/pt/ - lolcow general

Thank god I've got thin long fingers. Look at those stumps!

>>171766
Speaking of dependapotamuses, kek

>>173260
I didn't even know dependapotomus (dependapotomi?)were real until I googled it and saw all these for real landwhales married to desperate military guys.

Then I thought back to how many fatties I knew with a baseball team's worth of kids who had a husband in the military. And it all clicked.

If I ever get married I'd rather repeatedly shoot myself in the spleen with a nailgun than turn into a lumpy dumpy fatass who has to risk a coronary every time she has to peel herself off the couch and waddle to the refrigerator for more Hagen Daaz.

>>173473
Was medic in the military, can confirm the existence of the dependapotamus. Hated having to work in the clinic and hearing "don't you know who my husband is!" Botch, I don't care what rank your husband is we're not going to rush you to the top of the patient appointment list because you have a yeast infection in your fat folds.

>>173479
*bitch, wtf autocorrect