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No. 401959

Most houses in the United States don't have this thing

Looks like someone is going to have a constant crusty ass and dirty feet, kek

No. 401962

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We have the little showers idk they feel more practical

No. 401988

>>401959
[laughs in Italian]

No. 401989

>>401959
when i found out electric kettles weren't a widespread thing in the states I was genuinely flabbergasted. How do you people make tea? How do you cook rice or pasta? Boiling water on the stove seems so inconvenient and time consuming. And possibly dangerous if you're boiling water for tea or coffee in a saucepan. I don't get it.

No. 401991

>>401989
electric kettles are very common where I live (the south). drinking tea is far less common in the us than in other countries, though, so it's not exactly outrageous that someone wouldn't have one.

but if you're boiling pasta or another food you should boil it in the pot you're cooking in, not an electric kettle. it would be weird to boil water for pasta in a kettle.

No. 401992

Stinky asscrack is peak american culture.

No. 401995

>>401989
The reason electric kettles aren't widespread in the US is actually because the typical American house operates on a lower voltage than those in the United Kingdom. Using a microwave is more efficient.

>How do you cook rice or pasta?

You've lost me there, though. I'd never cook rice or pasta in anything but a pot or rice cooker.

No. 402005

>>401991
>it would be weird to boil water for pasta in a kettle.
That's a pretty strange difference, everyone I know uses this method. Any thoughts Italians?

>>401995
We heat the water up in the kettle beforehand, then add it to the pot. Takes way less time and the less time there's an exposed pot of water coming to the boil the better for safety's sake.

No. 402017

>>402005
>We heat the water up in the kettle beforehand, then add it to the pot.
I live in Germany and my grandfather always does it this way as well. But the reason for that is simply that his stove is just really old. Ours is new and getting water to boil in a normal pot doesn't take any more time than by using a kettle.

We do have a bidet as well but only used it for when we were children and didn't shower everyday/had dirty feet from playing without shoes outside.
But I've never put my ass there lol

No. 402019

>>402005
doesn't the water need to be boiling the entire 7 or whatever minutes the pasta is cooking for it to be cooked properly though?

No. 402021

tfw when american and you have electric kettle, bidet seat and rice cooker wtf is wrong with you heathens?

No. 402056

>>401989
….We just use a stove kettle? Most people I know have a stove kettle for tea.

No. 402057

>>402017
This is what you get for not putting that ass there though

No. 402058

>>402021
I have all this except for the bidet. Who the fuck doesn't own a rice cooker? Just get a cheapo one for $10 and you're set.

No. 402060

>>402057
What do I get…?

>>402058
>Who the fuck doesn't own a rice cooker?
People who live in countries that don't or only rarely consume rice?
Not all of us are Asians or weebs

No. 402061

>>402060
>being thick enough to think only asians and weebs eats rice

Anon pls

No. 402066

>>402063
>>402063

we gonna nsfw that or are we just gona watch the world burn

No. 402130

I use baby wipes. Touching poopy butthole with your bare hands is gross.

No. 402159

>>402130
Congrats you’re either blocking your pipes or causing future problems for your local waste water management, unless you don’t flush them and throw them away, which is gross.

No. 402164

>>402159
nta but how would throwing them away be gross? what do you think people with actual babies do with them along with the dirty diapers?

No. 402176

>>402164
With babies you wrap the dirty wipes in the diaper. Just throwing away wipes with shit all over them is disgusting.

No. 402218

How do you people who rely so heavily on bidets or baby wipes function irl? Always carry packs of wipes around? What if you're in a hurry? washing your ass with water takes a tad more time than just wiping afterall. What if you happen to have to stay somewhere with no bidet (or even no bin to throw away wipes)?

Yes, your butt might be technically dirty, but does it really matter so much? I mean, it's just your ass, you don't have to "interact" with it other than for shitting and if you do the deed with your partner just shower beforehand. Your insides, your colon and anal canal is dirty too, does that bother you as well?

No. 402219

>>402159
I don't have 3rd world plumbing, europoor.

No. 402222

>>402218
A scene from Deadpool 2 explained this perfectly.
(Ignore the giant logo, just listen to what they say)

No. 402266

>>402218
>washing your ass with water takes a tad more time than just wiping afterall

what, no it doesnt? washing your ass takes about 30 seconds at most, probably even less if youre in a hurry. to actually get somewhere with wiping, you have to do it for ages, and even then it will never truly be clean. every time ive been in a position where i couldnt wash myself after going to the toilet, ive always felt extremely dirty. would someone who wiped themselves down with toilet paper instead showering be as clean as someone who actually showers? no.

>How do you people who rely so heavily on bidets or baby wipes function irl


some people use water bottles, you can get special ones designed spesifically for this purpose. you can also wet toilet paper instead of using baby wipes and you dont have any on hand, its probably better for the plumbing too.

and also your external ass area is made of skin, in fact the skin around the anus is especially sensitive. letting it fester in bacteria infested shit all day sounds like a great way to get skin irritation and infections.

No. 402268

>>402266
I don't understand how you're so dirty after shitting that you're apparently covered in it - after I go there is barely anything to wipe. Wtf are you eating?

No. 402271

>>402268
They're not covered it anon, but think of it this way, if you touched shit with one finger would you feel clean after just wiping it off with tissue? If you get fecal matter on your toothbrush just from flushing the toilet, and fecal matter in your clothes just from washing your pants, then think of how contaminated we are at all times.
I don't have bidets in my country but I wish I did.

No. 402274

>>402271
>how contaminated we are at all times
Do you wash your underwear separately then? And shut the seat before flushing? You know you get fecal matter in your nose just by smelling it, too, right? And what if your family member don't shut the lid?

I'm a wetwipefag myself and also usually shut the lid (although I have to go without in public toilets which is fine), but you seem overly worried about this.

No. 402277

>>402268
there will always be a small amount of shit left behind when you wipe it, the same way that if you wipe a piece of toilet paper over a sweaty armpit it will still smell like sweat after you wipe it.

and also a small amount of shit particles in the air is several magnitudes less disgusting than shit being left to ferment in someones sweaty ass crack all day.

No. 402285

Please definitely either thoroughly wash via bidet/shower or wipe with a wet wipe bc I'm tired of seeing fellow Americans with crusty dingleberry asses that get ass pimples. Your ass is so dirty it gets pimples. Think about that.

No. 402297

>>402285
Not denying that being a dirty person causes pimples, but for some it's not really associated. At peak acne I used to shower twice a day, wash thoroughly each time, wash my face another time outside of showers, and I'd still have acne. (I know now overwashing and drying out doesn't help and things are better in case a skincare anon sees this)
idk about ass pimples since it's not a normal area to have breakouts on, but it might apply.

No. 402298

>>402285
I don't disagree with the sentiment but first of all how do you see so many shitty, pimply asses? Why would you assume it's from not washing properly, considering the only ass pimples I've ever seen on porn stars etc is on their cheeks and not between the cheeks, where any remaining shit would be?

I am fairly sure ass pimples are not actually acne to begin with. Infected follicles from wearing tight underwear of certain materials that rub against the skin is something I've heard.

No. 402299

>>402285
Lmao, anon, pimples can happen from shit like hormonal changes to even a sudden change in temperature. A little spec of poop on your bunghole isn’t going to suddenly cause a breakout on your left asscheek, what do you think people do, smear the shit around their cracks and cheeks like it’s some sort of mud mask?

No. 402302

>>402219
Kek I’m American, anyways have fun contributing to the giant wet wipe blockage that will inevitably happen in your sewer system.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/globalnews.ca/news/4568526/flushable-baby-wipes-clog-sewer/amp/

No. 402315

>>402298
online

No. 402316

>>402159
Tfw 99.9% water wipes exist

No. 402319

>>402316
>tfw you’re dumb enough to not understand that it doesn’t matter whether or not it’s a water wipe as it’s the wipe itself that doesn’t break down

No. 402380

>>402285
> I'm tired of seeing fellow Americans with crusty dingleberry asses that get ass pimples.
How often do you see your fellow Americans' asses for you to know that they have "crusty dingleberries", exactly?

No. 402391

>>402319
Do… Do you not know people throw away the baby wipes in the trash? Has that ever crossed your mind people do this?

No. 402412

>>402391
nta, but some colossal retards in this thread have admitted or implied they DO flush the wipes, and it’s a lot more common than you think. people are fucking stupid and think just because something fits down their plumbing that it’s safe to flush it, it’s not just baby wipes, but you also get retards who dump solvents, chemicals, and shit like fucking bacon grease down the drain. which leads to the inevitable formation of a fatberg.

No. 402421

>>402058
I'd never heard of a rice cooker before I started looking up cooking recipes on internet…
We just cook our rice in a kettle, I don't see the need to have different appliances for everything.

No. 402433

>>402421
goni you bes have some weird thing for kettle mean where you are

No. 402440

>people defending not washing their ass
alright

No. 402444

Have the people itt never heard of showers? You take a shit in the morning and then shower. Why do you need a bidet unless you are shitting all day long? I don't get it.

No. 402451

>>402433
>>402421
I translated wrongly, the correct word was cooking pot lol
The rice comes in little sacks. I don't like rice but this is how my mom and friends cook it.

No. 402452

>>402444
>scheduling your pooping moments
>being this based

No. 402454

I'd like to point out we have (at least) two threads going about pooping.

No. 402460

>>402454
Yeah and we have like 3 threads about celebrities.
>>402444
A lot of people poop more than once a day Anon… They also poop at work. Also IBS is a thing.

No. 402461

>>402444
Most people shit more than once a day, do you also only piss once a day?

No. 402465

>>402461
nta but actually most people don't shit more than once a day, some people even only poop a couple times a week, it just depends on the person and their diet

No. 402470

>>402465
>some people even only poop a couple times a week
If you have a very poor diet, yes

No. 402540

>>402470
People who shit multiple times a day are the ones with full on veggie diet and too much water drinking.

No. 402543

>>402540
Sure but that's not what I was commenting on.

No. 402556

>>401962
I wear clothes that protect me from the filth of the elements and don't roll around in shit. I have a hard time understanding some people's diet that they need to shower their ass after going to the bathroom?

No. 402557

>>402271
When I wipe my ass I told the paper so I don't have to touch asshole with my hand. I put toilet lid down every time I flush to stop the spread of waterborne particles and stop toilet water going on the seat. Afterwards I always wash my hands. I also check the paper after I wipe so I can make sure nothing is left to fester and pull my underwear up.

No. 402609

>>402461
Peeing and pooping are two completely different things. Liquid exits the body much faster than solid food because it doesn’t have to be broken down as much. I think most people pee more than they poop.

>>402557
That’s what I do too. If you shower once a day you shouldn’t need baby wipes or bidets. Baby wipes are for the weak and bidets are for anal (pun intended) germaphobes.

No. 402621

>>402609
most people take a shit more than once a day, anon.

>not wanting your ass having unremoved foecal bacteria and smelly biohazard material makes you a germophobe

No. 402645

Is USA really a developing country? As a eurofag, I was shocked when I heard that living in a trailer park is not that uncommon. And that you can legally marry a child in some states.

No. 402648

>>402412
Wow, as an American, that's definitely Amerishart behavior.

No. 402649

>>402645
Yes, it's a developing country.

Not first world. Developing

No. 402651

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>>402649
>>402648
Self hating americans are so embarrassing. Quit acting like a betacuck.

No. 402656

>>402651
yeah bc u cant judge ur own country without being self hating

stfu. u may not have it but its important to have critical thinking

No. 402660

>>402621
Found the eurofag. Nowhere in my post did I say people only shit once a day, I said people pee more than poop. Please learn how to properly read English before making yourself look retarded on the internet.

No. 402667

Why do Europeans and Americans even hate each other so much?
>inb4 triggered American
Diet American I guess (Canadian), but I can't bring myself to hate individual Americans for their lack of health care or…being mixed race (Europeans seem to make fun of white Americans for that, idk). I don't hate Europeans either for being ESL or for existing in "yuropoor" countries.
Most of this is just circumstance of birth and not under anyone's control, aside from obesity in adulthood.

Is there something I'm missing? Or is it just banter and I'm taking it too seriously?

No. 402671

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>>402667
Based sweetheart Canadian

No. 402694

>>402667
Hi, another Canadian here. I don’t always get it either. I suspect it’s America’s foreign policies.

The only reason I wear a little Canadian flag when I travel is because Americans get a lot of shit from Europe/elsewhere. The reaction when people find out whether you’re Canadian vs American can be… palpable.

Like I’m not going to scream about Brexit to some random British tourist and I don’t know why people from other countries do that kind of shit to Americans.

No. 402700

>>402667
Americans bombed my city in the 90s and tend to be condescending and ignorant towards people from my region. They also pollute our planet and are incredibly money hungry, self obsessed and wasteful. I'm not going to be nice to someone who's going to treat me as a second class citizen.

No. 402701

>>402700
>They also pollute our planet and are incredibly money hungry, self obsessed and wasteful

You could say this about literally all humans

No. 402702

>>402700
Ah, that feeling of having no idea where you’re from because America has bombed pretty much everywhere…

No. 402713

>>401959
meh. bidets are gross and don't do much, they just make your feces wet. yeah. exactly. i find wipers even worse. just head to the bathroom and clean it in the shower with some soap meant for genitals. (i use a normal soap since i never get a smelly vagoo but idk everyone keeps saying it makes it smell so be safe)

No. 402714

>>402702
From Serbia, Bosnia, or Croatia.

See NATO bombing of Yugoslavia.

No. 402717

>>402702
>>402702
it's gonna get funnier when you realize she's in america living THE life. to answer you, 90s = iraq. lel. i am muslim btw. no not kuwaiti.

No. 402719

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>>402694
>>402700
>mfw everyone thinks all americans think and act the same

No. 402720


No. 402734

>>402714
yes
>>402717
no, and we also have internet in my country

No. 402756

>>402734
Yes, I know you do. You said 90s, and I didn't say technically you live there :^). Just that if something is in the 90s it's that country, because I consider end of 1999 event not 90s, most (I assume you are?) Bosnians I know say 2000 but
>diasporas
I loathe that country more than you do btw, I just thought you were a diaspora living comfily in Usa, my bad for assuming.

No. 402827

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>>401959
>literally sitting on a bowl of other peoples' poop particles after doing your business
>europ so advanced lol

No. 402838

>>402827
>eurofags are retarded enough to use public bidets that shoot other people’s shit particles at their asshole
>muh bidet superior hygiene

Second bubonic plague when?

No. 402844

>>402827
>>402838
>thinking you're clean after wiping with dry tissue
Do you guys even use wipes? Answer honestly.

No. 402848

>>402838
Eh not only that. The bidet simply just wets the feces on your butt and moves it away and does not really clean it. As far as I know you can't control the direction as it is not a hose. Then another problem with wet wipes is that it clogs your toilet. Do what I said itt before, head to the shower and clean your arse with a hose a good soap and you're done and clean and no longer get an irritated butt and a 24/7 clean crack like the pornstars (not amateurs STARS)

No. 402852

>>402844
Yes, anon, most of us have figured out how to clean ourselves.

No. 402859

>>402651
The only people who are patriotic Americans are southern cancer whites and immigrants coming from China to usurp the country.

No. 402973

who says you only use water to clean your ass?

first you wipe, then wash, then wipe again. i mean i'm not surprised by the two digit IQ thinking here.

No. 403017

>>402838
>public bidets
Wait what? I'm yuropoor and never heard of this before, is that an actual thing?

No. 403087

>>402973
>then wash, then wipe again
I feel dumb but doesn't having a sopping wet ass make the toilet paper fall apart? I've rinsed with water before and it just makes a mess with the toilet paper. Also before someone compares it to wiping when you pee, that's only a small amount of wetness and doesn't make the paper turn into a mushy mess. Just curious.

No. 403095

>>403087
No? Never had that problem. Maybe it's the tp you use.

No. 403310

I noticed in England the toilet paper completely crumbles apart and leaves annoying little paper pieces that you have to pick off. So glad I moved back to my country where it’s sturdy. Feels more hygienic and I don’t need it baby soft.

That way you can wet the paper when you don’t have a bidet. And then dry.



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