/ot/ - off-topic

I wonder where chaz dean must be now

Jade Wolf. My autistic 8 year old self would play this day and night, all games, all routes, exploring every nook and cranny of this game. I used to draw the wolf, I used to make OCs and stories, whenever I wasn't playing it I was making up stories and very badly drawn comics. I even asked my father for help with some of the minigames that involved music notes or whatever.
I'm telling you without exaggeration this game was my life.
Oh Jade Wolf, how I miss you

>>2456913
I really like this Adobe Flash art style with the thicker inky lines. I don't know how to describe it well

>>2456915
It was caused by the brush and having the automatic, wonky smoothing rate turned up really high. I love it too, very nostalgic now because I think its been corrected in newer versions.

Anyone remember Nevershoutnever?

>>2457019
Did it hurt? When you fell? From heaa, eea ea van?!

>>2457019
I loved nevershoutnever during the myspace days

This song and how it was used in the AHS Freak Show commercials. I miss my AHS phase and watching all the teasers for whatever the new season was at the time.

>>2457837
Samefag, also this kek

>>2457842
Evan Peters fags were non stop annoying about this especially

1) Just remembered when my brother said how he had to stay in my room for a while, while I was out, to look after our pet rabbit who stays in my room. But then he said he had to lay down due to tiredness despite being a NEET, that he wouldnt lay in my bed, but on something else. Then mom interjected and told him that he can lay in my bed, I wasnt even asked, and was expected to go along with it. I was too cowardly to speak up, as I was going through a lot emotionally, and couldnt afford to pile on family drama/alienation in my own home, too. Completely forgot about that until now. Ofc my door has no key, everyone elses does. I got a replacement handle/lock but its the wrong fit. Currently my door randomly opens because it has warped and this place shifts depending on if someone walks by. No one elses door does this. I keep trying to fix it but to no avail, so far.

2) Randomly watched a psychological thriller show, which I hardly ever do. It unexpectedly made me remember disturbing things my mom rarely comes out with; things like, they say its easy to hide bodies in our country, which is why they hardly ever solve murders here; she was angrily shaking and said how someone walking their dog and letting it crap on our lawn should be made into fertilizer [yet shes okay with her son walking his dog in my veg garden and letting it crap on the food]; how people shouldnt mess with machine repairmen, since they could build big machines and terrorize people [her fave child, her son, is into that kind of work]. She also saves things like broken glass and mercury for whatever reason. Idk but its like she tells only me some of this stuff? She usually acts nice to me, so its confusing.

This other time, years ago, I said something to stand up for myself [cant remember exact convo], and my mom and brother just laughed in a way like, "if only she knew what we could do/we could be so much worse.." Hard to explain, but it almost immediately brought me to tears.

In the horror show, regular garage tools were used for torture. This made me remember that my brother thinks of tools as weapons, and has a sledge hammer in his room that he has "just in case" theres a break in. Yet I dont trust him, as he is very easily angered. He moved his hand in a way over a huge hammer thing, when we were on speakerphone with Dad and he was angry [at Dad/or cause I was there?]. There are huge storage boxes of regular tools like hammers, screwdrivers around the house, and now Im viewing it through the lens of that horror show…

My sister isnt sure about this, as everyone here seems to love animals, so no one here seems like psychopaths. Nothing actually happened. But theres just some odd moments here and there. Cant afford to move out, due to the cost of living/impending financial collapse.

I just remembered these magazines for little girls and teenage girls today and how they would have insane articles. Especially the ones about puberty. I remember one about how acne works and it was full of misinformation like how acne is normal for teenage girls so that means you will never, ever have acne again once you're an adult and how you can still indulge in greasy food, candies and chocolate because your diet doesn't have an impact at all on your skin. There was also something about how you can't get pregnant the first time you have sex so you should make sure to use a condom your second time, which was repeated to me by a science teacher in middle school.

>>2462353
Learning that acne is not actually just teenage hormones and you have to watch your diet FOREVER is like the second wave of learning Father Christmas isn't real.

>>2462355
Right, these magazines were selling lies to teenage girls. Same thing about how they said the pill had no side effects so you don't have to worry when taking it. I took it for everyday for one week as a teenager because of my acne and it made it way worse.

>>2462364
I remember magazines from back then encouraging pretty unsafe sex practices too. For example, I distinctly remember one "idea" which involved foods with processed sugar/icing coming into DIRECT CONTACT with genitals. I'm pretty sure it wasn't aimed at teenagers but even so, I hope nobody attempted it kek

I randomly remembered the music video for this stupid Black Eyed Peas song and how they predicted generative AI, I can't help but chuckle at Fergie being so offended at the idea of artificial music when her own stuff already sounded like AI back then.

This very unflattering picture of Beyonce was a meme in the 2010's. I remembered seeing this on Facebook a lot.

When I was a kid downloading MP3 online of songs I liked, I didn't know how tf does an album work, so I'd arrange the songs in the order of my favorite to least favorite. And I'd only download the songs I actually liked from the album rather than the full thing, kek. I'd also look up different covers and choose the one I liked the most, even though sometimes these were fan made and not official. But I was too stupid to see that at the time.

Gigi Gorgeous used to be a twink. I used to like his videos back then

>>2463013
Her management tried to get these removed from the internet so that's part of the reason it was such a big deal. I kind of hate it bc I thought it was funny too but would rather see good performances than posed/contrived ones, like now

>>2463013
She doesn't even look ugly here, the expression and pose are just hilarious. It's like she was momentarily possessed by the ghost of a pro wrestler. She really should've just leaned into it instead of trying to DFE.

>>2463453
Kek I used to watch Willem's beatdown and I remember him roasting Gregory. Willem and Coco Peru were the only drag queens I ever got into, I found all the rest annoying. I haven't kept up with either of them in like ten years, but I think I found Willem more tolerable because he always just goes by his actual male name instead of a female stage name. Coco Peru was alright imo because his drag persona was more like a middle-aged mom type than the weird hypersexual cartoon clown character all the other queens seem to play.

>>2463521
>you're a boy it's not a top
kek

Shakira singing the theme song for the world cup in South Africa always baffled me. Why not hire south african singers? Also the lyrics don't reference South Africa but the entire continent. It all felt so racist to me.

>>2464094
Saminamina, ey ey, Waka Waka, ay ay

>>2464094
i alwayas thought shakira was south African but nope shes Brazilian, i dont mind the song too much it has a nostalgic vibe to it

>>2456931
i got this exact frame tattooed on my shoulder at 18. i still love it lmao. i love this video because it's still hilarious and aged well!

>>2464119
She's Brazilian? I thought she was Chilean or Colombian this whole time

>>2464119
She's from colombia.

I miss the computer lab smell.
Kidpix

>>2464184
Every thing from this program remains so vivid in my mind. The sound effects or the theme song still pop up in my mind from time to time.

how me and my high school bestie would do the most retarded impression of these dudes in our class. of course the voice is half the humor but we would say the dumbest shit too
>hey did you see jersey shore last night?
>yea
>did you see snookie?
>yea
>did you see her boobs?

I just remembered how I once saw a tv report about a group for women who never had an orgasm and they literally made the women orgasm there. I remember how the women would lay on the back and another would massage her boobs and another would finger her with a glove on and a blanked over her. Good for the ladies but this is super bizzarre!

>>2464311
What is the show called?

>>2464323
I really don't remember but it was on public free tv in Germany. I tried to google but couln't find that specific one. There are a lot of groups for women to gather to talk about orgasms kek

>>2464330
>public free tv in Germany
Kek of course the Germans would put this on tv.

>>2464311
I think i saw the clip, it's pretty easy to find online if i am thinking about the same clip. The journalist lady was incredibly uncomfortable, kek.

>>2464335
no but why are they like that when it comes to sex?

I thought Molly was so cool when I was little. What a Stacy.

>>2464184
>>2464230
Ugh yes. At my school we had a lab full of those iMacs with chunky blue CRT monitors. They had Kid Pix, Mavis Beacon, and Jumpstart games on them. I remember at the end of computer class, we'd get like fifteen minutes of free time to play on CoolMathGames.

>>2465384
she is cool but im gonna have to dock her a few points b/c all her friends are scrotes

The ABH Moonchild glow kit. I would've sacrificed a virgin for this palette back then. I now realize these colors would've been HORRID on me

>>2465442
I still have mine years later and they're some of the prettiest eyeshadows I own (I stopped wearing heavy highlighter like 7 years ago haha).

>>2465442
This entire era of makeup and the concept of holographic/ultra shimmery highlighters just makes my skin crawl to be honest.

>>2465467
I can feel all this cakey bullshit on my skin.

>>2465474
My pores all slammed shut just looking at it.

>>2465467
I wish I could cover my whole face in glitter every day

>>2465467
Jfc it's even on her fingers

>>2465408
She was probably a baby lesbian, cut her some slack kek

>>2465467
I don't wear it anymore myself but a little bit on the cheek bones and cupid's bow looks pretty. Way better than whatever the fuck was going on in 2020 with the overly lined upper lip that made every girl look like a chocobo or like they had a cleveland steamer on their philtrum kek.

>>2466514
I give you this.