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No. 115959

http://demib0y.tumblr.com/about
http://demib0y.tumblr.com/tagged/rambles
http://demib0y.tumblr.com/tagged/self/


I honestly don't know if there's anything I can say that you can't read there. He's not an occasional cow, he's a fullblown snowflake. I love reading his rambles and laughing about them, but here's a rundown, screenshots to follow.

>Thinks he's a god/demon/worthy of worship

>Requests not to be called male/man/FTM
>"Zeke. Hy/hym. 19. UK. Trans. Queer. Autistic. Insane. Cult leader. Demon God."
>proceeds to tag himself as above
>Has a virtual "Shrine" for asskissing
>Is another fake spoonie

No. 115963

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No. 115966

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No. 115970

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No. 115979


No. 115990

>>115959
He's a bit old to be into this shit. Wanker.

No. 116009

Oh damn is this dude/chick (I forgot their gender) that lives in the same accommodation as me?

I have never seen them around.

No. 116014

File: 1433289813999.jpg (282.82 KB, 1080x1436, tumblr_npaeyzXexc1u8739jo1_500…)

WHAT THE FUCK HOW COME SHE GETS A MIRROR ON THE INSIDE OF HER WARDROBE

No. 116017

>>116009

Are they seriously studying biochemistry? And if you've ever seen them are they this ridiculous in person?

No. 116019

>>116009

I just realized you said you haven't seen them at all WHOOPS.

No. 116026

Is this thread a form of worship? He might like this if he finds it lol

No. 116028

I'd be angry too if I had that bowlcut

No. 116029

File: 1433291252473.jpg (162.73 KB, 720x1080, tumblr_nonxckyRX51u8739jo3_128…)

>>116026

>he


This is very clearly a female.

No. 116030

>>116026

Really? I'm sure they like to bitch a lot on tumblr about anyone who laughs at the god claim and all. Personally, I don't care if they like it or hate it, they shit they post is hilarious and others should see how ridiculous it is.

No. 116034

Fuck that pronoun shit.

No. 116039

>>116026
We only worship The Queen

No. 116040

File: 1433292078604.png (92.17 KB, 800x600, 3edgy5me.png)

sounds like a delightful person

No. 116041

what the fuck is spoonie spoons why

No. 116060

File: 1433293568635.jpg (40.39 KB, 542x371, 842177.jpg)

Looks like someone's been inspired by Raven's shower "art".

>3edgy5me

No. 116062

>>116041
It was developed by someone to explain how lupus was affecting them. Spoons=energy and severity of symptoms. The more spoons you have the better you feel. It later went on to mean any chronic illness. However, every special snowflake on Tumblr has co-adopted it for all their special snowflake problems. So it's lost it's real meaning since there are so many self diagnosers using it for their imaginary disabilities and ridiculous non-issues.

"I don't have the spoons to deal with this today" is a common saying on Tumblr.

I have lupus myself and stay far away from spoons or even blogging too much about my health. I don't want to attract people like this as followers.

No. 116070

>>116062

It's really sad, I saw the original spoon concept and thought it was really creative. And then everyone on Tumblr started using it and I just

No. 116091

>>116062
I don't understand how spoons=energy/severity of symptoms.

No. 116094

>>116091

She explained it something like her friend wanted to understand what a day with Lupus was like. So she gave her friend a pile of spoons and told her for each activity she did that day, she must take away one spoon.

Once she ran out of spoons, she wasn't allowed to do anything else. So, symbolically, they represent how she has to prioritize her wants and needs according to how many "spoons" (how much energy/cost of symptoms) she has during the day.

If I remember correctly, her friend was out of spoons by noon. It was an interesting read.

No. 116096


No. 116098

>>116040
>stop victimising yourself

how about… you take a step back and realize what you're doing right now lol.

God this shit is so fucking annoying. I can't wait until they graduate college and realize no one fucking wants to pamper to pamper their ass. It's so fucking annoying to me when people want to use pronouns outside of he/she/they. I'm all for respecting your stupid fucking pronouns, but if it isn't one of the three it's like… please shut up and die already. Snowflake level is makin me rage with how stupid they are.

No. 116121

I'm so angered by this persons posts that I'm at a loss for words

No. 116133

does demi stands for demisexual, jw

No. 116134

>>116133
No idea. That or some play on demigod, who knows, he's crazy.

No. 116153

>>116134
Hoping it's demigod (not like it makes it an better tho)

Nothing irks me more than demisexuals wanting their 'sexuality' being taken seriously.

No. 116222

>>116153

Isn't it basically just bisexuality?

No. 116223

>>116222
That doesn't sound edgy enough. You got to be a pronoun and have a fuckwit sexuality.

No. 116233

>>116133
iirc when you identify as "demiboy" it means you mostly identify as a boy but still kinda as a girl…. and the opposite for "demigirl"

i have a -friend- who identifies as demiboy and they're biologically female, and they wear tons of make up and female clothing most of the time but they bind and insist on male pronouns because they're also trans

it's annoying but i just go with it… do what you want, you're the one who looks like a dumbass lol

No. 116241

>>116062
Fuck i have fibro and i loved the spoons concept. But now i don't want to use it anymore if every tumblr wanker adopts it for their fake issues. Also sorry to hear you have Lupus.

No. 116242

>>116222
Nope, demisexuals can be straight, gay, bi etc but they only have sexual attraction with someone they are emotionally connected to.

Basically, most of the earth population.

No. 116253

>>116233
what the hell

No. 116255

File: 1433336862497.jpg (39.99 KB, 680x511, BRTky.jpg)


No. 116322

isn't anybody going to say something about his nose? also, he looks like an ugly version of spok. >>116014

No. 116330

>>116322
The eyebrows are more distracting in my opinion. What's with these cows and drawing shitty eyebrows?

No. 116420

"My pronouns are hy/hym/hys only (pronounced like he/him/his)."

"Don’t call me a man, male, FTM, afab or trans male."

"it’s funny because all those assholes who whine at me and say “ur not a god!!!1″ or harass me for ages are literally still cult followers of me, just in a different way. You may adorn my temple with love or hate but either way you’re still adorning it and I will still gain power."

I'm normally a proper SJW about queer folk but God i want to punch this little shit in her special snowflake face until she's gender-conforming.

No. 116425

>>116153
>>116133
>>116134

i think she's claiming she's "half boy". hence all the "don't call me male, female to male trans, he, him" shit.

No. 116435

>>116014
the brows are a nightmare but you gotta admit that's a good facial structure to work with

No. 116437

>>116029
coooming ma, just gotta tape my nipples real quick and take some pics for tumblr!

No. 116508

>>116420

Same here. I'm all for rights and whatnot but this bitch is terrible.

No. 116513

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Aw, it cleared out the loving messages. http://www.yourworldoftext.com/~divinezeke/

No. 116515

File: 1433371660181.jpg (152.64 KB, 1014x471, Screenshot (1134).jpg)

I AM A GOD. PRAYER TO OTHER GODS IN MY NAME INSULTS ME.

No. 116628

>>116515
so edgy it hurts

good luck in real world

No. 117013

>>116628

I wish someone could tell us how it acts in person, honestly.

No. 117418

>>117013
>>116009

But that anon never sees her so who knows

No. 302997

I've known Zeke in person for about 17 years. Let people be their weird selves on the internet and fucken leave them alone. Zeke is an amazing person who while not without his own struggles and issues has been an amazing friend and a pretty amazing/hilarious/creative person to be around.
You lot and others actually bullied him offline, like, seriously, why do you care so much about someone you've never met to the point of harassing and dedicated message boards and death threats? This being someone who found solace and a welcoming community online.

No. 302999

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>>302997
>bumping a year old thread
stop googling yourself you self obsessed faggot

No. 303005

This isnt him, cocknugget
I hope he hasnt seen this fucking thread, I stumbled upon this and got angry, as you would when you see strangers attacking someone you care about for no reason.
Let people be, ffs, why do you care about other peoples pronouns and shit, just cos its online it doesnt mean its your problem(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)

No. 303748

>>115959
>>116420
I'm kinda surprised noone here has made this joke yet but…

Hy/hym? As in "hymen". As in vid related?



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