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No. 178883
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>>29193His social media accounts
https://www.youtube.com/user/Onision/https://twitter.com/onisionhttp://instagram.com/onisionOnision drama:
http://onisiondrama.tumblr.com/Latest news:
-He released his new edgy book on September 11th
-During the livestream with his wife, he constantly shoved her off and pushed her away from him.
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No. 178886
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Even some of his fans got pissed at the way he treated lamo
No. 178893
>>178885I'm probably reaching a bit here, but I wonder if he's afraid of becoming old.
I mean, most of his teenage fans like him because for god knows what reason, they actually find him attractive, right?
And he doesn't seem to realise he's not a child or young teen anymore, he's an adult who is expected to take responsibility for his actions. (For example, turtle video)
And he still has that angsty teenage boy haircut
Surely he knows an unflattering screencap from his videos compared to a carefully angled and photoshopped selfie doesn't mean he actually looks younger now than he did then?
>>178886Holy fuck, look at the pure hatred in his eyes
Hasn't he done this before and she just defended him? I'm sure it's in one of the other threads
>>178887Oh jesus christ yes
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>>178902Something about his mouth grosses me out.
His lips are grossly pale but big and puffy in a weird way.
Reminds me of a snub-nosed monkey's lips.
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>>178904not to mention his teeth look as if he files them into points
No. 178979
THIS IS WHY I HATE YOU: INTRODUCTION REVIEW
Back in the saddle. Let’s jump right in.
"My name is Arthur Gale. I am a 17 year old in high school. I’m starting this journal because I feel like no one knows me for who I am. My father is intentionally oblivious to the things I’ve been going through. It’s impossible to have a normal human-to-human conversation with him. Not that I’d want to talk to that Balding delusional self-loathing freak. I have no one to talk to,, no one to hear me and not automatically say something dreadfully idiotic in response. This reality leaves me with a void in my life. I need to vent to someone but the problem is I hate most everyone I’ve ever met."
Okay, first impressions. We’re only on the first paragraph of this god-forsaken book and he’s already trying way too hard. We’re like 9 sentences in and six of them were about how much Arthur hates everything. He obviously didn’t hear any of us desperately screaming “show don’t tell” as we read STA. He could’ve saved himself a lot of time and effort by just typing “My name is Arthur Gale, I am a 17 year old in high school, and I hate everything and everyone.” I have a feeling that’s what this whole book will amount to at the end of the day. Watch. We’ll read over a hundred pages of this kid’s irrational hatred of everyone around him and probably never find out why he’s such a prick.
"How do you express yourself to people when you don’t feel they’re worth the time? They wouldn’t even begin to understand me if I tried. if I even began to try and explain what was going on in my mind on a daily basis to the average person I would be thrown in a padded cell."
"How do you express yourself to people when they’re living in an entirely different world than you? They’re living a goddamn lie and they can’t help it because they barely qualify as self aware."
Oh, for fuck’s sake, Greg. We get it. Nobody understands Arthur. Arthur is misunderstood. The number of people who have an understanding of Arthur is zero. There are only so many ways to say it before it becomes redundant. Nobody understands Arthur and Arthur hates everyone. It shouldn’t have taken you three paragraphs to make those two points.
I’d also like to point out that there are already parallels to Stones to Abbigale in this book. James said in STA that he felt like an alien submerged in human culture. Arthur says here that he feels like everybody is living in an entirely different world from him. Both characters seem to think that even though they’re the odd ones out, everybody else is in the wrong. There’s no doubt in my mind that this is actually how Greg sees the world.
"This book will serve as my friend to talk to; my trash to dump my garbage in and if anything, this is proof the days I endure even existed. This is my escape from the prison of thoughts that scream to get out of my head on a regular basis. I would speak my thoughts aloud to others, but I don’t want them to give me another reason to hate them more than I already do. I can handle criticism but stupidity is contagious, I’ll have nothing to do with them."
Holy hell this book is as poorly written as the first one if not worse. “My trash to dump my garbage in?” Really? It’s just as needlessly verbose and badly punctuated as STA as well. It’s as if he thinks using more words will make him sound smarter and it has the opposite effect. But hey, look on the bright side; it looks as though he’s finally found his semicolon key!
“I can handle criticism.” Pretty big words coming from a man who refuses to let someone edit his books. And if what you say is true and stupidity really is contagious I better stop reading this book with a quickness or I’ll have no brain matter left by the end of the next paragraph.
"For the sake of not boring anyone who may read this, I’m going to do my best to explain the events in my life in a somewhat hybrid format. This will be half a normal book, and half a normal journal."
Wait… What? How the fuck– “Half a normal book, and half a normal journal”? What could you possibly mean by that? What reason does he have to believe that other people will be reading his journal? And even if they were, If he hates everybody on god’s green earth as much as he says he does, then why the hell would he care if he’s boring them?
"I realize I am insignificant. Me acknowledging that is somewhat ironic considering I feel most everyone I encounter is beneath me. I ask you, knowing my life is so meaningless, what does that make the lives of people who have not once stopped and questioned their existence? Who are these meaningless flesh puppets? These wasted human shells born like cattle only to wither like fruit and die as if they never existed to begin with? What is fame other than the recognition of a pointless person by a bunch of other pointless people? We succeed in life, why? It all ends in death, it’s all forgotten. Your massive house, your nice car, your trophy wife, it’s all temporary, once it’s gone you’re left with little more than memories. How do we find ourselves willing to continue living considering the true nature of our pathetic existence?"
God, the way all of this is worded is so disgusting. It just doesn’t roll off the tongue at all. It’s awkward and clunky and difficult to follow. I’m going to say what we all said about STA one more time; nobody fucking talks this way. This whole plot is asinine enough without Greg fucking it up the ass with more horrible syntax.
Setting the grammar and syntax aside for now, I don’t understand the point of any of this. You’ve already spent an unreasonable number of pages shoving the fact that Arthur hates everybody down our throats over and over again. This intro probably could’ve ended after the first paragraph but instead we’re being bombarded with lazy similes and pessimistic bullshit. Like, okay. We get it. Everybody dies. Life is pointless because it ends in death. We’re going to wither like fruit and then nothing we’ve ever accomplished will have mattered. I heard you the first time, asshole. Can I get a single paragraph where this guy does something other than endlessly repeat his own redundant observations?
"Something I find incredibly laughable is we still manage to have a self esteem, we still feel like our opinions matter and some are so foolish as to even write their thoughts down like I am now. Why? I am a walking talking contradiction. The real point of me writing this is to keep myself from combusting. If for some reason someone reads this outside myself, maybe they will feel the same as I do. Maybe they’re also sick of most everyone they’ve encountered. We are a curse this planet, but fortunately for Earth, our presence here will no doubt be brief. You, reading this now, admit your life is meaningless and admit you don’t matter. If you have any truth within yourself at all, just admit you can be replaced and the world won’t even blink as your body rots. Take an honest look our species. Admit humanity is a disease to this planet, admit what we are and wonder why you even bother trying."
Oh my god this guy is exhausting. Does he really think he’s better off for having spent his entire life stewing in his own rage? None of this is as deep or as thought-provoking as Greg thinks it is. Arthur doesn’t sound like an intellectual, he sounds like a misanthropic 12 year old who’s listened to too much Simple Plan and thinks it’s cool and funny to hate everything. How has this kid not gotten sick of himself yet? Like shut the fuck up and just play Mario Kart for 5 minutes, god damn.
"I confront our fragile and overrated existence every day. I see people smile and I feel sick. I see people praying in front of my school in the morning and am overwhelmed with disgust. Just think of the obsession a person must have with their own importance to think the creator of our infinite universe has time to grant their little wishes. Those same wishes are rarely about anything bigger than their little superficial lives. You’re pretending you’re talking to an all powerful being and all you’re asking is that they allow you to pass your math test or score the winning touchdown? You should be ashamed of yourselves. You’re not just unforgivably insane for believing some magical being is listening to your every thought, that’s not enough stupidity for you. No, you’re so dumb you use this imaginary connection to focus on your idiot little life over real issues like world peace, ending hunger and generally making anything outside your own mundane life better."
Oooooh myyyyyyyyyyyyy gooooooooooooooooood we get it, Greg. We fucking get it. You hate Religion. We understand. We know. You’ve said it a thousand times. You hate religion. You hate people who practice religion. We fucking know. We understand. If you think god is real you’re an insane piece of selfish shit. You’ve already told us. Everyone sucks but you. Okay.
That aside, Arthur is also like James in that he already thinks he knows what everybody else is thinking. How the fuck would he know what other people are praying for? Who the hell does this kid think he is telling people to be ashamed for wanting good things to happen to them? Could it be that people are able to take an interest in their own lives while also hoping for a solution to things like war and famine? I guess that nobody but Arthur Gale has ever taken those problems into consideration.
"I’m done talking for today. You know my name, you know my obvious pessimism and disdain for society. Most importantly you know there’s a good chance even if this book is some day published, even if you’re it’s biggest fan, there are likely hundreds of ways in which I hate you."
Am I the only one who feels like this is actually what Greg thinks of his fans? I mean we know for sure that he doesn’t love them or even like them. I wouldn’t doubt it if he flat out hated them as well.
Anyway, that marks the end of the intro, so here are some thoughts; this book is unbelievably condescending. It’s not exactly a surprise but it’s still obnoxious. He breaks the fourth wall way too much and 9 times out of 10 it’s to blatantly insult the reader. This is supposed to be a private journal and yet he’s still speaking as though he’s talking to an audience. Is that what Greg meant by “hybrid?” It’s repetitive as hell and boring to boot. I can’t judge it too harshly being that it’s just the intro. Maybe once the plot kicks up it’ll be more exciting. Still, I sure did have a hard time staying awake through this chapter, which is never a good sign.
No. 178999
>>178987No in her stream she said it was for the suicide prevention day where kids draw that on their wrists with sharpie.
And of course Greg made fun of it and called it stupid.
If you want to watch the full stream: www.younow.com/laineybot
No. 179016
>>178979Greg writes shitty fanfiction about himself, again - the book.
I can write the summary of his whole book in one sentence:
>Crawling in my skin, these wounds they will not heal No. 179022
>>179020Wow, didn't know that.
I he doesn't look like he cakes it on a la Suzy, but considering how poor his hygiene is, I doubt he bothers with removing it every night. Have fun fucking your skin up even more, Greg.
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>>179116those look like liver spots
No. 179159
>>179157THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT
It got an ew reaction from me.
No. 179427
>>179426true
plus shes pretty homely
No. 179490
>>179426She could EASILY get someone who would respect and cherish her, but she has a shit personality and doesn't want that she just wants to be "_____'s wife" instead of her own person even if that means sacrificing her integrity.
It's hard to feel sorry for that, and I feel empathy towards those in abusive relationships, but tbh I can't feel bad for someone that won't get out of a relationship like that when they have a CHILD with an abuser. That child's life and future should come before how good she feels from being in a relationship with an abuser that happens to have an online following.
No. 179520
>>179427This. Greg has perfected the pick up an insecure 4/10 teen girl to completely control and emotionally abuse.
She could do matter if she did a serious attitude overhaul but without that she is just a below average girl with a dumpy body so its not like decent guys will be crawling all over her.
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he's so much better than everyone else!!
No. 179530
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where's his fedora?
No. 179543
>>179509I HIGHLY doubt he's not physical, considering his physical violence history with Shiloh and how he subtly treats Lainey in videos.
In that new ones where he pretends to get his period (wtf) he's spitting things out and throwing things at her and she doesn't even flinch. She just stares at him blankly and walks out keeping up a facade so he can't react to her negatively.
Imagine how stupid she must feel after birthing his child to have him very publicly make fun of having to take a pregnancy test.
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In his new book the main character is really turned on by a girl asking him to impregnate her.
This seems oddly familiar hmmmm.
No. 179559
>>179529>>179530Watch out you don't cut yourself on all that edge.
>>179558Wait… I can't tell if this is from a book, or someone recounting their past experiences with Gerg.
No. 179561
>>179559The image relate is a past encounter, here's what he said in his book:
"…I've already began to gratify myself to her[girlfriend in the book] I regularly imagine unleashing inside her, having kids with her. And I actually feel authentic admiration from such an outcome. Sometimes I think about her begging me to impregnate her. That mere notion ignites arousal in both my body and mind."
Mind you his self insert and his self inserts girlfriend are both 17 in this book.
No. 179562
>>179558This makes
>>179561 probably one of the creepiest things I've read.
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>>179561This + OP's image =
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>>179561So I guess this is his fetish. I bet that's why he got those girls pregnant in the first place, he has no impulse control in the slightest.
No. 179626
>>179507That's what gets me the most as well, doesn't she realise that if she did break up with Onion, his fans would tear her to shreds; just like they did to Shiloh.
She has no "fans" they just like her because of Gerg.
No. 179735
>>179711How are they even looking after the baby? When he isn't working on shitty videos, he's ALL over social media every single minute of the day… Same goes for Taylor.
There's no way they're not neglecting that baby, when it learns to walk and needs constant attention at ALL times, they're in for a huge lifestyle change or it will be safe to assume the child will be fucking locked up in their basement with nothing but a light switch, a bed and a smattering of toys, a'la Gerg's own childhood.
No. 179803
>>179741I think they said at some point that they didn't want anyone making fun of the baby? Also, wasn't he born with a lot of issues? There have been videos where you can see glimpses of him.
I think it's reasonable not to show him. I mean, look at foreverkailyn's kid, people rip on that poor thing worse than Kai sometimes. That would absolutely break my heart. And onionsan's ego is too huge to put up with people makin fun of his kid.
I bet they have a nanny or someone who takes care of him, though.
No. 179804
>>179741It does exist.
If I remember correctly, in one of his video, during his check-up and the doctors or whatever, he accidentally shows a bit of the child with Lainey holding it. If I could find the picture, i'd post it.
No. 179806
>>179798>>179798When you take into account the fact that he made Shiloh shave her head for him because of his fetish for controlling girls, this shit gets pretty creepy.
>"Prove you are not ashamed"Honestly, Onision is fascinating in a disturbing way. He's mastered the art of making emotionally damaged teenage girls think he's the cute, relatable, blunt, no-bullshit emo boy of their dreams, when in reality he's some narcissistic creep in his fucking 30s, as well as a textbook abuser.
He's like a villain from a movie or a cartoon. I wonder how many people have this much dirty laundry on them (without having online presence or receipts for people to openly call them out on).
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>>179807>>179816Every time he releases a book he tells his fans to spam them with joke reviews to cover up all the negative reviews.
No. 179861
>>179561Gines is still getting these things out like crazy.
The timestamp for the jerk off scene is 27:20
No. 179863
>>179861Chapters 4 + 5
The fucking goth vs preppy shit is making me weak. It's literally My Immortal.
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>>179798Screenshot and archive link of this shit. I don't even know how he thinks what he's writing is fiction anymore.
http://web.archive.org/web/20060823055550/http://www.onision.com/onision-gregory-biography.html No. 179890
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>>179864This is especially pathetic since HS anon said the exact opposite happened.
No. 179934
>>179901Yeah so when her reading Gerg's book was first posted and everyone was all over it I thought there was no way it was that good but Gines is fucking awesome.
I literally just want Gerg to keep writing only so she can read it.
No. 179969
>>179966I feel like it's a manifesto with his murderer-porn-fantasy interwoven in.
like, after hearing gines read it I legit believe Greg wanted to shoot up his school or actually murder his classmates
No. 180071
"Is Onision a sociopath?"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0Lu1jo-MNMGrog obsesses over internet definitions again as if that makes him not a sociopath and as if he doesn't manipulate people with his "Poor me :'((" tweets.
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Lainey tweeted this picture of the baby's toys.
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Looks like someone's been visiting r/TheRedPill
No. 180316
>>180306He called MrRepzion and Shane Dawson a faggot, called Caitlyn Jenner a whore lmao
but yeah the dude was cringe as fuck and clearly wanted to impress onion by out-edging him.
No. 180399
>>180246>My body has needsrapists say this shit
and so much nice guy/fedora stuff happening with "Whaaa, friend zoned, wahaa nice guys. Why do women like jerks?" jfc. Go outside.
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>>180246Holy fucking shit, this entire book is just the masturbatory rantings of a madman
At least Stones to Abbifail
tried to have a plot
No. 180442
>>180319yeah if you go through his old videos he's ALL about fedoras and has autistic rage videos. He's also literally obsessed with Gerg, even though they have really similar styles. I feel like if they were in the same high school, Someguy would be in the slightly cooler nerd/hot topic group, and would bully Gerg only to show how different he is. Gerg would be too busy trying to validate his pathetic existence by trying to stick his little dick into anything that moves tho.
Idk Someguy is pretty lolcow-y, but he's matured a little. Really needs to shave his pube beard though, other than that he's pretty qt.
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>>180602They even mention him in the comments. I died laughing.
No. 180606
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This is gross. Who takes a photo like this to upload publically?
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>>178909He really does. wtf
No. 180983
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His face looks so bloated and disgusting.
No. 180992
>>180980>>180983I don't understand how this is attractive to teenage girls.
His face looks like the one you'd make when you try to purposely look ugly and you pull your eyes down while pulling the corners of your mouth up.
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Onision body shamed again on Twitter and had another fight with his wife.. kek
There's been a few other twitter disagreements we've seen recently. The other one was over him not "loving himself" and feeling empty and that upset Taylor a lot. It's a week or so back I believe if you didn't see it.
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And here's the twitter fight they had a few weeks ago when Gerg said he felt "dead inside"
God he's such a tool, even Lainey is getting sick of attention whoring.
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>>180983He really looks like he has a birth defect. His doughy face, cromagnon forehead and droopy eyes remind me of a mastiff, except uglier. Also, Lainey should help him find a better matching foundation.
No. 183295
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HjSeZf09KuE"My Suicide Attempt (Goodbye)"
God he's such an unfunny attention whore. What a fucking cunt.
No. 183304
>>183261Real talk, I would give it a go if I had more of a way with words, knew how to go about doing it, and wasn't firmly convinced the psycho would end up trying to destroy someone's life once he found out they were bullshitting. I wouldn't be surprised if he or some of his fans lurk here anyway.
Didn't someone try catfishing him as a 17 year old a while ago and he just backtracked the whole thing?
I'd be very surprised if he isn't used to people trying to pull a Bluespike/JULAY on him at this point.
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>>183295Who wouldn't want to be kissed by this beautiful man?
No. 183378
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>>179098>>179116How do we spread this to his fanbase? I feel like he would lose alot of young female followers if this got out.
No. 183394
>>183392http://onision.com/contactHe has this page for contacting him. When someone catfished him the first time pretending to be a minor, they contacted his work email saying they were a young actress who wanted to appear in his videos.
Or you could do it the ol' Lainey way and tweet him obsessively for a couple months til he notices you and then proposes days after.
There's no doubt in my mind that he's cheating on her so I think you have a good shot. GL, anon.
No. 183396
>>183392Good luck and godspeed, anon.
Please try to stay safe and don't give him any real information he can use against you
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>>183378idk, might wanna point out that he thinks that doctors are scam artist and won't even begin to get his acne treated by a GP?
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tell me I'm pretty
No. 183624
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>>183550HOW DOES HE NOT DIE
THIS LOOKS VERY UNHEALTHY
No. 183703
>>179558WTF, I have no clue who this guy is, but are teenage girls really fans of him when he is a rapist?! What the hell?!
I'm going to read the old thread now… This is disgusting…
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For anyone new to this drama, here are the letters from Gerg's ex-gf, who was mature enough to realize he was an abuser
http://onisiondrama.tumblr.com/letter No. 184179
>>184085How is A doing these days?
She must be about early 30's now, I hope she's happy
No. 184222
>>184070Physically or metaphorically?
Because I feel like he probably should've ended up on an episode of Willam's Beatdown at some point.
No. 184265
>>184263Besides the fact that he's a serial cheater and has cheated on basically every girl he's been with?
>constantly has young actresses over at his old house for filming all day>the girl who parodies Hannah Minx recently tweeted about how she hasn't ever met his wife>someone sent him nudes, pretending to be a 17 year-old girl and he asked for her facebook in responseThere's been weird things too like Lainey hating that girl he used to collab with (Anna I think?) because of how she acted around him, and various stories of people having camsex with him (probably false but oh well).
No. 184719
So Onion is trying to call out Mark for loving his fans. Perfect timing to try and shit on someone: right after their friend commits suicide.
https://twitter.com/Onision/status/645831095099854848Also Onion's fake suicide video was uploaded the SAME DAY that Cyndago announced Daniel's death.
Seriously fuck him for trying to make bank off of someone's death ugh. I know it's not the first time he's done this, but it's the first time he's also tried to create a shitstorm of drama with the friends of the deceased.
I'm praying for Mark to rip him a new one.
No. 184728
>>184719if mark plays this smart he won't acknowledge onion at all.
Greg's just a bottom feeder.
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Gurg criticizes filling eyebrows in his newest video, meanwhile his wife does it every day
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Man she really has some daddy issues…
No. 184960
>>184750Wait.
>goggles>striped shirt>shitty red wig>cigarette in mouthI seriously hope Onion's not supposed to be cosplaying Matt from Death Note in his profile pic. Jesus fuck.
No. 184966
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g5uctLaXIpAHis "YouTubers without makeup" video got a lot of dislikes (Over 50k and still 50k likes too though from his fangirls) and looks like it's received a ton of backlash… I wonder why. /s
What a tool. He calls random people ugly and calls his unfunny bullying edgefest "comedy" as an excuse to be a tool on the internet and do what literally anyone could do but 10 times less funny.
Apparently one of the YouTubers he made fun of and that he called "The OTHER duckling" commented on it and said "…" What a dick.
No. 185005
>>184966>>185000>Woman wears a lot of makeup>"You're a fucking liar">Woman wears barely any makeup>"What's the point you basically look the same"There's no winning.
Also I'm laughing my fucking ass off at his eyebrow video. He shits on basically every kind of eyebrow (except Miley's jfc) and then points at his own ungroomed-gorilla brows and says "SEE THIS IS NATURAL, THIS IS WHAT A REAL EYEBROW IS, PERFECTION".
No. 185152
>>185015 He trolls for views but also believes in a lot of the shit he spews out.
It's pathetic how he tries to get attention from the more famous youtubers, but nobody gives a shit about him because they know he is a crazy loser.
I wonder if he will ever try to attack Game Grumpsm
No. 185229
>>183007Wow. That's actually… Pretty fucking abusive on Gayg's part. Throwing all of that personal shit out for all of his fans and the public to see in order to shame, embarrass, and belittle his woman just shows how little of a man he actually is. A true testament to how much he cares more for himself than he does for the mother of his own fuckin' child…
One things for sure… If he really did care, he'd do whatever it took to defuse the situation and take back what he said. If I were him, accidentally posting about how I feel dead inside and my girl called me out, I'd remove the tweet and go to my woman immediately with an apology and a home cooked SOMETHING, even if she was at work or doing something important… What a selfish sack of dog shit this guy is…
How can this sociopath find a woman at all?
No. 185232
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>>185229"his woman"
"my woman"
No. 185242
>>185234Wow. If someone could make a charge stick on this dude, he'd REALLY hate it in jail. Well, not as much as everyone else in jail would hate him.
>>185232I don't understand how somebody with such obvious bullshit like this guy gets away with so much… I watched this video
>>184105 and his wife can't even be honest with him about ANY of his mistakes… It's like she's scared as fuck to say anything to him… I BET you he hits her… I've seen a lot of OLD friends do this to their women and I hated seeing the girls never wanting to do anything serious about it, like pressing charges. And I CANT be the first person noticing this, either. This dude's confirmed for woman beater in my book, as low as you can get in my book.
She can't have a single honest word with him, it seems. She even had to suppress her responses with heavy hesitation in that video… I dunno, it's sad how a person can be so fortunate and can't appreciate a single thing they have in life like Gayg. I have to work full time to pay the bills like everyone else and this sociopathic little fuck gets it for free… Irritating… Sorry I had to let it out…
No. 185382
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>>185225This video is so odd, Watch greg the entire time. He seems to be smiling, then after his mom gets a birthday kiss he turns to look at the camera as if to say 'This is awkward, then when his mom is holding the little figurine he just grabs it straight out of her hands without asking if he could see it first. It just shows his weird alpha male ego with a sense of entitlement which he doesn't have…
Sorry if im reading into this too much
No. 185388
>>185386he did seem comfortable with her, but in this video you can see his abusive ways.
'dont look at the camera'
>he keeps looking into it No. 185469
Fucking LEL. Read through some of this shit. Onion’s actual military life was just as pathetic as his fictional one from his book. Even on a website he created to document his own military experiences so that they may encourage other people to enlist, he still cannot be arsed to refrain from looking down on everything and everyone.
Here a section where Onion describes to the world that he’s totally unaware that certain pythons/other snakes actually need to eat small rodents, like rats. Source: owned all kinds of snakes and reptiles throughout my life. My apologies for the shit formatting, wasn’t my fault.
“Posted on: 07-05-2005 @ 07:15 pm
I saw something really offensive today… I’m going to be very inspecific because I don’t want to get anyone in trouble however…
An unsupervised group of young men were told to feed a reptile, I was in CQ, answering phones and working on a web site, when they were instructed to grab a rat, and toss it in to be fed with the snake… to do this they would have to kill it first… though I have never killed anything other than a few bugs to my knowledge, I felt extremely encouraged to volunteer for the death blow as I foresaw the mornicism that was about to take place.
One of the young men picked up the rat (no matter what creature it is, if it has never hurt a soul, it deserves a painless end) and flicked it on the back of the head, assuming it would kill it. NO! I knew it would no doubt injure it, and to every extent, it would continue to live if he were to keep that up… AND HE DID! As the other young men laughed around the rat dangling helplessly by it’s tail fearing what might happen and wondering violently why such things were happening to it, the young man flicked it again, in the same manner, with no avail! No death, just morepain!
Glaring deeply and furiously I scanned the room full of these boys laughing, hysterically so at the rat’s pain, at the idiocy that bloomed from the abuser. Realizing, finally, that the rat was not going to die if he were to continue flicking so gently, he changed… no! He did not change anything, he only flicked it harder, and this time the rat SCREAMED in pain.
MORE LAUGHTER!
These “men”! Where were they raised!? I wonder… by WHO!? Clinching my fists, pulling away from my lap top mouse I could only witness this take place as I could see no resolve as the rat was too far gone for repair, and I could not help but feel a continued stray in me from death by my hands…
Another young boy, child, old in age, young in mind, took over, he tried to kill it, and only ended up flinging it against the wall… for what reason? I’m not certain, at that point I was too far gone in my breathing, my upset…
When they threw the twitching rat into the snake container, not even yet fully gone… the snake lashed out, and strangled it, finally, the pain had ended…
Finally…
I then gave the boys a stern speech, a loud speech, a clear speech… I told them that their behavior was inexcusable. I told them that if they were going to do that again, kill the animal right, or have me do it instead. For although I would suffer a guilty conscious at least I could eliminate the life with much less pain… a better, less-terrified transfer to whatever realm a rat would go to after death…
It’s all such a pity this happened, and the boys did not understand my concern. However they do know I cringe at the thought of harmless animals receiving harm…
I hope you are all with me in my upset, for if you are not, you are truly removed from what respect for life is, and in this, I am saddened by your mistaken eyes.
[sighs] Other than this event, my day went well… I just don’t know why they laughed, I don’t understand how someone can be so moronic as to find enjoyment out of another creature’s pain, or realize that it feels pain… and it should be respected… no matter what its purpose is here, in this world.
We are men of prehistoric minds in a world of advanced technology…nothing has changed but our tools. “
Again, words from a man who a revenge fantasy where he breaks arms and noses, kicks his father in the face, rips out someone else’s eye, and even manipulates his ex to have sex with him by using the shock of the death of her brother. Excuse while I vomit, and then proceed to post some of this shit in a veterans forum. I think he could do with a virtual kick in the ass from some true veterans.
No. 185472
>>185469and the truth is that he couldn't kill a rabbit while being a survival specialist. He never kicked anyone's ass. No interracial three-way with a lesbian.
Arthur is another Mary Sue of his. If Arthur was in the RL army he would be in RL therapy.
No. 185475
>>183007"never said you don't make me feel anything, I said a soundtrack makes me feel alive. You: blowing this oiut of proportion"
I'm with him on this one
No. 185490
>>185273Sorry dude, should I stop saying that? I don't mean to offend you ladies, 'cause after all this is your home, not mine.
>>185382He's not alpha. He's not alpha at all. I'd mop the floor with this queerbait and then beat his ass into the street right after. He hasn't worked out a day in his life.
No. 185549
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Half of Lainey's new merch is fucking bases from deviantArt.
No. 185581
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Am I the only one that sees carrot top when I look at his face? Is my age showing?
No. 185583
>>185581What has been seen cannot be unseen.
:\
No. 185641
>>185549I believe it's fan art
>>185551also THAT'S HOW HER EYEBROWS ARE GOOD SHE DOESN'T EVEN FUCKING DO THEM. i'm so angry.
No. 185648
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>>185594Nah, let's just post pictures of when Greg dyed his hair red and looked like Carrot Top. I think Carrot Top could be redeemable with a ball gag and a paper bag. I don't know how Greg could be tolerable with his body acne.
No. 185744
File: 1443303033295.png (2.52 MB, 1984x1656, lol.png)
How Gerg Wants To Look Vs. How He Actually Looks
No. 187045
>>186842this is prob why Lainey starves herself out of self hatred. I'm betting she lied to herself about accepting his appearance and putting up with all of his dumb shit because she was 18 and "celebrity"ism is common at that age- but now she probably feel obligated to stay with him and pretend everything is ok because she's not strong enough to get out and get someone that doesn't treat her like shit while looking more and more like Carrot Top every day.
Pouring one out for every sugar baby who's daddy aged to shit. Sucks she has a kid with this psychopath.
No. 187443
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They had a great argument on twitter. I didn't screenshot everything, but that summarizes it well.
No. 187483
>>187443Why do they even try anymore?
Why is she still with him lol she can take that kid no fuck right off and maybe get her life on track.
No. 187643
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>>187443Just to post how the argument ended… haha.
No. 187649
>>187643Can onion NOT be a gigantic cunt for like… A minute?
Or is he seriously "always right" he's so insufferable why stay with him???
No. 187671
>>187494-you can't deny most people could make it work, but don't because they prefer the comfort of not making any effort or change
-humans are behaviourally omnivores, but physiologically herbivores (flat teeth and nails, long intestines, etc)
-animal rights are bullshit. after 200 years of welfarism, animals are treated worse than ever. you can't have rights when your status is property
to stay on topic, is he even a vegetarian still? what's going on with "arthur's" hatred of vegetarians in the book and in the tweet? I haven't tuned in in a while
No. 187731
>>187443Wow. Not everyone is able to adapt to vegetarianism easy peasey. I mean, we didn't claw our way to the top of the food chain munching on oats and tree bark. If humans never ate meat, they wouldn't have developed such an amazing brain compared to the rest of the animal kingdom.
Onision makes me /want/ to kill animals.
No. 187896
>>187735>starved a dog and a chickeni don't think i was here for that
care to elaborate?
No. 187923
>>187896HSanon said he starved his dog to death. Greg said he starved a chicken to death in his draw my life video.
>>187901Greg didn't say faggot, that other jackass did. I'm surprised Greg used any restraint. He used to do those "I can say retard and faggot all I want and if you don't like it you're a faggot retard!" tweets.
No. 188076
>>188072He's vegetarian. If all the stuff he talks about would be really important to him, he should have turned vegan a long time ago.
And yeah, veganism helps a lot of people with acne, but not all of them. He should just look more into skincare in general…
No. 188247
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>>187964I think it's because he's turning 30 and realizes how middle age and edgy he tries to be. I wonder if he runs around his house going, "Fluck my life! Shane Dawson is much more famous than me but he is a flaggot. Stop crying child bride, you're finally turning 21 this year, have a beer with your blitch friend/nanny, please let the lesbian sex I let you have complete you."
No. 188578
>>188562That anon seriously sounds like a robot tbh.
>feminization of men in society being acceptedlike what the fuck am I reading? Not to get too personal, but my mom was involved in a abusive relationship for year. The guy never beat her, but always called her ugly and worthless and that she'd never find someone better than him. There are tons of guys who pull that shit to women with low self esteem to keep them around. It isn't a new tactic.
No. 188686
http://venitaspeaks.tumblr.com/post/63229954254/epic-fail-venitaspeaksjannahart Can anyone tell me more about this? Jana Hart aka venitaspeaks said that many girls had told her all about Greg trying to cyber them while they were underaged. She made a live stream talking about the evidence and then deleted it and any reference on her tumblr. Some anti-o blog called her out but everyone said they were crazy? venitaspeaks bowed out of the anti-o community after stating she got the FBI involved.
Is this chick a fake or why isn't Greg in jail? It's been 2 years, I would expect results by now.
No. 188745
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>>187734many herbivores have canines
dull, short canines that are useless for ripping through skin
No. 189865
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Oh look, Gerg started more shit with Shane again… big fucking surprise.
No. 189996
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Just bring your own bags, holy shit
No. 189999
>>189996How'd he break it perfectly on the counter? Bitch please.
Also any vegan that has a sense of taste knows tofurkey products are literally the most disgusting products in the entire world.
>My veganaise! No. 190159
>>190130this little shit, oh my fucking god.
I'd expect this guy to have 500 bags. Literally everyone here uses reusable bags now.
No. 190341
>>190332dont worry, one day they'll regret it.
i used to watch pewdiepie…
No. 190472
>>189999Yeah? Like how the fuck does that happen. Also its only like one broken jar…
>>190130Oh my god, just keep the re-usable bags in your car, bring groceries in, next time you use the car put the bags in the trunk and don't be a fucking baby.
>>190258>>190324Yeah, p sure onion is just mad that Shane doesn't really like him anymore, so he just hates him back. It's really stupid.
No. 190951
>>190523I LOST it at 3:30
Hahaha. Have some respect for Shane for that comment.
No. 191084
>>190970AIR, I NEED AIR. OMFG
That is priceless
No. 191428
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Except if they want to eat meat, right grog? I actually worry about his sons nutritional health. Especially since his recent twitter spergouts show he cares more about fish than his wife's anemia.
No. 191525
>>191523Bonus
"he really wanted to kiss me"
He's such a narcissist>>191523
No. 193596
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He just posted this and said "Like I said, my instagram is all lighting, filters & makeup."
VOMIT
No. 193603
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>people mentioning this thread on a certain other website
I see you, you fuckers
No. 193718
>>193700Not going to tell you who you should be attracted to, anon. Just wanna remind you that he looks like shit without the filters
>>193596>>186347>>185648>>183550also he pays attention to his haters.
No. 193726
>>193655Yes it was confirmed her dad, he posted subtle statuses about disliking her father before and lainey has said in livestreams how she dislikes him and how he dislikes Greg.
Also, he doesn't actually look good, only somewhat decent with tons of lighting, filters and makeup.
Check out the unfiltered picture he posted…
barf he looks old, leathery, huge pores and greasy. Not to mention his hair/eyebrows are going grey.
No. 193728
>>193718ew his face
and his sense of humor is just boring
No. 193749
slight rant. ahem.
this entire situation skeevs me out. i was a fan of onion about 7 or 8 years ago and it slowly turned in to hatred. i've seen people speak of him on here with direct quotes i/my friends have used to describe some narcissistic people with bipolar and BPD that we know. taylor pretending she's genderqueer pisses me off, because i'm actually non binary. she's just furthering stereotypes and embarrassing herself. they both act like children and argue on social media. who does that? what kind of mature, level headed person behaves in such a way? none. onion and lamo don't understand the concept of "privacy" or "counseling".
i only just recently dipped back in to the drama because i got bored. the first thread was absolutely legendary and i became several hundred times more repulsed and appalled by these people. the sooner they leave the internet, the better, but i'm having doubts that will ever happen.
i also noticed he reopened his forums even though he closed them because he claimed it cost too much. that's unfortunate for everyone involved because that community is a cesspool of attention whoring, drama, and jerking off onion's dick. jesus christ.
i submitted this video to some drama tumblr a few years ago and i felt it was well suited here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uN3yWqnoe1U No. 194482
>>194434I'm a huge gramamr nut myself, but even I'm ok with not capitalizing the first letter in sentences or proper nouns for certain Internet media. It conveys a more laid back tone.
Abbreviating "you" or "your" is still awful though.
No. 194502
>>193718Talking about his shit videos, did you guys notice how he always casts pretty attractive women, who are trying to get some youtube fame but can't act for shit?
I wonder how many times Lainey has been cheated on.
No. 194601
>>194593Amen, anon.
>>194572Also getting pretty sick of people who reply to an argument and end their post with stuff like "lets get back on topic ffs" for the sake of getting the 'last word' without actually posting anything to move the on-topic conversation along or even bothering to at least use sage.
(Also sage for contributing to the mountain of bullshit autistic grammar posts with fuck all to do with Onision) No. 194614
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He really is the most delusional piece of shit if he thinks he looks anywhere near as good as Gerard Way. Damn, onion
No. 194622
File: 1445357994544.jpg (4.71 KB, 224x225, ohwell.jpg)
First of all, I'm not the same anon you people have been bashing. I'm posting this because this kind of tumblr high school behaviour is something most of you should probably have outgrown by now, to be blunt.
Go ahead and ban me if you think I'm shitposting, mods. I never posted here before anyway, nor do I feel like posting beyond this discussion anyway.
>>194593 If you don't recognize the bandwagon fallacy in the anon's argument, then you are overestimating your understanding of logical fallacies. I'm referring to this:
> It's incredibly common to type with all lowercase including proper nouns these days. You look dumb for trying to call someone out on it.Saying that, since everyone else is typing in a certain way, it makes it correct to do the same, is an appeal to popularity. And I don't know about you, but I couldn't give two shits about people that fear looking dumb instead of actually being dumb. But hey, you already support seeking validation/avoiding disapproval on the internet anyway, with your bandwagoning. Can't get much dumber than that.
> People who get mad about informal writing styles on the internet are just intellectually insecure. You are not impressing anyone by being able to follow the rules you were taught in kindergarten. You are just showing that you don't understand the role that register and style plays in written communication.Your attempt to judge one's personality instead of one's arguments is also a fallacy called Ad Hominen. I'm surprised that you don't recognize such a simple example of false logic, since you took the liberty of policing other people's notion of fallacy. Also to assume that one only follows simple, basic guidelines to impress may say a lot about your maturity, but I digress. Besides, to cripple written communication and call it a writing style can serve as an excuse to justify any shortcoming. So dyslexia and functional illiteracy are also stylistic choices, based on your "logic".
Also, the intelligence of the anon (or anyone) who values "seeming laid back" over applying proper, clear communication and maintaining a healthy language parameter, is clearly questionable. Of course nobody can master the guidelines of the written form of any language (I, for one, obviously make mistakes at a regular basis and probably made grammar mistakes in this post!). The problem is when you ridicule those who strive towards that direction and encourage others to do the same, for the sake of socio-linguistic progress. Making sentences that are intentionally lacking in structure and form and calling it a "style" is a blatant sign of not knowing what style is and of anti-intellectualism. What next? Organizing the Uneducated Walk or Brainless Pride? Labal someone calling on someone's pretentious pseudo-style "shitbrain shaming"? If your argument is that appearing laid back is more important than making your writing effortless and concise, it's a mere exercise of rationality to conclude that whoever said that advocates stupidity. That in itself defines someone as stupid and is fully contained in the anon's argument.
Let's see if you're going to surprise me in your next post by not attempting to address the way you think I sound and instead focus on my arguments. You know, like real grown-ups do. Can't say I'm holding my breath for it, though! Nothing reeks more of desperation than attacking the messenger and not the message.
No. 194627
>>194622no1curr
>>194614How many people has he claimed to look like at this point?
No. 194636
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>>194622Settle down, sperglord. You are not intelligent or interesting in the least.
No. 194642
>>194636You could do better than that, but then again… Lowcow.
Deserves the reputation.
No. 194645
>>194593You criticize my writing for not having a natural flow, meanwhile defending someone who can't even capitalize words. Proud of you!
>>194636> Doesn't even put in the effort to read the text> Comes to the conclusion that anon is not intelligent or interestingDevelop some self-awareness. Your accusations are reflecting back at you.
No. 194648
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What's with the grammar autist faggotry in here jesus
No. 194657
>>194622Dude, I know exactly how you feel. The users on this site are just really catty bitches and really are just here to talk shit. The 'community' frequently turn on one another and eats itself. A lot of hypocrisy and judgement from young people with no real life experience or knowledge to begin with. I made it a habit to type properly when I was 10 years old and after the second month of making that decision, it became a habit and I stopped paying attention to it. I understand the value in clear communication and proper punctuation.
"Being laid back" seems to be the 'thing' for the drones that listen to top 40's and think it's a good idea to date niggers while ignoring rape and femicide statistics as well as common knowledge because racism and such progressive.
Sorry. I had to rub one out as well.
No. 194660
I was actually thinking about this a while ago, do you think Lainey avoids sex? 'cus Gurg hates contraception and has a impregnation fetish. If they had sex regularly she'd probably be pregnant again, right? So is he just having sex with other girls and Lainey knows but doesn't care 'cus she's just THAT done with him?
>>194622Oh my god no1 curr pls stop.
>>194614What the fuck, who on earth gave him the idea he looks like Gerard Way? Is it only because of the red wig he wore that one time? Ugh.
No. 194661
>>194648>>194660I'm not even a part of this conversation, but I like to shitpost and make autists angry, so I'm going to respond too
>>194622>Saying that, since everyone else is typing in a certain way, it makes it correct to do the same, is an appeal to popularity.That doesn't make it wrong. If I argue that vegetables are healthy because fit people sometimes eat them, that would be a shitty argument, but it wouldn't change the fact that vegetables are healthy. This isn't a good parallel to the subject at hand, but I think you get my point.
>And I don't know about you, but I couldn't give two shits about people that fear looking dumb instead of actually being dumb. So, why should anybody care about looking dumb in your eyes? Some of the most intelligent people in the world may be horrible typists.
>But hey, you already support seeking validation/avoiding disapproval on the internet anyway, with your bandwagoning. Can't get much dumber than that.You try so hard. What do you want us to do? Clap for the individual who dares to type whilst paying attention to grammar and spelling on the internet? You go, non-conformist.
>Your attempt to judge one's personality instead of one's arguments is also a fallacy called Ad Hominen. I'm surprised that you don't recognize such a simple example of false logic, since you took the liberty of policing other people's notion of fallacy.As I said above, crappy debate skills don't magically make you wrong.
>Also to assume that one only follows simple, basic guidelines to impress may say a lot about your maturity, but I digress.Who's trying to impress who by typing lazily? Are you projecting?
>Besides, to cripple written communication and call it a writing style can serve as an excuse to justify any shortcoming. How is it "crippled"? The message of the text still gets across even when u typ lyk dis.
>So dyslexia and functional illiteracy are also stylistic choices, based on your "logic".Nope, both are disabilities that impair the person's ability to understand. If you can switch between lowercase letters and shortened grammar and "normal" grammar easily, that actually shows a good understanding of the English language and its mechanics.
>Also, the intelligence of the anon (or anyone) who values "seeming laid back" over applying proper, clear communication and maintaining a healthy language parameter, is clearly questionable. "Seeming"? Does it take effort for you personally to type in lowercase letters? It literally is just easier, you big fat bitch.
>Of course nobody can master the guidelines of the written form of any language (I, for one, obviously make mistakes at a regular basis and probably made grammar mistakes in this post!). The problem is when you ridicule those who strive towards that direction and encourage others to do the same, for the sake of socio-linguistic progress. No one is trying to make socio-linguistic process on an obscure forum.
>Making sentences that are intentionally lacking in structure and form and calling it a "style" is a blatant sign of not knowing what style is and of anti-intellectualismHow is it anti-intellectualist in the least? If I called you a retarded, gay baby for caring this much about how people type when delivering messages one can look at in a two-dimensional, rectangular box on a glowing screen, it would still have the same meaning if I typed "tbh you're a retarded gay baby for caring THIS MUCH about how ppl type when delivering msgs you look at in 2D rectangles on a glowing screen lol". Either way, it's clear that I am insulting you. You know what I'm saying.
>What next? Organizing the Uneducated Walk or Brainless Pride? Labal someone calling on someone's pretentious pseudo-style "shitbrain shaming"? What's really pretentious is you putting this much importance on how to type in an informal setting. Textbook psuedo-intellectualism.
>If your argument is that appearing laid back is more important than making your writing effortless and concise, uhh, i'm pretty sure typing like this is pretty effortless and concise m8. less time holding down the shift key, at least :^))))
>it's a mere exercise of rationality to conclude that whoever said that advocates stupidity. That in itself defines someone as stupid and is fully contained in the anon's argument. Let's see if you're going to surprise me in your next post by not attempting to address the way you think I sound and instead focus on my arguments. You know, like real grown-ups do. This is the internet (and an imageboard where we laugh at those worse off than ourselves, no less), not a grammar school or your term paper. Real grown ups don't spend time writing essays about how other people type, mate.
No. 194664
>>194622What utter haberdashery have you just uttered in response to me, you illiterate slattern? I’ll have you know that I graduated summa cum laude from Oxford's prestigious English Grammar program, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on linguistic descriptivists, and I have over 300 confirmed proper uses of the semicolon. I am trained in grammar warfare and I’m the top writer on the entire lolcow site. You are nothing to me but just another uneducated prole. I will annihilate you with grammar and spelling the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. Do you believe that you can make such sophomoric declarations on the Internet and yet escape my scorn? Think again, catamite. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of writers and linguists across the world and your IP is being traced right now, so you should steel yourself against the inevitable maelstrom of destruction that has been called down upon you. The maelstrom that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your grammar. You’re fucking dead, child. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can write a sentence in over seven hundred ways, and that’s only using words that don't contain the letter "e". Not only am I extensively trained in grammar and style, but I have access to every textbook of English grammar ever made, and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you tasteless plebeian. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “capitalization” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you third-rate hack. I will shit grammar all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
No. 194709
>>194632Are you new? Nobody gives a shit whether this thread hurts or bruises his ego. He's such a fucktard that he's sometimes amusing, therefore we're going to keep discussing him.
It's so fucking dumb when people throw out "b-but they
want you to discuss them!!!!" as if it matters in the slightest.
>>194664Fucking lol'd
No. 194711
>>194661
>That doesn't make it wrong. If I argue that vegetables are healthy because fit people sometimes eat them, that would be a shitty argument, but it wouldn't change the fact that vegetables are healthy. This isn't a good parallel to the subject at hand, but I think you get my point.You're underestimating how bad a parallel this is, because there's no "point" to be gotten in what you said.
>So why should anybody care about looking dumb in your eyes?They shouldn't. It's not about my eyes, I believe I have demonstrated an objective point.
>Some of the most intelligent people in the world may be horrible typistsNobody is intelligent in all fields. The horrible typists are not verbally intelligent (or they're just dyslexic, but dyslexia isn't a style, haha). Also my criticism aims at people who VALUE typing like a mentally challenged dingus, as if that wasn't a defficiency but rather a virtue. George Washington, and other brilliant people with communication impairments, didn't flaunt his dyslexia just because he was smart in other fields. Most of them wish they didn't have that.
>Do you expect us to clap our handsNo, all anyone with a shred of rational decency expects from you people is that you stop making communicational incompetence and verbal mediocrity seem like a choice, not a result of ignorance and peer pressure disguised as informality. Anti-intellectualism at the service of the insecurities of the uneducated.
>doesn't magically make you wrongNo, defending grammatical incorrectness makes them wrong. Shitty debate skills only ice the cake.
>Who's trying to impress whoAs was stated before by the other anon I'm objecting to, they do it to _give the impression_ of being laid back, which obviously is a quality. In other words, they type like 2nd grade dropouts as an attempt to impress.
>How is it "crippled"?It doesn't cripple the content, but it cripples the form. Crippling the form makes the content less quickly understandable.
>Nope, both are disabilitiesNo shit, sherlock. That's what conventional logic demonstrates. I'm addressing the logic in the anon's argument.
>"Seeming"? Does it take effort for you personally to type in lowercase letters? It literally is just easier, you big fat bitch.Again, you anencephalic bitch, the point is not about typing in lowercase letters to save the effort. It's about pretending that's a style. You're already being a waste of effort, don't make it worse by being repetitive in your mistakes. You might as well just post teenage comeback memes like the other shitbirds in here. I can pretend that I'm offended by them, if it makes you and your friends feel better.
>No one is trying to make socio-linguistic process on an obscure forum.We are all taking the language we speak somewhere every time we communicate. English, as with any other known language, has been shaped by every single one of the most casual interactions. Just because it doesn't sound casual when you call it "socio-linguistic", doesn't mean it's not the most common daily activity we all perform.
Don't be scared by big words. It's alright if you can't say them out loud without looking like you're taking a thick, rocky shit.
>How is it anti-intellectualist in the least? If I called you a retarded, gay baby for caring this much about how people type when delivering messages one can look at in a two-dimensional, rectangular box on a glowing screen, it would still have the same meaning if I typed "tbh you're a retarded gay baby for caring THIS MUCH about how ppl type when delivering msgs you look at in 2D rectangles on a glowing screen lol". Either way, it's clear that I am insulting you. You know what I'm saying.As I've explained above, you're missing the point again. If you're gonna fail to address the meaning of my critique, you might as well do like the others here and just try really hard to offend me with things that only offend them (and therefore exposes their insecurities).I find it way more fun to read than your mouth-breathing, spoon-fed, saliva-choking level of retardation trying to pluck out an argument.
>What's really pretentious is you putting this much importance on how to type in an informal setting. Textbook psuedo-intellectualism. See above. Not even worth wearing out the painting on my keyboard's letters at this point. Can't believe you typed this much just to miss the point I took an entire paragraph to make clear. Your efforts are better off maintaining your self-despise projected on the lolcows here, like all the other frequent users here. I'm glad I'm not welcome in this septic hole of overindulged female-typic personality disorders. Gives me hope, even :)
>uhh, i'm pretty sure typing like this is pretty effortless and concise m8. less time holding down the shift key, at least :^)))) You held the shift key for at least 4 seconds at one go just for those parenthesis, the two dots and the circumflex accent. At this point, I'm almost amused.
>This is the internet (and an imageboard where we laugh at those worse off than ourselves, no less), not a grammar school or your term paper. Real grown ups don't spend time writing essays about how other people type, mate.Which is why I didn't do that. Another asinine misrepresentation that your brain wet-farted while endeavoring to formulate responses to my arguments. Also, to relish at the assumption that those people (people you don't even know or ever had a conversation with to know) are worse off than you show how much of a shitty person you are and -the truly shitty part- like to be. But don't worry, most people here are like that and I'm sure it makes you feel normal.
No. 194717
>>194711>You're underestimating how bad a parallel this is, because there's no "point" to be gotten in what you said.The "point" is that you can be correct while making a bad argument. Your problem is that you're not only incorrect, you're complete shit at arguing as well.
>They shouldn't. It's not about my eyes, I believe I have demonstrated an objective point.Then stop looking. Everyone here has no problem understanding one another, regardless of the way they type or what they capitalize. You are literally the problem.
>Nobody is intelligent in all fields. No one said they were
>Also my criticism aims at people who VALUE typing like a mentally challenged dingus, as if that wasn't a defficiency but rather a virtue. It's neither. It's just a way of typing that your anus is bleeding over.
>George Washington, and other brilliant people with communication impairments, didn't flaunt his dyslexia just because he was smart in other fields. Most of them wish they didn't have that.You're still trying to draw comparisons between a deliberate typing style and a disability. You're fucking retarded.
>No, all anyone with a shred of rational decency expects from you people is that you stop making communicational incompetence and verbal mediocrity seem like a choice, not a result of ignorance and peer pressure disguised as informality. Anti-intellectualism at the service of the insecurities of the uneducated.It's a choice to give in to virtual peer pressure, and you can still make inherently intellectual posts while typing in lowercase. You're just so buttblasted and stupid you think the two are mutually exclusive.
>No, defending grammatical incorrectness makes them wrong. Shitty debate skills only ice the cake.Too bad in this case, I'm right. In an informal setting, there is n o t h i n g wrong with typing with less regard for grammar.
>As was stated before by the other anon I'm objecting to, they do it to _give the impression_ of being laid back, which obviously is a quality. In other words, they type like 2nd grade dropouts as an attempt to impress.Why would they give that impression if it weren't true to some extent? To be fake on an anonymous forum? Top kek.
>It doesn't cripple the content, but it cripples the form. Crippling the form makes the content less quickly understandable. Um, no. It's immediately understandable if you have a basic grasp of the English language and are not dyslexic, even when you type in lowercase. don't tell me it's hard for you to read this, that would be very sad
>No shit, sherlock. That's what conventional logic demonstrates. I'm addressing the logic in the anon's argument.Nice work pretending the rest of my point isn't there to hide the fact that you can't deny that being able to switch between casual typing and formal typing means you have a good grasp of the language.
>Again, you anencephalic bitch, the point is not about typing in lowercase letters to save the effort. It's about pretending that's a style. It is a style. You've already admitted that it's a deliberate effort, so how is it not a style?
>You're already being a waste of effort, don't make it worse by being repetitive in your mistakes. You might as well just post teenage comeback memes like the other shitbirds in here. I can pretend that I'm offended by them, if it makes you and your friends feel better. wew lad, you sound like literally so upset tbh fam. maybe you should stop replying????? smh
>We are all taking the language we speak somewhere every time we communicate. English, as with any other known language, has been shaped by every single one of the most casual interactions. Just because it doesn't sound casual when you call it "socio-linguistic", doesn't mean it's not the most common daily activity we all perform.Yes, I'm sure that because I type in lowercase on Skype and sometimes here, I will eventually start doing it when writing formal reports, essays and/or studies. Maybe the bestselling novels in the world will be written in lowercase within 40 years. Wouldn't that make you upset?
>Don't be scared by big words. It's alright if you can't say them out loud without looking like you're taking a thick, rocky shit. Personally, I don't talk while I'm on the toilet, but I'm not going to judge your habits, anon.
>As I've explained above, you're missing the point again. If you're gonna fail to address the meaning of my critique, you might as well do like the others here and just try really hard to offend me with things that only offend them (and therefore exposes their insecurities).I find it way more fun to read than your mouth-breathing, spoon-fed, saliva-choking level of retardation trying to pluck out an argument.Saying "Y-You're just missing the point!" doesn't give you a point.
>See above. Not even worth wearing out the painting on my keyboard's letters at this point. Can't believe you typed this much just to miss the point I took an entire paragraph to make clear. Your efforts are better off maintaining your self-despise projected on the lolcows here, like all the other frequent users here. I'm glad I'm not welcome in this septic hole of overindulged female-typic personality disorders. Gives me hope, even :)And yet, you proceeded to type your entire post as if anyone would care.
>You held the shift key for at least 4 seconds at one go just for those parenthesis, the two dots and the circumflex accent. At this point, I'm almost amused. no1curr
>Which is why I didn't do that. Another asinine misrepresentation that your brain wet-farted while endeavoring to formulate responses to my arguments. But you did.
>Also, to relish at the assumption that those people (people you don't even know or ever had a conversation with to know) are worse off than you show how much of a shitty person you are and -the truly shitty part- like to be.Yes, not being an obese woman in her 30s who lives with her parents and takes erotic photos at childrens' playgrounds and being aware of that fact makes me a shitty person. Please go on.
>But don't worry, most people here are like that and I'm sure it makes you feel normal.And crying about how other people type online makes you feel normal, I imagine.
No. 194718
>>194711>You're underestimating how bad a parallel this is, because there's no "point" to be gotten in what you said.The "point" is that you can be correct while making a bad argument. Your problem is that you're not only incorrect, you're complete shit at arguing as well.
>They shouldn't. It's not about my eyes, I believe I have demonstrated an objective point.Then stop looking. Everyone here has no problem understanding one another, regardless of the way they type or what they capitalize. You are literally the problem.
>Nobody is intelligent in all fields. No one said they were
>Also my criticism aims at people who VALUE typing like a mentally challenged dingus, as if that wasn't a defficiency but rather a virtue. It's neither. It's just a way of typing that your anus is bleeding over.
>George Washington, and other brilliant people with communication impairments, didn't flaunt his dyslexia just because he was smart in other fields. Most of them wish they didn't have that.You're still trying to draw comparisons between a deliberate typing style and a disability. You're fucking retarded.
>No, all anyone with a shred of rational decency expects from you people is that you stop making communicational incompetence and verbal mediocrity seem like a choice, not a result of ignorance and peer pressure disguised as informality. Anti-intellectualism at the service of the insecurities of the uneducated.It's a choice to give in to virtual peer pressure, and you can still make inherently intellectual posts while typing in lowercase. You're just so buttblasted and stupid you think the two are mutually exclusive.
>No, defending grammatical incorrectness makes them wrong. Shitty debate skills only ice the cake.Too bad in this case, I'm right. In an informal setting, there is n o t h i n g wrong with typing with less regard for grammar.
>As was stated before by the other anon I'm objecting to, they do it to _give the impression_ of being laid back, which obviously is a quality. In other words, they type like 2nd grade dropouts as an attempt to impress.Why would they give that impression if it weren't true to some extent? To be fake on an anonymous forum? Top kek.
>It doesn't cripple the content, but it cripples the form. Crippling the form makes the content less quickly understandable. Um, no. It's immediately understandable if you have a basic grasp of the English language and are not dyslexic, even when you type in lowercase. don't tell me it's hard for you to read this, that would be very sad
>No shit, sherlock. That's what conventional logic demonstrates. I'm addressing the logic in the anon's argument.Nice work pretending the rest of my point isn't there to hide the fact that you can't deny that being able to switch between casual typing and formal typing means you have a good grasp of the language.
>Again, you anencephalic bitch, the point is not about typing in lowercase letters to save the effort. It's about pretending that's a style. It is a style. You've already admitted that it's a deliberate effort, so how is it not a style?
>You're already being a waste of effort, don't make it worse by being repetitive in your mistakes. You might as well just post teenage comeback memes like the other shitbirds in here. I can pretend that I'm offended by them, if it makes you and your friends feel better. wew lad, you sound like literally so upset tbh fam. maybe you should stop replying????? smh
>We are all taking the language we speak somewhere every time we communicate. English, as with any other known language, has been shaped by every single one of the most casual interactions. Just because it doesn't sound casual when you call it "socio-linguistic", doesn't mean it's not the most common daily activity we all perform.Yes, I'm sure that because I type in lowercase on Skype and sometimes here, I will eventually start doing it when writing formal reports, essays and/or studies. Maybe the bestselling novels in the world will be written in lowercase within 40 years. Wouldn't that make you upset?
>Don't be scared by big words. It's alright if you can't say them out loud without looking like you're taking a thick, rocky shit. Personally, I don't talk while I'm on the toilet, but I'm not going to judge your habits, anon.
>As I've explained above, you're missing the point again. If you're gonna fail to address the meaning of my critique, you might as well do like the others here and just try really hard to offend me with things that only offend them (and therefore exposes their insecurities).I find it way more fun to read than your mouth-breathing, spoon-fed, saliva-choking level of retardation trying to pluck out an argument.Saying "Y-You're just missing the point!" doesn't give you a point.
>See above. Not even worth wearing out the painting on my keyboard's letters at this point. Can't believe you typed this much just to miss the point I took an entire paragraph to make clear. Your efforts are better off maintaining your self-despise projected on the lolcows here, like all the other frequent users here. I'm glad I'm not welcome in this septic hole of overindulged female-typic personality disorders. Gives me hope, even :)And yet, you proceeded to type your entire post as if anyone would care.
>You held the shift key for at least 4 seconds at one go just for those parenthesis, the two dots and the circumflex accent. At this point, I'm almost amused. no1curr
>Which is why I didn't do that. Another asinine misrepresentation that your brain wet-farted while endeavoring to formulate responses to my arguments. But you did.
>Also, to relish at the assumption that those people (people you don't even know or ever had a conversation with to know) are worse off than you show how much of a shitty person you are and -the truly shitty part- like to be.Yes, not being an obese woman in her 30s who lives with her parents and takes erotic photos at childrens' playgrounds and being aware of that fact makes me a shitty person. Please go on.
>But don't worry, most people here are like that and I'm sure it makes you feel normal.And crying about how other people type online makes you feel normal, I imagine.
No. 194734
>>194711>like a mentally challenged dingusRedundant.
>as if that wasn't a defficiency Weren't. And it's spelled deficiency.
>George Washington, and other brilliant people with communication impairments, didn't flaunt his dyslexiaNumber agreement.
Their dyslexia.
>communicational incompetenceTerribly awkward. "Communicational" is rarely used at all, and even more rarely in this context.
>you anencephalic bitchCringeworthy attempt at showing off your Wikipedia skills.
>has been shaped by every single one of the most casual interactionsAwkward almost to the point of incoherence. Try "English is shaped by even the most casual interactions".
>try really hard to offend me with things that only offend them (and therefore exposes their insecurities)Number agreement. "Expose their insecurities".
>Not even worth wearing out the painting on my keyboard's letters at this pointPaint, not painting. Is English your first language?
>your self-despiseSelf-hatred. Damn, I really hope you're not a native speaker.
>just for those parenthesisParentheses.
>to relish at the assumptionIt's just "to relish". No "at".
>Also, to relish at the assumption that those people.. are worse off than you show how much of a shitty person you areShows. This entire sentence is a trainwreck.
This isn't even addressing general issues with style. With such a shaky grasp on the English language, you should not feel qualified to criticize others' writing at all. I would rather read a thousand no-caps posts than one of your semi-literate attempts at sounding intelligent.
No. 194735
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>>194717I'll only thoroughly address one point here, since all the rest is just you completely missing the point (and assuming that doing so makes the point I made cease to exist.)
I'll admit that I wasn't clear in what I meant by typing like a retard. It's not just about using only lowercases, it's about the general disregard for syntax and grammar as a "stylistic choice". Deliberate acts don't create a style and no, it's not a choice when it's made through peer PRESSURE, you sad little batshit. There is a tendency on the internet now that looks down upon people who write correctly and mimics mistakes as stylistic choices. Ain't nothing to do with informal writting or none o'that (example of informal writing). Google examples of informal writing and you'll se shit ain't got nothing to do with lowercase or not using periods or what have you (another example of informal writing).
Since you tend to repeatedly miss the point, I'll break it down:
It has little to do with just using lowercase and a lot to do with simply finding grammar and syntax "too serious" and even "pretentious". I simply developed towards this starting from two things:
1: The observation made by another anon that complained about someone here's post being all on lowercases.
2: The response to that observation, being identical to that of other teenagers and young adults online who shit on syntax and grammar as an attempt to make people think they're cool.
An example (a REAL one, for the matter) of posts where teenagers disregard syntax often on purpose and claim it's a "stylistic choice":
"im at the hospital wit my grandpa i hav 2 watch him all weekend fucking a man"
Because this brainfucked shitling considers proper usage (or even just the presence) of punctuation "too serious" or "pretentious", the sentence reads as if he'd be watching his grandpa sodomize a man in the hospital at the same time as it reads "I have to watch him all weekend. Fucking A, man.". While it's obvious what he actually mean, the ridiculousness that ensues from this "stylish" functional illiteracy has a two-fold effect. Not only contributes to further degenerating the already degenerated modern english language, but also does so while telling that writing properly in informal situations is ___frowned upon____. Expecting others to do the same is also frowned upon, while expecting others to type like the example above is encouraged. This is basically what has been defended here, although over non-capitalization.
Now if you still misrepresent my point, I'm not gonna keep pretending that you shouldn't have been aborted due to cerebral death. That implies dignifying your nonsensical retorts such as "Saying 'you're just missing the point doesn't give you a point" (you can't be accused of missing a point if I haven't presented it to you three times prior to that, you fucking ridiculously ignorant cunt) or the utterly eloquent reply "But you did" followed by not a single word of elaboration. Another spat of horseshit and you might as well go talk to the voices in your head instead, I don't have time for this anymore.
What's pretty hilarious is that you assume that I'm annoyed at you and it's because you have a point, while I'm impatiently bored and midly disappointed by your endless stream of non sequitur and strawman arguments. And, under this nigh schizophrenic delusion, you keep talking more idiotic shit thinking that being embarrassingly unintelligent to the point of angering your interlocutor equals winning at a debate.
No. 194740
>>194734>>194711>>194717>>194718>>194735This is why autists shouldn't have computer rights
Now shut up and stop shitting up onions thread
No. 194742
>>194735>using only lowercasesLowercase, no plural.
>I simply developed towards this starting from two things:Very awkward. Try "developed this theory based on two things" or something.
>on lowercasesIn lowercase.
>teenagers disregard syntax often on purpose and claim it's a "stylistic choice"You need commas around "often on purpose". Or you can just leave it out, as it doesn't add anything to the sentence. Also, the syntax in that quote is fine. It's the spelling, punctuation and capitalization that's off. And furthermore, nothing in that quote indicates that the writer thinks he's making a stylistic choice. He is probably just dumb and/or lazy.
>Not only contributes toNot only does it contribute to
>but also does so while telling that writing properly in informal situations is ___frowned upon____.Very awkward. I'm not actually sure what you're trying to get across here. Maybe "
gives the impression that writing properly in informal situations is frowned upon"?
>Expecting others to do the same is also frowned uponWhat is "the same" referring to? I can deduce that you mean typing properly, but that's not clear from the previous sentence. The referent needs to be obvious.
>impatiently boredRedundant.
No. 194744
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stop this shit
back to onision pls
No. 194747
>>194734>Number agreement.It's agreeing with George Washington, a single person, not the other people that fall under his contextual category.
>Communicational is rarely usedAnd…?
>Cringeworthy attempt at showing off your Wikipedia skills.Sure, picture me as it suits you.
>AwkwardHow can awkwardness be reprehensible?
>Number agreement. "Expose their insecurities".True. I stand corrected.
>Is English your first language?No, nor have I ever claimed to have superior grammatical knowledge. All I'm advocating is the respect for those who try to respect grammar and syntax. Not admiration, just respect.
>It's just "to relish".Relish can also be used with "at". Prove that it can't be used in this case.
>Shows. This entire sentence is a trainwreck.Inattention. I'm actually quite satisfied with it, considering that I've slept less than 4 hours last night.
>This isn't even addressing general issues with style. With such a shaky grasp on the English language, you should not feel qualified to criticize others' writing at all. I would rather read a thousand no-caps posts than one of your semi-literate attempts at sounding intelligent.I truly wish you were nearly as good at text interpretation as you are with grammar, ortography and syntax, because what I did there had nothing to do with that. I can even show you where I admit I make mistakes at a regular basis:
In this post
>>194622>(I, for one, obviously make mistakes at a regular basis and probably made grammar mistakes in this post!)With that said, maybe the only one trying to sound intelligent here is you. A partially failed endeavour, since grammatical evaluation is not as intellectually demanding as investigating one's arguments and you failed to do the latter.
No. 194759
>>194747>It's agreeing with George Washington, a single person, not the other people that fall under his contextual categoryYou mentioned "George Washington, and other brilliant people with communication impairments,"; it needs to agree with everyone mentioned.
>And…?It is not a word that any educated native speaker would use in this context. It is jarring to read.
>How can awkwardness be reprehensible?It makes the sentence difficult to understand - much more so than using improper capitalization.
>Relish can also be used with "at". Prove that it can't be used in this case.No, it cannot. You can search Google for "to relish at", et cetera, with quotes. It is never once used in your context. The only results are sentences like "A dish to relish at this new restaurant". This is something that a fluent English speaker knows naturally.
>Inattention. I'm actually quite satisfied with it, considering that I've slept less than 4 hours last night.would u accept the same xcuse if i typed like this??
I'm not really that interested in your arguments. I'm just trying to help you out with your grammar, since you seem very passionate about it, but your skills aren't up to par. ;)
No. 194844
>>194827Greg probably spends most of the time in the other house and tells her it's for the sake of his job as video maker.
But you know he is fucking those women he pays to be in his videos there.
Lainey probably sits at their new house, all alone.
No. 194857
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>>194759>would u accept the same xcuse if i typed like this?? I surely wouldn't complain. I only did because people now seem to do this on purpose, not only out of inattention or lazyness.
>It makes the sentence difficult to understand - much more so than using improper capitalization.If it's not grammatically incorrect, it doesn't matter. At that point, it's up to the reader to have a broader linguistic background and interpretation, since one is respecting as many rules as one can.
>No, it cannot. You can search Google for "to relish at", et cetera, with quotes. It is never once used in your context. The only results are sentences like "A dish to relish at this new restaurant". This is something that a fluent English speaker knows naturally.You seem to be right, indeed.
>It is not a word that any educated native speaker would use in this context. It is jarring to read.That's subjective. If it doesn't break the rules, it's up to the reader.
>I'm not really that interested in your arguments. I'm just trying to help you out with your grammar, since you seem very passionate about it, but your skills aren't up to par. ;)Sure, one can always improve and I appreciate your help (while ignoring your childish and ineffective passive-aggressiveness). Also, I can rely on the (many) tests I took (in different language instites) to know I am "up to par" based on international standarts. Considering this, I'm afraid your assessments are pretty useless to me.
No. 194862
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No. 194863
>>194857>institute>StandardWasn't paying attention.
>lazinessAutofix'd!
No. 194876
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ya'll just mad cause you have broke dicks that you need to blame your parents for.
No. 194878
>>194876What is this achieving?
He's just trying to make guys that are circumcised feel bad for no reason.
No. 194892
>>194876he has a really unhealthy obsession with uncircumcised penis.
Is shane uncircumcised or something?
No. 194894
>>194876Ahahaha, he's such a sexual noob… I know plenty of guys who are uncircumcised who love stroking their dicks with a palm covered in lube because its fucking enjoyable.
His orgasms must be seriously bland.
No. 194919
>>194917Not the anon you're replying to, but…wat.
What's going on here?
No. 194931
>>194759>>194857Jesus fucking christ, stop. You've already been told to cut this shit out.
>>194917>>194927What the fuck
Why has this thread become a goldmine of autism all of a sudden?
No. 194943
>>194916Nothing ever came of the Venita shit. I question if there was anything to begin with, since Venita used a platform of hating Greg to talk about herself, her surgery/weight loss, etc.
She's been called out on this multiple times and I think that's why she's not active against Greg anymore.
I don't think any formal charges were ever made and Venita probably made up a lot of the shit she was spewing.
No. 195162
>>195016Yeah but Gurg doesn't care about correct writing everyone who has heard of his books knows that much.
>>194876He's not circumcised? What an odd thing to have a holier than thou mentality towards.
No. 197156
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behold
No. 197167
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>>185744A 30 year old man shooping himself to look 14.
Greg is going all out.
No. 197197
>>197167What in the fuck.
This looks nothing like him. He really does look like a 14 year old boy here. wat.
No. 197203
>>197179nope, he shooped himself
he's getting crazier every day
No. 197359
>>197197>>197179>>197203>>197217It's not that complicated, he even gave a secret to how he warps his face like that in certain photos. He was on a warped face binge a while ago.
He uses a Samsung s6 I believe which was a wide angle camera and one of the camera options is wide angled/high angled and he raises it above his face which makes his eyes look bigger/face look different. It's all an illusion, (proven when you see him normally) I've even messed around with the same phone camera and it can really change the way you look.
And of course, makeup, filters and photoshop play a big part.
No. 197360
>>197248tbh
He was less of a douche with Shiloh, more fun and she was more fun too. Lainey is boring as fuck and her looks are overrated. She kind of looks like a man and has weird lips too. And she still acts like a little hipster tumblr girl.
No. 197363
>>197167Besides the obvious shoop to make his hair and eyes bigger, it's easy for Onion to look young when most of his face is covered in fake blood.
Remember when he photoshop'd abs onto himself? lmao
No. 197714
>>197500Excuse my lazyness and thank you. It hadn't come to me to check his ED page. I wanted a different perspective of the events other than Onision's. I saw most of the vids of him explaining what happened and it all sounds like he was the victim in the whole thing. ED doesn't really go into details about her though.
I didn't understand what he said that he has to pay money to her now. Why is that? Also, is what he said about her stealing his stuff true? He said that the cameras were covered with shirts?? Sounds a bit wonky to me…
Is everything else that happened also true or is he making things up to look like the victim? (Memory loss, sepsis, miscarriage)
No. 197809
>>197714You're thinking of Skye.
Greg pays her alimony and she took her stuff with her when she left, which according to Greg is stealing and comparable to slavery.
Shiloh just cheated Greg out of a few hundred dollars or something for rent in Canada and I don't blame her tbh.
Lainey by far has been the most expensive wife/gf he's had, considering he moved to her state, pays for her college, all the baby shit, and her iphones and apple watch shit.
No. 198180
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Taylor looks like she has a baby bump in her latest video, might be the way she's standing.
No. 198182
>>198180Yeah I noticed that too.
And note that Onion bought those costumes for her, and 2/3 are not even Harley Quinn. He straight up ordered "naughty harlequin" costumes.
When he was showing off something that actually looked like Harley, he was so apathetic and bored, and went right back to the sexy costumes.
His wife was literally like a real doll he was dressing up to have fun with.
>Also is it ironic or what that Onion chose one of the most blatantly abusive relationships to dress up as>ALSO HE FUCKING DID THIS WITH SHILOH ALREADY No. 198187
>>197365I think Onion guy is reading this thread since the video has been pulled off for copyright infringement.
HI ONISION, YOU MAD?!!
No. 198302
>>198181How is this bitch cosplaying? LOL, she doesn't know shit about the character and chooses the harlequin outfit instead of the Harley Quinn costume because she doesn't know jack shit.
Is this girl still in college? I hope so because she'll never get by on looks. She looks like a trap and I hope Greg doesn't get by in his post 30 year olds by being married to an underage fan that managed to become a doctor.
No. 198581
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She looks 15 and he looks like her dad.
This is just… fucking awful.
No. 198582
>>198581>15what
she looks like a 25 year old man
No. 198594
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Onion is literally white-suburban, "can I speak to the manager", bob-haircut mom.
No. 198738
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>muh free speech!!!
>used to insta-ban people on his forums for mentioning meat, the divorce, adrienne's letter, etc.
ok onion
ok
No. 198768
>>198181his face looks sunburned as hell.
Lainey looks so unenthusiastic throughout the whole thing.
No. 198771
>>198738lel.
Yeah facebook is a wee bit shite at times w/r/t what can and cannot be posted, but honestly.
Also it's funny as hell that onion should call anyone a douchebag or an ugly nerd. ffs look in a mirror.
No. 198846
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Oh boy, Onion pissed off the internet again with some racist tweets… "MUH WHITE PRIVILEGE"
No. 198895
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>>198892Oh the SJW's were extremely pissed off. He got tons of backlash.
Even his wife mentioned she didn't agree with him and then joined in and then said when they "disagree" they're not fighting… lol k
No. 198896
>>198895He's getting a lot of backlash because he's talking out of his ass and claiming it as "fact" again. He knows nothing about racism and has zero personal experiences to go off of. The whole "I don't see color" shit is so annoying and just white people acting like they're not racist when they really are.
He seriously thinks someone owning a "white people tears" mug is oppressing him. Just, no.
No. 198923
>>198846Gotta hand it to him on this one. He's right, in my opinion.
But he shouldn't keep feeding the backlash on it, or it wil keep erupting. But whatever, though.
No. 199028
>>198846"Listen Edward Scissorhands"
LOL
>199006Jewish people were killed for their religion, not for being white.
No. 199045
>>199039>I-I-It's just making fun of stereotypes!It's like he's pretending blackface wasn't originally made to mock and degrade black people, and that the stereotypes supposedly being mocked are what's partly responsible for the "real life" racism situation he described with the white and black guy. Painting yourself black and acting like a moron does not challenge or attack racism or stereotypes, either, I don't get where he gets that narrative from.
Not to mention it's usually just fucking unfunny. "White people drive like this, black people drive like that xDDD" isn't anything humorous or original.
Fuck him for trying to tell people they're "out of line" for not liking or supporting shitty humor.
No. 199065
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Onision legit looks like Sharon Osbourne in OP GIF.
No. 199147
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>>199065I've been watching gilmore girls again and am grossed out by how much he looks like David Suttcliffe.
I never liked that character anyway.
No. 199308
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Shiloh talking about why she made her insta private and talking more about the abuse she endured.
No. 199334
>>199329Shiloh explained that she never had sepsis, the doctors told her she went septic and she THOUGHT she had sepsis and freaked the fuck out.
And the miscarriage was because he slammed her into a door frame when she refused to sleep on the hall floor outside his bedroom.
No. 199348
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every time I read 'Shiloh'
No. 199402
>>199351OMG holy shit.
Scary that teenagers look up to this dude honestly.
No. 199522
>>199516https://twitter.com/Onision/status/661635954369695744Reading the replies are hilarious.
This is just one giant mess for views and the fact that he's thrown his wife under the bus THREE times over this in the past two days is just amazingly tragic.
Such relationship goals.
No. 199657
>>199649Screencaps pls, I can't find it!
If it's true then oh man, it's gonna be a goldmine
No. 199659
File: 1446608135519.png (38.06 KB, 588x148, cof.png)
Also, Peter Coffin is mad at Onision too.
Bring in the Lolcow All-star Battle Royale.
No. 199671
>>199668God, he is such a raging twat, I want to punch him square in his ugly melting face. He's so condescending and acts like he's better than you. It's disgusting that he talks to his wife this way.
Run Lainey, take your child and fucking run.
No. 199672
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No. 199675
>>199668This guy's asshole smile and asshole behaviour reminds me of Dieter Bohlen.(famous German asshole and band leader of Modern Talking)
Maybe he's his younger clone.
No. 199680
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And here is a member of one of Taylor's favorite bands (Of Mice and Men) shaming Onion for calling cutters criminals.
I'm sure she's over the moon over this kind of attention.
No. 199697
File: 1446620253752.jpg (28.8 KB, 528x188, jkj.JPG)
Time to get forcibly pushed into doorframe :^)
No. 199698
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>>199697Full convo.
Great marriage you guys.
No. 199700
>>199697>>199698>>199699Jesus what is this, the fifth fight they've had in only a couple of days?
Lainey pack your bags.
No. 199704
File: 1446620714038.png (42.86 KB, 618x288, Capture001.PNG)
No. 199705
>>199704lmao, this is pure gold
lainey, your husband a shite
No. 199707
File: 1446620804117.png (62.53 KB, 617x421, Capture002.PNG)
Also this is what Greg is throwing a tantrum over just for context.
What a great husband.
No. 199709
>>199699>>199702so many abusive tactics in these tweets
so much manipulation omfg
No. 199713
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Is it happening
No. 199718
File: 1446622464781.jpg (12.78 KB, 575x81, 1.JPG)
>>199716Well this is the most favorited reply to her tweet.
No. 199719
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No. 199728
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No. 199733
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Holy shit. What a manipulative asshole.
Lainey was happy a guy from her favorite band tweeted her and Onision collectively lost his SHIT on her. What is this the fucking fith fight this week? This guy needs therapy. Lainey needs to RUN.
Here's the full fight.
No. 199736
>>199733Seriously. Her tweet was innocent like "I'm so happy this dude from a band I like tweeted me." Anyone would be excited, but Onion is fucking insane. How in god's name does he keep manipulating these girls to get with him with all this evidence that he's abusive and fucked up??
I really hope Lainey gets out of this relationship and moves away.
No. 199740
>>199733It's really fucked up and sad.
She was warned by a lot of people… people even tried to send letters to her parents.
I guess she was young (17) and easily manipulated by Onion and probably thought "Oh those are just some crazy haters and hes different in real life" then she probably has realized now he's a total piece of abusive trash but now it's probably too late to leave since she has a kid… she should try to though for her and her kid's sake. He would be a terrible parent for a kid to have.
What a mess. Fuck Onision and everyone who stands by him. He's done so many awful things. He's beyond a "troll" as some people call him. He's GARBAGE. He has ruined so many young girls. He needs to be stopped.
No. 199743
>>199741Oh for sure. I'm just saying it must be difficult for her… it'd be hard for her probably since she's so attached to him and now he's a father.
But she definitely should try. I hope she does leave.
No. 199748
>>199746If you look at her most recent tweet that says "I don't know what to do" there's tons of replies from her fans telling her to leave Greg.
That says it all. Even they realize he's an abusive fuck now.
It would be sooo good if she left the asshole. I really hope she does.
He deserves to be alone & she can do so much better.
No. 199762
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He's fronting on twitter real bad.
No. 199769
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>>199766I got u.
I'm just wondering who he is trying to fool.
No. 199770
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>>199668He literally looks like he wants to kill her for saying he's not normal for having a voice inside his head
No. 199771
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onion and lamp 2015
No. 199773
remember when this happened
>>178886omg goals
No. 199774
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Taylor hasn't said a word since the fight and I'm thinking Greg is just doing damage control for the moment.
Also I like how he's acting like what he did wasn't abusive and was just that he made a mistake and misspoke.
No. 199778
>>199775Wow I'm actually seriously bothered by this.
Like I can understand how embarrassing it must have been to publicly argue like that, airing all sorts of dirty laundry.
But at the same time, this was the first real time that his fans have supported his wife during a fight.
Almost always he puts whatever gf/wife/fiance under the bus and the fans attack maliciously, but in this instance everyone sided with Taylor and told her to leave his ass rightfully so.
And now the tweets are gone. (I mean obviously we have the receipts but still)
The cycle carries on to another day.
No. 199779
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"""mistakes"""
No. 199783
>>199778I feel disgusted too… What a psycho, honestly. And now his fans will buy his BS tweets and probably be like "lol just a little fight heheh no big deal greg, oh well" and move on soon and Lainey will probably act like everything is fine or say it wasn't a big deal.
What a joke.
No. 199788
>>199781It's all speculation but there was a rumor that he hit her once and promised it would never happen again. It was never confirmed so take it as you will.
But yes Greg is VERY controlling, and it seems when he doesn't have complete control, he lashes out on everyone.
I imagine he like firmly grasps her wrists, yanks her by the hips, pushes her, etc. during arguments, like very violent actions, but not full on beating.
He's ALWAYS had anger issues. Him yelling for like five minutes about something so trivial his chest zits always comes to mind when I think of his outbursts.
No. 199790
>>199668i know that i'm gunna get some heat for this, but greg is such an asshole and i find it hilarious. he's such a dick, it's not even comprehensible. like he's just ruining everything and im laughing, i must be the biggest prick lool….
then again, im a pretty big prick :(
No. 199797
>>183624muscle mass causes your veins to push towards the surface and requires more blood flow to nourish and fill the muscles
hence bigger veins. there's also hydration and bodyfat content which he seems to have little of
also forearms have very thin skin on them, same as the tops of your hand. it's not weird at all. having large veins is completely normal for muscular people
No. 199927
>>199919Possibly jealousy, he probably thinks of his wife as no more than a "starfucker" and seeing her get excited because a famous band member talked to her, probably stirred up some old feelings for him considering he himself was able to bag her so easily.
Hence him whining about "GO MARRY HIM THEN!" ect, he saw the guy as competition and figures it must be easy for his wife to nail semi-famous stars.
No. 199990
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Quick! Gotta use this attention from abusing my wife positively! Buy my merch!
No. 200010
>>199733didn't something similar like this happen with one of his ex wives?…. AJ maybe?
I can't remember, but his "I'd never talk to someone who doesn't like YOU" shtick sounds familiar.
No. 200011
>>200010It might have been AJ's friends. They didn't really approve of Greg, so Greg tried countless times for AJ to cut contact with them.
He also does the same thing to Taylor's family, since they all hate him he's been trying to sever that as well.
No. 200017
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No. 200039
>>199730Would you just think for a second? Great if you've been in an abusive relationship that you could get out off, but Lainey has a kid with this guy. They're married. Because of Greg, her relationship with her parents is shit (or at least w/ her father). He's paying for everything, rent, groceries, her stuff AND her college. Where is she supposed to go without money, anyone to go to and a child?! She couldn't even finish college. It's not that easy to get out of a relationship like this, don't act like that.
>>199724Especially if you have low self-esteem and are being brainwashed. It's not that easy, dickhead.
No. 200041
>>200039This.
I know Lainey has a separate banking account from her husband that all the money she's made off of younow, youtube, poshmark, and her tshirt sales have gone to. She publicly talked about it in the stream with Greg, and Greg seemed really bothered that she was saving her money.
No. 200050
>>200042Wow then pick up the phone and make an appointment. This girl is a mother right? Wow. I cannot even comprehend being so childish to broadcast your problems on twitter and not even take the initiative to get a therapist. You are a mom! Get help for you and your child. What a stupid bitch.
If the abuse is real she needs to get out and seek help.
No. 200054
>>200041Whoops, didn't see this post before making
>>200050. If she's got her own bank account then what is she fucking doing? I'm glad she's smart enough to at least have that, but she's so stupid and immature in every other way. I think being with Onion helped stunt her growth, and if he's really abusive to her, she's probably super cowed, but…it's so hard to feel bad for her when it seems like she has the resources to escape. If everything in her possession was in her husband's name, it'd be more understandable.
No. 200057
>>200054Its easy for an outsider looking in to say that. To us she has everything she needs to leave greg, but he's a manipulative piece of shit. He's probably the only person she really gets to talk to (since I'm pretty sure her relationship with her parents is shot).
He's probably whispering about how useless, ugly and dumb she is, she'll never amount to anything, he loves her so much, blah blah blah. Money doesn't matter if you aren't emotionally strong enough to leave someone. People usually get that courage from friends and family.
No. 200066
>>200039>>200057you know what? she hasn't fucking tried to get out of it. she went along with it and isn't good in with her parents? well time to get over it, if you need help, ask for it. what could she possibly do, and with a child no less? well here are about a million things:
>save money>document abuse
>ask parents for help>ask government for help>ask women's shelter for help>ask friends for help>ask public for help
>stop being a pussy and divorce onion>document abuse, get kid>use resources>get child supportgood on you for being sympathetic but if women in abusive relationships never make an effort to get out of them THEY WILL NEVER GET OUT OF THEM. that is literally what they have to do. so no, you can't just say 'well she can't' because she has to. she literally has to start somewhere. people are allowed to be frustrated.
No. 200069
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He just put this on his instagram.
"Oh guys look at me I'm like so caring and I love my wife so much! Arent I a good husband? Let's ignore the abuse that occurred yesterday! I'm so nice and loving!"
I hate him. I hate him SO FUCKING MUCH.
No. 200070
>>199733Jesus fucking Christ. If this isn’t emotional abuse I don’t know what is. She’s allowed to like whatever band members she wants.
I mean if the tables were turned and let’s say Andy Biersack had blocked Lainey, I don’t think Onision would have told him to “fuck off.” What a fucking power struggle.
You go girl for standing up for yourself against that abusive monster.
No. 200078
Onion is the fucking worst. He's a disgusting, manipulative, immature abuser, he doesn't deserve to be a father.
Get the FUCK out of there, Lainey. Take your son and get the fuck out. Move in with your parents. Love yourself. Don't be publicly abused by a sick, ugly, pimply fool.
(also sorry for OT but
>>199733 and
>>199771 really sounds like this guy I've involved with and holy shit it's kind of a wakeup call.
shudders)
No. 200092
>>200085it looks like he's just trying to check out his body in the viewfinder.
All that tryhard tensing.
No. 200093
>>200085Thank you!
Holy shit, you would think in your late twenties you would have your zit problem figured out. He is so gross
No. 200095
>>200090Her livelihood is tied to Onion, she doesn't have a degree and there's a fucking small child in the mix. She's not an adult, she's a teen who never had to exeperimente the world by herself. He keeps her locked out and probably severed any deep connections she had.
Stop talking out off you asses. Leaving is never easy. Fucking battered women don't leave and there's a reason.
No. 200102
y'all are forgetting she is a kid. she met onion when she was young. what, 15 or 16? jesus i can't imagine how hard it must be. he basically robbed the cradle. tbh i won't be surprised if she'll never live a normal life again because of him, and when she does separate from him (when he inevitably leaves her) i think that she will go through immense amounts of trauma tbh.
this is ignoring the fact that she is financially tied to him, has no other family and has a fucking kid. jesus christ.
No. 200111
>>200102Isn't she 20 now? Not saying that's worldly adult, but she's not exactly a child anymore. Not that her husband helped her mature at all.
Did her parents disown her or something, or are they just on bad terms because Onion forced her to cut ties? Would they really turn away their daughter and grandchild in a dire situation?
No. 200114
>>200111onisiondrama tumblr says her parents disprove of the relationship and onion and them have a mutual dislike of each other, but they still visit/talk to Lainey, so if she wanted to leave her parents would probably (gladly) help her out. maybe onion monitors her phone use so she can't call them - but how would she get away with "mouthing off" on social media about him in that case?
i think onion is def abusive to her, emotionally/verbally, hopefully not physically but obviously he's rough with her. but it also seems like he doesn't have as much control over her as he wants to and that's what drives him into these rages.
No. 200148
>>200111she's mentally NOT an adult because he stunted her growth by literally turning her into his childbride.
so yeah, she might be 20 or whatever but so long as she's with onion she's going to have the emotional maturity of a kid. i mean ffs look at the way she tweets, that is not the way a functioning adult tweets. she sounds like an overemotional teenager STILL.
No. 200179
If you haven't already, read Adrienne's letter:
http://onisiondrama.tumblr.com/letterIt's so obvious he is doing the same manipulative shit to Lainey.
No. 200189
>>200095Her livelihood would be tied to Greg if she didn't have her own separate oh-shit fund just in case.
She's in a far well off position since all her dirty laundry with Gerg is out there for all of her fans to see, let alone it's clear that she has support fron fans to leave the piece of shit she is with.
Don't give this girl excuses. Especially when she even knows she needs help, yet tries to then play hopeless.
No. 200191
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>my beatutiful le wife lainey ^_____^ <33 xDDD
I fucking hate him and his cocksuckers that enable him.
No. 200194
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Some more tweets from Lainey
No. 200227
File: 1446705796882.jpg (77.29 KB, 720x405, 12121.jpg)
Look at it this way: Before Taylor met Onision, she was just a typical dumb teenage girl. And it's not a big deal, most of us were. But as you later grow up and tackle life, you mature, become independent and hopefully realize which people are bad for you.
But take a look at Taylor's situation. She's 16, more of a emo/hipster but still typical teen, kind of awkward, insecure and fangirls over vloggers- one of the being Onision.
He's so charming, totally understands teenagers and a pretty edgy guy- doesn't afraid of anything! And one day, a dream come true! Onision replies to her tweets!
He is interested in her. This great man with so many fans (fangirls) is interested in her, who is basically a nobody! And he calls her perfect for him, his soulmate. Taylor can't believe someone like her is so lucky.
Her parents don't understand though. So what if he is in his late twenties? Don't they see he loves her? Don't they see how smart (opinionated and edgy) he is? Greg says true love know no age. And that Disney cartoon couple has even a big age difference then them and nobody cares. Old people are so dumb. As her beloved Greg says, they are the reason why the world is so bad now. Oh and they are meat-eaters too, ugh.
But Greg shows how serious he is about her, he marries her in less in a year, just about when she turns legal. He must love her, otherwise he wouldn't marry her, right? And he wanted to have a child with her too, so she becomes pregnant for him. Must be true love. Greg said it is.
Her father is still against her marriage, but Greg solves that problem for her too. He makes Lainey completely financially dependent on him! He is willing to spend money on her so she can minimize contact with her parents. Onision willing to spend money…on her…he is sacrificing for love as he says.
As time passes, Taylor feels like she is not enough. Greg spends most of his time in garage filming videos. He gives her compliments, but criticizes her too. Not good enough. Greg comments how a girl who makes youtube videos with him has bigger boobs. And is more prettier. Taylor feels like she isn't feminine enough, maybe she shouldn't have been actually a girl. Greg leaves her sleeping alone at night. She has no friends. Again, she is not enough for the great Greg who has so many fans (fangirls). Well now, she has lots of fans too. But as Greg says, she would be nothing if it wasn't for him. If he replaces her, where will she and oh, her son, go?
So yeah, what I was trying to portray here is that as Taylor got involved with Onision and became financially dependent on him, he became not only her lover, but some sort of guru. Her involvement with him also mentally stunted her growth, because he is a manchild, stuck being a teenager. She was his fangirl and he made her believe everything he says is right. That's why she can't simply let go. She is still mentally an insecure teenager, even though she is actually an adult and a mother.
Pic related: Greg's logic he sells to Taylor and other fangirls.
No. 200307
>>200085"This is my
vegetarian BODDDYYYYY HYAAAAHHHH!!"
I am fucking dying - this is gold, what a total knob head.
No. 200362
>>200356If she's 100% groomed and cut off then why does she have money in a bank account that onion does not have access to? Why does she still have contact with her parents? You guys are giving her no credit. She's in a better spot than those housewives that literally have nothing in their own name and then are destitute when their husbands divorce them. She obviously knows that things either are going wrong or could go wrong if she is saving money. If she divorced onion, even if he got away with not paying her a cent (unlikely), she could finish her degree. Her parents would not abandon her and her child if they are still on speaking terms and visit. She can rebuild the bridges onion forced her to burn, or make new relationships. She is not 100% helpless. She is immature and twisted by onion, but she was still aware enough to go out and get a bank account in her own name instead of signing all of her life and money over to him. That speaks volumes.
I am not saying it will be easy by any means but I believe she is capable. I just hope it doesn't take a serious beat down or the baby getting hurt for her to do it. It seems like the gender fluid shit was the first step in breaking onions control of her, and there's nothing he can do about it but pretend that he's ok with it when you know he probably feels like the biggest cuck in the world.
No. 200480
>>200477I think it's really great everyone is sympathetic to her!
>>200365>>200356>>200301Let's not pretend there isn't a middle ground between 'strong independent woman' or a 'child bride'
No. 200622
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New tweet from Lainey… Hmm.
No. 200709
>>200701What in the fuck.
Why does he own a pair of realistic fake tits?
Is he just doing this because Taylor is questioning her gender?
No. 200715
>>200709He has a breast plate he got off amazon so he can play super awful female characters in his skits.
He basically portrays every fat, black, republican, female, etc character as being the devil in his videos, while his own persona is the "level-headed" voice of reason.
It's very Family Guy.
No. 200721
>>200715That video was awful
All his fangirls responding:
>well I guess i'm a guy then XDDHow dumb can you bitches get?
No. 200754
>>200701What a fucking weirdo. And those comments that are "Onision makes a prettier girl than me!"
Are you a dog, bitch?
No. 200796
File: 1446792140353.jpg (15.79 KB, 532x95, 64.JPG)
She keeps tweeting like this.
And apparently, she will have a broadcast tomorrow. I wonder if Onion will appear…or if she will defend him.
No. 200797
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Also retweeting stuff that's making fun of Onision
No. 200802
I feel like onion could play handsome jack, something about his face and special kind of retard would make it believable for me. maybe not long enough face though.
>>200796>>200797great..
No. 200828
>>200656No, she's a cunt. Even being a cunt doesn't mean she deserves to be mistreated/abused.
>>200496THIS!!! That's probably why he fucking loves youtube and loves to trap his partners in his home.
No. 200836
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heard you guys like skinnyfat
No. 200857
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>>200836>Store bought shit>Ill-fitted>Skinny fatwhere ur abs at tho
No. 200908
>>198946A better example would be the case of the White Zimbabweans (or Rhodesians, if you'd rather). The Vumba Massacre was gruesome.
Some people attribute this to why the Apartheid started: many of the white Rhodesians were forced to flee and they were bitter over everything, and well, you know what happened next
That said, I really don't like pitting whites against blacks or whatever skin color shit. Not because "we're all people" (kind of a cop out reason imo) but because delineating race through color in and of itself is faulty. We all know that black pretty much only refers to Africans, yet not all Africans have black skin, nor is black skin only found in African folk. For example, the aetas of the Philippines are also dark skinned but they are excluded from the "black" spectrum. Same goes for the whites. You'll find plenty of non-Westerners with naturally white skin yet no one would dare call them white.
sorry for the autist, this is something that grinds my gears a lot
No. 201000
>>200094their child is already getting damaged from the relationship dynamic right now, babies retain that tension and viewed abuse. she's just as much to blame for their child inevitably turning out fucked up like greg because she didn't leave.
i don't feel even remotely bad for her, sorry not sorry, she's an adult with a fucking child that depends on her. she needs to leave and stop allowing their child to witness abuse, by default be abused, and in the future continue to cycle of abuse.
i can't stand people neglecting their children.
No. 201046
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I just hope she takes what we say into consideration - I really hope it isn't Greg who reads these on her account seeming as he has control over 90% of her social media.
No. 201061
>>200836nononononononono FATMAN
nononononononono FATMAN
FATMAN! FATMAN! FATMAN!
No. 201078
>>183126because women want to be attractive for men and men want to be attractive for women.
it's the way humans work whether you like it or not.
now, this video is still retarded tho
he doesnt know what anorexia is
No. 201083
>>188577Women have also been emotionally abusive to men for centuries too.
Why are people so one-sided here?
Both genders can abuse. sorry for OTT
No. 201085
>>199045it's just dark humor though
nothing wrong with that
ive one seen a black girl painting her face yellow to "look asian"
it was hilarious. you need to lighten up and not take shit seriously.
No. 201086
Looks like she went live a few hours ago:
https://t.co/fR8IkFHH3m Hmm…
No. 201087
>>200069>gender is a spectrumthen what are the other genders?
fucking tumblr
No. 201096
>>201086She said she got him a new ring for his birthday. Haven't heard her mention the incident yet… I'm 15 minutes in.
And her friend Sarah is talking with her… kind of boring tbh.
Seems like she's "over it" now… ugh.
Seems like she won't leave. What a joke. Honestly, it's her fault if shes stays. She seems so fake and full of it. Come on. Everyone was telling her to leave, she could have easily. But now she won't? Fuck off.
No. 201115
>>201112Because she's mentally 14, clearly.
It's so awkward to watch. Literally all her fans/her only friend are all so young. It's creepy.
No. 201120
>>201100Coincidentally Onion just posted about a dream he had of a father watching his wife and two sons dying in space. We know he already has one son, and he seemed pretty "upset" over it.
I know Lainey said she wouldn't announce her next pregnancy, and in the past she would often put down rumors. It's kind of telling that she's not denying it now.
>>201104Yeah I watched it for a bit, she showed off a fresh hickey on her stream then said she and Greg were still working through everything.
No. 201131
>>201123She also had a hickey and kept saying it "wasn't a big deal" because she bruised easily, mentioned her mom being oblivious that she's bi and her dad getting mad at her about it and how she won't try to explain her gender thing to them and also how she hasn't read his second book (lol)
Also, I find the sexual shit between her and onion so fucking gross. He's always bragging about giving her multiple orgasms and mentioning how they're always fucking. So classy. I'm so sick of these two immature fuckers.
No. 201134
>>201086Everyone in the broadcast "OMG IM SO AWKWARD LOL XDDD IM EMO HEHEHE"
Ugh
No. 201137
>>201136Found out Greg was home*
And he was slamming doors too. What a dick.
No. 201172
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Dang
No. 201238
>>201172Yeah cause Onion apologized 9003 times and according to her theyre "working through things" mmmhmm
just wait, he'll do some shit like this again… she really is making a mistake by not leaving. smh
No. 201357
>>200686>>200644yeah, ignorance is one of my
triggers :''''(
No. 201634
>>201543OMG so progressive this guy is wow like wow so right so knowing
Forgets that there are reasons that black on white crime stats are higher than white on black such as institutionalised racism, lack of educational opportunities for some (mostly of colour) groups, and the judicial system, but like… ya let's forget that because he presents every catch phrase from his side of the argument in a rational calm tone and "vicki" presents all the cathcphrases from "her" side of the argument as a ditzy tumblrina. I'm sure there's something about narcissists and sociopaths arguing like that as well so you think they're always right and everyone else is craycray.
Also the Vicki characature is incredibly sexist, and makes it look like Onion hates women because he does, but lets forget that too because onion is the most progressive right person on the planet who is never ever wrong like ever.
The way he portrays Vicki is probably how he thinks Lainey argues too which really makes me sick tbh.
I can't believe I just watched that video and added to his viewcount.
No. 201669
>>201543Honestly It's funny how onision is so against things like 'black lives matter'….
He seems like the kind of person who would get mad at a 'gay pride' parade and go, 'BUT WHAT ABOUT STRAIGHT PRIDE!!!" or some retard shit
completely misses the point of everything and just makes it all about himself and how self obsessed he is
No. 201862
File: 1447050075111.jpg (289.04 KB, 1024x576, Onision.jpg)
"onision is so hot!"
No. 202007
>>201862oh wow! his skin condition is really similar to my almost-50-yo mother
isnt he like 30?
No. 202140
>>202028[text] In the last 24 hours I have been publicly slandered by my ex.
The time for talking is over. Decide for yourself who is right.
Shiloh: (sniffs, on phone) A as in Alpha (gasps, etc)… I want to be able to talk. I want people to realize he's been telling people lies. (sobs, sniffs)
[Onision shows his un-amused face from 0:24-0:300]
[Shiloh hands Onision the phone]
Onision: (to phone) Hello? Hi.
S: (To Onision) Get the camera off of me. I swear to god. (louder, directed at phone) He has a camera on me! He has a camera on me right now get the camera off of me! (to Onision) Why do you have a camera on me?
[phone babbles softly]
O: Ok thank you.
S: Get. the camera. off of me.
O: Ok thank you. Bye.
S: Get the camera off of me.
O: Buddy(?), the problem is, is that when I was on the phone with my Aunt Kelly, and my mom, you threatened to kill yourself in the background so that's two witnesses. It's-
S: (sniffs) You know what? No you're going to listen to me. You're going to listen to me because you're never going to see me again
O: (coughs)
S: (cont) so once in your life you're going to listen to me. Okay? Look at me. Look at me Greg. I don't care if you record me you're going to listen to me. I'm going to seriously tell everybody what you've done to me.
O: I haven't done anything to you.
S: I'm going to destroy you.
O: I haven't done anything to you.
S: Yes you have, you've destroyed everything. I'm forced to go back there, he's going to kick me out and I have nothing. Just know, [camera points down at floor showing feet] that when they say on the news that I was found, [camera back up to Shiloh] brutally murdered, that it was because of you.
O: We broke up.
S: Look at me.
O: We broke up.
S: Look at me! I-
O: We broke up.
S: (cont) don't give a shit whether we broke up or not. I do not give a shit. What you have done to me is irreversible. You have destroyed -any- way for me to support myself, I have nothing. You have destroyed me.
O: Can you take a step back?
S: No.
O: I'm backed into a corner.
S: Then you have to promise to listen to me.
O: [Greg uses a low voice]I do not have to promise [back to normal voice] anything but please [?]- excuse me. [walks past Shiloh]
S: You're going to listen to me.
O: [Here I'll?] open the door for the police.
S: (cries)
[door unlocks and opens] [beeping] [4 beeps- alarm code is pressed to deactivate alarm]
S: You've destroyed everything. Everything that you do isn't real. Your career's [?] gonna be finished. Trust me I'm capable of it. Now I actually want to destroy you because you've destroyed me. You're done. And then you'll be left with nothing.
[text] The cops showed up minutes later.
I assume there are two police officers but I'm not going to guess who is talking [? Police officer says something unintelligible]
[Camera is now against something, facing the wall maybe, no people are shown]
Police officer: What would you like us to do sir? You called.
Onision: auM. I called my sister and she told me to just leave. To just move away. And I mean this is, this is-
P: That's probly a good idea.
O: Yeah. Um. But here's the weird thing, um. Uh-I can't stop paying utilities here, I can't-I can't shut it off cuz that would be illegal eviction according to the people I talked to
P: Mhm, yep.
O: so I'm thinking what I'll do is I'll just have to move to LA um, cuz I-I work, I'm gonna work down there. And keep paying utilities, and hope my house isn't vandalized (laughs).. or anything.
P: Do you rent or own?
O: I own.
P: Mmkay.
O: Yeh..but I mean I -
Shiloh: - - - - your house
O: she refuses to leave so I dunno
S: but I - I don't have money to move out myself[?]
P: Well the only way you can get her out is with an eviction or a court order.
O: Yeah
Police officer 2: Merherlkehrlekhrhlekhr (maybe 'we educated them last night already')
O: Yeah I-I-I have to work every day. I work full time (laugh) every single day.
P: Well you gotta ask- you gotta get your priorities and say 'Hey. Do I want this situation to continue on er end?' And then once you've made that determination-
O: Eehh~ yah
P: (cont) you need to take the step to move either this way or this way.
O:I-in order, in order for me to-to continue doing my job, I have to leave her cuz she's not leaving
P: Ok.
O: so… so I'm just gonna, I'm just gonna go to L.A. as soon as possible an..
P: And what has changed since the cops came out here last night
O: Uhhm. She threatened to kill herself in between that time,
P: Ok.
O: and she got hysterical
P: what did she say.
O: She- she said that
P2: ashda;shd desperate[?]
O: she was.. she said- I was on the phone with my Aunt Kelly and she threatened to kill herself and I an, th- I had to call the cops and she said that she was.. what did you say exactly? You said it- you said something, you said you were gonna make it look really bad? Or something
P: Did u threaten to kill yourself young lady
S: I did.
P2: U did?
S: I'm not going to deny that
P2: How come
S: Um
P: Cuz that's- that's not the - those weren't the statements of a reasonable person
[Text] Now you know the truth
No. 202183
>>202069Ugh who the f films that sort of thing and uploads it? Like I get that it was revealed later that she was faking, but still… if your partner's behaving that strangely, you phone up an ambulance, not get the camera out and start filming how "well" you're taking care of them to show your youtube audience how "sensitive" you are.
Why would she feel the need to fake something like that anyway. Because she's fragile. It's always the young, fragile girls he goes for. It makes him look like a good guy, a saviour. People with NPD have a huge saviour complex as well, not meaning to be an armchair psychologist but ugh there are so many similarities.
>>202111This too. It all reminds me of my ex who probably does have NPD. His collected manner in dealing with her. How he tried so hard to save her probably. How he'll air all the really bad dirty laundry out about her for the world to see, and conveniently leave out anything that would make him look bad. It's all gross and I'm a bit
triggered. I just showered and I want another one now to try and wash all the bad feels off of me. And I wish this girl had succeeded in bringing Onion down, and that Lainey, as fucked up and focused on efame as she also seems, manages to get out and run far away.
No. 202420
>>202215Exactly
>>202419Because she's a dumb bitch who lets Greg control her, even by changing her name. It's not even a loving or cute nick name. He just straight up changed her name and she allows him to do whatever he wants. It's an abusive relationship
No. 202430
>>202428Taylor said she didn't like her name because it was gender neutral (ironic considering her gender identity now), so she had Greg start calling her by her middle name, Elaine. And that turned into Lainey. But her personal facebook is her maiden name "Taylor Anderson" so.
The kid is taken care of by Greg during the day when Taylor is at class, and taken care of at night by Taylor when Greg is editing. Troy lives in that fancy ass house Greg is renting. And as for the grandparents, they visit her like once a year, and sometimes Taylor will visit them with Troy but that seems about it.
Greg and Taylor's step-dad hate each other.
And Greg has a mom, two sisters, and a cousin that shows up in videos time to time. His mom is batshit and his sisters barely tolerate him at this point. His dad was accused of child molestation and left, he's a preacher now, there are some videos of him out there.
Hope that helps.
No. 202435
>>202434Skye is rumored to have a child with him kept hidden from him for good reason.
Shiloh had a miscarriage, had a child with another man that died from SIDS.
Adrienne used morning after pill.
And Lainey has Troy and is rumored to be pregnant again.
No. 202438
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No. 202962
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Greg is officially 30
No. 202991
File: 1447280846734.png (463.46 KB, 592x631, onion.png)
At the of the new UhOhBro video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkdN_nVIPNwHe looks so gross when he turns off the lights. lmao nice dead eyes and greasy hair too, looks homeless. Hahaha
No. 202994
>>202962Not even a birth certificate is going to convince me he isn't six years older than he actually is.
Photoshop can't hide him aging in dog years.
No. 203006
>>202962There is no possible way he is 30. He looks at least 40 god damn.
What is his situation with his family? Like … does he ever talk to his parents or hate them or love them? It would be really hard to lie about your age if your parents are ass deep in your online life. Then again his parents have nothing to say about his emotional abuse so …. i guess they'd never point out him lying about his age either …
No. 203010
>>202962Is he… wearing mascara? Like yeah boys' eyelashes are often longer and thicker but he looks like he's actually wearing mascara.
Also yeah I think he's much older than 30. But staring at the candles like he could kill them for giving an age that is closer to his than he wants us to think he is. Praying for Taylor and that baby tonight honestly.
>>202972He doesn't look like anyone I've dated, but he certainly behaves like one of them. The NPD one with the saviour complex, who preys on weaker girls and then spins everything around to look like the good guy so that more weak girls will fall for him.
No. 204303
>>203553the "idgaf" fairy
Now take your birthday announcement to facebook.
No. 204452
>>201643it's wrong to hit ladies
it's right to hit bitches
No. 204570
File: 1447664222550.jpg (67.84 KB, 540x576, edgy.jpg)
How to keep up an edgelord lifestyle in your 30's.
No. 204574
>>204570really the only youthful thing about him is his retardedness, maybe his hairstyle and that's about it.
without heavy filters he looks older than he is.
No. 204631
>>204570pfft all that effort into filters, mascara, and a trip to starbies to get a trendy cup and make it edgy for his stans, and he couldn't even be bothered to wash his fucking face.
seriously he looks dirty in this pic.
No. 204686
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lol
No. 204816
>>204796It's his eyes for me. He reminds me of Dexter, all cold and evil. Something weird about the guy.
You know when some people have that weirdo look?
No. 204876
File: 1447731668576.jpg (64.42 KB, 597x590, hur7.JPG)
Bieber hair on a 30 year old man. Also he shooped himself again.
No. 204888
>>204809Honestly I agree with you. I hate him as a whole but some of his less
problematic/infuriating UhOhBro stuff is actually alright.
No. 204903
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>>204816hes got serial killer eyes, ted bundy had them too
No. 204981
>>204944I agree.
He looks like someone who would shoot up a school tbh.
No. 206038
File: 1448027989331.gif (938.04 KB, 400x225, canyounot-onision.gif)
this gif is straight up scary. onion boy's killer eyes and plastic face, lainey's dead eyes and chubby cheeks…i just
No. 206532
>>206515Such shit acting, couldn't watch more than half a minute. But I love the backlash in the comments.
>People hate Onision so much they had to disguise the niggakek
No. 206614
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I love this tweet.
No. 206924
>>205913these are just really fucking unnerving. 16 or not- i would run from that kind of attention.
they both seem unstable as hell.
No. 206987
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just ew ew ew
anyone notice how his instagram is 95% just his selfies and nothing else?
No. 207026
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>>206987What the hell is going on with his skin?
No. 207247
>>207048Probably a lot considering it looks like he puts it all over his face as well.
>>206987Lol I love how he thinks he looks youthful just because he looks the same as he did in high school, when in reality his high school photos make him look like a 30 year old, and now he looks like a 40 year old with terrible skin.
No. 207258
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>>206987I was trying to put my finger on who he resembles…. and it's Bagul, from Sinister. He literally looks like something out of a horror movie.
No. 207687
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Greg's mom's crap comic to set us up for the Thanksgiving mood, or just to laugh at a woman with 3 grown kids who still makes vampire comics.
https://www.youtube.com/user/Vamchoir even more shit comics.
She raised Greg as an indigo child, so now we know why he's such a cow.
And this post isn't freaking automated, godammit.
No. 207710
>>207690No wonder gerg hates women then. I mean growing up with a female form of his awful self I would too honestly.
that doesn't excuse shit though cos he's so grown and such mature adult now lol.
No. 207756
>>207696The part where he grabs his chest… LMAO
10/10 acting Gurgles. He has a bunch of those whiny videos crying too.
Remember Goodbye Shiloh? At the end he gets a "call" and of course it's Shiloh and he starts crying (while he conveniently is filming this all) and says he loves her. Onion is just obsessed with drama and always has been. He's obsessed with being pittied.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L1vAgMkTH7g No. 207771
>>207766So dad's a child molester/abusive dick and mom's a weirdo gypsy?
I guess crazy really does run in the family.
The onion really doesn't fall far from the tree.
No. 207780
>>207778True. Onion obviously needs therapy very badly but is too far up his own ass to ever consider actually going.
Yes, I know he claims he saw a therapist when he almost killed himself but I think we all know he half-assed a session or two and then moved on. He still has so many issues.
No. 208063
File: 1448574832586.png (810.06 KB, 600x598, nopesorry.PNG)
He thinks he made Lainey and himself in Fallout. The gross, greasy looking hair is the only accurate part.
No. 208381
File: 1448658501064.jpg (48.98 KB, 300x222, onion's final form.jpg)
>>208379His hair in the thumbnail is killing me.
No. 208564
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xK-vVLQPKJ0God he's so obnoxious and ugly.
(New video with his wife, they play truth or dare, because they're fucking adult-babies)
No. 208656
>>208654I was taking the piss.
It's kind of disturbing how much he seems to love him and hate him at the same time, but I'm pretty sure it's just jealousy.
No. 208924
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>>208915Jaclynn is back with Dave Days, and he's still cool in my books. Onion still sucks.
Jaclynn is intelligent enough to get into med school, and knows a bit about being chiropractor… meaning she respects education. Doesn't blag on about not reading a book since high school.
Also, onion is too much of a snowflake to admit that he's an atheist, because the fact is it's theism vs atheism, and gnostic vs agnostic. So a majority of atheists are agnostic atheists. But he's so fucking arrogant he doesn't give a shit about facts. So yeah, he still remains the most pathetic.
No. 209068
File: 1448815343018.png (230.37 KB, 372x383, Onion.png)
>>208915God, what an obnoxious video with some annoying ass people. Ugh. And Onion looks like a fucking corpse in that one shot, man he looks old as hell. Funny how he hides behind his filters and makeup though.
No. 209479
>>209389There's no mention of any sort of god or higher power, by definition atheist.
http://onisiondrama.tumblr.com/SicescaTheist = believes in god/gods; atheist = doesn't believe in god/gods
gnostic = knowing; agnostic = not knowing
No. 209500
>>209479God /= Religion
Also anon said a cult, not a deity.
No. 209801
File: 1448991908200.png (498.13 KB, 591x587, onion.png)
Caption from his new instagram pic: ""How can you look at yourself in the mirror?" - I do it like this."
God what a narcissist. He's so damn creepy looking too, like a serial killer.
No. 209814
>>209801>""How can you look at yourself in the mirror?" - I do it like this." Sounds like someone called him out on something, and this is his edgy response. If someone asked him how he sleeps at night, he'd probably say on a pile of subscribers' money. Because coming up with snappy edgy comebacks is more important than making an effort to be a better person.
I can't believe this bitch is like 30+. Honestly.
No. 209819
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I knew he reminded me of someone.
No. 209847
>>209837Onion is charming as hell too. To dumb teenagers.
That's a bit worrying.
No. 209848
>>209841yeah, its like i said here:
>>204903he has the sociopath stare, it looks so empty and evil.
No. 210014
I think Greg is more like James Huberty.
http://murderpedia.org/male.H/h/huberty-james.htm He's going to lose his followers cause he's old and the filters don't work.
He's gonna have to get a job off of youtube and then he's going to shoot up a McDonalds because he's a loser who can't get anymore views.
I think Greg is a omega attention whore.
No. 210255
>>210233What the fuck. He looks like straight up white trash.
What self respecting grown man would be a fan of Onision?
No. 210586
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>>210579You beat me to it. I saw this a second ago, and my mind instantly went to farm.
Which one of you brilliant villains did this?
No. 210730
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I hate his retarded sarcastic captions.
No. 210743
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>>210730Tfw he is being sarcastic but it is actually all true.
No. 210750
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No. 210823
>>210796>that greasy hair>that face>that unflushed toilet>those wet slurping soundsWhat. The. Actual. Fuck? This is gross.
Why does he have fans again?
No. 211000
>>210751Yeah, I really think that she's too aware of how things like this work on the internet to have made the post. Plus I think the way she writes is easier to read than that.
I posted the first cap of the post - I'm just a regular reader of the relationships reddit, cuz I like drama (heh). A lot of the posts made there are fake, so I take it with a grain of salt in general.
No. 211301
File: 1449411644605.jpg (33.84 KB, 353x245, image.jpg)
I finally realised what his face reminds me of. Pic related, an Argonian from Elder Scrolls.
No. 211376
>>211357oh look, someone he can relate to.
both just too smart and pretty for this world.
No. 211414
File: 1449440402675.png (322.27 KB, 613x592, 017.png)
https://poshmark.com/closet/laineybotAll of Onion's clothes look like what an edgy 6th grader would wear if he bought all his clothes from walmart and hot topic.
Very school shooter chic :^)
No. 211839
>>211608I think 5:22 onward was a dig at Lamey too.
Also ugh…
>the only female character is Vicki, who is meant to represent women apparently>the implication that MCR made good music>fucking hot topic alt kids shitting all over mainstream music just because it's not the thing they're into>except this particular hot topic alt kid is 30 years oldStay classy, onion.
No. 211903
>>211608Mmmmmmmmmmm he is so
problematic, that's soooo sexist I just can't believe he made that video
No. 212138
File: 1449601009120.png (793.55 KB, 927x582, rotten onion.png)
He posted this on instagram…
So who's paying for this kid's therapy sessions?
No. 212192
File: 1449615704993.png (1006.05 KB, 1903x2700, gofundme.png)
>>212138https://www.gofundme.com/billiedawningleTaylor's gf is begging for money because she doesn't have a job. She says they won't hire her based on her appearance.
Apparently begging is better than taking off your facial piercings and dying your hair a normal color.
No. 212199
>>212192Hell, she wouldn't even have to do that. Unless, maybe, she lives somewhere
really old-fashioned, I'm pretty sure most places would be fine with hiring someone with piercings and danger hair.
No. 212206
>>212192Because they know people will always donate, apparently. Ugh. Donate to a charity or something instead of someone who makes excuses/is too lazy to get a job/look the part to get one and is asking for a computer to make videos on youtube of all things.
That's not a necessity to live and I highly doubt she's making a living off youtube anyway if she supposedly just started, for it to be /so/ damn important. And if you/your family is so poor, why are you being so selfish?
Of course her "girlfriend" is someone like this.
No. 212210
>>212138So it's not okay for her to tweet some random male musician but it's completely okay for her to kiss another woman? OH I SEE
Fuck men who think this way. That is some bullshit right there if I ever did see it.
No. 212212
>>212205>>212152Bitch deserves it though. I mean he shittalks her and publicly humiliates her all the time, and she should just leave him already.
>>212192She could still work at Hot Topic or like the grocery store or something. Sorry but she just doesn't want to work.
>>212210It's ok because it's hot in a way that Onionsan can see. Obviously.
>Fuck men who think this way.lol rather not tho honestly.
No. 212213
>>212211Anyone who tries to argue with me about that needs to finish reading the sentence first.
He's a hypocrite with cuck tendencies as long as it's with another woman. As usual, Onionboy's way of thinking is mind boggling.
But then again these are the actions of someone who preached about veganism in high school only to be eating meat himself at lunch.
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>>212206Maybe she could buy a lap top if she stopped buying all the hair dye, wigs, contacts, and assorted crap.
No. 212241
>>212223MAYBE. lol.
so ratchet.
but honestly even this ratchet ho is better than onion.
No. 212277
>>212152Dear God and everyone else up there,
Please, please allow this to happen. If it does, I'll turn my life to the church and do your bidding.
Sincerely,
Anon <3
No. 212437
>>212223Wonder if she was the one who drew the shitty anime pics on her wall hahaha, how old is she??
I hope shit goes down in flames thanks to this new gf thing tbh (inb4 all Gurg wants is a 3some)
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>>212437Her instagram says she's 18.
https://www.instagram.com/billiedawningle/Greg stuck another picture of her up.
No. 212482
>>212280Oh onionsan totally is a piece of shit who likes to control women all right. That's why he guns for young ones who are also a bit fragile emotionally. Anyone either grown or who has her head on straight or both would get tired of his shit almost immediately (like A) and bail.
>>212385Ya that's gross and you should seek help honestly. Unless you're talking about smashing his head in.
>>212395No that just makes her pandering to his fantasies most likely.
>>212447I bet she's Lamey and onionsan's new gf tbh. Like he's letting Lamey make out with her, but since she's younger and dumber than Lamey he's actually the one attracted to her, and maybe even the one who drew her in or smth. Cos he's a gross sociopath I wouldn't put that past him.
No. 212516
>>212513his fuckbuddy falls for a lesbian and suddenly all three of them are polyamorous for no reason
theres a lot of gross detail about him thinking about her fucking another woman its weird and creepy
No. 212626
>>212516Oh, so it was Gurg's plan all along.
A dough faced man watching his young wife and her barely legal girlfriend have sex. Absolutely disgusting.
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It's happening! The indoctrination of Onision begins!
No. 212738
>>212736lol, i was thinking the same
i'm pretty sure greg is gonna try hooking up with her
No. 212769
>>212711Gotta love onionboy talking about how scene/emo kids are conformists (which yeah they are and there were so fuckign many of them back when they actually were popular) like he's some beautiful unique snowflake himself.
But him and his new jailbait gf are different because…?
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>>212768I wouldn't be surprised if he did. She has something familiar in her after all…
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have you guys seen this? people are spamming greg's pics and it's amazing.
No. 212919
>>212881And he's pathetic enough to cheat on his wife with some greasy haired child in some sort of powertrip.
So yeah they're all pathetic.
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Does this asshole have a 3rd nipple or is this really bad acne?
No. 212977
>>212975>Partnerthat is kinda suspicious.
>>212801 Shiloh had an interesting personality backing her up. She's just a regular alt girl.