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No. 15719
Doe Deere thread.
http://instagram.com/doedeerehttps://www.facebook.com/doedeereofficialhttp://www.doedeereblogazine.com/A brief history:
>Repackaged TKB wholesale micas as her own 'makeup'
>Said 'makeup' is shitty quality, unhygienic, some not even completely finished, and horribly overpriced
>Held raffle to raise money for an animal shelter despite not giving the name of the shelter the money allegedly went to
>Claimed her makeup is 100% vegan despite non-vegan materials being used
>Photoshopped her lipstick on in product photos
>Threatened legal action for posting an unbiased review of her makeupThere's a shit-ton more drama surrounding her that can be found on:
https://encyclopediadramatica.es/Doe_Deerehttp://ohdeardoedeere.tumblr.comhttp://limecrimeuncensored.tumblr.com/ No. 15754
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>>15729Actually they do know each other which is a scary thought.
Crazies flock together
No. 15755
>>15719Had a feeling you'd make this thread after I made the Traci Hines one, lol.
I dropped the pic of she and Traci in the other to make that point; They're both fucking nuts and way too up in their own shit.
As for Doe's makeup, everyone knows that it's shit. It's really gross to see how much she photoshops the lipstick and velveteen swatches on the website, yet reviews from those who purchased the lip products show how horrible the color and staying power is. The velveteens are prone to running or drying your lips out to all hell.
I've posted this in /cgl/ a few times within the makeup threads, but I'll post it again on here for those who hadn't heard:
Last Black Friday, Lime Crime released their Pink Velvet Velveteen product.
Around midday, the site mysteriously started undergoing "technical difficulties" and it was down for a good 24 hours. I watched Doe on Instagram, while she was getting blown up with comments from girls who had purchased their Velveteens, yet never got a confirmation email, despite their payment going through. The next day, the site was back up and she was being happy as a pig in shit again about her new product and completely ignoring all of the comments her customers had left her. Now, while I can understand a website shutting down due to a heavy traffic volume.. It's Lime Crime and I honestly don't trust Doe, knowing her history.
tl;dr Girls paid for shit and never got it or a refund.
No. 15759
>>15719I remember when temptalia did a review of her lipsticks a while back and gave some criticisms (though I recall her being generally somewhat positive?) and Doe Deere going crazy in the comment section trying to prove her wrong.
It was amusing.
No. 15771
>>15759I REMEMBER THAT. LMAO.
All dem sockpuppets.
No. 15775
>>15772I remember commenting about how her products aren't vegan at all and some widdle teeny bopper got all pissy with me. It was adorable. I got the typical 'ur jealouz XDDD' retort.
I don't get how anyone can think her products are good. They're really pasty in consistency, the color is poor, and it's overpriced garbage. One reviewer actually said the unicorn sticker on the lipstick peeled off despite the fact that it sat in a drawer doing nothing for over a year. Not to mention, where the fuck are you even supposed to wear some of these ugly ass shades? That awful yellow, the stupid blue, orange, grey.. just ew. It's like melted crayons made into dollar store-tier cosmetics for five year olds.
No. 15782
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>>15781While I do support Sugarpill over Lime Crime, I can't really pretend like Sugarpill's owner ever looks any better with how she leaves her house looking. Both she and Doe look like they're stuck in high school with how they dress and do their makeup/hair.
Maybe it's just me, but I've always seen crazy color dyed hair as the female fedora.
No. 15787
>>15719Thank god someone finally made a thread! I've been following this bitch for years. I admit I fell for her shitty products years ago back when all she sold was eyeshadow. Since I was young at the time I didn't realize it was all prepackaged until that info came to light. Sure enough I was able to match some TKB micas to the colors I'd bought. That's when I realized she was nothing but batshit.
The styles on her packaging are just lifted from other people (like the whole gaudy flamingos thing anon brought up, I've always associated that with Betsey Johnson). Not to mention how much she's ripped off her customers over the years and threatened them with legal action if they dare to say anything that isn't a glowing review. I can't believe she's still in business.
No. 15793
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She looks like she's wearing a Halloween wig.
No. 15794
I know all about her controversy but I saw Urban Outfitters was selling her stuff (?)
http://www.urbanoutfitters.com/urban/catalog/productdetail.jsp?id=20697512#/It made me think that surely the quality has improved somewhat over time.
I wouldn't buy lipstick in her shades but it could be fun for some kind of artistic, colorful-themed photoset.
I am actually excited about the Venus palette. I really like the look of it so far and I want to buy it. But after reading
>>15755>tl;dr Girls paid for shit and never got it or a refund. I'm worried :(
No. 15816
>>15783I know, mate. And, we DID need one. ;)
So, good call.
No. 15824
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>>15823not a pretty sight
No. 15856
>>15794Of course she'd get that shit leaked to UO.
People who are so radical and crazy XDDDD are going to eat whatever shit she feeds them. I'd go for Urban Decay if I were you, anon.
I've seen her lipsticks without the shoop and they're really, really bad.
No. 15895
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>>15872You mean Felice Fawn 2.0?
No. 15978
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>>15977It all started with this.
No. 15992
>>15895holy shit those lips
does she seriously think that shoop looks good?
No. 16253
>>16252you know, I've found even prettier ones at antique stores for even less. Just saying! :)
Also you ladies should check out the lime crime tag on tumblr. Between Doe herself spamming her own selfies and outraged customers, it's quite a ride.
No. 16263
>>16250She actually called you a stupid whore?
I don't keep up with her much but I know she's a bitch. Calling customers "stupid whore" seems like one of those things you shouldn't do.
No. 16303
>>16263That story sounds a bit suspicious to me.
Her MO seems like it would be more along the lines of "my makeup is the best, everyone loves it, you are a mistaken lying h8er"
No. 16308
>>16303Well uh, the conversation went something like this.
Me : "This product is expired. Can I have my money back or an exchange? It smells like stinky ham."
Doe: "It does not smell like ham, and I would never sell an expired product."
Me: "Uh…yes it does? Look, either it's expired or your make-up is naturally ham smelling, in which case I would like my money back."
Doe: "Bitch, how DARE you insult my make-up!?! Little whore. I would never sell a product like that."
Me: "you kind of did, and the color looks nothing like the picture."
Doe:
blocks meI never got my money back. Like I said, shame on me.
No. 16310
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>>16308Not the first time she insults her own customers anyways.
No. 16330
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Whoa whoa whoa. Hold the fucking phone.
Is she seriously her OWN covergirl?
how does one even ego like that?
No. 16384
>>16344No need to defend Lily Cole. Xenia photoshops herself into oblivion. Xenia actually looks like a tiny teethed gremlin with shitty pasty bumpy skin and fried out hair.
I love how she markets the upcoming lime crime hair dye by using obviously filtered photos and crammed in extensions and saying "MY HAIR HAS BARELY FAILED AFTER WEEKS!" Then you see a fan photo with her in it and its fried, thin and barely holding onto to pigment.
No. 16391
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Has this been posted yet?
No. 16398
>>16394that event looks like a waking nightmare
tumblr snowflakes and vocal fry everywhere
No. 16927
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They're a lot smaller than they look too. Imagine how pissed off someone would be if they spent $40 on this shit. I would be livid since I doubt you can even see your full face in this. It's a child sized joke.
Pic related. It's the mirror next to an 8oz. bottle.
No. 16944
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>>16940I think it's just a bottle they used as a size comparison.
No. 17020
>>16927That would be pretty damn infuriating.
It's a cute design but it looks cheap.
I know she freaked out on temptalia once, has there been evidence of her freaking out on other bloggers? I know she threatened to sue one over something stupid but her reputation seems bigger than that.
No. 17374
>>16927I thought the box said slime crime at first.
would be more fitting.
No. 17444
>>17391The salem swatch looks matte but in the right picture it looks satiny???
Wow thanks a lot Slime Crime, totes true to its stock picture
No. 17457
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It looks more matte here, but even more like shit.
No. 17544
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>>17460It actually looks quite nice on tan to dark skin tones from what I could find. But holy shit it looks horrendous on whites
No. 17547
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>>17545Oh yeah absolutely not, this is another photo I found which really shows how miserable the consistency is. You can see the same going on in the other girl's picture, it looks more like they put cheap concealer on their lips
No. 17565
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>>17544I agree, it looks pretty bad on white skin, maybe if it's a REALLY freckly girl (you know, when there's tonnes of brown frackles all over the face) the colour might look ok, otherwise it just looks like you've been eating nuttella.
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Are we ever going to know why doedeerelies was shut down?
No. 22515
"So, from Lime Crime, they're $12 for 0.07oz, from BFtE $6.60 for 0.03oz, and from TKB who made them in the first place? Just $4 for 1oz.
Four.
Fucking.
Dollars.
Less money for roughly 14x more product, and in Lime Crime's case, the ingredient lists are identical between TKB Trading mica and their own 'unique' magic dusts.
In BFtE's defence, they have an awful lot of shades and I know that many of them they did bother to mix themselves, instead of simply repackaging and reselling identical copies. As I only have 3 of Lime Crime's eyeshadows, I can't say whether the same is true for them or not, and I certainly won't ever be buying from them again to find out.
This isn't to say that the eyeshadows from either company are bad - they aren't, they're just a complete rip-off. I say again - $4 per ounce versus over $168 per ounce at Lime Crime or $217 an ounce at Beauty From The Earth (approx.)."
Who is even retarded enough to buy her shit lol, just buy your shit from china, will be exactly the same thing but at a far lower price.
No. 22516
"To help combat the rising number of accusations that they simply repackage wholesale mica and lie about it, rather than make their own products, Doe recorded this video of her "making" an eyeshadow. She doesn't wear a mask, or gloves, swatches with the same brush, adds black to darken a colour (anyone who did Art in school should know you add a colour's opposite) and most bizarrely of all, despite this apparently being her own original colour, she doesn't know the formula. Instead she guesses, approximating bits of blue and black wholesale mica until she gets something that looks roughly like her finished product.
No manufacturer could create permanent products this way, you'd have massive variations in shade mixing without a formula, weights or measures, not to mention the unsanitary conditions. And to top it off, she then claims she sends off the small samples to a lab to have professionals mix bits of mica together based on the small plastic bag because she still hasn't written it down, or measured anything."
The video mentioned has been deleted by lime scam from her very own website. Hmm I wonder why…
No. 22526
>>22522Man, I can't believe Sephora didn't do their research. I know Sephora isn't high-end makeup (more like mid range, way better than
most drugstore products), but LimeCrime? Really? LimeCrime belongs in the dollar store.
Do they even know how many people hate the founder and the brand? Do they have any idea how many people that are going to be pissed when they find out that she lies about animal testing and her makeup being vegan?
I'm not a vegan, but I tend to only buy cruelty free brands because I love animals (I fucking love you Tarte and Too Faced).
I can't wait until the product goes live :3
No. 22529
Holy shit, it's already on Sephora, online only though.
http://www.sephora.com/lime-crime?icid2=product_link_brandHer lipsticks sell as much as the Kat Von D ones. Ugh.
No. 22578
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I see Deere has been very busy giving herself awesome five star reviews.
I wonder if she's going to try to sue Sephora when they pull her crap out because of her shenanigans, lies (I think she's marketing her makeup as vegan, good luck getting that cruelty free little bunny stamped on your cosmetics dumbass), creating sock puppets to manipulate reviews, etc etc
It's going to be fun watching you fall from a mighty place Dee.
Feel free to review guys! I know I have! And remember to remind those shoppers that avoid products with animal ingredients and animal testing that LimeCrime IS NOT CRUELTY FREE.
No. 22580
>>22572Customer service on sephora's site, you can email them, link them to all the articles about the founder, and tell them that they are advertising a Cruelty Free products when her products are not even vegan.
You can call or email them:
http://www.sephora.com/customerService/customerServiceTemplate.jsp?mediaId=9300044 No. 22584
>>22514What the fuck.
People should really contact sephora about all her bullshit.
No. 22586
>>22582Well I know for sure there were animal ingredients in her lipsticks (carmine and beeswax).
But you're right, it's mostly just screencaps of her asking why beeswax wasn't vegan and that video of her in her "lab" making lipsticks without gloves. If someone has the video, please post so I can pass it on to Sephora (I'm pretty sure they'll be appalled).
I want to bring this bitch down so bad. Why couldn't SugarPill be the one to end up on Sephora? Either way, I think this is a trial run of her makeup. If people make a big enough fuss, Sephora will simply drop her. I'm pretty sure they make a killing of Kat Von D alone.
Also, VIB's and VIBRouge's REVIEW.
And wtf, I KNOW that's her giving herself 5 star reviews, shouldn't she be flagged?
No. 22591
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LOL Deeeeeeeee, you're to easy to spot, you're making my sides hurt.
Also, I'm pretty sure she can get in trouble for making so many accounts to give herself good ratings. How can I give Sephora a heads up? She's probably hiding behind proxies.
BTW how petty. If your product is solid, it will sell, no need for this foolishness.
No. 22594
>>22591lol
Well, I contacted them and left some reviews. Hopefully they'll listen.
I wonder if sending in those screencaps will help?
No. 22605
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>>22596She's notorious even in r/Makeupaddiction, but the girls on there tend to come off as SJW types.
As for the sock puppet accounts, maybe we can just tell customer service to look in on it? Maybe they have a way of seeing if reviews are being manipulated.
Sephora doesn't give a fuck. During the 20% off sale they had this week, they locked down all Chinese accounts and even locked down Chinese American accounts because there were servers from China buying in mass bulk with bots that ended up DDosing the site.
In public there were Chinese people in the exclusive VIB Rouge events buying in bulk, pushing people around, grabbing every limited edition item they could get their little grubby hands on. This was in places with big Asian communities. Everyone screamed racism!!!!!! But Sephora just shrugged it off. And no it's not racist.
Picture semi-related, these women rushed into the VIB Rouge event last week and grabbed all the LE items they could carry, they were also first in line, so while the cashier was scanning, the other lady grabbed more and more LE items. Most of the LE items were gone by the time they left the store. I can't believe the managers of this particular store (in Portland OR) let these women get away with this trashiness.
So yes, Sephora will be fucking pissed if she's making sock-puppets and manipulating the system. They'll tell her to quit her shit and knock her down a few pegs. Dee isn't dealing with a blogger, she's dealing with a mega chain that happens to be owned by the famous LVMH (Moët Hennessy and Louis Vuitton).
Have fun threatening their entire team of PR and mega expensive on salary lawyers Dee! :D
No. 22625
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Someone please!! Post this picture of Dee, I already did my reviews and can't modify them for another 72 hours (I think)
Just give the rating, write something about the product, and put this picture up and say this is the founder of Lime Crime
Please please please please!!
No. 22635
>>22625Ugh, my review was posted, but I can't edit it! ffs I really really wanted people to see this picture.
And this bitch managed to make enough puppets to give herself 4 stars on Sephora. She has nothing better to do. I guess I can email Sephora, but I really wanted buyers to see that Lime Crime is a Nazi sympathizer.
Dressing up as Hitler is so Kawaii.
No. 22638
>>22636They don't care. If you read the thread on reddit (
http://www.reddit.com/r/MakeupAddiction/comments/2lyy8r/psa_lime_crime_is_now_available_at_sephora/ ), half the people hate her and the other half don't care.
I guess all you need to do is dangle a shiny object with unicorns in front of these girls to keep them happy.
No. 22668
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lmao
Keep it up guys!
I didn't even know you could ask questions :D
No. 22674
>>22672Too Faced is great, too.
Also, why not both? Makeup and anal.
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what the fuck doe durr
who does that
why
No. 22973
>>22941I used to have some pretty severe delusions as a child, would sneak out in the middle of the night in summer to sleep in mud puddles and played with all those fantasy notions that every kid did. Now I'm pretty mentally stable other than anxiety problems, but I would never brag about these things. All kids, especially little girls are weird as fuck in an incredibly non-productive way.
I love how Xenia had a blog for fucking years and never mentioned this petal crap until she found out New Look was producing liquid matte lipsticks when she received her wholesale catalog.
Her narrative changes every trend. It's hilarious.
No. 23569
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LOOOOL! She didn't even last a week in Spehora
No. 23580
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Not a victory yet. I don't know why on some people it says permanently out of stock and others, like me, says it will email me when it's in stock.
Dunno what's going on
No. 23737
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>>23731>>23735I just looked it up.
The URL sent me to this page.
No. 23789
>>23782Dee would never pull her products out, this was her chance to make it big, and karma is a motherfucking bitch. All those people, customers, bloggers, just fucking everyone she threatened, pissed on, bullied, we all just shit all over this one chance she had.
LMAO
DING DONG THE BITCH IS DEAD.
No. 23800
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Do you guys think Doe is going to try to sue Sephora?
No. 23812
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>>23802Sephora made her sign a contract, I'm pretty sure she was on a trial basis, so if her product didn't sell, or something came up, LIKE SHE'S A NAZI SYMPATHIZER, they could drop her like a hot turd and there's nothing she can do about it, because she signed that contract without reading it through. (I'm assuming everyone selling anything on their site is made to sign a contract)
With her arrogance I don't doubt she will try, but like someone said, Sephora has expensive lawyers on salary, and they're going to intimidate the shit out of her and threaten to counter sue for their legal and court fees (They cost about as much as the house you live in Doe).
Have fun Dee, this is too good. :D
No. 23813
>>23800If she does then it would get thrown out of court with it's first Motion to Dismiss. I don't think Doe's Bovine University Internet Lolawyer would be able to keep up with a team of the corporate lawyers sephora could afford.
At least SpaceNK (Amurrican. Don't remember its name), had Doe's shitty products for a year or two. I remember when they ditched her products, Doe went on a spree about how those type of stores were absolute crap.
No. 23819
>>23800She could go ahead and try, but Sephora is not the bloggers and people she's threatened before.
She's had it easy because those people didn't have a big ass corporate group of lawyers having their back. In the end the only one who would end up losing is her, simply because she doesn't have the money nor the lawyers to compete with Sephora. She's simply not even.
Sephora probably made her sign a contract that stipulated they could terminate any kind of association with her at any given time, without any explanation. Big companies are like that, and she went ahead and signed it thinking she made it.
Little did she know all the people who got fucked over by her little antics would go ahead and bury her so deep into her very own shit that the one chance she probably had to take her brand even further is now gone.
No. 23820
>>23819Did anyone see her bragging about putting her product line in Sephora? I never saw any announcement about it. Maybe Sephora gave her very specific conditions and knew she would probably fail.
Xenia will never be mainstream. She steals, copies and is cheap as fuck. Say what you will about how horrible Amy of Sugarpill looks, but she really puts out quality products. I have a fairly rich boss with no kids and she spends 2k on make up per month usually (or at least seems that way) and out of all these super fucking expensive make up brands she loves Sugarpill the most.
No. 23828
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No. 23878
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So apparently she used to do this
"would scam people by selling crap loli dresses on eBay that she would hem with duct tape because she was too lazy to ask her mom to sew shit for her. It was around this time that her obsession with fellow fashion designer Shrinkle began, as Doe's designs were basically just shitty rip-offs of hers. "
No. 23977
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>>23826Amy still looks better than queen of blending imo
No. 23995
>>23897Oh boy oh boy i can almost
feel Derp throwing a hissy fit about those orders. I wonder if she'll just stiff everyone who bought through Sephora and put the last nail in her reputation's coffin.
No. 24210
>>24204She does. Look at the comments here
http://instagram.com/p/vXV7KLN0A_/?modal=true and on other pictures of hers. This isn't even anything new. She's been getting order complaints since before her IG, yet people on Reddit and elsewhere are oh so surprised that this isn't a Sephora issue. It's a Xenia issue and always has been.
No. 24212
>>24199Somewhere out there beneath the pale moonlight
>>24204Yeah she is. I think those people were the most vocal with Sephora. Sephora will be honoring the shades that were ordered, everyone else has to go back to Urban Outfitters or her website again.
She's so stupid and greedy, what made her think she could keep up with the supply and demand of her own website, Urban Outfitters, and Sephora? Just Sephora alone would be a nightmare to keep up with; she obviously didn't have enough shades because the most popular ones (Salem and Wicked) were sold out the first day, and no, it wasn't because hundreds of thousands of people ordered it.
People said it's a combination of massive amounts of people complaining about: her products being vegan (they're not), crappy packaging and subpar formula (I legit believe it belongs at the dollar store), and the founders bullying, shadiness, and the nazi picture (they spammed that picture to Sephora).
What nailed the coffin was her not being able to meet with the supply and demand. I mean, she could have paid 3-6 Mexican women to help her out, but she's so greedy (and racist) I doubt she would stoop so low (according to her standards).
Someone estimated that her products were on Sephora's site for 4.5 days. That's it.
This was her time to shine, but she couldn't, because you can't polish a turd.
No. 24251
>>24247This is going to cost her. I wouldn't be surprised that in her stupidity, she got an expensive new car to celebrate her ~making it despite the haters~ or some other ridiculously expensive material thing.
She probably thought she was the next Kat Von D (with unicorns).
What part of California does she live in?
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No. 24266
>>24258Sons of Anarchy is fucking stupid.
I am, however, surprised that they use her makeup. Do they just use one product or her entire collection? Is there anyway way to check online the makeup that is being used in any given show, or is too obscure?
No. 24268
>>24266I think it's too obscure. I tried Googling and I got nothing.
>Of course, going forward, the brand has plans to only get bigger. Doe tells us that there will be a lot of new products coming soon (including a Velvetines expansion), and that will feature something eyeshadow lovers of the brand are going to be excited about.As for what Doe's currently thinking about? "I’m obsessed with Sons of Anarchy! It’s a show about an outlaw biker gang, and it’s so addictive. Don’t be surprised if there are some SOA-inspired shades this fall…"
http://blog.urbanoutfitters.com/blog/brands_we_love_lime_crime?cm_re=BLOG-_-POSITION_2-_-brands_we_love_lime_crime No. 24269
>>24268I tried too, oh well.
I doubt they're exclusively only using Lime Crime. I've seen the show and a lot of the female characters wear ordinary neutral shades.
Maybe that one girl that did porn in season 4 or 5 or whatever was using her crap (and it was probably just one lipstick).
No. 24316
>>24247She's testament to the importance of image. No matter how stupid, incompetent, rude and uncreative you are, you can get by at least somewhat well if you post images (no matter how obviously photoshopped) and cutesy shit all over the place to attract idiot followers.
It's almost common to see idiots who know her full story, know there is a good chance they'll never get their order or a good product, and still buy her shit because they think it's cute. There's one born every minute I guess.
No. 24402
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No. 24404
>>24402LMAO, dat upload name, so fitting.
I hope she makes these awful, cheap, pleather jackets and tries to sell them on her site. I want to see her rage when her customers complain to her about them falling apart and wanting a refund.
Oh please please do it Doe :D
No. 24411
>>24316I feel like the most infuriating people are the impartial/neutral fuckers (I've seen a few on that Reddit link) who try to play moralist and be all..
AMG AM I DA ONRY 1 WHO CAERS BOUT JUS A QUALITY PRODUCT N NOT DOH'S DRAMU XDDDD
No, bitch. I assure you that you aren't alone. There are many retards like you who seem incapable of understanding that LC doesn't produce quality product. Their eye shadows are stolen. Their products are falsely advertised. Their velveteens, which everyone lusts over, have shit staying power, dry your lips out, and flake if you attempt to apply a second coat. Also, the size of it isn't even worth the price. People act like LC is the only brand that makes "outrageous" colors or liquid to matte lipstick. It's called do a little fucking research, you'll find PLENTY of liquid to matte lipsticks which are far better than these. You just are drawn in by the pretty packaging and for that, you're retarded. Swear to fucking god, this shit chaps my ass like no other because it reminds me of my weeb ass friends who only buy Korean beauty shit because durrhurr preeety packages n kitty compacts XDDDDDD anon does u n ur cousins use dis?? No, fucker, we don't. Know why? Because I didn't just hop off of the fucking boat and I prefer Lancome, Chanel, and Guerlain. Piss. Off.
Just.. fuck. I hate when people take that apathy stance. In reality, yes, no company is perfect. However, LC has gone above and beyond in being a piece of shit and all of the anger people have is completely warranted.
But, I guess basic bitches will be fucking basic..
No. 24413
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Also, just dropping this here because I got really cunty with the Sephora bitch because of the reply that she gave me.
>>23828 No. 24420
>>24416Dude, I was fucking infuriated. I never use customer service hotlines or emails. I never make customer complaints, because I have worked in retail and I know that shit just happens. I've only ever had to return like one product to Sephora because it burned my eyes and they made no issues about letting me have my money back. So, we're cool on that front.
But, this bitch? No. Don't send me some fucking link and try to tell me that you "cannot guarantee". You are selling faulty and falsely advertised products to your customers under the pretense that they're something they are not. Not to mention encouraging this ratchet motherfucker in her dollhouse to continue her escapades. I get that -you- may not be personally responsible, but the least you could do as a rep is pass this information along to the people in charge of putting brands in your store. Bitch, you should be licking all of our asses right now because our bitching saved your asses from a bunch of hassles.
I could handle seeing Kat Von Kunt's products, as much as I can't stand the attention whore, but a line was crossed with LC. Nobody asked you for anything more than to do your research and pull the brand for the sake of your customers.
The girls at M.A.C. are always rude as shit, but even they aren't this dumb. Smfh.
No. 24424
>>24420What's with the Kat Von D hate? I don't know much about her, but I do love the makeup line.
And to make you feel better, Kat Von D doesn't own the makeup line, it's actually Sephora, she's just the face they chose.
It's funny watching her doing tutorials though because she wears foundation and has face tattoos that look green afterwards. Like how can you be a "makeup guru" when your foundation makes your facial tattoos look like shit. Do you dab off the foundation in those spots to make the tattoos look black again or do you just cover them completely with her concealer?
What's the point of face tattoos anyway if you're a girl and wear makeup that's going to make them look like shit?
No. 24425
>>24424It does make me feel better that Sephora owns it and not her. She's one of those annoying types like La Roux who acts like a miserable, old codger despite having her own pile of attention. You know the girls who feel the need to be shitting on other girls for trivial things in a piss poor attempt to feel superior? That's what they both do and it's always irritated me.
>WAAHAHAHA IM SO MUCH BETTUR DAN DA REST OF HOLLYW00D BUCZ IM TATTOOED UP N SHET YEAH LIEK UM SOOO HARDXCORE XDDDDTattooed girls, for some reason, have that complex. There's also her shit show that got cancelled, her being anti-Semitic and trying to deny it, etc. It's like every girl in the alternative scene has all of these fucking complexes and issues. Why can't you just grow old with your shitty tattoos and be chill.
No. 24428
>>24247 If she, a talentless hack can somewhat make it with pure perseverance despite having zero charm, zero work ethic and zero creativity than think of what women with talent could do if they persevered as much as much as this crook.
See, this is why I LIKE her. She's my ironic role model.
I also like her photos, I wish she was just a model and not… that thing she is.
No. 24464
>>24451>she's gotten pudgy and that's why she dresses to hide her figure.And it's working. I've never really gotten a clear image of her body.
She looks pudgy but the way she dresses makes her look like one of those girls who just have pudgy features but are not even fat.
No. 24719
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No. 24839
>>24814That's my face shape anon. :(
(Heart shape btw, I wish I had an oval face :/)
This picture is photoshopped to high heaven though.
No. 25762
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No. 25788
>>24814oh come on are u fucking serious. i think she's pretty. i don't see anything wrong with her face…..
her hair kinda looks like a wig though.
No. 25802
>>25788Agreed, she has a pretty face, photoshopped or not. It's her personality that fuckin' sucks.
Speaking of her fried and damaged hair, does anyone remember that post where she claimed that her natural hair color is blond with a hue of green, just like a ~*mermaid*~? Delusional much?
No. 29746
>>29744Dee is going to go broke eventually, it'll take a few years, but she'll get there. She is living way beyond her means and she's going to pay for it when she loses her little cult.
Why does she do stuff like this? Even from a business standpoint, couldn't she have given them a heads up, like be a fucking professional about it and wait until the holiday craze is over.
She probably can't keep up with supply and demand.
I wonder if it's because she refuses to hire anyone to help her and has her mom and skinhead husband do it with her (packaging, shipping, customer service, website maintenance).
No. 29751
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No. 29777
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Thanks to Doe, more and more people find out how shitty she and her products are because everyone suddenly seems to start researching and finds out the truth.
No. 29783
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A classic.
No. 29795
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I am suprised that vegans support her crap anyways. All the shady labeling and repacking aside, Doe is known to love wearing real fur as well as feathers, with buying products from her company you basicly support her in doing that.
Pic very related, poor foxes.
No. 30894
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So much this.
No. 35883
Some of us may remember Jeffree Star from his MySpace days of causing drama and shit, but in recent years he's a makeup artist and recently released his own liquid lipsticks. They rival Lime Crime's Velveteens as far as size, colors, and quality in general go. I own the pink one and it's great, but can be a bitch to get off. Still, it's so much better than Doe's shit.
It was interesting as hell to see that a week before Jeffree's were to be sent out, Doe suddenly began spamming video tests of hers and that awful new Pansy color all over her Instagram. Once Jeffree's were released, fans asked him to make dupes of LC colors and even Shrinkle herself purchased one and gave it so much praise.
Watch out, bitch.
http://instagram.com/jeffreestarcosmetics No. 36190
>>29795This! I'm in a facebook group for vegetarians and vegans and so many people are "OmGz limecrime is amazing, velvetines are awesome and vegan so everyone should buy them!!!!"
I tried bring up her sorrid past but they're so dense and still want to buy it
No. 36382
>>36352Dunno much about his past as a scene kid, but it looks like his lipsticks are reviewed well, sold at a non-scam artist price and is doing decent with demand.
A few days ago Doh posted how she gets her hair pastel and keeps it sooo healthy. While the real answer was photoshop and extensions, she posted she uses 40v and an illegal product. Some predict, they'll be an increase in bald unicorns in 2015.
No. 36654
>>36604Something about that photo makes her look like a German grandma in an ad though.
But yeah, better to just shave all of it off before she wakes up one day and half her pink hair falls off or whatever color she has it.
No. 36660
>>36382>uses 40 volume lightener Holy crap. She really doesn't know what the fuck she's doing. Her hair doesn't need to lighten
that fast and she no doubt over processes it as a result. She'd be better off going to a professional but nope, what do we know?
No. 36668
>>36661The fur industry uses cats and dogs now from countries like China where they are no animal cruelty laws and they are pretty much skinned alive.
but you know ~vegansister4lyfe~
No. 36680
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No. 36681
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No. 36682
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No. 36684
>>36668considering that she's russian, it's possible she actually got real fox fur, from actual foxes
then again, considering how cheap and unethical she is, you're probably right, it's cheap chinese shit dyed to look like fox fur
No. 36873
>>36867If everything is a statement piece, nothing is.
I love her Himalayan, though. He must not throw up all over the furniture every other day like mine does, though. I imagine that'd get him kicked out.
No. 36925
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No. 36946
>>36877"omg wut u talkin bout doh luvs all animals and currs about them so much vegan4lyfe"
Doesn't even bother to quickly go on Google and check what goddamned foods are harmful or have the potential to be harmful to her cat. Jesus christ.
No. 37062
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>>36867Ugh. This actually makes me angry. Pretty much everything is tacky as hell with clashing colours and themes. I sort of see the look she was trying to go for, but she clearly has virtually no knowledge of aesthetics and it honestly sickens me. Just because things look good on their own doesn't mean they'll look good together.
Also,
>I love the way aqua stripes make my china collection pop! >my china collectionAs someone who actually collects bone china, I'm a little insulted by the fact that she refers to what is most likely a random set of plates she found at Winners as 'her china collection.' (To be fair, I can't really tell what the plates in the middle and the cups and saucers are from the size of the pic.) Not to mention the fact that the only thing 'popping' here is the hideous jumble of mismatched colours.
Sorry, I just really needed to get that off my chest.
No. 37596
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>>37062Over 4700 people have shit taste
No. 37990
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This is maddening, and it's the dining room. I feel like I would be dizzy and overloaded.
No. 38092
So, people were flipping shit for the last several hours on the comments of this:
http://instagram.com/p/xag_E9R2hm/?modal=trueAnd, then she goes and posts this to do damage control:
http://instagram.com/p/xifDhcR2uA/?modal=true No. 38257
>>38255The packaging isn't even cute. It's like a mismatch of tumblr trends. Only reason LC is famous is because idiots don't realize she rips off tumblr trends and pop culture trends and makes incredibly limited stock so she can sell a shit ton on one day because of hype. She also probably does it so she gets immediate return on inventory.
You pay more on a Lime Crime lipstick (based on price per ounce) than you would Armani, Chanel. But if you can resist the hype than go ahead and try it out.
No. 38284
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>>38264Only if hotdogs and steaks are vegan.
No. 38612
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says she looks like misty from pokemon
No. 38630
Courtesy of one basic bitch lol:
http://boards.4chan.org/cgl/thread/8006225/makeup-thread#p8041679I wish I capped the comment a girl left on one of Xenia's photos yesterday where she explained how nobody else gets this asshurt and defensive over any other brand, but when it's the un1co0rrrn queeen omFgZ!1!1! people jump to her defense even when she's shitty and in the wrong. Also..
>lLELELELE XDD VELTEENS R TYTE >implying I couldn't buy Hourglass, Stila, Jeffree Star, or any other brand and pay for actual qualityStay ratchet.
No. 38643
>>38630That thread is holy fuck so cringe worthy. Note to self: Never go to /cgl/ for beauty advice.
>That girl that bought a too faced palette but doesn't know how to apply eyeshadow and doesn't use eye primer>"wOW WHAT A GIMMICK HURR SUCH BAD QUALITY">Someone actually recommended LimeCrime>People agreed with them and said it was "tyme 2 move on frum 2010 h8 lel it ok LC u can resell mica for 200x da price it ok bc ur speshul unicorn colur xdd"Just wow.
No. 38644
>>38264Personally, I think it depends on whether you're collecting antiques from thrift shops, etc. or buying things that are still currently in production.
But yes, I do agree that it would be generally unethical. (Although I wouldn't be the least bit surprised if she did, either because she didn't know any better or she just didn't care)
No. 38659
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"Dear Lime Crime Customers,
Our website crashed yesterday when we brought back the Velvetines. We sincerely apologize for that. We have received more orders in the past 48 hours than we have on Black Wednesday… We simply didn't expect it!
A full-time warehouse crew of 22 people is currently working double shifts to get your orders packaged and on their way to you as soon as humanly possible. Please expect delays, but know that we're on it! We expect to ship 1,500 orders per day and will continue working double shifts including Saturdays, until every single one of your boxes goes out! 📦 We have also received over 1,200 emails. 📥 Our Customer Care Representatives are working overtime to answer each and every one of your concerns in the order received. We ask that you kindly do NOT send your requests twice, as the system will automatically put it at the bottom of the cue, resulting in longer response time.
It's frustrating, we know. 😓 We feel that way too! Our customers have exercised a colossal amount of patience over the past few years as our little company meteorically grew and grew and grew. We couldn't have done it without you! Please know that we love you and care, we just have a hard time keeping up with you sometimes!
2015 is the year of change for Lime Crime. When you give us feedback, we listen. We are doing a lot to remedy the specific problems you've pointed out. Myself and the Lime Crime crew will work our fingers to the bone until we can offer you the kind of customer experience you all deserve!!! THANK YOU for believing in us!
Doe Deere & the Lime Crime Team"
No. 39008
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No. 39021
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Apparently, he cut her hair.
No. 39189
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No. 39198
>>39189i'm not too familiar with this girl, but i seriously don't get the appeal of clown red hair and bright orange hair. also, this girl is supposed to make makeup products or something, right? why is she wearing so much dark/dramatic makeup? that's the number one rule for red/orange hair since it makes you look like a clown.
sorry if i'm shitting up the thread, those are just two of my biggest pet peeves
No. 40134
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>>38641>>38643Those threads used to be fun and full of awesome people, but sadly halfchan went down the shitter and we didn't feel like running a thread for people who were just going to try and derail it and be assholes. That's why I went and made a beauty/fashion board on 8chan.
Anyway, pic is Doe's latest (yes, she just posted this) and she's saying how she's been oh so busy with orders and can't take selfies.
No. 43494
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No. 43495
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>>43494shes dubbed herself queen of the clouds now
No. 43510
>>43507What
>>43508 said.
Marsala is the color of the year and it'll be everywhere from jewelry stores to makeup counters.
No. 43698
>>43495>queen of the cloudsFucking hell. I've read this about six times before I understood that it said
clouds and not clowns.
>she's definitely rocking that clown hair No. 44310
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She.. She was only orange for a week and she dyed it again.. and she's going to dye it again soon..
No. 44325
>>44310She looks so terrible, Jesus. And that poor hair, she might as well get a pixy cut because anything that's left of her hair is dead and fried.
I read somewhere that people that make dramatic changes to their hair or the way they dress very often (like every other month) have low self-esteem.
No. 45745
>>44325I don't think it's a self esteem issue with 'dramatic hair color.'
In Doe's case at least, she just seems like someone who constantly has to be on the spot light at all times. People going "Oooh, what is she going to do next??"
I dye my hair at least once ever 3-4 months to a new color only because I grow bored very easily. I think Doe is just unhappy when other people are outshining her and is struggling to stay relevant. Just cringing at the teens who still support her and even though there is so much evidence say that her scams and lies are made up. What??
No. 47442
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No. 47453
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>>47442>"A lot of you ask how I manage to return my hair back to white over and over without losing it">return my hair back to white>without losing itorly?
No. 47456
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Pft. Look who made yet another dupe of one of her shitty velveteens.
No. 47458
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Fan friday bullshit.
No. 47459
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No. 47500
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>>47456Jeffree's has a burgundy undertone, which looks 10000000000x better than Salem's poo shade
No. 47662
>>47456It looks more like Wicked than Salem. Salem is plain ass shit brown. It's one of the worst colors I've ever seen and doesn't even work on black women, which is really sad since brown shades usually look lovely on darker skin. Of course, you rarely see Salem on black women since pasty, pastel fried hair "unicorns" are the ones that buy LC. On light skin, Salem looks a fresh puckered asshole.
It's also called "Unicorn Blood." Perfect. Sure enough, I'm going to buy it from ole Jeff.
Gotta agree with Anon regarding applying over the lip line. Yuck. What a waste of a beautiful color.
No. 47685
>>47681Whoa I actually have a good answer for a question on lolcow.
Starts with Jeffrey being a guest for Lime Crime at IMATS LA. If you don't know what IMATS is, it's a huge make up show/event. Gossip and actual tweets from Jeffrey revealed that Xenia got a vendetta against Jeffrey once he revealed he was going to release a make up line. I believe Jeffrey mentioned something about Xenia seeing him as "competition." This must have been during his time as an LC guest because there was a big to do about Jeffrey taking off LCs make up after his LC "shift" was over and put on OCC's lipstick. He got it done during the IMATS show in front of a lot of fans and it raised eyebrows.
BTW, Xenia tends to burn bridges amongst the indie make up industry. She once ordered every single lipstick of OCC (Obsessive Compulsive Cosmetics), emptied out the tubes and then returned them. This happened before she released her first lipsticks. Oh and she blamed her poor intern for the return when OCC's creator confronted her about it.
No. 47695
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>>47685Hollyyyyy shiiittt. How is this bitch still in business?
I think she's legit psychotic.
Thanks anon, that was very informative. How did you know all this? Are you a big makeup fan and just happened to see the gossip as it was going down in twitter?
No. 47983
>>47500Agreed, Jeffree's looks so much better. Just waiting patiently for him to do a liquid to matte black lipstick.
>>47507Yet IG teens and tumblrinas still support her and buy her shit even though there is so much evidence that she is a liar, cheater and scam artist. I don't get it.
No. 47999
>>47695I used to follow the examiner thread comments on a lime crime article. The gossip there was god level.
Here's another juicy bit of gossip from ole LC. Of course unconfirmed but I believe it 100%.
Xenia had requested a booth right next to Sugarpill (Amy from Sugarpill used to be good friends with Xenia. In fact, it's said that Xenia started repackaged mica LC because she found out Amy was going to release her own make up line. That is just a theory). This was a booth during the IMATS show. And yes, a lot of drama usually happens with Xenia during IMATS LA. Now, Xenia had burned bridges with Amy but desperately tries to get back into the indie crowd. She often steals Amy's ideas or backhandedly makes a comment to insult Amy's style. Well back to the original story…I'd take this gossip with a grain of salt, but a commenter came in saying how the person who worked for IMATS could get fired for releasing information about customer requests. It was pretty because it was obviously Xenia sockpuppeting and angry she had been found out.
Oh and Xenia's obsession with Amy is as strong as ever. Just a few months ago she posted the importance of eyebrows and blah blah blah. It was a direct stab at Amy's no eyebrow look she had been sporting. Now you may think Amy of Sugarpill looks absolutely ridiculous, but bitch doesn't care. She goes along with what she likes and doesn't desperately chase tumblr trends to get people to idolize her. She's still sporting the looks she did in the 2000s.
I used to be a big fan of LC. Embarrassing right? I loved her photoshoots and thought she was the prettiest thing ever. I followed her blog every day and even bid on a dress she was selling on ebay. I noticed she was shill bidding and I decided to google her company. Holy shit was I in for a big surprise. No, I was never like those "unicorn" brain washed morons, but I thought Xenia was fun and had great styling tips. This was when she was stealing another popular blogger's complete style. Joanna something.
Anyways, like PT, Xenia is pretty fascinating because she's a cow that never learns. I'm just more impressed that people worship her because Xenia comes off as a rotten cunt. She seems to go in cycles over the years I've watched her. She tries to be professional, sweet and cute and suddenly she lets go of her LC staff, takes over social media for LC and acts like a complete jackass.
Anyways, I have plenty of Xenia stories. Of course I don't know her chronology as much as I do my Queen PIxy, but Xenia is basic bitch compared to Sarah desu.
No. 48121
>>48010Amy and Xenia reunite…in the most awkward of ways!
A few IMATS ago, Xenia convinced a blogger, Candy Johnson (I think?), to "introduce" her to Amy. Hilarious because Amy gave Xenia a Dear John letter years ago after Xenia's shill bidding schemes during the ebay days. Well, we all know how it turned out. Amy was horrified and could barely talk. Xenia was trying to be light hearted and was telling her how funny it was that people thought they didn't get along. As far as the exact details of the entire exchange, no one knows. I got what I could from the examiner article comments. Just shows how scary stalkerish Xenia can be. She made a friend introduce her to a woman she had been former friends with under the guise of meeting for the first time. One of the creepier Xenia stories.
The infamous Sugarpill LC ban:
Amy put out an email to all Sugarpill employees to not associate with LC and not let Xenia take any pictures with staff or take pictures around their booth. Amy mentioned how hard they worked on their work and Xenia was absolutely not allowed to poach their efforts. I wish I remembered the sockpuppets because I think Xenia came in ranting and raving about that email.
The Adopted Cat Drama:
Xenia had fostered two cats. The vet had advised her they were brothers and should be adopted out together. Xenia almost bragged on her blog how these expensive long haired cats were one of the most surrendered cat breed (yeah…designer persian cats rather than the black domestic short haired). She landed up adopting the social cat and giving up the one who hid under the bed terrified. A lot of people were angry she went against vet orders to keep the pair together but insisted that they hardly hung out together anymore. You know because one of them was absolutely terrified. Xenia being Xenia, did whatever the fuck she wanted and kept the social cat. He died a month or two later from what Xenia said was a chronic heart condition. Some what it was a broken heart. ←Probably a distasteful joke, but Xenia can't even do charity without becoming insanely irresponsible and selfish.
No. 48291
>>48093Kind of - sort of. Xenia was basically all over him when he was at the peak of his MYSPACE popularity. She likes to attach herself like a tumor to the trendiest kids of the time and he was it. He basically called her out on her shit when he found out she was backstabbing him and talking shit behind his back.
Xenia got pissed at Jeffree with his announcement of his make up line, not to mention she stole a lot of his photos without permission. It's mentioned here somewhere on this thread as well. She's just a thief and Jeffree didn't want to deal with her bs.
No. 48359
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No. 48455
>>48385and so can people :(
where one of the arteries to the heart break
meaning it's literally a broken heart
No. 48544
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I just checked out her IG to see what else she was up to and found this message to her followers pretty hilarious and hypocritical.
No. 48545
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>>48544Funnier is the 'omg, your hair is so strong, Doe!' comment. These fans really are blind and delusional.
>Doe never hurt anyone! No. 48662
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This is what Willam Belli thinks Xenia looks like. A fat baby mask with drag make-up haha.
No. 49177
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>>48918They both sold out within the hour I got an email about them at like 2AM.
No. 49197
>>49177Yeah, got my unicorn blood. Pretty excited to receive it in the mail when he ships the products out.
>I'm making necessary changesAll she is doing is posting selfies. And I wanna throw up at the people who are like "you're so inspiration!"
No. 49754
>>49745It was just posted today?
More and more people are reporting theft after buying from Limecrime. Most of the purchases happened around the time Cashmere got restocked. And just now people are reporting that they've had their money stolen and cards used.
Yes it's happened before, now it's happening again and it seems to be even worse.
One girl said she had $4,000 worth of charges.
No. 49778
>>49754Holy shit… can't someone sue? I'm pretty sure she can be taken to a small claims court if it's not more than $5000 (I think).
What is she thinking? DOES SHE EVEN THINK?
No. 49799
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No. 49883
>>49864Agreed. I'm sorry, but I have no sympathy for the people of Reddit's skin care/makeup sections. Not because of the petty chan vs Reddit shit, but because so many of them claim to be educated on these topics when they know absolutely fuck all. I've glossed over past Reddit threads about LC and so many of them are quick to defend her with the "no company is perfec XDDD" bullshit and how we all need to "get over old drama" because anytime someone mentions LC the torches and pitchforks come out.
Well, you stupid cunts, I wonder WHY people get so pissed when the topic comes up.. It couldn't POSSIBLY be because Xenia is a horrible person and her company is a scam.
No. 49920
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Asian cosmetic brand which has existed since 2002. Look familiar to anyone?
No. 49931
>>49896This! You must be ratchet and ghetto to buy from LC in spite of all the truth blogs out there proving her grimy self. The quality is garbage and you're paying twice as much.
>>49900Sugarpill dominates the indie scene with her eyeshadows and brushes. I'm glad Jeffree Star is doing lipsticks. Honestly, I buy from them both. They both have amazing quality for reasonable prices and great customer service. LC should of been out of business years ago, but these idiots keep buying from her and somehow excusing her lying and stealing rainbow clown ass.
No. 50193
http://www.reddit.com/r/MakeupAddiction/comments/2vukwy/has_anyone_had_any_instances_of_fraudulent/I can't say I feel sorry for any of these dumb bitches. Every fucking time someone makes a LimeCrime thread, people warn them about how crazy Doe is, her bad management, terrible customer service, I mean the list goes on.
AND you ALWAYS have a bunch of stupid cumbuckets come in and say I DON'T CARE IF THEY TEST ON ANIMALS OR IF THE BUSINESS HAS TERRIBLE CUSTOMER SERVICE OR NO RETURN POLICY, ALL I CARE ABOUT IS THE PRODUCT.
Well there you go dumbass. I don't even feel an ounce of sympathy for these idiots.
BTW someone took screencaps of Doe deleting comments.
http://imgur.com/a/C52kkTurns out she doesn't even have a secure website.
No. 50199
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>>50193Doe also took the site down today I think.
Their response on insta was like a huge "fuck you" to their customers. Doe also tried to place the blame on other companies.
No. 50211
>>50199Not trying to whiteknight LC but just wanting clarification. (I dislike their practices, scamming, etc) but it is true that huge companies got security breaches too. They actually seem professional in this post for once.
How did she place blame on other companies? Are the customers going to get refunded or what?
No. 50217
>>50214Read the comments. Still wonder: how did she place blame on other companies? Was it the "other companies have this problem too" part?
I wonder if the leaks are intentional. I wonder if she is buying all this stuff with the credit card info of other people.
No. 50225
>>50217Other big companies Doe is placing the blame on have secure sites, and yes sometimes there is a breach (rarely).
The problem is that Doe's website was not secure (ever), she didn't want to pay for web security (the icon was false). So guess whose fault this is? It's not
those other companies, it's her own damn fault for being a stingy greedy bitch. She compromised who knows how many accounts and gives zero shits.
Keep digging that hole Xenia, I can barely see you anymore.
No. 50252
>>50225 Well then she should just use Etsy or eBay or something if she really wanted to cut website costs.
Maybe she steals money just to keep her business afloat. Wonder why she isn't in jail yet.
No. 50418
>>50199Yeah basically it's just damage control and vague phrases to pretend to take care of the hacking but I doubt they have ANY idea of what to do and where to start.
Who did the website ? A serious company or an underpaid freelance right out of school ? That's what you get when you try to get a website for cheap.
What kind of security scans are they even going to do ? When that happens to companies like Sony you know they got the teams behind it to fix it as soon as possible, LC probably doesn't have a proper webmaster.
No. 50645
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MANY SCREENIE COMMENTS INCOMING.
No. 50667
>>50645>>50646>>50648>>50650>>50652I hope this is the final nail in her casket.
Bitch needed to be shot down before she even started.
No. 50679
>>50674Because they don't care. These are people who have been told for YEARS about the drama. Even the Reddit commenters are bringing up how many times they've had to warn others on that goddamned site and their comments get downvoted into oblivion by the ratchet skanks looking for velveteens. Because "wah I don't care about company ethics jus wan muh lippie".
People don't seem to understand. Lime Crime customers, especially Doe's very passionate defenders, could be likened to fucking autists when it comes to this brand. Anyone who brings up the facts against Doe is shouted down about how jealous they are of her and how Lime Crime is ~*quality*~. And, as much as I don't like bringing appearances into it– seriously, take a look at who buys this shit and how they dress, what they look like, etc. It's a mix between 14 year old girls and Tumblrinas, the latter typically fat and a mess with zero fashion sense to begin with let alone knowledge of quality cosmetics.
Again, I hate bring that shit up because it seems catty, but there ARE times when it's just like.. well, if the shoe fits.
No. 50695
>>50679And, it wasn't even just Reddit. It's been makeup communities, Sephora's forum, blogs, Instagram itself, Facebook, and /cgl/. You try to tell these girls about the sordid history and you'd get told that you were dragging out drama for the sake of and she's learned her lesson, blah blah and yet shady shit keeps happening.
Whoever is fucked right now after having dismissed those warnings deserves no sympathy.
No. 50740
>>50674Some know about it but try to shrug it off by saying it's super old and therefore it doesn't count anymore.
LC has this fucking cult mentality going on where people just try to justify all of her actions for some reason, despite her never changing. She's always been like this but who the fuck cares, right?
No. 51013
>>50650I dont know if I want former LC users even ordering from Jeffree. dumb people.
>>50652Hopefully enough people report her to take her down a huge notch.
No. 51014
>>50679EXACTLY. They have been warned over and over. Why wouldn't you research an indie brand you want to support? Especially a make up brand claiming to be vegan and cruelty free. Fuck that. These idiots got what they deserved and I don't want them going over to Jeffree star acting like they did nothing wrong. They supported Doe even when all they had to do was simply google LC and words like scandal pop up immediately.
They all deserve their stolen money and dry pastel lips.
No. 51254
>>51014I love it. I mean, they're lazy idiots with low IQs. Some who pretend to have "ethics" say they didn't want to order from Lime Crime, but fall for some gimmick product. It takes you a few minutes to google a dupe. It's like they have zero self control for some hyped up product. Consumerism at it's most idiotic. I loved the idea of a black matte, but I knew LC was shit quality and over priced. Even if it was great, I'm not buying from a cunt. I can live without a lipstick, but many of Doe's buyers act like Doh created some new medical treatment they'd die without. Now that they find themselves dealing with the idea of their bank account emptying out, I'm smiling with glee.
Doh is a perfect example of how bad people can become successful, But she's an idiot she can't help but destroy herself. Even the stupidity of her fans can barely help her save face from the over whelming self destruction.
It's also hilarious how Xenia obviously lives beyond her means. I bet she makes quite a bit with her company, but I doubt she can properly budget for that mansion she has in one of the most expensive places in country. Xenia can't afford what's coming down on her now.
No. 51320
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>>51319Goddamit, dropped muh pic
No. 51327
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Also, look at how different she's acting in the apology letter on her IG. So unlike her huh?
No. 51328
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Her site has been down almost three days.
No. 51373
>>51305Nope. Doe nor Mark have any money and had a small shitty apartment in NYC.
I'm guessing Doh took out huge investment loans to fund LC. She probably had some decent savings from her early hype (before the bad reviews hit) during her Candy Future campaigns. After the Velveteens she bought her "doll house" and seemed to be making some decent cash. If you compare the price of her velveteens per ounce you know she's charging as much as Armani and YSL high end make up. Not only does she have barely any product for $20.00, she's probably using a pretty cheap whole sale provider.
Here's a theory I've had on why Doh takes so long to restock despite demand. I help manage my parent's business and focus on inventory, whole sale mark-up and production costs.
You usually have high investment costs that include materials, supplies, equipment, etc. After this you sorta work for a few years to stabilize your investment you can start seeing return. Money in your pocket. It's a simple concept and I'm not revealing any business secrets. However, you'll go through a period of good business. You get all this supposed profit and you feel really good. You have thousands in your bank account, make great sales and feel financially stable…until you replenish your inventory. I'm guessing Doh probably gets greedy with her profits and doesn't want to let go of cash to replenish her supply. I'm thinking with the lavish costs of her "doll house" she definitely does it with money in the bank and probably uses up too much funds to restock from her manufacturer. This is my best guess why Doe takes so long to restock. There is no way her cosmetics take long to produce.
No. 51403
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>mfw this thread
Jesus, this is fucking glorious. I'm giddy to see the backlash.
No. 51405
>>51403Karma, man. Can it be real?! Stay tuned.
Seriously, I hope Xenia finally gets it legally. She's been such a shitty person and deserves a nice fine for this shit.
No. 51677
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From the comments:
>>I am a retailer who stocks Lime Crime (Or I did until they decided 2 weeks before Xmas to stop wholesaling and be the only channel to sell their product themselves).
>>A few months ago we were hit with a really strange phenomenon. We were constantly getting hit by a script running a bunch of credit card numbers on our website trying to purchase Lime Crime lipsticks in lots of 5, 10 or 15 of the same lipstick/velvetine. Each transaction was only $190-$280, but if it failed due to our bank picking up it was fraudulent, it would generate a different shipping name and address and cc number and run again.
>>Every now and then the order would go through. We could not stop this happening. We ended up taking the entire range off our website due to the fact we got $5000 worth of obviously fake orders in 2 weeks. We contacted the bank and they couldn't really help stop it. Every time we put the lipsticks back up we again got hit with this credit card fraud targeting ONLY Lime Crime lipsticks. It did appear as if they had a database of thousands of card numbers. I always wondered if there was an issue with Lime Crime. We eventually stopped getting this issue after 3 weeks of solid attacks. - Everyone who was stung got their money refunded into their card and were notified of the stolen card issue.
No. 51683
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Comment section again:
>>Nothing sells like seeing "sold out" on an item you're lemming after. A commonly known marketing strategy for businesses is to create an artificial shortage of a product (most famously diamonds, but I'm sure sub-par eyeshadow and crumbly lipstick can fall into this category), and with the advent of internet shops, all you have to do is modify the description for that item and done.
>>Well, that works great, but what happens when you sell at multiple retailers and you still want to create the illusion of scarcity. Sure, you could just send less product to that retailer, but then THEY would know that your product wasn't selling that well.
>>I would NOT be surprised if customer cards were used to make mass purchases of the product from retailers to quickly sell it out. Can't make it from an account that could be tied directly to the company itself, that'd be too suspicious. Eventually the bank reverses the charges and the product gets sent. The customer gets its' money back, and LC hasn't really spent anything. Just imaginary internet money that eventually gets flagged as fraud. Whoops
LMAO Oh Xenia, now it all makes sense.
No. 51687
One more guys! This is from a former friend of hers:
>>I'm a longtime Jezebel reader and first-time (hopefully not the last time!) commenter. I did it specifically to respond to this posting about my former friend Doe Deere. I won't give away too many details, because I don't want to "out" myself.
>>I've always been of the belief that people can, and should, be able to grow. Throughout all of her controversies, I have defended Doe, unfailingly (even though she never reciprocated at the level I provided). Even when she made it difficult to defend her (such as the animal charity controversy that got her PayPal account suspended), I defended her, because I took her word at face value of truth. However, after this latest "controversy" of credit card information purportedly being "stolen," I can no longer defend her, or sit idly by and watch various proclamations of "haters" be bandied about.
>>I've been the victim of identity theft, and I can honestly say it was the worst experience of my life. To this day, I am in litigation with a vast number of agencies in order to get my credit restored and repaired. People have been telling her for months about the situation, and she refused to address it until it got to a point that it reached this level of critical mass. The people who have been advising her, from lawyers to PR people, are nothing but yes-men and scam artists. (Her lawyer, especially, is infuriatingly pedantic and smarmy, yet acts like he's the smartest man in Christendom.) I have tried to advise her, as a friend, to get a whole new set of objective professionals to consult with her on business affairs. She refuses to listen to anyone who doesn't "yes" her to death.
>>This incident will, quite likely, be the death knell for her company. If she knows what's good for her, she will sell her vested interest in the company to someone else, serving only in an advisory role. The company needs to undergo a complete rebranding and makeover if it wishes to survive. But I sincerely doubt that Doe will do that.
>>Another former friend of hers put it best: Doe will only befriend you if you are an Internet celebrity and can bring "fame" to her brand.
I hope more of her friends come out and speak. I'm not surprised she surrounds herself with yes-men. That bit about her lawyer was interesting.
No. 51710
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Looks like Jezebel is very interested in digging into Doe's life/company.
I'd love to see Doe's lawyer try to sue Jezebel :^)
Dis gun be gooood
No. 51717
Previously I thought that LC just didn't update Magento since it says copyright 2013 and Magento was hit by a few exploits last year. She wouldn't really be in much trouble if that was the case as long as she was processing less then $1m a year.
But if
>>51677 is right then that's probably prison time.
No. 51720
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>>51717Man it's Xenia we're talking about here, she's batshit crazy, who knows how deep dat rabbit hole is.
No. 53263
>>53261Buzzfeed articles are just as obnoxious as Doe is.
Once that black lipstick from Jeffree star comes out, it's over.
No. 53470
>>53263of course theres still a retarded knight in the comments fighting for doe
ugh
what the fuck
No. 53799
https://instagram.com/limecrimeliar/Thank god for this person. I missed the Examiner article because you got pulled in so deep the rabbit hole, you never found your way out. The tumblrs always talk about not having unconfirmed rumors on their blog, but those are the best fucking ones.
Xenia emptying the OCC liptars came from the Examiner
Xenia trying to get a booth next to sugarpill
Xenia making Candy "introduce" her to Amy
and plenty more all came from the Examiner thread!!!
New Rumors in case limecrimeliar gets shut down:
Xenia first produced Velvetines in CA, but moved production to China, which explains the drop in quality of the velvetines and the inconsistency. - Likely
Xenia is bisexual and cheats on Mark. - meh…maybe? who cares
Xenia spends all her time on social media and focuses on rival companies. - definitely true. ripping off Marsala like it was a coincidence? Yeah, right.
Barely pays her employees and gives zero lunch breaks and also breaks other CA employment laws? - Definitely true
cough interns coughXenia's checkout process is designed by only one person. -I'd buy it.
This is as glorious as the Examiner days. I can't wait to see what Xenia tries out once LC tanks.
No. 54000
>>53638Yep, that's the one I was referring to.
I'll admit, when I was checking Jeffree back in September I was apprehensive at buying from him, but I signed myself up for the email list and got prom night from a pre-order. And, well, guy knows his shit and it makes sense. He's come a long way from his obnoxious Myspace days and his ED page is outdated as fuck.
Sure, he was a shit back then, but he grew the fuck up and has been a frequently sought after MUA in the business which is more than what Xenia can say for herself. The dumb bitch on comments probably doesn't know that Jeffree used to work for Doe, that Doe stole his photos, and how she has it out for him.
No. 54683
>>54488After the announcement on their instagram, people are already saying shit like "I want the Venus palette sooo badly" and someone else said "I hate what you did but since I ran out of it, will buy Cashmere and then nothing else!!".
People are fucking stupid.
No. 54690
>>54685Exactly. It probably depends on criminal action that could be taken due to LCs negligence. She's probably sending out letters because she knows that customers need to be contacted directly.
Whether she gets shut down or not, she probably took some financial hits by having to send out notifications, close down the store and reformat the entire website to be compliant. Let's hope for some lolsuits and some fines for her security being so shoddy.
No. 54743
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So they have been deleting comments left and right. This one was posted on the page this morning.
No. 54760
>>54652Yeah, except Lush has top notch security on their website. If they got hacked, it's not their fault because they had all their bases covered.
LC didn't. In fact the certificate for website protection was expired, meaning her website was not secure, but customers kept seeing the green little lock that says it was.
People have been telling her for months about this and she just ignored/deleted (She actually blocked users that told her about it).
Secondly, Doe tried to bury this colossal mess instead of doing damage control and sending out mass emails to all of her customers warning them about their their CC's being compromised. Instead she tells them through her IG, wtf?
She's also being very secretive and is offering free credit monitoring service to those that were affected. If there really was malicious code on their servers, they wouldn't know for sure who was affected. They're either directly involved, have a beyond talented computer security expert working them (lol), or they're not actually offering the service.
I don't think Doe will go to jail, but I do believe she will be fined heavily. Financial information being stolen is pretty srs business irl (customers and banks lost money because of her, you bet your pretty lippies banks are going to be hounding her unicorn glitter ass).
No. 54794
Does anyone have a screenshot of the expired certificate? I've seen it mentioned in multiple places but I find it hard to believe because this is what an actual expired certificate looks like
https://www.pcwebshop.co.uk which is not easily ignored and would have lost LC a lot of money.
I'm pretty sure that they just didn't patch Magento and got hit by this exploit:
https://blog.nexcess.net/2014/07/25/recent-exploit-using-fake-magento-extensions/The hack was real but it seems like there's also people spreading lies to make LC look even worse.
No. 55175
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>>54825You get your email? Black is being released on Saturday at noon PST. Redrum will also be back in stock.
And, yeah, pic related. Jeffree honestly is pretty based.
No. 55338
>>55176his response
>I've always treated women with respectlmao
No. 55357
>>55338>aquasationskek.
I seriously can't believe he's not over the scene thing, sure, this was so rad!! XDD in 2008 but it's fucking 2015 now…I mean, shit.
No. 55376
>>55175>>55176>>55329>>55338This is getting kind of OT, so if anyone wants to make a thread about this creep that would be fine.
>>55357He's an ugly Mexican pedo with a (supposedly) tiny dick, if he's not covered in shitty guyliner and manic panic, oe else will he attract tween girls?
No. 55386
>>55338Ah-koo-zashuns.
learn to speak, plz
No. 56568
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Just saw this on Tumblr. It's from the attorney general of CA and they're contacting LC for resolution.
No. 57204
>>57193
>Rose Shock bitchslapped Lime Crime for good todayWhaaaat links links I haven't seen this!
Rose Shock is a goddess.
No. 57376
>>57206If people were attacking and bullying me for wearing a make up product, I would damn well do some research. All the evidence is there. She just refused to believe it. Good thing she is giving up Lime crime, but I cant help but laugh at her dumb ass for wearing and supporting them for so long.
>>57212Who cares? They're 17. Maybe a Xenia sock puppet? haha
No. 57443
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No. 57459
>>57443LOL Why can't she stop being a cunt? She tries to do damage control, but her impulsive nasty personality always wins and makes her look like an ass.
She completely misses the point, the women just pointed out that Xenia should have warned customers through email about the credit breach and it flies over Xenia's head and starts talking about hackers.
No. 57480
>>57443what about the people who had their accounts hacked, and then the hackers spent their money on limecrime shit?
Is she going to refund those people?
Is she going to cover her ass and explain WHY some random cyber criminal nerds would buy her shitty lipsticks? A shortage of matte lippy in silicon valley?
No. 57644
>>57505She is banned from IMATS L.A. but somehow found a way to be in NYC. People are trying to contact IMATS to let them know about the brand.
You should check limecrimeliar on Instagram for more info before it gets shut down.
She's already shut down another instagram, limecrimelies, so we all should hurry before she does the same to this one.
No. 57651
>>57644Why is she banned from the L.A one?
>>57648But anon, you could do us all a solid, buy a ticket, and follow her around with a camera, I really want to see how she acts in the wild.
No. 57657
>>57648https://instagram.com/limecrimeliar/They have all the information here, you could also contact IMATS on instagram since they have one, and apparently they're gathering signatures to stop LC from going to NYC.
>>57651Because of her shady practices. It makes sense considering Sugarpill and Jeffree are based in L.A. as well.
No. 57940
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ssssamanthaa of r/MUA fame just posted this
No. 58024
So I contacted IMATS via email.
http://www.imats.net/contact/There's a box at the bottom of the page for you to write them one.
Let's get this bitch out of NYC while we can.
No. 58432
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She's still trying to sell her products, ignoring all the credit card fraud. Wow.
No. 58839
>>58428A lot of people's train of thought is that it happened a long time ago and thus it doesn't really matter because they assume people have grown up and moved past their mistakes.
I mean being realistic this shit started in what, 2008-2009? Most people aren't going to follow everything a company has done and they'll give in to the hype of certain brands. Some people have put this bitch's shady shit aside because of the rave Velvetines caused, so it's not that surprising.
It also has to do with the fact it's a person who's somewhat recognized in the MUA online community so putting herself under the spotlight knowing how Xenia is makes people feel like she's courageous for doing so.
No. 59039
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>>59003Too little, too late Doe. She waited until people lost all their money to even acknowledge the credit card fraud, now she's trying to pretend like she gives a fuck and feels bad about it, but it's just jer trying to save face. Truth is, she pretty much killed her business by ignoring a very real and serious problem. Now nobody with a shred of common sense is going to trust LC ever again, her shit has already began to sink and there's no saving it now.
No. 59050
>>59049Well yeah, there is always going to be at least one of her stupid knights going around trying to save face. Just look at the teenager in the comments of the Buzzfeed article who tried to get on Jeffree's ass or the people trying to say Jeffree is bad for getting on the asses of resellers. He has a fucking reason to be a dick if people are purchasing his product only to resell it on eBay.
These people are amazing. If any other brand had pulled this kind of shit it would have had no defenders, but because its the un1C0rn qu33n omzg!1!1111 everyone shits themselves.
No. 59054
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And cue the sock puppets…
No. 59096
>>59049This fucking bitch, really? "I'm New to lime crime. I don't get why people are turning their backs on them"
Oh, you don't?
No. 59281
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No. 59284
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No. 59288
>>59281>>59284Oh boom that was the last nail in the coffin for Xenia.
She doesn't realise just how many fans that guy has… almost 500k on Twitter, nearly 1 million on Instagram. Jeffree Star is even pretty well known in the UK from the scene era.
No. 59294
>>59284Dying laughing. Jefree is fucking great.
>Don't wanna break a nail on low grade filthDayum.
No. 59308
>>59307I loved one girl saying "MORE VELVETINES FOR ME"
facepalm Yes, bitch. All the fraud and cheap, disgusting-product for you. Except LC isn't going to make a profit on you alone, unless they use your cc info like those mean-ole hackers. So Velvetines won't last long. Too bad, you're going to have pay the same price on other brands with better quality and more product because people are trying to demand ethical standards. Dumb bitch.
No. 59309
I don't know how true the "confession" is from an ex-worker of lime crime, but the "hack" wasn't even a hack according to them. It was someone who had full access to the information selling it on the side whenever an order would come up since they refused to go through a third party payment system.
Starting here and going left
https://instagram.com/p/zdYsWJjBV0/?modal=true No. 59560
>>59557I see, thank you for correcting me.
You mean that they made an account on her site to view the status of their order, right? I could see that happening, that does seem to lean more towards a hack then.
No. 59654
>>59639The cost of removing the malware and security should have been a pretty penny. It's my guess that she's trying to regain those funds and that's why she did a quick restock of Venus (god damn embarrassing self promotion, envisioning yourself as the goddess of beauty) and releasing riot (basic bitch rust red). However, because of the quick "give me your money" reaction and quick dismissal of the huge breach, LC nailed in their own coffin. I truly believe, if Xenia had tried to address the issue more via social media instead of hocking products she could have saved her company. The silence and complete denial of wrong doing made sure the coffin was closed nice and tight.
I'm guessing LC is experiencing big loss as we speak and will continue to go down hill as her releases don't garner the attention they used to. I'm sure she'll sell out as usual, but they'll be a mysterious restock sooner rather than later.
Btw, Xenia has a new shade on her site called "Rave." It's pretty similar to Jeffree's Queen Supreme. Is Xenia trying to beat Star at his own dupe game? Funny because he sells his lipsticks for 2 bucks cheaper with more product and superior quality. And it'll be released a lot sooner. Hmm - bigger, better lipstick or a lipstick that'll land up putting me in financial ruin. DECISIONS.
No. 59894
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So has anyone noticed this? The heat was too much I'm guessing, either that or IG hasa new "you're blocked" system
No. 59897
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>>59894It's not just you, anon. She made her accounts private. LMAO!!
No. 59973
>>59894"As of February 16, the incident has been contained. Our website is now secure & fully operational. For official updates & information, visit:
limecrimebullshit.com"
Translation (Unicorn to English):
Go buy my shit or gtfo. I don't want your comments, only your money.
Anyone want to buy the Venus palette?! Shitty imitation of Pantone color of the year, but with Xenia posing as the goddess of beauty (LAWL).
No. 60199
>>59973Nope. God, I'd be so embarrassed to have an iconic painting with cheap photoshopped clown hair on my dresser. "Oh that's the grunge palette. You know, how the 90s are back." "What's 90s about it?" "uh…the blue hair?" "…" "…"
Anyways, many unbiased reviews say its an okay product. Some shadows are fairly nice and some are fucking horrible. I think it's the light cream one that goes on like shit? I'll never understand why people desired it so much. I love red eyeshadow, but the color scheme on that seemed like a hot mess.
No. 60254
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>>59894>>59896>>59897>>59898Ahaha I fucking knew clicking that follow button was the right move!
Nothing new as you can see, but I will keep you guys posted.
No. 60328
>>60326I found red in high school at Hot Topic and as of yesterday I own their black lipstick which is actually A LOT nicer due to a recent formula change. I'm surprised I got a hold of it since they keep selling out of it. It's a little creamier than the Mac Hautecore I have, but I still like it as a backup.
Her velvetines really don't deserve the hype they get either. She wasn't the first to create liquid lipsticks and hers certainly were not the greatest out there. Anastasia makes very nice ones and so does Hourglass. Aromi has a massive matte liquid lipstick collection with good reviews, too.
No. 60361
>>60328I'm not sure what the fuss about her velvetines are either.
I do have "Black Cat" personally from Pretty zombie cosmetics, but apparently now their shipping is awful. I was fine the time I bought 3 Witches and Black Cat though. They mixed up my order and accidentally sent out an extra 3 Witches. No complaints from me obviously.
No. 60512
>>60410Good luck. I had to open a paypal dispute with a Chinese shop that sent me an envelope (yes, an empty envelope) instead of the $80 shoes I ordered after pestering them for almost 4 months.
Paypal was okay with that because
technically they sent me
something, right?
The case was dismissed because the next step was to file a police report– how the fuck I gonna file a police report from some shady ass shop in China?
Seriously good luck. Get your ducks in a row, Paypal doesn't care about fairness, just what you can prove.
No. 60545
>>60544All that glitters is not gold
It's most likely her "Unicorn" shit
No. 60751
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Someone posted this to Lime Crime's fb.
It's kind of edgy and that looks like it would be a bitch to get off, but I kind of don't hate the sentiment.
No. 60754
>>60751I think its sort of funny. The only way this could be better is if people in the area gathered outside to actually throw her products back at her face.
Bitch deserves it at this point.
No. 60771
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"Petition" is now a big no-no for Xenia now.
No. 60838
>>60835Get the Lovesick one or go to Portland Black Lipstick Company. Wet n Wild also makes purples so dark that they almost look black and Makeupforever has a black, albeit its not matte and because of that I have yet to finish the tube.
Worst case scenario, wait until either Jeffree restocks or wait until this holiday season for Mac's yearly release.
No. 60922
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Oh yes, nothing screams "riot" quite like a brick wall.
I feel like she missed the point of that Pink Floyd song.
No. 60985
>>60972Lord,I hope she's kidding.
Mainly because I wish idiots like this would fall into a ravine
No. 61149
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>>61096I literally hope this is a troll, but her Facebook page seems to state a "Chinese Medical Astrology 101" link on soundcloud.
I think she's just a bit loco with this stuff.
No. 61180
This account sounds like a doe sockpuppet
http://websta.me/n/limecrimecauseswhat do u guys think
No. 61487
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I can't wait for the day where product placement like this is not an option for Lime Crime. It's not even subtle in Melanie Martinez's Dollhouse video.
No. 62532
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10/10
No. 63941
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Forgot to log out, ain't having my Twatter flooded by LC cunts.
No. 63943
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No. 63946
>>63938haha 5-star management team?
And yay, Xenia is doing what she should have done PREVIOUSLY to ensure that customers aren't fucked over. Damage done, cunt. No one will be buying your tacky shit sticks.
Xenia is so desperate for money it's hilarious. She'd rather spam new products than address customer concerns. She never talks about the previous breach, but FUTURE safety. Meaning she doesn't give one shit about what happened to customers. Some of them are probably still going through resolution centers with their ccs.
No. 65522
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No. 66289
>>66160She really isn't. Almost every MUA with a following has disavowed Lime Crime and most of Xenia's best customers landed up buying a product and subsequently getting $$$ take from their accounts during the four month breach.
Before the breach, Xenia had been losing sales to Jeffree Starr after the quality of the Velvetines dropped. I believe it's the reason why Xenia tried to get back into eyeshadows (Venus). Now the market is flooded with the liquid to matte formula and for better quality and price.
Xenia lost the market, but she also lost her customer base with the breach and her social media lockdown. Recently a MUA pulled her class from PhamExpo because they wrote a xenia-esque response to customer complaints about LC being a part of the convention.
You'll a hand full of moronic followers who stay loyal to Xenia, but they aren't going to provide enough income for production cost and Xenia's ugly doll house.
To put things into perspective, Lime Crime's decisions, industry trends and the breach all happened at the worst time possible for Xenia.
Xenia pulled distribution from third sellers forcing customers to buy directly through LC during a data breach, Jeffree Star created a more popular range of dupes, while many other companies did the same and tried to focus on marketing rather than damage control. Lime Crime is dead.
No. 66929
>>66907I suppose the biggest updates since the entire breach is the lock down of Lime Crime on social media.
IMATS received a petition signed by 11k to ban LC from their convention but so far, no response.
I already said PhamExpo sent shit tier responses to customer concerns and one MUA pulled her support.
Lime Crime opened a snapchat to swatch their new lipsticks, which is fucking weird considering how they're ignoring their most popular media outlets (instagram and facebook).
Xenia is still hiding and we're all wondering what will go down at IMATS. So far, looks like LC will be there. There's been a recent push for former customers to leave their old LC products at the booth and walk away. I'd find that hilarious, but maybe Xenia would take them and repackage them as a means to avoid whole sale costs?
No. 66993
>>66972She only seemed creative because she was single white femaling. Scary as fuck. She'd latch onto a popular blogger and steal their style, blog posts and pretty much everything else she could think of.
Instagram allowed her to not target only one person but trends. It made her seem more original, but more tacky and all over the fucking place. For instance, if you describe her current style it would be flamingo, "clueless" preppy, grunge with Betsy Johnson.
I'm sorta sad she hasn't posted any selfies. After she fucking destroyed her hair, it's been fun seeing her try to hide it with filters. Lately, Karma really has caught up with her. She told people she could tell her fans whatever the fuck she wants about hair dying after stylists were calling her out for using professional only products, then PROCEEDS to royally fucking up her hair and post about getting it professionally fixed. Then she pulls stock from third party sellers to force people to shop at her online site only to expose them to the breach and widening the girth of non-repeat customers.
I don't think Xenia will be at IMATS. She'll have her poor naive staff there to take all the brunt of the attacks. I really wonder if people would confront LC or if people would be too shy to actually say anything. What I'm most curious about is the short lines of LC. That would be glorious!
No. 68187
>>67636to be fair 'electric' is a common name for fluorescent colours across many industries
I've seen electric pink hair dyes, electric blue t shirts, electric green bicycles etc. so she's just doing what everyone else does
No. 68204
>>68203Why Brazil? I thought she just got off the ground by pretending she was the only one carrying shit like blue lipstick.
Because that's something people "really" need. For who knows why.
No. 86704
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>Here’s the latest scandal. If you’re American, when adding on taxes the website is miscalculating the total in Lime Crime’s favour. This was first noticed two days ago, so who knows how long it’s been going on. They promised to look into it and make a post 2 days ago. So far nothing. As far as we’re aware it’s still happening.
>Go back. Look at your orders. You might have been over charged.
No. 86708
>>85306Any more sauce on IMATS?
All I know is IMATS customers are pretty pissed they found their freshly purchased shitty-tines 1/4 filled and separating.
>>86704Since you can't post this commentary on anywhere other than a chan: Fuck, doe looks awful that weight. Her face is already puffy as fuck and she looks like a granny. She needs to drop some pounds. No wonder she photoshops the fuck outta her face. That shit is a pastry.
No. 120300
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Who said people forgot about the drama? This poped up on my dash when Dolls Kill announced they got the new LC stuff and that's ALL comments.
No. 120736
>>120714Yeah, Shrinkle is 2005 Scene shit, but to be fair that's what she honestly likes. It's a little less Scene these days and more kawaii kittens or whatever the hell is going on with her. I've followed her company, Sugarpill for years and she's a cool person or at least is able to present herself respectfully. Xenia tries to dress like any autistic that's "on trend" on social media.
And lol at her five fans and sock puppet army trying to get the former popularity back. If you read Doh's social media, she still manages to embarrass the fuck out of herself by coming off as a cunt. Recently, Kat von D had rainbow eyeshadow so Xenia posted her own unicorn photoshoot and said she did it first (there's photo evidence she stole that look from someone she was SWFing at the time). Bitch is bitter as fuck. She rarely posts selfies anymore because she only gets two positive comments.
No. 120740
>>120738Single White Female
Saying "body snatching" would have made better sense. Xenia stalks people then copies their persona to a T. Shrinkle was one of her victims. I think now, she has instagram to "inspire" her. She only does pastel, instragam hipster these days, which a slightly uglier and chunkier twist.
No. 120741
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Wow, look at chanel88xo defend her love of Lime Crime!
No. 120743
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No. 133421
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>>133249She will never stop being relevant as her whole living is based on lulzy fails while trying to scam people.
No. 133446
>>133421What a fucking retard. I mean, someone doesn't want to be featured on your brand's website, just take the shit down so you won't have people talking shit about you.
They act like the woman got an award by being featured. Meanwhile, their face is representing one of the shittiest and most notorious examples of bad business in the indie scene. That poor girl's reputation. I apply make up like messy shit, etc., but if I were good at it and "featured" I would be horrified that someone would associate me with that drugstore halloween make up.
No. 156530
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I'm active in the beauty community on instagram, and a well-known blogger posted something about Lime Crime being not actually safe by PDA standards? Someone who got an allergic reaction to one of the red Velveteens sent it into a lab to be tested I guess.
The Lime Crime whiteknights swept in and she deleted the post because of the amount of hate she was getting.
No. 156533
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>>156530Of course they've posted nothing and are only responding to comments on an unrelated picture.
No. 156925
>>156903Popularity… Blind followers.. Good product reviews*… Contacts… Occasional dick sucking, maybe.
* the reviews on Velvetine are obsessive, they have made all the way to non-licensed stores in Brazil. I'm personally too much of a pussy with any "long lasting" products tbh. Trust no hoe.
No. 160798
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This was on my facebook feed today. :)
No. 163167
>>160880People don't deserve negative shit for buying things legally, but…
You see all of DDs little tweens arguing about the haters and how much of a victim Doe is when someone posts a complaint about getting ripped. You kinda smirk a little when they come back a few months later crying about their own bank accounts getting hacked.
I don't understand how this company survives. FDA complaints, owner calling people names publicly, website getting thousands of cc numbers compromised, shitty quality, half empty tubes, long shipping waits, no response from customer service…
The list fucking goes on and on. This company's popularity boggles my mind.
No. 163932
>>160874I'll try them.
>>160880Please. Countless sites exploiting her bullshit, lies and scams. Makeup artists turning on her and calling out her unethical line. If people still want to give her their money willingly, then yes, they do deserve to have their bank accounts drained. All you had to do was type in lime crime and scandal/reputation comes up in Google.
No. 163988
>>163167I remember this awful restaurant on the side of the highway. It was literally like a whiny mom cooking you breakfast and it was the most awkward restaurant meal I ever had. We all wondered why it stayed in business, but realized why everyone went to it to begin with was because of traffic and it was one of the only places around. We also go suckered in by a somewhat interesting looking outside and they talked about a "rich history" with the restaurant and showed a huge staff we never saw in the place. In other words, they fed off entirely new blood that liked it outwardly. I imagine Doe Deere is exactly the same in this situation.
When I started getting into kind of alternative makeup products, she was one of the first stores I stumbled upon somehow. I nearly bought Sugarpill for my eyeshadows and her for my lipsticks. I think Doe actually does that on purpose, since she can't compete with Amy's quality and was called out on it years ago, so went to mysterious lipsticks instead. If I hadn't of thought to look up a review, I'd have seriously bought from her and probably even liked it initially.
No. 187715
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Jeffree star just released a new line of satin lipsticks and they look a whole lot like Limecrime's lipsticks. Is this a slap to Xenia's face? I'm sure the quality will actually be good.
No. 187719
>>187715Tbh?
The colour variety is probably similar but I adore the bullet design!
And the feminine coloured tubes? Literally what other colour would jeffree make his products, amiright.
No. 192908
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Since tumblr and instagram usually don't allow personal appearance remarks can we take a quick second to talk about how fat Dough is?
This outfit makes me want to punch her in the face.
No. 199124
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She's getting pretty big lately
No. 199528
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This bitch has delusions. LC posted this.
No. 200931
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wow, we can finally buy the palette for what it actually costs
No. 201848
>>201842Anon's right. Shrinkle probably wouldn't mind being called a cheap hooker, drag queen or tacky. She aims for it. Hell, she's obsessed with drag queens and even dated one.
Meanwhile on the Planet Xenu - You'll find a chubby woman in her mid-30s trying to emulate the 90s through a teenager's perspective of the 90s in 2015.
No. 210941
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What the fuck is this outfit?
No. 211006
>>210942How is Amy a scammer?
>>210941I actually like the top half, but think it would have looked better with flare jeans and boots or something.
No. 222238
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>>222122>secondhand toaster and microwaveDisgusting. People could have been putting diapers in there.
No. 222311
>>222135>>222235the car is nice but the limecrime sticker on the back of the care made it tacky and trashy
i didn't really pay attention to her car plaques but It might be before she got her custom car plaques
she's really small in height i didn't want to approach her knowing how disgusting of a person she is.
most likely they are going through hard times since they are shopping for second hand appliances
No. 222317
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>>222311It's possible, but they might also have been looking for tacky retro stuff to blend in with Doe's fucking nightmarish dollhouse.
No. 222382
>>222381LOL If he did, he did it to himself, if that's possible.
>>222317This house could literally kill someone with how garish it is. Someone with gran mal seizures could die if they walked in there with those hideous jarring patterns and shit.
No. 222386
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Why is she such a liar?
No. 222387
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How is she even allowed at IMATS? I love how both Jeffree and Amy (sugarpill) released sparkly red and pink lipsticks and she's riding that trend. Her makeup is shit. why do people give her money? I seriously do not understand.
No. 222576
>>222241I've been following LC for fucking years and you're killing me, anon. I haven't heart 100% grade A milk since the examiner thread.
I want you to know you've broken my heart.
No. 222578
>>222576heard/read/heart*
Anyways, goodwill anon, that's fucking great shit right there. Doh must be a bit retarded. She's paying for some fucking LA home that must cost a few million and she's getting second hand fucking appliances. Did you see the type of microwave and toaster oven. Were they retro or regular looking?
No. 222605
>>222241God damnit, I wanna know. IS SHE BROKE AS A JOKE???
Sorry but I love Lime Crime drama.
No. 222924
>>222578I should go by the name goodwill anon for now
It was just a regular plain old toaster oven i was honestly disgusted as to who in the right mind would buy a second hand appliance but the thing looked very dirty and rusty
She also seemed to be a bit of a drama queen when using a public restroom at goodwill eather the bathroom was really gross or she just wanted someone to clean it up before she used it because she walked in and then walked out and asked for someone to clean the restroom
No. 223035
>>222924Shit, anon. I'm surprised she didn't ask to clean up the toaster before she left. Even if you're broke, you should be able to buy a toaster for the price of one of her lipsticks.
I'm wondering if she just bought a toaster because she's been said to be insanely cheap.
No. 223063
>>222980>>223035i was shocked seeing her at the store i though she would buy vintage items but boy was i wrong she went to go buy a rust old toaster oven
by the time they where ready to check out her husband literally smashed the thing on the counter which made lots of heads turn to see where it came from
no one really came up to her or complimented her or anything no one knew who she was haha she was hiding and moving fast place to place as if she was someone famous
if i ever encounter her again ill def be taking pictures this time she must probably live around the are considering the fact that there are many goodwills and she chose to come to this location
the location of the goodwill i saw her in was this following one
19207 Ventura Blvd, Tarzana, CA 91356
No. 223078
>>223063Well, I thought she'd be looking for some cute 90s clothes since that's her current trend she's stalking.
Maybe she was hiding because she'll eventually run into a person who screamed at her for the breach. I can't wait till the class action lawsuit is filed against LC.
No. 223621
>>223616Why are you namefagging? Do you have any milk?
In case you're new, it's etiquette, especially on this particular image board to avoid namefagging unless you bring specific content and anon can address you when asking questions without getting confused.
And to answer your question, it's been established by Amy, from Sugarpill Cosmetics that Xenia, at one point used the same lab as Amy.
Xenia was initially outed for using New Look Cosmetics then admitted to it. She eventually started using the same lab as Sugarpill for some of her cosmetics. It was most likely the Velvetines since they initially had good reviews.
Amy posted a remark about Xenia asking for unethical things from her private label so they refused to work with her. This was probably around the time the Velvetines quality and reviews dropped significantly. It's probably likely she now gets her lipsticks made in China based on inconsistent colors and having non-FDA approved ingredients.
Not sure about the fakes. I've seen some pretty obvious fakes, but the originals are shit too.
No. 224329
>>223706I had to tell a friend this and she didn't listen at first thinking that the shit on Aliexpress is the same thing as the Naked palettes on Urban Decay but she finally listened. Friends don't let friends put lead on their faces.
Lime Crime's shit being made in China isn't too hard for me to believe. I've seen how nasty and clumpy that shit gets on "beauty guru" channels on YouTube. Their velveteens sound horrible. They're probably made in the same factory as LA Girl cosmetics. I got one of their matte liquid lipsticks since like HELL I am giving my money to Doe Deere (and I thought it'd be okay quality). The formula was drying, sticky, streaky and gross–just like Lime Crime's quality from what I hear.
No. 224441
>>16250While that's disgusting and shameful, reporting companies to the BBB doesn't really work. Lime Crime was reported before multiple times until they got an "F" rating but then overnight became a "B-" rating. How that works is: BBB allows you to pay for your company's rating to go back up.
BBB are scum as are the FDA.
No. 224529
>>224440>All lipsticks have traces of lead in them. Pretty sure that's not true, anon. lol
>>224441Fuck, that's awful.
No. 224563
>>224440>>224418Just because something is made in China doesn't mean it has lead in it HOWEVER you should not be buying makeup from AE or similar places because there's no quality control in place and sellers don't care if they're selling toxic products.
Also any makeup you buy from AE would be shitty quality, if you want cheap shitty makeup go to dollar tree or something
No. 224641
>>224583>>224529The FDA doesn't have any set limit for lead in lipsticks or cosmetics in general.
Lead in colour additives are regulated though.
The FDA approved levels of lead in colour additives are to be no greater than 20 parts per million.
Though, you can still find lipsticks to this day that go over that. Those caught in the act are held responsible obviously.
They allow lead in lipsticks in the first place as it's applied topically and not meant for ingestion and any of it that is ingested is deemed to hold no impact on health.
No. 226342
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REEEEEEEEE if any of you are on CoF please tell this bitch what's up
No. 226643
>>226342>>226638You could buy that exact same colour at any drug store for a fraction of the price from a brand that
won't stain your fucking fingernails.
So why bother? Just because the bottle has unicorns on it?
No. 227875
>>227868no ones telling you to buy brand named liner,
you just shouldnt be buying makeup from china. just stick to drugstore stuff if you're that frugal.
No. 244502
She's taken to hawking her shit on Amazon
http://www.amazon.com/s?ie=UTF8&field-brandtextbin=Lime%20Crime&page=1&rh=n%3A3760911Sold by her but guaranteed by Amazon. All the reviews are pretty positive but they seem fairly the same so it feels sketch. The one 3 star review had a disclaimer that she received a discount in order to post an honest review
No. 244615
>>244502She's also getting rid of the unicorn lipsticks. You know, the shit that started her company. Freaking fickle Doh, can't even improve her brand's most recognizable product.
I can't wait to hear all the horror stories of dumb pastel tumblr trend teenagers complaining about how Lime Crime's upcoming hair dye ruined their hair.
No. 248663
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>>244615How is she even legally able to make hairdye? And why would anyone buy her shit? There's already brands like Manic Panic, Special FX and other well known names that dominate the market. Manic has been vegan for years and actually won't damage your hair. I would never trust anything Doe puts out.
No. 248816
>>248809As a junkie of high end brands, Stila has one of the best liquid eyeliners. It lasts forever and creates a steady line.
>>248663What's her name from Paramour…Haley something is doing her own line of dye. I'd think that people looking for quirky labels and novelty would go with a pop/rock artist with proper label backing than a kitchen mica scammer. However, LC fans have no sense of self control or standards to even care.
No. 248878
>>248809The Sephora brand made a
few winners though. Their Disney Princess, Hello Kitty and Jem and the Holograms collections were great. Their other Sephora brand eyeshadow and blush? Garbage.
No. 248881
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>>248874Great taste, anon. I completely agree.
No. 249419
>>249415Why is she still allowed into IMATS? It's mind boggling. I tend to work all shows at the Javits center, so I might actually see her fat ass there.
>Bubbly attitude: "Hey mama! How can I help you?"what the fuck.
No. 249758
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Haaah!
No. 290592
>>55329>andy sixxYou mean the singer of the black veil brides?
I know someone who said she was sisters with a girl that dated andy sixx for a while. (never looked it up to confirm if its true but I'm sure its possible) What a small world.
No. 290812
>>290510People saw her buying cheap microwave or toaster and she was looking trashy.
Things don't go well for her, as it seems.
No. 291268
>>290993Lime crime seem to be doing pretty well considering how shitty the company is run.
Embarrassingly im wearing a couple of the superfoils today and they're surprisingly good products.
Doe Deere seems to have distanced herself from the pr of the company enirely though, she's never at their convention stands anymore and doesn't post selfies in her products which could be a red flag for her part in the running of her brand.
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>>300832>>300834>can we make a thread about joffrey>i wanted to>m8lurk more.
No. 301330
>>24258holy fuck that face is fucking huge
she's like the moon emoji
No. 303166
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Doe is back! And this time she's sending out products with mold/ rust in it, while customer service is saying its 100% fine and even deleting any comments about it on FB.
Classic.
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>>303166Claiming that its just water in the pigments, despite the marks being very green/ brown.
No. 303494
>>303185I can't people who brown nose this bitch.
She praises Lime Crime despite the assorted history, denying all facts presented to her. All the while bagging JS.
Sure JS is major douche but so is Doe, they are both as bad each other, both with shitty products.
No. 303752
>>303432>>303395Basically the glycerin in the product draws in moisture and causes the pan to rust and/or mould.
Because I love rubbing mould into my eyeballs.
No. 304174
>>303166eew. the sickly pink packaging and general ickiness of the product makes it remind me of an old my little pony from your childhood that you found in the garden that one day you came back home to help your parents do landscaping projects.
Are there any good alternatives to this product? it seems like a cool idea, but i'm very allergic to mold and don't want to put that stuff on my eyes.
sage cos this is more a general dupe question.
No. 304185
>>304174http://www.labmuffin.com/2013/05/diy-wet-eyeshadow-foiling-medium-and-pretty-serious-eyeshadow-swatches/Apply holo pigments with a foiling medium:
>simply mix glycerin with water in a 1 to 3 ratio. Unfortunately, I can’t think of anything easily available and eye-safe that you can add to prevent bacterial growth, so it’s best to mix it fresh (I just mix one drop of glycerin with three drops of water on a piece of foil using the brush I’m using for the eyeshadow, but if you want to store it, it should last at least a week).Hey, it's a DIY
and one of no doubt many warnings Doe would've stumbled upon if she gave a fuck.
No. 304355
>>304185Cheers. I'm not scared to do a DIY. The worst that can happen is a mess.
>>304186I dunno the swatches on her site on a person looked pretty shiny and different. Ofc she's been known to photoshop everything so there's that.
No. 304573
>>304566I hope she makes a video about it, I always liked Stephanie but hated that she stabbed for LC. hopefully this means she's realized how shitty the company is.
>>304571 that commend is 1 year old, calm down.
No. 304824
I'm a little confused. So Doe makes a product that…yknow, contains water, which inevitably is going to cause the pan to rust if it's not treated with something or waterproofed in some way. Then the rust is going to get into the shadows which people are going to notice and question, and her CS is just going to straight up lie and say it's fine when they have no idea what it is. When it's literally rust, like people are rubbing rust onto their lids, which could cause abrasions, infections, shit, even fucking tetanus if those pans or shadows are especially dirty. Meanwhile Doe is just gonna block and delete comments on IG and try to weather yet another shitstorm when people's health is on the line, giving absolutely no fucks when it's been proven to be rust, and just pray nothing comes of it? Lmao. I seriously can't understand her logic here. It's going to blow up like it always does, she's so fucking stupid, and her bitch ass will be lucky if she doesn't get sued. Her dumbass fans will still love LC for whatever reason, she just needs to be professional for once and issue a warning about the superfoils. Just stop being shady and cutting corners and you won't lose money and business you dumb cunt.
No. 307481
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Well, this just happened.
No. 307485
>>307482Lime Crime lasted less than a month at Sephora back in 2014. After the shit they got for it the first time around, and with the unconventional color/liquid matte markets so full of better and more popular products these days, Sephora would
never let Doe slither back in.
No. 316548
>>315792>butthurt Yes I agreed until one of their workers tried to pay her with weed.
That's when I agreed with this girl completely. You can't try to pay people with weed, what is this shit?
They are clearly unprofessional, have their shit messed up and I doubt the weed girl got fired.
No. 403888
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The pics for the new hair dye are photoshopped. Check the bit of fringe, it's one wig for all the different color variants.
Dumping comparison gifs too.
No. 404034
>>404031I fucking hate the articles they had written or paid to have written about it. "SO easy, even I could do it!!"
Well, no shit.its not hard to direct deposit dye.
This shit fades so fast. I've seen many girls have it and three days later their hair is faded completely. It's trash.
No. 404035
>>404031its a semi-permanent temporary dye, it doesn't have bleach or anything in it. most colored dye like this (arctic fox, manic panic, directions) is semi-permanent, which don't cause damage and often also condition your hair.
but this stuff is still shit as
>>404034 said. those that i have seen that used it, it's pretty much washed out the next time they wash their hair. another shitty product in her already shitty product line to sell to idiots.
No. 404085
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well this makes me sad
No. 404094
>>404085Why does this make you sad?
I'm so happy to see creepy chan again.
No. 409036
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>>409029Thanks for bumping the thread, asshole.
No. 478895
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So uh I found this at my local Ulta. 34 bucks for a palette that looks like a cheap Chinese dollar store kids toy.
No. 491851
>>491707Umm, how did LC get into Ulta??
I'd like to think a reputable retailer wouldn't sell me products that would cause me bodily harm, yet here we are.
No. 491856
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>>478895that packaging is AWFUL
And these transition shades..
No. 491864
>>491851They got pulled from Sephora for this reason, so maybe if enough people complain they'll be pulled from Ulta too.
>>491858it is.
No. 491899
>>491889Definitely. The quantity of the shadows isn't even the biggest issue, but
those shades of shadows put together…In this kind of packaging…for
this much money, LOLNO.
I'm surprised LC is still going for this price range.
No. 494413
>>492114>>492037Doesn't surprise me. Lime Crime is getting rid of their "unusual" lipproducts. If you look at their site: almost all unicorn lipsticks are gone and their strange colored Velvetines are in the discount and/or gone. Alien (a neon green that was streaky as hell) was untill recently discounted and now gone, even though it's name is still in the description, and Teacup is only 6 dollar. One of their dark greens is also sold out, but still shows up in their banner.
While their new product line, the Plushies are all instagram friendly colors.
I think Lime Crime isn't selling well anymore and trying their luck with a new demographic.
The only "crazy" products they kept are instagram friendly trends: Diamond crushers and diamond dews, which is fits the (fake) holo trend perfectly. And their unicorn hair, because even though strange lipcolors are getting out of trend, pastel pink hair still hasn't.
No. 494561
>>494413Check out their instagram. It looks incredibly dated it's painful. I'm around Doe's age and even I know she's holding onto those 90's pastel floral trends way too hard.
I think ever since Kylie and Jeffree Starr hit the scene, they took the market for trend heavy shitty makeup and Lime Crime has a loss of customers. Even JS is being dated.
I think LC's drama also kept it alive. I can't tell you how many times I'd see LC's most vitriol critics say they bought LC to "test" the quality.
Not to mention that Doe isn't SWFing. Doe is best when she does a generic rip off of some popular figure.
BTW I saw some trend thing with celebrity looks in a magazine and one no name had a girl with LC dye listed. It looks like garbage. Even celebrities can't make that shit look good.
No. 494563
>>494561While the flame for Kylie's products is justified, J*'s makeup quality is anything but shitty. I know makeup is something of a personal preference, but let's not lie to ourselves about the quality of his products: the eyeshadows and vast majority of the liquid lips are incredibly pigmented and long-lasting.
>>494413So, what's their goal, now? Just to be IG-famous? I guess I'm confused about the angle they're taking. I wonder how the new Venus XL palette sold; I haven't seen much about it.
No. 495990
>>494861Yeah, that's why I said the flame is justified. Well, I suppose it's not proven, but they are all created in the same factory and the similarities/ingredients are almost identical for lip products and concealers. They aren't good quality.
I wish I could sage. Sorry.
No. 496722
>>496719Her grandmother was Jewish, Doe was not. Or at least mentioned that her grandmother was Jewish when she initially posted the Nazi costume and got shit for it. The story changes once again.
I wish her new kid luck. It's surprising she's having a kid as she always discussed how much she didn't want to be a mother. Guess people changed or she got knocked up accidentally and wasn't for an abortion. I don't know because I don't follow Doe anymore. It is interesting that she's doesn't try to plaster herself all over LC anymore. Her vanity has gone down as being the "face" of LC. Might have been after the breach because she got a PR organization involved because of all the drama.
I won't forgive Doe for a lot of things, but she could have changed? If she did, good for her and her kid. I think Doe was a big piece of shit. She tried to pass SP as being repackaged when someone compared camera details, split up a pair of bonded cats, ordered hundreds of dollars of OCD lipsticks then returned them with empty tubes, talked down to customers on social media, was an insufferable braggart and also stalked SugarPill. Amy, SugarPill's owner, had said that Doe had the same lab as hers and they finally booted Doe after trying to ask for illegal shit. No details, but they hated her. I'm guessing that's why the velveteens were amazing in their initialize release, then dropped to shit when she probably switched to a Chinese manufacturer (speculation of course). I'm guessing Doe's long time, imagined rivalry and jealous of Amy made her switch from the original private label to Amy's. I think Doe is insane and I wouldn't be surprised if the Velveteens were Amy's idea and Doe desperately beat her to it since Amy puts a lot more care into her label, concept and design.
Anyways, whether Doe is a piece of shit or not, her label has been shit long enough where it can no longer be salvaged. There's billions of brands out there anyways.
>>494563JS doesn't quite make shitty make up, but it's not as good as the original releases. I don't know why companies go down hill. Maybe it's because their labs have to start producing a lot more. My first JS lipsticks were amazing and now I can find better alternatives for 7 bucks. I also can't really stand him since he's an attention whore. I got a lipstick from his holiday collection from a bundle deal that I didn't want and NO ONE WANTED IT. I couldn't give his shit away. It was drying and flakey.
No. 496735
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she appears to have had some pretty noticeable cosmetic surgery within the last year or so the nose is really different…
No. 502728
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>>496735>>496769The old girl definetly has had work done, she barely looks like herself anymore. She was interviewed by FeelUnique for some reason, even in the introduction interview Doe can't not come off like her good ol' cow self.
>Product performance is extremely important to me >I have eyelash extensions so no mascara for me. I do my brows, sheer foundation, a healthy helping of blush, highlighter, and bright lipstick.Sure, Jan.
No. 502953
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>>502728Wow, she looks fuckin terrible and dead behind the eyes in that pic
No. 503001
>>502728this. bitch.
that pic is either seriously shopped or she got some work done b/c compared to op pic it's vicky shingles tier different person. she's also claiming that she sold temp tattoos in fucking middle school. is this going to be a new lc product?
the bottom part of that shirt looks like heart tipped dicks and is an overall eyesore but she believes in creating trends, lol.
No. 503010
>>503004Yes, you just might be charged a bit more depending on how thick you want to go
They don't really damage your lashes unless you're getting them done constantly or pulling at them
No. 503113
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She is having a baby.
No. 503575
>>503175that's why anons are so incredulous. she already looks second-trimester pregnant, especially with that dress. she has no "figure" to lose and nothing riding on it unlike a celebrity or something, she's been all photoshop and angles for years.
i bet her "unicorn princess" ass couldn't be bothered with the pregnancy because it's not "pretty", it gets uncomfortable, you can't dye your hair and be an obnoxious womanchild at full force and she's an empty shell of a person who can't think of the ways she can milk it, so of course it was relegated to someone else (inb4 super special snowflake ailment that prevents her from carrying a baby and that she always had but never talked about for some reason). just like she will only instagram the cute moments with her future child and dump him/her on someone else for the ugly, bothersome parts. it's kind of magnificent how everytime she attracts attention she's a more disgusting person than before.
No. 503635
>>503604you have very valid points anon, and i have nothing against surrogacy. i'm sure there are plenty of women who need it for valid medical reasons but i'm afraid Xenia is not one of them.
i've been "hate-following" her for a long time, way before anyone cataloged her antics (besides ED) and she had a filter on anything. i read her old drama, the dumb and superficial "articles" on her (then-current) blog, the comments she left to people, watched her videos, watched her build up a "brand" around herself to flatter herself and to spite Shrinkle and get into crass fights over it while it happened. from what I gleaned, she looks every bit like the sort of person who will have a baby to boost her waning internet fame/brand recognition but not even carry it herself because she's very self-involved and it would be a bother to her.
No. 503741
>>503575>>503175>>503604Her reason/excuse is that she has a bad back? I don't really care about surrogacy, it's your decision, but in the history of Xenia, it's obvious she'd choose to have a child this way.
I haven't followed her in awhile since she's become so boring and can't update her brand image to save her life, but she's gotten pretty fat. It's ironic. Just another weird decision by Doe Deere, the indie makeup cow.
No. 504027
>>503741A bad
back? Um, okay, but that really sounds like a reach.
No. 534086
>>533927Me too. I was hoping LC would leave her broke, but I guess that was a dream. Retard fans would have made it impossible anyways. At least know, Doe can fade into obscurity.
I don't think she'd burn through the money. Doe is notoriously cheap and if you scroll up the thread she shops at goodwill. She doesn't post much on instagram, but you can see she wears the same damn thrifted outfit every day. Although, with her botox and new kid, we'll see what scheme she tries next. She's always been hungry for attention and fame.
No. 576993
>>15782I love her look. Same with Doe.
>>15818My headcanon is that Betsey embraces the fact that she looks batshit. Crazy cat lady is a nice aesthetic if it doesn't affect your life negatively– and when you work in the creative field like she does, you've got the freedom to look as nutty as you'd like.
>>502953needs moar eyeliner or maybe a trashy bindi
No. 591352
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Apparently she's getting into the jewelry business now. I got the key to the invisible boutique and this is what the collection looks like so far.
No. 591503
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>>15719she's starting to resemble a botoxed night stalker
No. 591534
>>591503I feel gross saying this but she looks like a person who's had to have reconstructive surgery. Her face is so tight and painful looking.
I'm curious to see who will actually buy Poppy Angeloff. The tweens who buy LC don't have that kind of money and high end customers who spend that kind of money on something that looks like costume jewelry will never have heard of her at all, and that's a hard market if you're not already a prestigious name.
No. 591685
>>591642>>591644Doe infamously shoops. I know she posted shit on getting botox so she's confirmed for getting those. I wouldn't be surprised if she got tons of plastic surgery. She's incredibly vain and her 30s are hitting her very hard. Isn't she supposed to have her kid by now? The dumb bitch even did surrogacy, but she's chubby anyways so I don't see what she was preserving.
Also - that fucking costume jewelry and prices. I know Lime Crime sales dropped dramatically and never regained popularity after the market was flooded with matte lipsticks (she wasn't the first like she claims) and the law suit after the breach. But was Lime Crime not enough of a scam that she started up a new one with that fucking chinese knock off jewelry.
No. 592595
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>>591352Not gonna lie, I liked that pansy ring a lot and went searching for enameled flower rings. Found this cheap one that looks almost exactly like hers. Think there any chance one of them is a ripoff? Or is this a common enough design?
No. 592599
>>592595that ring you posted is on aliexpress for $5.
watch her just be buying them from china and ripping everyone off.
No. 592610
>>592595it is sliiiiightly different. her ring has black inner petals instead of just yellow, there's obvious gold piping around all the petals, the center jewel has some little clasps? (idk what they're called) and the band looks ribbed instead of smooth.
they're still really similar so she could be sourcing them for ridiculously cheap, but that's not the same exact ring
No. 592656
>>591534>>591635ppl have been commenting on the price, saw some that were about the 10 karat gold and how it wasn't worth what she was asking.
since she can't really insert herself into lime crime and her tacky home decorating isn't holding interest, she had to get her claws into something else. just an excuse to plaster her face and terrible writing everywhere. her 'letter' on the website is hilarious, talking about how she does the opposite of what's "in", and i don't see how the current designs are victorian influenced.
No. 592661
>>592599what!? Doe Deere buying cheap shit, up-marketing it and upselling it!? You're saying that as if she has some kind of history of starting every business exactly like that.
I REFUSE TO BELIEVE IT
No. 592670
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>>592656"Don't listen to those other people,
I want to be ripped off"
No. 593382
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>>592670>heirloomsmy sides
No. 593562
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Looks like something from the dollar store that an 8-year-old would play dress-up with.
No. 593606
>>593597i think gold can be nice, not really with red tho.
what i want to know is what the fuck is that design? both stones don't need such huge settings separating them, they look like two eggs. and the red and green and gold color scheme here just looks like a shitty flattened wreathe.
No. 593708
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I found a store which sells the exact same ring as Doe. The store is called TrademarkAntiques btw and can be found under
https://trademarkantiques.com/ or at etsy
https://www.etsy.com/de/shop/TrademarkAntiquesThis shop is selling real restored antique jewelry, so the price range of ~500$ is justified. Plus most of them are 14k gold and rare single pieces.
Doe on the other hand…is selling replicas for the same price as the real deal. 10k replica ring for ~500$. Totally worth it kek. I also found the other ring: it is called Victorian Double Heart Ring. The shops which are selling these rings are selling real antique rings which are very rare and cost thousands of dollars.
I think we should look for shops who are selling antique/vintage replica jewelry to find her source.
Btw I really like the pansy ring too but I am not going to buy it from Doe. Maybe I am going to buy from TrademarkAntiques but 500$ for a ring is too expensive for me even though it's antique. If any Anon finds a similar one, please post it!
No. 593773
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Lol a whole day and more since she posted this and not one like or comment or share of any kind. What other fail company will she start next?
No. 594109
>>594105now i'm not so sure the ring isn't
>>593722 one tbh…
No. 594480
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No. 596561
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>>596557"Don't worry, I don't actually care about parenthood! This account will still be all about me Me ME! I'll just show off my purchased baby accessory from time to time, when she's not too ugly to photograph."
No. 596566
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Look at this amazing parenting decision - she let her cats sit in the fucking baby bed right before L came home. She could have killed her baby, but cute pics, right?
No. 596997
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For people who think she's gotten plastic surgery. She hasn't gotten much other than botox. Here she is without as much shoop.
No. 597227
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>>596997Sorry anon, you need to get your eyes check Before and after. she's clearly had extensive work done.
No. 597275
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Re-posting w/o baby. Xenia the narc mom claims her infant is her best fraaaynd - she just listens SO well, and stares up at mom adoringly!
That'll change the second baby develops an actual personality of her own, a la Margo complaining the stupid baby just wanted milk like a tiny psychopathen!
Also note that Xenia has let the cats be around her newborn the entire time.
No. 597313
>>593708Doe:
>I designed these rings inspired by <insert bullshit>Reality: Direct copies of vintage designs
No. 597315
>>597275Uggh I noticed the cats thing too, but no (remaining) comments about it on the post. Like who gives a crap about your babies health?
I also suspect she's lying about the reason for surrogacy (claimed "back problems") but she is older, and very vain, so it could be simply she didn't want to aesthetically damage her body. Tinfoil, though, but given her history.
No. 597318
>>597315No doubt her reasons for surrogacy was vainity. My eyes rolled at the back issues. This day and age, EVERYONE has back issues. Is she not going to hold her baby because of back issues? Because holding a 20lb dead weight child is rough on the back.
Back problems…bitch please.
>>597275Did you see the photo she posted of her cat SITTING in the baby bassinet? Claiming the cats love it in there. I cringe knowing she’s caring for a child. Poor baby is going to spend it’s days in a small playpen because Xenia won’t baby proof her death trap of a house due to ~aesthetics~
No. 597719
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Doe is running from the Malibu fires; hopefully she remembered to pack her baby. She remembered to name drop a celeb.
We will never hear the end of it if her dollhaus burns.
No. 597722
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Is Does concerned for her life. Or perhaps the life of her tiny newborn, who will have trouble breathing at the very least?
Nope, she's all of a dither that she didn't have MORE photos taken of her precious house, and losing the house is the only thing running through her mind.
Mother of a newborn, everyone!
No. 597735
>>597719>the biggest fire in California in 50 yearsIs…is this a joke? It is absolutely not the biggest fire in CA in 50 years. I want to laugh but as someone who has dealt with this exact situation in California, it’s actually not funny.
But she’s an idiot and her narc is showing.
Revised because of my poor reading comprehension
No. 597926
>>597719This post was definitely phrased to imply that they were affected, even down to the part about
>racing through the houseWhy are you racing
in case of evacuation warning? Where is the race?
Hopping onto other people's tragedies is gross
No. 598430
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Oh fuck you, Xenia. A fucking FIRE SALE of your crap makeup during an emergency?? What the actual fuck, why not ask people to donate DIRECTLY to the fire department or the Rest Cross? She's actually using the fires to sell LimeCrime. We always knew she was despicable. But this is a new low.
No. 598578
>>598430>please help us help others by shoppingUh-huh.
Also she has posted again saying she feels unsafe, and fires have started up and been contained a few miles from her. If you have an infant and also, more importantly lots of pretty decor that you don't want to lose: Move house somewhere with less natural disasters. She moved out of the mansion and downgraded to the current place when LC was flagging awhile ago. There's no need to be in california at all when your business is in faux vintage jewellery.
No. 598786
>>598430She's been "on the verge of evacuation" for a few days now. If she were really in danger, the smart thing to do would be to pack up baby, husband, and pets, and leave. Period. Yeah, it sucks to have a natural disaster bearing down on your house but people in Tornado Alley and down south deal with this every year, worrying about hurricanes destroying their homes. You make sure you're covered by insurance and learn to live with it. Repeated evacuations and all. If you can't, then maybe you need to move, idk. California is a tinder box and if she wants to live in certain areas this is going to be a somewhat regular, unpleasant thing for her.
She's milking this for all it's worth and it's gross but it's also business as usual for our Xenia.
No. 598787
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Doe is just so scared for her life, for days on end she's been on the very edge of danger! It's so dangerous that she's playing dress up with her newly purchased doll, bonnets, doily robes, ribbons and all, which is exactly what I would dress my baby in if our lives were in imminent danger.
No. 598790
>>598788Oh my god my partners dad lives 1 street away from there, I’ve even hiked up green briar to walk that trail, I had no idea I had been in such a prominent cow’s presence lol
For reference, his house is fine and the fires are not close enough to there to effect it.
It looks like the apocalypse though so I guess I could kind of understand her worry
No. 598791
>>598787This is so embarrassing, wow. Yes, Doe, keep playing dressup with your new dollie #fire #evacuate for those sweet, sweet dopamine hits off insta.
What a useless pos she is.
No. 599369
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Never mind the fires shes been pimping for days, here's cheap alibaba shit she's massively overpriced!
Christ this shit looks cheaper than ever a close up.
No. 602934
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>the ring of your dreams
>25% off, still sts way too much for this tacky piece of shit
>kek
(sorry for not cropping)
No. 611777
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Actually most of them sell for a similar price to her copies. So it's not more affordable in the slightest. May as well get an antique, those often have real diamonds too
No. 611795
>>611777I'm really baffled by this. These are just straight up antique repros that are selling for the same price as the authentic ones? Also Doe specifically said before the release that they were her own designs inspired by Victorian jewellery and now she's totally backtracked on this. She's more low key now but just as dodgy as when she was running Lime Crime.
Also she keeps claiming her house is Victorian style? Now I'm no historian, but girl, please. It looks like a plastic and plywood box that someone has detonated a chintz-bomb in.
No. 612553
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Wow it looks even more shit than the last one… At least its cheaper. Still not worth it tho
No. 612568
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Doe sold (gave?) her parents their old, gaudy as fuck, house. Wonder what inspired that.
No. 612569
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Gosh, nothing screams "Victorian" like an electric pink plastic tree
No. 614143
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Is she for real? What a f cunt, she should've stayed with her pets only instead of a human baby wtf
No. 614150
>>614143Hilarious, letting your cat poop and piss in a litter box and then step and play all over your newborn baby’s bassinet and tummy time mat.
Toxoplasmosis is sooooooo funny, especially in babies.
>>612569I always forget she’s married to a man. A man lives in this house. Doe must keep his balls in her purse.
No. 614237
>>614143>>614150>>614216A little nit-picky… So the baby can't touch the floor, furniture, bedding and probably even the countertop? Because cats tend to "sit" and lay/play in all of those places. Really isn't that big of a deal, and takes literally 2 seconds to wipe it down with a disinfectant which you should do anyway before letting a baby play with anything. It's also an indoor cat making it highly unlikely of it having the disease.
Why is Doe even in Pt ? Having ugly furniture, pink Christmas tree, posting infant clothing, donating profits of LC to charity and occasionally taking pics of her cat in/on the baby's stuff isn't really Pt worthy.
No. 614242
>>614237So you just completely ignored all of the shit she was doing, had done, and is still doing to a lesser extent now when the thread was created 4 or 5 years ago?
Scamming. Lying. Bullying. Compromising customers information. Casual racism. The insane ego. Treating customers like shit. Lying about donating to charity.
Etc. Etc. Etc.
No, though. All she does is post tasteless pictures and have bad taste in general.
No. 614253
>>614242
>4-5 years ago My point. She hasn't really done all that much recently besides the exact thing you said " post tasteless pictures ". She hasn't done anything milky in years.
Sorry, I see her milkless thread as something that should be moved until something happens. Currently, it just seems like extremely angry nit-picking.
No. 620910
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Seeing her try to relate to other moms is weird and shows how much of a narc she really is. Pretending to only have lipstick on cause omg mom life. Bitch you have a thick layer of pancake batter on your face.
Also, all her other photos she’s had plenty of time to do her hair nice(even change the color) and have her make up look good. But she realized this is unrelated to a lot of moms so now she has to pretend she’s so sleepy and “look, today I was only able to put on lipstick!”.