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No. 908623
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>>>/ot/892366>>906872 Mulaney cheated on his wife with Olivia Munn, who's pregnant with their kid
>>906698 Billie Eilish's stylist needs to be fired
>>905938 Chloe drops a music video for Have Mercy
>>905360 Ariana Grande has pumped her face with one too many fillers (yet again)
>>905200 Themi Lovato encourages her fans to be sluts and make porn
>>905061 Azaelia Banks threatens(?) Slavoj Zizek in an Insta post
>>904798 Lardy del Rey releases a new song to fall asleep to
>>904784 JLaw is preggo
>>902100 Sarah Harding from Girls Aloud died from breast cancer. Rest in Peace.
>>900610 Mark Ronson marries Meryl Streep's daughter
>>900564 Kanye West works on a homeware line
>>893528 Azealia Banks has a trashy photoshoot
>>893451 Kanye and Kim recreated their wedding to close the last listening party for Donda
>>892631 The baby on Nirvana's famous album cover is suing Nirvana over child sexual exploitation
No. 908638
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No one asked for this, Marge
No. 908646
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>>908638It is great that she is staying fit, but her faaaace. It looks scary, almost like a latex face mask. Plastic surgery/fillers can be pretty good in 2021, I wonder why she (as a rich person) looks so botched? She should be able to afford the best surgeons, no? I think she and Demi had the same procedure done, but to be fair Demi looks better in more recent pictures, I think she got rid of some fillers. Madonna on the other hand…
No. 908657
>>908638it's sad that she tries so hard to pretend she's 20, doesn't she realise that most people make fun of her? and i'm not saying that because i want to gatekeep "being sexy", but because i think it's truly sad that an old lady still wants to be seen as a sex symbol living up to the standards of scrotes who think women are in their peak when they're 18. i don't wish that kind of mindset on any woman, they deserve to feel comfortable about aging. she should try to cater more to women and gay men who take up the bigger part of her fanbase, cus i can't see anyone but porn sick scrotes with a granny fetish liking this. also
>the awards winning pop star also added a few water drop emojis to her saturday night uploads.kek. peak journalism
No. 908771
>>908589i'm the original anon and this pic shows what i meant. neither hadid is runway size. when they do get to "skinny" it's hollywood skinny and takes so much work&is so unnatural they only ever stay like that for like a week.
there are different kinds of models and these two are not and never were runway or high fashion material. they're hot nudie mag lookin' girls but i feel like i'm taking crazy pills when people act like they're actual fashion types
No. 908776
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This was posted on the last thread but I have to post it again to serve as a reminder:
This is how crazy you look whenever you sperg, anachans.
No. 908963
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>>908848I'm the op, and I was being a little imprecise when I said pedo-shit. What I meant was more teen larping, which she almost completely stopped doing for a couple of albums and then seemed to pick up again sometime during the chemtrails period. The way that she's dressed in her newest music video seems noticeably younger to me than picrel, which is from the nfr cycle. The weird part of the video where she writhes around on the ground to a trap beat is also pretty immature.
I don't think her current style is very flattering, and it reads a little young to me in a distracting way. I like lana generally, and just want her to keep making increasingly sophisticated and mature music, and not stuff like white dress where she reminisces on being barely legal.
No. 909076
>>909035Go for it
Nonnie, i literally cut my hair that length bc of that exact picture and I love it
No. 909379
>>908776this makes me laugh every time i click it
>those arms!>those thighs!>that belly pooch!>THE FAT ROLLS NEAR HER ARMPIT!can you imagine how fucking scary a woman would need to look in order for this person to think they aren't "doughy" lmao
No. 909389
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what the fuck is she wearing…..
tonight at the vmas. you can just tell her weight gain has zapped all confidence outta her…..she looks so uncomfortable but she refuses to lose the weight to be able to wear cute clothes & wtf is wrong with her stylist
No. 909393
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olivia looked stunning …..billie’s image change is extremely baffling does her team not know what marketing is? its so embarrassingly bad….who are they even trying to appeal to? even her stans are dragging that look real hard
No. 909397
>>909389Watch how this will get spun in a fake deep way later. "They complained when I showed my body. They complained even more when I covered up".
It's so obvious.
No. 909422
>>909421I'm watching it here
ustvgo.tv/mtv
No. 909435
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Ed Sheeran looks a lot different than what I remember. His eyes are still fucked, but did he lose weight or something?
No. 909451
Oh Jesus, I did not expect him to get in his underwear
>>909441He's an actor, he's been in a couple of popular shows and movie (Like Pose and AHS).
No. 909464
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Ngl, I'm really excited for Normani's performance! I would like to see her do the Wild Side choreography
No. 909524
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>>909521It reminds me of Strega, I kinda like it. Better than the aunt-is-having-a-midlife-crisis tits out outfit
No. 909589
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Disappointed in the animation in Billie’s Disney special, I’m only listening to Ringo Starr from now on.
No. 909592
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This three second scene at the end was undeniably the highlight of the whole mess
No. 909598
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>>909592I liked the lighting in some scenes, but the choreography was mostly her shifting positions or jumping. Watch it for the children’s choir and the fleeting moments where they properly light the 3D model.
No. 909610
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>>909602I hope she can stop looking like she just smelled dog shit most of the time.
No. 909620
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It was a warning
No. 909636
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Doja Cat presenting as the psychedelic michelin man at the VMAs
No. 909672
>>909521The outfit is cute but the problem with those tent dresses is that they don’t look good on women with big boobs. Makes you look like you’re trying to hide a pregnancy.
The weeb inside me really likes the loose socks and platforms.
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It looks like a prosthetic…
No. 909681
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megan and mgk
No. 909685
>>909678It amazes me how much celebrities will spend on a certain body part, only to neglect another. If you're going to try to larp as a 20 year old Instathot, at least tone up your old lady joints. Her legs look they belong to a 63 year old woman…oh wait…
I feel so bad for her that she's that insecure about aging.
>>909681Megan looks horrible. That outfit is so trashy. I'm glad she's embracing the thickness, but how can she be comfortable in this?
No. 909700
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>>909678she looked like famous troon Kylie Sonique Love
No. 909732
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I was looking through vintage Madonna pics and found the look I think billy needs to go for. Suit jacket shows top of tacky bra or corset and hides the midsection.
No. 909750
>>909389>>909521holly conrad vibes
>>909589why does she even have a disney special, her songs aren't really family-friendly
No. 909754
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>>909681I don't know if this is deliberate Rose McGowan and Marilyn Manson cosplay but it's fucked up either way
No. 909764
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Kim gimp outfit
No. 909782
>>909750It’s Disney plus. They own Marvel, Fox, and whatnot. Disney isn’t concerned with a PG appearance anymore; as long as it isn’t
“politically incorrect,” they stream it. (You can curse, but watch those slurs)
No. 909785
>>909683Agreed, it makes it feel pretty genuine. He's the age where she was biggest fantasy for boys when he was a teenager. So he gets the it girl, she gets a younger/hotter/hopefully not
abusive upgrade from her POS ex.
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>>909521She looks like Kim. honestly, she should copy her hair color at this point. Would be way cuter and probably bring newer fans.
No. 909813
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>>909796>he's as stupid as he is hot.Never admit to finding a moid hot here nonneet
>>909406I thought it was cute, kinda cringe how it looks like her bra is showing.
No. 909817
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>>909796Imagining liking a emaciated prematurely-graying MAN. Learn to love yourself.
No. 909838
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>>909685>I'm glad she's embracing the thicknessAre we really doing this anachan bullshit again? Her body is insane.
No. 909861
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>>909842It definitely is beginning to look like that weird plastic face.
No. 909867
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>>909861god she used to be so cute. she doesn't even look like the same person anymore. body dysmorphia?
No. 909871
>>909861>>909867Why does her nose look BIGGER?!
Not gunna lie, her body is gorgeous,but that outfit is trash. As for her face, it could be worse.
No. 909875
>>909867Sadly, Hollywood is filled with body dysmorphia. Nobody is perfect enough when you're in Hollywood
>>909871Her face is taking on that plastic look though, it just gets worse from here too. It's sad, she had a perfect face. I don't know why people do that, aging naturally looks better than those scary plastic caricature-like faces
No. 909880
>>909867Wow, she was adorable, I had no idea she used to look like that.
Can horrific plastic surgery be reversed?
No. 909911
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>>909681>>909862I think they are a hot couple because they are attractive (well, Megan more than MGK), constantly are all over each other and often wear matching, risky outfits, so seeing their appearances is always an event. Their whole relationship seems very perfomative which is so 2000s. I am here for it. However, I think Travis & Kourtney are the even more interesting couple because them being together is so odd and they publicly make out even more. And Travis really is into Kourtney, I love that for her.
On the daddy topic: I wish she wouldn’t embarrass herself like this, why can’t she just be his "queen" like she says? She also introduced him and Travis Barker as her and Kourtney’s future baby daddys before their performance, kek.
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>>909681Not that Hollywood wasn't rife with exploitation and degeneracy before the modern era, but boy do I wish celebs still dressed like picrel rather than just wearing their Pornhub casting couch costumes. Then again, the entire definition of a celebrity has shifted. Neither of these people have ever had talent and Kim K, also skilled at nothing, pretty much solidified the blowup doll persona.
No. 909947
>>909945shutupshutupshutup
just ignore the fucking anachan bait
No. 909959
>>909911They're definitely a couple that makes you go WHAT when you hear they're dating but idk I also don't hate it and I kinda hope it works out for them.
Megan however could do a lot better. Apparently she has a general distrust and dislike of men but then she's head over heels for someone like MGK? To me he has the mentality of a cringy teenager. He's more a boy than a man.
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>>909862>daddyThe fillers are making her braindead. Someone hold her down and somebody else come in squeeze it all out of her face. STAT!
No. 910006
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>>909862How she calling him daddy when he's younger than her? Girl, cringe. Dom/sub culture is cringe.
No. 910017
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>>910013wtf are you even saying
No. 910030
>>909959Funny you called him a boy, because she did in anons vid
>>909862The reporter asks “isn’t he so talented?” And Megan says “he’s the most talented boy in the world.” That’s odd to me.
No. 910041
>>910035There's no point trying to shock people when the internet desensitized everyone.
Anything they do will seem dated and/or cringe.
No. 910055
>>910043>>910044It can't work, the tabloids will show them whoring around and the whole façade will fall apart lmao
It would be funny seeing the party animals and junkies trying to be trad though.
No. 910105
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>>909861everyone's talking about her botched face, but can i just say how tired i am of this thick, perfectly shaped brow-trend? everyone's making fun of the thin brows of the 90-00's now, but imo it looked good on many people. drew barrymore did that look really well. i really hate brow trends in general, brows have a huge impact on your face and it's retarded to just do what's in fashion instead of trying to figure out what works for YOU. and for megan fox, i don't think these brows suit her very well. they look too harsh and boxy. i don't think she neccessarily needs to go super thin, just a little more soft and natural would suit her.
but i think that's an unpopular opinion. i saw people shitting on this picture of rachel weisz in the mummy because of her brows but i think it looks fucking amazing.
No. 910122
>>910105Those brows were fitting, the setting of that film was the 1920s.
But yeah, I'm sick of the thick brow trend too… everyone ends up looking like a caricature.
(This post was endorsed by the thin brow gang)
No. 910139
>>910113Kek at all her fans in the comments acting like she the best job ever. She could barely keep time.
Fuck it just gets worse and worse how embarrassing
No. 910205
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>>910105her brows have nothing to do with her attractiveness
No. 910211
>>910205God she's gorgeous
I like the thicker brows on her but they're not over the top. I think thicker brows always make the face sharper though
No. 910221
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apparently chloe’s tampon string was visible last night
No. 910259
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These two got in an "altercation" last night apparently bc McAsshole wanted to take a pic with Fox but MGK wouldn't let him ? Idk his team is saying that's not true but in one if the video he throws a drink at them.
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>>910259Here's a better pic
No. 910274
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>>910230i think it should be obvious after thousands of years at this point that women put down legit attractive things on other women because they don't want them looking a certain way. not even saying this in an "i defend onlyfans whores and egirls" or "women can't have differing opinions" type of way or something. it's just obvious that women in general want other women to uniformly follow certain trends even if said trends don't suit everyone or aren't even attractive at all. imo A LOT of women look better with thinner brows. they can just pull them off, simple as. not everyone can though. but for some reason EVERYONE has to have thick brows now…
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>>910274ayrt and yeah, you're absolutely right. fortunately i hope more natural brows will become trendy soon, this thick brow trend has reached it extreme like picrel, at this point it can only go back (i hope). when it happens though, people will probably look back at this and cringe, but also be convinced that whatever new trend will be the only right way. no one ever learns.
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>>910312I used to have super bushy brows that I plucked into oblivion, but honestly thin brows just suit me better. My brows right now are a bit like pic related but people still think it's too thin.
No. 910348
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>>910341She still acts, but she hasn't really been in anything noteworthy in forever. Picrel came out this year.
No. 910350
>>910333Megan Fox truly believes she's not like other women. She's the kinda chick who intentionally sets herself apart from other women because she sees them as competition, then complains when they don't want to be around her and "all women hate me I get along better with boys hehe" . A similar thing she's said is that she feels like feminists want "nothing to do with" her. Rubbed me the wrong way and didn't make me feel bad for her, she dug her hole. Obviously said it because of her perceived hotness, I can see right through women like her and they're so
toxic. Yes Megan, you're the ONLY hot brunette with blue eyes to ever exist so in turn feminism is not for you. Stfu
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>>910360>>910358she was so hot back then. even in my 13 year old "hate everyone prettier than you" (so everyone, lol) mindset i could never hate her
No. 910426
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>>910370It reminds me of the “Escher girls” blog where they point out ridiculous comic book art where a superhero will have her boobs and butt both somehow facing towards the camera while also turning sideways
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>>910426I loved that tumblr.
No. 910481
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Madison Beer is the upgraded Megan Fox
No. 910495
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>>910481Do you think she had her face worked on? Something about her face seems like it has, but not overtly so. Plus I don’t think she should be taken seriously at all, her music is bland as hell and really is a Megan Fox clone
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>>910495she's been sighted at a plastic surgery clinic like a dozen times. she was even hiding behind bushes from the paps. the work to her lips is more than obvious, didn't she admit to it at one point?
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>>910499I remember seeing those pictures awhile ago, didn’t Kylie go there as well around 2017?
No. 910521
>>910504Is it not obvious that her nose is worked on
Also she's one of those singers who doesn't move her face so I assume she has a lot of surgery
No. 910540
>>909867>>910363>>909681>>909838>>909861She's could be used in OP's template.
>>908623>>910495She's one of those girls that looks good with their natural, small lips. Why do they always do this..
No. 910554
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It’s gonna be posted eventually
No. 910571
>>910554I think her makeup actually looks quite nice on her but the hair is terrible and the dress is a very unflattering color. I can't tell if it's her dress, her posture, or a combination of the two that's making her looks extremely squat, hunchbacked, and larger than she is.
If the dress was strapless and a jewel tone and she had darker hair she'd look good - who is styling her like this?
No. 910573
>>910564>>910557Rose McGowan
Ashley Judd
Mira Sorvino
Victoria Justice was blacklisted because she wouldn't fuck Dan Schneider
I could go on
No. 910577
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>>910554>>910555I didn't realize the Met Gala was happening today. She beautiful aside from the hair. The dress isn't really her "brand", but it's not bad. I do feel like it makes her look a little older though.
For some reason Emma Chamberlain is there. The theme for this year is "American indenpedence" and "In America: A Lexicon of Fashion", but no one in any of the pictures I've seen so far matches that theme (except for a marching band, and that's only because they wore red, white and blue). Apparently the red carpet will be in two parts so hopefully someone will eventually have an interesting look.
No. 910584
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>>910580She's a youtuber. They've been inviting youtubers since last year (or 2019?) with James Charles and Liza Koshy
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>>910574>the theme of the met gala this year is American Independencehuh. no clue then. i was gonna say jackie kennedy but i can't find any reference of her wearing a huge dress like that, and this really reminds me of diana's wedding look lmao
No. 910613
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kek
No. 910616
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Like WTF? People almost ALWAYS look better before the plastic caricature doll up
No. 910624
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No. 910628
>>910624she looks halfway decent when the nose and terrible lips are covered
lil nas x looks like a cheesy retard
No. 910629
>>910603Yeah the color palettes she's been styled in have been tragic. It's nice to see Billie didn't push her boobs up to her chin today though. She looks classier that way.
>>910613He looks like an internal organ that was oxygen deprived.
>>910607I feel like it could have worked well but these celebrities are cowards who are scared to take risks.
But then again America doesn't have that much history, and the little it does it kind of shit. Who knows.
No. 910634
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Why did they dress her like this. It's not ugly but…
No. 910636
>>910624I actually do like this look. The sword and little book are autistic though.
I don't know if any of you nonitas are watching the live stream but asked Joe Biden directly for a green card, kek.
Wonder where her baby daddy is. Chances are he's probably smoking meth somewhere.
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a bit on the nose but points for following the theme, I guess
>>910634she would have looked good in billie's dress
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No. 910644
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The only interesting looks I've seen so far has been from Iman and Lil Nas X. Ngl, I started laughing when I saw his armor lol
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so did kim k get a super botched facelift or is she back with kanye? or both
No. 910658
>>910634God I feel like Megan's stylist and make up team have it out for her.
She's so naturally pretty without the 10 lbs of drag makeup. Idk why her stylist finds the cheapest looking shit for her.
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>>910649Sorry for spamming. I actually like his outfits.
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>>910634if the dress had a darker pink blended in like the marilyn dress it was inspired by it would of been a lot cuter tbh
No. 910664
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No one has had a bald eagle swoop in and land on their arm while wearing the most ridiculous USA looking thing ever?
No. 910666
File: 1631575684496.jpeg (98.26 KB, 720x1024, E_M7mPgVgAIHe5_.jpeg)
I feel like shes about to reach through the screen and grab me with those long ass arms
No. 910670
File: 1631575715931.jpg (62.58 KB, 500x648, marilyn-monroe-white-lace-dres…)
>>910656Just barely, Marylin Monroe is known more for her form fitting looks which Billie knows she can't pull off because her top half is double the size her bottom half.
No. 910672
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Naomi Osaka. I like Naomi so I really can't hate on anything she wears.
No. 910673
File: 1631575743907.jpeg (146.35 KB, 708x1062, B4ADC910-D844-4277-88C5-0235E2…)
No. 910677
File: 1631575792433.jpeg (676.22 KB, 828x965, FCED865E-8B4B-4E8D-AEA4-7401F4…)
I’m happy she brought the weeb sword
No. 910679
File: 1631575818878.jpeg (352.22 KB, 1241x1825, D7FA199B-194C-4D30-9FB1-01038F…)
So far Kim Petras has my favorite on theme outfit.
No. 910700
File: 1631576431336.jpg (1.85 MB, 2608x3911, E_M9V9sWEAY0NVB.jpg)
A tiktoker (Addison Rae) is there. Why.
No. 910705
File: 1631576529524.jpeg (367.54 KB, 1365x2048, E57F8502-A9F4-43D7-BDB3-8F7B8A…)
Butthole eyes
No. 910714
File: 1631576821145.jpeg (852.07 KB, 828x1241, 7E6B8BE2-97A5-4231-A5B1-574401…)
Dear Evan Hansen star actually following the theme. Idk what’s so difficult about “America.”
>>910673This is the most beautiful woman I’ve ever seen wtf
No. 910715
File: 1631576841511.jpg (351.79 KB, 1600x1067, E_NAMQWWEAEbCRY.jpg)
Yara Shahidi. It's Josephine Baker inspired so I guess it fits the theme, but it's so boring. I don't expect anyone to come dressed in a banana skirt but come on. These celebrities always do the bare minimum.
No. 910718
I would've never guessed the theme if you guys didn't write it here.
>>910624This is the only one I really like so far
No. 910728
File: 1631577155162.jpg (66.04 KB, 851x664, AOC.jpg)
AOC arrived with a Tax the Rich dress
No. 910729
File: 1631577157858.jpg (1.37 MB, 2731x4096, E_M_W9tWEAcJioj.jpg)
Lorde looks really different, she kinda resembles Tilda Swinton
No. 910743
File: 1631577433726.jpg (310.28 KB, 1600x1067, E_NAluaWUAA7j0N.jpg)
Frank Ocean and his gremlin baby
No. 910749
File: 1631577554145.jpg (1.54 MB, 2731x4096, E_NCsUwWYAIw7jI.jpg)
Megan Fox. Her bangs are a completely different color from her hair
No. 910751
File: 1631577574193.jpeg (178.22 KB, 828x804, 9F17A322-7D0B-4E10-A6BE-A03E8A…)
>>910709megan is there haven’t seen mgk tho
No. 910754
File: 1631577614784.jpeg (101.1 KB, 718x1024, EA4A3639-8664-43AE-9A1B-3BE1F1…)
Murica
No. 910759
File: 1631577746943.jpeg (38.73 KB, 261x1024, 24ACFD20-FC0D-404F-8254-9E0BE4…)
terrible
No. 910760
File: 1631577750022.jpeg (264.19 KB, 1119x1379, E_M_NE6XEAIiB1o.jpeg)
>>910754Apparently she has been dressing like this for some time. Seriously what's happening kek I hope she's just trying to start a new trend and her face is fine
No. 910764
File: 1631577823540.jpeg (Spoiler Image,71.25 KB, 828x1169, 61B8B93B-FCEA-42B5-B503-672A3C…)
not sure who this is but i got a mighty kek out of it
No. 910766
File: 1631577853488.png (454.42 KB, 400x600, 1631577454622.png)
amazing, I don't know if this was posted
No. 910770
File: 1631578077791.jpeg (236.13 KB, 828x982, CB539A49-67AB-490F-BBBB-94589D…)
What if anna tendler’s crush on “the boy” actually bothered mulaney? kek he looks cozy in his chef outfit
No. 910773
File: 1631578228594.jpg (1.16 MB, 2131x2664, E_NFm9uXsAcWaqY.jpg)
I didn't expect Halle to wear this. I feel like their outfits should be switched
No. 910784
File: 1631578710541.jpg (99.17 KB, 827x1219, E_NBneFWQAE5WbJ.jpg)
Also, if anyone didn't already know, Vogue is livestreaming the MET on their twitter if you're interested in watching that.
Kendall's dress looked really nice.
No. 910799
File: 1631579215715.jpeg (407.75 KB, 1365x2048, ACC14535-DC15-4D80-82DE-2548AF…)
olivia rodrigo looks awful
No. 910801
File: 1631579276540.jpeg (434.98 KB, 2048x2048, BFD58B66-BDBF-4557-B5F1-490E87…)
I thought she looked decent until I saw her face
No. 910802
File: 1631579356432.jpg (609.13 KB, 2048x1638, E_NJ33PWUAE9iCQ.jpg)
This dress is actually cool
No. 910806
Why do all of them (except
>>910784 and>>910685
) look so god damn awful? I sometimes struggle to understand americans
>>910760And this is literal fetish attire
No. 910809
File: 1631579631182.jpeg (102.78 KB, 1080x1350, 06D3F369-2C70-41A8-8B7A-1AE93D…)
them arms
No. 910816
File: 1631579761448.jpg (416.09 KB, 1578x2048, 20210913_203548.jpg)
jlo, at least on theme
No. 910819
File: 1631579941338.jpg (31.26 KB, 408x612, 20210913_203908.jpg)
No. 910823
File: 1631580077035.jpeg (689.34 KB, 828x809, 6E6E29B2-3DCF-4AA4-965D-11BE50…)
I hate this wig but what’s more murica than football and representing your husband I guess kek
No. 910833
File: 1631580447056.jpg (1.74 MB, 2731x4096, E_NM-9FXsAI4m0M.jpg)
I'm so tired of these two
No. 910840
File: 1631580671579.jpeg (258.37 KB, 828x471, 2FE555A0-0E4B-46E2-94C8-CFBEB9…)
No. 910846
File: 1631580866604.jpeg (786.55 KB, 757x939, A2BAB535-FBB7-4DC5-824A-F23F1B…)
Seriously why are so many making “statements”?
No. 910851
File: 1631580928374.jpeg (278.98 KB, 1169x1607, BE76FDD3-AD9A-4A4D-9532-34B0CF…)
CL
No. 910853
File: 1631580997414.jpg (265.63 KB, 1000x1500, E_NQEvXWUAEjn4W.jpg)
I never pay much attention to Teyana Taylor, but her abs are nice
No. 910854
File: 1631581031985.jpg (353.08 KB, 1365x2048, E_NQFC6WUAIYhCz.jpg)
Emily Blunt's outfit was beautiful
>>910851I like it for some reason
No. 910855
File: 1631581066081.png (647 KB, 600x900, E_NQfKTWUAAQ_Zn.png)
hailee steinfeld
No. 910863
File: 1631581353156.jpg (327.51 KB, 1366x2048, E_NPz2dXIAIQgbp.jpg)
Are they fucking divorced or not
No. 910865
File: 1631581435153.jpeg (144.02 KB, 840x1200, 674F0E45-7E88-4A19-81F4-7E3C28…)
>>910855>>910862It is a different person
No. 910876
File: 1631581660524.jpeg (364.4 KB, 1365x2048, 0EB10403-2AA7-4382-BBDC-8F20A4…)
lily rose deep. i like this
No. 910877
File: 1631581679869.jpg (479.47 KB, 1366x2048, E_NQOs4WYAUIPqb.jpg)
No. 910878
File: 1631581686104.jpg (1.15 MB, 2731x4096, E_NSUeXWQAIoEMh.jpg)
This feels like a knockoff Grimes.
No. 910883
File: 1631581768248.jpg (220.89 KB, 869x1545, rihanna-met-ball-2020.jpg)
I'm disappointed Rihanna didn't show up. This is what she was supposed to wear last year.
No. 910884
File: 1631581773330.jpg (359.86 KB, 1241x1926, E_NSXkYWUAQA2Vs.jpg)
No. 910892
File: 1631582213408.jpg (795.19 KB, 2912x1638, bennifer.jpg)
No. 910899
File: 1631582503226.jpeg (951.1 KB, 828x1031, BED89D06-1AFC-4A74-8E65-856905…)
>>910828I thought so too, but it might be the lighting in the picture.
No. 910906
File: 1631582814426.jpg (65.8 KB, 579x343, syphilis.jpg)
i can't stop laughing holy shit
No. 910908
File: 1631582832965.jpeg (239.23 KB, 828x886, D9E0AA65-B1CB-44A3-A909-D970A3…)
I don’t hate saweetie but it’s very AVN awards…kek so somewhat on theme.
No. 910912
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No. 910915
File: 1631583091907.jpeg (97.31 KB, 692x1024, 74A1FE80-034E-46FB-8618-B18864…)
donatella versace
No. 910925
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>>910728By wearing this dress and showing it off to your other fellow rich friends at a very expensive gathering, my family has food and water for an entire week. Thank you for your hard work, AOC. 'Murica.
No. 910931
>>910912finally.
the blantantly american outfit I've been waiting for.
No. 910935
File: 1631583727194.jpeg (665.09 KB, 750x921, B802F572-6171-4570-B883-E0D3C0…)
i got déjà vu from her last outfit
No. 910941
File: 1631583893716.jpeg (521.41 KB, 828x1028, BBA27B08-F934-42D2-A465-9E9405…)
Idk but he’s pretty
No. 910950
>>910947troye sivan
he was a popular youtuber/ musician (?) now he’s washed up
No. 910951
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>>910935Yeah I just saw this comparison posted. She clearly loves a hi-low skirt kek.
No. 910955
File: 1631584251424.jpg (140.48 KB, 683x1024, 20210913_215020.jpg)
I love this look but she has put on a ton of weight.
No. 910959
>>910941Huh…wait, this actually works. I never thought I'd see a man pull off a dress, especially after the media kept trying to push that ugly bitch, Harry Styles, as a GNC king.
The arm belt seals it. He looks good.
No. 910977
File: 1631585082416.jpg (123.93 KB, 1170x776, kimk.jpg)
Kim K.
No. 910980
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No. 910984
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If theres no big reveal I’m going to be so fucking pissed.
No. 910987
File: 1631585418819.jpeg (380.71 KB, 750x801, 97DE3B56-DE2B-44D7-87DD-E8B92F…)
>>910963better pic. definitely seems like she’s hiding something underneath.
No. 910998
>>910975nta but even before she had any work done she was still pretty
>>910980god i know it's an old joke but this literally looks like if shinji got lost on his way to church
No. 911003
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No. 911006
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No. 911012
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No. 911014
File: 1631586464437.jpg (143.79 KB, 713x877, 20210913_232359.jpg)
No. 911018
File: 1631586528185.jpeg (91.33 KB, 776x1254, 16592030-2FA5-4342-9286-8BB7B6…)
i love amandla stenberg’s look
No. 911027
File: 1631586744247.jpg (95.8 KB, 683x1024, 683x1024-565090412189.jpg)
No. 911035
>>911006>>911022Her body looks great compared to her weird ana shops on insta
>>911027Whoopi’s dress looks so so bad
No. 911040
File: 1631587066506.jpeg (41.44 KB, 324x599, FB8732E4-1E6A-4ABE-AD06-A684FB…)
>>910823It's so tacky I love it.
>>910830Agreed. What a shame. Still cute though.
No. 911046
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Wish she’d dress in something crazy and tacky not just a generic pretty dress
No. 911053
File: 1631587435450.jpeg (Spoiler Image,760.05 KB, 1946x3000, A5DD1A01-BC8F-4E02-A178-ADD50E…)
>>911020Her meat dress would've fit the theme, too, imo.
No. 911063
File: 1631588100487.jpg (298.25 KB, 1600x2066, 1312776.jpg)
>>911031idk how recent this dazed and confused photoshoot is but I doubt it plus I really don't think she wants kids
No. 911071
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>>910947troye sivan he’s an Australian singer who started as a youtuber.
>>910946 Agreed. He does GNC in a really appealing way even down to the shoes and necklace.
No. 911073
>>910816Her. Fucking. Legs. She’s also literally 52.
Then there’s Billie eillish on the other end of the spectrum lmao
No. 911074
File: 1631589014584.jpeg (349.06 KB, 659x366, B5E9FA3E-E07B-4ACD-BA92-64D092…)
KEK
No. 911078
File: 1631589148477.jpeg (54.49 KB, 238x217, 6658430F-2DFA-4EF6-9DAD-33DAF0…)
>>910980them lemon peppa steppas, looks like they came right out of the playground
No. 911090
File: 1631590009046.jpeg (31.71 KB, 407x450, 0B9814EA-B312-44EB-AEBD-1C1937…)
>>910754Serving boobah realness
No. 911094
>>911028Grimes’ dress was designed by Iris Van Herpen, a Dutch designer, and she’s obnoxiously talented.
The book Grimes has throws off the color palette, if it had a chrome cover or embellishment it could make more sense and the weeb sword is fucking stupid as hell. So many other weapons would have made sense and she could have had a gun that would contrast how feminine the dress is, and you know America.
No. 911099
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>>911081There were several IVH dresses all with minimal styling. The dresses speak for themselves I guess. Tessa Thompson did it best imo because her one accessory is at least on-theme.
No. 911100
Loving this Met cow thread so far. (esp compared to cringe infighting last time around)
>>910880Kek anon.
No. 911102
>>911075That's exactly why I thought people would take it as an invitation to be a bit controversial. I guess the the theme was chosen for the opposite reason to basically say "let's celebrate our vision of america in the 20th century and act like everything is normal again"
>>911081Fair enough, I was speaking generally because I assume that most celebs play a very minimal role in their own styling decisions. I can't stand grimes or her weeb sword, kind of gives me Vicky Shingles vibes, she might be one of the best dressed at this event though
No. 911104
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>>910878Hammer toe anon is that you????
No. 911107
File: 1631591041936.jpg (359.74 KB, 1200x1500, 4412bc4c-031e-4fa8-8dff-e91aae…)
>>911099Yeah, there were at least 4 IVH pieces. Tessa's was the best styled, I agree, but Gabrielle Union looked stunning as well.
No. 911116
File: 1631592059383.jpeg (196.89 KB, 1080x1505, DE5BE760-209A-471D-8B90-E85E15…)
We forgot about maisie
No. 911124
File: 1631592446940.jpeg (312.76 KB, 1366x2048, E_NH678WYAAuoXZ.jpeg)
kacey musgraves looks awful. I feel like americana is like, her whole brand? and this is the best she could do?
No. 911125
File: 1631592797683.jpeg (562.59 KB, 750x1087, 1A4E741F-1836-4F9E-B0D6-FD6F3F…)
>>911124why the fuck did she put more effort into her vma red carpet look last night than the actual met gala?
No. 911135
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No. 911143
>>910865this is from 2018, this
>>910855 is in fact hailee steinfeld from this year
No. 911151
>>910801Billie Eillish is momokun's Hannah Montana.
>>910819This hits the theme in the worst possible way lmfao JNCO nation
>>910833That wrap twist is doing the absolute most. What is that unlined sports bra top? Even her posture. She's standing there like she's gonna square up and try to push me down the stairs.
>>910851Oh my god I kind of love it. Who is she?
>>910863Supposedly he unfollowed her on IG, so I guess that means it's real
No. 911157
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>>911151CL is formerly of kpop group 2NE1, she and Rose from BLACKPINK (picrel) were apparently the first female kpop stars at the Met Gala
No. 911158
>>911151CL is a kpop artist, ex-member of 2N1, a big group
She went to america to work there after it was disbanded
also she was a meme here in lolcow when some dumbass selfposted multiple times saying she looked like CL
No. 911159
>>910645Is it based when she's paid 40k for a ticket and thousands of dollars for a dress in the name of "woke activism"
nonnie?
No. 911169
>>910645Is it based when she's paid 40k for a ticket and thousands of dollars for a dress in the name of "woke activism"
nonnie?
No. 911175
File: 1631595811365.jpeg (765.54 KB, 1170x1407, 7AC84BF6-CABD-46D7-A97F-2BD22C…)
>>911166Tbh I just can’t believe it
No. 911177
>>910554she doesn't look bad at all, this new look just isn't working because the simple fact is her core fans feel betrayed.
no one thought of her as a little kid or child star who has to prove she's "all grown up now". she was supposed to be a super relatable, cool but not threatening singer for girls.
No. 911178
>>910904This is absolutely stunning. The colour looks beautiful on her skin
>>910941Idk why people like this, his outfit looks like something you wear on a walk of shame back from a bender.
No. 911184
>>911164absolutely understandable
nonnie, she looks like white taraji p. henson
No. 911189
File: 1631597219338.jpeg (120.24 KB, 683x1024, E44CFED3-9B5E-4202-8934-7C3A6E…)
Quanna Chasinghorse. Her dress is modern meets traditional native.
No. 911192
>>911157Rosé looks like a child dying from leukemia
>>910851I don't understand how some anons are praising this. I like CL but this looks like she is wearing a shitty diaper and her whole pussy is out. Isn't Korea supossed to be a conservative country?
No. 911194
File: 1631598200362.jpeg (1.05 MB, 3464x3464, 60834941-A19A-47A4-8FF6-39A271…)
yas king slay
No. 911234
File: 1631607448429.jpg (451.22 KB, 1440x1567, Skqqzg.jpg)
>>910624>>910677I cringed.
>>911094 I agree, if the book had a chrome cover it might have looked less tacky. It was definitely 100% her idea to have the sword and illuminated book. I can perfectly envision her on Amazon ordering this a day or two before thinking it would look sooo cool. Kek.
No. 911239
>>911235Much more than a bit.
On the other hand, politicians giving lip service to the people with empty slogans while continuing to work for the elite is very on theme. You could say she nailed it.
No. 911253
>>910980This is really embarrassing. how can society claim this is a man when this is the most sad, pathetic women to anyone with eyes? she looks dead inside. Everything about ellen page now is beyond laughable
>>911189I dont like the fabric, but her hair, makeup and jewelry are stunning
No. 911257
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>>910884Giving me childhood flashbacks to this specific crafting paper
No. 911273
>>910801I'm 25 and I don't even look that old, she legit looks like a wine aunt who got too many fillers.
Billie has a lifetime to dress like a stereotypical lonely woman who wants to land a man at a party, this is not that moment.
No. 911274
File: 1631613283781.jpeg (87.09 KB, 827x701, CA1DA1D8-C7BA-4494-96A6-8C8B40…)
Lmao I hate this bitch so I gladly get on any opportunity to drag her
No. 911277
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>>910906>>911274Should've never tweeted. I wonder what excuses her delulu stans have been spouting to defend her, lol.
No. 911280
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That torso fat visible through a fucking corset i wonder what would be her wakeup call, she's young and healthy she has no excuse to be this size. I hope she would stop YASQUEEN-ing herself into the fridge asap before the damage is irreversible
No. 911284
>>910866re: this
i think her calling him "boy" in the interview might be a subtle fuck you to brian austin green or something. he was a lot older than her and this might be like a "see, i can get a hot younger boy toy" (even tho he's not that much younger)
No. 911285
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nikkietutorials was there which surprised me bc beauty gurus aren’t at all as relevant as they were in 2016
No. 911322
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>>910955Wow.. the last time I saw her was when she was in the movie Unpregnant, but I haven't been keeping up with her.
>>911189Oh, this is interesting!
No. 911327
>>911189oh hell yes. love thisone.
>>911192>Rosé looks like a child dying from leukemia Kek KPop stans on twitter were going on and on about how good she looked but like… I don't see it. She does look sickly. That hair color isnt doing her any favors.
No. 911329
File: 1631619995555.jpeg (527.71 KB, 767x785, 9626130B-F079-4F51-B6AE-F4F36F…)
>>910955This is actually super sad to see. I’ve been following her for a long time, after Euphoria she has completely let herself go. Her and @mynamesdiana too.
No. 911337
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>>911329she was so gorgeous, she’s still overweight in these pics but her face was beautiful. pretty soon the weight gain effects will be irreversible
No. 911340
File: 1631621659663.jpeg (279.3 KB, 1365x2048, 3049D4E3-C723-4AB2-AB43-F12606…)
i don’t think anyone posted phinus yet? at least he didn’t wear a black suit but i didn’t like his outfit. luckily he left his youtuber girlfriend behind this time
No. 911345
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>>911337I took a look at her getty images and my conclusion is this girl loves to humiliate herself
No. 911350
>>911340the met should be for the girls and the gays only
men just embarrass themselves and take up space
No. 911352
File: 1631622807876.jpg (419.1 KB, 1759x2560, MTS.jpg)
>>910634Hmmm I would've liked something like this on her, idk. I guess you can't repeat outfits for stuff like this.
No. 911354
File: 1631623101516.jpg (90 KB, 961x1171, Orville Peck.jpg)
>>911340Reminds me of picrel a little. Btw, was he not invited? He would've fit right in.
No. 911355
>>911352Agreed, she would've looked really nice in something like this
The way her jumpsuit is going over her shoe makes her foot look like a horse hoof though lol. I don't know what possessed her stylists to make her wear whatever she wore last night.
No. 911356
>>910554>>911280She looks fucking awful, I don't understand anyone who says this looks good.
This style does not suit her at all and ages her so much. The Marilyn Monroe hairstyle does not work on most people. She's very top heavy and yet her stylists keep shoving her into corsets that just push everything up even further, it looks so unflattering.
She's obviously gained weight but it wouldn't look so bad if she was styled properly. She doesn't look comfortable in this shit either.
No. 911357
File: 1631623639050.jpeg (65.41 KB, 400x500, 294F032C-360D-4B0F-B647-277613…)
Love this new met gala look, one of a kind! Love my met gala hoes
No. 911358
File: 1631623864307.jpeg (133.23 KB, 960x806, 101987D7-0A10-4E37-82F6-F439F9…)
Exclusive pics of the afterparty zomgz!! th0se fat wh0res how dare they show their face?? anyways so unflattering and bad, nitpicknitpicknitpicknitpicknitpick my family abandoned me in the back of a denny’s no one loves me that’s why I talk about the met gala :((:()
No. 911365
>>910613Yall are trippin, I love his look.
Also why do some anons grill people for fillers and then turn around and roast weight gain?? Do you want natural people or not?
No. 911377
File: 1631624630213.png (136.46 KB, 1480x858, dldl.png)
>>911194Saw this on Datalounge. They had me cracking up (picrel). I'm thinking of making a DL thread btw. Does anyone want one?
No. 911383
>>910851The dress is ugly as fuck but that's what we want! Be on theme, you stupid rich people! Better ugly and on brand than plain and boring.
>>910912This is the outfit you would have though everybody had in their heads for "American" but somehow ended up completely original and unlike any of the other bodycon embellished mermaid dresses with train.
>>910934Not inviting Doja Cat to a themed event is a crime. I know that bitch would have come as a bald eagle.
>>911006How can someone that purchased a new face not be able to commit to a fun look? You didn't even need invasive surgery for this.
>>911124Her whole aesthetic is barbie cowboy, how did she fuck this up?
No. 911401
File: 1631627112815.gif (577.11 KB, 583x882, dc.gif)
>>911006Picture uploaded to news outlet vs pic uploaded to Dove's instagram.
She looks cute in the original too. Girly is delusional.
No. 911406
>>910977So she is Kendall’s shadow, yeah? The irony kek
>>910980Somebody please escort his little boy back to the playroom
No. 911417
File: 1631628851147.jpg (188.6 KB, 900x1399, Timothee-Chalamet-Met-Gala-202…)
No. 911419
>>911340who??
>>911357oh but that katniss dress was a banger 13 yo me was so excited
No. 911448
File: 1631630865231.jpg (30.84 KB, 480x720, anya-taylor-joy-attends-the-re…)
i wonder why anya taylor joy wasn't there. she's one of the only current celebrities i care about and leagues more relevant than many of the people who went so i doubt she wasn't invited. maybe she was busy or just didn't feel like it, if so, good for her. i would have loved to see what she would have done though, she's becoming more and more of a fashion icon to me and she looked amazing at venice earlier this month.
No. 911451
File: 1631630950773.png (1014.43 KB, 1242x2208, 6D006106-C600-4F7B-AAC7-259925…)
Lmao she has such thin skin (with that said, she’s right about Joy Reid being a homophobe though)
No. 911484
File: 1631633367737.jpg (87.38 KB, 700x842, Billie-Eilish-Met-Gala-2021-Be…)
>>911280Billie eilish back it again always trying to make the conversation about her boobs
Fr though, the extreme corset and obvious layered bras if not padding/chicken cutlets. Anytime I see girls do this shit all I can think of is how disappointing their bodies must be if they have to jump through hoops to disguise it
No. 911496
File: 1631634058969.jpeg (854.49 KB, 1080x1774, 30C99BE1-2F8D-4DE2-9FE7-5279F7…)
Posted in grimes thread, her second look. I really like it besides the purse
No. 911505
>>911488This. The hair itself is just…
She has a manly face, the hair just seems to being attention to that. She ruined such a good looking dress by shoving her disgusting body in it and stuffing her bra. At least her 90s rapper named Kyle outfits didn't give anyone secondhand embarrassment from how much she has to disguise her natural body
No. 911515
File: 1631635468818.jpg (184.9 KB, 1440x1439, angela-merkel-oslo.jpg)
>>911484reminds me of picrel for whatever reason …
No. 911528
File: 1631636791465.jpeg (576.5 KB, 828x1012, 4EA4BEFF-620A-4DFC-9B67-01BB06…)
Kinda looks like John Mulaney in this Instagram pic. Really squaring that jaw kek
No. 911530
File: 1631637138033.jpeg (850.92 KB, 659x1025, D12B3D32-A8AE-41A5-B4E9-70ACF4…)
This is so cute to me and was perfect for the VMAs
No. 911543
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>>911484not to nitpick but since i'm 25 and starting to get fine lines i've been obsessed with celebs and their eyes and saw Billie who is supposed to be 19 with already deep fine lines? i can't add it up
No. 911565
>>911543I literally had to zoom in all the way to see those nona wtf… Everyone's skin ages differently and there are plenty of 19 year olds who look worse than that. She looks fine. Also it literally doesn't matter, do you
want there to be more and more 20 year old women getting filler because of insane beauty standards? some of yall have issues
No. 911573
File: 1631638795438.jpeg (545.59 KB, 828x1030, 27F32E83-8AE8-46A2-86F6-1795C4…)
The after party look is alright. She’s a wee bit chubby to me and I say she sticks with it and just dresses for it.
No. 911577
>>911566Nobody's gonna get covid and die. Except maybe lil Nas and James Charles, since they have compromised immune systems.
It's more about the fact that rich people are literally throwing parties and living their lives normally, while tellin you that YOU need to get vaxed and YOU need to protect others. Hypocrisy, ever heard of it?
No. 911590
File: 1631639415305.jpeg (101.37 KB, 591x643, 1631579276540.jpeg)
>>911582Ntayrt but she does have a lot of fine lines for a 19 year old
No. 911592
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No. 911597
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>>911593
this french rat is starting to grow on me… he seems really innocent. those pics of him making out with lily rose depp give off "overwhelmed" vibes lmao and same with the pictures of him kissing that random no name mexican actress
No. 911599
>>911565Ntayrt, but no, women shouldn't get fillers. Fillers and both make everything look much much worse than naturally aging. I'm actually pointing it out moreso to point out that it's human. 99% of photos we see of celebs are professionally taken and touched up making them look beyond perfection when really, they're just like us. And we should all accept that. Them included.
>>911594That's a lot of lines under her eyes though for 19. It's ok, she's human and doesn't look like her shopped photos
No. 911615
File: 1631640647436.jpeg (1.54 MB, 4096x2731, 508016B4-E628-4D34-B5EB-B660FE…)
>>911611pick your fighter
No. 911619
File: 1631640851021.png (450.49 KB, 499x625, Screen Shot 2021-09-14 at 12.3…)
>>911612This is when she was 18 or 17 probably and seeing it last night at the Met I don't think this pic is edited
No. 911623
>>911543Or she lied about her age like all the other Tumblr/TikTok thots who were exposed for lying about their age? It's extremely common for adult women who are fame thirsty and try to use a fake age as a "shock" factor. Because you know a fat white girl making music isn't as impressive as a ~teenage~ white girl making music + it also shields them from criticism since everyone will just put the "STOP SHAMING TEENAGE GIRLS!!!" Card anytime someone calls her fat or says her music is bad and low effort
It's extremely common, don't know why anons think it's wayy out of line to say
No. 911625
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>>911615speaking of lourdes - this was her at the met gala last night. i wonder if she has any gypsy in her from her fathers side…? or even madonna's side? this isn't the first time i've seen her sport pretty much gypsy style clothing. and madonna got into some controversy years ago for supporting gypsies when she was touring in romania
No. 911642
>>911606>>911638This. Anons like her should avoid this site tbh, fuels the obsession.
>>911597You can tell from the still picture alone, he's a terrible kisser. Prob slobbers over your chin.
No. 911683
File: 1631642400259.jpg (314.38 KB, 1958x1306, lourdes-leon-met-gala-2021.jpg)
Why does everyone stick their tongue out now? It was quirky when Jenny McCarthy did it in the 90s but it's overdone at this point
No. 911704
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No. 911707
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No. 911717
>>911701Kek
nonnie, the whiteknights for Ariana/Lana/Billie are the real zoomers here because only somebody very young would idolize such pop stars.
No. 911741
File: 1631643801926.jpg (1.03 MB, 4096x2730, kstew.jpg)
>shits all over this boring mentally ill thread
Nothing personnel
No. 911761
File: 1631644427860.jpg (29.55 KB, 681x383, 1631643985598.jpg)
RIP
https://deadline.com/2021/09/norm-macdonald-dead-obituary-comedian-saturday-night-live-weekend-update-anchor-was-61-1234833212/So weird because I'm pretty sure I saw some anons talking about him in another thread today arguing about his attractiveness…
No. 911793
>>911786Samefag, I shouldn't have targeted your post I think I've got caught in the cross hairs or whatever lol.
To whoever is offended by a celeb getting called fat, go away! You will be upset frequently on this site
No. 911805
>>910987>>910984i would post the twitter link but i dont wanna get banned but rihanna explained why she wore what she wore:
"I wanted a look that seemed very powerful yet feminine, yet a black hoodie which is the thing that we’re usually incriminated by as Black people. I wanted to empower that & take that and make it mine & make it fashion.”
i kinda knew from the hat that she was paying homage to black america in some way. I think its a cool concept. And I honestly love the jacket even if its not her best look. i Have no idea wtf asap rocky was going for aside from chewed up m&ms LMAO.
No. 911819
File: 1631646574370.png (164.65 KB, 500x891, do-mou-really-think-you-can-pu…)
>>911772I'm a single lesbian and I think Billie is gross and shitty at singing, I guess I'm just jealous my boyfriend is jerking off to her?
Also, did you get your retarded insult from 2012 fat girl Tumblr?
No. 911841
File: 1631647308384.jpg (93.75 KB, 601x508, 2f7.jpg)
>>911820Nta but jesus just shut up lol
No. 911869
>>911844I think that is actually how they used to make quilts, so I think it is intentional? when I first saw ASAP it
triggered an old memory from like 5th grade when we learned about colonial America. We made "quilts" exactly that same way but the class just sewed a bunch of those squares. saged for extreme autism kek.
No. 911878
File: 1631649206052.jpg (55.29 KB, 454x680, E_Ool1aXMAMIwlo.jpg)
Laura Harrier
No. 911882
File: 1631649291117.jpg (111.7 KB, 800x1193, f1ae4a2cb66fb6bffb06c922cb05f7…)
>>911761oh wow that is sad. I always really liked him. he was a cutie
No. 911900
>>911880Yeah her face always gives me “I’m ready to retire..”
I feel like the pop punk revival route should have been Billy’s direction instead of Olivia Rodrigo’s.
No. 911923
>>911667Anon idk where do you live but i want to move where men don't smell like balls and dirty socks.
You can google to make sure but men naturally smell stronger than women. You don't have to die on this hill.
Anyways a woman not shaving isn't a statement. If you don't wanna shave no one cares do you, but showing off your armpit hair on purpose on a red carpet event is fucking cringe.
No. 911943
>>911280I just don't understand why she can't ever properly dress herself.
She's a rich celebrity, if she's so lazy that she can't hire a dietician and hit the gym that's fine, but why can't she at least get a corset that fits her properly or strong enough to actually contain her flabby body? Wearing these corsets that are 3 sizes too small and warp around her make her look so cheap.
No. 911980
File: 1631655159192.jpeg (406.76 KB, 678x739, F3461F0F-11EE-4C08-815F-12BD5B…)
3rd look of the night. I like this color on her but the silhouette is too mature. From what anon above said, I guess Oscar de la Renta was the designer the Met gave her.
No. 911985
File: 1631655647778.png (498.03 KB, 666x777, Kristen-Wiig-Thanksgiving-SNL.…)
>>911980Lmao that damn hair.
No. 911996
File: 1631656192152.jpeg (1.75 MB, 3464x3464, E395FB95-437D-47DA-884E-2A7BE8…)
kek
No. 912007
>>911995I literally got a ban for nitpicking a few threads ago, there was no hellweek and i kind of deserved it for being retarded, even though I didn't realize that's what I was doing. All nitpickers are retarded. It's not interesting to read sperging about details of celebrities bodies. Where is the real drama? You may have a point with Billie lying over her age, but there are only so many ways you can spin the topic.
>Integrate better or gtfoFuck off, I've been here forever. IDK who you think you are replying to, that was my first post re:nitpicking of whatever
No. 912008
File: 1631657101964.jpeg (757.16 KB, 960x1170, 051DD763-DFA8-4815-993F-AA453A…)
>>911189The fabric on her dress looks cheap but it’s supposed to imitate the colour of leather. Her aunties made the jewelry and Miss Navajo flew it up the collection for Quanna.
No. 912013
File: 1631657498566.jpeg (243.4 KB, 1200x1800, 777F21B8-DFF7-495F-828B-4CE839…)
>>911448God she is absolutely gorgeous.
No. 912014
>>912007>i got banned for nitpickinghope you enjoy your infighting ban too
>nitpickers are retardedso you agree? you're retarded?
anyway someone not liking billie eilishes body isn't the end of the damn world. Who the hell cares? she just isn't attractive to a lot of people get over it sorry we don't live in your magical fairy land where all fat girls are sexy and worshipped
No. 912019
File: 1631657724321.jpeg (170.81 KB, 706x931, E32EBF69-1D8D-483D-8F86-444E3B…)
Should of worn this outfit instead
No. 912023
>>911597EW.
>>912019Needs cowboy hat, yes.
No. 912028
File: 1631658277543.png (1008.25 KB, 1000x1000, white trash nation 2021.png)
>>911590I don't know but I get such strong white trash vibes from Billie, especially in the face. I think if she leaned into it more and embraced an Anna Nicole Smith type persona I think she could work it, especially now that the mid-90s and Y2k are back in style.
The blonde big boob bimbo thing she has going on would mesh better with a trailer park cinderalla aesthetic than the whole granny thing. If her team was smart they could even spin it into a whole woke "feminist" kind of commentary on how the media treated women in the early 2000s vs now or some other contrived bullshit that pro-bimbofication zoomers sperg about now.
No. 912064
File: 1631660973418.jpeg (1.23 MB, 1185x1478, BBE44CA1-270F-4272-8470-334381…)
I don’t get the hate on billie’s boobs (i get the hate on her gut tho! what a fattie) but i wonder if it would have been this bad if she didn’t slap them and joke how she’s better than us because her boobs are bigger …
Anyways here’s more fat billie because she looks like someone mother
>>911741this woman either looks absolutely gorgeous or unhinged, never in between
No. 912068
File: 1631661145991.jpeg (1.37 MB, 1033x1501, 69D23FF9-CD41-480D-883E-BCD5F5…)
You know what? Being fat is now part of the American culture so maybe billie understood the assignment after all like twitter said… so did these two
No. 912076
>>911909The "I date rappers" thing and her trying to be "lost in the hood" makes everything so much cringier, thinking about that.
It's no wonder she got so fat. A woman in conflict.
No. 912081
File: 1631661415537.jpeg (1.27 MB, 1276x1003, 5CE321CB-6E5E-4A2C-B593-EECFD7…)
>>912071That’s jason derulo from last year… speaking of boring men in their boring suits wanting attention in this female dominated event- wtf is he doing
No. 912086
>>909681i thought machine gun kelly was a black guy wtf
how is this mole-faced guy fucking megan fox?
No. 912093
>>912083wait, that
isn't jimmy fallon?
No. 912101
File: 1631662267127.jpeg (73.51 KB, 680x460, F5C18ED5-44F4-4F22-B518-78FA0B…)
>>912081thats not jason derulo, it’s actually some random guy kek
No. 912124
File: 1631663092097.jpeg (87.22 KB, 576x864, 89C3258B-59A9-45A8-A55B-31918C…)
>>912093I don't know if it's him but Fallon acted like a total dopehead when posing next to Rita and Taika.
No. 912144
File: 1631663689003.jpeg (285.06 KB, 660x789, C8FBFD0A-B6CB-4803-9810-2269C8…)
She’s so damn silly kek
No. 912158
>>912144I dislike Nicki, but I don't like Piers Morgan or Joy Reid either so watching this little twitter beef has been fun
>>912146Lol anon pls
No. 912165
File: 1631664270810.png (183.05 KB, 395x283, NM.png)
>>912144She's gone so downhill. This timeline sucks.
No. 912168
File: 1631664556537.jpg (128.99 KB, 1080x944, Screenshot_20210914-170422_Fac…)
>>912138Did the age app say you look older anon?
>>912141My friends and I have tried them and they were somewhat close. Go use an age app on Billie's photoshopped photos and AI will tell you a younger age than her non shopped photos. I'm tired of perfection by way of photoshop. It's good to call these fakers out. Creates a reality in people's heads that doesn't even exist
No. 912208
File: 1631665901701.jpg (2.18 MB, 2110x2540, 1631664885824 (1).jpg)
>>910906At least show the entirety of what she said.
No. 912217
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The rudest little madam would be nothing without her loyal psychotic subjects
No. 912242
File: 1631667379450.jpeg (Spoiler Image,53.31 KB, 623x520, 0C9EBAAF-73E6-4067-9208-DAD9CD…)
>>912217KEK sorry I forgot to spoiler. Anyway, like I said before those fags need to shut up when they're the same ones making gross shit like this for the lulz.
I'm not British. No. 912312
File: 1631672160984.jpeg (241.26 KB, 828x906, 447C9E11-D856-48C8-8E84-D8F4D7…)
He looks like a golden retriever
No. 912343
>>912243My job requires me to be around teenagers and young adults who've abused drugs, had eating disorders, etc and I haven't seen a single one who's had wrinkles as intense as Billies
Not shaming her appearance or anything but it's ignorant to deny the fact her face and body looked aged into her 30s and pretending farmers here have never seen teenagers doesn't prove anything, nor is blantantly denying the fact that there are even wrinkles in the first place. She's been shady about her age since day 1 so
No. 912348
File: 1631675214013.jpeg (571.06 KB, 828x1021, 57FA2636-BF68-4776-8CF7-0161F3…)
They’re dressed as his album cover…very narcissistic and on brand
No. 912353
>>912064It's because she was body shaming other fans but can't seem to be seen wearing anything other than push up bras and corsets except in that one pic where her boobs were only like one cup size bigger than her stomach
Also before the "you're just jealous" anon comes in again, if you look at the TikTok of her body shaming the comments are a lot of men coming in and saying that they don't find her breasts or body type attractive and to get off her high horse pretty much
Also
https://www.reddit.com/r/unpopularopinion/comments/l7x0bi/billie_eilish_is_not_attractive/?utm_source=amp&utm_medium=&utm_content=comments_view_allMost men seem to not find her attractive. But since we're all evil body shamers and who cares what men think, then why should it matter if the vast majority of men don't find her or her body and breasts attractive whiteknight anons?
No. 912410
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>>912243I don't think Olivia looks her age, it looks like she has fillers in her lips and the makeup ages her. She doesn't have lines or anything, I think she'd look her age if she didn't have makeup on. This looks right on, 22 is what I would have guessed her to be as well.
No. 912418
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>>912243Compare to this recent pic of Malia who doesn't appear to be wearing make-up. She just turned 23
https://footwearnews.com/feature/malia-obama-birthday-1202582844/I've read before that women are typically thought to be a few years older when they wear makeup when they are younger, and typically thought to be a few years younger when they wear make-up once they're over 30. 30 they look their age with make-up. Billie's age looks so much older with the AI because of the combination of makeup and her lines that have come a few years earlier than normal.
No. 912448
>>912014>so you agree? you're retarded?I was in that moment. Also those are the farms, everyone is a retard or an autist lmfao. Judging by your reading comprehension, you certify as a full-blown retard.
Bitch, I know it's hard to believe but I don't care about Billie's fat percentage or fine lines. THAT is the problem, not "uwu mean anons are hating on fatties". It shits up the thread.
No. 912473
File: 1631684703936.jpg (163.39 KB, 1056x971, Screenshot_20210914-224227_Fac…)
Alanis Morsette is 47 years old. This age AI gets it pretty close
No. 912495
File: 1631686835982.png (1.17 MB, 1080x1080, 1631686679295.png)
>>910876I know I'm late but is no one going to mention that Lily Rose Depp is only 22 and her face is fried?????
No. 912498
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Keke Palmer showed the food they serve at the Met Gala. Tragic.
https://twitter.com/PopCrave/status/1437607707910017027 No. 912513
>>912504>>912508Am I seriously the only one who has noticeably
less BO when I’m unshaven? I’ve never understood this complaint. My personal theory is that deodorant sticks better on hair, at least the kind that I use (clear gel). Maybe you guys could try witching and see if that fixes it.
No. 912523
>>912489And yet you replied, now and earlier when you could have left it at nitpicking no longer being an acceptable part of lolcow culture. Not cause it's rude or offensive, but cause it's boring af. I didn't infight with you about whether Billie is fat, btw. So my three, four comments are harmless in comparison to literally tens of back and forwards on Billie's looks.
>you're the reason why I'm coming back to the thread you retardGod, that's pathetic. Now fuck off or bring some actual milk.
No. 912585
File: 1631696635283.jpeg (149.98 KB, 741x932, 26F18643-0FD2-4F1D-BC06-7E8176…)
Ariana’s face looks terrifying, its so tight. She’s gonna look like Joan River’s soon.
No. 912586
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No. 912599
File: 1631698193359.png (2 MB, 912x1180, wow.png)
I wonder if they had a foursome after the show.
No. 913306
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Sage for no milk, but I didn't know that Zooey looks so different now.