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No. 2623556

No. 2623561

Even his fingers cringed at him

No. 2623642

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From Woody Allen's 2019 film with Timothy. This is a real scene that made it into the movie theater.

No. 2623668

>>2623642
This is so amateur kek, who the fuck is that random guy? Why did they cast him? This is literally on the level of a college theater production rehearsal kek.

No. 2623874

>>2623642
this is the one where a girl cheats on her attractive boyfriend with a 50-year-old man, a bit of wish fulfillment for woody

No. 2624171

>>2623642
>woody allen
the child groomer?

No. 2624176

File: 1753646812452.mp4 (5.77 MB, 480x852, vexqeg8g.mp4)

those poor babies

No. 2624214

>>2624176
Why did I know both of the kids were gonna have male names before they even showed them?

No. 2624218

>>2623561
kekkkkkk

No. 2624227

>>2624176
The way they hold them is so unnatural, wtf

No. 2624230

>>2623642
Why is it scripted, acted and shot like gay porn?

No. 2624240

>>2624230
Because Allen is a creep and an unfunny hack

No. 2624251

>>2624176
Is it homophobic to say that I don't trust gay men around children?

No. 2624269

>>2624251
No, it's called pattern recognition. Men (all men) are more likely to abuse children and especially babies. The risk is even higher when they're not biologically related to those children.

No. 2624412

>>2624269
nta but exactly. I don't trust straight men around children either, but most of the time when straight men are around children it's either for their job (still suspicious in many cases) or it's because they are biologically related to the child. I'm not suspicious of gay moids who were previously on the DL taking care of their own biological children they had with a woman before they came out as gay, but when gay men 'procure' children from surrogates or through adoption I think it's normal to be suspicious because they're moids wanting access to kids they aren't related to.

No. 2624419

>>2624176
This feels evil

No. 2624431

>>2623642
This guy has 40+ years of experience as a director btw

No. 2624901

>>2624251
No, just common sense and statistics to back you up.

No. 2624908

>>2624901
Even this week on lolcow I have seen anons call other anons evil homophobic tradthots for thinking this but I wish it wasn't so stigmatized to say/notice that moids basically have no business with other people's children.

No. 2625133

>>2623642
What in the Tommy Wiseau? Woody must have some real dirt on people to get away with this high school play level shit.

No. 2625487

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>meet my nigel, he's NLOG (not like the other guys)

No. 2625489

>>2625487
I thought these were tiny 10 year old children when I first looked at the thumbnail

No. 2625510

>>2625487
This is straight out of the 2010s

No. 2625555

>>2624176
>Ball? Ball? Ball?
I don't even speak to my fucking dogs like this wtf

No. 2625583

>>2625487
Same genre of video. Makes me want to a-log so fucking bad. No your bf is not le heckin based golden retriever bf, he's a scrawny nerd with lactose intolerance. No one thinks you guys are quirky or couple goals.

No. 2625586

>>2625487
>alt bi girl and her ADHD moid

No. 2625647

I thought kpop was banned, no?

No. 2625685

>>2625647
I think hating on it is allowed

No. 2625780

>>2625647
Farmhands seem to be tolerant of it for the threadpic and since we’re making fun of it. I think this is the third thread with kpoop as the threadpic so it isn’t new.

No. 2625822

All these guys will probably be added to the nerdy crushes and unconventionally attractive threads

No. 2625825

>>2625822
This is art. Kek at the guy with the cape in the beginning thinking we can't see him or something.

No. 2626073

>>2625822
This shows just how disgusting looking and uncanny short moids are. The fucking huge bobbleheads and tiny little hips and legs are fucking killing me. The slightest breeze would topple these faggy midgets over.

No. 2626125

>>2625822
Nah, I absolutely love this lmao. The references to the show during the Conan parts were done great, it's easy to see what they were representing at all times, Ussee wa was unfitting I admit, but this video is from 2021 so it's only natural it's featured there and Konayuki I'll forever associate with Conan too, due to that tasukukoma parody I actually even wondered for a bit if they used that one instead of the original Konayuki, so whenever I see it in the context to this series even though it wasn't one of its OSTs it always makes me happy.

No. 2626382

>>2624176
Fruity Dog the Bounty Hunter kek

No. 2626385

>>2625487
He looks no older than fifteen. Did she find him at the local special school?

No. 2626388

>>2625822
What's up with their legs?

No. 2626400

>>2626388
Skin-colored tights

No. 2626406

>>2625822
..why are they all caked up?

No. 2626413

>>2625487
The appeal of these type of boyfriends is they’re usually cucks who are financially secure and stable while basically allowing you to do anything you want and fuck anyone else you want on the side. I think that’s why so many e-girls date these ugly pathetic soi moids, because they’re fine with being publicly humiliated.

No. 2626418

>>2626413
a lot of the time it’s narcissism too. like how LDR dates haggard old men to make herself look younger in comparison. or those women who date fat men to make themselves look skinnier.

No. 2626423

>>2626413
So… like LS Mark?

No. 2626426

>>2626413
>>2626418
I think it's also because the men who like the e-girl look are often losers, attractive men are often normies who find that makeup style strange and wouldn't be interested.

No. 2626429

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>>2625487
he could almost be cute if he lost a few pounds (like a young John Carmack), but this male quirk chungus personality ruins it

No. 2626460

>>2625822
this is like weeb gymnastics kek. unironically kind of like it

No. 2626545

>>2626073
>The slightest breeze would topple these faggy midgets over.
These are highschool gymnasts made of pure muscle doing flips like 5 ft into the air without getting winded you are genuinely on crack kek

No. 2626621

>>2625583
>lactose intolerance
Unrelated audiences catching strays kek

No. 2628654

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No. 2628882

>>2628654
I don't really see anything particularly wrong with this?

No. 2628920

>>2625822
Look at these nerds practicing their choreography for the kill. They are going to run up to an unsuspecting grandpa in a wheelchair and backflip their thighs over his face and suffocate him to death, one by one. I saw this exact same thing happen in ‘86. Did you know male nerds are vicious killers who primarily use their bare thighs as weapons? Not many people know about this but the stats speak for themselves. It’s silent epidemic. They are good at hiding their sadistic streak. Anyone who dared crossing a nerd has seen the black void consume them as his thighs close in. Not many live to tell the tale.
>>2626388
Those are the legs of cold blooded killers.

No. 2628928

>>2628882
nta but that scrote aged horribly

No. 2628951

>>2624176
Ive never seen a woman manhandle even unrelated babies like this. I guess thats why they call it manhandling. Chilling stuff anon

No. 2628980

>>2628654
Holy shit i thought it was her dad

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No. 2628989

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No. 2628991

>>2628920
Luckily for us, they only go after males.

No. 2630160

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This gave me a psychic debuff

No. 2630165

>>2630160
he looks like he should already be married and have grand kids



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