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Anything goes here.
No theme, no venting, no discussion about anything, you come here to be an absolute retard and shitpost. Post whatever you want. Bark if you want to. However, global rules still apply, don't infight, don't post nsfw shit, don't be racist, etc
Previous mental impairments: >>>/ot/867542
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Some custom furbies are cute af
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*All furbies are cute af
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you…………..ever think……we should…..just as a hobby…..overthrow the australian goverment….hahah….come on its just for fun……really
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who wants a ride
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I wish we had a retarded hornyposting waifu thread
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don't judge me anon
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Dar câte moldovenci?
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Unless it's "omg another nomadic tuareg anon??" this will always sound stupid to me
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I think we are around 5 or 6
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any martianonas here?????
Romania is tiny anon, only ever met a handful on the english internet.>>906410
5 1/2, Nu stiu prea multe pentru am mutat cund eram mic. Idk cum si scrie tot.
Why is Sixam interested in Mars?
What are you guys planning?
No…it looks very smelly and you know it’s just crawling
with French people. No, I don’t want to eat frog, monsieur!
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I'm so glad that I have found this site, finally a place to talk with fellow sigma females. The burden is real…
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I don't want to study and do math homework
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when I was looking up sad crying anime boys I found this one with super fucked up hands
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I hope Komaeda anon has animal crossing new horizons.
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you ever meet a bald gambler named Laurentiu, probably like 5'7, got a lil gut and a woman with a child in chicago. bastard owes me like $250 if not that's fine. just wanted to know if anyone knows this joker
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Baby Yoda Pipe
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She's such a fuckin dumbass
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She was self conscious about her diamond face shape/square jaw, explains why she allowed herself to be knocked up by a chinlet kek.
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She can’t even not play pickme parts, this is when I hated her kek
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I cry every time
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Which apostle are u
Im simon peter apparently
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>>908287>finding a rare man that short and rejecting him because of it
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Ruroh spent too much time gaming and studying and now it's light outside, guess I won't be sleeping very well whoopsie
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Nvm I looked it up, I'm safe. Pisces is on thin ice though.
The wise men were astronomers and astronomers where able to track the conjunctions on the skies to pinpoint jesus was born in pieces season and the star they were following was the famous bethlehem star conjunction.
You can Google jesus natal chart.
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I always crack myself up watching her videos because she looks like a goddamn final fantasy character like why was her hair always shit
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I wish I had the confidence and delusional grandiose sense of self of an uncle
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One day you’ll learn, it’s all men. Some are better at hiding it than others.
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Thinking about the time I showed my edgy cousin who's into true crime a picture of Elliot Rodgers and she told me that he looks like a carp.
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I remember watching her on attack of the show years ago before she started getting work as an actor. She was always a pick me through and through, so I can’t say I’m surprised kek.
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Lmao anon. That wasn’t even the first time too, gif related.
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Batholomew. Legend has it that he was skinned alive and then beheaded. Now he wraps his flayed skin around him and watches over leather workers. Picrel is the least gruesome.
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IDK why but I found it really hot, even though it was "staged effortless."
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whoever is constantly posting lc screencaps less than 30 mins after its been posted needs a fucking life
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STAY BACK, FATASS
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This unexpectedly warmed my heart ily anon
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I'm rewatching Death Note now and it's been like 10 years. I cannot fathom how back in the day weeaboos were thinking L is hot. How is he hot. Bitch where is he hot exactly. L is fucking repulsive as fuck, and it's not just his posture and how he sits, it's his face. He looks fucking malformed in the face. Eyebrow free buggy eyes dorito chin retard looking goblin, he looks like the type of person to have bodily odor and smegma. And baby fujos were wanting to see Light put his penis into his malnourished skinnyfat gollum ass. Did these dumbasses find him relatable or something. Did they interpret those dark streaks under his eyes as smudged eyeliner or some shit? I'm getting serious flashbacks of all these fellow thirteen year olds at cons, meetups and at school in messy hair, white tops and smudged eye makeup totally kinning L unashamed. I can't understand the attraction. It can't be just me, the attraction is not just something difficult to understand, it's downright unforgivable. If you find L hot you are mentally ill and I will discriminate against you until you find a way to actually become a reasonable person. He might be a genius but the sight of him putting his disgusting feet everywhere is nauseating. Misa was based when she openly expressed disgust at L being there to observe Light during a date. If even as an anime character L looks like nature failed him big time, one surely can't imagine how absolutely putrid and hellish he'd look in real life. Like something from Junji Ito's work. I genuinely avert my eyes when I feel like he's been on the screen too much, he's that rough to look at. L is literally worse than gore.
You know what? You’re right, I tried to find a picture that I thought made L look cute, and then I tried looking for a cute picture of Mello and all of the death note characters are fugly.
I honestly think that the artist just didn’t know how to make the eyebrows look decent with the rest of the simple faces, so he covered the shit out of everyone’s foreheads with emo bangs.
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You approach the massive omelette…
… and manage to take a slice!
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hey wait a second… I already saw you take a slice earlier today. Get back here you little punk! Guards! GUARDS!
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Bitch, youre in trouble now
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My Aisha loves her omelette with mushrooms.
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I'm invoking the pantdevil to take your omelette
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browsing this thread with jungle theme is peak right now
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you just explained why he's hot anonna
HEAVY: Ya da yadada da da; it is GOOD day to be NOT DEAD!
ENGINEER: POW! You are dead!
HEAVY: I am dead!
SPY: Pam pam param pam pam…
ENGINEER: Aww, shucks…
SPY: (Gasp!) The Heavy is dead!
HEAVY: Yes. [sandwich] I am dead!
SPY: WHY is the Heavy dead?
ENGINEER: I dunno.
HEAVY: I think it was-
ENGINEER, SPY: SHHH! You are ded!
SNIPER: What's up ya wankas! Who's up for a- Ah! What the bloody hell just happened?
ENGINEER, SPY: That Heavy's dead.
SNIPER: The Heavy is dead?!
SPY: So! Did you see the murderer?
ENGINEER: Nope. Sorry, man.
SNIPER: Nah. Sorry, mate.
SPY: (Slam.) I will FIND him. I will CAPTURE him. And NO ONE will ever die again!
SNIPER: Ah, well that's nice.
ENGINEER: I am DAMN proud right now!
SOLDIER: Attteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeention! (Pew!) That Heavy is dead!
SPY: We KNOW.
SOLDIER: Who killed him?
SPY: We don't know.
SOLDIER: I will find clues! (Sniffsniffsniffsniff.)
SOLDIER: What's that? A weapon? That thing is why the Heavy is dead!
ENGINEER, SPY, SNIPER: The Heavy is dead!?!
SOLDIER: YES! (Slam.)(Whip crack.) HE DIED!
ENGINEER, SPY, SNIPER: (GASP!!!)
MEDIC: Raus, raus! MOVE, NOW!
HEAVY: HAAA HAA HA HA, He- (Splat.) -oof!
MEDIC: In my medicul opinion, zat HEAVY IS DEAD!
SNIPER: Doc, wot happened?
MEDIC: My phrofesshonal opinion? (Whip crack!) The Heavy was killed!
SNIPER: Oh God.
MEDIC: I don't think it's anything to worry about. (Boing.)
SNIPER: Well… now what?
SCOUT: Clippity clop, madafaka!
SPY: Uugggghhh… Come on.
SCOUT: Look at dis. The freakin Heavy's dead!
SCOUT: Whaddaya think of that?
SPY: Yes, yes; Scout?
SPY: Go home.
SCOUT: Aww, COME ON! Pffffffffffffff. Freakin unbelievable, no seriously, you all suck (Crash.) AAAAAAAAAAAAAaaahhh-
SPY: Okaaay. Let's get back to the point.
HEAVY: I think Heavy is ded.
EVERYONE: THE HEAVY IS DEAD!?!
MEDIC: (Gasp!) Scout, I will heal you!
HEAVY: OOF! Siriously? WHO KILLED HEAVY!
DEMOMAN: (Glub, glub.) It was ME!
DEMOMAN: YES! (Glub.) Ah did it like this: (Gunshot!)
DEMOMAN: WHOOP DE DOOOOOOO! (Glub, glub.) (Burp.) That's a joke, lads.
DEMOMAN: (Glub, burp.) It was, y- (Burp) -him!
ENGINEER: (Gasp!) How did you know?
DEMOMAN: (Glub.) AH DIDN'T! (BuUUuuUUrp.) That was a joke too. (Glub, glub glubglubglub) I'm ded!
ENGINEER: Heh, huhhuhhuhHAHAHAHA! That's right! It was me!
SPY: Yyyoouu MONSTER!
HEAVY: But WHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY?
ENGINEER: Cuz you're fat, boy. And another thing… You're. Ugly. You are a whole herd 'a ugly. You're dumb as a box of rocks! I've seen better sides of beef been run over by a combine.
HEAVY: ENGINEAR! STOP! ENGINEAR! You are SO MEAN! Is not funny.
ENGINEER: AUUgggh dammit Heavy FAck AAAAff! You are dead.
HEAVY: NO! YOU! POW, haha.
HEAVY: You are dead! Not big soup rice.
SPY: Well. That was idiotic. Off to hang myself! Watch and lear-(Crash.)
HEAVY: I am alive!
HEAVY: Is nice.
HEAVY: Yes, dis is stupid.
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>>910069>If even as an anime character L looks like nature failed him big time, one surely can't imagine how absolutely putrid and hellish he'd look in real life.
As stated in the shitpost thread: you don't have to, the Japanese live action movies show how he's supposed to look as a person. I don't think it's as bad as you say.
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emo tails. would you?
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male archetype horoscopes (they made sure to add the valid tranny on the right!)
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I want a long furby
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HAVANA OOH NA NA
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making my bf wear this in public
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I would fucking die for baby yoshi, or as I like to call him, GIGACHAD. As you can see, he is exemplary in the cuteness department. He is also a total badass mamajama. He's totally sassy, but not to his pal Gonzalez (me). He's loyal, he's strong, he's got a great hair cut. What a guy. This little fella helped me win the wrestling championship, we make a great team. He loved asking the opponents how the floor tasted. To think he was this close to becoming a hotdog.
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BEING MALE IS A MENTAL ILLNESS
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Watch this, Data. Soup, no bowl; HOT
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Why thank you nonny
, I was very inspired that day by my trips to the bathroom
thank you! >>913441
you're so funny anon, i also spent some time keking at your edit.
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What a name
L A C I E N E G A
What a total bitch though.
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SKIBIDIBI DABAPA SKIBIDIBI DAPAPAPAPA
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Kim K really pulled up to the meth galla dressed in full niqabicore. Preparing for the Taliban takeover I see.
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i could fix him
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i woke up at 9 am and that is an accomplishment for me. just found out we have the worst dog whistle.
>le $ [bean emoji]
fixing a man? now that's
what I call absolutely retarded
>>913851>equating lover to a therapist, in the context of a woman playing a therapist for a scrote
Please say sike>>913853>>913860
God I sure hope so kek
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and if i do? even if he's a little chubby and has substance abuse issues, so what>>913867
i have fixed a guy and my gf (and she has done the same for me)
i loathe the idea "your partner shouldn't be your therapist!! go read The Road Less Travelled by M. Scott Peck
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I wasn't here, you can't prove anything. I can't believe it's mid afternoon already. I need to get up and do something. Fuck I'm miserable. Picrel is a real actual photo of me.
>>913954>i don't believe in therapy
galaxy brain>i think everything can be resolved if you look deep within yourself and talk it out with someone
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READ your TEXF MESSAGES
The difference is the attitude. Someone you love might be too focused on finding you solutions that don't really fit, because they are not your
solutions. Someone who trained or just good at being supportive will let you work it out yourself with them being there to give you compassion and understanding while you work through your thoughts and feelings. Someone who is a great support is someone who will ask you questions to make you think of your own solutions or analyze your own feelings so that you can better understand yourself. Rather than looking at it from their perspective, and telling you what they think might work for you. Does any of that make sense or am I rambling?
I'm the OP of the original horseman post and i agree with you! therapy is so disingenuous. how am i supposed to open up to someone who doesn't give a crap about me and whom i have to pay? For the record I've been to 5 shrinks if not more>>914015
just be patient someone will come along for you, both my gf and i were on the verge of suicide but we're doing great now. at the very beginning of our relationship we psychoanalysed each other which helped us work on our issues>>913896
you need to actually read the book. the author suggests that for a healthy relationship, both partners need to constantly psychoanalyse each other to help each other grow
samefag but i might have been presumptuous when it comes to being your partner's therapist. my girlfriend and i struggled sith the same issues (some i resolved before meeting her, and vice versa) i also read self-help books specifically to help her issues.>>914063
i think we can respectfully agree to disagree.
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Despite hating spiders this pic made me incredibly angry
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Everyone reply with your fave laugh reacts pls
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I’m so glad my fat thumbs don’t matter here, posted without attaching the image like an absolute fucking retard
I agree with this. I feel like playing therapist is setting your relationship up for the kill. Especially if they have issues they should be talking to a professional about.
Trying to "fix" my ex only lead to me breaking myself and I'm sure he'd say something similar about me even though in typical scrote fashion he didn't even try that hard
Maybe it works for some people but for most of us, dealing with our own issues are hard enough. You go to your partner for peace, not to help them through their mommy/daddy/ex from hell issues 24/7. Where do you draw the line?
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i have so many to choose from. this was a tough decision
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samefag maybe one more
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I love Jean Harlow!
These are all so cute I’ve saved them all. Thanks nonnies!
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YES.I only wear designer bags deer,,,,,it`s a lifestyle for few,,,,,,,
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Good lord I love pooping
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lmao this is the new Jeff the killer I see
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You know what, at least its not a triangle or a clock
I mean its a skinny white man in a suit of course what did you expect
At least the actor that played him was cute
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Waluigi would probably let you peg him and then send you flowers afterwards
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I want to ride his face
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Why you posting that sad cat everywhere
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You’re such a fucking idiot.
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here you go>>915239>>915248
Yes haha I am a bit unhandy with desktop tricks.
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Ankha looks so traumatized.
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Whenever someone brings up the whole “muh covid microchips” I just tell them that I hope I can get free wifi with it, that would be so neat, going anywhere I want and never having to use my data to call my family or friends nor worrying about my games shutting down because of poor internet connection.
Like, if I’m losing my human rights, at least give me free wifi, I deserve it for I am ID number 8008135.
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I saw a twilight sparkle coomer sticker on a car when I was stuck in a traffic jam yesterday and I hated every moment of having to look at it
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EAT MY ASS
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I hate my hard boogers, I try to do my best to keep my nose clean and such, but It’s so annoying when they’re like this.
I prefer hard boogers over a runny nose though, but I want no boogers, I hate them.
But seriously, I feel so congested that my forehead feels as if it was made of rocks.
Do I have to drink more water or something?
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Nonnies be posting shit like picrel to posts where they’re pouring their hearts out about their horrific abusive childhood or PTSD.
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I for one as someone who's vented about trauma and shit here find this hilarious
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i love this lindsay lohan mugshot so much
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maybe. it does seem like it was smaller in mean girls.
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I bet you didn’t know that El Chavo del 8 had a beach episode.
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It’s not bait, I’m just saying that El Chavo del 8 had a 2 parts beach episode.
I knew it.
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It is one of the most famous episodes, no? Everytime it was on tv my family would stop everything just to watch it. Only other time we would do that was when mr bean was on tv.
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I like the one with Satanás
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i can't believe you've done this…
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she’s hot and dangerous
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H e l l o
would u care for some tea and snack
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like and share and retweet and reblog and repost and sage if you get it
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male mitski cannot hurt me male mitski cannot hurt me male mitski cannot hurt me male mitski cannot hurt me male mitski cannot hurt me male mitski cannot hurt me
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it's the facial hair
I admire how actual mitski doesn't succumb a ton to modern beauty standards and the ps meme tbh
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You’re fucking dumb and I don’t have the energy to explain why.
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shut up SHUTUP REEEEEEEEE
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There is a guy on /r9k/ doing an ama about his tiny feet and I don't know why it's so funny to me
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the mitski anon wants
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I'm tired of the not so subtle implications that there can be no Stacies on this site. You don't know how I live my life. You don't know how many times I've gotten my Chipotle order paid for by the rando in front of me (2 times.) You can't take this aura and power away from me.
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MY PUSSY TASTE LIKE COLT 45
Idk what tenderqueer is but it’s not that surprising considering Mitski is also fairly popular in terf
tenderqueer means someone who uses their "gender dysphoria" and "gender trauma" as an excuse to be awful to people and then say no one is allowed to call them out because really they're a tender pure hearted baby soul who could never do wrong.
but tbh if you're listening to that empty zoomie shillpop i dont know why you expected any other kind of fan. in fact, you also suck. carly rae jepsen didnt die so you could call that whiny tired sadho a pop artist. ooh my feewings is the entirety of her opus, its literally tenderqueer bait supreme
smells like becky in here……>>919290
you're way too aggressive about this subject but you're correct on the carly rae jepsen note so it evens out. stream emotion
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even vice calls tenderqueers shitstains, though sadly don't mention Mitski. Fuck her shitty music tho, lol>>919204
Nicole Dollanganger claimed the same in a song lmfao
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Stay back feral goblin
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this thread needs more furbies
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I want to customize a furby.
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i love to sing but i suck at it and sound horrible
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I grab it and pull it into an embrace.
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make edits with this nonnies
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I miss you so much and I think about you all the time. My best buddy. I wish I could have said goodbye.
… thinking of you and your pup ♥
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love you ladies
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this is the last one
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My autism knows no boundaries.
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trying to be artsy
I wish I could draw that nicely, I just edited the wojak and pasted the cute picture from Pinterest, nonnie
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>>919901>this is america>french man shooting australian man
I am offended on behalf of soldier
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cute little pyro is ok I guess. Buff pyro is based
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Tard-wives never learn that men will never respect them. Sad!
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This is like the funniest image I've ever seen
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This could be a great thread picture for the new vent thread.
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alright guys im leaving my milk here.
gotta go get my straw
please don't do anything to my mikl, im very thirsty
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the fate all milk drinkers deserve
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I’m not keeping any milk in this house, we will only nitpick and talk shit about ugly selfies and shit takes.
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>blocks your path
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Scout paid me four hundred thousand dollars to show him my belly button for 3 seconds, I'm treating you all to milkshakes what flavor do you want
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I want strawberrryyyyy
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Here you go scout WARNING: do not google strawberry milkshake images because I barely could unglue myself from the endless list of beautiful delicious images
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I googled mint milkshakes out of curiosity and fuck I’m hungry/thirsty/depressed that I do not have one
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any flavor as long as i get to lick it off of medic's tits.
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cute but it kind of looks like this stuff
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Mhphhmmhm mhmhmppmhg mhmmhmnpphhmm hmmhnhhpppmmmm!!
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tfw pyro himself would dress like that
Come on, nonnie
, don’t rustle my feathers, you know Pyro isn’t an AGPfag, he’s not afraid to like cute shit.
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Wrong he would dress like this
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This is deer. He says
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me whenever my nephew is being mildly annoying
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>>923296>Our compassion and empathy is what puts us above men, if you chose to give that up you're lowering yourself to their level
Cope, compassion and empathy is weakness and only gets women taken advantage of. We should reserve it for fellow women only. And there's no such thing as lowering yourself to their level, that's just guilt trip shit to keep women quiet & from doing anything back.
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>>923296>Our compassion and empathy is what puts us above men, if you chose to give that up you're lowering yourself to their level
Cope, compassion and empathy is weakness and only gets women taken advantage of. We should reserve it for fellow women only. And there's no such thing as lowering yourself to their level, that's just guilt trip shit to keep women quiet & from doing anything back.
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Woah she's so edgy! Tard. She's not above her shitty family if she plans to treat her five year old nephew like crap because she was. If she hates him that much she needs to maintain distance. What a nasty cunt.
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I just dropped my homemade Mac and cheese dinner taking it out of the oven, making me tonight's biggest loser.
this is what like half the people on this website sound like though. they think acting like moids is some form of 19th wave feminism or something. it's pure brainrot leading to legitimate retardation. >>923348
case in point
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>current state of men
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After 9 layers of faceapp filters, I've turned Sal (tonight's big loser) into my husband.
Too far gone
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john cena suit gangnam style depression
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Me enforque como me odiasse, mas você me ama
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vent thread b like
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is that from a Chick tract ? cause if it that means those kids are also secretly catholics
cause Jack Chick believed that Islam, Communism, Nazism and Freemasonry. were all created by the Catholic church
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Good old Jack Chick
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Why is no one talking about how sad this tomatoes are
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Cats used to eat our prehistoric Monke ancestors? And they still retain the siren call death cry? Wow. Dark triad queens.
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who here like pigge?
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this is sarcasm, unless I'm missing something
or maybe it's one of those "if you pander to men, or do things to avoid their attention, you're still centering your lives around them" kind of thing
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Remember to check if youare out of shampoo next time you go to the store anonymouses
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a supreme money gun? please. call me when you get the spermpreme fetty gun
Also the kosher shit is just a scam.
t. worked at food expos, rabbis would come up and try and shill you their expensive-as-fuck kosher services
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I'm praying for the soul of whoever bought this horror. The only gun that they need is this one smh
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My eyes are dry
My right arm hurts
I want to die
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I wanna make thread bout monke
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"It must be small, huh"
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This my husbando no judge no sage no cap
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LMAO you don't believe in trans pets and won't use their proper pronouns??????
YOU ARE A BIGOT
A BIG IDIOT
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I discovered that the adult coloring book community is a thing that exists the other day when a video about unpopular coloring opinions showed up in my suggestions.
I fell asleep 20 minutes in to the video but when I tell you these opinions were so mild and mainstream… I’ve heard the same things for every other hobby group. But since then I’ve been getting nonstop recommendations for videos responding to this video, in which grown ass women have meltdowns and talk about this literal who’s video like they are war survivors.
To top it all off, most of the coloring books are really fucking hideous
Of course not you absolute sweetie pie
We are in the thread of the cactus where everything is made up and the points don’t matter
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someone doesn't know their internet history
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Only if you throw in a graty for free
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There’s CP here in /ot/ bumping
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don't scroll, CP raid
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HEEEEEEEEEEEELPPP!!!!! HEEEEEELP!! HEEEEELP MEEEEEEE!!!!
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EW you can see the tranny's bulge
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all aboard the choo choo!!
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CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA WATCH OUT i am right behind you!!!!!!!!!!! OUTTA THE WAY FOLKS
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This is the ending all men deserve.
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Little known fact about this scene in Mean Girls is that the director John Bob Johnsson was actually a big anime fan, especially when it came to FMA that just started releasing the year before, so in this scene Lindsay Lohan was actually supposed to say "october 3rd…wait, is that an FMA reference?! OMG Roy Mustang is my favorite! He's SO hot!" and Jonathan Bennett would just give her a cheeky smile before he hands her a flyer, inviting her to the anime club. But because everyone on staff kept saying "but why would an alchemist be entirely made of metal? That's so dumb!" he had to rewrite the scene entirely leaving only that small reference to what could have been. Because of this incident John Bob Johnsson went on to become a huge benefactor in the kickstarter for FMA: Brotherhood, knowing what it feels like to see your creation changed from your original vision.
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Don't you think it's wonderful how even if two of us have the same husbando, we each have our own version of him in our heads so we don't have to fight over him, because we both have him, we can just bond over our love and share fanart and fanfiction among ourselves. Just all love and zero hate also do you remember this confession thread image, I still have it saved because it's the best
Nta but same, I hate how there’s idiots out there seething because headcanons are -shock
- surprisingly different from each others.
I just want friends to write self-insert fanfics about their husbandos while following their headcanons, it’s so fun.
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Joji is hot
I completely misread this as "I hate my husband's fans" and was like "Same," because my husband is into twitch streaming.
But generally I agree with you, anyone whose sexuality or mental illnesses are their exclusive personality is exhausting.
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I wish I had a terf
homie to shower with.
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thnx edward babe
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That's fucking disgusting
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sonic is full of toxins. he needs Chinese herbal medicine and whole vegan diet
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Mosquitoes never bite me, there were a bunch in my house earlier and I didn't even notice because they never even touched me, I wonder if that means no vampire will ever want me either. Sad day.
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My pronouns are A/Ha and I’m a Nicky Minaj kinnie.
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why is she sitting like she’s about to fart? forcing her hips trying to make it look like she has an ass she doesn’t have kek
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BURNS DOWN ALL OF TWITTER
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Wtf doppio is kinda hot here
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welcome to the doppio harem
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smile and wave girls smile and wave!
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is this image going to curse me
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Her skin looks amazing also for the sims 4 you can get a mod to unlock skeleton outfits, I enjoy making half the population skeletons
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It is time to use the femboys for their true purpose:
S A C R I F I C E
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It's not maladaptive daydreaming, it's visualizing my manifestations hunny xo
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my cat should pursue a music career
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Size is important because size determines how big something is
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>>935438>Squared Ketchup package
Is this a new kind of gore?
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There are technomages manipulating this site and your mind. Stay vigil
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What would you do if he was your father
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I would follow Hello Kitty.
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how anons post about their mundane day
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>>935499>America will never be destroyed from the outside. If we falter and lose our freedoms, it will be because we destroyed ourselves.
What a queen
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They have played us for absolute fools
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I mistakenly saved this when that scrote posted it here, but this shows me that it needed to lurk moar because no one here speaks like that kek
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Scrote "humor" is so utterly banal. It's literally always variations of picrel
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Splish splash, I'm takin' a shit
The stinkin, filthy, retarded looking, stupid mutant men you like carry many diseases transmissible to humans. Males are a major reservoir for zoonotic infections. They transmit several viral and bacterial diseases to humans. Rabies, Leptospirosis, Brucellosis, Giardiasis, Echinococcosis, Ehrlichiosis, Blastomycosis, Pulicosis just to name a few. Don't forget about the roundworm, ringworm, mange and tapeworm they carry. Cope and seethe harder you stupid dick loving retarded cunt. I would love to smash that stinkin' moid of yours into a bloody mush of retarded mutt meat with a sledgehammer right in front of your face. I want to curbstomp your stupid fucking man and after i'm done with that, round up a bunch of other mutts and curbstomp them right in front of you one by one. Fuck you and fuck your stinkin' disease carrying, shit eating, piss drinking, baby eating, child killing, retarded mutant men. Stinkin' stupid moids, they smell of piss, shit, jism, like rotten curdled foreskin, like hot onions fucked a farmyard shit-house.
Men lovers are always irresponsible owners and their moids run out and attack people, kill people and kill children. It's sickening how much harm these stinkin' mutts and these fucking idiot, deranged dick lovers cause. Only stupid people like men. Stupid narcissists love these mutated beasts especially. Men are like sacred cows for narcissists and these deranged people consider a moid having more value than a human because it's easy for the narcissist to get narcissitic supply from a man. It will always be dependent on the narcissist for food so the idiot with narcissistic personality disorder feels validated, powerful and in control.
I mean how the fuck could anyone decent with an intelligence level above 50, find a sloberring, shit eating, piss drinking, smelly dumb mutant beast as retarded as the male, how could they find that appealing? Only retards themselves. Like attracts like. And just know, your moid isn't loyal to you. They just care about one thing and that's food. They are food obsessed eaters on four legs and their brains are wired to be food obsessed. They'll gorge on anything and consume everything. Garbage disposal on four legs will even eat your shit. Men aren't even real animals they aren't even closely related to simians. They're closely related to seals. A spliced fucking fucked up mutant creature.
Apes will even look at moids and judge them like the mutt is retarded which it is.
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Twis twead is fowor pwosting wike a wetad.
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>clacks giant nails on counter and checks phone in whipple deco phone case
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Boss baby girl cupcakes for everyone!! Grab your before there’s none left!
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I have a bad case of diarrhea
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I'll take this one. thank you happy birthday
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I want my boyfriend to suck my toes. How can I convince him without sounding like a degenerate?(bait )
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Diarrhoea is for cowards and babies. I got Diphtheria. A bad bitch disease.
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please don't tell me we have yet another foot spammer. why are there so many of you
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Maybe you're a bit too young, they were popular in the late 90s. You could buy them in the sweets corner of Minimal(now called Rewe) together with stuff like pic rel, sugar crystal rings, those giant chalk-like lick balls etc.
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Anyone over the age of 13 who hates DW is an uppity bitch lying to themselves about what a good person they are and has no sense of humor.
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show him this post so he will understand the lengths you will go to get ya toes sucked
>>937121>an uppity bitch
true>lying to themselves about what a good person they are and has no sense of humor.
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Give me pumpkin spice _____
(No swear words)
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Hide yo wife, hide yo kids
(especially yo kids)
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Frappuccino. I've never had pumpkin spice anything before and I'm going to gain 50lb this autumn because of this bastard.
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Literally looks like the groomer meme
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I love to singa
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I could and WOULD eat a whole cake right now. Someone DM me and we can make this work.
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Nta but I would definitely commit murder for a cheesecake.
still uglier than drake
I was also sure he was gay even tho he married a woman, he gives off major gay vibes
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k but I was answering to this >>937917
in unsuspecting times he was kinda cute
also his character was written to be the attractive one
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he was cute and hot next to Josh when Josh Peck was fat, but after Josh got fit they were both equally good looking and in the later seasons he started being depicted as more of a loser then he was previously in the series
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lol who's that guy
Idk josh's face looks weird, uncanny almost, but maybe it's just me
drake's still attractive, he's just a shitty person
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>>938360>drake's still attractive
He aged like fucking milk.
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same with josh, why does he look so weird and old
I cant believe I am arguing over this lol
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holy shit he looks 50
Maybe the toxicity from just being in Schneider's general vicinity makes you age like shit>>938380
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drakefag anon here,
yes yes, life is pain
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Me holding random animals
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A baby slug, mine.
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No idea what the fuck that was, but it's mine too.
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and despite all of that, the only animal I can't hold still remains the one that I truly own
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Bread. Where can I even buy these? Couldn't find any at my local stores and I can't bake.
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Yes, I have enough of these cringey meme traps/femboys from coomer scrotes. Sacrifice them for better looking boys that aren't drawn boobless dickgirls.
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Literally hire me. I'm such a good salesman. I can market your brand. I just suggested 3 people to use these good cbd gummies I take for sleep and now they're buying them. Give me your money.
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She bop, he bop, we bop
I bop, you bop, they bop
Be bop, be bop, a lu bop
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You think he's got some sketti under that hat???
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Fanfiction request: the floor is lava and Colonel Sanders (jacked anime version) is your savior.
Pic mostly related
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This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.
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Don’t get a 4chan bf
You don’t want a 4chan bf
You will never have a 4chan bf
If you do
Skin and eat him
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I am cheesed to view that
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if there’s a gus anon then I must be patrick bateman anon
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Pls reply with your favorite women images
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lol this is the model who dated her half brother right?
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yes, kek. have another
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3rd times the charm babes I quite live up to the absolutely retarded part
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Nausea, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach, D I A R R H E A
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when october comes around every year, I feel like gouging my eyes out by the amount of manchildren I see on social media celebrating halloween
the majority of our christian population isn't even catholic you fucking tards
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why do you nonnettellas hate fun
Learn to tell the difference between All Souls Day and the completely non-secular and commercialized holiday of Halloween.
It's like Easter and Christmas, you don't have to be religious it's just an excuse to buy themed candy and have parties.
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patricia is indeed beautiful
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What role will you play in the skeleton war?
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hand-to-hand crypt skeleton
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confused on what team I belong in
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herald of the mighty skeleton army
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shitposter cyberwarfare specialist
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my trusty steed is on its way
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v a p o r w a v e s k e l l y
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fellow soldier of the skeleton cavalry, reporting
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Alright, I have dis-armed myself heh heh
Haha! This skeleton is rather a strange fellow! I guess this is the source of humour for you? That does indeed give me a ‘kek’! Haha!
Please come downstairs and say hello sometime. We miss you and I did NOT tell the family about your cartoon husband pillow. Again, this Mr Skeleton is rather funny. Haha!
-Doris xx(don't use emojis)
>>941877>>941878>grandma found the lolcow farm
Ee I ee I o
And on that farm they had an autist
Ee I ee I o
With a>cover your dogs butthole!
And a >Komaeda has a perfect penis!
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I'm your goddamned ride. Now get in. We're sixteen minutes behind schedule and there's no way I'm making up time anywhere on this route.
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The Great Emu War and the Skeleton War. Only one of these has actually happened. Yet.
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i have so much schoolwork to do but i just started my period and im taking personality quizzes online instead of doing anything productive
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Look how happy it is that it thinks it’s about to eat a child. The glistening soulless eyes, the pupils widened in excitement. the tail wagging(stop)
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sometimes it do be like that.
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Oh hell-fuckin-yea gals, just finished my neocities site and goddamn do I hate css and html
Oh how fun! What's your site going to be? A blog, online gallery, dedicated shrine? If you're getting into css and html for the first time (like me) I suggest using these:https://www.w3schools.com/css/default.asphttps://www.w3schools.com/html/default.asp
You can also google random stuff to get an idea for how to make certain things like image spoilers, text dropdowns, etc.
For a suggestion. Use your index page as the "door" to your main sites. For example; yoursite.neocities.org(Should have a button or large text that's a link to the homepage) ➝ yoursite.neocities.org/home.html (Has links to all the other sites, functions as a site directory and change-log) ➝ all other pages on the site.
Yaaay, I'm glad so many people are starting one! I hope we stumble across each other surfin' the webs nonas.>>942626 >>942628
Can we please not do this, not here in the shitpost thread at least
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Hey anon, check this guy out
Are you gonna blog on neocities too? I've been toying with the idea of running a blog forever, but I was thinking of wordpress.
Unrelated, but I kinda want to resurrect the website thread with links to specialized blogs/websites that are still running and passion projects rather than marketing ones
Fanfic: The Mussings Of Ned Flanders Slash, Simpsons | FanFiction.net
IT HAS turned out fortunate for me to-day that destiny appointed Braunau-on-the-Inn to be my birthplace. For that little town is situated just on the frontier between those two States the reunion of which seems, at least to us of the younger generation, a task to which we should devote our lives and in the pursuit of which every possible means should be employed. German-Austria must be restored to the great German Motherland. And not indeed on any grounds of economic calculation whatsoever. No, no. Even if the union were a matter of economic indifference, and even if it were to be disadvantageous from the economic standpoint, still it ought to take place. People of the same blood should be in the same REICH. The German people will have no right to engage in a colonial policy until they shall have brought all their children together in the one State. When the territory of the REICH embraces all the Germans and finds itself unable to assure them a livelihood, only then can the moral right arise, from the need of the people to acquire foreign territory. The plough is then the sword; and the tears of war will produce the daily bread for the generations to come. And so this little frontier town appeared to me as the symbol of a great task. But in another regard also it points to a lesson that is applicable to our day. Over a hundred years ago this sequestered spot was the scene of a tragic calamity which affected the whole German nation and will be remembered for ever, at least in the annals of German history. At the time of our Fatherland's deepest humiliation a bookseller, Johannes Palm, uncompromising nationalist and enemy of the French, was put to death here because he had the misfortune to have loved Germany well. He obstinately refused to disclose the names of his associates, or rather the principals who were chiefly responsible for the affair. Just as it happened with Leo Schlageter. The former, like the latter, was denounced to the French by a Government agent. It was a director of police from Augsburg who won an ignoble renown on that occasion and set the example which was to be copied at a later date by the neo-German officials of the REICH under Herr Severing's regime (Note 1). In this little town on the Inn, haloed by the memory of a German martyr, a town that was Bavarian by blood but under the rule of the Austrian State, my parents were
domiciled towards the end of the last century. My father was a civil servant who fulfilled his duties very conscientiously. My mother looked after the household and lovingly devoted herself to the care of her children. From that period I have not retained very much in my memory; because after a few years my father had to leave that frontier town which I had come to love so much and take up a new post farther down the Inn valley, at Passau, therefore actually in Germany itself. In those days it was the usual lot of an Austrian civil servant to be transferred periodically from one post to another. Not long after coming to Passau my father was transferred to Linz, and while there he retired finally to live on his pension. But this did not mean that the old gentleman would now rest from his labours. He was the son of a poor cottager, and while still a boy he grew restless and left home. When he was barely thirteen years old he buckled on his satchel and set forth from his native woodland parish. Despite the dissuasion of villagers who could speak from 'experience,' he went to Vienna to learn a trade there. This was in the fiftieth year of the last century. It was a sore trial, that of deciding to leave home and face the unknown, with three gulden in his pocket. By when the boy of thirteen was a lad of seventeen and had passed his apprenticeship examination as a craftsman he was not content. Quite the contrary. The persistent economic depression of that period and the constant want and misery strengthened his resolution to give up working at a trade and strive for 'something higher.' As a boy it had seemed to him that the position of the parish priest in his native village was the highest in the scale of human attainment; but now that the big city had enlarged his outlook the young man looked up to the dignity of a State official as the highest of all. With the tenacity of one whom misery and trouble had already made old when only half-way through his youth the young man of seventeen obstinately set out on his new project and stuck to it until he won through. He became a civil servant. He was about twenty-three years old, I think, when he succeeded in making himself what he had resolved to become. Thus he was able to fulfil the promise he had made as a poor boy not to return to his native village until he was 'somebody.' He had gained his end. But in the village there was nobody who had remembered him as a little boy, and the village itself had become strange to him. Now at last, when he was fifty-six years old, he gave up his active career; but he could not bear to be idle for a single day. On the outskirts of the small market town of Lambach in Upper Austria he bought a farm and tilled it himself. Thus, at the end of a long and hard-working career, he came back to the life which his father had led. It was at this period that I first began to have ideals of my own. I spent a good deal of time scampering about in the open, on the long road from school, and mixing up with some of the roughest of the boys, which caused my mother many anxious moments. All this tended to make me something quite the reverse of a stay-at-home. I gave scarcely
any serious thought to the question of choosing a vocation in life; but I was certainly quite out of sympathy with the kind of career which my father had followed. I think that an inborn talent for speaking now began to develop and take shape during the more or less strenuous arguments which I used to have with my comrades. I had become a juvenile ringleader who learned well and easily at school but was rather difficult to manage. In my freetime I practised singing in the choir of the monastery church at Lambach, and thus it happened that I was placed in a very favourable position to be emotionally impressed again and again by the magnificent splendour of ecclesiastical ceremonial. What could be more natural for me than to look upon the Abbot as representing the highest human ideal worth striving for, just as the position of the humble village priest had appeared to my father in his own boyhood days? At least, that was my idea for a while. But the juvenile disputes I had with my father did not lead him to appreciate his son's oratorical gifts in such a way as to see in them a favourable promise for such a career, and so he naturally could not understand the boyish ideas I had in my head at that time. This contradiction in my character made him feel somewhat anxious. As a matter of fact, that transitory yearning after such a vocation soon gave way to hopes that were better suited to my temperament. Browsing through my father's books, I chanced to come across some publications that dealt with military subjects. One of these publications was a popular history of the Franco-German War of 1870-71. It consisted of two volumes of an illustrated periodical dating from those years. These became my favourite reading. In a little while that great and heroic conflict began to take first place in my mind. And from that time onwards I became more and more enthusiastic about everything that was in any way connected with war or military affairs. But this story of the Franco-German War had a special significance for me on other grounds also. For the first time, and as yet only in quite a vague way, the question began to present itself: Is there a difference–and if there be, what is it–between the Germans who fought that war and the other Germans? Why did not Austria also take part in it? Why did not my father and all the others fight in that struggle? Are we not the same as the other Germans? Do we not all belong together? That was the first time that this problem began to agitate my small brain. And from the replies that were given to the questions which I asked very tentatively, I was forced to accept the fact, though with a secret envy, that not all Germans had the good luck to belong to Bismarck's Empire. This was something that I could not understand. It was decided that I should study. Considering my character as a whole, and especially my temperament, my father decided that the classical subjects studied at the Lyceum were not suited to my natural talents. He thought that the REALSCHULE (Note 2) would suit me better. My obvious talent for drawing confirmed him in that view; for in his opinion drawing was a subject too much neglected in the Austrian GYMNASIUM. Probably also the memory of the hard road which he himself had travelled contributed to make him look upon classical studies as unpractical and accordingly to set little value on them. At the back of his mind he had the idea that his son also should become an official of the Government. Indeed he had decided on that career for me. The difficulties through which he had to struggle in making his own career led him to overestimate what he had achieved, because this was exclusively the result of his own indefatigable industry and energy. The characteristic pride of the self-made man urged him towards the idea that his son should follow the same calling and if possible rise to a higher position in it. Moreover, this idea was strengthened by the consideration that the results of his own life's industry had placed him in a position to facilitate his son's advancement in the same career. He was simply incapable of imagining that I might reject what had meant everything in life to him. My father's decision was simple, definite, clear and, in his eyes, it was something to be taken for granted. A man of such a nature who had become an autocrat by reason of his own hard struggle for existence, could not think of allowing 'inexperienced' and irresponsible young fellows to choose their own careers. To act in such a way, where the future of his own son was concerned, would have been a grave and reprehensible weakness in the exercise of parental authority and responsibility, something utterly incompatible with his characteristic sense of duty. And yet it had to be otherwise. For the first time in my life–I was then eleven years old–I felt myself forced into open opposition. No matter how hard and determined my father might be about putting his own plans and opinions into action, his son was no less obstinate in refusing to accept ideas on which he set little or no value. I would not become a civil servant. No amount of persuasion and no amount of 'grave' warnings could break down that opposition. I would not become a State official, not on any account. All the attempts which my father made to arouse in me a love or liking for that profession, by picturing his own career for me, had only the opposite effect. It nauseated me to think that one day I might be fettered to an office stool, that I could not dispose of my own time but would be forced to spend the whole of my life filling out forms. One can imagine what kind of thoughts such a prospect awakened in the mind of a young fellow who was by no means what is called a 'good boy' in the current sense of that term. The ridiculously easy school tasks which we were given made it possible for me to spend far more time in the open air than at home. To-day, when my political opponents pry into my life with diligent scrutiny, as far back as the days of my
boyhood, so as finally to be able to prove what disreputable tricks this Hitler was accustomed to in his young days, I thank heaven that I can look back to those happy days and find the memory of them helpful. The fields and the woods were then the terrain on which all disputes were fought out. Even attendance at the REALSCHULE could not alter my way of spending my time. But I had now another battle to fight. So long as the paternal plan to make a State functionary contradicted my own inclinations only in the abstract, the conflict was easy to bear. I could be discreet about expressing my personal views and thus avoid constantly recurrent disputes. My own resolution not to become a Government official was sufficient for the time being to put my mind completely at rest. I held on to that resolution inexorably. But the situation became more difficult once I had a positive plan of my own which I might present to my father as a counter-suggestion. This happened when I was twelve years old. How it came about I cannot exactly say now; but one day it became clear to me that I would be a painter–I mean an artist. That I had an aptitude for drawing was an admitted fact. It was even one of the reasons why my father had sent me to the REALSCHULE; but he had never thought of having that talent developed in such a way that I could take up painting as a professional career. Quite the contrary. When, as a result of my renewed refusal to adopt his favourite plan, my father asked me for the first time what I myself really wished to be, the resolution that I had already formed expressed itself almost automatically. For a while my father was speechless. "A painter? An artist-painter?" he exclaimed. He wondered whether I was in a sound state of mind. He thought that he might not have caught my words rightly, or that he had misunderstood what I meant. But when I had explained my ideas to him and he saw how seriously I took them, he opposed them with that full determination which was characteristic of him. His decision was exceedingly simple and could not be deflected from its course by any consideration of what my own natural qualifications really were. "Artist! Not as long as I live, never." As the son had inherited some of the father's obstinacy, besides having other qualities of his own, my reply was equally energetic. But it stated something quite the contrary. At that our struggle became stalemate. The father would not abandon his 'Never', and I became all the more consolidated in my 'Nevertheless'. Naturally the resulting situation was not pleasant. The old gentleman was bitterly annoyed; and indeed so was I, although I really loved him. My father forbade me to entertain any hopes of taking up the art of painting as a profession. I went a step further and declared that I would not study anything else. With such declarations the situation
became still more strained, so that the old gentleman irrevocably decided to assert his parental authority at all costs. That led me to adopt an attitude of circumspect silence, but I put my threat into execution. I thought that, once it became clear to my father that I was making no progress at the REALSCHULE, for weal or for woe, he would be forced to allow me to follow the happy career I had dreamed of. I do not know whether I calculated rightly or not. Certainly my failure to make progress became quite visible in the school. I studied just the subjects that appealed to me, especially those which I thought might be of advantage to me later on as a painter. What did not appear to have any importance from this point of view, or what did not otherwise appeal to me favourably, I completely sabotaged. My school reports of that time were always in the extremes of good or bad, according to the subject and the interest it had for me. In one column my qualification read 'very good' or 'excellent'. In another it read 'average' or even 'below average'. By far my best subjects were geography and, even more so, general history. These were my two favourite subjects, and I led the class in them. When I look back over so many years and try to judge the results of that experience I find two very significant facts standing out clearly before my mind. First, I became a nationalist. Second, I learned to understand and grasp the true meaning of history. The old Austria was a multi-national State. In those days at least the citizens of the German Empire, taken through and through, could not understand what that fact meant in the everyday life of the individuals within such a State. After the magnificent triumphant march of the victorious armies in the Franco-German War the Germans in the REICH became steadily more and more estranged from the Germans beyond their frontiers, partly because they did not deign to appreciate those other Germans at their true value or simply because they were incapable of doing so. The Germans of the REICH did not realize that if the Germans in Austria had not been of the best racial stock they could never have given the stamp of their own character to an Empire of 52 millions, so definitely that in Germany itself the idea arose–though quite an erroneous one–that Austria was a German State. That was an error which led to dire consequences; but all the same it was a magnificent testimony to the character of the ten million Germans in that East Mark. (Note 3) Only very few of the Germans in the REICH itself had an idea of the bitter struggle which those Eastern Germans had to carry on daily for the preservation of their German language, their German schools and their German character. Only to-day, when a tragic fate has torn several millions of our kinsfolk away from the REICH and has forced them to live under the rule of the stranger, dreaming of that common fatherland towards which all their yearnings are
directed and struggling to uphold at least the sacred right of using their mother tongue- -only now have the wider circles of the German population come to realize what it means to have to fight for the traditions of one's race. And so at last perhaps there are people here and there who can assess the greatness of that German spirit which animated the old East Mark and enabled those people, left entirely dependent on their own resources, to defend the Empire against the Orient for several centuries and subsequently to hold fast the frontiers of the German language through a guerilla warfare of attrition, at a time when the German Empire was sedulously cultivating an interest for colonies but not for its own flesh and blood before the threshold of its own door. What has happened always and everywhere, in every kind of struggle, happened also in the language fight which was carried on in the old Austria. There were three groups– the fighters, the hedgers and the traitors. Even in the schools this sifting already began to take place. And it is worth noting that the struggle for the language was waged perhaps in its bitterest form around the school; because this was the nursery where the seeds had to be watered which were to spring up and form the future generation. The tactical objective of the fight was the winning over of the child, and it was to the child that the first rallying cry was addressed: "German youth, do not forget that you are a German," and "Remember, little girl, that one day you must be a German mother." Those who know something of the juvenile spirit can understand how youth will always lend a glad ear to such a rallying cry. Under many forms the young people led the struggle, fighting in their own way and with their own weapons. They refused to sing non-German songs. The greater the efforts made to win them away from their German allegiance, the more they exalted the glory of their German heroes. They stinted themselves in buying things to eat, so that they might spare their pennies to help the war chest of their elders. They were incredibly alert in the significance of what the non-German teachers said and they contradicted in unison. They wore the forbidden emblems of their own kinsfolk and were happy when penalised for doing so, or even physically punished. In miniature they were mirrors of loyalty from which the older people might learn a lesson. And thus it was that at a comparatively early age I took part in the struggle which the nationalities were waging against one another in the old Austria. When meetings were held for the South Mark German League and the School League we wore cornflowers and black-red-gold colours to express our loyalty. We greeted one another with HEIL! and instead of the Austrian anthem we sang our own DEUTSCHLAND ÜBER ALLES, despite warnings and penalties. Thus the youth were educated politically at a time when the citizens of a so-called national State for the most part knew little of their own nationality except the language. Of course, I did not belong to the hedgers. Within a
little while I had become an ardent 'German National', which has a different meaning from the party significance attached to that phrase to-day. I developed very rapidly in the nationalist direction, and by the time I was 15 years old I had come to understand the distinction between dynastic patriotism and nationalism based on the concept of folk, or people, my inclination being entirely in favour of the latter. Such a preference may not perhaps be clearly intelligible to those who have never taken the trouble to study the internal conditions that prevailed under the Habsburg Monarchy. Among historical studies universal history was the subject almost exclusively taught in the Austrian schools, for of specific Austrian history there was only very little. The fate of this State was closely bound up with the existence and development of Germany as a whole; so a division of history into German history and Austrian history would be practically inconceivable. And indeed it was only when the German people came to be divided between two States that this division of German history began to take place. The insignia (Note 4) of a former imperial sovereignty which were still preserved in Vienna appeared to act as magical relics rather than as the visible guarantee of an everlasting bond of union. When the Habsburg State crumbled to pieces in 1918 the Austrian Germans instinctively raised an outcry for union with their German fatherland. That was the voice of a unanimous yearning in the hearts of the whole people for a return to the unforgotten home of their fathers. But such a general yearning could not be explained except by attributing the cause of it to the historical training through which the individual Austrian Germans had passed. Therein lay a spring that never dried up. Especially in times of distraction and forgetfulness its quiet voice was a reminder of the past, bidding the people to look out beyond the mere welfare of the moment to a new future. The teaching of universal history in what are called the middle schools is still very unsatisfactory. Few teachers realize that the purpose of teaching history is not the memorizing of some dates and facts, that the student is not interested in knowing the exact date of a battle or the birthday of some marshal or other, and not at all–or at least only very insignificantly–interested in knowing when the crown of his fathers was placed on the brow of some monarch. These are certainly not looked upon as important matters.
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