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Bad Advice Thread #1 Anonymous 11/21/24 (Thu) 02:45:22 AM No. 2269825

Is your life too good? Do you want to make it worse? Then this thread is the thread for you. Post here with your problems and/or reply to posts with the shittiest advice possible.

Anonymous 11/21/24 (Thu) 03:21:35 AM No. 2269895

>>2269825
I sleep like 3 hours the night, tea, sleeping pills , magnesium hypno, waking up early no coffee, nothing works, since almost a year. Now it’s your turn

Anonymous 11/21/24 (Thu) 03:34:26 AM No. 2269920

>>2269895
Alcohol is the answer. Drink so much every night that you black out.

Anonymous 11/21/24 (Thu) 03:43:11 AM No. 2269939

>>2269895
just keep staying up, the tiredness will accumulate and you'll eventually fall back asleep at regular times.

Anonymous 11/21/24 (Thu) 03:46:19 AM No. 2269945

How can I become friends with this girl I like at the gym?

Anonymous 11/21/24 (Thu) 03:50:20 AM No. 2269957

>>2269939
Not true, tried.>>2269920 how many days in a row?

Anonymous 11/21/24 (Thu) 03:51:09 AM No. 2269959

Remember, it is ALWAYS a good idea to go to drastic lengths to change your personality in order to please people who clearly hate you or want nothing to do with you at best. And if that doesn't seem to work, it's only because you need to double down on your clearly shallow behavior! This will definitely not give you any mental issues and/or a future identity crisis, trust me.

>>2269945
I'd recommend consulting /fit/ on 4chan, they seem to know a lot about that sort of thing.

Anonymous 11/21/24 (Thu) 03:51:50 AM No. 2269961

>>2269957
lots

Anonymous 11/21/24 (Thu) 04:02:05 AM No. 2269977

>>2269945
print out and give her pictures of bishies photoshopped onto buff bodies to motivate her

Anonymous 11/21/24 (Thu) 04:37:19 AM No. 2270005

>>2269945
Try to outrun her on the treadmill then intentionally slip so she can check on you and hopefully give you aid, if she doesn't stick around to help she's not a real friend and wouldn't stick around in the long run

Anonymous 11/21/24 (Thu) 05:04:03 AM No. 2270036

How do I lower my screen time? I need to stop using lolcow so often but I have 10 separate threads open on different tabs and find myself on page 7 on ot just to find unread material to look at. Send help the lolcor addiction is getting bad

Anonymous 11/21/24 (Thu) 05:06:01 AM No. 2270037

>>2270036
keep opening more tabs till your phone crashes

Anonymous 11/21/24 (Thu) 05:07:29 AM No. 2270039

>>2270036
Get into video games, a different screen but you'll enhance your hand eye coordination

Anonymous 11/21/24 (Thu) 05:08:58 AM No. 2270042

how do i stop retards like op from making shitty threads?

Anonymous 11/21/24 (Thu) 05:16:30 AM No. 2270051

>>2270042
Make more threads counteracting why the original thread sucks and have all the nonas post in yours so the shitty thread gets bumped away and yours is on the top

Anonymous 11/21/24 (Thu) 05:21:14 AM No. 2270058

>>2269945
By going up to her and introducing yourself

Anonymous 11/21/24 (Thu) 05:21:16 AM No. 2270059

>>2270036
Start putting your phone on do not disturb and leave it in another room with the door closed. Try to avoid checking it as long as possible. Repeat every day more often until you are used to having it out of reach.

Anonymous 11/21/24 (Thu) 05:22:48 AM No. 2270061

>>2270042
Go complain on /meta/ until the admin quits and you inherit the site, giving you full control over what threads get made