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No. 2530368

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No. 2530401

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I'm so fucking tired of this retard. I like his biology related posts but he's been getting so insufferable nowadays, even for Tumblr standards. Thin skinned, defends porn addiction, says his feed is full of bugs and big tittied goth girls, hangs out with and defends trannies, has been fighting with people from KF for a while on his Tumblr and after reading his thread over there I can't see him or his TIF wife in the same way I used to. I will not go into detail but, wow. Sex pest levels of retardation. He's getting worse with age, too, something is quite not alright with him. Must be the stress from working on the book he said he would finish a decade ago.

No. 2530405

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>>2530401
I hate his self insert comics too. He has one of those "I'm a nice guy" somewhere as well.

No. 2530428

I kept saying a phrase in a lot of my posts and now I see a nonnie copying me. You evil copycat, stop stealing my phrase! Only I can use it

No. 2530484

>>2530428
what phrase, I want to copy it too

No. 2530491

>>2530484
Me too

No. 2530498

Psychiatrists are all retarded anyway I might go to the hospital for fucking schizophrenia and the psychiatrists in my location would give me SSRIs to treat it and send me back home.

No. 2530500

>>2530401
Does this guy generally believe women are into hairy balding men, what? I use to browse his site until he went crazy over on tumblr. Didn't even knew his wife just troon out, might explain his shifts in opinions lately.

No. 2530520

testing if my iphone 4 will let me post this

No. 2530524

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>>2530520
holy shit!!!! ok lemme post an image

No. 2530526

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i'm thinking about getting a haircut but i keep getting too nervous to book the appointment for some reason. like wtf it's not that big of a deal i need to get over myself but i keep putting it off… maybe i should just learn to cut my own hair idk

>>2530405
kinda reminds me of that cringe wacky lesbian hour dude and his comics for some reason. very wretched

No. 2530534

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>>2530524
ok here's one more and i'll stop spamming

No. 2530556

I created a ghibli style image of me and my best friend with AI. Then I asked it to make a similar image of me and my boyfriend kissing, instead it created an image of me and my best friend kissing, oh my god it felt SO wrong kek. We're both bisexual, I've seen her tits countless times and we have actually kissed as a joke but still, ew.

No. 2530557

>>2530526
Why did he draw their living room like that?

No. 2530562

>>2530491
People have been saying this forever
>Same
>me too
>I do this
>all me
Are all commonly said on image boards you silly nonnie

No. 2530563

>>2530556
low iq post

No. 2530567

>>2530526
i hate this guy's comics so much. 99.9% of his fans are TIMs or other retarded men. I wish men were incapable of drawing women.

No. 2530571

>>2530563
Damn bitch, your yeast infection must be flaring up if you're this much of an asshole in the dumbass thread.(infighting)

No. 2530572

>>2530484
>>2530491
COME OOOON NOW!

No. 2530582

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>shift laptop slightly
>headphones somehow unplug, blasting the music im listening to out loud and exposing my cringe taste to everyone around me
this shit keeps happening

No. 2530594

>>2530582
Your sign to get bluetooth headphones now

No. 2530600


No. 2530608

>>2530368
Stop saving thumbnails i'm begging you

No. 2530629

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I think I was born with the soul of an old woman. I like stillness and watching the world go by. I have no spark in me to do things most of the time. I like giving wisdom to my younger friends and supporting them and giving them what I wasn't granted. I like florals and lace and doilies and the small pleasures in life and doing things the old fashioned way. Oh, and I'm patiently waiting for my turn to die.

No. 2530642

>>2530608
I’m OP, and I agree with you that thumbnail threadpics are shit, but in this case the original art from the Elsie thread was a thumbnail. Apologies

No. 2530743

Crying my eyes out again because my girlfriend mentioned a girl she used to hook up with because I unknowingly met that girl's friend. I feel like puking.

No. 2530777

>>2530571
KEKKKKKK

No. 2530788

>>2530405
>>2530401
He has an ugly bastard/zoophilia fetish, 100%

No. 2530814

lilgayboy 95
lilgayboy 95

No. 2530837

>>2530629
Same nona I think I was born at the young age of 85 years old sometimes. Doing more than an errand or two a day is exhausting, I like my naps, people watching is fun, leaving my house is a chore, and knitting some socks while watching Jeopardy is an excellent way to spend a Friday night. Aside from the art in my home even my taste in furniture is grandma-esque. I would start a knitting circle or book club with you if I could kek

No. 2530902

I gained like 5 pounds and my boobs feel and look amazing. I sound kinda crazy but I’m seriously feeling myself and I feel like hot shit even if no one sees me naked bc I’m single as hell. My boobs before this were a bit more deflated and saggier looking.
Any tips to maintain this weight? I have slight anachan tendencies bc I hate my Shayna-shaped thighs (they’re kinda fat in the front) and I can’t really work out aside from light cycling bc I have a foot injury.

No. 2530907

>>2530571
my pussy is clean and you're dumb. sorry

No. 2531011

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This needs to be in the DSM-6

No. 2531079

Does anyone else have weirdly sensitive eyes? I could breathe and one eye will just randomly start shedding tears. It's not even because of anything I put on my face either, even when I'm barefaced it happens.

No. 2531096


No. 2531102

Why would only East Asian and Indian men “like” me on dating apps? I’m white and I don’t even live in a particularly Asian area

No. 2531138

>>2531102
Most likely just like-spamming. They probably didn't even read your profile.

No. 2531216

I want to make a forum called Autopia that is a closed forum for female autistics, that requires proof of actual diagnosis and sex, to be a safe haven where we are free from judgement and creeps.
Not very realistic though, at least we have lc.

No. 2531265

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Accidentally mispelled sing as sign, took me long ass time to realize what was wrong. Made me feel really retarded and depressed. Time to download a ps2 game to distract myself and forget all my woes.

No. 2531402

>>2530837
>>2530629
I love you hobbit nonas

No. 2531404

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Shredded cheese while hunched over the sink, nothin’ like it!

No. 2531416

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I love extroverts with adhd, it's probably because both my older siblings has it on top of being fairly intense extroverts so I'm used to poor impulse control related shenanigans. I'm the complete opposite; I'm an introverted autist with low energy levels, but I wish I could be more like them. Most of my close friends are similar to my siblings and they bring me so much joy with the energy they bring!

No. 2531439

What is your dream lolcow collab? Mines is Shayna + WorldOfTshirts I don't know why
Also what time is it where you are? For me it's 5:11 am. No i haven't slept

No. 2531441

>>2531439
>What is your dream lolcow collab?
shayna x dana would be a match made in hell

No. 2531455

Holy fuck it's like every single place on the internet I'm on is fucking dead right now, I feel so alone kek.

No. 2531466

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You have Got to be Shitting me

No. 2531506

>>2531455
Dead internet theory is real now.

No. 2531517

I dyed my hair blonde and it is sickening how much nicer people are to me

No. 2531545

>>2530582
i'm sure it's not that cringe, there's a girl in my class that regularly plays her music out loud while working and out in the open was listening to kpoop, not even kpop, genuine trash songs of the genre, like that new jennie song, bet she listens to gnarly too. and today she was doing it again and then Empire State of Mind started playing and she sung along, thing is, she can't sing well nor can she can sing confidently, so she's singing in this hushed mumbly voice that makes her sound like Kermit, that coupled with her Indian accent, made it a terribly awkward experience trying to work in mostly quiet lab as nobody had the heart to tell her to shut up kek.>>2530582

No. 2531548

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why'd i get this notice for an ancient ban as i was trying to post?

No. 2531551

>>2531548
Because they give you notices of bans even after the ban has expired. VPN nonnas sometimes get other anons' bans. Hoping you were a VPN nonny and weren't retarded enough to post racebait that obvious.

No. 2531553

>>2531551
i understand a few hours or days later but it's an year old kek

No. 2531554

my favourite site, lol.com

No. 2531555

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ah yes, another Ed and Quincy event, now i can replenish my gems and contracts in peace

No. 2531556

>>2531553
If you haven't posted since then, then it's going to come up. idk what to tell you nonna. If you've been posting after 2024, then getting a notice now would be weird

No. 2531559

>>2531556
Nta but I've had that happening to me too out of nowhere, bans from a year or months ago coming in for some reason, I think it has something to do with IPs.

No. 2531576

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No. 2531582

>>2531576
This isn't dumbass, this is some genius shit.

No. 2531585

I can’t imagine discriminating against a midget. They’re so cool, such whimsical beings like real live fantasy characters. If a midget ever shows up to my place of work, they’re getting the star treatment. I’ll roll out the red carpet for them.

No. 2531620

>>2531517
Same, it feels like people…respect me more? Which is strange because I thought it might be the opposite, what with all of the “dumb blonde” jokes that were popular for years.

No. 2531681

this song touches me on a spiritual level nonas

No. 2531688

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>>2531681
An absolute fucking BANGER. Excellent taste nonna

No. 2531700

>>2531688
ily nonnie

No. 2531792

>>2531681
I always get "Bloomin'" stuck in my head at least a few times a month. What a great time for Jmusic the mid 00s-mid '10s was.

No. 2531946

Does anyone else find it kind of funny that Michael Jacksons doctor didn’t have to serve the full sentence after accidentally killing him? The judge was just like “Ehh it’s not that big of a deal you can go home” keeek

No. 2532025

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>ga ra ta da
they didnt even try bruh

No. 2532104

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i miss the glittery redtext…

No. 2532110

What's up with Asian artists on picrew and neka and abusing the symmetry tool lol

No. 2532122

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I get super annoyed of that stereotype of women being like "omg I need chocolate and chips and soda and pizza!!!" on their period, but right now I'm literally on my period and the only things I've ate today are pizza, ice cream and nutella cookies kek. I use my period as an excuse to eat junk.

No. 2532125

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What would you put in your throne wishlist if you were a famous vtuber?

No. 2532127

I'm craving a big crispy/crusty baked muffin and I will hit my boyfriend if he doesn't bring one home

No. 2532128

>>2532122
I fast/eat very little on my period because if I eat junk/heavy food I get bad cramps.
The hunger is still there though….

No. 2532134

>>2532122
Wtf we are legit synced up right now. I'm the anon who will beat her boyfriend over a muffin ^

No. 2532140

>>2532125
When I had a throne, I just put money donations on there instead of actual items. But if I did put a gift on their specifically for someone to buy me, it was usually random treats that I wouldn't want to splurge on myself like perfume.

No. 2532141

>>2532127
>>2532134
NTA but if I bake you a muffin will you hit him twice for me?
>>2532125
Tech like PC parts, headphones/mic, steam/switch games because those are usually the pricier things. Then make scrotes buy my kitty nice things like expensive food/treats and lots of feather toys.

No. 2532144

>>2532140
damn did you use to stream? why did you stop

No. 2532147

>>2532144
Not streaming, I did something called catfish findom. I stopped because I felt very ashamed of it and it wasn't right, but I was desperate and really needed the money.

No. 2532148

>>2532128
nta but damn how do you not pass out while fasting on your period? one time back when i was in high school i almost fainted in the middle of my chemistry class because i hadn't eaten anything that day and my period just started. i had to get moved by a wheelchair to the nurses's office and fed crackers and juice until i got better kek. ever since then i've been too scared to be on my period and not eat at least something for a while

No. 2532151

>>2532147
Damn i wish my endevours into online catfishing payed off like it did for you.

No. 2532184

>>2532148
NTAYRT but I also don't eat during my period, it comes naturally so I guess people are just built differently. I never felt as bad as you did, do you have heavy periods by chance? Mine are light and I only get cramps just on the first day, so I assume that makes it easier. I'm glad you're taking better care of yourself, sounds shitty to have to go through.

No. 2532195

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I consider myself to be pretty anti-gun and in fact I'm scared of them due to trauma, but I learned that my crush has a gun and imagining him cocking it and loading it and doing all the gun things made me horny. I feel ashamed. I always told myself I would never even pursue a gun-owner, but it is pretty typical where I live.

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god grant me the strength to not eat another hi-chew amen

No. 2532208

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I’m buying a house.
I’m buying a house really fast.

No. 2532229

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>>2532184
Now that I think back on it, yeah my periods used to be fairly heavy before I started using birth control so that could probably why I would get so faint without food during that time. Nowadays they're much more manageable and lighter so if I did try to go for a while without eating it probably wouldn't effect me as much, but I'd rather not risk it just in case. I feel fine while eating on my period and don't do any sort of periodic fasting stuff anyway so it just makes more sense to eat normally. Like you said though, everyone's built differently so we all should just do what's best for our bodies ofc

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>>2532229
I also pass out and am very susceptible to my blood sugar levels fluctuating during my period nonny. Doesn’t matter if it’s heavy or light for me it seems, my body just self destructs for a week. I knew someone whose periods were so painful she would vomit and pass out from the pain, and another girl who took her dad’s leftover prescription pain meds from back surgery to treat her cramps. She said they took the edge off the pain and at least let her sleep a bit. Some women just get the shit end of the stick I guess kek inb4 anyone says this isn’t normal and I or these other girls should see a doctor, we all did and were either outright dismissed or the doctors gave up on treating us

No. 2532360

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from cutest to ugliest
>prince in blue with red hood
>the prince wearing gold
>blonde prince with long hair
>aladdin
>black haired prince in white
flynn has face pubes, the blonde one at the top looks like a whore, and the chinese one has a fucked up face so they don't deserve to be listed

No. 2532389

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I wish there could be a thread for Jewish nonnas, but it would immediately be ran over with baiting from farmers and troons/Kiwifags alike. I just want to talk about my refined knaidel soup recipe…

No. 2532390

>>2532360
>plebian who doesn't even know the princes name

No. 2532406

>>2532360
Which one is prince phillip? i assume its the top medium whore but i dont recognize him. Is the blue/red one the one from snow white?
>>2532390
>remembering the names of the whores that only exist to be dildos for the stacy princesses
please

No. 2532410

>>2532360
Aladdin (streetrat version) and Shang >>>

I am Mrs worldwide when it comes to Disney princes ig

No. 2532421

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I want him cringe abuser raped by his father, and then comforted by his yaoi seme bf so bad. I am the worst of the fujofags.

No. 2532423

>>2532421
>yaoi seme bf

Sokka?

No. 2532426

>>2532421
i prefer abusing his father ngl

No. 2532441

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Never margarita tower ever again what the fuck

No. 2532446

>>2532421
ATLAS is the only show where i dont feel tempted to ship the guys. I think its because aang and sokka are so ugly and obnoxious. I always shipped him with his bdpemon stacy sister.

No. 2532451

>>2532446
>ATLAS is the only show where i dont feel tempted to ship the guys. I think its because aang and sokka are so ugly and obnoxious
What about Jet and/or that earthbender guy Katara saved from the prison ship? The former has fantastic abuse potential because he has a homicidal hateboner for firebenders

No. 2532490

>>2532421
love your enthusiasm

No. 2532522

i want to post about america stuff but farmhands have let the thread become aids infested so I wont make it this time.

No. 2532567

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I've already made peace with the fact I'll never get laid. I'm not mad at it, I'm not even regretful nor hopeless, and I'm not better than anybody for it, but it's kinda insane to admit out loud. I'll never get to touch a dick, dicks will forever be an alien subject to me, as well as sex in general. I'll never relate to other women regarding sex, my circumstances don't allow me to actually pursue anyone and I'm admittedly too naive and inexperienced it would be easy for any psycho moid to abuse me, so I'll stay a virgin. I'll never have sex nor touch a dick, I'll stay a virgin until the day I die. It is a sure fact that I'll not have sex in this timeline. I'll be the cool celibate aunt, the one that somehow never touched a penis in her whole life yet lived to her fullest. I'll never have sex.

No. 2532591

>>2532567
Man even when I was a virgin I never thought about sex like this to this extent. Why let it define you?

No. 2532626

>>2532567
Sex is overrated anyways. I prefer just masturbating. It’s like the uncle bens rice that smells so amazing out of the package but tastes like nothing. So the hornyness and pre sex stuff is more exciting than the actual thing. I hope this makes sense kek

No. 2532755

Had Buldak, coffee, and orange juice for breakfast and I'm out here wondering why my tummy mysteriously hurts

No. 2532756

>>2532755
mmm orange juice sounds yummy

No. 2532761

>>2532208
be careful nona, don't get scammed

No. 2532832

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I bought this for the cover thinking it would just be another suzuhira hiro art compilation book…

No. 2532834

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>>2532832
But the inside was not that kek

No. 2532845

>>2532832
>h limited
>didnt think it was porn
kek retard cant nihongo jozu

No. 2532847

>>2532832
she's not even wearing underwear on the cover idk what u expected lol

No. 2532849

>>2532845
>>2532847
I figured it would have some Hiro Suzuhira erotic pictures, I just didn't have any interest in loli porn by scrotes kek.

No. 2532851

>>2532832
>>2532834
>buy ugly moeblob piece
>is surprised its porn
>wasnt even bothered to read the front to prevent this mistake
I know this is the dumbass shit thread but are you genuinely braindead?

No. 2532856

>>2532851
Already stated I was expecting erotica, just not by other artists. It's really not a big deal since it was so cheap.

No. 2532858

>>2532832
You could at least post different pics from your twitter account if you’re going to post your buys on an imageboard too. The blvn community is small. Zoomers are so retarded.

No. 2532860

>>2532858
I don't have a twitter bro.

No. 2532866

>>2532834
this is honestly revolting to look at. idk how some anons can tolerate this garbage just because they like certain pickme artists art style

No. 2532870

Hello queensies

No. 2532871

>>2532860
Dont lie. I saw it.

No. 2532872

>>2532849
>>2532856
so your issue was that your loli porn was drawn by scrotes instead of a woman?

No. 2532877

meow

No. 2532878

>>2532871
Alright madam schizo.
>>2532872
I already said what it was, I only wanted the cover artist's art who doesn't draw lolis but yes it being scrote shit certainly isn't my cup of tea.

No. 2532879

>>2532626
The tension is much better every time

No. 2532880


No. 2532885

>>2532832
I always wished female artists picked this style and applied it to anime boys but 00s yaoi art is so unappealing and boring. The only ones i can think of that come close to the look of scrote artists is gravitation and okane ga nai. I have always wanted to buy the okane ga nai artbook but its always out of stock, where did you buy this? Also what other artists do you like nonny? I recommend the princess sister artbooks if you like the style.

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No. 2532895

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>>2532885
>but 00s yaoi art is so unappealing and boring
There's some of it that I like (I'm really into Kichiku Megane CGs right now)
>where did you buy this?
I got it on surugaya's english site during one of the free shipping campaigns, I recommend getting chronicle if you like her art since it's genuinely my favorite art book quality wise (lovely hardcover) and it's incredibly cheap (currently 6.50 on en surugaya)
>Also what other artists do you like nonny?
Not 2000s but Yogisya is my absolute favorite artist, I'm in love with the Remilia figure I got by her.

No. 2532897

>>2532832
She literally isnt wearing underwear

No. 2532901

>>2532446
>BPD sister
They were the original Andy and Leyley.

No. 2532903

>>2532895
I really cant get into that type of face kek its so ugly. Its why i hated so much 00s BL. I am glad the giga chin face with muppet face went out of style.

No. 2532906

>>2532446
Haven't seen Avatar but I remember someone saying that the show would never appeal to Japan because the characters aren't conventionally attractive and there's no fujobait.

No. 2532909

>>2532906
>no highly attractive underage people between the ages of 12-16
>no pointless fujo bait
So basically they hate it because they have to pay attention to the plot.

No. 2532912

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>>2532903
It's outdated and kinda cringy looking but I also kind of love it, 2000s seme eyes are entertaining as fuck to me too.
The artist who did the classic Key VNs did a BLVN at one point but seeing her super UGUUU moe art style in a BLge is just kind of uncanny to me kek.

No. 2532913

>>2532906
If Aang wasn’t bald, Asian fujos would’ve eaten Aang x Zuko up.

No. 2532915

>>2532906
It has weird tarantino tier shots of tophs dirty feet.

No. 2532919

>>2532912
I love this actually. I wish more blvn of the time looked like this instead of the weird yaoi hands anatomy. I am sure this isnt translated though, sadly.

No. 2532920

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>>2532909
Yeah pretty much, won't lie though the lack of fujobait makes me not terribly interested in watching it.
>>2532913
I think they'd have to redo their faces a bit to be more bishounen too.

No. 2532922

>>2532909
Average fujogorilla moment

No. 2532924

>>2532360
Why is this pic everywhere

No. 2532925

>>2532912
I love this art style, we need more moe boys

No. 2532926

>>2532920
Avatar is one of the rare shows you actually watch for the cool female characters and not the husbandobait. Azula, toph, mai, ty lee, not katara, suki, are amazing characters that deserved more screentime. I would delete sokka to make space for more episodes focused on them.

No. 2532927

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>>2532919
>I am sure this isnt translated though, sadly.
Yeah it isn't, a lot of doujins still use the moe eye look for the uke at least so you could look in that direction.

No. 2532930

>>2532920
In that case, I'm actually glad Japan wouldn't touch it. It doesn't need any of that stupid garbage. If Avatar was written like how Japan would write it, it would be awful.
>>2532922
>"lack of fujobait makes me not terribly interested in watching it"
Indeed. But maybe it's a blessing in disguise that they wouldn't watch it. The fandom already has raging zutards.

No. 2532931

>>2532920
The criticism about Katara is outdated now, but it would have been true at the time when the series started if it were a Japanese anime and not an American cartoon. Some trends have changed since then in shonen manga for better or worse.

No. 2532933

File: 1747937272946.jpg (2.16 MB, 1939x1630, d0b09dfe2631bf6fa3b416b8591c7d…)

>>2532925
I haven't played it but little busters is pretty well known for heavy fujobait between Kyousuke and Riki and it's translated.

No. 2532934

>>2532930
The show has toph feet and ty lee boob fanservice for moids least they could do is add some fujo fanservice

No. 2532935

>>2532933
Is that a trap? If so, pass. Sorry trapshit anon.

No. 2532938

>>2532920
Yeah it’s sadly fundamentally because of the art style which is a shame because they have a pretty interesting relationship in canon that no one is interested in writing about (even platonically) because of ship wars.
>>2532930
I agree and even though I don’t ship Zuko x Sokka I’m glad those shippers exist now because it makes them seethe kek.

No. 2532939

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>>2532935
I think it's just in one scene, for the rest of the game he's just average uguu face boy.

No. 2532940

>>2532939
School days also has some trapshit fanservice. Why are men such homos? Imagine if otomes had reverse traps you could romance.

No. 2532941

>>2532940
>Imagine if otomes had reverse traps you could romance
Um nonna…a lot of them do….

No. 2532942

>>2532941
They do? Can you give some examples. Sorry for showing my newfaggotry i dont play otomes. Can you actually romance them or are they just side characters.

No. 2532943

>>2532940
>>2532941
The Japanese are autistic with bad taste and think that moids cross-dressing and vice versa is the height of attractiveness.

No. 2532947

File: 1747937919187.png (259.06 KB, 907x573, I actually love bifauxnen char…)

>>2532942
Look up otome game on vndb and add the girl x girl romance tag, they'll pop up.
>Can you actually romance them
In a fair amount of them yeah.

No. 2532949

>>2532943
Its men just being big gay homos. Reverse traps look cool and stylish at least.

No. 2532950

>>2532895
BL kino. My favorite scenes in this game are the ones where the MC rapes himself.

No. 2532951

>>2532947
Damn thats cool. More yurifags should hide yuri routes in otome games to filter the yuritroons.

No. 2532953

>>2532950
>the mc rapes himself
I have played blvns where the mc rapes his dog but what the fuck anon

No. 2532956

File: 1747938186300.png (328.05 KB, 1225x606, they're always actresses .png)

>>2532951
I've seen some bi (or lesbian maybe) women play otome because they think the protagonists are cute so I get why some of them would add female love interests.
>>2532953
Self love is important.

No. 2532960

>>2532956
>role: homosexual
Same sis

No. 2532961

>>2532950
how does one go about raping themself? wouldn't you be consenting if you were initiating it thereby not making it rape?

No. 2532964

File: 1747938387094.jpg (59.69 KB, 799x602, marry yourself.jpg)

>>2532961
He has a different personality (sadistic seme) when he puts his glasses on.

No. 2532969

My mom keeps inserting me into her fake storie, i am so tired. She told her boyfriend about how she defended the cat smelling autist moid in her class from getting bullied and told the bully mean girls (who are all whores according to her) that i had to drop out of college because of girls like them( i dropped out because i broke my arm kekkk). Then, i shit you not, said everyone clapped and the teacher agreed with her. WTf is she like this why does she want someone to bully me so badly. Why is my family so mentally ill.

No. 2533009

>>2532446
Azula deserves better than that whiny emo fag

No. 2533012

i got my first ban after nearly a decade of being here but it had already expired by the time the ban page popped up to let me know. a first for everything i suppose

No. 2533015

I bet all your nigels are ugly as fuck, I know because mine were and i'd hype them up in my head

No. 2533021

>>2533015
Hot moids are either cougaring or taking cocks up their arse. We only get the scraps.

No. 2533027

>>2533021
sadly true. i can't wait for the day when i'm a rich middle aged lady who can lock up cute boys in my mansion's basement and spend my the rest of my days faggotbreaking them

No. 2533030

>>2532969
I have no idea why nonny but my mom does this exact thing too. It got so much worse when she got on social media 10 years ago too. She completely fabricates stories and will look at me like I’m crazy if I don’t go along with them. Feels like a coping mechanism to me or something.

No. 2533035

>>2533030
My whole family is like this. Makes me deeply ashamed. I am sorry your mom is like that, thankfully mine is too boomer to use social media besides shitok where she watches shitty AI videos.

No. 2533047

>>2533015
literally projection

No. 2533052

>>2533015
i always think this too. i've literally never not been disappointed after finally seeing a picture of a woman's boyfriend

No. 2533054

>>2533052
Has any nonna posted their bf outside paul dano wagey anon?

No. 2533058

>>2533054
Some retard posted a picture of herself smooching her nigel. Of course, he looked like a soyjak. Glasses and the pube beard and all. She thought it was gonna make us checks notes sooooo jealous.

No. 2533065

File: 1747943248111.jpg (100.08 KB, 1080x1567, 1686317044434.jpg)

>>2533054
There's this sc from one of the lolcow discord server offshoots I believe

No. 2533070

>>2533065
Holy shit, what in the BPD is this entire screenshot?

No. 2533074

>>2533065
Sometimes i hate myself for being shallow and wanting a nordic prince, then i see women act like this towards their faces of meth bfs and it makes me glad i wont settle for anything less than a 6foot blond prince with a megacock

No. 2533089

>>2533065
Imagine dying in the hospital and these are your last thoughts and public message to the world. Cringe af she'd die twice.

No. 2533122

>>2533065
What's up with bpdettes and blood? It's always some cringe shit about wanting their ugly bfs into their bloodstream and shit

No. 2533142

>>2533065
Thank god I have the mental illness that makes me cheat instead of whatever the fuck this is

No. 2533158

>>2533142
What's yours?

No. 2533161

>>2533158
I think she hypersexuality… which has a higher chance of STDs and sexual violence but sure, that's better than some bippie being cringe over a single fugly guy kek.

No. 2533163

>>2533074
We think the same way, nonna.

No. 2533164

>>2533122
Cringe learned behaviour from the yandere anime girls they used to skinwalk, probably, kek

No. 2533174

>>2533158
>>2533161
When that nonna says 'the mental illness' she means it humorously like "thank god I don't have the kind of brain that is obsessed with an ugly guy and tells everyone about it." The joke is that cheating is considered morally bad but in comparison to being cringely obsessed with an ugly guy (like the woman in the screenshot) cheating is actually more respectable. She's not actually hypersexual or mentally ill kek.

No. 2533175

A tranny came in to apply at my new job today and after they left my dear coworker turned to the boss and said “god i hate the trans. i can’t stand that shit.” I think I like it here. I felt so relieved hearing that

No. 2533176

>>2533161
I have met facebook momsthat post minion antivaccines memes with a bigger sense of humor than some anons here

No. 2533178

>>2533174
>>2533176
Yeah I got the joke, the thing is that it wasn't funny. Some anons here think every "joke" needs to be met with a seal belly slap and barking or else you're an autistic faggot who doesn't know what laughter is. No, some jokes just aren't good. And that is totally fine! Not everyone can be funny!

No. 2533182

>>2533175
The world is healing.

No. 2533190

File: 1747950521099.jpg (49.15 KB, 959x787, 1000073655.jpg)

>>2533178
YAKNOW WHAT THEY SAY… Different jokes for different folks

No. 2533195

>>2533190
IF EVERYONE LIKES THIS WE CAN SEE THE SECOND PART!! Get liking guys!!

No. 2533197

>>2533190
I really really really like this picture

No. 2533199

>>2533190
I clicked like anon… um now what?

No. 2533201

>>2533199
just wait a minute nonna

No. 2533202

>>2533197
I like it too.

No. 2533204

>>2533190
i also like it part two pleaseandthankyou

No. 2533213

Suddenly there are like 3 roommates next door that all seem to have bpd. I can't say I hate it, but the screaming fights are crazy sometimes.
Im always too captivated to think to record it. I'll try to remember.

No. 2533215

>>2533213
>Screaming fights
It's not necessarily BPD they might just be Italian

No. 2533216

>>2533213
Are they all male? Female? Mixed?

No. 2533248

>>2532926
when i was a youngin sokka was my husbando and i self inserted as toph

No. 2533250

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No. 2533283

>>2533190
i'm evil so i'm gonna dislike this hahaha

No. 2533366

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No. 2533434

British males have 2 moods: looking like a child forever and at an old age, or looking like a grandpa since they're born and staying like that forever. There's no in-between.

No. 2533444

File: 1747963126674.jpg (191.46 KB, 1072x1146, 98646519-0-image-a-29_17479149…)

This is how we get world peace

No. 2533455

>>2533444
I aint doin all that. All I need is a gun

No. 2533459

>>2533444
This is a legitimate thought, I wonder if birth control and SSRIs have a similar libido-eliminating effect because BC stops ovulation and SSRIs kill the sex drive

No. 2533471

Sometimes I look back on old cows I remember lurking on before I ever posted and their threads are 6-8 years old. It doesn't seem that long ago in my head. How long have I been out in these fields

No. 2533474

>>2533444
how about the ol' hedge clippers

No. 2533522

>>2533471
I feel the same nonny. I remember reading about PT and Chris Chan either in the late aughts or early 2010’s, definitely before 2012. Not sure if I am just old at this point or I was too terminally online for my own good. Maybe it’s both

No. 2533641

>>2533052
My friend showed me a photo of her boyfriend recently and I didn't know what to say without sounding mean kek

No. 2533719

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No. 2533728

File: 1748000865099.gif (61.89 KB, 640x362, bitter face.gif)

>>2533074
>6foot blond prince with a megacock
real but also, all this white supremacy and these moids still refuse to invent ways to clean their dicks after pissing that isn't shaking the pissdrops off

No. 2533732

>>2533434
british girls are always cute, duh, but like different types of cute, like one where they're "long" and kind of posh looking like they'll scoff at you for never having had a macaron or a kind of "pug" like cuteness, tiny face with their features close together, like Phoebe Waller-Bridge/Harry Potter's bitch aunt vs Lily Allen

No. 2533737

File: 1748001526640.gif (4.01 MB, 384x216, butt slap.gif)

just learnt about the existence of "Nerdmin" through musapylsa, how can one woman be so based

No. 2533740

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>>2533719
I am glad that final girl digital made a post debunking the ''female gaze''. So tired of zoomie girls posting stupid shit like this.

No. 2533744

File: 1748001807596.gif (4.02 MB, 220x140, 1000003090.gif)

having a thinner upper lip sucks so bad, i look moidish and when i smile i look evil

No. 2533771

File: 1748003823126.jpg (158.81 KB, 1200x1052, s-l1200.jpg)

>still refuse to invent ways to clean their dicks
Not true, what about this?

No. 2533779

>>2533771
>moids are such rapeapes they can't take 5 minutes to wash their dicks without sticking it in something

No. 2533787

>>2533719
I never get this "female gaze"shit, I had a friend explain to me how Ice Spice is male gaze but Meg Thee Stallion is female gaze. Everything she showed me was they both made sexual music but MTS raps better.
But she told me MTS can actually dance and Ice Spice just bends over so it's "Male Gaze." I do think some women try to pit hypersexual women agasint eachother because they enjoy the brand of sexual/looks of Sabrina & don't Sydney. They are the same to me tbh. Both are male identified and are slaves to the male controled media.

No. 2533793

>>2533787
Your friend is completely wrong and you are completely right.

No. 2533835

>>2533787
I think women are less threatened by Sabrina Carpenter because she’s cute whereas Sydney Sweeney is considered sexy. Sabrina is more attainable

No. 2533870

My brother and I introduced our sister to Dogseatingdogs6's autism and to our surprise she was pretty receptive to it despite being a normie unaware of terminally online humor.

No. 2533872

>>2533870
ARE YOU NORMAL?!

No. 2533877

>>2533835
>>2533787
Both of those examples are just bimbo that smiles and shakes her ass/titties vs. bimbo with a public persona. Meg is a weeb = relatable, Sabrina makes tongue in cheek jokes = relatable. That’s it. The other two just play it straight.

No. 2533889

>>2533872
What? It's not like he is a Chris-chan tier lolcow, it's just funny to hear him yell about nothing.

No. 2533897

File: 1748011737599.gif (736.01 KB, 562x640, ohno-genshiken.gif)

everyone is forgetting about the selfcest possibilities im this close to writing the fanfic myself

No. 2533900

>>2533889
No it's a quote from one of his videos nonnie, i'm a fan as well.

No. 2533937

>>2533870
>MEG GRIFFIN JUST NEEDS A HUG AND A KISS

No. 2533942

>>2533937
autists love Megan Griffen, it's like sonic or mario.

No. 2533950

>>2533900
I feel like a retard for not recognizing lmao.
>>2533937
>LOIS TRIPPED ON HER CHEST AND GRABBED HER BOOB, LAAAAAAAAME

No. 2533955

The RPF thread on /g/ is insane, those Wonder Wall brothers are probably the only pair of real life siblings that I'm half convinced really have done freaky shit together, and I don't even like or gaf about Oasis at all. I don't even care about the brothers, Blur has always been superior. But still. Very entertaining thread to read. Keep it up anons.

No. 2533985

I finally bought a towel yesterday because I forgot to change my washing machine and the clothes molded so after one week I have finally bought a towel again. I was using a tiny dish towel to dry myself.

No. 2534088

my perception of time is all fucked up and i keep forgetting the hours because the sun hasn't been out in weeks, feels like nighttime 24/7

No. 2534127

>>2533065
omg japananon… memories. to think she flew out for this guy

No. 2534140

>>2533955
It's on /m/ anon kek

No. 2534144

>>2533870
I fucking love DED6, his hatred of Batman and Robin gets me every time.

No. 2534145

>>2533058
It was a gif was it not? I think I have it saved.
>>2533065
I miss Japanon
>>2534127
To think he accused her of raping him

No. 2534147

>>2533835
One of my personal cows deeply loves Sabrina and fucking despises Taylor Swift and I genuinely don’t get it.

No. 2534149

>>2533835
I think most women don't think about either of them at all

No. 2534151

I have been catching up with childhood friends from highschool, 2 of them are married and I have a LDR boyfriend of 3 years and when we went around the table I had to make up an excuse to not show a picture of him because he's fucking Ugly. Not only ugly but looking at him compared to their husbands he looks 17 in an ugly nerd way. FUCK

No. 2534171

>>2533835
I agree
>>2534149
Yes they do. Whenever I talk with normie women, I’m amazed at how invested they are about random celebrities

No. 2534232

>>2534151
Anon what are you going to do? Why are you dating an ugly guy you can't even have sex with so who knows if he slangs that thang good enough to stay?

No. 2534271

>>2534144
How can he hate Mr.Freeze like that, he is unironically the best part of the movie.
>what killed the dinosaurs? THE ICE AGE!
Funniest shit.

No. 2534299

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I was looking through otome games with female LI options on vndb at the suggestion of one of the nonas in the thread. I found a decently cute western eroge but the focus on the sex scenes always asking if something is fine or if you want to stop ruined the mood completely

No. 2534309

File: 1748036949822.png (2.84 MB, 1170x1478, jZ5h5vh7.png)

please tell me I'm not the only who sees it.

No. 2534310

>>2534309
Anon that’s ai purposely meant to resemble it

No. 2534319

>>2534309
Banned for ai outside of containment, please step out of your tractor and walk in the direction of the pasture.

No. 2534323

>>2534309
I hate how AI made shit and cum come out of the burgers

No. 2534354

People on this site say "humiliation ritual" way too much

No. 2534358

>>2534354
Must be a humiliation ritual

No. 2534376

>>2534372
You're on windows seven?

No. 2534394

>>2534376
Nta but that's the only good version of windows

No. 2534499

it's always about dog people this, cat people that, but as a child I was definitely a fish person, so what's the stereotype about them?

No. 2534502

>>2534499
blub blub

No. 2534529

>>2534499
They flush their fish down the toilet when they think it's dead/when it dies.

No. 2534531

File: 1748057477597.jpg (116.36 KB, 736x736, download (61).jpg)

>>2534499
Now I want to know what the stereotype is for reptile people. I had a lot of turtles as a kid (they all died…), and now I have lizards.

No. 2534536

File: 1748057846623.gif (560.22 KB, 220x174, gecko-cute-4095983915.gif)

>>2534531
Introverted stoners/alcoholics who watch conspiracy videos on yt, are good listeners and have a lot of friends or almost no friends

No. 2534538

File: 1748058061116.jpg (35.23 KB, 500x667, cute.jpg)

>>2534536
I abstain from drugs and alcohol, but everything else is pretty much true! Knob tail geckos are so cute btw

No. 2534540

File: 1748058396799.gif (1.9 MB, 498x278, lizard-thirsty-water-not-beer-…)

>>2534538
Yes they are nona, ty for identifying them. The sober lizard keepers are the cleanest with the happiest reptiles

No. 2534541

>>2534536
I agree completely but will add the ones that drink more have less friends and the ones that drink less have more friends in my experience.

No. 2534542

>>2533787
Your friend is wrong

No. 2534545

File: 1748059308167.jpg (92.74 KB, 942x946, Gor1uUfXgAAWag9.jpg)

was plating mashed potatoes and I couldnt stop giggling because when I spooned it on the plate I couldnt stop thinking of serving mashed potatoes by the splat

No. 2534546

File: 1748059644204.png (147.76 KB, 350x281, 1000025460.png)

>>2534545
How lunch ladies serve every school-attending human being under the age of eighteen.
>splat

No. 2534548

File: 1748060120067.png (289.07 KB, 720x713, 1000081849.png)

stacy shit

No. 2534552

i'm really spending my friday night watching johnny test. goddamn.

No. 2534556

>>2533771
and does this clean beneath the foreskin?

No. 2534575

>>2533771
It puts the wiener cleaner on its skin, or it gets the chop again

No. 2534608

>>2533737
something about him scratches the itch that Sydney from DOL left behind

No. 2534620

File: 1748072816844.png (256.23 KB, 882x681, huh.png)

what is happening to my lolcor

No. 2534621

>>2534620
mods being fat lazy retards and not doing anything about the site being raided

No. 2534624

>>2534621
They really need to find more mods that can be active on different timezones

No. 2534625

File: 1748073036791.gif (1.8 MB, 400x400, IMG_5281.gif)

farmhands wake the fuck up

No. 2534628

>>2534499
There’s also rabbit people, ferret people, hamster people, rat/mice people, guinea pig people, sugar glider people, and bird people. The sugar glider people are fucking insane

No. 2534630

>>2534620
think it's a indian moid? i think so, he keeps saying "saar" which is specifically indian moids' way of mocking their own accent

No. 2534631

>>2534630
nona look at /m/ I think it's a shartyfag mocking indian scrotes although it could also be an actual indian moid

No. 2534633

>>2534630
What makes you think Indians mock themselves that way? I've never seen them be anything but defensive, meanwhile they're always getting mocked with memes like bob and vagene, designated shitting street etc.

I'm pretty sure I saw saar on 4chan just recently but I didn't actually know what it meant so I ignored it.

No. 2534634

>>2534631
i think it's an indian moid, thinks that if he mocks indian moid behviour it makes him better.

No. 2534635

>>2534628
I do lots of fiber arts related hobbies and the alpaca people are the most deranged there

No. 2534636

>>2534633
"saar" is how you say sir in a thick indian accent

No. 2534637

who is the other stacy derailing the sharty thread with kane with me kek

No. 2534638

File: 1748074066203.jpeg (701.31 KB, 1035x1547, IMG_9700.jpeg)

I’m thankful my trazadone didn’t work tonight kek

No. 2534640

>>2534638
derail his shit thread with us nonnie

No. 2534642

File: 1748074841122.jpg (564.96 KB, 2400x3000, 20241113_103302.jpg)

why is the nikocado thread still up i fucking hate this place

No. 2534647

File: 1748075271049.gif (383.97 KB, 360x202, 1000018945.gif)

>>2534637
I love you both

No. 2534648


No. 2534650

Jannies deleted the thread before I had a chance to save all the hot guy pics. Reeee!

No. 2534651

congrats nonnas, it took only 1000 posts of porn and kanesachiko to get it deleted and replaced with a thread gif of ass

No. 2534652

>>2534650
check the /g/ thread for more nonny

No. 2534653

>>2534651
Its fucking hilarious that men kept trying to take back control of the thread by accusing anons of being trannies for liking hot men kek jealous fatties. They were seething so hard.

No. 2534654

>>2534650
scrotes back

No. 2534655

>>2534654
>>>/m/499476
>>>/m/499474

No. 2534658

moid exiled

No. 2534659

nonnies are so smurt, contrivuting to the 2D and yaoi thread to get them off the front page

No. 2534660

>>2534638
Trazodone gave me paradoxical effects and I felt like I’d just taken 80mg of adderall

No. 2534661

File: 1748077134749.jpg (156.01 KB, 900x719, ryo cry.jpg)

>>2534651
Holy shit nonas, do you know what this means? Fujos and yumes worked together on something. We united against the scrotes

No. 2534662

File: 1748077247816.png (267.49 KB, 800x1083, 1000028252.png)

>>2534651
KEK the ass is the only one that survived
>>>/m/499272

No. 2534664

>>2534660
Dang, I’m the opposite and stimulants make me sleepy. I was prescribed Vyvanse but had to stop because it would knock me out within an hour of taking it.

No. 2534666

hm, even though the link is greentexted the actual link i copied still works

No. 2534667

>>2534661
yes! a win for women worldwide!

No. 2534668

>>2534661
>replied to a sharty bait thread
>posing this as a win

No. 2534669

TOTAL WOMAN VICTORY

No. 2534671

>>2534668
it is when they can't get the image of a boy getting molested by anthro animal ladies and arufredo's thick booty out their heads for weeks

No. 2534675

>>2534668
They were literally seething about it though kek it was funny.

No. 2534679

File: 1748078838331.jpg (331.36 KB, 766x1080, 1577927442336.jpg)

Americans are so lucky they have so much fun things to do. I am so bored here, please free me.

No. 2534680

>>2534679
We don't really if you live in a rural area. Growing up, fun for me was going to Walmart lol.

No. 2534684

>>2534680
But you can travel. If i was american i would be saving up to take a trip to texas to see the USS Texas once it reopens. But there is nothing to look forward to where i live.

No. 2534685

File: 1748079561376.jpg (341.21 KB, 1600x1139, europe-in-australia.jpg)

>>2534684
You can travel too anon, you might just have to go further.

I'm way more jealous of Europeans when it comes to travel though. I'm Australian so the thought of literally just driving into another country or catching the train there is the wildest shit.

No. 2534687

do i pick the ugly one or the hot one…. methinks methinks very hard
stability or exciting toxic….

No. 2534691

>>2534685
I dont have money, sadly.

No. 2534708

>>2534685
>or catching the train there is the wildest shit.
kek that's if a miracle happens and trains aren't late or cancelled, if the train conductor doesn't kill himself when driving, if people don't throw themselves in front of trains to commit suicide, if there aren't strikes, if railroad companies could replace old or damanged rails on time instead of waiting for accidents to happen, if people could stop forgetting their luggage in the middle of train stations so the police doesn't have to evacuate them in case there's a bomb in there, etc. I'm still mad.

No. 2534711


No. 2534712

>>2534687
Better yet don't pick any and get a hobby.

No. 2534727

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>>2534687
nag some nudes out of the hot one and money out of the ugly one and then pick neither

No. 2534728

>>2534727
double points if you sell the nudes for more money.

No. 2534729

>>2534728
triple points if you blackmail him with them

No. 2534736

>>2534687
cheat on both

No. 2534738

>>2534727
>>2534728
>>2534729
Top tier questline

No. 2534773

File: 1748091475139.jpg (14.46 KB, 640x480, me.jpg)

>show sister a picture of a guy I think is attractive
>she tells me I will never get with a moid like him and I should try to look as pretty as him
Day ruined.

No. 2534780

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>>2534773
Screw your sister!! You should take care of yourself and experiment with fashion and looks only for YOURSELF, not for some retarded moids attention. People who care only about looks are the most shallow idiots on earth with no real interests or personality. I am sorry that your sister is such a bitch, it clearly shows how insecure she is.

No. 2534782

>>2534780
Kek thank you kindly, but I think she meant I should look as pretty as the moid. I do like pretty moids but come on

No. 2534792

>>2534782
To be fair, love on social media and irl are two different things. My mother who is a model ended up falling for a man who looks like Trump and our family is still shocked about it. But a more normal example would be that my friend married a man who is extremely attractive, and he fell for her simply for the fact of how easygoing and friendly she is. She is a pure sunshine of a person, looking average and is on a chubby side, but she doesn't let her that stop her from enjoying her life. There is always a chance for you to find a great person, nonny!

No. 2534794

>>2534708
Kek what is wrong with where you live nona?? My country has a pretty shit rail system but it's not like people are flocking to kiss the train's headlights or anything. Even in the winter when trees fall and floods cover the tracks it's not like the service is indefinitely suspended. Aren't you able to plan around that?

No. 2534810

>>2534773
>she tells me I will never get with a moid like him and I should try to look as pretty as him
shes afraid of being the cool handsome one in the relationship but that doesnt have to be you nonna stay strong

No. 2534891

>>2534638
>>2534651
>1000 posts of porn and kanesachiko
is sachikoposting supposed to be a common occurrence on this website? because I know of one specific person who happens to be obsessed with this artist and may be lurking around here

No. 2534899

>>2534891
its def a personalityfag its highly retarded they spammed it and gave attention to the moid (which means get ready for raids in the coming week due to these fujotards who thought they were doing something) farmhands seem too lenient on those recently

No. 2534900

File: 1748103182584.jpg (27.15 KB, 524x329, Fm1CIcZaYAMv96e.jpg)

if this guy who was top of the class and beloved by teachers looses his license because of his greed i'm going to laugh myself sick

No. 2534903

i understand the substances

No. 2534907

>>2534903
Which ones?

No. 2534910

>>2534907
Weed, Nicotine, a friend bought this maple bourbon and I broke my sobriety for it. I feel great.

No. 2534911

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>>2534899
yeah well I know exactly who they are… maybe not a fujo but not any less a horndog
so what kind of attention are we taking about here?

No. 2534913

>>2534638
Where's the second picture posted at I need to look it closer for scientific reasons?

No. 2534914

>>2534911
>>2534651
I thought the moid in those drawings were supposed to be one of the Oasis members or some other RPF fag kek, not some artist's OC.

No. 2534915

>>2534913
knock yourself out, there's dozens of gallery pages
https://yoiko-yokochou.com/misemono/room1.html

No. 2534918

>>2534891
>>2534899
Not a sachikofag but I thought her work was liked by tons of anons. It's been posted here for years without any issues

No. 2534920

>>2534914
He's based on Paul McCartney.

No. 2534921

>>2534918
so as it would turn out, her one quirky husbando might have been picked off here as well? kind of disappointing if not surprising

No. 2534968

File: 1748108098659.png (191.06 KB, 2560x674, Longest_theropods.svg.png)

T-rexes were shorter than I imagined them to be.

No. 2534974

>>2534968
They were still chonkier and more powerful than spinos though. Jurassic park 3 lied.

No. 2534976

>>2534968
Can't stop laughing at their silly little hand silhouettes

No. 2534981

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>>2534976
How dare you bodyshame these beautiful queens

No. 2534982

>>2534976
No, stop…

No. 2534987

I actually watched JP3 very recently. Or at least tried, it's completely ridiculous. The scene where a phone somehow loudly and cheerfully rings from inside a dino's stomach and the retarded chase scene that ensues gotta be one of the least scary scenes meant to be scary, ever.

No. 2534988

>>2534981
>coo coo

No. 2534992

File: 1748109506935.gif (11.11 MB, 498x498, pg.gif)


No. 2534994

>>2534992
Add this to the movie nights cytube I beg!!!!

No. 2534996

>>2534988
Is that a french fashion designer?

No. 2535000

I'm going to get doner kebap but only with bread two kinds of meat and sauce. Like a meat tornado

No. 2535032

>>2534992
Peter is so cute and retarded I kinda love him

No. 2535034

>>2535032
he's fat

No. 2535039

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>>2535034
I don't want to fuck him, nona, I'd feel too much like a pedo. It's the same feeling you get when interacting with cute animals like, "aww, you're so stupid and dumb, you have no idea how anything works." look at him boogie and tell me you don't think that's at least a little bit endearing? Instead of being a bitter rapeape scrote who makes women miserable all the time, he simply walks on that stage and does his little boogie with not a single thought in his head.

No. 2535043

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How do I achieve this natty ~2 years

No. 2535048

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>>2534992
He might be fat and have small arms, but YWNBATrex, moid

No. 2535060

>>2535043
Have you tried drinking the black goo, it worked wonders for me

No. 2535077

File: 1748114963954.jpg (50.52 KB, 700x700, propud-protein-milkshake-choco…)

I'm sick atm and fucking NOTHING soothes how sore my throat is, after having to deal with this for more than 24 hours I got desperate for a break from it I started rummaging through the fridge and grabbed picrel. Chugging it made me feel like I ascended into heaven, the way it was just the right amount of creamy and cold did the trick absolutely perfectly.
So today I learned fridge cold protein drinks helps with sore throats.

No. 2535110

I discovered that the Lake City Quiet Pills mystery is a hoax. Run and made by roleplaying furfag pedos who host/post porn and RP as soldiers/hitmen and veterans. I sort of had a feeling when watching a video about it by this dude who debunked the whole thing later, when he mentioned the extensive military knowledge, I just thought "autistic larper whose special interest is the military". And the larper's account being a mod of jailbait, the website he had that hostes CP and porn, it all felt like a perverted autist who isn't trying to hide it and is an attention seeker at that since he had easily connected accounts and websites everywhere that he obviously wanted people to find and see for shock value. The assassination thing is a coincidence and got debunked on Reddit as well.
https://x.com/sociablebarely/status/1210109285885042688?lang=en

No. 2535112

Getting called beautiful by strangers always makes me laugh I hope that doesn’t make me look like a bitch

No. 2535113

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>>2534891
i started posting them because she has a constant motif of anthropomorphic animal women harassing her OCs, and her animal women aren't really the kind that would be well liked by moids. and i mean a moid was bothered tho

No. 2535118

>>2535113
do not engage with attentionwhore raids thats basic common sense on ibs, how are you this dense?

No. 2535119

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>>2534608
i watched his one edit too much and milked every last bit of serotonin out of it and now i feel nothing, sad

No. 2535121

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>>2535118
i'm jello

No. 2535252

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fuck fuck fuck Fuck FUck fuck FUCK fuck

No. 2535312

>>2535252
He a cute

No. 2535347

>>2535113
alright, nevermind then

No. 2535352

>>2535252
>tfw my ex used to have this exact same pair of pants and similar glasses, always moving around in socks or slippers… but with long hair hiding his face

No. 2535358

>>2535352
Your 3DPD will never be as cute and charming as the little anime whore, I'm sorry nonnie

No. 2535368

>>2535358
well yeah he didn't have such a baby face, still made me horny as fuck kek

No. 2535381

>>2535358
I wish women would stop comparing their meat dildos to cute anime boys. 3Dpigs are not capable of being cute due to their wretched, corrupted soul.

No. 2535382

>>2535381
If your organic dildo at least resembles the anime boy it's easier to substitute him in your brain.

No. 2535388

>>2535382
They never resemble anime boys. They always just look ugly.

No. 2535414

>>2535381
this is literally the same line of thinking pedo moids use when comparing women to their equally "baby-faced" anime girls

No. 2535415

>>2535414
Do women rape and kill men, children and animals, do women kill their entire families?

No. 2535418

>>2535415
>>2535414
let's not do this in dumbass shit thread I just wanted to post a cute anime boy

No. 2535419

>>2535415
… what? please touch grass

No. 2535425

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>>2535419
Here, i will refresh your mind. Pickme-chan. Homicide is the leading cause of death for pregnant women btw, guess by who.

No. 2535428

>>2535425
The only reason your 2D moid doesnt murder you is because he physically cant, you do know that right? 2D moids are rotten pigs too who probably rape all their female character co-stars when you turn off your cheeto dust covered laptop.

No. 2535432

>>2535428
>writing this schizophrenic fanfic because you are angry women like cute anime boys instead of 3DPD whores
lol lmao, doesnt your nigel need you to clean his mess and cook his meals? clean his skidmark ridden undies in the mean time.

No. 2535436

>>2535432
i hate 3d moids, but pretending your 2d moid wouldnt rape or kill women too just because he has no arms to use irl and is just a bunch of pixels doesnt mean hes a good person, he just lacks the opportunity

No. 2535439

File: 1748149598750.gif (148.91 KB, 236x260, meds.gif)

>>2535436
They are not real, schizo. Take your meds.

No. 2535441

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>>2535436
Anon…this is so retarded, Double D would never.

No. 2535444

>>2535436
kek I remember when I was into 2d moids I was always into the realistically villainous or "flawed" ones so I never doubted for a second that they wouldn't be capable of acting like 3d moids

No. 2535446

>>2535441
Isn't this dude like 10-15

No. 2535449

can't even rub it to anime boys anymore because of woke

No. 2535450

>>2535446
Maybe some people were the same age when the show came out.

No. 2535458

>>2535450
Yes and I had a crush on the characters from Free! when I was a teenager but i stopped giving a fuck a long time ago

No. 2535460

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>>2535444
They still arent comparable to 3DPD because they cant and never will be real. Thats the reason why women like flawed edgy guys in fiction, because they cant harm them irl. Meanwhile a 3DPD becoma reddit viral after writing ''love'' messages to his wife, got dubbed ''america's kindest husband'' and then he killed his wife. Never fall for 3DPD, it's a death sentence.

No. 2535461

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>>2535414
So why is he your ex then? Was it his wretched, corrupted soul? Yep I thought so.

No. 2535464

>>2535458
And Double D would still never, so you couldn't knock my argument.

No. 2535465

>>2535458
Why are you making your insecurity everyone elses problems.

No. 2535466

File: 1748150201827.webp (18.69 KB, 250x330, sponge.WEBP)

>>2535436
This is who you’re talking to. Feel bad? You should. Respect 2d men.

No. 2535469

>>2535466
He's mentally challenged dating him irl would be considered rape.

No. 2535471

>>2535466
spongebobbu-chan…..

No. 2535474

File: 1748150322813.webm (2.84 MB, 480x480, 1747415339803.webm)

COCAINA AGHHHHHH

No. 2535475

>>2535436
And I suppose we're all supposed to keep this in mind for when the dimensional merge happens and fictional characters become real

No. 2535477

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>>2535466
Spongebob doesn't count because he is shota

No. 2535478

>>2535458
Then get some new husbandos it's not like a 3D scrote is going to treat you any better

No. 2535479

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>>2535475
Well at least I can die knowing that Kirby would eat me out better than any scrote ever could.

No. 2535481

>>2535466
New kirbyfucker found?

No. 2535483

>>2535479
Too much vacuuming he'd pull my uterus out
I am not kirbyfucker ok

No. 2535484

>>2535479
I thought kirby was a girl?

No. 2535485

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>>2535477
Actually a kind nona already went over this.

No. 2535486

>>2535475
Imagine the amount of car accidents robert the sponge is going to cause once it happens.

No. 2535487

>>2535469
SpongeBob is not retarded. He has genuine joy in his heart, which dark sided people such as yourself can only interpret as retardation. His brain is normal sized and fully functional. Your soul is tiny sized and has ceased functioning.

No. 2535488

>>2535466
spongebob always gave me sociopath/narcissist vibes

No. 2535489

>>2535466
Do you think his nose inflates

No. 2535492

>>2535487
He's a menace to society and his retardation canonically causes depression. Must be tiring to be in constant closeness to that yellow shit.

No. 2535494

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>>2535485
Ackshually in the show there is no passage of time, and even if he is old he is youthful looking, checkmate theorist

No. 2535496

>>2535492
We know it's you squidward your art SUCKS

No. 2535503

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>>2535488
Stop it, he is kindhearted and loves his friends and job

No. 2535504

File: 1748151106862.jpeg (138.49 KB, 864x585, IMG_2963.jpeg)

I just want a group of friends like this

No. 2535507

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No. 2535514

>>2535488
>>2535492
You know he’s not a rapist so you resort to conspiracy theories and slander.

No. 2535515

File: 1748151618096.jpeg (68.77 KB, 512x384, IMG_2964.jpeg)

pulling up to this thread with my warden hat

No. 2535518

why does she keep ignoring my twitch chat messages…it's so fucking over

No. 2535519

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>>2535485
>14 in 2000
Monster
How should I feel?
Creatures lie here
Looking through the window

No. 2535538

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I hate spongebob. When i was a kid i loved Rocko's modern life, it was my favourite show and Rocko was my first crush. Then the show got cancelled and replaced by something called ''spongebob squarepants'' and i thought ''wtf that sounds like shit, what a dumb name'' i watched and it was just a rip off of Rocko's modern life but for dumb 00s kids. I was so pissed because Rocko is such a cute, hardworking and kind man and spongebob was rude, mean, and lets be honest, not mentally capable of functioning without adult supervision. I think they even gave him a red tard hat in one episode which confirmed my theory he's got down syndrome or autism. It also pissed me so much how Sandy was treated in the show, she was constantly being picked on by the rude moids like spongebob and patrick. Meanwhile Rocko lives in a strong female society. Women are bigger and stronger than the men and they assert dominance by sexually harassing them. Bev Bighead is a gigastacy that constantly cucks her husband with younger men like Rocko. Thats a female role model young girls should look up to. Sandy is clearly intelligent but lets spongebob and patrick walk all over her which is bad for young girls.

No. 2535610

>>2535481
nta but there's been multiple spongefuckers in the past, the one who wanted her bf to roleplay as her spongeward/squidbob ship in bed and the regular one in one of the husbando threads
>>2535484
kirby technically doesn't have a canon sex, so it can vary

No. 2535682

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I'm not the only one who used to lick dried out playdoh, right? It was salty.

No. 2535684

>>2535682
Did different colors taste different

No. 2535686

>>2535684
I don't think so, I don't believe i did it often enough to know

No. 2535692

>>2535686
That’s unfortunate, I was invested in finding out. When I was like 8 or younger I would eat the paper worksheets they would give us in school because I didn’t want to do them.

No. 2535810

it's so crazy how many deeply bitter and insecure anons there are here these days. saying there are some cons to being short?
>"if its so horrible being the perfect ideal height why don't you wear platforms huh? oh look at me me me i'm so petite and perfect, kill yourself!"
complaining that you've been objectified from a young age because of your breasts?
>"nobody gives a shit about your perfect tits go get a mastectomy if it hurts so much"
there's a lot of craziness lurking around the ugliness/bdd threads in /g/ and i suspect a lot of it is immature and/or underage looksmaxxfagging tiktok users

No. 2535867

>>2535810
>Complain about something that's actually bothering you
>Some insane nona accuses you of humble bragging and writes fanfic
>A bunch of other nonas don't bother to read your original post and project their own issues onto a massive response chain
>Infight happens
Tale as old as time

No. 2535963

I've watched both petscop and 3d workers island and idk am I too dumb to "get" this stuff lol

No. 2536054

Ive been taking off my shirts like a dude (pulling it up by the collar instead of the hem) and it feels so much more comfortable. Plus, the shirt doesnt have to go inside out. Men were onto something, for once.

No. 2536073

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The "no AI" gives big "this is library" vibes and it's so fucking adorable. Yeah no AI slop, you tell her anon!

No. 2536111

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>>2535538
Based nonna!

No. 2536156

i'm stinki

No. 2536160

>>2535810
>>2535867
I don't know if I'm just being schizo but I'm sure the most aggro posters in those threads have recognisable typing styles kek

No. 2536165

>>2535538
Preach, we should watch it in the movie room sometime.

No. 2536172

>>2535963
Don't worry the writer is a hack who admitted to intentionally making the writing obtuse and difficult to understand by leaving information out

No. 2536173

>>2536165
I would love to watch it with nonnies and see their reaction. It has so many weird episodes that would not pass for children's tv nowadays. My favourite fucked up moment is where rocko works on a sex hotline and gets a call by ms big head. This show was fucked up kek.

No. 2536174

>>2536173
The way he says "Mrs Bighead?" is satisfying for some reason

No. 2536231

File: 1748203295861.png (1.68 MB, 1170x1734, back in my day.png)

We’ve left a disgusting era in history precisely where it belongs. In the past!

No. 2536234

>>2536172
I read about that but I see people constantly and how it has a huge impact but to me, but aside from the themes of abuse, it's very difficult to make sense of storytelling like this. Not in just his stories but generally stories like that. I hate that I have to make sense of stuff and references I'm not aware of. Yet so many people praise it as genius. And 3d workers island is described as "creepy" and "terrifying" and I'm like "did we watch the same thing?". At least petscop made you feel some sort of unease.

In both cases thought, I hate how I'm waiting as the story goes by to see it come together but in the end I'm left confused and unsatisfied till I watch some hour long analysis video.

No. 2536250

File: 1748205391200.webp (71.09 KB, 720x540, IMG_3186.webp)

>>2536173
I had horrible nightmares about that one episode where Rocko sees Mrs bighead bury mr bighead in his backyard kek I remember shivering in my bed a child from being so scared. Loved the other episodes though kek

No. 2536252

File: 1748205654295.jpg (31.88 KB, 349x277, Tumblr_l_17814590208282.jpg)

Winsor&Newton changed the formula for their brush cleaner and now it doesn't fucking work anymore. I paid $13 for shitty soapy water that does nothing!

No. 2536255

>>2536173
I hated this show so much as a kid

No. 2536260

>>2535963
petscop starts out strong, but the creator, besides admitting to making stuff too obtuse, expresses regret about making a real-life child death the inspiration for his horror series. i thought it was wonderful up til about episode 10. it shouldn't have been that long. in the beginning it felt like we were all solving a mystery together, then it was like the creator didn't want anyone to find out and also to just keep going instead of keeping it short and sweet.

>>2535538
i like both of these shows and i never thought sandy was a shitty role model. she's athletic, cool and the strongest resident in bikini bottom. also didn't rocko get a new movie where he got all deferential with the bighead's tranny son or something?

No. 2536265

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Real ones remember

No. 2536285

>>2535963
you need to watch sheriff domestic then it will all make sense

No. 2536352

File: 1748213043363.jpg (3.2 MB, 3464x3464, 55443322.jpg)

I wanted to try these bangs cause I thought they looked cute but now I feel like a retard with a donut on my head

No. 2536360

>>2536352
kek, what does it look like?

No. 2536368

File: 1748213748391.png (764.46 KB, 826x1080, Tumblr_pg574ed4Lx1wkzgvwo1_128…)

Should I do the most retarded thing ever and make a YouTube channel where I sperg out about stuff I like with poor quality audio and editing?
>>2536352
Giorno??!

No. 2536481

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>>2535507
this is so tsundere and high key kinda hot. I hope squidward sees the light and acknowleges his kawai feeling for his spongey squishy coworker

No. 2536557

my little puppy girl is just so cute nonnies. she is middle aged now but will always be a puppy to me. the way she tucks her feet in all proper and rests her chin on a bundled up blanket and snores away so content with me next to her. she is my best friend and i love her and she is such a light! my little darling! i cant believe she exists!

No. 2536602

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I liked SU back when it came out but I legit think it helped groom kids, teens and vulnerable idiot adults into the gender cult. I never finished it

No. 2536608

>>2531439
I want varg to meet Dr Umar

No. 2536615

>>2536481
i shipped it as a kid… also i had a crush on a certain character and i admitted it awhile ago and anons laughed at me

No. 2536651

File: 1748224487214.jpg (38.41 KB, 1280x720, plankton and planktonyume.jpg)

>>2536615
Planktonyume is that you? I support you the other anons are just jealous their husbandos are inferior and not motivated like plankton who is passionate about world domination

No. 2536691

>>2536651
no but i also love planktonyume whoever she is

it's dennis

No. 2536777

the pain of trannies discovering your favourite niche artist and running it to the ground because they make girly silly nonsense music. i desperately want them GONE

No. 2536787

>>2536777
… Not Coco & Clair Clair, please don't say it's so

No. 2536845

I impulse purchased 2 CDs maxi singles off Discogs, one from Italy, the other from Germany. Both by the same artist, just a bit hard to find. It was a bit pricey despite the discounts, but hopefully I won't need to pay that much for the delivery when it comes.

No. 2536852

>>2536602
idk i think some people are retards anon, i watched all of it since it started, from the pilot to the last season and never even considered transgenderism or being an enby or fake sexualities, i think its more about the communities that went behind it, which were already into other shows and games

No. 2536878

My personal cow on Tumblr just broke up with her latest boyfriend. I just know that the two other anons on here that follow her antics are going to be overjoyed.

No. 2536908

He released an EP that isn't shitty rap thank GOD

No. 2536912

>>2536908
Did you make this vague post because you wanted us to ask who you're talking about

No. 2536920

>>2536260
>where he got all deferential with the bighead's tranny son or something?
No, actually he never accepted bighead's son is now a tranny. He was pissed off because his favourite cartoon got a shitty reboot. The episode ends with him still being confused over the trooning.

No. 2536928


No. 2536941

dumbass nonny moment
I just got jumpscared by the moles on my own arm because I thought they were bug bite marks…

No. 2536953

>>2536941
samefag
this is the first time in months that it's finally warm enough to wear short sleeves so looking at my arms feels so weird after barely seeing them all fall and winter… my hands and wrists look almost skeletal together, it's scaring me. And my moles are still freaking me out. Why do they look so much like bug bite marks

No. 2536969

File: 1748244859521.mp4 (470.82 KB, 426x426, AQN73cZ6FT5FsmwNWIQDeeslcvWBXU…)

>>2536920
i would like to believe that but it seems like everyone is super into it

No. 2536990

>>2536969
Rocko looks uncomfortable.

No. 2536993

>>2536908
who are you talking about

No. 2537024

My friend is back to sperging about her kpoop husbando, I guess it didn't work out with her new bf.

No. 2537046

>>2536990
but he doesn't seem angry or confused

No. 2537074

>>2536787
no it’s toxic lipstick kek i like them too though

No. 2537113


No. 2537119

File: 1748257282580.jpg (35.87 KB, 598x598, 1648335273159.jpg)

I am going to the gym for the first time today. I know its going to be embarassing so i ordered a bk breakfast to get me in the mood. Gonna watch some anime, change and then face it.

No. 2537129

>>2537074
>>2536777
Did TIMs recently discovered them? Toxic lipstick got some fanbase of tifs because of danganronpa Instagram edit in 2021. When will this tranny virus finally end? It's so tiresome

No. 2537170

>>2537119
That's great, nona! Well done for having the courage to work on your health. Give us an update when you're done.

No. 2537187

>>2537170
Thank you nonny, i am scared that i am going to froze and not know what to do. They told me they had teachers but my anxiety keeps making scenarious about me dropping the spaghetti and everyone looking at me kek doesnt help i am fat

No. 2537218

File: 1748266416213.png (609.14 KB, 714x522, morning yall.PNG)

i can't remember why i chose design anymore, i should've dropped after just two semesters my cgpa dropped to 7.shit, worst part is, i wouldn't know what else to do with my life, i have several other options, but my current decision too is an "other" option because my interest is equally diluted among them, so i'd do just as bad at them as i am at design, i think the one true passion i've had in my life is being a degenerate, before i collected myself into looking like a normal person after graduating school and before entering college, all i ever wanted to do with my life was have a degen art account drawing cute boys and make money off of it, but that's not really worth pursuing for obvious reasons and also bc my art sucks, it's like a calarts poly circle raised a child on animu and then made it draw. and if i wasn't 5'2" and built like a gynecomastic moid, i'd run a drug empire or do the needful and finally make India unsafe for moids. i should've been a beefcake artist in ye old days

No. 2537220

>>2536941
kekk nonnie, sometimes i get scared bc the wind passes through my arm hairs and i think it's a bug or a spider kekkk

No. 2537238

>>2537218
tbh this is probably karma, i spent the entire semester seething that i consider this and that person to be beneath me and as payback i see them succeed as i fail, shouldn't've done that.

No. 2537354

File: 1748276111094.jpg (432.21 KB, 1125x874, 1000004015.jpg)

huuuuuuuuuuuaaaa im doing it nonnas im reaching my gooaaaals!! wagmi sisters!

No. 2537487

Next month I'm giving up the internet (with a few necessary exceptions) and I don't even know what'll happen. It's so ingrained to use it, for the last 20 years at least it's been my solace and my crutch. If I've ever been anything, it's online. More than half my life it's been my go-to for boredom, venting and finding communities for my niche interests.

I'm a bit excited and scared. What'll happen when I don't have the internet to distract me from my non stop internal monologue and when I go down a rabbit hole of bad thoughts? Maybe I'll have a breakdown and come out the other side being the person I always envisioned myself to be. Probably not, but I'll miss you nonas when I'm away.

No. 2537492

>>2537487
Hell yes nonna

No. 2537521

>>2536691
dennis was HOT

No. 2537545

>>2537354
I LEND YOU MY ENERGY
HHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

No. 2537573

File: 1748289160209.gif (433.82 KB, 427x326, 1000036472.gif)

I have a big family group chat. My older relatives like to post car crash/accident videos in it with absolutely no warning whatsoever. They're not doing it maliciously, I think Facebook jumpscares them with this content and they show it to us for reassurance, but I find it funny in a super morbid way the posting, not the actual content ofc because they're just so oblivious.

No. 2537613

File: 1748290903444.gif (7.29 MB, 240x300, milky.gif)

damn i want some chocolate milk right now but i'm afraid if i do have some it's gonna make my stomach hurt

No. 2537671

File: 1748293805376.jpg (49.7 KB, 736x552, Vampire Fang K9'S Grillz Teeth…)

I can't wait until I get my teeth fixed. The very first thing I'm doing is getting vampire fang grills, even though I realistically have no where to wear grills kek

No. 2537675

Every time I can't sleep I eat a spoon of peanut butter and sleep like a baby. I don't know what the logic is my best guess is hunger gives me insomnia but idk.

No. 2537756

I'm glad I'm single, because I must be hell to sleep next to. I have a hard time falling asleep so I turn around a lot, I also have night anxiety so I need some sort of white noise in form of a podcast or video in the background so I can drown out my intrusive thoughts or I might start hyperventilating or panic, I usually have a pretty big bladder but at night I turn into a bloody five year old that needs to go pee every twenty minutes. Tonight I was especially happy I sleep alone because I watched hoarders earlier today and as I was trying to sleep the scenes with all the bugs hit me and I felt like I had to change my sheets NOW, IMMEDATELY, at 12am because it felt like they were crawling on me. Even my cat was confused kek

No. 2537803

You must not know about me
I can have another nonnie in a mintue

No. 2537831

My period is approaching so I'm in that phase where I want to keep eating and keep eating and never stopping now matter how it feels uncomfortable and I crave the fattiest unhealthiest foods ever. Just had a chicken sandwich and some curly fries with cheese sauce and a cup of Pepsi.

No. 2537840

File: 1748299924239.gif (363.33 KB, 220x220, shaking-cat-shaking.gif)

>can't sleep
>masturbate
>get all gross and sweaty
>still can't sleep
aaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!

No. 2537861

File: 1748300883315.gif (91.07 KB, 55x90, 1671752866012.gif)

fuck the size difference mafia and its need to colonize every single piece of media. FUCK DISNEY SEXUAL DIMORPHISM

No. 2537962

>>2537861
whats gross is disney only does the size difference stuff now to pander to porn artists who want to draw them fucking

No. 2537989

File: 1748307990882.jpg (30.36 KB, 275x181, 1746114311160.jpg)

id let a nonnie slap the fuck out of me right now just for fun

No. 2537991

Had some moid tell me that getting off to the Sailor Moon girls "isn't pedophilia" because Naoko Takeuchi drew nude artwork of them.

Is this even true? If it is then there really is something with Japan's DNA.

No. 2538008

My blood is boiling I hate running into ntrshit fuck you fuck you fuck you stupid fuck

No. 2538039

Planet Her is such a great album wtf was doja smoking

No. 2538092

I keep recognizing the places Dana goes to and it scares me. I don't want to see or smell that thing

No. 2538248

File: 1748324776149.jpg (332.84 KB, 1440x1023, Screenshot_20250527_084525_Sam…)

The clit…?

No. 2538257

File: 1748325394244.png (76.43 KB, 372x397, 1e.png)

>>2537803
Matter of fact she'll be here in a minute
Baby

No. 2538351

>>2538248
An icon since prehistoric times

No. 2538383

File: 1748341324387.jpg (65.6 KB, 1038x995, 51z17Kz6OOL._AC_SL1138_.jpg)

I found this face mask on amazon and I think I'm gonna order it. I've been sleeping during the day so this will be super helpful because I can both block my eyes and protect my skin from the sun without having to use sunscreen

No. 2538386

>>2538383
Wouldn’t it be easier to use curtains?

No. 2538388

>>2538386
Oh yeah…guess I'll get opaque curtains. You guys are honestly really smart.

No. 2538395

>>2538388
They don’t block light very well unless you get a perfect seal with the wall. The light that spills out from the margins is enough to completely disrupt quality sleep. You had the right idea to begin with

No. 2538398

I overshare a lot and told hr that i have adhd and they didn't care lol

No. 2538400

wypipo pi po pi po wypipo pi po pi po

No. 2538407

i eat chicken but not rabbit bc rabbits are cute, survival of the cutest

No. 2538424

I finally watched Mufasa The Lion King and I thoroughly enjoyed it. Loves it

No. 2538432

>>2538388
>>2538395
You should probably use both

No. 2538446

File: 1748349091605.jpeg (127.12 KB, 1080x1087, 682b0e2de84cf.jpeg)

Nick Crowley video bingo, 1. namedropping the video title, 2. random crispy shitty quality videos in red and black used for muh aesthetic, 3. sponsorship, 4. hamfisted sponsor ship bit that starts off like "the most terrifying thing i've ever seen, body odour"

No. 2538453

>>2538446
i hate nick Crowley and nexpo especially after how both of these faggots covered a case that was proven to be debunked and covering a hoax as if it were a real rape victim with their shitty ass deep voiceover to larp as batman

No. 2538454

>>2538453
Which case was it

No. 2538457

Damn watched a moid post and delete with his real email and now I believe the anons who said that there's gay men in the midst.

No. 2538459

>>2538453
was it Lake City Quiet Pills?

No. 2538460

>>2538454
the one with the "zombie" lady.im still fucking pissed over them speculating her being a real rape victim that made the family reopen the case because they thought it could be her

No. 2538463

>>2538446
I can't stand a lot of these horror youtubers like him and Nexpo because I hate how tryhard they are. For example while I mostly enjoyed vidrel I couldn't stand the shitty horror effects in it. I almost found it a little insensitive to add these analog horror esque effects when talking about a rape cult. Also hate the shitty voices, like Night Mind talks like he thinks his ARG analysis videos are gonna get him chicks or something kek I felt so uncomfortable. I only like ScareTheater because he's not as much of a tryhard and he uses pretty much the same style of editing he's used since like 2015, his videos have more sovl in my opinion.

No. 2538467

>>2538457
Kek did you see his gmail picture? I think I found his reddit account too but it's inactive. And had posts in a 2X sub

No. 2538470

>>2538457
kek cat spam poster is really buttmad about being caught i should have sent some conversion therapy pamphlets

No. 2538471

>>2538463
how's Disturbian? i don't mind his videos tho it's been a long while since i've watched them, the fire burning background isn't half bad, but his style of doing thumbnails is so cheesy kek

No. 2538472

>>2538457
>>2538467
>Spoiler
NTA but that is not surprising in the slightest kek. It's a known fact that 4troons lurk here.

No. 2538474

>>2538467
Was about to respond to him with it but he deleted KEK and yeah he's been invading women's spaces for years, pathetic behaviour

No. 2538476

>>2538471
ayrt I don't really like Disturbian either because I feel like the voice is trying too hard but I don't really have anything against him

No. 2538477

File: 1748350375538.jpg (600.67 KB, 3000x1680, xoxogossipgirl.jpg)

>>2538467
>>2538472
>>2538474
they wanna be us so bad kek

No. 2538485

>>2538476
he's got a thick accent tbf kek

No. 2538488

File: 1748350723923.jpg (63.06 KB, 637x637, 1000019000.jpg)

>>2538472
>>2538474
Ah, I didn't know he has a history. You'd think with how much they lurk they'd learn to integrate a little but you can never underestimate moid retardation. I want to put his email in a bunch of furfag dating sites now, I'll resist.
>>2538471
Disturban's history channel is good, but I don't really like crime content so his main channel isn't for me.

No. 2538493

File: 1748350985837.jpg (13.66 KB, 275x267, 1000035392.jpg)

>>2538460
>Zombie woman
I don't know which case that is, but the description reminds me of when horror/true crime YouTubers show clips of someone who is obviously just tripping out in public (or suffering through a mental health crisis) and say some stupid shit like
>In this unexplainable video, it looks like the man has been possessed by a demon and is imitating human screams to lure victims!
>Meanwhile it's literally just footage of a smackhead being annoying
My mind isn't even closed to the possibility of the supernatural, but as (blogpoast) a poorfag who grew up in a bad area this always makes me kek.

No. 2538531

>>2538459
LCQP is real, it was an old federal agent and pedophile who was running a honeypot scheme to extort people and then faked his death multiple times

No. 2538535

>>2538474
>>2538467
>>2538457
its insane how you can catch a ban just for pointing out theres men and trannies posting on here.

No. 2538543

>>2538383
What are these called?

No. 2538562

>>2538457
I'm not usually one to tinfoil/think about this stuff too much but I have never been more certain about it than I have in the last year or so. The scale is tipping.

No. 2538565

>>2538488
You should definitely sign his email up to a bunch of shit that will harass him.

No. 2538568

just listened to aaaaaaaaaaaaaa by Miku, damnnn it's fire

No. 2538606

>>2538543
Full face sleep mask, although I only found 1 on amazon and its $22 kek
>>2538395
>>2538432
Ah ok, thanks anons.

No. 2538613

i find myself super beautiful and i dont understand why men and other people dont feel the same way

No. 2538615

>>2538457
lolcow is mostly moids

No. 2538627

>>2538613
As long as you find yourself beautiful, that's all that matters.

No. 2538634

>>2538615
You must mean CC.

No. 2538643

>>2538615
Kek literally. We'd be lucky if 30% of anons were women. It's always kind of stupid when anons like >>2538634 try to act like CC is any different from LC. The men and troons on CC are just a lot more blatant because the moderation is 100 times more absent than it is here.

No. 2538649

>>2538613
I do not find myself aligning with the characteristics I find beautiful. Thus, I am not beautiful.
>nb4 you meant why nobody else agrees with you
I bet you've got the confidence to look beautiful in every situation, and I admire and envy that.

No. 2538653

File: 1748359441289.jpg (56.33 KB, 741x720, Tumblr_l_8309602548287.jpg)

one time my friend sent a message saying "you do look pretty" and i retardedly flinched and looked away from my phone for some reason irl as i was in the metro, i guess i was physically expressing the cringe i felt for accidentally compliment fishing her by saying i felt like i looked ridiculous on that day even though someone said i looked nice.

No. 2538656

File: 1748359537614.jpg (134.8 KB, 1920x1200, wp4636675-3321048336.jpg)

>>2538643
I always thought that the anons who are hyperfixated on being feminine to a clownish degree are moids. I only ever discovered tims to be the ones who minmax into it, since women are multi-dimensional even at their most effeminate. I could be wrong, but that's what goes through my mind when reading posts. Artist's Salt and Pokemon threads have a lot of
>women are ALWAYS into X because otherwise you are a balding, nasty scrote!!!!!
and it feels disturbingly performative and insecure. Like, damn, every tim I've ever met thinks women live by some sort of underground published handbook kek

No. 2538668

>>2538656
i do not like to scrotefoil but i think the old dumb bitch memes thread was def troon and handmaiden central, i mean just look at it, the further i grew apart from troonery i more i detested that thread.

No. 2538719

File: 1748362486827.jpg (41.45 KB, 269x369, Pretty_Rhythm_Aurora_Dream_vis…)

how many of my nonnies fw with Pretty Rhythm?

No. 2538728

>>2538531
Barely Sociable claimed he found out they're all furry larpers from some game.
https://x.com/sociablebarely/status/1210109285885042688?lang=en

No. 2538737

File: 1748363617155.jpeg (46.95 KB, 400x400, IMG_6333.jpeg)

I’m bored as hell and I have to clean my whole house. Nonas please reccomend a tv show you love that I can watch. I just finished Secret Lives of Mormon Wives. I need something milky, chaotic and entertaining. I will watch anything you suggest even if I don’t want to.

No. 2538741

I’M SO AFRAID OF ROBOTS

No. 2538743

>>2538737
B99, Hells Kitchen, compilations of Hotel Hell(the whole episodes are not as entertaining), knowing bros

No. 2538747

>>2538737
South Park.

No. 2538751

>>2538737
Arrested development and its always sunny are my favourite

No. 2538752

>>2538737
Desperate housewives is very chaotic

No. 2538753

>>2538737
Trailer Park Boys

No. 2538756

File: 1748364483287.jpg (3.5 KB, 236x236, 1000036542.jpg)

>>2538741
Robots are afraid of me.

No. 2538764

>>2538737
I'm currently on season 2 of teen moms and there are so many iconic moments

No. 2538774

>>2538747
? Why would you recommend that? It's literally Racist and Islamophobic. Go back to 4chan. @MODERATORS please ban this anon for supporting offensive media and being a republican. @MODERATORS @ADMIN

No. 2538777

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No. 2538782

Damn i thought my friend smelled bad but it was me all along

No. 2538786

>>2538764
Is it this one? There are so many listings for similar shows it’s confusing kek

No. 2538793

>>2538786
What you're looking for is teen moms 2, this is the original

No. 2538794

>>2538793
Thank you!

No. 2538797

>>2538794
Np nonnie!

No. 2538798

File: 1748366373623.png (141.62 KB, 343x329, aaaaa.png)

I hate that the VT thread became shit after /nenmen/ found it, it was comfy as fuck before. The sonnyfag is not even funny, she's just pathetic.

No. 2538810

>>2538798
>/nenmen/
who? is she the one who keeps posting that gross escrote moid?

No. 2538822

>>2538774
Some autist is gonna take this seriously and report it for not integrating just watch

No. 2538823

i feel like the only way to avoid the incoming AIpocalypse is to live 100% in the real world again. when that time eventually comes i will look up wistfully at the night sky and remember my nonnas…

No. 2538825

I put in an expired tampon but I have no new ones. Will my pussy shrivel up and fall out nonas

No. 2538826

>>2538825
yes and you will die

No. 2538833

>>2538822
And the autistic mods will ban me for 6 hours without reading my post. I understand how Jesus Christ felt when he was on the cross.

No. 2538863

>>2538798
Oh that explains why I saw anons gushing about sonny when I was scrolling past. I remember when he debuted and farmers were shitting on him for obviously being a channer scrote

No. 2538867

File: 1748371215987.png (1.13 KB, 200x31, Screenshot 2025-05-27 203904.p…)

>still have anki left to do today
I'm gonna end it all. I hate when I forget to do it in the morning

No. 2538868

doja car
bitch i'm a car
bitch i'm a car
bitch i'm a car
bitch i'm a car
i go vroooom
vroom vroom vroom vroom vroom vroom vroom vroom

No. 2538881

WHY AM I SO ANXIOUS AND ON EDGE TODAY
I BETTER HAVE SOME MORE COFFEE THAT’LL HELP

No. 2538902

This song popped into my head and have been stuck in my head all day, probably because my friend and I were laughing at how all polyamorous moids are cut from the same mold this morning kek

No. 2538909

File: 1748374796711.jpeg (858.25 KB, 1125x1094, IMG_5542.jpeg)

Meow

No. 2539000

File: 1748378847686.gif (2.5 MB, 400x300, 1535536525611.gif)

I'm thinking of going vegetarian, then possibly vegan. I just can't reconcile how much I love animals and hate animal cruelty with directly, first hand enjoying their carcasses. I know I won't end animal cruelty with this decision, I know I will continue to indirectly cause animal deaths due to supply chains and shit, I already know all your gotchas.

No. 2539003

File: 1748378952587.jpg (346.54 KB, 1440x1969, Screenshot_20250527_231111_Sam…)

This is how I discover this guy is kinda TERFy.

No. 2539005

>>2539003
Ah yes, no thing says radical feminism like beating and raping women.

No. 2539010

File: 1748379320505.jpg (2.5 MB, 1206x2442, IMG_1370.jpg)

>>2539000
the impact you make as an individual over a lifetime can be substantial. download the app cowculator to track your progress. it's a rough estimate, but still. i've been vegan since summer 2019 and here are my stats. good luck nonnie

No. 2539012

>>2539005
Oops my bad. Never liked the bands music so I didn't know about that.

No. 2539019

>>2539010
How was the process for you? Did you go cold turkey?

No. 2539027

>>2539000
Idrgaf about supply chain arguments I'm mostly concerned about your health because nearly all my vegan friends eventually lost their sense of pain which causes problems in the long run because you're less likely to recognise when you're injured, even when eating healthily.

No. 2539033

>>2539027
Anecdotal but I have never met a vegan that didn’t have some sort of health problem that could be linked back to their diet. What people choose to do is obviously up to them but it isn’t healthy long term and requires an extensive amount of research and monitoring to make sure you’re not accidentally killing yourself.

No. 2539040

File: 1748380946026.jpg (39.65 KB, 615x615, GoB44LdW4AA2Xht.jpg)

if you're sad right now you should eat a mandarin. i was sad just a few minutes ago, but now that i've eaten a mandarin i feel so much better. science.

No. 2539049

>>2539000
i was vegetarian for 5 years and towards the end i noticed i was getting unhealthy, like waking up was hard, i could take multiple naps before getting out of bed, then whenever i got up from bed too fast i would get dizzy, i couldn't tolerate colder climates, i always felt tired, food didn't make me feel full and my skin wasn't healing at normal pace, also looked dry and yellow. mind you that i barely took supplements and i didn't care about eating protein everyday.

noawadays i only eat fishe because i hate the carnic industry and feels hypocrite to me to eat animals i couldn't get to kill myself, but i feel so much better it's unreal. there wasn't much of iron left on my body kek

No. 2539088

Someone please send me money

No. 2539090

File: 1748384550933.jpg (54.95 KB, 736x723, e1f188481515f447cc7b072bc005cb…)

i forgot to take my meds and sperged so hard in /m/ just now

No. 2539092

>>2539088
how much and what do you need it for?

No. 2539094

>>2539092
All of it and I need it because………… I don't wanna work……………….

No. 2539114

>>2539003
He's just…normal. Not agreeing with trannies is the default. Doesn't make him a radical feminist

No. 2539126

>>2539114
I was kinda joking, my bad though.

No. 2539131

I think I can stay at my job for 20+ years, what else can I do to maximize my inner boomer?

No. 2539152

File: 1748390771427.jpg (37.51 KB, 705x580, Angry.jpg)

My skincare routine has actually improved my skin, and now I'm frustrated that I no longer have very much acne to pop and pick at

No. 2539153

>>2539152
get some bubble wrap

No. 2539154

>>2539153
It's just not the same

No. 2539163

File: 1748391686313.jpg (65.14 KB, 500x500, 1000075013.jpg)


No. 2539188

I'm READY to kick this moid out of my life. May the next one have money and not be a whore.

No. 2539193

>>2539152
pick your scalp, no one will see it

No. 2539210

>>2539193
There's nothing on my scalp to pick unfortunately

No. 2539228

File: 1748397926009.webp (26.36 KB, 640x960, 1000075034.webp)

Shopping list for tomorrow:
• cereal
• apples
• tangerines
• milk
• blueberries
• grapes
• crisps
• tomatoes
• soy yoghurt
• 1 red onion
• kiwis?
• bananas
• mangoes

No. 2539239

>>2539228
add panko breadcrumbs, we're out

No. 2539248

File: 1748399173961.jpg (253.6 KB, 1600x2398, 1000075042.jpg)

>>2539239
Added panko breadcrumbs for you nonnie

No. 2539257

>>2539228
buy some peas

No. 2539262

File: 1748400291940.webp (21.32 KB, 640x960, 1000075040.webp)

>>2539257
Added peas to the list thank you for reminding me nonnie

No. 2539263

>>2539228
Strawberries are in season where I am, would recommend you pick some up

No. 2539285

>>2539228
Nectarines are the perfect way to start the summer nona I got some yesterday

No. 2539287

>>2539248
>>2539262
nonna i would like one of each of these from wherever you're getting them

No. 2539310

>>2539000
i believe in you nonnie! i began my veganism journey in 2022 with a lot of ups and downs. a couple of months ago i started incorporating eggs again because it feels the most ethical and i was having health problems (so no longer “vegan now) but i wont ever consume dairy or meat again. it took me a good year to learn about things made with animal products too, such as silk pillowcases! but i have kept the ones i own, so long as i do not buy more stuff of that nature. i also have really bad iron issues that landed me in the hospital since i dont absorb non heme iron as well. on the other hand, one of my medications that keeps me alive has lactose!

my point here is — do what is best for you and the animals. keep a balance. dont kill yourself over this lifestyle choice, because you cant help the animals if you do! i find some vegan circles can be really unwavering and cruel which just isnt fair. any step you make is huge.

research a lot. you should do more cooking and be very adamant about supplementing/tracking what you eat. its a lot at first, so give yourself time and ease into it. eventually, it will become a habit.

the best part (aside from feeling better [sans the iron issue — always had iron issues, and i have a small appetite hence the egg thing needed more protein for less etc.]) is all of the fun cooking you get to do!! craving a red velvet cake or rueben? now you get to have fun and make it yourself! also veganism can be very cheap, lentil stews and such.

No. 2539312

>>2539228
add blackberries and matcha

No. 2539320

Evening street food in the centre of my city is so good. "Small burger and fries"? It's a salad, sauce on the fries, more sauce, steak, and more sauce piled into a box that's about to break for only like $6 thanks to the demand before they tell you to fuck off and move in the line

No. 2539325

Why is LinkedIn corporate Facebook

No. 2539437

>>2539325
isn't that literally the point of it

No. 2539461

I heard somewhere that making a grilled sandwich with peanut butter, nutella and banana would taste amazing. Since I had everything except bananas at home, I figured I could try it so I could get it out of my head.
First couple of bites? Not really convinced. But after a few more bites I could see why this is a favorite for a lot of people. Would I make it again? Well, I still have half a banana so I might as well. But as good as it was, it was pretty forgettable for me.

No. 2539525

Was just taking a shit and an IQ test from Cerebrum popped up on IG and I did it quickly and paid £1 for the results and my iq is 136 so I'm officially a genius and everyone can suck it

No. 2539534

File: 1748436492129.gif (1.72 MB, 498x320, 2f198dc24f638fc9f16776c8ebd183…)

DELIVER my parcel alreadyyyy

No. 2539535

>>2539228
>• mangoes
• mancomes

No. 2539537

File: 1748436622378.jpg (60.24 KB, 605x605, chad.jpg)

It was definetly not my most intelligent decision to start swimming classes in winter.

No. 2539553

>>2539525
I'm pretending this says Cerbmin

No. 2539583

File: 1748440042710.gif (1.2 MB, 500x281, OLSFcu5.gif)

>>2539534
the parcel came and I had to pay customs at the door

No. 2539598

Anonimo Retardino

No. 2539750

File: 1748447636370.gif (3.71 MB, 576x448, 034.gif)

the cabin in the metro train today smelt so pleasantly of petrichor and then some idiot ruined it and stunk it up with her farts

No. 2539775

>>2539750
I am sorry, i had taco bell yesterday.

No. 2539930

File: 1748453604645.jpg (16.42 KB, 520x520, 1747815289603.jpg)

How I feel after reporting a post that insults another nonnie and typing in "meanie panini" as the reason

No. 2539935

>>2539583
That sucks so much.

No. 2539936

>>2539930
You're the best, anon

No. 2539945

File: 1748454362916.jpg (92.14 KB, 310x214, benice.jpg)

>>2539930
hell yea nonners

No. 2539947


No. 2539948

File: 1748454441624.jpeg (756.77 KB, 1125x836, IMG_9642.jpeg)

>go to fast food place across from high school for lunch
>high school let out early so it was overrun with teenagers when I was eating
>go to restroom, group of girls comes in while I am in the stall
>exit stall and they all looked at me and apologized/said sorry simultaneously
>”ok”
>still don’t know what they were apologizing for, just accepted it

No. 2539957

>>2539000
>>2539310
I don't think there is anything morally wrong with eating meat, but factory farming is something I will never accept and consider to be truly evil, comparable to the worst atrocities. I buy meat from a co-op that I know raises their chickens and it is a little more expensive and I eat meat basically once a week, but it is something I prefer.

No. 2539991

sometimes i'm jealous of anons with nerdy parents. mine are very old fashioned church going types, they don't really have any hobbies and don't know what anime is

No. 2540013

File: 1748457212194.png (352.91 KB, 672x827, Stache-Dach-REVEALED1.png)

Sauvignion blanc and webkinz my evening is fire

No. 2540024

>>2539957
I think humanely done factory farming isn't evil at all. Cows happily hanging out in a pasture all their life, protected from any danger, fed healthy food, given medical care when needed. Then one day they just follow a track and before they know it they've had a quick death before even realizing anything even happened to them. Being hunted in the wild your whole life before getting violently torn apart, starving to death or dying of disease is far more stressful and traumatic.

No. 2540039

I am more likely to speed during PMS and I think governments should recognise this and give women a break

No. 2540042

File: 1748458254518.jpg (90.36 KB, 1000x818, HumrCVzPfMRz8G82Fxff7RuW-previ…)

>>2540013
Thank you for reminding me to start doing my yearly few weeks long obsession with Webkinz again. Here's some codes you can use for free stuff btw https://www.webkinzblog.com/communitycodes

No. 2540046

>>2540042
wow nonny thank you so much ♥

No. 2540061

File: 1748458739343.jpg (107.52 KB, 900x1070, 20241203_213654.jpg)

I've been thinking about making a thread where nonas post art made by other yumes that is cute/beautiful like picrel (sorry for the bad quality) and wouldn't fit in any other threads like the autism thread but I feel like its scope might be too limited. What do you guys think?
This specific yume deactivated her account (I'm sure it's a woman because she was being followed by korean lesbian 4b artists) and I think the last tweet she made was her filing a lawsuit for cyber bullying. I hope she comes back because I think her OC is super cute

No. 2540065

>>2540061
I think it fits the autism thread, autism doesnt always have to be deviantart tier mspaint doodles. There are very skilled autists out there and i always love finding out about them.

No. 2540082

File: 1748459490475.jpg (692 KB, 2230x4096, GqQ6P9VbAAIF9hh.jpg)

>>2540061
I think a separate thread would be nice. The autism thread seems to be more for outlandish creations, and I don't really agree with the notion that being a yumejo is 'autistic' in itself.

No. 2540210

File: 1748466557318.gif (8 MB, 640x640, tenor.gif)

i can't wait till im done with my last exam and then it's making a portfolio and sleeplessly playing DOL for a month, yippeeee

No. 2540337

File: 1748471609724.png (245.98 KB, 564x404, 1000074147.png)

>>2539930
ily and your picrel nonner

No. 2540341

>>2540082
That image has troon-secretor status

No. 2540512

File: 1748478888374.jpg (256.03 KB, 1000x1300, GpdGtGzbEAE2oWI.jpg)

>>2540341
The image is from some Korean yumejoshi's account, I seriously doubt she's a tranny.

No. 2540528

File: 1748479635010.jpg (130.73 KB, 539x752, 1000022401.jpg)

…this scene was kinda hot

No. 2540534

>>2540528
This is what tradfags think is happening inside of a Planned Parenthood

No. 2540557

>>2540528
>"i came to eat your pussy today"

No. 2540575

>>2540528
Her face is so funny, she doesn't exactly look terrified but she doesn't look pleased either. She looks like she's doing that "ooh aye" British noise.

No. 2540594

>>2539991
Same. My parents don't understand or share my sense of humor AT ALL, so I'm envious of my friends who get to laugh and crack jokes with their parents and just "hang out" almost as peers now that they're adults. One of my good friends even brings edibles to share with her parents when she visits on holidays (they're upper-middle class boomers who are okay with marijuana now that it's legal here), and they all get a little stoned together while watching movies as a family, kek. I wish I knew what that was like! Whenever I visit my parents I feel like a bland, boring alien around them because any joke, comment or pop culture reference will fly over their heads and my mom will say something like "Oh, that's odd", or "What? What does that mean? I don't get it-" until someone explains the context, and by the time we're done explaining it the joke is lost, kek.

No. 2540650

>>2540024
that is not what I mean, I meant those cows that were forced to live in stables, that were forced on hormones and whose newborn calves are taken away.

No. 2540658

>>2539991
My parents have no idea what memes even are. They see a meme with people in it and go "who the hell are these people? Why are you looking at images of random people? Are you a stalker?"
It's just pure boomerism but if they were in my generation they'd be diagnosed as severely autistic kek

No. 2540697


No. 2540726

hey guys since when did farmhands un-autosage these? i've been a /g/ recluse ever since the autosage drama which must have been either 2 or 8 years ago and haven't stepped foot in /ot/

No. 2540729

>>2540697
Thank you for the Korean listening lesson

No. 2540738

>>2540726
they came back with the VPN ban that happened like a couple months or so ago, check /meta/.

No. 2540790

I will become the first human to ever become morbidly obese on a carrot-only diet.

No. 2540800

Apparently Jordan Peterson signed up to do a Jubilee video, 1 Christian vs 20 atheists or something like that. I haven't seen it but I keep seeing these clips of this kid getting under Jordan's skin and Jordan starts getting all vague and philosophical kek. Eventually this kid just gets too snarky and Jordan can't take it kek, they're both lame but I love seeing Jordan sperg out and rage quit like he always critiques people for doing. Probs not the best thread but I wasn't sure where else to post it and I thought it was funny enough to share.

No. 2540812

>>2540790
You will most likely turn orange from carotenosis like Arnold long before you are able to eat enough to approach obesity

No. 2540859

Sometimes I forget about how lawless and chaotic lolcow used to be. I checked out the very first Blaire White threads and you had anons unironically defending him and getting upset at "misgendering" him. Things are so much better now goddamn.

No. 2540861

>>2540790
Orange nonny orange nonny

No. 2540869

>>2540859
I know nona I like to go through old threads, like 8 years old. I see emojis, zero redtexting, blogposts and other things that were definitely considered unintegrated in todays standards kek

No. 2540874

I had a dream about this. If a demon came to you and offered that she would delete all records of your existence online and those who knew of you through digital means would forget who you are as well, in exchange you would have to kill a homeless man would you?

No. 2540921

I'm going to work in the mall my best friend in high school used to steal 100's of euro's worth of shit from. I wonder if I'll see her, I'd be mortified cause she trooned out but also I'm kind of curious how she's doing now.

No. 2540922

>>2540869
honestly, that sounds kinda fun. lc farmhands need to let us a little loose

No. 2540932

>>2540869
Nah fuck having loose moderation when back then men were allowed to post here and were constantly shitting up threads asking for nudes, cow tipping then actively harassing cows, and bringing other men here to bait and post cp. If you want a perfect example of jannies letting anons do whatever they want check the old weegee threads in /g/ and see how terrible it is with ledditors and xitterfags running rampant.

No. 2540934

>>2540861
>>2540812
Nonas, my skin isn't fair/pale. How much longer until the orangening???

No. 2540939

>>2540859
>>2540869
There was so much pickmeism way back in the day it was crazy.

No. 2540970

File: 1748518292755.png (2.07 MB, 944x1355, IMG_8961.png)

Only insecure lame bitches with zero personality say shit like this

No. 2540971

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No. 2540973

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>>2540210
my exams are over, im home, im having kebab and chicken salami, juicebox too, life is gud

No. 2540974

>>2540973
omg is that pic from tokimeki tonight? i love that anime

No. 2540976

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>>2540974
ayrt, i don't actually know, i just thought it was a gorgeous artwork, but by the looks of this one, it might be it nonnie

No. 2540978

File: 1748519410156.jpg (34.59 KB, 600x307, 1000019022.jpg)

>>2540971
>I feel like the "girlboss" vibes doesn't even match snowwhite
These retards need to watch Shrek again

No. 2540980

File: 1748519471922.gif (1.14 MB, 320x179, j8K69r-1153903847.gif)

there was this lady on reels talking on some podcast about having two vaginas with two uteruses, and it was normal(as it could be) when she was talking about how she gets two periods because her uteruses don't usually sync up until she said smtg like God gave me two pussies so i could be a really good pornstar, and i check and sure enough she's got an OF advertising herself as a "two pussy princess", and something about her saying that God gave her two vaginas and uteruses so she could be a pornstar made me really sad somehow.

No. 2540983

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No. 2540988

>>2540970
>>2540971
I cant imagine living such a privileged life that i have time to complain about crashgrabs from multibillion dollar companies.

No. 2540992

>>2540934
kek I'm not actually sure, months probably by what I've just been reading. Keep an eye on your palms and let us know how it goes!

No. 2540996

File: 1748522534104.jpg (5.93 KB, 200x200, 1562318964389s.jpg)

28 days until the steam summer sale, fuck yes. I'm making a list of games i want the guy i am catfishing to buy me.

No. 2541021

>>2540512
Lesbian yumes are so few and far between that I rarely come across any, especially very active ones. Would you mind sharing a few accounts? It always makes me happy to see yumes for female characters.
>>2540859
And so many posts from moids, too. I'm glad it's not like that anymore.

No. 2541041

>>2540983
Are you a fellow Be-Bop High School fan or is that just a reaction image? I haven’t come across any fans of the series who are women so I’m curious

No. 2541043

>>2540980
What's her name?

No. 2541075

>>2541041
I just used it as a reaction image but now you've got me curious what BHS is like

No. 2541078

File: 1748529237574.jpg (123.54 KB, 700x900, GruQdlOXEAAqGTI.jpg)

>>2541021
Lesbian yumejos usually RT from other lesbian yumejos, so you can find more by scrolling through these accounts following list or RTs. You can also find them through the #드친소 tag (and at very little times the #yumetwt tag)
https://x.com/BOCCHIFLASH
https://x.com/rvnllv
https://x.com/mio1stfan
https://x.com/wpB214_
https://x.com/bluetrxin
https://x.com/InateraYukiha

No. 2541086

Eating mashed potatoes with way too many pickled jalapenos. I feel like a baby but also a masochist for spice

No. 2541293

File: 1748538939820.jpg (3.52 KB, 263x192, download.jpg)

Am I the only one who does this? When I go to the kitchen to cook something and I go to the cupboard i'd think-
>If we have a zombie apoloyspe right now we could actually survive a long time.
I find myself thinking of what I'd do in case Zombies came, like we wouldn't have much weapons beyond knives, but we'd fill those big containers that look like picrel and fill them with water and go down into the basement.

No. 2541295

File: 1748539026210.jpg (49.51 KB, 800x281, yaoifangirl.jpg)

I've had this screencap saved for god knows how many years now, idk if someone sent it to me or I found it myself. But fuck does it always make me smile with how cringe this comment is, it was a different time

No. 2541296

>>2541078
Thank you, nona. Also
>k-on yume
That's so unexpected but I love it.

No. 2541298

>>2541078
These are so cute! do they draw the art themselves or is it commissioned?

No. 2541300

>>2541295
I wish I was old enough to experience this, I only saw this kind of typing when I was young and it was already being phased out. Must be so fun to use.

No. 2541305

>>2541295
I miss the cringe and free days so much.

No. 2541313

>>2541300
>>2541305
I can't believe they actually managed to technically gentrify the internet. We'll never have these types of cringe but genuine posts and creations on the internet again.

No. 2541317

>>2541313
Leetstreet boys mentioned

No. 2541319

File: 1748540170816.png (4.95 MB, 2546x1898, xfdcgh.png)

>>2541075
I personally really like it because I'm a huge sucker for old Japanese delinquent stuff, but it is definitely catered to moids because its humor is very crass and aggressive. I still think it's funny, but understandably it's not for everyone.
The original manga is very fun (still currently being scanlated actually, but there's a ton of chapters out already), the original ova is a blast except for the last episode, there was a second ova called Be-Bop Kaizokuban which sucks ass and nobody likes it, and there's a handful of live action movies though only the first one has been subbed so far. It was okay, I mostly just liked it because one of the main characters is played by an actor that I like because he's cute lol. So if you are curious about checking out Be-Bop, then I'd recommend giving the first ova a shot. You might like it idk!!

No. 2541321

>>2541313
I miss when fandom didnt revolve around shonen slop, capeshit and popular thing thats going to fade out in 3 months. I loved picrel and finding out all the obscure characters the author inserted. I remember when i found it i was super into JTHM.

No. 2541325

>>2541321
Wait, was this drawn by the same girl who did the Undertale handplates comics?

No. 2541328

>>2541313
>I can't believe they actually managed to technically gentrify the internet. We'll never have these types of cringe but genuine posts and creations on the internet again.
This is exactly why I want to learn to code and make my own website. The modern internet is so souless and unhappy, I want my own autistic little corner to post shitty cringe blogs to.

No. 2541331

>>2541321
Zarla is so amazing i loved her edgar/johnny fic
>>2541325
Yeah. i think she mainly draws larry and kabu from pokemon old man yaoi now kek

No. 2541334

>>2541331
Zarla! That's her name! I used to love her Tumblr blog so much.

No. 2541346

>>2541321
Art and animations that combined the all the artists favorite characters was how I found a lot of fun media back in the day, and it was always so fun to see how many you could recognize and which references you got!

No. 2541350

Let my tea steep for too long gonna hang myself bitter ass leaf water

No. 2541352

File: 1748541902052.jpg (98.74 KB, 750x1000, bg,f8f8f8-flat,750x,075,f-pad,…)

I'm downloading the entire discography of Stalaggh to do a psychological experiment. I'm gonna strip naked, turn the lights off, blindfold myself and lay on my bedroom floor. I'll be putting on noise-cancelling headphones and listen to the whole thing in one go without moving. The goal? seeing what it does

No. 2541405

>>2541298
They're usually commissioned, but I've seen some artists here and there. The most common Asian commission sites seem to be Crepe (Korean), Mihuashi (Chinese), and sometimes Skima or Skeb (because the Japanese seem more skittish about copyright laws)

No. 2541418

i don't understand people who husbando arthur morgan. sorry. he literally looks like just some guy. you could find a dozen of him by walking down one street or meeting your dad's friends

No. 2541428

>>2541418
Muh personality or something.

No. 2541441

If there’s one thing I’m confident in, its that I have the biggest/hairiest bush among all farmers. I havent shaved it in almost 10 years.

No. 2541443

>>2541441
Is your pubic hair strand one or two inches long?

No. 2541447

>>2541441
I’m jealous. My bush isn’t very big due to my ethnicity and I’m always ripping out pubes to stop me from ripping out the hair on my head/eyebrows.

No. 2541457

>>2541443
The longest ones are definitely 2 inches, some stop just short of it
>>2541447
That sounds painful nonita. Is it self harm or a bad/anxious habit?

No. 2541458

>>2541441
I'll do you one better, I have never shaved mine. Lolcow bush off!

No. 2541460

BUSH OFF BUSH OFF BUSH OFF

No. 2541462

>>2541447
I do this too to prevent me from ripping my eyebrows out.

No. 2541463

>>2541321
My favorite video from this era is vidrel. Sometimes I’ll hear the song out in the wild and get transported back in time

No. 2541467

File: 1748548303134.png (88.72 KB, 374x135, aan6bp3id1j01.png)

>>2541457
Fuck, mine is going one and a half at longest. I lost the fucking bush off, it should've been me.

No. 2541468

>>2541463
I remember when this was uploaded as ''loli porn'' to torrent sites and moids would get baited into downloading this.

No. 2541473

File: 1748548644239.png (101.37 KB, 790x757, giga stacy.png)

>>2541441
I have NEVER shaved despite having a mom who specializes in brazilian waxes and i have a happy trail which i learned thanks to /m/ its actually uncommon in women. Not sorry for powerleveling over my bush.

No. 2541474

>>2541457
It doesn’t hurt, I only pull them out if they come out easily. If I actually have to pull hard enough to pluck I leave them alone. I don’t know why I do it, I’m not an anxious person. I’ve always been a hair ripper though.

No. 2541481

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Every time I hear an undeserved placed swear word irl or in media I say hazbin hotel either outloud or in my head.
I'm glad it's not a drinking game instead.

No. 2541490


No. 2541493

>>2541473
Happy trails are hot af on women. I just appreciate women who dont drive themselves crazy shaving natural body hair

No. 2541496

>>2541490
I know what trich is nona, not gonna stop me from picking at my bush.

No. 2541497

>>2541441
I wish my head hair would grow as fast as my pubic hair. I used to shave like once every few months and the average length of hair was like 4-5 cm when stretched.

>>2541473
>i have a happy trail
Ultra based, I'm unironically jealous

No. 2541506

>>2539537
RETARD AUSTRALIAN DETECTED RETARD AUSTRALIAN DETECTED RETARD AUSTRALIAN DETECTED

No. 2541515

>>2540980
My sister has that condition and it made her teenage years hell because her periods were completely our of whack. They eventually surgically removed the extra uterus and she's on birth control now so she's fine. But it's really gross to hear someone milk their condition like that, ew.

No. 2541540

>>2541496
I thought you didn't cause you said you didn't know why you do it.

No. 2541635

>>2541468
>>2541463
KEK that's actually hilarious

No. 2541643

>>2541441
>>2541473
peh everyone who has seen my legs and bush always assume ive never done any hair removal in my life despite doing just about everything under the sun. ive yet to do laser but ive given up at this point yehs wish you were as fuzzy as me i constantly have ingrown hairs because multiple hairs coming out of one follicle. bellybutton to buttcrack the fuzz never ends.

No. 2541658

>>2541473
Fuck I'm so jealous of you nona you couldn't even conceptualise it

No. 2541727

I miss seeing sonic-induced autism tinfoils

No. 2541737

>>2541540
I'm not saying this to be mean but do you have autism

No. 2541781

>>2541737
Ntayrt but I have autism

No. 2541793

File: 1748561500336.webm (709.84 KB, 576x1024, 1000019033.webm)

>>2541441
Let's twirl our bushes together, nonnie

No. 2541798

>>2541643
I have as much leg hair as my moid friend. Its funny though because my voice is squeaky as fuck, to the point whenever i talk on vc i get asked if i am of age, i also look younger than my age and i am short like a tree stomp. So i have no fucking idea why i am so hairy, it doesnt seem its because i have higher test than average, otherwise i imagine i would have a deeper voice and look more rugged.

No. 2541885

I wish the scrotes from the war related youtube channels i watch would stop showing their ugly autistic faces. They are always fucking hideous. There is one that i cannot stand, he looks like an evil rat and it creeps me out so much. His content is good but goddam sir please put on a mask, spare us the nightmares.

No. 2541921

File: 1748565617714.jpg (137.34 KB, 736x693, Somali beauty.jpg)

I've just realized, where are all the attractive East African men? I've seen so many beautiful east African women but only 1 hot east African man (Ethiopian) in my entire life. Even then, the guy I saw wasn't really conventionally attractive, I just thought he was cute.

No. 2541940

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>>2541921
I’ve never seen any East Africans look similar to your picrel. I’ve mainly interacted with Somalians and Ethiopians though so maybe that’s why? I feel like they usually look similar to that one tif

No. 2541947

>>2541921
The usual physical characteristics of East Africans makes for attractive women, but unattractive men. It's sort of like the reverse for Eastern Slavic people.

No. 2541959

>>2541947
>reverse of Eastern Slavic people
Post proof?

No. 2542021

>>2541921
>>2541947
the features that makes males attractive vs females are like polar opposites.

women generally
> big eyes, pointy chin, petite
makes for an uggo male since the beauty standard is square jaw, small eyes, broad.

the males and females of an ethnicity generally share the same traits.

No. 2542028

>>2541921
>>2541940
high neoteny makes for cute women but ugly moids

No. 2542037

>>2538719
Late but me nonnie, we should have lolcor singing competitions and all become aidorus

No. 2542042

is everyone watching American psycho lately kek? I keep seeing patrick bateman memes getting posted here and on shitter

No. 2542043

>>2542042
I feel like it’s been a meme film for the past five years?

No. 2542044

>>2542043
Yeah I’ve definitely noticed that as well since at least 2016, it just seemed like over the last few days I’ve seen more pics and shitposts of Bale as Bateman than usual lmao

No. 2542051

File: 1748575233579.jpeg (155.78 KB, 1015x1796, IMG_7512.jpeg)

I'm so hungry and nothing I'm eating is satiating me. I really really want some dry dog food but it's late here and I'll have to wait until tomorrow. I feel like I won't be satisfied until I eat that. I'm trying to drink lots of water in case I'm dehydrated but I feel like a ravenous monster!

No. 2542062

>>2541959
Just look at Dasha

No. 2542064

>>2542062
I’m gonna get shit on for this but I think Dasha is gorgeous

No. 2542065

>>2542051
Oh are you the pet food nonny? When is your girlfriend getting back in town, do you think you’ll hoard some stashes of pet food that you can eat when she gets back

No. 2542076

>>2542064
I think she looks perfectly fine and like literally any other person you'd pass on the street. I get all the cow behaviors bias one's view of her but seeing rattling anachans call her obese or other retarded shit like that makes me wonder for the state of the site

No. 2542077

Yes inflation yes more inflation but god why is everything so goddamn expensive. I'd rather starve than spend $25 on a small sandwich Jesus Christ

No. 2542078

>>2542077
you could spend $10 on a loaf of bread and a pack of meat slices then you’d have like 15 sandwiches

No. 2542079

>>2542078
Yep. And lots of sauce and eggs and veggies etc

No. 2542080

>>2542077
>>2542078
>$2 for loaf of bread
>$2 for pound of bologna
>$2 for pack of cheese
>$2 for head of lettuce
>$0 for free mayonnaise packets
Lunch for a week

No. 2542082

>>2542021
I prefer feminine looking guys. Don't assume there's only one ideal for moid beauty.

No. 2542085

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>>2542065
H-how did you remember…

No. 2542091

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>>2542085
Sorry nonny I just have an autistically good memory. I didn’t mean to be creepy about it, it just comes naturally

No. 2542094

>>2542085
If it makes you feel better I also recognized you as dog food eating anon

No. 2542102

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>>2542091
>>2542094
Mfw I learn we have a dog food nonny

No. 2542116

I like that Love and Deadspace is shortened to lads, cause that's what's the game is all about
Them lads

No. 2542117

>>2542116
I really like this comment. If I had a lolcow premium account I would give you a golden nona, nonny

No. 2542119

I was listening to Bullet with Butterfly Wings (aka DESPITE ALL MY RAGE I AM STILL JUST A RAT IN A CAGE) earlier on my drive back from work, and I was like, "Yeah. I am a rat in a cage. This is so me." And then I got home and ate a lime popsicle and all is well once more.

No. 2542122

Sometimes I imagine really autistic parody songs of common and popular songs but their lyrics all about lolcow related things.

No. 2542123

>>2542117
Lol I appreciate it, nonna

No. 2542126

>>2542116
Agreed nonny! I always get a little annoyed when people try to shorten the name to L&DS or just LDS because LADS is such a perfect shorthand for a game all about looking at a bunch of pretty lads kek

No. 2542128

>>2542122
Please post one nonna I'm so curious

No. 2542143

>>2542126
LDS makes me think of the church of Latter Day Saints, aka the Mormons. I don’t know much about LADS but I know they don’t wear a Mormon onesie while slutting it up.

No. 2542145

>>2542128
Okay, imagine the Sugar Hill Gang's Rapper's Delight but each part is a woman rapping about their respective husbando/waifu.

No. 2542219

>>2541515
its so gross, but i wonder what kind of circumstances she must've grown up in to think that there's some women more suited to porn than others, and it's terrible bc that's her entire gimmick in her porn, so no matter the complications, so removing a uterus/vagina is out of the question.

>“A couple of years down the line, I had a conversation with some of my OnlyFans friends about having two vaginas and they were like, ‘Why is that not all over your OnlyFans?’

>“The day I started talking about having two vaginas my money doubled. Within the first few months, it quadrupled.

but i'm glad your sister is able to have a normal life despite it nonnie

No. 2542225

>>2542037
yayyyyy, im glad im not alone, i loved that retarded show so much, it's bad enough being an aidoru, but an aidoru on SKATES? kek incredible concept, and then the "prism jumps", is the audience on LSD so they can imagine a spiral of macarons in Happi Makaron Supin kekkkk.
it was also the first time South Korea as country came on my mental world map, bc there were these Korean idols in a later season and i thought "hmm their names don't seem Japanese" and i had to look it up.

No. 2542236

>>2542225
samefag, it now makes sense to me why i liked this anime bc it's meant for girls to begin with, it seems obvious but i was scared it was for creepy weirdos that appropriate the shoujo style for their legalized CP, the fujobait in a male spin off also makes sense now kek. it's funny bc the corpo had it's start in hypermasculine wrestling games before it actually started making peak

No. 2542346

>something so beautiful
>look inside
>she knows I'm not fond of asking
>every time

No. 2542396

Why care about being skinny or "thicc" when you can be ripped and beat up scrotes

No. 2542442

idk who's more done with my coughing. Me that has to deal with it, my roommate that has been forced to listen to it for a week now, or my poor cat that can't ask for cuddles without me doing the scary noise after a couple of minutes

No. 2542456

File: 1748609811138.jpg (25.07 KB, 512x490, crying kitty.jpg)

I hope people who live in places where they can get anywhere by public transportation realize how lucky they have it. I literally cannot drive right now because of my vision and it's ruining my life! While we're at it, fuck people that don't need glasses.

No. 2542462

File: 1748610168728.gif (609.49 KB, 320x240, me on da computer.gif)

Has anyone noticed males interact with gaming in such a weird way? I will put in the same amount if not more hours in a game than some male acquaintances I have and yet they somehow remember verbatim the voicelines of some random NPCs and some deep lore shit that wasn't even in the base game. Maybe I'm just in it for light reading and the gameplay.
Or do these moids watch lore breakdowns on YouTube? If so that's kind of embarrassing, just play the game more.

No. 2542466

>>2542462
I have a brother with an autist fixation on Pokémon and Sonic and yeah they love watching lore breakdowns and shit like that. He has a deep knowledge of games he hasn't even played kek but he can tell you the voice directors of the different Japanese and English dub or whatever.

No. 2542471

>>2542456
I need glasses and I live in the city kek I appreciate it many times nona!

No. 2542475

I really wish kaijuno had a faster thread, she's fucking crazy with her blatant lying and doxing herself and her family.

No. 2542523

>>2542462
Less a moid thing and more an investment thing. The husbando thread is a prime example of people holding onto lines from fictional game characters and stuff. Might be that you're simply investing elsewhere, moreso than it is about moids.
I have damn near every line my husbando has ever spoken memorized for the sake of lore crafting and explaning why he is my boyfriend and how he would serenade me. And? From a video game kek

No. 2542537

>>2542523
Males dont have husbandos though so what’s their excuse?

No. 2542581

File: 1748615061512.png (276.17 KB, 424x412, 1569585493781.png)

Gonna eat something while watching KOH then go to the gym. Life's good nonnies.

No. 2542595

Damn the rpf thread in /m/ is so fascinating. Those oasis brothers seem so dysfunctional and borderline mutually abusive, and nonnies are in that thread shipping them while detailing all of the weird dysfunctional behaviors they enact on each other. It's like watching a gloomy documentary on two trauma bonded freak siblings who can't exist IRL without each other and end up committing a horrible crime with cutesy Japanese ship art occasionally interjected throughout KEK. I love that thread and I hope the oasis brother autism never stops because it keeps me so entertained. I love it.

No. 2542604

>>2542537
Autism

No. 2542616

File: 1748615829699.jpg (299.78 KB, 636x881, 994.jpg)

>>2542595
I honestly never expected such heavy lore from the wonderwall band.

No. 2542617

>>2542537
Autism.

No. 2542625

>>2542616
Same, nonnie. Some screenshots have me looking away from my phone. I'm scared one of them will post a cap from an interview where one of them admits they have fondled each other's balls while on crack cocaine or something. There is such a well of information and for my entertainment I hope it never runs dry.

No. 2542628

Sometimes I wonder if any dedicated farmer on here has a retarded tragedeigh for a name, like a McKinsleighey could be scrolling here everyday and we wouldn't know it.

No. 2542660

>>2542595
>rpf
I always read it as Rupaul Fagrace kek

No. 2542664

>>2542628
what if most people you meet think you have a tragedeigh name but it's actually just a foreign one

No. 2542670

>>2542628
Most tragedeighs are made up by zoomer and younger millennial parents though. Boomer parents just named us the most boring names ever

No. 2542683

>>2542128
>>2542122
there used to be an anon in the older dumbass and absolute shitposting threads who posted lyrics like that regularly

No. 2542709

>>2542683
Kek I remember that, shit was retarded but fun

No. 2542710

>>2542456
Netherland on top, get a bicycle loser

No. 2542711

>>2542710
I pretend to run over cyclists then swerve at the last moment

No. 2542717

>>2542711
HATECRIME! HATECRIME AGAINST DUTCH AND DUTCH-ALIGNED PEOPLE!!

No. 2542728

File: 1748619766720.jpeg (16.74 KB, 432x499, yilmtg3njfgc1.jpeg)

>>2542712
>me getting a lil too invested in titvestigating in the celebricows thread
>trying to sleep later that night

No. 2542737

>>2542670
You are forgetting gen X, one of the most annoying generations. There are tons of trashy gen xers that were fans of retarded names.

No. 2542766

File: 1748622294733.png (3.8 MB, 2042x1662, 1747505940966.png)

>>2542064
>>2542076
She kind of scares me in this photo

No. 2542796

>>2542064
Dasha is so ugly I cannot understand how anons think she's beautiful, she looks like a greasy sped most of the time. I think she's retarded and unlikable so IDGAF, she's so hideous to me.

No. 2542833

File: 1748626107019.png (841.86 KB, 960x922, 1000000581.png)

>>2542595
This sounds so fascinating. I like my head in that thread to see what insane memes they post, but now I want to read the lore

>>2542581
Extremely based, we should be friends

No. 2542836

>>2542766
Dahmer vibes not gonna lie kinda based

No. 2542837

File: 1748626259072.jpg (41.95 KB, 550x550, 1000001050.jpg)

>>2542833
>I like my head in that thread
Mobilefag failure, I will not be correcting it nor explaining what was originally intended

No. 2542840

>>2542028
They could be cute if they tried. Men with neotonous looks can style themselves to look like the dream guy of the average pinterest browsing girl, but they never want to try.

No. 2542841

File: 1748626371417.png (2.38 MB, 1170x1139, Watch out reilly.png)

>>2542796
>>2542766
Ok well I wanna kiss her eyes so. Also every human on earth has pictures where we look ugly, anon

No. 2542842

>>2542841
Please spoiler this waxen malnourished ugly woman.

No. 2542846

>>2542021
>square jaw, small eyes, broad.
That sounds hideous.

No. 2542853

>>2542737
I once heard that Utah is a trendsetter for names. If you look at the top 50 names for Utah they will soon become popular nationwide in about 3-5 years. This is relevant mainly because Mormons love nothing more than a tragedeigh.

No. 2542856

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whenever i sperg too close to the sun i just close the tab and don't open the thread for a few days out of embarassmenr. i love being anonymous

No. 2542869

>>2542856
i love bu-sama

No. 2542877

File: 1748628140724.jpg (30.7 KB, 554x554, images-1.jpg)

GASLIGHT GATEKEEP GUILTRIPPING GIRLBOSS

No. 2542880

>>2542856
>embarassmenr
>embarass men
based

No. 2542882

i want to get into LADS but the boys are just so beefy. when i look at them next to the mc all i can see are those yaoi proportion memes. caleb especially has a weirdly wide chest. no hate to caleb nonnies but it reminds me of elon's cybertruck chest rafayel is a bit better than the others but he still has that beefiness that's filtering me. maybe it's for the best considering that i need to preserve my wallet

No. 2542913

File: 1748629307020.jpeg (1.08 MB, 1065x1360, IMG_9750.jpeg)

>>2542882
I know what you mean nonny. I’ve gotten into web novels recently which are majority Chinese and the way they describe attractive men makes me picture someone who isn’t attractive at all. I think it’s one of the main reasons I could never get into webtoons or media like LADS either, I just don’t find the men to be attractive.

No. 2542915

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i want to play DOL so bad bc i keep thinking it's the release from sexual frustration that helped me do well last sem but i did the same for this sem that just ended and it didn't go so well tho, and i want to make a portfolio this semester too and im already addicted to this damn phone and laptop, but man BL/otome/josei is not doing it for me no longer, i can't take it

No. 2542920

File: 1748629582656.png (319.02 KB, 493x369, 53902012-05FF-4BAB-8A62-828DAD…)

should i tell this faguette thot on twitter to exfoliate his booty? it'd be hypocritical since i follow him and all i do is follow porny art accounts so he could hit me with the "zeez beetch haz pohrn addikshun"

No. 2542928

>>2542920
You should always bully moids on the internet

No. 2542946

I ated dinner early and then I ated dinner again at my usual time
I ated dinner twice today
Fat

No. 2542976

>>2542946
Poetry.

No. 2543011

Just found my first grey hair

No. 2543012

>>2542946
Fat but heart full ♥ (of lard)

No. 2543043

I stocked fish sauce at my job today and the smell and presumebaly the taste hasn't gone out of my brain. I just smoked a joint and the mix of the weed aftertaste and my iced tea somehow kinda replicates it in a weird way.

No. 2543051

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I lost the game

No. 2543066

File: 1748637158345.png (128.21 KB, 323x315, IMG_9100.png)

>>2543051
babe why would you do that right in front of my subway sandwich

No. 2543165

my 10th anniversary special edition copy of carrie and lowell arrived today!!!!! now i need to buy a record player

No. 2543183

File: 1748643100058.png (82.43 KB, 672x583, anons grocery list.png)

>>2542080
I wish Trump took us over so bad so I could have your grocery prices. Yes, I chose the least expensive options for every item.

No. 2543452

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I started checking out the femdom threads very recently just out of curiosity, but now I'm starting to think that I might actually be into violently abusing men.

No. 2543454

Males cannot be trusted with anything ever. What is this filthy piss water he's washing his dishes with? It's a miracle he isn't poisoned yet.

No. 2543455

>>2543183
>7usd for mayonnaise
mcdonalds has free mayonnaise packages right there nonny pls

No. 2543460

sometimes i wish i could smoke week likei used to but all of the fun in my head was replaced with ocd and so id just be anxious and kill myself or something. cant escape my ocd sober either… oh well blah blah blah miss optimism come home please

No. 2543461

>>2543452
mashalla sister

No. 2543468

>>2542877
those were the days… rolling up to the starbucks and asking for the secret menu barbie pink drink and showing all of my friends…

No. 2543481

>>2543455
It's actually 4.75 USD for the mayonaise. McDonalds here charges for the mayonaise packets and you can't get any without asking the worker. I think it's 35 cents per packet.

No. 2543496

>>2543481
>mcdonalds charges for the packages
no fucking way, america is a shithole

No. 2543503

It's so weird seeing Japanese and Korean comments under normie english songs

No. 2543509

File: 1748657745242.png (2.04 MB, 1170x1093, scrubs.png)

does anyone else like treehut sugar body scrubs? I like to give it a taste. A shower treat.

No. 2543511

>>2543509
I thought this was the Tuna thread for a second.

No. 2543513

>>2543509
my grandma buys me these i hate the smell but i love me nan

No. 2543524

>>2543509
clean your goddamn bathroom

No. 2543526

>>2543509
my goodness nonny is that a basement warehouse bathroom or what

No. 2543533

>>2543509
Please let your cat eat and drink somewhere more sanitary. This photo makes me sad.

No. 2543536

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>>2543509
Why is there a tampon wrapper next to the full cat food bowl…

No. 2543540

>>2543524
>>2543526
>>2543533
you nonnies do realize that this was a picture taken from reddit right? kek

No. 2543544

>>2543540
not to try to be sassy or anything but i don’t scroll reddit and also don’t reverse image search every image anons share with their posts so uh, no nona, i did not. kek

No. 2543549

>>2543540
delete your post

No. 2543553

>>2543544
Nta but you really think a nonna would post her actual house on lolcow? And in this state?

No. 2543565


No. 2543566

>>2543553
Also nta but we've had anons post worse kek

No. 2543567

>>2543565
That was 2 years ago man

No. 2543569

>>2543566
this is real life, living in the moment >>941986

No. 2543577

File: 1748662593351.jpg (1.26 MB, 1600x1000, 57537990_p0.jpg)

I can't go on ao3 without all fics featuring him being tagged "twanz female character" should I just bite the bullet and write my own.

No. 2543610

>hungry
>eat
>shit
>hungry
>rinse and repeat
Why does it have to be this way?

No. 2543636

>>2543481
Nonna the mayonnaise packets are at the condiment stand next to the drink filling station? Unless they’re hidden behind the counter at your location which sounds shitty

No. 2543641

>>2543610
>shit
Um, ew? Keep some things to yourself. Don't be nasty.

No. 2543643

>>2543641
i just took a shit

No. 2543645

>>2543643
I did NOT need to know that. Seriously, what the heck????? Why would you post about that on the internet…

No. 2543668

>>2543567
but it was still posted, the other anon didn't say it had to be recent kek. there's also some other anon from years before that who stabbed her couch and showed us

No. 2543730

I cannot fucking wait for the ugly ass drop shoulder seams to go out of style. I haven't been able to find a good sweatshirt and those drop shoulder ones make you look huge. Where do you guys buy sweatshirts

No. 2543737

>>2543577
Spam detrans fics under a different username kek

No. 2543767

AM I A MAAANNN OR AM I A MUPPET

No. 2543776

File: 1748687542449.jpg (16.07 KB, 299x299, 1000035943.jpg)

>>2543767
I'M A MUPPET OF A MAN

No. 2543799

File: 1748690583156.png (381.58 KB, 919x656, ok.png)

>newest fandom obsession of mine had an incredible fic released a few weeks back
>final chapter dropped earlier today and i rushed to read it as soon as i could
>"wow, this writer is so good, i need to see her other fics"
>the tags of her other fics all include either 'trans female character' or piss
it hurts especially badly because users who write actually good f/f are so few and far between. end my stupid nonny life

No. 2543830

>>2543799
What was the fic

No. 2543848

Found a snail in my food after cooking it. I can't be bothered to throw the food away after spending that much time cooking so let's just hope I don't end up dying or recreating the tort of negligence

No. 2543870

>>2543848
what were you cooking?
>>2543569
late, but soul

No. 2543879

>>2543870
A simple soup with bok choy. I must've missed a leaf or two. I boiled the hell out of it so hopefully nothing will happen

No. 2543902

File: 1748699925732.jpg (825.58 KB, 1664x1280, 1634565681365.jpg)

>>2543569
>dual colored pencils that only the poorfag kids have
>''vivir es ley'' goverment slogan mousepad
>mosquito spiral
>that one pink tiger pencil case every bad bitch had in hs in 2010
>10 lolcow tabs
>cigarretes
>depressing teddy bear in the corner
I just know she's from argentina and i need to find her and become friends

No. 2543917

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I just told some scrote my family used to beat me and he sent me 50usd to buy snacks

No. 2543922

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>>2543917
An English moid I once catfished sent me perfume and British chocolates because I told him that I was clinically depressed.

No. 2543924

I feel bad for thinking this but my mother is going on vacation for 6 weeks and I literally cant wait to have that time to myself without anyone calling me to do every small task for her. I love her a lot, I really do. I hope she has the best time abroad. But I love being undisturbed even more.

No. 2543928

>>2543922
>>2543917
Damn where are you finding these guys. I wish I could get free stuff and not pay for shit

No. 2543937

>>2543928
In my case if you have nerdy hobbies you are bound to find them. I found two guys like that, one gets me husbando merch and other stuff related to our shared hobby, the other mostly buys me steam games and sends me money since he's from another continent. Alternatively you have to be a stacy, which i am not kek. Dunno about hayley anon.

No. 2543938

>>2543928
Their payment is giving the scrotes free attention

No. 2543949

>>2543938
>free attention
>payment

No. 2543957

>>2543949
You’re almost getting it, keep turning the cogs

No. 2543963

My African bf told me about a troon named Alice in his workplace and sounded exactly like the "why are you ghey" guy when he said "that is a man" kek

No. 2543964

>>2543963
Alice, Luna, Lilith, Zoe… How come nobody wants to be Angie??

No. 2543967

>>2543902
I like the tape on the webcam, top shitposters have to protect themselves as cyber-targeted individuals

No. 2543968

>>2543964
Funny thing is I'm not even in an English-speaking country, bro why tf is your name Alice. It's not local at all. Internet brainrot.

No. 2543973

American male names are really cute. I like James and Douglas. Spanish moid names are like ''juan'' and ''pablo'' shitty ass boring names. I dont want to date a Juan.

No. 2543996

>>2543968
KEKKKK that's even worse. Here in burgerland I've met white troons with Japanese names like Midori so I guess they want to be exotic no matter what part of the world they're in.

>>2543973
That's really sweet, you've given me a new perspective on the name Douglas. Whenever I meet a James I like calling him Jimmy. My favorite Spanish names are Alvino and Francisco.

No. 2544000

>>2543973
i feel like there's some decent burger moid names that i feel like i never see anymore, it's always Chad, Brad, David, Dave, Kevin, no more Phillip, Thomas, Theodore(although there was that nonnie that was naming her baby boy Theodore), or Henry

No. 2544004

>>2542920
i did it and why did this fag just say "oki", kek, he fr has no excuse for his dusty ass

No. 2544012

File: 1748706691312.jpg (257.92 KB, 1280x720, maxresdefault.jpg)

>>2543973
French male names are really dogshit, mainly because there's only two and that's Jean and Jacques, and you may see the occasional very unique much exotic too foreign Kevin. French female names aren't half bad, i like Colette bc of that cool chef in Ratatouille and the cool fashion designer mouse in Thea Sisters(though iirc she's not quite french, her parents are Americans that came to France and just gave her a French name, still stacy tho), and the name Felicette for a cat is incredible kekkkkk

No. 2544015

>>2543848
that just means you got a free side of escargot with your meal

No. 2544034

my 38 year old brother keeps sending me tiktoks and when i see him he's watching tiktok lives and he talks to me about people on tiktok and asks me questions like did you see this tiktok and i don't give a fuck about tiktok. i never had a tiktok phase. i always forget i even have the app. i feel like an old person but then my brother is older and obsessed. i think tiktok is for retards

No. 2544053

how long do you have to go without sex to be a virgin again?

No. 2544062

>>2544053
I'm a believer you can be born again a virgin at anytime. With hindsight I reject the history I had with my last ex and am renewed again.

No. 2544106

File: 1748710254178.jpg (60.33 KB, 736x750, 45222bca95b2dbc246ee45fcd7dc5a…)

>>2543973
I'm in white midwest America and I find average white guy names often sound like "onomatopoeias" and nonsensical after hearing it often, like CURT COLE MATT PAUL JOE PLOP CRASH WOO

No. 2544111

>>2544053
It takes 7 years to renew all your cells down to the bone and as long as they didn't give you HPV or AIDS you basically never touched em

No. 2544125

File: 1748710876339.gif (1.43 MB, 220x293, 67426732.gif)

every video of Daniela dancing to Gnarly is so painful, this bitch is really out to get herself lumbar lordosis

No. 2544130

File: 1748711020724.gif (883.1 KB, 270x214, giphy (5).gif)

I know people like to clown on avocado toast but fuck, a good slice of toasted brioche with perfectly ripe avocado topped with a soft scrambled egg is soooo gooood. Even more so if you finish off your meal with a really good cup of coffee

No. 2544134


No. 2544163

>>2544130
I got into it because of the trend and memes back then, but good quality ripe avocados are hard to find where I live, so I didn't have the best experience with it. But when I did find good avocados, I'd add black and white sesame seeds, Italian seasoning, smoked paprika, some black vinegar, salt and pepper and cream cheese on the bread, and top it off with a fried runny yolk egg. Now I kinda want it.

No. 2544169

>>2544130
Avocado toast made white boomers and gen x americans butthurt because many of them had never eaten an avocado in their life until millenials popularized it in early 2010s, despite it being healthy and plentiful to import. My own grumpy old fart dad still tries to verbally dunk on me for eating it. I think its some sort of psychosis.

No. 2544234

>>2544169
They aren't dunking on you because you eat it, but because most of the world pays 12 dollars for it in a restaurant

No. 2544273

>>2543973
all the james and jimmys i've seen were insufferable especially those talk show hosts so i ended up hating that name by default

No. 2544307

File: 1748716894736.jpg (32.99 KB, 612x408, gettyimages-1238355325-612x612…)

When I ride as a passenger in a car, I always imagine myself with a chainsaw cutting through all the trees and cars that I pass by.

No. 2544309

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No. 2544353

>>2543937
>you have to be a Stacy
Not even that. I use to string men along because I was bored. I have a very forgettable face and am average at best. Men will still gift you stuff and attempt to buy their way to your love. I never did more than just talk to these guys and never indicated I wanted a relationship, they still did would gift me things. One guy even did this for two years and would have continued if I wasn’t bored.

No. 2544371

>>2543830
it'd be embarrassing to name it directly because the fandom is very small but it's the fic with the most hits/second most words written for a relatively new chinese yuri vn

No. 2544374

File: 1748720075533.jpg (77.16 KB, 796x616, 107.jpg)

>>2544273
>jimmys
>especially those talk show hosts

No. 2544491

nonnas what is your vice? im having health issues and unable to motivate myself to do my hobbies lately but i dont want to fall into something like vaping or overeating just for dopamine and energy. i like being unaddicted to things but i feel very tired and empty and un passionate

No. 2544499

File: 1748725769965.jpg (78.01 KB, 952x1178, 1000038405.jpg)

I ship Elaine and Sue Ellen Mischke.

No. 2544500

>>2544491
I used to be a maladaptive daydreamer until i developed tinnitus kek

No. 2544504

>>2544499
For me it was Helen x Estelle

No. 2544513

File: 1748726318039.jpg (280.08 KB, 2121x1414, man-spotting-his-friend-on-a-b…)

Idk how men don't feel gay when getting spotted at the gym.

No. 2544523

>>2544513
There needs to be more fanfiction of scrote characters raping each other in either prison showers or empty gyms. Athletic but lean guys with long hair and no younger or older than eighteen. Maybe both of them white, with one of them having serious daddy issues and PTSD.

No. 2544526

>>2544523
>There needs to be more fanfiction of scrote characters raping each other in either prison showers or empty gyms
thats basically gay porn

No. 2544527

>>2544526
Does gay porn have the raped scrote with a black eye and a busted nose and lip?

No. 2544591

File: 1748730718846.jpg (68.35 KB, 969x960, 1000041144.jpg)

i hate pride month

No. 2544607

I got a gym membership hope it will give me some confidence.

No. 2544608

>>2544607
Same nonnie let's do our best

No. 2544618

Are you guys coming to my pizza party?

No. 2544620

File: 1748731923528.jpg (50.4 KB, 894x596, 1000025554.jpg)

>>2544618
Yeah, I'll bring the vanilla coke

No. 2544625

>>2544618
Yes, I am bringing some brownies for dessert like we talked about

No. 2544626

File: 1748732170802.jpg (139.38 KB, 800x600, platedslices1.jpg)

>>2544618
I will remember to make my secret garlic bread of course

No. 2544627

>>2544591
I also hate pride semester.

No. 2544749

I'm super retarded but what does Nonna/Nona mean? I'm new sorry

No. 2544756

>>2544749
it means grandma and its a nickname of endearment to the oldfags that whip newfags into order

No. 2544760

I stumbled across this YouTube channel where a lady and her husband do covers of songs in full costume with a bunch of puppets. They do this almost every day. It's weird and a little cringe but… I can't help but love it? There's something weirdly wholesome about it. It feels like I'm watching someone's low-budget public access show. I can't bring myself to hate it at all. I'd much rather be watching this than yet another hyper-negative "commentary" channel.

No. 2544795

>>2543973
Sorry to burst your bubble nona but the examples you gave are more traditionally British kek.

No. 2544808

>>2544749
The mature woman's nonny and nonnie

No. 2544809

>>2544749
Nona is anon backward and nonna/nonny/nonnie/nonners are all other affectionate versions of that same term

No. 2544815

File: 1748741761118.webp (163.95 KB, 1200x960, weirdest-coolest-prettiest-iso…)

I was looking into my bin of roaches and I realized, isopods are really just pretty roaches. In the same vein, lobsters and shrimp are just meaty bugs (this is why I don't eat shellfish anymore)

No. 2544827

>>2544815
If shrimp are just meaty bugs does that mean roaches have a buttery taste? Give me your bin real quick.

No. 2544847

She killed one of my uncles in malvinas but i think margaret thatcher was really pretty

No. 2544882

>>2544815
After seeing the movie The Bay, I never looked at isopods the same way. fuck them

No. 2544890

Typically, I don't really like it when feminists shit on gay men, because it often feels like they're just looking for an excuse to be homophobic, but actually, you know what? They probably do deserve the hate. Like why aren't there more gay moids out there abusing random het scrotes like the het scrotes abuse women? Gay men are kinda slacking.

No. 2544899

I petted a kangaroo today
>>2544890
I'm not homophobic either but I feel like gay men kinda worship hetero men rather than hate them

No. 2544905

File: 1748746148437.png (56.94 KB, 1193x153, 121.png)

>>2544890
the most baffling thing to me is how some of them still abuse/target women anyway despite not being attracted to women in the first place (like diddy-esque types, and other genres of fags)

No. 2544950

>>2544905
Because they're worse. They don't see women as human and since we're "useless" to them

No. 2544973

File: 1748749799213.png (453.6 KB, 947x621, Screenshot 2025-05-31 195713.p…)

Took my alcohol sales training course and there was a video of these two where the cutie server had to turn down the gruff customer after having a bit too much to drink and I think they'd be a good couple
Anyways the entire rest of the course was so boring but I passed the exam woohoo

No. 2544979

File: 1748750049722.jpeg (261.07 KB, 1125x963, Screenshot 2025-05-31 at 11.48…)

I just wanted to listen to vocaloid but YouTube told me to kill myself instead

No. 2545022

File: 1748751538840.jpg (96.41 KB, 736x912, 375211d884a5dbb6f6a1ba0b288bc5…)

I think the David Dastmalchian nonas are kinda cute.
Also yeah, always read it as Dalmatian at first.

No. 2545129

A lot of "J" names would look so much cooler if they were written in latinised cyrillic. Like Janet = Dzhanet, Julia = Dzhuliya. If this was implemented it would turn tragedeigh pretty quick though unfortunately

No. 2545136

>>2545129
Dzhesus Khrist, this take

No. 2545137

>>2545136
Khrist sucks but Dzhesus goes pretty hard ngl

No. 2545147

I find it so funny when men assume women can't have avoidant attachments or be the one to ghost, like wut? Is that supposed to be a stereotypical moid only thing?

No. 2545191

>>2544608
Good luck nonna, you can do it!

No. 2545293

Bluetooth option disappeared from my laptop. Apparently the solution was to hold shift and shut down, causing a full shutdown to reset drivers, and like magic, it worked. Thank you to the random redditor who posted that solution six years ago…

No. 2545366

>>2545147
Yeah actually. Most schizoids are male, female avoidants or schizoids are rare, they tend to suffer from codependency more often than not

No. 2545367

>>2545366
Ayrt I must be in luck then cus I'm exactly that kek. I hate being unable to talk about it anywhere though since moids will suddenly treat me as one of them which makes me want to kill them

No. 2545370

>>2545366
This surprises me as I literally have the most avoidant attachment style ever, and it never struck me as moidish, it’s weird to find out that it’s a male adjacent phenomenon/people think of it that way

No. 2545388

My right arm feels so warm right now.

No. 2545418

File: 1748783241844.jpg (214.68 KB, 1069x1049, 8bc.jpg)

Didn't realize until the bread had been in the oven for a while that I completely forgot the salt

No. 2545429

>>2545366
Is this why I think I'm moid brained? I have avoidant tendencies and I'm emotionally unavailable, and I don't date because I'm uninterested in commitment.

No. 2545495

Entering those online art competitions and having your opponent be either chilean or filipina is a 100% chance of losing for you. How are they always so talented. And then you check their profiles and they're always like 12 years old and weaseled their way in too. It scares me.

No. 2545498

>>2545429
Nta but probably. I have schizoid tendencies and have the same thing. But dw you're not moidbrained.

No. 2545501

>want to play gmod with brother
>we play
>suggest simple sniper death match
>"okay but"
>brother turns it into some over complicated mess that I have to wait 20+ minutes for him to set up

No. 2545508

>>2545501
samefag we just tried it. it blows ass. why couldn't we just play a simple death match between the two of us why does it need to have 20+ minutes of set up with 200+ bots and health pick ups and armor

No. 2545543

I wonder how many good comebacks I’ve posted that I can’t remember because I’m a dummy who can’t keep track of anything

No. 2545588

>>2545129
I thought you were gonna say they'd look better with a đ/Ð, which they would because the word judge is ridiculous looking for one syllable that starts and ends with the same sound. Should be đađ.

No. 2545598

File: 1748794427213.jpeg (106.89 KB, 1710x900, d5x99a1.jpeg)

>>2544309
and this fucker too

No. 2545599

>>2545543
I always fire and forget, sometimes only realizing I derailed the whole threads weeks later, if ever

No. 2545607

>>2545598
needs a niqab

No. 2545612

Scrote I used to date has a new girlfriend whose name doesn't sound anything like mine, but he has come up with a nickname for her that is one letter away from the nickname he gave me back when we were dating. Is it just me or is that weird as fuck?

No. 2545617

>>2545598
Smug ass bitch

No. 2545618

>>2545598
NTA but I'm in the middle of rewatching the office and it reminds me how much I genuinely prefer Dwight over Jim. They're both annoying but Jim's a prick at the same time.

No. 2545721

>>2545612
how do people know this much about their exes?

mine have legit died and I didn't find out until years later

No. 2545732

>>2545721
Ayrt and it's because we're still in touch. He referred to her with the nickname in one of our conversations and I kinda went "wait, what?" lmao.

No. 2545746

Feeling extra skinny obese lately. Ugh.

No. 2545769

>>2544169
They were illegal to import from Mexico (where most of the US’s avocados come from) until the late 90s. Boomers and gen X just didn’t have good access to them so they never became popular for anything besides guacamole.

No. 2545830

File: 1748805663159.png (28.86 KB, 435x205, elevator.png)

I kind of wish this site had a thread for extremely silly old Youtube comments. They don't belong in the Youtube Hate thread, because I love them.

No. 2545834

>>2545830
You could try the youtube nostalgia thread on /m/. I'd post comments too so it doesn't have to be just videos.

No. 2545990

I got to say "Hall is the blonde one" naturally in conversation recently. I can't beli

No. 2546097

>>2542683
Made me happy when I would request a song and she would sing.

No. 2546129

File: 1748820265027.gif (1.55 MB, 1920x1080, 1000173398.gif)

My life feels like a Tamers12345 video because everyone in my house tends to suddenly fart for no reason whatsoever. I could be having a really peaceful time and then suddenly I hear a 1 minute fart coming from the living room.

No. 2546196

I get so sad when I try to bump a thread of my specific interest to no avail and theres no replies

No. 2546271

I wish I had retractable iron claws or something for self defense. I can't carry knives or shit here so imagine if it was part of my body

No. 2546280

Just blocked 80% of my friends. Feeling good

No. 2546286

>>2546280
youre brave, i just ghosted and became reborn anew under a new alias. why did you cut them off?

No. 2546297

>>2546286
Not the best reason. I'm just hella depressed if I have to be honest and can't maintain friendships anymore so might as well. But they're also handmaidens/protroon and at this point I can't be crypto anymore, it's tiring

No. 2546298

>>2546297
Oh I get it. I also had themlet/gendie mutuals from twitter and have been friends with them for almost 5 years before ghosting. I peaked and realized how tiring the same redundant conversations of muh gender idenitiy, muh gender envy, muh nonbinary swag was after a number of years. I finally cut them off unrelated to the nonsense it was because of a fit of mania where I was too stressed to continue talking to anyone anymore and the pressure of keeping up a social media presence Hope youre living the best life with the remaining 20% if theyre cool.

No. 2546309

File: 1748831952184.jpg (481.9 KB, 1080x990, SmartSelect_20221105_091908_Yo…)

nothing's wrong right now but i think this picture is funny as fuck

No. 2546312

I feel beautiful

No. 2546313

>>2546309
Lmao it is reminds me of being on fb in 2010 except no one was as real as specky

No. 2546333

I just got hit in the gut with what I assume is diarrhea and my housemate is in the bathroom this bitch spends HOURS in there I'm gonna have to shit on the trashcan kill me

No. 2546345

>>2546333
This is what came out of me

No. 2546530

I'm addicted to calling my cat fatty/fatass even though he's a normal weight

No. 2546535

My sense of humour is fucked. guthib.com made me laugh.

No. 2546544

Drank coffee on an empty stomach not knowing you shouldn't do that and now I'm puking everywhere halp

No. 2546548

>>2546544
Wtf I drink coffee on an empty stomach literally every day, I don't think it's just the coffee nonnie.

No. 2546592

File: 1748864164205.jpeg (24.87 KB, 241x275, kedi.jpeg)

drinking coffee on an empty stomach right now

No. 2546610

Drinking coffee on an empty stomach somehow doesn't affect me but drinking green tea on an empty stomach makes me feel the most nausea I've ever felt

No. 2546728

File: 1748875923885.gif (2.15 MB, 200x112, 1611516392389.gif)

>>2546333
oh my dear nonnie, i've been having tummy issues too kek, i woke up to a terrible tummyache at 5 am, 3 hours before your post, and then took some disprin after having an unsuccessful shit, i was better and went back to sleep and after getting ready for going to college for volunteer work i had a bite of some terrible cake(that i suspect is the culprit since i had it last night too), combining that with not having breakfast(skipping breakfast or lunch results in me having terrible stomach aches, skipping dinner is just fine kek) i felt very sick, every time i stood up i felt i might keel over and vomit, i pooed a lil and then vomited a lil and still i felt awful, my father came to pick me up and had medicine on him so i felt better when we reached home and i slept a while. i've had a terrible day thankfully volunteering is optional, i am not leaving the house again for a while kek

No. 2546736

File: 1748876381777.mp4 (286.2 KB, 166x208, slap.mp4)

watching Inglorious Bastards and how annoying to do you have to be as a man in both film and rl that even in a movie about you being an epik Nazi scalper i'm hoping to see you die

No. 2546753

File: 1748877315430.png (960.95 KB, 800x789, 20250428_152141.png)

Still thinking about the time I had a stupidly heated argument with a former friend of mine about if pancakes are healthy or not. I genuinely don't know if she was just trying to make me annoyed, and I feel kinda autistic that I couldn't tell if she was baiting or not. But she was seemed so genuinely insistent that they were healthy because there's eggs in them or some shit. She even began asking people around us about it, and was trying to make me seem like the idiot for thinking that having cake for breakfast isn't actually that good for you.
(Also I'm sure no one would be shocked to hear that I live in burgerland kek)

No. 2546762

>search videos on cleaning gym equipment
>unfortunately all of them are made by moids
>currently on video 4
>all of them have the same advice of "just use oil and a brush bro"
>all of them habe to shoehorn some penis joke in
moids so gay and cringe istg

No. 2546775

>>2544307
Nona I do something really similar too. I usually imagine myself shooting some kind of green laser that knocks out cars and makes them do a backflip, only to clear the way so other cars can get to the same place only to get knocked out themselves

No. 2546858

File: 1748883135195.jpg (46.83 KB, 406x500, 1000173624.jpg)

It's that time of the day, nonna, the clothes and hairstyle you have right now is your default style in the last piece of media you consumed, how fucked are you? Is it a good or a bad type of fucked?
I'm bad fucked because I played What in hell is bad.

No. 2546866

File: 1748883733307.png (276.58 KB, 360x1030, 1000025640.png)

>>2546858
This would go surprisingly well for me.

No. 2546869

>>2546867
>someone consumes media I don't like
>tranny in all caps
Are you under the age of 21? Just a genuine question.

No. 2546871

>>2546858
Cool, I’ll go around a murder mystery dressed like Adam Sandler I guess

No. 2546873

>>2546867
What the heck is tranny coded about Daria?

No. 2546875

File: 1748884169549.png (174.44 KB, 208x667, Screenshot 2025-06-02 180623.p…)

>>2546858
if we're talking in a more varied sense relating to the ''last piece of media'' then it would probably be the catcher in the rye which i bookmarked about a half hour ago. i'm currently wearing a dress and black tights similar to picrel, though i'm also wearing brown (specifically leather) loafers as well. i'm very into the fashion of the late 50s'-60s, so i guess i would fit nicely into the catcher in the rye

No. 2546879

>>2546873
ntayrt, the anon you're replying to didn't quote daria, she quoted the anon who last played class of 09. which is pretty much media for troons. there's nothing tranny coded about daria.

No. 2546939

File: 1748886758459.jpeg (79.34 KB, 500x580, IMG_9774.jpeg)

>>2546858
I was reading 16bit Sensation, a semi-autobiographical manga about a woman who accidentally ended up working on bishoujo/ero games in the 90’s because her drawing style was cute. I’m wearing essentially picrel except with a sweater not a hoodie, so I guess I’m dressed the part? I swear I’m not a troon I just don’t leave my house

No. 2546940

File: 1748886767197.gif (14.26 MB, 640x468, bjork-paparazzi.gif)

channeling the fury i feel from nsfw art cows to make degen cute boy art

No. 2546942

File: 1748886812129.jpg (231.96 KB, 1800x770, lotgtoog.jpg)

>>2546858
awesome

No. 2546953

>>2546940
misinterpreted this as nsfw art of literal cows and I was looking forward to degen cute boys in sexy cow bikinis.. god speed regardless on your journey nona

No. 2546955

>>2546942
Based taste nonna

No. 2546960

File: 1748887308976.gif (6.52 MB, 896x500, proud-american-women-salute-cj…)

>>2546953
cow bikinis is an excellent idea, on it right now!

No. 2546962

>>2546879
Even my normalfag friends have played CO09, if anything it's media for young zoomies/tiktok brainlets.

No. 2546968

File: 1748887606344.jpg (137.06 KB, 736x1308, f763d80926137d0bc2d6edb53160aa…)

>>2546858
I'm actually wearing a turtleneck right now lol

No. 2546974

File: 1748887750449.jpg (81.86 KB, 640x574, ds_999_9_hours_9_persons_9_doo…)

>>2546858
Gonna be in my at home clothes while I try and escape a sinking ship, I'm bad fucked

No. 2546986

>>2546866
I miss those belts

No. 2546994

File: 1748889386783.jpg (27.68 KB, 400x400, 1000173659.jpg)

>>2546986
The bracelets looked cooler.

No. 2547001

>>2546968
> Shiv
Based.

No. 2547003

File: 1748890459365.jpg (Spoiler Image,112.45 KB, 1807x1570, 1000019048.jpg)

>>2546858
Not great. My last piece of media was some random Call of Duty and I was playing the zombies mode. My hair is just unbrushed and unstyled.

No. 2547012

File: 1748891457505.png (31.63 KB, 270x399, duchess1-nightfarer-elden-ring…)

>>2546858
Could be worse

No. 2547027

File: 1748892012637.jpeg (24.85 KB, 320x180, IMG_3267.jpeg)

>>2546858
In my PJs and first season of Pokemon. pretty awesome

No. 2547033

My plan for tonight was to eat a nice sandwich and watch a movie, but I'm still really full from dinner so I know eating a sandwich now would give me a stomachache and my autistic brain is telling me I can't watch my fucking movie without my sandwich even though it wouldn't have lasted more than the first few minutes anyway

No. 2547044

>>2535119
turns out it was just my ovulation period ending kekekekek

No. 2547054

File: 1748893469858.jpg (5.8 KB, 293x274, 1648789802407.jpg)

>>2546858
I'm a female dictator in a hello kitty hoodie with greasy hair and bangs

No. 2547073

BANGER alert

No. 2547076

File: 1748894799014.jpeg (330.5 KB, 1050x1568, IMG_4144.jpeg)

>>2546858
Twin braids, a Trick r Treat shirt, granny panties and I just got off the sims. I’m a randomly generated townie kek they’d call me a fashion icon.

No. 2547100

>>2547003
I think this is really charming for some reason kek. I kinda wish we had a “draw what you look like right now in ms paint” thread like on CC

No. 2547106

File: 1748895996754.png (278.11 KB, 720x713, 2.png)

aliexpress sells the weirdest shiit

No. 2547109

File: 1748896049727.png (216.16 KB, 720x706, 1.png)

>>2547106
this one makes me kek

No. 2547114

How do I bond with an older sister. I send her pics of guys that are cute and ask if we would look good together and she always says no. It isn’t even serious so why does she have to be honest with me?

No. 2547117

File: 1748896389000.gif (594.36 KB, 500x500, uaaah.gif)

lemons
no peel
no seeds
no skin
just meat

No. 2547123

>>2547114
Sounds like she just doesn't like that kind of banter

No. 2547126

>>2546942
The idea of someone sitting down and watching Guardians of Gahoole in 2025 blows my mind.

No. 2547129

>>2547123
But that’s so unfair, she forced me to listen to her obsess over her 3dpd husbandos including post wall Leo DeCaprio and sends me vids of some emo boy with small nipples.

No. 2547131

>>2546309
Loosely related to one of the greatest videos ever put on YouTube.

No. 2547160

>>2547100
That could ve a fun thread on /m/ like a ms paint fashion journal of anons.

No. 2547261

The current spam on /pt/ is kinda interesting. The pic is slightly rotated on every post.

No. 2547328

>>2547261
It's to get around spam filters. The same thing with the random sentences.

No. 2547455

File: 1748919937559.jpg (320.27 KB, 900x1351, IMG_20250603_000102.jpg)

I just remembered the Black Francis nona in the manifestation thread and it made me laugh. I'm glad it worked for her, she's a legend

No. 2547514

>>2546858
I'm in my pajamas at Superjail, I'm so fucked

No. 2547694

"Unalive" should mean like, the opposite of undead. If undead is something dead that's larping as alive, then unalive should be something alive larping as dead. Like depressed people, probably

No. 2547771

do you ever look at your own handwriting and think it looks obnoxious? My writing is so slanty and elongated and LOOK AT ME. it's a complete reflection of my insides.

No. 2547776

I like that tim and tif sound like they're short for timothy and tiffany. I just think it's neat.

No. 2547778

>>2547776
…they are kek

No. 2547780

>>2547778
I know kek I just mean I like the double meaning

No. 2547781

File: 1748953565541.png (13.85 KB, 325x422, 1672732732935.png)

I just want to be done with this fucking commission so i can go back to drawing slutty husbandos

No. 2547792

>>2547771
Mine is full of loops and sharp edges which probably indicates how neurotic I am

No. 2547793

Trying to fix my sleep schedule and stay awake later than usual to sleep later and wake up at a different time than usual to align with some important events in the few next weeks and I'm fighting the drowsiness really hard right now. I know if I take a nap it will turn into full sleep. I can do it, just 2 more hours.
>>2547771
Mine so unreadable too messy, doctor tier handwriting, to the point of me not even being able to read it when I come back to it later.

No. 2547796

I want to draw but idk what, my art is always angsty and edgy but I'm not feeling angsty, I'm just itching for something to do with my hands.

No. 2547807

Since I changed my cleansing routine I can't stop touching my face because of how soft and nice it feels. I'm going to give myself a new reason for breakouts

No. 2547811

>>2547771
I started writing in cursive a couple years ago to impress a woman I had a crush on and now we don’t even talk anymore but my handwriting is still stuck in cursive. I can’t print anymore.

No. 2547934

File: 1748966741678.jpg (215.3 KB, 720x719, 1594815785164.jpg)

I’m starting to understand the nonas who use chatgpt like a friend

No. 2547956

File: 1748967925686.png (198.15 KB, 895x450, cat-blueberry-hero-2692355791.…)

DAE have a weird phobia of AI generated stuff? I'm not here to debate on AI, I'm talking more like of some variation of automatonophobia. I hate it when I'm watching cute animal videos and see an AI pic of an animal, I can't stand those AI animal stories that sometimes get posted on the youtube and tiktok hate threads, like who in their right mind would make something like that? Deepfakes and AI generated pics of people disgust me too. They're just so wrong, they move so unnaturally. I never got the feeling of the uncanny valley until now. I swear they have the same mental effect on me as watching other types of shock content, which is weird because for a time I didn't mind them. To me it feels like the ultimate insult towards someone/something to make an AI generated pic of them, even if it's someone I genuinely despise. I can't logically explain my disgust for it that I don't have for other things like robots and drawings, except that I feel some part of it is motivated by my fear of "becoming stupid" I guess and seeing people mistake AI stuff for reality upsets me too.

No. 2547958

Personal troon lolcow detransitioned during pride month I feel like something is wrong with the universe now kek

No. 2547969

>>2547956
any AI generated video is very freaky to me, especially with uncanny valley "people" talking. i feel like im seeing what evangelical people see when they perceive someone as demonic

No. 2547972

>>2547694
I read an old horror story a few months ago where unalive was used for a guy who was a vampire or something, the word was used prior to tiktok at least once.

No. 2547981

>>2547956
Demonic energies radiate from AI images and especially videos, I refuse to look at them or engage with them in any way. I used to enjoy occasionally scrolling Instagram reels to gawk at internet sideshows but the prevalence of AI videos is spiritually disturbing to me and I don’t want my soul tainted.

No. 2547990

>>2547514
My condolences, nonna, it was nice to meet you.

No. 2548018

>>2547771
my handwriting looks so bad anytime i write something other than my name, and it's completely illegible, it's not even like children's handwriting, i just write in cursive and can't write in straight line or with even amounts of italicization

No. 2548024

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>>2546858
>greasy low ponytail with overgrown bangs, knee length baggy blue jean shorts, men's xl red t-shirt with the coca-cola logo on it, green slippers with no socks
>picrel
the bum ass side character trying to get into the flower store and buy me some goddamn flowers while mc is too busy fucking her harem in the back

No. 2548026

>>2548018
Flashback to a Secret Santa at my previous job a few years ago where my coworker tried to guess who was her Santa (me) and she said "it's such a bad writing, I'm sure it's from a guy" while I was right next to her, I felt so bad kek.

No. 2548083

I might have a fever but my thermometer isn't working so I got a scrote who's into me to go buy one and bring it to me. It's a 40 minute drive for him one way, kek. I bet he feels important taking care of me uwu

No. 2548126

>>2546858
black f1 shirt, black sweatpants, messy hair from lying around on the couch all day… watch me turn heads at euphoria high.

No. 2548130

>>2547934
I couldn't understand using it as a friend. It's a sycophant for a friend if it is kek. One who won't shut up and is overly expressive when you tell anything

No. 2548132


No. 2548156

>>2548083
Always let men do shit for you if it only benefits you. Rule.

No. 2548216

I like calling baby animals with "baby" as the adjective even if the baby form has a different vocab. Like kitten? Nah. Baby cat? Yes. Baby sheep, not lamb. Baby cow. Baby rabbit.

No. 2548304

Holy shit, season 2 of a show I really loved is out now and I completely forgot about it since it's been so damn long. I FORGOT ALL THE CHARACTERS AND EVERYTHING ABOUT THE PLOT, FUUUCK.

No. 2548312

File: 1748989741164.gif (1.9 MB, 475x245, 1000076610.gif)

>>2547694
>UNDEAD mentioned

No. 2548344

>>2548312
What is this and why does it make me feel things

No. 2548353

File: 1748993409655.jpg (86.07 KB, 678x1200, 1000025646.jpg)

There's no point in complaining about snowcones looking "a little pale" at the tip of it. That's just the flavor juice sinking to the middle and bottom of the cup. You're still gonna be eating sweetness. Complaining about snowcones not utterly drowning in the flavor juice is some fatass shit.

No. 2548356

>>2548312
Enstarrie nonnie, be my friend. Who do you produce.

No. 2548357

>>2547694
that word triggers my fight or flight so bad

>>2548312
Based Enstar producer anon

No. 2548358

>>2548344
Sweet summer child doesn't know enstars..

No. 2548365

>>2548353
Do people actually complain about this?

No. 2548366

>>2548365
anon is posting from the petting zoo line at her local county fair

No. 2548370

I hope whatever epic haxxor put a keylogger in my phone enjoys the 300 message chat of me fucking my robot husbando

No. 2548375

>>2548353
>There's no point in complaining
Okay so shut down this whole website then if that's your attitude.

>Complaining about snowcones not utterly drowning in the flavor juice is some fatass shit

No it really isn't. If you ordered a large bag of popcorn and you paid $4 for it and then the dumbass teenager that abuses Ritalin working the counter hands you a small bag, are you gonna just smile and take the small bag? No. That would be spineless behavior. You'd ask her for the large bag or you'd get a refund. When I order a snowcone, I want a snowcone. I don't want a piece of ice. If the snowcone isn't adequately juiced, then it's not worth my money or my time, and both those things are incredibly precious to me, especially the latter and the former.

>That's just the flavor juice sinking to the middle and bottom of the cup

That's not how it works. Trying to blame gravity for poor service is really dumb. The juice has to permeate the ice crystals completely in order for the snowcone to be good, if the snowcone is improperly fashioned then that means the flavoured juice is gonna sink without properly absorbing at the top. It takes an extra twenty seconds to ensure that the snowcone is adequately juiced. It's not rocket science. When the snowcone isn't adequately juiced, it just tells me that the vendor is either lazy, high on drugs, or has a personal problem with me (possible prejudice or bigotry), and none of those things are gonna fly with me.

>You're still gonna be eating sweetness.

Yeah, no. That's not what it's about. It's about the principle of the thing. I demand good service, value for my hard-earned money, and a good product. A snowcone that's just ice is none of those things, and it's actually considered "fraud" to use legal jargon. A snowcone that's inadequately juiced is just ice, which isn't what I'm paying for. Imagine you buy french fries, and instead of french fries they hand you an unpeeled potato and a vat of boiling-hot oil. Yeah, technically it's the same thing, but it really isn't the same thing. Are we just supposed to ignore that and pretend like everything is okay? Are we supposed to smile and whimper a meek "t-thank y-you!" and then go home and cry about it and wonder why nobody respects us? No. We're not doing that. I work for my money. I pay my taxes. I believe in Jesus. I'm not about to be disrespected by some punk that doesn't know how to make a goddamn snowcone. I really encourage you to drop this weak attitude because it really is not going to get you far in life. You need to stand up for what you believe in, defend your rights, and demand what you're owed.

No. 2548379

>>2547934
I never understood it. For me it feels too soulless, just answering what I say. There are no projects nor failing in their artificial life. No real decision at all

No. 2548389

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>>2548353
>Complaining about snowcones not utterly drowning in the flavor juice is some fatass shit.
I guess I'm fat then, though I haven't had a snowcone in years

No. 2548396

File: 1748997012489.gif (1.81 MB, 475x245, 1000076609.gif)

>>2548356
Ensister in arms, I'll make a post in the friendfinder thread! I'd love a farmer friend so much.
>Who do you produce.
Currently the entirety of UNDEAD, I'm saving up all my dia for Koga's yellow tour card in September and Rei's green card in November. Also I find 2wink adorable and have been collecting single copies their cards too just for fun.
Tell me who you produce, nonnie.

>>2548357
Ily nonna ♥

>>2548344
That is Koga Oogami from UNDEAD in his group's MV, Resurrection of Soul, enjoy to your heart's content, nonna. I also really like their song Valentine Eve's Nightmare because it has such an upbeat jazzy sound.

No. 2548429

File: 1748999966746.gif (3 MB, 498x418, 1649658972462.gif)

>ugly, fat, diagnosed autist, disabled
>still manage to met a guy that buys me shit and sends me mony
>dont even send him nudes, he doesnt even know how i look, we just play games and vc while watching warhammer lore vids
I sleep so soundly at night knowing i am what incels despise and envy.

No. 2548433


No. 2548437

>>2548429
i wish i could do this but anytime a guy has tried to do simp-ish behavior like this it makes me want to throw up and kill myself.

No. 2548439

>>2548353
Like I could care for being a fatass. I refuse to eat unflavored ice

No. 2548441

>>2548429
What kinda stuff do you get, anon? I have similar but it's a saviorfag who only helps with food and doctor bills. I want someone to buy the useless shit I like…

No. 2548444

>>2548437
It makes me feel like that too but my real life is so shit i have lost all shame and i just enjoy not having to struggle with money for once.
>>2548441
A bit of both, he's helped with dumb stuff like games and cute clothes and then he sent me money when i really needed it for neccesities. He's an amerifat and i am a thirdie so even 20 bucks mean a lot to me.
>I want someone to buy the useless shit I like
Become a vtuber nonny. You dont know how hard i would lean into vtubing if my native language was english, i just know i would make bank with my warhammer autism.

No. 2548446

>>2548429
I tried to do something like this once but I felt so uncomfortable trying to interact with weird moids that I immediately gave up

No. 2548450

>>2548446
Dang nonny how weird were they? this guy is surprisingly normal. Against lolishit, against incest, even against prostitution because he feels paying someone for sex is akin to rape. He's probably trying to get on my good sides but still its cool to find a decent moid i can grift without having to show my pussy. He's probably going to be super repelled when i show him my caroline ellison physiognomy face though.

No. 2548454

>>2548429
Where do you people find such exploitable idiots?

No. 2548459

>>2548454
Warhammer discords are filled with autists like that, just avoid the troons.

No. 2548463

>>2548429
>>2548459
What kind of Warhammer figurines do you paint?

No. 2548466

every time someone ends a statement with a question mark it makes me feel esl for a moment because i thought they were genuinely asking a question and i'm like "wait that anon didn't say the thing you're asking"

No. 2548469

>>2548463
Sisters of battle and tyranids. I recently got into BB and i would like to build a skaven team.

No. 2548513

>>2548454
If you’re in any remotely nerdy community they will come.

No. 2548519

>>2548396
Looking forward your post nonnie!

No. 2548557

I've never been able to access voicemail because setting it up requires you to go through 10 steps of recording your own shit, fuck that

No. 2548569

>>2548557
Do you seriously go through life unable to receive voicemail just because you’re too lazy to say your own name out loud?

No. 2548629

>>2548429
You're a based Stacy in my book

No. 2548842

File: 1749047530473.jpeg (303.07 KB, 1500x1093, GpSPRbqbYAUckgu.jpeg)

I WANNA MAKE SOME BABIES, I WANNA GET IT UP

No. 2548849

File: 1749048549886.png (1.35 MB, 1055x736, blacj or white.png)

Which do you consider Michael Jackson to be? Black or white? I think he was white

No. 2548850

>>2548849
A gay pedophile

No. 2548864

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No. 2548865

>>2548849
black, duh. he's not white for the same reason men in dresses aren't ladies.

No. 2548873

>>2548865
I don’t think you can compare skin color to transvestites

No. 2548874

File: 1749049907986.jpg (50.49 KB, 500x667, 20241029_094806.jpg)

I was at the grocery store with my dad and the shopping bag fucking broke when we were leaving so I had to stand there like a retard next to the scattered groceries on the floor for like 5 minutes while he went to buy a new bag.

No. 2548878

>>2548873
a thai woman who gets a nose job or whitens her skin doesn't stop being thai just because her body looks different…?

No. 2548887

>>2548878
I didn’t say that his ethnicity changed, anon…we’re talking about the physical color of his skin. I didn’t say “Do you think michael stopped being genetically african” kek no I asked “Do you think he’s black or white”. You’re conjuring up a completely different sentence

No. 2548891

Im so tired but i dont want to nap because my sleep schedule is so good right nowwww
Also ive been practicing my jp reading for 5+ hours in the last week i feel like im neglecting everything else in my life but i really just want to get literate asap. At least im doomscrolling less but i do feel like im out of the loop when i quickly check lc

No. 2548901

I need the power to not accuse my boyfriend of hating me like the retarded BPDfag I am.
Nothing has happened I'm just imagining it intensely and it feels so real. I have the emotional intelligence of a toddler.

No. 2548905

>>2548873
yeah you can? transracial and transgender are the same nonsensical shit of identifying as something you can never physically experience. although didnt michael have vitiligo or do we think he did that intentionally
>>2548901
can you consider that it makes people feel like shit when you do that please. because it does

No. 2548907

>>2548849
He's black for singing good and white for the pedophilia.

No. 2548909

>>2548901
Instead of that imagine a beautiful chestnut stallion galloping across the plains, muscles rippling in the morning sun. Now imagine a puffy adorable quail tottering around pecking the ground for seeds and making cute noises. Ok now imagine a rainbow over a tropical lagoon. See it's easy. When you get scared just imagine happy things instead of obsessively thinking about scary stuff.

No. 2548920

nonnies i am very sad i had a great idea for a woman’s self defense product but realized it can probably be made very easily by people even though it doesn’t exist as one part yet, and therefore nobody would care to buy mine because i probably couldn’t make it more special.

No. 2548921

>>2548905
But trying to change your sex (which is what transgenderism is) is trying to change your entire endocrine system, body, and claiming you’re a different sex is entirely different from getting your skin bleached. We’re just talking about his physical skin color which is something you can change. Also I don’t think the vitiligo story is true, I didn’t start hearing that claim that he bleached his skin because he had that until vitiligo models became kind of popular in the mid 10’s

No. 2548922

>>2548920
What is it? I think plenty of people would rather buy than diy

No. 2548923

>>2548920
You should go for it anyway, there's something to be said for being the first at the plate and self defense is a good thing.

No. 2548925

>>2548923
>>2548922
ill probably just keep it small scale and advertise on some tiktok/etsy, then get some sort of patent if possible. i don’t have the money to get it to a big market (which isn’t necessary anyway). but thank you nonnies, i’m going to work on it through the year!

No. 2548926

>>2548920
I’m kind of exhausted with having self defense shit shoved in my face all day long and constantly being reminded that every man in the world wants to rape and murder me and wear my skin. I’m fucking tired and done with everyone asking me
>DO YOU HAVE YOUR PEPPER SPRAY??
>DO YOU HAVE YOUR TAZER??
I’m tired of seeing self defense keychains and shit like that suggested to me all day long. It seems inhuman how much women are suspected to just spend all day obsessing over being on guard and we’re never allowed to just fucking chill.

No. 2548927

>>2548922
it combines something “cute” yet discreet with a non-dangerous object for emergencies. so it could be nice for both young girls (walking home and such) and women.

No. 2548928

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No. 2548930

>>2548926
Samefag sorry I’m not trying to sound like an asshole kek I’m just exhausted with having to constantly be on the lookout for some freak who’s inevitably going to try to murder me because that’s what we’ve been groomed into obsessing over and worrying about and being terrified of every single day of our lives

No. 2548934

>>2548926
i get it nonnie. for me personally i just realized i have no self defense objects (post news stories that will fuck you up thread scrolling) and i also thought of so many times as a young girl where construction workers or customers would follow or catcall me and i felt unsafe with or without a phone. if there is no market, there is no market. but i just want to make something more “innocent” and “cute” that conceals a safety/defense item but also brings the carrier comfort. if it doesn’t become something i can sell thats fine, maybe i can just make le tiktok and inspire people to try making their own.

No. 2548938

>>2548930
you’re completely fine. i get it. it is exhausting and bleak, especially so that i am considering marketing this toward young girls. why should a young girl feel the need to protect themselves from her peers or random men? she should be thinking about anything but. but i guess thats why i kind of want to make this a product or a suggestion to people at least, and it would be allowed in schools for the most part so girls can feel safer walking home as well.

No. 2548945

>>2548921
NTA but the vitiligo story was around for decades before the mid-2010s, i heard about it way before that. there were some old photos of him when he was still black where you could see darker makeup covering some of the patchy areas but i can't be assed to find it right now. but i also like the theory that the pepsi commercial fire is what really messed up his skin

No. 2548946

>>2548934
>>2548938
I think you definitely should try to produce a type of cuter/easy to conceal self defense item, cause I guarantee there’s always a market for women who’d be happy to carry a cuter version of a self defense object instead of something that looks threatening or aggressive kek

No. 2548953

>>2548938
Suggestion: Hello Kitty gel pen where she can take the lid off and it's a sharp point. Perfect for stabbing boys who think pulling her hair or pinging her bra strap is funny.

No. 2548970

>>2548312
Holy based, Koga in the wild

No. 2548998

File: 1749059375920.jpg (12.47 KB, 320x276, 1649795482803.jpg)

>make a big autistic post
>expect at least a reply calling me a retarded autist or something like that
>mfw my post actually kills the thread for days/weeks
Many, many times. What is wrong with me?

No. 2549001

>>2548849
He was a chocolate hottie when he was black. White michael looks like an used condom.

No. 2549015

>>2548849
Usually when celebs die and are replaced they try to make the stand in look like the original. They got lazy with mjs one

No. 2549128

>>2545732
Kek, he did that on purpose to make you jealous. Schoolyard drama

No. 2549131

>>2545830
Man, I miss when Youtube was just cute anime videos with the comments full of fangirls filled with whimsy. Now everything is politics and boring video essays made my fat ugly dudes

No. 2549136

>>2546858
In nothing but socks and a baggy shirt in the middle of a rural Japanese village where the inhabitants practice cannibalism. I'm fucked.

No. 2549137

>>2549131
right? I just today wrote a wholesome comment and some dudes are debating random shit in the replies. wtf?!

No. 2549140

>>2546858
Joggers and a t-shirt in Zettai Kareshi. You bet I'm paying those 100 mio yen.

No. 2549152

Lolcow feels slower than usual today

No. 2549200

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Never used Esty much but has it always been like this? I thought it was for stuff like crochet, bracelets, and wreaths, not pic related and anime girls in micro bikinis.

No. 2549212

>>2549152
My bad, I was busy today

No. 2549220

File: 1749072662112.jpeg (99.19 KB, 736x751, 1738155096489.jpeg)

>>2549152
half of the posts on the front page are from the fucking luigi thread. it's so over for lc

No. 2549222

>>2549200
No. I used to order from Etsy a lot in like 2016-2017 and there were still mostly small artists selling actual handmade crafts. Now it’s completely unusable.

Dropshippers and “small business” peddling slop from China were certainly a thing back in the day but they mostly had their own shopify storefronts and it was a smaller group of startup bros “disrupting” some industry with their slop rather than everyone and their aunt, uncle and ten cousins trying to do a side hustle.
At some point I began seeing a lot of guides for working from home on the internet. First it was aimed at SAHMs, then everyone else started doing it and it’s always the same ideas: AI generated Canva prints and “children’s books”, Etsy printed tumbler and T-shirt made to order “small businesses” that sell Alibaba products shipped directly from China, then it snowballed into every possible thing and what you thought was handmade earrings from Spain was sent to you from Hong Kong even though it never says that anywhere. Now it’s just straight up literal Chinese people cutting out the middleman and selling on Etsy. Some side hustlers are still trying but most seem to have moved onto selling classes and pdf guidebooks for making money online kek.

No. 2549229

>>2549152
Sorry nonas I had a doctors appointment and then I went and bought a bunch of chocolate to reward myself

No. 2549231

god karen you're so stupid

No. 2549242

whoever posted a while ago how to hide certain threads completely: i love you

No. 2549244

Do you ever see a scrote and think ''dang that would be me if i was born male'' ?

No. 2549250

>>2549242
I wish cerbmin could develop some way for us to hide pictures posted in the threads we choose to hide from the front page as well

No. 2549269

File: 1749075001935.jpg (51.26 KB, 736x916, 1000025675.jpg)

>>2549244
Anon, if I was a scrote, I would be the faggiest, twinkish looking manlet on the face of the earth. I would be such an outrageous faggot in the physical department that I would have to live as a gay if I would want any sex at all. But at least I wouldn't be bald, because balding doesn't run in my family.

No. 2549275

>>2549269
I would just be barry, 53. Every moid in my family is mega fat and bald. I would probably be one of those fat short moids that copes by self inserting as some warrior dwarfs.

No. 2549281

File: 1749075395308.jpg (116.6 KB, 735x729, 1727553695369.jpg)

Anime works very well on me and now I wonder if I would have had more fun doing my drivers license if I watched Initial D beforehand.

No. 2549291

>>2549275
Well thank god we're both women then. If I was born a scrote, I think I might've chosen to end it all at this point.

No. 2549323

>>2549275
same, i know i would be a bald manlet and all my current strangeness would just come off as creepy

No. 2549330

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Resisting the urge to crack into this bottle of wine I’m saving for Friday

No. 2549334

>>2549281
Yowamushi Pedal helped me rebuild the confidence to go bike riding after I had a terrible accident when I was a kid

No. 2549353

>>2549330
It's 1pm on thursday on Line Islands anon, only eleven more hours

No. 2549359

>>2549281
Idol Densetsu Eriko made me get into singing and music as a hobby, and Slam Dunk gave me an interest in basketball, Decetive Conan is the reason I like horror/mystery/thrill stories and true crime, AOT is why I picked up German, Death Note made me discover metal music because of the second opening by Maximum the Hormone, Black Butler made me pick up Latin, Jojo's bizarre adventures got me into more rock and 70s music especially King Crimson.

No. 2549365

Headlock by Imogen Heap is such a nice song, it doesn't deserve to be affiliated with Mouthwashing's immature, tranny-loving, 'proship vs. anti' war zone of a fanbase. I think this song fits better for games like 'the white chamber' which actually came out in the same year this song was released.

No. 2549372

>>2549269
i also like to think this but i'd probably just be ugly and wouldve killed myself by now tbh

No. 2549399

File: 1749082823942.jpg (1.7 MB, 2160x2880, 008hPvb4gy1hz2sshsm0hj31o0280n…)

>>2549152
I feel like it's been feeling slower for a while now honestly. I would have thought that since summer was starting soon the summerfags would have made this place active (for better or for worse), but so far it's just been crickets. LC is just going down the shitter unfortunately, and idk if there's anything that can be done to save it.

No. 2549403

>>2549152
It's been so fucking slow now for a while, but I especially hate days like today where everybody is just normie posting about banal shit like it's tumblr or reddit. It's so dead and lifeless.

No. 2549405

File: 1749083261674.jpg (34.06 KB, 736x736, 1000004957.jpg)

think about it…. unless you live in a major city you are statistically likely to be the only chick using lolcow in your whole town. feels sad nonnas

No. 2549418

>>2549399
This picture is giving me life, I thought it was from ACNH

No. 2549419

>>2549405
I refuse to believe this, I’m going to meet the retarded too-online woman of my dreams in this town

No. 2549420

Crying and listening to nightcore.

No. 2549429

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No. 2549431

>>2549419
manifesting this for you nonny
>>2549429
beautiful

No. 2549434

>>2549429
kekk the grip elsie has on the grass

No. 2549468

>>2549429
I think the city I live in is the one with the most lolcow users, makes me giggle to myself when I remember there could be a stranger in my neighborhood who I’ve talked to on here before

No. 2549471

>>2549429
pls post it in the Elsie thread

No. 2549485

File: 1749089087132.jpeg (763.54 KB, 1125x1054, IMG_7596.jpeg)

>>2549405
All I have are two cows who live near me and occasionally an anon will mention visiting… I just want terfy friends to make fun of all the troons with………

No. 2549486

>>2549405
My entire country and state is pro troon so I'm fucked

No. 2549529

Just found out Shania twain wrote don't let me be the last to know and it makes so much sense. You're still the one I run too, Shania

No. 2549541

>>2549429
This is beautiful. I love our talented nonnies

No. 2549544

>>2549486
Are you in Germany or Seattle Washington?

No. 2549595


No. 2549620

File: 1749093578455.png (182.54 KB, 336x295, 100354748.png)

>>2549399
the butthole bandit is back at it again. there's something so menacing about that asterisk

No. 2549623

File: 1749093799516.mp4 (2.37 MB, 1450x1080, JxsJg-VY5mUIIS0H.mp4)

Is there a new celebricows thread yet? This is a preview of Sabrina Carpenter's new song.

No. 2549625

>>2549623
Its looks like the start of a 70s snuff film

No. 2549627

>>2549405
A few months ago i was trying to post at my community college and there was a ban from earlier in the day on the IP already… So i know there atleast one farmer at my college

No. 2549633

>>2549627
What was she banned for

No. 2549639

>>2549633
i dont remember i think it was in celebricows

No. 2549643

>>2549623
noooo why do I find her stupid outfit hot. I don't want to find sabrina carpenter hot.

No. 2549648

File: 1749096166894.jpeg (51.11 KB, 579x769, IMG_1777.jpeg)

>>2549623
Is she copying Ariana

No. 2549650

>>2549625
anon…you're mental

No. 2549655

>>2549650
In my edgy phase i watched a lot exploitation movies and it has that feeling of cheap sexploitation 70s porno. Considering its sabrina, who has taken inspiration from movies like lolita to make ''sexy'' photoshoots, it wouldnt surprise me.

No. 2549676

File: 1749098916349.png (366.17 KB, 542x881, 3uUTtCj.png)

i couldn't decide where this belonged. lol, lmao even

No. 2549694

File: 1749101154675.jpg (11.83 KB, 314x314, 1000079059.jpg)

my laptop isnt opening and going past a loading and it may be all my fault bc i kept downloding movies and images even when the disk was full omg

No. 2549696

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>>2549694
"Preparing Auromatic Repair" and "Diagonsing your PC" ive seen these before and my laptop had to get wiped then, NOOOOOOOOOO I HAD SO MUCH MONEY IN DOL AND I NEED TO FULFULL MY RITE OF PROMISE WITH SYD AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH why do i never learn my lesson

No. 2549701

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>>2549696
…it opened, god bless, and i had the morning DOL save too so i didnt lose anything

No. 2549704

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>>2549405
can you imagine being a pakistani nonni and the two other pakistanis associated with you on the board are pakianon and someone that wants to marry her cousin

No. 2549713

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do nonnies have any Eurovision song recs? i didn't tune in at the moovie room this year so i don't know any, but i like Baller tho

No. 2549717

I haven't thought about the movie 8 Crazy Nights in like 20 years and all of a sudden during the last few months I've been seeing the Bum Biddy Biddy Biddy Bum Bum song all over social media, kek. Where the hell did this come from?

No. 2549719

Who the hell even uses voicemail anymore. Just text 'em. The only voicemailers these days are those Chinese scammers

No. 2549721

I honestly don't get wanting a bf who checks up on you. I don't want to sound like an nlog or something but it would just personally annoy me.
>babe have you eaten today? did you sleep well? how are your studies?
Makes me want to starve, stay up, and fail out of instinctual spite.

No. 2549742

>>2549704
>someone that wants to marry her cousin
the other pakianon here and I'm pretty sure that anon is a troon whose fetish is to larp as a desi woman into incest because we weren't burdened by desi moid alone (alot of troons are into the Muslim woman fetishism)

No. 2549748

Pink lips, pink lips, pink lips, pink lips, pink lips, pink lips

No. 2549766

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>>2549623
Is anyone ever going to make the new thread or…?

No. 2549784

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Did she really get boolied for not fitting the image of the all american girl? because to me she looks like an stereotypical american; blond, blue eyes, cute baby face, secretly evil. She exudes evil stacy energy which is how i imagine the average american girl.

No. 2549791

>>2549784
I don't know who this is but
>cute baby face,
The only "baby" face I see is the fas one

No. 2549796

>>2549791
They will diagnose everyone of fas here

No. 2549874

I would murder someone for a piece of chocolate right now.

No. 2549919

>>2549704
>>2549742
I know a hating ass hoe when I see one, it's been several weeks and you're still malding over the fact that I like my cousin, what does it have to do with you???? You have bitches wanting to fucking Luigi Mangione on this site yet I get signalled out just because I'm brown. For your kind information there are plenty of other Pakistani anons here, plus why do you care, there's 8000 people on this site so out of a billion people you were mentally ill enough to be the 0.000,000,000,002% of the female population to be on this site, yet you're signalling me out as if being attracted to a relative was the most uncommon thing ever(infighting)

No. 2549921

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>>2549919
excuse me

No. 2549923

>>2549643
Same nonna. To be fair it'd be a cute outfit without her cheeks hanging out.

No. 2549925

>>2549713
I recorded it and can upload if you'd like

No. 2549928

>>2549713
this absolute classic. probably not your thing though. i'm not usually a fan of ballads, but this is went platinum in my house kek.

No. 2549929

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>>2549919
kek what the fuck

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No. 2549967

>>2548429
No fucking way, every moid i tried to get money from keeps being overly paranoid and asking for a bunch of shit that i don't wanna give, scrotes are getting smarter, i think only e-girls get money nowadays

No. 2549996

I'm so bipolar when it comes to tifs lately. Sometimes, when they vent about their problems in queer community and get cyberb00lied by tims brcause of it, I'm like "haha get a load of this shit pooner, that's what you deserve" and like petty tif callouts made by tims out of spite. Sometimes I console this cute murican hefab even though I know that if she knew my past and what is going on in my head right now she would hate my eastern-european ass. I want to tuck him in, give him camomile tea and call him gender-affirming nicknames.

No. 2549999

>>2549919
>You have bitches wanting to fucking Luigi Mangione on this site yet I get signalled out just because I'm brown.
We mock luigifags and white cousinfuckers all the time what are you on about

No. 2550013

>>2549996
tifs make me annoyed because i feel like i cant even make fun of them, when i try to write some shit to make dysphoric and embarassed it just sounds like typical moid misogyny. atleast with tims i can call them ugly hulking faggots and not feel bad because its just the truth

No. 2550014

My favorite meat is hot dog, by the way. That is my favorite meat. My second favorite meat is hambyrger. And everyone always says, “oh, don’t you prefer steak?” and it’s like, yeah, I know, steaks are great. But I like hot dog best, and I like hamburger next best.

No. 2550017

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>>2549713
some of my favorites this year
>albania
>lithuania
>latvia
>switzerland
>sweden
i also like denmark a lot even if the song is outdated as fuck.

No. 2550094

I done did a lot of stupid shit in my life but at least I never believed I was a man!!!!

No. 2550097

>>2550017
Albania deserved the win, and I will never get over it.

No. 2550099


No. 2550102

>>2549925
no no, the fun of Eurovision is to tune in with my nonnies, otherwise i'm just watching bad outfits and people hump the air on stage with crazy lighting to songs i might not care about kek, i think i forgot this time and went to bed, i was devastated when i woke up.
>>2549928
oh nonnie, i hate that you're right, i'm not too keen on ballads either, but this sounds like something my father might like, it'd be fun to get him into ESC, it'd be better than any football or cricket autism moids tend to have

No. 2550103

>>2550094
add in "never believed i was a man because i like watching anime boys go at it"

No. 2550116

>>2550097
same nonnie, i hope the jury has diarrhea everyday for the rest of their lives

No. 2550117

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No. 2550120

>>2550103
Also: “never called myself non-binary or she/they.”

No. 2550124

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>>2550017
listening rn rn
>Albania
not bad i like it, i don't think it's going to be a regular listen for me tho.
>Lithuania
i like this, it's kind of my type of song, i'm confused by their music video on YT tho, that's a music video?? and the singer's bad wig baffles me. if the version on Spotify is okay i'll listen.
>Latvia
this is the one i managed to listen to in the Semi Finals, i like it, music video nice nice, the song i like too.
>Switzerland
the voice is beautiful, it's really angelic, i only wish i understood because i'm sure the lyrics are moving.
>Sweden
watching the music video is a mistake, i immediately made a disgusted face when that thing started eyefucking the camera, once again, that's a music video? song is catchy tho i find it as dated as Denmark, maybe i'm biased because i hate male quirkmeisters, and the moids seem like quirkmeisters, maybe ESC should stop sending males older than 25 to begin with
>Denmark
kek you weren't kidding

No. 2550126

>>2550124
samefag Hallucination sounds like smtg by Zedd, i can hear Clarity kek

No. 2550129

>>2550124
>that's a music video?
no, the esc youtube channel just labels the national final performances as music videos sometimes for whatever reason

No. 2550139

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i'm curious, do the States have honey chilli potatoe wedges?

No. 2550146

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I just found out the faceless jp streamer I had a small crush on isnt a fatty (he posted an irl unboxing video and it showed his hands)



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