

>>2234442
dont be rude he was doing his best men are just retarded

No. 2234448

>>2234416
Fuck you, I like sweet pizza

No. 2234451

>>2234448
american spotted

No. 2234457

>>2233978
Woah wtf anon please tell more??? She totally wiped it?

No. 2234468


No. 2234470

>>2234044
I got a shitton of AI fanart of her when I googled her, and it simultaneously looks identical to her and yet nothing like her at the same time.

No. 2234473

>>2234044
Japanese people love the mousiest, most average looking white Americans I swear. If they have blonde hair, blue eyes and are extremely mid, Japanese people lose their fucking minds every time.

No. 2234474

>>2234473
Samefag they also have to have a really straight beaky nose, Japanese people seem to never look at white people with upturned noses.

No. 2234491

>>2234044
damn if shes considered mid then i must look like a bridge troll

No. 2234492

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>>2234473
Are you the girl with brown eyes who always turns every thread into a giant sperg about how evil blue eyes and blond hair is? If so, please don't do that to this thread, your derailing is always so annoying to scroll though. Just this one time, let it go.

No. 2234494

>>2233550
I watched the comedy horror The Frighteners. I know a lot of people hate it, but I think it's funny and I enjoyed the rewatch.

No. 2234495

>>2233378
Yeah, if you have the Starbucks app, it tracks your location in order to encourage you to go to Starbucks whenever you're physically close to one.

No. 2234508

>>2234492
nta but i didn't read that post as against blue eyes specifically, its more Japanese people worshiping features that are the inverse of their own.

No. 2234535

>>2234457
My theory is she hired a reputation management lawyer I think otherwise it's not so easy to get things deleted so completely absolutely 0 traces hints to that

No. 2234774

>>2234492
She's incredibly average, and it's not baiting to point out japs tend to love white Americans with blue eyes and blonde hair.

No. 2234784

My older supervisor likes fanfic, It’s really adorable hearing her talk about it like I don’t read shit thats 4 million times worse than the lesbian parenting stuff she reads.
It was really cute how she describes them, she just reads fluff.

No. 2234818

>>2234784
how old is she?

No. 2234829

>>2234818
60-70’s
She liked to read when she was younger so she just reads nice fanfic about NCIS couples (I think I dont know alot about that show)

No. 2234843

>>2234829
Your supervisor is a treasure. Does she have any good NCIS fluff recs?

No. 2234871

I’ve been feeling shitty since I have an exam on Monday , but my friend proposed to eat pizza at her place tonight (I’ll go back home to study after). I’m having this pizza with sausage, provola cheese and potatoes. I feel a bit more energized!

No. 2234889

File: 1730485394538.jpeg (304.35 KB, 411x588, IMG_2949.jpeg)

There’s no “things you love” thread but I love whenever a scrote says they don’t like or respect magical girl/shoujo content. Good, it’s not for you so get your dirty grimy filthy ass hands away from it, I could care less if you liked it or not. If only troons would stop trying to make it work for them, that would be great as well. Sailor Moon isn’t for moids and I don’t care how much people say it’s for all ages. In my heart and nostalgia that shit is for FEMALES you seething rape apes

No. 2234895

>>2234889
>There’s no “things you love” thread
>>>/ot/1628600
(well the description says love)

No. 2234900


No. 2234937

Everything I’ve eaten today has been fruit. I know it’s not good for me but I have a problem.

No. 2234950

I feel sick

No. 2234962

I told myself I would have my hair done by 4pm, and now it's 3pm and I've made no progress at all

No. 2234965

i wonder if any woman that feels "unappreciated" by her boyfriend or husband when it comes to her cleaning the house or doing chores has just tried… not doing it? you'll be surprised how quickly he will either 1) have a meltdown and you break up 2) start doing chores himself and then be extremely grateful once you start doing them again
both are winning scenarios

No. 2234970

>>2234965
These are not the only options and you know it kek some men would not give a shit to live in a disgusting hovel.

No. 2234973

>>2234970
yeah and that's the part where you break up because he's a disgusting pig. imagine being pathetic enough to do all the work for him but then cry about being unappreciated when you haven't even attempted to see what it would be like if you just stopped.

No. 2234977

Should i go fishing this weekend or stay and home and draw? i am going fishing next weekend too so its not like i wont have other chances. I am just really in the mood to draw.

No. 2234984

>>2234843
If I can find a way to ask in a non weirdo way I’ll get you your fic recs but she was talking about one where one of the lesbian couple(s)(?) had a baby and it ended on a cliffhanger chapter today so shes upset she has to wait.

No. 2234993

>>2234965
I don't get how women even end up with such slobs? Like, there's got to be some warning signs before you start living together. You've been to his place and seen his habits and attitudes

No. 2235031


No. 2235166

I've been late to this job like 3 times in the past 3 months I've been working there, and honestly I'm not even mad at myself for it anymore because if they weren't so inconsistent and didn't post the schedules literally the day of, maybe I wouldn't be late as much

No. 2235297

>>2234965
im OCD so if i dont do it myself or ask him to help nothing gets done. he isnt a slob but he will leave clutter or clothes around and doesnt think twice. if i ask him to clean up he does it. however i dont know how any woman would stay with a man who is dirtier than that with food or grime and shit

No. 2235494

I peaked one of my friend today hehe

No. 2235501

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No. 2235502

>>2234965
Imagine having to live, even emporarily, in a garbage heap in order to manipulate your terrible bf to do a chore occasionally. Also I have heard many women do that exact strategy just for their moid to let the filth pile up with zero concern.

No. 2235536

File: 1730525807599.jpg (112.76 KB, 720x533, 1000000169.jpg)

Want her nachos so bad

No. 2235539

>>2235536
what is this woman's line of thinking behind sitting in front of a camera with that expression and then shooping herself into that thumbnail?

No. 2235542

>>2235539
She's annoying

No. 2235543

>>2235539
samefag, is it webtoon brainrot? does she think she's giving wide eyed shocked cutesy FL, she looks like indian men when they get mad and they open their eyes wide open because they think it's soooooo intimidating or whatever

No. 2235544

>>2235543
Yeah she bugs out her eyes cause she thinks it's cute when it just screams sanpaku

No. 2235582

i eat my greasy asf burgers with veggies and no buns. im so healthy for this.

No. 2235631

I was about to get up and my cat came lying on top of me while purring, guess I'm not eating breakfast today.

No. 2235637

File: 1730533320749.jpeg (291.75 KB, 1884x2048, DAB4F508-2A0C-4DAC-A108-DDA794…)

>>2234195
you know what, i forgive him, i'm gonna buy some cute merch because i feel a soul connection to him.

No. 2235640

>>2235637
Can't frogs change their sex? There's still hope

No. 2235674

Just had my favorite big saturday breakfast/brunch.
- Avocado toast topped with scrambled eggs mixed with spinach followed up with a slice of cheese
- A cup of coffee
- A small bowl of vanilla quark mixed with pb2, bananas and wheat pillows
It is all so good it feels like I'm eating dessert

No. 2235764

>>2235297
>he will leave clothes around until I likely tell him to
I don’t know how you can let an invasive species live in your own home. I would actually smother his face with a pillow just sleeping with those creatures, how do you guys do it?

No. 2235769

>>2235640
stop trannifying childrens media

No. 2235794

File: 1730556127005.jpg (99.51 KB, 597x828, fdf283959362320d52bdddaec3ec66…)

Doing my morning routine. Then I'm gonna get breakfast, chill and play Hogwarts Legacy (well, hopefully. Idk if my laptop can handle it), I'm going into it blind so pretty excited. I also finally bought into the hype and got some pimple patches. They really do work! They sucked the gunk out of a cheek pimple I had. Now I have a chin pimples that hasn't come to a head yet, I'm gonna lance it and put another patch over it. They're also so good for a picker like me.
These last two days my anxiety has been on 10, I'm happy I feel so good this morning. Aside from the regular intrusive thoughts, picrel is totally my mind right now.

No. 2235806

I saw a hedgehog this morning in my garden. I hope it comes back.

No. 2235817

>>2235764
we dont live together nonnie kek sorry its his own place i visit

No. 2235842

I made a sour jar with my abusive ex's name in it and buried it behind his hometowns cemetery. Wish me luck.

No. 2235866

Caught a pretty big fish! It mogged my step dad's fish so i am pretty smug about it. The fish are rough this season, they keep eating my bait and swimming away, next one is going straight into the grill.

No. 2235891

I randomly started re-learning vocaloid dances and it's actually been great cardio kek

No. 2235898

>>2235891
Same, I swear nothing gets me more hyped than doing Luka Luka Night Fever

No. 2235916

>>2235898
same i still dance to it whenever i hear it

No. 2235968

>>2235866
Are you the woman who couldn't decide to go fishing or to draw? Because if so, good choice!

No. 2235975

>>2235916
>>2235898
That one is also in the roster along with love and joy and chocolate disco.

No. 2235989

Gonna watch mash

No. 2236008

Got a pimple right between my chin and bottom lip and it makes me look kinda cute. May get a piercing or put a gemstone sticker or something there to keep the looking going once my skin clears up again

No. 2236125

The first time I wanna use my rose in weeks, and I'm on the first day of my freaking period. Ugh.(wrong thread)

No. 2236170

>>2235817
NTAYRT but have you ever heard of aposematism? It's when a venomous animal is brightly-coloured, as if to say to other animals - "Hey, don't even try to eat me! I'm venomous and I'll hurt you!"

Human beings can also possess aposematism. For example, when a moid is very messy and doesn't clean up. That's what we call a "signal." Your scrote is signalling to you that he does not value cleanliness nor tidiness. Why would you choose a sexual partner that doesn't value these things? Aren't you worth more than that? In not cleaning his home, your scrote is communicating something to you without the use of words (that is: "YOU will be the one that cleans in our house. YOU will be the one that takes care of MY mess. YOU will be the one that suffers for MY sake.") but you've closed your eyes anyway so as to not see what's in front of you. You have to start looking at life as it is.

Look at it this way: you're so blinded by petty emotion that you're willingly to clean a random moid's house whenever it gets dirty. It's like he's a six-year-old and you're his mother. It'll only get worse as time goes on. I've known many middle-aged women that treat their husbands as though they're children - picking up dirty socks, collecting dirty dishes from around the house, doing the laundry, etc., and in all these relationships there is no romantic or sexual spark. In fact, there is only the tepid longing for a different life - a better life, and a deep palpable resentment.

No. 2236175

>>2236170
Fuck off with this dumbass reddit spacing didyouknowism

No. 2236187

Not to sound like a moid but I just ate a big fat juicy steak and hot damn I feel like I could fight god

No. 2236222

File: 1730579668654.jpeg (40.79 KB, 874x690, reddit spacing.jpeg)

>>2236175
Begging newfags to figure out what reddit spacing is. Paragraph breaks aren't reddit spacing. Picrel is an example of reddit spacing. Learn what terms mean before you use them in your attempts to infight.

No. 2236235

>>2236222
There is no reason for paragraph breaks like that. And yes that was reddit spacing, no I'm not a newfag. One sentence paragraph my fucking ass

No. 2236349

>>2235968
Thanks nonny!!! I am glad i choose fishing. Its been really fun. I am eating waffles now and we are going to eat the fishes at night.

No. 2236527

>chop up some veggies in random shapes
>add them to baking tray with chicken thighs
>olive oil, paprika, rosemary, lemon juice, salt, pepper, garlic
>massage for a minute
>oven for 25 minutes
literally delicious and so low effort and cheap im so glad i started cooking. people who dont cook dont realize how much money theyre wasting. cooking doesnt have to be hard or take up a lot of time. take the cooking pill

No. 2236545

>>2236235
I think the text would have been less legible without the spaces. Personally it doesn’t bother me.

>>2236527
I’m trying to cook more. It’s so easy to be lazy and get takeout. I made soup earlier, it was pretty good.

No. 2236550

>>2236527
>literally delicious
as opposed to figuratively delicious?

No. 2236554

>>2236550
It's called poetry and love of language. Go in peace.

No. 2236587

File: 1730597018270.jpeg (994.82 KB, 1072x1331, 3047914C-CCA5-41C1-8AE8-3B0F0A…)

I’ve been alternating between super hot and cold with chills all day. I hope I’m not coming down with something ugh

No. 2236609

I just folded myself an origami crane as a bookmark, I have her body and one wing tucked in so it looks like she's going, "Hey girl, read me!!" I'm usually one of those losers who folds over the page I'm on, but in my defense absolutely every book I've ever owned is used. This one in particular has writing all over it from a university student who bought it used from their school library, so it came pre-wrecked. The notes they've written don't seem particularly helpful or specific, I wish I could have read their paper on it.

No. 2236627

I saw a man with such feminine beauty today, the type of beauty that captures your eye and never leaves the mind….. I'm going to jump!! Why can't I be that pretty!!

No. 2236768

I am sick with strepthroat and my bf is on a call with his friends and he went to go get some water and was like "you know how you said your cats would never piss in the sink. I bet they pissed in your cup and thats why you're sick." I was like "..wow you're so funny aha (/s)" men were a mistake

No. 2236779

figured out by following a low fodmap diet that garlic is responsible for my stomach issues. shit. how do i proceed from here? i fucking love garlic

No. 2236877

>>2236779
I once met an Italian who was allergic to garlic and onions. Which feels like the punchline of a joke except it was just her daily life

No. 2236895

>>2236768
Dump him

No. 2236910

>>2236779
That actually really sucks. Is it the quantity maybe? Just cut back?

No. 2236913

>>2236768
Odd thing to say, like not even funny. Could he hear in the background and thats why he tried to flex?

No. 2236923

File: 1730604856219.jpeg (385 KB, 750x860, IMG_2959.jpeg)

I was scrolling woofag tiktok and found this hilarious account of this chick who’s obsessed with archangels. She’s so pretentious about it and likes to talk down to other people who believe in the same stuff but she draws all of these angels as buff husbandofag fanart and adamantly thinks all of the archangels are males KEKKKKK

No. 2236927

>>2236923
Before reading your comment I assumed this was fanart of Michael Jackson

No. 2236929

>>2236923
She isn't a child?

No. 2236931

>>2236923
Reminds me of a certain cow

No. 2236934

>>2236931
develv art?

No. 2236939

File: 1730606058252.jpeg (207.25 KB, 569x554, IMG_2960.jpeg)

>>2236927
Kekkk
>>2236929
I honestly have no idea, last time I checked up on her account she posted a face reveal. At least she isn’t hopelessly ugly like some of the cows here
>>2236929
Please tell me who it is I’m deeply fascinated by people who draw their hidden crushes and fetishes into their own art kek

No. 2236943


No. 2236948

File: 1730606610655.jpeg (406.41 KB, 750x901, IMG_2961.jpeg)

>>2236939
Samefag tears coming down my eyes KEK

No. 2236949

>>2236923
Something so ugly about BL fans and their drawings of pretty men. I like a handsome man but I just can't stand the artstyle

No. 2236962

>>2236779
Try shallots or green onions!

No. 2236978

I so want to write a little wholesome story inspired by my days where I'm not busy and can observe life. Or a nice, silly one about two people that find themselves in a strange predicament. I also want to write something romantic, or lewd I've never done those two before. So conflicted.

No. 2236997

>>2236779
https://www.fodmapeveryday.com/recipes/garlic-infused-oil/
Try making garlic-infused oil. Apparently it's still low fodmap

No. 2237121

>>2236923
what's her @?

No. 2237130

>>2236923
>>2237121
samefag, nevermind found her
https://www.tiktok.com/@stmichaeldevotee
as someone is really into theology, her interpretation of Michael isn't necessarily wrong, European Christians mixed Micheal and other angels with various hero/demigod myths and Micheal became a kind of idealised warrior god, but with christian virtues, however these interpretations were gradually removed from mainstream protestant doctrine around the 18th century, still there are probably thousands of additional Biblical literature about these types of angels(these are probably most of her sources) and even much later texts from the 19th and 20th centuries written by schizos

No. 2237219

I dreamed we had another cow post history reveal and it was lois griffin themed

No. 2237283

>>2236978
why not both? many writers enjoy exploring different genres

No. 2237420

What do DJs even do. I can't take them seriously when thet work as human spotify shuffle machines

No. 2237431

i lowkey don't know what cankles look like, like i know if i see ridiculously thick ankles, its obvs cankles, but i either don't know what normal ankles look like or everyone around me and everyone i see has cankles.

No. 2237434

>>2237431
samefag, ffs, even Ariana's ankles look like cankles to me

No. 2237442

File: 1730650194244.jpg (40.15 KB, 400x600, 1000002215.jpg)

Just spent $105 on a Nintendo DS with a charger, stylus, case, and 20 games which include nintendogs and cooking mama!! I'm so excited

No. 2237446

>>2237442
nice nonnie, have fun!!

No. 2237494

>>2237442
This and a 3DS or a pastel nintendo switch would heal me

No. 2237546

>>2237442
I dug my lite out recently, was shocked the hinge wasn't cracked

No. 2237580

>>2237494
I found it on ebay, I looked up Nintendo DS charger and stylus and filtered it on low to high! You'll get lucky as well I know it

No. 2237598

>>2237442
I bought one of those amazon 208 DS games in one cartridge things and it actually works in my 3DS

No. 2237604

>>2237598
Oh my gosh I forgot about those, the ones I'm looking at sadly don't have many of those fashion games which cost like 50+ dollars for

No. 2237614

I hate that most history content in youtube is AI generated now. I always avoid videos from post 2020 channels. At least most aviation history channels remain AI-shit free.

No. 2237619

>>2237604
No idea if they work on 3DS but look into R4 cards, you just put a rom in there and are ready to go.

No. 2237624

>procrastinated buying ticket for a show
>it's sold out
>somebody is reselling their tickets
>it's 2€ more expensive than the regular price so hopefully not scalping
>sent them payment and now anxiously waiting for my ticket
It's not like it's for a Metallica show, attempting to scam people with tickets to a black metal show in a tiny venue would be very counterproductive but since it's the first time I'm buying someone else's tickets.

No. 2237625

This threadpic made me smile, thanks OP.

No. 2237629

>>2237625
The cow is dead and you are smiling?

No. 2237631

>>2237629
angles canb be dead

No. 2237632

>>2237629
NTAYRT but yeah the cow is dead but she has angel wings and a halo so obvious she led a devout life of prayer and now Jesus is rewarding her with eternal bliss and endless splendour. Why would I be anything but happy for her?

No. 2237654

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Gave some nonnies some advice today and I feel like a saint. That's my good deeds done for the day. It ain't much but it's honest work.

No. 2237680

My YouTube recommendations are so embarrassing now, it’s all dwarf cage fights and joe rogan. I’m becoming a moid I think

No. 2237685

>>2237680
>dwarf cage fights
Shit thats a thing?! Where has it been all my life. Please tell me they dress them up like gnomes and little santa elfs too.

No. 2237686

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>>2237685
Sadly they’re not dressed up but they do know how to smash. 14 million views btw!

No. 2237687

>>2237680
TIFs cry themselves to sleep wishing they could be even half as moidish as this lmfao

No. 2237689

>>2237686
Damn thanks now i know what i will binge watch for my birthday

No. 2237698

I've been playing a lot of sudoku lately and sometimes I randomly start thinking about nearly done sudoku grids and how I'd solve them. Back when I was hooked on minesweeper I sometimes also had this but with sudoku it's gotten to the point where I'll randomly have images of the same grids popping up while I'm trying to focus on imagining things while masturbating and it's very distracting.

No. 2237849

I have some tzatziki in my fridge I made weeks ago and I really should get it out and wash the bowl it's in, but I'm kinda scared to because I know it's definitely grown mold.
Also, I atr too much and now I feel so uncomfortable. If I wasn't working right now I would lay down.

No. 2237860

>>2237849
Just throw away the bowl nonnie.

No. 2237873

>>2237860
But it's my favorite glass Pyrex measuring cup…

No. 2237879

>>2237849
its glass so hopefully mold spores wont leech onto it like wood and plastic would, just give it a firm scrub and blast it with water

No. 2237881

I should be writing an essay that's due in a few hours but as of last month I developed an obsession with plucking my leg hairs out individually and I can't make myself stop. I'm also hungover and it's not really helping my desire to sit up and focus.

No. 2237903

File: 1730681339940.jpeg (56.84 KB, 828x359, IMG_5100.jpeg)

Do I need to care about this asap or can I procrastinate

No. 2237917

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I love having pubes so much.
I don't know why- when I'm drying off after a shower, it's so comfy to ruffle my little fuzz dry after the rest of my body.
it feels like a little pet, like a
virtual pet or tamagotchi, a moshi monster little gremlin that's also a part of me, and im caring for her and keeping her cosy and dry. i feel a companionship. i love my vulva, and the pubes are just like her jaunty little hat, a little brown, a little gold, she really has some flair! I even give her names- Kate Bush, Jaws, Maggie (seems fitting and playfully jaunty). If anyone asked me to shave my pubes, I would be appalled. No way. This is my little fuzzy patch of rebellion, in a world that wants me to conform, my special secret, my individual mark. I think pubes are so cool.

No. 2237940

>>2237903
Just change them it can't take too long.

No. 2237947

>>2237917
Same and I love how my gf's pubes curl in the shower.

No. 2237966

>>2237947
that's so cute! and they hold the scent of your lover so that's really pleasant

No. 2237967

>>2237917
>I give her names - Kate Bush, Jaws, Maggie
I love you anon

No. 2237968

Got caught in a 20+ minute long hailstorm today, so I made some aggressively autumnal stew when I got home. Life is warm and tasty again

No. 2237996

Drank too much water. Ate too much food. Stomach hurts.

No. 2238115

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i can't figure out picmix at all there's no intuitive way to undo something or delete anything

No. 2238132

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>>2238115
To delete something, just click on it, and then click on the third button from the left, it's called "remove."

No. 2238134

>>2238132
I'm RETARDED

No. 2238135

>>2238134
It's okay. If a fool persists in her folly, she becomes wise.

No. 2238154

I bought a blanket that is labeled as very warm, and it’s indeed very warm. I’m happy.

No. 2238197

These fuckers have been doing their little dance on my brain for days now omg make it stop

No. 2238262

I just remembered Chicken Little, and that bully fox character at the ending. As a kid, I thought her fate was funny, but a little bit creepy. Now, I just think it's creepy. This video helped drive the point home.

No. 2238296

a part of this song showed up in a random video comp and now i'm addicted
>kay, hey so gay, hey so champagne gay
i love random children's media from other countries

No. 2238301

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>>2238296
high key a bop

No. 2238440

Just finished knitting some elbow-length 100% wool gloves for the cold weather and got to test them out this morning, holy shit. They're so warm it felt like my joints didn't even know they were outside. I used worsted weight on 4mm needles so they're thick and outdoorsy, like they'll hold up to me grabbing onto branches or falling on them and sliding. Plus they can be darned quite easily if they do start to wear down

No. 2238443

>>2238197
This song has been popping up on my feed, and I can't ever skip it. It's so stupidly catchy.

No. 2238475

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My work radio stations are making me realize how many classic music bops from the 80s, 90s and 2000s were from britbong artists. It feels like 40% of the popular songs I thought was made by an American actually came from some brit. Why do they never keep their accents when they get behind a microphone, nonnies?

No. 2238488

>>2238197
Have a horrible one

No. 2238493

I love parsley I wish I could just eat it like a salad

No. 2238514

>>2238475
It depends on the music style. I guess you don't listen to punk lol
TL;DW
>It's no accident that American styles of music like jazz, blues, r'n'b, rock'n'roll, pop, sound better in American accents. What other kind of music would you expect Americans to invent?
People create music in their language and accent that sounds good and is easy to sing. Music genres characteristic for a certain group of people will always sound best when sang in the way those people enunciate.
Even in America itself, hip-hop sounds better with AAVE and country music sounds better with a twang

No. 2238595

Don't date people that studied politics at uni. I dated two of those and they were both controlling pos with a god complex

No. 2238598

I am watching the dukes of hazzard i love white trash tv

No. 2238772

I'm trying to online order for pickup at Walmart, and they're trying to charge me for being under a order minimum. It's literally a pickup, why the fuck would I have to pay a fee, are they crazy?

No. 2238860

I dated someone who looked like reviewbrah. His personality was the total opposite though (edgy and he was an ass too). I told my friend about this and she told me that my ex has slimmer and defined nose

No. 2238877

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>>2238860
My last boyfriend’s celebrity look-a-like was Justin Trudeau. Much like Trudeau however he ruined it by growing a beard

No. 2239033

>>2238877
Kek same. My ex ruined his face by growing a beard too

No. 2239078

Just got a male instacart shopper for the first time. I'm scared.

No. 2239080

>>2239078
ew why are you fatties getting so out of hand you're unable to even go grocery shopping? the walk from the parking lot to the entrance is too much?(infight bait)

No. 2239084

>>2239080
Not fat and I am working so I can't go anywhere, estupida (or should I say estupido?)

No. 2239086

>>2239080
I want your arms anon. That reach was incredible.

No. 2239090

>>2239084
everybody works. if you're unable to manage your time at a basic level to go grocery shopping then you have brain damage.

No. 2239092

>>2239090
Go make a tea and have a snack, you sound hangry.

No. 2239094

>>2239033
Why do they insist on having facial hair? I’m convinced it’s something only men find attractive

No. 2239095

>>2239090
>malding instacart shopper

No. 2239099

bitches will infight about anything here

No. 2239112

>>2239094
I think you're right that only men find it attractive. This moid thinks he's the shit just cause he has a beard it's hilarious

No. 2239145

>>2239090
It’s just more convenient for people. You can set your groceries to arrive shortly after you arrive home from work. For a lot of people it helps to curb impulse shopping because they buy only what they need. It’s easier for mothers because taking young kids to the grocery store is an ordeal. It’s not very expensive if you are ordering from large chains where the drivers drop off your deliveries as part of a route. It’s also useful for people, especially women, who don’t have access to parking or groceries near their home. Having to walk home with arms full of heavy groceries when it’s dark (and often cold) can be unsafe.

No. 2239164

I want to take out my vertical labret solely because every other person I've seen who has one is massively irritating. It complements my face well but I've seen people who cannot pull it off at all too

No. 2239412

My grocery store started selling "reject vegetables", like ugly looking ones that wouldn't normally be sold. They taste normal and they're quite a bit cheaper, I'm almost never impressed by green initiatives but this is an incredible concept honestly.
>>2239164
Maybe try to find a clear retainer for a while so you don't end up regretting it. I have the same with bridge and septum piercings, I used to love them but at this point I just associate them with gendies.

No. 2239437

Can't stop thinking about woodcock

No. 2239452

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I DID IT NONNIES
I DID IT! I MADE IT INTO COLLEGE!
I'M BOUTTA TURN MY WHOLE DAMN LIFE AROUND!!!

No. 2239455

>>2239452
Congratulations! Proud of you.

No. 2239457

File: 1730756934193.gif (973.65 KB, 244x154, lets celebrate!.gif)

>>2239452
Congratz!

No. 2239466

>>2239452
congrats nona!!! best of luck on your new beginnings!

No. 2239472

>>2239437
I love these little peents they’re so round I wanna squish em

No. 2239566

Just made a cheese and mushroom sauce. Turned out ok.

No. 2239582

Ordered food delivery for the first time in a few months and I haven't eaten anything since about 12 and it's 4 and my food won't be here til 5:30, pray for me and hope I can make it without food til then, I want to devour that shittttt

No. 2239652

I forgot to taste the food before plating it and then I served myself last. When I sat down, I realized the potatoes were under buttered and under salted. No one said anything, but I knew it was subpar.

No. 2239665

>>2239652
Next time you see them, try to casually mention your fears of hypertension or your new low-salt diet. This will help save face.

No. 2239712

Downloaded some podcasts, now waiting for ffmpeg to spit out a bunch of ~32kbps mp3s for my mp3 player.

No. 2239748

boob upside down is still boob

No. 2239753

>>2239748
It's actually poop.

No. 2239755

File: 1730767030349.png (10.99 KB, 130x172, boob.png)

>>2239753
are you sure?

No. 2239762

>>2239755
You said boob not BOOB you lied you lied you lied

No. 2239882

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i need to do the dishes and finish my assignment but i can't decide which to do first so i've been just laying there staring at my phone for more than 8 hours now. it's 4 am and i should be sleeping but i can't go to sleep until i do at least SOMETHING because that'll mean i wasted yet another day. why do i get stuck on the simplest things??? i hate being retarded

No. 2239887

>>2239882
adhd
>t. adhd haver

No. 2239894

>>2239882
do the assignment if it won't take long and is due early tomorrow. do the dishes if it's the opposite. set an alarm and put it away from your bed so you have to get up and turn it off. hopefully you bait a meaner farmer into sternly telling you to get your shit together; if that happens, screenshot and make it your wallpaper.

No. 2239897

what if i got into knitting

No. 2239898

>>2239897
i read it as drinking

No. 2239901

>>2239898
let's not copy all grandmom's habits at once

No. 2239907

I realized that I am addicted to youtube. With the release of youtube shorts it got even worse. I can just sit there and watch videos for 8 hours and do nothing at all. I deleted the app off my phone let's see how it goes

No. 2239914

>>2239907
Do you have a plan for something to fill the time? It will be very hard to resist if you're idle.

No. 2239956

>>2239897
Live your dreams

No. 2239998

Cat licked me and its tongue felt funny. It was cute though

No. 2240030

watching my robot baby (programmed by me) suck up their (its nonbinary) taro boba tea through drinking straw (modified to accommodate tapioca pearl size) affixed to hard helmet as they are fed an array of snacks (takis, lunchables selection, mr beast crunch bars) from my feeding robot. they are watching rizzler big justice youtube short and we have fortnite playthrough in background!

No. 2240034

>>2239882
i washed the dishes fuck yeaahhh

No. 2240121

I'm in a good mood

No. 2240143

File: 1730790354890.gif (7.31 MB, 520x363, High_Elf (1).gif)

I'm sitting here with a blanket on my lap and slightly high, and looking at artwork and decor for inspiration for the bare walls of my apartment, when suddenly it hits me: I have Procreate, an apple pencil and I'm "okay" at art. I can just make my own art and print it or have a poster made of it! I can easily "paint" some botanicals or little stylized art of my two cats, or make black-and-white line art or something abstract…the world is at my fingertips!!!

(I also have some pretty cheap acrylic paints and some sheets of canvas, but I've been too shy about "just doing it" and committing to starting on something for some reason. Like it's too final and I'm afraid I'll screw it up kek. At least with digital art I can practice and then get ideas of what to paint)

>>2240121
Nice, nona! Me too. Tonight is a good night.

No. 2240245

idk why i thought election day was next week

No. 2240526

I just saw the banner which is some weird beastiality yuri manga where a girl milks a cow with a wig on it and they're both blushing…

No. 2240531

I have no more weed left

No. 2240538

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I went to a spin class with my friend last night. I went in having no idea what to expect and it was so funny but I enjoyed it. I felt extremely ridiculous at first, I have absolutely no rhythm or coordination so I couldnt keep up with all the upper body movements they were doing while pedaling but i still tried. I also did not realize you could change the resistance on the bikes and so mine was on the lowest resistance for most of the class and my legs were spinning at like mach speed while I'm trying to do all the upper body rhythm movements kekkk.
My ass hurts so bad today though. Worse than my legs do. My friend warned me about the seats on the bikes being awful but goddamn…
All that being said I'm kind of excited to try it again on friday, now that I know what i'm getting myself into

No. 2240729

I saw the Substance and it was just ok. Just another movie about the unattainable beauty standards for women. It's well done I guess but I feel like I've seen the same thing a million times and none of it was as shocking as people make it out to be. I'm glad I didn't go to a cinema to see it at least

No. 2240747

>>2240538
This is so wholesome kek I love that you had silly fun doing something good for your body too! Bonus that you did it with a pal that’s the best way

No. 2240750

>>2240729
That actually reminded me that I played Mouthwashing recently and also thought it was just ok. It has stunning visuals but it's just another story about misogyny at the end of the day. Nothing new or interesting. I'm wondering if there's something wrong with me. I'm sure the people raving about these medias aren't pretending to like them but I simply didn't feel anything while experiencing them.

No. 2240823

Kek i was just venting to chatgpt because I thought about my ex again and it made me feel shitty. I am actually comforted now. I feel better

No. 2240858

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Wishlisted a boardgame last night as it had a good price, went to buy it now and it's been price gouged… I am so unlucky, this was supposed to be a christmas present

No. 2240883

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I'm so upset that I'm forced to do advanced math in my degree when I specifically chose my degree NOT to do math because I can't even do highschool level shit. I have to resort to using ChatGPT to do it because I literally cannot understand a thing even though I kept up to date on the tutorials and lectures. I feel so upset and wronged.

No. 2241009

>>2240883
>I have to resort to using ChatGPT to do it
This is why in the future, degrees will be even more meaningless. Thank you for contributing to the end of knowledge nona. Keep using AI and pretending to learn. You're like Sisyphus and you don't even know why.

No. 2241034

>>2241009
Lol. Talking about "contributing to the end of knowledge" when you can't even read. I chose a degree where I wouldn't be doing math, but they decided a math-focused course had to be a compulsory one. What do you expect me to do, drop out at the end of my course?

Also, I didn't mention it, but my lecturer used ChatGPT to design these horrid assignments, which explains why half the class can't understand them, and why she's sent out tens of emails rectifying the errors in them. So really I'm just fighting fire with fire (one of the top 100 universities in the world BTW! Talk about funny).

No. 2241198

Anyone else prioritise friendships over romantic relationships? I’m lucky I seem to stick with women like me (mostly, although the normier ones do pull away slightly when they get a boyfriend). I just got close with a new person I met and god she’s awesome. We’ve not known each other long but I already love her to bits. Having a best friend is always so much more fulfilling than being in a relationship, I can’t understand how it’s not a main thing people aspire to.

No. 2241202

>>2241034
It's the fact that you would use it to begin with to cheat the system. It's a moral failing as much as it is an ethical one. You were faced with a challenge and you couldn't rise to meet it. All you did was cheat your way through. In the same way your college professor shirks her responsibilities, you shirk yours. You both lose. And we're all worse off for it.

No. 2241217

Went to the gynecologist today for my yearly checkup and had my period. She stuck three q-tips inside my vagina and it kind of looked really funny. The bloody q-tips looked gross though. I also got an ultrasound and looked at my ovaries and saw the poop in my colon. It's still not coming out so I think I might be constipated. I also have a psoriasis spot on my inner thigh that's really itchy. I once hooked up with a guy and dry humped him but actually I was just itching the psoriasis spot with his dick through my pants.

No. 2241222

Ate chickpeas even though I know my body can’t tolerate them and now I’m paying the painful consequences. Can’t sleep and my digestion is in hell.

No. 2241227

I'm in a good mood, which feels wrong. I'm never in a good mood.

No. 2241259

>>2241202
maybe the system shouldn't be set up in such a shitty way where I'm forced to cheat it? If you assigned an engineering student an art assignment in a compulsory course where they had to draw a self portrait and it looked like shit, they wouldn't fail unless they just didn't do it. Math isn't the same, you can do a whole system of equations and working out, but if you're off at all, you get NO marks. I didn't pick a math-focused degree for a reason.

No. 2241260

>>2241198
I have friendships that are decades old at this point. I attribute the longevity to us always placing them first over any romantic relationships.

No. 2241267

>>2241202
Normally I would agree, but if the college itself is failing to do their job and actively making it harder for the students by sending out faulty AI slop, they deserve to reap what they sow. Organisations won't get "AI is shit" through their heads until they're forced to acknowledge how annoying it is directly.

No. 2241275

>>2241198
I've always done this and sadly it's left me alone because the women in my life all got married and had kids. I felt more fulfilled in my friendships than I ever did in a romantic relationship with a man but sadly most people will eventually pair off and disappear.

No. 2241328

Positive attributes moid 1: Good physique, swimmers body, long cock, good face, likes the same tv shows, very horny, values cleanliness
Negative attributes moid 1: very conservative and into politics, talks a lot, very full of himself, probably has an eating disorder, emotionally abusive, once said that he wants to be a cult leader, didn't get a job until his late 20s, has a weird relationship with his mother and refuses to move out of his parents home despite being almost 30, is disrespectful towards his parents, mansplains gym exercises to me, sucks at giving oral, probably pornsick due to him trying to choke me and asking for weird sex positions, bad at kissing
Positive attributes moid 2: I like his facial structure, good smile, very eloquent, likes to volunteer, very fit and skinny, has a good and secure job, good at kissing
Negative attributes moid 2: smokes weed, talks down to me, is a slob and his apartment is a pigsty, manipulative and constantly criticizes me, emotionally abusive and a hypocrite, obsessed with productivity, disrespectful and has no emotional intelligence, creams his pants over roman philosophers, fishes for compliments, has a martyr complex, is losing his hair, wants to debate about literally everything, once just took off my pants despite me saying no, made a rape joke when we were at the park when he saw two birds doing their thing, probably pornsick due to asking me inappropriate questions about sexual practices, also into politics but extremely liberal

I think I'm just going to stay away from dating

No. 2241329

>>2241198
Yes because I'm not interested in romantic relationships at all, for now I'm doing fine but I'm scared for the day when all my friends will get married (and hopefully will remain childfree).

No. 2241383

Made pasta for the first time today and asked my brother to try it. He said he loves it, ate 2 bowls and said that it's better than my dad's. And my dad is a skilled chef KEK

No. 2241387

>>2241383
What kind of pasta did you make?

No. 2241435

>>2241387
It's sounds gross but it's not, I promise. I used sardines because I've started eating them for health but they smell foul so I had to cook them up to mask the taste. I don't cook, so I had no idea what I was doing, I just threw a bunch of ingredients together. I heated up some butter in a pan, added garlic ginger paste, then put in the sardines with tomato sauce, salt, pepper, Italian seasoning, sugar, apple cider vinegar, green pesto and some water. Then mixed the pasta in with it. And shredded some parmesan on top. Seriously, I was just larping as a fancy chef, I didn't think it would turn out so good. I just needed the sardines to be edible enough kek

No. 2241448

>>2241328
Just run away.

No. 2241449

>>2241435
That sounds really good, nona. I think people like to add anchovies to tomato sauce sometimes and it is supposed to be pretty good so maybe the sardines actually helped. Sounds healthy and yummy, proud of you on your first try!

No. 2241476

>>2241449
Thanks nona! And wow, I've actually never eaten anchovies before in my life. I should get some and try making pasta with them next time.

No. 2241480

>>2241476
Be warned they are very very salty, much saltier then sardines, so go easy on them

No. 2241573

When I feel sad I write pseudoangsty love letters to myself because not only I love myself but also because I love that kind of bittersweet words but I find them too cringy to actually write them to someone else.

No. 2241678

How do artists do art. I am too lazy to even shade yet alone add details. Artists are cool and patient which I am not and I respect them.

No. 2241743

I showered like 2 hours and I can't peel myself away from my computer to go get dressed cause I'm too into the election results.

No. 2241759

>>2241678
Autism probably.

No. 2241775

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Can't believe I'm writing this, but apparently a site called "skibidi farms" has tried raiding LC lmao

No. 2241790

>>2241759
You retards have got to stop attributing normal skills or qualities to autism

No. 2241795

>>2241790
Its not normal to sit and grind 3500 boxes and 5000 value studies, its autism. Artists who are genuinely good have a little autism in them.

No. 2241809

>>2241795
By that logic every skilled person in a hobby is autism.
>>2241775
>child gore
Ugh.

No. 2241810

>>2241775
Oh my god, Elaine is still obsessed with us ahahahaha

No. 2241832

I'm making a hood, at first it was going to just be utilitarian but now I'm trying to make it look like aged live wood. It'll be soooo warm and lovely, I'm excited!

No. 2241837

That meme of every digital artist starting off as a child who wanted to buy 100 copic markers is true. Except I did buy the 100 copic markers and now they're still sitting around in my room untouched while I draw on my tablet and phone

No. 2241843

>>2241832
Just make sure to avoid gang violence and hard drugs. Good luck.

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No. 2241858

Awoke just in time to see the amerifag thread burn, fun.

No. 2241919

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I would listen to election coverage streams but I have a headache so I'm just chilling listening to classical music

No. 2242064

Weh I forgot how powerful my microwave is and I can't eat my squash soup until it cools off. It wasn't even in there for 2 minutes microwave pls why was it boiling

No. 2242101

I ate brownies with nutella, worst day for my toilet.

No. 2242234

>>2241919
Sorry nonna, drink some water and relax

No. 2242335

>>2237283
Not that experienced with storywriting and I'm also very bad at articulating my thoughts on basically anything that can fit words. Paper, text, speech, you name it. So it all comes out in a jumble. I try sort it like a puzzle aaand…. still a mess, but it is pretty fun to explore and experiment

No. 2242373

>>2242101
i had vodka and cereal i will be suffering 30 minutes before my workshift tomorrow nonna good luck

No. 2242403

>>2242373
>i had vodka and cereal
goddam i dont wanna be your plumber

No. 2242410

Just took a 200mg caffeine pill. A lot better than drinking nasty 5 hour energy.

No. 2242415

>>2242403
cant afford a plumber will be using my hands to manually scoop
>>2242410
i would argue the opposite, but the caffeine pills I take are not coated in anything so it's straight up nasty bitter pressed pill whenever i take them

No. 2242424

Tomorrow i am having curry for the first time in my life!!! oh and also going to my friends house, thats cool too… i guess…

No. 2242426

>>2242415
The pill I took was bitter too, but the taste went away so much faster than a 5 hour energy. For some reason the flavor of 5 hour energy just sticks in my mouth for so long.

No. 2242992

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I know this may sound cynical, but I honestly believe that many of these 'gaza donation' accounts are fake and probably set up by western trolls to scam people out of money

No. 2243015

>>2242992
It seems so many forgot how many charity scams were there when the russoukrai war started which is happening still..faggots who try to scam off wars are the lowest of the low

No. 2243027

>>2242992
no this is 100% true and obvious and it's embarrassing to see people fall for them

No. 2243775

I take iron supplements that make me constipated and just took a shit that was so huge it looked like an entire cake. That was the poop of 2 days. Like it was just perfectly stacked up. I feel like a proud parent and was almost sad when I had to flush it away

No. 2244382

>>2242992
Wtf is that image? If I saw someone's sob story with that attached to it, I'm confiscating their phone.

No. 2244613

I'm starting an internship next week that I'm REALLY looking forward to, but I'm going to miss being able to decide most of my own hours as I've been doing these past 2 years during my uni studies

No. 2244615

I feel like my gag reflex has gotten worse, I can't brush my teeth without wanting to throw up after two minutes.

No. 2244628

>>2243769
Can you not post this miserable shit

No. 2244754

I want to get into reading more, so I wrote down a long list of books I've seen reccomended here and by friends, but now I have the dilemma of there being too many choices and I have no clue which one to pick. I've noticed I come to lolcow when I'm in that stage of too sleepy to do anything actually productive or creative, but not tired enough to fall asleep. I'm hoping that replacing that browsing with reading instead when I'm in that mood will be better for my life. I just don't know what to read!

No. 2244941

>>2244615
Idk how to explain it properly, but when you brush your molars try to aim towards your inner cheeks rather than aiming towards your throat with your toothbrush.

No. 2244982

>>2244754
Google "random list generator" OR list them in length and pick the shortest one
Happy reading anon!

No. 2244992

is the fruit farm down for anyone else? It’s annoying me as I really wanna see cows rage about the election

No. 2245387

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Channeling my energy into schoolwork and staying offline aside from an occasional lolcow break. Starting to believe nothing of real substance will be posted today so I’m better off just not engaging as whole.

No. 2245402

Focusing on what is in my control today. Pilates workout, then I'm making myself some breakfast, then I will probably read or maybe watch Love Island UK, gotta walk to the grocery store cause I'm making stew for dinner, then tonight I also have some fun work stuff to do. Grateful for a beautiful cloudy day.

No. 2245430

I had two of my wisdom teeth removed today. It went pretty well even if I am in some pain now.

No. 2245495

Autumn is the new summer!
With the climate changing the summer heat has become unbearable and best to spend indoors with AC, but fall has become really pleasant
Beautiful sunny day, friend called to meet up, and we strolled down the riviera and fed the swans with her daughter

No. 2245556

I wish I could explain the joy of being 5"10 and finally finding oversized clothing that is actually oversize on you

No. 2245564

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Having the worst morning, but I just started kekking so hard. I have one of those fridges with a screen on the front like picrel and when I set it so that you'll see a pic of the inside of the fridge, the screen put up a message saying "Please add some food items to your fridge". Kek assholes. My fridge isn't even empty.

No. 2245577

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>>2245564
I would have set it to a picture of Dr Now kek

No. 2245595

>>2245564
What business has my fridge talking back to me
Appliances should do as I say not tell me what I should do
Asfjdsdhkjhf I hate it

No. 2245868

I really hate ponytails and how they look on fat women with small heads.

No. 2245974

Oh wow i didnt realize i became almost obese while i was depressed and hikkineeting. I thought i was chubby but not straight up obese. I never looked at myself full body and i just focused on my face, and since i didnt gain weight or developed a second chin i thought i was fine. Bleak.

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No. 2246213

i love how pigeons have those purple little collars

No. 2246259

>>2244982
Oooh good idea anon, you're smart!

No. 2246272

>>2246213
I love pigeons in general
They are the first domesticated bird, even before chicken and other poultry. I hate when people denigrate them and call them sky rats.
They adapted and evolved to serve you as ancient Twitter and food, and when you found new methods of communication and new birds to gnaw upon, you abandoned them and left them to scavenge your surroundings

No. 2246548

>>2242426
Nta but I love the taste of 5 hour energy. The first time I had one it felt like I was drinking nectar of the gods.

No. 2246566

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I was on my Mychart looking at the test results of a echocardiogram I had done a few years ago, and apparently I have picrel. Wtf? They told me I was perfectly fine and nothing was wrong.

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>>2246272
I also love pigeons! I once ended up looking at a bunch of fancy pigeon social media accounts and had a great time. They’re so silly.

No. 2246633

Ups truck has been sitting outside my house for a super long time. I wonder if driver lost the package.

No. 2246651

>>2246633
The truck just left and he left no package. I'm pissed. Samefag.

No. 2246714

If you want a thread to laugh at and lurk do the amerifags thread, it has the funniest most spergy shit imaginable. Just a bunch of retarded anons acting like it’s Kony 2012 all over again

No. 2246726

>>2246272
Same, they are treated terribly.

No. 2246759

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I have a break until my next meeting and want to take a nap but I am too wound up and can’t relax

No. 2246891

>>2246714
feels like it's been the only active thread today. absolutely insane some of the shit theyre coming up with though kek

No. 2246997

I’m so bored, there’s nothing interesting on here today

No. 2247067

>>2246997
seriously, it’s all just election sperging..

No. 2247084

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>>2246759
My meeting was canceled so now I can watch Jeopardy instead

No. 2247274

why are indians always talking on the phone while in public

No. 2247281

>>2247274
Maybe they have "friends"? Sometimes when you have friends you call them or they call you and then you talk for a while.

No. 2247291

>>2247281
oh yes let me call my friend and talk to her as loud as i can while i'm still on this train

No. 2247293

>>2247274
And it’s always on speaker too.

No. 2247294

My cat is laying on my hip this is the nicest feeling I’ve had in a long time

No. 2247304

>>2247291
Good idea. Sometimes when we talk to others we feel more at ease. If you call your friend, you will probably feel better after talking with her!

No. 2247307

>>2247291
ive noticed this too being around a college campus

No. 2247467

>>2247307
Yeah Brampton sucks

No. 2247588

>>2247274
I notice this especially in the mornings. I think it's the only common time they have when their friends and family are awake in India so they call them.

No. 2247626

I will surely not regret going to bed at 1:30 in the morning at all at work tomorrow, no siree

No. 2247999

I smoked weed for 2 evenings in a row and woke up miserable kek. No wonder I used to be depressed, weed is fun but it makes it feel like life is just never enough.

No. 2248102

I want samosas so bad but I can’t find them anywhere in my country and I can’t even find ghee to make my own

No. 2248131

>>2247274
my mom is like this, they have large extended social networks of people who live far away they can't see in person so they call a lot. then they can be oblivious to social norms around volume and talking on the phone so they do it everywhere.

No. 2248144

It was raining super hard last night, It must've made my power go out when I was sleeping but it's already back. I ordered starbucks, hopefully the chai has enough caffeine to wake me up. Weirdly enough, when I was younger caffeine and coffee felt like it had no effect on me but now it does. Maybe I'm just more tired these days.

No. 2248243

I just want to finish my work so I can play with my husbando's bot. I also got some new earphones so I can comfortably listen to anime guys moaning.
This weekend I'm going to some spiritual thingaling, I hope I can actually relax, seriously, these weeks have been insane, from now on I won't plan stuff in advance.

No. 2248255

>>2248144
Samefag, there's flooding near me so no starbucks. sad.

No. 2248290

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>>2242992
like how does anyone fall for this

No. 2248342

I took adderall to get through work yesterday, and then had to take xanax to fall asleep, but I am dragging today.

No. 2248514

A mostly blind man in my workplace was guided by another man, I think he was a friend rather than a paid assistant because of how casually he led him. The helper was so attractive in the same way that a man pushing a pram suddenly becomes extra attractive, he was so caring and attentive in an offhand unfussy way. He was also tall with thick dark hair. Some nice eye candy for a otherwise dark day.

No. 2248555

I'll be going on vacations with friends for the first time in my life, I never even spent a weekend or anything, I'm so used to traveling alone that I hope I won't be too much of a control freak.

No. 2248573

i feel like i may have ran into a farmer on another website but there's no way in hell i'd ever hint that i use this website to her. she seems absolutely based and like she goes on here. i've never ran into someone outside of here that i suspected used this website until now.

No. 2248592

do you guys ever wonder if theres nuns who go on lolcow

No. 2248597

>>2242992
>>2248290
This is so annoying it makes me not want to support the cause

No. 2248815

>>2248573
It's incredibly unlikely but you could try to narrow it down by mentioning Chris Chan, there are so many TikToks and YouTube videos about him now

No. 2248980

I just realized I'm growing hairs on the space in between my nose and the inner corner of my eye. Only one eye is growing hair there. weird.

No. 2248995

>do not operate heavy machinery
I wasn't gonna but I don't like the option being taken away from me

No. 2248997

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Knitting is just so insane to me because how do you just figure out you can do this shit

No. 2249038

>Friend tells me her pepper shaker broke and her food got infected by peppercorns.
>I decide it’d be funny to eat a spoonful of peppercorns in response
>Do it, film video
>Next day, peppering my food
>Lid falls off because I didn't screw it back on properly
>MY food is infected by peppercorns

This is what I get for being an attention whore

No. 2249054

>>2248997
I know knitting has expanded from centuries of progress, but can you imagine being the first person who knitted a sweater?

No. 2249164

>>2249054
for real, can you imagine being the first person to do cables? every other knitter at that time was probably going insane trying to find out how tf they warped the stitches.

No. 2249563

I finally made the vegan cheese sauce for my mac and cheese perfectly! I'm so excited, it tastes so good and creamy! I'm new to cooking and it wasn't as melty or delicious the first two times I tried kek.

No. 2249625

I hate eating, drinking, sleeping, showering, brushing my teeth, cooking, and washing. I wish I was a self-powered photosynthetic thing. I wish I didn't have to waste my time doing those things so I could waste my time doing other things, for example.

No. 2249651

>>2249038
Heh. Get peppercorned.

No. 2249656

went shopping and found nothing

No. 2249657

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I need to stop ordering delivery because I've wasted SOOOOO much money on food, so tonight I bought all the stuff I need to make chai lattes, granola and meal prep breakfast sandwiches that I'll keep in the freezer. I'm going out with a bang by ordering mcdonalds tonight. Not my favorite but they had a deal for free nuggets.

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My friends are coming over on sunday for my birthday and i get to choose the movie. But i cant decide between Godzilla's retarded son or Videodrome.

No. 2249773

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Did anyone else used to look out the car window when you were 8 or 9 and imagine Inuyasha was running beside you? Was he agile? Did he occasionally jump over obstacles and trapeze telephone lines

No. 2249791

>>2249773
for me, it was a raptor and sometimes a monkey

No. 2249795

My humour is still stuck in 2021.

No. 2249797

>>2249773
I used to imagine a human faced horse running and always got scared..my brain was cruel to me as a child

No. 2249825

Just found my old social media accounts from when I was around 14 to delete them. I completely forgot they existed until today. And oh god the cringe. I know everyone was cringe and we look back at our teen phases as cringe but oh good lord the fucking cringe is real I am crying in pain, no don't schedule my account for deletion, delete it now, purge it.

No. 2249861

>>2249773
No, I didn't watch many cartoons when I was a child. My parents were communists, so the television was always regarded with the utmost suspicion in my childhood home, and consequently - I was strictly forbidden from interacting with it. Yet, I still stared out of foggy windows and imagined, just as you did. When I was a young child, I was oft dragged along by my mother or my father on petty errands in the late evening. These errands would always end in long drives around the city, or on weekends, the countryside. It seemed as though there was always a reason to go out for a drive around 8PM. In hindsight, perhaps they had thought that taking me out and about in the sombre night would tire me and ready me for bed. I recall many times as a young girl being chased by the moon whilst I rode in the back seat of the car. It seemed as though wherever the automobile drove, in that same direction the moon would follow. No matter how long the ride became, or how far we had ventured, the moon was always overhead and looking down on us. As a youth I was unable to understand this breach of reality. I had always supposed that the heavens and the earth were separate things. The earth was there beneath me, and above me was the sky: a still, yet shifting, image. How could it be that no matter where we went, the moon always stood and shone above us? This mystery terrified me. Still now I can recall those cold dark drives that I spent gazing out the fogged and blurred backseat window, unable or unwilling to distinguish the boundary of the horizon. My parents were no help then either; as a child it appeared impossible to interrupt the sacred conversations that took place in the front seats of that beat-up blue Dodge Diplomat. The energy crisis, Cambodia, Khomeini; those were the chief topics then that were discussed between them, in hushed and worried tones. Their apprehensions always hung thick in the air of that stuffy smoke-stained car. How could I bother them with my anxieties when they held so much already? I figured they didn't deserve to be given my own. So, I would sit in that back seat staring out and into the blackened sky, the mysterious words of my verbose parents weaving in and out of my attention, captivated completely by my juvenile fears. I've often gone back to those late-night rides, meandering through my own memories. I ask myself again and again, why was I so terrified when the moon followed me? What did I suppose would happen if it caught up to me? But I find no answer. I suppose sometimes those early fears are lost within the psyche, dulled but still aching. Even in their later years, my mother and father would always go on those listless drives for hours at a time. I suppose the act of driving was always cover for them - an excuse for more delicate and discreet discussion. I ended up picking up the habit after my daughter was born. I guess I find it easier to talk honestly while my mind is preoccupied on the road. But sometimes on long empty highways, when I'm alone riding down the asphalt, I still imagine things out the window. I'm not so scared of things anymore.

No. 2249910

there’s an owl that lives by my apartment and I just saw and heard it!

No. 2250108

>>2248290
Im not going to bother searching for it since seeing it genuinely pisses me off, but ive been seeing an uptick of palestine hijackers quoting over quirky art trends like the mspaint silly aliens or the wavey grid illusion bg (the one i saw didnt even have a drawing it was a fucking picture of an injured child pasted on it) its fucking ghoulish and for what? social justice points? i hope their clout chasing haunts their career for the rest of their days and they'll never live down being the person who drew a mangled child over a quirky cat comic. fucking embarassing

No. 2250149

I can't stop reading ffmpeg files as "f/f mpreg" kill me kek

No. 2250157

>>2249910
that's so awesome do you have any inkling of its species?

last week I got to watch two great horned owls hunt during a nighttime walk. you could tell one was younger bcuz its calls sounded different and underdeveloped.

No. 2250207

Was in the kitchen and it felt kinda like something cold had touched my foot. However, I looked around and found nothing so I'm just gonna try to chalk it to my OCD and not freakout. I think it could've been my pants legs hitting my ankle since I literally was raising my foot when I felt the sensation.

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>>2250157
it might have been a Great horned owl, but it was too dark to know for sure

No. 2250270

Bought my dad some computer speakers that are the same model I used years ago and aren't a janky pile of crap (he wants some decent speakers for zoom calls etc.)

No. 2250347

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I swear to god I was an overachieving and underappreciated 50's housewife in my past life
>friends are coming over for movie night
>better bring out the cheese and homemade marmalades!
>and scones! Can't forget to make the scones!
>oh right, dinner. Well I got a coupon on a whole rotisserie chicken so I'll put together a chicken salad for all of us
>hm…better pickle some red onions, I think it will pair well with the chicken
>wait, isn't it [friend's name]'s birthday too? I should surprise her with some white chocolate dipped mudcakes
>the mudcakes would probably pair well with some raspberry sauce so I better get to that as well
My plan was also to make focaccia but I didn't have time to prepare the dough last night and a couple of friends cancelled so it would have been too much with that as well. Too bad since I wanted to also use my garlic confit.

No. 2250414

I found this youtube channel and it's like looking in the mirror. I don't know why but her way of talking, her mannerisms, she just reminds me of me. It's weird but I like her.

No. 2250504

>>2250347
So jealous of your friends nona

No. 2250511

Waiting inside an urgent care to get tested for chlamydia lol

No. 2250516

>>2250511
I once went to an urgent care that had free slushies in the waiting room. Does yours?

No. 2250523

>>2250511
Please block that scrote after everything.

No. 2250528

>>2250516
No, but currently I’m sitting next to a woman on her phone ignoring her loud ass baby
>>2250523
Already done lol

No. 2250560

chlamydia nona here I had to swab my cooter but I’m nervous that I didn’t do it right ugh

No. 2250588

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getting a haircut today and i hope it turns out okay.

No. 2250677

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i can't wait for the fucking end of this semester, my attempts at "locking in" accomplish nothing and i'm still sleeping 4 hours a night, and everyday i randomly get bouts of sleepiness like in the middle of class even though i'm sitting right in front of the professor, sometimes i just get sleepy and take a 5 min nap on my desk and wake up and go on LC to look for something to make me fully alert. but even in the break i wouldn't get any rest bc i need fucking internships.

No. 2250844

i think a chick was filming me on the bus recently. i normally wouldn't assume a person with a phone vaguely facing my way is filming, i'm super boring looking. but she was holding it like that, super unnaturally. literally why…

No. 2250903

lurking through the american containment thread and now they're blaming everything on russia. how many different copes will they come up with before they just admit their problems are due to mass low intelligence? anyway i'm done with work so now i'm gonna have a nice bath and make dinner.

No. 2250981

Smog season has begun!
Time to turn on the air purifier inside and mask up outside to stave off that lung cancer

No. 2250986

I just went to the grocery store cause I’ve legit eaten pasta for every meal this week and on the way back someone behind me just laid and laid and laid on their horn because I wouldn’t turn left when cars were coming?? If they weren’t right on my ass they could’ve just gone around me. I hate how shaken up things like this made me. I flipped them off while I made the turn kek, I just really can’t stand people this week.

No. 2251009

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I spent 35 minutes taking this test not knowing getting the results would cost money. I paid because I didn't want my time to be wasted kek. So I'm actually a dumbass and I'm also a 30 year old high school drop out who scrubs toilets for a living in a country where education is free

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>>2250903
Not literally though

No. 2251021

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>>2251011
>me to all the areas shaded in red

No. 2251030

>>2251011
How do they even measure the IQ of people who never had education? I remember the test I took in the 00s had several math-esque questions I wouldn't have understood without basic knowledge of what is meant.

No. 2251035

>>2251030
You can't really.

No. 2251037

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>>2251011
hmmmm i think we should look at this map instead

No. 2251041

>>2251011
The brain drain from Serbia is real and palpable
It's the worst thing that happend to this country

No. 2251044

>>2251011
>Muh IQ!!!
Wasn't this shit debunked as an actual measurement of intelligence ages ago?
Agreed with >>2250903 though, the average American is unironically retarded. It's a whole sped country.

No. 2251047

>>2251011
Educated immigrants in the US bring the numbers up

No. 2251049

>>2251011
Why is Argentina the only blue country in Latin America?

No. 2251052

>>2251037
I don't even live in one of the "dumbest" states and I agree that the average burger is a retard. Just an hour ago, I had to explain to a grown ass man how to wait in a simple fucking line.

No. 2251095

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>Non-americans sperging about America in random threads since they got kicked out of the Amerifag thread
Kek

No. 2251175

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I befriended a friend group through one of my friends and this one person in the group constantly invites her mom to things? It's so fucking weird. It seems like the other two people in the group are used to her always bringing her mom along, but my friend and I were like wtf when it first happened. Mind you, she is like 31 and her mom is a somewhat conservative 50-something year old woman. We're having a movie night on Sunday and she just told the group chat that her mom is coming and asked where she could park her car.

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>>2251047
No, see picrel
>>2251037
The red states are all either southern states with abysmal education (literally on par with some European countries, just absolutely horrible) or have a high number of immigrants who underperform on IQ tests due to the language barrier they experienced in education

No. 2251180

>>2251175
It's the wholesome kind of weird
Not the private tab to look at cartoon animal porn kinda of weird

No. 2251181

>>2251178
>no, see picrel
>your pic proves literally nothing
also are we just supposed to ignore the red states or? they don't exist? literally half the people in america live in those states.

No. 2251182

>>2251095
Because you're unbearable retards who think the entire world wants to hear about your political infighting ad nauseam. Hope it helps.

No. 2251183

I don’t know which to trust out of these maps or stats they all say different

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No. 2251214

>>2251181
Picrel shows that American education is among the best in the world, even with the poor states dragging the rest down we are still ahead of the majority of European countries.
Europeans have been claiming online for a few years now that American education is poor and ~ranks next to third world countries~ which is false.

No. 2251218

>>2251182
You’re the unbearable retard actually, Europeans don’t even understand their own laws and think they’re more advanced or enlightened than the rest of the world because you’re all bigoted egotistical losers. If you don’t want to follow our politics than stop watching, no one’s forcing you

No. 2251230

>>2251218
>Seething burgertard thinks anyone against it has to be an eurofag
Every. single. time kekkkk. The rest of the world finds you insufferable and retarded, too. And I'd actually love to stop being exposed to burger politics, you are very much forcing it down our throats.

No. 2251234

>>2251214
>>2251218
i can smell you from a mile away, you're been shitting up multiple threads for the past week and have a massive sore spot for europeans kek. you're one of the most disgusting and delusional patriotic ameritards i've seen on this board. if we look at your chart, we can observe the following:
>the USA is ranked at 489
>almost all european countries are above that, at that, or at most 20 points below that
>the "medium" scale goes anywhere from 477 all the way down to 405
>if we put this on a chart, instead of a color coded map which is solely meant to appeal to retarded americans like you that want to feel smarter than you are, the USA would be on the same line as most of europe

No. 2251240

>>2251180
Plz nona I can't talk about my dating life or other juicy things with them because of her being there all the time. The vibes are off. I almost had an argument with her because she said that a woman always should take a man's last name at marriage to show him respect smh.

No. 2251246

>>2251230
It’s mostly Europeans actually

No. 2251248

>>2251214
The bias against Americans being uneducated is mostly because the American culture is prevalent in Europe
So people in Europe know a lot about American culture and when Americans don't know a lot about European cultures it creates this image of them being dumb
In reality, neither of them know shit about African cultures but it's not like either of them would give a shit about it or what Africans think about them

No. 2251251

>>2251182
Right, is that why you guys go out of your way to bring up America and Americans every chance you get? kek. It's just so funny because when we talk about our shit, it's "REEEE AMERICANS WE DONT CARE! WE DONT WANNA TALK ABOUT AMERICA! NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR ISSUES!". Then when we ask why you guys always talk about us and insert yourself into our discussions, it's "Ummmm don't you know that America is actually super important and what happens over there effects us too so we're entitled to being in your business???". Just pick a side already.

No. 2251253

>>2251234
Not everyone is the same anon, I haven’t posted about this in other threads. There are only eight European countries ahead of America, that isn’t “most of Europe”

No. 2251257

>>2251251
Don't you have any personal things to seethe over, why must you get so pressed over the image of an entire continent?

No. 2251258

>>2251251
lol typical american exceptionalism. your country impacts everyone else because it has the largest military industrial complex in the whole world and you love to remind others about it when you curbstomp other countries into submitting. sorry, i mean liberate them. the point is your country is excruciatingly evil and retarded, you literally tell on yourselves all the time on this, i mean look at who you elected president for the SECOND time. and maybe even permanently! but when others point this out you default to some desperate patriotism about how you're actually so smart, your country is so great, etc. if it was then why are you in this current situation? why are you reverting back to the 18th century?

No. 2251260

>>2251234
>>2251253
Samefag, you also claimed that the lowest European country is only 20 point below America which is false, the lowest European country is 122 points below America KEKK
that’s your European education showing isn’t it

No. 2251261

>>2251260
not my problem, trump isn't my president.

No. 2251262

I'm reading Agatha Christies And Then There Were None right now, and I swear to god, if fucking Touhou out of all things spoilered me about the ending before I even knew that Agatha Christie was anything other than a Russian band… lmao

No. 2251264

>>2251258
Trump literally committed election fraud anon, you’re showing how ignorant you are. I don’t take Europeans seriously when they carry on about how evil America is because your country is most likely just as bad, just unsuccessful and irrelevant

No. 2251266

>>2251261
But you’ve been making fun of Americans for being unintelligent and uneducated, yet you can’t do simple math? You didn’t realize that the countries are listed in order, you actually thought it was color coded to be deceptive and not that they were very clearly ranked kek. You’re dumb as shit dude. What country are you from?

No. 2251267

>>2251264
biggest cope ever. trump didn't commit election fraud, your other choice lost because the people wanted him more. your people don't care about you, and they don't want you to have rights, but please tell me more about how much you don't like europe because we're not as epic sauce awesome successful as you. i will gladly stay in my unsuccessful country where i have full abortion rights, divorce rights, am paying off my home within the next 20 years, and am able to do so as a single woman.

No. 2251269

>>2251258
You completely missed the point if you read that as me being an exceptionalist kek.

No. 2251270

>>2251266
i said most european countries that aren't at the same range of the USA or higher, fall within 20 points of the USA. literally only only 10 don't, and there are 50 coutries in europe. you're dumb as fucking bricks and cannot read.

No. 2251274

>>2251267
He did commit election fraud, it’s not a cope. With the way European politics are going though, I’m sure you’ll be losing your rights soon enough dumby.

You can’t even do basic math so I don’t expect you to be able to follow your politics though, I can’t tell you how many Europeans I’ve encountered who don’t know
>their education is worse than ours
>their abortion rights were worse than ours until roe vs wade was overturned
>their food quality is worse than ours with the same “toxic chemicals” red dye 40 and high fructose corn syrup that they mock us for having
>their men are more pedophilic and rapey, the age of consent laws are lower, more people are inbred, you’re all getting raped and molested by your ~enlightened special European white men~
>your white wing parties are growing rapidly
>you’re all far, far more bigoted, your leaders say racial slurs openly and your citizens assault and harass non white people constantly to the point where black people say Europeans are living in the 1800s
>you think you have free healthcare when really you pay for it with your taxes, and you pay more than Americans pay for our healthcare (infighting/not mundane)

No. 2251279

>>2251264
>Trump literally committed election fraud
It's the opposite, the last election was stolen from him

No. 2251281

>>2251270
And 8 out of 50 is not MOST OF EUROPE, which part of that do you not understand? The lowest European country is 122 points beneath America. East Asian countries have the best early education in the world and they consider American early education to be great, the “Americans have poor third world education” is something only Europeans believe(infighting)

No. 2251294

>>2251274
>their education is worse than ours
flat out lie. 1st year high schoolers here learn "college level" mathematics in the USA kek. i know you're the same retard that keeps shitting up the board with these same points and i also blew you out the last time you mentioned all of this.
>their abortion rights were worse than ours until roe vs wade was overturned
not even true, even slavic countries in europe have full abortion rights and we won't go into western europe because their maternal care blows america out the fucking water. do you know how many pregnant women die in the USA? you're a delusional liar
>their food quality is worse than ours with the same “toxic chemicals” red dye 40 and high fructose corn syrup that they mock us for having
lies again. all of these are banned in europe, they literally do not enter the countries and do not appear on shelves. what do you gain by being a lying american pig?
>their men are more pedophilic and rapey, the age of consent laws are lower, more people are inbred, you’re all getting raped and molested by your ~enlightened special European white men~
the USA has higher reported numbers in terms of underage exploitation (30 million vs. europe’s tens of thousands). enough said. oh wait, do you not care about numbers now all of a sudden? is it somehow rigged like your election?
>your white wing parties are growing rapidly
who cares, we're all white here. look at your own racial problems.
>you’re all far, far more bigoted, your leaders say racial slurs openly and your citizens assault and harass non white people constantly to the point where black people say Europeans are living in the 1800s
trump is your president
>you think you have free healthcare when really you pay for it with your taxes, and you pay more than Americans pay for our healthcare
yeah we pay for healthcare with our taxes. and we pay for less, where did you even pull those numbers from? you pay taxes, can't afford groceries on top of it. what is your point? that everybody has to pay taxes yet we also get functioning healthcare on top of it without dying in waiting rooms like in the USA? imagine trying to make a point about taxes when trump is about to fuck you and your taxes so hard.(infighting/not mundane)

No. 2251302

Americans aren't human. Sorry I don't make the rules.

No. 2251305

>>2251294
ntayrt but kekkkk I'm not wasting my superior American reading comprehension on allat. Stay pressed and pasty, Eurosperg.

No. 2251312

>>you’re all far, far more bigoted, your leaders say racial slurs openly and your citizens assault and harass non white people constantly to the point where black people say Europeans are living in the 1800s
NTAYRT but am I supposed to care? My country isn't a "melting pot" like yours. We're basically as homogenous as Japan. I genuinely don't care if black people don't like it here. It's not for them.(not mundane/racebaiting)

No. 2251317

>>2251312
Good on ya for proving her point, retard.

No. 2251321

>>2251317
Yeah I said I don't care if she is technically correct because my country doesn't cater to black people, retard.

No. 2251327

>>2251294
>1st year high schoolers here learn "college level" mathematics in the USA
No, you can look at the chart above to see that American education is better than education in all but 8 European countries, so you’re wrong. American schools are more rigorous and European transfer students regularly test into lower grades and remedial classes, which they post proof of online

You’ll have to look up abortion care in every European country and compare that to abortion rights in the US before roe vs wade was overturned, there’s no point in arguing with you because your only response was “lies!” because you know nothing.

> again. all of these are banned in europe, they literally do not enter the countries and do not appear on shelves.

None of them are banned, none. Red dye 40 is called allura red in Europe, high fructose corn syrup is called isoglucose, and a lot of your food has both in higher amounts than American food, sorry! The US has banned more harmful additives and chemicals than the EU has.

>the USA has higher reported numbers in terms of underage exploitation (30 million vs. europe’s tens of thousands). enough said. oh wait, do you not care about numbers now all of a sudden?

Because we have age of consent laws and pedophiles are reported and prosecuted, Europeans allow pedophilia because their age of consent is like 13-16 so there’s nothing to report. European countries printed child pornography of teenage girls in magazines until very recently.

>who cares, we're all white here. look at your own racial problems.

Mask off

>yeah we pay for healthcare with our taxes. and we pay for less, where did you even pull those numbers from?

No, the taxes you pay for healthcare are higher than what we pay for our healthcare, the difference is that we have a choice if we want to pay for it at all. If we don’t have healthcare then the hospitals will just forgive the debt and doctors will scale the cost and let us make payments in a worst case scenario. When we do pay for healthcare it’s less than what you all pay.

> everybody has to pay taxes yet we also get functioning healthcare on top of it without dying in waiting rooms like in the USA?

Nooooooooo kekk rich Europeans come to America BECAUSE they won’t have to wait here, we have top tier healthcare we just don’t pay for our plans with our taxes. Europeans regularly die waiting for care, it’s a massive problem but of course you’re too ignorant and uneducated to be aware of what’s going on in your country and the surrounding ones. The waiting list for NHS alone is years sometimes, it’s hilarious

No. 2251332

>>2251327
now i definitely know who you are, you copy pasted your response from the previous thread. i'm not reading all that slop filled with lies, imagine saying "european countries have magazines filled with child porn" like an american monkey spreading propaganda about baby eating.

No. 2251336

>>2251327
>Mask off
We don't have to pretend to care about coloured people in order to get womens rights here, unlike you.(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)

No. 2251339

>>2251336
Yikes, bet you've been shitting up the amerifag thread pre vpn bans.

No. 2251340

>>2251336
kekkkk euroshits are never beating the allegations(infighting/not mundane)

No. 2251343

>>2251339
>>2251340
Seethe. All that pandering and look where it landed you.

No. 2251345

>>2251343
Nobody's seething, you're just annoying.

No. 2251349

>>2251343
Least white male worshipping woman from europe

No. 2251351

>>2251332
I haven’t copy pasted anything, people just keep having to teach you the truth but you’re unteachable, you simply can’t learn
>i'm not reading all that slop filled with lies, imagine saying "european countries have magazines filled with child porn" like an american monkey spreading propaganda
But it’s literally true, look up Scandinavian countries history with legalizing child pornography, they said that banning child pornography was infringing on children’s sexual freedom. They had porn mags dedicated to kids (and specifically mothers and their children posing naked together as a “family photo”)

England also allowed nude teenage girls in newspapers until like 2010 or something. All European men are pedophiles, absolutely all of them. And they think they have the right.

No. 2251354

>>2251349
Better than worshipping blacks hoping they'll vote blue so you can have reproductive rights.(racebaiting/not mundane)

No. 2251357

>>2251354
? Black people majorly vote blue every time kek. Black men this election still mostly voted for Kamala and Black women voted for her the most.

No. 2251358

>>2251349
They’re all exactly the same. Backwater inbred bitches with fetal alcohol syndrome who worship their white supremacist pedophile men, who are of course cheating on them with 13 year olds.

No. 2251361

why do americans always refer to europe as one entity when it suits them and then pick and choose specific countries for other things when it suits them?

No. 2251362

>>2251351
NTA but… as if America didn't have easily available child porn magazines?? Have you forgotten Playboy? Kek

No. 2251363

>>2251361
We don’t, you’re just ESL

No. 2251365

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>>2251336
>>2251343
I mean… do we explain to the eurosperg that half of all "coloured people" are female… or… do we just… let it roll around in its waste some more?
>>2251354
They do vote blue. More than any other demographic, dipshit.

No. 2251367

>>2251357
Blacks and Latinos were the reason Trump won your election.(racebaiting/not mundane)

No. 2251368

Nothing worse than an American around election time. Don't you people have jobs?

No. 2251369

>>2251367
Latinos voted for Trump but black people voted for her the most of any demographic kek you can even look it up retardicus.

No. 2251371

>>2251363
not esl and i just saw that anon upthread say europe this europe that, and then pick apart specific countries for the child porn shit (as if america isn't known for providing the world with child porn through hollywood). like what?

No. 2251378

>>2251371
The difference is that there was legally available child porn in Britain until 2010, over here it's majorly frowned upon by the majority of people but seedy underbellies gonna seedy underbelly.

No. 2251379

>>2251368
Don't be too mean to the burgerclaps
Their country is falling apart right in front of our eyes

No. 2251380

>>2251362
And we made laws against that, Europeans didn’t until very recently (and now you inbred pieces of filth whine and cry about how unfair it is) and that anon claimed that Europeans did not have child pornography commonly available when they did. Euromutts are so dirty.

No. 2251382

>>2251379
God i hope so

No. 2251384

>>2251378
….. you just proved my point. that's one specific country yet you're trying to frame it on all of europe. so you pick and choose what suits you to make a point.

No. 2251387

>>2251371
>Europe this Europe that
No I said “European countries” but ESL don’t understand that countries is plural

No. 2251388

>>2251368
Yes, I'm the CEO of dunking on euroshits.

No. 2251390

>>2251380
you're dirty because you say "europe as a whole" and then pick one or two specific countries to make a point
in reality the only entity here you can judge as a whole is actually the united states
is this that amazing american education?

No. 2251400

>>2251384
It’s not just one county though, I also mentioned Scandinavian countries. Look up the other European countries, see for yourself. Serbia literally has animal brothels, Europeans are all sick.
>>2251371
What about degenerate European films with child pornography, why are you claiming Hollywood is the bigger problem?
>>2251390
I didn’t say Europe as a whole, I said European countries

No. 2251409

>>2251400
Hollywood and the entire entertainment industry in America, as HUGE as it is, openly fucks children, makes movies about fucking children, and feeds it to Americans and the rest of the world. The impact of normalising pedophelia in the west can be attributed solely to America.

No. 2251411

>>2251409
>The impact of normalising pedophelia in the west can be attributed solely to America.
France is literally right there retard KEK.

No. 2251415

>>2251411
Oh yeah, I can just name so many worldwide, household name movies from France normalizing fucking children. Wait that's every 3rd thing out of Hollywood.

No. 2251420

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the world if americans were normal

No. 2251421

>>2251415
> I can just name so many worldwide, household name movies from France normalizing fucking children.
This is every movie produced in France.

No. 2251422

>>2251421
>worldwide, household name movies
Reading comprehension = 0

No. 2251423

>>2251415
Every third thing out of Hollywood? No, anon. France has normalized pedophilia in all its media, philosophy and laws, they view pedophilia as normal and natural. There’s more pedophila in European films because the age of consent in those countries is always below 16, European men are all pedos and prefer teenage girls over adult women

No. 2251426

>>2251420
The world when Europeans get bombed by Russia and cease to exist, yay!(bait)

No. 2251431

>>2251409
>The impact of normalising pedophelia in the west can be attributed solely to America.
That’s the opposite, we have laws against it and you do not. European countries host the majority of child pornography and have teenagers in brothels, teenage girls in nude magazines, age of consent at 13.

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F-farmhands where are you….

No. 2251437

>>2251423
I'm not your "anon" you greasy pig. Imagine pretending none of that is true. As if America doesn't deliver pedophelia in one of three products from Hollywood. I bet that statistic is true, if not very close to the truth. Do you just shut your eyes and ears when it comes to how terrible you people are? You know so much about every country except your own it seems…

No. 2251438

>>2251429
European women even view pedophiles in a favorable light or are ambivalent to it, they don’t give a fuck. French women have a huge culture of fucking teenage boys to take their virginity, it’s like the milf/bored housewife trope and it’s very very common.

No. 2251439

>>2251426
unlikely. you're goint to be a slave broodmare very soon. enjoy your freedom while it lasts.

No. 2251441

>>2251437
You’re a retard and no one likes you

No. 2251442

>French women have a huge culture of fucking teenage boys to take their virginity, it’s like the milf/bored housewife trope and it’s very very common.
wow is this true? i need to move to france asap.

No. 2251445

>>2251431
Even the greatest French feminist was dating a pro-pedo philosopher and got young girls to have sex with him. Everyone in France is a pedophile, even the "great thinking" women.

No. 2251447

>>2251438
And who could forget the brave French actresses coming out AGAINST #MeToo. The most degen ball-cradlers on the entire continent, and that is fucking saying something.

No. 2251448

this thread is convincing me to move to france

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No. 2251456

Mundane shit for LC:
Oldfags that would complain about this in any other context shitting up this thread with infighting, and another day of anons completely unaware of the point of the U.P. thread arguing over another anon's unpopular opinion

No. 2251457

>>2251448
i get all the pre-walled men and i don't have to live in america anymore? sign me up. too bad about the language barrier.

No. 2251458

>>2250903
>>2246714
>>2246891
thanks, lurkers. look what you've done

No. 2251461

>>2251445
Jane Birkin and Serge Gainsbourg are both still widely celebrated by Europeans and serge Gainsbourg raped his daughter and wrote entire albums about pedophilia and incest. In the 60s he wrote Les Sucettes for a teenage singer and the lyrics were about a little girl giving blowjobs. French culture revolves around pedophilia

No. 2251462

>>2251457
>pre walled men
They'd rather fuck a 12 year old, sorry anon.

No. 2251464

>>2251462
you just said they have a huge culture of fucking younger men?
>>French women have a huge culture of fucking teenage boys to take their virginity, it’s like the milf/bored housewife trope and it’s very very common.
could it just be that you're an insane sperg having a tantrum making up things?

No. 2251467

>>2251457
You’re attracted to 13 year old boys? Ew! You’ll fit right in anywhere in Europe

No. 2251468

>>2251464
>everyone replying to me is the same person!
Take your meds pretty please.

No. 2251471

>>2251461
>Serge Gainsbourg raped his daughter
Holy shit, source? All I could find was his creepy pedo music video.

No. 2251472

>>2251464
No, not when I’ve heard the same thing from many French people. Men cheat on their wives with little teenage girls and the wives cheat back with teenage boys

No. 2251473

>>2251468
>>2251467
i don't know what to believe anymore. all the facts over feelings in this thread is confusing. i just want young french men, now you're telling me they don't get fucked by older women. which is it?

No. 2251476

>>2251472
awesome, so i get the pre-walled men? this is only a good thing.

No. 2251484

>>2251473
You’re talking to multiple people

No. 2251489

>>2251484
NTA but can you go talk to the voices in your head instead of shitting up the thread with your boring bait?

No. 2251491

>>2251484
but that anon is super duper 1000% sure based on fact that women get young men in france. you're saying the opposite now? i really need to know the truth!

No. 2251492

>>2251489
Nta but what was the bait… anon was right.

No. 2251494

French people are fucking hideous.

No. 2251495

This is gonna get buried in this insanity but maybe it's for the better. Recorded myself singing Vogel Im Käfig from AOT and I'm too nervous to listen to it, I'll probably cringe at my voice like I always do. Doesn't help that my phone microphone doesn't even pick my voice correctly, that my 2 bully siblings get weirded out by hearing my voice recorded and say it sounds NOTHING like my irl voice. Why must my vocal frequencies exist on this alien plane where technology can't pick it? Lmao

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>>2251494
Let's compare presidents. Only one of these two has raped several women btw.

No. 2251502

>>2251489
What bait?
>>2251491
No, I’m the one who said French women are pesos who go after minors just like the men do, because French culture revolves around pedophilia

No. 2251504

>>2251500
If you think he hasn’t raped anyone before, you’re slow

No. 2251505

>>2251502
okay i'm definitely going to france then. you've made a pretty good case for it.

No. 2251506

>>2251502
Stop responding to the low IQ tards.

No. 2251507

>>2251504
If you think your father and every male relative you have hasn't raped before, you're slow. But all your male relatives are also ugly as fuck like Trump so it was extra traumatizing for victims.

No. 2251509

>>2251495
Samefag, ok I listened to it. Way too quiet, breathy and shaky but in my defense, I had like 1 kg of food right before it and had an ife cold brew while singing so I was out of breath lol. It sounded way louder in real time while I was recording.

No. 2251510

I'm sick and I'm forcing my boyfriend to drive me around and buy me food kek. Not really forcing because he'll do it anyway but I like to annoy the shit out of him, we have fun.

No. 2251511

why can't _______ stay in their containment general? not saying their name in case i summon one.(report and move on)

No. 2251513

>>2251511
they have to remind us all how great their country is of course! i just wish they could fuck pre-walled men like france can. then they would be flawless.(baiting/not mundane)

No. 2251517

>>2251511
muh star spangled patriotism

No. 2251518

>>2251507
Why are you so defensive over a politician? I don’t think you want to bring up male family members and rape, considering how common incest and inbreeding is in Europe kek

No. 2251521

>>2251507
>If you think your father and every male relative you have hasn't raped before, you're slow.
This would only make sense if you were talking to a fellow euroshit.

No. 2251526

>>2251511
Tbh I think that mentioning them outside their thread should be bannable because that's still inviting them over. it's literally the whole reason why this fight started

No. 2251527

Sometimes I just put Andrea Dworkin's speeches on the background as I go about my day. I don't always pay attention to it. But something about her voice, accent, intonation, emotions get me. Say what you want about her, but I just love the way she talks

No. 2251528

>>2251511
Read >>2251274 and >>2251178, if euromutts weren’t so loudly wrong, dumb and ignorant than we wouldn’t have to correct them so often

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No. 2251530

>>2251528
fuck off you are so annoying. did you finally catch on that we're talking about you?

No. 2251531

>>2251527
Are you excited for her reprints coming out next year? I don't know if I want to pre-order them and spend all that money right now or if I want to wait until they're out but I'm scared they'll be bought up really fast.

No. 2251537

>>2251529
And in European countries incest is so normalized that dumb pregnant euro women don’t seek abortions for incest, because they’re inbred themselves and have been sleeping with their brothers, cousins, uncles and father their entire sad lives, same as all the other inbred women they know

No. 2251539

>>2251529
Wow I didn't know incest was so widely accepted in America.

No. 2251540

>>2251530
Aww are your feelings hurt after learning new information(not mundane)

No. 2251543

>>2251539
It’s uncommon in America so conservative lawmakers don’t care about it for some reason, unlike Europe where it’s so common that people don’t view it as wrong

No. 2251546

>>2251537
this is just not true at all
whatever helps you cope i guess(not mundane)

No. 2251550

>>2251531
Yes nona, I can't wait. I think you should pre-order at least one just in case.

No. 2251555

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>>2251543
Actually I just looked it up and it's very common?

No. 2251557

>>2251544
Eurotards are not very resilient people, are they? Everytime I see a euro get their ass destroyed by an American on here, they limp away with a loaded diap.(infighting/not mundane)

No. 2251563

>>2251557
All I've seen is shitflinging and outlandish stories. Your life is not gonna be very resilient soon when the Republicans turn you into a slave for those handsome American men. Have fun.(not mundane)

No. 2251577

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Aww she's crying for backup now. What happened to that resilience?

No. 2251578

>>2251557
Kek I know
>>2251544
>>2251563
If it happens to us it will happen to you next, inbred dick worshipping handmaiden

No. 2251580

>>2251577
Ew I can tell you’re fugly by how you type

No. 2251582

lol burgers incoming

No. 2251583

>>2251577
Aw, poor anon, she's acting like a kicked puppy.

No. 2251584

>>2251577
"Europeans" are acting ugly after all that hatred and misogyny she said until now in the name of… defending her country? LOL

No. 2251587

>>2251577
I cannot stress enough that you are corresponding with multiple people. Euro learning disability.

No. 2251589

>>2251584
the american patriotism brainrot is real.

No. 2251593

SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS! NONE OF THIS IS MUNDANE.

No. 2251594

The eurofags straight up dunking on the burgerfats has to be the greatest thing I’ve ever seen today kekkk. I’m a burgerfat and I don’t know why we think we are the center of the world, the world keeps on spinning even if America turns to shit.

No. 2251595

>>2251593
Mmm, disagree. Europeans soiling themselves loudly and crying on lolcor is a very mundane occurrence. A cliche, even. We're watching mundane shit unfold before our very eyes.

No. 2251596

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I love holiday gimmick flavors. I just had a bowl of pumpkin frosted mini wheats. Pretty good.

No. 2251597

>>2251595
i just found this footage of you shitting yourself though? men are not allowed on lolcow btw(scrotefoiling/not mundane)

No. 2251599

>>2251594
weren't the euros the ones claiming that american shit effects their countries too and randomly summoning them? idk what's going on anymore

No. 2251601

>>2251594
>I’m a burgerfat and I don’t know why we think we are the center of the world
Troon-like inability to pass, EuroHon. Pedocum-encrusted eurohands typed this post and it shows.

No. 2251603

>>2251597
KEKKKK he puts the shart in amerishart(infighting/not mundane)

No. 2251604

>>2251599
They were, they can't make up their mind.(not a chatroom)

No. 2251605

>>2251601
Nta, but cope and seethe.(infighting/not mundane)

No. 2251606

>>2251589
Where was the patriotism?
>>2251584
What misogyny? Acknowledging that Europeans are inbred isn’t misogyny anon >>2251594
You think you’re slick don’t you. Eurodivergents didn’t “dunk on” anyone today

No. 2251608

Kamala wouldn't have been able to do anything about the abortion issue. Why don't amerilards know anything about their own politics? You all voted blindly, and had she won it would have been only the troons and pornsick scrotes winning anyway.(baiting/not mundane)

No. 2251609

>>2251597
POOP
IS
COMING
OUT
OF
YOUR
ASSHOLE

No. 2251611

>>2251606
I'm Australian. Not European. I don't have any cards in this. I think the Europoors won this one over the Burgerfats bigly. Plus I can tell by your hysterical typing style that you're the same anon that wrote 90% of the posts defending burgers; most of your posts were just straight up lies, sensationalism, propaganda. Might work in your own country but not here.

No. 2251612

Europe will be razed to the ground in WWIII btw.(baiting/not mundane)

No. 2251613

>>2251608
>troons and pornsick scrotes
These two species are native to the European continent, where they roam free in their natural habitat, their shitwounds and rapebrothels provided by taxpayer eurobux.(baiting/not mundane)

No. 2251614

>>2251596
the aldi pumpkin spice waffles are so damn good but they got recalled for listeria. Glad I ate a box before they pulled them all lol

No. 2251615

>>2251608
Shhh let the bots continue their M. Night Kermala psyop. They’re all single-issue voters anyways, who cares if the economy would go to shit? You have access to abortions to prevent rapes which none of these women don’t want to ever come up to a solution to, it’s almost grim when you realize they think rape can never be solved. They don’t want to solve the conditions that make women impregnated and needing abortions, it’s just a way to fuck every other American because fuck other poors, I need to fuck scrotes and then get shocked when fucking them resorts in disease, death and pregnancy!(polisperging/not mundane)

No. 2251616

>>2251612
Oh fucking please no they won’t kek

No. 2251617

>>2251613
yawn
you have a mental illness

No. 2251618

>>2251611
> most of your posts were just straight up lies, sensationalism, propaganda
Where? You can look up everything I said to see that I’m right

No. 2251619

>>2251613
Those two species are native to the burgerfat region, one or two of them belongs to a burgerfat woman and she writes up excuses for him the vent thread. You’re surrounded by ugly, balding bloating scrotes that look like the Koolaid man and eurofag men look like eldritch beings, nobody is winning here (except for the eurofags who aren’t bitching about an election)

No. 2251620

>>2251612
Let’s hope so

No. 2251622

>>2251619
Cross dressing has been common among degenerate euromutt males for thousands of years

No. 2251623

>>2251563
Ew wtf

No. 2251624

Is it bad that it makes me horny when Burgers and Euros fight? It reminds me of my roleplay days

No. 2251625

>>2251619
Your post is a much more rambling and assblasted inversion of mine, I give it a 4/10 and hope you'll be coming up with some funnier material soon.

No. 2251627

>>2251451
This graph is only for the state of Georgia

No. 2251628

>>2251618
I did look up a bunch of the stuff you said actually, and it was all false. At least what I was able to verify, half the stuff you posted was so fictitious and blatant trolling there wasn't even quantitative data on it. Anyway burgers can rot in hell.

No. 2251630

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>>2251624
The yaoi energy is palpable, I start touching myself whenever it happens tbh

No. 2251631

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>>2251615
Stop gargling his dick and balls so hard

No. 2251633

>>2251628
What was? If it was false then you would be able to state what it was and post proof, but you can’t because I was correct

No. 2251634

File: 1731113475968.jpg (107.82 KB, 890x606, lul.jpg)

>itt

No. 2251636

>>2251630
Well it’s about to become snuff.

No. 2251637

>>2251636
I touch myself to snuff too.

No. 2251638

>>2251631
Why are you explaining what you do on a daily basis. I don’t suck balls and worship them, you do and justify it has “human nature” do you agree with scrotes that it’s in your nature to be subjugated by men? Hmmm

No. 2251639

>>2251637
Of course you do you’re European

No. 2251640

>>2251638
I have never done that before actually

No. 2251641

File: 1731113666013.jpg (109.34 KB, 452x798, 1512939046731.jpg)

Amerilards calling yuropoors mutts when they all look like this is funny.(racebaiting/not mundane)

No. 2251643

>>2251630
I want a hawt Burger nonnie to enact some yuri with me. I like it when they bully us

No. 2251645

>>2251639
kekkkk

No. 2251647

>Yuropoors are /pol/fag racists
Color me surprised.

No. 2251648

>>2251641
As I stated upthread, euroshits will not be beating the allegations.

No. 2251649

File: 1731113781490.jpg (103.16 KB, 1080x1323, proof.jpg)

ChatGPT confirmed it.

No. 2251650

>>2251641
That’s mostly what’s shitting up the Amerifag thread who aren’t even documented citizens. They all look like mashed up Ice Spice clones, it’s so disgusting.

No. 2251651

>>2251647
I'm European but I hate mainland Europeans, they scare me

No. 2251653


No. 2251655

>>2251641
Mask off!
>>2251628
You’re not going to answer?

No. 2251657

>>2251649
>Yuropoor can't make arguments without AI helping it

No. 2251658

File: 1731114003875.jpg (117.49 KB, 800x650, 1372377149127.jpg)

>muh racism
>muh mask off
The election threads were full of posts shitting on native americans, latinos and arabs kekkk.

No. 2251660

w-what's going on guys.. please s-stop fighting! can't we al just get along?
>>2251175
kek this is going to be me i barely talk to anyone besides my mom

No. 2251661

>>2251658
No it wasn’t

No. 2251662

>>2251657
Kek Eurodivergents are beyond help

No. 2251663

>>2251658
Eurofags are obsessed with death children while burgerfats are obsessed with fascism

No. 2251664

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>>2251649
lmao we win. but we already knew that. burgers start dissolving the moment you talk about how ugly and brown their country is while simultaneously blaming the results of their election on… ugly brown people. they have brain damage.(racebaiting/not mundane)

No. 2251665

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this feels like a really bad alternate universe version of the bunker threads but it’s just a bunch of countryfag threads fighting each other like a virtual world war

No. 2251667

>>2251649
even their own AI is abandoning them. pathetic

No. 2251668

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>>2251660
>can't we al just get along?
Yeah, bend over.(not mundane)

No. 2251670

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Should American women really be concerned about rape abortions when everyone is too fat to get off their motorized wheelchairs?(not mundane)

No. 2251671

>>2251670
im not gonna lie im not concerned about rape because im not rapable(not mundane)

No. 2251675

>>2251615
nta but why not solve both? why must it be one or the other?
>who cares if the economy would go to shit?
isn't trump raising prices also ruining the economy(not mundane)

No. 2251685

>>2251670
Yeah having 350 lbs of sweaty amerifat pinning me down sounds like vomit-inducing hell and hard to get out of being under so. Plus roofies exist(baiting/not mundane)

No. 2251690

…so anyway, i've been sick but i'm getting over it and i'm about to start crocheting a new blanket.

No. 2251695

went to the mall today and now im going to a hockey game

No. 2251696

turns out I don't hate brushing my teeth, I just hate medium-soft toothbrushes and mint

No. 2251700

I forgot about my tofu in the fridge and it grew bright purple mold. It was kind of pretty but smelled bad

No. 2251704

I'm on the second floor and a bright lime green tree frog just jumped against the window. It was so cute.

No. 2251711

>>2251609
PICOOYA

No. 2251718

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yet another day my dysmorphia makes me start crying for no reason at random times

No. 2251721

>>2251718
Have you tried being happy and loving life?

No. 2251765

File: 1731119301391.jpg (36.29 KB, 735x401, 1000018012.jpg)

>>2251248
So basically, Europeans are bitter when Americans don't pay attention to them. Like some kind of tsundre?(baiting/not mundane)

No. 2251856

>>2251765
WHY CANT WE BE FRIEEEENNNDSSSSSS I'm not american or european I just want to see women join forces in all aspects of life regardless of geography

No. 2251879

>>2251721
I tried but everyone is acting like a bitter piece of shit and it's hard not to absorb it

No. 2251880

I'm so happy with how productive I was today, despite not getting enough sleep and having to rely on a homemade ice cold brew and dark chocolate bar to wake me up. I fed my family, tidied up my bedroom, worked on my uni projects, chatted with friends, worked on some crafts, browsed some nice fan art of stuff I like, and now I'm trying to find the perfect fan art of a character to order a custom button of him, and I'm choosing between either a fan art or something official, but the official stuff are kinda ugly.

No. 2251894

>>2251011
show this map to a Indian scrote that you know is an IITard to get him to kill himself instantly.

No. 2251895

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I just wanted to shake some trees and collect wasps to sell to Reese for more bells, and fucking Jay decided to walk onto the fallen wasp nest, which made me hit him with my net instead of catching the fucking wasp in time. I got stung because of Jay's fully faggot roidpig ass. Fuck you, you bird bitch.

No. 2251897

>>2251175
i have the opposite thing where my father just tries to invite himself into plans and deinvites anyone else, like, a Hello Kitty exhibition i want to go to with a friend? oh why can't you just go with me? going out to a artsy neighbourhood with a school friend? just go with me, college trip to a state we've been to before but in a diff location? i've already taken you there, what is there to see? and this happens every time kekek

No. 2251913

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Woke up the other day and felt my lips kinda weird, like when you get anesthesia. Ignored cus maybe I am just imagining things, thought I'd sleep it off and it'd go away, it is how it always goes when something new happens to my body.
But it didn't go away, it's been like 5 days and I noticed when brushing my teeth my face looks slightly asymmetrical, it is not really noticeable if I am not being too expressive which I usually am not but the fact that I can't properly hold water in my mouth while brushing my teeth when that wasn't the case before is making me nervous. Not only my face looks different, it feels like half of it is constrained or weaker somehow but it's so subtle I keep thinking "no, you are imagining things" especially since no one in my family noticed anything. The hell is going on? I feel like I am going mad. Plus there is this weird ass taste in my mouth, I dunno how to explain what it tastes like but it's weird and it's like I burned my tongue but I don't remember burning it.
I don't think there are too many bad things about getting old, there is actually 1 bad thing and it's not knowing what the hell your body might be pulling on you tomorrow. Fuck this shit, I am too young to be dealing with these kind of surprises.

No. 2251917

>>2251856
i'm the same as you nonnie, phalloids are the enemy, the Euro politics sperg may brag about the state of her continent but American scrotes are bragging about ruining women's lives.

No. 2251918

I got new a Hello Kitty phone case

No. 2251919

i had a dream and i don't remember most of it but there was a part where my lower left front tooth was loose and it felt so real bc i got a tinge of pain from touching it too.

No. 2251920

>>2251918
nice nonnie, what kind of phone do you have? finding phone cases for a samsung is so hard for me.

No. 2251922

>>2251920
Nta but there are a lot of cute samsung cases on aliexpress.

No. 2251927

>>2251922
nonnie, i wish, India bans literally anything related to China, Enstars is unavailable bc Happy Elements is Chinese kek, this cute anime boy game is a threat to our national security.

No. 2251931

>>2251927
Nta, have you tried Amazon then? And similar websites.

No. 2251938

>No VPN’s until the chatroom tier posting is over
But that’s what mundane shit is for?

No. 2251940

>>2251913
that sounds like bell’s palsy anon. you should go to a doctor

No. 2251954

I was in a discord VC and at first everyone was nice to me and I was surprised by all the talented artists. Like I could never draw like them in 100 years. But I have more followers than them because I enjoy doing animation memes and drawing for fandoms because of the autism. I post daily, all the good stuff.

Then they saw my socials in my discord profiles. They tore me apart. Saying it doesn't count, I'm not a real artist, I'll never do professional industry stuff like them. I was kinda dissapointed? Numbers don't matter in terms of skill, I know that. More like it's social media? If you make content for fandoms that are popular. yuh you're gunna get a following? Espicially if you lewd it up. Like fuck. Sorry you worked on an animation for 6 months only for it to get 50 likes.

No. 2252005

>>2251918
anyone with hello kitty merchandise is a red flag to me

No. 2252012

>>2252005
>omg this woman thing is a red flag
scroteish thinking

No. 2252013

>>2252012
nayrt but I get her, bpd demons need to be avoided and they love sanrio merch

No. 2252016

>>2251954
how unprofessional, wow.

No. 2252024

>>2252016
They're animators who draw things for Meat Cayon and Alan Becker too
The saltiest men you'll ever meet. I was so excited to stream with them too

No. 2252026

>>2252024
If it makes you feel any better I don’t consider their artwork good. They play off the disgusting SpongeBob frame humor. Not exactly high brow stuff either.

No. 2252036

>>2252026
They draw better than the guys they work for. But I agree, MeatCanyon's art isn't appealing and even he knows that. At least he has some creativity and can grab a following.

I would NEVER want to work an "industry" job and work below someone like Meat Canyon and still get no money or following. Seems like such a scam to depend on others for your success.

No. 2252046

File: 1731136288900.jpg (9.03 KB, 256x256, angy.jpg)

i don't know why but i've begin making unfunny mental parodies of I Write Sins Not Tragedies lately, one being my classmates asking me to essentially spoonfeed them about classwork, for example HAVEN'T YOU PEOPLE EVER HEARD OF checking the fucking whatsapp group dedicated to our assignments NO, IT'S MUCH BETTER TO bother the fucking person that's not the class rep.

No. 2252054

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>>2251954
what is it about people with experience just becoming bitter jackasses, maybe that corny facebook meme about child small brain and adult small heart has more truth to it than i once thought

No. 2252062

>>2252054
Seems like it
They all seem to have this idea that doing "professional" stuff will get them famous. But who will ever know "background artist #3"
They are bitter.

No. 2252116

Two of my close friends who are sisters came over last night, one of them was the golden child in the family which means she is a bit out of touch with a lot of things and occasionally have these moments where she forgets she isn't the main character - something she is aware of but isn't particularly too bothered about. Personally I find it one of her cuter traits since despite those moments being a bit awkward or cringey at times it's very inoffensive.
At one point during the night she had to go wash her hands, her sister and I were in the middle of the conversation when I heard that she was singing from the bathroom. At first I felt it was nice that she felt comfortable enough in my home to be singing to herself while doing something mundane, but she was taking her sweet time while washing her hands and kept singing louder and louder when no one was acknowledging her and we just kept on talking kek (she is not a bad singer, quite average really, I'm personally just super awkward when it comes to people's impromptu singing no matter their skills and I guess her sister is just kinda used to it).
It was a bit awkward at the time, but looking back it's a bit funny. I also love that she is such an elegant lady, so she moves on from cringey or awkward situations quickly with ease.

No. 2252151

There are two types of people in the world. People who pee in the shower and fucking liars

No. 2252171

File: 1731152818076.mp4 (1.82 MB, 1280x720, I CHIME IN-.mp4)

>>2252046
im cackling at the mental image of an ai chatbot reading in between the singing so i remade it

No. 2252187

>>2252151
i truly, genuinely from the bottom of my soles, don't pee in the shower. some of the other people i live with do though and it always reeks in there when they're done.

No. 2252196

>>2252187
Normal people who pee in the shower wash it with water and a little soap or body wash that flows. When I do I'm always scared of it reeking. Yell at them about this kek

No. 2252199

A random woman shared candies with me on the train today. I don't know her name but I hope she is doing well

No. 2252227

File: 1731158528881.jpg (69.98 KB, 326x450, coololdlady.jpg)

>>2252199
This is the female solidarity I love to see. brb stuffing my purse with extra Werther's.

No. 2252235

>>2252171
ayrt TOPKEKE NONNIE

No. 2252315

Someone in their car is listening to What Is Love at full volume.

No. 2252320

>>2251262
Back to report that luckily, U.N. Owen wasn't her.

No. 2252343

>>2251895
Kekkk ily nonnie

No. 2252407

>>2251940
I'm afraid of going to the doctor and have them not believe me since it's so subtle and send me away.
It's a wait between it solving itself or getting undeniably worse unfortunately.

No. 2252477

I miss her, I miss my girlfriend so bad. I miss smelling her. I love how she smells. Every time we see each other she takes a huge sniff of my neck, it's so cute. I call her my cat.

No. 2252498

I woke up in a terrible mood and I think I'm going to make it everyone's problem today

No. 2252500

File: 1731172857661.gif (1.48 MB, 365x263, tumblr_of4gf9uLKE1sxm49so1_400…)

I wish there was a Nirvana/Smashing Pumpkins/Hole/Foo Fighters thread to discuss ancient 90s milk. Main cows would be of course Kurt Cobain, Courtney Love and Billy Corgan. David Grohl and D'arcy Wretzky would be secondary cows and even the women from contemporary grunge bands like Babes in Toyland or random artists that have beef with CLove like Gwen Stefani could be discussed. If only I was invested enough on this topic and had the time/skills to find all that ancient milk. I really want to know about how is D'arcy these days.

No. 2252593

>>2252500
There was some in depth discussion about Courtney, Kurt, Kathleen Hannah etc many years back. It might still be around if you want to reread it, I remember there were lots of screencaps from anti-courtney tumblrs. I think it was in an alt cows thread on /snow/ but it was literally more than 5 years ago

No. 2252649

>>2252593
I'll check it out tonight, thanks anon

No. 2252659

File: 1731179489573.jpg (62.77 KB, 637x634, 7bc8a0e9e98ee8fa3c61946f0ae085…)

OH FUCK YEAH INTERNET ARCHIVE IS ACTUALLY WORKING AGAIN. How long do you think it would take me to download 3,000 individual audio files? I can't go through that again, I was genuinely heart broken.

No. 2252676

I haven't been on lc for months and now I'm back. Should I stay here with you nonnas ? Or should I go back to touching grass alone

No. 2252697

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>>2252676
no stay with us nonny

No. 2252709

A webcomic artist I like made a comic strip related to being in her 30's, and it suddenly hit me that I've been reading her comics since we were both in high school. She and her dumb video game comic strips have been sort of comfort thing for me through all these years, and I didn't pick up how much it means to me that she is still being at it as her hobby.
Been pondering on sending her an email about it, I've been following her for practically half my life at this point without really thinking about it. But idk what I would write without sounding like a weirdo.

No. 2252713

>>2252659
I haven’t seen an image like this since 2017.

No. 2252718

>>2252676
The last digit of the post decides.
Evens you stay
Odds you leave.

No. 2252729

>>2252718
Rolling because fuck it

No. 2252828

I miss old-school forums so fucking much. I have so many images I have more or less instinctively saved because they would make great avatars or signatures, but nowhere to use them.

No. 2252886

I have the house to myself this weekend so I made eggs and pancakes and have been watching history_with_amy on instagram. Almost all of her posts are about women in history, it's very cozy today. Wishing for rain to make it even better.

No. 2252893

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i love when i order shit online and then it actually gets here

No. 2252921

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I need to work on my assignment but the desire to ignore it and just watch trash tv instead is strong

No. 2253013

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When I stared driving I got a really cheap car because I knew I would crash it and didn't want to waste money. I told myself if I made it a year after getting my license without a crash I would get something nicer (within my budget). Well guess which Intial-Donnie blasted eurobeat all the way back from the car dealership today.

No. 2253220

Bought an indoor basil plant months ago and now it's as big as a small tree. Also planted a little oregano and now it's becoming an invasive pest in the garden that I cannot control. I love it.

No. 2253278

>>2253220
kek lucky! I planted mint hoping, oh no, it would go everywhere… but it didn't it died really quickly somehow. I'd kill for a damn basil tree! well done

No. 2253352

Used to be bad at art and music, blamed it on not having a tablet or stylus or production software. Nope, I just didn't have the right mindset and willpower. A bad worker always blames her tools!

No. 2253367

I want rainbow hair so bad I don’t care if it makes me look like a genderspecial its so pretty

No. 2253374

>>2253013
What’s you get???

No. 2253387

File: 1731209198360.jpg (129.58 KB, 700x933, 1000018755.jpg)

Okay look. I'm gonna need my fellow Americans to stop spelling their kids' names in the most retarded way imaginable, or stop coming up with names that are meant to be spelt retarded. I had to help set up a profile for a woman named "Gwyndolynn". Motherfucking "Gwyndolynn". Jesus fucking Christ, what a horrible spelling for a name that sounds so normal.

No. 2253391

>>2253387
??? isn’t that the original spelling??

No. 2253393

>>2253391
It's still so fucking ugly. That's just horrible design.

No. 2253663

My boyfriend needs to update his credit card for YouTube premium since I use his account on our tv but I can't get a hold him since he's out of town for work. I haven't experienced YouTube ads in like two years, this sucks ass lol. I wonder if I can sign up for a free trial

No. 2253707

After going to the gym for a few months I can finally open pickle jars by myself without using a jar opener. Now I truly do not need moids in my life anymore.

No. 2253747

>>2253374
An Audi A7 (not new I'm not rich kek). It's a big upgrade from my little Nissan Micra. I'll miss her though.

No. 2253752

>>2253663
Just use Brave.

No. 2253785

>>2253752
I wanna watch on my TV though

No. 2253801

My favorite fic got updated today. I have 10k words to read, gonna prepare a good cup of tea and get to it!

No. 2253809

I love listening to a song I like until I get physically sick of it. Music is good

No. 2253822

I went to the restaurant with my friends yesterday and a lady near our table smiled at me when our eyes met briefly. I love it when people, especially women and children, smile at me kek , makes me feel sweet.

No. 2253823

>>2253809
Me too nonna, I end up always listening to the same music months on end. I’m really a creature of habit.
But I want to listen to more artist! Do you have any recommendations?

No. 2253825

File: 1731239548321.jpeg (91.2 KB, 640x368, IMG_0111.jpeg)

>>2253747
Nonna you’re still rich even if you bought it second hand kek. Congrats and drive safely! That’s a sexy car by the way.

No. 2253829

>>2253825
ntayrt but what the fuck, i see what you mean, i wish cool cars were advertised with a handsome beside it meant to personify it like a rl gijinka

No. 2253830

>>2253829
I like to personify things usually my bad. I’d say that it’s a pretty sleek and elegant car, that better?

No. 2253832

File: 1731240050994.jpeg (187.36 KB, 554x640, IMG_0112.jpeg)

>>2253829
Sexy is neutral though. Like take this car for example , it’s really cute, I wouldn’t call it sexy.

No. 2253846

>>2253822
You must be pretty nonna

No. 2254167

im eating soup and its good !
accidentally posted this in contessions lol

No. 2254182

Enjoying a Guinness, a vape and a cat purring in my lap
Tomorrow is the armistice holiday, I love extended weekends

No. 2254242

File: 1731262820374.gif (1.52 MB, 400x200, 200.gif)

>made a post about my friend saying that she's a lesbian to me and how i don't believe her
>anons say im being a jerk and that i'm wrong
>said friend is now writing love poems about a scrote

No. 2254258

I've been binging like never before today, and I have no regrets. I finally managed to sleep a full night AND take a power nap today, so I'm giving myself this.

No. 2254358

>>2254258
My toilet and I have discussed, and have agreed today’s binging was a bad idea after all

No. 2254843

File: 1731284224064.jpg (53.23 KB, 600x693, 1624829520593.jpg)

This statue looks so much like Jenna Marbles' boyfriend Julian, whom I hated.

No. 2254928

File: 1731286748707.jpg (147.62 KB, 735x729, 1000000031.jpg)

Just did stiletto nails on myself. They're so sharp! I feel cool and dangerous like i could poke someone's eye out. They're very vampiric. Picrel not my nails of course.

No. 2254937

>>2254843
Are they still together?

No. 2254955

File: 1731288249192.gif (4.09 MB, 480x266, jennawhyyy.gif)

>>2254937
They got married a few years ago.

No. 2254960

>>2254955
Damn. I knew he was with her to ride her fame. I miss Jenna marbles, and I hope she truly is living her best life. She is such an early youtube era memory

No. 2254980

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My mom and I were watching Boston Legal and we were talking about how James Spader is ugly and bald now. I showed her this pic and she said when he was young he looked like Princess Diana lol

No. 2255018

>>2254980
As a bisexual, Diana is nowhere near as hot as young James, in fact, she's ugly while he's pretty
Your mom just has haircut myopia

No. 2255022

>>2255018
We are diametrically opposed in opinions nonna, I think Princess Di is infinitely hotter than even young Spader but I respect it. My mom just perceives all white people as looking the same though kek

No. 2255025

I miss being a kid listening to edgy songs and feeling like a supervillain yandere emo queen. Happiest times

No. 2255045

>>2254980
Men hit the wall so hard. I almost never see a moid look as good as their younger self, meanwhile women usually look fine, as long as they dont go the ps/filler route.

No. 2255049

>>2255018
Spader look like Trump, Diana is beautiful. Only similarity is hair color and cut.

No. 2255053

>>2255022
See, I cannot respect the opinion of anyone who thinks Diana is hot
She's just objectively unattractive and nobody would look twice at her if she didn't have a royal title

No. 2255058

>>2255053
She’s not ‘hot’, she’s pretty. James Spader is neither.

No. 2255064

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Jesus Christ there's a pimple INSIDE of my ear canal. It hurts s bad. I'm really meticulous about cleaning both my ears and my headphones, idk how this happened. God just hates me ig

No. 2255083

>>2255064
If you overclean you could cause more irritation and get one of those painful cystlike pimples

No. 2255103

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A random nonna once said that dresses with sneakers look stupid, but that jeans with heels look cute. At first, I disagreed but now I can't unsee it. Jeans and heels do look cute together.

No. 2255117

>>2255103
Every time I see heels though, I think, I'd rather be wearing something comfortable and not restraining. I hate stilettos, but chucky heels are okay

No. 2255120

>>2255058
She's neither hot nor pretty, she's an uggo styled with a lot of money
James Spader used to be extremely pretty and still has a hot voice
They are not even comparable, the first attracts with artificially with money, styling and title, the second attracts naturally with looks, talent and sex appeal

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>>2255120
James Spader is Great Value Christoph Waltz. After comparing the two I just can’t get the Spader hype. At least Christoph aged well for his age. Probably because of that bigass jaw.

No. 2255159

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>>2254242
she was talking about an FTM
>picrel: nonnas laughing at me

No. 2255164

>>2255018
>princess diana is ugly while james spader is hot
you win most unbased anon in this thread

No. 2255167

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i love delicious yummy diet drinks so muchh i swear half my blood is diet pepsi and monster energy i'm enjoying a diet dr. pepper right now ♥

No. 2255169

>>2255103
jesus, are those not fetish heels? the arch looks painful

No. 2255177

>>2255120
check your eyes
>>2255159
KEKKKK nona……

No. 2255198

>>2255169
I know, right? I don’t know how someone can look at a torture device and find it cute.

No. 2255204

>>2255167
I wonder if people who post this meme know the song it's from

No. 2255225

>>2255204
All she wanted was a Pepsi.

No. 2255397

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>finished my first big assignment on time and not in a panic
>other big assignment’s due date was changed so now I have three extra days
>Found a new manga to read in bed tonight
>I get to sleep in tomorrow
>Going to get a takeout tomorrow after grocery shopping as a treat
It’s the little things in life nonnies

No. 2255631

My sister wants Chappell Roan's vinyl for Christmas and I can't top thinking about the infights about her here.

No. 2255684

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Someone left a comment on my old Youtube video. It's so old it was before Google bought Youtube. I think it might be a bot but I wonder how they found it. Who are you and why are you commenting on my video stranger?

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>>2255204
>>2255225
My Pepsi tastes like a kitty

No. 2255790

I feel so guilty because I bought some weed gummies, shared them with a friend and she's had terrible drawbacks, she spent the entire morning throwing up and now she's been sleeping for the past two hours (after sleeping for like 13 hours last night), meanwhile I feel like usual.

No. 2255794

>>2255790
Edibles are really powerful and not a good idea for someone who isn't used to weed. For some reason I noticed gummies also feel more like synthetic weed to me (so bad) because I had a good time with some home baked brownies. Don't worry anon, your friend will be ok.

No. 2255818

I LOVE VEGETABLES!!! I am eating courgette, carrot, edamame, broccoli and lentils in my dinner tonight it makes me so happy to do so.

No. 2255924

Just devoured some food from my home country that is really hard to get where i live now. Pretty happy about that!

No. 2255965

>>2255684
Did it sound like a bot? What sort of comment did they leave?

No. 2255987

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Started my internship at a web agency today, I've been really looking forward to it but also been really nervous. Honestly, I couldn't have landed a better internship! They welcomed me this morning with a bouquet, saying they are really looking forward to having me there. There are a lot of women working there and my mentors will be two women! They also bought me lunch and apparently anyone that want to/have time is free to play mario kart on their nintodo switch during the afternoon in the "game room" (I also spotted a ps4 in there). Every monday they have a morning meeting where everyone gets free breakfast, and they have a snack cabinet with fruits, teas, snacks, granola and soda where you can take as much as you need to refuel in the afternoon. How are companies like this even real?
and no trannies in sight, not even a stereotypical enby

No. 2256215

>>2255965
It just said "Nice!". The profile is empty but I can see it was created in 2014. 2 subs as well.

No. 2256284

>>2255987
Congrats nonnie! I'm in fintech and the industry is bananas right now so you must've really impressed them to get the internship.

No. 2256286

i'm playing half life on easy difficulty and it's still beating my ass

No. 2256308

>>2256284
idk how I landed this, since tbh I'm a pretty weak programmer. But I think it's possibly part because they want more women in the tech team, I'm a very friendly person and I simply was very adamant about getting an internship there because I got a GREAT gut feeling about them (which turned out to be right kek).
What's also great about them is that they 100% get that this internship is part of my education and that I'm there to learn, so they're not putting a lot of pressure on me and are taking things very step by step.

No. 2256363

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>>2256308
Social skills are an important part of programming. You can't pull stuff like picrel and get away with it. There's no point in writing something that no-one can understand and iterate on. It's a really collaborative field now. Don't self yourself short.
>100% get that this internship is part of my education
That's good, when I interned it felt like I was just a cheaper employee doing nothing work.
If your company has a WLN join it. I learned a tonne from that.

No. 2256555

I painted my nails for the first time since i was a kid. I choose teal because it matches with my new crocs.

No. 2256569

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I doubledashed today.

No. 2256572

>>2256569
Whats double dashing

No. 2256573

>>2256572
If you order something on doordash it'll give you like 10 minutes to add an additional order from nearby restaurants at no deliver fee.

No. 2256581

>start new corpo job last week
>trying to make good impression on manager because im probably underqualified lol
>miss important email asking if i have bandwidth for short notice task by 2 hours and only catch it when wrapping up for the day
shoot me nonnas

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>>2256573
Girl…

No. 2256622

>>2256583
I'm crazy I know. Forgive me?…

No. 2256628

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I GOT RID OF THAT FUCKING TONSIL STONE!! I'M FREE I'M FREE ANONS LETS GOOOO

No. 2256729

I'm so happy to be writing again even if it's shit. It's been years since I last committed to something proper.

No. 2256740

>>2256583
Kek wtf. I thought this would be a response to someone saying Nikocado was hot or something. Made me laugh though.

No. 2256752

watching someone play the new life is strange, theres a "transphobia warning" in the settings to warn you of transphobia before the game starts (kek) and I was wondering, "Who is trans?"
The Max goes to the library and it's a woman's head on a thick ass neck, with the deepest moid voice, I was like "oh theres the transgender"

No. 2256759

i think i might have terminal moidbrain because i set some slo-mo football (american) footage to the beginning of Rush - Tom Sawyer and i was like yeah….this is the shit…..

No. 2256793

My yesstyle package has been in my state for 2 freaking days. What's the big hold up??????

No. 2256796

>>2256752
Do characters misgender him and call him a faggot or something? Why would there be a need for "transphobia warnings"? Kek

No. 2256865

I downloaded tiktok and i don't understand the hype. I only really like it for cooking videos and pet videos so far, but nothing else. I don't really give a fuck about the videos where it's just people telling me their business or trying to shill me something that isn't food related.

No. 2256880

>>2256865
I don't get the appeal either but I think it's because I'm a reader. Not to be a redditfag but I like Reddit for reading about topics and seeing discussion there. I don't use any other social media but I do have accounts. I'll scroll Instagram when I have absolutely nothing to do in public because it seems socially normal now rather than stare into space. I'll open tiktok every couple of days and I'll spend less than 5 minutes on it.

No. 2256885

>>2256865
The way tiktok works requires you to spend hours engaging with it watching shitty content to train the algorithm. It actually requires a fair bit of dedication to start using it, because the first 2-5 hours of using it won't be fun, it's time you are spending teaching the algorithm what not to show you (and what you want more of). If you don't have the patience to get through this training period in one go it takes a lot longer for the algorithm to improve. For me it took about 2 weeks of pushing through terrible content before it became watchable.

If you don't use it consistently the algorithm also seems to degrade and it will try desperately throwing spaghetti at the wall to find out what you enjoy which can lead to tiktok showing you absolutely insane videos to get you to engage with it I tapped out after it started suggesting animal gore.

No. 2256986

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Bought one of those glass foot scrubbers and idk how to feel. Got little scrapes and cuts along the more bony areas but my feet do feel pretty smooth overall

No. 2256991

I have an awful sunburn on my chest, my boobs fucking burn. How tf did i forget to apply sunscreem there.

No. 2257014

watched la la land and its such a sad movie.

No. 2257026

I managed to not go on TikTok for about two weeks now. Hell yea

No. 2257029

>>2257026
I'm proud of you, nonna

No. 2257278

trying to fight off the consumerist urge to get a new phone because mine is still usable albeit glitchy at times and with shitty battery life

No. 2257416

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I want to get this but I’m afraid that someone will steal my dog or my groceries without me noticing since it’s a wagon and you pull it not push it..

No. 2257423

>>2257278
If you're a burger, buy a new one before the tariffs kick in

No. 2257477

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I'm bi ad I have a crush on a lot of Leauge of Legends characters. My boyfriend supports this and will send me art on some of my favorite champs or funny game clips. I feel lucky.

No. 2257483

There is a five year old child without shoes but wearing a Batman costume in this chick fil a

No. 2257509

i find it amusing how straight gen z men and younger subconsciously pick up on how women speak and immitate it. there isn't a negative subconscious block there, like there has been for previous generations. in general i think gen z males are the most enlightened in terms of not hating women, ignoring all the manosphere redpill stuff on the internet which isn't even made by their generation.

No. 2257539

>>2257509
I know a few gen z males and while they're not all bad idk nonna. A lot of them buy into all that bullshit. If I were being optimistic I would say maybe all of the media with women in main roles has made a difference. But men seem to be naturally evil, from birth, or at least naturally inclined towards evil.

No. 2257544

>>2257539
i teach, so i know many gen z males. comparing them to millenial men of my generation is a stark difference. i just don't think gen z males… care. about anything really. that's why they're more open to ideas like equality between men and women. they grew up on tons of stimulation and satisfaction from video games. in fact, millennial men are the ones that made a big stink with gamergate and all that shit. your gen z'er doesn't even know what gamergate is. i think it's weird how i've read so many anons here agreeing with republicans about removing video games. nonnas think removing the games would stick it to all the men they hate, but have nonnas even thought why republicans might be so scared of video games? its because they've made males of younger generations more susceptible to being a normal human being instead of hateful.

No. 2257553

>>2257544
>video games make moids more normal
Huh…

No. 2257558

>>2257553
i mean, it's true. the main two things that video games bring are entertainment and self esteem. there's less of a chance of a male that has entertainment and self esteem to become bored and hateful.

No. 2257559

>>2257544
I play lots of video games and in my experience the men on there (specifically multiplayer FPS type games) are incredibly hateful towards female players, especially the younger males. I see the argument that gen z males don't think deeply from overstimulation and therefore aren't yet mentally entrenched in sexism, and that these males more easily believe that women are equal after all, women being afforded the rights of men to have jobs, bank accounts etc is all they've ever known. But I think it's a double edged sword, the gen z male is soft and whiny from a life of ipad baby overstimulation, and naturally trends towards complaining about his lack of gf and "male loneliness epidemic". They are easily persuaded by male podcasters that misandry is the cause to all their problems, because they don't really care and they don't really think, they're easily led by the nose. I don't know a lot of younger gen z since I'm out of school and less forced to associate with stranger moids, but older gen z (my graduating class) has all of these problems in spades

No. 2257562

>>2257544
if republicans ban video games (unlikely) the USA is going to become the laughing stock of the entire planet.

plus, i enjoy video games and i'm a woman. i'd rather take a brainrotted moid that only cares about games instead of hurting women, than a violent retard that has nothing better to do with his time.(samefagging)

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>>2257559
but what you described isn't a gen z male problem it's just a male problem PERIOD. specifically, the part about men whining that they don't have a sex or girlfriend. millennial/gen X men of the old internet literally created the meme ">tfw no gf".

No. 2257568

>>2257562
There is no way the republicans would actually ban video games, it would be their least popular move ever. Trump was just paying lip service to the elderly voter. The tariffs are what I'm actually concerned over.
>i'd rather take a brainrotted moid that only cares about games instead of hurting women, than a violent retard that has nothing better to do with his time
Men who play video games aren't any less predisposed to violence, I assure you the brainrotted fags on cod who scream at their team to get raped would love to abuse any woman that ends up within 20ft of them.

No. 2257573

>>2257544
What happened to the millennial man-bun wearing metrosexual men?
Are they now just your average bald dads wearing business suits by day and busted track pants and sneakers at night

No. 2257574

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>>2257566
It's both a male problem and a gen z male problem, they're not mutually exclusive. And we both know that gen z moids have swiftly taken on the mantle of generating and spamming infinite corny soyjaks about how much they despise women, picrel from the moidtakes thread is exemplary here

No. 2257577

>>2257568
>Trump was just paying lip service to the elderly voter
i hope so, but isn't ruining video games literally written into project 2025?
here is an interesting read (you skip over the tranny stuff)
https://www.gamedeveloper.com/business/how-will-project-2025-impact-game-developers-

>[Project 2025] is written by miserable people who are upset that Americans have many ways to find happiness and satisfaction. They seem to be fueled by the same self-hatred powering reactionary campaigns targeting game developers and other artistic communities that have reared their heads since Gamergate in 2014. I half-expected to turn the page and read complaints that "Disney's woke agenda ruined Star Wars." That's how bitter and awful it is!


>It's inevitable that the authors of Project 2025 would promote policies so harmful to developers and players alike. The only question remaining is if they will have the opportunity to implement them.

No. 2257578

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one of Nick Fuentes's houses burned down? please god let it be true, please if you exist

No. 2257586

>>2257578
>one of Nick Fuentes's houses burned down
>implying he has multiple houses
Crazy how moids can live such cushy lives purely off of being a misogynistic faggot

No. 2257587

>>2257574
NTA but how do you know that gif was even made by a Gen Z?

No. 2257589

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I find it curious how Gen Z and Gen Alpha to an extent are idolizing celebrities that were seen as dumb messy bimbos in their peak like Pamela Anderson, Anna Nicole, Paris Hilton, Heidi Montag, Linday Lohan.

No. 2257590

>>2257586
yeah, apparently the address a TiM doxxed was just one of his properties and may not have been his actual current address, sad

No. 2257594

>>2257589
crazy how heidi montag looks less botched there after "10 surgeries in 1 day" than your average botched influencer now

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>>2257577
The article you linked does not have any specific mentions of banning video games, just the consequences of the broadly anti-worker policies listed in Project 2025.
>>2257587
It simply has the stench of a gen z tiktok and 4chan user scrote, like picrel.

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>>2257589
Its purely because they rocked weird ass 00s fashion. Modern celebrities are pretty boring, too.

No. 2257602

>>2257589
it's because bimbocore's somehow become a thing and Y2K's back in, and i think girls are leaning HARD into stereotypes these days, like, girls not being good in STEM, girls being weak and fragile and not cut out for physical labour(so many posts about girls complaining when their fathers asks them for help), (trying to) seduce men into doing what you want instead of getting it done yourself, and being hyperfeminine. Especially that last part, because of the rise of troonism lately, the idea of femininity=woman and woman=femininity is heavily perpetuated, so criticism of or indifference to femininity is seen as akin to misogyny and betrayal of women(unless you're a transman) and so one has to word their complaints very carefully.

No. 2257607

>>2257599
that meme is funny as hell though? she's gross and pig fat. she should be giving a diet a chance if anything.

No. 2257608

>>2257607
still better looking than the average moid tbh

No. 2257609

>>2257607
>Womanhating meme made by scrote is funny
Opinion discarded

No. 2257610

>>2257589
Cher also.
At the time she was active I have known her for being ridiculed for over extensive plastic surgery and rumours she took out a pair of ribs to appear thinner
Now she's some "icon" and "mother"

No. 2257615

>>2257608
most moids i see are repulsive, and she is repulsive too. she has no room to be talking about giving ugly anything a chance with that much fat %
>>2257609
fat people are hardly distinguishable between male and female. lighten up.

No. 2257618

>>2257610
cher is at least somewhat talented though, i like her beavis and butthead collab

No. 2257619

>>2257610
I do get Cher because her music and fashion were good. The others were mostly known for being famous and trainwrecks.

No. 2257620

>>2257615
at least the fat woman puts on make up the average scrote cant even be arsed to shave

No. 2257621

>>2257620
true but you can blame the countless men (and SO MANY women too) out there who have convinced moids that they look more manly and handsome with overgrown rats on their faces

No. 2257634

>>2257618
Aw, that's nostalgic
She was undoubtedly talented, but she was the first to utilise autotune (Do you believe nanana nanana) which pushed it into the mainstream and ruined the future of commercial music

No. 2257928

What theme do you use? i stick to yotsuba

No. 2258027

>>2257928
Girltalk and darkmode

No. 2258044

>>2257928
keekweek and darkcow.

No. 2258080

I was warming up my starbucks muffin and when I went to get it out, my oven was literally smoking. Someone must've spilled something inside. I'm jsut glad my muffin is ok.

No. 2258323

Shit dropped strawberry all over my new tshirt and i cant get rid of the stain.

No. 2258335

>>2257928
girltalk 2 during the day and ricechan when i need to be in dark mode

No. 2258351

I like looking at screenshots in the funny caps thread because it tells me what different themes anons use. Keekweek is popular.

No. 2258385

>>2257014
I watched it recently too and I agree and I wasn’t expecting that. I just saw it was a musical that won some awards so it must be good. That shit was fucking sad and I don’t get the point

No. 2258388

>>2257928
I'm on girltalk but have on a dark theme overlay so the site looks plum.

No. 2258408

>>2257928
Jungle or Wasabi during the day, Darkcow at night. The colors are nice but so is the higher contrast.

No. 2258511

I have a cluster of little pimples/whiteheads/whatever on my cheek and I can't decide if I want to lance them so I can put pimple patches on them or if I should just leave them alone. I think I should just leave them alone cause even when I have on pimple patches I squeeze at pimples.
Anyway, I just took a shower and did my skincare routine. My lips are moisturized, I have the fan on, I'm still in my bath robe and the lights are dim. I'm gonna get a glass of cold water, take a melatonin gummy and play sims 3 until I get sleepy to top the vibes off.

No. 2258531

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The year is 2020, discovering lolcow makes me realize i was downgrading myself for a fat broke insecure moid who pretended to be left leaning and sweet but refuses accountability loool. Month after the breakup i was miserable and he gloats with his newfound alpha ego, then rebounded with a girl he easily gets after i fixed his confidence and physical appearance.

4 years later, cue me on my first downpayment for my house, with an athletic, smart, 6 digits engineer who is talking about settling down soon. Out of curiosity i searched him up and he apparently was broken up, roped into shitcoin scam and moved back into his parents house before disappearing from public eye.

No. 2258565

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Me tonight, excitedly getting into my most comfortable pajamas and jumping into bed to read fanfics about my husbando (husbando x reader, of course).

No. 2258569

i bit through my tongue yesterday on both sides. it hurts so bad to even move it

No. 2258576

>>2258569
you do know you can die if you bite down your tongue too hard.

No. 2258582

>>2258576
I did not need to read this while I'm high. I instinctively closed this tab out of horror and then reopened it again to write this

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the other day i was in a market and i passed by a couple's table in a dining area and it was a girl with her white bf and all i heard was "-I'm going to make you so fat-", what in the 90 day fiance

No. 2258596

>>2257544
this is the most bizarre post I've read here

>>2257589
I think modern celebrities are just boring. Paris Hilton at least seems to be trying to do interesting things advocating for child welfare and Pamela Anderson seems to be surprisingly normal and nice now.

No. 2258626

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>>2257589
Wow this just took me back! This reminded me of how I always thought Heidi was one of the cutest girls on the show, she really didn't need to do all of that. Also I forgot how much I hated that asshole Spencer Pratt and his weird flesh-colored beard too

No. 2258848

Stayed at a hotel last weekend and the body wash and lotion they had smells almost exactly like Bath and Body Works Strawberry Pound Cake, but even better and not as overwhelming. I stole it but can't find anywhere to buy more online.

No. 2258947

>>2258848
Must have been a really nice hotel since they tend to use generic unscented products.

No. 2259063

>>2237849
I'm back to say that I finally washed it and…there was no (visible) mold lol. It must be because I put a lot of lemon juice in it.

No. 2259104

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Ttying this for tge first time, it smells so good.

No. 2259105

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No. 2259116

>>2258947
It was a fairly cheap and small chain hotel, but this was in the UK it might be different if you live somewhere else

No. 2259149

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The day Lorena Bobbitt cut her husband's dick off happened on my birthday. I love my birthday now.

No. 2259151

>>2259104
I like to heat up milk and water on the stove in a pot with some sugar and cinnamon then throw like four of these in and simmer. It's fucking delicious

No. 2259249

I started praying to God every night before sleep to make me stop wanting to be in a relationship and obsessing over a specific moid and it's WORKING

No. 2259256

>>2259249
i love that! stay peaceful and unbothered. there's definitely a huge force of love out there just waiting for you to accept it, I hope your prayers continue to be fruitful

No. 2259282

I just need to cry and get a hug but I don't think either of these are possible at the moment

No. 2259287

Having been able to choose my own hours while studying for two years have made me realize how unhappy I am with doing regular 8-17 working days, how do people manage this? How did I manage it for so long?? Can't wait until I've been at my internship long enough so I can feel comfortable and confident enough to ask to work from home a couple of days a week won't do it until at the very least after new years. No wonder I felt studying was doing wonders for my mental health
>>2259151
nta and we don't have that brand in my country, but this sounds absolutely delicious so imma try doing this tomorrow with whatever similar tea I might find here!

No. 2259288

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>>2259282
what's wrong nonnie…im all ears

No. 2259295

>>2259151
I used it to make a chai latte with brown sugar, it was delightful. I'm definitely gonna try putting cinnamon in it next time.

No. 2259312

my cat ate my waffle

No. 2259324

>>2259288
I'm burnt out and can't sleep, I wish I wasn't alone at times like these. Your png made me smile though so thank you for being there as much as you can

No. 2259384

I randomly got a tickle in my throat after lunch. I kind of hope I'm getting sick so that I can have an excuse to take a day off work, but at the same time I'm trying to save up for a trip and missing work would set me back a bit. But God, I want to so fucking bad….

No. 2259386

>>2259288
nta but what a cute post

No. 2259425

File: 1731535167272.png (137.53 KB, 318x460, 1728699426292105.png)

I didnt expect Tamers to be a Chapell Roan fan.

No. 2259436

>>2258531
Based nona, and congratulations on your new home!!! I hope your retarded ex is also secretly cyberstalking you and seething at your amazing life.

No. 2259444

File: 1731535932042.jpg (91.16 KB, 750x750, laughing alone with salad.jpg)

I'm about to sound like the most chicken-tender-kids-menu-eating nona ever, but I promise I'm not. But holy shit, eating salads is a fucking chore for me. I don't know if it's because it's a cold food and I prefer hot meals instead? I can literally take the same ingredients I'd throw in a salad, add broth and blend a vegetable soup out of it and I love it. I love vegetables, especially cooked ones. But something about a bowl of salad is always a chore for me, even if it tastes good. I make/order them because it's good for me, but getting through them is a like a necessary chore that "just needs to be done" and I can't wait to get to my cup of soup on the side or whatever. I wish I were one of those ladies that loooooves salads and cold smoothies.

No. 2259447

>>2259444
if you make them youre better off turning the salad ingredients into a soup, you get the same nutrients anyways and its more enjoyable to eat. if youre going to put the effort into making something to eat yourself it may as well be something thats enjoyable to consume to make the effort worth it right?

No. 2259450

>>2259447
Absolutely. I've done it several times before where I just make a green vegetable soup and blend it up and it's great. But here I am choking down salads trying to see if my tastes will "adjust" and it just hasn't so far, kek. Soup it is, then. Soup soupremacy.

No. 2259457

File: 1731537105286.jpg (95.87 KB, 1100x763, Aleksandra Samusenko was the o…)

I really want to ride a tank, it's unfair that civilians cant ride tanks. Cars all look gay nowadays i dont want a lame car.

No. 2259508

>>2259444
Yes…cold, wet and messy…no thank you. I just like my raw carrot dipped in butter or vegemite
>>2259457 it would be majestic, wouldn’t it? I want to see the firearms they used in the war too, to assemble and disassemble and admire the handy work. We have family in the balkans and they let you kind of see and use them there (carefully)

No. 2259571

File: 1731541429952.jpg (496.41 KB, 1080x834, Screenshot_20241112_051603.jpg)

Average heterosexual relationship

No. 2259745

Does salad with spaghetti taste good?

No. 2259747

>>2259571
Kek, for real

No. 2259754

>>2259457
Not sure where you’re located but if you’re a burger this is definitely possible.

No. 2259772

>>2259754
damn no sadly i am not from the land of freedom and wallmart

No. 2259870

Just found out that annacondasin isn't a troon and I'm still in disbelief

No. 2259968

I used pasties for the first time today, and when I was removing them I thought that shit was gonna rip my nipples off.

No. 2260054

File: 1731560556874.png (32.9 KB, 2532x94, Captura de tela 2024-11-14 020…)

The youtube progress bar turns pink towards the end?

No. 2260066

Walked past sickysab on the street a few weeks ago in Brooklyn and she looked so busted and rough I barely recognized her. Not even trying to tear her down it was just a wake up call that it’s always an illusion. nepotism and ig filters do so much heavy lifting these days

No. 2260079

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>>2259772
If you ever visit make sure you put Machine Gun America on your itinerary then!

No. 2260081

>>2260079
>We Are Perminantly Closed for Business Thank You For Your 10 Years Of Support
i dont know what it was but i am sad its over, looked awesome

No. 2260116

i ate too much and now my tummy hurts!! why do i do this to myself

No. 2260144

My old iPad I had as a teen doesn’t even update to iOS 16 anymore. How sad.

No. 2260176

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Moved off of Xitter to bluesky, it isn't as tranny infested as I thought it would be. Reminds me more of twitter before musky bought it. No useless ragebait or anything. Nice

No. 2260178

>>2260176
I thought it was 99% tranny furries

No. 2260181

>>2260176
I wish they'd finally add the turn off reposts feature. my friend keeps spamming my timeline with those ugly old fat moids from the kweer pirate Netflix show that got canceled.

No. 2260227

>>2260181
Add the "only posts" feed to your timeline until bluesky adds a features that makes turning off reposts from specific accounts possible.

No. 2260241

I have been watching Fried Green Tomatoes so much lately. It's like my comfort film

No. 2260244

>>2260241
I just watched it for the first time a couple months ago and I was blown away no idea why I slept on it so long. Good taste

No. 2260298

>>2260241
Aww nonna I love that movie. My mom showed it to me as a “girls right of passage” movie when I was about 13. She loves the car-ramming scene so much kek

No. 2260315

Sometimes I have a good cringe-free day then remember I used to openly hornypost about creepypasta characters when I was 12
Everyone just tells me it was normal 12yo behaviour back then which is objectively true and all but I want to throw myself off a cliff.

No. 2260383

>>2260315
It's normal 12 yo behavior even now

No. 2260389

>>2260241
I hope you’re being comforted and doing things that make you happy.

No. 2260422

>>2260383
It absolutely is. I die of cringe at myself but seeing 12yos nowadays do it I just smile. They're having fun like I was and I hope they're happy kek

No. 2260464

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Seeing this beautiful cat again will probably be the only highlight of my day. I wonder who keeps putting it out or if it really is a stray..

No. 2260496

Weird how when you think of a clover you automatically think it has 4 leaves, even though the whole point of those being lucky is that they're rare and abnormal

No. 2260530

Just ordered groceries. Work was canceled today so I'm just gonna play games and crochet and online shop.

No. 2260533

>>2260464
You know the rules nonna: If you see them three times with no owner in sight, they're yours.

No. 2260542

>>2260533
Unfortunately I can’t keep it, I live with a relative who is not a fan of cats. It always makes my day seeing it though, I sometimes see it eating out of cans so I’m sure there are others who are feeding it.

No. 2260579

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I bought a hair oil as a mini present to cheer myself up. When I went to find reviews of it later, I got to giggle at this woman who got in a fist fight. (If anyone here is also in a fight the product is the Emily in Paris keratin repair and protect hair oil collab with Pantene)

No. 2260586

>>2260496
It's easy to find four leaf clovers, you can find multiple in any clover field you look with just a bit of patience and perception
I've only found a five leaf clover once in my life though

I'm ESL and I have never heard the word clover out loud until recently, I was annoyed to find out I pronounced it wrong my whole life
I thought it rhymes with lover, but it rhymes with over

No. 2260588

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i saw this cute North Eastern tomboy on the metro the other day, she had huge biceps, lesbo nonnies i wish you could've seen her

No. 2260591

>>2260586
ntayrt, it's ok nonnie, i'd only ever seen the word "herb" in books before and never heard it's pronunciation so for a good majority of my life i just pronounced it as her-buh and not er-buh.

No. 2260606

>>2260591
It is her-buh. You were right, amerifats are just retarded

No. 2260686

File: 1731607927088.jpeg (24.57 KB, 680x348, 78a908567499875f67e611a2a162f0…)

A close friend of mine is currently going through chemo, and she just asked if I and my roomie would like to come by someday soon. She says she won't be too friendly to be around because of the pain and how sick she feels, but she just wants to watch us play video games for a bit. I'm crying, of course we'll come by and see her! God, I hope she'll kick cancer's ass a second time, I don't want to lose her…

No. 2260728

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I can tell I'm getting older cause, despite my sweet tooth, my tolerance for sweetness is getting lower. I'm eating peach rings for the first time in forever. I used to be able to smash a bag of them but now the sugar on the outside is way too much like woah. They should make non-sugar crusted ones.

No. 2260755

I'm reading old lillee jean threads and creepshow is being mentioned. It's so obvious that it's her gushing over herself kek

No. 2260804

>>2260728
Me too nonna, I can’t stand overly sweet things nowadays. I like the haribo bears though and the sour-sweet candy

No. 2260805

>>2260686
Send a hug to your friend from an internet stranger nonna. I hope she can recover!

No. 2261089

Why are so many websites I use having technical issues in the past few days? Russia must have started cutting those underwater internet cables already

No. 2261116

My cat is obnoxious in the evening, he wants to sleep at like 10pm so he starts climbing on furniture and knocking shit off until I turn off the light, and if I kick him out he meows sadly and I don't have any internet connection anymore, so I don't do shit before sleeping anymore.

No. 2261172

There's this cat that keeps coming around my house because it wants to see me but my father isn't a fan of it and tries to shoo it with a stick every time. It still comes back for me though.
It's either old or got a respiratory problem or just unique because it's got a super weird purr that sounds like an old man with a blocked nose. It seems starved for affection because it always rubs up against me and whines.
Cat distribution system applies but I couldn't take care of it. I don't think it's a stray either

No. 2261186

I've been watching sumo wrestling the last couple days and I don't know why but it's so interesting.

No. 2261227

My skincare routine has gone from something annoying to my most anticipated part of the day

No. 2261228

>>2261227
What do you do? my skin is a mess so i dont know what do to tame this beast.

No. 2261246

File: 1731633737141.jpg (23.79 KB, 539x561, crying.jpg)

I am so pissed i forgot to make an egg for my ramen.

No. 2261249

>>2261228
I've only just got into skincare so I can't give real advice, but I use these products. The only tip I can give is to buy travel size before you commit to a product since this stuff can get pricey. I'm trying to target hyperpigmentation, if you're trying to get rid of something else you may need different products.
>La Roche Posay toleriane purifying cleanser
>Kojie San kojic acid soap (only twice a week)
>Paula's Choice BHA exfoliant (only twice a week)
>Good Molecules Niacinamide toner
>Good Molecules daily brightening serum
I rotate between different moisturizers and sunscreens
>Moisturizers: Cerave moisturizing cream, Illiyoon ceramide ato soothing gel, Beauty of Joseon red bean water gel
>Sunscreens: Skin 1004 centella Madagascar waterfit sun serum, Beauty of Joseon relief sun
Hope that helps anon. I do the same routine day and night, minus the sunscreen at night. If im using my kojic acid soap or BHA exfoliatant that day, then I only use it once and at night. I try to keep my routine short and simple since I have a hard time sticking to routines. It looks like a lot of products, but in practice it's not. We do have a skincare thread in /g/ that could probably be more help!

No. 2261259

File: 1731634277774.jpg (12.56 KB, 563x557, yum.jpg)

i'm sanding down black spots off my teeth with sandpaper rn. one time i chipped my front tooth a little (not too visible but sharp and uncomfortable if i ran my tongue over it) right before my trip so i just sanded it down with a nail file and it looked ok

No. 2261261

>>2261259
>black spots
Anonymous that's a cavity

No. 2261262

It's very late here and I should go to bed, but instead I'm making some baked potatoes and they're almost ready, yum!

No. 2261265

>>2260686
You're a good friend, I bet she will be very happy to see you. Hope she recovers very soon

No. 2261266

>>2261259
Nonna this ain't right…

No. 2261275

>>2261261
they're smaallll that's not a cavity anon. it's just spots on the surface they come right off
>>2261266
it's okay nona i can't feel anything my front teeth are beyond fucked so they don't have any nerves inside. i'm going to get them replaced with implants anyway

No. 2261281

>>2261275
You can order a dentist tool off amazon and not sandpaper your teeth. I got one that vibrates and can take hard plaque off (I smoke) and my teeth have no stains

No. 2261293

>>2260389
Of course! I hope things are the same with you too nonna

No. 2261298

>>2261281
hmm i didn't think of that, i'll look into it ty

No. 2261325

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apparently its over for me kek

No. 2261330

I am tired of lying. No, not all cats are cute. Those cats that look like they crashed hard towards a wall look retarded.

No. 2261436

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I tried aquaphor ointment for the first time for my lips, it really is magic. I'm literally amazed anons.
Anyways, I'm trying to decide what Simply Modern tumblr I want to buy. I wish I could get the pink cheetah print but I don't believe it's sold anymore.

No. 2261448

>>2261436
have you tried smith's rosebud salve? it's my favorite! i use it everywhere that's dry, it's seriously a miracle balm.
i'd also recommend ole henriksen's peptide lip treatment if you're willing to splurge

No. 2261452

>>2261448
Imo there is really no point in this when aquaphor works just as well and is considerably cheaper

No. 2261470

>>2261452
ok sorry

No. 2261471

>>2261448
Never tried either but I've heard of the peptide treatment! I would love to try both, I'll definitely pick up the rosebud salve

No. 2261473

File: 1731648489320.jpg (66.26 KB, 736x1308, 1000003489.jpg)

I'm going to sleep now, goodnight nonas!

No. 2261480

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>>2261325
It's ok its also over for me.

No. 2261489

>>2260686
ive been thinking abt this on and off all day i hope shes okay too wtf

No. 2261517

File: 1731651970502.png (1.34 MB, 2396x2479, 1000057789.png)

I had an odd dream, in the dream i was somehow teleported to the home of these two Finnish sisters, and they had to hide me from their parents, and while i tried to find my way back home, we did funny stuff, like them trying to teach me Finnish, and ig the family was loaded bc i had to pretend to be their sister while they shopped at this fancy looking store and had to try on clothes too for some reason, and they taught me this one male name that was also slang for a lesbian(?), and the thing is, when i finally got back home i felt sad, and i felt even sadder when i woke up and realized it was all a dream and my new friends weren't real.

No. 2261520

>>2261517
the part about me pretending to be their sister is especially funny bc in dream universe, i was still Indian kek

No. 2261541

I watched liziqi's latest videos today and as much as I adore her content, the sounds of wood carving and hard bristles against a wood surface is incredibly agitating, I had to mute the audio in order to finish the video.

No. 2261543

>>2260054
Yes, I noticed this recently. I thought I was seeing things, lmao.

>>2261325
What website?

No. 2261624

My neighbours keep their front windows wide open every day and good for them with getting sunlight and all but I'm shy of walking past and making direct eye contact with someone unintentionally

No. 2261677

I got a strange looking crochet creature as a gift from a friend. It looks funny and I don't know what it is but I've fallen in love with it. It snuggles with me at night and I kiss its head.

No. 2261700

I kinda looked like Ellen Page pre-troon out this morning, not the worst celebrity lookalike.

No. 2261702

I love getting up and walking around while I eat but that just makes my liver do gluconeogenesis and then I can't finish the rest of my meal because I'm not hungry anymore

No. 2261708

I don't want to regain weight but holy fuck heating up frozen chips in the air fryer and putting chicken salt on them is gonna have some nurses trying to tape my heart back together at age 25. getting hungry thinking about it now and my stomach is completely packed from eating them already. Holy shit if I was a caveman living in nuts and berries age I'd be fit as fuck though because I'm pedantic about things I eat or even before air fryers exist because I don't want to preheat an oven and have my shit burn. I need to dispose of this infernal machine before it's too late. Pray for me.

No. 2261726

>>2261708
can't blame you nonna, fries cooked in an air fryer taste much better than fries cooked in grease

No. 2261746

>>2261708
>>2261726
Now I want an air fryer

No. 2261761

File: 1731677359179.gif (19.04 KB, 220x204, look of astonishment.gif)

I saw the most morbidly obese child today, i was baffled just looking at her, her cheeks were so fat and chubby, they stuck out further than her nose in her profile, i considered if it was something genetic, because her mother was fat, her father was fat, and the way her face looked didn't seem right, but god, poor child, she's going to be so miserable.

No. 2261881

Why are british shorthair cats so cute.

No. 2261882

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No. 2261902

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No. 2265512

I hate when people leave their pee on the seat!!!!



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