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Specific Thread for an Italian Cow, if you know italian/are learning it/want to watch trainwrecks for practicing conversational italian, this is for you. Hope you're ready for a wild ride, my listeners.

First of all some info, then will put a tiny timeline to make things smoother.

Chiara Dalessandro is a 42 year old youtuber, very well known for her drama, overexposing on the internet, suffering from narcisism, her attention seeking behaviours such as cutting herself and making sure it shows and being a literal leech, aside the fact she's VERY unfortunate looking and doesn't have a nose bridge. She's also known for chasing mentally impaired men to manipulate (his current husband has a psychological age around 12-14, can't eat -he sucks the food like a baby- and has a weird obsessions with teenagers, meaning he wants to be like them) and when faced with people with a working brain, she cries that everyone misunderstood her.
But now, the time line!

>Chiara started off as a "beauty" youtuber and while she's not the best looking woman around, her videos were lighthearted with some regular vlogs
>For shit and giggles, she made her previous husband dress up and humiliated him on camera and used him to beg around in Milan
>Cheated on him before his very eyes
>One night, his ex runs the fuck away from home and never comes back (video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ll5_92GLgCY )
>His ex ran away to the other side of Italy, immediatly Chiara reached out to some strangers to take her there, since she wanted him back but trains make her having "panic attacks" and claimed she was pregnant with him, even faking who the fuck knows to get into the ER and say "See?? I'm doing pregnancy tests!! Haters!!"
>Didn't find the loved one, so she came back
>Found a new man on a dating site, with some mental problems (some say he's on the spectrum or abuses benzo, either way, he looks retarded, no joke intended)
>After 2 weeks, got his name tattooed on her boob
>After 1 month, she MOVED into his house, a "people's house"
I'll explain briefly: In Italy, if you're not doing so well money wise you can get a "people house", a home given to you by the city, with a lowered rent, but you need to prove you're struggling financially. This will be relevant later.
>Moving into his house, which was composed of his husband, his parents and his granny
>Chiara yeeted the poor bedridden granny to the parent's room and painted the walls pink, filled them with the furniture she had in the previous house, filled it with Funko Pops, filled it with Hello Kitty plushies (current room state video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tNnycdCS0y4)
>She claims she got pregnant and the previous pregnancy was fake, this is one is TOTEZ REAL U GUYS!! and they're twins, boy and girl.
>Guess what, yes, she had a "miscarriage" but didn't go to a hospital because she absorbed them into her uterus (You know the sex at 4-5months preggo, you can't reabsorb TWO fetuses that big but her followers and her family eat that shit up)
>Davide (his husband) made a crying video (this is when fans started to think he was retarted) saying "We lost our kids….I was so happy, when my wife said she was pregnant I immediatly bought the test and it was positive and she told me they were too! We rushed to the hospital but they said to come home…after that Chiara miscarried… (most likely was her period but he's ignorant)
>Now she uses this lie to get this family tied to her
>She goes monthly, basically everytime the youtube money kick in, to primark to buy useless junk for 400-500 euros at the time.
>They make "Grocery Haul" videos 2-3 a week, spending 200-300 euro at the time, claiming that they enjoy having a full pantry everytime. Lies, lies, lies, they're just obese.
Remember the "people's home" stuff? She's illegally there. She doesn't pay the rent and she buys stuff. If you show anywhere (even online) if you live in that kind of house but spend thousands a month in useless shit, the police can come to your home. She's risking heavily.
>Makes friends but the time they don't agree with her, she drops them. One time she wished death to a 17 year old boy just because he didn't want to invite her at his house.
>Made a post on insta saying "My love, having sex in the hotel pool was magnificient" to which people responded "Fucking disgusting, you know kids in the hotel could've bathed in that water after you?"
To which she replied "YOU ARE ALL BIGOTS! EVEN MY DAUGHTER HAS SEX!! (Her daughter is 23, and she's a clever and elegant woman but this is not about her)"
People responded "That's not the fucking point" and her daughter unfollowed her everywhere
>Poor Granny died and Princess Chiara was not having her hubbie's attention that day so what did she do? She went out, bought an armani watch, vlogged it and even vlogged her crying husband that was only saying "Why are you doing this?" and she replied "This is for remembering your time with your granny" while fake sobbing.
Imagine the fucking backlash.
>Davide's sister got preggo. Hurray for another member of the family! But Chiara was livid. So she ordered a "reborn doll" which is just a Baby Alive doll and a shitton of baby clothes to make reborn videos. She stopped these videos once the family stopped caring about the baby for being a baby.
>During the pandemic, she shouted online that you MUST!! FOLLOW!! THE!! RULES!! but she went out with Davide with a "mask" made of surgical cloth. If you don't know, as Italy was heavily hit by Coronashit, only one family member was allowed outside. She pretended Davide was not her husband so they could shopping together.
>Holiday time, she goes to the hotel and just steals from the buffet. She brings a bag and stuffes it with food to "eat outside"
>Beach time, instead of putting on sunscreen, she just puts Johnson baby oil, basically frying her skin but claims to have a healthy tan.
>Fries her hair by bleaching it twice a month but "it's not fried!! I have naturally dry hair, that's why!! HATERS!"
>Overall disgusting, farts and burps proudly in videos, cockroaches can be seen in the KITCHEN and pic related, when eating, they all drink from the same bottle (she, him and their parents)
>She says she's dieting while making disgusting mukbangs (in her head mukbang means "just filming while we eat" in far-far shots and her video thumbnails looks like Saturn Eating His Children, the painting)

There's so much other shit to write but right now I'll just leave this stuff here.
Her channel: https://www.youtube.com/c/ChiaraDalessandroChiaraSweetheart
Couple Channel: https://www.youtube.com/c/DavideChiaraChannel