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No. 15857
>>15806>he's not really active online anymoreOh he is, on facebook anyway.
He's a trans woman who happens to be lesbian and he's also started a business where he's selling Sonichu medallions with all and CWC certificates to prove they're original.
No. 15947
>>15941Them dirty trolls. *shakes fist angrily
No, but I don't get the point of picking on him. I do however find what he does interesting in a sick morbid way.
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I follow him(?) on facebook. Apparently he has a "sweetheart."
Also, he was trying to sell his mom's car or something a while ago, and is now fighting against his customers because he's slow as balls at shipping or something.
Another boring day in the life of CWC.
Also, I sent him a friend request but since my profile picture is one of me and my boyfriend, I don't think that will happen lol.
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>>15998Also, as of now, it seems he is still in a 'relationship.' (and totally not fictional guise!!)
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Worst episode of anything I've ever seen.
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>>16001Seems like Chris still fantasizes about Meg Griffin.
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Chris bitching about Sonic.
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what the fuck is this about?
No. 16655
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>>16650The comments on that video
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>>16650That autistic voice
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I always love hearing chris try to explain sex.
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>>16748Someone drew pictures of you with a dick? Take pictures of yourself naked as revenge, of course.
No. 17783
>>17782But I though he was going on about "Catherine" having sex with him.
I should have been a fool to think anyone would sleep with that with out being paid.
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>>18113the lying cat, the best pet in the entire universe and beyond
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>>18237Same. Next time I'm at the cat shelter I'm going to ask for a lying cat.
No. 19224
>>19201Basically he was a 13 yr old ween who pretended to be chrischan's sweetheart julie.
He had cybersey with chrischan numerous times, resulting in the famousmoment when chris's dad walked in on him fapping in the kitchen.
Bluespike then pretended he was julies evil brother, got chris to drive really far away to rescue her bla bla bla
Eventually he got chris to destroy his medallion and shove it up his butt.
Trolls cheered him on the whole time. That was taking it too far. The transcript of the whole thing is pitiful. The kid is mocking his feelings, asking him "how do you feel?" he replies "miserable" "how miserable?" "very miserable"
etc.
It's just cruel and messed up.
No. 19228
>>19224He also tried to get Chris to burn down his house.
Which he did eventually, I guess.
No. 19231
>>19224Thats some fucked up shit.
I get a kick out of his comics, other than that just shitty to pick on someone who is an easy target.
No. 19237
>>19224Christ. I knew about the whole 13 year old kid pretending to be his girlfriend and just laughed it off but didn't know it went
that far. That kid sounds even more mentally ill than Chris himself.
No. 19284
>>19235But anon, he was never lovable. He's a racist, extremely entitled and generally a shitty person even when he's not being mocked by online trolls.
I feel bad for him, too, but he was always kind of downhill.
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>>19284I agree anon. He's not lovable, but I did pity him a lot when his Dad died, because that's terrible and sad. But other than that… well, I don't really sympathise with a person who refuses to better themselves or work for a better future. It would be one thing if he was truly mentally handicapped. But he really isn't. He could at least work for a call center! I mean, he got a degree. He isn't retarded. And even if he was, look at people like Jamie Brewer. She has downs syndrome and she's a TV star. Look at that slowish fellow who bags your groceries or the mentally challenged man who picks up your garbage. All of these people have proven themselves far better than Chris chan.
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>>19237You can say that again:
>Max: Fine, make sure you light one where I can see it. Now, I want you to put it in your hand, I wanna see you get burned, you fucking dick. I want to see you see you get burned! I wanna see you get a fuckin' third-degree burn. [screaming] I WANNA SEE YOU LOSE A FUCKING FINGER!!! Oh, and after— After you, uh— After you, uh, burn it? Shove it up your ass. [pause] How does that sound, Chris? Sound like your idea of a good time? [long pause] Hey, Chris? [still silence] Chris, wait. It's important. Dammit, listen. You can burn the medallion or shove it up your butt: make your choice. [silence] Ah, interrogating autistics, it's so easy. That was just the beginning of Bluespike's conversation with Chris. That kid had a lot of problems.
No. 19359
>>19350I'm listening to the audio now.
Jfc he reminds me of Pokey from EarthBound.
I wonder where he's at and how he's doing now.
No. 19442
>>19439Yeah, if I remember correctly, most people hated him. Even other trolls. If anyone needs an example of the difference between an annoying online troll and a legit sadistic bully, that'd be blue spike.
That being said, Chris attracted a lot of guys like him. After a while I realized he had no parents to make him stop putting everything out there and no proper help for his autism. I just can't watch his videos anymore without feeling just a smidgen of guilt.
No. 19444
>>19439The shitty thing is that there are people who like to brush it under the rug like "Oh, he was just an edgy 13 year old".
Like what fucking 13 year old cybers/has phone sex with a mentally challenged man they despise for so long, then emotionally tortures him saying maniacal shit like
>>19350? Fucking psycho.
If usual trolls were like this, "cyberbullying" could actually be considered a thing that existed.
No. 19453
>>19444Can we stop calling Chris mentally challenged? That's not what autism is. Of course it's a spectrum but Chris isn't intellectually disabled from autism, just extremely poor parenting in a southern culture that sees nothing wrong from living off of welfare. When I think of mentally challenged I think of someone with a cognitive disability which autism isn't.
Bluespike himself had aspergers so if you want to say people with autism are mentally challenged that would mean they both are.
That being said BlueSpike is sadistic and he sort of raped Chris by making he jam the medallion up there. But he was being coerced by the trolling group and went shit went too far they panicked.
No. 19459
>>19453Oh yeah, somebody who drinks their own jizz because they don't wanna lose any "unborn children", thinks it's reasonable to assume that Shigeru Miyamoto would want to make a game based on his comics that are pretty much 100% plagiarism, and doesn't find it strange that an actress like Vanessa Hudgens would go out of her way to befriend a jobless manchild is totes not mentally challenged.
Nobody here claimed it's due to his autism, but it's fairly obvious that there's something else wrong with him.
No. 19461
>>19459Autism is the only thing he's been officially diagnosed with.
Despite acting like a total retard, he is pretty capable of performing average adult tasks. He's the primary caregiver of his mother and does the majority of household chores, does the grocery shopping and bill paying and hoard runs, etc. He even has his little eBay enterprise going, though he's an absolutely terrible businessman. At this point the only contributions his mother makes to the family is bitching incessantly to anyone who will listen, like the insurance company whose dime they're on and the slapdash construction team who is doing a shoddy rush job on the rotting corpse That is 14BLC.
The majority of Chris' problems are a combination of being fiercely, grossly sheltered on a massive scale and his autism. Almost everything he's ever done has been awarded with an asspat and a gold star. He has an enormous sense of entitlement as a result and therefore finds it quite easy to believe that of course he deserves a hot celebrity girl as a girlfriend.
No. 19468
>>19458That's fair to assume but what would it be? Any speculations? There's lazy ass bums who live with their parents, don't want to work, use disabilities and smoke pot all day. Nobody says they have a mental disease outside of being lazy.
There's fedoras who do weird shit like using dildos on themselves, drinking their own cum and stuff Chris does but we just consider them to be creeps.
I want to give Chris the benefit of the doubt but outside of being autistic, growing up with close minded rednecks, a hoarder for a mother and his parents practically being the embodiment of white trash I think most of his problems are nurture. Maybe he was bullied in high school which limits him from pursuing a career but I can't think of much
No. 19493
"Niggos is one of Chris' many minced oaths, this one meant to refer to black people. His only known use of the term was in the 3 March 2009 chat where BlueSpike coerced him into saying "BILLY MAYS is the new mayor of CWCville, and Christian Chandler will be thrown in CWCville jail, where he will be raped by a bunch of niggers." Chris repeated the line as ordered, but (being retarded as usual) ignored his instructions and attempted to outsmart BlueSpike by saying "niggos" instead of the dreaded N-word. Yes, out of all the things Chris could have done (you know, refused to say the N-word; said "N-word", or "blacks", or "African-Americans", or some similar term; leave race out of the matter entirely by saying "criminals" or "prisoners"; bleep himself out; or just not be a retard and end the conversation) he chose to coin a retarded and offensive term which, as if to add insult to injury, sounds like a lame brand of cereal. It should be noted that Chris's creativity was completely in vain. BlueSpike pointed out Chris's faggotry, and our autistic hero had to spell out "nigger" properly several times. He even got the hang of it, and started singing "Don't Trust Them New Niggers Over There" on his own will, which he had done more than once before.[1][2] So much for respecting the minorities."
Bluespike was a bit of a bint, but the worst were all the trolls who were grown up adult men and women supporting his trollage. They laughed along with him. They encouraged him.
No. 19522
>>19453>>Autism does not make you mentally challenged>>When I think of mentally challenged I think of someone with a cognitive disability which autism isn't.Assburgers syndrome lacks the delays in cognitive development and language that are common in autism. You sound like a sperg who wants to save the good name of the sperg people by denying what autism actually is.
Does that explain why so autistic people can't talk or even wipe their own asses? People with Aspergers like to try and speak for people with autism, but in reality, they aren't the fucking same. People with aspergers like to think that autism spectrum disorders makes you a special snowflake genius. In reality, it's pretty fucking crippling. Go to the wiki page for any past genius and you'll find spergs trying to claim some genius is a sperg despite said intelligent person showing no signs of being a sperg. That's how spergs think, they want to improve their own reputation by screaming at anyone who acknowledges that autism is a disorder. They literally can not understand that other people are individuals with their own individual thoughts and feelings. They just don't want to be thought of as retarded. Fuck the people with autism and fuck the people who wipe their autistic asses. I'm speshul like Einstein and Michelangelo!
>>in a southern culture that sees nothing wrong from living off of welfare.Do you know anything about southern people at all?
No. 19548
>>19453>>19522The main problem is that autism is a buzzword thrown around by people who don't really know anything about it. Some people use it as an alternative for "retard" and others use it for anyone who displays any sort of pedantic behaviour at all. In reality it's a catch-all term for a spectrum of developmental disorders and symptoms that is still being hotly debated by researchers. The word "autism" by itself generally refers to people with severe developmental disorders who cannot take care of themselves. You're not very likely to run into these people on the internet. "High-functioning autism" refers to autistic people with an IQ above 70, and therefore includes anyone from people like Chris who can hardly function as a normal human being to Nobel prize laureates like Dr. Vernon Smith. The media likes to portray people with autism as either brilliant crime-solving savants or man-children who sit screaming in a corner and need to be actively prevented from eating their own shit. It's not surprising that high-functioning autists prefer to identify with the former rather than the latter, even if they don't actually display any kind of savant-like abilities and their "high functioning" moniker really just refers to the fact that they can theoretically be trusted to wipe their own butt.
It's entirely possible for people with high-functioning autism or Aspergers to be highly intelligent and contribute greatly to society. Just look at people like Dr. Smith and Temple Grandin. I personally know a number of scientists on the spectrum who regularly have their work published in well-regarded scientific journals like Cell and Nature Neuroscience. The field of engineering is also full of spergs.
However I'd say the majority of people with HFA/Aspergers are of average to relatively low intelligence and these people are often overlooked because they're just not very interesting. They're not completely dysfunctional but they also don't have the same thing to offer society as the savants, so nobody really gives them any thought. They probably latch onto the savant-archetype because they feel it's either that or be lumped in with the screaming shit-eaters.
No. 19550
>>19522>>19548I should also mention that the people who initially speculate that historical figures like Newton, Mozart, Darwin or Einstein may have had some form of autism aren't people with autism themselves but rather the researchers studying the disorder. Of course the people who jump on these ideas are generally aspies or parents of autistic children, but any 'historical diagnosis' that is taken remotely seriously initially came from the academic world.
(Is it possible to sage on here? I don't really feel comfortable bumping this thread with my ranting.)
No. 19563
>>19550This.
Also the stereotype that autistics are some kind of genius prodigy doesn't really do anything positive. Even therapists seem to treat it as some kind of special snowflake disorder. I get that it's so that the higher functioning autistic people don't feel like 'retards' or something, but it really doesn't do anything productive.
No. 19602
>>19550>>but rather the researchers studying the disorder.Bull fucking shit. Every group of mentally handicapped adults try to claim these people, I'm sick of it. It's special snowflake disease and nothing more.
>>Leonardo had autism >>Leonardo had dyslexia>>Leonardo had ADHDWhy can't people just accept that some people are just fucking normal? As someone with legit dyslexia, it makes me cringe.
>>People with my disorder are smarter than everyone else, I just know it! :( No. 19626
>>19563I was diagnosed with Assburgers after initially seeking help for social anxiety. One of the therapists treated me like a piece of shit stuck to the bottom of their shoe until they figured out that the anxiety stemmed from ASD-related issues, and after that he did a complete 180 and started telling me how awesome all his aspie patients are and how awesome I must be. Autism fanboys are a thing and it's fucking weird. I don't need anyone to convince me I'm not a retard, yo. It's really quite condescending.
>>19602I'm not asking this to rile you up but why are you so upset by this? It seems a bit excessive.
I'm not an expert or a time traveller and I can't say for sure whether or not a guy like Newton had autism, but literally everything we know about him suggests that he definitely wasn't "normal". Dude was an obsessive friendless weirdo and nobody liked dealing with him. Sound familiar? He may have contributed greatly to science but that doesn't mean that being compared to him is necessarily a compliment or intended as such. Leonardo wasn't quite as much of a douche but he was still a bit "off". There are theories that Hitler had autism/ADHD/dyslexia/whatever the hell, too, as well as Joanna of Castille having schizophrenia and George III of the UK's nutty antics being due to porphyria. People like to speculate about interesting historical figures and trying to explain their weirdness using modern knowledge of psychology and medicine. It's not an attack on you. Don't take it so personally.
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Happy Halloween y'all
No. 20742
>>20726I'd love to be s optimistic as you anon, but check out dem moobs and that hidden belly.
He's a man, so he'll always have relatively slimmer legs, the fat is hidden.
No. 21617
For anyone not on the cwcki forums (this is going to be long):
>At some point, early on when I started hosting, I thought it would be a good idea to open a board for Marvin and Alec to communicate with staff. They, for the entirety of this board's existence, have kept their own plans, personas, and goals a secret from everyone I know of. There were some very light interactions, but nothing serious happened. This changed with ████████.
>When I first saw Chris talking about his Highschool Reunion, my immediate thought was "someone is going to impersonate Chris's friends". And that happened. Up until I got ████████ PMs, I thought for sure anyone caught fucking around with the reunion and impersonating people would be banned, that changed when [they] had success.
>See, ████████ got involved during the slowest period of Chris' history since his discovery. There was no information from Chris, no information from third parties, Facebook updates were months apart, and what we got when he did post was random bullshit that meant nothing. In fact, when this started, we didn't have an Update board because there were so few updates to report on, it was pointless. I had the idea of an update board for a long time before it was added, but people told me it was just wishful thinking on my part that Chris would ever be as loud as he is now again.
>[Their] work with the impersonations became such a massive web, most people stopped following it. For a while, even I didn't keep in touch. There were too many people, too much going on, and too many "forwarded emails" to keep straight. After the house fire, there was an email sent as the injured firefighter. At this point, I asked [them] to stop. For whatever reason, probably a combination of feeling discouraged and being swamped by [real-life work], ████████ went quiet for a long time. [They] kept to [one of their identities] only, which hampered [their] ability to get content, but it felt better.
>████████ entered the picture some time later. It started very innocuously with some drive-by pictures of Chris' house. In fact, IIRC, the first series of pictures was taken from a moving vehicle going too fast for any of the pictures to develop properly. This evolved to curb-side photography, and then eventually we started seeing papers from what had been thrown out. At some point this began to alarm community members. It didn't strike me as anything particularly offensive, though. This also changed when we started seeing pictures of the rental house. I don't know how ████████ got them. I'm assuming [they] saw them on the road and followed them home. All know is that it made me, and other staff, uncomfortable.
>Around this time I ducked the forums for about a month. When I started appearing again, KatsuKitty informed me that ████████ wanted ████████ to have access to the Private Board. I didn't understand why, but I later found out [they were] a new galpal. ████████, I believe, has been the most tame out of all 5 of the VIPs. [They were] certainly the least involved, [they] played by many of the rules set out by previous Chris trolls, and I get the idea that a lot of this isn't wholly [their] idea.
>This leads us up to today. We've seen the first video of Chris in a year. We've had the first audio of Chris since the Emily date. We've seen pictures, letters, and drawings we've never seen before.
>So it would seem there's been peaks of success. A lot of new information. Why the decision?
>The cost of this information is too high.
>In the last video, Chris is so fucking pathetic and broken it hurts. He's desperately clinging to a relationship that borders on emotionally abusive. [They've] had [their] gifts of affection stolen from the person [they]'s given them to. He still clings to the idea of a reunion, even though he thinks that all of the people he used to know ridicule him. His mother is slowly dying, his family has ostracized him, he's had trolls pose as his very young cousin just to call him weird, he's thousands of dollars in debt and losing 30 fucking dollars from a single PayPal case can throw off his entire month's budget. It goes on, and on, and on.
>And the worst part is, all of the intrapersonal problems I just mentioned are made up. ████████? Fake. Highschool friends? Fake. ████████? Fake. ████████? Fake. Every person he knows is us. I'm not okay with this.
>I mean, compare Chris' energy in these two videos:[
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dsyhCUYJoI8]
[
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3WaCIBbMXfo]
>He's completely drained. There's no fight there. Even the posture is different. He's sitting the, legs clasp together, hands laying limp in his lap. He's fucking burnt.
>In short, the decision was reached for one big reason: We're not comfortable with this anymore. Trolling Chris isn't the same was it was 5 years ago. This is the closest thing to gangstalking that has ever existed, and the target is someone who is literally retarded.
>But before anyone gets defensive, and I know it sounds like I'm blaming everyone, but the blame is on me. I made the board. I encouraged ████████. I encouraged ████████. I invited ████████. I did all of this so that I would have a say so that I would be in the know, so that I would be important without even doing anything. And it worked, I mean – I guess I'm "inner circle" now. I know more than 99% of people, but at what cost?
>I glorified obsessive behavior, I gave people badges and gold names for it, I built an echo chamber that caused a mentality to grow in people which was not healthy. I feel like I'm fucking evil for this shit.TL;DR
>catherine isnt real>galpal emails probably weren't real>people are literally going through chris-chans' rubbish and full-on stalking him and don't think it's weird>same people don't realise that a cow can't be milked constantly lest you want them to dry up>info dump in january >site will more focus on lolcows in general No. 21646
>>21624Thanks.
I'm not surprised by this stuff. The "gal pal" emails cropped up so conveniently, and there was no way at all Catherine was real. It was pretty obvious there was still some inner circle bullshit going on on the forum.
And the guy they're referring to as digging through the trash, pretty sure that's Skyraider, he's a total creep anyway. He went through the pics thread and started pming girls for nudes. He's pathetic.
No. 21648
>>21617>same people don't realise that a cow can't be milked constantly lest you want them to dry upThis, so much of this. What people don't understand is that you have to take care of your cow in order to have good milk. A cow that's miserable and wants to die because of you is going to provide low quality lolz mixed with blood and tears.
He needs to be encouraged to work on his comic, he needs to have 'positive' fake galpals that won't force him to shove his broken medallion up his rectum. He needs people that will actually help him get better, and help him get out there again.
If he wasn't so paranoid and depressed he'd have no problem having a twitter, wiki and other accounts public and full of lolz. All this gangstalking is just making it impossible for him to ever come back online in any great way.
No. 21653
>>21648>He needs to be encouraged to work on his comic, he needs to have 'positive' fake galpals that won't force him to shove his broken medallion up his rectum. He needs people that will actually help him get better, and help him get out there again. This, he just needs people who are generally nice and positive to him. No more Kacey/Jackie bullshit where they sprinkle in niceness between constant, harsh criticism. Ivy was pretty much just there encouraging him and being nice, and that was arguably the funniest saga, and he was deliriously happy, too. It's really obvious that Chris, at this point, does not respond to criticism anyway. Just be nice to him, let him live out his fucked up sad life thinking that people out there genuinely enjoy him, even if he is a piece of shit autist.
No. 21665
>>21660yeah. the first time people fucked with him it was kind of funny, because he was an arrogant cock of a manchild and it caught him off guard and i feel like he learned some kind of lesson about internet privacy at least. the second time people fucked with him it was funny but a little mean.
flash forward to 2014 and it's just cruel at this point. i mean sure the guy is/was a bit of a knob, but he was a harmless knob. the amount of torture he's been put through in the past 6 or 7 years is WAY overkill. i'm not sure why people feel the need to fuck with him other than the fact that he's gullible, but plenty of people are gullible. people need to just let chris live in peace at this point. he's already broken.
No. 21673
>>21648>>21653I feel so bad for him, that I would genially be that nice person to him.
Granted he can be a dumb ass manchild, and I could get past that. (not looking to be his real gf) I just want new lulz comics.
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>>21653Here's a picture of Kacey irl for those who haven't seen it.
No. 21990
>>21971Yep, that's her.
>>21980Just an ugly fat girl.
No. 21999
>>21992Yep.
Apparently(no sources for you guys, sorry. i read this forever on SR i think) shes a huge bitch and married(?) to liquid chris and she makes him get her mcdonalds almost like, 3 times a day whenever she wants and it's a near abusive relationship from what i can remember. Poor guy just seems too timid to get out of it and his brother tried to stop him but to no avail.
No. 22003
>>21999Yeah, I remember hearing that a while ago. Also Liquid Chris is some wannabe youtube celebrity faggot.(
http://www.youtube.com/user/SimplySpoons)
No. 22004
>>22003Forgot to say that it might actually be his "twin brother" but it could be complete bullshit.
Also liquid is apparently right-wing as fuck.
No. 22007
>>22006Nothing I guess, but Liquid is kinda weird about it, wanting to gun done homosexuals and murder them.
He cray
No. 22008
>>22006It's not really that, he just makes a lot of jokes about killing people he doesn't like, but he uses his political orientation to justify it.
Ironically, he was always ragging on CWC for making insensitive jokes about killing people.
No. 22031
>>21999Someone on cwcki forums said that her and liquid have considered divorcing a million times and are currently in couples counseling trying to make it work.
I think it's funny that she looks a lot like Chris in that picture. Shit, I think it's funny that Chris implied she was a fatass when they met, lol.
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Here's a pic they released of the taint piercing. Apparently more are supposed to come.
>>21617So I go on the CWCki forums and after reading this I dug a little deeper into the "super secret forums" they were talking about. I found that the admin and moderators of the site turned out to be pretty big lolcows themselves.
https://8chan.co/cow/res/69.html About Null (CWCki admin)
https://8chan.co/cow/res/2465.html super seekrit forum
https://8chan.co/cow/res/1430.html CWCki users general.
I'm probably slow to this info, and Null himself actually goes to the /cow/ board there, but I just thought this shit was pretty funny. They've been discussed on the /cow/ board on 888chan and n0chan, but I can't find any good archives of it anywhere. I wanna know more dramu.
No. 22071
>>22068Haha, yw. According to the ones who received the pic from Chris himself (the ones pretending to be the gal pals, and apparently they never encouraged him to send pics, he did it on his own and was proud) it's really infected. The sick side of me wants to see it when it was really bad. That pic was when it was freshly done.
>>22070Told ya!
No. 22073
>>22050Because not looking like complete shit isn't that much of an accomplishment, and you can still be just as awful as any greasy, mentally ill hambeast in personality, lifestyle, etc. That guy is probably just as fucking disgusting as Kacey in reality, and just because he doesn't look the part (though he does look a bit inbred, not sure what you see in him) doesn't mean shit.
You will always be miserable if you continue to be this superficial, anon.
No. 22220
>>22156 >>22148
My username was chaosakita. I posted during Fall 2013 for a few months until I got banned. I posted a lot on the forums about editing the wiki because I would almost never get a reply to any of my questions while asking on the wiki. Yes, it was a pretty spergy thing to do, but I thought it'd be nice to have an archive of Chris' facebook posts and the like without having to dig through the forums.
What annoyed me the most about the forum was how everyone's criticism of Chris seemed to be driven by their own insecurities. I tried to call people out on it (although I definitely acted like an annoying retard while I did sometimes).
However, I think the main reason for my ban officially was asking too much about editing the wiki, even though I had NEVER gotten a warning on the site about doing so. The other was being confrontational I guess. If someone wants to ask, I think I still might be able to dig up the email explaining why I was banned.
I doubt anyone remembers me, and I don't think I did anything too worthwhile, but there's my story.
Do people still compare themselves to Chris there?
Oh, and I just remembered. On why I was banned, one of the mods/admins (Null?) claimed that I would be a threat to the forum and the community, because I could talk about the users on other lolcow boards or Something Awful or whatever. I'm not sure right now, but I think it still says a lot about whoever is running the place and the userbase.
No. 22221
>>22220Like our Queen, many of the devote like to use our deities to lift us up in time of sorrow.
I'm not familiar with Chris-chan other than the 101 run down, but I always got a kick outta people in 4chan comparing their waistlines to Pixyteri. And you always get the "I THOUGHT I WAS UGLY BUT" posts.
No. 22227
>>22220God damn. And yeah people compare themselves to EVERY lolcow on there. However Null has stated several times, and it's even in the rules, that people need to knock it off. He wants a site for pure discussion of lolcows, not a counseling session. But honestly I think he's just doing it for 8chan's approval for whatever reason.
And that's hilarious he said you were a threat. From what I've seen they let the members who are in their little clique or whatever get away with anything, but anyone else they ban, warn, etc.
Null even knows and acknowledged the "seekrit" forum that a bunch of CWCki people use in an announcement recently. He said he just felt bad about the trolling (the people involved with the gal pal shit) and wanted to come clean about knowing about it and those involved. But he still won't ban them because they're all his buddies. It's ridiculous. Nobody says anything about it. I think he's just trying to cover his own ass about being a hypocrite and doesn't actually give a shit if people trolled Chris for months.
No. 22310
Here are some more stuff about Liquid and Kacey:
>Apparently Kacey is a huge fan of McFlurrys, which is a type of ice cream sundae sold at McDonalds. She eats them almost daily, occasionally even twice a day. Liquid often has to drive her to McDonalds to buy her a McFlurry. He doesn't go and fetch it for her, she rides along. Why doesn't she just drive herself? Because she'd rather play Candy Crush Saga on her iPhone than drive.
>This even occasionally happens in the middle of the night. Kacey will fucking wake Liquid up, at like 3am, and say "Honey, you know what I'd really like right now?" Liquid will nod and get out of bed, ready to drive the bitch to McDonalds. It will even happen when they have company over. Kacey will get a hankering for a McFlurry, and everyone will have to pile in the car and head to McD's so she can have one.
>Here is the fucking weird part: Kacey, for some reason, has gotten it into her head that the McFlurrys in their local McDonalds aren't up to standard. There's a McDonalds a couple of miles from their place, but Kacey thinks the McFlurrys there are "shitty" and makes Liquid drive her to another one, which is a further 4 or 5 miles away. Considering the whole point of McDonalds is the complete global uniformity of the food, it's safe to assume this is a complete delusion that Liquid indulges for the sake of a quiet life. Remember, this happens pretty much every fucking day, unless Kacey got her daily McFlurry fix when she was on lunch from work. Although, like I said, that doesn't always stop her from having another one in the evening.
>Liquid, as some people here might already know, is a huge fan of the Legend of Zelda series of video games. Last year Kacey was rooting around in their garage and she stumbled upon a box full of Zelda shit. Some toys, etc. Not particularly strange, but the remarkable thing was a collection of notebooks where Liquid had written a novel-length hand written Legend of Zelda fanfic with himself as the lead character, replacing Link as the heroic protagonist. Initially Kacey was impressed, but that soon turned to horror when she discovered the romantic subplot. Liquid had written himself into a romantic relationship with Princess Zelda, complete with graphic sex scenes. To be clear though, this wasn't a porno thing. Most of it was about Liquid battling Gannondorf, saving Hyrule, etc. But the numerous sex scenes left nothing to the imagination. Since Liquid refuses to fuck Kacey citing a low sex drive, she was understandably pretty upset. This lead to a huge fight, Kacey destroyed the fanfic novel (and as it was handwritten, that was the only copy) and Liquid is now banned from playing Zelda games, or even mentioning it.
Damn that is sad.
No. 22317
>>22003I'm super leftwing but I'd still hit that.
Just so long as he doesn't open his mouth….
No. 22376
>>22351so her waist is like 81cm, a UK size 16, US size 12, EU 44
LOL She's fat, Not skinny at all. Why would she be showing off about having such a waist? I don't get it.
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>>22393She actually popped up on effay about half a year layer under the name "Troll Master". It was pretty cringeworthy.
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>>22399>that outfitLMAO
PLEASE tell me she wore that because of a dare or something. That's like an outfit someone's old-ass aunt from rural Pennsylvania would wear to church.
No. 22414
>>22399mfw Coach tennis shoes
That outfit isn't worthy of them
No. 22415
>>22414Coach tennis shoes are so trashy.
But none of this has anything to do with King Chris.
No. 22561
>>22399>dem awful shoes>dat unmatching kid's purse>dat attempt at looking classy and dour, but failing and just looking like someone's prissy aunt>literally took a photo in front of an ugly, dried-up fountainHoly shit. Somehow, she's both incredibly tryhard and didn't actually try at all.
I'm actually embarrassed for her.
No. 23818
>>23816Did he actually apply in a sperm bank?
Cause I have researched the shit out of that and the requirements are cut-throat. Every single feature about him would have disqualified him before they could get to the next. Literally everything.
No. 24222
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It migrated. It's Infected. Jesus. Someone should troll him into TAKING IT OUT.
No. 24223
>>24222Holy shit that looks BAD. Considering his hygiene I'm not surprised but fucking shit. That is a lot of migration for a new piercing.
He's gonna get the vagina he wants so bad at this rate.
No. 24249
>>24235He pierced his taint because he believes the piercing is where his clit would be if he was born a girl.
He even rubbed on it the first day trying to simulate clitoral masturbation. Also at one point he re-pierced it with a safety pin.
Considering Chris is the biggest pussy, I just can't.. I can't believe he did it. I would punch anyone that came near my genitals with a needle.
A fucking safety pin!?
No. 25893
>>25884I own the website cwckiforums.com
Not affiliated with Cogsdev or the PVCC. They're loons.
If you have any questions I'd be willing to answer them. I'm a long-time lurker. Found the website ages ago checking my traffic acquisition, back before the site changed its name.
>>22220You were banned for creeping a lot of users out. You're still talking about it a year later. Please do not hurt me.
No. 25907
>>25893
>Not affiliated with CogsdevNah, man, you gotta start telling people it was Cogs that talked you into it. Shout it from the rooftops, see how many people you can get to believe you.
>>25904Hahahaha he has his own thread on /cow/ iirc
No. 25911
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>>25903The most difficult aspect of owning the website is dealing with problem users. When people get banned the forums they develop this everlasting grudge against me personally. They see access to my website as a human right that I have denied to them.
It's not very expensive. The service outgrew the $20/mo Linode package I was running it on, and I had to bump it up to the $40/mo package.
cwckiforums.com is $11/yr, kiwifar.ms (new domain we're planning on rebranding to) is like $35/yr. Typically, non-generic TLDs cost more because the country it belongs to also taxes it. One domain I own is like $70/yr because of this.
It is, however, supported by users. In the middle of this year I opened up a venue for donating $20/once or $2.50/mo for supporter status and in about 2 months I had enough money to cover 90% of a $650 2 year contract with Linode.
I've never been sued, but I may be. One of the Chris trolls scammed him out of $30 (lookup Chargeback Fraud) and went on to brag about it for weeks, claiming he was the greatest thing to trolling since Clyde Cash. I told him to shut up and stop talking about it and he refused.
Eventually I got fed up and told him, either you give me $30 to purchase this ad space, or the ad service will go live using a complete detail of his scam and involvement with Chris under his real name and real address and real phone number. I also plan on calling his sister and mother to let them know what he's up to online, because he claims he's autistic and may work on a privilege system like most children do. They all share the same PO Box anyways.
Though let me be clear: This is the exception, not the rule. I have never in the history of the board manhandled someone like this. I do not think it proper. In this situation, though, considering the fact he was bragging about breaking the law, I feel more justified.
>>25904>>25907I frequent the Lolcow board. I have for a few iterations. I've considered it a valuable place to gleam information about the board, outside of the social influences of the forum itself. The problem is that the Lolcow board is so infested with banned forum users, it's lost that value and uniqueness. It's just a place for ornery losers to talk shit under the guise of anonymity.
This year we had a bit of a schism. I'm not very partial to any users, I don't take sides and avoid clique drama like the combination of cancer and autism that it is. As a result, people dislike me greatly. I don't do "party favors", I don't elevate uses from the "in crowd" just for being there. When one of the clique mods got demoted, people lashed out at me, and have to this day. They lost their "senate seat", so to speak, so they view themselves as threatened.
The result was a group of people breaking off to form their own board. It's about as bad as you'd think. Imagine a group of people too socially inept and defunct to function on the CWCki Forums making their own board with their own rules. It's closed doors, like the PVCC, and they ban anyone who says anything positive about me. They also silently lurk our chatroom all hours of the day and weed out users based on what's said there.
Still, some people do send me screenshots on their own. I don't pry into their affairs knowingly because I feel it validates them. What I do see can be very shocking. These people can be banned for over a year and still will spend their time fabricating stories about how malicious I am. They've also impersonated me on websites and harassed a musician I like.
It's a labor of love. I've grown the website by over 1000% in the last 2 years, but it's come at a cost.
No. 25971
>>25915You ruined it for me
Hahaha wow though, a super top secret no-cwcki-allowed bitchfest forum, who comes up with this shit? This whole chris thing has spiralled out of control
No. 26852
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No. 26858
>>26852top kek.
I am trying to figure out where he added the "h" and "e" though.
No. 27009
>>26852That's fucking hilarious, but I mean, you gotta feel a bit sorry for the guy.
He clearly sees absolutely nothing wrong with his actions and cannot possibly fathom how vandalism could get him banned. It takes a pretty warped world view to think that way.
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No. 30070
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>>30067Dunno if you could really call it a cameo, I wouldn't even say it was actually a reference to Chris, but I haven't seen the episode
He's sort of understandably paranoid at this point I guess?
No. 30071
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Also I don't think this beauty has been posted yet
No. 30089
>>30087Why would he be using a strapon instead of his dick? Isn't that green hedgehog 'wild' the hedgehog? Why does sonichu have tits?
So many questions
At least his art seems to be improving
No. 30146
>>30093It's actually Robbie, he aged him up and made him a 'tomgirl' and he's kinda Chris' new self-insert now
Just, y'know, if you wanted the specifics about an autistic guy's badly drawn rule 34
No. 30176
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>>30146It's not even Wild Sonichu either. It's some generic Rosechu named Mimi that Chris created to have Robbie rub his taint on.
Be prepared for the giant wall of text in the comic.
No. 30182
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No. 30207
>>30183wtffff
I feel kinda bad for him tho, wasn't the person he sent these to supposed to keep them secret?
>>30176Why does he mention open relationships in such detail? Is that the kind of relationship he's in with his gf? Top kek
No. 30209
>>30183aaaa I can't see the pics! It says I need to be logged in :(((
Can someone post them here?
No. 30226
>>30210I personally say no simply because of what he says in some texts that he sent a girl he had been talking to where he says "we are a boy/girl and a girl friends in an open relationship." And "You have to also realize that I still have that ugly growth that if we were in bed, you could enjoy this near seven incher damn cock!"
Maybe I'm wrong, but those words don't sound like they would come out of someone who is actually trans.
No. 30241
>>30226lmao, based Chris
Is there any more of these texts?
No. 30314
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No. 30316
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No. 30317
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No. 30329
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No. 34219
>>34173>I've always heard his name but can anyone tell me who is he?You come to this website but you don't know Chris, the original lolcow?
He's one of the most documented people in history. Anything you want to know about him, you can find it here:
http://sonichu.com/cwcki/Main_Page No. 46104
>>46093his mum has/had a handgun, and his dad had a gun too, I think a rifle?
I wouldn't be surprised if both are still in the chandler residence.
Shit is going to get real pretty fast if he gets pushed over the brink somehow
No. 46604
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I wonder if a judge will have him committed.
No. 46696
>>46604I hope so. For his own health and safety, and for those around him.
He needs psychiatric help.
No. 46960
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Anybody else think Chris looks just like the drag queen Divine ? The voice and mannerisms are similar too, if only chris was on hard drugs, he'd be more interesting
No. 46961
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>>46960Another image for reference to those of you who haven't watched John Waters movies
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>>46960>>46961Yes but Divine is more woman than chris chan will ever be hunty.
No. 47209
>>47207Yes, it was posted on the cwc forums 2 days ago
New court date set for April IIRC, nothing happened at the trial
No. 47215
>>47212I doubt he will get away with anything, he's a repeat offender. At the very least he is getting anger management and a psych evaluation/therapy, they will not just ignore this. Not to mention he assaulted this guy and the judge will look at the previous conviction (when he tried to run Snyder over with his car) despite the fact Snyder didn't press charges. That and deformation of property, breaking his ban, not even mentioning the damage he might have done in Target that we don't know about.
I'm not from USA either but it's common to push court dates like that, court proceedings can stretch out for months. A lot of crimes don't even get processed/charged until years after. That is most countries.
No. 56375
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…Is it happening? Is Chris-chan going the same route as Brolitajenny?
No. 56791
>>56612That would be great but there is no way he'd ever fit into anything.
I have to hope some of his more obsessive followers would gladly chip into to buy him something but where would he get it? He's too fat.
No. 56816
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>>56779>>56791If Pixyteri can fit into brand, I don't see why Chris couldn't. Just so long as it's shirred as fuck.
>>56782Girl, brand on Yahoo JP is like $40 a piece.
Anyhow, I shooped Chris onto a lolita body, enjoy
No. 56835
>>56827Rare dresses can go for $1000, and noobs who shop from other western lolitas tend to pay $100-$200 for second hand brandy.
If you know how to use Japanese auction sites, it's not that expensive, or if you shop at offbrand stores.
Of course Chris would need the rarest lolita pieces if we want to rake in the best lulz. pooling money for a Vampire Requiem or a Sugar Carnival would cause capital butt devistation
No. 56842
>>56816>If Pixyteri can fit into brand, I don't see why Chris couldn't.But that's just it though, PT can't fit brand. The only way she can have it on her body is if she doesn't zip it up. (Not including brand that has shirring)
As for the brand on Y!JP, it's old school stuff, or stuff that kinda ugly with the exception of accessories and socks.
No. 57498
>>56848iono about that
chris deffo has slimmer legs though, he could probably fit brand tights
No. 57552
>>57512lol
did you guys try to be friends with him on FB? He's on the lookout for a boyfriend free girl now
No. 59457
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SEGA trolled CWC hard.
No. 59500
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>>59458>BuruamuzuThis is great.
No. 59681
>>59680heculean*
Still wrong though.
No. 59687
>>59681Herculean*
I wonder if some troll made this, I really don't know if SEGA would take the time to reply to this man child.
No. 60431
>>60291Hes not gonna be able to do it in the isle today???
Is this a regular thing he does for Jackie who the fuck is jackie? Is she a new troll?
No. 60435
>>60431Jackie is from like years ago
Catch up on sonichu.com
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No. 130567
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needs moar chris chan
No. 130792
>>130646Knowing chris, we'll never know.
>>130654he hasn't learned in, like, 12 years
He's not going to
No. 131554
>>130567>fresh grown breastsWell yeah, except Chris has had manboobs for ages. so uh… they've always been there. Nothing fresh grown about his dcups.
>>130568Great. Now pink lemonade is ruined for me. Thanks, Chris.
No. 131798
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>>119774I happened to find this by chance when looking up Sonic games. Sonic had blue arms at least once before Sonic Boom. In some versions of the educational PC game Sonic's Schoolhouse, the box art had a coloring mistake giving Sonic blue arms. The in-game Sonic has regular colored arms though. I just found it mildly amusing.
I didn't even notice the Sonic Boom arms color change until Chris had his tantrum over it. But I'm not a hardcore Sonic fan. The most recent game I've played is Sonic & Knuckles.
>>130646Looks more like menstrual showers to me.
No. 135608
>>21958Seriously, if I didn't know this was a woman, I'd be convinced that it's a man in drag. Even Chris is prettier than her.
Yes, I went there and don't even regret it. Look at those eyebags.
No. 135622
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>>21958I think Kacey used to post on a forum.. maybe PVCC? IIRC she used to hijack threads to talk about herself and how sexy she is.. then she had some kind of meltdown and got banned - does anyone with a less hazy memory know what I'm talking about?
No. 135681
>>135622I've been trying to forget.
I don't remember her having a meltdown really, but I wasn't around much back then. But she did decide she was leaving, made a big goodbye post about it, and I think was banned then.
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>>21958>jogs 5 miles a daykek
No. 270443
>>270180… Did he say maternity (or paternity) leave?
Does he even know what that is?
No. 274960
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>>274958you're saying your panties aren't moist from this, anon-chan?
No. 274975
>>274956Oh for the love.
I'm giggling like mad over here.
No. 274979
>>274956I feel unclean having watched this.
Chris is a fucking idiot.
>>274962It's not actual nudity.
No. 275058
>>275016Nah i think official papers have declared him high functioning
https://web.archive.org/web/20160330163047/http://sonichu.com/cwcki/Autism_papersI think low functioning autism means that he wouldn't be able to communicate at all
No. 275118
>>275002I don't think anyone requested this at all. Correct me if I'm wrong on any of this but from what I understand, someone is pretending to be a lesbian couple that wants to have children and talked about having Chris naturally impregnate them. Then someone else came along named "Johan" and Chris suggested they have a contest to see who is better in bed and should impregnate the lesbian couple.
He has an entire video explaining what happened with legos, but I quit watching it after a few minutes because of the obnoxious music. Here's the link:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CBS17BueShQHere's the poll:
http://www.strawpoll.me/10357607Here's the Johan video:
https://my.mixtape.moe/ekppsw.mp4 No. 275419
>>275134Needs the orange
TRIGGERED overlay at the bottom tbh.
No. 275625
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>>275016You'd know if he's low functioning.
No. 276245
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>>276215>chris chan is no longer relevant to cuckchango fuck yourself with maggots you sloppy festering cunt
No. 281240
>>281223I can't tell if it's camera stabilization or just the camera bugging out.
The background is definitely doing some wacky stuff.
No. 281247
>>281240I don't see the mom moving at all. I honestly think it's a photo in the background.
It's a stretch I know, but seriously, no movement.
No. 281281
>>281252Holy shit.
>>281276Is it possible to call for medical aid there? Like… this is kind of fucked up.
No. 281565
>>16709he has a penis … and doesn't know how to draw a penis … oh god my sides.
>>21617I'm so worried lolcow is going to turn into this. But I feel there are enough off topic arguments between anons that we could never create an echo chamber. Everyone hates everyone equally! yay. Hats off to this guy for actually recognizing the cycle and owning up to it. Honesty and sincerity is hard to come by on teh intertubes.
I was just about to post how we really shouldn't be talking about an autistic person who is so oblivious to how the internet works that he is willing to post his adress … but this sums it up.
>>21648>broken medallion in rectum Jesus Fucking Christ. What sick fuck would make a mentally ill person do this?
>>22070getting jealous of a fictional character. fucking kek. This chick is so mentally damaged, I can see now why she made herself a part of the toxic shit going on there.
>>26852>How dare you, I'm autistic! >throws a fucking tantrum and doxes her>Because he vandalized a sign he was angry about. least he didn't pepper spray anyone this time. Okay yeah I don't feel bad anymore. Bomb threats over character design. Mkay chris.
>>30317>>30329Why is his taint so big? Damn there is a condo of space in there. Where is his dick? Is it an inny?
>>281252my god … I can't imagine having the mental capacity of a horny preteen and seeing my parents die. Like, yeah when people get older their parents die, but they are able to handle it with an adult mindset. Chris is going through all this in an already fucked up mindset.
PT and chris need to be trans friends btw.
No. 282248
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>>275016Word on the street is that recently some kiwifags convinced Chris they were a Lesbian couple interested in having Chris manually donate sperm to them the old fashioned way. Chris naturally got excited and when he pushed the issue they couple said they met a man named Johan who was deemed a better donor. This included said troll Johan making his own video with a blow up doll (
https://video.lolcow.wiki/CWC/Johan%27s%20Sex%20Moves.mp4) included a cumshot with supposedly the same doll Chris made his legendary JULAY video with after Skyraider91 dug it out of the Chris' trash. Word on the street is that Johan is either Skyraider91 or another kiwifag named Lipitor.
Also, Chris was recently busted by kiwifags spending over $200 on transformers while begging for money for bills. His excuses were less than stellar.
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No. 282382
>>282250
>In my defense, the Trolls should not have been able to view anything I do on eBayehm that's not the actual issue though is it?
was this bitch really expecting you to just give him your bonus?
No. 283851
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I miss the True and Honest Chris-Chan. I can't believe what he's become lmfao
No. 283853
>>283622Does he realise that some male pervert might pose as a woman? This is actually pretty dangerous. Not to mention he's probably going to get trolled anyway.
Just get a job Chris.
No. 283879
>>283877His eyes aren't brown though. He has one blue eye and one green eye and he's super serious about this. And I think Christine is his legal name now, but it's not like he's never got his name changed legally in the past just out of being a spoiled brat, so there's that.
Weapons: pepper spray, a swiss army knife that one time he needed to look tough, his hands for strangling that Clyde Cash, his smell, his farts, his voice… He's got a pretty great arsenal there.
You're doing God's work, Anon. Best he gets locked up for a bit, and then is released and chimps out later. Worst case he just chimps out again.
No. 284196
File: 1466869691681.jpg (79.42 KB, 512x811, CC.JPG)
Never forget
No. 285754
>>285718Having a heat source (I assume the lamp gets quite hot) connected to a power supply absolutely boxed in by a bunch of quick igniting plastic and cardboard… Totally safe.
One short circuit or bulb pop is all it can take… Just one spark.
No. 285791
File: 1467506552526.png (137.86 KB, 489x700, Capture.PNG)
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE COLE LIVES IN CARNEGIE HALL AND HE WON'T PLAY ATTENTION TO HIS MOTHER OR BIOLOGICAL SISTER
No. 285792
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No. 285817
>>285812It's pretty wild that Cole and Chris are pretty similar; they think they're more clever and creative than they think when in reality all they create is pretty awful.
I wouldn't necessarily say that Chris hates Cole because Cole got out. He hates Cole because Chris doesn't see people(outside his mom and dad) as individuals. He sees people as NPCs(which could be a symptom of his autism) and he's the player in control. As time as proven over the years, he gets absolutely frustrated and loses it when people don't behave and do as he expects/wants them to. He doesn't understand that Cole has had a much different experience growing up with Barb. He just expects Cole to give in to his demands and it's also why Chris continues to piddle his own money away then turning to begging because he expects everyone else to just give him what he wants.
No. 291730
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Youtube videos are turning CWC into a real woman
No. 291732
File: 1469381159554.jpg (Spoiler Image,85.5 KB, 960x1280, pb1ovpJ.jpg)
>>291730Pic of his infected crotch wound… I mean labia. Click if you dare
No. 291739
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>>291730>>291732This honestly terrifies me because I imagine at some point he's going to try to stick something in his new "vagina".
Of course, even if he shows his doctor and his doctor attempts to treat his obvious wound, Chris will scoff at him and end up with a gangrenous wound.
No. 291761
File: 1469390930915.jpg (Spoiler Image,168.12 KB, 800x600, 800px-Unclit_(INFECTED!!!).jpg)
>>291740Looking at the piercing, thats exactly what it is. He claims he's gone to the doctor's twice and they told him its absolutely fine. I have a feeling he is misunderstanding them immensely.
No. 291767
>>291730>>291732Okay, I have two questions.
1. Am I reading this incorrectly or is Chris attempting to get tits and a vagina from hypnosis?
2. Where the fuck is that gaping wound? I can't bring myself to look at the picture long enough to discern whereabouts his "labia" is.
No. 291768
How does
>>291761 turn into
>>291732 ? What the hell did he do to get it that far? I hope somebody makes him go to the doctor because he seriously needs medical attention
No. 291793
File: 1469399434075.png (274.96 KB, 480x610, Screenshot_2016-07-24-17-24-24…)
Meanwhile, as Chris' brand new pussy rots away, he's focused on the important shit.
No. 291805
File: 1469401975750.png (26.87 KB, 510x228, screenshot-www facebook com 20…)
Riiiight
No. 291810
>>291808Probably.
Seems like he had some sort of infection from the piercing, it didn't heal properly and his bad hygiene/ him probably picking at it resulted in a abscess. This has been two years in the making, so who knows how fucked it is at this point. Not to mention abscess' are god awful to treat. Chris is dead by the end of 2016
No. 291832
File: 1469408921413.jpg (Spoiler Image,120.12 KB, 960x1280, uZejSyD.jpg)
Christy confirmed for dying.
No. 291843
>>291730So he has a gouge on his taint from a fucked up piercing and now he thinks some youtube video has made him sprout a vag?
>>24223I hope this anon is using their psychic abilities to earn money!
No. 291853
File: 1469413926100.gif (932.31 KB, 400x265, groose.gif)
>>291832What the fuck, Chris?
No. 291874
Found this on 4chan
"o summarize for people out of the loop:
In 2014, Chris got a piercing on his taint. He did not take very good care of it and as a result it became infected. Galpal troll advised him to remove the piercing and let it heal. He did that. Crisis averted, right?
In 2016, now a full-on trans, he began to do weird stuff to facilitate his transition. He uses OTC estrogen cream on his chest, dresses like a woman, wears maxi pads, and listens to white noise on YouTube that claims to help you grow breasts and a vagina.
His piercing has become infected. Medical professionals have concurred it is probably what's called an abscess: a hole in the body. There is potentially a bigger hole under his piercing that is filled with pus. If this is the case, the infection can spread by tunneling into his intestines. If this bursts into his abdominal cavity, he will go septic (which is shock induced by sepsis). If he goes into shock, he will likely die.
After he posted a picture of his taint, he posted a second Facebook message saying the first was a ruse and he had trolled us. However, besides being a blatant shitty lie, a second picture proves he does indeed have the wound and it is very bad and he does treat it like a vagina.
People are begging him to go to the ER immediately. This is not a trivial issue; an infection is deadly if untreated and a serious infection can only be cured with draining, scraping, and sterile packing. If it is indeed an embedded cyst inside of him, it can burst and cause excruciating pain and a fatal shock to his body. He is refusing to do so, and is lying about going to the doctor."
No. 291877
File: 1469420434582.gif (1.33 MB, 400x225, Holy-shit-Holy-crap-OMG-Oh-Cra…)
>>291874Jesus Christ this is getting too fucked up…
No. 291908
>>291874I think he's going to die. He doesn't seem to want to get that nasty thing treated (as far as we know). It looks like he's rotting alive. It's disgusting and dangerous. This may be a sad year to lose the
true and honest original king of lolcows.
No. 291915
>>291912it'll happen
you know he's already put his fingers in it
No. 291928
>>291874>wears maxi padsAll the time? Damn.
>Medical professionals have concurred it is probably what's called an abscess: a hole in the body.I feel sick, especially with him thinking it's a vagina. Imagine treating a gaping hole in your body like genitalia.
Is there anybody that he would actually listen to? He's fun to laugh at sometimes but, shit, surely nobody wants him dead because of this.
No. 291943
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>>291832Holy shit…
This is so tragic. He really believes he grew a vagina. He must think the pus and blood coming out of the wound are discharge and menstrual bleeding. It's the perfect storm.
No. 291967
File: 1469456032951.jpg (115.68 KB, 960x720, 1469419893336 2.jpg)
The moron dox'd (her)self after voting for Clinton.
It may be time to instill new IQ testing before being given the right to vote in VA at least.
No. 291970
>>291966That has to be sore but you know he'll just keep messing with it.
>>291967Omg, he dotted the i's with hearts!
No. 292000
File: 1469469539631.png (Spoiler Image,1.83 MB, 2073x600, chris 'unclit'.png)
Took me awhile to understand what had happened.
I thought at
>>291732 he'd undergone reassignment surgery. But no, he just has a puffy gunt and is pushing his balls and dick off to show of this…hole.
It's basically just fleshrot. You can tell the progression of when his piercing got infected and the flesh around it started to decay. This could progress into something more serious. Imagine the smell…
No. 292002
File: 1469469768661.gif (410.27 KB, 300x200, gaston.gif)
>>292000good lord why does he take pics of this shit
No. 292006
>>292004*this guy is using a putrid gaping wound as a tool to role play as a woman
fix'd
No. 292012
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>>292006didn't need fixing delete your life
No. 292101
>>292093Mte.
The manwhore would have to be willing to give Chris a narrative like they actually identify as a female or some shit.
Lest we forget this is all just a ploy for Chris to bag a woman, as trying to attract a female as a man didn't work.
No. 292121
File: 1469499184271.jpg (105.08 KB, 597x447, Guitarcol.jpg)
>>292093Potsy and Chris would make a lovely couple. They're both disgusting, delusional spastics.
No. 292254
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>>292121or jugalette jenny
No. 292263
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>>292121>>292254I ship him with this thing.
No. 292306
>>292121I still can't believe someone from my country has achieved such international fame as a lolcow. It's beautiful.
The similarities between Potsy, Chris and Stefonknee are remarkable.
No. 292312
>>291832Oh my god, this is a beautiful twist of events from our autism prince(ss).
Now that he's futanari, how long do you wager it will take for his duck to fall off?
>>292283I'm pretty sure the recent legislation and on that stuff allows you to. Much different from that one King of the Hill episode where Hank gets his new license and his Sex is mistakenly F
No. 292313
>>292309I figured the people discussing him on kiwifarms were from abroad.
He deserves his own thread here tbh.
No. 292378
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Chris, you're fucking stupid.
No. 292403
>>291967>woman cardOT but I can't believe anyone wouldn't think this to be absolutely patronizing and implying a woman couldn't win except on the merit of her gender. I know that's what shillary uses, but still.
Chris is actually dumb enough to display this proudly…
No. 292625
>>292559It's mostly not genetical, but nutritional during puberty. At right age with right hormones person can be made grow taller or develop bigger genitals.
If boys will be injected testosteron during puberty, their dick will get much bigger, but growth will stop much earlier causing person to be short.
No. 293096
>>292923Isn't that a lot of trannies?
>>293095lmao if it's true. Wallflower was obsessed with Star Trek slash fanfiction iirc, so I wouldn't be too surprised if she was a fakeboi. I would be surprised if she got back into contact with Chris tho.
No. 293105
>>293095>>293096If we're thinking of the same Wallflower it wasn't her. She cut contact with Chris once he started exhibiting behaviors to her that he did to Megan.
Was she into Star Trek? I thought it was Ghost Hunters that she had a hard on for and wrote fan fiction about. Maybe both, lol.
No. 293195
>>293105Yes it's that wallflower
Idk I just remember finding her LJ when that shit was going down and seeing her Star Trek slash fanfic. Holy shit that was such a long time ago.
I seriously doubt she would go back in contact with Chris tho.
No. 293210
>>292000The smell must be pretty bad. And he already poops himself and sweats profusely.
Getting pieced in a place like that is pants on head retarded for a normal person. For Chris it was even worse given his terrible hygiene and the fact that he must have fiddled with his "unclit" every waking hour. That's not even where a clit would be Chris. You should have gotten your dick pierced. Then maybe the ugly growth would have finally fallen off.
No. 293407
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You know, I was always wondering how much worse shit could get with Chris, but this whole situation has pushed my mind to new levels of questioning.
No. 293414
>>293327Chris is hopeless but so are most people with autism. IIRC most autists fail to find employment
ofc PT is not on Chris's level, because she is not a literal autistic retard
No. 293498
>>293496yes and no.
Chris still has the dick and balls, and the additional vagina.
PT just had delusions about the one.
No. 293557
>>293498It's just really weird how it played out. Chris thinks his infected taint piercing aftermath is a true and honest china and PT thinks her massively swollen crotch rot is turning her into a futanari.
I don't think that PT is autistic though. She'd have to be pretty high functioning if she was. She's certainly got issues. But she doesn't poop her pants and live in a Lego Sonichu fantasy land.
No. 293646
>>293557There are a lot of high functioning autistics that aren't like Chris at all, and aren't gross. They're not that rare.
Sage for bit off-topic
No. 293736
>>293557You don't have to be pants-shittingly retarded to be autistic. I'd say there's a good chance she's high functioning. (Not CWC high functioning, I wouldn't even call that functioning at all)
Though honestly she probably has some sort of maladaptive disorder or even avoidant personality disorder.
No. 293744
>>293736I guess I didn't think of it that way. Chris has skewed my view of autistics.
I was thinking that if his taintgina smells bad (and it probably does) he'd think that was normal. Chris has a really poor concept of female genitalia. He probably thinks vaginas are supposed to smell like rotten fish and weep pus and blood all the time. He's not just wearing panty liners for dysphoric reasons. He's trying to mop up the mess. If he's convinced that there's a vagina down there growing in strong then I bet he also thinks he's on his period and probably doesn't even know how periods work or how long they last.
It's pretty tragic that it's come to this. I miss old Chris. But the clown is no more.
No. 293748
>>293744Yeah, chances are you know someone who is autistic but you probably assumed they're just awkward eccentrics. He's the perfect storm of autism, bad parenting (looked how fucked Barb is and understand that she raised him) whacked out genetics (bent duck) not caring for himself, and delusional behavior. I'd say his autism is the least of his problems.
If you follow lolita drama at all, Chokelate is a pretty textbook example of female autism. (Awkward, kind of rude, and mildly infuriating at times but still not a horrible pants-shitting asshole like CWC.) Females are socialized differently and "pass" as non-autistic way better because of it.
No. 293899
>>292121So this is Potsy?
Jesus, that came from Ireland? Shit. .
No. 294043
>>293787Some have speculated that he is or will attempt to use toys on it. I don't think he's doing that now. It doesn't look big enough or deep enough. But if he gets any more delusional about it he might. And with his terrible hygiene he could tear the flesh worse trying to cram a dirty dildo up there and get an infection.
>>293859Don't. It just encourages him to keep begging. The videos he's doing are pretty boring. Just weens getting him to recite stupid memes and read terrible stories. Even if you came up with something that would actually be entertaining Chris will screw it up by acting bored and disinterested. He's no longer as animated and funny as he once was. It's not worth it. Even if you had the best idea in the world you will just get a snoozefest. It's not worth $500 for a cam show with Chris. And if you give him that much money he is going to get ideas that he can now start asking for that much to take requests.
It was bad enough when someone gave him $1000. He never even came through with the Sonichu pages anyway. He'll just spend your money on toys then be back on Youtube in a day or two saying he needs urgent help.
No. 294136
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>>294099what is wrong with you
No. 294235
>>294234Do yourself and everyone else involved a favor, just let it go. Get as far away from any farms and anything Chris Chan related as you can.
Even if you did succeed in your Chris porn revenge plan wouldn't that make the kiwis want to bug you and your family more?
No. 294282
>>294270>lucked out by being prettyAnd also inserting herself into a niche fashion community and setting up a baseless name for her shitty wigs and how everyone should just bow to her for being a one trick model once upon a time.
Yeah, she slipped in at just the right time.
No. 295159
File: 1470799228157.png (58.53 KB, 760x363, screenshot-www ebay com 2016-0…)
Chris is trying to sell his vhs copy of Aladdin for three grand on eBay.
No. 295269
>>295212https://kiwifar.ms/threads/kjel-anderson-greta-martela-greta-gustav.23222/page-3#post-1661672Even more lulzy, yesterday a lolcow showed up at the front door of Null's mum's house ( looking to speak to him.
Want to do the same?
Joshua Conner Moon
3750 DON JANEAL R
Pensacola, FL 32526
Josh hid in his room, shit himself, and did absolutely nothing.
No. 295282
>>295164All I saw when I clicked on that is WAAAAAH! :( Is the link working?
What a whiny fucking drama queen. He'd rather die than take low paying work? I want to reach through the screen and punch his stupid fucking face. That whiny fucking faggot HAS that choice, and is still crying? Fuck him.
No. 295294
>>295164>>295212>>295269>>295282The Josh threads (there are multiple, some started by him), are all currently in /manure/. We have been banning him any time he posts here, for various reasons. Mainly because he was shitposting, bumping up old threads, and being a general attention whore.
If there is enough real interest in having one of his threads moved back to /snow/ based on the new breakdown style posts he has been making, we will consider moving the thread back, but please let us know in /meta/ (as this is somewhat off topic on the CWC thread).
If we do move a thread back to snow, users should know we are running the risk of having him come back and sperg out. Please keep this in mind when thinking about the situation. For now, please try to keep this thread about Christine. Thanks guys.
No. 295305
>>295301why did i watch this
why
No. 295309
>>295301JESUS CHRIST OF NAZARETH, THIS IS PUTRID
FUCK THIS EARTH, FUCK THIS UNIVERSE AND FUCK ME ESPECIALLY FOR KNOWING THAT I WAS STEPPING INTO THE GATES OF HELL AND CLICKING REGARDLESS
It's just rotten meat at this point holy shit.
No. 295321
>>295310Probably /cow/
It definitely is not Chris though.
No. 295324
>>295301Get that shit out of here.
This is some post op tranny fapping. Who the fuck actually thinks this is him?
No. 295403
File: 1470923491988.png (36.7 KB, 627x630, PWmzBVp.png)
Chris'opinion on incest
http://archive.is/8YjrJFunny considering these caps
No. 295404
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No. 295425
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>>295359Null has gotten to the point where even Chris is less autistic
No. 295538
Plot thickens.
>#July 29, 2016#
Marvin: oh
Ravelord: and his ego would bite the bait
Marvin: btw, chris took a knife to his taint
Null: @Marvin, owned
DuskEngine: @Marvin, what
Tismo: @Marvin, what
Bob's Axe: @Marvin, DETAILS
nude tayne: what
Tismo: w h a t
Marvin: @DuskEngine, @Tismo, @Bob's Axe, didn't you see chris' taint-gina?
Tismo: @Marvin, yeah obviously
Bob's Axe: well yeah
DuskEngine: was that done with a knife though
hood LOLCOW: I used to be a tomgirl like you, then I took a knife to his taint
Marvin: @DuskEngine, yes
Tismo: wasnt that formed """"""""""naturally""""""""""" though?
DuskEngine: i thought it was just the piercing that did it
KatsuKitty: uh ok
KatsuKitty: is this recent
KatsuKitty: like days recent
DuskEngine: @Marvin, shit that's pretty hardcore
Marvin: chris cut his taint with a knife to free his vagina
KatsuKitty: or is that how the taint got like it is
Zvantastika: :'(
Bitch I Might Be: oh wow, that Hayley Mandel thread jesus
Tismo: @Marvin, ok you're just high as fuck
outlook1: @Marvin, how do you know this?
Bitch I Might Be: there's a pic of her shitting
Marvin: chris was trying to impress some lesbians who laughed at him for not having a vagina
hood LOLCOW: When will chris post cathy brennan is a fake goth
Marvin: so chris' solution was to literally cut his taint open to free his vagina
hood LOLCOW: This is important
Tismo: yeah you're just fucking with me now
KatsuKitty: so even he has to admit it's not the whopwhopwhopwhop videos but it's….cutting himself open
Marvin: no
Null: @Marvin, was this before or after the pic
Marvin: @Null, before. the pick was a picture of his sliced open taint
hood LOLCOW: @Marvin, i used to be a tomgirl like you, then I took a knife to the taint
Marvin: chris' taint was 100% fine like two weeks ago
outlook1: where's the evidence?@Marvin,
Null: i was wondering how the piercing re-opened
KatsuKitty: marvin is a trusted source
Null: well the evidence is the fucking picture
Marvin: @Null, the piercing healed up fine very quickly
Null: the piercing wouldn't re-open by itself
KatsuKitty: if he's saying it, this happened
DuskEngine: i just didn't realise it was a fucking knife wound
KatsuKitty: jfc
Marvin: the piercing stopped existing like a year ago
Tismo: @Marvin, that doesn't look like a knife wound but I don't know much about knife wounds
KatsuKitty: that tard has amazing pain tolerance
Marvin: @Tismo, smooth edges
hood LOLCOW: Then the pic happened i presume?
Tismo: if this is really the case then jesus dick
KatsuKitty: so why is he claiming his hypnosis videos did it
Marvin: @KatsuKitty, he was drunk
KatsuKitty: if he did it himself
Null: lol owned
Zvantastika: Welp, at least the lesbians didn't made fun of his Adam's apple. Chris would had sliced his throat.
Null: I need to get out of the country soon so that when this fat fucking moron dies I don't get lynched
Tismo: @Zvantastika, no shut up
Ravelord: @Zvantastika, die chris
Tismo: don't give anyone ideas
hood LOLCOW: @Zvantastika, i dont think chris even has a visible adams apple
Marvin: @Null, fatty won't die… this time
Marvin: he's seeing a doctor
nude tayne: so what you are saying is that chris got too drunk and cut a fake vagina in his taint so that probably fake lesbians would stop laughing at his genitalia
Marvin: i'm tired of playing counselor to an exceptional individual who thinks he can grow a vagina
KatsuKitty: @Marvin, according to what you said before this doctor doesn't sound very competent
Tismo: @Null, le internet supervillian makes his escape
Marvin: @nude tayne, yep
KatsuKitty: is he having the wound surgically closed and treated properly now
Marvin: @KatsuKitty, we got pissed and bitched at chris until he went to the ER
KatsuKitty: oh hot damn he went
Null: @Tismo, don't underestimate american reactionaries
KatsuKitty: nice dude
Marvin: we demanded chris send us pictures of the ER docs
KatsuKitty: good job
outlook1: @Marvin, what did the doctors say?
KatsuKitty: i guess the un-clit 2.0 saga will see a happy end after all
outlook1: @Marvin, good
Marvin: the ER docs sounded like fatty went there and said "lol my nuts hurt" and the doctors was like "rolled eyes just take tylenol and call me if the pain gets worse"
Marvin: we bitched at chris until he got an actual human to put him in stirrups and give him an opinion
xXRonPaul_42016Xx: @Null, Im already writing a kiwifarms expose
Tismo: @Null, I'm not, I just find it amusing how one can get mobbed by making a gossip site
No. 295545
>>295542His mental state is in constant decline since bob died.
His speech declines every day.
Even when he was interviewed he did not show any interest, despite the possibility he could be having his sonichu aired(false of course), his responses were obviously showing how tired he is to talk and how bothersome it is to him.
He does not want to socialize with people, he wants a woman to fuck, he wants a woman to give birth to his daughter and then molest her.
Even if he's offered friendship he does not want that, unless you're female attractive to him enough to be considered a sexual partner.
No. 295628
>>295617He fucked up, because you can't freeze semen material in fridge, it requires special, expensive gear and esucation to perform such thing.
Anyway, his frozen semen is infertile and dead.
No. 295652
>>295644First of, chris has incestous tendencies going on in his head, he even was sexually atracted to his own mother, secondly, for him women are nothing more than sexual partners.
His fixation on gaving his kid exclusively female is based on his autismal sexual deviancy.
And it has nothing to do wuth the fact that back in school girls were nice to him, because chris was revealed that thosr gal pals were friendly wuth him out of pity or got paid for it and they really dislike him and make fun of him.
No. 295709
>>295159Wait… did that survive the fire? Or.. did he just pick it up at a garage sale to flip?
Sorry, was late to the bus.
No. 295720
>>295652That's a lot of presumption going on in your head. Sexual attraction to his mother? Can you show me where he has ever said this? Honestly I've been following Chris for 10 years now and I don't recall anything regarding him saying he was attracted to his mother.
I think it's kind of fucked up you're accusing him of wanting to molest his own daughter based on pure opinion. Chris is a turbo autist, but a rapist/molester? I'm sorry but he's done nothing to really make people think he'd do something like that.
No. 295727
>>295721And that didn't answer my question. Where did he ever say HE wanted to have a relationship with his mother? He said he had dreams about having sex with her, not that he wanted to. I think he's trying to say here that having sexual thoughts about relatives is not really that crazy, because he even had dreams involving his own mother, which actually isn't really that uncommon.
I don't wanna fuck any of my relatives but I agree with Chris, if 2 people are consenting adults I don't see the problem so long as they are happy, it's no one else's business.
>>295723Well yeah. He's a sexually deprived person with autism, he doesn't understand how healthy adult relationships work. It doesn't mean he is a rapist or wants to be a kiddie diddler. To paint him as a rapist or a child molester based on personal opinions is really fucked up.
No. 295752
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>Chris lost his virginity before me
If there ever was more solid evidence that I should commit suicide, this is it.
No. 295786
>>295762So you've nothing else to say, then?
Sorry that I think talking about total off topic nonsense in Chris threads is stupid.
No. 295800
>>295652>>295720Everyone needs to remember that Chris is a simpleton. He doesn't grasp the concept of morals as we do. Do I think Chris is a child molester? Nah.
Say Chris somehow managed to produce a daughter and was allowed to keep her. If 8 year old daughter asked Chris to have sex with her, he would say no. He understand that an 8 year old is a child and that is wrong. Now, say daughter is 14-16 years old and asked Chris to have sex with her, I don't believe Chris has the ability to reason that he, as the adult and father, should say no. He'll reason with himself that when he was her age he wished sex-ed taught him how to get the experience of having sex. So he'll think he was doing her a favor.
He knows that 18 years old is the legal age, but I don't think he possesses the moral compass of saying no to a more developed teenager. But no, he's not a child molester and he's not going to go around trying to find little kids to mess with.
No. 295942
>>295832He probably wouldn't do anything. From what Lucas and Mimms said in their FAQ, Chris is pretty much on a child's level of intelligence so he sees kids as his peers kinda. He got kicked out for yelling at some kids he was playing with at the game place. He's never shown any signs of pedophilia and so far he's been pretty strict about his sweet heart age limit of 18 thorough the years. So I don't believe he's a kiddy fiddler.
But a perv and a molester who doesn't respect women's private space, that he sure as hell is. According to numerous accounts he gets way too touchy-feely with women.
No. 295952
>>295780He already made a video about begging for bill money before and mentioned in that video he hasn't made a single order from the shop yet. This was a few weeks ago though, he took down his shop for August obviously since I'm guessing so many idiots like your pal were complaining after having bought from him and got nothing.
I hope he didn't spent too much money on that shit.
No. 296107
>>295786You don't seem to recall "Crystal Chandler" huh?
You don't seem to recall what Chris said about when he was snuggling Snorlax's ass huh?
No. 296130
>>295959Having to hear that Sonichu was fanfiction must have really upset him. To this day Chris still thinks that he is the true and honest creator of something that's pretty much just fanfiction at the end of the day. If I took Mario and Digimon and called it Mariomon it would still be fanfiction no matter how much I insisted he was an original character. But in Chris' mind the sheer fact that he came up with Sonichu makes it totally original even if all it really amounts to is a copyright nightmare.
>>296123I remember hearing that when he was small he wanted a younger sibling. But that was not possible at Barb's age. When Chris added Crystal as his twin sister in the comics at first I assumed that he had picked that name for the little sister he always wanted and would have named his daughter after her. That was before I realised Chris was more than just Sonichu, autism and JULAYY!
Now I look at that theory and Chris' facebook post about incest and I realise he does not understand the limits between close relatives. I'm not saying he'd molest a little sister or daughter on purpose. But he might inadvertently do something inappropriate because he fails to understand what is and isn't appropriate. That's why I'm glad he'll most likely never have kids. It would be a clusterfuck no matter what, both responsibility wise and in terms of what Chris deems appropriate. What if he had a son instead? Would he try to turn him into a tomgirl?
Barb spooning with Chris was way too much. I hear Bob was against it and Barb got pretty pissed. Barb should have seen that with Chris being an exceptional individual it was a bad idea to foster certain habits into someone who would not be getting any better as an adult. Especially since his parents fucked him up so badly by not allowing the school board to place him in programs that he really needed.
No. 296137
>>296130>Especially since his parents fucked him up so badly by not allowing the school board to place him in programs that he really needed.Isn't Chris like the anti Forrest Gump? Forrest Gump is a retard, but his mom advocates for him to go to regular school. He succeeds in life because of his wisdom and good luck, and also succeeds in his love quest by being loyal to his True Love. Chris is a retard, and his parents advocate for him to go to normal school, but he only becomes successful at making a fool of himself on the internet.
Idk I doubt even with an autism program Chris would have turned out to be significantly better. Didn't Chris go to some rando bumfuck high school? Special ed in America kind of sucks, and most people with autism are unemployed anyways. Or they do cheap work meant for retards.
No. 296143
>>296137Forest Gump was aware of his stupidity, while chris though of himself as a special and creative person.
Chris's parents didn't educate him on how to be a decent person, he was spoiled kid, look at all that junk seen in old photos.
No. 296144
>>296137The problem is not the fact that they left him in a regular school program, that is just a consequence of the real problem: they probably never really accepted the problem Chris had, or understood it.
I've dealt with parents like this, they do an enormous amount of damage because they want their broken kid to perform at the same level as the other kids, they just never trully accept that their kid is not "normal": "yes, he has xxx but he can do this we did it a home perfectly!" it's just denial.
I can't speak for Chris parents, but they seem like they were like this, kinda ashamed, kinda apathetic, ignorant (not in the derogatory term, they just didn't know what the fuck was wrong with their child) and in denial, and that's not a good convo.
Expecting a kid with disability to do good in a regular program is stupid. At most they'll just get a passing grade, because fuck it the school just wants him out, but they are not going to get whatever they need for their problems.
Chris needed a lot of psychology visits, and he needed to learn to react correctly and how to deal with people, he needed to learn that the problem was HIM, and that HE needed to do the work, not the people around him.
He would also not feel over or better the other kids with disabilities.
In short, he would have learned his place, and he would have learned to cope with his autism and live around it, and would have gotten a support group to count on whenever he needed help.
TL;DR Yes it would have made a difference, a lot actually, but not like it matters at this point anyway.
No. 296162
>>296148They are, to me, they are honestly a disruption and they keep me from advancing in my program, they affect normal kids because we always need to go slower, and their parents are of course, the worst, because they are extremely unhappy with what they got and they just can't accept that their genetical culmination was a failure, so they blame everyone else. I hate having special needs students. Fuck political correctness.
Anyway, these are kids that are not going to be geniuses, they need to learn how to function at basic level in society, at most the goal is for them to go out learning basic math so that they can go shopping and not be robbed. In special schools they spend most of the time talking with the psychologist and dealing with their issues.
I don't know what you would consider "effective", so I can't debate your position.
But a special school would have provided the same academic results, with a lot more psychological support, apart from educating the parents.
No. 296204
>>296148I'm spouting off my ass here too, but I've noticed autistic parents tend to coddle their kids and prevent them from advancing in life through trial-and-error
They end up in a failure-proof hugbox where mommy and daddy tell them how special and unique they are
No. 296792
>>295301I avoided watching this until now. Not sure why I decided NOW would be a good time to watch an some freak ooze semon outside of his gaping taint-wound, but evidently it was.
Don't even care if that is really him or not tbh but seriously what the fuck.
No. 297145
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here's a pic of Chris at a con. why do these people make Chris look normal?
No. 299467
>>299417Yup. For some reason, her cosplay is distinct to me.
Is this photo Nekocon? it looks like the balcony.
No. 299985
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>>295800>8 year old daughter asked Chris to have sex with her, he would say no. He understand that an 8 year old is a child and that is wrong. Now, say daughter is 14-16 years old and asked Chris to have sex with her,a month late but what the fuck is wrong with you? on what planet does any of that sound remotely likely to happen to anybody?????? and why is this post littered with repulsive casual references to incest but only shames the age difference part?
No. 300364
>>300328With what? High functioning autism? People with much worse autism than Chris do not stoop to his level.
He has never had any desire to improve himself or take any kind of responsbility and shows no hint of compassion or remorse for people who have been hurt due to him. He would happily spend his entire life leeching off of others, and would like nothing better than to be able to manipulate people into liking/fucking him, but thankfully he's too stupid and gullible to trick anyone. His personality defects are his own.
No. 300730
>>300390Chris' autism isn't actually
that bad. Other similarly high functioning autistics and aspergerists have called him out and said he is an embarrassment and unrepresentative.
But when combined with his many other issues (total moron, no work ethic, childish/immature, self-centred etc) the autism creates the perfect storm.
No. 300757
>>300353>>300360>>300364bitter bitter,
I don't think you would be doing that great if your entire sense of identity had been endlessly crucified on the internet
No. 300775
>>300411>he graduated high schoolWas he in special ed classes? Also I don't know where you went to high school but in my public school there were kids who literally showed up to class drunk sometimes yet still managed to graduate.
>he graduated collegeHe got an AA degree from community college. And then he got banned from the canpus for being creepy and trying to solicit women to date him.
>he's had a jobHe worked at a Wendy's for maybe 3 months at one point and he was a "salesman" for one of those multilevel marketing scams. I don't think I'd call that an accomplished work history.
Sure, he's lazy and has had poor parenting. But also he's developmentally disabled.
No. 300816
>>300796Something like that is understandable if you get really sick, have to devote all your time to working, have financial difficulties or some other issue that prevents you from completing the course in an average time frame. But Chris was just a fat autistic with no real responsibilities. So there really isn't much of an excuse. Colleges will work with disabled students to help them achieve their goals. Chris probably spent more time with his attraction sign than he did studying. Plus didn't he get some type of suspension from harassing Mary Lee Walsh and disrupting the campus in general?
Chris may have recently got a letter in the mail from SS asking him to account for his finances in order to keep receiving extra help on prescription drug coverage. I don't know if Chris is poor enough to get the extra coverage. But Barb's age might automatically qualify her for this kind of program anyway. These forms get sent out regularly to assess your eligibility for certain extra help programs. So keep that in mind if they pull the "Mom can't afford her asthma medication" scam again.
No. 300899
>>300891>So how the fuck do they still have a mortgage on it?Some people are absolute morons with their money.
>>300897, is probably right. The usual reason why people have mortgages on these old as fuck shitholes nobody would want is due to the fact that they took out a second to try to pay some other debt off.
No. 301943
>>301938>The painDon't worry, Chris has crazy pain tolerance. He shaves like he's trying to cut his face off.
He's probably trying to masturbate with his new youtube grown vagina right now.
No. 302020
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How did I miss this
No. 304423
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>>304406The "tomgirl" thing started in 2011, and then the claim of being a lesbian transwoman began in 2014.
I believe the first 2 incidents were before officially considering himself LGBT, and the Gamestop thing was after it.
But we all know why Chris can't go back to gamestop, and it has very little to do with LGBT, and everything to do with being a crazy mace-wielding vandal.
No. 304424
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>>304423Additionally I'm gonna have to put all three of these rants into this thread because this site apparently doesn't allow me to put up multiple pics in the same post. This is part 2.
No. 304425
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>>304423>>304424Part 3, the finale.
No. 310384
>>304423>HRC will hear about thisTop kek
>>304426Those ramblings were pretty poorly put together
>>307722That's why the internet will never have another Chris Chan
No. 318314
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This nigga has really lost it
No. 318522
>>318323Transgenderism is just a tool he uses to try to get closer to women and get attention. That's why he still keeps ridiculous gendered double standards and doesn't see the hypocrisy in it. He's just a fetishy crossdresser that happened to go the extra mile by drilling an infected hole in his taint.
He's getting more attention than ever before for doing less than what being a 'normie' cis autistic male ever got him.
No. 318924
>>318899>The fact the trans community, sjw's and the like will rush in and defend him is the real problem.I feel he's one of the special cases where there's a divide amongst those communities
But also, regular people encourage him and his behavior all the time. Every once in a while I'll look at his page and read the comments from his friends. It may be like PT where it's just ass-kissing to stay on that friend's list, but they feed his actions.
No. 320097
He's opened up a patreon and is asking for 50k a month
Patreon rewards include and are limited to: adding him on Skype, and a minute long video of him (no cursing)
https://www.patreon.com/user?u=4525122 No. 320118
>>320097For $200K he'll get off his ass and do something right away. For $100K he'll do it a bit faster than normal, but not right away.
He needs to start posting lewds if he wants to reach those targets.
No. 320691
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>>320097This manchild is so disconnected with the real world.
>The extra $50K in the goal is for allowance for room, and for saving for future rainy day(s).>saving for futureAhahahaha. Oh man. That'll be the day.
That banner, though. That's clearly not his art.
No. 322430
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the latest episode of sonic boom seemed to make reference to Chris Chan.
"Sonic lets Mark the Tapir, a fanatical, self-proclaimed “number-one fan,” become his personal assistant. Mark eventually goes too far."
there's a scene where mark is painting a picture of sonic and says "i'm almost done, I just have to finish the arms."
the arms were peach.
No. 322752
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>>322631>Misery referenceThat plus the whole thing being an obvious reference to Chris-chan is fucking hilarious.
No. 329300
>>326482This isn't him apparently, just some troll trolling trolls
It's equally disgusting however
No. 441937
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Chris has a girlfriend. People are split in her either being a genuine woman who is batshit insane or a troll either using a camwhore picture set or being a woman who was contacted by trolls to lead him on.
No. 441943
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>>441937I think she might be real and legit crazy. Just look at those eyebrows.
No. 441958
>>441937Looks like a tranny to me.
Which is about all chris can get.
No. 441964
>>441954Yeah I was thinking it was a troll but when I saw they've known each other for years… idk.
This is the time for Chris' prime! He's actually weaseled himself into the Brony community, the lowest tier of autistic, transtrendered, neckbeard fandom there is. Won't be surprised if he winds up with someone legit at some point.
No. 442072
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>>442023His taint has been healed for quite some time, in part due to Jessica's advice.
Also, it didn't take long for Chris to get smug about it all.
No. 442108
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>>442078The irony of this post is extra thick when you remember that less than 24 hours before he was literally crying on Facebook.
https://youtu.be/gxUj6a9DyH0 No. 442269
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I'm firmly of the belief that she might be a troll but I think it could also be that she's just a crazy bitch with horrible taste in men who thinks she can change him. But to fair, apparently Chris doesn't even know her real last name. On the other hand, her photos don't come up on any reverse image searches.
No. 442390
>>442269i wouldn't use nor tell chris my real last name either. you KNOW he'd let it slip one way or another.
of course, i wouldn't date hypersexual autist either, but.
No. 442565
>>442269i feel like anyone who dates chris will have be more like a mother than a gf
how can you find any romantic satisfaction in that …
No. 442841
>>442827Bob's dead, he doesn't care anymore.
At least the stamps can go to someone who respects their collections, and not risk being burnt in another hoarder fire.
This is the entitled, self-centered, autistic snowflake they raised to carry their legacy. And look what a dumpster fire it is.
No. 443553
>>443420It's basically a memorial for his father. In his father's last birthday he read a bunch of letters his father had written for him throughout his life and long story short Chris missed all the important lessons his father tried to instill in him with the letters in the first place and instead just uses this as an opportunity to come across as empathetic and gamer sympathy.
Bob was far from perfect but he was a decent man for his generation. He served in the war honorably, he had a long career as a government engineer and had several patents to his name as a part of his legacy, he loved jazz music, was more racially tolerant than you'd expect someone from his generation to be, and seemed to have a decent life prior to being involved with Barb.
One of the saddest things to consider about Bob's life is that at the very end of it all he laid in a hospital bed eaten by bedbugs and covered in sores and the last thing that great internet lumberjack saw before crossing over to the afterlife was his retarded crossdressing son staring down at him. If that's not one of the most depressing ways to leave your life I don't know what is.
No. 444208
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Hold onto your asscheeks tomgirls and lesbian identified transwomen. Now
YOU can own your very own TRUE and HONEST©, CWC-approved miniskirt, throw pillow, or decorative wall art through Chris' brand new shop on RedBubble.
>https://www.redbubble.com/people/SonichuChandler No. 444776
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Jessica and Chris' first date has been discovered and of course it's a fucking children's event.
https://facebook.com/events/281133455712749EVENT DESCRIPTION:
Friendship is Magic! Join us for a Galloping Gala Family Party to celebrate the MY LITTLE PONY Movie on the big screen . We'll have ponytail braiding, Pinkie Pie's Party Corner, and sparkly, rainbow-filled crafts that would make Rarity proud. Costumes are definitely encouraged and all guests will have a chance to take pictures in our photobooth. After we've finished spreading glitter and friendship all over the Alamo Drafthouse lobby, we'll all trot in to the theater watch MY LITTLE PONY on the big screen with our new friends. Specially-themed kids meals will be available for purchase.
No. 444905
>>444872And made a 50-minute Q&A video, posted in the same thread…I'm entranced.
Honestly I think this is a smart move for Chris. Answer shit people want to know, post to Youtube, guaranteed views. Generate a little cash for your toys instead of constantly e-begging.
No. 445172
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What is going on?
No. 445185
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No. 445207
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No. 445243
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>>445183Holy shit, this is the best. This is the Chris-chan we all miss. I can't believe he fell for this same shit all over again though. This is like the hundredth time that someone has pretended to be his girlfriend to fuck with him.
Also, he's really pulling off the Buffalo Bill look in this video.
No. 445245
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>>445244Anon, come on. Let's be real here. Who the fuck would ever be into him?
No. 445358
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On the bright side at least he's finally figured out that Kim Wilson is Marvin.
No. 445512
>>445358>Kim is MarvinI don't browse KF that much but I feel like I should've known this. Either way the Kim persona is annoying, like Kacey tier annoying, without the pretend dating. Any catfishing attempts that just nag the fuck out of Chris are pointless and boring.
As far as JQ being fake, I don't think anyone is shocked. It was an interesting attempt since it did force Chris to be slightly more responsible for her feelings, but it ended so prematurely.
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No. 445742
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Chris is sperging pretty hard right now
No. 445758
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>>445732>>445733I had no idea he was into this shit. Has he mentioned this fetish before and I just missed it or is this a new development?
No. 445759
>>445758It's entirely JQ. She followed a ton of feeder pages on her FB and Chris suddenly came up with this weird storyline where he made Rosechu fat, with Sonichu feeding her. Now he's going to try and shame her into coming back to him because of the glory of his gut.
The whole thing is so bizarre.
No. 445995
>>445733This was most likely taken at the my little pony event that Jessica and him were supposed to go to as a date.
The poor kids in the background…
No. 446401
>>445759Ohh boy, it all makes sense now and i'm cracking up.
Yeah JQ, look at the piece of fat ass you lose.
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No. 462211
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>>462193I've been following Chris-chan for a long fucking time, but this is the weirdest and dumbest shit he's ever said.
If he's this out of it now, what is he gonna be like when his mom dies and he's all alone with only his autism to keep him company?
No. 462265
>>462255Do you really think if there's brothers and co. out there that they'd suddenly burst in to take care of him?
Who wants to take that kind of baggage on board.
Imagine this pretend tranny hitting on their girlfriends or wives during the weekends and borderline burning down their houses while pulling anxiety attack stunts?
No. 462275
>>462265and more scarily, having vivid delusions that anyone who disagrees with him is the devil incarnate and must be stopped at all costs. GameStop employees, Mary Lee Walsh, etc.
he's not a safe person to invite into your life, as sad as that is.
No. 462413
>>462373NOW THIS IS A PAIRING I CAN STAND BEHIND OF. Chris has a steady income, the tugboat. Chris is a big boy and likes massages, he and Crazy Tami can explore their inner cherokees and spirits.
Will this be the Cherokee Hooker 2: Electric Boogaloo?
No. 462421
>>462413Yaaass!
Oh we must get them together, we must! Chris and Crazy Tami can improve on their shifty comics with Ravena and Sonichu crossing as inspiration. Can you imagine the crazy drama/collabs Onion will have with Chris-Chan along with views? I’m dying of thirst just thinking about it!
But how can we get them at least to talk? I’m sure Tami’s cool with MLP and a ~sensitive man~
No. 462527
>>462373This is officially my loltp
Please lolcow gods let it happen, grant us everlasting milk
No. 462544
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>>462373>>462384I am in hysterics. Holy shit.
What a sight that would be
No. 463176
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>>463136do I smell a collab brewing
No. 463243
>>463241He’s ripped off damn near everything he ever created.
Well everything he ever made was a rip off of some kind.
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No. 463366
>>463320Chris has become a soulbonder. Just like DarkLadyCelebrian, aka Donna.
He's beyond fucked when Barb dies.
No. 463476
>>463460Look it might really work, PewDiePie just made two videos about Chris. Onision is obsessed with PewDiePie. Chris is in his DM's currently, Tami is single and likes naked massages. Tami likes to teach and innocent untouched young men.
Chris is unsoiled apart from his various gadgets entering his various holes and that cherokee hooker. He is in his mind, a young man.
See where I am going with this? Onision would get the Pewd-Senpai's attention he so desires, Tami would finally find a man who would never leave her. Chris would get laid. They can be shitty artists together. EVERYBODY WINS IN THE END.
Tami is under 280lbs and boyfriend free.
Chris part starts at 7:27 or so.
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No. 463818
>>463418>>463419>that hoarder collection of fandom and toy junk againIs he overdue for another housefire?
>>463801>a BAD enemy malcontent billionaire from Russia has captured Rosechu!!!I know these are the ramblings of someone with severe delusion, but it's also hilarious.
No. 463871
>>463801Oh, just read this shit at KF. They're the people who are on top of Chris's activities all the time. This is just lame reposting from an actual forum devoted to him.
I doubt anyone truly gives a fuck about Chris here, how old is this thread? And it keeps getting necroed by a devoted autist. There's some things KF does better, and some things lolcow does better. Chris is definitely done better by KF.
(no one cares about KF) No. 463891
>>463871If you hate this thread so much, why are you here? There’s nothing wrong with posting a few highlights in this thread without devolving into the autistic screeching of kiwi Farms.
This thread isn’t going to be deleted just because you don’t like it. It would probably be easier for you to just hide it if you’re so upset.
No. 463955
>>463910>Chris is fat and i would not have sex with himjust, go back to KF where u belong kek
theres nothing wrong with "reposting" … literally screen caps from other cows get posted at KF, lolcow, PULL etc where ever they're talked about. sure this thread is no where near active as the entire section dedicated to Chris over at kiwifarms, but why are you crying about reposting? its not like people are copying pasting what others are saying, just sharing the screencap.
i s2g kiwifarms think chris is their property and only thiers lmao, god forbid anyone discuss him anywhere else. just ignore the thread…scroll down if its necro'd or fuck, report the comment if u truly have a problem. it's really not that hard.
No. 464103
>>463910>'Chris is fat and I would not have sex with him.' What an oddly specific accusation.
Does Chris' autism hit a little too close to home for you? Literally nobody in this thread (ctrl+f) discusses fucking Chris, all sex discussion is directly related to his escapades and people he's claiming to want.
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>>463801He's really fucking losing it. I can't even tell anymore if he's just roleplaying or finally evolving into his final autistic form.
No. 468372
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So, apparently, the Japanese text translates into the following:
>Chris: I am gay.
>Luna: I'm hungry.
>Sailor Mercury: You are already dead.
No. 468375
Also, it seems that we can all take a collective sigh of relief. Operation BARBarossa (Chris' counter-strike against the dastardly fiends that had stolen away his comic characters or whatever) was a success! Here's a copy/paste of the Facebook post, which has a lot of…worrying parallels to the Holocaust. He's really fucking losing it, man. Or whatever remnants of "it" he still has left.
>ATTENTION, EVERYONE!
>The post Facebook just recommended is appropriate for the Good News, with some bad, I have to share. Operation BARBarossa was well and good; Silvana Rosechu has been rescued. There was a battle of the war of our new common enemy that lasted the past couple of days. We lost a few good soldiers in the process; may they Rest In Peace, that their efforts were not in vain. Also, after Silvana got captured, until the mutual foe is down for good at least, Count Graduon and Cwcville’s Christine Weston Chandler signed a peace treaty, as Graduon offered his troops and services for the effort. The fight was North beyond Ruckersville, and the commander of the enemy waves were going to push the fight into Charlottesville. Thankfully, with the help of the CWC Defense Army Division, My Autobots, and my family, our large group kept the enemy back. Then, Christine initiated a Very Smart Operation: Fine Ol’ Solution. There were Cloakers and similar bad people of interest in Cwcville (not counting Graduon and his crew); they rounded the Cloakers and baddies up and in a Large plot of land Graduon donated, a Prison Camp with Great facilities for reforming the bad pawns to good people. After rounding up the Cloakers and bad guys there, our foes retreated! And our groups of Brave and Powerful Heroes are free to return to their homes and rest. Built on Cwcville’s soil, not in the city, though; outside of the city. Graduon donated a lot of land to build prison camps full of large ovens to keep the people warm, and even top-notch dentistry with well trained doctors also running the clinic. The camps also have some of the best showers a prisoner can ask for; Shower Stalls with privacy walls. We all in Charlottesville, Ruckersville, all places to the north of us, And the people of Cwcville can sleep more safely now. Your Shares to the Gamindustri Goddesses really helped us in this battle. Thank You, Everyone, for your Love, Kindness and most Generous Support! Please continue to offer your shares to them for any and all other future conflicts Here on our World, and in all of the Other Worlds, Realities and Dimensions. Have a Great Day, Earth! We’ve All Helped make it more safe!
No. 468377
>>468373It translates to:
>I have a penisbut he used 'penisu' and not 'chinko'???
Wish I could translate the bottom text, but I never learnt kanji
No. 468410
>>468375This is being orchestrated by trolls. Chris did not write it himself. It was already discussed at length and revealed that he's not responsible for the content.
He's too stupid to know about the Holocaust, so of course it didn't ring any warning bells.
No. 480112
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Chris says a special guest of sorts at this past weekend's MAGFEST in DC. They had a panel on Christory and Chris decided to show up.
If you search Twitter you find an amazing mix of cringe and retarded SJW types crying about how
problematic Chris Chan is.
https://twitter.com/search?q=magfest%20chris%20chan&src=typd No. 480118
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Adam Stackhouse also showed up and him and Chris made up.
No. 480169
>>480156Yes. He's been growing it out since -> Christine and dyed it green at some point.
Obviously he has had better luck with his hair than with his breasts.
No. 480176
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That hair is all too real.
No. 480217
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>>480201I don't even know who you're talking about so you tell me.
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No. 480323
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>>480264Me too! I bet Chris-chan had a blast. I hope no one bullied him.
No. 498357
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No. 498702
>>498695ah, I remember when /cgl/ was trying to get her to start talking to him
also when she actually came on the board
the good days
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No. 499415
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>>499414Chris is now a non practicing jewish black woman
No. 499574
>>499415Ha ha ha what…
The majority of humans are African if you go back far enough into the DNA. Don’t these types of tests just do a basic haplogroup test? Does Chris not know this?
No. 499611
>>499574He took 23andme and they test your genetic ancestry as a whole going back pretty far. If they only showed you your haplogroups, no one would take the test because those really don't tell you much about yourself, plus women can only find out their mtdna.
Hes pretty much 100% european and doesnt have any recent African ancestry. Big shock. Hes actually far from the first person to take insignificant statistic noise like "<0.1% Ashkenazi" literally though which is why these stupid tests annoy me
No. 499861
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Christine's latest arrest.
7th one on 7yr.
The question is where though?
No. 503578
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No. 504106
>>499906The field isn't long enough to write "fake gender to get a woman." If anything, his gender is autism.
>>503590Hahaha
No. 511154
>>510934Was Chris a latent homosexual when he claimed to be straight, or is the sudden prosti-fagging a result of his financial desperation combined with mental illness?
It's all so morbidly fascinating. I can't even imagine what will happen when his mother passes.
No. 517988
>>517984I just started from Part 1. The holocausty piano music is OTT.
>'It's likely that Chris' high school friends hung out with him out of pity'STFU. I've heard this said before on other docs, how do they know to say, and so what.
I CANNOT believe the extent of the material!? How did people get hold of his high school poetry and baby pics etc. ? Did Chris really upload this all himself?
No. 517996
>>517984I've watched a few different ones, his is the most in depth.
The Bluespike stuff was way over the line. They should have just stuck with showing up in front of him in pickle suits.
But at the same time, I have a harder and harder time believing Chris is "high functioning" when he believed anything him and Clyde said. Especially Clyde. He even fucking puts on a cartoony evil voice.
>>517988Mostly column A, a little column B
Most info on Chris was volunteered by Chris himself in attempts to either:
-"disprove" the trolls lies
-"information overload"
And then other stuff was through emails, or just trolls calling around, but the vast majority of information was from Chris himself.
Also the fact that none of his "gal pals" stuck around long after high school, even in casual mention, is telling that they didn't really want to be around him.
Would you?
No. 518004
>>517984I think it's one of the best documentaries made about Chris. It seems very well researched and there was quite a bit in there I didn't know.
I wonder if anyone would make something like this for PT. It's a bummer that so much of her internet existence has been scrubbed from the record because ED is down, Stamina Rose got deleted, and I don't think the /cgl/ archive goes back nearly that far.
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Chris was just posted on r/justneckbeardthings kek
No. 519456
>>517984I've been obsessed with Chris Chan for a couple years now, and haven't been around since the beginning. Because his story is seriously a relic of internet history.
Sure, he was spoiled, Autistic, a bit selfish and did weird shit but I don't think he deserved all of that. I look at it like a car crash: It's so terrible but you can't look away. The internet went too far with him a lot. Him and PT are the two cows that break my heart.
No. 519458
>>517984I've been obsessed with Chris Chan for a couple years now, and haven't been around since the beginning. Because his story is seriously a relic of internet history.
Sure, he was spoiled, Autistic, a bit selfish and did weird shit but I don't think he deserved all of that. I look at it like a car crash: It's so terrible but you can't look away. The internet went too far with him a lot. Him and PT are the two cows that break my heart.
No. 519460
>>517984I've been obsessed with Chris Chan for a couple years now, and haven't been around since the beginning. Because his story is seriously a relic of internet history.
Sure, he was spoiled, Autistic, a bit selfish and did weird shit but I don't think he deserved all of that. I look at it like a car crash: It's so terrible but you can't look away. The internet went too far with him a lot. Him and PT are the two cows that break my heart.
No. 538446
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Chris got #metoo'd after being kicked from a con he patreoned for on the first day for sexual assault and harassment. Went to Twitter to claim they wanted it because he's a celebrity.
No. 538455
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>>538446Saved this tweet before CWC ejected.
No. 538836
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>>538446>>538455We need a tard wrangler for Chris.
Chris thinks because he sees someone else being touched and kissed in public, it means he can do the same. He doesn't understand there's context and a relationship between the people he saw do it. He just thinks he has the right.
>pic related of Chris pillbugging on the floor if anyone's curious No. 539968
>>538446his expansive vocabulary always surprises me.
>>538446>>538455in his defense they treated him like a celebrity. she knew who he was. she should have announced what she what as soon as they made eye contact. its her own fault. she should refund him his con money. lol.
>>538642agree. she should apologize to him. we all know she has social problems.
>>538836please, what is pillbugging. is it a cooping exercise.
No. 546159
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new post by n-u-l-l in Kiwi about Chris. apparently some psychos who got close to him by paying him for acting stupid online started blackmailing him and extorting money from him. it's a huge post you can see at the top of every page. pic related is the gist of it if you don't wanna visit.
apparently both N and Chris went to the cops with (literal) receipts but no one seems to be doing anything since the money they got was not too much and a mentally unsound adult being coerced to degrade himself is "his choice".
No. 546177
>>546159Where to start? Fuck. How can I feel so bad for such an insufferable person. I'm sure the Kiwis are as defensive of Chris as the oldfags here are of Pixy. We're half troll, but in the end we don't want this fucked up carnage. This is why we can't let cowtipping happen even when cows deserve it. Because people are sick fucks.
Barb…she's fucking over her disabled son. What more is there to say? Margo quality right there.
Null…good for him. I how the Kiwis can help Chris out.
As for the scumbags extorting Chris…What the fuck?! This is the sickest shit I've ever read happen TO a cow instead of BY a cow. Can't people just let the guy sperg in peace? Not like we go around extorting Pixy…then again there was Britfag. Sometimes I feel bad being a part of our community when shit like this goes down.
No. 546185
>>546177i actually kind of feel the opposite, because what we do certainly isn't commendable but when something actually serious and harming like this happens as opposed to laughing at stupid stuff people post online, usually everyone knows how crappy it is and condemn it.
on the other hand, some Kiwis claimed that some people knew and outed the weens before but nobody did anything and some people even gave ideas to them, so…
No. 546193
>>546159OT but did you censor N's name so it won't show up in google search results? IDGI.
On topic: holy shit you'd think he would have learned by now not to trust shady people on the internet trying to get close to him. I feel kinda sorry for him but at the same time it's hopefully a wake up call. I'd say I hope he gets mental help, but somehow I doubt that would even make a dent everything wrong with him and the situation.
No. 546199
>>546193yeah, i felt kinda stupid doing that but i vaguely remember that posts with his name would eventually cause him to show up and shit the threads so i didn't want to take the risk.
back on topic: can we post doxx of these two weens when they're exposed, along with the receipts of stuff they made Chris buy?
No. 546258
>>546159>Chris believes a weapon on the moon and the Ferguson riots are real threats to his fictional town
>the logical conclusion for Chris is to confess to being a pedophileAw shit, now the bullies are extorting him for those recordings
>the logical conclusion is for Chris to punch himself, his mom, and to record himself shitting on the floor Chris belongs in a mental institution, none of that makes any god damn sense.
No. 546264
>>546193>>546199Yeah, it's like saying Candyman in the mirror. You don't want to summon him.
I read some of thread, it sounds like Chris is in contact with a group that helps out disabled adults with legal issues. I really hope they can do something to sue those assholes. I also hope the kiwi's or /cow/boys end up doxxing the shit out of them and start fucking with them.
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Someone posted this in the wrong CWC general but he's got some sort of occultist fanboy love interest now?
https://twitter.com/darkseed2012 No. 586427
>>462373loser greg vs chad chris
>>480201yeah, he signed some sonic can of drink he finished and gave it to her lol
>>480219 o she bragged about this on one of her or pats streams
No. 591603
>>591555Sounds like he chugged some of whatever
>>585377 >>585376 is drinking.
No. 591982
>>591555Yeah he's losing money and have been begging a lot. He's stressed out right now and said that he can't possibly pay anyone back…not until our world and CWCville 'merges'.
About the 'realm merge' he has this headcanon of being a Goddess in command of her own realm (CWCVilla). He wanted to meet Megan Schroeder again to awaken her memory as a Goddess for the 'merge'. He could not do so due to a) not having any money and b) Megan owning a gun, which is a dealbreaker for Chris.
No. 592841
>>592826i always thought marvin was full of shit. what sort of link does he have to chris outside of being the pickle man ten years ago? he's hailed as an unquestionable link between chris and the private villa of corrupted citizens that is kiwifarms, but i've never seen him do anything to prove that he's on friendly terms with chris. everyone just goes by his and null's word.
although according to him chris smokes weed now and gets it from his circle of apparent irl friends. as much as i doubt marvin, it's funny to picture our innocent little cwc smoking the wacky tobacky.
No. 592855
>>592841I was peripheral to the "inner circle" for a while, and Marvin's always been full of shit. I doubt Chris is smoking weed. Marvin used to go on about how Chris is totally getting better, guise, like, a lot on the Kiwi Farms, but… well look at how Chris is turning out.
>>592847Hahaha I remember back in the "good old" pvcc days, Kim hand been both "Kim" and "Emily" fake girldates for Chris at different points it time, and even tho they were the same girl, Chris thought they were different because "Emily" wore a hat on their date. That's some cartoon shit right there.
No. 592944
>>592841Wasn't Marvin part of the PVCC, the secret group that tried to control Chris's life? (Yes it was a group of people that seriously tried to be Chris's handlers, and it's what produced Liquid Chris)
>>592847Maybe Marvin is friends with Chris or otherwise knows him IRL. But I still don't think there is any other evidence these days that Chris has other irl friends.
>>592855>I was peripheral to the "inner circle" for a while, and Marvin's always been full of shit.Deets? I'd love to hear more
>Marvin used to go on about how Chris is totally getting better, guise, like, a lot on the Kiwi Farms, but… well look at how Chris is turning out.I kinda believed him but after thinking about it for a while, it made no sense. How come Chris is getting so much worse? Even if he has irl friends they seem to be doing jack shit to help him. And again, I really can't see Chris having friends now because of his selfish personality.
No. 593624
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Re "doing pot" with his friends.
>>592847Marvin lives in Maryland.
No. 593625
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Remember poor Sorbet?
No. 593626
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Meet Patches!
No. 593627
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No. 593630
>>593629>they're in hidingSo basically they'll find them when something behind a shelf suddenly starts to stink?
Does Chris even have the capacity to care for an animal? He seems the type to forget to feed them and never clean the litterbox.
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No. 594701
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>He did in a follow-up text to me. He also said a litter box is on the way and that he's going to use Patches' prescription on the entire litter.
>Someone on the forum who knows Chris from a local card shop offered to go to his house tomorrow and take them to a no-kill shelter.
>Chris said no and that Magi-Chan has stated in "his" infinite wisdom that the animals are safer with him than anywhere else.
Spoilered for sick kitties and Chris' titties.
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He claims Animal Control have visited twice.
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No. 594950
>>594884then proceeded to have a melt down because he didn’t understand he was sexually harassing people.
also he’s begging on twitter for money every single day. please explain how that is caring for himself
No. 596264
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No. 596293
>>596264The Captain says that the orange kitten, which was adopted by a mutual friend, has been diagnosed with pneumonia and that the conjunctivitis is probably a symptom.
>>596157They were in MD and PA and he drove.
>>594950What does begging for money have to do with being declared mentally competent to care for himself? If you want to go there, he's able to beg more $$$ from his pay pigs than cows who have no intellectual disabilities.
No. 596590
>>596462yep, also pepper-sprayed a store clerk
but kf is now the Chris Chandler love society no critique of Chris allowed
No. 597381
>>596322He called animal control because his neighbor's cat bit him after being manhandled
CWC is a genuinely awful person, never forget that.
No. 598784
>>598772Marvin is the worst. He blames everything on Barb (Chris's mother) without considering that maybe what he hears from Chris is biased?
It's fucking hilarious how often Marvin is all, "Chris is fine, Chris can manage money" and then the next day someone finds a new court date where Chris is getting sued for unpaid debts.
No. 598809
>>598551It’s only going to get worse anon, unless some good soul intervenes and actually gets him mental help.
Isn’t Chris going to court tomorrow and then another court date in December?
No. 600436
Not sure if this counts as an update proper, but cwc seems to have contributed to a shrekfest based animation that features a new artist for every shot, a recreation of the original Shrek (see about 56 seconds in for that iconic drawing style/voice
https://www.facebook.com/The3GI/videos/1911061492324262/ )
No. 600680
Weren't Marvin and the other inner circle people responsible for Chris believing he's trans to begin with? The Tomgirls forum was created by them, they were the ones who wrote the posts, they were the 'lesbians' who excluded Chris because he was a disgusting cishet male. Any gender confusion (and taint slicing) is traceable back to Marvin, so it boggles the mind as to why anyone would give him the time of day when it comes to anything Chris-related; his view is as weird as Chris'. "Yes, I have been ruining this person's life and their perception of reality for years now, but I also care deeply about his well-being and will now manage him, along with the Captain, while dispensing wisdom to the masses"
Like, really? Why would anyone take him seriously or suddenly think his intent comes from concern, as opposed to making sure no one knows the extent to which his got his hands dirty? I think that Chris is definitely capable of being a selfish shit on his own, but it's disingenuous af to act as though they didn't help to create the very thing they're now supposedly 'caring for'. Looking in, the whole thing is so shady and there are red flags everywhere. Chris is definitely weird, the people who orbit him and have been intimately involved in his life to such a degree are creepy. Josh is smart to distance himself from all this shit, I think.
No. 601720
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In case anyone here didn't get the memo.
No. 601781
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Chris briefly uploaded a 45 second clip of him singing along to All Star while jacking off before deleting it.
I don't even really have words for this.
No. 601782
>>601781w…what.
can someone please call adult care services on him? i can't imagine anyone going out there to check on him would think him and his mom are a functional pair.
No. 602034
>>601781>from SydneyWait what?
>>601799I know better than to click a video with CWC in it after the blowup doll. Any summary?
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>>602072I thought that he's only been using estrogel, not even pills. Those binaural beats must be the real shit!
Screencap from the video. Duck hidden from view.
No. 602320
>>602256The word from Marvin is that he's being trolled by a fakeboi.
After his most recent attempt at e-begging by exploiting the kittens, even his most ardent defenders on KF are ready to wash their hands of helping him.
>>601782Anons who think his situation qualifies for emergency intervention are overly optimistic and naive. Human service agencies are concerned with little more that food, clothing, and shelter unless he and Barb ask for help. Chris is far from being declared legally incompetent. He and Barb are free to make financially disastrous decisions and grow their hazardous hoard.
He is in court mandated therapy, but he is self aware enough to keep quiet about CWCville and the Dimensional Merge.
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>>603611The Idea Guy saga convinced him that CWCville is real since they provided "evidence" that they could destroy it.
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Chris thinks that someone's OC tried to kill him in the shower. Magi Chan told him so…
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A bit late on this but here is a quick recap on what's been going down on twitter.
>chris accused of being handsy
>apparently accused of being touchy with minors in the past
>blocked on twitter by a few accounts
>instant sperg