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No. 2581210

Use this thread to speak in any language you want

No. 2581212

Dumbass shit thread, only you need a google translate decoder to read it. Fantastic!

No. 2581219

oui oui ching chong heil bratwurst

No. 2581224

>>2581210
מה קורה נונות, איך אתן? מקווה שהכל טוב בסך הכל

מקווה שאני לא היחידה שמדברת פה עברית, אבל הסיכוי לזה הוא נורא נמוך

קיצור אני די משועממת כרגע אבל אולי אני אפיג את השיעמום כאן

קיצר ספרו קצת, כי השיעמום הזה הורג אותי

No. 2581226

>>2581212
You can ask others to translate for you if you want

No. 2581227

>>2581219
I mean actual language

No. 2581232

>>2581224
shebrew

No. 2581233

I like American English. I don’t like British English.

No. 2581241

>>2581227
My bad

No. 2581242

>>2581233
colour

No. 2581252

>>2581242
Triggering the absolute SHIT out of me, nonnie. I am a fucking victim now.

No. 2581255

>>2581210
It's the tower of Babel, mixing your mythology.

No. 2581258

HON HON HON BAGUETTE EIFFEL TOWER CROISSANT HON HON

No. 2581262

>>2581255
OP here, I didn't know but thanks for mentioning it, I like learning new information and knowledge

No. 2581263

>>2581258
Ok by this point it just seems that everyone here is an anglophone. That's sucks but ig I'll have to deal with that

No. 2581276

אוקיי אין מצב שיפורסם פה משהו נורמלי ככל הנראה

No. 2581279

>>2581242
Fuck you

No. 2581280

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>>2581263
Aw. This was a sincere effort. Okay let's stop ruining anons thread on purpose and allow it to collect esl nonnies organically so she can do her experiment

No. 2581281

>>2581263
Just use a different phone then. Make sure you don't misdial though.

No. 2581282

>>2581281
But I want others to post as well not just me

No. 2581284

Qo'noSDaq qaStaHvIS po'Daq qaStaHvIS potlh vIQoypu'bogh wanI''e' vIQoypu'bogh wanI''e' vI'Iprup.

No. 2581287

moo

No. 2581293

A próxima que escrever depois de mim come bosta

No. 2581302

>>2581242
What did she say??

No. 2581303

puta la que lee
>>2581284
qapla!

No. 2581307

cala a boca

No. 2581311

A próxima que escrever depois de mim já chupou 500 pintos

No. 2581313

>>2581284
what the fuck language is this

No. 2581316

>>2581241
warum antwortest du pour moi?

No. 2581320

>>2581313
Klingon

No. 2581323

>>2581313
>>2581320
It's supposed to say
>Hello anons. I am using the thread as intended
but the translation is
>In this time I have heard of this event more important.
Which is also true, bc I have to do work now. So this language is always one step ahead imo

No. 2581324

伯剌西爾人は猿

No. 2581326

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Tá ocras móóóóór orm. Ba mhaith liom sceallóga agus císteap. Tá bolg mór agam…

No. 2581328

>>2581326
bo ramhar

No. 2581333

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Des-pa-cito
Quiero respirar tu cuello despacito
Deja que te diga cosas al oído
Para que te acuerdes si no estás conmigo
Des-pa-cito
Quiero desnudarte a besos despacito
Firmo en las paredes de tu laberinto
Y hacer de tu cuerpo todo un manuscrito

No. 2581341

Алё
Русские есть?

No. 2581351

Limited Liability Company edition

No. 2581426

как дела

No. 2581448

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>>2581293
ai caralho

No. 2581466

Zǎo shang hǎo zhōng guó!
Xiàn zài wǒ yǒu bing chilling
Wǒ hěn xǐ huān bing chilling
Dàn shì "sù dù yǔ jī qíng jiǔ" bǐ bing chilling
"sù dù yǔ jī qíng, sù dù yǔ jī qíng jiǔ"
Wǒ zuì xǐ huān
Suǒ yǐ xiàn zài shì yīn yuè shí jiān
Zhǔn bèi
Yī, èr, sān

No. 2581475

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>>2581326
>>2581328
Chucky are lar

No. 2581491

Mabuhay lolcow.farm! Ipakilala and lolcow.farm sa buong mundo! Ipakilala ang lolcow.farm sa buong kababaihan!

No. 2581501

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>>2581333
Yo sé que estás pensándolo (eh)
Llevo tiempo intentándolo (eh)
Mami, esto es dando y dándolo
Sabes que tu corazón conmigo te hace bam bam
Sabe que esa beba 'tá buscando de mi bam bam
Ven prueba de mi boca para ver cómo te sabe
Quiero, quiero, quiero ver cuánto amor a ti te cabe
Yo no tengo prisa, yo me quiero dar el viaje
Empezamo' lento, después salvaje

No. 2581511

Allons couper des queues avec nos sécateurs.

No. 2581527

TmVyZCwga2Vr

No. 2581534

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Hinga dinga dergen, nonnas!

No. 2581545

>>2581527
What password is this for nonnie let me hack you

No. 2581548


No. 2581550

>>2581545
YmFzZTY0ZGVjb2RlLm9yZy8=

No. 2581551

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No. 2581552

>>2581527
bm8gdQ0K

No. 2581555

>>2581534
Amerikaner är för fan idioter.
>>2581227

No. 2581558

>>2581552
SSdtIGRlZXBseSBodXJ0IGtlay4gQWxzbyBJIHRoaW5rIEkgZ2F2ZSB0aGUgdGhpbmcgYXdheSBieSB0aGUgdHJhaWxpbmcgZXF1YWxzIGF0IHRoZSBlbmQgb2YgbXkgbGFzdCBwb3N0MDAw

No. 2581561

quack quack

No. 2581565

>>2581558
gung'f whfg n fybccl wbo nyy nebhaq

No. 2581571

>>2581555
Happy Leif Erikson day to you too!

No. 2581573

Ho appena scorreggiato e ora la mia stanza ha un odore di scorreggia, aiuto nonne.

No. 2581575

>>2581558
>Translation: Hall is the blond one

No. 2581603

Je dois vite poster avant que les modos rabat-joie lockent le thread (ne venez pas me faire chier parce que j'utilise le mot modo en français)

No. 2581624

Халл це той русявий

No. 2581635

Vorrei correre via

No. 2581642

>>2581603
>lockent le thread
Pétition pour rendre le franglais illégal.

No. 2581662

>>2581642
Vous avez entièrement raison, très chère. Car enfin, n'est-il pas plus élégant de dire "je me dois de commenter avec célérité avant que la maréchaussée ne vienne par la force mettre fin à la discussion" ? Misère du français moderne…

No. 2581670

ᚆᚓᚔ ᚅᚑᚅᚅᚐᚄ

No. 2581690

>>2581642
Arrête d'être salty babyfille (keur keur)

No. 2581691

>>2581662
>commenter
Ainsi voilà un énième anglicisme, car il s'agit de vos propos, et non-pas d'une simple remarque.
En effet, « billet » serait plutôt le mot convenu.
>Ô comme il me tarde de faire paraître ce billet.

D'ailleurs, vous avez eu tout à fait raison de faire valoir qu'il est question de « censeurs » agréés, voire agrégés, et non-pas d'une vulgaire « modération » des tempéraments.

No. 2581692

>>2581678
On pourrait certes substituer le substantif "billet" à celui de "commentaire' mais par quel verbe replaceriez-vous "commenter"?
Je vous prie de recevoir, Madame, mes salutations distinguées.

No. 2581696

>>2581692
L'emploi d'un simple et unique mot pour décrire le verbe ainsi que le complément direct du verbe d'un seul et même trait est une tournure de phrase bien anglophone voyez-vous, remettez-vous en donc à l'exemple que j'ai su vous fournir précédemment.

No. 2581699

.aajksjaak la amannna an,ajaj, iiajai. !vassn nivw akal aoaam eeha! ?addha kaow? oaoaoaoao

No. 2581701

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No. 2581706

Versigtig, ek's nog steeds fokken giftig

No. 2581714

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No. 2581715

>>2581701
3 1 23

No. 2581718

Vrei să pleci
Dar nu mă, nu mă iei
Nu mă, nu mă iei
Nu mă, nu mă, nu mă iei
Chipul tău şi dragostea din tei
Mi-amintesc de ochii tăi

No. 2581738

>>2581715
A crowe? Heere in myddel? What?

No. 2581761


No. 2582085

日本語が上手な女性はどこいますか?エルシィちゃんは毎日うちで日本語をべんきょうして、寂しいです。2xちゃんをさがしています。

No. 2582103

>>2581642
Sus à l'anglois! Montjoie Saint-Denis!

No. 2582176

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No. 2582183

Hola mi amigas, yo soy nonna, como estas? tu? yo? muyy biennn!

No. 2582184

>>2582176
No kuka nää oot

No. 2582191

>>2582085
Pfft, weeb.

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No. 2582196

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Waiting for someone to post mine so I can ask them if they from their since there is no country general for mine

No. 2582201

>>2582183
no me convence…

No. 2582203

>>2582191
ざんねんだから、そのとおりです。

No. 2582205

puto el que lo lea

No. 2582217

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Chiguire > Capibara > Carpiño

No. 2582219

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>>2582217
carpincho > capibara > eso que escribiste ahí

No. 2582225

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>>2582219
Esta bien. Respeto tu opinión equivocada

No. 2582226

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>>2582225
yo NO respeto tu opinión totalmente errada

No. 2582230

Wo ist die Milch?

No. 2582231

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Jag använder de skandi-tråden för att lära mig svensk och norsk

No. 2582233

Beidzot treds lolcor kur es varu praktizēt savu halfie-ass latviešu valodu

No. 2582235

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Oon kyllä vähän pettynyt, että täällä ei ole enempää suominyymejä, siis mitä nukutteko te kaikki öisin vai mitä vittua häh?

No. 2582240

Right anon, the seconde,
It is my fave song they shul pleye
And I can nat text yow with drinke in myn hond, ywis?
Ye sholde han maad som conseil with me
Ye wiste that I was free
And now ye wol nat stynte me, I me bisy is
Callen for to crien, crien for to calle
Me list nat nowhyng for to avyse
I gat myn heed and myn herte on the daunce
Callen for to crien, crien for to calle
I wol no more speke,
I gat myn heed and myn herte on the daunce

No. 2582243

весело тут

No. 2582245

>>2582230
Bebi tudo. Não há mais

No. 2582266

>>2582231
>Jag använder skandi-tråden för att lära mig svenska och norska
Sådär, fixade meningen åt dig nonnis.

No. 2582282

Hoezo?

No. 2582292

I love this thread. It's reminds me when I'm being called a retard it's not just from my own small corner of the world, I'm an internationally agreed retard

No. 2582294

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Хуйняяяяяяяяяяяя

No. 2582315

>>2582294
Абсолютно точно отмечено

No. 2582328

има ли някой от балканите?????? айде хора не мога да бъда единствената бейсд българка тук

No. 2582390

>>2582292
けけけけけ

No. 2582672

>>2582193
What the fuck is wrong with Denmark?

No. 2582716

Ovo je moje utočište i sve vas volim jako puno, nonike moje.

No. 2582834

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>>2582201
no yo es espanol. mi abuela es donde colombia. mi espanol es un pequeno.

No. 2582836

>>2582834
la foto es divertida….

No. 2582841

>>2582834
apropiacion cultural

No. 2582848

>>2582672
Dersom du synes måten de teller på er rar, burde du høre når dem prater

No. 2582864

你们都是他妈的白痴。

No. 2582866

Englisch ist mein Lieblingsfach, Lieblingsfach, Lieblingsfach
Was ist dein Lieblingsfach? Englisch, oder was?
Turnen ist mein Lieblingsfach, Lieblingsfach, Lieblingsfach
Was ist dein Lieblingsfach? Turnen, oder was?

No. 2582870

>>2582864
ni ma si le

No. 2582875

>>2582866
Einmal in der Woche Kunst und Musik
Zweimal in der Woche Geschichte und Deutsch
Dreimal in der Woche Mathe, Englisch, aber
Einmal, zweimal, dreimal, viermal, fünfmal, sechsmal und
Siebenmal in der Woche zu viele Hausaufgaben

Mathe ist ihr Lieblingsfach, Lieblingsfach, Lieblingsfach
Was ist dein Lieblingsfach? Mathe, oder was?
Was ist dein Lieblingsfach, Lieblingsfach, Lieblingsfach
Was ist dein Lieblingsfach? Sag mir, was?

Einmal in der Woche Kunst und Musik
Zweimal in der Woche Geschichte und Deutsch
Dreimal in der Woche Mathe, Englisch, aber
Einmal, zweimal, dreimal, viermal, fünfmal, sechsmal, und
Siebenmal in der Woche zu viele Hausaufgaben

No. 2582879

>>2581696
O tempora, o mores

No. 2582882

shkon hna kihdr bdarija lol

No. 2582897

>>2582882
Shwiya, mma mn Dar Lbeida



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