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No. 607601

Post dumbass shit here, you dumbass.

Previous dumbassery:
>>>/ot/598432

No. 607605

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>mfw
>Prone to gossip
>Longevity
>Bad luck to husband
>Ill health
>Low self-esteem
>Good luck

Sounds about right

No. 607607

>>607605
>low self esteem
dawg it’s too early for this shiet

No. 607608

>>607605
>prone to accident with water
oh shi-

No. 607609

I found such a pretty older lady on a dating app and it was going so well till she mentioned she has a fucking husband who is into threesomes. She said he doesn't mind her 'bi-side' and we don't have to 'involve him' so basically he'll be off to the side jerking off? God, fuck off.

No. 607614

>>607605
>has #31
>stereotypical "sexy mole"
>good luck
>has had shit luck forever
fuck

No. 607615

>>607609
I stopped listing myself as bi on dating apps because of shit like this. these hos always have fugly husbands too.

No. 607619

>>607605
>prone to accident with water

but I love water

No. 607623

>>607609
I hate bambi hunters.
This is the reason I can’t trust girls who hit on me at bars or clubs; there’s always a filthy scrote looming in the distance

No. 607628

>>607605
>indulge in sexual lust
>prone to accident with water x2
guess I should avoid indulging in sexual lust in water eh?

No. 607632

>>607623
I thought they were called unicorn hunters? Sadly had to unmatch with her, i just hate scrotes into that shit

No. 607639

>>607609
As if he would even stay to the side, been there (when I was young and fucking stupid) and they don't like staying in the corner

No. 607641

I think my therapist is a bit dense? Or ditzy? She's really nice, but she knows I have a history with disordered eating and has told me I look like I've lost weight, and another time told me I should buy a firearm for self defense despite expressing that I've had extreme, violent suicidal ideation in the past. Neither of which are a problem now, but just kinda. Dumb of her kek

No. 607650

I love being flat chested. It's so obviously more convenient

No. 607655

Does anyone else still use winamp and do we have a desktop thread (or is there only the wallpaper thread)? I tried to match my desktop to my edgy winamp skin
>>607605
>prone to self harm
well alright…..

No. 607656

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>>607655
of course I dropped my pic

No. 607658

>>607650
Jealous, I want to throw away all my bras and wear mens t-shirts without looking weird and almost fat from having these big tits. I love big boobs on other women, I just don't want them myself lol

No. 607664

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I just found out what milk ducts look like and I hate it. It looks so weird for some reason

No. 607667

>>607664
for some reason they remind me of some psychedelic vaporwave album art

No. 607668

>>607641
get a new therapist. mine was the same way and i put up with it for way too long. it really set me back.
don't worry about hurting her feelings because she's nice. she'll get over it, i promise.

No. 607669

>>607664
Anon please don't ruin breasts for me like that

No. 607670

>>607664
Aw, pretty flowers. Kinda cool I have flowers in me.

No. 607682

I saw a recent post when I was too tired to remember the thread where an anon said she thinks Drake looks like French Montana or that French Montana looks like Drake and because of it I'm starting to wonder of one of my closest friends irl is posting here because she told me the exact same thing not long ago.

No. 607690

>>607650
Agreeeed. I'm not flat as a board, but I have a cute small chest and pretty much never wear bras unless I WANT to push them up, but it makes the big ass shirts/shapeless tops thing work great. I have bigger hips and a butt so it's not like I don't have anything going for me. I'm definitely happier with my smaller chest.

No. 607694

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>>607664
Ew they kinda look like pic related but clustered

No. 607695

I feel like anime robbed me of my innocence and made me commit many mistakes that I am very sad about.

No. 607696

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No. 607697

jesus christ i thought op's pic related was george floyd so i was about to go on an sjw-esque diatribe kek. not super sober rn

No. 607699

>>607695
The world as it is is not a hospitable place for kids. Don't feel bad. You're older and wiser now so you can be kind to yourself in ways society wasn't

No. 607719

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I am interested in trying the Gisou hair oil, but I got computer AIDS from this retarded girly shit I have been wading through trying to find an intelligent review. Are the only people using this shit ditzy bimbos who only wear pink and cream, have perfect teeth and golden hair? No one says anything other than it smells good and other vague bs.

(Yes, I’m a bitch)

No. 607723

>>607719
How the packages look and the way you described these women remind me of Glossier.

No. 607729

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my online speech class requires me to gather an audience of 4 people for my recorded speeches. i chose a bad time to nuke my social life and go into hermit mode

No. 607730

>>607664
Kind of looks like some kind of fruit, my first instinct was to eat the fleshy parts but I'm kind of hungry.

No. 607740

i can't wait to eventually stop moving and settle somewhere, at least for longer than 2 years…
going to my friend's place made me so jelly. she has invested in furniture because she knows she's not moving outside the country for a while. same thing for my vegan friend who likes cooking and buys proper pots and pans, knowing she's never going far and her parents can help her move anyway.

being actually at peace with my own existence and self has made me crave stability because i know happiness isn't overseas. but i have to move soon, then move again in a few months (unless corona-chan decides otherwise). i just want a vacuum, a tall lamp and proper pans for cooking. i'm tired of buying stuff only to sell it for a fraction of the price on fb marketplace a year later.

No. 607755

>>607723
It is so true though. Another brand I avoid because of the gross influencer driven packaging. I have been trying for the past two weeks to figure out what this oil does before I kaplonk my money on it, and I keep running into the same thing over and over again. Ugh. They all look like the kind of women you know say everything is "yummy" and that they're "princesses". Makes me want to vomit.

No. 607810

I hate video conferences even with no camera. I hate phone calls. I hate talking over any audio SOO MUCH. The weird thing is, it has nothing to do with not liking my voice or anything like that, I'm just scared shitless for some reason. It's the anticipation or something.

No. 607817

>>607810
i feel this way too tbh. video calls make me anxious like i'm being stared at and no video makes me feel weird that i can't see anyone.

No. 607829

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god dammit i decided to check on milk on philosophy tube (if there was any) and he's going to fucking troon out. his body is built like a goddamn jomon era doguu (pic related). he's just going to embarrass himself. even his fuck buddy contra has spoken about trans who don't pass. i'm not anti-trans but he's just gonna embarrass himself. this isn't the way to rebel against british lad culture.

he was handsome when he was thicc and working out and still talking like a masculine man. his dad should've traumatized him further kek.

No. 607835

>>607829
Ot but these dolls are so cute lol. Idk if they have any cultural or religious meaning but I want one

No. 607839

>>607835
that particular doll is a fertility idol haha.

No. 607843

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This dress is so cute but it’s not on the website anywhere ahhhhh. It’s probably shit quality anyway

No. 607844

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>>607843
if you find the link could you drop it

No. 607845

>>607835
>>607839
they're very old and predate writing in japan, so no one actually knows.
there are replicas (this one is particularly famous) on amazon and stuff so you could go and get one. they inspired claydol and baltoy in pokémon!

No. 607853

>>607844
This looks exactly like my dad and made me jump about a foot in the air

No. 607854

That feeling when you're yawning and you stretch out your legs and your leg starts spasming is better than sex

No. 607857

>>607845
wut? this isn't true. we don't know what they were ritualistic used for but we know what they signify, especially the fertility statues.

No. 607865

>>607857
"Their precise function is unknown, but archaeological evidence suggests they were aids in childbirth as well as fertility symbols. They are also found in simulated burials, indicating some kind of ceremonial function."
everything written about them with some credibility is hypothesis. you can believe they symbolized fertility but there are no hard facts.

dammit i just wanted to lament the loss of an attractive man, not argue about dogu.

No. 607880

>>607865
sorry. also this is legit any archeological finding without associated texts. i am just sperging about how archeological discourse works, sorry anon.

No. 607899

if only the world has gotten their shit together regarding covid, maybe this board wouldn't have so much infighting and stupidity now. sad shit.

No. 607901

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>>607880
it's ok. maybe i'm glad i got to think about dogu for a bit longer than i otherwise would have. have some dogus

No. 607911

>>607899
>implying lc wasn't a shitshow before corona

No. 607926

Just went out for breakfast and the entire time I was there, there was a couple in front of my table arguing about their divorce and how they were going to split custody over the kids. The mom kept saying the dad doesn't deserve to see the kids equally throughout the week as her and blah blah blah. It was weird as fuck. I get meeting in a public place by at a quiet restaurant? So fucking awkward.

No. 607938

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i'm crying this is so good

No. 607940

>>607926
Just imagine that they were happy at one point. Would've had a big expensive wedding, lots of guests..pregnancy annoucements and new baby excitement. I can barely get over regular break ups. Fuck that.

No. 607941

>>607938
At least he got some action in his final moments

No. 607954

>>607729
not to be like 'i felt this' but i felt this anon. idk why teachers are still asking us to do these kinda assignments, especially during quarantine.

No. 607963

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Sometimes I get the urge to swear at random people while running around my city and jumping on the roofs of cars until the alarms go off.

No. 607965

>>607938
>jumping off bridges because “muh ebil feminism”

No. 607969

>>607938

don't even call yourself a real MRA if you won't do this to epically own the stupid feminists

No. 607973

>>607926
Often a restaurant is the only 'neutral' place where a separated couple can have discussions. Sometimes the pressure of a public setting can force people to behave and act more civil than had they argued in private, but it sounds like your couple couldn't help but escalate. That's when the lawyers get called.

No. 607976

>>607938
MRAs do this challenge

No. 607988

>>607938
If anyone wants further reading:
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sung_Jae-gi
>In early July 2013, Sung's wife briefly left him.[36] On July 25, he declared himself a victim of reverse discrimination and announced his intention to commit suicide. Sung jumped from the Mapo Bridge into the Han River, leaving a note saying that he would risk his life to raise ₩100 million (about $94,000) in donations to pay debts owed by Man of Korea.[37]
>He posted on the organization's website, "Dear citizens, I plan to jump off a bridge over the Han River. I hope you give us a last chance. Please lend us 100 million won which will be used for paying back debt and seed money of our organization".[38] Sung's announcement was met with indifference.[39] "Ridiculous. He is begging for money and he’s holding himself as a hostage",[39] read a post on the Man of Korea homepage. Another read, "Threat fund-raiser? That’s creative. Just jump off the bridge like you promised".[39] Sung later said that he did not intend to commit suicide, but wanted to draw attention to his group; he would jump, whether or not he received the money.[39] He posted on Twitter, "Why do you all assume that jumping off the bridge will kill me? I have complete confidence in my survival",[39] and later said: "Please regard my actions as 'trying to be less pathetic' while asking for money".[39] Some Man of Korea members and other supporters were concerned about the jump.[40]
>Sung repeated his intention to survive the jump, saying that the bulgogi party scheduled for 7 pm in his office that day was still on. "That’s why I said I’ll jump BEFORE 7 o’clock. Let’s eat bulgogi", he said. Before Sung jumped off the bridge, he wrote "I'm confident that I can survive". He checked the depth of the water before he jumped, and arranged for a lifeguard to watch the jump.
>Although he was accompanied by two lifeguards, it had rained heavily that day and the day before. At 3:00 pm, Sung jumped from the Mapo Bridge.[42]
>Rescue efforts began at about 3:20 pm, and a broad search of the Han River was conducted.[42] Although about 30 firefighters and a helicopter searched near the Mapo Bridge, he was not found by 9 pm Friday and the search was suspended for the night.
>Sung's body was found near the south end of the Seogang Bridge, connecting Yeouido to northern Seoul, on July 29.[44] He was barefoot, and his white shirt and dark-gray pants were what he was wearing when he jumped.[44]
>There was a reported month-long increase in copycat suicides in August 2013.[46]

I didn't read anything about anus impaling being the cause of his death, but it's still pretty funny he baited himself into committing suicide. A scrote and his arrogance are soon parted, and look, he even caused other scrotes to an hero too.
Btw his group is now more than 200 million won in debt. Lmao.

No. 608015

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>Boyfriend always has bad acne
>Try to suggest some stuff that might help
>"No, anon, I've had this for years."
>"Oh, ok"
>misplace my face wash on a trip
>"Anon, you can use my body wash"
>He's been using old spice body wash on his face for years

No. 608020

>>607988
I wish the whole mgtow movement would do this. I don't care about quiet men that just stay single and have some hobbies instead of having sex or relationships.. but those guys that fill comments sections everywhere with random bitching about the evils of women because they know a man who got fucked over in a divorce once. They can all join each other in a gay orgy in hell.

No. 608021

>>608015
Men are tragic and deserve everything they do to themselves

No. 608028

>>607938
Lol god is literally screaming at them to stop with their bullshit yet they still think it's a conspiracy of evil wammenz (and jews) who are out to destroy their lifes…
Korean men are so pathetic, their entire "actually men are much more oppressed"-movement is based on the fact that they have to serve in the military - meanwhile (despite looking modern) the rest of the country is still 3rd world tier, especially when it comes to how women are treated. They constantly have human trafficking, spy cams and so on scandals with 100k+ males involved (who then proceed to an-hero as soon as they get exposed). Just recently the mayor of Seoul killed himself because he was found out to have commited sexual assault.

No. 608030

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>>607938
That's a really incel way to die

No. 608036

>>608028
Sounds like a bunch of losers who got winded on day 1 of boot camp and blame women for it. Imagine bemoaning the loss of masculine authority and power yet bitching about military service for like 2 years when Big Poppa Kim Jung is basically close enough to peer through your fucked up blinds.

No. 608059

>>608028
>rapists killing themselves once they get exposed
as they should

No. 608079

>>607938
I've heard of this guy before but I didn't know that happened after he jumped off the bridge LMAO

No. 608093

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>>607843
>>607844
Well I can't find the exact one but there are about 100001 all around AliExpress, YesStyle, etc it seems. They all have larger strawberries though and the base is just plain cotton rather than broderie anglais… if you google "cotton strawberry embroidered dress" you will find a ton. I wish I could find the original that they're all copying
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/33019035440.html

https://www.cozzoo.com/home/245278-2300910-mori-girl-summer-women-long-white-dress-lace-collar-embroidery-strawberry-elegant-dress-sweet-cotton-korea-chic-midi-party-dress.html

No. 608129

why am I drawn to Chinese engineers

No. 608138

somebody tell me happy birthday I’m shaving my head today so I can feel reborn

No. 608140

I wish Sephora and other online retailers like them would offer more promo codes and free shipping. I just ordered something as I can’t really get it anywhere else, and I feel kind of bad because I have an account but only go there once every blue moon.

No. 608144

>>608138
Happy birthday, anon! I shaved my head like a month ago and I love how it looks and feels. Good luck with your rebirth

No. 608161

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I’m tinfoiling here but every time I see this youtuber (angelika oles) I cant help but think she’s secretly a man kek. She has a normal voice but also a boxy figure so idk

No. 608180

I've seen girls with full cleavage and round butts get called flat on Instagram. Shouldn't butt roundness and cleavage in a normal bra at the very least be excluded from "flat" comments?

No. 608181

>>608161
Sorry, she’s just British

No. 608183

>>608161
nah, she really doesn't look like a man to me. She reminds me of zara larsson, she just has strong shoulders and a muscular face.

No. 608184

>>608181
americans always say this about europeans being ugly like we haven't seen your walmarts

No. 608185

>>608180
This reminds me of how I genuinely have a small waist compared to my hips and thighs, but after seeing the fake shit on instagram, either surgery or photoshop, I look in the mirror and think I'm not as curvy as I thought I was.

No. 608205

>>608184
Lol
But seriously, Brits are ugly. I wish someone would investigate the reason why

No. 608208

>>608205
Rude. But yeah in the old times the swedish Vikings invaded our country and stole all our hot blonde women and left us with the scraps. Hence: British women of today!

I have to say tho Angelika is attractive idk what y'all are smoking but she is conventionally attractive. She's also polish lol

No. 608213

>>608205
Less genetic diversity due to being an island? People did travel back in ye old times and that shit but not enough to widen the gene pool as much as mainland Europe maybe kek. My best guess. I see a lot of pretty british people but there's definitely plenty of uggos or just average-looking people there compared to elsewhere in Europe.

No. 608233

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>>608185
this fucks with me too. i know i have a small waist for a nromal human being but then obvi i will never look like your average photoshopped ethot doing extreme angles therefore i am actually massive. mad innit. feel actually bad for all the girls growing up in these times.

No. 608235

>>608138
happy birthday anon

No. 608242

I went on 4chan for the first time and now my head is smoking. I discovered these emo vent threads and it's so easy to read into posts and make them about yourself. It's really feeding into my obsession with this person I like who browses there.

No. 608249

GUYSS WTFFFFF IS HAPPENNINGGGGGG. I was watching netflix and all of a sudden I hear a video playing from my airpods on top of the audio for netflix. It wasn't the attached video, but the same interview but with intense music over it. I looked all over my screen and tabs to see where it was coming from and I never found it. It just went away eventually. Last month, I heard heavy breathing coming from my airpods. Wtf is going on, I swear I'm not making this shit up.

No. 608251

>>608242
Don’t waste your time with some idiot 4chan doucher, anon

No. 608252

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No. 608259

Tbh I want a nose job but I'm scared of throwing off my entire face. Idk how people get permanent work done to their nose cause if it goes wrong their face is fucked.
>>608249
Idk how airpods work but assuming they work like any other bluetooth headphones, maybe they were connected to someone elses phone? Also don't airpods have some kind of spy feature? If you ever used that maybe it somehow is still on and that's what you're hearing. Either way, throw them in a fire anon.

No. 608269

I just stumbled upon a weird fetish channel dedicated to scrappy doo's transformation from the Scooby Doo movie wtf YouTube

No. 608271

>>608269
And you're just going to keep it to yourself? Wtf?

No. 608276

I install dating apps and then end up deleting them because all the guys there are ugly. Is there hope for hets? I don't think so.

No. 608280

>>608276
I've done the same lol. But for me it was more like 80% were ugly or had such inconsistent/vague photos I couldn't be sure and didn't wanna risk it, and 20% were ripped modelesque Chads who are obviously going to be fuckboys.

My standards aren't high, they're just really specific. I want a guy who is approximately equal in appearance and effort to me and it turns out that's a pretty narrow range of men.

No. 608282

>>608251
I only know they visit the site and not their post history, so I'm willing to give them the benefit of doubt

No. 608286

It's crazy how accomplishing something huge in the past doesn't stop you from feeling anxious towards something smaller in the future. Just a few months ago I gave a multiple hour long presentation to over 100 people and was told I did a great job . I have to present to maybe 15 people max in a few days and for just 30 minutes and I feel sick to my stomach. It doesn't matter what I've done in the past.

No. 608290

Why can't famous female celebrities/influencers ever just admit to being straight? They always skirt around the question of sexuality and it's so annoying

No. 608299

>>608280
Yeah, exactly! You described it way better than I could. One thing that's important for me is that I want someone who looks similar to me in terms of age. I swipe left on 95% of dudes because they either look 30 - 40 whereas I look a bit younger than my age (mid 20s). This sucks hard.

No. 608309

Imagine this, Onlyfans but its only pictures of me crying.

No. 608310

lost my glasses so I'm at my computer in my prescription sunglasses and hair in a towel with a plush robe. Honestly, a look.

No. 608315

>>608310
I saw somewhere a suggestion to use your phone camera as your glasses to help find them. My mind was blow, felt like an all-powerful retard

No. 608319

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I'd if this has been talked about anywhere else, but I really feel like "cottage core" is just a resurgence of mori kei with a more Western approach.

No. 608322

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I used to think people on GG were kooky. The levels of unhinged insanity on tattle.life…who are these people lmao? I really hope that those aren’t their actual natal scans.

No. 608324

>>608319
I agree. I feel like Japan is always at the forefront of (alt/youth) fashion like years before the west catches on, or at least it was that way up to like 2014.

No. 608325

>>608324
Exactly. What's the trend in Japan currently so I can bank on it getting super popular in the US about 5-8 years from now?

No. 608328

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>>608325
I'm ready

No. 608329

>>608328
I'll rock that shit right now. Sign me up.

No. 608330

>>608319
This looks ugly. Adults who try to dress kaweewee are a disgrace.

No. 608331

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>>608325
I feel like truly alternative fashion is harder to find recently. The street fashion normie teens are all pretty much wearing the colorful/patterned oversize Instagram clothes though. Bucket hats, looser fit jeans, and oversized pattern button ups for guys. The female version of that for girls (shirts tucked in, generally) + platform boots. Lots of these weird pouches worn in the front too.

No. 608334

>tfw writer (not a successful one yet, but I'm finally published and getting some attention)
>tfw best work was written when I was so high on opiates I barely remember writing it at all
>tfw I can only get the oxytocin and dopamine I need to emotionally connect with my characters by abusing drugs like a degenerate
I hate that I fit the unstable, substance-abusing writer archetype so well. My creativity was objectively better when I was younger and not on anything at all (shit, my journals from when I was 10 years old are more original reads than my "best" now), but I ruined myself and my natural imagination with drugs like a fucking Hunter S. Thompson wannabe. I bet Austen, my basic bitch inspiration, never did this shit.

No. 608335

>>608331
I've been out of the loop for like over 10 years now, so "mainstream alt" looks niche to me. Sad days

No. 608336

>>608331

>weird pouches

It's just the hip way to wear fanny packs now. Or hips bags - whatever you wanna call em.

No. 608337

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>>608325
It looks like the monotone, baggy/shapeless shirts with wide-legged pants( almost mom jeans style) or long skirts combo is still popular among girls. Plus long coats. Wish I could find good reference pics but it's mostly just Harajuku shit that comes up. I'm not really into the very oversized look tbh. Also, South Korean street fashion is very popular with young people in Japan so the two fashions kinda blend together. Idk the pic I found isn't a very good representation of what the average person would wear outside of being extra in Tokyo lol.

No. 608338

>>608319
agreed. i was into mori kei pretty hardcore from 2011-13 and then i discovered free people and all the brands anthropologie carries in the US and realized they were just churning out westernized mori kei stuff. i guess anything boho has that vibe, but it's really weird to see western brands mimicking any sort of j-fashion years after it's "cool".

No. 608340

>>608334
Can relate. I wrote my magnum opus while on crack cocaine. It was 200 words but the only successful copypasta I've ever made.

No. 608341

My recent US order finally arrived in my homecountry, let's hope it gets through customs undetected, I already paid so much pandemic shipping…

No. 608352

>>608328
God. This is the sort of shit I love and want to wear but I live in such a conservative place I'd stand out like a sore thumb. Sad!

No. 608369

scratch everything about my crush. he's on a holiday in another country hanging with two chicks and they look threesome friendly. kill me now or rather kill my stupid juvenile attachment

No. 608383

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>>607601
>>608249
same anon back to report that I'm not going insane.. I just saw this browsing reddit (ik I hate myself too). This is fucked up. It's like youtube is being paid to stream anti-biden ads in a way where people have no idea where it's coming from or how to stop it. I thought I was being harassed kek.

No. 608386

>>608383
I've been getting a ridiculous amount of both pro-Trump and pro-Biden ads. Huh.

No. 608394

>>607829
>his body is built like a goddamn jomon era doguu
idgaf about him but this made me cackle

No. 608395

my stupid scrote coworker was about to go into another sexist diatribe again so i kindly told him to shut the fuck up because its too warm for his bs

i fucking hate manlets

No. 608416

I hear the roar of a big machiiiiiine

No. 608430

How many times have you been banned?

No. 608435

New guy I'm seeing is more attentive, more mature, more happy and generally more caring then my previous bf, but I can't stop missing how much my ex made me laugh. We could talk shit for hours together, and while that wasn't enough to keep a relationship going, it was fun. Hopefully this new guy and I will find our own dynamic together.

No. 608441

>>608435
I know what you mean. My ex was a loser (sorry not sorry) but he made me laugh and we instantly developed our own jargon and inside jokes. With my new bf, it took way longer to develop our own lingo, but that might have to do with the fact that this relationship generally is more serious and isn't as chaotic and unhinged as the previous one. Good luck to you, anon!

No. 608452

idk if its worth to go on a date with this guy i matched on okcupid. we had almost a 100% match so i know we're similar but texting him felt like a chore. not really interesting, plus he's weirdly serious all the time.
idk feels like i wouldnt be able to relax around him and the date would be awkward. we already talked waaay to many times for me to block his number, that would be mean.
i'll probably go on 1 date, realize we're not compatible and text him nicely about why i dont think we should date.
i wish he was a jerk so i could just be rude and block him but it's literally just his autistic way of responding. overly serious, acts like some deep soul, never brings anything to the table, stale normie tier taste in everything (fave movie star wars and likes classical music only).

No. 608454

I think this site is slowly dying

No. 608456

>>608454
Explain

No. 608457

>>608454
maybe after the pandemic (or summer) is over. i think the increase in traffic these days comes from 18-25 year old college kids who are in summer holiday now but cant go on vacations due to covid.
pullfags left fast so that traffic is also dead. idk, hope it doesnt. i like shoeonhead milk and this is the only place i get it.

No. 608462

>>608454
Imageboards are dying

No. 608501

>>608383
I haven’t had too many issues since I cleared my history. Youtube kept recommending me the same two videos, so I just deleted everything. It helps, because they base ads off your browsing history on google, watch history, AND what other people in your area are looking at, etc.

No. 608511

I hate the word queer

No. 608531

>>608511
I do too. Funny how the lgbt community uses it so often, yet can't coherently explain what it means. I've never found a single concrete definition of the word.
Plus, "reclaiming" is such a stupid thing to me. It's almost the same logic libfems use to be pro-porn/pro-sex-work with the reasoning "we're just reclaiming our right to express our sexuality" while playing into the hands of men who don't have to do anything anymore to abuse women.

No. 608537

>>607605
Kek anon is this from the Tesah thread? Specifically her multiple stories long sperg about how she's not bothered about her forehead mole.

No. 608656

I regularly sprain/strain? my wrists in my sleep. Don't know how but they take turns getting injured overnight

No. 608659

>>608511
ever since that gay man said that he didn't like the word queer because it was the last thing some of his friends heard screamed at them before they were killed I don't know how anyone can use it. Plus I feel like every queer person is in a hetro relationship so why should I value their opinion on this more than a gay persons anyway

No. 608662

>>608659
I hate transguys calling theselves faggot, like the ones that literally get custom made shirts with faggot across the chest and use that as their profile pic.. meanwhile they aren't even on hormones yet (might never be) so at most they're just a butch woman having sex with men

No. 608676


No. 608690

Not to be too degenerate but I kinda wanna kiss a boy rn.

No. 608704

Cody ko uploaded a video celebrating five million subs. I was watching it and at one point he slaps the dough really hard and the noise scares his girlfriend off screen and he says 'i'm sorry bud' and I just… I thought it was so cute. Calling her 'bud'. I like that word a lot it seems. One time a guy said 'thanks bud' to me when I helped carry some of his stuff and I felt so happy… an anon on here called me a bud once too and I love her… it's such a cute word. If my man doesn't calls me that occassionally, we can't be together.

No. 608708

>>608690
and there a boy somewhere out there who wanna kiss u too anon

No. 608710

>>608690
ew anon keep it in your pants

No. 608712

>>608704
That’s pretty cute bud

No. 608730

File: 1597865613703.jpg (191.97 KB, 600x729, ew.jpg)

This is gonna sound weird but my brain barely recognizes men with big muscles as human. Completely different species for me. Big muscles look like tumors. Like some radiation disease. The thought of touching their bodies is repulsive and I look down on them and their intelligence as all they can talk about is gym and their diet. Do I look like I care what you eat in a day? Go fetch your pre-workout banana, you literal monke.

I do like nice "delicate" musculature of swimmers. They're slim, lean and with lightly outlined muscles. Peak male form.

No. 608735

>>608730

It just looks ridiculous to me. When people get crazy muscles because of their jobs or sports then it is what it is, but body building is just body dysmorphia and it kills the worst sufferers.

No. 608736

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>>608712
A-anon!!

No. 608738

>>608730
Why are his tits so much bigger than the rest of him lmao

No. 608739

>>608730

>ew.jpg


Filename and the description are both spot on, anon. These creatures are vile.

No. 608741

I really wanna contact my old sociology teacher and tell him he did a stellar job. When listening to my peers I realise how much of my countries history/tradition they simply did not learn, but this teacher did that and beyond. I know he motivated me so intensely and he gave me my passion for sociology and history. I haven’t had him in a couple years now and it seems weird trying to contact him

No. 608743

>>608730
That shit's gross

No. 608747

>>608741
do it anon! stuff like that means a lot to teachers and he won't find it weird

No. 608749

>>608738
gyno lmao

No. 608751

>>608738
Having tits is so masc

No. 608754

>>608747

I second this. I’m sure he would really appreciate you reaching out to let him know what a positive influence he was in your education.

No. 608756

>>608730
Honestly am not satisfied unless I can imagine he’s a pillar man. Any other sex with a man is useless

No. 608759

>>608730
It isn't that weird. A lot of women aren't into big bread puff muscles either, despite what scrots might think.

What irritates me about gym rats is that, unlike proper body builders, they often go for the top heavy look so they get those retarded gorilla arms, instead of focusing on their entire physique and making sure their figure is balanced.

Plus if you have a fugly mug no amount of baby oil and rippling pecs is going to change the fact you're a muscly fug, makes it even more tragic.

No. 608763

>>608741
Damn, anon, you just reminded me that I have to get back in touch with my literature teacher and tell her this. Thanks.

No. 608767

>>607605
>prone to be robbed

Fuck, it’s accurate.

No. 608774

I'm sickkkkk of seeing photos posted on social media of little brown and black and white kids hugging and being friends, and saying that we should "learn from kids". Sorry, but isn't that racist within itself? Why do you see a photo of one black and one white kid having innocent fun and think "one's black, one's white!! WOW!" I feel like that just contributes to the problem and ruins the cause.

No. 608776

Is it appropriate for a boss to call for last minute meetings constantly? I work from home, meaning I don't work specific hours and usually have appointments and plans made. I will make plans days in advance and get an email saying that I have an hour long meeting the next day. It's frustrating. I feel like I can't live my life.

No. 608780

>>608774
Back when I used Facebook I saw a colleague posting one of these shitty "babies who aren't racist" photos and I thought it was exactly as suspicious as you. Same colleague who plainly asked my mixed-race colleague "where did you get your tan skin from" which my colleague politely answered, to her credit. Filed under: dubious

No. 608781

>>608774
How many normie basics do you have in your life

No. 608786

>>608776
I suffer from this too. If you're not comfortable asking that they give more notice, would you instead be okay with soft reminders that you have other work such as asking if they could reschedule a meeting later by an hour even though it doesn't actually help you or mentioning that you will reschedule something else to make time for their meeting, just to make them consider that you also have a schedule?
I don't get anything done because of endless meetings which don't even require me, I don't get it.

No. 608795

The only thing I like about social media is that I can spout whatever dumb shit that comes to my head to all my friends at once and if they don’t wanna reply they don’t have to. Sometimes I wanna talk to my friends but i don’t want them to feel obligated to reply to random texts about my poop or whatever. Sucks that a lot of people only care about looking good/impressing others on social media, it takes away all the fun

No. 608803

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I WANT A QUIZ THREAD WHERE I CAN NUMB THE PAIN BY TAKING DUMB QUIZZES TILL IT DOESN'T HURT NO MORE

No. 608805

>>608730
y’all are crazy, i would tongue punch this dudes asshole for hours

No. 608806

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My cousin looks just like the frontman of mgła. I can't tell him though because he isn't especially good looking. But I needed to tell someone so I'm telling y'all
>>608795
You are the best kind of social media user, I have a friend like that and I only visit facebook to see what crazy takes she posted

No. 608810

how are you guys dating and getting new bfs in these trying times i'm so jealous

No. 608811

anons i'm fucke dup on five dollar wine and i wanna post my poetry

you guys wanna read my poetry

No. 608812

>>608803
make one anon. the power is in ur hands

No. 608815

>>608811
I would love to anon

No. 608818

>>608811
Absolutely!

No. 608819

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No. 608820

>>608811
yes pls

No. 608821

File: 1597870852362.png (85.69 KB, 546x1238, leviathan.png)

>>608812
>>608815
>>608819
>>608820

okey anons

a lot of what i have saved is too personal but heress one about the end of the world. I wrote it a little over a year ago.

No. 608824

>>608821
i’m in love with you percy shelley anon

No. 608829

>>608821
that was really nice anon. Maybe I'm just too tired or not used to seeing that word but it feels like does and did are used too much

No. 608830

>>608821
Fuck this is good anon, no bullshit. I really like it and hope you'll post more

No. 608849

>>608821
Wanna go on a date where you can recite your poetry to me

No. 608850

>>608821
Beautiful, now do one about pixyteri

No. 608852

i am insanely attracted to a rock group's frontman's late 90's early 00's self. my fangirlness for him has risen back from its ashes and i can't stop obsessively watching their performances every day.

he's hot, his voice is hot, his attitude is hot.

he's gotten old now and people roast him for hitting the wall but when i look at him i think he's aged gracefully. maybe it's the simp within me talking

No. 608858

>>608730
My older brother turned into an unbearable human after he started going to the gym all the time. Our relationship is completely cold. I remember being about 14 and he would lecture me about not going to the gym with him and called me a waste of genetics. Every time I'd be in the kitchen he'd comment on what I ate ( I was 115 lbs). Everything he said was some sort of neg. He'd leave bodybuilding mags he'd get in the mail that had muscular women on them under my door. Now I cannot stand any of those types of men. It's like every conversation has to turn into some sort of social domination challenge.

No. 608859

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Does anyone have the screencaps of that moron instagram girl who rated her friend’s attractiveness and said her gf was ugly, and then she broke up with her? I think it was formatted with like, dangan rompa characters or something similarly revolting.

No. 608861

I'm getting my hair cut tomorrow, the first time since lockdown began. Anons, talk me out of chopping it all off and getting a mullet.

No. 608864

>>608858
Sounds like he wanted to make you fit and then fuck you

No. 608866

>>608861
My hair is so short right now, join me anon
Sorry

No. 608868

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No. 608869

>>608861
No, I love mullets. I’m actually getting my hair cut tomorrow for the first time in absolute ages too, finally shaving my undercut and not having two wildly different haircuts. Can’t wait to be bald and for you to have your mullet.

No. 608870

>>608859
I saw those screencaps on lolcow, I don't remember which thread tho

No. 608873

>>608859
it was fake, but if you still wanna enjoy the bait, it's on…social media hate thread or something? instagram hate? maybe an off topic twitter hate post?

No. 608874

File: 1597873850543.jpg (188.87 KB, 736x1104, 26f2f7bf496dfc328e0bc3e182ed84…)

Who wanna be like this with me???

Anyone…

No. 608882

>>608864
NTA but wtf is wrong w you anon

No. 608892

File: 1597875572391.jpg (30.83 KB, 640x853, 5.jpg)

>>608824
>>608830
>>608849
>>608850
ty anons. i was definitely trying to channel percy shelley/blake while writing this. i'm glad you guys like it.

>>608829
you're right anon I did use "did" and "does" a lot lol, it's an easy way to make a poem fit a certain rhythm (I attempted to write this poem in iambic pentameter). maybe one day i'll rewrite it to sound a little less amateurish.

No. 608897

i love supernatural romance and fantasizing but whenever there's a especies who has super sense I keep imagining that they will smell and hear my farts and I fart all the time and I get really ashemed and self consious

No. 608905

Retarded post incoming. I've always been a pussy around insects but it's getting a bit better with age it seems. As long as a spider is not on me or in my room I don't really care too much about them. It can chill out by the basement door if it wants.
Moths are worse. They're so unpredictable when they fly, I'm terrified they'll come at me and the big ones that make fluttery sounds freak me the fuck out still. Someone else has to help me with those terrorists.
I've gotten to the point in life now where I just don't have as much patience for my fear of them to drive me out of the room or get my mum to kill them so I'll often just kill them myself now. A huge crane fly came into the kitchen and I smacked that bitch to show it who's boss. This is my house, you fuck.

No. 608911

>>608905
me too anon!! if a spider is in the living room i will take it outside in a cup. bothers me when they come into my room though because that's my safe place.
but moths? the scariest motherfuckers alive. under ANY circumstance. i had a pantry moth infestation the other week and it was hell. i was sitting in my room one night w/ no lights on and one flew in front of my computer screen and i actually screamed out loud. that experience changed me.

No. 608924

>>608911
Yes, moths are just the absolute worst. I hate them so much. Damn, did you find the source of the infestation? Stuff like that is quite rare where I live since it's not very warm but the retards are attracted to light of course so if you leave the window open for 2 minutes there will be at least one bastard inside. Sometimes I'll hear one of the giant ones humping my fucking bedroom window which I keep religiously closed during the evening.

No. 608925

>>608905
After years of living alone I'm not as bad as I was before.. but every now and then I'll meet an absolute beast of a spider and my heart will pound like it used to lol

No. 608928

>>608874
i do anon

No. 608931

I can't tell if this guy is into me or I'm just an egoistical fuck who believes any man that's nice to me and gives me attention does it just because they like me.

No. 608936

I just had a huge craving for sugar and baked some mediocre cookies and ate 3 (along with some of the dough while I was making them) and now my stomach hurts. This isn't even the first time I've done this, I should just throw out my sugar so I can't bake sweets anymore.

No. 608944

is it just the discord servers that i'm in or are they full of desperate schizos who are constantly trying to be "popular," force stupid memes and inside jokes, way too horny, and fighting for attention? christ most of the people in this one server are like 25-27 and act like 12 year olds

No. 608945

>>608944
lol I am having the exact same experience in an art discord

No. 608947

>>608945
mine is a fucking animal crossing discord. it's hell. i would leave but it's also entertaining to see people slowly turn against each other kek

No. 608949

>>608852
Anon you MUST tell me who

No. 608950

I have a pad rash on my pussy and it was itching like hell and as soon as it stopped itching my mom squeezed my pussy and now it's itchy again

No. 608951

>>608950
>my mom squeezed my pussy
What?

No. 608952

>>608950
I didn’t know dumbass shit thread meant trolling like a 14 year old twitter user

No. 608953

>>608950
i am going to throw up.

No. 608954

>>608951
>>608953
Please don’t bite cheap b8

No. 608955

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No. 608957

I hate when I'm consulting sanic and he just says maybe. wtf was the point of asking you motherfucker

No. 608963

>>608957
ngl sanic kind of a faggot. someone make a thread on /snow/

No. 608965

I would really love to hear your opinions on this trailer (and I don't the rigth thread to post it, its just a trailer).

It's gross, but somehow I don't think the director is doing this movie to normalize pedophilia, but to show how it's already ingrained in our society. Almost 20 years ago (when i was in school) between the poor girls (me included), sexual talk and behaviour were the norm since 10 (or earlier). Wearing revealing clothes, going behind the gym with older boys before we even had tits, being groped and more, it was a frequent thing for girls from shitty and poor families. I can only imagine it has gotten way worse with social media.

tl,dr: i can relate to 11yo girls wanting to twerk in booty shorts, because if i could dance i would have done the same as them when i was that age and would have felt empowered.

No. 608975

>>608965
I'm not even part of the usual anti-scote brigade but I feel like the only sickening part about this is that men took part in creating it and will be allowed to watch it.

No. 608976

>>608965
Would probably be good in the /m/ film thread. Anyway

>I don't think the director is doing this movie to normalize pedophilia, but to show how it's already ingrained in our society


I think you're probably right, but the trailer felt like it was simplified down to, "Tradition = bad and repressive, sexualizing yourself = empowering." When in truth both of those things can be damaging, especially at a young age. Knowing the director is a woman with immigrant parents, I'm sure she'll try to outline the problems and misogyny present in each approach, but it's clear the subtext is lost on most audiences with all the comments saying how disgusting it is to see little girls sexualized (when that's the point).

No. 608978

>>608944
isn't that just discord in general

No. 608979

I wish I had friends

No. 608981

>>608975
I WISH men would watch movies like this, maybe then they'd understand and feel some empathy toward all the women they put down for being thots/sluts/overly sexual when they're like that because they've been groomed by society to objectify themselves because it's "cool" and "empowering."

No. 608984

>>608981
i wish. it sucks that men are also raised to put down women like that. socialization like just makes men and women talk past eachother on this kind of stuff, which is a shame. i feel like it's so easy to think that someone can just be retaught, when usually they can't, especially if they have no incentive. women just have more reason to wake up to this shit.

No. 608995

idk if this dude is those people who sounds mad when they talk louder or he was annoyed i couldn't hear him. stupid thing was he was talking to me while he was crumpling up packaging paper to throw away. i couldn't hear over that shit. it didn't sound he was talking louder, more like he yelled after i asked what and i just awkwardly laughed and said i couldn't hear.
and i don't get why people get pissed off when they talk to you when the place has a shit ton of machinery on. i can't hear shit and they get annoyed because i keep asking what.

No. 608999

>>608978
yeah, that's like, the point of the post

No. 609000

I hate when people do hauls and go "This was originally 200 dollars and I got it for 50! Isn't that a steal!"

Like, you realize you got it that cheap because no one else wanted it right? It's ugly as shit and you just bought it because it was designer.

No. 609006

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I read this and got annoyed. I can’t be the only gen z whos sick of makeup brands pretending to be woke and all the beauty yotubers arguing about which brands you should and shouldn’t support

No. 609007

I know someone who makes a huge deal about how much teenagers suck and will go out of their way to let you know they feel "ick" when they accidentally interact with minors online. Straight onion vibes right there.

No. 609008

>>609006
I hate fake woke brands as much as the next person but hopefully, this can lead to all types of brands (not just beauty brands) being placed under more scrutiny and forced to become more ethical as a result

No. 609012

>>607601
>>609007
sorry but why would any adult want to interact with a minor. The only minors I interact with are my cousins.

No. 609014

>>608965
perhaps this is me being cynical, but , based on this trailer, I doubt that this will have a nuanced message regarding how children being sexualized and it would invertedly endorse child grooming/sexualization

No. 609015

>>609012
Pretty much in the same boat but idk why he has to make a huge spectacle about it and make sure everyone definitely knows he hates teenagers.

No. 609016

>>609012
>Hello? 911? My mother just collapsed on the floor and-
>hey, kid, you sound pretty young…sorry, but I'm not comfortable talking to you

jokes aside, I agree to an extent

No. 609017

>>608803
ive been thinking about this alot lately please do us the favour and make it

No. 609026

>>608897
I know that feel, anon, I know that feel.

No. 609030

>>609006
kek agreed. who the hell is "demanding" it lol brands hopping on the bandwagon of wokeness are so annoying/clearly pandering and i dont really care about their political opinions, i just want a good product (ethically made too)

No. 609031

I never really got into the holidays or cared about giving gifts until I met my best friend and current group of friends. Now I truly genuinely get excited about buying gifts for people because I love seeing their reactions.

Last year I slept over at one of my friend’s house for Christmas and New Years, watching Netflix and playing board games and just having fun. I’m sad I won’t be able to do that this year. My parents never really celebrate any holidays at all, which is fine, but it makes me feel a little left out to not be able to enjoy the festivities like everyone else is with their families (and even it I try to get my parents to enjoy it, they just don’t care about celebrating lol).

No. 609039

>>608205
post your pic hun.

No. 609043

>>608205
>>609039

i'm canadian but the only time i've seen people say this they're
1)American
2)Fat and using it as a cope
as another anon said she's Polish anyway.

No. 609047

I've probably posted this like 5 times and forgotten about it but ever since COVID left me unemployed all I do is get blackout drunk and rewatch Star Trek

Tbh I don't need anything more in life and if I die sprawled out in bed on Netflix so it goes

No. 609050

>>609006
>>609030
I can already tell by the shitty font this is a NYT article.

No. 609055

>>609043
>Fat and using it as a cope
Isn't the UK one of the world's fattest countries, kek?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Obesity_in_the_United_Kingdom
>For England alone, Public Health England published data in May 2017 indicating that 63.8% of adults in England have a body mass index (BMI) of 25 or over with the most overweight region being the North East, where 68% of people are overweight, followed by the West Midlands at 65.7%

No. 609056

File: 1597891660591.jpg (26.4 KB, 528x342, oihuigyuv.JPG)

WHY CAN'T I BE PRETTYY
not for a relationship or anything I just wanna be pretty for myself and it kills my soul every time I see myself.

No. 609059

>>609055
Americans have no business calling brits ugly and vice versa,

What I will say though is that a lot of brits make themselves look ugly because of their harsh makeup style, obsession with bleached hair or extremely dark hair, and shitty tans. I've never seen such shitty looks come out of any other country in europe or north america. Just the UK

No. 609063

>>609055
shush up boigar you've still got the whole of europe beat
>>609059
this is true the makeup is fucking awful in the uk. I will east eastern europe has some god awful styles though. americans are naturally ugly because they're all dying of treatable illnesses.

No. 609067

>>609059
I seriously believe America and the UK are birds of a feather, I don't get why they even argue. America only has anything good because it's being culturally held up by literally all the people they used to bash as "not valid" (and still do).
To be honest, I can't even remember the last time they put out anything fashionable. They were killing the game back when people were dressing like this, and it's just been downhill ever since.
Actually, there was also Vivienne Westwood, the "punk" scene as a whole and some musicians like Strawberry Switchblade and David Bowie. Then they died. Not sure what happened.

>>609063
I'm not American lmao, seethe harder britfat

No. 609068

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>>609067
>tfw I dropped my pic reposting too fast
Also, by "they" I meant the UK in that post.

No. 609073

Just saw a post in the anti-milk thread that reminded me of the horrors of working in retail.

I worked in frozen yogurt shop for a few months and got a phone call during rush hour from a girl.

>Hi, I just got out of work, I'm walking with my boyfriend right now

>ok?
>Yesterday I came to your store and got frozen yogurt and I really didn't like it
> I'm sorry to hear that
> I was wondering if I could come in right now since I'm a block away and get some for free
> no sorry
> But I really didn't enjoy my icecream
> If you didn't enjoy it, you should have came back with it immediately still fully intact and only then requested a replacement. Even then, I still wouldn't give you one considering we have sample cups available for you to try the different flavors before purchasing. You can't call in a whole entire day later asking for free icecream, especially when I don't know who you are or if you even bought icecream to begin with.
> That's fine, I'll never come to your store again
> you do you, I get paid no matter what.




I hate people.

No. 609079

>>609067
We are a lot alike.

I love being in the UK. You guys have the best trash tv, delicious strong tea, and my favorite places to shop whenever I am in London. I miss it so much.

I am eagerly awaiting the day I can finally get the fuck out of the US and go back to Europe and the UK.

No. 609082

all the cows i used to like are fucking boring now. idgaf about boring online nudes and lewds.

No. 609083

>>609067
shut up fatty

No. 609084

>>609082
until COVID and quarantine is over all the milk we can have is nudes/lewds or old stuff resurfacing.

No. 609086

>>609067
you may not be American but your reading comprehension is on par with them

No. 609089

Am I suppose to be flattered when someone likes super old selfies of me at 11:30 at night?? Go do something ffs

No. 609091

Does anyone have that "I hate amy schumer that WHITE bitch" tweet
Can't find it by googling

No. 609098

White Americans are fugly but British people are worse. They have no chins, small round heads, slit eyes or weird bulgers. No way around it. They uggo. Not fat, no cope. All facts

No. 609099

>>609086
>>609083
Uh-huh. Be sure to lay off the fish and chips, loves.

No. 609102

>>609098
You're correct anon we get a lot of british tourists in my country and I've yet to meet an attractive one

No. 609103

File: 1597895674956.jpeg (5.67 KB, 259x194, chip butty.jpeg)

>>609098
On top of all that, I will forever meme on any people who have the nerve to eat this shit unironically.
There is no defense. Anyone who likes this was simply born to be a peasant, and should be treated as such. I don't care how many bonganons come at me with "n-no u, u must be american n dumb!!".

No. 609104

can you bitches go back to arguing about applebees? this is retarded

No. 609105

File: 1597895890095.jpg (48.12 KB, 399x640, f1fb3fcab65bdd6bdccede77df3ddd…)

>>609104
Come on, let us have a little fun.

No. 609106

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No. 609108

>>609104
this isn't the /abg/ silly boots!

No. 609111

File: 1597896922898.jpeg (63.9 KB, 1080x646, EakXUZZWoAQBl8h.jpeg)

>>609108
ahh my bad! see you ladies over there, maybe someone wanna split some apps with me?

No. 609117

File: 1597899576751.jpeg (58.58 KB, 640x640, 1596116825298.jpeg)


No. 609129

I was sobbing my heart out thinking no one could hear me when my dad came into my room to see what was wrong. He kept asking me and I wouldn't respond because 1.Don't want to drop a depression bomb on him 2. Too busy sobbing to catch my breath.

So he decides the next course of action is to start guessing. his first guess was
"are you thinking about how I'm going to die one day", I deadass stopped crying and went "The hell?"

I love my dad and yes, I hate that he's going to die one day, but like why would you assume that's what I was crying so hard about? That's kind of conceited.

No. 609131

>>609129
at least he's not assuming you're crying about a boy/breakup/fight or something. if he's going to assume something, it's not the worst.

No. 609143

i am drunk AMA

No. 609145

>>609143
What did you drink tonight? I found a lone black cherry white claw in the back of my fridge.

No. 609150

>>609145
vodka + blue gatorade + blue koolaid, with some pain meds to chill me out a bit more

No. 609151

File: 1597903260002.jpeg (608.54 KB, 828x1372, 88474A99-6260-40C3-A3B0-74536A…)

They seem so disappointed.

No. 609152

When I was a teenager my mom got pissy and put a password on the family computer (remember those???) She went out for a bit so I tried a couple passwords to see if I could get in and nothing. I was so mad that I just wrote fuckyou and turns out it was correct kek.

No. 609155

>>609143
Are you living a meaningful life?

No. 609160

>>609155
the fuck do you think

No. 609176

>>609151
put them back in the dark. california does not deserve electricity.

No. 609183

I just found my crush's twitter and read all his old cringey tweets and found out he collects lewd anime figures…my crush is totally gone and I feel so liberated wow.

No. 609193

Having a celebrity who looks a lot like you is the fucking best. That way you always know what makeup styles and what haircuts will look good on you before you even attempt them.

No. 609197

>>609193
what celebrity do you look like, anon?

No. 609208

>>609197
Barbara Palvin. Same eyes (different color though), eyebrows, nose, smile, and body shape. She's not an actress or a singer though so most people don't know who she is so its not as cool as looking like Taylor Swift or Mila Kunis or someone like that.

No. 609211

>>609208
girl barbara palvin is like an A-list celeb. most people here know her. plus she's dating cole sprouse i think.
honestly if you look like her why even bother with makeup. you got some good genes

No. 609226

File: 1597914833340.jpeg (423.19 KB, 2000x1000, 18DD8CAC-9CC9-43CB-A5C9-7BD61B…)

Does right mean pleasure seeker or addicted to injecting cooking oil in lips?

No. 609233

>>609226
"means pleasure seeker" is the kindest way they could say "lips prepared to look for dicks to suck"

No. 609234

>>608866
>>608869
You're absolutely right, we're in this together. Godspeed to you anons, good luck with your hair journey.

No. 609235

File: 1597916125082.jpeg (91.83 KB, 749x744, 4141C924-8132-4C18-A71C-611B50…)

I just heard a very loud crash coming from my living room follow by some quieter sounds. I live alone and it’s 5 am and I just locked my door and ignored it but now I can’t sleep. I at least hope it’s a friendly demon/poltergeist.

No. 609237

>>609235
I hope it's anything but an intruder, stay safe anon.

No. 609238

>>609235
was it something that fell and rolled onto the floor? it's 5am where i am too and it's pretty bright out.

No. 609240

I shaved my coochie and it's so fucking ugly without the neatly trimmed pubes on it
Never again

No. 609243

>>608874
That one sock showing up above her boot is genius

No. 609248

The word pussy grosses me out so much. All the names for female genitalia are terrible.

No. 609258


No. 609261

>>609248
say what you want but nothing will ever be as cringe as the word "moist"

No. 609270

>>609237
Thank you anon, I checked and thankfully no intruder.
>>609238
Nope didn’t see anything out of place which is weird. Normally the sun doesn’t come up here till 6 but it’s also storming like crazy so it’s still pretty dark out. Haven’t ruled out demon.

No. 609279

Somebody forcibly remove me from this site

No. 609285

>>609248
>>609261
>Moist pussylips

No. 609286

>>609261

unpopular opinion probably, but i've never had a problem with the word moist. i guess it someone was using it to refer to a vagina yeah that's icky but i don't think the word in itself is gross. there's a lot worse words out there

No. 609287

>>609270
enjoy your new ghost friend! also i live on the coast so it's probably brighter here.

No. 609292

Celebricows is one of the worst threads on /ot/.

No. 609294

>>609292
Not when the artist salt threads exist.

No. 609310

I kind of want to make a 'What cow are you?' quiz on uquiz. Would people be interested in that..?

No. 609311

>>609310
I would be, only because I'm interested to see who I get, lmao.

No. 609316

>>609310
make it anon!!

No. 609318

>>609310
yes pls

No. 609321

>>609310
Oh my god please, I want to get Shayna just bc she’s my favorite cow kekkkkk

No. 609336

>>609310
Do it faggot

No. 609344

>>609310
Yes please! I'll love you forever

No. 609345

File: 1597927589892.jpg (Spoiler Image,191.17 KB, 599x960, tiuuqunhc3i51.jpg)

I saw this on reddit, god I wish this were me.

No. 609353

>>609248
strong agree. stupid but i try to avoid saying a those words when referring to vagina (even avoid vagina) idk i am not crazy about any of them so i just say “down there” kek

No. 609354

>>609345
This is legitimately what me and 2 of my girlfriends are trying to figure out how to do, taking notes.

No. 609355

>>609354
Awesome!! Good luck

No. 609357

File: 1597929248850.png (20.97 KB, 137x157, BBB6B170-A413-4473-84DD-AE5C18…)

Uh oh…… UH OH

No. 609366

I really am not looking forward to college next week. We can't go on campus anyway, but it has been nice not having to stress out about studies this entire year since my one class during the winter craze was just "write some shit on our class bubble and fuck off, here's your a for existing". I also am not excited about the day when you will have to go back on campus for classes.

I thought I would miss the "experience", but I haven't. I don't know how some of my family went and got phD's and shit, I wish I had their commitment but at this point all I want is my bachelor's and gtfo. I realize now that I used to use my studies as a coping mechanism for depression, and now that I've actually had to deal with my problems because of quarantine, I want to try doing other things.

No. 609375

File: 1597931749770.jpg (149.48 KB, 1080x1217, IMG_20200629_135851.jpg)

I ordered some facemasks because I have been using the same shitty surgical mask for… way too long now but the order got delayed. I'm angry, anons.

No. 609377

>>609235
I had this yesterday, my cat freaked out like never before, had portable ac on, turn it off, hear the noise second time, scared shittles. I went downstairs to grab a knife.
I spent next two hours scared and every 10-20 min repeatedly opening bigger spaces with a stabbing motion while trembling and feeling like puking.
I'm ashamed of my paranoia but my cat freaking out more than me equals business to me.

No. 609378

>>609235
Also stay alive anon.

No. 609380

File: 1597932169913.jpg (25.56 KB, 375x500, 41DdzB2cw0L.jpg)

Bought these thinking they'd be so delicious, finally tried them and was genuinely excited and they're gross. I'm not a picky eater, but they are legitimately icky and I don't know what to do with them now. I'm definitely not going to eat any more of them. I'm disappointed, guys.

No. 609382

No Scene thread in /m/ why??

No. 609388

>>609382
Be the change you want to see in the world and make one anon

No. 609394

>>609382
Please do, I've been watching Snog, Marry, Avoid on YT and it's so many british scene-esque queens and it's a train wreck. We love to see it.

No. 609396

>>609380
en svensk anon?

invite a friend or family member over for fika and treat them those cookies, then before they leave you sneak the remaining pack in their bag, they get a nice surprise when they get home and you get rid of those cookies you hate, everyone happy

No. 609399

>>609394
>>609388
please don't

No. 609408

>>609396
Jag tror att these are just sold @ IKEA internationally. I think you can get them at IKEA here in Germany as well.

No. 609421

>>609408
oof didn’t notice the ikea label, my bad

No. 609433

I had a dream last night where I tried to flirt with St Vincent after she did a small performance in some cafe and she intially talked in a flirtatious way when I started off just talking as a fan, but as I realised I might have a chance I started to flirt back and she began to act disinterested while still basking in me flirting with her.

I felt painfully awkward but didn't want to give up because I had that chance and maybe if I said the right thing she'd like me again. So I kept trying to flirt and I'd get a "hmm" and some small morsel back to continue, then I woke up deflated and unsatisfied. I feel like a scrote lmao.

No. 609434

>>609380
You shut your mouth and send them to me

No. 609441

>>609345
fuck, that’s goals

No. 609442

File: 1597935882268.jpg (190.27 KB, 599x826, cuties.jpg)

what the fuck is this pedo bs

No. 609444

>>609442
Their faces look so uncomfortable. Is this a real thing? Some dancing sbow?

No. 609456

>>609442
I read about this, and apparantly it is a movie about hyper sexualization of girls. It is not supposed to pander to pedos, but the opposite. But idk, I didn't watch it, and if it shows girls in this way, I don't think pedos will care that the movie says "fuck pedos", they will just watch it with the sound off

No. 609459

File: 1597936985878.png (206.21 KB, 719x532, wtf.png)

>>609444
Worse!!

No. 609460

>>609459
How bad it is kinda depends on if the movie is critical of hypersexualisation of minors or not

No. 609467

>>609442
>>609456
This genuinely makes me want to die.

>>609460
I agree. It's one of those really difficult topics to cover that's important to highlight, but bc it involves children who are incredibly vulnerable, even if it's critical, it's still shown and hard to watch. I'm sure it will be critical, but adults, including male adults, were still involved, and that scares me.

No. 609472

I always feel so happy starting a thread on ot and seeing anons use it for their posts. It's nice.

No. 609477

>>609460
Why'd they go with this promo poster though… maybe to be more hard hitting? It is just uneasy to look at.

No. 609484

Just randomly thought about the old deviantart-days and this friend of mine on there who got obsessed about the Cars franchise, made her own Cars original characters where one was a sexy police car, and she would draw questionable pictures of that car being mounted by a bigger car.

She also joined a roleplay group on there. I remember being strangely fascinated by all these weirdos getting off on possibly the dumbest movies Disney ever made, lol.

No. 609493

File: 1597939123931.jpeg (27.96 KB, 253x275, 9B3F0AE3-1B2D-47A3-9623-42F0EA…)

every morning that i dont have to be at work my cat will come and cuddle with me in bed for a while. she’s so sweet and purrs so loud. i really hit the jackpot when i adopted her

No. 609495

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No. 609523

File: 1597941208277.png (194.86 KB, 270x360, ef1n5xoxgaemejf.png)

>>609460
>>609467
Pic related is the French poster (as opposed to the more sexual US one) - still doesn't change the contents of the movie though. If they wanted to shed light on hypersexualisation of minors, they'd do a documentary with a more serious tone and a straightforward message - they'd have to change the whole fucking presentation of the movie. Because why would you say it's "social commentary" when you're going to put the audience through an hour of 11 year old GIRLS dancing/posing "sensually" (eugh). Even though the director of this is a woman, I have high doubts that it's going to be some critique of modern society, and more so just softcore CP trying to get through society's moral cracks - the whole social critique thing is a fucking charade. There's no way they didn't know what they were doing with this.
Get me off this gay ass Earth, I don't want to even see whats coming for us in 10 years.

No. 609533

i hate when my cat licks my hair so i push him everytime he does it but i dont wanna hurt his feelings so i sometimes let him lick my eyebrows :( ugh im sorry baby i swear i love you its just that i dont want cat saliva on my hair

No. 609546

File: 1597942494041.jpg (80.33 KB, 630x631, 1l51arrjay851.jpg)

I played Warframe last night, farmed for hours for a quest, now my wrist hurts like shit, even if i do small things like lifting shit up etc. or just moving my hand, i might have gotten myself carpal tunnel syndrome.

i fucking hate myself now

No. 609548

>>609523
Oh it's a French movie? Then it's probably way worse lol

No. 609552

>>609523
Knowing how French films usually are, the scenes with the girls will probably be made in a hyper realistic way, meaning it'll be horrifying to watch for anyone but pedophiles.

No. 609558

>>609442
>>609456
>let's show how disgusting sexualization of girls is by…sexualizing young girls

No. 609563

>>609533
My cat wakes me while have pills for insomnia.

I attacked my boyfriend because he woke me up at the same time i was defending myself against someone coming through my window with a knife and i just said sorry and moved on.

Lightly pushed away my kitty in similar situation last week, feel like i failed her as a caretaker.

No. 609580

Why did I think it was a good idea to drop over $400 on getting my hair dyed purple. I mean I look like a bad bitch but DAMN

No. 609603

>>609580
How did it cost that much?

No. 609604

>>609580
Purple is literally one of the easiest colours to dye at home so idk why anyone would spend so much money on it. At least you can refresh the colour at home.

No. 609610

>>609580
yeah, especially if you had bleaching done too, there's literally no reason to risk and do amateurish work at home that will ruin your hair if only you have money. No idea what's a normal pricing standard for something like this in USA, but in my country where minimal hourly wage is a bit below $4 dying my hair with bleaching costs me about $100 so maybe it's just slightly overpriced.

No. 609619

>>609604
>>609603
I have dyed black hair so they had to do a lot of bleaching to even have the purple stick. That’s why it cost so much, plus it was in a higher end salon.

No. 609650

>>609619
lmao you got played. enjoy your fast fading straw after the tons of surface moisturizers wear off. any salon worth their salt wouldn't pull black dye and then re-dye it.

No. 609655

lucky i found a quarter in the vending machine because that shit cheated me 20 cents.

No. 609656

I make picrews that look as close as possible to me, assemble the outfit, and look for identical clothes to then wear the outfit in real life.
Am I autistic?

No. 609661

>>609650
Damn b why u gotta be all rude? Just let me enjoy my danger hair

No. 609662

>>609656
No you're just a fashion lover, have some confidence. I'm still looking for leather braces so I can look like that one picrew with braces over a flowery blouse.

No. 609665

>>609661
Aw, did they at least strip (is that the right word?) the black out before bleaching it? Never dye your hair black again, especially not w a box dye! It's tough to get out. If they used Olaplex and spent plenty of time on it, yeah, $400 is still pretty nuts (I have Asian thick, black hair and spent like 6 hours in a chair to get ombred to silver for under $300), but enjoy your hair that's surely prettier and healthier than it would've been had you done it at home!!!

No. 609666

>>609495
This reaction cracked me up. Same.

No. 609670

thinking about lolcow.brothel

No. 609671

>>609248
What do you ladies use to refer to it while having sex? I tried using 'pussy' a few times but it always made us feel silly and giggle, while 'cunt' just makes me want to die immediately afterwards

No. 609673

>>609671
I just ask men not to talk during sex.

No. 609678

>>609671
I've never really found myself needing to use a word for it. I'll say that I want to fuck or I'll tell a guy I want to be eaten out but I don't do dirty talk (too cringy imo) so I've never had to think about it

No. 609681

>>609656
Some of those picrew games are awesome, I wish I could get some of the clothes and hairstyles I pic when making icons.

No. 609689

>>609673
Luckily me and my guy don't talk very much, but sometimes I like to whisper things in the heat of the moment

>>609678
That's reassuring. I guess I'll just keep doing what I've always did– referring to it as myself, ex "I'm milking you," "I'm really wet," etc.

No. 609694

Some moid told me to go make him a sandwich then said women don't deserve rights so I made fun of his country for being poor and my dumbass friends keep telling me I'm privileged and toxic kek I'm so done

No. 609695

File: 1597952516541.png (84.93 KB, 730x490, i am.png)

>>609689
>I'm milking you

No. 609703

>>609689
'Milking you' makes me think of prostate milking, isn't that what it usually means? Ass fingering to stim the p spot and empty it..

No. 609704

>>609671
I use "pussy," but I'm weird and think it's kinda cute.

No. 609706


No. 609709

File: 1597953298592.png (780.45 KB, 639x800, IMG_4575.PNG)

>>609442
I think movies that try to deal with themes such as the sexualisation of children should use the medium of animation instead of live action since ,although it'll lessen the shock factor, it will at least ensure the safety of the child actors. I bet that, once this movie comes out, a bunch of pedos will start stalking and grooming the actresses

No. 609711

>>609671
i wouldn't mind saying dirty stuff and referring to it as pussy, cunt etc in english. i think it's kinda hot. but in my native language dirty talk sounds very cringy (more insulting than sexy)

No. 609716

>>609703
Ew no, that sounds like poking a pimple..
I use it to mean squeezing the cum outta him with my grade A vagina

No. 609719

>>609711
Same. In my native language, it's all kinda rude and insulting. Crass words for male genitalia aren't AS bad, but they are still cringey. I seriously hate dirty talk in my own tongue.

No. 609723

>>609671
I love both pussy and cunt in all honestly. I think saying vagina during sex is a little too proper lol.

No. 609725

>>609716
I've only ever seen 'milking' in the title of pegging porn

No. 609736

Staying on the subject of porn, I just watched one where the woman had a tattoo of her baby sons footprint along with his name and his date of birth… all that info just out there in a porno.. distracting and fucking weird

No. 609737

God, I hope that anon comes through with the which cow are you quiz… I'm actually really interested.

No. 609742

>turns fan on
too cold
>turns fan off
too hot
Why am I like this?

No. 609745

>>609279
Use leech block

No. 609765

i want to be more eco friendly and maybe even strive close to being zero waste, i really need to sew my own bags or buy reusable ones for produce
ive been thinking about this for a while but i couldnt do it since i lived with my family that uses lots of plastic. most of what i buy comes in glass or cardboard boxes and a large majority of my clothes are from resell sites so far

No. 609771

>>609279
just do what another anon did. Confess that you are male. Done.

No. 609773

File: 1597956741444.jpg (40.17 KB, 720x405, FB_IMG_1596352654673.jpg)

I am trying for a scholarship in Japan and although I am usually cool with this, from times to times my anxiety flares up and now it's one of those times

I hope my research project is good enough (At least it's taking shape)

No. 609775

>>609736
Sometimes I just can’t help but notice weird details as well, which is why I haven’t been able to get turned on by porn at all, specially after the whole situation with pornhub, it made me self-conscious about them.

No. 609791

>>609765
Join your local Buy Nothing group on Facebook, anon. People are always giving away shopping bags.

No. 609795

File: 1597957994065.png (1.19 MB, 1200x628, brittani-disorder-smothered-15…)

Was watching smothered on tlc, thinking this girl brittani came off like an actual tard, I understand she had some condition that made her the size of a 11yo at 5yo or some shit but she reminds me of Drew Barrymore in that movie where she tries to go undercover as a teenager. Got to googling and on her ig she seems so much different. What the fuck, are you autistic or not for fucks sake.

No. 609797

>>609310
Yeeees and make that quiz thread because I suck at making them

No. 609836

File: 1597960842510.jpeg (128.4 KB, 828x374, F95218BD-6D50-4167-8DD1-AE143B…)

>30 dudes

Is that even humanely possible? This story is still developing so details might change.

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-middle-east-53851825

No. 609839

>>609836
Israel is a haven for pedos and rapists so i'm not surprised

No. 609846

>>609836
Another dumb question, but have anyone been friends or dating a man from Israel? Do they have good rep? So far I knew only one guy from there and he's been smoking weed all the time and had anger issues. Just curious tbh.

No. 609852

>>609795
Is it bad that when I watch Smothered I actually feel kinda envious because my mom never hugged me or said she loved me?
Anyways that chick is def aspergic.

No. 609853

>>609839
What do you mean? I thought they were a first world country?

No. 609856

>>609345
That sounds lovely. If I had single friends, I'd do this in an instant.

No. 609858

>>609773
Good luck anon!!!! I believe in you!!

No. 609863

Had a teen burger from A&W for the first time in years. They're so fucking good anons.

No. 609867

>>609852
I do get where you're coming from but majority of these people are fucked in the head due to the smothering. Your mom doesn't know what she's missing, sending sisterly kisses to you anon.

No. 609870

File: 1597963684554.png (100.45 KB, 246x246, 1587433460118.png)

I was talking to this guy on an app and he sent me a picture of shuwu and captioned it as "OMG I found your twin! [surprised emoji]" and I don't know if I should just end it all right now.

No. 609871

>>609870
Shoe is cute you’re fine

No. 609897

File: 1597967028821.jpeg (103.26 KB, 750x1334, DJAMXHEUMAAsevj.jpeg)

My friend gets so butthurt that i find pic related attractive and not him, kek. His ego is over the moon.

No. 609905

>>609897
Idk who that is but he looks like the “non-binary” girl I went to high school with

No. 609916

Sometimes after I'm done masturbatin I like to leave the vibrator on and listen to I'm God by clams Casino on repeat and just hover on this mental and physical high

No. 609932

>>609552
I don't trust French media at all. It's a country where the incestual creep Serge Gainsbourg became a superstar after all. sorry frenchfags, please educate me if needed

No. 609937

>>609897
It’s a friendly, Tom Hollandesque look. As long as he’s nice I’m sure it is cute!

No. 609940

Im gonna sound like a hippie, but just wanted to say, appreciate the small things in life. People say this all the time but I don't think we really apply it to our daily life. Life is awful sometimes, but it's so nice to have the simple and beautiful things to ground you, ya'know? Like, I just ate some really good grapes and I'm glad about it. Yeah they're just grapes, but I'm glad I got to experience eating those grapes. Or the stray cats and the really big tree in my yard. I like being able to just look outside and see all the cool and beautiful shit out there. There's a whole ecosystem around my fucking house.

I didn't choose to be here, but I am, so I might as well just enjoy all this stuff. And be grateful I can enjoy it.

No. 609943

File: 1597972333777.png (6.39 MB, 4543x1903, my girlfriend broke up with me…)

>>608859
I gotchu fam

No. 609945

My boss said my friend cuts herself because she's am emotional teenage girl looking for attention and using her scars to manipulate people

She's a 22 yr old EMT who rescued three kids after a school shooting and later got PTSD from it. I hate men

When women have mental health issues they're attention whores and manipulative when men have mental health issues they're heros and we should all respect them

No. 609947

>>609897
Scott the Woz is high tier cute nerdy white guy aesthetics

No. 609948

>>609945
I am so sorry for your friend but has this exact post been posted before or is my brain finally rotting away? i've seen so many odd duplicate posts including my own this summer i am getting kinda weird about it

No. 609950

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>>609940
I feel you, anon. Quarantine has really opened my eyes to the Earth. It's pretty cool to know things are just living their lives. Birds being birds. Plants not knowing what taxes are. Look at this heron right next to my (former) workplace!

Hilariously, I can take half an hour to eat a sandwich now when I used to inhale them. Food is good. I really hope that when I get back to work, I can keep this mindset up.

No. 609952

>>609948
Wait, are you saying someone duplicated and reposted something you’ve said? I’ve had the exact thing happen! I thought it was some bizarre avant-garde form of autist echolalia…

No. 609958

>>609952
Yes! And at least two of them were pretty old actually, I was about to reply and realised that shit was mine, and quite dark at that. For most part, I've noticed it's usually either very short ones or kinds that have kind of a reddit spacing. But like why?

No. 609971

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>>609958
ntayrt but maybe an internet creep is hoping to lure an anon into an offsite friendship after striking up a conversation. less sinisterly it could be someone worried the site is slowing down and wants to keep content and conversations rolling so they recycle old posts and keep the front page alive.

No. 609974

>>609971
I thought it was a weird bot thing maybe, but I’ve never really found a theory that made sense to me. I just don’t see the point. Kind of odd.

No. 609990

>>609948
This is the first time I made a post like that because it recently happened. Similar occurrences are common but I haven't seen other posts like mine

No. 609999

File: 1597977979814.jpg (47.21 KB, 500x703, tumblr_02bb8ecebc642e7a44087d5…)

>reports post
>realize i misread the post and it doesn't actually break any rules
I'm sure I'm not the only person who's done this, but sorry farmhands.

No. 610000

My bf is very dumb. He bought and fed our cat a brand of treats that make him insanely annoying and food driven. I love my cat but I have to feed him bland stuff or else he goes bonkers and doesn't want to do anything else but eat. He only fed him them the once so hopefully it doesn't take months to curb this behaviour again…

No. 610002

File: 1597978277553.gif (4.31 MB, 249x332, june-is-bugging-39.gif)

>>609858

Thank you so much, anon! I'm absorbing your positive waves

No. 610006

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>>609947
Indeed. His personality is so cute too, when he's out of character he's an adorable dorky guy with a lot of passion for games/film making. My friend can keep seething because he will never reach his level of cuteness.

No. 610017

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>tfw you will never be considered the queen of MySpace or anything like that.

No. 610019

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No. 610021

>>610019
Tartar sauce always needs pickles/relish.

No. 610024

>>610021
The kind I like to buy from the store has dill and capers. Do adding little pickle pieces make much a difference?

No. 610092

>>610024
I think it's more of a textural thing. I prefer pickles in my tartar sauce but I also like tzatziki

No. 610145

File: 1597985931881.png (1.87 MB, 1842x1194, bbf.png)

I hate when companies translate "tanuki" as "raccoon." They're not raccoons, they're canines. They're brown and their tails aren't striped, just darker at one end. Imagine how retarded it would be if other countries translated "bison" into their word for "bovine," because they thought children were too retarded to deal with leaning about a new animal.

No. 610148

Does anyone have a hard time being "sexy?" Or believing someone finds you sexy? So many times I will crack a joke during a hot or intimate moment because I am an insecure dumbass. Kek some dude was really into my thighs and was telling me how soft they felt while squeezing them and I fucking replied "it's covid atrophy"

No. 610149

>>610145
ok furry

No. 610162

>>610148
I’d say just try to gauge appropriateness. If you’re really invested in whoever you are hooking up with sexually, ease up on the wisecracking a little. It helps build sexual tension. Obviously if your goal isn’t to be sexy it doesn’t matter, but if you’re actively trying to be less goofy you really have to avoid deflection like that when someone is trying to touch you/ compliment/ fuck you

No. 610170

I love everyone so much. I just want to hold hands in a giant circle with all of you. We could run around and dance and listen to music on the beach

No. 610174

>>610145
This whole time I thought they were raccoons, holy shit tanuki are CUTE

No. 610176

>>610149
Okay, I guess I'll call you a chimp now because apparently the difference between animals is something only degenerate furries care about.

No. 610181

>>610170
I wish I could bake a cake filled with rainbows and smiles and everyone would eat and be happy

No. 610182

>>610145
so they're raccoon donut steel re-colors

No. 610185

Scouse and Birmingham accents are music to my ears. What lovely calming voices those people have

No. 610187

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>>610182
No, they're dogs. They're more closely related to domestic dogs than to raccoons. What kind of tall-ass raccoon has legs like this?

No. 610190

>>610187
yeah well what kind of dog has a head like that? checkmate scientists

No. 610191

>>610187
er,raccoons and dogs are still somewhat related, raccoons are just more closely related to bears.

No. 610194

>>610181
I want too, and everyone can have a nice badge with a smiley on it

No. 610197

>>610194
this reminded me of when i was a kid and walmart employees would give you the little yellow smiley face sticker when you walked in… what changed?

No. 610200

just remember that when people start citing scientific research/studies/articles, literally any topic will have something to agree with whatever argument. so scientific writings don't make something correct or not.

No. 610204

>>610200
Bless you anon.

No. 610205

>>609836
This is fucking me up anons i'm legit horrified god fuck i hope all rapists drop dead, can you imagine? Like 30% of men at least will be dead

No. 610208

File: 1597990278710.png (40.66 KB, 473x486, 0xcb3392c0b41.png)

>>610145
>tom nook
>tanuki
oh…oh i'm DUMB dumb…

No. 610209

>>610204
love you bb. whenever i doubt myself i remember the crazy shit that people believe and how it has tons of writings to "back it up" even insane things like holistic medicine and energy healing.

No. 610210

>>609846
the only guy i know from there draft dodged but is disgustingly patriotic and abuses his libfem gf.

No. 610211

I've been living next to my next door neighbors for 15 years, and it just hit me that I have never seen them walk any of their dogs. It makes me so sad, they just bark aggressively in the yard all day long. I wish there was something I could do.

No. 610268

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I want a cute apron for cooking and cleaning

No. 610277

>>610268
Aprons are amazing, I don't ruin my cloths while doing the dishes anymore. But get one with pockets!

No. 610287

File: 1597997056289.jpeg (260.44 KB, 2400x2400, BEC6C91A-8A9E-42D2-863E-0BB44E…)

The red ones taste like cotton candy

No. 610293

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Looks strangely familiar…

No. 610294

>>610293
Th-thirty two inch waist sama… is that you???

No. 610352

>>609932

No education needed, our media culture is actually shit. Serge Gainsbourg was a drunken creep allowed on national television to insult a singer and call her a slut to her face so.

We have so many television people that are horrible that they are memes. For example Cyril Hanouna who has his own show where he just makes fun of his own co hosts, there's Zemmour who is everywhere and is basically Alex Jones but cynical, Alain Finklekraut who is basically so hated someone literally screamed at him on the street to throw himself in the river, the Balkany stories (rich old people that embezzled a lot of money, got to jail for it, said he was too sick for jail, and proceeded to danced in front of the prison when he got released) (his wife had also a Cambodian "masseur" in her bureau who she called "rice grain")

France has a loooot of trainwrecks.

No. 610375

>>609932
Usually, stereotypically, French people aren't quick to cancel anyone, especially artists, for any private life reasons. Hell my mother's still big fan of a musician who murdered his own wife.

No. 610384

>>610375
I'm gonna cancel your mom

No. 610397

>>610384
Her reasoning is that he went to prison thus payed his debt to society, and that he's a musician not someone she likes for his morality.

I think her reasoning is common in France: celebs and politicians aren't seen as moral examples or held as morally good people. So they can basically do whatever.

No. 610405

>>610397
Ok I understand applying that logic to celebs but it seems weird to extend that to politicians

No. 610423

>>610293
Was having super long orangutan arms considered beautiful in the 1700s?

No. 610424

>have been waiting for fall weather to come because i fucking love autumn and this summer has been unbearably hot
>temperature finally drops yesterday, today officially feels like fall - air is crisp and cold
>shivering as i bundle myself up in sweaters and blankets because this year there was zero transition from hot-as-fuck-why-is-it-105-degrees-in-august, sahara-tier weather to pumpkin farm weather and my body is shocked
i just want to enjoy fall dammit

No. 610425

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I was reading about that "Cuties" film that's been so controversial recently (I haven't seen it) and found out that the most prominent organization urging for film's removal is the "Parents Television Counsel." Obviously, that piqued my interest, so I checked out their Wikipedia article…

>The Parents Television Council (PTC) is a United States-based advocacy group founded by Christian activist L. Brent Bozell III in 1995.

>PTC was founded in 1995 by longtime political activist L. Brent Bozell III. Bozell is a prominent conservative activist who has, among other things, served as Executive Director of the Conservative Victory Committee, a political action committee that has supported the election of dozens of conservative candidates over the past ten years.
>The council launches several media campaigns a year against the producers and advertisers of television programs they perceive to be indecent. A typical campaign involves press releases declaring a particular program harmful (often with a list of "unacceptable" character behavior or situations), the organized mass mailing of form letters and emails to advertising sponsors of unapproved programs, organized mass filing of complaints via the Federal Communications Commission (FCC) website complaint form, and direct threats of long, potentially costly FCC license challenges to local network affiliates planning to broadcast what the council considers harmful network programming.
>In 2004 the FCC revealed the Parents Television Council as the primary source of most content complaints received.
>Every television season since 1995–96, the council has released a list of the best and worst prime-time television programs for family viewing… shows frequently named "Worst of the Season" include American Dad!, CSI: Crime Scene Investigation, House, Two and a Half Men, Ally McBeal, Dawson's Creek, Grey's Anatomy, The Drew Carey Show, Family Guy, Friends,The O.C., Spin City, That '70s Show and Will and Grace.
>The PTC was noted for criticizing such shows as Ally McBeal, Dawson's Creek, Ellen, Friends, and Spin City.
>In May 2011, the PTC took issue with Rihanna's music video for her song "Man Down." In the video Rihanna portrays a woman who resorts to killing the man who had previously raped her. They claimed the video promoted gun crime and murder, while the pop star said she wanted to be a voice to victims. After the video became the most viewed YouTube video that week, she sarcastically used Twitter to thank the PTC in helping her make the video such a success.

Interesting that people are standing behind this just because Twitter users tell them to, to say the least. You know something's morally reprehensible when you need other people to tell you that it's morally reprehensible you so can form an opinion, right?

No. 610429

>>609971
>less sinisterly it could be someone worried the site is slowing down and wants to keep content and conversations rolling so they recycle old posts and keep the front page alive.
This is depressing to think about. Imagine if one day, no one posts on Lolcow anymore, and it's just that anon reposting old stuff, waiting for someone to pop in and be a part of things.

No. 610430

>>608945
its always art discords that slowly become childish bullshit drama when they're supposed to all be adults, i think most of them never grew up past high school

No. 610431

>>609548
>>609552
If that can make you feel a bit better the director is a Senegalese-French woman and supposedly it's supposed to be based on her personal experience/life as a Muslim or ex-Mmuslim black French woman so I don't expect it to be like you average French movie.

>>609932
I fucking hate Serge Gainsbourg and I have no idea why or how he became popular since he has no fucking talent to begin with. Talking in front of a microphone when there's unrelated music in the background doesn't make it a song. At least in rap they try to make their verses rhyme and follow the rhythm of the music.

>>610352
He was specifically acting like a perverted crackhead with Whitney Houston. No idea how she didn't immediately get up and beat the fuck out of him. French TV has always been shit and will always be shit, anyone French who wants to do something fun and entertaining without acting like a misogynist, homophobic, racist pig just goes to youtube nowadays or they don't become as popular as the guys you cited. People are wondering why Omar Sy lives in the USA and acts in American movies like he's some kind of traitor but I'm glad for him.

>>610375
The singer of Noir Désir?

No. 610438

File: 1598009229195.jpg (63.14 KB, 630x637, biden-and-women.jpg)

Posted this on facebook and it was instantly removed. Still trying to keep sleepy creepy biden a secret

No. 610439

>>610438
Wtf kinda weird shoop is that picture on the lower left?

No. 610441

>>610438
I don't think it's a secret, I think most people know Biden is a creep, even those who are inclined to vote for him. It's not like Trump doesn't do the same shit. It's a "lesser of two evils" situation.

No. 610442

>>610439
Idk about other pics, but this one is defo shopped because they cropped the girl out of old popular yt video 1st and 3rd ones look weird to me too ngl

No. 610443

>>610441
How is biden a lesser of two evils? Trump is a maybe senile rapist, Biden is an obvious senile rapist.

And why is "oh at lest he isn't trump" even an argument? No, he is a fucking creepy child molester, he shouldn't even be allowed to run.

No. 610444

>>610443
guess either way america is fucked

No. 610445

>>610441
NTA, but i've never seen trump sniff and grope children, so how do they "do the same shit"? politics aside, i actually respect that trump was the only person who voluntarily testified against epstein in 2006 and even banned him from his club. while biden was out there molesting kids, trump was trying to stop a child rapist…

No. 610447

>>610445
The girl that took Epstein to court for raping her also accused Trump.

No. 610448

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No. 610449

>>610443
Good to see the Russian propaganda is working.

No. 610450

>>610449
You're giving Russia too much credit, anon. The unfortunate reality is that there are people who genuinely think Trump is a good president.

>inb4 "but Biden wouldn't be a good president!"

Didn't say he would be.

No. 610451

>>610449
Don't think you can pin this one on Russia, this is 100% pure freedomthink

No. 610454

>>610451
The Biden = senile shit is absolutely a Russia/GOP effort, there are dozens of edited videos floating around that have been altered to make him seem unable to form a sentence or like he doesn’t know what he’s saying (like that clip of him saying he’s running for senator, where he’s actually quoting something he said years ago - it was cut to make it seem like he was confused). Man has a stutter. This “Biden running is elder abuse” thing is absolutely an elaborate astroturfing scheme that leftists have latched onto.

It’s pretty rich to hear it coming from Bernie bros, when Bernie straight up had a heart attack and also fell and hit his head in the shower. Someone get that man LifeAlert ffs

No. 610455

File: 1598012123011.png (28.39 KB, 474x593, trump.png)

>>610448
i can post screenshots too, it doesn't mean that either of us have the truth. you're relying on the words of an unreliable and unsubstantiated source to form an argument. the only things we actually know trump did for certain because they're observable fact are: 1. testified against epstein of his own will in the 2006 trafficking suit when no one else would, and 2. kicked epstein out of his club for being inappropriate with an underage girl. i'm not sure why a violent child rapist would do those things, but you're entitled to your opinion, anon. i don't think trump is squeaky clean, but i'm not going to blindly believe anything without facts.

No. 610456

>>610454
I don't understand why people are so quick to latch onto the "Biden's so senile and decrepit" theory when Trump is 74 and, if elected again, would be president until he was 78. He's not young by any means.

No. 610459

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>>610455
Why are you caping for Trump on this?

No. 610464

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>>610454
how is biden having dementia a russian hoax when you can literally see it for yourself if you watch biden speak for more than two minutes? i'm not talking about the "edited videos" either, which aren't even edits but compilations. i watched all of the democratic debates and it was clear the man has serious cognitive issues. he forgot what he was saying multiple times every debate (shit, even julian castro pointed it out), was visibly confused, couldn't formulate a single argument that made sense without going off on an odd tangent, etc.. i don't like the man because i find the things he's done disgusting, but i actually felt bad for him because it became pretty apparent the DNC were propping him up without a single care for his medical issues. making biden the nominee is elder abuse, plaid and simple.

No. 610465

I just want a cute BOY to kiss my TITS is that too much to ask GOD????

No. 610467

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>>610459
>people in the upper echelon interact with each other
color me shocked. i'm not caping for trump, anon, i'm caping for facts.

No. 610480

>>610443
People are voting for him because Biden’s policies will harm women and other minorities less overall. It’s great that you are moral enough not to vote for Biden, but go ahead and abstain or vote for trump if you want Roe v. Wade overturned, dumbass.

No. 610483

>>610268
So cute! I would be afraid of getting it dirty

No. 610494

>>610455
>>610464
>>610467
much respect for you anon for speaking on all of this and standing your ground. it bothers me that people constantly say “b-but trump!!!!” meanwhile there is clear proof of biden being a creep and losing his mind on camera. why would you cape for someone who out in the open is like that kek as you said, trump isnt squeaky clean but biden is without a doubt a creep and has been in office for so long with nothing to show for it. the democrats are trying so hard to pull out every stop to get him to win and tear down trump its actually embarrassing just because they and the media hate him so much. in my country, all of the media is controlled by the left and while our leader is out in the open doing illegal shit, theres 4 articles a day on why orange man is bad and hardly anything about our own leader or anything negative about biden.

No. 610496

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>>610464
>not even edits but compilations
So shit taken out of context purposefully to make him seem unwell? You should be ashamed of yourself for falling for propaganda. Bernie Sanders is the picture of perfect health though, kek.

Keep in mind that if Trump wins, the Supreme Court will have a conservative majority for most of our lives probably. Roe v Wade will be overturned. ACA will be overturned and universal healthcare will not ever be possible. The Postal Service will be completely defunded. The environment will continue to deteriorate and parts of the planet will rapidly become uninhabitable. COVID will continue to explode and many more will die. The US will still be an international laughing stock. Amongst many other things. I usually think people saying that Trump is chipping away at democracy are being overdramatic, but he literally said himself he's trying to stop people from voting.

God, I fucking hate how selfish Americans are. If you can really say that Biden is as bad as or worse than Trump, you're just fucking retarded and don't care about people who are literally suffering and dying because of Trump, end of story.

No. 610499

>>610494
>in my country, all of the media is controlled by the left and while our leader is out in the open doing illegal shit, theres 4 articles a day on why orange man is bad and hardly anything about our own leader or anything negative about biden.
If you feel comfortable answering, what country are you from? I don't hear that a majority of countries have a predominately left-wing government, usually predominately right-wing instead.

No. 610519

>>610438
Have you seen this video yet?

The media shit its pants when that preacher touched Ariana Grande's waist, but there's not a peep about this.
You can see how uncomfortable all the kids are around him. No grown man touches children like that.

No. 610521

>>610519
"Not a peep" sometimes I seriously wonder where the hell you guys get your news from, this is the same when people post stuff like this with "WHY ISN'T NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THIS" bitch we are tf

No. 610528

>>610521
Let me rephrase, popular media outlets are not talking about this. This is legitimately video evidence of Biden rubbing his crotch against young girls, kissing them when they are clearly uncomfortable, and resting his hand on their breast.

It's talked about on imageboards, sure. But if we had video evidence of Trump doing this shit, you know popular media would be all over it.

No. 610531

>>610499
when i said media, i was mainly referring to news channels, but believe it or not i am from canada kek our pm is so corrupt and the news focuses more than other stories than his latest scandal

No. 610532

guys a fuckin loser

No. 610535

>>610528
I sounded bitchy there, sorry but yes, mainstream news outlets should be talking about it, but at least in my country this did make the news and social media was full of it. It's kind of dystopian when americans don't see their own weird shit on the news. TOTALLY OT but reminds me of the time when ukraine vs russia was on the news 247 and I happened to watch some american news channel where they claimed a video was from that day let's say tuesday and I had already seen the exact video last week. Thought it was just bg footage but no, was creepy.

No. 610538

>>610532
"i have done some dumb things and i will do dumb things again" kek looks like hes still at it

No. 610568

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>>610528
This happened a while ago and it was discussed in the mainstream media then. It's still discussed in the mainstream media. I know you'd like the think the media is so biased against Trump, but it's not. CNN helped Trump get elected, in fact.

The President was close friends with multiple pedophiles (and wished Maxwell well) and has been accused of raping children, said he would date his own daughter, bragged about grabbing women by the pussy, has actually raped at least one woman (his own ex-wife), and yet you're still saying Biden is worse than him? You're deluded.

No. 610576

I'm just surprised there isn't more clowning on Trump in general. People are complaining about Trump getting so much shit and "orange man bad", but I remember being a kid and presidents just generally being a laughing stock and main character in schoolyard jokes – probably heard from parents and badly retold. Tbf Clinton is as far as I remember back and he and especially Bush Jr were obvious cows. But Trump is the biggest cow ever and I'm having a hard time just finding funny compilations of him on YouTube. Not serious political criticism just laughing at what a ridiculous character he is without anybody getting butthurt because being a Trump stan is their personality. It's like politicians became more untouchable. I just want to have a laugh at their expense.

No. 610582

>>610568
how tf did you get that out of what she said at all? wanting to hold biden responsible isn't supporting or defending trump. also what you said, you know because it was so media prevalent despite being rumors. biden has photo and videos of him harassing people.

No. 610603

>>610602
america never had any of that to begin with.

No. 610604

>>610576
Not only can we not laugh at our presidents anymore, which might help people to not get so hangry on twitter, we also can’t laugh at each other and see we are humans struggling against a system that is working against us all.

I however, don’t believe anymore that our current situation is just a coincidental shitstorm, or that it is a binary.

No. 610610

>>610604
lmao. you deleted all your "muh murrica" bullshit after i responded already. seriously both you and >>610576 are fucking stupid. the thing that's changed is the internet.

No. 610611

>>610604
This is what I think will really be our nation's downfall. We're becoming so polarized based on "Democrat" or "Republican." The belief that one side is inherently evil isn't doing any favors for anyone, it's just driving our nation further and further apart.

I'm seeing more of "If you're not with us, you're against us."
That's gaslighting, imo.

No. 610617

anyone else have a cereal problem??

No. 610620

>>610568
You forgot the " and he married a prostitute and now she's the US first lady". Does this all really matter tho? The rest of the world knows the US is a shithole and have lost complete faith in it, except the places that are licking Trump's asshole, like some arab countries, etc etc.

No. 610621

90 day fiance is such a tragic show why is it so addicting. Between asuelu and his down syndrome and never ending marathon runner Paul this show has convinced me no matter where you live, men are still fucking bums.

No. 610623

>>610445
trump has had over 20 women accuse him of rape/sexual assault and is in the epstein black book, nonnie

No. 610630

>>610621
does he actually have down syndrome? and kek paul is so funny never forget his unforgettable dash into the forest. paul and colt are similar imo because they both have weird relationships with their mothers

No. 610631

>>610623
you missed the point, there are videos of biden doing this.

No. 610632

>>610617
what kind of problem? and what kind of cereal?

No. 610637


No. 610639

>>610630
I thik the OP was being sarcastic. But no, he doesnt. His mom is a PIECE OF SHIT tho. "I dont give a fuck about your kids , wheres my 1000 bucks?" bitch really> fuck you.

Paul and Colt are also similar in that they look like the typical loser that have to get an ugly-paid-for-bride from another country because his own people think hes too ugly/ too much of a loser

No. 610646

>>610632
i mean im addicted to cereal like ive always had a problem with it because i overeat it. sugary cereals are my ultimate weakness i think cereal is its own category of addictive food. you got chips, candy, and then theres cereal
>>610637
i feel u anon
>>610639
kek i was going to say that if that is the case it would explain a lot. i havent been keeping up enough lately but thats pretty shitty. i think him and his wife are such an odd couple lol

also agreed on that!! i hate them so much theyre so creepy looking

No. 610648

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anons, would any of you be interested in joining a minecraft server? been wanting to play again but i feel so lonely playing minecraft by myself so it would b nice to have an active close knit server w/ some other ladies.
or if u guys could point me in the direction of some friendly servers it would be appreciated.

No. 610651

>>610648
vanilla or? i only like playing ones with complicated food and cooking mods.

No. 610655

>>610646
I dont know much of the Paul / karine story because it just never called for my attention but last week Karine "disappeared" and Paul was all over the news wondering where she was and thar "he was just a doctor and found out he has an std- but he never cheated guise!" then karine posted on her twitter that she was "safe" and that she ran away because Paul is an abuser blablabla.

To me it seems that the poor fucker got played, karine never gave a shit about him and now muricans will have to pay taxes to pay for her ugly ass to stay in the US with her two kids (one on the way).

Coltee is just an asshole/dumbass and I love to watch the shitshow that his relationships are. Btw, is there anyone that thinks Larissa's """boyfriend""" is straight?

No. 610657

>>610648

i have never played Minecraft in my life and the thing holding me back is not wanting to play alone

No. 610662

>>610630
Not quite sure but the elevator doesn't go all the way up if u get me. The way he treats Kalani is disgusting, cannot imagine another man calling me out of my name in front of my own parents.

>>610655
That nigga Larissa is bearding for is gay as hell.

Karine had a second child with Pole are you kidding me? I do not understand these people.

No. 610664

>>610648
I would join!

No. 610677

Boss:
>You're indian correct?

Me:
> No, I'm middle eastern. I'm from Palestine

Boss:
> You mean israel

Me:
> ….no palestine, but the point is I'm arab not indian

Boss:
> Indian, arab, israeli, palestinian, pakistani, same difference


Me:
> Totally haha! :)

No. 610680

File: 1598029518499.gif (136.8 KB, 250x250, 1406366157754.gif)

Anon-chans, please bless me with your salt-related reaction pics like this

I'm bitching about getting laid off with my fellow former work pals

No. 610683

>>610680
Salt-related? Like, just angry reaction images/gifs?

No. 610684

>>610662
Shes pregnant with their second (Karine & Paul).

Erickee got me with the " and youre walking around with your robe open like Dolly Parton" (or something like that ) lmao what straight guy would ever say something like that omg

No. 610701

>>610651
it'd be 100% vanilla, sorry.

>>610657
i think you should try it! minecraft can be fun on your own, i just get really sad/scared for some reason.

>>610664
awesome!! i'll come back in here later with a discord server link or something and we can figure out the rest from there.

No. 610709

>>610683
Like a dump truck of salt, etc

No. 610717

I just had a seedless watermelon for the first time. Why did no one tell me about this????

No. 610731

>>610717
Have you tried putting salt on watermelon, I'm not joking and I'm not related to the previous salt discussion but try it, it makes the flavor of watermelon so much stronger, just don't put too much

No. 610749

>>610731
i love salt on watermelon and other melons tbh. fucking amazing.

No. 610753

File: 1598034211715.jpeg (111.03 KB, 894x312, CBCE3B2E-95FA-4CF6-9C4C-1BB30A…)

This is my favorite banner and it makes me smile every time it comes up

No. 610755

>>610731
I’ve never been in to salt on fruit but I fucking love salt in ice cream

No. 610758

>>610755
i thought this was just me, omg. i know there's salted caramel stuff so it's not too out there, but a bowl of chocolate ice cream sprinkled with a little bit of sea salt is perfection. i think it's for the same reason that crushed up pretzels make a 10/10 ice cream topping.

No. 610767

Anons help pls, what should I name my Animal Crossing island/town? I have 4 names picked out, Moonhill, Foxtail, Foxbrook, or Elswhere. My town will have apples and be forest themed. This is truly some dumbass shit but I get stressed out making decisions so I need someone else to make it for me

No. 610769

>>610758
For some reason I don’t like salted Carmel flavor but adding salt to vanilla or chocolate ice cream is A1

>>610767
Elswhere is cute!

No. 610770

>>610767
Just call it Avalon like every other player does

No. 610771

>>610767
I like foxbrook, personally

No. 610772

>>610767
Moonhill is cute. I also like Elswhere

No. 610774

>>610767
Foxbrook or Moonhill

No. 610776

>>610767
elswhere the rest are basic

No. 610781

I just found out you have to be 35+ and pay 1k€ to get sterilized in my country, but if you pop out a kid at 18-20 you can't provide for no one gives a shit. Also my pc mouse died. What a shitty day.

No. 610784

Im crushing on a gamer dude I hate it. hate my stupid monkey brain. He’s the kinda dude who use feminazi unironically why am I into him

No. 610786

>>610781
Here it's 28(?) Or 3 kids OR a heavy ass medical reason, so I am just quietly suffering.

No. 610787

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>>610731
>>610749
I tried it. I tried multiple times with different quantities of salt. I suffered eating salty watermelon for you anons. You lied to me. It hurts.

No. 610790

>>610749
Ngl I genuinely enjoy some pretty weird food combinations, like, vanilla and literally anything. I once ate a steak with vanilla ice cream and it was the bomb dot com, and I can only drink milk with my pizza, which I always put a religious amount of honey and garlic powder on.

>>610776
>>610769
>>610770
>>610771
>>610772
>>610774
Thank you, anons! Moonhill was the name for my town in AC:NL and my first island in AC:NH and I feel like I'm due for a change. I'll think hard on it, but any other suggestions are welcome!

No. 610799

>>610787
kek i had absolutely nothing to do with you eating salty melons but this made me laugh, i'm so sorry anon

No. 610863

Where my big nose fetish gang at

No. 610865

File: 1598042239903.gif (2.18 MB, 649x472, youtube_poop.gif)

One of my twitter mutuals seems to only follow troons, and I think he thinks I am, in fact, a troon as well

No. 610869

>>610863
in the unconventional attractions thread

No. 610879

>>610865
RIP anon

No. 610895

Rawbeautykristi has the absolute most unfortunate body type holy shit

No. 610897

>>610895
I definitely feel bad for her looks in general but from the few videos I’ve seen she’s got a decent head on her shoulders and I like that she goes about her channel with maturity

No. 610901

>>610895
What's so bad about it? She just looks like a normal fat girl to me.

No. 610905

>>610901
Nayrt but she looks like Danny Devito as the penguin

No. 610907

>>610897
Oh I agree with you, I just saw an older thumbnail and then went back to watch a try-on haul of hers and just. Apple shape ladies I am so sorry.

No. 610910

I don't get the whole "nat geo boobs" insult, like why are you shocked that mammals have breasts that look like mammals breasts? Like do they expect superhuman titties or something?

No. 610912

I know most girls put their cameras upwards when taking a selfie because it’s more flattering but does anyone else look better from a lower angle? It makes my eyes look less tired and my nose less big

No. 610916

File: 1598046559929.jpg (48.05 KB, 741x741, hi.jpg)

>>610912
i do anon. as long as its not so low i have double chin going on. when i take photos from high up i look like an alien. and its a kinda desperate looking angle too for some reason, like the face equivalent of popping ur ass out

No. 610917

>>610863
I literally cannot feel attraction to a man unless he has some type of big hook nose and no one looks like that here fml I gotta move

No. 610922

File: 1598047159280.jpg (119.17 KB, 1242x1222, 154bbaf2-4ff3-4356-af85-c54292…)

When you take shrooms for the first time

No. 610924

>>610449
can you american fags leave russia alone?

No. 610938

>>610922
nooooo I don't want to be Wendy Williams

No. 610941

This guy I know gets prank calls all the time and each time he rages and demands they come over to his address so he can fight them.

Idgi. Would you guys fight a bitch from here bc she pissed you off a bit with a retarded post?

No. 610957

That superman witcher dude makes me nauseous, just saw his photo next to chris evans and it was too much of a contrast, Neanderthal looking piece of vomit

No. 610965

>>610957
I can't believe I actually found him attractive once…not anymore

No. 610966

>>610941
>Would you guys fight a bitch from here bc she pissed you off a bit with a retarded post?
Probably

No. 610971

>>610922
Alright completely unrelated but if I drew a third eye on my forehead as part of an "artsy makeup look", would it look bad?

No. 610979

>>610971
Depends on if you have any googly eyes.

No. 610985

>>610941
>This guy I know gets prank calls all the time and each time he rages and demands they come over to his address so he can fight them
kek, has anyone told him yet that this is exactly why he's getting so many prank calls?

No. 610987

>>610965
He looks so sweaty and grimy, like waxy almost? Thank god he is also a fucking creep so i can freely shit on him

No. 611002

>>610941
Yes. 100% yes.

No. 611004

>>611002
>>610966
neanderthals

No. 611016

those selfie ring lights really do wonders for your self esteem. i bought one on sale for like $20 on amazon. it's really amazing how much of a difference good lighting has on your appearance.

No. 611017


No. 611018

>>611017
having so little impulse control that you'd physically fight someone over a post on the internet is 89iq-tier i'm sorry

No. 611019

>>611004
bark bark bark

No. 611020

i need to work on my intonation. sometimes i feel like i emphasize the wrong words/wrong part of the sentence. or learn how to talk in general.

No. 611029

>>611016
Should I buy one for zoom classes or will people think I’m trying too hard?

No. 611033

>>611016
Did you buy the desk ones or the one that fits on your phone?

No. 611036

>>611029
Meh who gives a fuck what they think. Do it if it'll make you happy an won't break the bank.

>>611033
Mine is like a full on tripod kek. It's usually like $50 but I got it on sale. The ones that fit your phone are cheaper and still apparently good based on reviews I've seen.

No. 611038

>>610941
Fuck yeah ! I’m anachan but I wanna feel alive

No. 611040


No. 611062

>>610941
Holy shit, are you friends with my father??

No. 611066

>>611004
Oh, come on! I have fought people for less than that. just for fun even

No. 611069

File: 1598060355480.gif (1.7 MB, 498x250, 31686440e805309d34e94219e4beda…)

infight this bitch

No. 611070

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No. 611073

File: 1598060529311.jpg (72.25 KB, 680x481, 38f2f82655cf6ebd5842972e1318b0…)

her nasolabial folds aren't even that deep

No. 611074

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No. 611075

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No. 611080

>>610941
Yes. I have some cows I wanna fight too.

No. 611081

>>611069
Idk why but I find this gif so satisfying to watch

No. 611084

File: 1598061907258.gif (107.07 KB, 510x378, aa95064f4d1ec42986e76fe0c4eb2a…)


No. 611088

File: 1598062308302.jpg (563.95 KB, 2048x1364, ukraine1-superJumbo.jpg)

>>611004
I'm gonna fight the next salty bitch like we're in the Ukrainian parliament

No. 611090

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No. 611093

File: 1598062425771.jpg (67.9 KB, 600x616, 1407463055-0.jpg)


No. 611094

>>611093
Stop spamming the the thread with this unfunny shit

No. 611100

File: 1598062958154.jpg (67.39 KB, 550x666, a2448394de417df589542dd1394694…)


No. 611104

>>611088
is this a deleted scene from kingsman

No. 611112

File: 1598064270911.jpeg (299.41 KB, 1242x1215, FACCAFC0-4FA9-4995-8D4B-744397…)


No. 611115

>>611100
keep posting i'm laffin

No. 611118

File: 1598064625498.png (153.71 KB, 500x627, C4CDA58B-611F-453A-ABAA-C26DC8…)

>>611094
Sorry, this better

No. 611119

>>611112
Me and the next farmer who addresses me with unnecessary animosity and autism

No. 611125

>>611119
Stupid bitch

No. 611126

Uh-oh

No. 611127

>>611125
Meet me at the McDonalds ASAP jealous pedophile lesbian

No. 611131

File: 1598065416823.jpg (32.32 KB, 720x709, 1583473015065.jpg)


No. 611136

LOLCOW FIGHT CLUB

Ok honestly though I’ve never been in a fight, I’d be really scared to get jumped by people who actually don’t like me but I want to participate in brawling in fight club setting I WANT TO GO APESHIT

No. 611137

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No. 611138

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No. 611141

I still have no fucking clue how a camera works

No. 611142

Do y'all ever think, that if the earth isn't destroyed, languages will get simpler? Like how we went from victorian era english to english now. It's hard to think english could be any more simple but I bet victorian people thought that too and look now.

Also, FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

No. 611146

File: 1598066832106.gif (1.47 MB, 400x400, 1586789706495.gif)


No. 611155

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No. 611156

>>611136
We’d all give so much to punch Jared Leto in the face I bet

No. 611157

>>611146
This gif is wonderful

No. 611159

>>611146
Cats are fucking awesome

No. 611160

DO SOMETHING THAT MAKES YOU HAPPY TODAY ANONS!
>Watch birds
>Take a bubble bath
>Kiss your pets
>Draw
>Do pottery
>Do yoga
>Masturbate
>Kiss your signaficant other
>Watch your partner sleep
>Take a break from the work that has been stressing you
>Plant a tree, or maybe some flowers
>Buy something cute
>Go on a date
>Start that one thing you've been wanting to do for a long time
>Learn a new language
>Put on makeup
>Buy a nice blanket
>Watch a movie

TREAT YOURSELF BITCH

No. 611164

>>611160
I did 5 of these today. Today was pretty good!

No. 611166

File: 1598067843183.jpg (41.62 KB, 553x579, 1596843527195.jpg)

>>611160
>watch your partner sleep
i love doing this AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

No. 611171

>>611160
Coming back because I forgot to add
>Take a shower
That's for all you depressed hoes.

No. 611176

I found this cute website where you can watch out of random windows around the world. It’s really sweet and comforting somehow. It made my day, so I hope it makes someone else’s.
https://window-swap.com

No. 611183

>>611176
This is so cute! This website would actually be nice to use for art references

No. 611185

>>611156
you have just relieved me of my pity for that character years ago. that pervert had it coming

No. 611186

>>611183
That’s such a good idea!

No. 611188

>>611185
It’s the most satisfying scene of that entire movie. I’d watch it on loop.

No. 611194

File: 1598069721049.png (1.87 MB, 1265x697, greece.PNG)

Mini spam cause I wanted to share some of the nice windows I found. I wish you could sort to only see windows from certain countries.

No. 611195

File: 1598069754223.png (2.17 MB, 1261x697, colombia.PNG)


No. 611197

File: 1598069958739.png (1.95 MB, 1271x690, india.PNG)


No. 611202

File: 1598070229821.png (1.09 MB, 1272x664, egypt.PNG)


No. 611211

File: 1598071427832.jpg (432.77 KB, 1914x1079, dubai.jpg)

>>611176
This is wonderful, thank you for sharing

No. 611213

File: 1598071565983.jpg (448.85 KB, 1865x934, Screenshot_13.jpg)

>>611212

No. 611216

File: 1598072193065.png (1.79 MB, 1366x676, sanfrandog.png)

>>611176
i love this. i just got someone's backyard and watched their dog playing fetch and leaping into their pool for a good ten minutes. wholesome.

No. 611218

File: 1598072795104.png (1.46 MB, 1366x676, ukbadgers.png)

>>611216
lmao how do i keep getting animals in backyards? there's a guy DJ'ing to badgers fighting and eating in his backyard.

No. 611220

File: 1598073471298.png (2.32 MB, 1366x676, flintcat.png)

>>611216
>>611218
ok, done spamming but i want to pet this cat so bad ahhh.

No. 611222

I've been hopping middle of nowhere towns in the Pacific Northwest and who tf ruined the economy? Old rich boomers keep buying studio houses and renting them out for 2000 a month when the town has literally nothing to do near by, apartments the same, being overpriced for little value, everyone keeps getting waitlisted but realtors happily take the application fee money knowing damn well you aren't going to get the apartment for another year or so. I'm also from the southeast US and my parents live in a shitty apartment in the rural south where the nearest grocery store is 45 minutes away for 1000 a month even though the apartment is tiny and everything breaks often. I hear so often from ignorant Republicans and boomers that all gen y and z are just lazy cheap asses who think they're too good to live in anything but a big famous city, honestly? At this point you might as fucking well, you spend 1400 a month on a studio apartment in Seattle or LA where jobs are amazing paying and even working at a shitty retail shop can get you 4k a month, apartments go out fast and there's actually apartments available, jobs don't require five years of experience for slightly above minimum wage, everything is in walking distance so you save money on gas and there's a lot of free activities around

No. 611234

It's just funny to me how mods took down the tard thread with the speed of light, but the Apple Bees thread is still up. Hmmmm….

No. 611237

>>611234
I miss it. a fast thread… On MY lolcow????

No. 611239

>>611234
I'm deeply irritated by the Applebee's thread actually. Might as well call it an advertisement. Wonder how much mods were paid to keep it up. gg applebees

No. 611244

>>611239
It's honestly even more retarded/amusing that people like you are upset by the fact that an applebees thread exists, and I praise the genius anon who created it.

No. 611247

I want to scrub all of the rainbow off of pixielocks and dye her hair brown

No. 611253

>>611239
The mods and Applebee's are in kahoots and conspiring against you. Run while you still can!

No. 611254

>>611244
NTAYRT, it would actually be a "genius" (You) thread if it were actually an interesting restaurant and not a bunch of people shilling.

No. 611257

>>611234
The tard thread fucking sucked, and susceptible to bait, good riddance
At least admin is getting Applebee’s bux to pay server bills

No. 611259

>>611254
Why the hell would anyone shill for a restaurant on an image board with a comparably small user base? Is this a fucking meme? Lmao

No. 611263

>>611259
Anti Applebee's bitch is paranoid as fuck and has been shitting up the board with conspiracy theories about Applebee's for the past few days. It low-key makes me want to order Applebee's just to spite her

No. 611268

Charms from /snow posted a picture of her new boobs and I just I don't know guys is the funniest thing I've ever seen
I have nothing to say about it is just really funny hahhaha

No. 611273

>>611263
>Anti Applebee's bitch is paranoid as fuck and has been shitting up the board with conspiracy theories about Applebee's for the past few days.

That is endearingly, retardedly hilarious.

No. 611275

>>611273
It’s been an odd year

No. 611283

Wait where has another anon been making up conspiracy theories about applebees? Im the op of this post >>611239 and I didn't realize it was actually a sensitive topic for some anons. I just thought it was interesting considering the nature of both threads lol

No. 611285

Y'all are retarded. Applebee's isn't paying the mods. They operate on spite not money.

No. 611286

>>611283
lol the whole thing started because some anon took offense at people saying they expect a better meal for a first date than Applebees. She was saying everyone was materialistic but kept going to back to specifically Applebees, talking about how famous it is which means the food is good. people just started posting pictures of Applebees food in response and saying she was Applebees corporate, which made her angrier and she started samefagging like crazy. Then at some point the thread was made.

I miss you, spergy Applebee's anon.

No. 611292

everyone bitching about the applebees thread is a fucking newfag and has clearly never been to imageboards. this board is basically /b/ for lolcow.

No. 611294

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>>611286
I remember that argument. An anon called people materialistic because another anon said she deserved high end meals because she spends lots of money on makeup, also from what I remember anon also said she doesn't care if people don't like Applebee's it's just no reason to pic related for. Context is important

No. 611297

>>611285
You're the retard for actually thinking we think that.

No. 611299

>>611297
scroll up, buttercup. and i hope you didn't fill up on applebees because you're gonna eat those words.

No. 611301

I kind of want to make a Twitter account, but I don't have many internet friends, so maybe there's no point. Do people ever make friends solely from Twitter? How do people get followers, exactly? It doesn't seem to be through tagging.

No. 611306

>>611301
I've made 4+ friends from being on Twitter and we still talk daily, 6+ years later. I must admit though, being a stan account or involved in a fandom made it much easier.

No. 611307

>>611294
ar you applebees anon? because that's not what happened. an anon said that men shouldn't complain if they have to foot the bill for a date because women already spend a lot of time and money on makeup and hair. applebees anon freaked out and said she had 2 inch hair and never wore makeup and regularly gets taken out to applebees.

No. 611308

>>611301
i think it's only tolerable if you're ass deep in a fandom like the other anon said

>>611294
why are you lying like we werent all here to see it. that anon didnt care about Applebees yet samefagged for over a fucking hour talking about how she wear cheap ass makeup to applebees and any woman that spends more than drugstore money is stupid and financially unstable. they were insane

No. 611312

File: 1598081578824.png (72.04 KB, 360x360, 1596913079151.png)

>>611294
>everything above applebees is now "high end"
>anons said they would rather be taken to a local restaurant even if same price because it shows thought has been put into the date
>not wanting to go to a nasty-ass chain restaurant is wanting high end
>how dare women have standards?!

love youself anon

No. 611313

>>611308
No that was another anon who came in and gave their two cents, the Applebee's anon pointed out you don't need a lot of money to look good, and then got called a tranny by anti-applebees because she said drugstore products are just as good. Anti Applebee's anon was psycho af. Don't know why you're inaccurately portraying the argument as if we can't go back and see what happened

No. 611315

>>611308
> cheap ass makeup to applebees and any woman that spends more than drugstore money is stupid and financially unstable. they were insane
Great so you would have no problem finding the post where she said she would wear "cheap makeup to Applebee's" and explain how spending hundreds on makeup while expecting men to reimburst you for it is a good financial decision

No. 611317

>>611315
nta but people having the same values regarding money, and saving vs spending, is a pretty fundamental part of any serious relationship. So it makes perfect sense that a girl who spends 'hundreds on makeup' would expect a guy who is willing to invest in a better restaurant than…applebees kek

No. 611318

>>611317
this is applebees anon. not worth responding. you can tell it's them because they think every anon that called them retarded yesterday is the same person.

No. 611319

>>611315
>>611313
nice samefagging

No. 611320

>>611318
>Don't talk to them it's the same person
>Is also the same person
Lmfao. That explains why you're trying so hard to misrepresent the argument

Inb4
>I'm not a samefag you're a samefag
Don't even start, you're already a laughing stock

No. 611321

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>>610431
Ugh fuck noooo of course one of the few French bands I like has a fucking psycho attached to it. I officially hate the French now. Not surprised my scrote ex considered them one of his favs

No. 611322

>>611320
what's your fav applebees dish?

No. 611324

>>611313
thats not what was said. anons wre talking about how men have the expectation for women to look good on dates which means spending money on products. applebees anon was talking about how she had no hair and didnt wear makeup yet got invited on dates constantly. it was some weird (probably scrote) larp.

No. 611326

>>611324
>applebees anon was talking about how she had no hair and didnt wear makeup yet got invited on dates constantly. it was some weird (probably scrote) larp.
That wasn't Applebee's anon. Applebee's anon talked about drugstore makeup and thrifted clothes, no hair anon claimed to not own makeup but didn't support Applebee's. You don't need to wax, own lots of makeup or spend tons of money on yourself, and whether you like hearing it or not just spending unnecessary amounts of money for waxing, high end makeup, etc is just plain financial irresponsibility. Also what's with lolcow accusing everyone they disagree with to be a scrot?

No. 611327

>>611326
Shut the fuck up Applebee's corporate

No. 611330

>>611327
Imagine thinking Applebee's comes to lolcow to tell you you're irresponsible with money

No. 611331

>>611326
>spending unnecessary amounts of money for waxing, high end makeup, etc is just plain financial irresponsibility

Why is it? If that's what someone wants to spend their money on, let them. If they believe that makes them worth more expensive dates, why do you care? Why are you so hell bent on getting the women here to fuck men on the cheap?

No. 611332

>>611299

do you have autism? no one was serious lmao

No. 611334

>>611326
$0.05 has been deposited into your account. Thank you for your service.

No. 611335

>>611319
>>611320

fucking embarrassing, they tried to gaslight about what the infight was over too
no, it wasn't just because she likes shit food

No. 611337

>>611335
the fact you're working this late is real dedication. I hope corporate gives you the raise you deserve, anon!

No. 611339

>>611335
>gaslight

mam' this is an imageboard, not you and your bfs next applebees date.

No. 611340

File: 1598084303186.jpg (97.47 KB, 1177x510, 1595812440191.jpg)


No. 611343

File: 1598084403273.png (97.43 KB, 2400x1238, applebees-logo-png-transparent…)

>>611335
Hi, Shelley from corporate here. We appreciate your work, and we feel that it would be even more beneficial to the brand if you'd attach a photo of our logo to your posts when possible.
We got as far as creating momentum for an Applebee's "thread" on this forum, and we believe we could go even further. Can we even successfully make Applebee's into a "meme"?! Thanks again.

No. 611344

>>611340
are you saying both sides are one person? Because I made 2 of your posts, retard.

No. 611346

>>611331
It's a problem if you try to use it to justify why people should spend lots of money on you. By claiming you deserve x for spending lots of money on yourself is literally admitting to spending it to look good for men
>>611335
Unlike that anon I used actual quotes that others said, which I'm still waiting for btw

No. 611347

>>611344
your samefagging is so fucking obvious sTOP

No. 611348

>>611344
Anti Applebee's anon is asshurt and now claiming all of Applebee's is conspiring against her. It's hilarious, especially since the first Applebee's post was leaning towards chain restaurants in general, and for whatever reason Applebee's became a trigger word

No. 611349

>>611347
>Someone points out flawed logic
>Samefag!!!
Thank you for outting yourself as mentally ill and delusional


Now that this is over can we please move forward and ignore this psycho who keeps trying to fight Applebee's?

No. 611350

File: 1598084755877.jpg (12.42 KB, 474x223, 45342.jpg)

>>611346
>>611347
>>611348
>>611349

This is Roy from Corporate here, great job anon. keep pushing the angle that Applebee's is an acceptable date spot. You've got a bonus coming!

No. 611351

File: 1598084912354.gif (74.95 KB, 791x902, lcbingo.gif)

should i add something about applebees?

No. 611352

>anons try to move the fight past Applebee's and focus on what the issue was really about
>Anti Applebee's psycho keeps bringing the subject back to Applebee's

What did Applebee's kill your family or something? Why are you so obsessed?

No. 611353

>>611351
>Mfw half of these are what the anti Applebee's anon used during the fight

No. 611354

>>610863
right here boo

No. 611355

>>611351
>"anon did you seriously just waste 20 minutes making this shitty bingo template in ms paint"
Fucking kek.

No. 611357

>>611343
this made me laugh so much
>>611352
more than one person post here

No. 611358

Anti-Applebee's anon must be from Chili's corporate. No amount of arguing or baby back ribs promotions is gonna get customers coming through your doors. Sorry.

No. 611361

I can only watch some you tube videos with 2x speed cause some you tubers just talk so slow, now when I talk to people IRL I feel like they all speak so slowly.

No. 611362

damn this cray bitch been in this thread for the second day in a row defending applebees. i wish i could love something so deeply tbh

No. 611363

I'm Eurofag, what is Applebee's?

No. 611364

Since anti Applebee's is lazy and stupid I'll post the argument
>>>/ot/607731
Is around when it began
No short hair anon isn't Applebee's anon, OG Applebee's anon tried to focus more on the money aspect and entitlement but it was the anti Applebee's anon who obsessively kept switching the subject back to Applebee's (and no, there was no "defending Applebee's with her life), and anti Applebee's made bingo on dumb bitch bingo, calling Applebee's a pickme, tranny, a retard, etc then started obsessively sperging about samefagging,

Conclusion? Let's stop taking anti Applebee's bait, it just seems at this point they're either extremely mentally ill or just trying to shit up lolcow

No. 611365

>>611361
I did this all last semester with required videos and listening to my professors on zoom after almost killed me

>>611363
cheap chain restaurant that's of dubious quality and everywhere is the US

>>611364
can you stop? no one cares. you're the only one keeping this alive.

No. 611366

>>611353
the abject retardation in the unpopular opinions thread over the past few days has provided much inspiration

No. 611368

>>611364
Why is applebees hate even a discussion in this god forsaken chinese arts snd crafts gossip forum

God bless lolcow kek

No. 611370

File: 1598085844117.png (29.58 KB, 1817x161, ec77af641874a9aa7b223ae494200a…)

>>611364
this you raging about FDS? kek

No. 611376

>>611365
>You're the only one keeping it alive, while keeping it alive
>>611370
1. No
2. I'm failing to see where all this "defending of Applebee's" is

No. 611378

>>611094
grow a sense of humor sweaty, this shit is and always will be gold

No. 611380

>>611378
fuck off eurofat

No. 611381

File: 1598086201169.png (256.84 KB, 1232x394, applebees.png)


No. 611383

>>611366
I don't care about Applebee's one way or the other and wasn't part of any of the arguments, but it's fucking hilarious to me to think of anons unironically fighting about it for days, and Applebee's employees shilling here.
Farmers are great.

No. 611387

can we unironically arrange a farmers meet-up at applebees?

No. 611388

File: 1598086512468.jpg (35.64 KB, 600x708, 8204343.jpg)

>>611383
I genuinely think it's just one person shouting at a bunch of memes at this point.

No. 611389

File: 1598086638773.jpg (53.34 KB, 600x450, crapplebees.jpg)

EATIN' GOOD EATIN' GOOD EATIN' GOOD IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD EATIN' GOOD EATIN' GOOD EATIN' GOOD IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD EATIN' GOOD EATIN' GOOD EATIN' GOOD IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD EATIN' GOOD EATIN' GOOD EATIN' GOOD IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD EATIN' GOOD EATIN' GOOD EATIN' GOOD IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD EATIN' GOOD EATIN' GOOD EATIN' GOOD IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD EATIN' GOOD EATIN' GOOD EATIN' GOOD IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD EATIN' GOOD EATIN' GOOD EATIN' GOOD IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD EATIN' GOOD EATIN' GOOD EATIN' GOOD IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD EATIN' GOOD EATIN' GOOD EATIN' GOOD IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD EATIN' GOOD EATIN' GOOD EATIN' GOOD IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD EATIN' GOOD EATIN' GOOD EATIN' GOOD IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD EATIN' GOOD EATIN' GOOD EATIN' GOOD IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD EATIN' GOOD EATIN' GOOD EATIN' GOOD IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD EATIN' GOOD EATIN' GOOD EATIN' GOOD IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD EATIN' GOOD EATIN' GOOD EATIN' GOOD IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD

No. 611391

>>611389
You're mentally ill, go to a therapist and discuss your weird internal issues about Applebee's instead of baiting

No. 611394

Applebee’s will never ever be an acceptable date spot

No. 611395

>>611394
I will murder you and your entire family

No. 611396

>>611394
no1curr just move on

No. 611397

File: 1598086887521.jpg (6.09 KB, 224x224, dwake.jpg)

>>611391

>discuss your weird internal issues about Applebee's


i love you applebees anon holy fuck

No. 611398

spoonfeed my esl ass on the applebees meme

No. 611399

>>611381
ayrt, fingers crossed their seafood is what accounts for that low rating and not their mozzarella sticks and chicken tender platter ♥

No. 611400

>>611398
there's an anon that really likes applebees and keeps fighting the entire board over the fact we should let our dates take us there

No. 611403

>>611398
Applebees is an American chain restaurant serving exceptional food and beverages for a quality price. it's fun for the whole family.

No. 611404

>>611400
Where are these quotes at then? That prove their crazy love for Applebee's. Go on don't be shy

No. 611406

Any time something even remotely troubling happens to me I try to forget it by focusing on how retarded people are. Mental anguish? Nothing in the face of making fun of my personal cow. Pushed down the stairs by a ghost? Time to focus on how much trannies suck. Lost my farm and my wife after I gambled myself out of everything during one drunken night? Fuck jannies

No. 611407

$2 for $20 pussy chan post compilation when

No. 611409

>>611399
This reminds me that TGIF in my country for some godforsaken reason removed chicken tenders from their menu. My life will never be the same.

No. 611411

File: 1598087217852.png (1018.98 KB, 690x536, 0162976c4819e522b136cb6e578a22…)

here is me at applebee's having the best date of my life. He got me the mozzy sticks AND the boneless wings. I let him rawdog it by the dumpster later as proper payment for a magical time.

No. 611413

>>611411
Stop. You're making Applebee's anon look sane.

No. 611415

>>611411
Sounds good to me? even though it's bait

No. 611416

>>611413
you're just mad you only get half an order of pretzel sticks for your puss

No. 611417

>>611411
>three different appz
Holy shit your man has big stacks, have his baby

No. 611418

>>611417
>acting like I didn't secure that bag early on with a woops! baby

No. 611419

>>611411
Man I'm so hungry that these legit look appetizing

No. 611420

>>611411
Did you have a waiter sit down and take this photo or is your date the one taking it while another man sits next to you? Kinda disrespectful to your sugar daddy if you ask me, anon.

No. 611421

>>611420
that's my obese child you bitch

No. 611423

>>611421
fuck anon its 4 in the morning im laughing so hard

No. 611428

File: 1598088291103.jpeg (40.32 KB, 214x317, D8818D04-D3F4-45CB-B619-57B9A3…)

the fucking applebees trolling is killing me, please no more I’m wheezing and have tears in my eyes

No. 611433

File: 1598088860151.jpg (41.48 KB, 640x527, 710.jpg)

The future some anons want for all women.

No. 611435

A good way to babyface is have genetically oily skin. A lot of women in my family do not get any wrinkles until their 50s. My skin sucks now but I guess I will be a babe for a geezers. Fuck meeeeee

No. 611436

File: 1598089373930.jpg (321.46 KB, 1280x1920, jennifer-lawrence-2019-veuve-c…)

>>611435
You mean like this? I have oily skin too but it looks like leather.

No. 611437

>>611436
Only geezers will love us

No. 611466

this is perfect

No. 611477

What is it with the increase in bait and scroteposting lately? Were we posted on 4chan again?

No. 611484

File: 1598095160821.jpeg (121.15 KB, 574x837, 382EE1C6-C578-472B-9B03-EDDA14…)

My mind autofilled “tot” as meaning “tradthot”

No. 611489

>>611477
>implying a majority of lolcow posts aren't just low quality in general

No. 611496

>>611489
That’s every image board in general

No. 611497

>>611477
twitterfags from homestuck mention it every now and then, along with the fact that dramas is a huge magnet for 'uwu cancel culture' people, plus the entire fact that SJWs can't hang out on PULL anymore…

No. 611498

File: 1598096712815.jpeg (238.66 KB, 695x1139, 94152120-74C5-41DA-BA47-E85BF5…)

>>611489
There’s a difference between low quality and outright baiting and scroteposts. Idk if some anons want to sperg out about applebee’s or some other retarded topic but come on there’s a difference between low quality shitposts and shit like this

No. 611500

>>611498
I would like to agree, but it's not like openly racist posts are uncommon here.

No. 611503

All male born after 1993 know is porn addiction, gaming, hate woman and lie

No. 611510

>>609797

Got you anon.

>>611508

No. 611519


No. 611527

>>610425

Yeah, besides the sexualisation stuff I saw a bunch of wokefags on twitter claiming it's "Islamophobic" and that it's a tired, overused trope that the muslim main character finds happiness by becoming involved in western culture and breaking free from her oppressive religion. These were replies to the trailer exposing that they didn't even do the most basic research or they would've discovered the woman who wrote it was muslim herself and the main character is basically her self-insert.

No. 611529

File: 1598100794278.jpeg (56.46 KB, 540x360, 00C0A556-CE75-4323-B571-CC220E…)

I want to do something fun with my boyfriend today, preferably something moderately active we could do outdoors, but there’s not much around to do and it’s raining. Any ideas?

No. 611555

File: 1598103266267.jpeg (146.25 KB, 1125x1115, diepedosdie.jpeg)

dumb question, but is having empathy for pedophiles normal? is wishing that pedophiles would drop dead a ~radical~ belief?

>i express how i wish we could just shoot and kill pedophiles

>housemate says he disagrees & shows empathy for them
>tells me i have too radical opinions
>?????

i'm mostly a pacifist and hate violence in general so it's not like i regularly go around telling people how i wish violence on others. nor do i frequently tell them how pedophiles are a waste of space and should be wiped off this earth. when i have voiced these opinions to my housemate it has been related to something i've recently read in the news or a topic we were talking about. i'm not particularly fond of this guy and find him rather pathetic in general, but him "supporting" pedophiles is so fucking weird and creepy!!! i don't know if he's just playing devils advocate (which still would be strange as he has no proper arguments. he's just like "i don't think pedophiles should die.."). we talked about this yesterday and he seemed to get kinda uncomfortable and left after i tried to figure out why he thinks pedophiles deserved to live.

his reaction is so strange, like is this the hill he wants to die on? to be honest i'm starting to think he's been involved in something or that he himself is a pedophile. unless he is in the right and i'm just way too radical?

No. 611556

>>611555
>thinking that's an unpopular opinion
Lol.

In a general sense, if you hold any view along the lines of "all (x) should die/kill themselves" you can't really be shocked when people have a problem with that.

No. 611558

>>611529

how bout a simple walk anon? Are there any green spaces or rural trails you could explore? My boyfriend and I live in a city right now but during lockdown we liked to visit the duck pond nearby and feed the ducks or this local cemetary to spot some baby bunnies that hang around there.

No. 611561

>>611556
Not the anon you responded to, but there is a big difference saying you want all pedos to die or saying for example all gay or black people should die. I really don't understand why someone would be shocked by hearing someone say that pedos should die, loads of times i hear people say they want pedos to be killed.

No. 611563

>>611555
>>611556
Pretty much all normal people make an exception to the "We shouldn't kill people" thing when you bring up pedophiles, though. Even if they wouldn't actually go through with it IRL, they'd agree on principle, or just let it be, because it's not a hill worth dying on.
There's really only three kinds of people who defend pedophiles: Pedophiles themselves, those trying to protect a friend or family member who is a pedophile, and children who have been groomed by pedophiles.
Sometimes, a person's all three. He's basically telling you something personal every time he does this. Which of those categories he fits into is up to your own speculation (or his confession, if he ever tells you).

No. 611567

File: 1598104980901.jpeg (111.32 KB, 480x480, 6DBB7289-DD23-4C23-B340-3A364A…)

>>611529
Frog or snail hunting, then you let them go.

No. 611568

>>611477
idk what to tell you. I've been browsing here for a long time. You either die a hero or see yourself become a villain

No. 611569

>>611555

If we're gonna give your housemate the benefit of the doubt, he's probably talking about non-offending pedophiles. Pedophile is often used synonymously with sexual offender, there's obviously pedophiles out there who haven't offended and refuse to act on their urges. Having watched a few documentaries about people like this, I have some sympathy for them (not empathy, as I have never had an urge so heinous that it could ruin my life if anyone found out.) There are advocates out there who have castrated themselves after they realised they were pedophiles.

No. 611570

>>611569
>inb4 you're accused of being a pedophile for having basic human empathy

No. 611571

thank you for your replies, anons! i know that saying X should die is kinda dramatic (i only say this about pedophiles & rapists), i guess i've gotten too used to seeing people online repeating those phrases lol.

>>611569
good point. he didn't bring up non-offending pedophiles though. if he did, i would have understood where he was coming from and not been weirded out. he said pedophilia was genetic so i replied by saying i wished ppl with the pedophile gene could be aborted. then he started claiming it would be bad because of eugenics? i'm baffled because his takes were so strange. if he actually was one of the people who believe non-offending pedophiles have worth because they are human beings and every human being has some good in them i would think he was naive but not be suspicious of him.

No. 611572

>>611569
Sympathy for the non-offending is one thing, but if someone saw a news piece on a child rapist, and said something like "I wish pedophiles would just die", would you try to argue with them about it multiple times? It doesn't seem like a moral thing, because no one is helped by this sentiment (not the non-offending pedophiles, not children, not really anyone). It's not like anon's part of some pedophile murder gang or anything.
It seems more like an ego-related, self-soothing thing.

No. 611580

>>611503
preach

No. 611592

do i need a calico critter? no…. do i want one? yes very much so

No. 611608

>>611592
join us anon.

No. 611613

File: 1598111860369.jpeg (22.53 KB, 275x275, 80CDBF12-64B4-45A0-ABFF-2DE342…)

tbh i find Ask a Mortician very adorable and i love her content. i can definitely see how she can he irritating to some but i find her incredibly endearing. just wanted to gush for a quick sec, ok bye~

No. 611617

>>611571
Personally I think it’s pretty normal to a-log pedophiles and I very rarely meet someone who actually sympathizes so when I do I also get a little suspicious. I think it’s a natural reaction to have.

No. 611618

You stupid pathetic loser bitches are on lolcow on a Saturday?
Shit me too

No. 611622

This doctor seems to be very popular on Youtube but I found him sooo fucking annoying

No. 611626

>>611608
wheres the cheapest place to buy em? i was hoping for one or two at least it would be cute
>>611618
on lolcow while at the beach woot woot us farmers know how to party
>>611622
i didnt even watch yet but his face is so punchable that face expression looks so forced

No. 611635

>>611567
please hunt snails with me anon, I'm begging you

No. 611653

File: 1598115771317.gif (3.47 MB, 520x390, Nekojiruuuu.gif)

>>611618
I'm on here all the time
please kill me

No. 611657

>>611653
Same and I love nekojiru

No. 611661

File: 1598116418171.jpeg (107 KB, 750x750, 78851A73-66AF-456A-9379-D357B4…)

>>611635
We should anon, it would be amazing.

No. 611668

File: 1598116720955.jpeg (511.04 KB, 828x1091, DBC1BC86-5B0F-421E-BFD1-540460…)

Is applebees serving windex?

No. 611691

>>611668
That is one dubious-looking liquid indeed

No. 611702

The fact that gimpgirl draws those weird pick me anime comics is the most bizarre thing about her. I can’t get over it

No. 611726

>>611702
It's oddly endearing, like the kind of thin you would see from a 13 year old girl on deviant art that just invented her first edgy sexy Mary Sue

No. 611737

File: 1598121662819.jpg (406.37 KB, 1080x1547, Screenshot_20200822-134110_Chr…)

If I took a shot for every "that's not danny gonzales/drew gooden, that's (the other guy)!!" joke, I'd be dead, you'd be dead, your mom would be dead, like a fucking mass suicide of over-drinking across the whole planet. Way to beat a joke into the ground.

No. 611741

>>611737
what? what the fuck are you talking about?

No. 611748

>>611737
Danny, Drew, Kurtis, Cody, Jarvis etc… what difference does it make? It's all the same shit.

No. 611751

>>611737
I have no idea what you're on about if it makes you feel better

No. 611754

>>611737
They’re all so fucking banal and boring

No. 611762

I know some people shit on Billie as being edgy music for 14 year olds, but damn do I love her music, and this song especially. I love the message, and lines like "Know I'm supposed to be unhappy / Without someone / But aren't I someone?" really hit hard. I know spotify did a thing too where you could write a letter to your future stuff. I love it, I love the idea of looking forward to the future and what it holds, and being excited to meet/become your future self who will hopefully be a great person, or at least a better version of yourself.

No. 611844

File: 1598127668303.jpg (30.5 KB, 600x600, 37d.jpg)

>>611503
any male born before 1993 doesn't deserve rights… all they know is bitcoin, grooming underage girls, the office, cheating, memes as a personality trait & lie

No. 611872

I’m always concerned when I see my dog walking or running down the stairs. Like how do four legged animals do that without tripping and falling.

No. 611912

>>611872
My dog can't walk down long flights of stairs because halfway through she'll trip and then basically roll down the rest of the way lmao. She's small so we just carry her up and down the stairs. She's old now too so she can't be assed to even walk up or down three steps anymore.

No. 611927

>>611872
same, he's clumsy as fuck while doing it too. He learned to climb it pretty fast though, smart boy

No. 611931

Netflix clocked my vpn usage on my laptop but i found an old ipad that still makes it work, hello world.

No. 612009

I want to reflect on (my) fatness.

So through quarntine, gym being shut down and weak ass wrists and ankles giving out when I try do home exercises and hot ass weather so I avoid the outdoors (plus having the time to bake bread and cook), I'm probably the heaviest I've ever been, 70 kg (155lb) at 5'6".

And I've never been one to fat shame but it feels fucking awful. It's like with this weight the last thing I want to do is be active. I can feel all of that extra weight on me when I jump or lightly jog. It feels disgusting. I feel it all dropping at once and I'm just heaving my weight around, not just me. And it's so much more tiring to do now. I jog for the bus and I'm sweaty and blotchy red faced for like 10 minutes, as I used to be after a full gym workout.

And my appetite grows with me. It's like I wake up first thing and I'm STARVING, that way you'd eat a pack of dry biscuits, fucking anything, just to make the ache go away. I feel like nowadays the hunger just hits out of nowhere and I HAVE to eat. And because I want to eat NOW I won't be waiting an hour to cook lentils and put vinaigrette on them. Nah, I'll be eating cheese straight out the fridge to take the edge off, then maybe some oven food or pasta.

Like I don't want to dance, or jog or generally move any more than just walking. It feels so debilitating. And I mean I'm not even THAT fat. I'm just heavier than I'm comfortable with. Then I think of actually fat people, and how even with the whole body acceptance movement…don't they hate their bodies? It would feel like a prison to me until I lost the weight to be able to be normally active again. Those KILOS of insulating fat jiggling around even just stepping places. Like it's not even about attractiveness. Just…personal health and wellbeing, both physically and mentally.

I've definitely been given unhealthy eating habits (being forced to eat oversized portions as a kid, bulimic mom, always asked to try on clothes 2-3x smaller than my size when younger because I had to get the smallest possible size that'd technically fit me) and it's fucked me up and took a long ass time to see that clothes sizing and weight doesn't matter so long as your body is fit and you're healthy. But how much do obese people have to go through to get to their stage? Really makes me sad tbh.

No. 612058

Tw horny post I want to be double penetrated by a hot set of twins so bad

No. 612087

>>612058
wtf is wrong with you anon

get some help, lannister ass bitch…

No. 612091

File: 1598137076585.jpeg (47.46 KB, 640x480, 3CEF720E-24C9-41AD-AC04-8C44F1…)


No. 612094

>>612058
Anon, I’m with you. I’ve been thinking about this since I saw two those Hott Tanned Muscular Beachgoers

No. 612095


No. 612102

>>612087
I’m not ashamed at all, in a perfect world the three of us would be in a triad of marriage.

>>612091
I’m not into 2D but I’m glad even my weaboo sisters get it.

>>612095
This is like the weeb version of a Dolan twins imagine…thank you anon.

>>612094
Lets go to the beach together, maybe we’ll see them eating sandwiches.

No. 612106

>>612102
why twins tho? mix it up bb.

No. 612110

>>611555
I've never understood how supporting the death penalty or life sentences without parole for not just pedos but other serial rapists, killers and scum of that caliber is a "radical" opinion.

How much more radical and insane of a experiment is it to just LET a person like that roam freely again near innocent people? How can people make a decision like that and sleep at night, it would be their fault if they do it again and that should feel a lot worse on their conscience than putting down someone who is without a doubt evil.

No. 612116

File: 1598138458697.jpeg (39.86 KB, 640x353, 623AE859-4ABE-44B6-8335-912AAA…)

>>612106
If you have to ask

No. 612119

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>>612102
Hey, anon, I just wanted to tell you that you’re pretty cool.

No. 612124

>>612119
A grill being nice to me on lc? I feel blessed on this day. Hope you have a good weekend anon.

No. 612132

>>612102
My beach bag is packed, bitch. It’s high time we get sandwiched ourselves!!!

No. 612138

>>608309
this is the future I want

No. 612143

NORMALIZE CALLING MEN WITH FAT ASSES THICK
NORMALIZE GRABBING A GUYS ASS

No. 612144

>>612143
i'm way ahead of u bb.

No. 612151

>>612132
I feel so seen. I’ll think of this exchange next time I go lol

No. 612152

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It's sinking in that I don't own my sexuality but it's the other way round. Being horny isn't actually that fun and my horniness is misguided. I'm starting to get over it and my bullshit. Why am I such a pos. sigh

No. 612173

>>612152
Maybe it’s just the quarantine thing anon. I almost asked about making a thread where anons drop their porn go-to favs and became mortified with myself

No. 612178

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>>612143
>>612143
NORMALIZE PEEING ON MEN

No. 612182

Enough of body issues. From now on people will only be judged on the ability to juggle, whistle and stretch

No. 612189

>>612173
Thank you anon but no. I'm always an over-the-top annoying horny bitch

No. 612190

>>612178
Thanks I hate him

No. 612194

I can't concentrate on CS50 problem solving videos because I keep thinking how cute the teacher is. Apparently she is a doctoral candidate in chemistry and I'm so proud of her for some reason, idk if it's dumb of me
Also the other teacher who's name is David is very passionate and that's cool, I wish I had teachers like that in real life

No. 612195

>>612182
shit, I am comically bad at juggling and whistling but I guess you're never too old to learn?

No. 612197

>>612182
I can't juggle at all, I'm not very stretchy but I whistle very melodically and accurate. How would you rate me, anon

No. 612200

>>612178
Kind of cute, actually, what the fuck? I wouldn't expect that from either of their faces.
Yandev would have nothing to worry about if he looked like that.

No. 612201

>>612195
>>612197
You're on the good track to be excellent. Keep on going forward

No. 612203

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>>612201
I will not let us down

No. 612204

>>612178
Still no jaw but the features are cute. Piss in their bed and leave.
>>612143
Normalize sexual harassment of male costhots, bring back the yaoi paddle!!!

No. 612214

>>612204
The yaoi paddle NEEDS to make a comeback.

>it’s not sexual harassment if it ain’t your hand touching them.

No. 612221

>>612214
I’m so sad I didn’t know what a yaoi paddle was and perked up because I thought y’all were joking about the anime Yawapedal

No. 612223

I swear to god every house fly this year lost a fuckin chromosome or something because these sons of bitches don't even react when I try and swipe at them. I can literally touch those little fuckers and they don't budge at all. What the fuck happened to these assholes? Is it climate change? It's always climate change.

No. 612228

>buy shorts on amazon
>color is wrong and ugly af
>try on anyway
>horrible fit
>cameltoe, more like the entire camel
>look fat af
no shorts for me

No. 612231

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hello ladies. just laying here watching cinematic masterpiece My Mister on netflix, wistfully dreaming of my own slowburn romance with a heartwarmingly kind, sad older coworker that I quietly pine for on the sidelines as everyone around him plots to ruin his life

No. 612244

I'm ready to cheat on a 10 years older than me bf with a guy 5 years younger than me, being 26 is weird

No. 612247

>>612244
Do it, he probably banged his work wife once or twice during lunch break anyways

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No. 612250

>>612221
HIME HIME

No. 612253

>>612244
please be bait

No. 612254

>>612250
Anon I don’t speak 2D I just got weirdly into that anime for the green haired guy like seven years ago idk what this means

No. 612256

>>612253
Sorry anon, I'm seriously ready to do it and it feels weirdly good

No. 612257

>>612256
Just break up retard

No. 612259

>>612256
I’m pinkpilled so I don’t see the issue. I’ve worked in a lot of male dominated settings and cheating on their wives was as casual as taking a shit on the clock.

No. 612260

>>612228
its not you, its the shorts. youll find the right pair one day anon i promise.

No. 612270

>>612259
shouldn't we be working away from cheating?

No. 612276

>>612270
Being a piece of shit is #empowering I guess.

No. 612280

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>>612244
>date a predatory creep
>become a predatory creep

No. 612284

>>612280
a 26 year old dating a 21 year old isn't predatory you derp lmao

No. 612289

>>612259
>I’ve worked in a lot of male dominated settings and cheating on their wives was as casual as taking a shit on the clock.
it's weird how different my experiences have been from the norm, because i've seen the exact opposite happen. i worked in finance where the male:female ratio was about 50:1 and i only knew of one man who cheated on his wife with an intern, and he was "separated" from his wife, so i guess it wasn't technically cheating? his wife def thought it was tho. i'm sure more men cheated, but that was the only office gossip i ever heard. meanwhile at that same job, i befriended the women i worked with, and of that group of about eight women, one cheated on her bf of five years and slept with our (single) boss multiple times and never even told her bf who she went on to marry, another cheated on a short-term bf with three of our male co-workers, a third broke up with her boyfriend to be with a higher-up she'd had a ONS with, and two of the others constantly flirted with a ridiculously attractive coworker everyone had a crush on. maybe it's because i was clearly a lot closer to the women than the men, so i knew what they were doing, but it's just strange that, in the workplace, i've met more shitty women than men. i don't doubt you're telling the truth, but i wonder what else (location, position, etc.) factors into a man/woman's likelihood to cheat with a coworker. weird stuff.

No. 612298

anons, i posted about this before, but this guy i'm interested in is super chuunibyou. the most noticeable thing is how he talks, he's super super formal, never uses slang at all, even when flirting with me. i can't tell if i'm into it or not, but i also can't tell if i'm just thinking it's weird arbitrarily. some of the stuff he said is hot as fuck tho.

No. 612302

>>612298
it honestly depends, anon. like chuunby in what way? does he talk like a redditor? pretend to be batman? wear a fedora and say m'lady? pretend he's from the 1950's? find out what anime character he's snatched his personality from and then we'll cast judgement.

No. 612303

>>612298
I wanna hear the chuuni hot stuff

No. 612306

>>612298
Are you sure you’re not the chuuni

No. 612308

>>612302
lmao, he wants to dress in victorian clothing, he seems kind of like those anime characters who think they are from another timeline. luckily he doesn't do any cringy redditor stuff at all.

>>612303
maybe a little? he said something about wanting me to pin him down and "soak in my body heat and sweet scent."

>>612306
yes i'm sure, i'm fairly normal as far as i know.

No. 612318

>>612298
Does he have the 'tism?

No. 612319

>>612318
possibly? he doesn't seem like a creep and he's not a loner and is friends with women who he interacts with daily. i've know guys with autism before though and they weren't like this.

No. 612327

i hate gen x more than any other group of people. they're the most useless generation in modern history (name one thing they've contributed to society aside from the shitty social justice that was handed down to them by their boomer parents) and somehow think they're all perfect specimens of humanity above everyone else. their entitlement is through the roof and they're just generally uniformed losers who never matured and left the 80s/90s. fuck, they're terrible - a perfect example is eminem, who still thinks he's inspiring and original and ~sticking it to the man~ or whatever with his cringe, lukewarm, basic takes on EVERYTHING. i genuinely prefer boomers over xoomers - they might have fucked us over and destroyed the future of humanity, but at least they did SOMETHING.

No. 612329

>>612308
honestly sounds cringey but sometimes people are just weird like that. plenty of women base their entire personality on retro aesthetics and dress like a 1950's pinup everyday, that's just what makes them happy. if he's into victorian clothing or steampunk or some shit, it may not be my thing but at least he has a hobby and doesnt spend his free time cooming

No. 612330

My skin isn't bad but it could be better but skincare products are so expensive and I don't know if I can keep a routine and be consistant with it.

No. 612332

>>612298
This reminds me of a guy I was texting back and forth with for about 4 days (before I ghosted him heh heh…) He would go on these long speeches about how he wants to go to Mars and cultivate it. At first I was like, "huh…I like your ambition!" But his fixation on cultivating Mars grew increasingly obvious as we talked (the science, the crops, and he probably mentioned The Martian at some point) I really wouldn't be surprised if he had a touch of 'tism. I mean, cool that you have a passion, but please stop telling me about Mars potatoes.

No. 612333

>>612330
i wash my face with baby soap and water and my skin is the clearest it's been in ages kek. obviously everyone has different needs for their skin but skincare routines with 5+ cleansers, creams, lotions and whatever the fuck are ridiculous.

No. 612334

>>612332
>>612329
he hasn't done anything that fucking weird, but i am glad i'm not feeling weirded out for no reason. honestly i feel like i am just kind of ratchet and kind of uneasy by how he talks haha. i'll just play it by ear a bit and if he any actual red flags crop up i'll dip out. the last guy who was into me was also weird but he was a cringy uwu smol boy redditor who essentially wanted me to be his mom and talked with emojis and would say shit like how he was "all tucked into bed" and i dipped out on that shit so fucking fast even though the dick was poppin.

No. 612336

>>612298
>some of the stuff he said is hot as fuck tho.
Like what? I can't imagine someone saying something hot in a Victorian accent.

No. 612337

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>>612332
god this sounds like something i would do

No. 612338

What you say if I tell You I am tommy wiseau? From the fame of The Room movie??

jk it’s just me bitches

No. 612339

this song is kicking my ass right now. i hate depression.

No. 612341

I like buying cheap frozen pizzas and cooking them until they are super well done and crispy, just verging on burnt. Then I let it sit for like 30min to get cool before dipping it in ranch and tobasco. I prefer this over any delivery place.

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No. 612343

>>612341
delivery is super fucking overrated anon. i've saved so much money trying different frozen pizzas instead of wasting $20 on shitty delivery. if i don't like a $5 pizza it's not a big deal.

No. 612344

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Watched the futurama episode of when Bender becomes a women and he acts so much like a troon, it's amazingly funny. He tells Leela and Amy about how men/he is better of a woman than they are. Episode def wouldnt pass in 2020

No. 612345

>>612308
>he said something about wanting me to pin him down and "soak in my body heat and sweet scent."
God where do i find a men like this, he sounds hot

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No. 612351

>>612345
i'm sure you will find one! he also has longer hair and is short and skinny (if you're one of those short guy anons, i def am) he doesn't have some weird complex about being short either which is nice.

No. 612356

I just bought one of those clit-sucking vibrators, and I'm hoping I didn't just get memed into it. Also I have a honey mask on, a tea made and I'm excitedly lurking lolcow.

No. 612367

I keep hearing all this controversy about the WAP song…"feminism this and feminism that"…when the real question is why the hell did cardi and megan think it was a good idea to make the censored version "wet and GUSHY"?? Gushy is such an ugly word, they should apologize for letting my ears hear that. So unsexy. If a man ever referred to my pussy as being gushy I'd punch in the face mid-coitus.

No. 612368

>>612330
taking 2 fish oil pills did more for my skin than anything

No. 612374

>>612330
Don't worry about it. People that splurge on skincare shit have obsessive issues.

No. 612384

i love when i see a dumbass post and i think "this bitch about to be roasted" and i come back and sure enough that's what happened

No. 612390

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I gotta get outta here maann

No. 612392

why tf is caramel so good? it's just like warm sugar.

No. 612396

>>612390
What the hell anon? Is u being haunted by a strange presence?

No. 612418

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I'll never understand why people hate wasps so much. They are not aggressive unless you make them feel threatened, so if one attacks you it's probably your fault. Yeah, they don't look as cute and fuzzy as bees but they're just as important. They just get unnecessary hate and that upsets me.

No. 612420

>>612418
but they keep getting on my food and drinks and im afraid to wave them away because then they might sting. Wasps are rude imo, like what im supposed to do let them just stay in my drinks and food???

No. 612421

>>612418
at first I thought this was about white anglo-saxon protestants

No. 612422

>>612418
What if they fly into your home?

No. 612423

>>612418
They're unnecessarily aggressive. One got into my armpit one summer without me noticing. I moved a little and it stung me. I wasn't eating anything so it wasn't looking for my food. I was sitting minding my own business and happened to move at the wrong time. No one likes surprise attacks.

No. 612425

>>612420
>>612422
I would just remove them the same way I do with bees. Get a towel, trap the wasp and take it outside/away from you. I've never gotten stung by one.
>>612423
But that wasp also felt like you swinging your arm was a surprise attack, anon. Imagine some giant accidentally hit you, wouldn't you be scared?

No. 612426

Every time I try to relax on the whole misandry thing a man does something retarded and I just get right back on it

No. 612428

>>612425
The point is that they get in your face and everything becomes a threat to them. You might not know one is near you until you get hurt. That's the problem.

No. 612445

>>612418
I agree with you, anon. I got stung by a wasp once but it was because my cousins were assholes toward the wasps and I just wasn’t a very good runner, apparently. A childhood friend of mine also got stung in the armpit once but that’s just… shit happens?

No. 612450

>bee me (sorry)
>5 years old
>grandma buying family house
>dad gets stung by a wasp when we go look at the house
>move in
>wasps all the fucking time
>always getting in the house, around the house, everywhere
>fucking hate wasps
>parents want to paint room
>go to take down wallpaper
>wall has layers and layers of wallpaper
>wall is messed up
>dad does construction, he and his friend are just going to replace the drywall
>knock that shit out
>oops all wasps nests
>fumigate the fuck out of the house
>move anyway
i fucking hate wasps

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>>612423
>>612445
wtf, i also got stung in the armpit by a wasp. there was a summer when i was a kid that i got stung by bees/wasps nearly every other day to the point where i was immune to the feel of the sting. i don't know if my blood was extra sweet or what, but it was ridiculous. the armpit wasp was especially ridiculous because i had already been stung about nine times in the span of a month at this point and the way it happened was absurd.
>be 8 year-old me
>just chilling on the couch, talking to my friend
>turn to face her, lean arm on the back of the couch to get more comfy
>relaxing for a few seconds when all of a sudden i feel a pinch in my underarm
>wtf
>lift arm up to see what happened, think maybe i got a splinter somehow?
>friend screams at the top of her lungs, bolts off the couch and runs into other room
>look down
>there's a fucking wasp sticking out of my armpit, wriggling around with its stinger embedded in my skin
>again? a-fucking-gain?
>literally sigh, grab it by its little body and pull it out, stinger and all
>fling it across the room and run to get mom
>mom thinks i'm joking, doesn't believe it could have possibly happened AGAIN until i show her the sting and my hysterical friend corroborates story
>we go back into living room
>little fucker is rolling around on the floor, still alive
>pick it up and fling it outside because i hated - and still hate - killing bugs
by the end of the summer i'd been stung somewhere in the high-20s. i was numb to fear. weirdly, i haven't been stung since, and i've had bees and wasps straight-up land on me in pairs and shit before. fucking stingery bugs, man.

No. 612476

>>612473
That's wild! Glad you could take it. Imagine being allergic on top of all that. "Unnecessary hate" my ass.

No. 612491

I never get stung. I just move slowly and the wasps leave me alone

No. 612495

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how do I get a boyfriend like this anons

No. 612499

>>607605
>16 respect and nobility
aww yisss
>49 prone to lose children
aw fuck

No. 612506

>>612392
When you cook sugar it breaks down and creates new compounds with complex and delicious flavors

No. 612510

>>612495
lmaaaao what an emo

No. 612513

>>607609
>She said he doesn't mind her 'bi-side' and we don't have to 'involve him'

Never been in that situation (thank god) but I'm sure that the vast majority of men who are "fine" with their wives/girlfriends fucking other women will sooner or later feel left out and try to get their dick involved. They're never opening the relationship for the sake of the woman, they're just seeing it as an opportunity to have threesomes. Exactly what >>607639 said. NEVER trust a woman who says their husband/bf "won't get involved".

No. 612515

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>>612510
That’s why he’s the only attractive Batman

No. 612517

>>611613
good taste

No. 612523

>>612459
Resident Evil 7

No. 612524

>>612513
They are probably also the type that don't see relationships between women as valid or real, they just think of it as a fetish or kink which is why they are fine with their wives fucking women. You know the tune would change if the woman wanted to fuck other men. And man, I've been in this stituation so many times, it's exhausting.

No. 612528

>>612515
pattisun is ugly as poop tho

No. 612537

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>>612528
he looks like a grimy junkie but thats the appeal

No. 612539

I'm a black girl and i always wondered why the white guys i find cute never get laid. It's because it white women they're not attractive. I had "white goggles" on and see every skinny, pale, young white boy with colored eyes as like a young Leonardo DiCaprio. So I come to the realization these guys are not that cute they're just cute to me becuz I'm not used to white faces.

No. 612541

>>612539
*Not attractive to white women.

No. 612544

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i love reading about old internet shit and i spend a chunk of time going through geocities archives and reading people's personal blogs from the late 90s-early 2000s. i always loved snooping through people's diaries and shit, but nowadays social media and blogs don't feel as genuine as blogs back then, and entries are much shorter now, hence why i prefer the old shit much more. its not even for nostalgia factor because i was born in 99 so i experienced none of that.
pic related, it's from the 2006 aol leaks.

No. 612555

>>612537
appealing to scatfags

No. 612557

>>612539
I kind of know that feel, it’s kind of like a weird fetish for white men, but as you get to see that there’s no difference between any men, as in; just because a guy is white, asian or mixed, he will be better or worse, that he’s just himself.

So, once you get to understand that, you will be able to find their flaws easier than before, because you will stop fetishizing their skin color and so, you will stop thinking they’re amazing just because they’re white.

I used to only like white guys because I thought they were oh so amazing and cool, but they’re not, they’re just people like everyone else, there’s ugly white people, ugly asian people and ugly black and latino people; inside and outside.

Of course, it’s okay to have a preference, but don’t let those preferences make you go blind the moment you see a guy that hits a few checks on your list, like, if a perfect tall goth guy told you he’s into you, cool, but if you notice some huge redflags, don’t let his aesthetically pleasing carcass blind you.

So yeah, good luck with that. 2D > 3DPD

No. 612564

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ive been getting dumber lately. i space out even more than usual and spend at least an hour a day making up sexual fantasies including cute men (friends, mostly) squirming and getting flustered

No. 612568

>>608383
Wow, YouTube are a bunch of dicks for doing that. Does this happen on desktop or mobile?

No. 612593

>>612356
How was it anon?

No. 612601

>>612564
Stop watching so much anime

No. 612606

>>612244
why do i get aroused by the idea of guys getting cheated on so much

No. 612609

>>612524
>You know the tune would change if the woman wanted to fuck other men
Well, they probably wouldn't even care if their wife had feelings for a guy who doesn't have a dick and balls or made out with him. They only care about having the right to get her pregnant all to themselves, even if they never use it.

No. 612611

>>612609
>a guy who doesn't have a dick and balls
This depends on whether you mean an actual guy, or a TIF.
With the former, they still would care for ego reasons. The latter, they wouldn't because that's still a woman.

No. 612634

>>612495
he kinda reminds me of Leon Kennedy here???

No. 612642

Why is everyone leaving their house in the midst of a pandemic? Literally all the stores are crowded as fuck and every single fast food line is 2 miles long

No. 612646

When my neighbor and I were around 6 or 7 she had a toy crime scene detective kit and we were going around the house with the fingerprint duster and having fun but once the black light came out and we were looking for bodily fluids her mom got PISSED and took it away from us. Now I’m wondering what they were hiding.

No. 612650

>>612544
This kind of shit makes me realize how embarrassing and insane I would look if all my google searches were compiled

No. 612666

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>>612515
I beg to differ

No. 612670

>>612495
Become a burglar who steals things while dressed as a cat.

No. 612675

>>612544
where can i read them too?

No. 612678

>>612646
Bucket loads of jizz

No. 612679

>>612601
not that it helps, but it got nothing to do with anime. im almost 30, plagued with work related stress and expectations re: family life. its escapism

No. 612703

>>612666
Since watching American Psycho I can't see this actor as anything but hot and at the same time creepy

No. 612711

I hate all of you. Goodbye forever

No. 612714

today was my birthday and only my parents wished me a happy day. I love them and I know I'm lucky to have them, but I'm pretty down that none of my friends remembered the day and dropped me a message. I must be very forgettable!

No. 612716

I just spent the last 4 hours making picrews. I feel like I should be feeling like shit for wasting my time like that but… It’s just so addicting.

No. 612721

>>612714
Happy birthday anon! I'm sorry you feel upset on this day, but keep in mind that people remember nothing nowadays unless they get a reminder on facebook. So it might be not malicious at all, they still like you.

No. 612722

>>612714
Happy birthday anon!
I’m sure you aren’t forgettable. With all the shit going on lately, people are commonly forgetting what day of the week it is, much less the actual date. Please don’t take it to personally!

No. 612727

anyone wanna give me tips on how to get through a shitty day of work? I have three days in a row starting tomorrow, and the thought of how awful it’s going to be is getting me down. Working in customer service really killss

No. 612728

>>612727
Marijuana

No. 612735

i just wish i could join a female only ttrpg group so bad

No. 612748

>>612515
>pattinson doesn't want to lift a few weights for superhero role he's being paid big bucks for
>wants to stay a skinny-fat, leaning toward fat, flablet in the fucking role of batman
>reeeees half-heartedly in the media about how the execs can't make him lose weight and they're body-shaming him
>aw shit, here come the sjws
>execs say fine, you can be the fat batman
>have to rewrite entire character arc to, quite literally, fit pattison's look - turn him into a depressed neckbeard hikki neet with cheeto dust fingers and angst

No. 612750

>>612642
stay in the pods, eat the bugs

No. 612753

>>612748
And the scrotes be reeing about the flabby emo batman, i like this song

No. 612754

>>612748
Pudgy Batman will suit the wish fulfilment of the average American male. It's about time we had a redditor Batman.

No. 612755

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>>612515
Anon please learn to love yourself

No. 612770

>>612755
Different anon, but Robert Patterson as batman is fucking hot and you won't change my mind. Besides, onison is wearing a ton of makeup, is abusing filters and is a stinky boy.

No. 612774

>>612537
I'm weirdly attracted to grimy junkie Pattinson but I'm about to have my period so that explains it. My sex hormones are gone.

No. 612794

>>612748
>leaning towards fat
anon please he’s a few kilos away from being malnourished kek
plus like >>612753 said, he also makes scrotes who hate him for playing a shiny vampire more than a decade ago angry, so I love this batman even if the movie is shite

No. 612801

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>>612794
>a few kilos away from being malnourished
anon, i-

you're right about the scrote anger though. it's hilarious that they hate him when he's the closest thing they'll ever have to a batman they can realistically self-insert into. you'd think they'd want to see themselves represented in their capeshit because we KNOW the guys bitching don't look like thor or captain america or aquaman, but no, they continue to seethe.

No. 612806

>>612495
I had the biggest crush on Robert Pattinson when Twilight was big for the first few years, and then I pretended I didn't care anymore, but then I watched Good Time and I was like "oh FucK he's still hot"
I want a cutie like him too lol

No. 612807

something about pattison's face looks weird and punchable to me, even when he was thin

No. 612810

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>>612801
anon that pic is old af kek these are more recent ones, he’s toned up slightly and lost weight
he’s laying down blahblah but you can still tell from his face
most of the men crying about Pattison playing Batman probably think they have a “dadbod” like Jason Momoa when they’re just obese

No. 612812

>>612801
1. They hate to see themselves as they are. They may pretend otherwise with memes like "men age like wine, women age like milk", but they know very well that they're hideous eyesores, and want to self-insert on muscular, manly men.
2. They know that if this becomes a trend, they can't respond to women's complaints about unrealistic beauty standards by bringing up superhero movies (even though those are male-made and male-targeted).

No. 612828

i ate a few spicy and cheesy food today. i think i'm going to be taking a few shit breaks during work tomorrow.

No. 612832

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>>612810
Didn't he flab up for Good Time too since he had to play an uglier character?

Rob has always been on the thinner side, and tbh good for him that he doesn't want to be a steroid ridden cartoon of a man like Cavill.

No. 612837

>>612812
>they can't respond to women's complaints about unrealistic beauty standards by bringing up superhero movies (even though those are male-made and male-targeted).
I can't even feel bad for scrots who complain about this, not just because it's made by and for men but because it's so much easier and cheaper for men to get buff than it is for women to magically shape their tits and ass to the size and shape of whatever body type is "in" for women, the fact that there is even body types "in" and "out" for women should just end all "men have it hard when it comes to body standards!" arguments but dammit to men love being the victim

No. 612840

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>>612832
This

RPats is not hideous or flabby. If an anon finds him hot, let her.
I don't know if I like his acting. He strikes me as an awkward Hollywood kid that got cheated on and looked for his roles in a toilet. He's alright though

No. 612843

I want to go on a camping trip but nobody I know likes camping besides creepy men fml

No. 612844

I dont like Tarantino movies

No. 612845

>>612807
I think it's his insecurity. He doesn't seem very confident

No. 612846

>>612843
Come camping with me and my bf! We sleep in separate tents so we can hang without him heh heh.
But for real I hope you find someone to go camping with. It's become one of my fav activities since all this bullshit started.

No. 612847

I wanna do the Jenna Marbles thing where you go camping in the backyard

No. 612851

>>612843
I’ll go with you!

No. 612852

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>tfw no pandemic FaceTime recipient during the pandemic
>tfw no stress relief
>tfw both hands stay clean
>tfw phone is uncontaminated

No. 612853

>>612846
>>612851
Thank you so much anons! it's so hard to find girls who like camping here. I can roast y'all some bomb ass bratwurst and marshmallows!

No. 612854

>>612853
please make that a bratwurst from tofu swine

No. 612858

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I know this is the most retarded shit ever but im genuinely terrified of getting old "hitting the wall" and shit like that, if i could i would just look 18 forever.

Its because of a even more insane reason than male approval, I have a gigantic phobia of motherhood and pregnancy, the fact that someone would look at 40 year old me and assume i have kids is enough to make me go NOPE I NEVER WANT TO GET OLD, i genuinely gets to a point i refuse to associate myself with anything motherly, its a genuine phobia an my brain associates old age with mothers.

No. 612861

WHY IS BUYING A CAR SO FUCKING DIFFICULT.
LET ME JUST DRIVE.
SOMEONE GIVE ME 30K SO I CAN BUY A NEW CAR INSTEAD OF SOME DUMB SHITBOX AND NOT GET SCAMMED BY SCUMMY DEALERSHIP

No. 612863

>>612711
You came back one hour later, right?

No. 612864

>>612801
This is solid proof to me that even straight men are hardwired like fucking fags omg. Like if you care so much about how men look then why don’t you go fuck them and leave women alone.

No. 612896

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My boyfriend just walked in on me listening to Smooth Criminal by Alien Ant Farm and said:

>"I always thought this song sounded a little bit like Michael Jackson, especially the part when they're like 'ANNIE ARE YOU OKAY'. They get very high pitched, sounds just like him."


Should I dump him or marry him yall?

No. 612905

>>612896
Stay but hold it over his head whenever he tries to tell you you're wrong about anything. Stupidity has already peaked in your relationship.

No. 612910

>>612858
anon I relate to this

No. 612925

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I instantly felt better about my fivehead when I saw this thumbnail lmao

No. 612932

>>612905
KEK, I just love this response, thanks

No. 612942

>>612896
stay but demand financial restitution for your pain and suffering

No. 612951

Sometimes this board goes so slow it feels like me and three other anons just punching each other in the proverbial faces through the ether

No. 612952

>sees affordable place
>>55+
Boomers already get benefits, medical care, disability, and nursing homes that treat them like God's while they treat everyone like shit. Why the hell are they ruining the housing market too??? A young person could use a shitty 450/month house or apartment more than a boomer will

No. 612955

>>612952
I'm pretty sure those places are not as cheap as they seem. In the ones that are more like a retirement village the management company gets a cut if you sell because running a specialty development means they're entitled to some of the capital gains. Though it seems like some are cheap just because there are more relaxed zoning standards and they can fit more places on one block, but they're otherwise normal properties. It's kinda hard to get a real idea of the costs because apparently it depends on the contract, and you've gotta read the fine print to avoid being ripped off. I've read up on it a bit because I kept getting tricked and disappointed by cheap places on real estate listings lmao.

No. 612958

>>612955
Senior living facilities are for those who qualify. Luxury retirement communities are 4+k a month. And nursing homes are rife with elder abuse.

No. 612985

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>>612951
This is exactly what's happening and you know it.

No. 613010

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>>612951
Don't worry, I'm awake again.

No. 613012

>>613010
Four of us now, wonderful.

No. 613059

Okay, yeah, today's a really slow day on lolcow for sure. I'm bored, entertain me.

No. 613061


No. 613063

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No. 613066

>>613059

i want to play Among Us but i don't have 9 friends ,if all of /ot/ join me we'll only need 6 more

No. 613090

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I wanna dress like this everyday

No. 613091

tfw my boobs look so cute in this bralette but i have no gf to fondle them and tell me how cute i look

No. 613095

>>613090 i hate this dress,her torso is way too long. But I love 1770/80s fashion, it's cute!

No. 613103

>>613091
Am I just getting paranoid or is /ot/ and /g/ overrun by troons/scrots? I just want to shitpost in peace.

No. 613107

>>613103
This board has been "overrun by troons and scrotes!!!!!" for years now, on account of farmers who can't fathom that another woman could have original thoughts or disagree with something they say. Even if there was some way to magically rid the board of any biologically male fingerprints, you'd still get farmers who are in panicked paranoia over all these ~secret men~.

No. 613108

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>>613090
the style is completely different, but your post reminded me of this. I wish it was socially acceptable to dress like this, at least without looking like a nazi larper. I thought about buying a corset and do a "modern" version of medieval/viking dresses, but a good one is so expensive.

No. 613115

>>613066
I'm down

No. 613125

>>613108
Anon we should dress up together, medieval and rococo princesses, a dream team tbh

No. 613128

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Boomers and Republicans who post shit like this are unaware as fuck
>Just buy a home
Buying a home requires down payments, credit, and shit tons of other complicated things. You really think millienals are just ditching the chance to buy an 800$/month mortgage 2-3 bedroom house? No, boomers overcomplicated the job market, it's no longer a process of finding a house you liking, signing off the property, and you're good to go.
>Just get credit
Boomers instilled in millienals heads that their only worth is their education and pay, forcing millienals to go to college and putting them in debt, not to mention the fact credit score checks becoming a thing made it shit ton a lot harder for millienals to buy anything at all
>Just get a job in a small town
Small town jobs are twice if not three times as picky as urban jobs are, I've lived in this itty bitty town most of my life and ever since I was 18 I've only been able to get jobs that had an hour commute (for 17/hrs a week + minimum wage, 5 days a week, 40 dollars worth of gas a week… yeah). Most jobs here require years of experience even as a gas station cashier, now imagine how picky rural jobs with livable wages might be
>It's so much cheaper in rural areas!
No. The average price of houses in most rural areas nowadays (for a 2 bed home) is at least 1500+2000 a month. You literally might as well get an apartment in Chicago, Seattle, LA, Miami or wherever, save money on gas and get a higher paying job in the city than doing that


It's also millienals who are always finding solutions to the housing crisis, with shipping container homes, tiny homes and other alternative ways of living, boomers best advice is to "move to the country" when they will fuck you over twice as much than living in the city


I get what they're saying though, there are a lot of millienals who think they're too good to live anywhere but a big fancy city, but small towns are no better in America

No. 613131

>>613128
Eurofag here, I always get so confused by your credit score hell and the way some parents just get credit cards in their kids names and then they are fucked even before they have learned to talk. Awful. Unless I am just dumb as shit and have gotten stuff wrong.

No. 613136

>>613103
Let anons be fucking gay and in yearning in peace u booly

No. 613138

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No. 613139

>>613138
>i'm going to bump this thread to show everyone that i can't read

No. 613140

>>613128
Not to mention that a lot of our boomer parents taught us nothing about fiscal responsibility, nor could they have predicted how much worse the socioeconomic state of the world would get. They still act like it's 1985 and you can just shack up with one roommate in a big city and somehow be able to pay your rent. Most of them weren't financially responsible either and got to live in a more economically stable time when you could climb the corporate ladder without a degree, or get by without a degree in general, now you can't really do any of that unless you get lucky.

No. 613142

>>613128
>Boomer this, boomer that
There are WAY more people in America than 1950 boomer time, so yeah a finite resource like land is going to increase in value. It's not necessarily a boomer conspiracy.
The problem is that zoning laws don't allow for new apartments to be constructed easily or quickly

No. 613143

>>613131
It's basically "proof" you have a history of paying things off, it's the reason why so many millienals are fucked. In order to get credit you need bills in your name, which means you need to start off with an apartment (in America where even rural apartments are 1000 a month with a 990 dollar down payment and 200 application fee, not to get the apartment either but to be put on a waiting list), to get an apartment you need a history of apartments and a credit score, which means you need your parents to co sign your first one or two apartments (which really fucks over kids from neglectful families), and so many things do and don't count as credit. I've been paying off trade school fees, my car note and insurance on time each month and I still don't have credit. It leaves millienals in a shitty cycle of always needing their parents to co sign and stuck in the apartment loop because it's hard to save for a down payment when the vast majority of your money goes to rent, bills, school fees, and groceries

There are other factors that fucked over millienals too, with inflation and the fact that all jobs and education practically require forms of technology which just add onto wifi and computer and phone payments when back in the 80s all you really needed was a landline

No. 613149

>>613143
1000 dollar of a rural apartement is fucked, thats what I pay for mine in a fairly large european city. I feel so sorry for you guys!

No. 613152

>>613107
lol calm down. This isn't about anyone's arguments or opinions, I just hate the numerous bait-threads made in /g/ and posts in several threads that look suspicious (usually sexual but not like the typical horny-posting) in the last few days.

No. 613156

>>613128
A house is equity, something that can appreciate in value as time goes on. If you never have kids, and invest well so you aren't reliant on government aide when you need to go into a nursing home, sure don't buy a house. Ut buying a house boosts your credit, gives you something to will to your kids, or gives you equity so you can enjoy retirement and have a nest egg to maybe have a private room in a home.

I have a feeling alot of 20+ year olds are going to be fucked.

>>613140 not alot of parents teach their kids that. Educate yourself and don't blame others for your poor decisions. Being an adult and having responsibilities isn't some suprise issue. For fuckssake you whiny little shit.

No. 613162

>>613156
>be born in the 1990s
>no support from parents, other than living with them until adulthood
>graduate from high school
>enter university
>get one or two jobs
>find the smallest, cheapest apartment available
>earn barely enough to pay basic utility bills and afford food, clothing, and transportation by the month
>somehow, this is a decision you made
It's alright to not understand something, anon. You don't have to act like you understand it just because it's what other people in the thread are talking about.

No. 613173

Biden legit sounds like he has dementia. Even in his scripted and edited campaign ads he is hard to understand. Why can’t we have a presidential candidate who isn’t a geriatric vegetable?

No. 613176

>>613173
>Why can’t we have a presidential candidate who isn’t a geriatric vegetable?
Because the younger candidates of the past few elections have wanted to bring about actual, substantial change in the US, rather than advertising a faux-progressive or faux-determined image while being a lukewarm moderate. Implementing a law where someone has to be 35 or older - in other words, out of touch enough with the current economy (at the time of running) to want to change the system since it doesn't affect them as much - to run for presidency is a deliberate tactic to aid this. When I told my friend from Northern Ireland that you can't run for presidency unless you're at least 35, she was shocked.

No. 613178

>>613103
Anon, did you not realize lesbians exist or something??? Let me wish for a girlfriend to fondle my actual, non-troon tits.

No. 613179

>>613176
I can't wait til all the old cunts die.

No. 613184

>>613178
But… but lesbians can't exist! That goes against my narrative that all women are completely desexualized beings, that only someone as disgusting as a biological male could feel something as wrong as… attraction and love!

No. 613185

>>613156
>not alot of parents teach their kids that. Educate yourself and don't blame others for your poor decisions. Being an adult and having responsibilities isn't some suprise issue. For fuckssake you whiny little shit
That's because back in the day all high school students took financial classes and home ect, and that's back before Americas economy went to the shitter and there was "tricks" to everything. It's no longer as simple as walking into an office, getting a job, and finding an apartment, there's "tricks" to getting a job like being persistent but not really and having a ton of experience but still be young, the fact credit became a thing in 1990 and almost every apartment nowadays require credit and previous landlords unless you "have connections" which means people who are just coming from a closed off community are practically fucked.

There is also no room for humaness either if someone nowadays wants to be financially stable which is why so many people are resorting to thrift stores (which are fucking up in price because of the amount of people that shop there) and things like wish and AliExpress, if a young person who supported themselves wanted to go to the mall and buy themselves 3-5 items they would practically be financially fucked for the next few months
>Inb4 hurdur just don't buy it
No, my point is that this has lead the young persons life to be completely miserable. If they can't buy a couple of things from the mall without fucking themselves over imagine what medical bills would do to them if they get sick. Very little companies nowadays want to offer full time, the ones that do offer very shitty insurance, insurance plans themselves can be expensive, and Medicaid keeps decreasing their income restrictions
>Inb4 go to a low income clinic/charity hospital
That's the thing, you shouldn't have to have weird tricks just to not be fucked financially. No one even in home ect tells you that you need to research every hospital you might possibly have to go to in order to make sure there's programs to help you, on top of that ambulances are overpriced and millienals are literally letting themselves die. The economy is quite literally killing people and by the time boomers die off, 70s-90 kids die off there will be practically nobody in the US since nobody is barely able to have kids because of the economy

No. 613191

My nails are finally getting long and in pretty good shape, not breaking off. I want to go get them done (dip manicure) soooo bad.

No. 613205

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Ive been doing my yearly watch of the Twilight movies (I'm on the 3rd one now- and no, I didn't watch them again because of the Batman trailer, I didnt even know it existed- ps looks like some emo shit). And was wondering what are y'all: team Edward or Jacob, and why.
Me?
Team Jacob aaaall the way baby. Although Edward has a hot face, his whole appearance is too soiboi-ish, also he's a bit psycho (watching Bella sleep for months without telling her?). And what 109 year old would want to date an awkward 17 yo?
My boi Jacob is not only hot but also you know he'll break your pussy into pieces with that ferocious wolf power.

pic related: my face every time theres a scene of Bella and Edward just looking at each other and sparkling

No. 613206

>>613142
If we build enough apartments to meet demand and house everyone we would be destroying nature and arable land which we need to feed all those people. One solution is to have less/no kids but you try telling Mormons and Evangelicals that.

No. 613209

>>613205
Agreed. Team jacob all the way. We could grow into good adults together rather than be with some centuries old turd who has already experienced everything.

No. 613211

>>613143
How is this credit different from a credit score, which can be started with a simple credit card?

No. 613213

>>613206
>One solution is to have less/no kids but you try telling Mormons and Evangelicals that.
yeah, mormons and evangelicals are the problem… definitely not the third-worlders breeding like roaches in every first world nation. those groups you mention make up a very, very small percentage of the population, an extreme minority in fact.(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)

No. 613218

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>>613205
I hate Jacobs tiny eyes so I’ll say Edward

No. 613219

>>613206
>If we build enough apartments to meet demand and house everyone
Not that this applies to every country, but there are more empty living units (houses, apartments, public housing) in the US than homeless people. We already have an excess amount of housing options, it's simply restricted.

>we would be destroying nature and arable land which we need to feed all those people

There is enough arable land (and resources to produce, human and automated) to produce not only enough food for the nearly 8 billion people living on this planet, but an estimated 13 billion. That land isn't being used to feed the maximum amount of the population as it can, because the land and means of food production are privately owned.

No. 613223

>>613213
In the US they are absolutely the problem, which is what we're talking about. If you want to complain about stinky third worlders and go on a racist tirade about how they shouldn't reproduce, go say that to a Chinese or Indian and see what happens.

No. 613224

>>613214
Goddamnit I never really noticed them because I always focused on his weird nose… I think hes still good looking tho or maybe its the muscles blocking my brain

No. 613225

>>613143
What the fuck did I just read, that's a capitalist hell or heaven. I don't even know anyone with a straightup credit card, they're not really a thing here people my age use wow.

No. 613226

I pity those who have never eaten a fig.

No. 613228

>>613218
So youre ok with Edward being a creep? Remember he also didnt want to transform Bella and she had to practically beg him and even then she literally died before he even did it

No. 613229

>>613225
My favorite thing about discussing basic, common aspects of American life to Europeans is how appalled they are by the fact that we're even content with that way of living, especially in contrast with those few American anons who feel the need to brag about how they love capitalism because they think they're being contrarian, always claiming that European countries with more stable economies, better job markets, and more public resources are ~jealous~ of us. Kek.

No. 613231

>>613229
'Tis why so many americans decide to bounce instead of paying their student loans

No. 613232

>>613211
A lot of banks nowadays require credit scores for credit cards anon. Basically the same issue in America where you're expected to have three other landlords for an apartment and three years of experience for a 10/hr job. It fucks over people who are just starting out by a lot

No. 613233

>>613229
Not kidding if someone told me I had to do all that with a straight face I'd go full sicko mode and start bounty hunting politicians

No. 613234

>>613219
This. It's disgusting, but there are tons of empty apartments, esp in NYC and many big cities. They just want to keep people out with income or people will buy them and never use them. it's really bad.. There's no reason for so much homelessness in America.

No. 613235

>>613218
his nose is more of a problem imo. edward's a weird loner but that's kinda hot plus better face. team sparkle i say.

No. 613236

>>613205
jacob literally wants to fuck her baby but ok
I see team jacob fags are still retarded

No. 613237

>>613236
jacobfags are pedos by proxy
this post was made by sparkle gang

No. 613240

>>613236
OP here, FUCK I completely forgot about the whole "Nessy" cringy ass pedo shit that goes on in the last two movies. Forgive me for I was blinded by the muscle.

Since Im not team Edward either cause hes a freaking creep then I guess Ill be team -whatever-was-the-name-of-the-character-of-the-delicious-Lee-Pace

No. 613241

>>613232
I just did a Google search and Capital One offers cards for people with no prior credit, along with other smaller but reputable banks and credit card companies.
It's a shitty situation America is in, but I hate when people say things are impossible when there is a way - just keep on applying to credit card companies and don't spend more than you can afford.

No. 613242

seeing people like kevin gibes going on and on about pregnancy as if it's some sexy condition that only makes you curvy is so annoying. completely glossing over PPD and the death risk associated with being pregnant but yeah your tiddies lactate or whatever

No. 613244

>>613228
They’re both creeps lmao so I’ll choose the better looking one

No. 613249

>>613205
Who cares! Send Jalice fics

No. 613250

>>613242
>kevin gibes
God that mf is so fucking nasty.

No. 613253

>>613249
Bellisle is the one true OTP. You know this.

No. 613256

>>613226
me too anon. i live in a no fig country now and i see no reason to keep going tbh.

No. 613258

>>613143
Slavanon here, 1000 dollars can get you a three room apartment in the center of my city, the downside is that renting is half-legal and there is little protection for both you and apartment owner, but it works, and a lot of millenials live like this. It's very affordable to live with roommates.
But when it goes to buying apartments you're kind of fucked. You have a big variety, but they are either very tiny, in a 150 years old building, or in a huge 25 floors high apartment complex with no parks or nature around, only same tall apartment buildings as yours. It's depressing as fuck to live there and 2 bedroom apt costs 100 thousand dollars, which is ridiculous.

No. 613264

>>613241
Whenever I read about credit cards and scores that's going on I'm so glad we don't have that shit here.

>>613229
To be fair, there's plenty of shitty countries in Europe that have equal or lower living standards than America or are complete poor shitholes even. You just never hear anyone from, say, Kosovo or Bosnia and Herzegovina talk about their living conditions (most definitely far poorer than the average US living conditions). You're mostly just hearing from Eurofags like me who're from a select few rich EU countries that also happen to have the highest fluency in English rates within Europe. Not to mention that all of our countries have their own sets of problems.

No. 613267

>>613250
Nasty doesn't begin to describe that troon. The way he sexualizes every single aspect of womanhood is amusing though. Only a man would think a woman would want to have constant sex when her uterus is painfully contracting on and off for almost a week.

No. 613285

>>613226
I remember being able to eat figs, now they’re so expensive I can’t afford them. I miss them, anon, I miss them in my salads so much.

No. 613294

Is it selfish of me to get a tattoo right now? I booked the appointment anyways, this is a well reputed studio that has taken extra safety measure due to immunocompromised artists and I have been in isolation practically this whole time (USA).

No. 613297

>>613294
It's not selfish and I'll tell you what I told my friend getting a tattoo: you do not need an open wound during a pandemic but do qtf you want.

No. 613299

>>613294
Why would someone that is "immunocompromised" be working at a tattoo(and I assume piercing too?) shop? Ridiculous.

No. 613302

>>613299
What would you prefer immunocompromised people to be working with?

No. 613304

>>613302
Far away from freaking needles, open wounds and such, for sure.

No. 613329

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>>613205
Broke: Team Jacob // Team Edward
Woke: Team Carlisle
He's a doctor and is loaded. He's a a good person and just the perfect man 10/10
Jokes aside, I've always been team Edward because Jacob always seemed like an incel nice guy to me. Also vampires are a billion times cooler than werewolves. Oh, and I'm also the Robert Pattinson anon from last night kek

No. 613332

I love chickpeas so much. I made some stew with them, zucchini, and bell peppers and it is so delicious and filling.

No. 613333

>>613329
He gave me daddy kink

No. 613334

>>613329
Anon he looks like a corpse

No. 613338

>>613334
He's literally dead

No. 613343

>>613334
>Guy who plays living dead vampire is styled to look dead
Hmmmmmm

No. 613348

>>613332
Crispy oven roasted chickpeas are my favorite

No. 613354

maybe i'm just a deviant but reading too much fanfiction gave me a werewolf fetish

no i don't want to fuck literal wolves or dogs or anything of that sort. or not even guys with wolf ears and tails or whatever

i mean just a typical human male that transforms into a wolf sometimes and has more primal tendencies

i just imagine they'd be good at sex and passionate lovers

i fantasize about this kind of shit a lot and i'd like to roleplay something like this but most guys would think i'm a gross zoophile weirdo, or it would probably turn out to be very cringy in actuality as we are humans

No. 613355

>>613354
This kink is a lot more common thank you may think it is, anon.

No. 613356

>>613329
this girl knows whats good
>>613334
lmao are you for real?

No. 613361

>>613355
vampires and werewolves are a frequent theme in media geared towards young women so it might be an intriguing kink more common amongst women

idk how men feel about it

No. 613362

>>607601
Where is the upper lip

No. 613368


No. 613372

>>613128
Lol my small town is run on nepotism. It’s honestly fucking hard to find a job here if you aren’t related or friends with the people hiring.
I will say the house I was renting with my ex was $500 a month, not including utilities. The place was small, but it had two bedrooms and a big front yard for my dog. Wasn’t bad as a starter place at all. Now I cringe at the idea of sharing walls with other people. Obviously it’s not the same as buying a home at all, but hey, I prefer it over an apartment building.
I’d still go rural if I moved away, but maybe to a slightly bigger town with more opportunities (and closer to other cities)

No. 613376

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I love my girls on lolcow dot farm

No. 613377

>>612711
understandable, have a nice day

No. 613388

Sometimes I feel like I’m the only anon here and I’m just fighting with my multiple personalities

No. 613389

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>had Zoom meeting for uni orientation, first time using Zoom
>post a bit in the chat
>this one girl turns out to be from the same place as me
>want to be friends with her
>realize you can't add people on Zoom
What even is the point? Now I'm sad. She seemed really cool.

No. 613396

>>613372
I wish. I lived in rural washington (3 hours away from seattle), rich old people keep buying out small houses and renting them out for like 1700 a month and that's like the only rentals here. There are some that pop up for 700-1300 a month but it's either shared or gets rented out quicky. Ontop of that trailers for sale are like 1000 a month

No. 613402

>>613376
You're a queen anon

No. 613408

>>613389
isn't there a facebook group for whatever your major is? can't you also send a private chat to someone else on zoom? i really can't remember because i only used it twice…for orientation.

No. 613439

>>613334
he techically is so

that lines up

No. 613467

>>613396
Yikes! I’m in rural Illinois, so maybe that’s why so many places I see for rent around here are so cheap. All we’ve got here is Walmart, fast food, and cornfields. So, there’s not too many people actively trying to move out here.
(And we’ve apparently got a big meth problem here too, but I guess that’s not really that surprising)

No. 613472

>>613408
We're in different majors. I checked the private chat thing, too, but it only showed me options to chat privately with the hosts of the meeting, so RIP.
Kind of tempted to say hi to her again if I see her at another orientation, but I don't want it to be weird.

No. 613607

I told my ugly pickme friend she has a huge moonface today while facetime. The look on her face was priceless. lmao

No. 613616

>>613607
Putting other women down because you feel shitty about yourself

I could never

No. 613618

>>613607
Why are you even friends with her and why would you do this?

No. 613628

>>613607
>insulting another females appearance
>supposedly they’re the pickme in the scenario

She’s still gonna fuck your bf kek

No. 613645

>>613616
ntayrt but you are literally on lolcow.

No. 613646

>>613616
Nah she deserves it. And she does have a moonface kek

>>613618
Because she deserves it and it's easy to make fun of her

>>613628
I'm wlw so no she's not going to do that kek. Equating women making fun of pickmes and men making fun of women's appearances becuase they can't get laid is so dumb

No. 613652

>>613646
You posted about her before and I think you’re obsessed.
If you’re truly wlw then you obviously have a crush on her and she doesn’t feel the same way. Can’t even get a moonface bitch kek
Cope with your own ugliness another way

No. 613653

>>613607
>>613646
guess who's back
back again

No. 613656

>>613607
Pathetic

No. 613657

>>613607
How many times are you gonna talk about her? Actually obsessed. The roommmate anon all over again.

No. 613658

>>613653
Bored ugly anon is back
She has no friends

No. 613663

The unpopular opinion thread needs to be shut down at this point. Everyday is a new derail and stupid argument that leads to NOWHERE

No. 613664

>>613646
Why are you friends with her? You don't seem to like the girl at all.

No. 613666

>>613663
It's always an anon who does not seem to understand that there is more than 1 person replying to them, fucking hilarious.

No. 613669

>>613607
Oh the best part was that she said she was so happy to facetime me because she hadn't talked with anyone in two weeks. I'm really glad I got to rub it in her face. No pun intended.

>>613657
Why are you so eager to defend an ugly pickme?

>>613664
Because she's a cow and it's funny to laugh at her and her pathetic pickme lifestyle

No. 613670

>>613663
Nah, keep it contained in that thread. They'll just take it to dumbass shit or confession threads otherwise.

No. 613676

>>613616
Thank god you're most likely someone's ugly friend because karma

No. 613677

>>613607
>>613646
Admitting you’re lesbo has added new dimension to this story; you’re in love and obsessed and the feelings aren’t requited! Makes so much more sense now, thanks for clearing it up anon.

No. 613679

>>613677
Why would I be attracted to an ugly moonfaced pickme?

No. 613682

>>613679
Because you can’t have her duh. She thinks you’re ugly mean garbage and she’s right

No. 613684

>>613682
If she thinks I'm garbage why would she message me all the time trying to facetime me? You're delusional.

No. 613685

>>613679
>>613669
When are you going to get permabanned

No. 613688

>>613679
just eat her pussy and get it over with

No. 613691

>>613684
With the same logic as you keep her around for keks, deranged lesbo-chan.

No. 613692

>>613684
>you’re delusional
oh the irony

No. 613694

I just want to be around a bunch of hot fit tall guys all day!!! Where in the world can I find a job where I can work alongside a bunch of eye candy??? Fuck I’m just tired of looking at fat/ugly scrotes at my workplace. I wanna quit so bad

No. 613698

>>613670
Very good point. I wish it was more coherent because it can be interesting depending on the argument of the day, like today, but god damn are some nerves struck clearly.

No. 613700

>>613694
Get a job on an organic farm or start wwoofing. I’ve never been around so many hot, nice, tall hippie guys and they were also foreigners from all over the world so sexy accents

No. 613701

>>613663
those threads were always just crypto vent threads mixed with bait tbh

No. 613702

>>613694
Work at a gym, babe.

No. 613704

>>613691
lol well she literally doesn't have any other friends so there you go

>>613692
You sound like the cows who accuse farmers of posting about them being jealous


>>613700
Hippie guys are the worst. Full of male feminists

No. 613705

>>613670
That's true, didn't think of it that way. Tbh we just need /xx/ back.

No. 613708

>>613607
5c say that you have a pt style horseface

No. 613722

>>613704
Just ask her nicely if you can eat her pussy

No. 613732

>>613722
>>613708
Why are you so eager to defend an ugly pickme?

No. 613735

Anons please stop giving into ugly jealous anon's attention whoring.

No. 613743

>>613735
How am I jealous? There's nothing to be jealous of.

No. 613749

>>613732
Just tryna help you in your love quest
Aight I’m done taking the bait, t’was fun footface

No. 613752

>>613749
You stop posting bait first sweetie

No. 613755

Her name is Noel
I have a dream about her

No. 613763

>>613191
I just got a (safe, socially distanced) pedicure for the first time in a year and am soooo happy! Go for it anon. What’s a dip manicure?

No. 613764

I can’t find my rose quartz roller anywhere and now my face is looking extra puffy >:(

No. 613772

>>613755
I was on vacation in the Midwest which is basically like a culture time capsule esp for me since I’m a Califag, and this song was the #1 played track on the jukebox of this restaurant I went to. What a throwback

No. 613781

>>613764
I lost my jade one and same bitch

No. 613783

>>613749
You seem like a pickme tho

Why would i want to have sex with someone obsessed with scrote attention and never gets picked?

No. 613797

I thought that after years of heavy coffee comsumption I was almost immune to caffeine. I could drink coffee in bed and then roll over and sleep… what the fuck happened? I'm suddenly up half the night or feeling jittery during the day. Why now?

No. 613830

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>>613763
I bet it looks so cute, if you reply please tell me what color!

It's a powder that you literally dip your nail into after a base coat is painted onto and then cured. I think it's acrylic, but it (can, and for me would) go on the natural nail, it's very hard, thick, and protective of the nail imo, and looks nice! It looks like this. It's my favorite type of manicure since I don't do false nails.

No. 613870

>>613830
Nta but can I do that at home?

No. 613874

>>613870
I haven't personally tried it but yes, there are full kits available that you can buy!

No. 613885

TMI but When I first got off my birth control I wanted to fuck everything. It's been a couple months and now near ovulation is when I feel this way. My relationship has had issues from lack of sex for the last couple years plus we're both busy and tired after work. So I started looking at a coworker who has a crush on me. Added him on social media, drunkly messaged him talking about work last weekend. And he told me I intimated him because I'm so shy and basically how hot my voice makes him feel. Which makes me fantasize more. I've been working on my sex life with my boyfriend but I still like getting attention from this dude because I like that he's super into me and too shy to talk to me, opposite of how my boyfriend has been. I know I'd be an idiot to ruin my long term relationship with someone I've grown this close to and share dreams and life with, but holy fuck, being horny completely takes over my brain like nothing else.

No. 613887

>>613830
please don't use dip powder if you are new to nails. it's acrylic and super glue so it's harder to use at home. and you can only get it off by soaking it off with acetone.

No. 613898

>>613870
Nta but yes! Dip powder nails are my favorite cause they dry super fast (or atleast they do with the kit I have) and are quick and easy for a beginner to do. Would highly recommend!

No. 613907

>>613887
Oh snap! I'm not brand new, I've gotten dip done before. I've always assumed the weakening of my nails was from the buffing they did, which tbh I wasn't looking forward to. Hm, maybe I will just stick to gel if I get something done…will let you ladies know. Hell, maybe I'll just paint them myself, disaster incoming or not kek.

No. 613908

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No. 613920

>>613663
I get where you’re coming from but this is /ot. A little bit of that isn’t going to kill our board.

No. 613934

>>613920
I completely see what you're saying but tbh it's annoying when one anon says something and then anons are still going in circles, arguing about it 7 hours later. It's one thing to have a conversation (which is inevitable in the unpopular opinions thread) and it's another to completely derail for hours.

No. 613984

>>613934
Yeah today was a little much, mods arent asleep they dead

No. 613990

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I will not rest until the last tranny, libfem, scrote and porn advocate are expunged from this board. This is literally the only place I like on the internet, I am not letting it get ruined by a bunch of twitterfags.

No. 613992

>>613934
True. I think it’s really annoying to try to scroll through and find real opinions in middle of the stacks of discourse, but I feel like it’s inevitable in a thread meant for sharing things that a lot of people will disagree with. Sometimes the dogpiling is kind of justified but it seems like some anons just won’t let it go, something to be expected from a board with a… arguably high… population of users with autism.
(Look at us having a reasonable discussion lmao.)

No. 614001

>>613205
Team Jacob, especially when he had long hair. I fucking love long hair. Actually I'd pretty much take any of his pack over Edward, but that's more because I prefer tan skin than a werewolf fetish. They also have way better bodies and are age appropriate.

No. 614002

>>613990
ilu anon

No. 614006

>>613992
The most autistic thing I saw was the repeated phrase of 'show me the proof that porn is harmful'. It's an opinion thread, not a 'show me the science' thread. Almost like talking to a scrote.. a porn scientist scrote.

No. 614007

>>613694
There was a new guy at work I'd only seen with a mask, dark hair, Mediterranean, kinda hot. Then one day he removed his mask and his mouth area was AWFUL. Ruined my hot cowerker fantasy.

No. 614015

Yo that muckbanger Sooyoung pisses me the fuck off how she picks up live crabs, octopus and other live sea critters over and over again, but then starts squealing, fake crying and pretending she's scared when they move.
Bitch, how many live crabs have you picked up just this year?
You not scared.

The noises and faces she makes annoys me and I don't know why I even got sucked into watching her videos for so long.
I'm retarded…

No. 614017

>>614015
Yes you are. When I heard about/watched her videos, I immediately had to shut them off, they were appalling. How do you sit through it?! And why?

No. 614019

>>614015
how is she still on youtube? You'd think that, after all the uproar and people reporting her vids, her channel would be taken down?

No. 614022

Random old memory came to me. Back when I was 18 I bleached my hair blonde. Now my hair was pretty short like a pixie cut so it lightened quickly despite being naturally quite dark. I didn't know shit about toners at the time so looking back I think it was a slightly yellow blonde. Either way I still got a sudden increase in male attention which I wasn't expecting, so I thought it looked good at the time.

I started dating a new guy, met his friends and one night met his martial arts class teacher (a man who must've weighed at least 350 pounds?!) Bf told me afterwards that he had been making fun of 'the state of my hair' Yes a deathfat man had been the one person in my months of being blonde to jump at the chance to point out my flaw of hair that needed toning….

No. 614028

>>614017
recommended and thumnails. I'd watch a video, watch her pick up a fish that flops around like fish do when you man handle them and pull them out of water, then she starts going, "ooh..ohh..ewww" and pretending she's scared of it even though she's done this 20 times.

So I skip to get to the food, and she's making these stupid ass faces & I can't keep watching.
She also pisses me off how she plays with the critters before eating them.
All her videos are the fucking same.

No. 614053

>>614015
>>614028
veganfag, but what kind of psychopath enjoys watching animals being eaten alive and suffering?

No. 614060

>>614053
Nta but I don’t think she enjoys it, more of a horror-watch? Like, I couldn’t. It’s fucking foul and scary, but yeah.

No. 614084

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This tweet made me wanna go frolic and do some plein air in a field, but there are no nice ones near me. There is a little swamp-ish area in a forest near me, so maybe I'll go there and see if I can find some plants and snails and frogs and shit.

No. 614106

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i had a first round job interview and the interviewer made an offhand comment about a previous company acquisition. from the month/year of the merger and the new company name, i found all the dox of the past company to the point of figuring out what specific databases this new job pulls information from. from researching that, i figured out the general process of the job at a technical level. i took a gamble on telling the interviewer in the 2nd round to tell me if i was right and gave them my theory down to specific file types and processing methods. they said they were impressed that i managed to figure that out from so little information but now i feel like it came off kind of intense or creepy? if i get this job, credit to this hell site for teaching me how to internet detective

No. 614109

>>614084
Frolicking on grass >>>

Nothing makes me wanna do handstands and cartwheels and jump around like a big empty field of soft grass.

No. 614112

Superman?more like Superboring I don't see why anyone even likes him come to think of it I remember watching the cartoon:forgettable

No. 614118

>>614053
The guy in vid related suggested that the main audience watching her content is either children (because of her overreactions and dumb faces she makes) or fetishists who get off to this

No. 614120

>>614112
It's because in the cartoon, the writers were too afraid of making him too powerful or else he has no conflict, which imo is bullshit and just shows lack of understanding of his character. He was better written in the justice league cartoon, when they bother having him show up. He's just a plan man with simple desires using his strength to save everyone, learning about the universe and the culture of his biological parents, maybe at the expense of being able to be a normal family man. But then again, he could do with nerfing in some areas like giving him the normal capacity to gain knowledge or have him deal with enemies who use magic more often. Sorry for sperging. I like cape shit and the Bruce Timm DC cartoons have a special place in my heart.

No. 614121

>>613645
That's completely different than someone you consider a friend, let alone a friend that is close enough to you that you FaceTime w/ her

No. 614126

>>614120
he's just a Gary stu for nerds to self insert into tbh

No. 614135

I’ve only seen maybe 10 mins of Steven Universe before turning it off, as I felt my brain deteriorating in real time… but I just spent 2 hours listening to unpopular SU opinion videos as background sound.

No. 614138

>>613990
Help us anon you’re our only hope

No. 614155

>>613645
not everyone comes here for drama

No. 614164

>>614155
Just because you don’t come here for drama doesn’t mean that it isn’t a board made literally for the purpose of drama. You might as well go on 4chan and cry about misogyny.

No. 614167

>>614155
genuinely not trying to be a dick but what do you come here for? it's virtually impossible to avoid drama on pretty much any imageboard due to a consistently angry sperging user base.

No. 614170

>>614167
Nta but I’m not here for drama either, except the occasional infight with anons for lols. Which I guess is drama but I think it’s in good fun
I came for the drama, but the cows don’t interest me anymore. It’s easy to avoid drama on /g/ and /m/

No. 614180

>>614170
ATAYRT and I kind of relate. I don't really care about most of the cows anymore and I mostly just come to /ot/ or /g/ if I'm bored and want to talk to people. I don't like the infighting though because it's usually steeped in catty hostility and seems like most of the time is just a bunch of anons ganging up on someone who has an unpopular opinion. Idk it's probably not realistic to expect that not to happen in any sphere where everyone is anonymous.

No. 614188

>>614001
Same girl same! Loooooove the long hair and tanned bodies hnngg

I didn't like the whole imprinting on a baby tho, like what the fuck. And then him following the baby around like that? Very cringy.

No. 614197

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I have no idea were to post this tbh, but how sexualized is she here? What the fuck? Jisoo's teaser was just cute, and this is just so bad and what the actual fuck is happening with her chest

No. 614201

>>614126
Idk what y’all are on about but Gary Stu is hilarious

No. 614202

>>614197
doesn't look that sexualized to me? also fuck this shitty group i'm so tired of seeing them everywhere. their first few songs were great but everything since duu-du-du whatever has been garbage

No. 614203

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I need another shitpost thread. I WANNA GO FULL RETARD!!!111!!

No. 614207

>>614203
can we make one after the next dumbass shit thread is created cuz it’s gonna lock soon anyway
It’s a race against the clock retard

No. 614211

I bet it’s so funny to be a mod and look thru anons post history cuz I know for a damn fact I act like a major retard and my posts probably reflect the quick and drastic mood changes my borderline ass endures on a semi daily basis

No. 614217

>>614211
A couple years or so ago I’d browse lc on my phone and at this point I stopped interacting a lot and was just there to keep updated. On the rare occasions I would want to reply, after I’d try I’d get the notif that I was banned for however long and the offending comments were never ones from me. I still think about it from time to time because they’d say the craziest shit and I didn’t understand the overlap. I’d get on after one month of being busy to find out I couldn’t reply to some post because I was supposedly saying really heavy race bait stuff and posting about my apparent pill addiction. To this day I’ll think about it occasionally lol like damn was this girl my tethered. How does that happen.

No. 614222

My troon skinwalker is calling himself Lilac now kek

No. 614224


No. 614232

Making fried bannock that's what's uppppp

No. 614237

>>614135
i watched steven universe once and i can safely say that it exudes gender-special vibes

No. 614238

Does anyone else hate being called ‘sis’ especially by white women

No. 614239

>>614238
WW love to “guurrrlll” me and I see 9/11 behind my eyes every single time

No. 614241

>>614202
agreed thank u blackpink sucks but at least you acknowledge that they are fitting to post about in a dumbass shit thread

No. 614247

>>614238
I see your annoyance and I raise you one being called cis by a white troon

No. 614248

>>614247
Being called cissies by sissies <<<<

No. 614250

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>>614224
Here’s a little collage for your viewing displeasure. I liked wearing things with tasteful floral prints- think botanical sketches and well executed winged liner when we were talking. This is his interpretation of that.

No. 614252

>>614250
I mean floral prints and winged eyeliner is extremely basic idk why anyone would take seeing someone they’re friends with also wear these extremely common things as them having a ‘skinwalker’

No. 614259

>>614252
It goes deeper than that anon. I’m pretty embarrassed that I was this upset about something stupid but I wrote a vent post about it. He even went with a name that starts with the same letter as mine
>>601077

No. 614262

>>612675
The aol leaks or the blogs?
For the aol leaks, you can find them in a few sites, but I like SA's highlighted ones that you can read here www.somethingawful.com/weekend-web/aol-search-log/

For the blogs, I just discover them by visiting still up but abandoned old blogs and looking at their links, and sometimes I try my luck at Geocities archives like these:
www.oocities.org
www.geocitiesarchive.org
oneterabyteofkilobyteage.tumblr.com (my favourite because it shows a preview and I don't have to waste my time with random sites for schools and stuff like that, but unfortunately you have to paste the link into the wayback machine for the sites you find interesting)
And a worthy mention of www.internetarchaeology.org, which holds a bunch of old internet images and gifs, and also gives a direct link that you can throw in the wayback machine for snooping.

If you're interested I could link some interesting blogs I found too.

No. 614268

>>614259
Tbh you both sound extremely unwell and immature

No. 614276

>>614268
I can own up to that 100%. I have lots of baggage that I’ve recently been able to unpack. It really didn’t help when my shitty self worth made me tolerate bullshit from people like him and all our coworkers

No. 614278

I hate drywall so much. This shit dents so goddamn easily. It feels like such bullshit upkeep when you constantly have to patch up holes and repaint all the time because you accidentally bumped something against the wall briefly with hardly any force. Fuck this gay drywall earth

No. 614281

>>614120
Yes but he's still boring compared to other superheroes,Superman the animated series lacked the charm and wit the animated Batman series had,not to mention better villains and episodes

No. 614296

>>614268
Ok troon lover cape for this creepy dude harder

No. 614302

>>614268
Nah, the tranny does. All anon did was vent about it.

No. 614316

>>614259
anon troons do this all the time. I've had them do it to me and I know how uncomfortable it can make you feel. Cut him off best as possible and stay safe!

No. 614332

>>614278
100% agree and feel your pain. The last sentence sent me lmao, thanks for the laugh anon

No. 614351

Am I an awful person for waiting to see if that one ig model who went to india to have an eye implant so she could further fake heterochromia has lost her vision already

Like every month or so I search her name just to see if her eyes are fucked up like everyone else who has had those implants

No. 614357

>>614351
I think it’s just morbid curiosity kind of? Every few months I check if Ashley Isaacs is still alive.

No. 614358

>>614351
No, if anything you could make yourself believe you’re doing it out of concern

No. 614362

when I was 10 I thought you had to have sex 9 times to get pregnant kek.

No. 614364

>>614362
My parents were so awful with sex ed after what they told me I though there was a tube involved and you had to go to the hospital to do it

No. 614366

>>614364
My mom didn’t tell me anything, I thought girls peed from their clit and pooped babies.

No. 614372

>>614366
When I got my period and told my mom she awkwardly hugged me, patted my back and gave me pads without saying anything but "oh congratulations…." I felt more comfortable asking my 6th grade teacher about it the next day!

No. 614374

I love the unconventional male attractions thread but can’t contribute because it’s too embarrassing even for that thread

No. 614376

>>614372
I love my momma, but I got my period at my dad's house (back when he gave a fuck) and my stepmom stepped in and helped me. When I went home I told my mom and I could tell my mom was mad that it happened over there and kind of took it out on me by being kind of rude about it.
She was like, "Okay she gave you a pad, you had your period" before coming back 15 minutes and sitting me down and talking about it.

No. 614388

>>614376
>>614372
Even after getting my period nothing was explained to me at all, just like when I had to go to school braless even if all the girls in class wore them. I just wish my parents were better with sex ed so I wouldn't have become so awkward with sex stuff.

No. 614398

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watching Single White Female is kind of turning me on because the copycat reminds me of my first girl crush on highschool

i'm only 20 minutes in tho so i'll probably be less into it later i hope

No. 614429

>>613830
Thanks for the reply! And I got coral!

No. 614435

>>614232
What is that and how did you make it and most importantly, how did it turn out?

No. 614442

I hate being so quirky and not like other girls because I can never find clothes that I like on local stores and I don't like buying them online

No. 614444

>>614364
When I first got my period I thought I shat myself kek

No. 614446

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>>613376
love you too and that pic is adorable, fukken saved
>>614211
i think about this a lot. mods probably have seen me go on the vent thread talking about extreme depression and then getting into an argument about god knows what too many times. based mods for dealing with me and other neurotic anons. i think i've had 2 nightmares about getting permabanned from lolcow now

No. 614456

>>614442
Try going to the thrift store if you can find one, I go there and just pick out the most unusual thing I find, I found a Tripp nyc dress once and I live in a tiny nobody town. You can also learn to sew or alter clothes, I recommend buying fabric paint and painting over all your clothes, but be careful because it's addicting

No. 614457

This random girl just messaged me to warn me about my flatmate (we’ve lived together for over 2 years now). Apparently years ago flatmate was her friend but then slept with the guy this girl was in love with. She was warning me that flatmate is a snake and shouldn’t be trusted. Tbh I found this fucking hilarious, but should I be concerned that this girl must have cyberstalked flatmate to find me? Should I tell my flatmate?

No. 614460

>>614211
How long is the post history stored for? Do we know?

No. 614474

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>>614211
I think about this too
They probably see how scatterbrained and horny I am RIP

No. 614491

Everyone if you like making characters or playing dress up games you need to get the program Vroid Studio! It's like the ultimate dress up game, you can make whatever clothing you like if you're creative and any sort of hairstyle, I mean ANY, because you can draw each hair strand where you want it. You can make the perfect husbando/waifu!! It just takes a lot of time to texture the clothing/hair/face but you end up with a perfect 3d character model. If you don't like anime proportions you can just make the head smaller/narrower, eyes smaller and arms longer and it will look sorta normal.

No. 614492

>>614197
This looks fine to me, k-pop standards are ridiculous.

No. 614494

I just had an argument with a friend about her transman gf, I told her I do not approve the OPs and hormones and somehow I didn't get shit on and had a reasonable conversation. Feels good man. Btw has anyone statistics that prove that test and the OPs are harmful, especially for women?

No. 614497

>>614491
Desperately crying because I still can't draw the hair…

No. 614498

>>614362
I first learned from an encyclopedia which was obviously very… scientific about it. Somehow I thought you have sex once on your wedding night and you decide when you get pregnant which can be years later. If you want multiple kids you have sex again, probably on that same night. The sperm just stays in there, ready to procreate.

I knew sex was a thing that people do quite frequently. I just didn’t want to think my parents did that so this seemed like the most logical conclusion.

No. 614500

>>614456
The "thrift" stores where I live aren't even thrift stores, they just buy clothes from US stores in bulk and resell them at a very high price.
I just started learning how to sew because I have given up on finding clothes I like on stores lol even the ""alternative"" fashions shops I've seen just sell really outdated mall goth clothes, or just really tacky shit.

No. 614512

I hope my future gf doesn't mind my hairy legs

No. 614517

>>614512
I won't

No. 614519

I've been dating a guy for like 5 years and we aren't as serious as some other couples we know because I don't want to be lol. I was engaged in my early 20s and loved with a guy for nearly 5 years. It was awful. I have my own place and there's nothing better than your own space that no one can fuck with. I've been craving this since I was young. I'm in no rush to get engaged or have children because I'm still trying to get my foot in the door of my desired field. I figured the guy I'm dating is happy too since he has his own place and has a son from a previous relationship so he's at least passed on his seed or whatever the fuck. It's just that people are so rude towards us because we aren't clamouring to move in together and have kids. He's a bit of a slob and purchased a fixer upper that you basically camp in when you visit since its not got all the normal things you'd expect of a house. Meanwhile I have a nice two bed apartment, 2 baths and in a tourist spot but away from industry. So we're like long distance but not really. Anyway. It just gets boring that every weekend now we see this same other couple and we have to spend hours going over our relationship whilst never criticising this other couple who rushed kids, engagement and a mortgage you know. All they do is fight and now their kids are old enough to tell you about mummy and daddy fighting and why the fuck do people think this is what everyone is desperately trying to have? I might not want my own bio kids. I like my tight vagina and my multiple orgasms. I like my body. I had a slow start to some things so my career isn't where I want it. I might want to travel before settling down once I've the means. I might just adopt or foster very later on. I've already got a nephew and while he's very cute, you do get a headache after a while watching him lol.

I just don't care if you live with your partners. Stop trying to rub my nose in it and giving my boyfriend a complex that I won't move in with him in his unfinished unheated unfurnished house. I bet all these women would love my apartment lol

No. 614520

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>>614497
I don't know if this will help but try this if you haven't already: first mess with the hair thickness/width parameters and draw some thick hairs to make the shape of your hair. Then deform the mesh that the hair lies on to make the shape you want. Then change the hair brush to make thin hairs and add them as details. Then you can add another hair mesh layer and make it a bit larger than the previous one and draw some more hairs on it so you have some hairs that stick out a bit. Then you can draw over the base texture to make it prettier. I'm not a pro yet either but I'm happy with what I made. I made some horns and hairclips for my character too by changing the textures, you can draw a very thick hair and then draw over the texture to make hairclips.

No. 614521

>>614517
I love these posts

No. 614524

>>614512
I've dated men that don't care so I'm sure you'll find a woman who is cool with it. I really wish it was something that didn't even require concern like that.

No. 614528

The essay I’m writing sounds like an Anna Khachiyan tweet rip

No. 614530

>>614528
That means you're doing it right

No. 614534

The farmhands on /ot/ are fucking retarded. Like, not normal lolcow user retarded like we all are, but proper downies or admin is doing community outreach or some shit

No. 614535

>>614534
in b4 they silently ban me for this and delete my post like I know they've done to other users here that were critical of stuff they like in the last few weeks

No. 614541

>>614535
You're very paranoid.

No. 614591

>>614528
I finished my essay now I just have to sort out my references woo wooooo

No. 614611

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No. 614619

New thread bitchachos >>614614



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