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No. 675292
btfo edition
previous thread
>>>/ot/667980 No. 675342
>>675329why would you drop anon
>>675318 's mood like that
No. 675367
>>675342i'm
>>675318 and also a bts fan lmao
No. 675377
>>675342You've been thwarted by kpop once again (
>>675367 )
No. 675380
Someone asked in the last thread about acrylic and oil paint but I'm not sure how to reply to that post now so I will just write my answer here, I hope you see it.
My roommate paints with acrylic paint and oil paint, I only paint with oil paint. I like oil paint much better because acrylic paint changes its color a little when it dries so it's hard to paint that way. Acrylic paint is also more expensive I think. But for painting with oil paint you have to know how to do it right because it's not as obvious as with acrylic paint, my roommate struggles with this because she's new to oil painting so I am teaching her.
With oil paint you have to dilute it, you need turpentine or other solvent that makes the paint dry more quickly (you can use synthetic solvent, white spirit, nitro solvent, you can get them at a store that sells paint but not like an art store but like for wall paints and lacquers) and you need an oil which will make the paint dry more slowly, linseed oil is the cheapest, it's the only one I've used, maybe others are better but this is all I know. You can also get linseed oil at a paint and lacquer store. Don't buy paint medium at an art supplies store, it's way overpriced and comes in tiny bottles. My poor roommate didn't know you have to dilute paint so she just used it straight out of the container… rip
When you are starting a new painting, dip your brush in paint and then in the solvent and paint the first layers with that, because it will dry more quickly. As you progress switch over to a mixture of half linseed oil and half the other solvent; it will dry a bit more slowly but it will make the paint nice and shiny. I don't recommend using only oil because it will dry really slowly.
And keep your painting out of dusty places because dust likes to stick to drying paint… When you are finished and the painting is dry, spray it with a lacquer, you can get it at an art supply store. It's really expensive but there is no alternative really. I think linseed oil can maybe be used instead but I will have to look into that, I'm not sure. My father used to use hairspray instead of the spray lacquer, but don't be like him.
And make sure to clean your brushes when you are done because if they dry with paint on them they will just become hard as rocks. Dip them in the synthetic solvent and wipe with a rag and then wash with hand soap. Also I recommend plastic bristle brushes, I got some really cheap ones and they are so much better than the natural bristle ones.
You can paint on stretched canvas but framing paintings is really expensive at least where I live, you can alternatively buy cheap premade frames (for photos or such things, in interior decor shops) and canvas paper, it comes in a block and usually in the same sizes as the frames, so that's much cheaper.
I'm sorry if I wrote too much or if I wrote things that are obvious, but I hope I persuaded you to try oil paints.
No. 675404
>>675393This randomly reminded me, I was reading the bigdickproblems subreddit lately and there was a whole discussion about how when men with decent sized dicks sit down to take a shit their dick touches the inside of the bowl.
Glad I don't suck dick lol
No. 675408
>>675404How could you feel comfortable with your ding-a-ling inside the toilet like that? Can't they at least put it on their thigh?
Brb while I go vomit to cleanse my body of all the poop particles I've probably eaten
No. 675512
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I autistically love socks, I love wearing them on my feet, especially toe socks like picrel. Toe socks should be the norm, they're so comfy and I never get blisters since I started wearing them. People laugh when they see my socks, I laugh when I think about all the blisters they'll get the rest of their lives
No. 675543
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I want big boobs so I can sneak snacks into movie theaters without having to carry a bag
No. 675602
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How does Corpse Husband manage to generate a trending hashtag once per week?
No. 675610
>>675602I don't have anything against this man, but that is exactly what I'm wondering.
No way a deep voice is all it takes to get some internet fame
No. 675623
>>675610Honestly, it does. With a mix of said 'hot voice' man being a kinky wannabe. My friend has a natural deep voice and whenever he would join some community, women would fall over him only for his voice. He even abused the 'play to pay with me' websites because of how much girls would simp for him.
Corpse had his fame before, back when he collabed with Cry but then things slowed down a bit. But now he blew up much more than he would because Pewdiepie played Among Us with him, his youtuber 'friends' realized how much others fall for Corpse in his videos and started inviting him to play, and the cycle goes on. Everyone are leeching off corpse now.
No. 675660
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It's mean but my bf just got pimped out in one of his classes and I'm kind of happy about it. We're both health professionals and he still does that mansplaining bullshit even though we went through the same training. Feel bad for him getting chewed out but sitting through lectures from someone who's specialized in a different field explain basic concepts in yours. mfer I didn't go severely in debt to study rat brains for a living to get talked down like this why do men feel the need to be big brained all the time ugh
No. 675675
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>prof is recommending i retake a class that i'm passing and i have to meet up with the committee of my department to see whether or not they'll let me continue to the next half of that course next semester
pls anons, help me think of things to do to keep from being sad. i've had enough to cry over this month.
No. 675685
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I dont knuow what tmajor in but its ok i'm poopy. anonae if i didnt give it a chance it in high scoop could i still be history major. if I like it
No. 675702
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>>675685Uh. You okay there
nonny?
No. 675746
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>>675702I am now thank you
>>675705lol kinda
No. 675771
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>>675382I shamefully agree
>>675384But it's two dudes
No. 675775
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>>675382He’s pretty cute
i hope this picture isn’t the start of a new kink of mine>tfw no cute himbo bf for bullying purposes No. 675798
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finally figured out what to get bf for xmas and am hype! On the other hand aaa am struggling to think of what to get my mom as all the things she likes are expensive/illegal to post by mail lol and it looks like i won't be able to go home this year/probably until summer. she has been working multiple jobs to make ends meet so i think getting something relating to her hobbies is dumb as she has legit no time at all but she def needs something nice!
No. 675799
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What's up with the cats reaction images in recent reaply lately?
No. 675914
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Any time I sleep over at my boyfriend’s, my cat wants to sit on my lap and snuggle as soon as I’m home… Including when I’m trying to use the bathroom. It’s so cute and fucking weird, and I have to wonder if he knows what he’s doing. Picrel is my son, who is currently playing with a q-tip.
No. 675930
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>Beauty is in the aye of the beholder.
No. 675938
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My boyfriend bought me this dress for our 3 year anniversary but I'm not sure if I'll be able to pull it off. It was such a thoughtful and cute gift though, I've never gotten anything from Miss Patina before!
No. 675957
>>675951I feel like this when I spend ages typing out (what I like to think is) thoughtful advice lol
Oh the other thing that annoys me (again in advice threads, my fave lol) is when you give advice that you know probably won't be well received but it needs to be said.. and they freak out usually because they're being defensive about a bf. It's not worth trying sometimes.
No. 675963
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>>675944I think it would look nice with something like picrel? Maybe more cream colored tho. Enjoy your cute dress anon!
No. 675968
>>675962appreciate it
nonnie but i'm dead serious. i'm even wearing the same clothes i used to. the only thing different is that my face looks older, rip.
i think it's because i'm tall, i carry my weight alright but it's much less noticeable when i lose it. wish i was short and losing something small like 15lbs would make a dramatic difference. can't even eat that much more than a short person, there's like 200 calories in it.
No. 675974
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>>675951i appreciate effort posts, i just can't think of anything to say in response
No. 675981
>>675973literally not even more toned, if anything i'm flabbier because i've had to give up running for a while (v. low blood pressure due to some new medication). i'm big mad about it
i see your point, i guess both sides come with pros and cons. sorry, am just salty, would give anything to split the difference with you and be average height!
No. 675994
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They look like the worst men on the two extremes of the political spectrum good god
No. 676004
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Got a friend request and one of the 2 mutual friends is my ex
Hmmmm that's suspicious
No. 676072
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>>676065Same, mostly because they're boring, and who likes talking to boring people? Plus, like, I'm cute and funny. If they don't like me than I definitely don't want to know what they're into instead. /s
kind of No. 676184
>>675923our family has a strict "money isn't a gift" rule otherwise i probably would. i don't want to make her uncomfortable as she knows I am not THAT much better off.
>>675914he is just 2 floating eyes who miss you dearly!
No. 676187
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Just looking at this image makes me feel so comfy
No. 676207
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Why is everyone being so mean to the totem lately?
No. 676214
>>6762061000% worth it for me, first thing I'm gonna do when we can travel safely again is book a trip. I miss it so much.
Obviously whether it's worth it for you depends on your level of interest in Japan, you'll have to figure out if there's enough things you want to do and see to justify the cost.
No. 676245
>>676231This. People ask of Sanic but then they're angry when Sanic replies. He never asked for their questions, but he always dutifully answers
Poor totem
No. 676269
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Does anyone else suffer from restless leg syndrome? It is one of the worst, most frustrating things ever :(
No. 676275
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I visit fiverr once, not even buy anything and now I see this ugly wig wearing whale every ad I get. I don't even know what he's trying to sell because I don't own the app.
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>>676275I decided to investigate because fuck it, and I am baffled. I can't actually tell wtf is since it photoshops their pictures so much
No. 676280
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>>676277kinda looks like pic
No. 676300
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>>676279https://www.fiverr.com/bandicrawfordCheck for yourself, it's super bad. She(?) writes shit.
No. 676497
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sometimes you gotta close the tab before you post some shit
i'm not trying to add to the sperg count on this website damn i already spewed diarrhea here multiple times already
i'm trying to improve
No. 676531
>>676497Same, anon, I've gotten a lot better about it actually.
The bans are effective punishment even though I don't often agree with them.>>676500Kek still gotta have your fun though
No. 676533
>>676522To be completely fair to the show, they do show that white woman (Christina) doesn't have the opportunities a white man has, and has to find her way around it. In general everything in Lovecraft's Country is so over the top I wouldn't get too hooked up on one sequence that was purposefully exaggerated.
>>676524It's a fun show, like i said above, over the top but engaging to watch, easy to binge. Imho people are too offended about white people being racist there, as if it's personally insulting them or something.
No. 676591
>>676582Watching A&E shows is like smoking crack…
no pun intended I was watching 60 Days In with my bf the other day and then Hoarders because an anon here mentioned it. Dude, it's like getting stuck in an endless loop of clicking on videos.
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Yesterday I had a threesome with my boyfriend and a girl and I can’t stop being fucking horny help me. It was amazing,
No. 676619
>>676607Happy for you anon.
I've had a couple ffms and they were a bit meh. If anything I was tempted to kick the guy out both times. Pussy is a rare treat for me so I didn't want them in the way lol
No. 676623
>>676614Oh god, you lucky bitch
>>676619Kek based
No. 676629
>>676628I remember one gay guy saying he was a woman while defending trans women to prove a point, then the next thread he was like, "i'm a gay man and straight men ask me to wear wigs and make up"
They are so fucking annoying. I'm so happy this place is truly anon.
No. 676646
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I posted about kissing my mother's breasts and stuff some time ago and I got clowned for it. But I've been feeling increasingly uncomfortable with the constant physical closeness with her for a good while. A lot of conflict in my brain. Would like to shut it off for a while.
No. 676688
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>>676666Your words brought me some calm, thank you anon. I'm just going to stop thinking about it for a good while, and annoying farmers by talking about it here, I've written extensively my feelings in a diary and I'll come to it later. I've been having so many recurrent dreams, nightmares more like, of being.. intimate with her. It's driven me to harm myself because I feel so disgusted at myself. I don't know how normal it all is, I don't have any friends to talk to about it.
No. 676804
>>676522The "I hate white women" woke discourse is just disguised misogyny. They get to shit on women checking all points of the incel narrative if they just make her white because of course vapid mayo stacey gets everything handed to her and is worshiped by everyone. And you can't complain because you'd be written off as a racist cracker. A win-win situation for men with deep-rooted jealousy and hatred of women in general.
>The belief that white women don't have problems and struggles is a misogynistic lie designed to destabilize our movement.Exactly this. Divide and conquer.
No. 676815
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>>676784What idg is why people use it as an insult. Wouldn't tops prefer bottoms? Is it bottoms bullying other bottoms?
But the stereotypes always felt more misogynistic to me, especially when directed at lesbians/bi women (internalized misogyny?). As if being gentle and feminine is shameful or lesser. I know it's jokes and not that deep, but I'm a sperg and barely grasp playful teasing so that may be my issue.
>inb4 bottomNo, which is probably partly why I'm confused.
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For a long time now I had a minor crush on Shawn Mendes(I thought he was fairly handsome and he seemed nice) but eventually I came across so much shitty comments about him made by gay men(when he was underage BTW) when he started dating camila cabello people still made jokes about him, Like he was secretly gay or that she pegged him all cause she was slightly feminine and I know its dumb cause I like Shawn and it feels like young girls are getting robbed of enjoying vannila Normal inoffensive crushes cause of degenerates
No. 676849
>>676829Why can't girls enjoy crushes on normal handsome youthful celebrities? No, men claim them too, girls aren't allowed anything, we are like dumb schoolgirls if we like "girly" men but it's ok if men like them?? He isn't even girly I don't know him but he looks like more of a chad than 95% of people I see
>>676841kek
No. 676851
>>676849Its kinda funny pudgy skinny fat gay men who can't do a single push up call Mendes a twink, and you are right gay men are super
toxic and I hate that so many libfems want to include them in certain women only discussions when they bring nothing but degeneracy
No. 676883
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this woman lives inside my head rent free
No. 676918
>>676907Honestly!
> I don't eat leftovers, I get bored eating the same thing two days in a row > eats the exact same meals from McDonald's and Wendy's weeklyI get being too lazy to cook, but they're not even the ones cooking. Dumb.
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>>676883how does this woman manage to be so ideal??? she only gets hotter with age
No. 676937
>>676905I hate cooking and I've been nagged to death over the fact that I'd rather do all the house cleaning and do the washing up if my partner will just cover the job of cooking. You can't win.
I never considered just how important it is to agree on that stuff til my ex changed his mind back and forth on whether he was cool with cooking or whether I was the bad guy for not cooking (even though we already agreed to that??) Never had such a repetitive argument
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>>676930Aw anon, this might be silly, but that made me feel better. I used to feel really bad when my ex would refuse my cooking in favor of fast food, I feel uwu validated knowing that I wasn’t crazy or dumb for feeling that way. Especially since he melted a plate trying to microwave a fucking hot pocket. Like….hm. Kek, but really, I appreciate it.
>>676937I mean, if you already said you preferred to clean if he cooked, then why would he change his mind? Especially if you specifically don’t like cooking? I’m sorry, definitely a no win situation, that’s unfair and annoying and I’m glad he’s an ex then!
No. 676981
>>676976Febfem or poliles, anon?
If the latter, please don't mislead actual gay women.
No. 677082
>>677075Why did you have to fucking
trigger me like this. I get called beautiful in my insta posts but no one in person has ever told me I'm pretty.
Though to be fair neither have I.
No. 677086
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I'm a chronic maladaptive daydreamer. I have been since I was about 10. I spend so much time in my head, I have an entire fantasy world in my head with shit tons of characters and story arcs. For the past 12 or so years I've just been building this intricate literal universe in my head, down to the finest details. I've spent entire days just playing with the laws and customs of my fictional cities, imagining the tiniest details of what types of advertisements would be in my world. I've written some of it but writing is mostly just a way for me to work out different concepts and directions. Its pretty much ruining my life. Its to the point now where I'm getting really snappy, rude, and just downright bitchy because people keep interrupting me. I never want to talk to anyone, ever. Anyone speaking to me just drags me out of my fantasy world and it can be quite disorienting because I get SO into it. Like I'm borderline hallucinating or something. I was in the car with my bf the other night and was dead-eyed, mouth open type of deep into it, and he asked me if I would like my seatwarmer on. I snapped at him so harshly for no reason other than I was right in the middle of imagining a scenario in my fucking head. Its a coping thing, this much I know. It started with just an over-active imagination as a child, then I figured out that I can essentially disassociate into my head whenever I get uncomfortable. Catcalled? Too bad, can't hear or see you, all I can see is these two robots i made up fighting. Fight with parents? Shutting down and not responding, sorry, my main character is exploring some ruins in the desert right now.
Fired (because of said daydreaming)? Jokes on you, I can't focus on that problem right now because I have a literal movie playing in my head 24 fucking 7. Its comfy but I know its ruining my life (and also fucking weird and dweebish lol)
Reposting because I forgot pic
No. 677095
>>677089>I will be hanging out with a friend and think "Can't wait till I can go home and daydream for hours" Sometime I would cancel plans to daydream.This is me in my current state. Since 'rona hit, there have been many times where I've spent all day in bed just daydreaming. Out of curiosity, were you obsessed with music as well? I use it as a tool to sort of make it more "real" if you will and almost always have music playing.
How did you escape it, anon? I want to but it feels like an addiction. I want to but I dont reaalllyy want to, ya know.
No. 677101
>>677095Yes I was obsessed with music. It only started to slightly improve when college hit because my anxiety about the future and doing well in school consumed some of my time. I was still heavily daydreaming though. It hit me that the reason I do it so much is because I never valued my own life or thought to invest in my own life. I kind of just surrendered all prospects of being a fulfilled person at 13 for some reason. I started to take care of my looks, put myself out there more, etc. Rona has caused it to resurface however because I do everything at home including work now.
It is frustrating though to see people online saying that people who complain of maladaptive daydreaming aren't special and that what they do isn't even considered an issue. There's a difference between maladaptive daydreaming or regular daydreaming. If it feels impossible to turn off, if you are literally getting up and moving around and talking out loud acting out things, if you can't even watch a tv show without pausing every 10 seconds to change the plot and characters into something you can insert yourself in, it's a problem in my opinion. I get not actually wanting to get rid of it , but maybe ask yourself if you've been investing enough time in yourself. Do things to improve you, and the excitingness of your life and see if it helps lessen the daydreaming.
No. 677106
>>677086>>677089This is actually really fascinating to read about. Honestly, write a book or a comic about your ideas and stories, maybe it would make it more of a positive than a negative and would give you an outlet?
Maladaptive Daydreaming reminds me completely of this artist Henry Darger - in private over 60 years he wrote a massive manuscript of his own story with its own unique mythology. It was only discovered after his death, pretty sure he was a janitor and kept himself to himself. I would recommend watching a documentary because the way your minds work seem so similar to his. I mean that in the best creative way.
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>>677100I got fired because my daydreaming led to a severe decrease in performance. I think "normal" is miles behind me.
>>677101Thank you for the solid advice anon! My life is very boring, and you're correct that I don't invest enough time in myself. I feel pretty attacked by your entire post tbh. Pausing shows, talking/acting out loud, feeling like real life will always be lackluster from a young age, whew. I didn't expect anyone here to relate so thank you also for sharing.
>>677106Wow, this was actually really interesting to read about. His artwork is really interesting as well, albeit some of them are quiet dark. This sent me down a rabbit hole, other maladaptive daydreamers fascinate me. I just wanna get in their heads and pick apart their imaginations and swap universe details lol. Picrel are his (hand-fucking-bound with wallpaper and cardboard, kek) books and holy shit. I am impressed.
I've thought about writing a book or something, I just need to figure out how to focus for long enough to actually write, and not just zone out in the middle of a sentence.
No. 677184
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That's an awfully funny way to say "rape". From a review of "naked" from 1993.
You know, I like Mike Leigh as a director and I liked that it was such an uncomfortable and depressing watch. But it was clearly rape. There was rape and sexual intimidation throughout the movie. So why is it when I'm reading any reviews of it it just seems to steer clear of actually saying that? I mean i viewed the main character as an outright vilain, turns out according to these men (including Roger Ebert, who I thought was pretty chill) seem to see him as sympathetic because boohoo he can't get a job?
Maybe this would be better placed in the vent thread but i feel like I'm in a different reality here. Why won't they just say it. Rape.
No. 677189
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Are there any benefits to keeping fish as pets? Do they even do anything except have a home that looks like a cool decoration
pic unrelated some fag on Snapchat I thought his picture and caption was funny kek
No. 677240
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ever burp so good your tummy stops hurting?
No. 677276
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I saw this post on some artist help ig account on my explore page, you can imagine the comments…
No. 677281
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>>677278I looked for it again for u anon
No. 677283
>>677281"I don't think you understand that"
Prepare to be educated lol
No. 677286
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kpop melted my brain
No. 677288
>>677281Uwu
Is the slanted forehead not feminine, anon?
No. 677393
>>677383okay but whose dishes though?
if they're yours, that's equivalent to a man punching a hole in a wall, but much easier to dispose of the evidence, no harm no foul
if they were anyone else's, das not good bruh
No. 677412
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>>677383this is why i'll never befriend farmers
No. 677424
>>677415I think they're just bi and in denial, they secretly want the whole man but play it down as if it's a 'dick fetish'
I mean I want pussy so that makes me bi, I don't fool myself with loopholes about the pussy somehow being a seperate entity to the woman it's attached to
No. 677440
>>677165My fave male quote every international womens day
"how come women have a day and we dont!"
No. 677454
>>677448Samefag, found em
The six biological karyotype sexes that do not result in death to the fetus are:
X – Roughly 1 in 2,000 to 1 in 5,000 people (Turner’s )
XX – Most common form of female
XXY – Roughly 1 in 500 to 1 in 1,000 people (Klinefelter)
XY – Most common form of male
XYY – Roughly 1 out of 1,000 people
XXXY – Roughly 1 in 18,000 to 1 in 50,000 births
Feel so woke now
No. 677456
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I never played a Resident Evil game ever but I want to play the RE3 remake just because Carlos looks hot and his face model is Franco-Algerian like me, representation matters yadda yadda. Leon looks super cute in the RE2 remake too.
No. 677471
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I love fluffy phone cases but I feel like they're such a staple ddlg product,smh
No. 677514
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Jeff the killer is overrated,I like bloody painter story more
No. 677579
File: 1605819325887.jpg (583.67 KB, 1089x1600, runes.jpg)
Viking runestones
also this little girl is more classy than I'll hope to be
No. 677584
File: 1605819559988.jpg (122.67 KB, 602x902, 4z7b9h9if8061.jpg)
Honor the cow. Love the cow.
No. 677601
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>>677579Fuck that’s cool, anon! I love standing stones, pic rel is my favourite site though the girl does freak me out.
No. 677668
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>>677637average women are more insecure and pressured to do those things, especially ones who feel the nude to post nudes to reddit for attention. Chances are no guy has thought of breaking up with Scarlett Johansson, JLaw, Rihanna, Beyonce or any other celebrity with a natural and not too extreme body. Meanwhile average men run around demanding women to look like sex dolls, put that with the fact it has never been easier for even poor women to get implants.
I'd know, I work for a fast food chain and was easily able to set up a reasonable pay plan for my implants that doesn't affect me>InB4 that doesn't happenPlease save it if you're gonna deny genuine complaints
No. 677691
File: 1605832421558.png (1.12 MB, 722x2048, qbi5dgci08061.png)
If this is real it's so blackpilling, wtf is wrong with men. This behavior is so shitty I'm almost convinced it's made up
No. 677699
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using your non-dominant hand for anything be like
No. 677747
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>>677720>>677720>>677720Using a small paintbrush feels even better. The scratchy fibers really relieve that need to itch but can't scratch you badly. Mmm.
No. 677750
>>677720I wish I could experience this. My ears are very small and weirdly shaped/bent on the inside, so I can never even use ear plugs, let alone a q tip.
Sometimes I wonder if my ear canals are super gross because I can never clean them properly. Someone told me their hearing was worsening and everything is crystal clear again after getting them washed professionaly. I might hold the potential to amazing hearing! Who knows. It crosses my mind every time I have to ask someone to repear themselves.
No. 677795
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>>677787Fuck, I couldn’t agree more.
Too bad irl dating is dead. I’m just going to sit here and eat chips and entertain myself with the fujoshi meltdowns over supernatural I guess
No. 677819
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Of course all the toilet paper niggers are back at it again snatching shit because we have a soft SAH order. So you know, everybody panic and run to Walmart because that’s totally sensible, right?
God I am about ready to buy some marshmallow vodka or prosecco or mango juice, just anything because I am so over this bloody pandemic and the retarded special ed people that roam this earth who are just annoying as hell.
At least I have a job now so…yay.
No. 677828
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Dammit. It would be ideal to have a career doing what the police are supposed to do, which is to help the public & stop actual criminals. As a woman I hate sexual crimes the most, well that and violence— I wish I could do something about it, you know. I'm figuring out my career plans and it seems like you can't go after the perpetrators without being a police officer first. My family is full of ex-cops, but of course the problem is knowing what I do now. How much of it is corrupt, the ineffective war on drugs, the racism, the brutality. Since officers protect their own, no way a scrawny female like me would have a chance standing up to them. So, I guess this field is a no-go. I just like investigative work, and really really want to help victims and see their abusers get served justice for the harm they caused. I know social work with the victims is an alternative. I guess it is bloodthirsty of me but I would be sad to see all the victims, that side only, while their abusers never saw justice. Of course I want those hurting to recover, but it's always so bittersweet that they're the ones left with the pieces. Oh well. it's a shame how things are like this
(repost cus forgot pic lol that's no fun)
(tl;dr I think acab is functionally true it just sucks because I want to fight actual crimes like sexual assault but that seems the only way?)
No. 677889
>>677750Trust me you can tell when your hearing has worsened due to clogged ears. I have a problem with my ears routinely getting clogged and I stop hearing normal, everyday things and constantly need people to repeat themselves when my ears are clogged again.
If you're really worried your ears may need a washing, just try rinsing them out with warm water. Because that's basically what they do, rinsing your ears out with warm water to remove excess earwax.
No. 678045
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>>678011ah thank you so much
nonnie ♥ i know time heals but since were in a long term relationship i already forgot how much breakups suck yeah didn’t miss that feeling at all
No. 678053
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I seriously just want a friend, just someone who would be geniunely interested in talking to me.
No. 678091
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why
No. 678115
>>678091>whytaka taka
is nice
No. 678116
>>678115That’s what I was thinking,
that tcha tcha tcha must feel good. I would be embarrassed to carry it early for though lol.
No. 678147
>>678111I hate it
>>678115Fair enough lol
>>678117Sorry, I screencapped it from a tiktok video on pinterest, but here's the link pinterest.com/pin/352758583317033523/, maybe you can find it on the girl's social media or something
No. 678159
File: 1605896573643.png (64.84 KB, 1112x241, uwu.PNG)
For all the ragging anons on here get for saying they look younger than their age, it pales in comparison to the mother of humblebrags I read in a marketing book today by a thirty eight year old Danish man who just had to inform everyone how uwu Scandinavian and young he looks. Behold, King Attention Whore.
No. 678163
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>>678159He probably looks like pic
No. 678164
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>>678159>>678163You're close!
Wow look so boyish and youthful UwU
Seriously though, why is everyone in marketing somehow always insane and/or annoying?
No. 678171
File: 1605897815346.jpg (28.41 KB, 360x360, cool-runnings-800-75.jpg)
Jamaica we have a bobsled team
No. 678178
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>>677086Late but I do relate(ha), I've been daydreaming for god knows how many years now. I want to make my world some sort of series or comic some day when I have enough talent, but I wonder if writing a book about this condition will be worth it. How am I even supposed to explain to normies I've got an entire movie playing almost constantly in my head? It won't stop. It's like it's become a part of me now, it's been there for so long I don't know how to live without it.
Do other maladaptive daydreamers have problems writing/drawing their daydreams down? It's so weird, people who aren't maladaptive daydreamers seem to have such an easier time getting stuff on paper than me. I sit down, years and years of drawfagging under my belt, but I draw blanks when trying to bring my thoughts into reality.
No. 678182
>>678178>when I have enough talentNGMI, you get better by working on your passion project not practicing for it. Just keep at it, nobody needs to see it, you can re-do it all and edit what you have so far when you become happy with your current level
I hope all you maladaptive anons do make something oneday. I loved learning about Henry Darger's life, I'm glad he left behind something that allowed us a peek into his world
No. 678197
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>>678165Personally I just think those posts sound fanficish at times. Not that it's impossible, just less common than some people make it out to be, especially from images I've seen of people making those claims. It wouldn't be any different if everyone here claimed to have a body like pic related. Or how sometimes people over 5'3 keep talking about how "smol" they are.
No. 678202
>>678199<iframe width="560" height="315" src="
https://www.youtube.com/embed/5_msHpEa3_Y" frameborder="0" allow="accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture" allowfullscreen></iframe>
Is it possibly this? I'm tech illiterate so hopefully this embeds properly
No. 678258
>>677637Porn. Celebs are obviously still popular but our culture has been moving away from idolizing celebs and more towards idolizing social media influencers, which consist of Kim Kardashian clones presenting themselves as semi-sentient sex dolls for male consumption. This has, obviously, resulted in an increased focus on extremely fake looks: tack-on tits, fish lips, tiny doll noses, ridiculously oversized asses.
Know that Reddit, while large, is still a very focused demographic of mostly young white men highly engaged with the internet and said social media. You are getting a skewed perspective of what's "expected." As
>>677668 said, any normie and even most geeky guys would be entirely happy with a woman of average attractiveness who simply took care of herself.
No. 678279
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Which one of you works at Google
No. 678335
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Idk who this is but I support this
No. 678361
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>>678360This reminded me of pic related kek
No. 678403
>>678384Living alone is the best. You only have to worry about yourself. You can decorate how you want, be as messy as you want, don't have to worry about anyone being in the bathroom or having people over when you want a quiet night, walk around naked, the benefits are endless!
It is cheaper to have a roommate but as an introvert the extra rent is worth it.
No. 678414
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Didn't know where else to put this but I figured someone on this forum might be able to help me? I'm looking to track down this girl I remember from my early days of Tumblr. She was from the UK (Dorset I think?) went by Flower/Flower Violet, she had a blogspot called bobblyrainbowsocks and I remember her room used to be so cool, nailed the 2011 Virgin Suicides aesthetic. She would have been blogging up to like 2014 until deleting/changing her name. I think she struggled with ana/mia. Her tumblr was called amijoanyett at some point. Idk i looked up to her so much and I'm hoping someone else knows who I'm talking about or has some info?
The picture is her from a Daily Mail article that was featuring young fashion bloggers
No. 678469
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SOME ANON PLEASEEEEE TELL ME WHY I SHOULD APPLY TO STARBUCKS AND QUIT MY INDUSTRY JOB. IM SO SICK OF IT I JUST WANT TO BE PAID FOR MY OVERTIME AND HAVE TIME TO RELAX AND READ SELF IMPROVEMENT BOOKS ANS SAVE MY MENTAL HEALTH
No. 678492
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>>678469I've been with Starbucks for six years. You will never get overtime and it's not good for your mental health lol, especially rn with the pandemic and stupid tiktok drinks. I'm moving up to ASM which is the only reason why I'm sticking with it since my time is paying off but unless you can handle insane multitasking, the most entitled customers, and high expectations for basically minimum wage, go for it, but I've watched so many people leave in the past six months. The Tiktok drinks have ruined our drive thru times and most DMs dont care, just want fast times, no matter the bullshit extra step drinks they come up with.
And while what you get paid I guess depends where you are, what they expect from you with customer connections (getting to "know them") and fast drive thru times it's not worth it anywhere rn. Most stores still run with not enough people on the floor and we're about to run on strict block scheduling. It's gonna be rough.
I know it's not what you wanted to hear but I can suggest maybe Target? I hear it's 15 starting now and chill. I have a friend who moved to the Tarbucks and now she does that on top of cashiering so she doesn't get burnt out in being in the Starbucks part.
That's just some two cents I can give for once and sorry if it ruined the idea of it but I do speak as someone who has worked only at high volume drive thru stores in big cities. If you're still into the idea though I can at least suggest work at a cafe only store and say you can never work Thursdays which is bogo hell day lol.
No. 678506
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>>678501It's tiktok, we hate them too. Tiktok comes up with wildly complicated or stupid drinks that are off our menu! White mochas with caramel drizzle and sweet cream foam is the biggest shit stirrer. I hate how people say we always complain because it's not that we mind making weird drinks it's just that now it's 70% of what we make (at least where I am) and they don't think how much it fucks over the sequencing Starbucks made for us. The foam adds another step that wasn't originally there for most drinks and when you only have two blenders it gets…….so, annoying.
Idk how people even drink it either. It's SO much sugar! In five years I expect there'll be articles on how Starbucks and tiktok started a big wave of diabetes or other health issues lol.
No. 678530
>>678514Yes, I've dealt with it, it's gas that gets trapped from vaping. It's only a problem when I'm too sedentary. In those cases I use
Simeticone I buy otc in the pharmacy. It helps produce burps.
No. 678539
>>678530did it like…burn your throat too? even when you're not doing anything. i'm just having this constant burning throat feeling its driving me fucking insane and making me think im literally dying lol, idk if its heartburn, my vape, gerd, (spoilering cuz disgusting)
phlegm, or from me being so nervous and trying to force mucus up my throat so often that its made my throat permanently sore. or from the fact that i'm constantly trying to force myself to burp to no avail and its trapping whatever im feeling come up my throat there, stomach acid or something…aAHHHHalso
>>678532 that sounds like a good idea, im using a caliburn and its very very small opening, i feel like it could contribute to the problem along with the constant disgusting spitback
No. 678569
>>678182>NGMI, you get better by working on your passion project not practicing for it.it would be indeed nice if i could get things on paper. maybe i'll catch the memo someday!
>I loved learning about Henry Darger's lifeI wonder what differs a great maladaptive daydreamer writer from lolcows like CWC, altough some people tell me just the fact that i'm self aware is a good sign i still worry about creating the second biggest cringe of the century. maybe even lovecraft tier, good writing but still absolutely delulu and a god among spergs
i at least have the decency to name my pets properly
No. 678580
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I remember when I was like 12 and saw these weird bags online, my friend and I were soooooooo fascinated by them, there was a whole site and we were picking out which one we liked best. Well I just remembered them and I decided when I become a working woman I will definitely buy one and a bunch of weird leather clothes to go with it too
No. 678692
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mr j's leather ass shirt
No. 678726
My response below reminded me of this article I was reading about bartenders' least favourite drinks to make and it was so stupidly pretentious. Their reasoning was all "it's a basic, white girl drink". Like, you're not Tom Cruise in Cocktail. You work at a shitty club. Shut up and make that girl her long island iced tea. No one is mad at basic, white men for ordering Jameson on the rocks or Fireball shots.
>>678506My friend is a Starbucks barista in a city known for being "quirky". She bitches to me about the tiktok drinks all the time. I'm a bartender and you guys have it rough. I get mad when some dude orders an old fashion. But that's only like once a year. I'm so glad those kids can't legally go to bars yet.
>>678700Do you remember the model who didn't want to do a shoot with male models touching her and kissing her. So she told Mr. J about how she was raped and he made her film anyway? Fuck him. I mean fuck everyone on ANTM, but especially him.
No. 678759
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>at Lidl
>i forget my mask
>my mum: ‘it’s okay, i have a spare!’
>hands me this
stinks of fags and foundation
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No. 678830
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>>678816Bitch you are so dumb
No. 678847
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>>6784920/10 unrealistic, fixed it for the literal garbage of an illustrator
/s, since you lot get so jumpy No. 678891
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>>678492Anon! I work at starbucks too and everything you say it pretty much spot on. They never schedule you more than 40 hours. If anything, people fight to get 20 hour work weeks. Right now two of the Starbucks near me are shut down due to covid and we are expected to take them over in place.
The customer connections thing is all bullshit. I help out driv-thru stores a lot they really expect me to freeze my ass off at the window, talking to customers who could care less instead of shutting it and waiting for the 30th mocha frappucino to be made. I'm so exhausted and feel a lot of members of my team are getting fed up. We are working barely a skeleton crew, being over worked and underpaid. But the shitty store managers always assure us that 'we are essential.' My ass. I started in March of this year and got a second job during June. I'm probably going to leave Starbucks as soon as I get some stocks to sell. It's actually exhausting how much multitasking they really expect you to do for a measly $12/hour.
No. 678904
>>678726>Do you remember the model who didn't want to do a shoot with male models touching her and kissing her. So she told Mr. J about how she was raped and he made her film anyway? Fuck him. I mean fuck everyone on ANTM, but especially him.Yup. He is literal garbage. he also made that girl got into an open grave after her friend just passed away a the day prior. I cant watch that show because it's
problematic as hell and i have no idea why Tyra Banks isnt cancelled yet.
No. 678914
>>678913Motherfucker!!
I just remembered when I was a kid carrying my neighbor's cat home in my arms because I was afraid he would be attacked by a dog, and a jerkass classmate was driving by on his bike and yelled at me "hey anon!! Whatcha gonna do with that cat are you gonna fuck it? hahahaha!" What the fuck, we were in like third grade of primary school.
No. 678922
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I just made the perfect blackbeans and all the did was boil them but I'm still proud of myself
No. 678940
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>>678910Hell yeah anon mustaches are cool, depending on the guy of course
Also while I was looking for which pic to post I noticed a guy I went to high school with looks almost exactly like tom selleck
No. 678942
>>678940looks like my dad when he was young
rip dad i miss you
No. 678968
File: 1605997145025.jpg (47.07 KB, 1200x720, cutting-hair-t.jpg)
I cut my own hair a little below chin length tonight, didn't do a fantastic job but fuck does it feel so freeing to have short hair again. I'm swishing it around and it feels so nice. will probably have to tie it up to hide the fact it's all uneven lmao until I can get to a salon after lockdown but I'm pleased lol
No. 678986
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>>678966fuck it, here she is
No. 679003
My dad has black eyes from a minor face surgery and he just looks so old. His mortality can't be more obvious at this point. Many of his conversations with his friends revolve around strokes, deaths, illnesses now. I'm jealous of people whose fathers had them younger because of the extra time they'll have.
>>678986Aw, cutie. My cat's around the same age, and it's crazy to think about how I've gotten a decade's worth of snuggles from a kitty.
No. 679018
>>679013It's funny how they always think that
they are above eugenics.
No. 679025
>>679020What about people who support eugenics for subjective, nitpick-y reasons?
i.e. "all x should be killed"
No. 679035
>>679032No, I'm not. Genocide implies the mass killing of a group of people who are already alive on this planet. I meant what
>>679031 and
>>679028 are saying, which I don't agree with. Purposely barring disabled people and people with "bad" genes from reproducing is very sinister to me. You can personally not condone it, but trying to enforce it onto others is a no-go for me. I stand by nature taking its course and certain genes naturally being eradicated, not deliberate attempts to do so. A personal abortion when you know your potential child's genetic makeup is not eugenics, but expecting other people to do it on a large scale is.
No. 679062
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>>679045I don't think that's true but whatever you say.
No. 679091
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All this eugenics talk just made me think of Eugene Levy and how wholesome it would be to have him as my dad :)
No. 679109
>>679099Probably because they eat canned fish and lick their buttholes?
I love sniffing kitty fur too :)
No. 679110
>>678986She looks a lot like mine lol. Looks good for 11.
>>678997Tabby's are orange. These breeds are called Bengals.
>The Bengal breed was achieved by pairing small, wild Asian leopards with domestic cats, producing the coveted “wild” look that people love—minus the feral aggression part.https://www.rover.com/blog/bengal-cats/ No. 679120
File: 1606016589844.jpeg (1.18 MB, 5457x1033, bengal.jpeg)
>>679112>>679113Looks like a Bengal to me. I have one and I'm positive she's a Bengal. The marble pattern isn't always distinct but it's there.
No. 679132
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thank you anon, I'm wrong, lolcow is my friend
No. 679262
I'm now making mad cash and I don't know what my budget is for presents for my family. I would literally spend all of my disposable income outside of my savings on family in the past, but i was shit poor so it didn't go over £100.
Now though, my disposable income is in the several thousands,so I'm not sure where the limit lies,or what to do. My mum deserves the best! Dad not so much, but it's like so i get mum a diamond jewellery set, or cashmere jumpers or what? What's reasonable??
Also in generally having a hard time managing my money actually. I've been super super frugal and any purchases outside of basic food + bills I would calculate how much time was spent working to earn that money (at £8 an hour) and make my purchases with that into account. But if I used the same logic here, I'd spend so frivolously. Right now I've been buying any small thing that caught my eye all month and it's barely made a dent in my monthly wages. A few hundred.
This might sound like some kind of humble brag, but I've been POOR poor, and only learned that I need to be careful with the little money I had because my parents spent money on things they couldn't afford. The idea of just having enough money to get what you need, AND what you like, more or less no matter the cost, it just sort of never was an option for me mentally? Like I'm still kind of shook that I can buy brand cereal without a second thought. Or a cute jumper from a shop, not second hand.
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I’ve been having really bad memory loss and confusion about little things for a bit lately, to the point where when it happens, I mention it to my closets friend to help me remember. Yesterday, she suggested that it may be co2 poisoning, and even though my apartment doesn’t run on gas, I’m a bit paranoid now.
No. 679335
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I sent my mom a dumb “my grandchild is a cat?” thing I saw posted online because my sister is actually pregnant and having her first baby, parents’ first grandchild. She’s always said, “you’re not ready for kids yet,” because I’m unmarried and have kept my relationships secret, but literally earlier this week I finally mentioned I’m seeing someone. This time her response to that was “for now!” God help me anons, I’ve already told my family I’m probably not having children, and if the pressure starts I’m going to hurt some feelings.
No. 679337
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i love when i yawn and have a lil leg spasm
No. 679350
>>679343We're in the same boat anon. I feel like my life is a mess and I don't deserve anyone or even anyhting for that matter.
I wish I could find a fellow sperg lesbian gf that would like to take things slowly.
No. 679376
>>679343>>679350i disagree with the previous anon. don’t date. with a really low self-esteem, you’re only gonna attract either
toxic people who will use you or you’ll start serial dating and fucking to make up for your self-hatred (which makes you even more depressed). if you’re not comfortable in your own body and with your own self how do you expect another person to feel comfortable with you?
No. 679382
>>679376With nothing but like kindness, I second this. We see so many girls with low self esteem ending up in bad relationships, and it's also not fair for a partner to have to "fix"the other
Someone will love anon, but I just want it to be in a healthy way
No. 679383
>>679307> I understand wanting to believe your cat is specialI love cats, even the vicious ones (their inability to put up with shit is worthy of respect imo), but each breed has maybe a handful of variations. Most times I see a photo of a cat I swear it’s one of mine. Once I almost kidnapped the neighbour’s cat in a case of mistaken identity.
Cats are special inside, but they all look the fucking same.
No. 679399
>>679391>it won't do anything to fix his grades? and that he's a kid and it's his bday.While I don't think it's okay your bf tried to circumvent the punishment given to your brother by his parents, I actually agree with this.
>i think its a lenient punishmentHow is denying a kid of a once-a-year thing, that's most enjoyable during his childhood, that they typically look forward to all year a lenient punishment? Yes he'll "still have his birthday" but it'll be overshadowed and ruined by punishment.
No. 679407
>>679402>rewarding his bad behaviorHaving a birthday party was never about rewarding good behaviour, it's about celebrating a new year of life, therefore it can't be rewarding bad behaviour.
I also think that you should look for the source of the problems and look for a solution instead first and foremost rather than be concerned with punishment. Maybe you're already doing that but since you didn't mention it.
No. 679410
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A Photoshop file I was working on yesterday deleted itself. But it's not even in the recycle bin; it's just completely gone. It is only visible in Users/User/Recent but I can't open it cause it doesn't really exist anymore. I don't know how to feel. Why did that happen to me? How?
No. 679416
>>679412Well I stand by my opinion that it's too harsh and I agree with your bf. If the same thing happened to my younger sister I'd be lobbying with my parents to allow her to have her bd party.
We have to agree to disagree I guess, I hope your brother enjoys his birthday regardless.
No. 679418
>>679412Parties have expenses I can see why a parent would deny paying those if the kid isn't putting effort in to simply pass or get an average grade. You can still give the kid a cake with candles, sing the song, acknowledge the day, but deny everything else. Non lenient punishment without physicality to me would be all electronics not involved in education taken away until grade improvements, taking away car rides to school, making them take public transport if it's far and the parent previously drove them, no take out, staying after school at a library for 2 hours to study, no presents until december holiday or grade improv, parental locks on non-education sites, etc.
No. 679452
>>679428Once I read a news article and it painted this incel in a sad light, I specifically remember it noting on how he was eating canned beans and his bank account was draining down to zero and it just made me so
sad. But then I have to remember that these men are terrible. In that article, he went on to kill a bunch of people in a yoga studio that he was staking out, so fuck that guy and fuck him for making me waste my empathy on him.
No. 679494
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As sad as it may sound, but you're my only friends. And I'll sound like a NLOG but I can't relate to other women irl despite wanting to but weirdly enough, I have so many instances here where I might as well have written the posts but I'm almost 100% certain I didn't.
No. 679514
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I can't stop listening to the one and the same artist since yesterday, I tried to listen to some other songs too but I just shut them off and came back. I dont know what's wrong with me I heard their music before and it was ok but right now it's like the best thing in the world to me. I feel absolutely addicted but I am afraid after a couple of days of listening I'm going to be sick of it and then I won't be able to bear listening to it again! I don't want that but I can't shut the music off, it's too good! AAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaa
No. 679515
>>679509Vtuber thread in /w/.
One butthurt paypiggy scrote sperging out about his waifus.
No. 679612
>>679494It's okay anon, I think most of us are struggling to maintain friendships during quarantine, and a lot of us didn't even have them in the first place. I will say, I hope you reconsider the thought that you can't engage with women irl. Women, obviously, have a vast array of different personality types and interests. Some of us here do actually venture out into the world now and then, and just like in dating, you have to vet which people jive with you and which don't. But also, give women you might not think you have much in common with a chance. I say shit here I never would in casual situations irl due to being judged for it, but if I were friends with someone, then she'd get to see those parts of me. Most women are much, much better people than the average scrote and will relate to you more than you might realize.
No. 679745
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I miss when you could search a term on YouTube and see more than 3 results on the screen at a time. I'm on desktop and I haven't changed my display size whatsoever. It's ridiculous how large thumbnails are.
No. 679759
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travertine/mineral terraces are my favorite land forms
No. 679806
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I just watched the last episode of Supernatural and holy shit it's funny how bad it is, people did not lie. I really loved s1-5 but damn I feel bad for the really loyal fans.
No. 679870
>>679794>I wonder if she would've turned out better if she had genuine female friends growing upOhh no doubt about it, but that would've required some amount of risk on her part. To put herself in a vulnerable position, to maybe face friend rejection by girls.. who (for the most part) don't have any inherit self interest in being friends. I think going straight to the boys club for some girls might feel safer, more rewarding on the surface level, but it ultimately stunts development in this exact way I believe.
Essentially she is spineless and probably always has been. Idk how she grows from here. I was kind of hoping once she got married she might finally get off YT/twitter, start a family, and befriend some local moms but nope she'd rather larp as a teenager
No. 679894
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Hey I’m headed to IKEA, anyone need any DJUNGELSKOG while I’m there?
No. 679897
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>>679894Swedish people, do the names sound as stupid as the English translations?
No. 679905
>>679897Not Swedish but have Scandinavian family/friends and speak a decent amount of norsk
Fun fact: because Sweden/Norway have a ‘rivalry’ of sorts they’ll sometimesname less glamorousi ikea items after Norwegian towns or things. Eg. A toilet brush named Oslo (shitty fake example, no pun intended)
No. 679908
>>679899I also just went for the first time in my life last month and it was so amazing I felt like a kid in wonderland, sadly I had to leave after 2 hours. I hope you can go there someday because it's really cool.
here is my ikea blog: my friend and I bought among other things a shelving unit, we thought we got a white one but when we exited I noticed it was black so I wentto get a refund to buy a white one and when I came back I realized there were no white ones, only black kek so I bought the same thing again. It was 14 kg heavy and we carried it by foot back home
No. 679911
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Farmers, what are you buying for black friday/cyber week?
I've been trying to look for something that I'm interested, or at least a good deal. I really want new makeup (since my collection from high school is outdated and expired), but I haven't found any deals or sites besides the obvious sephora/ulta that stick out to me.
Also room decor would be pretty nice, now with the pandemic feeling like it's going to be here forever I might as well make my room look lived in.
No. 679935
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>>679911I've been trying to save up for a new phone, but thinking about it I'm sure I won't be able to because of covid forcing everyone to be in long ass lines. I'm considering just going to a store early before black friday or waiting until Christmas. Good luck with your black friday shopping anon!!
No. 679967
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Got drunk and ordered a ton of random shit from McQueen and forgot about it. Just got them in the mail and I'm so excited it's like a mini Christmas. Everything fits perfectly even the heels fit without breaking them in. I wish Covid wasn't a thing I want to go clubbing in them so bad. Thinking about wearing them when I take my dog walking I already dress like a whore might as well take the next leap and wear heels.
No. 679979
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>>679971Just as the name implies, coffee blended with butter. Key word being blended, if someone just drops butter on coffee and there's still butter chunks floating in it… Just run.
It's not that bad but it's not that good either. It's like a buttery latte. Picrel
I do keto for health reasons and never felt really compelled to drink it more than twice.
No. 680086
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>>679790Not a Starbucks employee but reading about the insane orders people make is a huge guilty pleasure
No. 680114
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Someone cowtipped bogleech about a random post some anon made here about how they used to like him before and he went on an autistic rant and posted this picture to demostrate that yes he isn't fat at all
I feel like people should learn to chill out if they're posted and not make such a big deal about it, it's just a stupid gossip forum, best thing you can do is not reply imo
No. 680122
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Sorry not sorry anon
No. 680128
>>680105I do understand where you’re coming from. There’s some disgusting people out there who don’t deserve to live. However, I feel really weird about giving the government the right to kill someone regardless. The last country in Europe that has the death penalty is a dictatorship, so that probably clouds my thinking. I believe the guilty should suffer in prison though which is also giving the government a weird power to possibly abuse. I don’t know.
It is so weird to me that many Americans are passionate about freedom and owning guns to protect themselves from the government, yet seem to support the death penalty? I would like to understand this.
No. 680138
>>680122Only homophobia is bad in that picture.
>If you hate men, you will also hate mentally ill men with sissy fetishes/internalized homophobia um sorry sweaty :///Sounds perfect luv
No. 680144
>>680122imagine caring this much if people think trannies are a joke
get a life
No. 680156
>>679870>I think going straight to the boys club for some girls might feel safer, more rewarding on the surface level, but it ultimately stunts development in this exact way I believe.That's really insightful anon, as someone who went that route myself I definitely agree.
>>679911I'm buying a new phone (I want a google pixel I think). My old one crapped out a few days ago. I might also buy a new monitor and a comforter for my bed.
No. 680176
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I showed a picture if baby grinch(pic related) to a guy in talking to and I said "awe baby grinch". And he stopped responding. I always scare men away being weird.
No. 680199
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I grew up poor, taking public transportation well into my 20s (sometimes over 2hrs to get to work), wearing hand-me-downs from my older siblings, etc. After years of ups and downs, I've finally been able to make enough money to buy a car, have a savings, buy new clothes that I actually like, pay bills without worry, etc. I still have that learned hesitation of spending money on things no matter the price, even though I can afford them no problem. Sometimes I open my banking app multiple times a day to make sure my money is still there(thinking back on all the times I embarrassed myself at a store because I forgot a bill was deducted and overdrafted my account.)
At the same time, there are days where it all feels so meaningless. This isn't to say I'm not thankful for the opportunity to improve my life or would rather be in poverty again. I'm also not rich by any means now. It's just that the initial euphoria I felt about my circumstances wore off a lot quicker than I thought. Some part of me thought that I'd be a different person when I wasn't scrounging for money anymore, but so far I don't feel different at all.
No. 680202
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>>680176lmao, the baby grinch you posted is cute but the one from the live action movie was absolutely not
No. 680203
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>>680179Cute, but Who gave birth to him? Who are his parents
Speaking of a little ugly, but mostly cute babies, I love pygmy hippo calves. Have literally never felt more happiness looking at a baby animal
No. 680212
>>680199I can sympathize anon. I haven't been through this myself but my ex grew up a similar way, always scrounging for cash, living paycheck to paycheck and wondering if he'd have enough to eat that week. For a time he was even homeless. After we got together I helped him with finances and he got his life straightened out, so his standard of living improved a lot. He was an adult but it was the first time in his life he had a comfortable, stable living situation. In addition to the relief he felt, he said he also felt weirdly uncomfortable sometimes. Not having to worry about those things anymore he honestly wondered, "Where do I go from here?" Basically, shelter, food, safety - those are all really obvious goals to chase, and they were the ones he'd been chasing all his life. Suddenly having achieved them and never having had the opportunity to wonder what he wanted to do beyond survive, he felt panicked and confused about where to go next.
So I'd say your feelings surrounding this aren't uncommon. Now that your basic needs have finally been met, it's time to start exploring loftier goals like asking what sort of hobbies you might enjoy, what makes you happy, what feels fulfilling to you for reasons outside of managing to stay alive another day? It requires time and exploration, but you've been through a lot, so please be kind and patient for yourself. You should feel proud of all you've accomplished but there are still plenty of paths to explore from here.
No. 680219
>>680122I saw a lot of tr00ns promoting the "let's not hate men…" shit on men's day and it made me lol. Loyal to the end. Cult of peen.
>>680216My bf has never had bad breath in the entire five years we have lived together and he's pretty lazy with brushing. I am scrupulous with hygiene and I still notice I have bad breath sometimes but it's not from my mouth, it's from my guts or something. I think I'm dying lmao
No. 680230
>>680223You might be right. I drink loads of water but my adhd meds make my mouth dry.
>>680224I used to get those when I still ate dairy. Discovering that phenomenon made me want to get my tonsils ripped out. The concept is so disgusting to me.
No. 680249
>>680216I know someone who's a dental hygienist so they know how important oral health is but their breath always smells bad like they're rotting from the inside or something.
>>680229Kids are just following who they think is hot. The FYP is always shit until you find the right rabbit hole to fall into.
>>680231The annoying thread or things we hate thread depending on how irked it makes you.
No. 680254
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>>678492Thank you for your insight. I just want a fun looking job near my apartment that is easier than what I have now because currently, if i don't have to work through my only time off which is lunch, I still have to work 7-8 hours. and I have to be fully focused for all of it. If I don't it takes me longer and makes me want to cry and rip my hair out from the overtime and having no time to do things that are enriching to me.
I chose this fast paced industry but believe I went to the wrong side of things. I'm constantly envious of students who have part time job, study in cafes and have time to play vidya, read books, learn everyday.
I would never do target or a Canadian equivelant as I had worked in a grocery store for almost 3 years. While it was higher end I would hate to quit it just for that.
My ideal place would to be to work at a coffee shop in between industry jobs for maybe like. 30-35 hours a week? i make wageslave money anyways so the fact that I wouldn;'t have to work free overtime almost evens out.I know this should have gone in the careers or vent thread but I was crying and too lazy to switch. Thanks again for the anons who chimed in with their inputs as well!
No. 680301
>>680294Same here, beyond my mom I really dont care. My grandma is a narcissist and
abusive towards my mom and my aunt is very stubborn that we should all be together like a family (and my aunt us kinda like a christian karen -as much s I hate that word, it fits-)
No. 680302
>>680294Yes, I feel the same way about my parents but then again, my parents were the type to tell me when I was a kid to sort things out on my own, they never helped me with homework, and they were the type to tell me to keep my problems to myself. My mother was
abusive to me and my father would rather spend time anywhere else but with us.
Now that I'm in my late 20s, they've been trying to establish some sort of connection but I don't feel anything and they know this and I was surprised to see that they're sad about it. I didn't think they could feel emotions (other than my mom taking out her frustrations on me).
No. 680304
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>>680280More like:
>superior mashed potatoes with leafy salad and delicious roasted chicken. No. 680400
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cringe
No. 680482
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I really dont understand where zoomers got the idea that alternative fashion was ever inclusive. Especially early 2000s scene culture which was the most toxic alternative fashion in history.
No. 680510
>>680482>basing alternative fashion on late 2000s teenybopper movementsThis is also kind of zoomer-tier and cringe, anon.
"Alternative fashion" is just a catch-all term for anything that's not mainstream, so you have all sorts of communities with varying levels of inclusivity thrown in. It was all down to the actual subculture(s), region, era, etc.
I'd say that because some of the early, more ostentatious alternative fashions were directly linked to subcultures that rejected mainstream values (ie because they're heavily populated and/or basically started by LGBT people and/or non-white people), the TikTok person's claim makes sense. The rave subculture once it broke into house/electronic music is one big example of this, very inclusive with the PLUR mindset.
Where she fails is in trying to apply that to all "alternative" fashions under the false notion that there's a unified "alt" mindset. "Alternative" can go in many directions, from progressive to hyper-regressive in every sense of the word.
Plus, not all alternative fashions as we know them today even stem from from an alternative subcultures or lifestyle. Some are just normies who want to look cool and different. I think when goth made way to split into emo, and then scene, it was the beginning of that becoming common. It's essentially what scene is/was, a wave of "poseurs", and that's why back in its heyday, goths, punks, metalheads etc basically spurned scene kids. There
was a music movement (Blood On The Dancefloor, BMTH, Black Veil Brides, Panic At The Disco, Millionaires, etc), but it wasn't respected.
Nowadays, clothing doesn't signify much about a person other than their aesthetic likes.
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>>680513>>680515Nazi punks are funny because rock music was invented by black people. They should be listening to some bland-ass ancient European folk music and that alone.
The racist end of black metal tries to have its cake and eat it too by incorporating European elements with metal/guitar riffs, but when they do that, they're basically making "biracial"/"mutt" music by mixing different worlds, even if they refuse to admit it. IMO, this sort of thing will always just come off as them privately conceding that the realm of music doesn't belong to them, and never will. They just don't have the range or soul.
Like, this is their mindset, lmao.
No. 680526
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>>680524Not necessarily, those were just the examples that made it into mainstream consciousness because they were considered more palatable.
No. 680527
ive been spending more time lurking on facebook these last couple of weeks, and it made me realise just how obnoxious and horrible a lot of people i know irl are, especially the men. theres one guy from my uni, who used to be my lab partner, who spends all day commenting on incel and manosphere facebook groups, bitching about women. like as in complaining about how lazy and childish women are.
this is the guy that didnt want to do his work during labs, so he would pretend to be asleep until i would call him out, at which point he would go for a +45 minute "toilet break", and then he would saunter back into the lab like nothing happened and get mad at me for being behind on the work. wow kyle, its almost like im trying to do 2 peoples work at once while you fuck around.
other highlights include a man who i knew was really off irl anyway, who writes comments about how adult men should be allowed to marry little girls as young as 12, and that women shouldnt be allowed to apply for divorce, and another guy who would parrot liberal left wing talking points irl but then on facebook he makes posts about how abortion should be illegal and that all lgb people are mentally ill. some of the women will write obnoxious virtue signalling posts and comments, but what is it about the men that makes them air out all their misogynistic/homophobic/racist opinions on their public facebook profile with their name and face attached to it?
No. 680530
>>680525Cope.
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Origins_of_rock_and_roll>Rock and roll emerged as a defined musical style in the United States in the early to mid-1950s. It derived most directly from the rhythm and blues music of the 1940s, which itself developed from earlier blues, boogie woogie, jazz and swing music https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rhythm_and_blues>Rhythm and blues, often abbreviated as R&B, is a genre of popular music that originated in African American communities in the 1940shttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blues>Blues is a music genre[3] and musical form which was originated in the Deep South of the United States around the 1860s[2] by African-Americans from roots in African musical traditions, African-American work songs, and spirituals. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boogie-woogie>Boogie-woogie is a music genre of blues that became popular during the late 1920s, developed in African-American communities in the 1870s.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jazz>Jazz is a music genre that originated in the African-American communities of New Orleans, United States, in the late 19th and early 20th centuries, with its roots in blues and ragtime. No. 680537
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>>680534By your logic, since this woman is dressed in European garb, European clothing is now black culture.
She actually has more of a cultural claim to what she's wearing since she lived within that era/culture, in stark contrast to those guys, though.
No. 680541
>>680536So, you agree that it's mutt music and directly contradictory to racism? Good to know, anon.
>Punk was a white cultural movement though, same for metalNah. Both stem directly from rock, so it's dishonest to call them white.
Truly "white" music is springy sprangy suck my wangy 1500s sheet music or nothing, sorry.
No. 680555
>>680483I think she just has a really healthy relationship with food. Might be an unpopular opinion but I don’t believe there’s necessarily a correlation between loving something and the rate at which you consume it, especially if overconsumption can cause issues elsewhere in life. The overweight people I know don’t overindulge on gourmet foods, they just eat too much junk. They don’t know anything about food and just use it as a way to feel better. Fatty and sugary foods are what people crave, they’re not concerned with the depth of flavours etc.
Emmy does cook a lot of basic shit but her approach is different, her aim is to see if the recipes work and taste the food. She probably savours and appreciates the small portions. Her goal isn’t to shovel down as much as possible.
At wine tastings, people spit out the wine despite obviously being there because they love wine. They do this to get a sense of the wines without damaging their ability to judge. A person who drinks vast amounts of all the wines, no matter how respectable or expensive, isn’t a wine lover - they’re an alcoholic. I don’t think it’s much different with food.
No. 680581
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Why the fuck is OP pic so hot? I just can’t stop thinking about it.
No. 680610
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I hope that one day I'll be able to afford getting my nails done. I know it's not essential to living but I think they're so cute or really awesome looking. It was "a thing" at the last office I worked at and all the women were getting them do e bi weekly and I felt a bit left out lol. Wish the shit wasn't so expensive.
No. 680645
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>>680610You could buy those packs of like 500 nails and nail glue, they're way cheaper. Or even polygel. The only problem is shaping them and making sure they all look the same lol
No. 680653
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Discovering hairy tongues has truly ruined my life. Pic isn't even the worst of it.
No. 680696
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>Catching up on Shayna's thread this morning
>Dogfucker-chan
No. 680767
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I really love the current vent thread pic. Reminds me of biblical angels.
No. 680772
>>680767I'm happy you like it anon
:3 I love this sort of imagery.
No. 680774
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>>680767>tfw you will never be as cool as biblical angels because trapped in corporeal plane and can’t ascend to angelhood.Why live?
No. 680800
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I don't think I've ever had a virtual waifu until now
No. 680804
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I feel so bad for the crow in this that I can't even enjoy meme variations of it. It's his first time up there you heartless bastard!!!
No. 680840
>>680640>>680645I'll try to look up some more places. I'm from eu and in my country/county nails are not that popular so the prices tend to be a bit high.
Ngl I'm somewhat lazy and come home late so I don't think I could manage to them myself lol
No. 681066
>>681050> Yep, 99% of them are hideous and looks decades older than their female counterpartsThat's because they LIE all the time about their age. I know some women do that too but men do this so much more and it's not even talked about nearly as much. They do it so they can bypass the filters and some will continue to lie until the girl finds out or they will say that they've accidentally put a wrong age or that
somehow they can't change it.
I also hate how they spout things like they're in a better form than men your age or some other nonsense.
Men across all age groups think they look younger. They might feel young in their head but they definitely don't look young. Just because you're going through a midlife crisis and dress like you're 13 doesn't make you actually look young. You look ridiculous.
The most disgusting thing is when you have men in their 60s and 70s thinking they have a chance with you. The audacity! I blame the bots with fake hot women profiles who inflate their egos if that's even possible.
No. 681086
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i am going to dye my hair to look like picrel and there's nothing anybody can do to stop me
No. 681116
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Ladies what's stopping you from stepping up and convincing men that they need to sexualize and objectify themselves
https://clips.twitch.tv/GeniusSleepyDovePunchTrees No. 681239
>>681168Taste is so much more interesting than just that though, isn't it cool how we can train our palettes to enjoy different things? Cut down on sugar, spice and salt and eventually you will unlock a new appreciation for rustic wholegrain bread with just a little dipping oil etc. I'm also interested in the theory that we crave certain tastes because of vitamins we are lacking e.g. if you crave chocolate your body might just really want magnesium
Also, those berries that fuck your taste up seem fun! I want to try those one day
>>681223Bulimia lite. You still absorb some calories that way, waste food and are reinforcing the idea within your brain that you can't live without sugary shit, but good that it worked for you I guess
No. 681243
>>680346Thank you. I can't stand when people act like Shakespeare is the pinnacle of literature. There's a lot more out there than some mediocre screenplays.
>>680536> Punk was a white cultural movement Yeah, let's forget about Bad Brains, X-Ray Spex, Death, and ska/skins in general didn't matter. I'll agree that metal is still mostly white or hispanic though.
No. 681263
>>681245I was looking at Blaire's thread and my guy friend was like, "Thats a ugly chick" when they looked at my screen.
I'm like, nah, thats a trans woman and they were like,"oh make sense then"
No. 681335
>>680294I think a lot of people feel this way, anon. It’s more surprising to me when someone has a super close, loving family. Even people who love their family don’t seem to like them much.
I’m distant from my family as they’re largely a mess. I couldn’t tell you the ages of most of my siblings, and forget about the existence of several nieces and nephews. Everyone assumes that a large family is automatically supportive but we have little connection to each other. One of my brothers ended up in a coma a couple years ago and I felt nothing, as if it was someone else’s relative. I don’t know these people kek, they could be murderers for all my insight.
I reconnected with my grandma last year (not been in contact as my dad died when I was young), she invited me to her birthday party and it was so fucking weird to see a loving family. My uncle, who I hadn’t seen since being a baby, couldn’t get over the fact I was there. Even a group of relatives who had fallen out for some reason were received warmly.
Sorry for the diary entry, just find how different families are so weird.
No. 681381
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I'm so happy that after all those years I can play this gem again.
No. 681384
>>681381Oh yes, I really love Minish Cap! One of the best mobile Zelda games.
Strangely enough, I used to hate it when it first come out. I didn't like the cutesy mood, I was more into the N64 Zelda atmosphere. It didn't help that I read the manga where Vaati is redeemed and basically a kid with issues. At the time I was quite young myself and didn't realize that the manga are a separate canon to the games (I thought they presented an extended and correct version of what happened in the games, but couldn't be shown due to technological limitations).
Now I adore the Picori world, it's one of the most fun and adorable Zelda gimmicks! I also loved sharing Kinstones, that was so fun! I wish this system returned in another Zelda title.
Why couldn't you play it earlier, anon?
why did you not post in the vidya thread on /m tho, we could use more topics of discussion No. 681503
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Ugh I went to the ikea website after that anon posted a djungelskog and I really want these scented candles because they look like they belong in skyrim and I bet they smell nice but they're so expensive
No. 681606
>>681536A lot of anons here are insecure plus we also have
anachans floating around.
It’s a stupid nitpick imo
>>681578At least the shitty scrote is gone
No. 681621
My dog tends to bark after waking up from her naps because she wants attention. She was barking again just now but wouldn't stop after some cuddles and I thought it was strange. She had already eaten, she had already been taken out, she got snuggles before from me and dad, and I know she didn't just wake up… so why was she barking? I decided to take her out for another walk, maybe she just has some excess energy to burn… and as soon as I stepped out I saw like 3 fire trucks.
I actually smelled some burning in my apartment and went to check the kitchen to make sure the stove and oven weren't accidentally turned on, and when they weren't I chalked it up to maybe someone accidentally burned something elsewhere and the small was just wafting in. I went out the building through the basement since my dog can't use the stairs and the burnt smell was SO strong, I was actually a little worried that the dryer had blown out or someone burnt their clothes, but the maintenance dude in there seemed unbothered so maybe not. Turns out the fire was across the street, it looks like it was small and by the time I saw it, they must have put it out already. So horrifying, and I hope everyone made it out alright. House fires are truly one of my greatest fears.
No. 681693
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I want to go on a shopping spree right now since I'm missing out black friday deals and crap but I have no money
No. 681703
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I haven't been paying attention to videogames lately (thank god) but I saw some article about cyberpunk 2077 and that you can get a mod for your cyborg body?or whatever piece of technology you upgrade but anyway you can get a mod that translates foreign languages and I just thought that's sooooo cool and lately I've been listening to industrial music too much and appreciating those futuristic fashion styles a lot and I feel like I'm at the event horizon right before plunging into a cyberpunk black hole, please anons save me if this cyberpunk game is going to be any good I'm gonna waste my life on it like I did on skyrim
No. 681750
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Does anyone have this reaction image of a crying buff guy being spooned by a giant teddy bear (or maybe a bunny) in a pink room?
No. 681826
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I love my retarded bastard of a cat.
>bf bakes cake at my apartment
>leaves paper towel on top to cover it with note that says, “[cat] don’t do it!”
>I come home and find picrel, ask bf if he did it
>bf swears he did not
>I am hysterical while my bf scolds my cat like a disappointed father
No. 681828
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>>681827My friend made this pic as a response to the whole thing. I hope this makes you girls giggle as much as it’s made my night.
No. 681845
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I want to bleach and dye my hair like pic related.
>Inb4 "that's ugly as shit"
I'm 19 and I want to have fun.
No. 681848
>>681845do it bitch, also be sure to have lots of toner.
lol i just noticed i got a ban for saying hila was formerly clearly ana haha
No. 681850
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Why can’t they be real, I just wanna get drunk and listen to music with them i wanna bang them as well.
No. 681859
I hate how I can't stop wasting my empathy on people who don't deserve it!! Not to be 'uwu I'm such an empath' but whenever I hear or see certain sad things, it just makes me feel so sorry for them. A dumb example would be like Kyubey at the end of one of the Madoka movies, where he's shivering and beat the fuck up. I feel the same sadness that I would for a puppy abandoned on the street, but honestly fuck kyubey, he's an asshole he deserves it but FUCK I feel sad anyway.
Anyway, my aunt invited me over and my cousin I grew up was there with her new boyfriend. Seems like a super sweet dude, seems to get along with the family, and we have some overlapping series we like. I was telling her new boyfriend an old story that somewhat involved her ex (it was about him calling her and she misheard him on the phone) and so she was telling me about what her ex has been up to. I don't know why they broke up, but I was envious of her relationship with him because she was with him for 7 years (since high school!), and I have never had a long lasting or "normal" relationship. But she was telling me how they stopped loving each other around year 4 or 5 but kept putting off the break up, and then she told me she found that he fucking cheated on her!! She wasn't mad about it since she found out long after the break up but what the fuck! Fuck that dude! And now she says how he lives in the basement of his parents house, lost his two best friends (who are still good friends with my cousin), lost his job because of covid, and is overall just a sad sack of shit. His grandparents feed him because he's a fucking scrote who can't cook or do anything for himself and his parents are always worried because he constantly sneaks out at night (for what, who knows). The picture she painted of him feels like due justice for being a sack of shit and cheating on her, but at the same time my stupid brain can't help but feel sad. I guess because I sort of know him and he didn't seem like a bad person from the few interactions we had. I know he doesn't deserve my pity and he deserves all the shit he's gotten slung his way right now but ugh.
Also both my cousins got boyfriends and it makes me sad I don't have a cutie gf to hold hands with. :(
No. 681860
>>681850Saw Dethklok live about 12 years ago, can confirm it was an awesome show.
Gave a guy in the audience a handjob.
Good times!
No. 681866
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>>681853Absolutely, all of them. even magnus. murderface.. i’d make him take a shower first though and pickles is actually really cute!
>>681854same he’s great, the episode where he basically admits that he loves giving women oral had me dying.
>>681857Now Im even sadder that they aren’t real, lol. that’s hilarious
>>681858he’s adorable! i love how innocent yet dark he can be.
>>681860hell yeah thats amazing anon, glad you had a good time. I’m so sad the show got cancelled, fuck [as]
No. 681872
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I found this in my reaction image folder, don't know where it's from or why I saved it. It grosses me out for some reason.
No. 681885
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I can't believe New York really got engaged. She's come so far sniff
No. 681888
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The Jersey Shore was an amazing show.
No. 681894
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>>681888Jersey shore was peak television
No. 681974
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> mfw an underage girl joins h-artists discord server, eventually bragging over being underage
> mfw this kid says that she feels SAFE in this place, that is meant for adults
> goes to a point where she even said her age when she started watching hentai, always mentioning that "its okay, she is on twitter anyway. Seen worse" and whatever.
Man… I am happy this place doesn't have paedo people and is chill for the most part, because people know whats right or wrong, but for the love of god, i do not feel comfortable having an underaged person attention whoring on a big level in nsfw place because of how wrong it feels to me. And reminds me of all people who tried to groom me online. I just wish kids were smarter than that.
No. 682096
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braids seem to be a thing atm. I like to imagine the girls in my town are cosplaying as Villanelle. It looks so fucking hot and I'm so damn here for it even though my own hair is too thin and short
No. 682148
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I had a strange experience today. I entered a parking garage elevator and the glass revealed to me dozens and dozens of black birds perched and flying towards me. It was surreal. As the elevator moved they all flew away in unison.
No. 682218
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I've been binge watching shower routines since yesterday and it made me so excited to gear up my current hygiene with new products, call it consumerism but selfcare makes me happy
No. 682274
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I'm a bit paranoid that somebody could recognize me by my posts on this site.
No. 682336
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>>682325>>682326Yes. Speaking for myself, I have a new fetish now.
No. 682365
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I started drinking water to stay hydrated and now I pee every single hour.
No. 682367
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how fast would i get banned if i redrew this meme as 2 farm-tans
No. 682390
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Cackling. Totally not a mental illness btw.
No. 682399
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It's honestly sad how badly Kylie fucked up her face. She should've stopped at whatever she got done in 2015/16
No. 682404
>>682399Is her new look intentional or just a side effect of having fillers for so long? I can’t tell.
>>682402As a fellow babyfat face anon, I would support this look becoming desirable.
No. 682407
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>>682402I think the fillers unintentionally make their faces look fatter. Like cheek fillers to define the cheekbones, or lip fillers which can make the face look swollen if they're overfilled. Kylie might have also gained weight from pregnancy. She had a nice square face before.
as someone with a super chubby face, i'm lowkey kind of mad these people with slim faces don't realize how good they have it>>682404I think it's unintentional. She just got too much stuff done.
No. 682431
>>682274I never heard of lc til my ex showed me a thread on here, now years later I still feel weird about posting details he might know me by.
If he's sad enough to do that though I guess that's more on him? Some posts read like personal bait to me..and that's when I log off to get my paranoia in check lol
No. 682438
>>682274I wouldn’t worry about it anon. Often I don’t even recognize my own posts so good luck to anyone trying to track me down.
I do wonder if anyone I know is on here though, especially as they wouldn’t suspect me to use this site. Waiting for the day a situation with a friend appears in the vent thread.
No. 682487
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>>682425You have writing habits that make it easy to pick you out.
No. 682492
>>682490Just buy some Shimmer Lights. Good luck, etc.
God damn. I ate so fucking much thst I had to unzip my skirt and lay down. This feels like a time where one time bulimia would have paid off for the night.
No. 682522
File: 1606446508342.jpg (1.31 MB, 4221x2814, life choices made.jpg)
I bought this because I'm so lonely I want to be dead
I was really excited when it showed up
I honestly expected to be talking to it like a person, that's why I got it, I figured if I'm going to be this alone for the foreseeable future, then why shouldn't I just collapse back into my old delusions?
My only friends when I was a kid were stuffed animals.
I don't know, it's been sitting in an old rocking chair staring at me for a week, I don't know what to do with it or myself.
I am so fucking lonely.
No. 682535
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Happy thanksgiving, farmers.
No. 682551
>>682528Anon a really good companion is a little betta fish.
A decent tank (most fish anons will say at least 5 gal, I think you can squeeze by with 2.5) will let a betta’s personality really blossom. A 2.5 gallon aquarium will fit on a dresser/kitchen countertop. Bettas are smart and interactive and they will recognize their owner and can learn some basic “commands” for treats.
The responsibility will give you a sense of purpose, too. They need good water conditions to thrive, stimulation in their tank, and a variety of foods. Consider it!
Sorry for being a fish autist. They’re really under appreciated and so much fun.
No. 682558
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I've been so horny these days but my bf won't put out (for good reasons though, he's been working almost 12 hours a day)
My vibrator can only do so much (maybe I need a stronger one?)
No. 682579
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Siblings and I were discussing the time we all played Stardew Valley. My brother had named his farm after his girlfriend. My sister had named hers a combo of her and her boyfriend's surnames. I named my farm Spaghetti Farms because I love spaghetti.
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>>682399Tbh I think she gained quite a bit of weight if I wouldn’t know it better I’d say she’s pregnant again. Guess she’s just short
No. 682645
>>682639Fuckin kek.
Those filters working overtime making her head tiny with yaoi hands.
No. 682688
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the finnish imperium keeps working in the shadows
No. 682754
>>682357She looks like Handsome Squidward.
Anyway, goodbye, cake boy.
No. 682852
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Ex-scene-kid farmers, what's stopping you from becoming a scene kid again?
Personally, I'm not sure. I've been so nostalgic for my middle school scene phase lately.
No. 682898
>>682893When she woke up she was puking and trying to poop but nothing would come out? Except once, and it was watery. I rushed her here to the vet and now I am waiting and feeling humiliated because I can't control my own tears
Coming here was shit too, it's too hot and too much traffic, she even clawed me out of stress
I hope she'll be fine please
No. 682910
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/w/ is a dumpster fire and most of the posters there are PULL immigrants who have all the time in the world to prove that every cow is such an ugly shoop [insert animal here] thot!!! I hate them so much they ruin everything.
No. 682939
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I'm all for celebrities posting no makeup selfies but absolutely hate all these media company articles about "celebrities with no makeup" and they picked photos where they obviously have lip fillers, lip gloss, foundation, mascara, eyelash extensions, permanent eyeliner, eyebrow tattoos etc. Absolutely ridiculous.
No. 683003
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My cat does this thing where he stands on his back legs and puts his paws on my leg for me to pick him up. I am the only one he sits on and sleeps. He means so much to me and is favourite thing in the world and he makes me feel loved and wanted.
Pic not my cat
No. 683066
>>683003I feel you anon
My cat will sit on your throat and put her lips as close to yours as possible and just purr. I miss her, I hope my landlord lets me bring her here soon.
No. 683218
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Ever since I got a Persian cat, I've actually started to be less disgusted by fat people.
They just kind of remind me of my cat, and I love her a lot.
No. 683238
>>683219Also nta, I found it watchable but rarely funny. Agree with
>>683224 about the exaggerated facial expressions. I think it also relied on stereotypes to carry the humour a lot, which worked well in the rest of the UK due to the preconceptions about NI. I watched with English people who were sometimes just laughing at the strong accents. NI people found it funny in a relatable way and were simply happy they’d produced something not shite lol. I don’t disagree with using the stereotypes as a whole, but it felt like the humour never developed beyond “haha crazy fenians / prods, lol stupid random English boy”
No. 683260
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I got catcalled yesterday so in the middle of the night I decided to shave my hair off on one side so scrotes wouldn't call me "so cute uwu" but then when my friend saw me she couldn't hide her disappointment and now I kind of regret it. No I am not memtally unstable I swear
No. 683290
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llama looking ass.
No. 683368
File: 1606574869655.jpg (Spoiler Image,44.38 KB, 564x563, 54eb81076a297016a3571673225803…)
I just ordered some polygel and I'm so fucking excited! Nails are so fun to do at home. I've never used gel before, but I'm gonna try something like pic. Pic spoilered for all the anons who get triggered when they see long, artificial nails.
No. 683393
>>683306correction: 10/10 would get*
*if it was an animal suitable to keep as pet
No. 683395
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>>683290Your mother is a llama
No. 683453
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just found out my sexy discord bf is actually ugly as fuck and i can’t break it off lest he become a mgtow… i’m never stooping this low again FUCK. he’s like really in love with me anons, this is terrible
No. 683493
>>683482Tell him you want to break up because you just don't feel ready to pursue a romantic relationship. You're new to online relationships and feel like you need to focus on work/school/whateverthefuck. Tell him you're sorry and don't mean to hurt him to soften the blow
or, If he catfished you, tell him you feel deceived and disappointed he's not the person he pretended to be. Building a relationship with lies is a bad start.
The first answer is a little bullshit-y, but who cares. You don't really need a reason to break up with him anyway.
No. 683495
>>683477How do you ask for a guy's pics on Discord without being obvious? Men never seem to post themselves except in male-only channels
I only know because I'm purposefully ambiguous online and I was mistaken for a guy.
No. 683508
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Couldn't help but notice that christian anon is going hard in /ot/ lately
No. 683594
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>>683573feel like pure shit just want to see images of young men getting shoved into cake