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No. 661346

Those moments that keep you up at 2am just asking yourself dear god why

No. 661376

ok so I had a crush on a boy across the street and he wouldn’t come out of his house to play with me one day so I grabbed a pan and a wooden spoon and started banging on the frying pan screaming his name right in the middle of the street and all of our neighbors came just looking at me?? but he did not lmaooo. I got in so much trouble and my mom was literally just beyond embarrassed.. Can u say desperate??? I think I was 8. I still wonder why I didn’t just go knock on his door to play like a normal child

No. 661377

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Masturbated, from age 6 until I got my own room, on the top bunk bed while my little sister slept below. It used to help me get to sleep so I did it silently. Sometimes I felt really guilty and wondered why I had no self control

Hope she never knew :(

No. 661382

Did you guys have one of those big teddy bears and did you ride their faces. Me neither.

No. 661390

Because I was smart kid, teachers would sit me next to the kids with learning difficulties so I would 'help them' aka 'be a teaching assistant'.
I was sat on this table with 2 boys, the one next to me had anger issues, one across had multiple issues, not sure what exactly.
They hated each other but didn't mind me.
For some reason, what I would do is kick the guy across really hard and he would think the other guy did it.
This turned into full blown fights.
They'd always accuse each other of kicking one another and they'd be full on screaming 'no I didn't!'.
And of course no one expected me since I was as quiet as could be.
I think I was 7?
Is it bad that I still find it kind of funny…

No. 661395

I remember having a one on one conversation with my teacher when I was 8 and I was looking at the wall a foot away from her head bc I thought it looked like I was making eye contact with her.

No. 661399

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I have A LOT of things that keep me up at nigh when I remember them, for example:

When I was in elementary school, my dad gave me a Nokia phone, it couldn't do much but it managed to save videos. I used that video thing to save cartoon episodes and YouTube videos I liked but had no idea how to save.

I was really into Sonic the hedgehog, so I saved a lot of AMVs and such on my phone. One day, I found a yaoi video between Sonic and Shadow, I liked the song and the pictures looked really nice, so I saved the video. The issue here is that on the next day I showed the video to my classmates, both male and female, I went with them and showed 3 whole minutes of sonic yaoi, and they didn't even care, some of them really loved it in fact.

I legit went around my class, showing a video of homo-erotic furry stuff, and we all enjoyed it.

That thought still hunts me to this day, mostly because I am sure they still remember the whole thing and will remember me for that.

No. 661409

I remember when I first discovered people make out. I was in first grade and had a crush on this guy because he also liked Pokemon. I tried "practicing" making out by wrapping myself in a blanket alone in a room in my grandparents house for like four hours slobbering all over a section of this blanket.

No. 661419

I drew naked women I saw in my mom's cosmopolitan magazine and my parents got mad at me and accused me of being a lesbian (this was in the early 2000s)

No. 661420

>>661409
Oh anon, I love you.

No. 661424

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>>661390
based, pinkpilled etc., those scrotes had it coming

No. 661554

I was probably six when I did this. I was messing around by myself on my bike in front of our house. It's like 5pm, golden hour is upon us. I decide to start singing. I realize I can harmonize my own voice and it sounds hilarious, like a seal. I keep making this loud ass sound for like two whole minutes and then I hear the window to our living room open up. My mom peeks out the window and goes, "Anon, shut the hell up and come inside!"

No. 661560

>>661390
Fucking based. That sounds hilarious. Don't feel bad about it, just imagine the shitty things they've probably done by this point.

No. 661568

>>661382
Not exactly, but when I was 9 I had this unicorn plushie that I would like suck the tail and pretend it was a dick wtf.

No. 661570

How many of these shit ass threads are you gonna make? It’s starting to look like crystal.cafe around here

No. 661575

I'd record porny audio recordings of myself onto my nokia phone and listen back to them when i was by myself (because I didn't know you could masturbate as a girl yet). That phone with about 1 mb of a young child trying to imitate what her idea of sex sounded like got pickpocketed. I was so distressed when I couldn't find the phone in my nannys bag that first time. She tried to calm me down, but I couldn't explain to her how much of an embarrassing surprise the guy who stole my phone would get.
I was 7 max, i think.

No. 661580

>>661570
>implying /ot/ wasn't already shit before these threads started being made

No. 661592

>>661570
I agree. Can we just make a collective "Your childhood sucked" thread and stop coming up with these half-assed thread ideas?

No. 661605

>>661592
>>661570
>Were you molested?
>Do you gape your ass?
>Have you killed a man?
At best attentionseeking at worst robot fetish

No. 661611

>>661592
agreed. the anon that's behind all these threads is annoying and redundant af. she posted in vents or sth the other day saying that people are ridiculous for tinfoiling that her dumb ass tragedy porn threads were inciting factors in the ot shutdown.

No. 661795

As a child, I had an extreme aversion to the sound of public toilets flushing so I always took it upon myself to piss in any available trash can I saw (ofc in a closed room) until I was fucking 13.

No. 661799

>>661605
Right, I’m disgusted with how many anons are willingly giving them fap material.

No. 661903

>>661570
I don't get what's wrong with them

No. 661932

In grade school, we had an assignment to write a newspaper article based on a real event.
I was 10 and retarded, and thought that anything posted to the creepypasta wiki was real because it had wiki in the name. Mine ended up being about the Alice Killings.
Obviously I included details of all the 'murders' because I wanted to weird out / impress all my 10 year old peers. I only had the faintest clue of what Vocaloid was so when I found out there was a song I said it was a charity single released by famous Japanese popstar Hatsune Miku to help the families of the victims. I didn't even listen to it, I thought he was a real person (and also a dude).
The whole class' articles got printed out and handed round the class at reading time. I pray it has been long since destroyed, kek.

No. 661934

>>661932
anon wtf i love you

No. 661939

>>661934
I love you too anon!

No. 662022

>>661390
That is hilarious and genius, anon.


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