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This anon >>132923
should share pics if possible. Lurking her insta shows that no one wanted her overpriced bugs (which can sell at cons, the last one I was at there was a table with preserved butterflies in terrarium like things) but instead wanted her merch of other people's art.
Link to cheap/fake sterling expose:https://www.reddit.com/r/rantgrumps/comments/3c1vaa/suzys_etsy_expos%C3%A9_jewelry_part_4_fake_sterling/
It seems more like she's playing dumb and confused to make herself seem innocent. She did this before the first time people pointed out her cheap charms too.
She probably figured no one would actually check and follow up on it, despite the fact that one time wearing it would probably turn someone's neck green.
I get she wants the highest mark up possible, but you have to work up to that price, especially when you're only really known as the wife of someone else (who doesn't even do the creative thing he used to.)
Because what are metal allergies. right?????
But seriously, this is another case of blatant false advertisement. The other wasn't as apparent, since she only stated in a reddit comment that she bought all her pieces from local shops, turned out untrue. This time it's clear as day on her listings "STERLING SILVER". Which is now another lie.
She probably thought she'd never be caught lmao. I don't believe for a second that she was duped into buying cheap sterling.
She needs to over haul her shop and fix it from the ground up. No one is buying those bugs as much as her other stuff. Even at AX people wanted stickers and shirts.
She just wants to sell her shit and that's find. Just don't sell crap and don't forget about your fans. A day after the con and you are pimping shirts. https://instagram.com/p/4zv0YbHzLE/
While Holly actually thanked her fans for seeing her. I'm more than willing to buy from her than suzy because she cares.https://instagram.com/p/40XosZoIMs/
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God Suzy's face looks really bizarre.
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I'm going through tags on social media to see what I can dig up of her from AX.
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Annnd finally found some images I was hoping to see. Some showing their table
It doesnt look like Suzy has that much stuff, but she probably still made tons of money of the shirts/stickers.
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She also broke up with Arin, tried working at disney world, got a new boyfriend (while arin sent her love letters literally every day begging her to come back) and when she got tired of disney world, came back and crashed at his place.
Not to mention she made arin believe animation was a "pipe dream". A whole bunch of fuckign retards.
Nothing was special about him except that he wanted to be an animator and liked doing his shitty animations for fun. I don't want to go through every single newgrounds forum post of his, but his aspirations of being an animator are almost completely gone now. Well, look at it like this. Arin is a lot like other guys from these times; he's average looking, probably a bit socially awkward, and spent a lot of his time on the computer. Suzy is probably his first serious, or first ever relationship and he doesn't know any better.
So he falls head over heels for her. She knows he's in the palm of her hands. Arin deals with her shit and is very clingy to her, because he doesn't know any better and he probably doesn't want to be alone (especially after all the work he's done trying to get this girl) so he does whatever she wants and defends her religiously. A part of him knows this isn't how it's supposed to be, and he has let himself go.
you can see in >>133599
that she was trying to sell her framed bugs, so if she's still charging $100 fucking dollars for them and people bought them, she probably made decent money.
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Oh yeah nevermind, it was in this post. You can see the sign just above this guys shoulder says "All bugs $75"
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>these instagram white knights
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good shot of their table. I thought their table looked bare in other photos, but I guess they just sold lots??
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I completely agree. Someone posted this item they bought from her, and I think smaller items like this would have been better/sold faster.
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Although through the powers of social media, we can confirm at least 3 people bought the expensive as hell bugs. Which honestly, for bringing an expensive item like that into AA, she did fairly well with them>probably because of her efame>all her fans want to ride her dick
You can buy the same bugs as her, get them pinned for an extra fee, get the same corner frames and spray paint them silver and voila have your own bug display for half the price of Suzy's.
I've been thinking on making my own for a while bc I'm into the look, but her fee is outrageous. I have all the links to where she orders her stuff bookmarked.
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Honestly what kind of shit doctor does Suzy go to???
Also she uploaded a ten second video of her at the gym. She's totally trying hard guys.
No reason why it should be taking this long for the doc to get the "right" dosage or why she's not losing some
(even minimal) weight after taking synthroid. It's something else or she's not tracking her food and activity accurately. I do feel bad because weight gain has to suck but I honestly,y don't understand what is going on if she's telling the truth.
She hasn't mentioned taking hormone pills at all. If she had I obviously missed it somewhere. The only option she ever brings up is having her thyroid surgically removed, which seems really weird to me. What doctor is she seeing that's giving her this only option?
From what I've read online (obvs not a doctor) treating hypothyroidism is usually pretty simple once you nail down your dosage.
Part of me is thinking she's making all these posts about her thyroid for sympathy but wow. Something is really off about this.
Interestingly enough I actually gained weight when I had hyperthyroidism because I was just constantly hungry. When I had my thyroid removed I completely lost my appetite and as a result lost crazy amounts of weight.>>134258
Yes, but getting the correct dosage takes forever and you feel like death in the process. It took my doctor over a year to figure out what I needed.
No, thyroid issues aren't the most serious of illnesses but they seriously fuck with your energy and emotions if your dosage is wrong. Hypothyroidism feels like the shittiest depression you've ever had and on the worst days I barely had enough energy to get out of bed.
Where is this? Some kind of garden? Why are they dressed like they're tourists in Hawaii?>>134443
To be fair, it is part of the cheesy tourist attire. Arin needs a fanny pack to complete the ensemble, though.
This made me giggle to be honesthttps://instagram.com/p/4ydWDtHzHy/
Here is the gym video in case anyone wanted to see it. Putting it on here due to the comments
>>134552>Thigh gap!>But thigh gaps are unhealthy!!!11!!1>No they aren't, she just working out not starving herself for one or something!!!!!111!!!!!!!!!!1111!!11
Except she totally tried starving herself/limiting food intake to obscene levels to loose weight. Also:
>Fat people are jelly!!!!1!!!11
Like Suzy isn't fat now (or average sized at best. Which is essentially the smaller end of plus size if we go by the presumed National average.)
Haha stupid bitch, that machine is not going to help her get thigh gap, it's gonna do the opposite
Also>working with 7 lbs
no wonder she isn't losing weight/progressing
Do you know how many vacations they take???
They go to Disney a bunch. Suzy just filmed a bunch of videos there last year. They've gone to Japan what, 2-3 times now?? And they have another trip coming up soon. and of course, they went to Hawaii.
People were actually a bit upset because during one of the Japan trips, they didn't shoot enough episodes to upload prior, so once they got back they did a bunch of awful jet-lagged, tired as shit episodes to make up. Because quality is very important to grumps.
No I don't think she ever did have it changed and I honestly don't see the issue?
But how could we ever forget that Suzy's husband is Arin ALSO KNOWN AS EGORAPTOR.
I don't see the issue either, but I think >>134702
anon think she wants to go the Nicole route at some point or something. It's hard to see her being genuine about anything anymore, and I'm sure if someone asked her about it she'd take some uber tumblrette SJW point of view on it. (Even though the actually progressive thing is a Jay-Z/Beyonce route were they both take each other's names.)
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Took a screenshot of a gif-collage Tumblr post of Suzy's hair evolution. The top row and 8 are definitely her better looks compared to whatever it is she's doing now.
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Ah yeah that was me! Seeing her in person was interesting
Here's a pic, cropped my sister out of course
Side-swept and straight across bangs really suited her.
I don't know why she gave them up and did whatever the hell she is doing with her hair now.
Here you go anon >>133839>>134779
I really like her hair in 7. To be honest I like her with glasses+her make up there too. I'm fucking horrible with anything fashion though
1, 4 and 7 are her best looks imo, with 8 and 9 being the worst. And here I thought my forehead was huge…>>134784
She legit looks worse without the make up. Most people just look tired, or simply less polished, she literally looks undefined because of how small and piggy her eyes are.>>134792
I will never understand Suzy's fashion choices.
I agree. she looks very ugly. dont see the appeal tbh
also doesnt suzy have a shit ton of haters? how could she get into AX?
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So I sorta stumbled on Arin's old livejoural: http://egoraptor.livejournal.com/
This entry from 2005 he says he's never had a "girlfriend" lol. Didn't someone make a timeline of his relationship with Suzy? Weren't they dating by then?
>>134924>I have a huge inferiority complex
It makes sense. That's why he's so beta.
Arin thinks he's worthless or just doesnt believe in himself. When he met Suzy, everything was over for him. Arin is an easy target for manipulators like Suzy. Look at how she controls him. Guys with inferiority complex are beta and end up with manipulative dominant women because they think that's all they're worth. They think they're inferior to others so they don't aim higher, even if they deserve it. Guys like Arin will never realize their girlfriends are bad. It's like they're living in this tiny world where everything is dull and sad but they can't do anything about it because they think they're not worth happiness. They think no other girl will ever want to be with them so they just leave it like that. Notice how Arin reacts to critism toward Suzy, especially about her scams? He denies everything. I think deep inside himself, he probably knows it's true. He probably knows Suzy is shit, but he pretends or choose to deny the reality because he seems to have a fear of being lonely. When he was with Jon, he looked happy. He had life goals. But he gave up on everything. Why? For Suzy. Their relationship is absolutely toxic. He still can dump Suzy, stop being an asshole, re-become happy and apologize to Jon but he'll never do it.
Finding old mentions of Suzy in these journals is fucking weird. Also these are around the Katie era, since Arin repeatedly says in a few entries he's TAKEN.http://egoraptor.livejournal.com/100239.html
>+ Who is the cutest?: Katie or Suzy or Chelsea. I think I'll have to say Suzy, the other two have a more sexy vibe. :3
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Arin made a journal complaining about his brother's GF and his brother actually came in blew Arin the fuck out.http://egoraptor.livejournal.com/93533.html
Also his brother confirms Arin doesn't understand what a relationship is like.
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It feels like I just walked into a fight lmao. Except this happened in 2004.
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This is Arin and his brother btw.
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Damn what does he have against Hilary yo.
Yeah to be fair he was like 16-18 when writing these, and only a handful of people knew him as "egoraptor".
Arin's livejournal is mostly video game/movie reviews, talking about his dreams (most of them have girls in them), complaining about work, and briefly talking about his friends, family, etc.
It's overall pretty boring but he does has a few entries of gushing over Katie if anyone's interested. Mentions of Suzy are very minimal.
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Who the hell is Krystal?
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Why the fuck is he so aggressive and hateful toward people in general?
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im sorry for the spam it's just very lulzy
God I live for angst-y old poetry.>>134964>>134965
I guess Arin had an e-gf in 2001 too? So he was like what? 14?
There was also a HUGE journal entry Arin made about what love "really is". It was super generic and long so I skimmed it. If anyone finds it again it might be worth posting? Iunno.
I think it's funny how Arin had multiple online GFs, hell even he and Suzy were LDR for years. Doesn't seem like he could get a ~real~ GF until Suzy's controlling ass moved in.
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yeah i guess too. she sounds sweet
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Very long post (didnt screencapped everything) but was he bullied?
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looks like he was bullied at school when he was 14
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He thinks infatuation is love. haha what an idiot
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10 years later, the suppression of the truth has only made him depressed, empty, and overweight.
funny considering a recent Q&A, >>133613
at around 6:13 - 7:47
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I concur that it seems arin has a lot of issues, and its honestly quite sad. I used to think he was alright until he became a greedy jew puppet.
Did this bitch just trigger warning
motherfucking weight loss? For real? FOR REAL REAL?
Are people that delicate they can't fucking stand hearing about people loosing WEIGHT? This generation is fucked. I'm convinced. The greatest generation from the 40s is old and dying out. Our generation is a bunch of whiny pissbabies. We need another World War to root out the weaklings.
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Yep, seen people do that before on both Tumblr and Twitter.
The other one that gets me is when people mention drinking even perfectly normally and add an 'ALCOHOL TRIGGER WARNING
Eh, I mean eating disorders are a real thing.>>135258
Yeah, people have talked a lot about the possibility of Arin being trans. He always plays as a girl, says he "identifies" (notice the word he used) with girl stuff. When asked what he wanted to be, Arin immediately said "girl".
But who knows. I think he's really conflicted in general because he keeps his sexuality and stuff mostly private.
You can read in a lot of his past journals that he grew up with a lot of people assuming he was gay, even his mom thought he was gay. He even started a club with his friends to prove how "straight" they were by showing each other their dicks.
Dude has issues.
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Latest from Suzy's instagram. Did she edit her husbands face a lot? Like shit. He looks plastic smooth and crazy orange in the face
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New piece she made for her collection.
I actually think this ones composition is really damn ugly. And I'm not just saying that because we all hate Suzy, I usually actually like the aesthetic of her other works with those shitty silver frame things.
Maybe it would look better if she didnt have such an ugly red wall behind it? But I feel like there isn't a great flow to this piece, which is something you'd want when you are trying to go for a natural/organic feel like this. Also I hate her weird color scheme of green, yellow, and brown.
I see what you mean with the flow. There's just way too many bugs scattered in there, makes looking at it hard for me, eyes don't really know where they should be looking exactly. The bright red wall doesn't help either.
And I'm with you anon, I really like bug pinning and her stuff isn't usually such an attack on the eyes.
I think if the beetles were clustered more together instead of being so evenly spaces apart it would have looked nicer. The random super bright beetle like the green and yellow really throw me off to.
I also hate that they are all facing random fucking directions??? If they all were follow a curve or looking like the were climbing towards the top, it would have been nicer
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I did a draw over type thing to show what I'm saying. I'm really bad at forming my thoughts in text
Man alcohol is the best who could put a trigger warning
It's probably water. For some reason.>>135382
I have a feeling that Arin is, if anything, genderfluid since it is a legit thing even though tumblrettes have latched onto it. I've known people who do just want to be girly one day and a guy the next and I feel like Arin is the type to flip flop since he def likes having his dick. I think the only reason he hasn't now is because of a lack of info, even after the whole Caitlyn Jenner thing. And I do have a feeling that Suzy has shut some of that identity expression down knowing that he's not going to leave her for wanting to wear a dress on occasion.>>135486
According to the recent Grump Q&A Suzy went to school for classical painting. She clearly learned nothing since her composition sucks balls. I have a feeling she was one of those students who felt she didn't need to learn anything and that the teacher automatically hated her for no reason.
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Dear lord she was trained in classical painting? Did she take it at a recreation center or something because damn she sucks sometimes at art. She has some OK stuff, but for her age and "experience" i'd imaagine she'd be better than what she is. I found some photos of her paintings, I'll start commencing a dump
>another one of her pieces with terrible composition, everything is terrible
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Right now these pieces are 2012 era
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I guess some of these were too embarrassing to put into her art video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GIKyDjIU0Hs
This is the only thing i've liked of hers.
And that's not much of a compliment seeing as I think its still really generic.
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I agree. its pretty generic and it could be a little more refined. But the colors are interesting at least and I like the way the hair is colored.
Actually, has Suzy drawn anything since 2012 when all of these were done?
What the hell is with Arin and Suzy both giving up on drawing
Like I guess, for cow standards. But she's not fantastic at all. And I'm assuming you don't know much about art because if you did you could find an insane amount of flaws with her work.
Overall to me a lot of her work looks amateurish and that without a reference photo, she could not paint or draw well at all. Hell even with the reference photo she has mistakes in placement and proportions
Is this seriously what you'd call sexual assault? It's super uncomfortable and unwarranted, for sure, but I've been to a lot of cons where I've seen milder forms of this behavior. I've actually been groped at cons before. He's not being molested, she's just a really way too clingy fan who doesn't know when to stop because she thinks it's okay. I'd call this harassment at best.
The way he's screaming "Security" almost makes it seem like he's having fun and the crowd seems like that's all they see it as as well, until someone actually drags her offstage.http://www.reddit.com/r/gamegrumps/comments/2txocn/if_you_think_the_magfest_panel_was_bad_then_you/co3cfpqhttp://www.reddit.com/r/gamegrumps/comments/2txocn/if_you_think_the_magfest_panel_was_bad_then_you/co3flaz
Looks like they're done with AX forever now, though. Good.
OMG these LJ posts are funny as hell. Thanks, farmers. >>134941
Everything about this post is so funny considering Arin and Suzy's relationship now. Honestly.>>134943
Sounding a bit like a virgin with rage here. ugh.>>134952
Lol. Hindsight is 20/20, innit?>>134976
Shocker of the century.
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Her stuff is "okay", but for a classically trained artist she has tons of proportion and composition issues. It's also hard to see much difference in a lot of these pieces since they all mostly look like self portraits?
The colors she uses also sorta irk me, they feel very unconnected.>>135525
This is the only piece that is generally pretty good. The symmetry and palette is appealing. It's funny how she's still salty over losing the competition she entered this in.
The way she talked about her art in her videos made herself sound a lot better than she actually is. She bragged about entering her stuff in shows in high school, and how her art teacher was obsessed with her, etc.>>135539
Most recent things I've seen her do besides taxidermy is a moon she painted, and another piece of a closeup of her mouth that she posted about on insta. They were both included in her art video.
She thought those hands where acceptable?
I'm no art fag but jesus
some of her shit is bad. But, you know, at least she's not chris chan level.
not the previous anon, but from iirc sakimis anatomy seems to be bad so it can be "sexier". its not awful, its just your typical broken back pushin out titties type of shit.>>135809
tbh i don't think having a hs art teacher fawn over you is really a big deal. looking back at my stuff it was really mediocre(even for my age), i get the feeling a lot of them just appreciate at least one of their students taking art for a reason other than easy credits. her stuff reminds me a lot of the stuff students who take an art class for a year, who've never picked up a pencil before in their life, and genuinely try at it. good, but not impressive in the slightest. completely uninspired and usually pretty ugly still. even her best pieces embarrassingly regular. probably why she has to rely so hard on religious symbols to make it interesting. but what the fuck is going on with the bunny girls thigh in >>135526
?? you'd think she'd pencil the lineart first and then go over in black paint.
Are you her? I don't really hate her face or anything. It's what she does that's annoying.https://instagram.com/p/5FGTxTHzM8/?taken-by=mortemer
You forgot this gem.
Ah yes. Apparently Ross (not Arin, but Ross) shat his pants just before that picture…
In any case, Suzy's art sucks, which is probably why she's 'switched' to the jewelry (which also sucks) and the taxidermy (which isn't very inspired). Herworks looks like a high schooler's at best. She probably just couldn't handle critique, surprise surprise.>>138256
UGH. The bead thing started getting press over a year ago, a handful of states have already banned them since.
Also most recent Q&A. New session it looks like. (Dan and Barry remain the most likable out of everyone still.)
Sorry about that. I appreciate you delivering a lot of Suzy updates! I can't stand her since I enjoy let's plays and I think she ruins Game Grumps.
Don't worry, you didn't sound really like her. In order to go full Suzy, you have to call us something awful like "lovelies".
It's not problem I was no troubled by it and I know lately there have been lurkers who have sent lolcow to her or brought it up to her
I didn't see this video posted in any other threads (unless I missed it)
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Wow, Middle row second one actually looks <gasp> cute???
She should drop the ~goth~ shit and/or at least jum on the straight, full eyebrow bandwagon
Genderfluidity or whatever doesn't exist, that's how humans work, some people don't feel like following certain gender stereotypes or standards and that's just normal, it doesn't have anything to do with gender issues.
I dress on my dad's hand me downs sometimes and others I groom myself and wear dresses, that doesn't mean I feel like a man then a woman, is just me being lazy and wanting to be comfortable or feeling like looking pretty and put on a nice dress, but that's it.
Maybe he's a crossdresser, you know, it has to do with feeling good being femenine but not wanting to be a woman.
This! I was thinking about self portraits aswell. It's a big turn off, considering she probably didn't outright plan on painting herself.
Other than having issues with composition and proportion, she doesn't seem to know about dynamics in visual stuff. A lot of her stuff is symmetric or "hey ima just put this here without no reason at all" and therefore she hasn't gone past high-school skills in art even if her degree papers state otherwise.
She knows how to use colours… But it looks like she just couldn't be arsed to finish her linework or lightning/shadowing. Which makes her stuff look mediocre and maybe a bit cheap. She's not crap but no, she's nothing special either.
>tl;dr venting after over 10 years of artfag studies
Jon looks so much slimmer since his early Game Grumps/Jontron days. I'm proud of him. >>133788
This on the other hand makes me sad, he really, really let himself go. Makes me wonder if he's secretly miserable over marrying Suzy and pretty much being smothered by her.
Have you seen the oily grease-pit that is her face? She zooms in way too close in her makeup tutorials and gives everyone a great look at all the cystic acne that covers her entire forehead and cheeks. Her skin color is weirdly gray too, she basically looks like a decomposing corpse.
But of course when she posts on insta she can add filters and smooth out her skin so she seems perf.
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You poor ignorant fool…
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Actually looks cute in the middle right and bottom left pictures. It's already been said but she really
needs to drop her whole spoopy + goffick!! thing. Doesn't she know that completely lining your eyes makes them look smaller? And when you've already got eyes the size of a crab's, you're doing them absolutely no favors.
It's already been proven with this picture that she can look pretty damn cute when she goes with the natural-ish, bohemian look, kind of similar to Jean. She's still got mad amounts of eyeliner on here, but it's significantly less eye make-up than she scrawls and pastes on nowadays (shit loads of dark eyeshadow, thick eyeliner that wings out from her nose bridge to her temples, over the top fake eyelashes, circle lenses). I'm guessing this is mostly why her sister looks a thousand times prettier than her; she doesn't wear harsh as shit, black make-up and wears nice, normal clothes rather than unco-ordinated UNIF pieces with diamante-encrusted belts and flared jeans.
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I thought those one's were cute too. A lot of people are cute kids tbh
The one on the right (middle) looks like she belong with the Hanson brothers tho
oh my LOOORD
EVERYBODY STOP WATERLINING WITH BLACK FFS IT IS NOT GOOD ON ANYONE EVER DO NOT DO IT
Kay I love Holly now. She is the irl Ramona Flowers
Still think she's Fuckin ugly tho lol
Does her hoodie really say "SATAN IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL"? Really? :/
She's trying so hard to be edgy and dark but it's so half-hearted. Suzy is basic as hell. Shouldn't she know that throwing around the term spirit animal is kinda fucking disrespectful? Or is she just riding on that old trend too.
Suzy runs the GG twitter just so you know. There have been multiple times where she has accidentally linked her own beauty channel videos on the GG twitter handle.
So Suzy is just shamelessly plugging her own channel right here.
Disagree. Public figure. Fair game.
Holly is ugly. Her hair is a fried mess. Her eyes are beady. Her face looks swollen. She dresses like an autistic child. I agree what the anon earlier said about her fat face, it is really fat. She is pretty cool though. She needs to grow her hair and dye it something else and wear better clothes. Then she wouldn't look special ed.
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Suzy being a true weeb
I've never seen this before and thought i'd sharehttps://instagram.com/p/3MmuJ2N-5T/
I also remember their being links of Nicole trying to get with the grumps so I went to see if perhaps theres anymore of them hanging out to post here but her twitter bored me so i couldn't find them again
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Posted about an hour ago.
Suzy has beauty AND brains, Arin's a lucky guy.
Oh shut up.
She's fair game on here, especially since she actually meets the requirements to be a lolcow.
lol Suzy's 2goth4u you just don't understand :P>>141491
Holly does need better hair. It's not a flattering cut for her and the color is definitely iffy. I think a brighter color would be better.
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She'll never get the gold one though lol
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>REAL human tooth necklace!! Only $70 USD !!!
Really how much work did she do for this, put a tooth in a clear box and attached a pre made chain to it?? Like wtf Suzy you're a jew
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Probably ripping off another artist with her new sticker
And where even did she get a 'REAL rotten (wtf?) human tooth' from anyway? Shit's weird. And gross.
They offer them to you or you just ask. And like >>142378
said people will buy them. I've seen jewelry made with teeth it's not cheap.
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Dat lipstick application
Question: Why does she smooth out her philtrum even further? You'd think she'd throw a shadow or two in there or something so she doesn't look so FAS.
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Common guys, cant do a little research yourself…
Of course Suzy wouldnt sell something unless she was making a huge mark up/profit. She does it with literally all of her items.
Some quick googling led me to find this example, I'll keep searching for more though.
50 human teeth for $225 (including shipping). Seems high, but 225/50 = $4.5 per tooth. Plus the shitty generic necklace plus plastic case, she probably spends less than $10 per necklace and has very little time invested into it since she can probably make each necklace in under 10 minutes.
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Oh and wow, they even sell the teeth with cavities. Maybe she adds in more black spots with paints or something to make them more rotten?
To be honest the dealings with something like this is a bit sketchy since you're technically selling something that is a biohazard.
Woah thanks for the info anon! I was curious about it but was a bit grossed out on what might pop up>>142344
Isn't the gold one for 1 million subscribers or something like that?
I am not sure if the workings in America are the same as in the UK, but here, you are not allowed to sell bodily remains but there are ways around that rule. The person must of been dead atleast 100 years and you can't actually "sell" the body part, you pay for the box or label that comes with it.
If anyone knows more they might be more specific, I just learnt this from a human taxidermist who's studio was next to the shop I work in, so I'm sorry if anything not correct.
Ugh, those comments. "I want my kids to be this beautiful"
No one should want kids with FAS. And someone comparing her to Ellen page? um, no.
I've heard applying liquid to matte lipsticks is kinda tricky look neat but come on, couldn't she just clean up the edges with a make-up wipe or something.
And I'm guessing she doesn't realize how odd it looks, I bet she just thinks she has a ~unique~ face.
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what are u talkin about anon they are identical!!!
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Guys, it is Ellen Page hahah. I just shooped her features to look like Suzy. I possibly went too far.
Here's the original.
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Does anyone else get angry when looking at this pic? IDk why it angers me a lot
Did you hear that?
It's the sound of mY FUCKING SIDES FLYING OUT OF THIS PLANET
She's trying so, so hard to be cute and quirky. If that was her actual personality, it would work, but it's not. She's a super try hard. She doesn't know whether she wants to be cute or super gothic and dark. She really has no personality or identity because she is trying to appeal to everyone. >>143407
OH MY GOD
BASED FUCKING ANON
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Hot damn why is your forehead so shiny gurl.
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I've started to notice that suzy is starting to look older. Not in a bad/haggish way but if I saw her I might assume she was in her late 20s or even early 30s. I felt this way about her KKG merch photos and in this photo you can really see it, the crinkled chin from a slight frown doesnt help.
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Jesus fucking Christ get some straight blunt bangs Suzy. You look horrible with that alien head and plus you'll even cover the 5head plus the wrinkles and Satsuki-gone-wrong eyebrows to top it off.
Why do some lolcows love to show off their oily, greasy 5head foreheads like Kaka, Suzy, etc??
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wtf suzy why does this beetle look so pathetic and depressing
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STOP WITH THE SHITTY NECKLACES SUZY
She doesn't seem to be taking care of her skin at all lately. And remember when she made that post a few months ago about forcing herself to drink more water? What the hell was she drinking before?
She's lazy and doesn't care for herself. She keeps using her thyroid as an excuse to be 30+ pounds overweight, but she's just a sloppy person. I mean, she married someone who doesnt care about their looks. That's kind of how it goes. When you date/marry an active person, you'll probably be active with them and vice versa if they are lazy and sloppy. Now that she can ride Game Grump's coat tails with their fame and fortune, she doesn't have to put effort into her look at all.
She still claims to be a makeup guru, which is a sad lie. Too bad all her whiteknights will continue to defend her and buy her over-priced bugs on etsy.
>>144668>Says it's a rosary
It probably costs her $5-$7 to make this. fuck this bitch.
What on that 'rosary' is even worth $110? It's just some cheap beads and a hand pendant that's probably terribad quality imported from China.
The beading isn't even symmetrical ffs.
>>144682>I have been blessed with great skills and talents that will blow your mind
So humble.>>144683>"n I hope evurywun's doing well, ufufu~ GEWDNIIITE!"
Ach, my fucking ears. She's trying so hard to sound cute and it's just so saccharine and awful.
Why would they have a casting call if they were just going to hire her straight off the bat? Wat.
Her voice is sooo fucking bad here and her trying to sound so cutsie is just embarrassing.
Ewww. Maybe it's just me, but I find that really disgusting.
Sort of OT, but one thing that really grosses me out is when there are free refills at a restaurant and someone keeps ordering glass after glass of pop. I'm not a total health freak or anything, and there's nothing wrong with having a can of pepsi from time to time, but blatantly consuming large quantities of obviously unhealthy food/drinks is sort of nasty.
uhggggg! same here w/the drinks. Since I'm in the south, however, so sweet tea is often a culprit and I cringe when people add /more/ sugar to it. I stick with water or alcohol (which, tbh, isn't always better)
On topic: it's fun looking at Suzy's past videos and the ones at the very beginning of her channel barely break 10k views (unless they feature Arin, her Hot Topic modelling, or her cats). Like, you can tell why she started shoving him into her vids… especially now w/the revelation from lj that she just wants to be rich. More views=more money.
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Suzy hops on every band wagon thinking she can make money. Beauty Gurus can make a lot, but with YT being overrun now, you have to stand out and with Suzy not being 1)really a goth 2)particularly talented in application and 3)well versed in types of make up and skincare, no one outside of grump fans (who are legit called 'lovelies' by Dan frequently and I think was a term started by Jon?) gives a shit about her. Same with her other channels like KKG and Meeperfish. She's shit at everything and not in an entertaining way.
Also she, Barry and Ross did vocal work for the most recent Red Vs Blue. Now she's totally a voice actress guys!
Who in the hell would pay for a recording of suzys voice???? Nails on a chalkboard is free.
Also "lovelies" was started by Arin. Jon wanted to call the fans "cumfaggots" bc he thinks the whole nickname thing is stupid.
Fuck, this video is so cute
I feel like these two are definitely the most genuine and likable ones in the whole GG group imo
I actually really like how she looks there compared to her usual self
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Her makeup looks so sloppy tho????
Her wings are shaky and weak as shit and the lipstick…gawd help her.
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I was really bored so I shooped some of her pictures to see what she would look like with less FAS. I don't think shes really all that ugly but she needs bangs like damn.
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I thought she looked alright but I decided to give her a lip after this one
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Now she scares me and I think I went too far
Dat megamind forehead, hoooly.
She does look better in your shoops, but still a bit off. I've tried shopping her before and it's really hard to work with her features. They're just so strange.
Fuck she is boring.
When she's talking it's only ever her complaining about something or advertising herself/products (hers or not) for money.
With this one and take a wild guess.
Another thing that confuses me is is it common for someone with almost 200,000 subs to barely get 30,000 views on a video?
Wow yeah. She has 184k subs, and only around 10-15k views on her ~beauty~ videos. That doesn't seem right.
Do you really think Suzy would go out of her way to buy subs? :\ I had a feeling the Grumps were doing it for their main channel for a while, and Suzy kept begging and begging for subs and finally broke 100k on her KKG channel.
I don't get the appeal of NSP. Everything I've watched of theirs is just so…lame. Like it's made for 13-year-old boys or people with rofl SO randumb!! XDD sense of humor. Like, I think Danny seems nice and kinda cool outside of it, but yeah.
I don't really understand how anyone who finds most of GG stuff funny can think the same of NSP stuff.
OKAYY HERE WE GO (OFF TOPIC SORTA)
Where to buy bugs: http://www.butterfliesandthings.com/
(You can get them pinned for a fee so you don't have to do it yourself)
Where to get the exact corner embellishments as Suzy:https://www.etsy.com/shop/SiberHardware?section_id=16283606&ref=shopsection_leftnav_4
Then all you need is a shadowbox, gold/silver spray paint, and photo frames, which can all be found at craft stores.
And if you want to make some of her jewelry: https://www.etsy.com/shop/LancelotDIY
The one thing stopping me from believing she bought subscribers is I thought you got money from youtube based off the views?https://instagram.com/p/5ppRcvHzDE/
Seems the diet is going well
Of course her fat ass couldn't resist.
A whole 7 donuts just for her, really? I would understand I guess if she said they were for her and Arin but she specifically said "ninjasexparty brought ME back a present".
They're codependent as fuck and it's not good.
Suzy is manipulative and controlling and Arin is delusional and weak. Just take a look at any interaction of Suzy+Arin to the GG subreddit, they're like the abusive parents you never wanted.
Suzy has a crazy victim-complex and Arin just feeds into it.
Like I could go on, dude.
The fact that Arin hasn't seriously dated anyone else in his life is like a super red flag, and the fact that he begged for Suzy for a year straight… just ick.
Shit man you're on point.
Arin creeps me out real bad but Suzy annoys the shit outta me. They are not good together at all but I don't think they'll ever end it (even though I really wanna see that happen lol)
"Only model if you have clear skin!!!"
yeah ok latex face.
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i thought she was taking a shit or peeing for a second
does she not line her waterline?
I think that's what keeps looking off to
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Looks like a goth tranny pissing up against the wall.
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>dat middle pose
these pictures reek of VampireFreaks circa 2007
she needs to drop this goth schtick, it ain't doing her any favors
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She looks quite nice here.
Further supports the idea that she suits earthy colours/style.
Got all these from her myspace by the way. There's tonnes on there. She seems to have uploaded all of her modelling photos on there, at least up until whenever she stopped using myspace.https://myspace.com/suzyberhow/photos
VampireFreaks or a Myspace ~alt model~
All these photos are awfully amateur.
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This set is so trashy, holy shit. It's like a 90's porn shot.
Haven't had a chance to watch this yet, but the amount she says "Welcome back to an exciting episode of ______" annoys the hell out of me. Every Q&A vid and frequent GG and KKG vids. Then ending with the same line "Tune in next week for another exciting episode"
Maybe she's trying to reference DBZ since they do that all the time, but it's REALLY annoying when she does it every time…
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I though this was a chubby Sasha Grey from the thumbnail
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Every single time I shoop her it looks so odd.
She looks like hellspawn
My god almighty she is so fucking dull, do people actually think she does her makeup well ?????
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different shopanon here
>moved her lips up
>had to draw on an upper lip+ fatten bottom
>Thinner, lower eyebrows turned 15 degrees outward
>no more ayy hairline
>removed club rat snooki hairdye
>a tan and pleasant hair color
Still has shit makeup and uneven skin but still an improvement
Oh wow, she looks like a vidya character I can't quite put my finger on.
I think she looks cuter, definitely.
Suzy is really missing out on looking decent with not having an upper lip. Less arched brows are an improvement too. Her current ones make her look so bitchy.
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I didnt want to mess with her skeletal structure too much, just styling (except for moving the lips). But here she is with jaw/chin surgery>>146583
Now that I think about it they BOTH have that beady eye thing going, like their eyes are too small for their head.
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Did she make this for Arin or something?>but the fact that I know I forgot shows that…I love you!!!
does it tho.
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Possibly, but I've heard with thin + wide lips it distributes weirdly and can give that fake ducklips look as opposed to having it done on narrower set lips. Suzy's top lip is the only one that needs plumping, but it seems like it might be too thin and wide to look good.
I think she would benefit from just having some actual colour on her lips as opposed to that nude she always uses. Does her no favours whatsoever.
In this pic and here >>146670
her lips look fine, nice and plump-looking, dare I say.
I don't like to judge either, but yeah their relationship seems less than healthy. Suzy just seems generally "phony" with Arin and Arin seems like a gullible, lonely twat.
Arin would be better off alone, and Suzy with some similarly minded goth chump.
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so creppy and g0ffickk
I think that's true, but Suzy has made him as greedy and selfish as her now. He used to seem more humble and now he tries to monetize everything and squeeze every penny he can out of Game Grumps & co.
GG used to be fun and modest and I think only advertised selling some shirts a couple of times. As soon as Jon left they started advertising for all sorts of stupid 'merch' left and right - "Buy our calendar!! Buy our booty shorts!! Buy our shitty music!! We made another channel! SUBSCRIBE!!! My hot gamur gurl waifu made a gaming channel too SUBSCRIBE!! WE ALREADY MADE SHIRTS BUY THEM!!!!"
I just think this is who he is now. Suzy has brainwashed him.
This company makes a bunch of weird perfumes, I remember at one point I think Sephora carried them? They had a Play-Doh one for instance.>>146884
Not to defend Suzy or Arin, but GG is owned by Polaris. I honestly feel like they're the ones trying to make money, they own a bunch of popular youtube gamer channels like PewDiePie.
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they have these perfumes in duane reade, they're like $10-$15 and they all smell like dust and mildew. She pushes her ~creppy aesthetic~ so far. She has money, why wouldn't she want to buy a nice-smelling perfume
oh god could you imagine
could you imagine the Japanese comments on her
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Looking through most of the cringy myspace photos, she would look sooooooo much better with some nicely filled brows (and a natural curve, she spikes the curve on the end which is what makes her look crazy), and minimal liner as everyone has said. Needs more color in her cheeks, and needs to drop the nude lip.
Everyone is calling her a pig face/ugly, but honestly, she does the most harm due to the shitty way she puts on her makeup, I think she'd look fine if she wasn't trying to be an edge lord.
Her sister's dA that's still up is here if you want to see old Suzyhttp://penguinpantsstock.deviantart.com/
an anon in the other thread showed links to an archive of her own dA if you'd like to seehttp://web.archive.org/web/20060614154713/http://mortemer.deviantart.com/
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Suzy and Jean really do look different
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That fucking plaid dress
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Suzy trying to be PT
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On the toilet? Really?
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Suzy confirmed weeaboo trash
Poem by Suzy
the world is depressed,
help im being repressed,
fuck the press,
whoops i made a mess,
i could care less,
dont touch my lips,
i will hiss,
back up in pain,
into the world of black,
the world is depressed but you could care less
She's 26, I couldn't see the exact date that entry was uploaded, but the capture was from May 25th, 2011. And it was the second most recent thing in her gallery.
she was 21, almost 22 around the capture date.
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why is there a KKG promo
Only 2011? Jesus Christ.
I was expecting it to be around the emo/scene era, like 2008 at the latest. Cringe.
Anon, don't you know Game Grumps would be NOTHING without Suzy?!
On another note a few days ago I seen a post saying if they wonder how many youtubers are in it just for money and one of the tags were game grumps and I had quite the chuckle
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Trying my hand at shooping. Suzy would look a million times better without that weird ass corner liner.
This is literally just a five minute video of Suzy putting on lipstick. The "tutorial" part is null.>>147937
God I wish she used a real lip liner to match the color, her application just looks so patchy and uneven >>142761
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She has no style
She has no grace
Has a funny face
The first cut was so awkward. her voice went from talking kind of neutral and then full out baby high pitched desu. Why is she forcing herself like that?
Also, "It's very vampire". Kek not really. Is she a 13 yo deviantart mallgoth?
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That distorted Jon screaming on the background really did the trick, I can't get up anymore
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No human has a tooth this big.
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Before gamegrumps. I wonder if at that point he had already talked about the show with Jon or not. But seriously Arin is a complete sell out, thats why I hate him so much now.
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Wow isn't this sad. This is the old grump room where Arin and Jon would play and record.
She's turned it into her own etsy sweatshop now and covered it with her shitty art.
Someone said that Suzy looks like Bayonetta.
Them's fightin words.
its only the makeup.
that eyeliner makes her look retarded
Anon, she's lazy as all fuck, that's why.
She doesn't have to try anymore lmao she's making the big bux $$$$$ off her husband now. She doesn't need a modelling career, she can just sit around, get fat, and play video games all day and still make more than working class people.
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Why does suzy think its fine to price a whole bug piece as much as a necklace?
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For a second I thought she said she was drawing, but LOL no, just another artist since Suzy doesn't draw anymore.
Something about the way she talks about "How big of a business do you want to run?" and the way she says "How did you meet Jontron" really sets me off in a negative way.
Maybe I'm the only one but it sounds kinda odd
Because stupid bitches like to give Arin a pass because 'he's a cute husky gamer guy~~"
they're both shit people.
One ingredient is some
be carcinogenic. Please get off the scientific illiteracy and hysteria train.
If cutting out junk food results in 70 pounds of weight loss, nigga you fat as fuck.
That and her waterline piss me off. She lines underneath it but ignores the top. I cannot stand that look.
Just line your bottom last line halfway, Snoozy. Leave your corner alone.
You can literally have both things and not be a fucking whale. Learn to portion and actually move longer than the minutes it takes to get from your bedroom to the kitchen and you'd good.
Damn, fat bitches.
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So there's an issue right now with H3h3 Productions because they used one of Fullscreen's reaction videos from some stupid kissing prank video or whatever. Suzy retweeted this from Jon, where one of the guys from H3h3 talks about what's going on and how YouTube's shitting their content creators.
Funny how she favors H3h3 in their plight against somebody crying when they use a clip, but she did the same thing Fullscreen.
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Awwwwww who made her use the black and white filter Boohoo :'(
Well first I lol'd at the mess she made but then I read the comments
>Queen>You're really gorgeous>actual goddess
literally blind retards
Yes. It makes the look ~JAPANESE~ because she bought the glitter in glorious ~JAPAN~>>152155
She apparently didn't like this look. Why share shit you know is bad? Oh yeah, attention.
I'm trying to figure out how she was inspired by Shrinkle.
Is it supposed to be this look?https://instagram.com/p/5qOHH3lIVs/?taken-by=shrinkle
Japanese plus size =/= American plus size
This seems petty to me, unless you're a short petite girl with an Asian build, you generally won't fit into much in Japan. Doesn't mean you're a whale or anything though. It's a great brand for people with shoulders and breasts.
I'm listening to this fucker talking about Jon and it hurts.
Like really, I feel bad about Jon.
Poor guy admired Arin since Newgrounds, finally befriend him, makes a project with him and at the end when he couldn't provide more jew money after a year of making the program, Arin ditches him and goes with the plan B of bringing ninjasexparty onto the show…
This has more drama than my korean soups.
Oh no, Plumprimo is a plus size brand even by Western standards. Have you ever visited their website before, anon?
They are a good brand though, weight shitposting aside.
Oh no, Plumprimo is a plus size brand even by Western standards. Have you ever visited their website before, anon?
They are a good brand though, weight shitposting aside.
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"Being anime as fu!" she says
Holy fuck, this looks terrible!
No wonder she didn't want to upload the tutorial.
What a mess.
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It's been a think in punky/visual kei makeup for a while. To a lesser extent it exists in other jfash, but is usually more pink and blushy than red.
True. But it just…doesn't go with the look? The blue/silver with giant eyeliner (and star eyebrows???) look that's very exact and streamlined doesn't work with a faded red on the bottom.
Now that you mention it, I do see her trying to do a look like that but it fell so flat. It just looks like she somehow missed the worst under eye discoloration when applying foundation.
Well she was trying to invoke this >>152344
look, which you can tell was applied well and to suit those features, even if it is a bit bizarre. I'm kind of a fan of the grunge, slightly messy application of make up, but like all styles of make up you have to know what suits your features. That wing Suzy did is particularly laughable since you can tell that since this isn't her normal liner shape she has no fucking clue what to do.
Shit I remember thinking this looked awesome when I was younger
It still does…at least on him
Haha, so true. Arin is fucking disgusting. I remember back in the beginning of Game grumps era so many fans were like "Omg, I wish Egoraptor were my husband~ You're so lucky!!"
But he's probably one of those otaku who can't get off to a real life woman and has to jack off to hentai.
Haha, that's insulting to both lesbians and David Hayter.
I'm laughing so hard though. Arin is seriously awful. His fanbase is worse though.
I dunno, she looks mostly the same to me.
I'm thinking it's just a somewhat flattering photo.
ehh. But if you go through the salon's feed, it's only from 3 weeks ago.
But I think the weight loss is from how she's posed.
Most people do quick and basic makeup and then change it up from time to time to try new things. I mean, everytime i get a new palette at Sephora, i try to change up my style to see what colors and looks suit me.
Suzy is so basic and BORING.
They aren't bad till you look at the price. Her work isn't bad if you are into taxidermy but my gosh it's too high. All of her items can be found by others for half of the cost.
Fuck for the cost of this:https://www.etsy.com/listing/242806146/black-banded-blue-morpho-butterfly?ref=shop_home_active_15
you can get this:https://www.etsy.com/listing/214564052/real-blue-morpho-butterfly-morpho?ga_order=most_relevant&ga_search_type=handmade&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_search_query=taxidermy%20butterfly&ref=sr_gallery_4
and frame it yourself.
This is what pisses me off the most. She is playing so many of her fans as fools and when she gets called out on it it's her being bullied.
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Arin by far is the least attractive Grump.
(apparently this is from their 2015 calendar)
I wish I had liked the post to see if the person uploaded more of the calendar.
(this had ~2k notes on it)
Here's a link to the 2014 one.
It's still pretty cringe.
(and the quality isn't great bc it's literally a guy's photographs of it)
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u kno Arin liked this a lil too much
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Yeah, this is where I got it from.
Unfortunately, they really just had some of the ones that are posted on the store page and the art one (which was cute. I'll admit it. Probably because they aren't /really/ in it)
November's picture more like the gamuur gurl.
Wasn't this the one where they parodied those sexy calendars?
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Are they fucking serious? THIS IS EMPTY
Man 2015 stepped up
At least August is a giant 4
It kind of makes me annoyed when men can do this shit and everyone laughs and has a good time, but imagine if these were women.. it would be a different story
Also note: Ross is cutest Grump.
If they were women, people would bash the fuck out of them, but because they're men, it's "funny and okay" smh
Yeah, it's a shitty double standard. I see it in cosplay a lot too when guys dress up as madoka with hairy legs and beards and it's so 'lulzy'>>154277
I know what the end game was, however i was just saying if they were women trying to be funny, they would get criticized harshly
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I dunno what it is. Maybe the eyes? The shape of them are kinda interesting. Not sure. I can't put my finger on it but I've always thought he's a cutie.
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i think its his eyes and jaw? he also has a little meat on him too except its cute and not gross like arin
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Hey, I'm the guy who made parts 3 & 4 of Suzy's Etsy Expose.
Just found this page and thoroughly loving it.
Shout-outs to the people who dredged through Instagram for shots of Suzy's AX stand. Not to mention the art/fashion critics. That must've been rough.
I just made a post on /r/rantgrumps to honor our favorite grump: https://www.reddit.com/r/rantgrumps/comments/3gawy9/suzy_the_sandbag/
he is not bad at all, but I'm extremely attracted to Ross more often than not, and Danny isn't bad either but sometimes he gets bad lighting.
I also find Ninja brian to be a bit of a DILF
if nothing else, there are some qt guys on Grumps
The more exposure Barry gets, the more attractive he seems to be, for me at least. He is apparently just a really chill dude and I'm a little surprised that of the Grumps he's still single. Dan still has a persona to uphold but Barry? Aside from being on the shorter side, he has a lot going for him that isn't just trying to be funny on the internets. He's also a dude who looks good in a beard. I think Arin looks better without (but he still needs to tone like crazy.)
Also, is Suzy at RTX? All of the Grumps are, even Ninja Brian who isn't technically a Grump, but she doesn't seem to be… I suspect Suzy is with another gold digger sharing war stories.
I wonder if Barry is gay actually
I prefer Arin with the beard - if you look at him objectively he isn't bad looking but taking everything into account……ruins it
I was thinking that as I typed it… honestly I'm not sure if he's talked about past relationships. I can't seem to recall, but he does seem like the type who'd get distracted with school/work enough to not bother because of the hassle.
The problem is that a lot of fat dudes tend to grow beards because beards often give men better facial definition; when Arin was thinner he didn't have to rely on a beard to give him a jaw. Now he does.
hey man! Thanks so much for exposing what you have. It's very much appreciated!>>154803
I've seen a few pictures with her in them https://twitter.com/RayNarvaezJr/status/630061275570016256
There's more if you go on her twitter
I also think Brian is now going to be an official grump now that he's living out there? I think i read something like that
I love how crop-able Suzy is lmao, cut her out like the family member no one ever liked.>>154779
Yeah thanks dude. You can come here and vent all you like seeing how Ventgrumps is dead and Rantgrumps is full of rules.
Massive kudos to you, friend!
(it's actually easier for me to critique her fashion/art/make up since I have a general interest in that and, well, have taste… which she kind of lacks.)
Not that anon but you've got a very good point there.
People (or just the fangirls) would def try to dig around and assume things.
Are you talking about K.S?
(Not gonna Name Drop)
Link to the episode??>>154948>>154972
Maybe he doesn't and he's just uncomfortable with the subject of relationships? Which is also understandable, some people don't really feel right talking about their love life like that.
I think Ross could be cute if his skin wasn't so oddly red all the time.
It makes his already bright blue eyes look piercing, but not in a good way. At least to me.
Aren't they're "just friends"?
She said that a million times on her instagram and I kinda believe her.
Yeah I'd like more info on that actually
Dan seems like a pretty decent guy and I can't seem to find anything else except the reddit link
It's just them making assumptions. As stated here >>155086
it's not really worth looking into because it's mostly jumping to conclusions and making Dan uncomfortable. He's also mentioned before that he isn't into commitment. So that should really tell you everything you need to know in that regard.>>155213>>155148
I remember reading it the tweet about it. I'm still digging. Idk about the other anon.
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She actually looks so much better without all that shitty eye make-up…
Actually most parrots that become pets now, at least in the U.S., are born and raised in captivity. It's been illegal to import wild caught since the early 90s. Not to say that there aren't still wild caught out there because there certainly is considering how long lived most species are, but at least it's not a hugely enduring practice. I don't know about birds outside of parrots though.>>155506
This is the only picture I've ever seen of Suzy and was like wow she's pretty.
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I looked at the comments and there's nothing mean about them?
People only try to help her out?
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Here's the video link. Suzy really just doesn't know how to play this game.
And yeah the majority of the comments are helping her. Someone actually had to explain that "LV" stands for level lmao.
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Suzy reminds me of this
Loving how everyone poses normally and Arin and Suzy manage to fuck up a perfectly nice picture lol.
Also, Barry looks great.
Barry looks awesome here. Who is holding his shoulder? Also the other two guys (bearded and red head)?
I feel like since Arin's been working out more he's suddenly wearing tank tops everywhere
The redhead is the YT animator Oney, not sure about the other two those.
And yeah I think he has. He still looks like shit though, lel.
Beard is the new NSP Manager.
I think his name is Brent.
The guy holding his shoulder is ninja Brain. He just started posing in pictures with out costume.
Not going to lie his and Danny's story is sort of inspiring.
Her pose looks like her trying to imitate anime poses
I wonder how long she held her legs like that until someone took the picture
Also Brian's baby is absolutely adorable!
all they do is go to disneyland…
they're so rich I can't find them likeable
From what I know they both met through friends in The upright citizens brigade. At that point Dan was finishing up on his second band. His first was from the Philadelphia area:https://myspace.com/thenorthernhues/music/songs
The second being mentioned in this thread:>>146373
He ended up broke and alone when the second band ended and thanks to Jon, Brain, and talent he is where is he today. He didn't give up on his dream to make music. I have to admire that. Everyday I struggle to just wanting to quit my job and try to do comedy or acting full time. I'm afraid that in another 5 years it will be too late and I'm stuck but when I see stories of success like this I have hope. Even if I deviate from my path (N.B. was professor when he decided to quit to do music full time) I don't have to worry all that much as long as I keep trying to achieve that goal.
what was that first sentence, Anon?
And yes, Suzy is annoying because her cutesy personality is forced. There's a big difference when you find someone who has that sort of personality naturally. And yes, she is a scammer, but the fact is I have a hard time completely hating her because her fauxsona reminds me of my friend's true personality.
I randomly went and watched the first Stout Train (when Ross and Barry got drunk and then played Smash Bros) and Barry was def pudgier then. He also didn't have the beard and looks very different. He's one of those dudes who in HS was awkward looking as fuck but then you see them at reunion and they've leveled up in attractiveness.>>159292
Isn't Burgie Barry's thing? There should have been more Barry.
Also Suzy continues to look frumpy.
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Guys she looks like, 12% better than normal.
It might be the lipstick.
Still needs less eyemake up, but it seems the lipstick and hairstyle (cropping out forehead like other anon >>159787
said) Helps a ton
I hate it when youtubers sell shirts.
like how thirsty are you for money
this color is so much better than the nude colors she always wears. I mean she has really thin lips anyway but the nude just makes it look like she has no lips at all.
Maybe she'll start adding some color to her makeup tutorials (probably not lmao)
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Suzy is just the least funny thing I've ever seen. She was so cringy in that Christmas video, but all her 13-year-old fanboys thought her "too bad" line was hilarious.
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If Suzy would use this makeup style, she would look pretty.
I'm tired of nude lips on non-dark skin.
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Apparently this is a sort of meme?
He really is. He has this slacker lazy asshole appeal but he's really sweet at the same time? and I think most of it is a persona with the sexbang stuff.
Cuz I think he works really hard at his music and such.
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It looks fine in the other pic, but she still can't properly overdraw her lips. lol. At least it looks way better than the usual nude lip
Not only cropping out the 5-head, but it looks like the way she did her eye shadow makes her eyes look a little more round and slightly larger.
Her make up in general looks pretty bad though. Those little "wings" by the nose look terrible.
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I honestly don't like how she constantly lines her whole eye, so I tried to edit out some of the liner.
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She would be so much cuter if didn't line her whole eye.
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He could have met someone who would've been a positive influence on him. Your significant other has a huge impact on you whether you like it or not, especially if they mean the world to you. Granted, there are some things about someone that will never change, and its entirely possible that if Arin dated a good person, he would've negatively affected them and brought them down.
Regardless, Suzy could have been that person who encouraged him to be better and do better, but she didn't. It's unfortunate that Arin kept obsessing over her after she dumped him and he didn't move on to someone who might've been better. Or maybe they're both shit and are mutually ruining one another.
Saw this pic on her tumblr and I guess this is how she packs certain items from her store. I'd be embarrassed to send that to a customer, it simply doesn't look good.
She looks less fassy, she just needs to learn how to apply lipstick too, and it would be 100x improvement.>>160372
That looks sloppy AF, probably as sloppy as her vag
I hate how Suzy tries to make mental illness a contest. Her whole video about chronic depression was so unbearable to watch, and hearing how she talks about her anxiety is even worse.
>I take medication but it's still bad!! SO TAKE THAT AHA!
Also why hasn't she treated her thyroid yet. Why does she say it's "almost cancer" wth. Fucking treat it already.
The combination of her eye makeup and the circle lenses bother me SO much. And she really is cringe worthy. Who even is her fanbase besides whiteknights and 15 year old girls?
I'm glad Jon got away from that shit.
I don't get why there are so many people defending Arin. He has always been a sleazeball and I don't get think him dating another woman other than suzy would of changed that. I would blame both him and his lack of parenting if anything. I bet his parents spoiled him rotten.
I was cringing so hard in first minute of suffering through Suzy's fat ass and Arin's terrible acting, but as soon as Danny showed up, i was holyshit. How is that man so good looking? I don't get it, but I have such an attraction to Danny like some mystical and mysterious force.
I would let him do so much to me.
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Okay everyone we get that Dan is super cute but let's not forgot that this is about Suzy.
Like she whored her channel for a month to get boxes from companies.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vMNEvbEs-Yc
It's so fucking lazy.
Like 80% of her channel is her small opening boxes and describing the contents inside. And this is something she gets paid for on its own; she's so obviously sponsored by these monthly box companies and never admits it. Her channel is almost entirely advertising, basically. And it doesn't even shock me. Total money-grubber.
Sorry, I forgot that she also fills her channel with OOTD videos; standing in one spot, making 'model' poses while wearing an ugly, tacky, sloppily put together ensemble and videos opening more boxes but with shoes inside, then stomping around in them briefly.
Some really good content there.
It's insane how anyone can call her a makeup guru or look up to her when there are actual quality people out there to watch.
(Any good suggestions btw?)
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If she didn't line her whole eye in huge liner and got rid of her "spoopy" faded eyebrow thing, she would be really attractive.
Add up to 14 dollars and get a shitty shirt added to your Loot Crate?
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My fave lolcows, together at last.
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I swear to god she keeps getting fatter and fatter
I'm not a summer fag.
I've been into Lolcow for 1 year.
I just dont know her. calm down anon
Sorry, forgot to mention that I don't watch everything, but I do watch the main GG, GG VS, Steam Train, and GG Animated.
Probably he's on another part of the show I don't watch and I haven't noticed him?
Barry was the main editor for the channel until about a year ago when they hired Kevin to pick up more work to give Barry time to either participate more in filming (he is literally the only person who has any on-screen chemistry with Suzy and honestly probably the only person who would be friends with her if she had no connection with Arin. Even Mark comes off as seeming awkward in the KKG eps he did. Ross and even Dan sometimes feel like they just deal with her in a friend of a friend like way) and other projects including learning to program to develop a video game (which is what he actually wants to do and technically went to school for.) Barry def doesn't film as much as Arin, Dan, and Ross but he's around. He was in a Steam Train with Ross not too long ago which I think was Find Teddy 2? I hope they go back to that. It looked neat. Otherwise Barry's been in Pokemon Art Academy. You may want to pick up Grumpcade since he's in that frequently enough. Also this random animation.
And I'll be honest, I much prefer Barry's editing style over Kevin's. Kevin is boring while Barry tends to mess with things in humorous ways.
>Ross and even Dan sometimes feel like they just deal with her in a friend of a friend like way
I'm not surprised
She's the perfect example of that one friend's gf you don't like very much but you have to at least try to interact with and be civil towards for your friend's sake
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I wonder if Oneyng thinks she's annoying as fuck too
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Also her fans subconsciously know she's a demon clearly
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Hahaha, oh wow.
Speaking of fan art, I saw this one a while ago and had a laugh.
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He's too paranoid that they want his money.
I seriously feel like he has some major skeletons in the closet that probably only Suzy knows about.
What is with that thumbnail? I don't understand why she formatted it that way and it is bothering me way more than it should.
ngl, this video was actually really interesting to me. I'm not into collecting the same genre of stuff she is, but I love antiquing. I don't know that I'll ever get to Austin, but I'll definitely check that place out if I do.
Yeah Arin hates all girls bc he's paranoid as shit and thinks every girl is out for his money. But I think if he actually finds a decent girl, even as a friend, he'll start to see that his precious Suzy isn't so special (and actually very manipulative and everything he seems to hate in a girl).
Suzy is definitely the type to divorce him for half his shit then skip out for another rich daddy though.
Yeah I like how she just casually drops that she spent over $500 on antiques. Like it was no big deal.>>164718
This. The way she got up to show off her banner, you could clearly see the phone in her hand as she read off some page. Like shit girl at least rehearse a script if you're going to be like that. If you're gonna act like you know what you're talking about, commit. Don't just read from your phone.
It just came off as very fake.
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In other news, Dan and Arin fucked up. They threw a bitch fit over the walkthrough they were using in their most recent Sonic series and actually name dropped the guy who wrote it, and sent their fans on a witch hunt.
The walkthrough is 11 years old and the guy was a kid when he wrote it.
Dan has been the only one to reach out and apologize (it's bullshit, just saying).https://www.reddit.com/r/gamegrumps/comments/3hndux/apology/
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The GG fanbase is TOXIC. Look at the guy with the reasonable response being downvoted to hell. GG has become disgusting and deplorable since Jon left it.
Sonic Adventure DX.
Yeah the guy failed to mention that the emerald placement was randomized each time, so Arin had a literal meltdown over it.
They made the video private and said they'd edit out any mention of him when they reupload it. But like did Kevin really listen in on this while editing it the first time and think "wow great idea let's leave in this bit". Like how do you fuck up that bad???
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The level of stupid is unreal.
How could anyone think this was acceptable at all.
Don't worry, it was the recent Sonic DX episode, and they already deleted. Thing is about the game, the gems the walkthrough failed to explain to idiots like them is that the gems are randomly generated. So the guy wouldn't know where the hell they were.
I supposed they realized they fucked up, but on another note, some fans are fucking batshit. Why is everything doxdoxdoxdox? Get a hold of yourselves, think before you do shit.
They aren't gods, you don't have to go after anyone they don't like!
Some of these fans are terrifyingly dox happy.
I haven't click the reddit link yet, but I assumed they apologized right?
I'm glad they realized they ducked shit up, and deleted the video. Instead of y'know, leaving it and leading to more insanity. Hopefully this will lead Arin to get better at games (probably not), and Dan to step up and possibly call Arin out when he's wrong (he kinda already does sarcastically), and both of them to pay attention more.
That's awful. A bunch of 14-17 year old manchildren who think it's cute to put up people's personal info on the internet? fucking terrible>>164955
Danny is starting to piss me off. We all knew Arin was bad, but Danny is like 34 years old. He needs to get out of GG and focus on music.
What the fuck is wrong with these people?
Why would they think he deserves this?
Fucking dumb fanboys will do anything to try and impress their beloved Egofaptor.>>164894
I agree with you 100%; the fandom has gone to absolute shit since Jon's departure. Almost PewDiePie-tier.
The downvotes are despicable. They will defend their precious Grumps to the grave.>>165032
I had exactly the same thought when I read it.
That just proves he doesn't even enjoy doing GG anymore and is just in it for the money (which was already obvious enough, tbh).
In the Jon days they never used walkthroughs with the exception of (I think) using one a few times for Sonic '06 because that game was broken as hell, but they still tried and only got it out when they were truly stuck.
I see them using them a lot now just because they want to get through it and not even bother trying. They used one for almost the entirety of the Silent Hill: Shattered Memories play-through.
hes fucking stupid
I thought Knuckle was the easiest tho
you know whats annoying? fucking big cat or w/e his name is.
didn't gg take down the ocarina of time playthrough because of how goddamn awful arin was? Like, DSP tier awful. I know there was a 'this is how you dont play' but it seems like they pulled a sooz and had it removed.
Vid not related but neva 4get
Oot is very low on my list of my favorite LOZ game, however Arin is a giant manchild and only whined about how Oot sucked because CONTROLS ARE BAAAD. WHAAA and this doesn't make sense. and 'hand holding'
even though he can't get through any game it seems without a guide. Arin is a terrible gamer and it's time people called him out on his bs and hypocrisy.
Hahaha you know what, that's so true.
One minute it's>this is hand-holding, too easy, I don't need to be told what to do, the game is playing itself!!
then (usually after failing to be observant/read tutorials and hints on where to go) it's>where do I GO?! what do I DO?! Dan, get a walkthrough
I don't think I've ever cringed so hard.
I thought this was going to be a joke and he'd end up listing off all the shit things about her, that's how saccharine and over-the-top it seemed. Could Arin get any more fucking beta.
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This is probably her most chubby.
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I want to like Suzy because she has the potential to be way better but she won't go for it. She is really letting herself go
Hot damn, that's a double chin if ever I did see one.
This is what happens when you accept a whole box of donuts to yourself, Suzy. Have some restraint.>inb4 "muh thyroid"
Yeah, I really don't get the point of a gaming channel when he just sucks so bad and doesn't even seem to ENJOY games. Are their fans even gamers or is it just a friend-simulator for 10-12 year olds? >>165278
holy christ shes bigger than jontron
The first time I played Big's level I spent a half hour on it because I purely did not understand. However, the rest were relatively okay except the goddamn ice one.
Honestly, SA:DX is pretty easy. Sonic's final boss battle keeps pissing me off (I haven't beaten, if I'm honest. I keep falling off the edges)
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Holy shit she has a midget face with that huge bulging forhead
>also jfc suzy either exercise/diet or finally do something about that thyroid of yours.
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I dont even know how she can stand to show herself on film anymore. She always looks so terrible. Like at least set up a better angle/lighting or SOMETHING because you look like trash.
How fat do you think she'll get before she ever loses weight?
>if she ever does
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I hate how shes become such a land whale and is still so boring as a person and bitchy/crazy.
Like girl, you can either be pretty and shitty, or look shitty but have a good personality. You can't have the cake and eat it too.
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Also hated how many times she mentioned how -huge- of a history buff she is. She has such a shitty vocabulary I can't imagine her being intelligent in anyway
Take a drink every time she says 'amazing'.
I'm four minutes in and if she keeps going at this pace, I think you can get drunk off this.
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Suzy 2 years ago vs now
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tbh Suzy has always had that non-defined jaw line/slug neck thing going on. Which is fine I guess when she's skinnier. But with weight gain it makes her look like she has a million chins
How the fuck could anyone be bad at OOT?
i finished the game when I was 4
most of the games arin plays are EASY AS FUCK.
jesus christ this is beyond horrible
Their fans are edgy retards.
they dont care if they play badly the game.
they just listen to their videos because omg gg!! and lolz arin is so funny xDDD
>>165465>You watch GG for their reactions to games, not to see good game play
that's honestly what I've been told by real life 20-somethings.
Shattered Memories is probably the easiest title in the series. You can miss items and still advance the plot. There's zero combat, it's all find the key, read the note and figure out the clues to advance.
True babby tier, I'd love to see them even attempt some of the early ones with the puzzles set to hard.
Y'know when you're just not thinking and having fun abd you end up doing something stupid?
Doesn't make it anymore right though.
However, it was Danny who personally apologized to him. So I thought that was pretty cool, honestly sometimes you think some people won't do stupid shit because they're supposed to be mature.
Also, how did Kevin let this pass? Not blaming him, but someone should have editted out in the first place.
Pretty fat. She obviously doesnt care anymore. I remember when she was complaining about dieting but still posted photos on her IG of donuts and dairy queen.
Also, she's a shitty person so she deserves all of this. She's basic as fuck in that hoodie and her makeup is awful as usual. Looking at her videos from over a year ago must kill her.
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Suzy must feel both hatred and embarrassment from looking at her old photos AND having a twin sister to show her what she could look like.
Jean is an identical twin and yet somehow looks less fas-y. On top of that, she has a genuine personality and her own life and hobbies and is going to school. It's hilarious. Suzy is like bizarro Jean. I honestly find Jean very cute and she is smart as well. Suzy is probably secretly super envious of her.
well of course.
i dont get how their reactions are considered funny.
After Jon left, i feel like the "good" part of the fandom just left.
GG became shit and the fandom too.
GG should stop, honestly.
theyre beating the dead horse
Just ridiculous to me how they can bitch and moan and think that it would be OK to call the guy out like that. A kid at the time. Listing personal information. They always say how scary and frustrating it can be when fans find out personal information, yet here they are, directing their fans in a negative manner towards this person for an ancient guide. Get your fucking head together. Try to actually use it for once and you would have figured out you don't need the guide in the first place. It is really frustrating how little Arin cares about his content and has pretty much stated it several times now. Playing up negative reactions isn't fun. Watching only Arin play a game time after time isn't fun (when him and Jon passed the controller it was way better). Having them not be able to focus on the game isn't fun, read what they say and you won't keep getting stuck. Ugh, yes I'm bitter.
"Thanks for doxing somebody who dared make Daddy Ego unhappy! You guys rock!"
Also, I have to love Arin reassuring them that the views/likes/etc won't be hurt on that video. That's so very important. Danny's apology is just as lackluster because he's used the "Well, when you talk all the time, stuff flies out of your mouth!" excuse like four times now. They won't talk about Jon for years until it's forced out of them and nothing slips "accidentally" but by God they will basically help dox a kid who didn't write a 100% perfect walkthrough.
God, I was so hopeful for Danny because he seems really legit, but this is just really disgusting. He's, what, 35 or something? The apology is so half assed but he shouldn't have done that in the first place. I expect this from Arin and Suzy, not Danny. Which is worrisome because, unless if I missed something, this behavior is new for him.
Suzy would be the most annoying mother in the world. She'd spend all her time bragging about how great her parenting style is and show off their baby like a trophy. Imagine the dollar signs in her eyes when they release videos of their kid.
I imagine she'd be a lot like Onision's wife, tweet about nothing but breastfeeding all day.
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Her sister is trying to gain weight. I wonder if Suzy hates her? I hope not.
What's she trying to gain weight for? Has she not seen her sister and what a mess she looks like?
Looking at >>165623
has be in awe because she's SO cute here to me, even moreso when you put her next to Suzy. Suzy needs to learn to step out of the "I'm gonna dress and do my make up the way I like!!" and step into "This makes me look like not shit." We can't win everything Suzy, so at least look fucking decent.
Yeah, I had hopes for Danny too, but that apology felt very "Shit, we're sorry, alright?? shit happens. "
Like very…not apologetic at all! And I expected no less than bullshit from Arin, because he's just a scumbag. Yeah, danny is in his mid 30s. He needs to grow the fuck up. It's pathetic he quit his job for GG.
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Whether it's them or not, whatever, but did anyone ever find a source as to where this original pic came from?
Okay so besides the fact that Arin's profile matches up perfectly with this, along with Suzy's matching freckles… That's totally Arin's fucking artwork on that wall.
It might be hard to make out, but it's definitely his style. I can clearly see a shapely girl with pink hair, and what looks to be an Animal Crossing character from the GC game (looks very much like the Awesome animation character Arin did with the horns and all).
It's also all in bright colors, Arin almost always draws with bright colors.
And there's a fucking pyramid and what may be the all seeing eye. Suzy is fucking obsessed with pyramids.
Like, I'm totally convinced this is them. Probably when they lived in Florida, or when they were "poor" living with Tomamoto.
I was going to post this pic but only have a cropped version. Also didn't know if it was anything interesting since it's not proven.
The photo I found was on an archived thread. Can't remember from what image board. Still pretty hilarious and believable. Has anyone ever sent this to them?
They'll only stop when they're no longer making money.
They will squeeze every penny they can out of GG.
Nooo, Jean, why!
She was completely fine before. Not too skinny but not chubby. She looked great. I mean, she still does but she's getting Suzy's double chin.
At least her stomach is still relatively flat. Well, if it makes her happy then it's stupid of me to judge really.
For some reason I instantly started thinking Suzy told her she was too skinny or something out of jealousy and then she felt like she needed to gain weight.
I know it's reaching but Suzy totally seems the type to do that and it wouldn't surprise me.
Also>u literally look like @mortemer>You and Suzy are like identical!
Are these people brain-dead?
Jean's IG used to be a lot smaller, but once people found out Suzy has a twin, they went over to invade her IG. She rarely updates, but as soon as she does post a selfie or something, so many brain dead idiots are like "OMGZZZ I didnt know suzy had a twin!!! " and bring up suzy all the time.
Bitch, it's Jean's IG!! STOP.
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Fuck, her skin is AWFUL.
Love the way her pictures and video thumbnails are airbrushed to hell and then when you click play you're greeted with this greasy, bumpy, scarred-up and huge-pored visage.>this is what I look like with just my contacts in; I don't have any make-up on
Bitch, I can see your fucking eyeliner.
I also hate the way she does her brows. It always looks really obvious where her real eyebrow hair is and where it's drawn on because it's so much lighter and blurry. It doesn't blend at all.
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Her make up looks so dirty, like her eyeshadow is hardly blended? Just padded it on there.
Her eyeliner is the same as always? Why.>>166112
Same, she needs to either lighten her brows, or use a darker pencil / eyeshadow to make it at least match and look more 'natural'.
Wow she's haggard looking these days though.
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God, she's been doing the stupid Cleopatra cat-eye for s o o o o fucking long. This picture was uploaded to her myspace in 2007. That's 8 years of the same make-up style almost every single fucking day. And people are astounded at how she can draw it on in one swoop so easily.
Have some creativity, Suzy. Fuck.
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Another myspace-era picture, here the cat-eye is paired with the ever so original nude lip she can't get enough of.
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>and I'm here wif mah hubbyyyy~
I'm gonna vomit
Maybe I'm just an autist or something but I've seriously never seen them look like they have any kind of genuine love for each other. It's kind of depressing, actually.
They seem kind of like one of those high school relationships that seem more like they're together just for the sake of being in a relationship (or in Suzy's case, for youtube bux), like where they're both obnoxious as fuck about how they're ~so in love <3 <3~ but at the same time they're weirdly awkward with each other and don't really seem to have any kind of actual 'chemistry' at all
Those are the eyes of a sad man.
A very very sad and defeated man.
How disgusting. Both Suzy letting people think she's Asian and Arin apparently having a thing for it.
Outside of her awful eyeliner maybe suggesting it, she doesn't have any Asian characteristics. She's just a garden variety Florida whitey.
Her sister has her life together more than she does.>In a biology degree program>Has a steady boyfriend>Has a steady job>Makes pottery>Semi Pro-dancer
I feel bad that she is roped in with GG. If you go to her page every comment is about Suzy. Worse of you go to her YouTube it's all about when her next unboxing is going to be (she did the box crap for a year when her sister started but then stopped because she didn't see the point)
Maybe I'm an autist too, but I see what you're talking about a lot more than I see them being in a stable and comfortable relationship. Arin probably thinks he couldn't get another girlfriend and Suzy is, well, Suzy.
Somebody mentioned other YouTube couples that have more chemistry, and I agree. I watched CinnamonToastKen's videos on a break from GG and how he interacts with his girlfriend is so sweet and genuine. Lots of love between the two. Seeing Suzy and Arin interact was really jarring and made me realize they force a lot of interactions. Every episode with them is Suzy rambling about whatever and Arin going "Yeah…hehe…yeah…….nah……….yeah….." or really awkward small talk you'd not expect from a married couple.
It's cool that Jean is doing things with her life.
It's like Suzy is the complete opposite of Jean.
Jean seems nice, sincere, styles herself well and is probably much more intelligent than Suzy
I feel like Suzy wanted to be famous (or at least e-famous) for something like art, fashion or makeup, but is too narcissistic to realise she isn't exactly interesting or talented enough for anyone to take a real interest, so she settled for marrying Arin's beta ass and leeching off his second-hand internet fame instead
I know that sound harsh but that's the impression I get
Exactly! Could you imagine how painfully awkward it would be to actually live
with someone you feel that uncomfortable around?
I'm pretty sure that's it though, Arin doesn't think he could get anyone else and is too pussy to leave her and Suzy likes the money and attention she gets from being married to him
she's such a fake bitch BUT she has already been discussed here (4 threads)> http://gurugossiper.com/viewtopic.php?f=334&t=13209
A shame everyone who uses gurugossip is a retarded 12yr old but nevertheless. I'd like to see lolcow's opinion on her.
what the FUCK is coming off the bottom of arin's chin
holy shit it looks terrible
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her new skeletonized butterfly on the left (going for the low price of $110) vs someone who actually knows what they're doing on the right (which is going for $50).
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I tried to find Suzy's DA account from the thing Arin drew of them way back in the day. Her account is gone, but I did find this creepy comment on the picture Arin drew.
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ok, so her moretmer_stock account is long gone, but other stock accounts had reposted some of her stock stuff.
..Where are the antennae? Did she pull them off?
Also, could you tell me who is selling the one on the right? Seems like quality stuff.
I noticed it too but wasn't sure if it was just a bottle and a metal object coming from somewhere else and I was seeing it wrong, so I didn't mention it.>>166679
It's probably kool-aid or whatever was in that bottle to begin with being used as bong water.
What a joke.
Suzy's looks so tatty in comparison. The edges of the wings are all torn up, particularly on the left side. Still thought it was good enough to slap a $110 price tag on it though.
She really thinks her work is that good. She's so arrogant.
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>ARin and Suzy's relationship
nah im kidding
Arin just looks dead inside, and Suzy looks like Kailyn. >>166334
Yeah I agree. It's like their relationship is all totally just for show.
Please, anon, higher your standards…
I'm sure you can do better than that blob of beta.
Might be double posting maybe maybe not but bad picture framing/shadowboxing really bugs the hell out of me because my parents were picture framers so I grew up around all that but like… Ugh Suzy's looks so bad…>too much filagree crap… it takes all your focus off the bug, the actual subject of the shadowbox.>the filagree crap is really cheap looking, kinda like those plastic forks you can get at the party supply store that are made to look like shiny silver but fail>not sure if that's a reflection or if there's some weird crap under the glass like plossibly a hotglue string or something. it really looks like hotglue strings from where I'm standing.>the bug itself looks really ragged, and hasn't been given enough space.>it also looks like there's some dust on the mat that she didn't bother to take off before encasing it all in glass.>the frame looks ok, but it looks like it was made of cheap stuff too.>over all, it looks like something my 12 yr old sister could make in girl scouts
The one on the right is so much better. I would buy that, and I don't even like butterflies.
he kinda reminded me of my ex cough
I'm new to the drama, but what makes him beta anyway? He doesn't look very happy with Suz, but imo he has a potential - he has nice features.
well, he is a string theorist, so…
no, in all seriousness, in my limited exposure to physicists, they are either completely humorless, or Ninja Brian. there is no middle ground.