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No. 905996

Anything goes here.

No theme, no venting, no discussion about anything, you come here to be an absolute retard and shitpost. Post whatever you want. Bark if you want to. However, global rules still apply, don't infight, don't post nsfw shit, don't be racist, etc

Previous mental impairments: >>>/ot/867542

No. 906000

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Some custom furbies are cute af

No. 906007

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>>906000
*All furbies are cute af

No. 906011

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you…………..ever think……we should…..just as a hobby…..overthrow the australian goverment….hahah….come on its just for fun……really

No. 906033

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who wants a ride

No. 906035

>>906011
It's worth a try, just listen to this evil villain in charge of my state

No. 906044

>>906011
If you pinky promise to work extra hard on protecting the environment I will personally send a mailer of my own toenail clippings and poo to the PM

No. 906113

>>906033
Damn sometimes I miss my country

No. 906126

>>906035
These are usually crap because the intonation and sound quality varies way too much but that sounded really realistic kek.

No. 906142

>>906113
romanian nonny?

No. 906152

Kay em eff dee em
Better than the best
Megalomaniacal and harder than the ree eee eest

No. 906166

>>906142
Yeah, living in Western Europe for the past decade but old enough to remember all the lulzy shit we have back there. Didn't visit for at least 5 years.

No. 906176

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No. 906186

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No. 906194

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No. 906212

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>>906194
I used to have a crush on this man when I was a preteen

No. 906264

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I wish we had a retarded hornyposting waifu thread

No. 906268

>>906264
why is the scope crooked

No. 906271

>>906268
big brain theory she moved it to account for coriolis force for her next target

No. 906284

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>>906212
don't judge me anon

No. 906290

>>906264
Make it, nona

No. 906291

>>906284
Zero judging on my side, honestly we have few good looking scrotes but they're better looking than what's considered attractive here. I wouldn't exchange the values tho.

No. 906294

CACTUS

No. 906300

ooga booga

No. 906331

>>906264
some women are posted in the regular hornypost thread and no one minds

No. 906351

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No. 906365

>>906331
thank you for the info, I will go there next time then kek

No. 906376

>>906176
Another romanian anon?!

No. 906380

>>906376
câte suntem

No. 906385

File: 1631301051481.jpg (47.53 KB, 720x720, IMG-20210413-WA0001.jpg)

>>906376
>>906380
Dar câte moldovenci?

No. 906409

File: 1631303196326.gif (1.46 MB, 300x300, parksand-rec-ben.gif)

>>906376
Unless it's "omg another nomadic tuareg anon??" this will always sound stupid to me

No. 906410

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I think we are around 5 or 6

No. 906415

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any martianonas here?????

No. 906419

>>906409
Romania is tiny anon, only ever met a handful on the english internet.
>>906410
5 1/2, Nu stiu prea multe pentru am mutat cund eram mic. Idk cum si scrie tot.

No. 906421

>>906415
Why is Sixam interested in Mars?
What are you guys planning?

No. 906427

>>906419
If I go to your country, will I die or be trafficked or otherwise have an unpleasant experience? What’s the attitude torward tourists? Bucharest looks pretty.

No. 906438

>>906427
>will I die or be trafficked or otherwise have an unpleasant experience?
Yes, don't come. People eat foreigners here and suck their blood. Especially tourists who ask if they're gonna be trafficked or robbed, those are our favorite.

No. 906447

>>906438
It is just as I thought….

No. 906449

>>906447
Try Paris instead! I hear they love stupid tourists.

No. 906455

>>906449
mmmmm peepee

No. 906459

>>906449
No…it looks very smelly and you know it’s just crawling with French people. No, I don’t want to eat frog, monsieur!

No. 906478

File: 1631307640674.jpg (62.12 KB, 529x640, sigma_female.jpg)

I'm so glad that I have found this site, finally a place to talk with fellow sigma females. The burden is real…

No. 906479

Where my fellow socially awkward bitches at? Make some noise if you never feel like you belong!!

No. 906481

>>906479
farts loudly

No. 906482

>>906479
sometimes my stupid throat makes this weird sound and then I get super anxious and embarrassed

No. 906487

Why is the past tense of 'match' not 'maught'?

No. 906490

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No. 906491

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No. 906497

Anyone else used to hump their stuffed animals as a kid? Or are you normal

No. 906515

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>>906497
Go away pedo.

No. 906532

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No. 906534

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I don't want to study and do math homework

No. 906538

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>>906534
when I was looking up sad crying anime boys I found this one with super fucked up hands

No. 906543

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No. 906548

>>906534
>math homework
are you 16

No. 906556

>>906543
The one next to the house doesn't look anything like a dick

No. 906571

>>906548
Anon, I'm in college

No. 906575

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I hope Komaeda anon has animal crossing new horizons.

No. 906582

>>906571
It's so weird to see an adult saying "homework", but maybe it's a regional thing. Here I'd call it "assignment" (also essay and paper but i don't think that works for math)

No. 906592

>>906582
Where I am, they're used interchangeably (even online it all says homework) but now I'm worried it makes me sound immature.

No. 906608

>>906427
It's one of the top sex trafficking countries in the world and everything is corrupt, sorry that's why we moved kek.

No. 906636

>>906575
I don’t. She probably wants to eat her residents.

No. 906686

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>>906479
>>906419
hey nonnie you ever meet a bald gambler named Laurentiu, probably like 5'7, got a lil gut and a woman with a child in chicago. bastard owes me like $250 if not that's fine. just wanted to know if anyone knows this joker

No. 906745

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Baby Yoda Pipe

No. 906756

>>906745
I would chuck and punt this but it's silicone slo my attack would not do much, unfortunately

No. 906768

>>906756
Whatever you said is absolutely foreign to me

No. 906773

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She's such a fuckin dumbass

No. 906782

>>906773
she was so cute before all the bad ps what a waste

No. 906818

>>906782
Right? I think she's conventionally pretty and had something cute about her looks before she started messing with her face but how do you look like that and still end up being a massive pick me who got impregnated by a troll looking, cheating scrote?

No. 906864

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>>906818
She was self conscious about her diamond face shape/square jaw, explains why she allowed herself to be knocked up by a chinlet kek.

No. 906905

Big cat

No. 906910

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>>906773
She can’t even not play pickme parts, this is when I hated her kek

No. 906918

>>906864
I hope that child is gonna look more like Olivia rather than this neanderthal but since he's fugly and likely has shitty sperm quality due to being an addict, I don't have very high hopes.

No. 906940

>>906910
Every time I look at her all I can hear is the cool girl monologue from gone girl in my head

No. 906946

>>906910
Apple doesn't fall far from the tree. Read her wiki and her mom sounds like the typical Asian pickme for conservative white trash kek.

No. 906954

File: 1631363935117.jpg (84.06 KB, 846x1231, 1ae78a87f76e89d5b0a6a9d8ec8bf3…)

>tfw princeofdubaicel

No. 907253

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No. 907278

File: 1631381346781.jpg (54.33 KB, 700x700, sadness.jpg)

I cry every time

No. 907380

>>907253
This is hilarious I love dogs

No. 907464

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No. 907484

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No. 907489

>>907253
Lmao. My parents once brought home a bunch of abandoned cats and they would eat exactly like that.

No. 907678

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vroom vroom

No. 908101

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Which apostle are u
Im simon peter apparently

No. 908105

>>908101
Neat, I’m Philip, I would name my dog like that.

No. 908106

File: 1631408791938.gif (478.33 KB, 500x287, original.gif)

>>908101
not mad at all

No. 908110

>>908106
judas ju da ah ahs

No. 908120

>>908101
I’m Mathewwww , mah boi matheww

No. 908123

>>908101
judas thaddeus…. I've never heard of him

No. 908129

>>908101
John, who is apparently the patron saint of friendship even though I have no friends. It seems that once again I have been deceived by a Christian.

No. 908135

>>908123
There were two Judas' and Jesus also has brothers, I'm not sure if they were disciples though.

No. 908159

>>908101
Thomas but I'd rather be Bartholomew cus he was cooler

No. 908287

I feel bad for listing after a teacher the same height as me. Not ashamed, just disappointed in myself. Yes, he does sound like Roger Craig Smith, renowned voice actor of Sonic The Hedgehog fame, but this doesn’t trump the fact that the bastard is 5’4”. As much as I’d love to have him breathe chili-dog scented breath on my labia down to my anus and fill me with his Aryan seed. I just cannot. I shall not. His scrotum will remain in the prison of his jeans until he grows a foot.

No. 908290

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>>908287
>finding a rare man that short and rejecting him because of it
Absolute madness.

No. 908292

>>908290
Also, a teacher. Maybe it’s for the best. Uneven power dynamics and such.

No. 908293

>>908287
Pasta energy

No. 908296

>>908292
Depends if it is a current teacher. She could look into it after she isn't in his class anymore. I am assuming this is a college student and not highschool though.

No. 908301

>>908293
God, don’t we have enough. I’m still awaiting the death of the komaeda one.

No. 908375

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Ruroh spent too much time gaming and studying and now it's light outside, guess I won't be sleeping very well whoopsie

No. 908601

New Post in MOUSETRAP GENERAL /mt/

I have not caught any mice in my mousetraps yet. I must not have a rodent infestation but I will continue to look

No. 908606

>>908375
nyehhhhhhhhhhhh

No. 908664

water tastes so fucking good it's insane how the fuck do they do that

No. 908687

File: 1631465223592.jpg (47.43 KB, 400x600, 1901.jpg)

>>908664
stone lady juice

No. 908736

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>>908664
you have WATER??

No. 908737

>>908687
kek,. i love you anon

No. 908741

>>908101
Mathew! Big kind energy

No. 908742

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No. 908745

>>908101
Wait, which Judas was the one who betrayed Jesus?

No. 908752

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>>908745
Nvm I looked it up, I'm safe. Pisces is on thin ice though.

No. 908759

>>908752
My mum being a pisces makes so much sense. That bitch is always betraying me

No. 908797

>>908101
Andrew. You know, the guy.

No. 908847

>>908752
Shit just realised Jesus is also a pisces!!! It was a pisces on pisces hate crime betrayal there are so many layers to Christianity omg

No. 908856

>>908847
i thought december 25 is capricorn?

No. 908863

>>908856
The wise men were astronomers and astronomers where able to track the conjunctions on the skies to pinpoint jesus was born in pieces season and the star they were following was the famous bethlehem star conjunction.

You can Google jesus natal chart.

No. 908865

>>908863
It's also why jesus symbol is the fish, like pisces.

No. 908867

>>908865
then what is jesus' real birthday

No. 908872

>>908856
current christian holiday dates were adjusted to reflect pagan and roman holiday traditions at the time. this made it easier for the common folk to get used to christianity. so yea, jesus was not born in december

No. 908886

>>908872
i always heard he was born in september which would make him a virgo or libra

No. 909574

>>908865
i always heard it was because the ancient greek word for fish is an acronym for "jesus christ son of god" (in greek) and that's why it was used as a secret symbol by early christians

No. 909723

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I always crack myself up watching her videos because she looks like a goddamn final fantasy character like why was her hair always shit

No. 909730

>>909723
She was cute and tomboyish/andro. Love how troons still seethe about her to this day

No. 909733

>>909723
wdym it looks hot

No. 909735

>>909723
She's the real anime bishounen type TIFs wish they could be

No. 909757

>>909730

That isn't hot.

No. 909769

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I wish I had the confidence and delusional grandiose sense of self of an uncle

No. 909771

>>909769
Incel sorry autocorrect I’m not gonna delete and retype that

No. 909777

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No. 909779


No. 909784

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>>909769
One day you’ll learn, it’s all men. Some are better at hiding it than others.

No. 909786

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>>909757
>That isn't hot.

No. 909788

>>909777
Penis, anus, and vagina. My cheese, grapes, and wine. A meal of devine creation.

No. 909891

>>908101
>Pisces
Oh.. currently being a snake to two people for my own gain so this is funny, lol.

No. 909893

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Thinking about the time I showed my edgy cousin who's into true crime a picture of Elliot Rodgers and she told me that he looks like a carp.

No. 909896

>>909893
I would.

No. 909902

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>>906773
I remember watching her on attack of the show years ago before she started getting work as an actor. She was always a pick me through and through, so I can’t say I’m surprised kek.

No. 909906

>>909893
She's kind of right but God if I wouldn't squish his dumb little cheeks while he gives me the incel fishy lip pout. What an adorable little retard. I'd tickle him till he cries.

No. 909907

>>909902
mesmerized by this gif. looks like something out of the animal planet.

No. 909908

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>>909907
Lmao anon. That wasn’t even the first time too, gif related.

No. 909915

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>>908101
Batholomew. Legend has it that he was skinned alive and then beheaded. Now he wraps his flayed skin around him and watches over leather workers. Picrel is the least gruesome.

No. 909924

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>>909723
IDK why but I found it really hot, even though it was "staged effortless."

No. 909925

>>909908
now this one is definitely human behavior. that's something off g4

No. 909931

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whoever is constantly posting lc screencaps less than 30 mins after its been posted needs a fucking life

No. 909933

>>909931
not me but I definitely need a life

No. 909942

>>909723
SHUT THE FUCK UP

No. 909949

Da fuck is going on in the venus threads. There's one anon who keeps insisting she's 14 (obviously not. What 14 year old keeps tabs on how many videos there are of Venus dancing as a kid…) and then another anon who insists on hitting enter and leaving a space before typing their reply. Am I seeing two newfags duke it out in a 1v1 cage match??

No. 909997

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No. 910016

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No. 910018

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>>910016
STAY BACK, FATASS

No. 910020

>>909893
Damn he a cute chick

No. 910022

>>906538
Salad fingers anime-fied

No. 910025

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>>910018
I REFUSE

No. 910029

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No. 910031

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>>910029
This unexpectedly warmed my heart ily anon

No. 910033

>>909931
how dare that person post the screencap when they’re online! come on anon

No. 910036

I'd like to think that when I fart at night I hotbox the spider that always come to bite me.

No. 910046

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No. 910069

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I'm rewatching Death Note now and it's been like 10 years. I cannot fathom how back in the day weeaboos were thinking L is hot. How is he hot. Bitch where is he hot exactly. L is fucking repulsive as fuck, and it's not just his posture and how he sits, it's his face. He looks fucking malformed in the face. Eyebrow free buggy eyes dorito chin retard looking goblin, he looks like the type of person to have bodily odor and smegma. And baby fujos were wanting to see Light put his penis into his malnourished skinnyfat gollum ass. Did these dumbasses find him relatable or something. Did they interpret those dark streaks under his eyes as smudged eyeliner or some shit? I'm getting serious flashbacks of all these fellow thirteen year olds at cons, meetups and at school in messy hair, white tops and smudged eye makeup totally kinning L unashamed. I can't understand the attraction. It can't be just me, the attraction is not just something difficult to understand, it's downright unforgivable. If you find L hot you are mentally ill and I will discriminate against you until you find a way to actually become a reasonable person. He might be a genius but the sight of him putting his disgusting feet everywhere is nauseating. Misa was based when she openly expressed disgust at L being there to observe Light during a date. If even as an anime character L looks like nature failed him big time, one surely can't imagine how absolutely putrid and hellish he'd look in real life. Like something from Junji Ito's work. I genuinely avert my eyes when I feel like he's been on the screen too much, he's that rough to look at. L is literally worse than gore.

No. 910074

>>910069
You know what? You’re right, I tried to find a picture that I thought made L look cute, and then I tried looking for a cute picture of Mello and all of the death note characters are fugly.
I honestly think that the artist just didn’t know how to make the eyebrows look decent with the rest of the simple faces, so he covered the shit out of everyone’s foreheads with emo bangs.

No. 910124

>>910074
>I honestly think that the artist just didn’t know how to make the eyebrows look decent with the rest of the simple faces, so he covered the shit out of everyone’s foreheads with emo bangs
Fuck now I can’t unsee it kek

No. 910189

File: 1631549117981.gif (36.54 KB, 500x300, Omelette.gif)

You approach the massive omelette…

… and manage to take a slice!

No. 910195

>>910189
No… No I don't… I run away because shit is freaky as hell

No. 910196

File: 1631549599931.png (129.05 KB, 350x250, Sabre-X_Battledome.png)

>>910189
hey wait a second… I already saw you take a slice earlier today. Get back here you little punk! Guards! GUARDS!

No. 910200

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>>910189
Bitch, youre in trouble now

No. 910229

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>>910189
My Aisha loves her omelette with mushrooms.

No. 910233

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>>910229
I'm invoking the pantdevil to take your omelette

No. 910236

File: 1631552894719.jpeg (426.85 KB, 1640x720, EECB748B-648E-43E9-AD2D-65ACA5…)

browsing this thread with jungle theme is peak right now

No. 910240

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>>910233
for you, anon

No. 910258

File: 1631553881734.png (909.6 KB, 899x894, 7h.png)

>>910069
you just explained why he's hot anonna

No. 910287

HEAVY: Ya da yadada da da; it is GOOD day to be NOT DEAD!
ENGINEER: POW! You are dead!
HEAVY: I am dead!
ENGINEER: Hehehehhehe…
SPY: Pam pam param pam pam…
ENGINEER: Aww, shucks…
SPY: (Gasp!) The Heavy is dead!
HEAVY: Yes. [sandwich] I am dead!
SPY: WHY is the Heavy dead?
ENGINEER: I dunno.
HEAVY: I think it was-
ENGINEER, SPY: SHHH! You are ded!
HEAVY: Okey.
SNIPER: What's up ya wankas! Who's up for a- Ah! What the bloody hell just happened?
ENGINEER, SPY: That Heavy's dead.
SNIPER: The Heavy is dead?!
SPY: Correct!
(Applause.)
SNIPER: :D
SPY: So! Did you see the murderer?
ENGINEER: Nope. Sorry, man.
SNIPER: Nah. Sorry, mate.
SPY: (Slam.) I will FIND him. I will CAPTURE him. And NO ONE will ever die again!
SNIPER: Ah, well that's nice.
ENGINEER: I am DAMN proud right now!
(Applause.)
SOLDIER: Attteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeention! (Pew!) That Heavy is dead!
SPY: We KNOW.
SOLDIER: Who killed him?
SPY: We don't know.
SOLDIER: I will find clues! (Sniffsniffsniffsniff.)
SOLDIER: What's that? A weapon? That thing is why the Heavy is dead!
ENGINEER, SPY, SNIPER: The Heavy is dead!?!
SOLDIER: YES! (Slam.)(Whip crack.) HE DIED!
ENGINEER, SPY, SNIPER: (GASP!!!)
(Ambulance siren.)
MEDIC: Incooomiiing!
(Crash!)
SOLDIER: Eeegghh!
MEDIC: Raus, raus! MOVE, NOW!
MEDIC: (Smooch.)
HEAVY: HAAA HAA HA HA, He- (Splat.) -oof!
MEDIC: In my medicul opinion, zat HEAVY IS DEAD!
SNIPER: Doc, wot happened?
MEDIC: My phrofesshonal opinion? (Whip crack!) The Heavy was killed!
SNIPER: Oh God.
(Chatter.)
MEDIC: I don't think it's anything to worry about. (Boing.)
SNIPER: Well… now what?
SCOUT: Clippity clop, madafaka!
SPY: Uugggghhh… Come on.
SCOUT: Look at dis. The freakin Heavy's dead!

SCOUT: Whaddaya think of that?

SCOUT: Umm…
SPY: Yes, yes; Scout?
SCOUT: Yea?
SPY: Go home.
SCOUT: Aww, COME ON! Pffffffffffffff. Freakin unbelievable, no seriously, you all suck (Crash.) AAAAAAAAAAAAAaaahhh-
SPY: Okaaay. Let's get back to the point.
HEAVY: I think Heavy is ded.
EVERYONE: THE HEAVY IS DEAD!?!
MEDIC: (Gasp!) Scout, I will heal you!
(Explosion.)
HEAVY: OOF! Siriously? WHO KILLED HEAVY!
DEMOMAN: (Glub, glub.) It was ME!
EVERYONE: (GASP!)
DEMOMAN: YES! (Glub.) Ah did it like this: (Gunshot!)
SNIPER: GAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
DEMOMAN: WHOOP DE DOOOOOOO! (Glub, glub.) (Burp.) That's a joke, lads.
(Laugh track.)
DEMOMAN: (Glub, burp.) It was, y- (Burp) -him!
ENGINEER: (Gasp!) How did you know?
DEMOMAN: (Glub.) AH DIDN'T! (BuUUuuUUrp.) That was a joke too. (Glub, glub glubglubglub) I'm ded!
ENGINEER: Heh, huhhuhhuhHAHAHAHA! That's right! It was me!
SPY: Yyyoouu MONSTER!
HEAVY: But WHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY?
ENGINEER: Cuz you're fat, boy. And another thing… You're. Ugly. You are a whole herd 'a ugly. You're dumb as a box of rocks! I've seen better sides of beef been run over by a combine.
HEAVY: ENGINEAR! STOP! ENGINEAR! You are SO MEAN! Is not funny.
HEAVY: ENGINEER!
ENGINEER: AUUgggh dammit Heavy FAck AAAAff! You are dead.
HEAVY: NO! YOU! POW, haha.
HEAVY: You are dead! Not big soup rice.
SPY: Well. That was idiotic. Off to hang myself! Watch and lear-(Crash.)
HEAVY: I am alive!
HEAVY: Is nice.

HEAVY: Yes, dis is stupid.

No. 910296

File: 1631555833103.jpg (230.88 KB, 1058x1500, 71QtAYHnduL._SL1500_.jpg)

>>910069
>If even as an anime character L looks like nature failed him big time, one surely can't imagine how absolutely putrid and hellish he'd look in real life.
As stated in the shitpost thread: you don't have to, the Japanese live action movies show how he's supposed to look as a person. I don't think it's as bad as you say.

No. 910622

Yesterday I saw someone on here mention the numa numa song and I searched it up because I haven't heard it in a long time. Now I can't stop listening to it REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE NUMA NUMA YAY NUMA NUMA NUMA YAY

No. 910633

>>908865
>>909574
That's because it WAS an acronym for Christ, not this pagan Pisces nonsense.

No. 910698

>>910031
This is the power of CAPYBARA

No. 910712

>>910622
That song is great but I like this one too

No. 910717

I cannot stop thinking about the Great American Interchange. God I wish someone had filmed the past 20 million years.

No. 910985

>>910717
you should take up fossil hunting. It's really gratifying to hold one in your hand and think about what things were like while it was alive.

No. 911110

File: 1631591344541.jpeg (100.9 KB, 621x583, 8099E536-D7CD-48D7-B0A0-920236…)

IMGONNAGOFUCKINGINSANE

No. 911140

File: 1631593939783.jpg (89.09 KB, 750x1018, 2-1.jpg)


No. 911389

File: 1631625624133.png (785.59 KB, 519x750, tumblr_a09d8f155b5c6a62c502a94…)

emo tails. would you?

No. 911392

>>911389
If he's 20+, yes.

No. 911393

>>911389
no he's too edgy for me

No. 911394

>>911140
god I wish that was me. inspiring some vore thoughts

No. 911395

>>911389
Absolutely

No. 911877

File: 1631649160237.jpeg (477.89 KB, 750x849, 3CC7C34D-3906-4847-BED2-671457…)

male archetype horoscopes (they made sure to add the valid tranny on the right!)

No. 911895

File: 1631649983023.png (493.72 KB, 537x873, 1616737990250.png)

>>906000
freakin adorable.
I want a long furby

No. 911951

File: 1631653219584.jpg (76.26 KB, 564x1087, 45e8a941a2032984fd98496ac65fee…)


No. 912020


No. 912024

>>911951
I love those skeleton hands, they are salad tongs and you can get them at the dollar store. I put them in my hoodie sleeves for a laugh

No. 912088

File: 1631661667540.jpg (22.26 KB, 300x449, havanna-brown-header.jpg)

HAVANA OOH NA NA

No. 912482

File: 1631685951072.png (365.45 KB, 532x640, autistic wife.png)

making my bf wear this in public

No. 913374

File: 1631749650683.jpg (29.07 KB, 440x330, 660ce9f450d5534018f254310e99eb…)

Benis bebber

No. 913393

File: 1631751889716.png (400.06 KB, 2455x3303, 1220139_fawfulthegreat64_mini-…)

I would fucking die for baby yoshi, or as I like to call him, GIGACHAD. As you can see, he is exemplary in the cuteness department. He is also a total badass mamajama. He's totally sassy, but not to his pal Gonzalez (me). He's loyal, he's strong, he's got a great hair cut. What a guy. This little fella helped me win the wrestling championship, we make a great team. He loved asking the opponents how the floor tasted. To think he was this close to becoming a hotdog.

No. 913398

File: 1631752538554.jpg (72.09 KB, 1080x722, reality.jpg)

BEING MALE IS A MENTAL ILLNESS

No. 913400

File: 1631752610385.gif (626.21 KB, 400x280, Tumblr_l_32217328087675.gif)


No. 913401

File: 1631752851430.png (2.44 MB, 2048x1489, Screenshot_20210915-174011.png)

Watch this, Data. Soup, no bowl; HOT

No. 913402

File: 1631752932156.jpg (167.41 KB, 1384x1590, FB_IMG_1551195224582.jpg)


No. 913404

File: 1631753073068.jpeg (85.52 KB, 749x674, 70427696-B8A9-48AB-9DDB-1783F9…)

Amén.

No. 913421

>>913401
I do not believe that is a good idea, sir.

No. 913433

>>906351
Does anyone know where I can find more fake traumacore edits like this

No. 913435

File: 1631757764327.png (35.33 KB, 123x137, inbred.png)


No. 913441

>>913433
I made that one, it's pretty easy with PicsArt

No. 913446

>>913441
Nta but you're hilarious, my friend and I have been laughing at this for like five minutes

No. 913449

File: 1631758650457.jpg (44.46 KB, 500x282, 24df82c3565bebb992dd03b000fdb7…)


No. 913454

>>913446
Why thank you nonny, I was very inspired that day by my trips to the bathroom

No. 913464

>>913404
Beautiful.

No. 913467

>>913449
thank you!
>>913441
you're so funny anon, i also spent some time keking at your edit.

No. 913511

I can't sleep nor shit right now. I'm bored

No. 913515

File: 1631764410138.jpg (86.59 KB, 556x1208, LaCienega-Boulevardez-Proud-Fa…)

LaCienega
What a name
LaCienega
LaCienega
L A C I E N E G A
Awesome name

What a total bitch though.

No. 913563

smack m y ass like a drum

No. 913564

File: 1631771466146.gif (557.06 KB, 303x498, lain-dance.gif)

SKIBIDIBI DABAPA SKIBIDIBI DAPAPAPAPA

No. 913632

File: 1631784786174.jpeg (162.66 KB, 750x493, F4F922C8-A970-41DF-9217-574AB2…)

Kim K really pulled up to the meth galla dressed in full niqabicore. Preparing for the Taliban takeover I see.

No. 913669

Zoomer
Zoomie
Zoom zoom
Genz
Centennials

No. 913682

File: 1631793706933.jpg (81.93 KB, 1200x673, 55ad4083a03f0.image.jpg)

i could fix him

No. 913706

>>913669
I'm alpha centennial

No. 913719

File: 1631798826216.jpg (98.7 KB, 665x950, alas.jpg)

i woke up at 9 am and that is an accomplishment for me. just found out we have the worst dog whistle.
>le $ [bean emoji]
jesus fuck

No. 913786

>>913682
fixing a man? now that's what I call absolutely retarded

No. 913797


No. 913851

>>913786
he just needs to be re-parented (the most successful psychotherapies rely on the therapist acting as a maternal/paternal figure, which can take years to heal childhood trauma and parental neglect) but i truly think bojack can be fixed. his biggest problem is his massive self-hatred, and if he had someone who could consistently work with him -therapist or lover - i think he'd make a great stride forward. especially in the last season we can see that he's trying to get better. he's had a few failed relationships (OT but so have i, and i've learnt a lot from them, and my current relationship is amazing) i don't think bojack is the kind of guy to seek therapy, but if he found a lover who'd be willing to put in the work, i think he'd get a lot better

No. 913853

>>913851
is this like the bojack horseman equivalent of the rick & morty copypasta?

No. 913854

>>913851
Cartoon horse

No. 913855

>>913851
That's a lot of words for, "I want to fuck the horse man"

No. 913860

Will the horse guy be the new komaeda

No. 913867

>>913851
>equating lover to a therapist, in the context of a woman playing a therapist for a scrote
Please say sike
>>913853
>>913860
God I sure hope so kek

No. 913874

>>913860
God I hope not, atleast ko-chan is likeable in some ways

No. 913876

File: 1631812844657.jpg (53.56 KB, 674x819, EVQYR0eVAAAhiqe.jpg)

>>913855
and if i do? even if he's a little chubby and has substance abuse issues, so what

>>913867
i have fixed a guy and my gf (and she has done the same for me)

i loathe the idea "your partner shouldn't be your therapist!! go read The Road Less Travelled by M. Scott Peck

No. 913881

>>913876
>i have fixed a guy
they just made you think that

No. 913888

File: 1631813295218.png (235.5 KB, 512x693, MEIKO_V3.png)

M-E-I-K-O
M-E-I-K-O
M-E-I-K-O
M-E-I-K-O
M-E-I-K-O
M-E-I-K-O
M-E-I-K-O
M-E-I-K-O
M-E-I-K-O
M-E-I-K-O
M-E-I-K-O
M-E-I-K-O
M-E-I-K-O
M-E-I-K-O
M-E-I-K-O
M-E-I-K-O
M-E-I-K-O
M-E-I-K-O
M-E-I-K-O
M-E-I-K-O
M-E-I-K-O

No. 913890


No. 913891

>>913876
supporting your loved one isn't the same as being their therapist. there are issues your bf/gf will be unable to help out with. i dont believe you can truly fix someone as a lover if they had actual, therapy-requiring problems and trauma

No. 913896

>>913891
also scrotes using women for free emotional labour and not giving anything back is literally the road most travelled kek

No. 913913

File: 1631814307192.png (106.31 KB, 360x450, Darkkoopa.png)

I wasn't here, you can't prove anything. I can't believe it's mid afternoon already. I need to get up and do something. Fuck I'm miserable. Picrel is a real actual photo of me.

No. 913951

>>913913
reported for self posting you disgusting turtle i bet you're a f**tfag too dry bone up and DEI

No. 913954

>>913891
i don't believe in therapy, i think everything can be resolved if you look deep within yourself and talk it out with someone you trust e.g. a partner

No. 913957

>>913954
>i don't believe in therapy
galaxy brain
>i think everything can be resolved if you look deep within yourself and talk it out with someone
garlic bread

No. 913962

File: 1631816304882.jpeg (68.76 KB, 749x619, 90527E81-A621-4084-8A0D-AB7C0D…)

>>913954
READ your TEXF MESSAGES

No. 913966

File: 1631816455679.gif (176.53 KB, 410x274, wheeze-laugh.gif)


No. 914009

>>913954
>drops acid once

No. 914015

>>913954
Tfw no mommy gf to validate me and pay attention to me like my parents never did

No. 914042

>>913957
nta but really what is the difference between therapy and "self-reflection and talking to someone else"? i'd rather do it with a friend or partner instead of paying a stranger to pretend to care about me once a week lol

No. 914053

>>914042
The difference is the attitude. Someone you love might be too focused on finding you solutions that don't really fit, because they are not your solutions. Someone who trained or just good at being supportive will let you work it out yourself with them being there to give you compassion and understanding while you work through your thoughts and feelings. Someone who is a great support is someone who will ask you questions to make you think of your own solutions or analyze your own feelings so that you can better understand yourself. Rather than looking at it from their perspective, and telling you what they think might work for you. Does any of that make sense or am I rambling?

No. 914060

>>914042
I'm the OP of the original horseman post and i agree with you! therapy is so disingenuous. how am i supposed to open up to someone who doesn't give a crap about me and whom i have to pay? For the record I've been to 5 shrinks if not more

>>914015
just be patient someone will come along for you, both my gf and i were on the verge of suicide but we're doing great now. at the very beginning of our relationship we psychoanalysed each other which helped us work on our issues

>>913896
you need to actually read the book. the author suggests that for a healthy relationship, both partners need to constantly psychoanalyse each other to help each other grow

No. 914063

>>914060
expecting a partner to just come out of the woodwork and take on the role of therapist is pretty shitty honestly. it's not their responsibility to be burdened with your psychoses. great if they want to help you with coping mechanisms and stuff, but you shouldn't expect that imo.

No. 914070

>>914053
samefag but i might have been presumptuous when it comes to being your partner's therapist. my girlfriend and i struggled sith the same issues (some i resolved before meeting her, and vice versa) i also read self-help books specifically to help her issues.

>>914063

i think we can respectfully agree to disagree.

No. 914075

>>914060
> how am i supposed to open up to someone who doesn't give a crap about me and whom i have to pay?

You’re not supposed to be “opening up to them” in the sense of building a relationship with them. It’s an entirely professional exchange. You’re tapping into their education and professional experience, using them as a tool to better understand and work with yourself on your own. Any “opening up” to them is just done so that they can properly advise you. It’s not about your personal relationship, so whether they give a crap about you and whether you pay them is irrelevant.

No. 914077

>>914075
yeah the anons that are expecting their therapists to form some kind of personal bond with them don't understand therapy

No. 914081

>>914077
more like i don't want some rando to know my business?

No. 914084

>>914081
who asked

No. 914085

>>914084
>i don't know how to carry a conversation

No. 914086

>>914075
>>914077
we're thinking of different kinds of therapy, because the therapy that I'm thinking of that's designed to heal trauma requires a bond between the therapist and the patient. it can take years.

No. 914091

>>914086
they're trained to fake all of that though. it might feel like an authentic bond to the client, but it's likely the therapist is still just conducting business. it will totally depend on their caseload the majority of the time.

No. 914123

File: 1631823022367.jpg (Spoiler Image, 96.34 KB, 900x697, cursed.jpg)

Despite hating spiders this pic made me incredibly angry

No. 914134

>>914123
Oh no, big regret for looking at this. Not recommended. -100/10. My day is ruined.

No. 914136

>>914123
seeing any kind of cum in the wild is fucking vile

No. 914141

>>914086
Maybe the ~traumatized~ client needs to feel a bond before they’re willing to start letting the therapist help them, but whatever they feel is one-way. The therapist will probably enable it if it means the person opens up, but they don’t feel anything for their client besides the broad desire to do good at their job by helping the client get better.

No. 914193

File: 1631826961455.png (107.3 KB, 275x241, 0183C84E-79B8-4561-A5CF-ABBD0D…)

Everyone reply with your fave laugh reacts pls

No. 914195

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No. 914209

>>914193
I’m sorry it’s basic but

No. 914210

File: 1631827905188.jpeg (27.41 KB, 532x358, EDC778FB-58E4-4CCF-A7A0-438377…)

>>914209
I’m so glad my fat thumbs don’t matter here, posted without attaching the image like an absolute fucking retard

No. 914212

File: 1631827985372.jpeg (403.88 KB, 1242x1991, C841AB23-7803-4294-8BF1-F44A99…)


No. 914214

File: 1631828309991.jpg (11.97 KB, 200x200, 1502636940927.jpg)


No. 914219

>>909893
Miss her

No. 914221

>>914214
Aw it's laughingelfman.jpg, how nostalgic

No. 914223

File: 1631828598493.jpg (42.58 KB, 1280x720, lol.jpg)


No. 914228

>>914063

I agree with this. I feel like playing therapist is setting your relationship up for the kill. Especially if they have issues they should be talking to a professional about.

Trying to "fix" my ex only lead to me breaking myself and I'm sure he'd say something similar about me even though in typical scrote fashion he didn't even try that hard.

Maybe it works for some people but for most of us, dealing with our own issues are hard enough. You go to your partner for peace, not to help them through their mommy/daddy/ex from hell issues 24/7. Where do you draw the line?

No. 914231

File: 1631829100754.jpeg (283.68 KB, 1242x1242, D41A4498-EA3D-4FF4-9942-4C9D1F…)


No. 914257

Cute guy drinking water

No. 914259

File: 1631831480182.gif (1.38 MB, 498x463, tenor (5).gif)


No. 914272

>>914259
I hate this

No. 914282

>>914075
>>914077
>>914075
soren's therapist was besties with her, bringing gifts, sharing memes and coddling her. look where it led. to soren playing kingdom hearts in heaven

No. 914284

File: 1631832980666.jpg (18.13 KB, 236x211, 1489042320017.jpg)


No. 914287

>>914282
also Pixielock's therapist. And now she's an ugly, fat clown

No. 914288


No. 914417

File: 1631852131878.gif (2.52 MB, 374x200, laughing farmers.gif)

>>914193
i have so many to choose from. this was a tough decision

No. 914420

File: 1631852186480.gif (783.02 KB, 500x356, vintage laugh.gif)

>>914417
samefag maybe one more

No. 914422

File: 1631852445860.gif (1.76 MB, 400x275, K6kX.gif)


No. 914425

File: 1631853166583.png (76.82 KB, 275x275, 1542593082786.png)


No. 914457

>>914425
saving this one, it's so cute and expressive.

No. 914463

File: 1631859555150.png (83.07 KB, 441x375, 6BD2A92E-2A06-4531-A9AF-761048…)

>>914420
I love Jean Harlow!
These are all so cute I’ve saved them all. Thanks nonnies!

No. 914576

I don't want to create anymore…I just want to consume……………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………….

No. 914626

>>914576
The goddess is taking back the world, we'll all be dead soon

No. 914640

File: 1631882826147.jpg (490.33 KB, 1000x1000, c8d2a0f8c7931db2854e7761712c35…)

YES.I only wear designer bags deer,,,,,it`s a lifestyle for few,,,,,,,

No. 914643

>>914463
the fuck is wrong with you

No. 914644

File: 1631883054252.gif (412.35 KB, 200x156, 45ff6a9d7374ea8ab986b8d709c293…)

Good lord I love pooping

No. 914646

File: 1631883191855.jpeg (21.49 KB, 554x554, 32.jpeg)

>>914463
lmao this is the new Jeff the killer I see

No. 914649

>>914646
Christ please no, 2021 is rough already I can't handle Mr Noseybonk being the new Tumblr sexyman

No. 914654

File: 1631883733703.jpeg (102.63 KB, 478x642, rh7926669fh15_5.jpeg)


No. 914656

File: 1631884075106.jpeg (97.77 KB, 714x729, 1617076632956.jpeg)


No. 914658

File: 1631884168244.jpeg (70.24 KB, 550x290, 1626636658072.jpeg)


No. 914659

File: 1631884179818.jpg (154.75 KB, 1200x943, Adrian Hedley.jpg)

>>914654
You know what, at least its not a triangle or a clock
I mean its a skinny white man in a suit of course what did you expect
At least the actor that played him was cute

No. 914663

File: 1631884940062.png (317.97 KB, 679x914, Waluigi.png)

Waluigi would probably let you peg him and then send you flowers afterwards

No. 914666

>>914663
That's like…. my dream.

No. 914673

File: 1631885860362.jpeg (77.36 KB, 1280x720, BEAA8D06-99C1-4C39-85E7-62CD59…)

>>914649
I want to ride his face

No. 914676

>>914656
KEK the photoshop on the hands is killing me

No. 914683

File: 1631886883175.jpg (128.92 KB, 315x411, Tumblr_l_431873309511346.jpg)


No. 914730

>>914640
lmfao anon, let's be Kylo Ren bag besties

No. 914731

>>914659
I thought that was onision and lainey at first glance

No. 914734

File: 1631891847780.jpg (25.53 KB, 720x410, Good-and-bad-about-peanut-butt…)

peumat beter

No. 914735

>>914734
I think it's time. na na na na na. warm it up. na na na na na. my mouth is waiting. na na na na. slurp it up. na na na na my peanut butter brings all the nonnies to tha farm and they're like it's nuttier than yours and I could teach you but I would have to kill you

No. 915177

File: 1631918102025.gif (1.36 MB, 500x378, f5af67921f8e231a4a75d6f7a322cf…)

>>914730
it's done

No. 915179

File: 1631918148020.jpg (21.35 KB, 217x456, Ankha.jpg)


No. 915181

>>915179
Why you posting that sad cat everywhere
You ok

No. 915186

>>915181
no I'm sorry, I'm not actually. I saw that video today and can't get the song out of my head which embarrasses me

No. 915189

File: 1631918593864.jpeg (25.55 KB, 452x190, 83ED0E60-B4C0-4D11-96BA-E8FDA3…)

>>915186
The porn video?

No. 915193

>>915189
who the fuck makes porn videos of teeny weeny animal crossing babies? furries are sick in the head

No. 915202

>>915189
>>915193
i hope they meant cat groove

No. 915206

>>915189
yeah…

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No. 915210


No. 915211

File: 1631919635154.jpeg (22.41 KB, 400x400, 319C098C-1392-466E-BA10-096D6D…)

>>915206
You’re such a fucking idiot.

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No. 915217

>>915216
You could just not watch the porn video and look for the YouTube video of the original artist of the song.

No. 915220

>>915217
oh i did not realise how explicit the video was until i watched it. that was indeed maybe a bit "idiotic" of me but alas it has been done. i do have the music on repeat on youtube now but i still am a bit embarrassed because that video is so gross but the song is so catchy and i feel like this will help get it out of my head faster but the video is very icky

No. 915221

clubs close early and im still so fucking drunk and my mother is awake and i feel like im 17 again trying to hold a conversation while blasted is not fun anyway i have toast <3

No. 915226

wait what the heck i search up ankha on google and now all you see is pictures from the porn. hellish, truly hellish

No. 915227

>>915221
i hope i didn't embarrass myself too mjuch toast is so good

No. 915229

>>915226
thanks for the warning

No. 915231

I DONWOLADED AN INNOCENT PICTURE OF ANKHA FROM THE ORIGINAL GAME TO CLEAN MY MIND AND I try to upload it and its an unsupported file apparently and so I look what's the file? it is called JFIF it is literlaly callyed jiffing i can't do this anymore

No. 915233

>>915226
i dont see any porn what are you talking about

No. 915236

>>915233
wait i will show you i just have to figure out how to take a screenshot on the computer

No. 915239

>>915236
ctrl + print screen -> paint -> save

No. 915248

>>915236
>i just have to figure out how to take a screenshot on the computer
Ok Grandma

No. 915251

>>915248
grandmas ar4e valid

No. 915252

I searched up the Ankha video, and it honestly wasn't as bad as I expected it to be. I think she broke the villagers penis as some point.

No. 915256

i feel like like an idiot i should have gotten a bit more sober b4 going home

No. 915258

File: 1631920728201.png (Spoiler Image, 1.18 MB, 1337x657, weird.png)

>>915233
here you go

>>915239
>>915248
Yes haha I am a bit unhandy with desktop tricks.

No. 915259

oh i didnt realize thats ponr>>915258

No. 915260

>>915252
I confess I always went looking for it lol I kinda agree with you but I hate that meme of the penis entering the uterus (lmao) and also the "penis bump" on her belly. But moids don't know anatomy, what else is new

No. 915263

>>915258
>>915236
tell me you are a zoomer without telling me you're a zoomer

No. 915270

i just really loved her when i played animal crossing lets go to the city, she was my first villager friend…i feel shocked still.

No. 915279

File: 1631921186399.jpeg (474.39 KB, 1242x1216, D334E020-AD42-4ED1-BF57-325FB3…)

>>915258
Ankha looks so traumatized.

No. 915280

Oh I am sorry for having brought up the video, I did not realise how it was going to other threads. I will stop posting about it and hope it will cease soon, which I imagine

No. 915358

Why do the PULLtards in the j vlogger thread trigger me so bad? Help me not sperg at their autism plz.

No. 915378

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No. 915389

>>915378
Short torso chadette.

No. 915403

In case anyone wants to know what’s the song of the Ankha dumbass video without having to look for the video.

No. 915425

>>915403
>that comment section
fucking gross.

No. 915463

>>915403
cool song. can't wait for porn and furries to be illegal and punishable by stoning

No. 915677

>>915378
Idk who that is but she ugly

No. 915733

timothie shamalamadingdong

No. 915761

>get covid vaccine
>neither me or anyone in my immediate family had post vaccine side effects
>2 months forward
>suddenly a weird ball like growth appeared on the base of one finger, not really visible but can be easily felt
>go to doctor, get an xray
>nothing shows on xray
>doctor is lost on what to do
>prescribes me a cream for joint inflammation
>says if anything grows to go straight to a surgeon to cut it out
i like to joke that it's my covid microchip that got stuck on a bone.

No. 915762

File: 1631964278432.png (830.31 KB, 839x622, 28.png)


No. 915791

File: 1631969249918.jpg (34.65 KB, 500x333, CRUISE.jpg)


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File: 1631973546976.png (1.16 MB, 1366x768, 000F24B8-CE0D-431D-967B-4F455F…)

>>915761
Beautiful, nonnie.
Whenever someone brings up the whole “muh covid microchips” I just tell them that I hope I can get free wifi with it, that would be so neat, going anywhere I want and never having to use my data to call my family or friends nor worrying about my games shutting down because of poor internet connection.
Like, if I’m losing my human rights, at least give me free wifi, I deserve it for I am ID number 8008135.

No. 915867

File: 1631975792364.png (782.87 KB, 627x836, uhhmmm.PNG)

I saw a twilight sparkle coomer sticker on a car when I was stuck in a traffic jam yesterday and I hated every moment of having to look at it

No. 915868

>>915867
That’s absolutely cursed.

No. 915869

>>915867
Did you see what the driver looked like?

No. 915873

>>915867
I would reach into my pants and smear my shit over it.

No. 915874

>>915869
Kek yes, he was just a really generic looking guy in his 20s, there was a woman in the passenger seat surprisingly enough.

No. 915882

>>915867
And look at how well he treats his car, too.

No. 915892

>>915867
the car would be literally deteriorating

No. 916007

File: 1631986699101.png (480.36 KB, 1366x657, lawnmower.png)

EAT MY ASS

No. 916010

>>916007
i'm with you

No. 916015

>>916007
I'm an optimist, so I choose to believe that people are doing this on purpose to be annoying

No. 916017

>>916007
seriously though leave, go outside and touch some grass

No. 916021

Men apologize to me in DMs when they comment on my posts online. Not a shitpost. I strike the fear of Jod into man.

No. 916022

File: 1631987391414.jpeg (6.87 KB, 283x211, the-grass-mouse.jpeg)

>>916017
fuck with me

No. 916024

>>915874
Did you contact the authorities? Is she okay?

No. 916028

>>916022
owned with facts and logic

No. 916032

File: 1631988157207.jpeg (804.99 KB, 2000x2000, 731AB8F1-30DE-4CD4-A7F7-53E1BE…)

I hate my hard boogers, I try to do my best to keep my nose clean and such, but It’s so annoying when they’re like this.
I prefer hard boogers over a runny nose though, but I want no boogers, I hate them.
But seriously, I feel so congested that my forehead feels as if it was made of rocks.
Do I have to drink more water or something?

No. 916035

>>916032
If you feel like you're drinking a reasonable amount of water, it might be that your room is too dry, in which case a humidifier could help

No. 916056

>>916007
touch ass nonny

No. 916070

break some glass
pass some gas
hold some mass
but never ever touch grass

No. 916073

File: 1631990636560.jpeg (149.85 KB, 1080x1063, 1D10BDF9-7D9F-43E0-B6EF-82B79A…)

Nonnies be posting shit like picrel to posts where they’re pouring their hearts out about their horrific abusive childhood or PTSD.

No. 916088

>>916073
that's how you lure them

No. 916103

>>916073
no no no you’re gonna make me laugh

No. 916173

File: 1631995487398.jpeg (35.39 KB, 300x250, D2316C40-78C5-4CDC-9787-4FA242…)

>>916073
I for one as someone who's vented about trauma and shit here find this hilarious

No. 916212

File: 1631998279103.jpeg (80.52 KB, 1080x1080, 482DFC1C-02FF-4B30-AF42-4E7B40…)

i love this lindsay lohan mugshot so much

No. 916221

>>916212
She’s serving

No. 916226

>>916221
i feel like she looks better in this specific mugshot than 99% of other candids i’d seen her in (at the time of course, she looks fucking scary now). that’s what impresses me the most about it.

No. 916228

>>916212
>>916226
she looks like she's daring you to do something about it

No. 916250

>>916212
Did she do something to her nose? I don't remember it being so wide

No. 916252

>>916212
She kinda looks like PnP here

No. 916264

>>916252
you mean the face pnp photoshops on?

No. 916270

File: 1632001945499.gif (948.34 KB, 480x270, 8D40E16E-01F9-4F11-96A5-8E8557…)

>>916250
maybe. it does seem like it was smaller in mean girls.

No. 916271

>>916264
Yes kek her un-shooped face doesn't resemble a human anymore

No. 916367

PEERRRKELE

No. 916383

>>916367
>live in a Finnish fucking woods
>leave trash out on your Finnish fucking porch
>Finnish fucking bear inevitably rolls up
>PEERRRKELE

No. 917415

>tfw no Jesus bf

No. 917420

>>916212
Her mugshot looks better than my ID picture by a longshot I'm jelly

No. 917431

>>917420
i’m planning on channeling her for my next one

No. 917462

File: 1632099946175.jpeg (131.46 KB, 1242x647, D89CF0CE-A499-44C7-A048-B71BC3…)

I bet you didn’t know that El Chavo del 8 had a beach episode.

No. 917465

>>917462
What kind of bait is that

No. 917480

File: 1632100674016.jpeg (27.38 KB, 284x240, 0BE1BCE8-D962-4E67-84E7-E2F21C…)

>>917465
It’s not bait, I’m just saying that El Chavo del 8 had a 2 parts beach episode.

No. 917483

>>917462
You mean when they go to acapulco?

No. 917495

>>917462
Fascinating. Thank you for this information.

No. 917504

>>917462
>>917480
I knew it.

t. brazilian

No. 917507

>>917483
That’s right, I just had this flashback of when I first saw that episode and cried at the end of it.

No. 917524

File: 1632102619135.gif (5.98 MB, 340x250, mr-bean-rowan-atkinson.gif)

>>917480
It is one of the most famous episodes, no? Everytime it was on tv my family would stop everything just to watch it. Only other time we would do that was when mr bean was on tv.

No. 917535

File: 1632102845651.jpg (34.01 KB, 500x497, Log in.jpg)


No. 917576

File: 1632104998287.jpg (156.15 KB, 700x600, 2ac9bb0ad3c18ce5bc0170d02d1fc4…)


No. 917608

this song is for women only

No. 917609

File: 1632107481433.jpeg (19.71 KB, 480x360, images (31).jpeg)

>>917524
I like the one with Satanás

No. 917610

File: 1632107484695.png (924.25 KB, 649x676, 20201213_181612.png)

>>914123
i can't believe you've done this…

No. 917613

>>917609
I think satanás was the reason why I pick weird names for my pets, I love it when people get confused and ask if I have kids or something like that.

No. 917615

File: 1632108010722.jpeg (504.61 KB, 1500x2457, D84D1CF5-968C-4FDA-AC33-4C93E5…)

she’s hot and dangerous

No. 917619

File: 1632108173231.png (73.84 KB, 800x450, berd.png)

H e l l o
would u care for some tea and snack

No. 917621

>>917615
I would.

No. 918200

File: 1632165833066.webm (4.89 MB, 480x720, Hummingbird.webm)

BERD

No. 918627

>>917615
i am uncomfortable.

No. 918665

>>917615
i need more of these

No. 918672

>>918200
This reminded me of a time years ago when I stopped my cat from killing a hummingbird. After I got it away from my cat it sat on my palm about 20 seconds or so before flying off. I didn't want to move having such a tiny creature in my hands.

No. 918716

Sage but sage. Saging for sage

No. 918728

Oh you were a valedictorian? That,s nice. I too graduated with sum cum loaded

No. 918729

File: 1632217745173.jpg (140.35 KB, 1080x909, E_A5PucWYAIUOg2.jpg)

like and share and retweet and reblog and repost and sage if you get it

No. 918765

File: 1632222844632.jpeg (881.37 KB, 1125x1541, 2A029FCA-3C3F-441F-868B-B54A1E…)

male mitski cannot hurt me male mitski cannot hurt me male mitski cannot hurt me male mitski cannot hurt me male mitski cannot hurt me male mitski cannot hurt me

No. 918803

>>918728
cum LAWDY

No. 918892

>>918765
Male Mitski looks like he would be a degenerate video game journalist.

No. 918954

>>918892
he would definitely have 'he/they pansexual feminist' in his twitter bio

No. 918969

>>918954
He'd froth at the mouth at the chance to call any woman a "Karen" for the most benign offences while he grooms minors on Discord.

No. 918993

File: 1632243821082.jpeg (280.98 KB, 720x405, 34B1370D-6616-487D-A307-3C81F9…)

>>918765
it's the facial hair

I admire how actual mitski doesn't succumb a ton to modern beauty standards and the ps meme tbh

No. 919006

>>918993
it's nice that she doesn't have a ton of fillers, but I don't think it's that hard to be naturally cute lol. It's pretty common for indie singer-songwriter types to go for a more natural look in general, like joanna newsom or fiona apple.

No. 919013

>>918993
She has her boobs out and is doing a cutesy pose. She's not exactly smashing the patriarchy kek.

No. 919027

>>918993
Yeah same. I remember the first time I watched her tiny desk concert and she was just bare faced, acne on show, and she didn’t seem to give a shit. I loved it.

No. 919035

File: 1632246862394.jpeg (99.67 KB, 742x762, A87437F0-A4DE-4DA1-B62C-EAD4B1…)

>>919013
You’re fucking dumb and I don’t have the energy to explain why.

No. 919115

File: 1632252396793.jpeg (36.89 KB, 562x205, 65113841-7650-427A-80CE-75E292…)

shut up SHUTUP REEEEEEEEE

No. 919121

>>919013
Has her boobs out?? Are you 12? Holy fuck God forbid any woman show any feminity at all. Cutesy pose, honestly. The fuck? Who dropped you on your head?

No. 919130

>>919121
some of the lesbichans are angry that straight women won’t cover themselves up for them lol

No. 919136

File: 1632254193619.jpg (81.31 KB, 900x923, 1632228641751.jpg)

There is a guy on /r9k/ doing an ama about his tiny feet and I don't know why it's so funny to me

No. 919142

>>919136
blessed, hilarious, and unexpectedly pure for r9k

No. 919151

>>919130
totally beside the point but isn’t mitski bisexual?

No. 919154

File: 1632255204962.png (309.77 KB, 852x480, nunski.png)

>>919130
the mitski anon wants

No. 919178

>>919013
will you insane dykes please go back to pretending you're bringing in 19th wave feminism with your radical ways on tumblr and twitter I beg of you all

No. 919189

>>919136
did he post tiny feet pics

No. 919204

>>919151
In Cop Car (a Mitski song)

>I've loved many boys, I've loved many girls

No. 919214

>>919154
BLESSED SISTER NUNSKI

No. 919228

>>919189
Yeah he did

No. 919249

File: 1632261384086.jpg (100.69 KB, 718x884, Tumblr_l_727414884024751.jpg)

I'm tired of the not so subtle implications that there can be no Stacies on this site. You don't know how I live my life. You don't know how many times I've gotten my Chipotle order paid for by the rando in front of me (2 times.) You can't take this aura and power away from me.

No. 919253

Ew mitski fans, I didn’t know we had such a large tenderqueer demographic

No. 919258

>>919249
agreeeeeeeeeee

No. 919261

File: 1632262004397.jpg (286.63 KB, 640x853, FaceApp_1632261894287.jpg)

MY PUSSY TASTE LIKE COLT 45

No. 919278

>>919253
Idk what tenderqueer is but it’s not that surprising considering Mitski is also fairly popular in terf circles.

No. 919279

>>919261
PUT IT IN MY MOUTH

No. 919280

>>919253
somebody please post the stacy music screencap, i can't find it but we really need it right now

No. 919290

>>919278
tenderqueer means someone who uses their "gender dysphoria" and "gender trauma" as an excuse to be awful to people and then say no one is allowed to call them out because really they're a tender pure hearted baby soul who could never do wrong.

but tbh if you're listening to that empty zoomie shillpop i dont know why you expected any other kind of fan. in fact, you also suck. carly rae jepsen didnt die so you could call that whiny tired sadho a pop artist. ooh my feewings is the entirety of her opus, its literally tenderqueer bait supreme

No. 919297

>>919249
smells like becky in here……

>>919290
you're way too aggressive about this subject but you're correct on the carly rae jepsen note so it evens out. stream emotion

No. 919312

I AM
AM SMOLL
stomps smol feeties and squeals smolly
I
AM
5'3
scowls with pigeon toed position legs
LOOK AT HOW THIS JUMPER HANGS OFF THE SLEEVES
UWU
I AM THE SMOLLEST IN THE ROOM
roars dementedly, pieces of thinning hair flaking off and fluttering away
PEOPLE TELL ME I LOOK LIKE AN OVA, NOT EVEN A FOETUS
BUT ACTUALLY IM 34
giggles shyly, clutching wig in hands coyly
EHEHEHEHEHEEEEEEEE

No. 919321

File: 1632264976231.jpg (420.31 KB, 1080x1743, IMG_20210922_005208.jpg)

>>919297
even vice calls tenderqueers shitstains, though sadly don't mention Mitski. Fuck her shitty music tho, lol
>>919204
Nicole Dollanganger claimed the same in a song lmfao

No. 919323

File: 1632265080816.png (211.95 KB, 500x292, 1411511336685.png)

>>919312
Stay back feral goblin

No. 919331

File: 1632265681385.jpg (215.54 KB, 472x865, based.jpg)

>>919280
samefag found it

No. 919337

>>919136
Barbie Shoes Brian

No. 919340

>>919331
love it, going to put on my playlist that's precisely 50% mariah carey and 50% ciara in honor of this post

No. 919359

>>905996
Thread pic made me think of this

No. 919367

>>919359
Thank you! Me too.

No. 919387

File: 1632269948435.jpg (66.66 KB, 480x750, furb.jpg)

this thread needs more furbies

No. 919392

File: 1632270411169.jpeg (191.21 KB, 1029x1212, 464FCA81-7C03-4140-B59D-389665…)

>>919387
I want to customize a furby.

No. 919396

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No. 919399

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No. 919403

>>919399
the only spider I want infesting my house

No. 919421

File: 1632272129680.png (267 KB, 600x600, ce8.png)

i love to sing but i suck at it and sound horrible

No. 919426

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No. 919427

>>919399
imagine the loving feeling of it skittering across your face at night. aww

No. 919433

File: 1632273673101.jpeg (371.87 KB, 1000x1216, 90BFAF0F-DE02-4824-9ECD-85A4F6…)

>>919427
I grab it and pull it into an embrace.

No. 919533

>>919249
Bitch calm down they probably thought you were homeless and paid for your meal.

No. 919534

>>919421
How do you know you’re horrible? Maybe you just need vocal lessons. If that horrible retarded frog voice that comes out of Bob Dylan’s throat can be called singing then what’s stopping you from becoming Whitney Houston?

No. 919538

>>919534
they make exceptions for men, if you’re a woman and are average or suck at singing many people will make it very known like selena gomez but if a scrote sounds like a crying toad it’s called genius, inventive and unconventional

No. 919575

File: 1632293738027.png (242.22 KB, 984x567, femcel.png)

make edits with this nonnies

No. 919623

File: 1632301222073.jpg (520.16 KB, 1874x1080, 8303020181888028829.jpg)

>>919575
Rent free

No. 919644

File: 1632304736661.png (1.01 MB, 1080x608, pooch.png)

>>919575
I miss you so much and I think about you all the time. My best buddy. I wish I could have said goodbye.

No. 919646

File: 1632305184931.png (297.69 KB, 984x567, 16322937380272.png)


No. 919655

File: 1632306465841.png (702.1 KB, 984x624, help.png)


No. 919672

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No. 919678

>>919644
aw nonny… thinking of you and your pup

No. 919702

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No. 919718

>>919646
Lol my favorite

No. 919722

File: 1632314279575.jpg (121.16 KB, 984x567, 1632293738027.jpg)

>>919575
I love puffins

No. 919737

File: 1632315304311.gif (128.77 KB, 984x567, 1632293738027.gif)


No. 919741

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No. 919748

File: 1632315999456.jpeg (470.31 KB, 750x925, 67B16299-A2E1-4238-92AA-0CE27F…)

love you ladies

No. 919749

File: 1632316005354.gif (913.7 KB, 984x567, 1632293738027 (2).gif)

>>919737
this is the last one

No. 919751

File: 1632316295607.jpg (65.25 KB, 449x600, 20130206-valentines-cats-5.jpg)

>>919748
Back atcha anon

No. 919757

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No. 919758

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No. 919768

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No. 919787

File: 1632320419563.png (533 KB, 984x567, why chromosome.png)

>>919575
y moment

No. 919804

>>919758
Is that supposed to be a farmer thinking about ko-chan while in the shower?

No. 919805


No. 919809

>>919805
Kek I love it

No. 919822

>>919575
who is she

No. 919835

>>919822
she is literally me

No. 919847

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No. 919860

File: 1632326523573.jpeg (232.7 KB, 1242x716, 98E502D6-6AF2-4B58-966F-AAF9C1…)

>>919575
My autism knows no boundaries.

No. 919871

>>919722
Same nonna. I just wanna hold one.

No. 919901

File: 1632329421585.jpg (31.17 KB, 563x379, 42ddd792a761bc8809390d210d785f…)

>>910287
didn't read lole

No. 919907

>>919860
did you draw both dark skinned nona and that hunk catboy?? you are talented anonita….

No. 919913

>>919901
Oh my god this image

No. 919921

File: 1632330730530.jpeg (351.37 KB, 984x531, 65383FE7-5C8D-4B7D-AD05-C6621D…)

>>919575
trying to be artsy

No. 919955

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No. 919957

>>919907
I wish I could draw that nicely, I just edited the wojak and pasted the cute picture from Pinterest, nonnie.

No. 920090

File: 1632336778658.gif (4.28 MB, 356x200, soldier2peusc.gif)

>>919901
>this is america
>french man shooting australian man
I am offended on behalf of soldier

No. 920139


No. 920144

File: 1632339403606.jpg (48.6 KB, 394x588, mmph.jpg)


No. 920151

File: 1632339957608.png (163.88 KB, 500x553, tumblr_inline_p7ruzmJiHo1r9k59…)

>>920144
cute little pyro is ok I guess. Buff pyro is based

No. 920162

I hate stupid pink tax bullshit because I love having pink things and my dumb ass will pay extra for it I fucking hate myself

No. 920175

>>920144
>>920151
Pyro really does something to me leave the mask on and just bang me big boy

No. 920295

Does anyone have a weed hookup? My dealer Jugemu Jugemu Gokō-no Surikire
Kaijarisuigyo-no Suigyōmatsu Unraimatsu Fūraimatsu Kūnerutokoro-ni Sumutokoro Yaburakōji-no Burakōji
Paipopaipo Paipo-no Shūringan Shūringan-no Gūrindai Gūrindai-no Ponpokopii-no Ponpokonā-no Chōkyūmei-no Chōsuke decided to go back to HVAC school.

No. 920304

>>920295
I heard this so clearly in my head kek

No. 920523

>>919748
I follow this account too. We were looking at the same account… Like watching the same moon at night…….. So romantic nonna………..

No. 920590

File: 1632380144382.png (92.27 KB, 889x547, unfortunate.png)

Tard-wives never learn that men will never respect them. Sad!

No. 920628

File: 1632386564865.jpg (86.56 KB, 538x592, E_CHYd3XsAMsdTe.jpg)

This is like the funniest image I've ever seen

No. 920661

File: 1632394578556.jpeg (96.12 KB, 598x301, 373798D7-3194-4DC3-A543-C339C6…)

This could be a great thread picture for the new vent thread.

No. 920664

>>920661
based Sally

No. 920666

>>920661
Yes please

No. 920693

bumping for gore

No. 920852

File: 1632413950757.jpg (18.44 KB, 268x308, a1aba028f98884b82ec183499f5c09…)

corpse husband

No. 920853


No. 920880

what drugs can I take to make me stop saying habo babo

No. 920903

>>920880
all of them

No. 921272

File: 1632431697099.jpg (173.38 KB, 2669x2002, milk-cows-crop-3b63c505788f495…)

alright guys im leaving my milk here.
gotta go get my straw
please don't do anything to my mikl, im very thirsty

No. 921280

File: 1632432049400.jpg (38.61 KB, 446x446, shrek_nesquik_by_ericsonic18_d…)

>>921272

I'm gonna do it

No. 921292

File: 1632432790132.jpeg (122.76 KB, 1300x1390, FDF6BEFF-E714-4A99-9F64-15A9AE…)

>>921272
the fate all milk drinkers deserve

No. 921293

File: 1632432832134.jpeg (184.58 KB, 1242x1441, 30914336-41B7-44DB-837E-3066BE…)

>>921272
I’m not keeping any milk in this house, we will only nitpick and talk shit about ugly selfies and shit takes.

No. 921294

>>921280
what even is the flavor of shrek colored nesquick

No. 921296

File: 1632433187531.jpg (19.84 KB, 313x446, shrek_nesquik_by_ericsonic18_d…)


No. 921301

>>921293
Shayna's thread

No. 921320

File: 1632434567015.jpg (108.07 KB, 683x1024, 1632351461300m.jpg)

>blocks your path

No. 921328

>>921320
>evades by parkour
(Insert video of the cropse husband doing parkour here. I am not downloading it)

No. 921334

>>921320
"excuse me sir"

No. 921342

File: 1632435725081.png (48.98 KB, 342x334, FBAE1870-5AB7-4FBF-B6BB-A30AEA…)


No. 921349

File: 1632436354521.jpg (87.3 KB, 1024x648, holy_water_gun_by_grafik1991-d…)


No. 921355

File: 1632437269180.gif (824.9 KB, 240x250, 1A7C3C9C-546C-456B-8CB9-F29612…)


No. 921363

File: 1632437780227.gif (3.5 MB, 455x262, everyone freeeeeeeeeeee moneee…)

Scout paid me four hundred thousand dollars to show him my belly button for 3 seconds, I'm treating you all to milkshakes what flavor do you want

No. 921364

File: 1632437856826.gif (65.9 KB, 165x200, scout-tf2.gif)

>>921363
I want strawberrryyyyy

No. 921367

File: 1632438205210.jpg (129.7 KB, 400x600, Milkshake_FirstChoice_Nov2020_…)

>>921364
Here you go scout WARNING: do not google strawberry milkshake images because I barely could unglue myself from the endless list of beautiful delicious images

No. 921371

File: 1632438259689.png (88.13 KB, 285x143, maam.png)


No. 921375

File: 1632439174891.jpeg (76.05 KB, 800x1067, 17879B98-07FA-4A92-AD16-716581…)

>>921367
I googled mint milkshakes out of curiosity and fuck I’m hungry/thirsty/depressed that I do not have one

No. 921378

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>>921363
any flavor as long as i get to lick it off of medic's tits.

No. 921381

choachan.cafe is a gangstalking honeypot

No. 921387

File: 1632439777808.jpg (48.9 KB, 452x879, 61yyg8G1g7L._AC_SY879_.jpg)

>>921375
cute but it kind of looks like this stuff

No. 921388

File: 1632439783489.png (107.01 KB, 350x431, 02C34963-0457-4339-9B37-CFB53C…)

>>921320
Mhphhmmhm mhmhmppmhg mhmmhmnpphhmm hmmhnhhpppmmmm!!

No. 921389

File: 1632439841246.png (77.79 KB, 250x403, 118CDD79-70D9-4309-B00C-9068A4…)

>>921364
Mphhmm mhphmmm u

No. 921400

File: 1632440284599.jpg (54.96 KB, 474x471, pytroon.jpg)

>>921388
tfw pyro himself would dress like that

No. 921407

>>921400
Come on, nonnie, don’t rustle my feathers, you know Pyro isn’t an AGPfag, he’s not afraid to like cute shit.

No. 921771

File: 1632465557182.png (379.53 KB, 680x690, Madame_Dixie.png)

>>921400
Wrong he would dress like this

No. 923222

File: 1632598753154.jpg (576.67 KB, 1528x2799, 7baf75240894e4a5787fa42d7f3fbe…)

This is deer. He says
"Ble"

No. 923256

File: 1632600594531.jpg (162.04 KB, 1170x1191, FAJ9s0DVIAczZRj.jpg)

me whenever my nephew is being mildly annoying

No. 923259

>>923256
Jesus Christ what a fucking jackass

No. 923267

>>923256
this is based

No. 923284

>>923256
This is literally what men do to female relatives tho, it's perfect equality.

No. 923296

>>923256
Damn, can't imagine putting so much effort into being hateful. Our compassion and empathy is what puts us above men, if you chose to give that up you're lowering yourself to their level. What a waste of energy.

No. 923321

>>923256
Can we talk about this, though. I hate “radfems” who post shit like that “me after a long day of posting man hate online” meme and think it’s funny or cute.

No. 923323

File: 1632603850795.png (139.58 KB, 275x275, 1628886330642.png)

>>923296
>Our compassion and empathy is what puts us above men, if you chose to give that up you're lowering yourself to their level
Cope, compassion and empathy is weakness and only gets women taken advantage of. We should reserve it for fellow women only. And there's no such thing as lowering yourself to their level, that's just guilt trip shit to keep women quiet & from doing anything back.

No. 923334

File: 1632604463670.jpg (255.53 KB, 1200x1096, rosemary_x1.jpg)

>>923296
>Our compassion and empathy is what puts us above men, if you chose to give that up you're lowering yourself to their level
Cope, compassion and empathy is weakness and only gets women taken advantage of. We should reserve it for fellow women only. And there's no such thing as lowering yourself to their level, that's just guilt trip shit to keep women quiet & from doing anything back.

No. 923336

>>923321
>Can we talk about this, though.
No because I don't take twitter radfems seriously. south korean radfems are more based.

No. 923337

>>923334
>>923323
Why did you post this twice

No. 923340

>>923296
it sounds like such an exhausting way to live. putting more evil into an already evil world for no reason other than pride and bitterness. couldn't be me.

No. 923348

>>923337
It's not letting me delete it

No. 923353

>>923348
But why'd you repost it anyway

No. 923373

File: 1632606754085.jpg (49.51 KB, 470x750, tumblr_35af1abea45f8a20ebd96a6…)

>>923256
Woah she's so edgy! Tard. She's not above her shitty family if she plans to treat her five year old nephew like crap because she was. If she hates him that much she needs to maintain distance. What a nasty cunt.

No. 923378

File: 1632607134689.jpg (826.2 KB, 1280x1601, B612_20210925_165556_654.jpg)

I just dropped my homemade Mac and cheese dinner taking it out of the oven, making me tonight's biggest loser.

No. 923417

>>923256
this is what like half the people on this website sound like though. they think acting like moids is some form of 19th wave feminism or something. it's pure brainrot leading to legitimate retardation.

>>923348
case in point

No. 923455

>>923256
I don't even smile back at male toddlers. Love leaving them hanging with their stupid little toothless grins. What absolute fools. Imagine being nice to future coomers.

No. 923494

>>923340
being nice all the time has left me more exhausted tbh

No. 923551

File: 1632627920059.jpg (75.37 KB, 1024x1024, DyaHfgGX4AA8Prt.jpg)

>>923455
unironically based.

No. 924083

>>923378
just eat it nona. your floors should be clean enough to eat it

No. 924094


No. 924111

File: 1632685386275.jpeg (122.68 KB, 540x720, C91DB1E7-78E9-4915-997E-C4306E…)

>current state of men

No. 924113

>>923373
Imagine caring for scrotes at any age, disappointing

No. 924116

>>924111
This is just the worst

No. 924121

File: 1632685965274.jpg (Spoiler Image, 359.24 KB, 851x1065, FaceApp_1632631925493.jpg)

After 9 layers of faceapp filters, I've turned Sal (tonight's big loser) into my husband.

No. 924129

>>923296
>compassion and empathy

Yeah but compassion, empathy, and patience are virtues but it shouldn’t exist for men, only women and children.

No. 924130

>>924111
I thought that was Channing Tatum

No. 924136

>>924111
The diaper shit is one I'll never understand.

No. 924141

Got two new succulents, anyone got any name ideas

No. 924149

>>924141
https://www.fantasynamegenerators.com/

If you want some spicy ones look under the Orc section

No. 924186

>>924149
Good idea thank u

No. 924194

File: 1632692339953.gif (2.67 MB, 498x310, dumb-and-dumber-jim-carry.gif)


No. 924199

>>924111
This is fucking gross

No. 924202

>>924111
>>924130
Christ on a bike, I also clicked this on recent images thinking it was Channing Tatum lmao

No. 924203

>>924121
if I didn't know better I would've thought the original was bang mangera

No. 924238

>>924136
>>924111
Why are physically attractive people into the weirdest shit, you’d think it’d be the deformed degenerates into anything just so they can get it wet for a milisecond, but no. I don’t fucking get it. Is it just trauma and insecurity, lack of a stable parental figure??? Behind closed doors, I guess…

No. 924247

>>924238
Both very ugly and very attractive ppl do most degen shit, too much/too little of something is never good.

No. 924259

>>924111
I would peel the diaper off his musky ass and lick those juicy thighs clean. Forgive me, ancestors.

No. 924261

>>924238
Probably because they’ve had so much sex that they get bored of the normal stuff.

No. 924267

Chancho husbando

No. 924269

>>924259
I hate you retards so much.

No. 924273

>>924259
You're not human

No. 924284

File: 1632698902481.png (368.82 KB, 806x540, DIE.png)


No. 924285

>>924259
Some, girls…
Too far gone

No. 924289

>>924267
Esposo Obeso.

No. 924292

>>924238
if they're celebrities it's because they've had enough sex that they get bored by it

No. 924317

>>924289
Marido gordo.

No. 924423

File: 1632716138404.png (20.58 KB, 248x174, imagen_2021-09-26_231543.png)

test

No. 924427

File: 1632716346580.png (524.88 KB, 480x720, imagen_2021-09-26_231902.png)

john cena suit gangnam style depression

No. 924442

File: 1632718042256.png (357.88 KB, 720x705, imagen_2021-09-26_234729.png)


No. 924445

File: 1632718196226.png (980.56 KB, 793x1190, imagen_2021-09-26_235002.png)


No. 924454

File: 1632719373800.png (671.68 KB, 769x678, imagen_2021-09-27_000935.png)

tag urself

No. 924455

File: 1632719487447.jpeg (18.34 KB, 450x337, fausto.jpeg)

>>924317
Me enforque como me odiasse, mas você me ama

No. 924461

File: 1632720167733.png (1.1 MB, 960x720, imagen_2021-09-27_002253.png)


No. 924463

File: 1632720535062.png (212.33 KB, 510x392, kjbobo.png)

vent thread b like

No. 924465

File: 1632720683967.png (412.11 KB, 631x342, imagen_2021-09-27_003132.png)


No. 924469

File: 1632721204039.jpg (132.25 KB, 275x1156, jcc.jpg)

>>924454
is that from a Chick tract ? cause if it that means those kids are also secretly catholics
cause Jack Chick believed that Islam, Communism, Nazism and Freemasonry. were all created by the Catholic church

No. 924476

>>924469
idk I saw it on tumblr

No. 924511

>>924469
Yes it’s from a chick tract! Good ol’ Jack T chick didn’t realize how much that panel appeals to non evangelicals.

No. 924520

File: 1632729409730.png (444.79 KB, 1418x1074, E5h94A0XEAIHJTT.png)

>>924511
Good old Jack Chick

No. 924830

File: 1632767626644.png (350.56 KB, 595x541, imagen_2021-09-27_133356.png)


No. 924831

File: 1632767809661.png (385.04 KB, 874x435, imagen_2021-09-27_133655.png)


No. 924832

>>924831
This made me laugh a lot harder than it probably should have

No. 924834

File: 1632767965792.png (1.06 MB, 1125x1358, imagen_2021-09-27_133710.png)


No. 924836

File: 1632768006495.png (1.24 MB, 1125x1159, imagen_2021-09-27_133954.png)


No. 924838


No. 924839

>>924836
the absolute state of coomers

No. 924845

>>924836
That bread looks so dry

No. 924850

File: 1632768717481.png (657.41 KB, 680x838, imagen_2021-09-27_135203.png)


No. 924871

>>924836
wow wow he put milk and eggs together and probably came in it and cooked it. wow everybody give this moid a hand

No. 924952

File: 1632775417015.jpg (114.71 KB, 960x807, Gato-maracajá-Leopardus-wiedii…)

>>924836
Why is no one talking about how sad this tomatoes are

No. 924965

>>924952
What a beautiful creature. Thank the goddess this animal was made and may allah protect her from harm <3

No. 925002

kms if i get trips

No. 925026

How is it 2021 and there is still no regenerative tooth therapy?

No. 925027

File: 1632779404750.jpg (36.41 KB, 540x539, Tumblr_l_533782707140335.jpg)

>>924850
Cats used to eat our prehistoric Monke ancestors? And they still retain the siren call death cry? Wow. Dark triad queens.

No. 925030

>>924836
Haha i only see one plate that stupid fucker has no family haha

No. 925047

File: 1632780691004.png (989.17 KB, 640x636, EC2FF3BF-F5C4-4F97-A59E-3A67DF…)


No. 925050

>>924836
the rotting tomatoes is the cherry on top

No. 925056

>>925026
that's the best question I've read today and now I will have to think about it for the next few months, kek

No. 925066

>>925050
I think he tried to fry them.

No. 925121

File: 1632787964011.png (313.49 KB, 560x375, PigPhoto.png)

who here like pigge?

No. 925193

>>925026
There is, it's just too profitable to not relese it tho. Usually take stem cells and make teeth, then implant them (only for richest ppl ofc).

No. 925234

>>925121
piggie cute but I also eat bacon

No. 925250

>>925234
don't eat that, pigs deserve love and hugs instead of a painful death

No. 925259

>>925121
I worked on a pigge farm. They are the sweetest and very intelligent. Seeing workers beat them, toss them around and hurt them was fucked up, everyone should love pigge instead.

No. 925267

File: 1632805366919.jpg (402.32 KB, 984x567, fuck.jpg)


No. 925270

>>924871
I think he usually gives himself a hand…

No. 925274

File: 1632807268832.jpg (78.07 KB, 720x410, 383833827277282.jpg)


No. 925279

>>925259
this makes me want to kill myself, I hate the meat industry so much even though I eat meat because I'm not in a right headspace for going vegan. Yes, I know that I'm a hypocrite. Really ashamed of that.

No. 925291

>>925279
Just avoid cruel farming and slaughter methods. Support farmers that pasture raise their animals and don't buy kosher/halal meat.

No. 925311

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrghhhh make it stop

No. 925324

File: 1632816625926.jpeg (63.89 KB, 640x475, 2FB93333-B752-405A-BC85-58CF76…)

Bitch what

No. 925328

>>925324
i think it's the retarded argument of equating women telling other women "please be safe, don't put yourself in danger bc retarded malevolent men are looking to harm anyone and it could be you" to "lol you had a skirt you deserved it".

No. 925329

>>925324
hoping praying this is sarcasm, unless I'm missing something

or maybe it's one of those "if you pander to men, or do things to avoid their attention, you're still centering your lives around them" kind of thing

No. 925330

>>925328
>>925329
Pretty sure this is about separatism. The heteros seem to have been crying a lot on tumblr because a lesbian said don’t date men kek

No. 925347

>>925330
If you don't see how it's a retarded (and probably unwanted) advice, IDK what to tell you.

No. 925355

File: 1632821676585.png (193.07 KB, 984x567, cringe.png)

>>919575
Remember to check if youare out of shampoo next time you go to the store anonymouses

No. 925364

I am gonna say it







engineer gaming

No. 925395

File: 1632829798894.jpeg (43.21 KB, 600x600, A184B062-5BC1-401F-A997-A08220…)

a supreme money gun? please. call me when you get the spermpreme fetty gun

No. 925530

>>925291
Also the kosher shit is just a scam.
t. worked at food expos, rabbis would come up and try and shill you their expensive-as-fuck kosher services

No. 925797

>>925395
Do you ever think about the fact that a real team of people designed this? Like someone sat down at their desk and described every curve and angle of the pecker gun in a CAD program and someone else called up a bunch of confetti manufacturers to get quotes on sperm confetti while a third person googled copyright-free sperm vectors for the packaging. I hope they're all friends, that'd be cool.

No. 925895

File: 1632884818081.jpg (100.26 KB, 1190x562, Untitled.jpg)


No. 925908


No. 925920

>>925908
I fucking love this video

No. 925935

File: 1632898218793.jpg (44.79 KB, 748x960, E-7ZqraUYAoWAxH.jpg)

>>925395
I'm praying for the soul of whoever bought this horror. The only gun that they need is this one smh

No. 925937

>>925908
anon i am fucking dying

No. 925977

>>925908
I don’t understand why people find this funny.

No. 926016

File: 1632913188497.png (628.22 KB, 613x618, clocked.png)

My eyes are dry
My right arm hurts
I want to die

No. 926387

File: 1632947270720.jpeg (173.92 KB, 1024x1024, 33715305-4468-463F-A03C-E88661…)

I wanna make thread bout monke

No. 926392

>>926387
Make a monkeh thread on /m/ and then link it

No. 926396

>>926392
>>926387
nvm just made it for you
>>>/m/162342

No. 926548

File: 1632963910641.png (126.59 KB, 350x428, compensation.png)

"It must be small, huh"

No. 926555

>>926548
I hate him. I hate him so, so much, from the bottom of my heart. I really do.

No. 926571

>>926548
is it bigger than the size of bezos rocket

No. 926576

>>926555
Any scrote that seems interested in Elon or tries to talk to me about something he did lately immediately gets put on my shit list

No. 926648

>>926555
Try working for him and all his minions

No. 926726

money makes a terrible master but an excellent servant

No. 926737

File: 1632989829349.jpeg (10.51 KB, 286x354, received_899830690963716.jpeg)


No. 926739

File: 1632990636329.jpg (54.95 KB, 735x744, dreamer.jpg)


No. 926759

File: 1632995477284.jpg (151.06 KB, 1280x720, maxresdefault.jpg)


No. 926766

File: 1632997133656.png (Spoiler Image, 112.32 KB, 791x791, 51E04530-2E60-4DA5-A151-4C190F…)

This my husbando no judge no sage no cap

No. 926769

>>926766
he looks like a beavis and butthead character

No. 926771

>>926769
He 100% plays with fire and looks at nudie mags

No. 926835

>>926766
is this the consequences of having the Y chromosome?

No. 926839

>>926766
tag yourself, i'm fatty liver

No. 926853

>>926766
Growth failure here.

No. 926983

don't mind me i'm just testing how to spoiler

No. 927170

File: 1633027268575.png (256.33 KB, 1217x472, transpets.PNG)

LMAO you don't believe in trans pets and won't use their proper pronouns??????
YOU ARE A BIGOT
A BIG IDIOT

No. 927173

>>926839
depigmentation of skin

No. 927176

>>927170
no way this is serious

No. 927194

>>927176
pretty sure it's a satirical sub

No. 927197

>>927170 do you seriously believe this is a real sub

No. 927200

>>927197
nta but which thread are you in nonner ponner bee bi bo banner nanner nonner pon

No. 927234

>>927170
>>927194
How come it isn't banned yet? Because it would be transphobic? KEK

No. 927254

File: 1633034282473.jpeg (655.11 KB, 750x771, A5CF85AE-69E9-4BE1-BE74-9B2540…)

KEK

No. 927460

>>927254
Where is bottom mid from????

No. 927556

File: 1633080249017.jpeg (68.38 KB, 640x325, 89802323-7898-45F4-8686-B92395…)

I discovered that the adult coloring book community is a thing that exists the other day when a video about unpopular coloring opinions showed up in my suggestions.

I fell asleep 20 minutes in to the video but when I tell you these opinions were so mild and mainstream… I’ve heard the same things for every other hobby group. But since then I’ve been getting nonstop recommendations for videos responding to this video, in which grown ass women have meltdowns and talk about this literal who’s video like they are war survivors.

To top it all off, most of the coloring books are really fucking hideous

No. 927584

>>927556
My ex bought me some adult colouring books after heart surgery. I was too wiped out to draw but colouring was something I could half-assedly do to keep me busy. I remember googling to find a new book and stumbling upon these communities and man, it just seems weird to me. I mean sure, it's a good, low effort hobby to have but taking pics and sharing the finished piece online? Idk I can't help but view that as childish; like those grown adults that collect funko pops and dolls. The fact there's drama in these communities sounds funny as hell though. I'm gonna go snoop on YouTube now kek.

No. 927622

>>927460
Robbe and Sander from skam belgium

No. 927641

>>927584
TBH I always thought that making coloring books or coloring pages sounds like something easy to get into to earn some money. I’d rather do that than draw furry or coomer porn

No. 927645

>>927622
oh ew i thought they were women…

No. 927657

>>927197
Of course not you absolute sweetie pie
We are in the thread of the cactus where everything is made up and the points don’t matter

No. 927758

File: 1633105800280.gif (172.05 KB, 220x165, drew-carey-whose-line-is-it-an…)


No. 927779

File: 1633107238679.jpeg (155.94 KB, 1642x1377, C775E134-FC7E-4600-9CDE-387438…)


No. 927797

deez nuts are so 2012, introducing beez kneez.

No. 927814

>>927797
*2015
sheeeeesh, someone doesn't know their internet history

No. 927821

>>927814
nta but I;m going to slap chop you into next tuesday

No. 927824

File: 1633110233921.png (170.36 KB, 392x441, a1ad2aeb2ce9a37bf1e94179613814…)

>>927821
Only if you throw in a graty for free

No. 927890

File: 1633114992172.jpeg (331.2 KB, 1242x952, 2261374D-7F40-44C7-8A56-B35261…)

There’s CP here in /ot/ bumping

No. 927892

File: 1633115007015.png (391.45 KB, 728x610, 1625662472386.png)

don't scroll, CP raid

No. 927916

>>927824
think this guy went to jail for being a pedo

No. 927962

>>927916
Hope they slap chopped his dick.

No. 928031

File: 1633129400057.jpeg (108.68 KB, 734x714, 55915347-8330-4CDD-B1B7-839717…)


No. 928116

File: 1633141194765.jpg (30.52 KB, 402x604, d610e270e11e6cba891fbb90a8a772…)

HEEEEEEEEEEEELPPP!!!!! HEEEEEELP!! HEEEEELP MEEEEEEE!!!!

No. 928705

File: 1633213370231.jpg (49.78 KB, 563x417, 1625207852823.jpg)

>>927254
EW you can see the tranny's bulge

No. 930172

File: 1633368153851.jpg (51.98 KB, 550x551, 550x551.jpg)

all aboard the choo choo!!

No. 930196

>>930172
CHOOOOO CHOOOOOOOOO!

No. 930211

File: 1633370200506.png (4.51 MB, 1722x1196, itsme.png)

>>930196
>>930172
CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA WATCH OUT i am right behind you!!!!!!!!!!! OUTTA THE WAY FOLKS

No. 930235

File: 1633370842656.jpg (Spoiler Image, 56.74 KB, 772x960, Tumblr_l_497370746451048.jpg)

This is the ending all men deserve.

No. 930239

>>930235
Those aren’t even wasabi peas.

No. 930245

>>930235
I hope he is dead in this photo

No. 930258

File: 1633371401796.png (626.73 KB, 1056x950, Screenshot_20211003-222930.png)

Little known fact about this scene in Mean Girls is that the director John Bob Johnsson was actually a big anime fan, especially when it came to FMA that just started releasing the year before, so in this scene Lindsay Lohan was actually supposed to say "october 3rd…wait, is that an FMA reference?! OMG Roy Mustang is my favorite! He's SO hot!" and Jonathan Bennett would just give her a cheeky smile before he hands her a flyer, inviting her to the anime club. But because everyone on staff kept saying "but why would an alchemist be entirely made of metal? That's so dumb!" he had to rewrite the scene entirely leaving only that small reference to what could have been. Because of this incident John Bob Johnsson went on to become a huge benefactor in the kickstarter for FMA: Brotherhood, knowing what it feels like to see your creation changed from your original vision.

No. 930269

>>930258
i actually googled this to see if it's true

No. 930271

>>930235
Based and pea pilled

No. 930425

File: 1633377495564.jpg (120.47 KB, 609x744, 1575699929581.jpg)

Don't you think it's wonderful how even if two of us have the same husbando, we each have our own version of him in our heads so we don't have to fight over him, because we both have him, we can just bond over our love and share fanart and fanfiction among ourselves. Just all love and zero hate also do you remember this confession thread image, I still have it saved because it's the best

No. 930483

>>930425
I think about this all the time. I wish I had a group of husbandofag friends where we can all share fanart and our self-inserts with. I just wanna draw self-insert for friends too and share the joy. Bless you anon.

No. 930492

>>930483
Nta but same, I hate how there’s idiots out there seething because headcanons are -shock- surprisingly different from each others.
I just want friends to write self-insert fanfics about their husbandos while following their headcanons, it’s so fun.

No. 930736

>>927797
there was one time in high school during my personal finance class that someone started printing out the deez nuts meme nonstop while we were in the computer lab and the teacher was fucking PISSED. She started yelling "who did this?!?" and everyone just laughed. The perpetrator never got caught kek.

No. 930747

>>930425
i honestly hate most of my husbando's fans cause they're all enbies and gender autists so i keep my love to myself

No. 930756

File: 1633408535046.png (639.68 KB, 1600x900, imagen_2021-10-04_233541.png)

Joji is hot

No. 930759

>>930747
I completely misread this as "I hate my husband's fans" and was like "Same," because my husband is into twitch streaming.
But generally I agree with you, anyone whose sexuality or mental illnesses are their exclusive personality is exhausting.

No. 930798

File: 1633417325053.jpeg (145.71 KB, 640x638, B544056B-732C-4AA0-8091-28BF20…)


No. 930824

I was on my home terf in the shower washing up with my l oof ah and I saw this spider and it triggered me so I sprayed it with water I might have been too abusive (I think it died) but I'd say I was the real victim in all this. Do you think my actions were valid nonnie?

No. 930835

>>930824
I wish I had a terf homie to shower with.

No. 930878

>>930835
Maybe we can arrange something

No. 930882

>>930756
The cop was much cuter

No. 930969

File: 1633442305789.jpg (44.99 KB, 500x383, sweet dreams.jpg)

thnx edward babe

No. 930984

File: 1633443958429.jpg (36.4 KB, 1080x776, Tumblr_l_540896105813923.jpg)


No. 930995

>>930984
i hate that there is so little fanart of my (conventionally attractive human) husbandos with their feet out, yet sanic has a shit ton of foot fetish fanart. why would people rather drool over cartoon hedgehog feet

No. 930996

File: 1633444705984.jpg (20.7 KB, 491x624, granny.jpg)

>>930984
That's fucking disgusting

No. 931005

File: 1633445743477.jpeg (Spoiler Image, 65.73 KB, 410x292, 182E9FA0-2ACF-475D-872B-715140…)

>>930996
sonic is full of toxins. he needs Chinese herbal medicine and whole vegan diet

No. 931010

File: 1633446268078.jpeg (304.31 KB, 750x735, BB54F282-BA0B-43B2-9EFA-06D850…)

um, ok

No. 931014

>>930984
Do you have that one where the guy is stuck to sonic's foot and he's like "enjoy the ride, kid?" For a joke haha

No. 931017

File: 1633446825942.png (208.72 KB, 500x826, youre-in-for-wild-ride-kid-son…)


No. 931018

>>931017
those are sperm

No. 931020

>>931017
Thanks no matter what I searched it wouldn't come up for me. Based

No. 931120

File: 1633455906218.jpg (73.21 KB, 634x634, 45D3BEA700000578-0-image-a-5_1…)

Mosquitoes never bite me, there were a bunch in my house earlier and I didn't even notice because they never even touched me, I wonder if that means no vampire will ever want me either. Sad day.

No. 931128

my doctor just pulled a cat hair out of my ear. i thought i was dying from infection nope it was just a fucking cat hair

No. 931131

>>931128
The same thing happened to me twice with my dog's hairs! Luckily my boyfriend was able to pull them out

No. 931526

File: 1633487899619.jpeg (159.04 KB, 1300x1065, 4A15398A-7528-4310-9712-4611E0…)

My pronouns are A/Ha and I’m a Nicky Minaj kinnie.

No. 931535

>>931120
It’s possible your body just doesn’t react to the bites, which is really nice until you get West Nile or something. I went on a research trip to the Bahamas once and spent lots of time on beaches. Everyone else was complaining about the sand fleas biting but they were keeping away from me. Or at least I thought that until I got on the plane to go home, and in the drier air suddenly my legs became covered in a hundred itchy red bumps. I hadn’t done anything to keep them off me because I didn’t know they were biting me. That was a rough few days.

No. 931582

>>931120
Do you eat a lot of vinegar? I heard that deters mosquitoes

No. 931823

I like to say kekkeroni in my head

No. 931824

File: 1633521726370.jpeg (832.33 KB, 1600x1132, C74544E8-50FA-40EE-8049-149C3C…)

SIZE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MATTERS!!!!!!!!!!

No. 932578

lol what the hell my cat is older than me in cat years but vomits on the floor and can't clean up after himself? Sounds like a baby to me

No. 932933

File: 1633622844838.jpeg (113.47 KB, 471x259, B0213BE2-ACC8-4976-AFD5-1ADD4E…)

why is she sitting like she’s about to fart? forcing her hips trying to make it look like she has an ass she doesn’t have kek

No. 934038

File: 1633730300209.gif (1.81 MB, 307x173, D8E7DDEF-A33B-4353-AFEB-EC5C56…)

BURNS DOWN ALL OF TWITTER

No. 934050

File: 1633730944472.jpg (61.16 KB, 640x748, ehbv9awrslv41.jpg)

>>934038
Wtf doppio is kinda hot here

No. 934053

>>932933
I do this when I fart at my PC and there are people around, not because I'm concerned with people knowing that I fart, but because it's really loud against the bottom of my chair and is distracting. She's got a decent mic and it's positioned down to her tits so there's no way it wouldn't pick up a loud rip. If you lift up your butt like that you can remain seated and let the fart slip out quietly. If she sits like that a lot she might be really gassy. When I had indigestion my sister-in-law gave me a tea that made me fart for literal hours. My headcanon is that she really is farting, possibly all day after drinking a fart tea that she genuinely believed would help her tummy. Have some empathy anon she's struggling rn.

No. 934066

File: 1633731958100.jpeg (615.86 KB, 1553x2048, 33DDAAF2-02B2-4B82-9252-B34F3C…)

>>934050
welcome to the doppio harem

No. 934069

>>934050
although arguably it isn't him

No. 934319

>>934053
the fact that you wrote this out kek

No. 934320

File: 1633767356694.jpeg (140.66 KB, 750x662, FD487731-01C5-4606-B8A0-31D34F…)

smile and wave girls smile and wave!

No. 934334

>>934320
I feel like I'm looking at gore.

No. 934630

File: 1633803103160.jpg (6.64 KB, 250x274, Bonehilda_Thumbnail.jpg)


No. 934633

>>934334
I feel like I'm looking at something from the deep web that has a hidden code for a server where they sell harvested human organs from a human trafficked farm and after you birth enough babies they sacrifice you on camera for the enjoyment of the elite

No. 934640

>>934053
thanks for the mental imagery

No. 934656

File: 1633806724031.jpeg (47.65 KB, 260x325, 20093492-AACF-411B-83B7-D81786…)


No. 934659

File: 1633807101633.jpeg (31.39 KB, 626x350, 5DAD64A1-1BC1-4964-B00B-C14065…)

>>934320
is this image going to curse me

No. 934673

File: 1633808368549.png (1.43 MB, 1901x991, 04-02-20_3-32-36 PM.png)

>>934630
Her skin looks amazing also for the sims 4 you can get a mod to unlock skeleton outfits, I enjoy making half the population skeletons

No. 934817

I bet some of you don't even sneeze with gusto.

No. 935005

>>934817
Imagine getting punked by pollen. What are you, stupid?

No. 935309

File: 1633897107067.jpeg (16.8 KB, 360x351, E692D49E-8C0F-4907-8869-128A97…)

It is time to use the femboys for their true purpose:

S A C R I F I C E

No. 935340

File: 1633900360538.jpeg (307.82 KB, 1242x1052, 1614658198706.jpeg)

It's not maladaptive daydreaming, it's visualizing my manifestations hunny xo

No. 935358

File: 1633902027486.jpeg (192.92 KB, 750x750, 7D78FED4-1009-457E-BBB4-B5C1D7…)


No. 935400

File: 1633907807272.jpg (23.7 KB, 500x500, e97cb06fa3499f6aacd79ac309ea4c…)

my cat should pursue a music career

No. 935403

File: 1633908075263.jpg (31.38 KB, 540x960, Tumblr_l_990804082628755.jpg)

>>931824
Size is important because size determines how big something is

No. 935410

File: 1633908892128.jpeg (271.44 KB, 720x689, BAF582D0-B39D-4B94-AC1D-9EE2AB…)

>>935358
okay cool

No. 935414

>>935410
your evil doppelgänger is john cena? ok anon

No. 935419

>>935414
that's not john cena…

No. 935438

File: 1633910827559.jpg (40.41 KB, 630x373, checkout3-630x373.jpg)


No. 935440

File: 1633911466332.jpeg (15.04 KB, 250x205, 03661598-BDED-4924-A197-71E4C6…)

>>935438
>Squared Ketchup package
Is this a new kind of gore?

No. 935446

>>935440
it appears to be french

No. 935447

I'll reject men for being too normie and I'll do it again!!!!!
NO NORMIES!

No. 935450

File: 1633912705761.jpg (119.58 KB, 1080x1263, Tumblr_l_995356628705769.jpg)

There are technomages manipulating this site and your mind. Stay vigil

No. 935452

File: 1633912760505.png (314.81 KB, 700x525, 14136038-0312-4A38-BC8E-ACB1B8…)

What would you do if he was your father

No. 935455

>>935452
Commit Suicide before I’m even birthed

No. 935462

>>935452
He may be fat but he would be better than like 98% if fathers because he actually has money

No. 935463

File: 1633913340768.jpeg (125.17 KB, 1242x1553, 1F866C46-9863-4A36-B361-5ED4F8…)

>>935452
I would follow Hello Kitty.

No. 935470

>>935450
Is that a tranny?

No. 935482

File: 1633914846000.jpeg (266.16 KB, 472x908, 516905B3-BD60-4329-8E48-E24375…)

how anons post about their mundane day

No. 935485

I did not consent to live.

No. 935486

File: 1633915148140.jpg (241.98 KB, 1080x1322, Collage 2021-10-10 20_17_30__0…)

Evolution

No. 935487

>>935447
no autists either. male autists are almost worse than normies

No. 935494

>>935452
>sweaty you barely touched your 15 happy meals, i could have used those for my videos.

No. 935495

Is trooning out a 21st century phenomenon?

No. 935497

>>935485
Most of us do not consent do die either, and the ones that did are pitied and vilified. Suicide is the ultimate power move and the only escape of the simulation

No. 935499

File: 1633915597153.jpeg (163.8 KB, 900x900, 014C3226-F071-4711-A46C-89A423…)

>>935486
egirl jefferson

No. 935504

File: 1633916083156.jpg (718.43 KB, 1280x1545, FaceApp_1633916000346.jpg)

>>935499
>America will never be destroyed from the outside. If we falter and lose our freedoms, it will be because we destroyed ourselves.

What a queen

No. 935509

>>935499
billie eilish?

No. 935515

File: 1633916949465.jpeg (67.86 KB, 650x650, 64D04A52-7982-4684-A2A2-A86472…)


No. 935521

>>935450
are you one of those gangstalking idiots

No. 935542

>>935440
its the revolution of not having to open and squeeze out three separate packets for a reasonable quantity

No. 935556

>>934630
ugh my goddesssssss

No. 935559

>>935450
anon pls explain im scared

No. 935562

File: 1633927592429.jpg (353.91 KB, 680x680, Tumblr_l_1008814233337198.jpg)

>>935559
They have played us for absolute fools

No. 935572

>>935562
Where are these retarded memes coming from? The most annoying, actual autists keep posting these in discord chats in droves.

No. 935615

>>935562
lmfao i love this one

No. 935758

>>935452
Get away ASAP. Join the military if necessary. Keep mother’s name because who tf wants to be Ms Avocado

No. 935764

File: 1633959982465.jpeg (293.72 KB, 750x634, D6DFC97B-0768-4FD1-AB5D-968630…)

I mistakenly saved this when that scrote posted it here, but this shows me that it needed to lurk moar because no one here speaks like that kek

No. 935779

>>935764
O-M-G girrrrrl, this is totally how everyone types here, get with the program! Oh my gosh!

No. 935801

>>935764
It isn't even accurate, you could poke a ton of fun at the BDD anachans being obsessively nitpicky about cows' looks and actions but this is just such a shitty attempt at comedy.

No. 935926

File: 1633978616972.png (187.72 KB, 558x682, 85904375437747.png)

>>935764
Scrote "humor" is so utterly banal. It's literally always variations of picrel

No. 935970

>>935764
coomer hands drew this.

No. 936556

File: 1634044558418.png (412 KB, 640x633, 652E6A9B-9691-4845-AC14-CD93B5…)


No. 936608

>>936556
I want this shirt for halloween lol

No. 936718

btw i suffer from brain damage(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)

No. 936750

File: 1634058032495.jpg (34.58 KB, 620x412, Satisfied-Seal.jpg)

Splish splash, I'm takin' a shit

No. 936751

The stinkin, filthy, retarded looking, stupid mutant men you like carry many diseases transmissible to humans. Males are a major reservoir for zoonotic infections. They transmit several viral and bacterial diseases to humans. Rabies, Leptospirosis, Brucellosis, Giardiasis, Echinococcosis, Ehrlichiosis, Blastomycosis, Pulicosis just to name a few. Don't forget about the roundworm, ringworm, mange and tapeworm they carry. Cope and seethe harder you stupid dick loving retarded cunt. I would love to smash that stinkin' moid of yours into a bloody mush of retarded mutt meat with a sledgehammer right in front of your face. I want to curbstomp your stupid fucking man and after i'm done with that, round up a bunch of other mutts and curbstomp them right in front of you one by one. Fuck you and fuck your stinkin' disease carrying, shit eating, piss drinking, baby eating, child killing, retarded mutant men. Stinkin' stupid moids, they smell of piss, shit, jism, like rotten curdled foreskin, like hot onions fucked a farmyard shit-house.
Men lovers are always irresponsible owners and their moids run out and attack people, kill people and kill children. It's sickening how much harm these stinkin' mutts and these fucking idiot, deranged dick lovers cause. Only stupid people like men. Stupid narcissists love these mutated beasts especially. Men are like sacred cows for narcissists and these deranged people consider a moid having more value than a human because it's easy for the narcissist to get narcissitic supply from a man. It will always be dependent on the narcissist for food so the idiot with narcissistic personality disorder feels validated, powerful and in control.
I mean how the fuck could anyone decent with an intelligence level above 50, find a sloberring, shit eating, piss drinking, smelly dumb mutant beast as retarded as the male, how could they find that appealing? Only retards themselves. Like attracts like. And just know, your moid isn't loyal to you. They just care about one thing and that's food. They are food obsessed eaters on four legs and their brains are wired to be food obsessed. They'll gorge on anything and consume everything. Garbage disposal on four legs will even eat your shit. Men aren't even real animals they aren't even closely related to simians. They're closely related to seals. A spliced fucking fucked up mutant creature.
Apes will even look at moids and judge them like the mutt is retarded which it is.

No. 936754

>>936751
I barely had to read the first sentence to know what this was sourced from. This is way more accurate and appropriate.

No. 936959

What the fuck is the difference between this and the dumbass shit thread

No. 936960

>>936959
This is for shit posting and the other one is for like "this wacky thing happened" or "I dun goofed" or a silly thought. I think the main distinction is the level of shitpostery

No. 936964

File: 1634068045009.jpeg (10.19 KB, 240x263, B9D89B81-7110-4158-9BB9-0F7B50…)

>>936959
Twis twead is fowor pwosting wike a wetad.

No. 936969

>>936959
That thread is for posting about dumbass shit. This thread is for dumbass shitposting like >>936964

No. 936973

>>936959
the dumbass thread is for coherent dumbass thoughts, this one is for yelling, shitting, and pissing into the void

No. 936979

File: 1634068894390.jpg (261.97 KB, 1140x1520, il_1140xN.3100916942_nfnn.jpg)

>clacks giant nails on counter and checks phone in whipple deco phone case

No. 936983

File: 1634069166465.jpg (161.41 KB, 828x1104, Tumblr_l_78348091188797.jpg)


No. 936984

File: 1634069335682.jpg (83.42 KB, 570x437, tumblr_inline_nu8kue98YI1qksoq…)

>>936979
>twirls pastel wig with one finger, 30 different barrettes clacking together

No. 936987

>>936959
dumbass shit thread is just for her general conversation and this is for shitposting nonnie

No. 936993

>>936983
Cats sure do love to bitchslap

No. 937011

""straight"" males will see an animals testicles and make sure everyone in the vicinity knows about the big monkey balls

No. 937024

File: 1634073842713.jpeg (209.76 KB, 1080x1080, 7EB899D3-1A14-4797-BA6E-E19CCC…)

Boss baby girl cupcakes for everyone!! Grab your before there’s none left!

No. 937027

>>937024
This is actually kinda cool lol

No. 937029

File: 1634074052340.jpg (14.13 KB, 250x180, ZuiikinGalsScreenshot.jpg)

>>937024
I have a bad case of diarrhea

No. 937031

File: 1634074183757.jpeg (351.83 KB, 1200x901, DE5E822F-A5E1-4FAD-BA0A-AFC0C3…)


No. 937033

File: 1634074431650.png (304.6 KB, 428x362, Screen Shot 2021-10-12 at 4.33…)

>>937024
I'll take this one. thank you happy birthday

No. 937037

File: 1634074620311.jpeg (1.14 MB, 3264x2448, 6D6A21DA-1999-42BD-9272-86549F…)

I want my boyfriend to suck my toes. How can I convince him without sounding like a degenerate?(bait )

No. 937038

>>937037
You can start by deleting this and not postinf pictures of children’s feet. I thought we where being raded by pedos and came to report…

No. 937042

File: 1634075224356.png (22.56 KB, 1000x1000, CD9B698D-A3A0-4D52-9719-A81747…)

>>937029
Diarrhoea is for cowards and babies. I got Diphtheria. A bad bitch disease.

No. 937043

File: 1634075253074.jpg (564.1 KB, 1024x1024, F190006645.jpg)

>>937033
Yummy money

No. 937044

>>937038
that pic has a serial killer polaroid aura

No. 937055

>>937043
I'm German and I've never seen those

No. 937065

>>937038
How can you tell? Found it on google, wasnt really paying attention. Pls, no bully.

No. 937067

>>937037
queen shit tbh. I'm going to make my future bf suck my toes if he ever asks to suck his dick

No. 937070

>>937042
I read anne of green gables as a kid and at one point in the book a child almost dies from diphteria. The description of it really scared me and for the rest of my childhood any time my sister or I had a cough I worried it was diphteria and we were gonna die a painful death like that 19th century fictional child

No. 937075

File: 1634078019097.jpg (125.66 KB, 403x520, 77f.jpg)

please don't tell me we have yet another foot spammer. why are there so many of you

No. 937077

File: 1634078174906.jpg (28.16 KB, 272x490, 51YdLxWTa8L._AC_SY1000_.jpg)

>>937055
Maybe you're a bit too young, they were popular in the late 90s. You could buy them in the sweets corner of Minimal(now called Rewe) together with stuff like pic rel, sugar crystal rings, those giant chalk-like lick balls etc.

No. 937090

>>937077
I'm in my thirties but we didn't have Minimal either

No. 937121

File: 1634082274018.jpeg (61.93 KB, 500x388, 1469DA9D-C188-430E-811B-A4B1B0…)

Anyone over the age of 13 who hates DW is an uppity bitch lying to themselves about what a good person they are and has no sense of humor.

No. 937129

File: 1634083097863.png (201.69 KB, 367x359, 1616293895399.png)

>>937037
show him this post so he will understand the lengths you will go to get ya toes sucked

No. 937181

>>937121
>an uppity bitch
true
>lying to themselves about what a good person they are and has no sense of humor.
false

No. 937520

File: 1634140963123.jpg (88.91 KB, 960x960, Tumblr_l_7391032392803.jpg)

Give me pumpkin spice _____

(No swear words)

No. 937523

File: 1634141084815.jpeg (18.56 KB, 225x225, A90450B7-496A-4159-AD8D-507F9B…)

>>937520
Creem cheemse.

No. 937563

>>937520
Wtf? I'm from mexico and this actually sounds very yummy!! sounds like something that would work

No. 937571

>>937520
Popcorn. Does that exist?

No. 937589

File: 1634147041834.jpg (296.51 KB, 2000x1338, drake-bell.jpg)

Hide yo wife, hide yo kids
(especially yo kids)

No. 937594

>>937589
Jesus Christ spoiler that shit.

No. 937624

>>937589
His upper lip looks like he sucked on it till it got a rash

No. 937625

>>937589
His upper lip looks like he sucked on it till it got a rash

No. 937917

>>937589
why was he considered the hot one on Drake and Josh

No. 937931

>>937917
Cuz Josh was fuckin FAT!

No. 937941

>>937931
josh lost weight in the later seasons tho

No. 938020

Gojo the cogollo

No. 938026

>>937917
because he was skinny and a rock star, not like soy boy josh who was emotional and nerdy, come on anon.

No. 938028

File: 1634171820079.png (463.39 KB, 537x716, image_2021-10-13_203723.png)

>>937520
Frappuccino. I've never had pumpkin spice anything before and I'm going to gain 50lb this autumn because of this bastard.

No. 938044

File: 1634173742774.png (13.49 KB, 1288x725, F1D009C8-A924-49F7-89F2-5BF7CC…)

>>937589
Literally looks like the groomer meme

No. 938250

File: 1634210132560.gif (217.06 KB, 320x300, 1623668921534.gif)

I love to singa

No. 938272

>>938028
they are good, yes, but it helps to think about them more like desserts than coffee. Less a daily thing and more of a treat

No. 938276

File: 1634213507936.png (178.68 KB, 520x374, stupid idiot fat log dumbass.p…)

I could and WOULD eat a whole cake right now. Someone DM me and we can make this work.

No. 938285

>>938276
same but ii want berry cheesecake

No. 938306

File: 1634214984468.jpeg (95.18 KB, 659x758, D38F18B0-08D0-4795-A1E2-B313F6…)

>>938285
Nta but I would definitely commit murder for a cheesecake.

No. 938316

>>937941
still uglier than drake
I was also sure he was gay even tho he married a woman, he gives off major gay vibes

No. 938322

>>938316
yeah but drake is a literal slimy nematode of a human being

No. 938329

File: 1634216602137.gif (445.21 KB, 468x336, Drake-Josh-1452718227.gif)

>>938322
k but I was answering to this >>937917
in unsuspecting times he was kinda cute
also his character was written to be the attractive one

No. 938356

File: 1634218433073.jpg (43.18 KB, 852x480, b25154f73c6711d5cc537b18f9f409…)

>>938026
>>937917
>>938329
he was cute and hot next to Josh when Josh Peck was fat, but after Josh got fit they were both equally good looking and in the later seasons he started being depicted as more of a loser then he was previously in the series

No. 938360

File: 1634219060909.jpg (32.98 KB, 640x359, drake-and-josh.jpg)

>>938356
lol who's that guy
Idk josh's face looks weird, uncanny almost, but maybe it's just me

drake's still attractive, he's just a shitty person

No. 938361

>>938360
yup, I preferred him when he was fat

No. 938363

>>938360
Its from a 2000'S movie in which he played a minor role as a bully's sidekick

No. 938364

>>938363
Just say the movie, Drillbit Taylor. People like you annoy me

No. 938370

File: 1634220047463.jpg (331.64 KB, 1600x1600, 3827266226.jpg)

>>938360
>drake's still attractive
He aged like fucking milk.

No. 938374

>>938364
don't worry, it would've taken 2 seconds for people to figure it out. it's in the description of the description she linked, retard.

No. 938375

>>938364
Maybe she just explained cause no one watched nor will watch Drillbit Taylor

No. 938377

>>938370
Maybe that's why he's feeding on young virgins… to get his own youthful looks back through some witchy voodoo shit

No. 938379

File: 1634220486361.jpg (57.09 KB, 780x439, 1600344546_848_Perche-Hollywoo…)

>>938364
kek
>>938370
same with josh, why does he look so weird and old
I cant believe I am arguing over this lol

No. 938380

>>938375
It's actually kind of funny but I know you have 0 sense of humor

No. 938383

File: 1634220628640.png (731.9 KB, 696x720, Immagine.png)

holy shit he looks 50

No. 938396

>>938383
Maybe the toxicity from just being in Schneider's general vicinity makes you age like shit
>>938380
Lmao

No. 938453

File: 1634225940972.jpg (74.76 KB, 250x247, 1626450937270.jpg)

>>938381
drakefag anon here,
yes yes, life is pain

No. 938462

File: 1634226548101.jpg (41.26 KB, 693x924, 20200712_181135.jpg)

Me holding random animals

No. 938465

File: 1634226596544.jpg (62.06 KB, 520x924, 1765292126.jpg)

>>938462
A bird, mine.

No. 938466

File: 1634226668087.jpg (30.92 KB, 693x924, 20200318_200924.jpg)

>>938465
A baby slug, mine.

No. 938469

File: 1634226760237.jpg (33.08 KB, 693x924, 20200916_004824.jpg)

>>938466
No idea what the fuck that was, but it's mine too.

No. 938470

File: 1634226865527.jpg (51.11 KB, 676x506, 20210702_172821.jpg)

>>938469
A beetle, mine.

No. 938473

File: 1634227055550.jpg (71.99 KB, 693x924, 20210904_164909.jpg)

and despite all of that, the only animal I can't hold still remains the one that I truly own

No. 938476

>>938473
Tf nona u are precious thank u for this

No. 938483

File: 1634227545242.jpeg (24.29 KB, 650x650, 5YAmxdJU.jpeg)

>>938466
aw so cute

No. 938486

AYYY let's bump threads girls

No. 938576

>>938316
>>938329
>>938360
drake has always looked too rat-faced to me, and in half the episodes he has some ugly bowlcut looking hair

No. 938579

now that i think about it he has the same facial features of shayna

No. 938585

File: 1634233453427.jpg (65.85 KB, 550x825, Moist-Pumpkin-Bread-1-e1504838…)

>>937520
Bread. Where can I even buy these? Couldn't find any at my local stores and I can't bake.

No. 938677

kurwa.

No. 938766

File: 1634245588884.jpg (71.4 KB, 645x960, upgrade.jpg)

>>935309
Yes, I have enough of these cringey meme traps/femboys from coomer scrotes. Sacrifice them for better looking boys that aren't drawn boobless dickgirls.

No. 938772

>>938766
Back when I was having online classes, one of my classmates had the middle one as pfp

No. 938780


No. 938783


No. 938817

>>938780
dokładnie anon

No. 939066

File: 1634271920813.jpg (61.77 KB, 605x454, 8uRNyb4.jpg)

mfw

No. 939079

File: 1634273339018.jpg (9.72 KB, 275x204, 1596737066820.jpg)

Literally hire me. I'm such a good salesman. I can market your brand. I just suggested 3 people to use these good cbd gummies I take for sleep and now they're buying them. Give me your money.

No. 939083

>>938766
This is very based

No. 939088

>>938772
literally why do they do this

No. 939090

File: 1634274981353.jpeg (162.34 KB, 749x696, 4ACBDC88-2793-48F2-8710-54B88C…)

clears throat
ahem
horny.

No. 939102

File: 1634277716855.png (484.49 KB, 640x527, 97b.png)


No. 939108

File: 1634278047663.gif (1016.37 KB, 300x205, 80A9697B-4329-49D8-A621-38552C…)


No. 939112

File: 1634278394097.jpg (34.94 KB, 680x374, 029.jpg)


No. 939140

File: 1634281829227.gif (601.68 KB, 220x188, aerobics-instructor-aerobics.g…)

She bop, he bop, we bop
I bop, you bop, they bop
Be bop, be bop, a lu bop

No. 939144

>>939090
papyrus undertale?

No. 939151

File: 1634283034767.gif (56.41 KB, 540x557, 3532911_170x100.gif)

>>939144
You think he's got some sketti under that hat???

No. 939212

File: 1634293058339.jpg (44.29 KB, 500x389, 6722f8b7280209117057619485197b…)

wow

No. 939225

>>939212
Sholaf the Snowhedge?

No. 939241

>>939225
snowhoG

No. 939242

File: 1634297217709.png (1.39 MB, 1034x1094, Screen Shot 2021-10-15 at 6.26…)

hunnid moji

No. 939380

File: 1634312157291.jpg (29.49 KB, 960x540, Tumblr_l_175387641965071.jpg)

Fanfiction request: the floor is lava and Colonel Sanders (jacked anime version) is your savior.

Pic mostly related

No. 939382

File: 1634312196363.jpg (55.61 KB, 736x736, 33af2727abe7d4e8063ad166d4bf0e…)

This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

No. 939511

File: 1634320677418.png (976.7 KB, 1456x1232, 205.png)


No. 939512

File: 1634320788028.jpg (193.2 KB, 900x1163, 5d1.jpg)


No. 939513


No. 939580

File: 1634324997494.jpeg (122.27 KB, 750x736, DC332E11-6532-496C-876D-8FCA0E…)

Don’t get a 4chan bf
You don’t want a 4chan bf
You will never have a 4chan bf
If you do
Skin and eat him
so you
Can
Be
Forgiven

No. 939729

File: 1634330985887.png (Spoiler Image, 449.59 KB, 392x888, cheeseboy1.png)

>>939512
I am cheesed to view that

No. 939890

File: 1634340112821.jpeg (308.53 KB, 750x553, E0B3718F-B4D4-44CC-A507-46210F…)


No. 939896

>>939890
The juxtaposition is off the wall

No. 939913

>>939890
Kek the thumbnail just answers the question.

No. 940017

>>939890
this will never not be funny

No. 940242

File: 1634394016965.jpeg (1.06 MB, 1920x1080, 2FDAC33A-B67F-4B50-8BC5-2D8421…)

if there’s a gus anon then I must be patrick bateman anon

No. 940251

>>940242
Patricia Bateman is pretty cute.

No. 940256

>>940251
I like her, but I'm not a blonde

No. 940305

>>940242
so… how do you larp as bateman everyday and how does it help you with societal relations or life in general?

No. 940656

>>940242
FUCK I love her

No. 940659

File: 1634438872666.jpg (163.41 KB, 768x1024, 1385323475156.jpg)

Pls reply with your favorite women images

No. 940663

File: 1634439405899.jpg (191.19 KB, 1080x1080, moonchild_26184740_16737539387…)


No. 940664

File: 1634439734353.jpg (60.68 KB, 500x679, tumblr_nftqe5p2W41qailw8o4_500…)


No. 940669

File: 1634440162724.jpg (141.71 KB, 852x958, 1562158967347.jpg)


No. 940670

>>940669
kek I remember sending this pic to a friend once when we were texting and drinking and he was like "are you ok, anon? that's really not healthy and very sad."

No. 940687

File: 1634441980810.png (8.83 KB, 300x93, post-1004-0-1446153545-18684_t…)

>>940663
lol this is the model who dated her half brother right?

No. 940692

File: 1634442646645.png (2.1 MB, 1078x1487, Screenshot_20200325-201842.png)

>>940687
yes, kek. have another

No. 940695

File: 1634443161136.jpg (40.53 KB, 500x321, Tumblr_l_260621644608182.jpg)

Fight me

No. 940696

File: 1634443190712.jpg (96.42 KB, 800x569, Tumblr_l_184079552702068.jpg)


No. 940777

File: 1634450595879.jpeg (448.67 KB, 1170x1173, 7116CD62-1338-4A66-90B0-497B0F…)

>>940695
3rd times the charm babes I quite live up to the absolutely retarded part

No. 940788


No. 940790

File: 1634451694005.gif (6.98 MB, 640x360, A96957E2-F698-4DCE-BBCC-B51A38…)


No. 941005

File: 1634476931047.gif (418.8 KB, 220x393, happy-dancing.gif)

Nausea, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach, D I A R R H E A

No. 941101

File: 1634480820353.jpg (24.67 KB, 389x391, 20211017_091635.jpg)

when october comes around every year, I feel like gouging my eyes out by the amount of manchildren I see on social media celebrating halloween

the majority of our christian population isn't even catholic you fucking tards

No. 941111

File: 1634481673591.gif (490.17 KB, 320x240, 929.gif)

>>941101
why do you nonnettellas hate fun

No. 941159

>>941101
Learn to tell the difference between All Souls Day and the completely non-secular and commercialized holiday of Halloween.
It's like Easter and Christmas, you don't have to be religious it's just an excuse to buy themed candy and have parties.

No. 941217

File: 1634492363272.jpeg (40.33 KB, 519x414, B6084C44-44DB-4EDB-AD4C-BE9981…)

>>940242
patricia is indeed beautiful

No. 941221

>>941005
I fucking hate you and this fucking ad and the fucking jingle fuck you for bringing this cursed cacophony of capitalist propaganda to my SANCTUARY bitch

No. 941292

>>941221
HEY, PEPTO BISMOL!

No. 941321

Wtf I love genshin impact now

No. 941660

File: 1634523391615.jpg (58.46 KB, 800x800, 000402236.jpg)

mmm concha

No. 941686

File: 1634524992740.jpg (96.59 KB, 640x800, Tumblr_l_171178344457771.jpg)

What role will you play in the skeleton war?

No. 941689


No. 941690

File: 1634525103542.jpeg (212.07 KB, 480x400, 35D93C75-BA5A-4B66-9655-B61F35…)

>>941686
ptsd veteran

No. 941694

>>941689
Is that the noise he makes when he gargles cum?

No. 941699


No. 941728

File: 1634527440989.png (1.18 MB, 600x1000, laird.png)

>>941686
Bone Lord

No. 941732

File: 1634527978143.png (215.36 KB, 300x500, 15646486464.png)

>>941686
hand-to-hand crypt skeleton

No. 941744

File: 1634529295198.jpg (28.84 KB, 350x500, IM_REALLY_DEAD_OK.jpg)

>>941686
confused on what team I belong in

No. 941761

File: 1634531018849.jpeg (552.27 KB, 1074x1380, A0E0774B-5E7C-4DA1-AB47-DA162A…)

>>941686
battlefield doctor

No. 941768

File: 1634532010155.gif (117.36 KB, 300x273, F6D59FE2-46A3-4933-9E71-082E7B…)

>>941686
herald of the mighty skeleton army

No. 941778

i love every single boneposter lmfao

No. 941786

File: 1634535318916.jpeg (43.25 KB, 450x450, 26ED42D2-6F04-46A1-9152-F4251A…)

>>941686
Wise ass

No. 941792

File: 1634535881446.jpg (29.48 KB, 640x800, 7073cd0bccf652a251b380397c1811…)

>>941686
embaixadinha ambassador

No. 941793

>>941786
Love you u fucking boomer facebook meme kin

No. 941799

>>941686
oh we're BONE POSTING??????

No. 941801

File: 1634536867634.jpeg (341.25 KB, 678x1024, 056A7920-3EFB-4B35-B0BA-52AD5C…)

shitposter cyberwarfare specialist

No. 941802

File: 1634536914529.gif (2.39 MB, 498x451, ezgif-3-8f4f985cfe0a.gif)


No. 941803

File: 1634536971219.gif (2.43 MB, 450x450, tumblr_52bb304dfecc913cd77d013…)

my trusty steed is on its way

No. 941804

File: 1634537038298.gif (186.04 KB, 200x230, ddfd3a6e904a6e93067d6e10ca7a27…)

girl skellington

No. 941805

File: 1634537069664.gif (2.58 MB, 498x498, e9ef9fef429a57ff26a632b41cbb15…)

v a p o r w a v e s k e l l y

No. 941806

File: 1634537134121.gif (691.39 KB, 220x266, 96B5B5EF-15BB-40C6-8934-B59F21…)


No. 941808

File: 1634537233087.jpg (66.79 KB, 750x819, w83ronwddw741.jpg)

>>941803
fellow soldier of the skeleton cavalry, reporting

No. 941812

File: 1634537501150.png (268.64 KB, 450x544, 842E6EA7-8DB3-448B-9884-389717…)

Informative

No. 941850

File: 1634544288548.jpg (98.03 KB, 750x746, skltn.jpg)

>>941686
The Chad

No. 941856

>>941850
Sir put those GUNS away

No. 941858

File: 1634545309219.jpg (116.05 KB, 750x746, skltn.jpg)

>>941856
Alright, I have dis-armed myself heh heh

No. 941859


No. 941860

I mean he has no ass

No. 941861

>>941860
You're right that's kinda fucked up when you think about it

No. 941867

>>941728
Haha! This skeleton is rather a strange fellow! I guess this is the source of humour for you? That does indeed give me a ‘kek’! Haha!
Please come downstairs and say hello sometime. We miss you and I did NOT tell the family about your cartoon husband pillow. Again, this Mr Skeleton is rather funny. Haha!

-Doris xx(don't use emojis)

No. 941877

>>941867
grandma found the lolcow farm

No. 941878

>>941877
doo da, doo da, grandma found the lolcow farm, dooo da doo da day

No. 941900

>>941877
>>941878
>grandma found the lolcow farm
Ee I ee I o
And on that farm they had an autist
Ee I ee I o
With a
>cover your dogs butthole!
And a
>Komaeda has a perfect penis!
Here

No. 941921

File: 1634556266958.png (628.25 KB, 627x402, skeleton wagon.png)

>>941686
I'm your goddamned ride. Now get in. We're sixteen minutes behind schedule and there's no way I'm making up time anywhere on this route.

No. 941926

>>941850
I would

No. 941927

>>941921
>Flesh havers getting trampled

As it should be

No. 941993

File: 1634565869916.jpg (41.74 KB, 657x876, Tumblr_l_171004000235806.jpg)

The Great Emu War and the Skeleton War. Only one of these has actually happened. Yet.

No. 942482

The Oxford comma is logical. I can’t believe not using it is even a choice that was ever entertained.

No. 942492

File: 1634601950453.jpg (58.05 KB, 564x757, trueromance.jpg)

>>941686
draft dodger

No. 942494

>>941900
This made me cackle.

No. 942495

I am a grown ass woman

No. 942501

File: 1634603397937.png (265.34 KB, 424x553, mfw.png)


No. 942513

File: 1634605347312.jpeg (28.52 KB, 400x200, 291_Loner.jpeg)

i have so much schoolwork to do but i just started my period and im taking personality quizzes online instead of doing anything productive

No. 942514

File: 1634605546403.jpeg (996.05 KB, 1228x1742, 92BD9E1A-7A34-4B3E-84CD-001130…)

Look how happy it is that it thinks it’s about to eat a child. The glistening soulless eyes, the pupils widened in excitement. the tail wagging(stop)

No. 942516

>>942514
I saw this photo, and it was pretty scary and negligent for both the child and dog, but pls don't bring that shit over here anon

No. 942521

>>942514
I'm not gonna start a fight over pitbulls but allowing your dog to engulf your childs entire arm to prove your dog is harmless is a bad idea

No. 942528

>>942521
>to prove your dog is harmless is a bad idea
That's not what happened here, the caption for the tweet this pic came from said the dog stole the kid's grape

No. 942530

>>942514
God I don't even want kids but this gives me an instant second hand anxiety. Someone call cps asap and get the poor kid awau from them.

No. 942532

>>942528
Oh I'm retarded I was going off anon's comment. But I have seen rednecks that post pictures to facebook of their baby with their big dog and talk about how harmless it is. I can't blame the dog when it's owner is a dumbass.

No. 942545

File: 1634609237884.png (1.5 MB, 750x735, 7988860d7ac81acf75ed82235e9318…)

sometimes it do be like that.

No. 942557

File: 1634610282567.png (65.58 KB, 196x137, Capture (2).PNG)

Oh hell-fuckin-yea gals, just finished my neocities site and goddamn do I hate css and html

No. 942562

>>942557
Congrats nona, I am starting mine this week and am feeling intimidated

No. 942568

>>942562
Oh how fun! What's your site going to be? A blog, online gallery, dedicated shrine? If you're getting into css and html for the first time (like me) I suggest using these:
https://www.w3schools.com/css/default.asp
https://www.w3schools.com/html/default.asp
You can also google random stuff to get an idea for how to make certain things like image spoilers, text dropdowns, etc.
For a suggestion. Use your index page as the "door" to your main sites. For example; yoursite.neocities.org(Should have a button or large text that's a link to the homepage) ➝ yoursite.neocities.org/home.html (Has links to all the other sites, functions as a site directory and change-log) ➝ all other pages on the site.

No. 942571

>>942545
Should've included bimbo instead of pee twice. I've gotten so sick of that gross word and bimbofication.

No. 942577

>>942568
Thank you for the links and tips anon!! Gonna be a mix of all three for sure! It's gonna be centered around art dolls and fashion. I want to make a bunch of my own pixel art assets too, I'm so excited!

No. 942580

>>942577
Your welcome and good luck! Mine is more of a blog and art gallery though I'm planning to make a dedicated shrine page for my husbando on there sometime soon, it'll have a custom background and I'm going to try and edit and position images as if they were pins and plushies on an ITA-bag. I just need to start working on my collection of images, I don't plan on using fan-art only offical art from promotions, manga and novels, etc.

No. 942581

>>942580
>I'm going to try and edit and position images as if they were pins and plushies on an ITA-bag

That's such a cute and clever idea

No. 942584

>>942581
Thank you Anon! I've always wanted to make an ITA-bag but the merchandise for the fandom I'm in is balls-to-the-walls expensive and I'm not in the most financial of situations, so this will have to do!

No. 942586

>>942584
That just warms the heck out of my heart

No. 942626

>>942516
contrary to what some believe, pit bulls(and dogs in general) aren't like, raring to maim and kill all the time, only held back because they're trained not to. you act as if it's their inherent nature to attack and kill humans which is just not true. you have to train them TO do that. it's not as if it gets an arm in its mouth once and suddenly turns feral.

No. 942628

>>942626
>guise akschually you have to train pitbulls to for them to be aggressive
this has to be bait

No. 942630

>>942626
…I literally never said any of that at all, so I'm not sure why you keep saying "you".

No. 942631

Holy shit I'm just starting a neocities site too! Also a blog and art gallery but the shrine will be dedicated to my oc lol. I'm nervous and excited to start!

No. 942632

>>942631
Yaaay, I'm glad so many people are starting one! I hope we stumble across each other surfin' the webs nonas.
>>942626
>>942628
Can we please not do this, not here in the shitpost thread at least

No. 942636

>>942626
crazy how so many people are training their dogs to maul toddlers and elderly people to death these days.(stop)

No. 942638

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>>942636
Hey anon, check this guy out

No. 942640

>>942638
god I wish that were me

No. 942643

>>942640
Imagine being even half as cool as that.

No. 942675

>>942632
Are you gonna blog on neocities too? I've been toying with the idea of running a blog forever, but I was thinking of wordpress.
Unrelated, but I kinda want to resurrect the website thread with links to specialized blogs/websites that are still running and passion projects rather than marketing ones

No. 942747

>>942675
Yes please anon

No. 942784

Fanfic: The Mussings Of Ned Flanders Slash, Simpsons | FanFiction.net

IT HAS turned out fortunate for me to-day that destiny appointed Braunau-on-the-Inn to be my birthplace. For that little town is situated just on the frontier between those two States the reunion of which seems, at least to us of the younger generation, a task to which we should devote our lives and in the pursuit of which every possible means should be employed. German-Austria must be restored to the great German Motherland. And not indeed on any grounds of economic calculation whatsoever. No, no. Even if the union were a matter of economic indifference, and even if it were to be disadvantageous from the economic standpoint, still it ought to take place. People of the same blood should be in the same REICH. The German people will have no right to engage in a colonial policy until they shall have brought all their children together in the one State. When the territory of the REICH embraces all the Germans and finds itself unable to assure them a livelihood, only then can the moral right arise, from the need of the people to acquire foreign territory. The plough is then the sword; and the tears of war will produce the daily bread for the generations to come. And so this little frontier town appeared to me as the symbol of a great task. But in another regard also it points to a lesson that is applicable to our day. Over a hundred years ago this sequestered spot was the scene of a tragic calamity which affected the whole German nation and will be remembered for ever, at least in the annals of German history. At the time of our Fatherland's deepest humiliation a bookseller, Johannes Palm, uncompromising nationalist and enemy of the French, was put to death here because he had the misfortune to have loved Germany well. He obstinately refused to disclose the names of his associates, or rather the principals who were chiefly responsible for the affair. Just as it happened with Leo Schlageter. The former, like the latter, was denounced to the French by a Government agent. It was a director of police from Augsburg who won an ignoble renown on that occasion and set the example which was to be copied at a later date by the neo-German officials of the REICH under Herr Severing's regime (Note 1). In this little town on the Inn, haloed by the memory of a German martyr, a town that was Bavarian by blood but under the rule of the Austrian State, my parents were

domiciled towards the end of the last century. My father was a civil servant who fulfilled his duties very conscientiously. My mother looked after the household and lovingly devoted herself to the care of her children. From that period I have not retained very much in my memory; because after a few years my father had to leave that frontier town which I had come to love so much and take up a new post farther down the Inn valley, at Passau, therefore actually in Germany itself. In those days it was the usual lot of an Austrian civil servant to be transferred periodically from one post to another. Not long after coming to Passau my father was transferred to Linz, and while there he retired finally to live on his pension. But this did not mean that the old gentleman would now rest from his labours. He was the son of a poor cottager, and while still a boy he grew restless and left home. When he was barely thirteen years old he buckled on his satchel and set forth from his native woodland parish. Despite the dissuasion of villagers who could speak from 'experience,' he went to Vienna to learn a trade there. This was in the fiftieth year of the last century. It was a sore trial, that of deciding to leave home and face the unknown, with three gulden in his pocket. By when the boy of thirteen was a lad of seventeen and had passed his apprenticeship examination as a craftsman he was not content. Quite the contrary. The persistent economic depression of that period and the constant want and misery strengthened his resolution to give up working at a trade and strive for 'something higher.' As a boy it had seemed to him that the position of the parish priest in his native village was the highest in the scale of human attainment; but now that the big city had enlarged his outlook the young man looked up to the dignity of a State official as the highest of all. With the tenacity of one whom misery and trouble had already made old when only half-way through his youth the young man of seventeen obstinately set out on his new project and stuck to it until he won through. He became a civil servant. He was about twenty-three years old, I think, when he succeeded in making himself what he had resolved to become. Thus he was able to fulfil the promise he had made as a poor boy not to return to his native village until he was 'somebody.' He had gained his end. But in the village there was nobody who had remembered him as a little boy, and the village itself had become strange to him. Now at last, when he was fifty-six years old, he gave up his active career; but he could not bear to be idle for a single day. On the outskirts of the small market town of Lambach in Upper Austria he bought a farm and tilled it himself. Thus, at the end of a long and hard-working career, he came back to the life which his father had led. It was at this period that I first began to have ideals of my own. I spent a good deal of time scampering about in the open, on the long road from school, and mixing up with some of the roughest of the boys, which caused my mother many anxious moments. All this tended to make me something quite the reverse of a stay-at-home. I gave scarcely

any serious thought to the question of choosing a vocation in life; but I was certainly quite out of sympathy with the kind of career which my father had followed. I think that an inborn talent for speaking now began to develop and take shape during the more or less strenuous arguments which I used to have with my comrades. I had become a juvenile ringleader who learned well and easily at school but was rather difficult to manage. In my freetime I practised singing in the choir of the monastery church at Lambach, and thus it happened that I was placed in a very favourable position to be emotionally impressed again and again by the magnificent splendour of ecclesiastical ceremonial. What could be more natural for me than to look upon the Abbot as representing the highest human ideal worth striving for, just as the position of the humble village priest had appeared to my father in his own boyhood days? At least, that was my idea for a while. But the juvenile disputes I had with my father did not lead him to appreciate his son's oratorical gifts in such a way as to see in them a favourable promise for such a career, and so he naturally could not understand the boyish ideas I had in my head at that time. This contradiction in my character made him feel somewhat anxious. As a matter of fact, that transitory yearning after such a vocation soon gave way to hopes that were better suited to my temperament. Browsing through my father's books, I chanced to come across some publications that dealt with military subjects. One of these publications was a popular history of the Franco-German War of 1870-71. It consisted of two volumes of an illustrated periodical dating from those years. These became my favourite reading. In a little while that great and heroic conflict began to take first place in my mind. And from that time onwards I became more and more enthusiastic about everything that was in any way connected with war or military affairs. But this story of the Franco-German War had a special significance for me on other grounds also. For the first time, and as yet only in quite a vague way, the question began to present itself: Is there a difference–and if there be, what is it–between the Germans who fought that war and the other Germans? Why did not Austria also take part in it? Why did not my father and all the others fight in that struggle? Are we not the same as the other Germans? Do we not all belong together? That was the first time that this problem began to agitate my small brain. And from the replies that were given to the questions which I asked very tentatively, I was forced to accept the fact, though with a secret envy, that not all Germans had the good luck to belong to Bismarck's Empire. This was something that I could not understand. It was decided that I should study. Considering my character as a whole, and especially my temperament, my father decided that the classical subjects studied at the Lyceum were not suited to my natural talents. He thought that the REALSCHULE (Note 2) would suit me better. My obvious talent for drawing confirmed him in that view; for in his opinion drawing was a subject too much neglected in the Austrian GYMNASIUM. Probably also the memory of the hard road which he himself had travelled contributed to make him look upon classical studies as unpractical and accordingly to set little value on them. At the back of his mind he had the idea that his son also should become an official of the Government. Indeed he had decided on that career for me. The difficulties through which he had to struggle in making his own career led him to overestimate what he had achieved, because this was exclusively the result of his own indefatigable industry and energy. The characteristic pride of the self-made man urged him towards the idea that his son should follow the same calling and if possible rise to a higher position in it. Moreover, this idea was strengthened by the consideration that the results of his own life's industry had placed him in a position to facilitate his son's advancement in the same career. He was simply incapable of imagining that I might reject what had meant everything in life to him. My father's decision was simple, definite, clear and, in his eyes, it was something to be taken for granted. A man of such a nature who had become an autocrat by reason of his own hard struggle for existence, could not think of allowing 'inexperienced' and irresponsible young fellows to choose their own careers. To act in such a way, where the future of his own son was concerned, would have been a grave and reprehensible weakness in the exercise of parental authority and responsibility, something utterly incompatible with his characteristic sense of duty. And yet it had to be otherwise. For the first time in my life–I was then eleven years old–I felt myself forced into open opposition. No matter how hard and determined my father might be about putting his own plans and opinions into action, his son was no less obstinate in refusing to accept ideas on which he set little or no value. I would not become a civil servant. No amount of persuasion and no amount of 'grave' warnings could break down that opposition. I would not become a State official, not on any account. All the attempts which my father made to arouse in me a love or liking for that profession, by picturing his own career for me, had only the opposite effect. It nauseated me to think that one day I might be fettered to an office stool, that I could not dispose of my own time but would be forced to spend the whole of my life filling out forms. One can imagine what kind of thoughts such a prospect awakened in the mind of a young fellow who was by no means what is called a 'good boy' in the current sense of that term. The ridiculously easy school tasks which we were given made it possible for me to spend far more time in the open air than at home. To-day, when my political opponents pry into my life with diligent scrutiny, as far back as the days of my

boyhood, so as finally to be able to prove what disreputable tricks this Hitler was accustomed to in his young days, I thank heaven that I can look back to those happy days and find the memory of them helpful. The fields and the woods were then the terrain on which all disputes were fought out. Even attendance at the REALSCHULE could not alter my way of spending my time. But I had now another battle to fight. So long as the paternal plan to make a State functionary contradicted my own inclinations only in the abstract, the conflict was easy to bear. I could be discreet about expressing my personal views and thus avoid constantly recurrent disputes. My own resolution not to become a Government official was sufficient for the time being to put my mind completely at rest. I held on to that resolution inexorably. But the situation became more difficult once I had a positive plan of my own which I might present to my father as a counter-suggestion. This happened when I was twelve years old. How it came about I cannot exactly say now; but one day it became clear to me that I would be a painter–I mean an artist. That I had an aptitude for drawing was an admitted fact. It was even one of the reasons why my father had sent me to the REALSCHULE; but he had never thought of having that talent developed in such a way that I could take up painting as a professional career. Quite the contrary. When, as a result of my renewed refusal to adopt his favourite plan, my father asked me for the first time what I myself really wished to be, the resolution that I had already formed expressed itself almost automatically. For a while my father was speechless. "A painter? An artist-painter?" he exclaimed. He wondered whether I was in a sound state of mind. He thought that he might not have caught my words rightly, or that he had misunderstood what I meant. But when I had explained my ideas to him and he saw how seriously I took them, he opposed them with that full determination which was characteristic of him. His decision was exceedingly simple and could not be deflected from its course by any consideration of what my own natural qualifications really were. "Artist! Not as long as I live, never." As the son had inherited some of the father's obstinacy, besides having other qualities of his own, my reply was equally energetic. But it stated something quite the contrary. At that our struggle became stalemate. The father would not abandon his 'Never', and I became all the more consolidated in my 'Nevertheless'. Naturally the resulting situation was not pleasant. The old gentleman was bitterly annoyed; and indeed so was I, although I really loved him. My father forbade me to entertain any hopes of taking up the art of painting as a profession. I went a step further and declared that I would not study anything else. With such declarations the situation

became still more strained, so that the old gentleman irrevocably decided to assert his parental authority at all costs. That led me to adopt an attitude of circumspect silence, but I put my threat into execution. I thought that, once it became clear to my father that I was making no progress at the REALSCHULE, for weal or for woe, he would be forced to allow me to follow the happy career I had dreamed of. I do not know whether I calculated rightly or not. Certainly my failure to make progress became quite visible in the school. I studied just the subjects that appealed to me, especially those which I thought might be of advantage to me later on as a painter. What did not appear to have any importance from this point of view, or what did not otherwise appeal to me favourably, I completely sabotaged. My school reports of that time were always in the extremes of good or bad, according to the subject and the interest it had for me. In one column my qualification read 'very good' or 'excellent'. In another it read 'average' or even 'below average'. By far my best subjects were geography and, even more so, general history. These were my two favourite subjects, and I led the class in them. When I look back over so many years and try to judge the results of that experience I find two very significant facts standing out clearly before my mind. First, I became a nationalist. Second, I learned to understand and grasp the true meaning of history. The old Austria was a multi-national State. In those days at least the citizens of the German Empire, taken through and through, could not understand what that fact meant in the everyday life of the individuals within such a State. After the magnificent triumphant march of the victorious armies in the Franco-German War the Germans in the REICH became steadily more and more estranged from the Germans beyond their frontiers, partly because they did not deign to appreciate those other Germans at their true value or simply because they were incapable of doing so. The Germans of the REICH did not realize that if the Germans in Austria had not been of the best racial stock they could never have given the stamp of their own character to an Empire of 52 millions, so definitely that in Germany itself the idea arose–though quite an erroneous one–that Austria was a German State. That was an error which led to dire consequences; but all the same it was a magnificent testimony to the character of the ten million Germans in that East Mark. (Note 3) Only very few of the Germans in the REICH itself had an idea of the bitter struggle which those Eastern Germans had to carry on daily for the preservation of their German language, their German schools and their German character. Only to-day, when a tragic fate has torn several millions of our kinsfolk away from the REICH and has forced them to live under the rule of the stranger, dreaming of that common fatherland towards which all their yearnings are

directed and struggling to uphold at least the sacred right of using their mother tongue- -only now have the wider circles of the German population come to realize what it means to have to fight for the traditions of one's race. And so at last perhaps there are people here and there who can assess the greatness of that German spirit which animated the old East Mark and enabled those people, left entirely dependent on their own resources, to defend the Empire against the Orient for several centuries and subsequently to hold fast the frontiers of the German language through a guerilla warfare of attrition, at a time when the German Empire was sedulously cultivating an interest for colonies but not for its own flesh and blood before the threshold of its own door. What has happened always and everywhere, in every kind of struggle, happened also in the language fight which was carried on in the old Austria. There were three groups– the fighters, the hedgers and the traitors. Even in the schools this sifting already began to take place. And it is worth noting that the struggle for the language was waged perhaps in its bitterest form around the school; because this was the nursery where the seeds had to be watered which were to spring up and form the future generation. The tactical objective of the fight was the winning over of the child, and it was to the child that the first rallying cry was addressed: "German youth, do not forget that you are a German," and "Remember, little girl, that one day you must be a German mother." Those who know something of the juvenile spirit can understand how youth will always lend a glad ear to such a rallying cry. Under many forms the young people led the struggle, fighting in their own way and with their own weapons. They refused to sing non-German songs. The greater the efforts made to win them away from their German allegiance, the more they exalted the glory of their German heroes. They stinted themselves in buying things to eat, so that they might spare their pennies to help the war chest of their elders. They were incredibly alert in the significance of what the non-German teachers said and they contradicted in unison. They wore the forbidden emblems of their own kinsfolk and were happy when penalised for doing so, or even physically punished. In miniature they were mirrors of loyalty from which the older people might learn a lesson. And thus it was that at a comparatively early age I took part in the struggle which the nationalities were waging against one another in the old Austria. When meetings were held for the South Mark German League and the School League we wore cornflowers and black-red-gold colours to express our loyalty. We greeted one another with HEIL! and instead of the Austrian anthem we sang our own DEUTSCHLAND ÜBER ALLES, despite warnings and penalties. Thus the youth were educated politically at a time when the citizens of a so-called national State for the most part knew little of their own nationality except the language. Of course, I did not belong to the hedgers. Within a

little while I had become an ardent 'German National', which has a different meaning from the party significance attached to that phrase to-day. I developed very rapidly in the nationalist direction, and by the time I was 15 years old I had come to understand the distinction between dynastic patriotism and nationalism based on the concept of folk, or people, my inclination being entirely in favour of the latter. Such a preference may not perhaps be clearly intelligible to those who have never taken the trouble to study the internal conditions that prevailed under the Habsburg Monarchy. Among historical studies universal history was the subject almost exclusively taught in the Austrian schools, for of specific Austrian history there was only very little. The fate of this State was closely bound up with the existence and development of Germany as a whole; so a division of history into German history and Austrian history would be practically inconceivable. And indeed it was only when the German people came to be divided between two States that this division of German history began to take place. The insignia (Note 4) of a former imperial sovereignty which were still preserved in Vienna appeared to act as magical relics rather than as the visible guarantee of an everlasting bond of union. When the Habsburg State crumbled to pieces in 1918 the Austrian Germans instinctively raised an outcry for union with their German fatherland. That was the voice of a unanimous yearning in the hearts of the whole people for a return to the unforgotten home of their fathers. But such a general yearning could not be explained except by attributing the cause of it to the historical training through which the individual Austrian Germans had passed. Therein lay a spring that never dried up. Especially in times of distraction and forgetfulness its quiet voice was a reminder of the past, bidding the people to look out beyond the mere welfare of the moment to a new future. The teaching of universal history in what are called the middle schools is still very unsatisfactory. Few teachers realize that the purpose of teaching history is not the memorizing of some dates and facts, that the student is not interested in knowing the exact date of a battle or the birthday of some marshal or other, and not at all–or at least only very insignificantly–interested in knowing when the crown of his fathers was placed on the brow of some monarch. These are certainly not looked upon as important matters.

No. 942814

>>942495
No u are my ickkle babby.

No. 942816

>>942784
0/10, not enough Flanders porn

No. 942876

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>>942626
Just STFU i don't wanna hear any more about pitbulls, the scrotes of the dog world

This is now bird thread

No. 942884

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>>942876
>scrotes of the dog world

No. 942943

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No. 942946

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LOL (Lots Of Lint)

No. 942949

>>942946
Sonic after a wash

No. 942955

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Rate my nest

No. 942959

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>>942949
Sonic don't wash

>>930984

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No. 942971

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No. 942996

>>942955
10/10. stupendous attempt

No. 943031

ᴬ ᵈᵘᵐᵖ ˢᵒ ⁿᶦᶜᵉ ᴵ ˢʰᶦᵗᵗᵉᵈ ᵗʷᶦᶜᵉ

No. 943304

>>942784
Holy fuck that’s a lot of autism

No. 943522

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No. 943561

I planned to start a neocities too, now I have more motivation. Thanks anonymouses and good luck with yours. Not sure what to put there yet, to start with I want to figure out the overall look and navigation.

No. 943597

>>943522
I;'m both impressed and disgusted

No. 943612

>>943522
I wonder what smoking a clif bar would do to your lungs

No. 943613

the clams are the worst part of clam chowder, when i eat it i feel like im only barely tolerating all the chewy rubbery hunks in an otherwise good soup. it feels like the invention of someone who had a surplus of clams to get rid of