/ot/ - Dumbass Shit Thread #174: She's right behind me, isn't she? Edition

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Anonymous 06/26/25 (Thu) 03:45:23 PM No. 2579919

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>>2579771
Plant nona! Thanks for all the advice, I'll make sure to save it in a word file for reference!
I googled my tomatoes (kumato cherry tomatoes) and it seems like they are indeterminate, I'm currently unemployed so I have a lot of time to babysit both them and the strawbs! There is a riding school not too far from where I live, so reading your post I did for a second consider going to the path they usually ride but I'd probably look like a crazy person picking up and carrying horse shit in a plastic bag kek

Anonymous 06/26/25 (Thu) 03:59:41 PM No. 2579935

I dislike this threadpic as I have a big aversion to pictures of predator and prey domestic animals co-habitating the same environment without any sort of protection or what have you for the prey animal. But it is very cute. So I am conflicted.

Anonymous 06/26/25 (Thu) 04:12:11 PM No. 2579942

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me taking my stupid long walk to get my stupid 10k steps for my stupid health

Anonymous 06/26/25 (Thu) 04:24:50 PM No. 2579951

I'm laughing thinking about the time I did voice verification for a user in the friend finder and I immediately clocked that it was a tranny using a voice filter. Makes are terminally autist so they typically don't understand that their way of imitating that female upper register that we sometimes use sounds so male and forced. I was even smoking a blunt before and during it too but the voice left me speechless for a second because I was like huh… and that retard KNEW I KNEW TOO KEK. I ended the call for some bullshit reason and blocked. They're so fucking obvious to me.

Anonymous 06/26/25 (Thu) 05:12:26 PM No. 2580024

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>>2579819
I'm a minimalist but I find something bizarrely compelling about the way they absolutely layered things on Alex.

Anonymous 06/26/25 (Thu) 05:12:58 PM No. 2580028

Now that I think of it my ex kinda looked like a guinea pig
but in a real ugly way

Anonymous 06/26/25 (Thu) 05:13:57 PM No. 2580030

>>2580024
These outfits are honestly cute.

Anonymous 06/26/25 (Thu) 05:14:57 PM No. 2580033

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>>2580024
I live for the shit that Disney put their actresses in during the 00s even if it was corny

Anonymous 06/26/25 (Thu) 05:15:19 PM No. 2580035

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It was a great era

Anonymous 06/26/25 (Thu) 06:36:57 PM No. 2580110

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It's only half past 2, and I've already made like 4 posts in the vent thread

Anonymous 06/26/25 (Thu) 06:46:12 PM No. 2580119

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>>2579867
I'm going with big hamster

Anonymous 06/26/25 (Thu) 06:48:27 PM No. 2580122

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>>2580119
>>2579867
Guinea pig, not ham.

Anonymous 06/26/25 (Thu) 06:48:53 PM No. 2580123

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>>2580110
damn i hope u feel better soon nonny

Anonymous 06/26/25 (Thu) 06:51:07 PM No. 2580125

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>>2580110
Feel better soon, sweet nonnette, I will send you some of my good feelings today and we can share a good day. After all, since it's so early, you have so much time for the day to improve. And if it doesn't, there's tomorrow waiting for you. I'll have plenty of good vibes to send to you

Anonymous 06/26/25 (Thu) 07:30:07 PM No. 2580179

>>2580119
Cuy, delicious and easy to rear. Great source of animal protein in countries with low grazing potential.

Anonymous 06/26/25 (Thu) 08:45:34 PM No. 2580284

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This evil gnome is levitating in my pregnant, druggie, alcoholic, crackhead, whore sim's house

Anonymous 06/26/25 (Thu) 08:54:36 PM No. 2580288

Does The Sims include crack?

Anonymous 06/26/25 (Thu) 08:55:24 PM No. 2580291

>>2580288
Maybe a jailbroken sims version would?

Anonymous 06/26/25 (Thu) 08:58:47 PM No. 2580296

>>2580288
Not by itself, but you can have anything in the sims with mods.

Anonymous 06/26/25 (Thu) 09:07:55 PM No. 2580305

>>2580284
thats the father

Anonymous 06/26/25 (Thu) 09:43:45 PM No. 2580346

I'm hiding here since theres a baiting faggot ruining other threads. I don't know if I want to make dinner yet or play another round of fortnite

Anonymous 06/26/25 (Thu) 09:45:27 PM No. 2580348

>>2580284
Wow, but what is your Sim's lore?
>>2580288
I've seen a very complete adult mod for the Sims 3 that included marijuana and alcohol, but not crack.

Anonymous 06/26/25 (Thu) 09:51:49 PM No. 2580359

>>2580348
I said the crack thing as a joke kek, I wish the mod I'm using actually had shit like crack, meth, and heroin. I'm trying to do a legacy where I complete every aspiration, the sim I'm currently playing is my founder and her aspiration was to be the girlfriend of 10 different sims. She parties a lot, does drugs, drinks and gets into fights. She was dating an arms dealer at one point. She got a lot of money (I believe through the lottery, but I don't quite remember cause I stopped playing for a long time) so she has a nice house now but I WILL make her go broke again. She already has one daughter. She's pregnant again and, like the wench she is, has been drinking her entire pregnancy. After she gives birth she'll open an onlysims account. This all will be great character building for her children.

Anonymous 06/26/25 (Thu) 10:01:27 PM No. 2580386

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Baiting baiters gonna bait bait bait baity bait
But don't worry, there's at least a few other fish in the sea

Anonymous 06/26/25 (Thu) 10:03:02 PM No. 2580392

>>2580359
Nta but can you link me the mods for this? This is sims 3 right? I love making crazy addict floozy sims and turning their life around when they're nearing elderhood kek. Please linkkkkkk nonnie.

Anonymous 06/26/25 (Thu) 10:07:34 PM No. 2580399

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>>2580359
Sure thing anon! It is sims 3, I use monocodoll's mods for the degenerate stuff. Vile Ventures is the one with the drugs and onlysims shit. I also use her government benefits mod for stuff like food stamps. I need to download more awful, realistic mods but that's about it right now. Also, I was wrong. There is heroin and meth with the mod!

Anonymous 06/26/25 (Thu) 10:08:59 PM No. 2580403

>>2580399
Nta. It's doesn't need a spoon and a lighter? My immersion is ruined.

Anonymous 06/26/25 (Thu) 10:12:09 PM No. 2580408

>>2580359
Kek, I was going to say that she has an awfully clean and decent looking home for an alcoholic crackhead. Have fun running her back down into the gutter I guess!

Anonymous 06/26/25 (Thu) 10:40:00 PM No. 2580454

i'm retard

Anonymous 06/26/25 (Thu) 10:50:18 PM No. 2580465

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Just posted something that will probably get me banned but I'm about to go to sleep anyway

Anonymous 06/26/25 (Thu) 10:57:44 PM No. 2580475

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>>2580386
Baiters gonna bait bait bait bait bait
And prostaters gonna state state state state state
Baby I'm just gonna sage sage sage sage sage
Sage it off, sage it off
oh oh ohh
My ex-nan brought a new farmhand
She's like "Oh, my God!" but I'm just gonna sage
And to the nona over there with the hella good hair
Won't you come on over baby? We can sage, sage, sage, sage
Sage it off

Anonymous 06/26/25 (Thu) 11:06:13 PM No. 2580484

I didn't even notice im due my period and just thought these 2 sore pimples I got where due to my change of skincare. Love that my medications seem to be working for me. (Sertraline and medical cannabis).

Anonymous 06/26/25 (Thu) 11:20:59 PM No. 2580502

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i'm pissed off that gendies ruined weird/dyed hair and piercings. women with them are my guilty pleasure but no woman has them without being a tif now.

Anonymous 06/26/25 (Thu) 11:38:09 PM No. 2580524

>>2580502
Self expression and gender non conformity is all now associated with libfeminism and transgenderism unfortunately

Anonymous 06/26/25 (Thu) 11:57:12 PM No. 2580550

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>>2580524
It needs time to become edgy and youthful again. Someday, somewhere in the future - an actual teenager will pick up a dusty jar of picrel and won't wonder if she'll end up matching her great great aunt nona's new look or resemble any of the children in uncle nigel's strange japanese comic books

Anonymous 06/27/25 (Fri) 12:59:06 AM No. 2580654

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Before we punish people for being thieves, we need to consider that they may just have strong hunter-gatherer instincts. They just are fulfuilling the innate desire to provide for their tribe. Capitalism is ruining the trve oonga boonga ancestral life

Anonymous 06/27/25 (Fri) 01:05:56 AM No. 2580664

>>2580654
If you take my shiny rock, I will beat you to death, Unga Gunga. This is your only warning.

Anonymous 06/27/25 (Fri) 01:21:30 AM No. 2580679

>>2580475
KEK

Anonymous 06/27/25 (Fri) 04:19:34 AM No. 2580839

Ugh I ordered this thing a full month ago and there's still no estimated delivery date but I can't cancel because it's too late. C'mon, why did every other delivery do it in like 3 days. Ugh

Anonymous 06/27/25 (Fri) 04:45:35 AM No. 2580858

click to a random spot in the video, that is your historical husbando

Anonymous 06/27/25 (Fri) 04:58:52 AM No. 2580870

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>>2580858
Francis Parkman. The picture is misleading because he has another, more popular image, of him when he was older and he looks even worse. Where is my hamilton bishie?

Anonymous 06/27/25 (Fri) 05:03:14 AM No. 2580873

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I can tell I'm going to sleep really good tonight because I can hardly keep my eyes open. I feel blessed.

Anonymous 06/27/25 (Fri) 05:17:47 AM No. 2580884

>>2580858
Most of these are so ugly. You can tell the video was made by a moid because an historical yume would have added saint just.

Anonymous 06/27/25 (Fri) 05:20:31 AM No. 2580887

>>2580386
>>2580346
what happened? i was too busy sleeping

Anonymous 06/27/25 (Fri) 05:27:12 AM No. 2580894

>>2580887
I don’t have an answer for you but I hope you slept well nonita, welcome back

Anonymous 06/27/25 (Fri) 05:31:57 AM No. 2580897

>>2580894
ayrt, hi, good day nonner

Anonymous 06/27/25 (Fri) 05:49:17 AM No. 2580907

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>>2580858
i got some ugly faggot and its all your fault anon

Anonymous 06/27/25 (Fri) 06:09:39 AM No. 2580923

>>2580858
A got a very generic-looking guy who the video said was a runner or something. I was kinda hoping I'd get an ugly faggot because at least that would be funny

Anonymous 06/27/25 (Fri) 06:15:08 AM No. 2580928

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>>2580858
Sessue Hayakawa was mine. He just looks like some guy to me

Anonymous 06/27/25 (Fri) 06:23:59 AM No. 2580935

>>2580928
tbh, he doesn't look much different from a current kpoop idol

Anonymous 06/27/25 (Fri) 06:44:31 AM No. 2580943

>>2580935
No.

Anonymous 06/27/25 (Fri) 06:49:30 AM No. 2580947

>>2580935
What?
He looks classically handsome not like a plastic twink

Anonymous 06/27/25 (Fri) 07:34:15 AM No. 2580971

>>2580947
>handsome
Where

Anonymous 06/27/25 (Fri) 07:36:37 AM No. 2580974

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i want to devote myself to terfistry and make an anti trans comic for fun but i dont want to become a pariah if i dont get a gf out of it or at least someone to giggle at trainnies with me. i know im weak and should just do it for myself but i need someone to believe in me first, fuck

Anonymous 06/27/25 (Fri) 07:49:44 AM No. 2580978

>>2580947
>handsome
weeb spotted

Anonymous 06/27/25 (Fri) 08:31:46 AM No. 2580987

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Lately I've been logging what I do at the gym and what I eat in the My Fitness Pal app, and also sending some of it to chatgpt so I can get some validation for my hard work. Now I'm kinda regretting having studied web dev instead of app dev, because now I want to make an app where I have a hot anime bf as my personal trainer that praises me

Anonymous 06/27/25 (Fri) 08:56:40 AM No. 2580998

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I get so schizo when I begin seriously latching onto a new husbando. Like omg that fly I just swatted was him reincarnated and trying to reach me.

Anonymous 06/27/25 (Fri) 09:03:17 AM No. 2581002

>>2580987
Based nona, I want one too

Anonymous 06/27/25 (Fri) 09:15:35 AM No. 2581012

>>2580998
What other forms has he come to you in nonna?

Anonymous 06/27/25 (Fri) 09:31:22 AM No. 2581022

>>2580987
apps are just websites. Discord exe is literally just a browser that runs their shitty Node js. PLEASE make it the world needs it

Anonymous 06/27/25 (Fri) 09:37:03 AM No. 2581024

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I want this t shirt so bad

Anonymous 06/27/25 (Fri) 09:37:27 AM No. 2581025

>>2580987
>>2581022
I’m making an app right now despite having a background similar to you. It’s totally possible nona, I’m using the Flutter framework since there are a lot of resources for it, but what you describe is very achievable.

Anonymous 06/27/25 (Fri) 09:44:03 AM No. 2581030

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>>2581012
Mostly abstract ones. He appears to me in the amount of time it takes to load my YouTube video, in the numbers on a piece of secretarial paper, in the Technicolor wind blowing across a swimming pool in Florida. He appears in the corner of my eyes, pronounced in the reflection of my glasses, and whisks away when I turn. I watch him weave invisibly through crowds, in the shimmer of an apple, on the back of a cardinal perched on the handle of a manual lawnmower. And sometimes, I see him in me.

Anonymous 06/27/25 (Fri) 09:47:00 AM No. 2581033

>>2581022
>>2581025
Maybe I should look further into it. My friend and I were joking about something like this a year or so ago, and talked about how fun it would be to combine it with some of the concepts of mystic messenger and that you get "love points" with the trainer if you keep up your streak which would unlock scenarios with him/her to keep people motivated.
I just graduated so I'm still just a junior that is very wet behind her ears, but one of my closest classmates is a personal trainer that has a background in sports medicine. I'm more specialized in frontend and accessibility, but if I get one of my other close classmates that are talented in backend and we combine our powers to figure out how to train an AI to be in character at all times maybe we could launch something decent.

Anonymous 06/27/25 (Fri) 09:49:06 AM No. 2581036

>>2581030
>He appears to me in the amount of time it takes to load my YouTube video
zoomers when left alone with their own thoughts for more than 10 seconds

Anonymous 06/27/25 (Fri) 09:52:41 AM No. 2581041

>>2581036
Kekkkk nonna got damn it you got me.

Anonymous 06/27/25 (Fri) 09:53:59 AM No. 2581044

>>2581033
I’m >>2581025 for reference. Definitely look into it nonny, there are tons of examples of fitness and tracking apps you can reference, so I would imagine the AI and character interaction aspect would require the most research and experimentation. Look into that colon cancer app that had waifus to promote use too for inspiration. Don’t over complicate it, you can add the AI aspect later after starting with just the basic husbando interaction. Bump the programming thread if you want to talk more about it at some point, I would be happy to brainstorm with you.

Anonymous 06/27/25 (Fri) 11:30:22 AM No. 2581078

>>2580125
>>2580123
Aw, thanks nonnas. I was trying to be joke-y with my post so I didn't expect such sweet responses. My day did indeed get better after making that post, thanks for the good vibes!

Anonymous 06/27/25 (Fri) 12:46:16 PM No. 2581095

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my father "jokingly" pulled on my hair when i was taking too long to go to the shower because I'm comfy in my bed, and despite being a "joke" he's not just holding onto it, he's pulling at it and i have to grab onto his hand, and because minutes pass and he's still not letting go i dig my nails into his hands, and he was being a big fat baby about it saying "you're the first girl who's ever hurt her father this way", which is funny because i wanted to kill him with rat poison once upon a time so this shit is tame. and now he treats me like i dont exist and doesnt talk to me, im free yippeeeee

Anonymous 06/27/25 (Fri) 12:58:04 PM No. 2581100

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>>2580884
>an historical yume would have added Saint-just.
Holy based

Anonymous 06/27/25 (Fri) 01:38:22 PM No. 2581123

LMAO
I'm coming live from the scene on my balcony. A mother is shouting at her son in the street, I still can't make out the accent clearly. She's having to shout because he's down the street. He retorts back, she just shouts "What?" and I just lose it pissing myself. I'm high for reference. The "what" was just so sharp and delivered so perfectly. Disappointment, anger, frustration, patience all delivered so eloquently with what. She heard me and suddenly her voice warmed and she went into the house and let her son be. I like her.

Anonymous 06/27/25 (Fri) 01:40:56 PM No. 2581126

I am sure i did permanent damage to my hand thanks to being a poorfag and not being able to afford treatment. I am so depressed about it, i hate my life and my shitty family.

Anonymous 06/27/25 (Fri) 01:42:22 PM No. 2581127

>>2581126
What happened?

Anonymous 06/27/25 (Fri) 02:04:35 PM No. 2581137

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Mr. Bean is pro-tardmoid propganda and IM SICK OF IT!

Anonymous 06/27/25 (Fri) 02:32:12 PM No. 2581158

>>2580987
You can always learn and do it. But it would probably be easier on Android device because it allows external apps, unlike IOS if I'm not mistaken.

Anonymous 06/27/25 (Fri) 02:37:59 PM No. 2581165

File: 1751035078517.gif (1.37 MB, 320x213, chop chop - dig dig.gif)

I love digging holes, I want to own an acreage just so that I can spend my free time digging holes. I don't even know why I like making holes in the ground, I just do.
Seriously contemplating dropping about a hundred thousand dollars to buy some small tract of undeveloped land just so that I'll have somewhere to dig. I can just camp out in a tent in the summer and fall when I'm off shift and maybe rent a mini-hoe from time to time. What a stupid impulse but at least my stupid dream is achievable, my greatest fear is that I'll swiftly lose interest once hole digging loses its scarcity.

Anonymous 06/27/25 (Fri) 02:42:38 PM No. 2581167

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does this really work?

Anonymous 06/27/25 (Fri) 02:43:06 PM No. 2581168

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blehhh

Anonymous 06/27/25 (Fri) 02:44:26 PM No. 2581169

>>2581167
maybe the bank was more willing to give them a loan as a married couple? pink-haired girl obviously has bad credit

Anonymous 06/27/25 (Fri) 02:47:29 PM No. 2581172

>>2581167
some nonnie somewhere on the board did mention how she married a female friend for the tax(?) benefits kek

Anonymous 06/27/25 (Fri) 02:48:04 PM No. 2581174

>>2579861
The puppies of the sea

Anonymous 06/27/25 (Fri) 02:49:51 PM No. 2581176

>>2581169
If you have bad credit, that carries over if you get married. No one with a brain gets married with shit credit.

Anonymous 06/27/25 (Fri) 03:19:39 PM No. 2581215

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TRAUMA. Okay? Emotions and trauma.

Anonymous 06/27/25 (Fri) 03:19:51 PM No. 2581217

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Going to Publix with my mom and she said we could get deli subs for lunch, I’m so excited!!! I hope something just as good happens to all my nonnies today too!

Anonymous 06/27/25 (Fri) 03:43:58 PM No. 2581251

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watching Oculus, why didn't she just break the mirror when she had it covered with a tarp or when her and her brother were carrying it in, sorry if it's stupid, the only things about this movie i know are the ending and that there's an evil fucking mirror kek

Anonymous 06/27/25 (Fri) 03:54:50 PM No. 2581270

>>2581251
Usually cursed objects rematerialize and punish whoever tried to destroy them by killing a family member or another member of the cast. "The monkey" was really dumb but at least they established this early on

Anonymous 06/27/25 (Fri) 04:24:24 PM No. 2581306

>>2581270
i suppose the same would've happened in Oculus but i don't see why she didn't try to destroy it when the hold of the mirror over them was still minimal, at first i was thinking that covering the mirror reduces it's influence because she gets hallucinations when she takes the tarp off but then she hallucinates the old family dog when the tarp is still up so it's clearly not about covering it. but dang, is the mirror really invincible? i think she should've left it to rot in storage since that seems to have hurt it, like when she comes face to face with it when the auction's over, she says that it's "hungry" and looks down at it's crack that i think is from not having any new victims, unless the crack was caused by them since she says "i hope this still hurts".

Anonymous 06/27/25 (Fri) 04:54:22 PM No. 2581347

>>2581306
samefag neverming, the mother throws something at the mirror, not even with the intention of killing it but it starts doing freaky shit anyways kek

Anonymous 06/27/25 (Fri) 05:32:47 PM No. 2581395

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I'm craving chocolate, but I also don't want any at the same time

Anonymous 06/27/25 (Fri) 05:54:49 PM No. 2581416

>>2580974
I believe in you nonnienoo

Anonymous 06/27/25 (Fri) 06:03:52 PM No. 2581424

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I wanted to use these frames as living room decor for a while so i thought about painting watercolour flowers to frame in them but i realize i don't want to so i just made my favourite characters from DOL but now i'm wishing i'd made flowers instead, left to right is last to first in order of making them, how did i get worse? oh well, now they'll sit on a shelf in my room i guess.

Anonymous 06/27/25 (Fri) 06:04:44 PM No. 2581427

>>2581424
the frames are also cheap and ugly kek

Anonymous 06/27/25 (Fri) 06:05:58 PM No. 2581432

>>2581424
samefag, try guessing which is my no.1 fav keke

Anonymous 06/27/25 (Fri) 06:08:16 PM No. 2581437

>>2581424
Kek anon this is so cute!

Anonymous 06/27/25 (Fri) 06:30:54 PM No. 2581500

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Maybe I'm closeminded or too much of a vtumor hater but I find it so hard to believe any woman here actually likes them. No I'm not saying those are men. Just women I have no respect for.

Anonymous 06/27/25 (Fri) 06:36:10 PM No. 2581510

>>2581500
Anon are you living in my mind kek I was thinking this earlier when I scrolled past the /m/ thread and saw some generic coomer fanart

Anonymous 06/27/25 (Fri) 06:44:35 PM No. 2581528

>>2581500
I can somewhat see the appeal after I've watched some clips of them. Just like how they act as "surrogate girlfriends" for the male audience—they can act as surrogate best friends for a female audience too.

And since everything is digital and everyone has social anxiety now, a "best friend" you can easily access on your screen is appealing. Especially if the girl is a NEET, like the majority of anons here are.

Anonymous 06/27/25 (Fri) 06:50:30 PM No. 2581535

File: 1751050230598.jpg (276.3 KB, 718x1011, 1000021215.jpg)

who even write these? who's the audience?

Anonymous 06/27/25 (Fri) 06:51:58 PM No. 2581539

>>2581535
The Daily Mail is basically a ragebait and/or thinly veiled fetish slop machine. The target audience is gullible moids.

Anonymous 06/27/25 (Fri) 07:12:41 PM No. 2581557

>>2581535
Typical ragewank content for moids.

Anonymous 06/27/25 (Fri) 07:54:34 PM No. 2581611

File: 1751054074138.png (303.22 KB, 839x575, IMG_4112.png)

>>2581165
>t.

Anonymous 06/27/25 (Fri) 07:58:08 PM No. 2581619

>>2581167
>>2581169
some people actually pretend to be gay to escape 'persecution' in their own countries, they don't give a cra[ about women or actual persecuted minorities, but thousands of men pretend to be faggots or just say they're bisexual and they get the red carper.

Anonymous 06/27/25 (Fri) 08:05:53 PM No. 2581629

>>2581500
I watch clips of them, but I can’t stand watching a full stream. My ex was a big fan of one of the male ones for a while, but apparently he got too coomery for her eventually (aster something)

Anonymous 06/27/25 (Fri) 08:06:43 PM No. 2581630

>>2581619
Wouldn't happen is "queer" wasn't made into golden cow protected status in the west.

Anonymous 06/27/25 (Fri) 09:28:16 PM No. 2581721

File: 1751059695760.gif (1.51 MB, 220x275, 1000005640.gif)

the urge to tell people to get a job….. overwhelming me…. must… not… be a bitch

Anonymous 06/27/25 (Fri) 09:40:53 PM No. 2581749

File: 1751060453704.png (261.5 KB, 1129x868, wtf.PNG)

who's the artist for this?

Anonymous 06/27/25 (Fri) 09:41:56 PM No. 2581752

File: 1751060516293.png (383.29 KB, 732x552, 1000021224.png)

>>2581539
>>2581557
are these stories equally fake?

Anonymous 06/27/25 (Fri) 09:47:53 PM No. 2581762

File: 1751060873432.png (19.96 KB, 310x136, moida.png)

I just found this online skincare store. Lolcow is everywhere for those with eyes to see it…

Anonymous 06/27/25 (Fri) 09:50:36 PM No. 2581765

>>2581752
Prolly.

Anonymous 06/27/25 (Fri) 09:50:58 PM No. 2581766

>>2581752
Maybe not fake, but just look at the pictures they chose to portray this story with, fucking kek. Veeeery respectful to the victims, there. It's all just ragewank material like >>2581557 so succinctly described it.

Anonymous 06/27/25 (Fri) 10:26:27 PM No. 2581795

Autism incoming but I discovered I have the ability to remember the lines of an episode of a show if I watch it twice or so. I went to check out the Arabic dub of the Ben 10 episode where he gets pregnant and lays eggs to see how did they work around this, since Arabic dubs are very censorship-y. I kept comparing the Arabic lines to the English ones like an autist, but the point is they actually kept the pregnancy plot intact. What they censored was Gwen and Kevin dancing to some music. How is that the thing they decided to censor and not the fucking mpreg plot KEK

Anonymous 06/27/25 (Fri) 10:27:28 PM No. 2581800

File: 1751063247961.jpg (39.98 KB, 450x512, 1000006069.jpg)

I had a really rough semester that made me burn out hard and my big exam is in the morning. I collected myself quickly and sorta prepared but Im still quite nervous. Can anyone send some benevolent vibrations my way?

Anonymous 06/27/25 (Fri) 10:44:41 PM No. 2581810

File: 1751064281249.jpg (262.59 KB, 765x1032, fabu.jpg)

>>2581800
May your test results be as effortlessly fabulous as this dinosaur's hair, إلى الأبد

Anonymous 06/27/25 (Fri) 11:03:24 PM No. 2581831

Anyone else have a Stacey mom who is otherwise fine EXCEPT from the part where she can't understand non-populars? "Who would ever just be mean to people for fun?" type beat??

Anonymous 06/27/25 (Fri) 11:03:46 PM No. 2581832

>>2579919
AYRT, I'm glad I could help! You don't need to sneak around shoveling horse doodoo into a bag kek, you can probably buy it directly from the riding school or a farm for cheap, and it'll be well rotted, which is what you want. Fresh poop is going to contaminate your plants.
Cherry tomatoes pump out a ton of fruits, you're going to have a fantastic harvest! They make great sauce too. If you have a big enough plant pot, you can plant basil, garlic, onions and/or chard with your tomato. They're good companion plants and can help to keep away pests.
Speaking of pests, you can buy ladybugs (adult or larvae) which do a fantastic job of eating pests. I recommend the larvae because the adults can fly away. You can also attract them with dandelions, yarrow, dill, and other flowers. You'll still need to help them out, but they take care of 80% of the pests on all of my plants.
Slugs and snails are going to eat your strawberries. This is impossible to prevent because slugs warp space and time to teleport themselves past every single barrier you put up and gorge themselves on your berries. Coffee grounds, copper tape, spiky things like holly leaves and brambles, salt, soap, neem oil and raised containers all help, but you will get a slug or ten at some point no matter what you try.
Check every single strawberry before you eat it, sometimes slugs hide inside. It's safe to eat if you cut the nibbled part out, just make sure to wash it thoroughly. If sharing a snack with a slug or snail is as disgusting to you as it is to me, you can compost the strawberries in a little plastic container, it won't stink horribly if you only compost raw plants (no dairy or meat or you'll get rats).
Good luck with your plants and with finding a new job!

Anonymous 06/27/25 (Fri) 11:08:01 PM No. 2581837

>>2581831
Your mom sounds so cool.

Anonymous 06/27/25 (Fri) 11:29:38 PM No. 2581855

Told my brother to hurry up to catch the bus after work. Like the retard he is he ends up missing it because he wanted to take his sweet time. It's nearly 1 am and there's no bus that will take him home. Moms asleep but if or when she catches wind of this she'll get mad at me cus she's a truecrimefag. Should I care or can I go to sleep?

Anonymous 06/27/25 (Fri) 11:33:43 PM No. 2581862

>>2581831
No, my mom is the opposite. If she were my age and not a literal boomer, she'd definitely post here kek. But she's kind of hypocritical and lacking in self-awareness. She'll talk a ton of smack about absolute strangers behind their backs but then chastise me for doing the same thing kek. It's like she doesn't realize where I learned it from.

Anonymous 06/27/25 (Fri) 11:40:30 PM No. 2581869

>>2581855
Sleep. Male retardation is not your problem

Anonymous 06/27/25 (Fri) 11:53:07 PM No. 2581878

>>2581869
Ty Nona. Good night guys!

Anonymous 06/27/25 (Fri) 11:56:57 PM No. 2581882

>>2581752
i feel like its becoming less socially acceptable for perverted moids to say "god i wish that were me" to stuff like this but you know they still think it anyways

Anonymous 06/28/25 (Sat) 12:00:28 AM No. 2581885

I don't think I was meant to age. I was meant to be cute, sassy and full of bon mots that make everyone else laugh. What's the point of anything else?

Anonymous 06/28/25 (Sat) 12:10:53 AM No. 2581892

>>2581878
Sweet dreams nona

Anonymous 06/28/25 (Sat) 12:14:42 AM No. 2581895

The 2 day old plate of food in my room still smells really good and is making me hungry

Anonymous 06/28/25 (Sat) 12:16:50 AM No. 2581896

File: 1751069810153.jpg (84.33 KB, 900x900, eat it.jpg)

>>2581895
It's still good, eat it now!

Anonymous 06/28/25 (Sat) 12:19:09 AM No. 2581901

File: 1751069949107.jpg (32.71 KB, 550x390, answers_barf_01.jpg)

>>2581896
>Nona shortly after eating 2 day old food

Anonymous 06/28/25 (Sat) 12:36:41 AM No. 2581919

File: 1751071001302.jpeg (48.37 KB, 500x375, p0hkktmhdknc1.jpeg)

>>2581901

Anonymous 06/28/25 (Sat) 12:40:27 AM No. 2581926

File: 1751071227678.jpg (20.63 KB, 474x314, OIP-3499374602.jpg)

Guinea pigs look like retards from the front/bottom. I love their no brain faces.

Anonymous 06/28/25 (Sat) 12:44:47 AM No. 2581930

I have this little fantasy where everytime someone talks loudly near my window (like right now and it's 3am) I just make them go away by throwing eggs at them or shooting them with the Nerf gun I got as a gift. Why are they so loud!!!

Anonymous 06/28/25 (Sat) 12:47:58 AM No. 2581932

>>2581930
Get a pet bird and train it to shit on command, then you can make it shit on loud people

Anonymous 06/28/25 (Sat) 12:53:02 AM No. 2581938

I just found a German artist I used to follow sells NSFW yaoi art works of her OCs. Based tbh.

Anonymous 06/28/25 (Sat) 01:20:52 AM No. 2581950

Broke as a joke and want stuff. Gonna enter in a ton of sweepstakes and then erase my info off the internet with whatever programs do that. I know this shit is fodder for selling info online.

Anonymous 06/28/25 (Sat) 01:21:32 AM No. 2581951

>>2581938
Is it HamletMachine

Anonymous 06/28/25 (Sat) 01:26:40 AM No. 2581958

>>2581951
No, annedrawsstuff. She's not that good and the anatomy and faces are a bit off but some people are willing to pay lots of money for her stuff, and honestly, get that bag as they say.

Anonymous 06/28/25 (Sat) 02:38:50 AM No. 2582026

>>2581951
HamletMachine is German? I never figured

Anonymous 06/28/25 (Sat) 02:58:56 AM No. 2582056

File: 1751079536070.jpg (75.04 KB, 502x689, 10195199a.jpg)

buffalo bell posting

Anonymous 06/28/25 (Sat) 03:19:02 AM No. 2582078

Ahh so many projects and crafts to work on, but which one to choose first..

Anonymous 06/28/25 (Sat) 04:30:17 AM No. 2582127

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it's time to snooze
goodnight nonnies

Anonymous 06/28/25 (Sat) 04:34:11 AM No. 2582129

File: 1751085250801.jpg (977.15 KB, 2822x2256, 20250126_032448.jpg)

Drinking Sangria and Tampico mimosas rn

Anonymous 06/28/25 (Sat) 05:11:19 AM No. 2582147

I was drinking directly out of the 2 liter soda bottle instead of pouring some into a cup and my mom found out and got mad (she doesn't drink any)
I'll stop but it still tastes better that way

Anonymous 06/28/25 (Sat) 05:23:37 AM No. 2582153

>>2582129
ooh drinks like that remind me of brunch

Anonymous 06/28/25 (Sat) 05:34:50 AM No. 2582169

>>2581752
kekk i love how in these totally not wankfodder stories they always use the sluttiest pictures of the teacher they can find

Anonymous 06/28/25 (Sat) 05:42:17 AM No. 2582172

File: 1751089337011.jpg (164.38 KB, 1080x1080, funguy.jpg)

Anonymous 06/28/25 (Sat) 05:48:35 AM No. 2582175

>>2582026
I have no idea what HamletMachine is. Gave me German vibes.

Anonymous 06/28/25 (Sat) 06:17:42 AM No. 2582194

>>2582172
i don't get the humor in these. You googled a listicle of things that are related and put a soyjak, congratulations?

Memes are so stale, its been the same shit for over a decade.

Anonymous 06/28/25 (Sat) 06:22:57 AM No. 2582197

File: 1751091776781.png (130.14 KB, 295x321, burnside_0.png)

>>2581752
The photo on the left has crazy editing, her hair looks like it's growing out of her cheek and jaw kek.

Anonymous 06/28/25 (Sat) 06:27:39 AM No. 2582200

File: 1751092059704.jpg (47.97 KB, 564x705, 063.jpg)

>>2581800
maybe you're already doing it, but i hope my benevibes reach you still, and if you've already given the exam, it's ok, my benevibes will time travel and reach you anyways, best of luck nonnii

Anonymous 06/28/25 (Sat) 06:34:43 AM No. 2582204

>>2581951
>>2582026
>>2582175
Hamletmachine is some drama by a German author, but HamletMachine the artist is MURIICAAAAAAN RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Anonymous 06/28/25 (Sat) 06:35:42 AM No. 2582206

>>2582172
kek this is that korean or chinese dude on YT that makes a lot of fermented stuff like sodas from ginger bugs and is willing to take an year to make gochujang

Anonymous 06/28/25 (Sat) 06:38:34 AM No. 2582207

>>2582194
Idk I think it's supposed to look retarded on purpose
>>2582206
I wanna do that

Anonymous 06/28/25 (Sat) 06:44:22 AM No. 2582209

>>2581752
its insane to me that they'd choose pictures like that to talk about drugging and raping teenagers
>Another accuser said she raped him while her young son was asleep at the foot of the bed
whoever thought of adding thirst traps on an article about that needs to be fired tbh
>>2581882
oh dont worry anon, reddit users said it anyway

Anonymous 06/28/25 (Sat) 08:10:10 AM No. 2582247

Guys I found a lady vtuber artist who is so fucking adorable I actually broke down into tears and had to leave
>>2582204
LET ME PRETEND. LET ME HOPE. SHE IS GERMAN AMERICAN TO ME.

Anonymous 06/28/25 (Sat) 08:17:29 AM No. 2582256

Nonas, what hair length do you consider long? My hair is a few cm below shoulder length and my friend considers it long while I still think of it as somewhat short, for me hair can be considered long once they start reaching boob level.

Anonymous 06/28/25 (Sat) 09:09:02 AM No. 2582279

>>2582247
tbf, most Americans have a bit of German somewhere deep down
>>2582256
i consider knee length to be long, mainly because of how often my mother would have my hair cut to where it touched the top of my boob when i was younger so imo i consider it shortish. And in my country literally every girl and woman keeps trying to grow her hair out so nobody thinks shoulder length is "long", the only women that don't keep their hair long are those that are into fashion that get it cut into a bob with microbangs or something and young girls that have unfortunately fallen down the gendie pipeline and a "boycut" is the closest thing to HRT their parents will let them have.

Anonymous 06/28/25 (Sat) 09:13:30 AM No. 2582281

I feel so bad the two times a year I order off Shein why do their pants have to fit so fucking good?

Anonymous 06/28/25 (Sat) 10:55:39 AM No. 2582329

File: 1751108138912.jpg (58.97 KB, 1080x741, a349ada1-3a57-40c8-bce2-f09831…)

I'm thinking about pretending to be a troon online on social media (tumblr or twitter) and scam people for money. "Ooh help your fellow trans woman pay her bills" I am going to buy myself a treat hehe

Anonymous 06/28/25 (Sat) 11:14:00 AM No. 2582355

>>2582279
>most Americans have some German
Isn’t this true for a lot of bongs too? It’s where the Saxons came from originally anyways, are we counting that towards being German or nah?

Anonymous 06/28/25 (Sat) 11:27:19 AM No. 2582360

>>2582355
From my poor knowledge of history
>Celts were there first, they came along the west coast of Europe. Most Euros came through the middle east or mediatrian
>Romans popped in, stopped at Scotland due to poor weather
>Danes made a bunch of towns that would become cities
>Saxons moved in
>Couple wars. Either fighting Scotland or France
>Britain
So really Britain belongs to Portugal. Better learn Portuguese.

Anonymous 06/28/25 (Sat) 11:30:26 AM No. 2582362

>>2582360
…so does this mean the Irish were bullied across history by the ethnic mutt versions of themselves? The English?

Anonymous 06/28/25 (Sat) 11:36:00 AM No. 2582367

>>2582362
Pretty much. The British also turned on their own. Look up the Highland Clearances. At the end of the day it was people in power looking to secure more power. Ethnicity was a convenient excuse

Anonymous 06/28/25 (Sat) 11:47:44 AM No. 2582372

File: 1751111264274.jpg (19.25 KB, 474x359, 1000012228.jpg)

I'm bmi 21 and want to lose 5-10 pounds. I brought this up to a friend and she went on about how I'll be dangerously underweight and how I'm skinny already. Maybe American stereotypes are true

Anonymous 06/28/25 (Sat) 11:57:45 AM No. 2582378

>>2582372
I'm BMI 23 and my own doctor told me I was perfect and didn't need to lose weight kek. Still gonna do it

Anonymous 06/28/25 (Sat) 12:00:32 PM No. 2582380

>>2582372
At your bmi you'll benefit much more from lifting weights than losing weight if you want to look better.

Anonymous 06/28/25 (Sat) 12:11:03 PM No. 2582383

File: 1751112662883.gif (2.48 MB, 709x709, IMG_5079.gif)

>>2582372
I’m BMI 22 and I’m in the same boat!
>>2582380
This Nonna is right! I’ve been doing some simple exercises with weights and it’s definitely helping me tone up a bit!
Also if weights are hard to get into, incline treadmill can help you tone your core and legs more!

Anonymous 06/28/25 (Sat) 01:44:37 PM No. 2582424

File: 1751118277420.jpg (46.6 KB, 590x551, d63251f45f756019d0430609024bc5…)

>>2582355
everytime i remember some Americans may have German ancestry, i think of this

Anonymous 06/28/25 (Sat) 01:51:30 PM No. 2582428

File: 1751118690315.png (735.11 KB, 572x588, 83.PNG)

i keep mixing up Sofia Coppola and Fiona Apple

Anonymous 06/28/25 (Sat) 02:12:43 PM No. 2582441

>>2582424
>pretty
Fucking where

Anonymous 06/28/25 (Sat) 02:13:20 PM No. 2582444

File: 1751120000422.jpeg (14.31 KB, 225x224, 466DCE76-B245-4824-BBE4-EA2E06…)

>>2581895
I once ate a rotten horse steak, it was grey and bubbly. I didn't even get diarrhea. Food poisoning is a myth.

Anonymous 06/28/25 (Sat) 02:13:53 PM No. 2582445

File: 1751120033742.jpg (164.44 KB, 1080x2128, Screenshot_20250628_091127_NYT…)

How the fuck are you supposed to get to 208 on this one, I swear they just pull the top score out of their ass

Anonymous 06/28/25 (Sat) 03:34:49 PM No. 2582502

Holy shit Jpop and similar genre artists can't dance to save their lives. What is this silliness.

Anonymous 06/28/25 (Sat) 04:22:15 PM No. 2582548

>>2582372
I'm only 9 pounds underweight but doctors (and people at school when I was younger) acted like I was on the verge of death even though I eat normally idgi. Like they would bring up my weight constantly and ask hundreds of weird questions

Anonymous 06/28/25 (Sat) 04:29:12 PM No. 2582557

File: 1751128152005.png (222.8 KB, 1292x928, AI being retarded.png)

Google is now even more stupid because of AI. You can’t even just get a normal response anymore.

Anonymous 06/28/25 (Sat) 04:29:51 PM No. 2582560

>>2582557
I hate this motherfucker. Is there any way to turn it off?

Anonymous 06/28/25 (Sat) 04:31:04 PM No. 2582562

>>2582557
I hate google images now, such a gross cesspool. I wish I could wave a wand and un-AI the internet.

Anonymous 06/28/25 (Sat) 04:31:13 PM No. 2582563

>>2582557
This just makes me suspicious of the AI to be honest.
>What??? Violence??? I would NEVER be violent! I have never participated in violence and DEFINITELY never been paid! NO MORE QUESTIONS

Anonymous 06/28/25 (Sat) 04:31:42 PM No. 2582564

>>2582562
Google Images is straight up unusable at the moment. It's crazy.

Anonymous 06/28/25 (Sat) 04:33:18 PM No. 2582569

File: 1751128397939.jpg (136.9 KB, 1170x1241, ai dickroach.jpg)

>>2582557
obligatory

Anonymous 06/28/25 (Sat) 04:44:58 PM No. 2582594

File: 1751129097853.gif (1.23 MB, 332x250, futurama-fry.gif)

>>2582557
Why did you want to know about that, anon?

Anonymous 06/28/25 (Sat) 04:52:19 PM No. 2582609

>>2582594
Anon just watched "inglourious basterds", again

Anonymous 06/28/25 (Sat) 04:56:32 PM No. 2582616

>>2582557
the best is when you type something like "i am a baby deer where is my mama" and then it responds to you like you are a baby deer KEK

Anonymous 06/28/25 (Sat) 05:06:53 PM No. 2582627

File: 1751130413106.png (86.04 KB, 720x845, 1000038037.png)

>>2582557
Someone on here suggested the parrot prompt and I tried it with ChatGPT, fucking kek

Anonymous 06/28/25 (Sat) 05:19:27 PM No. 2582644

>>2582636
I invited him out to a festival where near where we live and he cancelled and I was like okk? no problem? bc he got the date wrong and then tried blaming it on me and then I was like dude you didn't even Google it its fine and then he told me he was going on a date w a girl bc its getting serious? and then I was like good luck and he got all salty bc we went to the mall last year and he gave me a kiss and then I ended up dating some guy like two weeks after and he got salty, so he had to bring up that he was seeing a girl but yeaa what a mess and then I told him why can't a girl just have friends and he assumed I was wanting to hook up w him and then he told me he had a gf?? and I was like didn't u just say you're seeing a girl today? and he blocked me lmaooo men

Anonymous 06/28/25 (Sat) 05:24:30 PM No. 2582660

File: 1751131469898.gif (415.29 KB, 220x220, 1000019237.gif)

>>2582636
>>2582644
>>2582649
Your story is unreadable and is just a disgusting display of zoomerspeak, who cares about this literal who moid?

Anonymous 06/28/25 (Sat) 05:26:29 PM No. 2582662

File: 1751131589438.jpeg (350.24 KB, 1179x1479, IMG_1558.jpeg)

I know Greta Thunburg is an adult now but she still reminds me of an adorable toddler or something. I was to pet her head and kiss her on her face like a little child or something. Does she have like mosaic downs or something maybe? It’s uncanny how squishable and cute she looks even as an adult

Anonymous 06/28/25 (Sat) 05:26:46 PM No. 2582663

>>2582649
What is stopping you from just kidnapping him

Anonymous 06/28/25 (Sat) 05:30:06 PM No. 2582671

deleted the main bc idk if he can sue me over this lol but I'm just tripping bc why are men hahhaha I needed just to tell someone but yes
>>2582660
s lol

Anonymous 06/28/25 (Sat) 05:31:12 PM No. 2582675

>>2582660
everytime some anon claims to have dated a "celebrity" it's always some random literal who Z-list side character no one's ever heard of kek

Anonymous 06/28/25 (Sat) 05:31:45 PM No. 2582678

sorry guys lmao I just needed to show somebody how crazy that was lmaoo

Anonymous 06/28/25 (Sat) 05:31:59 PM No. 2582680

File: 1751131918074.gif (1.53 MB, 320x180, rEvlmQ.gif)

>>2582627
hey nonnie see this

Anonymous 06/28/25 (Sat) 05:33:04 PM No. 2582684

>>2582680
I fully acknowledge I deserved that

Anonymous 06/28/25 (Sat) 05:40:58 PM No. 2582700

>>2581831
No but your mom sounds like a nicer person to be around than you based on this post.
>>2582662
She just looks like a normal woman to me, but normal women can be squishable and cute too.

Anonymous 06/28/25 (Sat) 05:41:06 PM No. 2582701

does anyone else like the Summerfags? its nice that the site is so busy all the time idk

Anonymous 06/28/25 (Sat) 05:43:32 PM No. 2582706

>>2582701
I don't mind as long as they don't ACT like summerfags kek

Anonymous 06/28/25 (Sat) 05:43:41 PM No. 2582707

>>2582701
I could tolerate them if they contributed anything insightful or fun but they're just annoying

Anonymous 06/28/25 (Sat) 05:52:27 PM No. 2582714

>>2582701
I'm more into quality over quantity personally

Anonymous 06/28/25 (Sat) 05:59:05 PM No. 2582719

>>2582701
The ones in the art thread are really mean and aggro. I think that sort of behavior is best saved for Unpopular Opinions maybe

Anonymous 06/28/25 (Sat) 06:02:17 PM No. 2582727

>>2582444
Your gut's microbiome must be like fucking Catachan, impervious to external invasion because the local fauna are all kill crazy kaiju and monstrosities.

Anonymous 06/28/25 (Sat) 06:08:02 PM No. 2582734

File: 1751134082678.jpeg (58.05 KB, 598x420, IMG_5085.jpeg)

>>2582707
>>2582714
I’m a total summerfag, I much prefer using my chronically online time on imageboards and reading milk instead of being stuck on Instagram watching my peers all go on vacations while I’m stuck indoors.
Genuinely, what do y’all consider better quality posts? I enjoy my time here but I do agree that there’s some bloat. Not asking to be spoonfed just curious.

Anonymous 06/28/25 (Sat) 06:32:38 PM No. 2582764

>>2582734
anything that doesn't use "y'all"

Anonymous 06/28/25 (Sat) 06:33:08 PM No. 2582767

File: 1751135588920.jpeg (146.32 KB, 736x834, IMG_3289.jpeg)

born to scroll, forced to post

Anonymous 06/28/25 (Sat) 06:33:10 PM No. 2582768

Asked a guy over for sex but when he got here I changed my mind and instead just sperged about video games at him for two hours, then kicked him out. It's an hour long drive from where he lives to where I live. I don't feel bad.

Anonymous 06/28/25 (Sat) 06:33:30 PM No. 2582770

>>2582764
nta That is literally how people address a group of individuals. "Folks" and "y'all" have been destroyed by shitass gendies and don't let them win.

Anonymous 06/28/25 (Sat) 06:35:54 PM No. 2582776

>>2582734
I think it's nice to stay on topic of a board, maybe even going through previous threads before posting can help since (at least in the art threads) some summerfags rehash thoroughly discussed things that are already in the same exact thread they're posting in. Other threads like the husbando horny thread or the fujo sperging thread don't really have decent posting "standards". It's wild west and pretty fun if you just stay on topic.

Anonymous 06/28/25 (Sat) 06:36:51 PM No. 2582778

>>2582768
based

Anonymous 06/28/25 (Sat) 06:37:30 PM No. 2582780

>>2582734
make some quality /m/ posts for the employed to read when they come back

Anonymous 06/28/25 (Sat) 06:44:01 PM No. 2582793

>>2582734
You seem to be intergrated well enough, so that's good. I like elaborate discussions that isn't just shit flinging, evidence to back yourself up (not just for debates but in general), advice/perspective that is useful and unique. Stuff that takes more than a few seconds of thought. As long as you understand some of the basic unspoken standards of the site and you're familiar with the culture enough to avoid infights and bait, you're already doing much better than a true summerfag. You can tell you belong here more than anons like >>2582644 because you aren't bringing slang and other site/app culture here.

Anonymous 06/28/25 (Sat) 06:56:13 PM No. 2582813

I want to ask something to the sonic totem but I won't because he is always right and have fucked my life too much already. I'd rather not know at this point but I am also curious.

Anonymous 06/28/25 (Sat) 07:13:15 PM No. 2582838

>>2582767
thank you for all your hard work

Anonymous 06/28/25 (Sat) 07:16:24 PM No. 2582845

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Nonas will you come to the funeral I'm hosting for this dead bug I found? I need some sad music for it.

Anonymous 06/28/25 (Sat) 07:20:00 PM No. 2582852

>>2582845
Play this

Anonymous 06/28/25 (Sat) 07:21:05 PM No. 2582854

>>2582845
is there a buffet

Anonymous 06/28/25 (Sat) 07:24:16 PM No. 2582858

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the fact that I'm in my tenth year of browsing lolcow. I think there is not a single other website that I've spend so much time on in such a long time. I had some really good chuckles or even laughing crying while reading some of your posts or following interesting discussions here. Even when milk is mostly dry these days, I still come back and enjoy browsing lc. I really love you, nonnies.

Anonymous 06/28/25 (Sat) 07:24:38 PM No. 2582859

>>2582770
is it so hard for your tubby fingers to type "you all"?

Anonymous 06/28/25 (Sat) 07:28:12 PM No. 2582865

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I wonder why the fuck did everyone call Justin gay? all of his early music was about having a girlfriend and his fantasies about treating a girl right kek

Anonymous 06/28/25 (Sat) 07:28:41 PM No. 2582867

>>2582859
Ok NTAYRT but some of us are American

Anonymous 06/28/25 (Sat) 07:40:19 PM No. 2582874

>>2582865
He was an effeminate boy who was okay with attracting girls with music and having majority female fans.
Men see this as gay.

Anonymous 06/28/25 (Sat) 07:50:13 PM No. 2582883

>>2582865
He looked like he showered and didn't look like a gorilla when he started his career. That's the only reason why he was called gay. He had teenage girl fans around his own age but I feel like he would have still been called gay if his fanbase was mixed.

Anonymous 06/28/25 (Sat) 07:52:24 PM No. 2582884

Birds are cool. They fly and instead of giving birth they lay eggs and sit on them to create life. Sounds absolutely fantastic

Anonymous 06/28/25 (Sat) 07:53:43 PM No. 2582888

>>2582884
Well technically they have to give birth to the eggs to lay them

Anonymous 06/28/25 (Sat) 08:04:29 PM No. 2582909

>>2582874
It's funny to see moids call this kind of behavior gay when it's actually just slightly more advanced heterosexuality. A man who puts thought into what women are actually attracted to and goes with that isn't gay; he's just smarter about being straight. Moids are so fucking retarded that they think that anything that doesn't appeal to them must somehow be gay by an insane twist of logic.

Anonymous 06/28/25 (Sat) 08:08:08 PM No. 2582919

>>2582874
he spent his childhood getting raped by usher and Diddy, so he became gay. rape is how gays reproduce.

>>2582865

Anonymous 06/28/25 (Sat) 08:08:31 PM No. 2582921

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>>2582859
I think I passed the summerfag final exam because I didn’t fall for bait. Hope y’all are proud of me, nonnas!

Anonymous 06/28/25 (Sat) 08:10:59 PM No. 2582933

>>2582909
pickme = simp
successful pickme = slut = gay

Anonymous 06/28/25 (Sat) 08:14:42 PM No. 2582942

>>2582933
would he be considered a male pickme?

Anonymous 06/28/25 (Sat) 08:16:10 PM No. 2582944

>>2582867
NTA but some anons who used it admitted to being euro. It's not a big deal like other slang but it is a bit odd from non-southerners, to me it's just as odd if an American said "mates" constantly

Anonymous 06/28/25 (Sat) 08:16:33 PM No. 2582945

>>2582888
Yea but how much easier would it be to push out a smooth round egg than a baby with limbs and big skull

Anonymous 06/28/25 (Sat) 08:17:42 PM No. 2582947

>>2582942
that's literally his job

Anonymous 06/28/25 (Sat) 08:26:09 PM No. 2582962

>>2582944
The Italian American alternative is "youse guys" so

Anonymous 06/28/25 (Sat) 08:36:55 PM No. 2582981

>>2582944
>>2582962
I can definitely see how some regional slang could be annoying if overused on this site, but I seriously just think that anon wanted to push buttons. I am yeehawfag, y’all is apart of my daily vernacular. There’s definitely a fine line between regional dialects being overused and corny and people just typing how they would talk. Which is what I think how most posts are written on this site? With the exception of site specific terms and slang.

Anonymous 06/28/25 (Sat) 08:39:23 PM No. 2582987

>>2582981
I think you're right in that most people type how they talk. (I resisted putting a "Yeah" at the beginning of that kek.) I've found the reverse is starting to become true for me too. I accidentally called a guy a 'scrote' irl a few days ago. Oops.

Anonymous 06/28/25 (Sat) 08:48:18 PM No. 2582999

>>2582981
>>2582987
The typing how they talk thing made me realize why I hate posts with several question marks at the end of every sentence kek, because I imagine that they all sound like this irl

Anonymous 06/28/25 (Sat) 09:20:25 PM No. 2583049

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Slow internet shenanigans

Anonymous 06/28/25 (Sat) 09:23:22 PM No. 2583053

>>2582999
Kekkkk so many girls in college spoke like that with heavy vocal fry. It was awful to listen to because most of them were pretty nice and had interesting things to say but we're just insufferable.

Anonymous 06/28/25 (Sat) 09:47:20 PM No. 2583069

Having a character ruined because of cartoon porn is so retarded just go the fuck offline!!!! Stop hanging around retarded nerdy males and listening to what they say!!! Delete twitter!! Why the fuck are you willingly looking at cartoon porn that will ruin characters for you. Dumbass.

Anonymous 06/28/25 (Sat) 09:51:38 PM No. 2583074

>>2583069
This is so funny because I actually saw yaoi porn of the show I'm watching right now and when I reached the episode with the context the porn was based on I couldn't stop thinking about that porn I saw. It's fine because it's yaoi though. And I kinda see where the artist was coming from.

Anonymous 06/28/25 (Sat) 09:51:38 PM No. 2583075

>>2583049
Just put your phone out of it's misery nonna it's living in a hellscape kek

Anonymous 06/28/25 (Sat) 09:52:46 PM No. 2583079

>>2583075
Nah it's fine, it really was the internet connection and everything went back to normal after I refreshed the page. I just think the way the unloaded page looks is so hilarious.

Anonymous 06/28/25 (Sat) 10:09:23 PM No. 2583092

nonnas i am tired of being sad and unmotivated but too apathetic to care about goals or hobbies or dressing up anymore. sleep medicine and healthy eating and movement does not improve this. i want to feel happy go lucky again.

Anonymous 06/28/25 (Sat) 11:23:43 PM No. 2583156

I've been using lc to get over my anxiety about looking stupid on the internet. I post my stupid thoughts and then half an hour later it's there forever and I just have to live with the reaction it gets, if any. Sometimes I feel bad about the responses my posts get and that's the point, to learn to live with bad posting.