/ot/ - What do you want to be done with your dead body?

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What do you want to be done with your dead body? Anonymous 10/01/20 (Thu) 07:07:35 PM No. 643427

Imagining what life would be like after I died is kind of calming for me during stressful times.

I want to be put in a swamp under a big tree, my ancestors can come visit and uncover my corpse to see me preserved, then use my body for magical rituals.

What do you want to happen with your dead body?

Anonymous 10/01/20 (Thu) 07:16:33 PM No. 643439

I want my dead body to be posted on Lolcow and then have all the cows I nitpicked at nitpick me just as I did them.
But i'm dead so they look worst then I did, because they are picking at a dead chick instead of a live one.

Anonymous 10/01/20 (Thu) 07:18:04 PM No. 643442

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Ideally I would like to have a natural burial, without coffin or clothes. A good second option would be giving my body to medical schools or researchers.
Going more wild, leaving my skeleton and preserved organs in a jar for any descendents that I may have, or even in a museum or public space (like a library, they are one of my favorite places). I wanna be spooky.

Anonymous 10/01/20 (Thu) 07:25:48 PM No. 643446

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I love this thread. Lately I've been thinking that I would like my body to be wrapped in a white shroud with some fresh flowers and buried in a shallow grave, maybe in a preserved forested area somewhere. No embalming or anything for me.

Anonymous 10/01/20 (Thu) 07:27:34 PM No. 643447

>>643442
I seriously wish my loved ones could preserve my skeleton, prop it up and put a lab coat on the the ol' rack of bones.

Anonymous 10/01/20 (Thu) 07:28:30 PM No. 643450

Natural burial in a lush meadow so I can become animal poop. Giving back to Gaia.

Anonymous 10/01/20 (Thu) 07:30:25 PM No. 643451

Cremated.

Anonymous 10/01/20 (Thu) 07:32:40 PM No. 643453

years ago I asked my lawyer if it was possible to put it in my will to allow a (female) necrophiliac I knew online to have my dead body but she said it wasn't legally feasible

Anonymous 10/01/20 (Thu) 07:33:31 PM No. 643455

I'd just want the corpse to be useful. I'd like my organs to be donated if they could. Maybe some anatomy class can have my body to dissect so they can all puzzle and say to themselves "How tf this bitch live?" Perhaps someone can make some cool jewelry out of my teeth, or bone dirt if they cremate me.
I've heard of bone dirt jewelry.

Anonymous 10/01/20 (Thu) 07:35:00 PM No. 643456

If I ever get a farm for me and my loves ones, I want to be buried under a willow me and my husband has planted.

If not, I want my ashes scattered or something. Anything other than being buried in a cramped graveyard, hell I'd rather be thrown in the trash.

Anonymous 10/01/20 (Thu) 08:00:53 PM No. 643470

I’ll have my beloved dog cremated and eventually when I die I’ll be cremated. Instructions to mix his ashes with my ashes and tossed in our favorite park

Anonymous 10/01/20 (Thu) 09:02:21 PM No. 643501

I think I'd like to be buried in an eco-coffin with something planted underneath. When my dog died we buried her in the backyard near a palm tree and a few months after it shot up more than I ever seen it grow in 10+ years. We have a lot to give back in our bodies and its kind of comforting to let yourself
bring new life to something when you're done with yours.

Anonymous 10/01/20 (Thu) 09:32:09 PM No. 643517

Cremated and buried in a garden of lilacs and bluebells on the side of the house. I used to want my organs donated but I wouldn’t be able to trust that my carcass would be treated with respect.

Anonymous 10/01/20 (Thu) 09:36:15 PM No. 643518

This is impossible but I want my dead body sent into space

Anonymous 10/01/20 (Thu) 09:38:29 PM No. 643522

If I die of old age of natural causes I want to be cremated, no further details decided yet. If I die young I want to be buried next to my uncle who also died young.

Anonymous 10/01/20 (Thu) 09:53:12 PM No. 643534

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same as last night

Anonymous 10/01/20 (Thu) 09:59:39 PM No. 643542

I want it to burn and disappear into the ether

Anonymous 10/01/20 (Thu) 11:01:29 PM No. 643573

Don't let necro cannibal chan find this thread pls

Anonymous 10/01/20 (Thu) 11:16:57 PM No. 643578

Toss it in the desert and let the dingoes and bugs take me.

Anonymous 10/01/20 (Thu) 11:27:45 PM No. 643583

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Anonymous 10/01/20 (Thu) 11:35:39 PM No. 643588

I want to be buried under a tree so I can become part of the circle/world again faster. I think having something that spreads various sources of life for other beings as a place/symbol of my death beautiful. I hope if anyone ever comes visit what's left of me then to remember me, I hope they will understand and maybe be less sad and happy that we got to share these moments together while I was still a person/individual instead.

Anonymous 10/01/20 (Thu) 11:37:51 PM No. 643589

>>643439
100000 IQ reply spoted

Anonymous 10/02/20 (Fri) 12:12:08 AM No. 643604

>>643583
The only correct answer in this thread

Anonymous 10/02/20 (Fri) 12:41:58 AM No. 643619

>>643427
I hope my body is in a good enough state to have my organs donated. In any case though, idk I guess I would want to be cremated and then my closest friends/family can use one of those services that turns ashes to jewelry or something cool like that.

Anonymous 10/02/20 (Fri) 01:19:56 AM No. 643651

They can eat it for all I care. I'd prefer it be used for medicine but it doesn't matter much to me.

Anonymous 10/02/20 (Fri) 04:10:35 AM No. 643774

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Anonymous 10/02/20 (Fri) 04:14:57 AM No. 643780

>>643455
Same. Would love to donate my body to science then, once they're done with me, be cremated into something that doesn't take much space at all.

Anonymous 10/02/20 (Fri) 04:15:55 AM No. 643783

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Anonymous 10/02/20 (Fri) 04:20:28 AM No. 643791

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Im gonna sound super edgy but I hope no one finds it, i don't know why i don't want people to think of me as dead (or to even see my body) i want to be just one of those people who is perpetually missing forever.

With my shitty mental health people close to me would just be like "eh she finally offed herself" so i doubt it would make alot of difference for closure, my family doesn't give a shit about me so fuck them no one is allowed to have my stuff for like 5 years until they can legally declare me dead kek.

Anonymous 10/02/20 (Fri) 04:30:09 AM No. 643799

>>643791
I have extreme anxiety about people handling my dead body (so dumb, like what would I care at that point?) so missing forever sounds nice to me too.

Anonymous 10/02/20 (Fri) 04:56:29 AM No. 643830

I think it would be cool to be eaten by vultures like some monks do in the Himalayas.
But realistically cremated, and probably not donating organs because I doubt mine will be any good when I die.

Anonymous 10/02/20 (Fri) 05:02:43 AM No. 643834

i dont really care. i just don't want my organs fucked with or to be cremated. i know its dumb because ill be dead but i still have hope the zombie apocolypse will come and i'd like to be fully included. i wouldn't like to be ash, i'd like to embrace being a skeleton, and perhaps have one of my bones turned into a nice necklace for my partner

Anonymous 10/02/20 (Fri) 05:37:52 AM No. 643877

I signed up for organ donation, hopefully I can help a sick person who needs my body parts. I'd even let medical science use me as a cadaver if they wanted, I'll be dead after all.

Anonymous 10/02/20 (Fri) 05:41:25 AM No. 643882

I’d prefer it spontaneously combust or incinerate on the spot so that nobody can touch my body. We had a family friend in the mortuary business and he was weird as fuck. I know I’d be dead but I’d rather not be touched lmao

Anonymous 10/02/20 (Fri) 06:01:48 AM No. 643901

I literally don't care. Only thing is don't give it to some wierd dude to fuck or fuckin preserve my head, I'm too ugly for that.

Anonymous 10/02/20 (Fri) 06:08:32 AM No. 643908

Wait I decided. I wanna my body to be thrown to the wolves at Yellowstone.

Anonymous 10/02/20 (Fri) 06:18:06 AM No. 643922

>>643908
based

Anonymous 10/02/20 (Fri) 06:18:41 AM No. 643923

>>643908
You and me both baybee, let’s go

Anonymous 10/02/20 (Fri) 06:41:11 AM No. 643944

Would love to be mummified and showcased. You don't even have to identify me as me you can pretend I was someone important..

Anonymous 10/02/20 (Fri) 07:11:03 AM No. 643970

This is such a good question OP! Personally I am immortal and will never die but this is a great question for everyone else. Keep up the good work!

Anonymous 10/02/20 (Fri) 07:15:50 AM No. 643976

just incinerate me and put me in an urn. no need to waste space or resources.
but make sure it's a damn nice urn…

Anonymous 10/02/20 (Fri) 07:18:04 AM No. 643980

I think I'd like a traditional grave somehow. I used to not really care, but my grandparents died in a foreign country before I was born and when I finally got to see their graves a few years ago it was a really spiritual and heavy experience for me. I think I'd like to preserve that experience for my loved ones too.
What happens to my actual body I care less about. Cremation sounds nice but it seems to be pretty energy intensive, so decomposing naturally in a biodegradable coffin sounds like a good option. I like the idea of becoming one with the Earth and nature again.

Anonymous 10/02/20 (Fri) 09:04:58 AM No. 644044

I used to think of this constantly a couple of years ago and stumbled upon this vid about glass sculptures filled with ashes. I always wanted to do something a bit unorthodox with my remains, that way it isn’t as sad to look at or tied to bad feelings of passing away.

Anonymous 10/02/20 (Fri) 09:15:39 AM No. 644050

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wow finally a place I can answer this question with my weird request

as many anons said,I would like my organs to be donated to ppl in need if possible and I really liked this >>643442 reply about keeping the skeleton somewhere

aside from that,I would like to be cremated and then(if possible,idk if it can happen)have my ashes mixed with 3D printer material and be made into a kawaii/cool animu figure of myself that I'd have at least attempted to design

this way my descendants(if I have any) could show me off to guests and be like "…and this is my great-grandma"

or idk throw it away or store it in an attic because it's weird af

Anonymous 10/02/20 (Fri) 09:19:55 AM No. 644051

>>644044
I love this

Anonymous 10/02/20 (Fri) 10:33:21 AM No. 644099

>>643427
Do you think cremations are becoming more popular than burials? I haven’t been to a burial funeral, both of my grandads were cremated. I am probably stupid but I think being buried provides a place loved ones can visit you. Sprinkling ashes somewhere is not the same. I want to be pushing daisies 6 feet under I think.

Anonymous 10/02/20 (Fri) 10:39:16 AM No. 644103

>>644099
I'm afraid of someone using my corpse for ill purposes so I wanna be cremated. It's kinda stupid but a fear nonetheless.

Anonymous 10/02/20 (Fri) 10:41:41 AM No. 644107

>>644103
Actually, there was that Russian man that dug up graves of little girls and kept their corpses in his flat.

Anonymous 10/02/20 (Fri) 10:50:22 AM No. 644112

>>644107
Jesus fuck. And there have been reports of men digging up freshly buried corpses of women to rape them. That's why I just wanna be cremated. Desecration of a corpse is something I just cannot stomach.

Anonymous 10/02/20 (Fri) 12:14:11 PM No. 644133

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>>644099
you can be cremated and still have a burial place, it's the most common actually. you can even have a regular sized grave if you prefer, but much better is to have your spot in a place called columbarium, because it wouldnt take so much cementary space and would be easier to take care of for your family when they visit your resting space.

Anonymous 10/02/20 (Fri) 12:19:50 PM No. 644137

Cremated to save space, with a nice plaque or something in a cemetery so that no family or friends have to look after an urn or anything >>644044 is pretty but if it broke you would feel so bad

>>644112
Necrophiles enjoy true gender equality so enjoy trusting even less people with your corpse
http://www.nokilli.com/sacto/karen-greenlee.htm

Anonymous 10/02/20 (Fri) 12:29:26 PM No. 644148

>>644103
Remember that FBI raid in Arizona where people who donated their body to science had their corpses brutally violated? Heads sewn together, body parts of different people attached to make circus freak proportions etc.
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/dismembered-body-parts-sewn-together-frankenstein-donation-center-fbi-found-n1035131

Anonymous 10/02/20 (Fri) 12:32:09 PM No. 644152

I want my corpse donated to a body farm. I won't be using the damn thing anymore and maybe my existence could actually be beneficial to humanity for once

Anonymous 10/02/20 (Fri) 12:50:36 PM No. 644170

>>644099
Cremations are more popular because they're cheap and people have realized the scams of the funeral industry and how the costs of embalming, fancy coffins, and plots are really not worth the tens of thousands in the end.

Anonymous 10/02/20 (Fri) 01:05:56 PM No. 644182

>>643970
Kek

Anonymous 10/02/20 (Fri) 01:09:40 PM No. 644188

>>643427
just put me in a box and chuck me in the sea idgaf

Anonymous 10/02/20 (Fri) 01:15:14 PM No. 644195

>>644103
Can't you put into your will that you only want your body handled by women? Then the chance is smaller.

Anonymous 10/02/20 (Fri) 01:16:43 PM No. 644198

>>644195
Nevermind. Castrate all men.

Anonymous 10/02/20 (Fri) 01:28:03 PM No. 644204

I'm extremely uncomfortable with the idea of having my body (or the bodies of my loved ones) rotting away underground, so I'd rather be cremated. It might have something to do with my claustrophobia and my fear of corpses, but I feel like cremation would make me feel more at peace.

Anonymous 10/02/20 (Fri) 02:03:38 PM No. 644236

I want to be buried in a forest but not embalmed so the worms can eat my body.

Anonymous 10/02/20 (Fri) 02:10:19 PM No. 644241

How about one of those ritual sky burials where your corpse is left on a mountain top for the birds to eat your rotting remains

Anonymous 10/02/20 (Fri) 02:19:21 PM No. 644256

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Tossed at the open sea or be thrown to a mountain to never be recovered again. Maybe put myself and flames then fall to my Certain death. If someone records it, it will be a plus.

I’ll probably end my life if I get something like cancer or something serious. Or even if I’m tired and too old to function properly. I believe ending your own life is a beautiful way to get out, so I wanna be edgy in my final moments.

That’s my plan, but If I get killed by an accident or something I can’t control my wife has instructions to bury me in a forest with my favorite figures and dresses in a weird way to confuse future archaeologists.

Anonymous 10/02/20 (Fri) 07:23:01 PM No. 644582

>>643427
I literally do not give a single fuck what happens to my corpse. Throw me in the trash for all I care.

Anonymous 10/02/20 (Fri) 07:36:51 PM No. 644589

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I would love to be turned into some kind of jewel or gem. It's basically the same as just having a pot of my ashes lying around, but prettier. I don't want it to have some sort of connotation of spiritual energy, it's just I turned my body into a pretty shiny rock. I bet it's balls to the wall expensive though.
>pic related is the closest thing i have to a diamond downloaded

Anonymous 10/02/20 (Fri) 07:46:27 PM No. 644596

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Great thread! I’m interested in a natural burial much like >>643446
For most of my life I thought I wanted to be cremated, but I find the cremation process a bit too removed from close friends and family. I think death and burial should be an intimate moment shared with loved ones, so it seems a bit strange to ship your loved one’s body off to a crematorium so someone can incinerate it for you. I don’t think ritual funeral pyres are going to make a comeback for safety reasons— although if it were allowed, I might consider it— so a natural burial seems the most intimate and ecofriendly of all options. I’m very into becoming part of the earth faster like >>643588 mentions. We’re all going to decay and turn back into the primordial elemental soup everything is made of a la NGE Tang regardless of whether you shove yourself in a steel coffin or turn yourself to dust. A natural burial respects the body and the process of decay and regeneration the most, IMO.

Anonymous 10/02/20 (Fri) 08:05:37 PM No. 644618

Ask a mortician is an excellent channel for looking at options for funerals. A lot of people don't know that you don't have to be embalmed or displayed in a funeral home. Many times people just go with what the funeral service says. I really hate two day funerals its kind of pointless to keep your body chilling in the middle of the room while your family gawks at it. When my grandmother was close to passing away I wish we would have had a conversation about her funeral arrangements. We all knew she didn't have much time left (and I suspect she did too). I know its an uncomfortable conversation to have (especially about yourself) but we didn't have a lot of things settled and after she died we had to deal with all of that while also grieving.

Anonymous 10/02/20 (Fri) 08:47:36 PM No. 644661

I want to be cremated and then scattered over this place in the countryside I used to go with my family when I was younger. I haven't gone in years and I think about it all the time.

Anonymous 10/02/20 (Fri) 09:22:43 PM No. 644681

>>644589
I had to look it up and it’s possible, the price for doing so starts at basically 3,000 dollars, I will definitely start saving money for that. Thanks for the idea, anon! I love you.

Anonymous 10/02/20 (Fri) 11:31:15 PM No. 644814

I want the ashes of my dead body to be turned into a diamond. I remember looking for how much it would cost and its a few thousand dollars. I think its a great gift to leave my family with. They can wear me as a ring, earring, or a necklace. Since I was small I always wondered what I wanted to happen to my dead body and diamond is always the answer that pops into my head.

Anonymous 10/02/20 (Fri) 11:46:32 PM No. 644823

Donating my body to science. I give zero fucks if my body ends up in a ditch somewhere or exploded, I'm dead bitch. If someone decides to go against my wishes then I don't care in the end, this flesh puppet will be forgotten in a hundred years or less anyway.

Anonymous 10/02/20 (Fri) 11:53:45 PM No. 644827

>>643427
Kinda OT and is weird but my uncle had some of my grandads ashes for a tattoo. I don’t know how it works? Like mixed with the ink or something. It makes me feel uncomfortable, I hate it, my mum and my auntie were against with his choice. My nan also has a tiny little plastic container with some of his ashes in, in a bedside draw. I found it once and I felt so uncomfortable and weird. I don’t know how I feel. My grandad :(

Anonymous 10/03/20 (Sat) 04:22:05 AM No. 645002

I really honestly give 0 shits just as long as my funeral's fun.

Oh. And nobody's allowed to go into debt to adhere to some outdated program of ceremonial embalming and preservation. Seriously, that shit is a RACKET. Burn me, bury me under a tree in a plastic bag, just for the love of god don't spend thousands on unnecessary bullshit niceties.

Anonymous 10/03/20 (Sat) 05:56:39 AM No. 645060

>>643427
sus question

Anonymous 10/03/20 (Sat) 10:48:27 AM No. 645153

I want to be cremated and buried under a flowering tree next to my husband.
I don't have a husband.

Anonymous 10/03/20 (Sat) 11:16:05 AM No. 645168

>>645153
in China they sometimes marry two corpses of an unmarried woman and man to burry them together so their family can say their kids got married even if they never met in life, maybe you can have that happen

Anonymous 10/03/20 (Sat) 11:54:38 AM No. 645177

My organs donated (if they're healthy enough to be donated…) and what remains made into something pretty, like a gemstone as >>644589 said. I'm ugly as fuck and useless alive, at least my remains will be beautiful and my organs useful, hopefully.

Anonymous 10/03/20 (Sat) 01:22:32 PM No. 645228

I’d like to be buried in the dirt without a casket so my body melts into the earth.

Anonymous 10/17/20 (Sat) 09:35:36 AM No. 657776

I once saw that in Tibet they let the bodies get eaten by vultures completely, and that's what I want. Fucking having my body rot away under the floor, or having my ashes take up space in some random box. I want my body to completely dissapear after I die. Give it to the dogs, throw into acid, idk. Just imagine, dissapear completely. No bones, no organs, nothing.

Anonymous 10/17/20 (Sat) 10:24:33 PM No. 658157

>>657776
Yea ditto on that disappearing forever thing. When I'm gone, I want to really be gone. I'd say cremate me and flush me down the nearest 7/11 toilet.

Anonymous 10/17/20 (Sat) 10:25:31 PM No. 658158

>>657776
That vulture thing is really hardcore tho, pretty cool for Tibet.

Anonymous 12/13/20 (Sun) 04:22:41 AM No. 693386

I will kill myself at 40 when there's no more love between me and my husband and age starts making illnesses appear. I thought killing myself with a train would be nice, but I don't actually want anybody to discover my body. So I'll travel far and wide on my last trip into the mountains and find the prettiest looking flower field. I'll take some venom and lay there with a white sheer dress, and go to sleep, leaving my corpse there for some animal to eat or for it to return into the forest. I will, of course, take a picture of my body moments before my death to verify how stunning I look. And I hope my husband cries, my daughter cries, and everyone laments my death, but nobody actually finds me.

Anonymous 12/13/20 (Sun) 04:30:06 AM No. 693389

>>693386
Why do you think you and your husband won't love eachother anymore at 40? ngl though anon, the last part sounds kind of fucked up. especially for the part about your daughter.

Anonymous 12/13/20 (Sun) 04:30:08 AM No. 693390

>>693386
Samefagging but I hope I have the sweetest most caring husband, and a very beautiful smart and talented daughter. I hope we travel the world together as the warm family I never had and always dreamt of. I hope my child is happy and my husband feels accomplished with having me as his wife. Because him finding my suicide note will be the most satisfying shit ever, I'm just going to be sad that I won't be able to see his mortifyed face when he figures out I'm gone for good. I hope everyone searches for me and nobody finds me. I'm happy to die, been wanting to die since I was 12 and keep procastinating the date of my death, but 40 seems like a fine age to die. I hope people think of me of a young talented person who died because of depression, because honestly even if I had the best future ever my depression will always follow me.(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)

Anonymous 12/13/20 (Sun) 04:31:16 AM No. 693392

>>693389
Love always dies.

Anonymous 12/13/20 (Sun) 04:33:51 AM No. 693393

>>693390
>>693392
Anon, I'm not trying to be one of those "suicide is selfish" people but, it's honestly very strange you're getting off on the fact your husband and child will be hurt by your death. Who the fuck likes to inflict that kind of pain on other people? Whatever works for you tho, I guess.

Anonymous 12/13/20 (Sun) 04:36:48 AM No. 693394

>>693393
I'm an depressed woman who much rather die early than continue suffering and I'd rather die than have my hypotetical husband leave me. Why keep on living if my body will deteriorate at 40 and get sicker?

Anonymous 12/13/20 (Sun) 04:38:20 AM No. 693395

>>693390
I hope you never have a kid.

Anonymous 12/13/20 (Sun) 04:42:00 AM No. 693396

>>693395
Don't worry, I will have a child. I can't wait for the day her daddy tells her "Mommy is not coming home".

Anonymous 12/13/20 (Sun) 04:43:03 AM No. 693397

>>693396
Your disgusting.

Anonymous 12/13/20 (Sun) 04:43:45 AM No. 693399

>>693397
I am, and that's why I don't wanna live past 40.
I will be the best mom, the most caring mom. I will be loving and understanding.
But my death is mine and mine alone to decide.

Anonymous 12/13/20 (Sun) 04:47:35 AM No. 693401

>>693396
>>693397
>>693399
Adding to this, I hope my husband cries and his family tells him "We told you she was crazy, we told you not to marry her, we told you she wasn't good for you". Because honestly who the fuck would love me.

Anonymous 12/13/20 (Sun) 04:53:24 AM No. 693408

>>693401
Wew, bitter incel much?
I hope you're very young and just stupid. 40 is still young, you sound like a fool.

Anonymous 12/13/20 (Sun) 05:03:13 AM No. 693418

>>693408
I'm not an incel, I just think I'm unlovable even if people do indeed tend to love me, I have very low self esteem.

Anonymous 12/13/20 (Sun) 05:06:40 AM No. 693420

>>693394
Then please kill yourself before you have kids. The issue isn't that you want to kys, it's just that you want to hurt your daughter and husband. If you're not a troll, let me just say you will not be the loving caring mother you think you are if you want to hurt your daughter, which could leave her depressed as well.

Anonymous 12/13/20 (Sun) 05:09:05 AM No. 693421

>>693418
work on that instead of traumatizing your loved ones for a fantasy

Anonymous 12/13/20 (Sun) 05:41:45 AM No. 693433

>>693418
You sound like a raging narcissist who sees others as props and revel in unhealthy and morbid fantasies to cope instead of putting in an effort. Maybe try some therapy.

Anonymous 12/13/20 (Sun) 05:53:31 AM No. 693436

I want to be made into a table

Anonymous 12/13/20 (Sun) 06:19:13 AM No. 693447

I've always romanticized the idea of living in a remote cabin when I am old. When I'm ready to die I'll just go out into the wilderness and let animals feast on my body. Hopefully no one finds me so I can just be a cool skeleton.

Anonymous 12/13/20 (Sun) 07:32:18 AM No. 693472

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i love how many girls want tibetan sky burials in this thread. that would be IDEAL. but honestly, i just want to be wrapped in a nice shroud and placed in the dirt, no embalming. so i can feed the worms, create soil, and become part of the life cycle all over again. i just want to nourish the earth that's nourished me throughout my life. that's enough for me. i don't need to leave any kind of legacy or impact, i would still be contributing to the beauty of the planet.

Anonymous 12/13/20 (Sun) 08:14:06 AM No. 693481

I'd like to be cremated and just be displayed in the living room or somewhere in the house. If my urn gets knocked over and gets swept into the trash that's not my problem anymore.

But in seriousness, I'd like for my organs to be donated, then cremated and my ashes tossed somewhere.

Anonymous 12/13/20 (Sun) 08:56:09 AM No. 693490

the plan that i had for years was to shoot myself in the woods and let wild animals eat my corpse but since i no longer want to do that i've decided i want to be cremated, have my ashes mixed into concrete, and turned into a statue basically. not of myself, but of some kind of symbol that would bring happiness to people when they see it

Anonymous 12/13/20 (Sun) 02:58:55 PM No. 693631

>>693490
I like that.

Anonymous 12/14/20 (Mon) 03:53:51 AM No. 693979

>>693390

This is idiotic.

Anonymous 12/14/20 (Mon) 04:08:40 AM No. 693983

I just wanna go back to the earth, doesn’t matter if that’s cremation+spreading ashes or a natural burial. I think modern western burial methods are the absolute worst and IMO feel super disrespectful to both the person and the planet. I don’t want to slowly melt into a bunch of toxic sludge oozing out of a steel and polyester casket into a concrete vault six feet under.

The most frustrating part is that my mom’s made it clear that she won’t honor my final wishes if they mean cremation or no embalming. Idk what I could put in the note to convince her otherwise. Then my local cemetery allows burial without embalming but you still have to use the concrete tomb and the body has to be frozen <24hrs after death, which gets stickier because it means you’ve gotta be found soon but not soon enough to revive you.

I’d like organ donating but from what I’ve read it can only be done under very specific circumstances and most deaths don’t meet the criteria. I used to like the idea of donating to science but then I read about how there’s no regulation for it, which kinda skeeves me out. Ultimately it seems like cremation is the best for logistical reasons but again my mom would never allow it.

Anonymous 12/14/20 (Mon) 05:56:44 AM No. 694021

>>693983
I’m in a similar situation with my mom. I absolutely DO NOT want to be embalmed or cremated and I want a natural burial. She says she thinks it would be mean and unfair of me to demand that since I guess it’s harder to do than a “regular” burial or cremation due to state regulations, which i don’t know if that’s actually true but the only thing that matters is that she thinks it’s true and won’t budge on it. I’m not planning on dying right now but accidents happen which is why I wanted to make my wishes clear now. Idk if my parents would respect them or not and if they did I think my mom would resent me for it because she thinks it’ll be more traumatizing for some reason.

Anonymous 12/14/20 (Mon) 09:16:17 AM No. 694074

I want to be buried under a fruit tree so people can eat my body in like a vegan way. Hopefully it makes the tree freakishly big. Taking reccomendations for fruit choices

Anonymous 12/14/20 (Mon) 09:49:07 AM No. 694080

>>694074
Pomegranates, they look like blood drops.

Anonymous 12/14/20 (Mon) 10:12:33 AM No. 694081

>>694074
I am not a botanist or gardener, but you should ask one. There are tree species that thrive on graveyards, and others that do not do well in soil with remains and will wither if you plant them there. The kinds of trees are good to plant on graves are well known, just not by me.

Anonymous 12/14/20 (Mon) 10:34:26 AM No. 694087

>>693983
>I don’t want to slowly melt into a bunch of toxic sludge oozing out of a steel and polyester casket into a concrete vault six feet under.
I might steal this for when I'm explaining my feelings to people

I really like the idea of a traditional burial and returning to the earth slowly, with a beautiful Gothic headstone that becomes part of the graveyard scenery that future melodramatic teenagers and dog walkers will loiter in. However I think I will choose cremation just to save costs and time. I need to think of somewhere to have my ashes spread though, because it's really unfair to just leave your loved ones trying to decide where you would want your ashes spread.

But in the case that I'm murdered and my body could become important evidence in the future I want all the unnatural preservation and the plastic coffin sealed in concrete. Build in a freezer for me if that's possible, that fucker is going down whoever they are.

Anonymous 12/16/20 (Wed) 10:20:14 AM No. 695148

In a flower field, so then I would literally be pushing daisies!

Anonymous 12/16/20 (Wed) 10:41:07 AM No. 695158

This thread makes me realise I’m not alone in my weird ass ideas.

I got two

> Sent to space
Surely there are ways to send crap to space right? They do it all the time to launch satellites, they can probably stuff my corpse in a tiny capsule and send it between planets so I can (hopefully) crash on a random planet thousands or millions of years from now.

> Turned into a diamond and fitted on a ring or necklace
Ideally something people keep passing to each other so my spirit can party on. Would be really cool too if some haunted rumour started going on.

> Strong contender: Dying in a freak accident and my body decaying in the middle of a quiet forest
Although I’d rather not make any of my friends and family too sad with my disappearance.

Anonymous 12/16/20 (Wed) 01:05:45 PM No. 695217

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Just burn me and scatter my ashes on a meadow. Picrel

Anonymous 12/16/20 (Wed) 04:19:56 PM No. 695347

I'll probably just get myself buried because I don't really care and that's the traditional way.

Anonymous 12/16/20 (Wed) 05:08:58 PM No. 695387

i don't care at all. i just don't want it in a big expensive coffin doing nothing but sitting there. i should at least give back to the earth

Anonymous 12/17/20 (Thu) 07:57:17 PM No. 696198

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i want to be uploaded to the internet

Anonymous 12/17/20 (Thu) 08:45:59 PM No. 696228

>>696198
same tbh though the urn with social media comments terrifies me

Anonymous 12/17/20 (Thu) 09:20:09 PM No. 696286

Is it weird that the thought that I will eventually die keeps me going? (I don’t believe in any form of afterlife)
I would let my loved ones decide what to do with my body because ultimately I’ll be dead and dead me doesn’t have feelings.