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No. 182101
(Princess Doll posted this thread about herself. Her posts are marked in pink. For more information please see >>182981.)She literally just proved herself to be an lolcow.
http://princessdollblog.blogspot.com/2015/05/jobmoney-is-difficult-thought.html#more-bitches about no money
-bitches about not wanting a real job
-"Growing up, even slightly, is so hard ! x-x"
-possibly faking health issues?
No. 182107
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And of course the fugly brooch on cgl was her work. Of course
No. 182108
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If you're embarrassed to show so much skin, why do you post it on instagram?!
No. 182109
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Wtf is this
No. 182110
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Shitty homade ouji…..
No. 182118
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WTF kind of "advice" is this
No. 182119
>>182118she thinks she's a
>super cute celebwith
>adoring fanskek
No. 182130
>>182124That font she uses is atrocious and unreadable.
Also unrelated: Wyh aren't links archived anymore?
No. 182137
http://princessdollblog.blogspot.com/2015/05/summer-to-do-list.html#more>Make a sale from Royally Cuteshe hasnt even made one sale yet, apparently, and still continues.
>Get my driving liscenceso is she a really failed adult or a stupid teenager trying to act young?
>Investigate a haunted placealso just wtf why is this in this list
No. 182145
>>182101if she truly have health issues then nobody should blame nor hate her for saying this.
why insult someones health issues or mental illnesses?
No. 182159
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???????????????????????
No. 182161
>>182160I thought she looked fine. Kinda cute actually
Damnit though I don't want to be seen as a lolicon
No. 182162
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Hypershooped
No. 182163
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She looks older here
No. 182164
>>182162Hang on
Did she actually shop out her mole?
And also that loli tag
Possibly becoming self aware?
No. 182165
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>Sama Chan
???
No. 182176
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>>182171the bait has been set
No. 182194
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She's a fucking child what is this
No. 182203
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>>182101>smiling faceI hate how she acts overly humble like "way i hate mu cheekbones" good for you??
No. 182204
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From yesterday
No. 182205
>>182204First - how does she have a 4.0 GPA?!
Second- "forgot the English word"?
No. 182208
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>>182204Also from yesterday
>boohoo I was sick> another reference to "Sama Chan">didn't want to do dishes No. 182210
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No. 182225
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>>182101Looks like soon her shop will have a new wave of cringe worthy shit
No. 182226
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Oh god
No. 182228
I looked at her blog and found this website all about her fake country
http://princessdollblog.webs.com/invitea-pressIf you're willing to scroll through the batshit, you'll see that she says a princess of invitea has to be 10 years old. She lists her 'reign' from 2008-current so I assume she was 10 in 2008? That would make her around 16/17 years old.
I can't help but wonder why she keeps up the whole "tee hee i'm 12" thing. Some people in the thread have wondered if anything traumatic has happened to her and, well…I don't like jumping to such serious conclusions, but I think it's a possibility. I know when I was that age I always would flaunt it because I thought I was "mature" and strove to be perceived as older than I really was. It just makes me wonder if something happened to her to make her like this. I mean, she could just be a stupid weeaboo, but something about her definitely seems off.
No. 182230
>>182228ok i'll bite, now im curious
i think the best way to approach this is to send her questions but word them in ways she will "understand". like talk about her country, whatever.
also. i noticed something else. she's clearly not stupid, no stupid person gets a 4.0 or whatever. but yet she completely downplays her achievements like that, and up plays her fake ones. She completely tried to invalidate the gpa thing by saying she "forgot the english word" for medal- but she posts everywhere about being princess of a fake country. thoughts?
No. 182234
>>182233Well you've peaked my interest anon
someone good at psychology pls figure out whats going on in that "royal" head of hers?
No. 182235
http://princessdollblog.blogspot.com/2015/06/end-of-school-year.html> And I do want Captain to celebrate with me!is this "Captain" the same as the "Sama Chan" person she talks about?
You can barely ever tell what the hell she's talking about because of her weird delusions
No. 182239
>>182235Sama-Chan is her mom.
Captain is her dad.
Simple.
No. 182249
>>182238"Most Invitean women would prefer to be called "Cute" (Kwisel [Pronounced "Qu-ee-cell"]) or "Innocent" or "Sweet" (Swiisel [Pron. "Sweye-cell"]) than to be called "sexy" or "hot"."
I just think she's internalized the Japanese pop culture a bit too much. This stupid shit and her "ZOMG i'm a bashful noble little princess" junk falls in line with the kind of women Japanese men are claimed to prefer even in modern day (infantile, overly naive, childishly simple and cheerful, overly feminine and kind of helpless).
I don' think she has something serious enough to be diagnosed. But she's probably a friendless "loser", and those stories are definitely either coping mechanism with loneliness; stuff she makes up both to amuse herself and to see if she can get other people to believe in it and thus display interest in her in some capacity.
Judging from the existence of this thread, she's succeeding :D
No. 182251
>>182247She said it was a real country and these were real happenings somewhat like Chris-chan regarding the continuity of his comics? XD
Some people get really into it and do LARPing. IDK I'm willing to give her the benefit of the doubt for some reason.
No. 182253
>>182251she stated somewhere that "captain" is also from that country
so how could she rope other people into it? aren't they sane enough to realize its her insane fantasies?
No. 182255
>>182236No lol that's not how schizophrenia works.
She just seems to be a bored lonely loser
No. 182266
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1 apparently she does have friends
2 her "best friend in the whole world" is a guy
3 is he "Sama Chan" or "Captain"?
No. 182267
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Also just some extra lulz
No. 182273
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She's still clinging to the "totally a foreigner" crap
No. 182274
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>>182101New drama p1 of 3
No. 182275
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2 of 3
No. 182276
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3 of 3
I think she's realizing her own lolcowism
No. 182282
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>#weightgain
? ED bandwagon
No. 182283
>>182278It's a fairly common practice, mostly because after foundation the face can look too 'flat' and kind of lifeless and blush adds coloration back. You don't put a lot, just the excess after you apply to the cheeks. She puts way too much on; the whole video is a train wreck.
(You can also apply a small amount to the top of the forehead and chin, depending on your face shape.)
No. 182284
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Oh my god
No. 182285
>>182284You know, today's generation is really worrying. Imagine getting run the fuck over and stabbed, you call out for help when you're practically losing conciousness but someone be like "k one sec lemme just take a pic"
Jesus christ.
She wonders why she can't find a job?
ffs
No. 182286
>>182260Remember that documentary "Living dolls" with ken, venus and that emily girl?
Emily was this weeb doll loli thing who re-named her same "lona" or whatever. Her family thought she was crazy, she got up at like 5am each day to do her 'doll look' and tried applying for a job in places only to be frowned upon???
At least Emz tried okay lol
No. 182289
>>182277she looks the same but with a wig on.
she's so weird. kinda reminds me of star ultranova in a way but less autism and better looking.
No. 182293
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Apparently she's going to anime mid Atlantic. Is this a con? Also. Dem brows.
No. 182295
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>>182293Poor attempt at "fanservice"
No. 182296
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>poorly executed yandere pose
No. 182297
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>>182266I think this is the same kid
No. 182298
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>>182101She spends her money on such stupid stuff
No. 182299
>>182297Story time.
So I saw her with two guys (one of them was the guy in this pic) and a girl in the dealers room, one guy looked super pissed at the other one and she seemed to be trying to get them to stop fighting. At one point the tall guy shoved the other guy and she pushed them apart and seemed to be like talking to them? Then she left with the guy in this pic. Thoughts?? I kept trying to get closer without being weird but it was so obvious that other people were watching them too. I'm surprised that nobody got kicked out right then. Staff didn't seem to see.
No. 182304
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>still avoiding a job
>12 for the 6th time?
No. 182305
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>Androphobia
>doesn't understand an obvious question about her sexuality
No. 182306
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>Hollywood undead
>knife
>fake blood
>3edgy 5me bro
No. 182307
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>Yuri manga
>whynot.jpeg
No. 182311
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Oh my god she's actually doing "grown up" things
No. 182315
>>182120>age 12i can't believe so many girls that are in their 20s think they could actually pass for 12
its very uncommon. women age like milk, its usually obvious if your older or not. and lying to be a whole decade younger is so ridiculous
No. 182316
>>182124are there any laws in this land? could you rape and pillage without any repercussions other than being called a commoner?
>>182161hi, princess
nobody actually thinks you are a loli
you are in your twenties for god's sake
No. 182319
>>182317>not her>yet you are the only person who called her a loliidk anon
idk
No. 182323
>>182322oh no
its fine, i thought since you said "i don't want to be a lolicon" that meant you actually saw her as a loli and not a tryhard lady in her older teens, which she actually is
No. 182325
>>182303Make up some random situation and ask for "advice" .
Like "I don't think I can be a princess because whatever reason". And watch her spew her "everyone is a princess" speech. Definitely will work.
No. 182327
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I don't even know where to start with this
No. 182331
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whoever sent her this, thank you for the lulz
No. 182337
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No. 182338
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Omfg she can't dress herself for shit
No. 182346
>>182345faking being rich to cover up being poor? seems legit.
>>182208she doesn't seem to refer to this sama chan anymore.
No. 182350
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Fan art? Really? Did one of you send this or is this legit.
No. 182353
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She's been mentioning someone named "Ame" a lot on instagram. Is this him?
No. 182354
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LMAO she actually took my bait and posted a wishlist omfg.
No. 182355
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Wtf is this
No. 182360
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>>182354and it's apparently the biggest weeb cringefest.
No. 182361
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her newest "DIY" post is so stupid.
basically just grab a bunch of shit and glue it together = princess accessories?
No. 182364
>>182363Naw im not her. I just really dont understand what the problen with that comment is.
If someone doesnt like you back, what else do you do besides move on with your life and get over it?im genuinely curious.
No. 182366
>>182364Haha sorry, I wasn't trying to imply you were here, I was just taking the piss.
I agree though, I don't see what the problem with her advice is. I thought it was relatively straightforward tbh
It's not like she said "if he doesn't like you back, fuck him, he's an asshole anyway" or something, she just said it doesn't mean there's something wrong with you if a guy doesn't like you back.
No. 182368
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So…the princess way to handle serious topics is to pretend they don't exist? I suppose politics aren't especially #kawaii.
No. 182370
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She posts stuff like this. And still tagged it loli. She HAS to know by now what that means, right?!
I feel like she's either really ignorant and possibly mentally disabled or doing this shit on purpose.
No. 182371
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She dropped a full name.
No. 182372
>>182371found him on FB:
http://tinyurl.com/poru7tjand found the "princess" too. her FB name is "Princess Kenzie", JFC:
http://tinyurl.com/osjr8nx No. 182374
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>>182372b-but anon chan she says her "real" name is Luna Lee Swiizka!
Obviously not a fake special snowflake name at all!
No. 182378
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>>182377The gift that just keeps on giving
No. 182382
>>182372i poked through her Facebook and she seems less delusional psycho and more of a normal, bored teenager who tries to imitate "kawaii" bloggers and vloggers she likes on there. she's just too clueless to realize she doesn't have any skills for anything. she frequently complains about being left out by her friends, so i think the anon who thought she was making up grandiose stories to amuse herself/ease her loneliness may have been right.
she thinks she "grew out of her weeb phase" tho KEK.
No. 182383
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>peasant-kei
No. 182385
>>182381It's possible.
I feel like its a combination of her mother not being very feminine looking (from what I can tell), her possibly being low income and her not having any friends.
No. 182387
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> actually wants to be a living doll
No. 182389
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More lolibait shit
No. 182392
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>>182360The whole thing is either typical weeb junk, those shitty Japanese candy kits, or tumblrina shit
Not to mention amazon's ita finest
No. 182394
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Are these baby food containers?
No. 182395
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Still trying to push her failing store. That pic looks nothing like her "art style", though.
No. 182396
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She's freaking the fuck out about something
No. 182398
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>3edgy5me caption
>shitty Halloween wig
>isthataMullet.jpg
No. 182399
I found something
http://tinychat.com/princessdolly99she posted it right on her twitter..
trolling time?
No. 182400
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>>182101she put a fucking donate button on her blog
No. 182405
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…
No. 182407
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No. 182408
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>>182399i contacted her friend on tinychat. scuse the crappy typing. I'm "lyla"
No. 182415
>>182414You're the boring one, what did you expect?
You even made her go off cam for awhile.
I've actually been in there for awhile now chatting. She actually seems pretty sweet.
I think most of you are off on the whole dark past causing regression thing. She seems just like your average teen who's still weeby and wants to play pretend with some sympathetic friends.
I have caps and bits of info if anyone is interested, but she actually seems quite normal. Even nice.
No. 182420
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Sorry for my sucky skills, but I tried to kawaiify lolichan here
P.s sorry for lame tiddy shoop
No. 182424
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>>182420now it's good to send to the princess-chan. This is the kind of pastel vomit she likes
youre welcome desu
No. 182425
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>>182420I tried but she ended up looking like a creepy anime character
No. 182432
>>182430i think someone should email this one
>>182424 to her.
No. 182436
File: 1437078232093.jpg (650.49 KB, 768x856, gotyousussedhobo.jpg)
ok I'm here and I have no idea how or why I took so many of these last night.
Hopefully someone will enjoy them, I'm cropping stuff down atm so they'll go up bit by bit as I go through them.
No. 182437
File: 1437078333207.jpg (277.65 KB, 460x487, imtwelveandwhatisthis.jpg)
I apologize for my shitty cropping, just got back from work and feeling lazy as hell
No. 182438
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No. 182443
File: 1437078977771.jpg (211.1 KB, 678x404, unleashthatinnerweeb.jpg)
sorry for posting that video twice, quick reply screwed me over
No. 182447
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No. 182448
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>>182446I'll post some caps of their faces in a bit, still cropping down convo right now
Also dick anon sucks, he scared her and hobo off cam, I thought I wasn't going to get any pics of their faces until they came on again much later.
No. 182450
File: 1437079724673.jpg (104.52 KB, 229x246, fellowgull.jpg)
I'm surprised she visits 4chan, but it seems like cgl is the only board she'll go to.
No. 182451
File: 1437080078429.jpg (399.09 KB, 912x551, girltimewithouthobo.jpg)
She seemed interested in /tg/ when I told her about some of the other boards.
Also hobo left for awhile so we had a heart to heart about friend group dramas.
No. 182452
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She will only stop being twelve if it means getting kawaii sweets flavored booze
No. 182454
File: 1437080743684.jpg (306.98 KB, 994x492, introducinghobopony.jpg)
Are people even still reading these? Have a picture to break things up a bit. Here we get to find out some more about hobo
No. 182457
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>>182453Like I said, she does seem actually quite nice.
I think she just wishes she was a dumb, 12 year old princess because she's actually otherwise very normal. She wants to be the blissfully ignorant weeb it seems.
People like Hobo will beta-orbit and enable that fantasy for her.
She talks about Ame later and he gives off friendzone vibes imo. This was while I was 'afk'.
>>182456Yeah, she never took it off.
No. 182459
File: 1437082036669.jpg (410.36 KB, 703x544, relationshipdrama.jpg)
>>182458sorry, I meant hobo does. Though she seems to think Ame doesn't like her much? I was 'away' and capping the convo while this bit happened.
Doesn't sound like a healthy relationship. I feel like hobo is playing up the nice guy part right now.
No. 182461
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ok I'm done with caps now, have a face collage to finish off, I hope at least someone enjoyed all that, my duty is done
No. 182463
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>>182408he was trolollin you back
No. 182466
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>>182465looks like she got it
No. 182467
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>>182408>yea she is twelvehow does this faggot buy that…
its more than obvious she is older that that
No. 182469
>>182447ame is her sugardaddy confirmed
seriously, how much shit is she buying on his dollar
she made a "haul" recently so she he said no more clothes she wont wear (so he bought the haul for her) a seifuku is coming in the mail and she is either already back to online window-shopping or she is still pining for that skirt
thats probably alot right there
No. 182473
>>182472I think in one of the caps he says 'yeah she's 12 for the 6th time' and 'we're in the same year at school' or something so he does know, but is just really dedicated to playing the part for her.
>>182471Ya she seems way too emotionally immature and childish to have a sugar daddy. Just my opinion. Also she'd have much nicer clothes and accessories and bags and things if she had a sugar daddy lol.
No. 182478
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>needs to step away from the shoop
>eating with chopsticks
>in cat ears
>kek
No. 182481
>>182478https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H9GVz19lgE4she chews with her mouth open a TON.
guess they don't teach princesses manners over in Invitewhatever
No. 182483
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..
No. 182485
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>>182443Should not have told her to >unleashtheinnerweeb
P1
No. 182488
File: 1437266496855.png (181.57 KB, 511x435, theanswerisno.png)
this is seriously so sad. please don't ruin another fashion.
No. 182490
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This is so pathetic sounding
No. 182495
We may have given her ideas.
first she gets this pic
>>182466 from email anon. then suddenly she starts using photoshop in this pic
>>182478 ? I'm guessing not only does she KNOW its shooped, she's trying to get into shooping cuz of it.
No. 182498
File: 1437449510980.png (257.96 KB, 720x451, wp_ss_20150720_0002.png)
Apparently we have another shitty hot glue tutorial on the way
No. 182499
File: 1437506312489.png (708.51 KB, 720x944, wp_ss_20150721_0002.png)
>always #kawaii
No
Never Kawaii
No. 182503
File: 1437667883056.png (623.51 KB, 720x984, wp_ss_20150723_0001.png)
She's started tagging her stuff "livingdoll"
Also, doesn't going to driving school ruin her 12 y/o fantasy?
No. 182505
>>182503She's only twelve when convenient for her.
She said in the tinychat that once it's legal for her to drink she plans to "be 21 for a night"
I'm amazed she hasn't claimed that inviteans can drive at age 12 or something.
No. 182506
File: 1437705004551.png (8.47 KB, 229x203, candy.png)
>>182504Rather cringey excerpt from her Patreon
No. 182507
File: 1437705876609.png (99.23 KB, 1258x429, wp_ss_20150723_0003.png)
>>182506The whole thing is cringe
No. 182508
File: 1437706041398.png (38.31 KB, 1137x242, wp_ss_20150723_0004.png)
>>182507Her self assurance is appalling
No. 182509
File: 1437755114654.png (613.93 KB, 720x882, wp_ss_20150724_0006.png)
She really needs to stop shooping she looks like an alien
No. 182511
File: 1437755216665.png (768.3 KB, 720x931, wp_ss_20150724_0007.png)
>>182510Kek at the mouth tho
No. 182514
>>182513She's definitely not 12 if she's taking driving lessons.
I don't think there's anything against the rules about discussing minors though, is there? As long as we're not doxing her or posting suggestive photos of her, at least?
Morally it'd be pretty creepy for a bunch of 16+ anons to discuss a kid but even though there doesn't seem to be any proof she's
not 12, I'm like 99% sure she's just a slightly weeby 17 or 18 year old
No. 182518
File: 1437852791573.jpg (256 KB, 576x1024, Twitterf7bf908.jpg)
Her boob shoop is atrocious
No. 182521
File: 1437867092709.png (605.37 KB, 720x990, wp_ss_20150725_0004.png)
More bad shoop.
P1
Side note, can any anons good at doxxing bad shoop help me with these? I know they're shooped but I can't prove it.
No. 182526
File: 1437922059788.png (287.9 KB, 720x623, wp_ss_20150726_0001.png)
If you can read this without cringing, good job
No. 182527
File: 1437944498213.png (16.39 KB, 1136x157, pd.png)
did anyone catch her wiki article attempt?
No. 182528
>>182520It's the editing app most of these girls use, it lets you make yourself skinnier, enhance things, make your eyes bigger, etc.
I can tell because of what she wrote on it, it's the sparkler tool.
No. 182531
File: 1438009788677.png (706.15 KB, 720x1000, wp_ss_20150727_0001.png)
Her diet is total shit as usual
No. 182533
File: 1438021065571.png (502.24 KB, 720x901, wp_ss_20150727_0010.png)
>>182379>>182235Well the mystery is solved.
No. 182534
>>182531Looks like she bites her nails.
That's really gross.
No. 182535
>>182529>>182530nah dudes, I was hoping one of you guys saw it before it was removed
dammit
No. 182536
>>182533Kinda OT but THAT'S the guy she's dating? For some reason I was picturing him as one of those weebs who got decently lucky in the looks department or have some kind of idea of how to look after themselves and get super stuck up as a result of being the most 'popular' awkward loser
and now I'm wondering why I thought that
Nice neckbeard
No. 182537
File: 1438031456240.png (587.29 KB, 718x838, wp_ss_20150727_0011.png)
Her art doesn't look half bad.. Or am I blind?
No. 182539
File: 1438031835241.jpg (180.84 KB, 957x640, 3q2 5994vg.jpg)
>>182537I think you got a bit deluded after staring at her ugly mug for a while. Her art is lovely comparably.
No. 182542
>>182538That isn't THAT picky, is it?
If he was someone chill I knew, I probably wouldn't even notice, but he's obviously weeb as hell and obviously I don't know him but from what this princess doll chick says he kinda sounds like an asshole
It's all about context
anyway sorry for OT No. 182543
File: 1438046302142.png (534.63 KB, 720x1013, wp_ss_20150727_0013.png)
>denies shooping
No. 182548
>>182545Worth isn't the same as having though.
But if she had 3 trill in play money, she still needs real money so that's where the wishlists come in
No. 182549
File: 1438086348732.png (42.46 KB, 685x121, wp_ss_20150728_0001.png)
I'm guessing she hit something
No. 182551
File: 1438116143880.png (779.11 KB, 720x1085, wp_ss_20150728_0004.png)
>>182550This is so confusing.
No. 182552
>>182551Left out of what? The celebration of 'Luna' getting
her license. That makes no sense to congratulate her if she did nothing.
Both her and her sister must have both achieved something together. Nobody would do this.
No. 182554
File: 1438123823725.png (176.87 KB, 931x593, royalty.png)
Someone needs to ask the princess here how long she's known our about dear queen…
No. 182556
File: 1438124665009.png (46.04 KB, 584x646, chuunibyou.png)
A real life chuunibyou? Just like my chinese cartoons
No. 182559
File: 1438133627462.png (636.16 KB, 720x1024, wp_ss_20150728_0005.png)
Keking over the
>#literallyme
No. 182560
File: 1438133670775.png (697.74 KB, 720x976, wp_ss_20150728_0006.png)
I hope she isn't going to eat this
No. 182562
File: 1438141029485.png (673.48 KB, 720x929, wp_ss_20150728_0007.png)
Have some fish lipped shoop
No. 182564
File: 1438203428465.png (632.34 KB, 720x1007, wp_ss_20150729_0002.png)
>>182562She's actually getting a little better at it, this one doesn't look too bad
No. 182565
>>182558I assumed that from reading her answer from
>>182305 and her whole ~kawaii pure princess~ persona
No. 182567
File: 1438208734761.jpg (84.62 KB, 970x645, god11f-1-web.jpg)
So, I re-watched the movie "God Bless America" last night, and the main girl (Roxie) reminded me a lot of Princess. Or at least what she aspires to be when she's being #yandere.
No. 182568
>>182562>>182564I hate how these chicks shoop their skin. That stupid Suzy girl that's posted here does it too. It's so creepy and unnatural looking. It makes them look like blow up dolls.
I don't understand whyyyyy they do this
No. 182569
File: 1438209685300.jpg (82.12 KB, 612x612, 11327855_1465896910395942_1276…)
try ;-;
No. 182572
File: 1438210781811.jpg (60.33 KB, 720x720, 10917452_1400918766869972_2642…)
lol that one of her friends on FB has a anime waifu who is about 10 years old in her series (pic related)
No. 182573
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wait, she makes music
from her FB and it says "iv'e been really busy" it seems to be that vaporwave like micky tries to make
No. 182575
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No. 182576
File: 1438273121500.png (61.43 KB, 720x185, wp_ss_20150730_0002.png)
>>182575Her twitter is just as cringey…
No. 182577
File: 1438277461396.png (657.2 KB, 720x907, wp_ss_20150730_0004.png)
>"I love my new sweater!"
>can barely see sweater
>only her shooped face
>she looks like a child with scarlet fever or tb
>why.jpg
No. 182578
File: 1438287035323.png (125.99 KB, 720x523, wp_ss_20150730_0008.png)
Lmao at these tags
>#famous
>#aidoru
>#idol
No. 182579
File: 1438297065605.png (133.28 KB, 720x509, wp_ss_20150730_0010.png)
>>182576But wait, there's more
No. 182580
>>182579I run a blog that isn't very popular but had a good number of followers, so I get sponsor requests. I just looked at her blog, and I can immediately see why places don't want to sponsor her.
First of all, if you're running a blog like one on blogspot, you need bloglovin or something similar with a subscriber count. She has a "visitor count" which I'm assuming is the number of visitors she's had on her site, and maybe she thinks that's a subscriber count? A lot of shops require 5k+ subscribers and proof of them before they'll even consider sponsoring you. Her facebook page has 33 likes.
Second, her style isn't good, nor is her blog design. Shop owners don't want their products to be promoted by a site that looks like a neopet's page in 2005.
Third, she has her own shop. Why are you asking for sponsors when you run your own store??? That's so tacky?
It's not hard to find sponsors even if you have a small blog, but considering how much of a nobody she is, that's not going to happen.
I almost like her, she reminds me of myself when I was 14 or 15. But she's what, 17 or 18? I do appreciate that she's become our own personal lolcow.
No. 182581
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No. 182582
>>182581Huh, weird. The haunted playground she's interested in is in the same town where I grew up.
I've been several times but never late enough to see any 'activity'.
It's fun climbing the cliffs around the area, though.
I wonder if that means she lives nearby.
No. 182583
File: 1438372118023.png (574.08 KB, 720x920, wp_ss_20150731_0002.png)
I'm going to have nightmares
No. 182584
>>182581I'm so glad the encouragement to do some dances has worked, can't wait to see this.
I wonder what she'll wear.
No. 182586
File: 1438376378183.png (64.61 KB, 614x307, wp_ss_20150731_0004.png)
Lmao she's such a brat
No. 182587
File: 1438383489092.png (5.01 KB, 256x204, lol.png)
>>182580she took your advice
No. 182589
File: 1438385438221.png (590.3 KB, 720x887, wp_ss_20150731_0008.png)
>>182588It's pretty obvious that she lurks here, right after we started shooping her she started messing around trying to get good at shooping her photos.
And now this.
But I'm more curious as to whether she sees us as "haters" or "trolls" or even "fans"?
Also have some bug eyed bunny shoop
No. 182590
File: 1438391028683.png (196.59 KB, 707x988, wp_ss_20150731_0010.png)
>>182589Some 11 y/o is hitting on her on instagram, kek.
P1
No. 182592
File: 1438478306771.png (498.84 KB, 720x843, wp_ss_20150801_0001.png)
Idk why but this is actually pretty funny to me
No. 182593
File: 1438478398443.png (541.18 KB, 720x882, wp_ss_20150801_0002.png)
Ugh, I hate these kind of socks they really remind me of ageplay.
No. 182596
File: 1438540000165.png (64.68 KB, 720x227, wp_ss_20150802_0002.png)
I can't believe she actually says shit like this
No. 182599
File: 1438649063361.png (52.32 KB, 720x230, wp_ss_20150803_0003.png)
No. 182601
File: 1438706843597.png (59.56 KB, 720x210, wp_ss_20150804_0002.png)
She's found a new excuse not to get a job
No. 182602
>>182601Lmao
At least she isn't lying about what she'd spend her money on.
No. 182603
>>182598I would think so, except that I've never seen a troll go quite so far.
But she does seem to be kind of baiting us? Some of her tweets and other posts just seem too conveniently weeb to be normal.
No. 182604
>>182603I think she's just being facetious.
She is weird and annoying but probably too self aware to really be a lolcow honestly.
No. 182606
File: 1438795907075.png (26.93 KB, 564x122, lol traiturs guiz.png)
>>182551I wonder if she's talking about the same stepsister.
No. 182608
File: 1438870825475.png (690.3 KB, 720x1011, wp_ss_20150806_0001.png)
Not only #yandere now
No. 182609
File: 1438879025325.png (157.47 KB, 720x861, wp_ss_20150806_0002.png)
Trolling time. And yes, I follow burry and princess doll, gotta stay updated on the LUSH DELISH milk
No. 182613
File: 1438999540229.png (691.38 KB, 720x848, wp_ss_20150807_0001.png)
So the mysterious uniform has arrived. And its cheap trash like I expected.
Also is she trying to become Yukapon?
Pic 1
No. 182614
File: 1438999609780.png (75.95 KB, 720x321, wp_ss_20150807_0002.png)
>>182613Weird Yukapon reference?
And more usual loli fetish pandering.
No. 182617
>>182613Who else is waiting on that dance video?
She did say she'd do it once her uniform arrived.
No. 182619
>>182618Maybe she did it on purpose. She is quite the loli baiter.
>>182617Me too, anon. She said on her facebook page that she was going to do a photo shoot so maybe she will do the dance video after?? I bet she'll fall all over herself though, this should be good.
No. 182620
File: 1439049791743.png (343.84 KB, 489x391, love of my life2.PNG)
>>182572>>182574first of all how dare you, that is me and satoko is my precious babby and i dont appreciate these hateful comments! she is not whiny and obnoxious, she went through a lot of abuse. she might be 11 but i can still love her (oops srry for off topic)
No. 182622
File: 1439050518155.jpg (27.26 KB, 290x303, love of my life, sweet preciou…)
>>182621nah i lurk here and i found her facebook and decided to add her and she accepted
i personally find her to be probably mentally ill because she thinks shes a 12 year old whos the princess of a made-up place called invitea.
shes so carefree tho. i aspire to be that innocent and carefree, tagging all my pictures with "loli" and wearing uniforms from anime she's never heard of
No. 182624
>>182623i just wanna be as happy and confident as she seems to be. she has the courage to look like a complete idiot despite lurking here. she reminds me of my scene phase in like 2010.
i dont actually wanna be like the cows posted here. i probably qualify as one if were being honest but. y'kno. i just think it'd be nice to have that "xD i'm so KAWAII <3 #loli #lolita #kawaii" attitude
No. 182626
File: 1439054117426.jpg (78.94 KB, 528x960, 10338333_10205399171612496_787…)
>>182625i've never actually spoken to her but i can perhaps try?
one thing i know for sure: she is friends with a lot of middle eastern dudes. most people who have a lot of middle eastern people on their list are desperate for friends, even tho she only has 91. theres also some lady, defo a family member (posts pictures of the princess that arent shooped or kawaiified) maybe its her mother? shes friends with several old/middle-aged women who are probably in her family. i haven't got a ton of milk other than the fact that shes constantly uploading pics of herself and gets 0 likes on them and has her family members on there.
No. 182628
File: 1439055866257.jpg (103.9 KB, 960x720, 10384743_10205151478940334_233…)
>>182627thats what i was thinking. and shes not even holding it right.
pic related is apparently her boyfriend in march, they must've broke up tho.
https://www.facebook.com/pennyrandall68 this is her mother btw.
No. 182630
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>>182629the guy in the pics name is aaron, defo not brian. besides…brian is. well.
shes downgraded a lot.
the guy in this pic is apparently her brother
No. 182633
File: 1439073493271.png (70.58 KB, 499x546, 6thgrademathpony.png)
>>182628>>182629>>182632Nevermind. Just saw this.
No. 182634
File: 1439074579097.jpg (29.18 KB, 571x452, 944302_547413175342146_2094084…)
>>182632princess pigford…..
i dont even wanna begin with that
seems like her and aaron were together for a while, i wonder what happened. was aaron abusive? is that what she means by brian "saving" her?
so many thoughts
No. 182635
>>182634If you look here
>>182459 I doubt she was referring to being saved from hobopony/aaron since she was talking to him
No. 182636
File: 1439076455694.jpg (69.3 KB, 1024x768, 1617317_610310495719080_118360…)
>>182635yea then its probably not about him
how disappointing
No. 182638
>>182637That might be true but lets be fair, it doesn't read like that anon. It was likely something else he 'saved' her from.
I was thinking her previous friend group, but not sure why she'd dump hoboaaron prior. The plot thickens.
No. 182639
>>182632How do you send her questions like the ones she's answered on her blog?
I need to ask Princess Pigford how many royal suitors she has previously consorted with prior to this Captain Ame.
No. 182641
File: 1439307031686.png (12.93 KB, 556x93, weeb stream.png)
>>182609hopefully she'll be on this time.
No. 182642
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No. 182643
http://princessdollblog.blogspot.com/2015/08/idol-career-plans-amorsiie-project.htmlas cringey as this is. I'm actually relieved to see that she mentioned getting a college degree. too many weebs think they can get an idol career and don't bother even trying to get a degree to fall back on.
that being said, the rest of this is a train wreck.
No. 182644
>>18264370% of me thinks we found an lolcow right before the batshit begins
20% of me bets that we pushed her to go batshit full on weeb
And 10% thinks she's trolling us
No. 182645
File: 1439567633804.png (48.46 KB, 704x210, wp_ss_20150814_0001.png)
I guess we can expect better milk when her bf goes back to college?
No. 182649
>>182647$5 a week on pocky is like a pack a day
a pack is <200 calories
its fine
No. 182655
>>182654http://princessdollblog.blogspot.com/2015/07/princess-doll-answers-questions-episode.html#more>Q10- You say that you don't have a job but you buy so much stuff from bodyline. How do you pay for it all?My Answer- I do chores around my house for some money every week and save up to make orders.
every time someone asks her about a job, shes usually very secretive, but this time she said this.
No. 182660
File: 1439582749030.png (327.53 KB, 582x334, wtf kind of au.png)
she made an AU for her and her boyfriend. what kind of weeb BS is this?
No. 182661
>>182660We've seen her art and this isn't it.
So is this traced from something?
Also her boyfriend is the fugliest Kaito I've ever seen.
No. 182669
File: 1439587481811.png (46.02 KB, 720x141, wp_ss_20150814_0003.png)
>>182661More confirmed lurking
Guess she doesn't like us calling her bf fugly
No. 182671
>>182661i have seen it everywhere on deviantart
it's essentially a anime character creator and also a manga maker
No. 182676
File: 1439650413118.png (54.61 KB, 720x191, wp_ss_20150815_0002.png)
>THANKS DAD
Idk why I'm laughing so hard but holy fuck
No. 182677
>>182676Baka otousan!!
How dare you disrespect Luna-hime!!!
No. 182679
>>182676>Idk why I'm laughing so hard but holy fuckAlso lol-ing at that royal butthurt. How do her parents fit into this royalty fantasy she has going on anyway? Are they from Invitea?
Does she have 'real' parents 'back home' and these are her temporary American ones?
I think we really need to compile a list of questions to ask her or something. I need to know if this is the second-coming of the windchime.
No. 182680
>>182679Could it be…. What the prophecy foretold….windchime saga…part 2?!
Also I think compiling questions would be a pretty good idea. It would alleviate most of the mystery or enlighten us on the extent of her delusions.
No. 182681
File: 1439687866948.png (71.14 KB, 720x291, wp_ss_20150815_0003.png)
>>182676Looks like she did it anyways
No. 182682
File: 1439742562596.png (580.71 KB, 558x890, wp_ss_20150816_0001.png)
I found this on her new "official homepage"
No. 182683
File: 1439743030967.jpg (47.38 KB, 503x481, im_20not_20tsundere_20tee_orig…)
Yeah, with top quality designs like this, I can't imagine how her shop could be doing poorly.
No. 182684
File: 1439757099939.jpg (152.71 KB, 576x1024, image.jpg)
>blurred the shit out of her kawaii uguuu royal porcelain doll skin
No. 182685
File: 1439757133542.jpg (237.61 KB, 1024x576, image.jpg)
>kept the grorious boyfriend's acne face totally not retouched
No. 182687
File: 1439759375787.jpg (77.74 KB, 612x612, 11856613.jpg)
Her weeaboo handwriting sucks.
No. 182688
File: 1439759813517.jpg (140.32 KB, 702x702, forshitsandchuckles.jpg)
>Hi lovelies/Princesses! Yesterday I did a big cosplay photoshoot with my boyfriend Ame! We based it off our Au where Misa and Kaito have a band together, and Kaito is super edgy and punk and Misa was a nice good person.
>Hey bae, take a photo of me hitting this broken thing with a stick real quick, it'll show how edgy and punk I am on that Princess blog thing of your's!
No. 182689
>>182687So does her regular handwriting. Surely her highness was educated in writing back in good ol' Invitea?
I had better handwriting than that when I was 12 for the first time.
No. 182698
File: 1439763083210.jpg (111.06 KB, 612x612, 1439759375787.jpg)
>>182687The second (vertical) stroke in 青 going through the fourth stroke (the third horizontal) is a giveaway that she has no idea how to write. She makes a similar fuck-up on 色, but tries to cover it up by drawing over the stroke multiple times and I don't know if it looks better or worse than the original mistake.
Moreover, the leftmost radical in 桃 is so detached from the character it's supposed to belong to that I thought it was a completely different phrase when I first read it.
Jesus, man, there are so many wrong things. 日, 月, 火 and 水 are nearly illegible. I don't even want to look at the topmost row. Granted, my handwriting's not much better but the fact that she parades this shit around like it's something to be proud of makes me legitimately mad the more I think about it.
No. 182700
>>182699I have nothing against that guy as I know nothing about him, just pointed out how ridiculous it is to post overly-shoopped and totally-not-shoopped pics together.
Honestly - she seems so self-centered to me that it looks like she just didn't bother to spend time on kawaiify'ing her bf, and spent her time on kawaiify'ing only her grorious self. I may be wrong and maybe she really genuinely thought he's cute as he is and needs no edit, but this is how it looks to me.
No. 182702
>>182700Good point, but from a third party view, it could be either.
I feel as though we want to pin it on more shallow reasons since we hate her already.
Kind of like the hate in the Burry thread about her getting samples. We already hate her, so we're going to hate everything she does.
I hate to say it, but we would've gotten pissed if she HAD shooped him.
No. 182705
>>182703Seconded.
No hate at all. She is just a stupid kid, ffs, I never could hate kids, no matter how stupid they are, because, you know, they're fucking KIDS and will probably outgrow it (and if not, THEN I could judge them).
She genuinely amuses me, and, as I can see, other anons feel that way as well. In fact, I already see her as this board's grorious princess. We've got the whole royal family of weebs on here, and I genuinely love it :^)
No. 182708
>>182704Thinking someone is shallow =/= hate
Also, a few people posting and agreeing =/= majority of the board
No. 182709
>>182703>>182705Amen. It's not even like she's hurt anyone, she's painfully cringey and doesn't seem very self-aware but I don't see why that warrants actual hate. She's just amusing to watch.
Sure, if she's actually 17-18 it's kinda weird she hasn't grown out of it already, but whatever. It's not like any of us DON'T think back on their teenage years and die a little inside.
No. 182711
File: 1439770420623.png (745.39 KB, 720x1000, wp_ss_20150816_0030.png)
I wonder if she got jealous that her bf got more likes then her pics did
No. 182712
File: 1439770459440.png (675.79 KB, 720x958, wp_ss_20150816_0031.png)
Chin shooped to hell
No. 182715
>>182714I'm a ~psychic~, kek.
Jk, I just feel that way because I believe I know that kind of guys. Now you can call me a faggut and tell to go kill myself :^)
No. 182718
>>182713She's not his first girlfriend and he isn't her first boyfriend either.
I thought it was already confirmed she previously went out with hobopony/aaron and pretends it didn't happen?
Also all I've seen mentioned of Ame/Brian so far is he keeps shouting at her and ignores her a lot
No. 182721
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>>182707She gave him some shoop treatment in this one, but it'd be obvious if she hadn't considering what she's done to herself.
Anyone ever notice how Aaron likes most of her posts but never ones with Brian in?
Also Jim Randall cracks me up every time with his constant obsession with her smiling or not. Is he her dad?
No. 182724
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No. 182725
>>182724
>idol careerOh my god
It actually makes me kinda happy to see her seem somewhat aware that she's just a dumb weeby kid trying to develop some sense of identity though
I kind of respect the fact she obviously knows about this thread but doesn't post passive-aggressive tweets or come here and white knight herself/send other white knights here
No. 182728
>>182727She needs to produce more content before I'll call myself a fan.
Videos and blog entries cost next to nothing to make, Princess Pauper!
No. 182729
>>182728Agreed.
I've been on all the way to become her "fan in a weird way", but she's being kinda slow producing fresh milk, and it's a bit disappointing.
No. 182730
>>182729Yeah, but most cows do this anyway. Look at PT. She disappears for like months, only to reappear and provide sweet sweet milk.
I'm hoping eventually that Princess Loli-Chan here embraces her new weeb pride all the way and provides better milk, but for now I'm willing to get a good laugh out of her shitty meitu shoops and whiny twitter updates.
No. 182731
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>jellybeans in a glass vial
>#pillbottle
>3edgy5me tho
No. 182732
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>Misa would totally wear lolita, right? :p
Maybe your weirdass 'good person' Misa, sure…
She's really conflicted between wanting to be a sweet innocent 12 year old princess and the urge to have teenage edginess.
Misa is not the solution to having it both ways, Princess..
No. 182733
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>>182732>She's really conflicted between wanting to be a sweet innocent 12 year old princess and the urge to have teenage edginess.Seems legit, actually. (pic related.)
No. 182736
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Aw, looks like our Princess has been hit with a big dose of reality.
No. 182737
>>182736She's just wanting some asspats to tell her what an amazing idol she'll make.
I bet the bf is ignoring her again.
No. 182741
>>182739>>182740The funny thing is she looks nice without shoop, just not kawaii and dolly I guess
She has kind of mature features which is sort of shit for her when she's obviously more into the youthful, girly look
I wonder if she'll ever evolve and start using false lashes and circle lenses
No. 182749
>>182748People bite their nails for a bunch of reasons, but it
is kind of gross
No. 182750
>>182744Have you even read this thread?
There's like one anon who 'hates' her, everyone else is just interested in her personal brand of weeby delusion, which extends to more than just pretending to be 12.
Start again from the top.
No. 182751
>>182742>>182743>>182744>>182745Samefag?
What's with this sudden influx, has one of her friends found the thread and decided to whiteknight?
No. 182752
>>182593I love these kind of socks.
theyre cute as fuck
No. 182754
>>182614tons of weebs are into the oniichan thing.
doesnt mean they know yukapon
No. 182755
>>182574Satoko has been terribly abused by her stepfather or something like this.
she's a very nice and caring character yo
No. 182758
>>182754I think they were talking about the "#magical #littlesister #Luna" part
I think she was 'Magical Little Sister YukaPon" or something when she was an idol, idk
No. 182759
>>182731i find it cute
i want a bottle like that
reminds me of link's bottle
No. 182760
>>182733i was exactly like when I was 13
shit was embarassing
i can understand where's she's coming from
it's fun to look all kawaii and stuff when you listen to screamo or play violent videogames
idk
No. 182762
>>182751I was only
>>182742and i dont know her
No. 182768
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>>182766She's self aware enough to say things like this but still delusional enough to say she's an android doll??
No. 182769
>>182768To be fair, people have crossed over Vocaloid x AIW and Vocaloid x Hetalia before.
Just not all at once, but what she did isn't so special. But I don't know much about Death Note, so there's that.
At least she's not PT delusional, right? She admits this is all pretend right?
No. 182771
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Kek at these tags
No. 182773
>>182771taking
>#yandereto a new level I see
No. 182775
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>>182771for some reason i thought this was mikey way in like 2004
No. 182777
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>>182741You're not entirely wrong
No. 182778
>>182777That's sort of an awkward picture I guess, although maybe the top is distracting me a bit, but I sincerely think she looks nice in pictures like
>>182210The dolly look doesn't exactly work great for her though tbh, but who really cares? It's probably a phase anyway
But I
would really like to see her improve her sewing ability, stop impulse buying bodyline lacemonsters to save up for cuter clothes, learn2makeup, and achieve her super kawaii youtube aidoru dreams
No. 182779
>>182777Her toothy grin is actually much nicer than that weird smirk smile she seems to do all the time.
I actually hope her teeth get sorted soon so she can feel like she can go back to smiling like this.
>not Jim Randall, honest>NICE SMILES. SMILE MORE. No. 182781
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I knew this girl reminded me of someone, she looks like an older version of Kaelyn from SSG.
No. 182783
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I may be taking this the wrong way, but I feel like she's trying to make a show of wealth by this?
Didn't we speculate that she was poor at one point?
No. 182785
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>>182783Those are tiny ass lobsters, anon. Trust me when I say they're completely affordable.
They only get pricey if they're 20 oz and above and from Maine. She's got tiny little 5 ouncers, at best, by the looks of it.
>pic related>sage for OT seafood bantz No. 182786
>>182728she's been getting lazier and more weeb, this time all she did was post like 1 paragraph of talking, a few links, then a spam of dress up game pictures. No real content.
http://princessdollblog.blogspot.com/2015/08/princess-dolls-top-5-dress-up-games.htmlHow does she seriously expect to become an idol of any kind without posting serious content?
No. 182788
>>182787first of all how dare you, she would be honored to end up like our queen.
But in all seriousness, this actually isn't a bad idea. I feel like it's time for us to completely turn an lolcow around for once. Sure, we sometimes try to help PT now, but we all know she's too far gone.
I'd be down for a "Turn weeb into legit idol" project.
No. 182790
>>182789Yes, but if you actually read this thread or her blog posts, you'd know she doesn't want to become a real 'idol' in Japan like Yukapon or Aminyan
http://princessdollblog.blogspot.fr/2015/05/amorsiie-project.htmlBasically what she's talking about is wanting to produce weeby videos for fun and possibly to gain a small internet following
No. 182791
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No. 182793
>>182789Calm down there, bitter-chan.
Truthfully, I feel like she could be cute if she could be arsed to do makeup and not just rely on PS.
She would need a guiding hand towards a better fashion that's not so easy to fuck up (maybe gyaru?), and she definitely needs to stop using Penus as inspiration.
No. 182794
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I wonder how bad this will be
No. 182797
>>182795Holy shit I'm cringing hard at the poses
She
does seem like she's getting marginally better at makeup though, even if it's really, really, really basic
No. 182800
>>182798She seems like a nice person. Cringy and weeby as fuck, but still nice, and surprisingly level-headed for someone who pretends she's the eternally 12 years old princess of a made-up country.
I hope she achieves her kawaii weaboo aidoru goals
No. 182803
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Excuse the shitty 2 minute shoop but this could have looked so much better if she hadn't used that bright yellow wig.
Yellow hair and thick black eyebrows is not a look to go for unless you're cosplaying toon link.
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Sorry dance anon, looks like you won't get your promised dance video.
No. 182807
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i feel like shes jumping the gun to produce content now, which naturally means the quality is going to go down (if it can go down any more, that is.)
No. 182809
>>182808So the answer is a Bodyline seifuku with various different accessories, then
I'm kind of hoping she doesn't actually wear that to school though
She
did mention she had some 'normal' outfits
No. 182814
>>182808she seriously shouldn't have posed with that K-On hanging on the backround. It only reminds me how too adult and not anime-like her feautures are.
Not to mention
HOLY SHIT THE WHOLE VID IS AWKWARD AF
No. 182817
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I don't know what she's talking about when she says "disassociate"?
No. 182820
>>182790i still think we should try to help her achieve her goals..
i sound like a moron sure but i still feel like she could become something good, maybe even great with a little help. she's trying, and i have to give her that
No. 182821
>>182820I don't think you sound like a moron at all. It's a nice idea.
I'm sure she'll improve a little on her own as she learns what gets her the most youtube views and instagram likes and stuff, but it couldn't hurt to send her some suggestions or something to help her along, as long as nobody is an asshole to her or anything.
Do you have anything in mind, anon?
No. 182823
>>182822Yeah, that's a good idea. You could always send her something via the contact form like "Have you ever thought about doing ____ videos?"
I'm not into cosplay so I wouldn't know how to help there, but if anyone knows of a site with better stuff, you could probably recommend it to her.
It's kinda a shame she doesn't sew more, I think that'd be the best way for her to get decent costumes, seeing as she often talks about impulse buying a bunch of Bodyline shit
No. 182825
>>182824she seems mature/ intelligent up until "my mental age is 12"
I think she'll get over this in a year or too and go on to contribution interesting things to the cosplay/lolita community
No. 182827
>>182826Yes but let's play styled videos require
>decent equipment>good commentary>the game to playJudging from the style of videos we've seen so far, the princess has
>shitty/mediocre equipment>probably awkward as fuck commentary>no money to buy the game (since she blows all her money on bodyline shit.)I'd be interested to see her do a game like Mad Father or Misao or The Witch's House though. They're free, so all she'd need to do is get a better recording set up and try to not be awkward during filming.
No. 182830
>>182829Well that was quick
ugh she sounds gross..
No. 182833
>>182830She sounds like she's eating cheetos while she plays this. And all she's doing is reading directly off the screen, not commenting or anything. I could just as well play this game on my own and get the same effect, so it's not rly a good letsplay.
>>182827I would accept a letsplay video filmed on crappy equipment if the commentary was good enough. As long as there's not, like, shakycam or anything. If someone could just be funny while playing a game, that'd be ok.
No. 182836
>>182833I think she's trying to comment but her commentary is weak at best.
I feel like she's making sure not to interrupt the story, or something.
No. 182837
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A lot of cleavage for a supposedly pure doll
No. 182838
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Butthurt wannabe edgelord
No. 182839
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No. 182840
>>182837Man, she's really getting use out of that wig
I wonder if she's latched onto Misa like PT with Rukia, OrangeCitrus with Mathilda, Traci with Ariel, etc, etc
No. 182842
>>182841I wouldn't go that far. It's a shitty bodyline wig to be sure but her natural always looked a bit dull and limp, not 'pretty' per se.
She needs to either style her natural hair or invest in more/a better wig.
Apparently bf Ame Pigford doesn't like the blonde wig, so she must really dislike her natural hair to persist in wearing it.
No. 182849
>>182845Nah, say what you want, but I actually really like her.
She's probably the only person posted here, save for maybe Pixy, I genuinely like, and even then, Pixy is pretty bitter and awful when she wants to be
She's not going to sperg out at people or anything though. She seems a little too chill to be a "traditional" lolcow, but almost everyone posted here doesn't quite fit the mold save for Chris, PT, Raven and Quirky
There are one or two people talking shit about her but I think most of us are genuinely curious here
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>>182843Did nobody catch this?
No. 182854
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Well this is just depressing
No. 182856
>>182854Just because you're not actually 12 in any way doesn't mean you're old ffs.
Got to love that typical shitty teenage whining about bfs. Doesn't that guy have a job? Maybe date another teenager if you want undivided attention, princess. Not some beta whose finished college.
Maybe you're 'alone' because you keep posting all that tumblr 'so-anxious-don't-touch-me-world-so-scary-waahh ;^;' crap lately.
No. 182857
>>182854idk i actually feel bad for her
she doesn't sperg out and attack people like pt
and honestly nobody should feel depressed on their birthday ffs
but i don't think she should be posting about it on twitter
No. 182859
>>182856I'm not sure if he's got a job too, but he's still going to college. She tweeted about it pretty recently. Pretty sure they're roughly the same age, too, I think?
Part of me feels like "for fucks sake, stop being so clingy" but I guess she's still just a teenager, so it's hardly unusual.
The 'old and alone' part screams pt like
>>182855 said, but maybe it was a joke? I hope so
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>>182851>>182862I wonder if that's relevant to this
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No. 182871
>>182869Nah, I probably sound like a huge white knight here but I think she does, too. She just happens to be kind of fascinating in a cringy way, too.
I honestly would like to see her improve and achieve her kawaii weeby net idoru dreams.
>>182870I think she used a doll base for the idol picture.
Although maybe she used a doll base for the Mad Father LP one too, idk
Also whoa, the top she drew on the idol pic is the top she made in
>>182843 I think
Fucking hell, she needs to ditch that "Misa" wig though
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I apologize if this has already been noticed and talked about but I just saw this.
Looks like she follows Kiki on instagram and likes her stuff.
I love when cows intermingle.
No. 182876
>>182874>>182875It's not so much cows mingling as it is pdoll watching the other cows while being one herself? She's strangely aware for a lolcow and almost confirmed to lurk here.
So far she's been seen to follow
>PT the Queen herself>Venus Angelic, recently tweeted about the visa marriage>Kiki, liking her stuff on instagram..>I think she also follows Berry on twitter tooThe list goes on. She's a farmer who wants to become one of the cows, I'm telling you.
No. 182877
>>182874>>182876Oh my god
Well played, 'Luna', Well played.
No. 182878
>>182874>>182876>>182877She tried milking us for views and an odd kind of fans…
You know what? I respect that. Damn. Good job, Luna.
No. 182879
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just like pt
No. 182880
>>182879>forever 12 doesn't exactly count on your birthdayno shit, it doesn't count anyway at any other time either, Princess.
YOU ARE 17.
YOU ARE A TEENAGER. YOU HAVE BEEN FOR A GOOD WHILE NOW.
YOUR ARE NOT A LOLI PRINCESS.
GET OVER IT.
No. 182881
Seeing as she probably lurks here, happy birthday, Kenzie/Luna!!
>>182879I guess I can get pt freaking out a little when she hasn't really accomplished anything at 30, but wow man, 17 is no big deal
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>>182879she sure does get distracted easily, just like we saw in
>>182436 No. 182885
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Oh god she's still on this little sister kick
No. 182886
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>>182870I was wrong about her improving
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Got some real big deal #PrincessProblems over here.
For a 'forever 12 year old' you're souding awfully like a very stereotypical teenager there, Kenzie. 'Mentally 12' my ass.
>more mood swings
>more bf does not approve of his gf trying to be a 12yr old idol princess
I wonder if she's so against marriage because her parents divorced, might be why she gets so butthurt at her dad too.
No. 182889
>>182888lmao
>ha byei'm just imagining her and ame pigford fighting and she just yells "sleep mode activated" and passes out
No. 182893
>>182892I actually wondered if she read my post when I saw that tweet lmao
I hope so
No. 182894
>>182892>>182893well apparently this also happened
http://princessdollblog.blogspot.com/2015/09/thank-you-for-birthday-wishes.htmlI saw that one of the names was "kerocopy" though.
I'm wondering if it's someone trying to reference our tinychat anon?
>>182436 who used the name kero?
No. 182896
>>182895i wish she would go on tinychat again and deliver us more milk
you were great at getting the milk kero anon
No. 182898
>>182894I'm guessing a bunch of people contacted her via the little box on her blog to say happy birthday
Honestly I sincerely do kinda hope it made her feel a little better about turning 17 and stuff
>>182897I agree. It makes me sort of sad seeing pt feeling like that when fucking hell, 30 isn't even old really, but I feel like Kenzie or whatever will probably just grow out of it eventually.
No. 182899
>>182896Same, but I don't know if she will again for awhile.
Too many immature farmers whipping their dicks out and spooking her last time.
You'd think people would know you don't get anything that way other than a shocked face and a ban. Hardly worth it.
I thought she might have done one for her birthday but oh well.
>>182898Boyfriend Pigford might snap her out of it eventually depending on how they go. I get the impression he's humouring her for now but he doesn't seem to be too into her 'goals'. Makes you wonder what made him go for her in the first place if he's not into ageplay'ish weebs.
I still want to know what she meant by 'he saved me'.
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>>182888"never get married" and then she wants to make a bride makeup tutorial?
Tbh I was so scared when I saw this before I read that it was for a tutorial. I thought we had another penus situation on our hands.
No. 182903
>>182902Yeah, I hope she's decided to stop wearing the wig
She wants to change her name to Luna Lee Swiizka and bleach her hair blonde when she moves out. I really hope she grows out of this weeb phase before then.
No. 182904
>>182415I think we should just give her a break. She's going through her weeb phase and she'll grow out of it. IMO high school is super late in life to go through a weeb phase but whatever.
I used to do that shit when I was like 14 and do gyaru eye makeup and tag my insta pics "shota" and "kawaii". It's super embarassing and I grew out of it in a year or so, she'll grow up eventually.
No. 182906
>>182905You know for a fact she's only doing it because she wants to be her weird oc version of misa though.
I don't blame her dad for stopping her. The longer you can go without dying your hair, especially lighter, the better. Especially since she's still in her teens too. She should give it another year or two.
I think she needs a haircut/style more than a dye job in all fairness. Her natural color is fine.
No. 182907
>>182906Maybe she's only doing it because she just wants blonde hair, though?
Why the sudden conclusion that "she wants to be like misa"?
With PT, it was understandable, of course she wanted to be like Rukia because she was obsessed with Bleach. But Luna doesn't seem to be obsessed with Death Note, not to that extent, anyway.
No. 182908
>>182905I get what you mean, but it's quite long and if she cut it short to look more like Misa or accidentally fried it, I feel like she'd really come to regret it.
But yeah, thanks
>>182906 anon. That was what I meant.
>>182907I don't want to sound like one of these salty cunts who are all "did you even READ the thread?" but genuine question, did you?
I mean, she talks about Death Note a lot. The reason she wears that blonde wig so often is that she sees it as a "Misa cosplay". It's something to do with her "cosplay band" with her as Misa and her bf as Kaito. It's kind of the natural conclusion to come to.
No. 182909
>>182908Alright however she stated that her cosplay band is an "AU" meaning it's NOT REAL.
And sure, she "talks about Death Note a lot." That doesn't mean shes obsessed with it, ffs.
She uses the misa wig for cosplay but she never stated that she's always cosplaying Misa
tl;dr- don't draw stupid conclusions
>inb4 "white knight": oh well. i just don't like when people make assumptions from too little evidence. I don't hate her, and I honestly think she's not too bad, just a bit weeb. Nowhere near obsessive. No. 182910
>>182909Jesus christ, I was trying to word that politely and here you are being this salty. I wasn't even the anon that "drew that conclusion" in the first place.
>She uses the misa wig for cosplay but she never stated that she's always cosplaying MisaShe never mentioned dying her hair until the Misa thing hit her at full force, and by the looks of things she must wear it a lot unless she only wears it for photos. Of course people are going to assume she's aiming to look like her.
Nobody in this thread even dislikes her except a select few anons, nobody thinks you're a white knight, you're just getting pretty riled up and defensive over what I'm assuming was one anon's theory that I'm pretty sure the vast majority of onlookers wouldn't call a "sudden conclusion" or an "assumption from too little evidence".
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All that drama tsk tsk
Lets get back to posting about princess cow's milk.
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>weeb doing lets play of games from the most weeaboo site out there
>jfc
No. 182915
>>182912Yeah, sorry for getting so off-track
Man, it depresses me that she knows at least the basics of sewing, yet she buys a ton of cheap, tacky materials to make her stuff with.
I wonder if she's ever thought about learning to sew lolita dresses. She seems like she'd have the dedication for that kind of thing.
>>182914In fairness, she's probably using any old doll base she can find off dA
No. 182917
>>182912I wonder how her
>#1stdayofschoolwas
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No. 182919
>>182918Oh wow…where to even begin with this? Why is there no responses to this?!
I guess the bf finally told her it's going nowhere unless she gives up being '12'.
How long is she planning on claiming to be 12 in some way or another anyway? Is she really planning on being the next queen and claiming to be a loli even when she hits the big 30?
>is being a loli so bad?!Princess says: being in a relationship with a child is a-ok!
>its hard to look and act matureEven children are taught not to be immature. Stop dressing weeb, saying that you're 12 and be a decent, reasonable, likeable person.
Boom, you're now looking and acting mature. Simple. It's not hard, Princess!
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There is such a thing as public transport, your highness.
Or is that too common for you?
Just buy a buspass, bitch. Sheesh.
No. 182923
>>182922Sorry my language isn't nice enough for you, anon. I'll put one in the swear jar I guess.
Don't get me wrong, I don't hate her, she's just one whiney-ass teen. Makes me eye-roll.
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>>182888>>182903Well it looks like its happening anyway
I wonder if her dad knows about this
No. 182926
>>182923How about you fucking do just that, bitch
Nah, real talk, that wasn't really what I meant, but you're right. Sorry.
When I read it I was like "whoa chill, she's just a kid" but reading it again it was probably more of a "bitch pls" kinda bitch than a "fuck you, bitch" kinda bitch
Not that it matters either way. When you try putting moral standards on an image board dedicated to taking the piss out of people you're automatically a retard, I was just kind of like "whoa"
sage because tl;dr nobody gives a shit
No. 182927
>>182925I think she's just trying to make on she's naturally a kawaii loli
>>182924Oh
shiiiiiiiiitI hope it turns out ok. Fingers crossed she isn't doing it all on her own. Kenzie, if you're reading, please for the love of god use toner
No. 182929
>>182928She wants to dye it blonde, of all colours, too
Lets pray for her, anon
No. 182937
>>182935Yeah, that's the freaky part
She sounds like she's trying this at home, without a professional and maybe not even with a parent
>>182936Whoa, didn't know that about bleaching children's hair. The more you know.
I don't know about 'most teens', but yeah, I get what you mean. She'll probably fuck it up or regret it which sucks because it's quite long and it'll be shit if she damages it beyond repair, but of course she's going to be experimenting with stuff at 17
No. 182938
>>182937Yeah, I mean I dyed my hair midnight blue when I was 14, then again, I didn't bleach my hair. I just out it on my brown hair and it turned very dark blue and I loved it. It was also manic and is a vegan dye, so it won't damage your hair, plus my mom said it was okay.
I kind of feel bad for her, but she needs to get a job and go to a salon or else she might damage her hair badly.
No. 182940
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Wow, alright, you know, I take all that back about her fucking her hair up. She's not done with it yet apparently but it actually looks pretty nice right now.
No. 182942
>>182941Yeah, I guess it looks tad fried if I had to nitpick, but that might also be a little to do with the shoop and filters. It's not the bright yellow straw I was expecting, either.
I mean, it could still go to shit if she dyes it too much or doesn't take care of it, but wow, I'm actually pretty happy for her. I just hope this isn't her trying to be Misa.
No. 182945
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>>182940Gurl…dem brows. Dat fringe can only hide so much ya know.
No. 182951
>>182950………because you might get bleach in your eyes?
It's also really easy to fuck up and bleach them too light, or do it unevenly and wind up with two different colored eyebrows. If you're going to get your brows lightened have a professional do it.
No. 182952
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>>182862Well apparently yes
No. 182953
>>182952I knwo this sounds dumb but I have an irrational hate for how she writes her a's in that list. They look like o's.
>plon + moke outfits>plon music video>moke olbum cover>moke instrumental trock>record vocal trock>combine trocks>onnounce>film video>edit video>uplood videoReading this through again, isn't this in a bit of a strange order? Interested to see what this makes either way. Surprised she's not willing to dance but is willing to sing her own song.
No. 182954
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Maybe I'm just not very perceptive, but
>English is my second language
Is she seriously claiming 'Invitean' is her first language or what??
No. 182955
>>182954>Is she seriously claiming 'Invitean' is her first language or what??Legit this. She claims Invitea has its own language and that is her 'first' language.
She is 100% english speaking american though.
No. 182956
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Her feed hasn't been very "Kawaii dolly" lately.
No. 182957
>>182956Fucking hell, her hair started off so promising and it's yellow already
It pretty much matches her skirt in the second row right pic
Kenzie, please get some toner
No. 182958
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Alright grab some popcorn because it's story time.
I did a TON of research based on her insta, because recently someone named "kyllenforever" was posting a bunch of old pics of her. (pic related)
"kyllen" mentioned "lead the way" which apparently was a band they had together? (and apparently "
might be coming back" ?)
So i did a crap ton of googling and found this
>http://leadthewayband.webs.com/find what you will from it, my work for now is done
(sorry for the shitty edit)
No. 182960
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>>182959You think so? I don't think a filter could make her hair that yellow without it being really obvious
No. 182961
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>>182728>>182851>>182862>>182952apparently, it's happening
>http://dollectric-album.webs.comWe've seen how awkward she is on camera so i pray to god she has a decent singing voice or this is going south so fast
No. 182962
>>182958Oh my god, what the fuck did I just listen to…
(and I thought I did embarrassing shit as a teenager)
No. 182963
>>182961>>182962d'you know what? You're gonna shoot me down for this but I actually think she could make it!
She's got the looks. I mean, sure a pair of fake tits wouldnt hurt her image but she oozes natural sex appeal anyway, and guys love all that 'pure lolita virgin' bullshit she pulls
[TLDR: She's a cocktease!]
She's clearly a talented writer [if that wasn't already obvious from reading her blog then idk what is. Video is proof she can write a catchy hook like it's nobody's business also. Got Down The Hall stuck in my head now. Curse her genial wordplay!]
I think Luna's going places. Dakota, Venus and even Pixyteri herself might as well step aside. Pair Luna up with the right producers and she's going places. Tokyo, America, the world! Mark my words she could conquer it ALL!!
#LunaLover4Lyf
No. 182968
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Damn she's tiny
No. 182974
File: 1442618848768.png (446.36 KB, 720x818, wp_ss_20150918_0002.png)
So she jumped the edgelord train
No. 182975
>>182973There are bits here and there in this entry (seriously tl;dr)
http://princessdollblog.blogspot.co.uk/2015/02/invitea-blog-transfer.html#more
>Invitea; My country, in Northern Siberia, founded Pre-World War I. (See "The Founding Of Invitea") (Pronounced "In Wit ee-ah")
>Welcriton; An Invitean word for "enemy", usually used in a mocking way.
>Talisman(s); An object, like an amulet or charm, that has either magical or special properties that usually protect the wearer.
>Kage; (Pronounced; Ka-hay); Assassins in a special Guild working for the Nobles of Invitea.
>Timorfants; A nickname for children born in the 1990's due to the scary movie craze. Roughly translates to English as "Fear Children" or "Children from Fear"
>"Bambi"; (Slang) Adjective describing someone with large eyes.Example- "I'm jealous, isn't she so Bambi?"
>"Mutt"; In Invitea, when describing a HUMAN, it means something along the lines of the "lowest of the low". Kind of a slur also when used against non-Inviteans. When describing a dog, normal meaning. I find it hilarious how much of 'Invitean culture' is just stolen American stuff that's been rebranded. Invitea totally did it first you guys! Just slightly differently!
Read the whole entry if you have it in you for some serious cringe. There's some gems in there.
No. 182976
>>182973>>182975Also may have just found Invitea's national anthem…
>Invitea Vivel Ame (In Invitean)>Invitea vivel ame, Princess vivel demel ame,>Mortel Welcritons cratmae, Invitea vivel ame!>Invitea vivel ame, Princess vivel demel ame,>Princess amorell ame, amorell mortel nonne,>Invitea vivel ame, Invitea vivel ame,>Primavel Invitea ame, spate pura ame,>Princess pural ame, Invitea vivel ame!
>Long Live Our Dear Invitea (In English)>Long live our dear Invitea, Longer live our dear Princess,>Many traitors die by our swords, long live our dear Invitea!>Long live our dear Invitea, Longer live our dear Princess,>Our dear Princess's Love, that love will never die,>Long live our dear Invitea, long live our dear Invitea,>Our dear important Invitea, our dear land of purity,>Our dear pure Princess, Long live our dear Invitea!Pronunciation Key
A= Ah
E on the end= Ay
E anywhere else= Eh
V= W
I in Vivel= Ee
I anywhere else= Ih
U= You
-Or= Oor
Nonne= Non-nay
-El= Ell
-Mae= May (ignore A here, it's silent)
No. 182977
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>>182973>>182975>>182976Apparently her past entries were very educational on the topic of Invitea.
>Invitean Words- Special Cases
>Non- (Pronounced "Non")- Means No- Only used in a questionex "Non greeting today?" or "Non fun?"
>Primatte- (Pronounced "Pre-matt-ay")- Means First things first, (or) first off,- Only used before a list>ex "Primatte, you started it, secondly…" or "Primatte, I'm the realest~"
>Ephel- (Pronounced "Eff-Ell")- Means Well,- Only used to start a sentence>ex "Ephel, it didn't really happen like that."
>Pereter- (Pronounced "Per-eh-ter")- Means I don't know- Only used when alone/ Not used in a sentence/ IS a sentence>ex "How are you? Pereter."
>Het- (Pronounced "Heh-t")- Means Wait!, Hold up!, Whoa!- Only used when alone/ not used in a sentence/ IS a sentence
>Irakelis- (Pronounced "Ear-ah-kell-iss")- Means that annoys me, that bothers me- Only used as an ADJECTIVE>ex "There's the boy irakelis!" No. 182981
A new global rule was added recently:
>8. Do not post threads about yourself in /pt/ or /snow/.This thread, and all other threads related to "Princess Doll" (PD), were created by PD herself. A significant number of the posts in this thread were also made by her.
PD is not banned, but is now disallowed from posting anonymously on any board. Any future posts from her must clearly state that they are from her, with a tripcode or otherwise.
Note: She is under 18, so personal information is not allowed.
I also thought this might make for a fun opportunity to test users' samefag/self-post identification accuracy with a little challenge.
Here's how it works: If you think you know which posts in this thread were made by her (other than the OP, because that's cheating), simply report the posts. No report message is needed. If you want to, you may optionally write an explanation for why you think the post was made by her, and/or how confident you are that the post was made by her, in the report message. Reports of any post in this thread will be added to a special database which I can look at to determine accuracy. If you don't how to report posts, please see
https://lolcow.farm/info.
You can report a lot of posts at once (with no report message) by just checking the box in the top left of each post, then scrolling all the way down to the bottom of the page and
pressing "Report" in the bottom right. This should be much quicker than clicking the checkbox and then the report button for each post.
The user who achieves the highest accuracy will receive a prize. Accuracy will be judged based on how many posts you spot, how many posts you incorrectly mark as being her, and total count. Someone who marks 5 posts probably has a lower chance of winning than someone who marks 10 (10 is not necessarily reflective of the real count), for example. No hints will be given.
The game will run for 1 or 2 weeks. Afterwards, I will announce the winner, and mark every post in this thread that was made by her.
Feel free to discuss this in
https://chat.lolcow.farm/r/meta if you like.
No. 182987
>>182981Oh shiiiiit.
So she's been trolling all along pretending to be overly cringey and self-posting in hopes of some kind of infamy? Or she really is a super weeb but still doing it for attention?
I'm kind of impressed either way, tbh. She had us fooled and it kinda worked (slightly), I mean she did receive some attention from us. Not as much as she anticipated though, I'm sure.
Also excited for Spot the PD.
This'll be fun.
No. 183005
>>182981How long do we have to report the posts until you announce the winner?
I'm on my phone atm so it'd be awkward but I'd like to participate when I get home on my computer.
No. 183013
>>183011Princess Doll, please see
>>182981.
>PD is not banned, but is now disallowed from posting anonymously on any board. Any future posts from her must clearly state that they are from her, with a tripcode or otherwise.Please identify yourself when posting. Thank you. I have done you the courtesy of filling your name field myself in this case.
No. 183044
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>>183035Shhhh don't say that, that's exactly what she wants
No. 183071
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>>183011Haha omg this fool
No. 183141
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Don't worry everyone, it totally wasn't her~~!
bitch you got caught and you know it
No. 183143
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This bitch can't be fucking real..
No. 183179
>>183141>>183143Fucking kek, soooo transparent.
>I'm not going to be stopping my #idol career for the recent weird eventsShe wouldn't make this post and seem this affected by it and have to reassure people that she isn't halting her 'career' due to this crazy 'event' if she truly just got some messages and saw we were wrongly accusing her of self-posting. Especially if she claims she was already aware of the thread. This wouldn't be that big of a deal to her.
She's clearly guilty and very embarrassed.
No. 183180
>>182962This is actually almost salvageable. I like the scenes in the beginning where they're looking through the window with the "old film" filters, and the bit at 0:50 (minus the part where she turns around).
The song itself has some lo-fi Daniel Johnston crossed with The Shaggs vibes, too.
It's obviously not intentionally that way, though, and everything else is cringy as fuck.
No. 183204
>>182981>>183002>>183013This is why our Admin is the best Admin.
Thanks, Admin-sama!
No. 183246
>>183208I see so many posts that sound like her, and I'm wondering if I'm just bad a this or if she's just that crazy.
Still… kinda… want to try. I wonder what the prize is.
No. 183277
>>183257Yeah I give up. I thought I was onto something, but then I started to get lazy halfway down and the thread started lagging. The further I scroll, the less responsive it gets. I'm pretty sure I reported way too many posts and/or the wrong ones.
I got the sense she was the one asking all the questions like "hey, i heard x, tell me about x" when no one else was talking about it, ever. Asks a lot of questions to get people talking and sometimes even answers herself. That's my opinion.
Well, I'll be waiting for the big reveal. Good luck anyone who will be torturing themselves with this task (((((':
No. 183390
By the way, you can report a lot of posts at once (with no report message) by just checking the box in the top left of each post, then scrolling all the way down to the bottom of the page and pressing "Report" in the bottom right. Should be quicker than clicking the checkbox and then the report button for each post.
>>183277Does the thread lag normally when scrolling down, or did it only start lagging when you reported things? Also, does Lite mode help? You should still be able to bulk-report in Lite mode.
>>183229>I'm going to guess they had suspicions, checked IPs and found one IP replying to itself etc and put two and two together.That's how it started, yes. That was only one factor, though. That alone wasn't enough to tell me it was definitely her, since it could've just been some other person obsessed with her or something. I confirmed it was actually her through further investigation.
Also, she deleted this thread a few minutes after I stickied it.
No. 183399
>>183390I always forget lite mode exists. My bad. Bulk reporting in lite is 100% easier.
I double checked, and the thread lag only happens after ticking the check box on an individual post. It has to load the little text fields for delete/report every single time. That's what's causing it, for me.
Anyway, thanks. I'm going lite mode forever.
No. 183401
>I'm genuinely curious, how DID Admin find out it was her?Actually, just so she'll stop denying it...
After I randomly saw some suspicious posts, I looked and found the following things:
- All of the posts that I could indisputably tie to a single person ("Samefag A") via IP addresses and logs were made by someone located in Chesapeake, VA, which is where Princess Doll lives. (I don't consider cities significant personal info, plus she seems open with saying what city she lives in.)
- Samefag A posted 4 threads about PD in /pt/ about 3 months ago. One was moved to /b/, one became this thread (which was moved to /snow/, and then moved back to /pt/ yesterday), and the others were deleted by her. >>>/b/17567 is the /b/ thread. Samefag A did not post any other threads.
- 99% of posts from Samefag A are in the PD threads or are random mentions of or references to PD in other /pt/ threads.
- If one is given a full listing of all the posts known to be made by Samefag A, it is blatantly obvious to any reader that Samefag A is posting about themselves. This will be evident when the posts are marked.
- Samefag A deleted this thread a few minutes after I stickied it and posted the information.
- When I restored the thread, Samefag A anonymously asked how I knew she was PD. >>183011
No. 183492
>>183474Thanks! It works fine now
Though I'm not really sure hahaha hope I got at least 3 right
No. 183510
>>183507Also "career" FUCKING HA! This bitch.
Ya know, I regret trying to defender earlier on in this thread. She really is as crazy and shitty as she posted herself as. That "career" you needed to get back to … was only brought on by us. And now that pretty much everyone is going to unfollow/unsub she is going to be hurtin in the morning.
No. 183566
>>183551Good eye, anon.
And nice try, PD.
Why don't you just confess? You're only embarrassing yourself by lying because you're extremely transparent.
No. 183574
>>183567And before she tries to imply she only lurked, this thread has been up for months and she never took notice or tried to report it for slander? Right.
>inb4 "Oh I saw there was a way to change styles so I tried it, I've never been here before"Why change style/layout for a website you've only just visited and only intend to clear your own name on?
tbh she has no defense. She's been caught red-handed
No. 183575
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>>183567I wonder if she'll turn like Dahlia Hawthorne when we crack her.
She'd probably be pleased with that comparison.
No. 183582
>>183575We need a PD banner to commemorate the occasion.
I still feel strangely proud that my newest favorite lolcow has blown up like this.
As admin-sama knows I've posted a lot in this thread. I knew PD had some potential! Just probably not the kind she thought.
No. 183616
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No. 183629
>>183616Why don't you just post this on here instead of tweeting it, PD?
Since you're
obviously telling the truth, if you post, your IP won't match OP's,
right?
No. 183631
>>183629I'm already wondering if the post
>>183434 she confirmed as her and the OP have the same IP
Or maybe it's badly hidden by a proxy or posted from a friend or relative's computer instead to try and 'outsmart' the admin? But I'm pretty sure that would be obvious, too
No. 183636
>>183633Yeah, that's what I was thinking, too. That'd be funny as fuck
Lmao Kenzie, if that's what you're trying to pull, you should probably know that your location will still make it obvious you made the post.
No. 183676
>>183616"first time posting"
"Been lurking for awhile"
Which is the truth
No. 183717
>>183716Yo Kenzie
We can certainly tell you're ~mentally 12~ now <3
No. 183729
Honestly, Kenzie/Luna/whatever, I think it'd be better if you just replied to posts here now that you can't post anonymously instead of posting passive-aggressive twitter rants a la Peter Coffin or Kiki Kannibal, but whatever
Here's a rundown for you:
To start with, I don't know what makes you feel like you 'completely debunked something', but seeing as regular users can't see IPs, even if you did 'completely debunk' it, we really wouldn't have much to go by without the admin stopping in, and I'm pretty sure like most people they have shit to do and can't be posting here 24/7 like you seem to be.
The 'posting from someone else's device' thing was actually more of a theory. We were pretty much saying that posting from a different IP than the OP doesn't necessarily prove you weren't still OP.
And the admin has already said they tried to make sure that it couldn't have just been someone else from the same city as you posting
The fact you tried to delete the thread straight afterward doesn't exactly make you look innocent either, does it?
Also, making felt sharpie brooches and buying bodyline shit =/= putting 'work' into a 'career'
TL;DR: Posting passive-aggressive tweets with shitty /cgl/ reaction images doesn't make you look like the victim here, but it does make for a 10/10 lol for us, so keep at it, I guess
No. 183730
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>>183729Dropped my fuckin image after all that, jesus tapdancing christ
No. 183734
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>say that to my face fucker not online and see what happens
No. 183766
>>183730wait, is luna lee princess doll? And why the fuck is she quoting me on her twitter. Fuckin wierdo. It's not a fucking career.
Jesus h christ. Go back to community college you butthurt wannabe. Sharpie … on merch. is that your precious career? Or is it the number of people you have looking at your online activity at a given moment? Either way, you'd be poverty level by both standards.
By the way who is paying for her shitty bodyline stuff? Does she have an actual job? Or is her boyfriend a money fountain of some kind for cheap ita stuff?
No. 183770
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>>183716>>183707Is this you debunking? Cause damn this is hilarious.
No. 183774
>>183766lmao I feel you anon
I think she's either trolling or worryingly deluded with the 'idol career' and 'fans' thing.
Yeah, 'Luna Lee' is her fake name.
Her parents pay her for doing chores or something and she uses the money on bodyline or aliexpress or misc ita websites
No. 183791
>>183782I still can't quite believe I called it but it makes so much sense. She was trying to outshine them all, by literally taking tips from them, and us.
If PT is our queen then PD is truly our princess.
So where do we go once her little tantrum dies down? Might be time for that one anon who actually wanted to form her into an idol to step up. We got a good 13 years before she hits the big three-zero afterall.
Be grateful, Kenzie, and we might help you make it big! Like a big collective non-jap-pedo jrcach. Listen to your farmers!
No. 183828
>>183825She kind of did that with
>>183434 and
>>183447 but like
>>183826 said, that's not exactly proof
But yeah, it sucks
I liked her too, but now she's just acting like any other weeby self-posting dramawhore
Still, it makes for a pretty good thread I guess
No. 183888
>>183826but then said friend would see the video and call her out.
"So um … why did you shoot that video in my house claiming it was your house?"
Then her irl friends would know and that would be super embarrassing. I mean unless their in on this.
No. 184020
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Sure, Kenzie. Sure.
And so the Twitter rampage continues.
Have you told your parents you want to change the name they gave you? Since Kenzie isn't 'kawaii' or idol enough? I doubt they'd be happy.
No. 184038
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>>184037That's Princess Kenzie to you! Get it right anon, or she'll call us all plebs and commoners again when she posts another girl-on-throne-with-sword picture on her insta. I don't know if I can take that sort of sick burn again.
No. 184040
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Jesus Kenzie what kind of weeb are you? This is rice and vegetables and it is kawaii as fuck.
No. 184068
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>>182981Yay for admin. This is pretty kek.
No. 184133
>>184106If she wants our attention she should go ahead and post here as herself. Surely, she's not worried about sounding like the samefag and thus being outed again, is she?
Guess she is.
No. 184138
>>184127>>And how adding :) or <3 after posting yet another tweet criticising lolcow totally isn't passive agressiveKenzie, here's a tip, open up a dictionary and look up the words we're using here and make sure you understand them before attempting to use them in a sentence that apparently "debunks" what we're saying. BTW, to debunk something, you need to actually provide evidence to back up what you're saying - you're not showing how what we're apparently saying is false, you're telling which is not debunking shit.
>>184133Right? Cause if she's as innocent as she's claims she'd have no problem posting here (obviously doesn't have to worry about her IP revealing herself, if she wasn't OP…obviously…). I feel bad for her followers having to deal with her passive-aggressive shit clogging up their feeds. Like, Kiki has more tact than this and can at least turn it into some sort of self-help soundbite - what PD is doing is is just self-centred. And if she really was working on that idol career she'd know that career needs said fans/followers - no point pissing them off with this bullshit.
If you (Kenzie/Luna/whoever the fuck you're calling yourself today) cared about them at all, you would've cleared this up on lolcow by now. But, you don't care about them: actions speak louder than words and you're showing yourself to be quite the self-absorbed asshat. Maybe that's your intention to get us to keep talking about you, but you've got some serious issues if you're only doing this whole thing for the negative attention (because, I've yet to see anything that indicates you genuinely want positive attention).
No. 184167
>>184156Yeah no Admin proved she self posted the thread so the "you" you're talking to is PD which is pretty sad.
Also what's with all the whiteknights commenting all of a sudden. Something smells fishy.
No. 184174
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>>184169It's one of her 33 followers.
No. 184186
>>184156Oh you must be new here. Welcome to farm! … and the cosplay/lolita community in general where it sucks to put tons of effort into something you love only to have shitheads ruin the image of it for everyone.
>>184162>>184163>>184164>>184166Ugh we get it. Go jerk off in a mirror why don't ya? Least then we don't have to deal with your weird love hate relationship for yourself.
No. 184207
>>184205I gave up after a few minutes, but basically she's "debunking" things that were said about her in the beginning of the thread.
Which she, you know, posted herself.
So that was less than useless so far. I'll finish it later.
No. 184208
>>184191ok lets pretend you aren't kenzie.
I used to be like you. I posted this
>>182845 because hey, it's highshool and we all do stupid embarrassing shit right? Then you realize that if she is for real on not just some elaborate troll … she is wasting her life. She is chasing something that is never going to happen. We all laugh at PT but at the end of the day she is going to be stuck with her parents for the rest of her life. The time and money PT put into all this nonsense she could have made meaningful professional connections, she could have gotten herself out of debt with a good plan and eventually saved up money to get a nice apartment. She could have tried to join the JET program again and maybe succeeded. But she is taking half naked pictures of herself where children play, there are nudes online of her that are easy to access by anyone in her life, she has no savings and no independence because she was so obsessed with this idea of being an idol and being forever young.
At the end of the day this 17 year old was so obsessed with the idea of being famous, somehow, and being forever young and loli (which as someone who has dealt with real life pedophiles I absolutely hate that there is a culture endorsing sexualizing children) that she has posted self hating shit about her self. She doesn't care about any of the long term effects it might have. So community aside, this girl could be ruining herself with this. She's so absorbed with this idea that she is willing to drag her name through the mud, get people to hate her, build some sort of odd following based on it. This shit she's making may be funny now but it will always be online. At the end of the day it is just really sad. And this is why it ruins the fun hobby for some people. Not because they are elitists.
No. 184213
>>184205So in this video, she still insists Invitea is a real country. She says no one knows about it because it's not yet recognized by the UN.
I don't know how to express how I feel about her. I'd say I was laughing myself into another dimension, but I'm actually sitting here silently, wondering what is wrong with her.
No. 184251
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This is so cringe, even with the sound off, I'm going to have to watch this later once I've braced myself, if you excuse the pun.
Must have been in a real hurry to get this video out though, doesn't even look like her hair was washed. Not sure if it's the light, the camera or a combination but damn, looking rough.
Does anyone else think she pulls some very odd faces in this? Maybe it's because she seems pretty emotional as the other anon said but it's reminding me of PT when she'd get crabby on camera a bit. The something-is-off looks of someone not all there. Yet I don't think she legit has anything wrong with her, so maybe this is her tough-mafia-princess mode or something?
Goddamn it's all so cringe.
No. 184294
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>>184290Sorry for double posting, but what if she's an elaborate troll?
No. 184302
>>184294There's definitely a small chance she actually likes this negative attention, even if it exposes her whole persona…
I don't think so though. I think she's just desperately hoping someone will believe her.
No. 184304
>>184294I was open to that idea until I saw how flustered she was in this video. Her exaggerated expressions, eye rolling, stopping to catch her breath, and wavering voice are signs that she is fighting back her emotions. The "totally cool with everything act" is very transparent to me.
I can't imagine a troll would be this visibly bothered over making a video to further troll us.
No. 184329
>>184205Was anyone able to get past three minutes of this video…?
She is so greasy and her facial movements are irritating and she can't even do basic math and SHE'S STILL PRETENDING ENGLISH ISN'T HER FIRST LANGUAGE YOU DUMB ANNOYING CUNT
Sorry not sorry, but she has the most punchable face I have ever seen. Ever.
No. 184332
File: 1442901436933.png (1.08 MB, 1660x538, warflashbacks.png)
>>184329sorry, I have to correct myself. She has the second most punchable face in the universe, the first one is my own personal lolcow.
OT
Anyway, watch out seagulls, Mackenzie is getting into "Lolita." Be careful, she might steal ur burando.
No. 184333
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~muh dissociation~
No. 184352
>>184205She said she'd go through the entire thread comment for comment and would debunk anything needing debunking. Mentioned about 30 comments and didn't provide any proof for anything (really showing her intelligence there). Video was a complete waste of time. Also she seems to think that people on here were saying she was diagnosed with mental health issues as if one can't have them without being diagnosed first…
Also, I pointed out that she didn't get angry at the thread prior to the accusations of her making the thread was highly suspicious. I never said that she should make a video or even bother going through the earlier thread comments way after the fact (i.e. when I pointed it out) because I knew it'd be pointless and, guess what, it was. She didn't prove anything. It was just a video of her going "yeah no" while staring at a computer screen for 16 minutes - not sure what she was hoping to achieve with that. And yet we're the ones who can't logic??? Sure people bitched about ridiculous things about her on the thread, but the things worth "debunking" she hasn't even attempted to address.
Luna, here's a tip. If you want to convince people, provide evidence to what you say (which is why people screencap - to back up their points) - your opinion has little weight otherwise. If your country exists, there should be no problem finding primary source material proving such e.g. front cover of the passport you used to move to America. Proof of name? Passport again, but you can block out your surname/passport number a la Kotakoti. And we know a faked passport when we see one do don't even try that! There are simple, logical solutions to this and you've yet to attempt even one.
No. 184358
>>184352I honestly don't care about her little princess fantasy, I have similar delusions although I do not advertise them publicly, but you know, whatever.
But yes, it's just very telling that she only posted that video now, I mean at first she acted like she never even came here - then she got called out on her non-default color scheme, and all of a sudden she says she has always lurked here… uhuh.
But she somehow chose NOW to post that video and debunk shit she posted herself, hmmmm. Right.
No. 184395
>>184352Yeah, she didn't even really address or attempt to debunk that she was the one who made this thread and was samefagging and replying to herself throughout it, which I thought was going to be the point of the video?
She just says "they think I made the thread" and then goes through some lesser posts criticising her in the beginning of the thread and rolls her eyes saying "ok. I dunno what to say to that" and then mentions our accusations of her self-posting briefly near the end,
still without trying to debunk or prove anything. She even says at that moment that it was the point of her video but still didn't even address it properly.
Also
>"I honestly think that you all should take some time to reflect">"you may want to rethink your life habits">"I hope you find peace with yourself~"Ok Kiki.
You sure did pick up some garbage from following her.
No. 184404
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>>184397I notice she has some kind of sanpaku eyes thing going on.
No. 184413
>>184205what an ineloquent, lying little twit. if you're going to make a video get your thoughts in order so you don't sound utterly stupid. her "accent", fucking lol.
so debunked! i don't think she understands what that word means. i feel bad for younger people growing up in this age of social media who don't have parents that care enough about them to keep them from making these idiotic mistakes that will haunt them throughout their lives.
No. 184436
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>>184332HERE HERE HERE WE GO
No. 184444
File: 1442932124068.png (28.72 KB, 549x555, invitea.PNG)
>>184213So here is my crappy theory on why no one knows about Invitea:
Invitea isn't a country, it's a genetic testing facility. Kenzie grew up in the facility Truman Show style. All Kenzie was allowed to was was Sophia the First and the lab assistants encouraged her delusion of being a Princess of Invitea because it made her docile during the tests.
>it's more believable then what she says No. 184460
>>184205
>She pronounces 'brooch' as it's spelledI wonder if this is a genuine mistake or a piss-poor attempt at pretending Invitean is her first language
>>184218Wow, nicely spotted
No. 184471
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>>184205I've just been through her entire youtube channel. Before this, I was convinced she was an elaborate troll. Now I genuinely think she is Chris-Chan levels of deluded. Pic very much related.
No. 184475
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>>184444
>I'm not a real girl though>Part organic and part machineOh fuck, anon you're right
>>184251Yeah, I guess she does a bit
It's probably just because she's pissed off
I'm not 'diagnosing' her with anything (fucking hell, Kenzie), I just think it's fun to play armchair psychologist, but
as a literal sperg, the weird facial movements and 'princess of a pretend country' delusion almost makes me think she has very, very mild Aspergers or something. Especially considering girls are better at masking it.
I feel like it would explain the way she talks about not being used to 'American customs' and things like that. I know it's because she's pretending she's 'Invitean', but she describes it vividly enough that she must really feel that way. Like she feels alien. That, or she's really, really deep into the whole Invitea thing. I'm probably reaching here since it's normal for introverts but the way she talks about it being hard to have a friend group makes me wonder if it's related, too.
Inb4 'I wasn't diagnosed', Kenzie. People can have something and not be diagnosed with it. How do you think people get diagnosed in the first place?
Do you legit think doctors stamp something on a document and suddenly you're mentally ill? People would be fucking terrified of doctors if that happened
Aspergers, especially in girls, often goes unnoticed. Just sayin
No. 184486
>>184483I think it's more to do with the fact she's so open about it. Almost everyone has their little delusions, little obsessions, little insecurities, etc, but the fact she's so far into it and open about it is pretty strange.
>>184484Amen, my sperg brother
I think out of everything that could be seen as a sperg trait, her lack of awareness makes me think she's a literal sperg. If she was a little more self-aware she wouldn't be so open about her princess fantasy or whatever. Didn't an anon further up the thread say she asks people to call her princess at school or something? It could've been Kenzie herself trying to fan the flames though, idk
A lot of girls with aspergers learn to keep weird stuff like that to themselves, but if Kenzie doesn't keep that to her online persona I'm actually pretty surprised she hasn't been tested for it or something
TL;DR: A lolcow who may have autism, who would've fucking thought
No. 184492
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No. 184493
>>184492
>I'm a living doll not a test subjectlmao
I can't even tell if she knew that was a joke or not
No. 184494
File: 1442943732797.jpg (111.03 KB, 919x583, ita.jpg)
>#weeb #weeaboo #ita
I'm starting to think she really does want negative attention for some weird reason
No. 184537
>>184531Yeah, the video isn't doing her any favours.
The start of the video is very telling actually: she claims "we" (OP aka her) waited five months to bitch about her possibly faking health issues…even though she was quoting OP's post which was posted 3 months ago aka May 29th which is the date on OPs post if you hover the cursor over the "3 months" bit. So she literally waited a day to post her own post here…fucking hell! Seriously, we know hardly anyone follows her (34 people on Twitter!) and no one even mentioned her existence on here before this (no one knew bout her!) and she wants us to believe some "hater" was magically following her social media for some time and was looking for a reason to post her here…as if the other shit she has posted prior to that May 28th post wasn't lolcow worthy enough for a farmer to post?!? If it actually were someone else who posted her here, we would've found out about her sooner (like what farmer would keep this to themselves? No one would!). There'd be no reason for a farmer to sit on this, so even if we didn't have that IP address evidence proving it was a self-post, logically it could only really have been a self-post for the reasons I've mentioned.
No. 184593
>>183486Oh this is so good! No idea who PD was intil now but gonna enjoy her from now on. Love your stickied posts :))
I agree that the first thing a person like PD would do, after you revealed her, is to go to some other place in town and log from another mobile or computer and leave the comment how she's here for the first time. Hahaha so funny
No. 184605
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This has got me laughing so hard!
Good job whoever did this, I've been meaning to suggest someone report her for using a fake name for awhile now haha!
It would have meant losing a source of luls but she's not posted anything interesting on there in ages anyway.
Besides, if it's your real name you can get it back again with proof, Kenzie. I mean, Luna. I mean Princess LoliDollGaijin.
No. 184615
>>184537I don't feel like playing the game, but you gave me the idea to look at the timestamps of the first few posts. The first 6, plus OP, are all posted minutes of each other with another sudden burst of activity a few days later all posted within a few minutes of each other. For a unknown, mostly boring seeming cow you'd expect more intermittent posting until something big happens or the cow gains more of a following.
It's kind of sad that it took her a few days of samefagging before some random anon took enough of an interest to post something. Like, even with the aggressive samefagging she still isn't that interesting lol
No. 184616
>>184605She's now taking this as "proof" that one of us reported the FB account even though those this post clearly assumed so, there was no "I did it! I did it!". She's getting pissed of at an opinion and taking it as fact.
Anyone could have reported it. Farmer or even someone she knows IRL. Fuck, she could've reported it herself so we'd keep talking about her - obviously there's no proof of that but my point is anyone could have reported it for any number of reasons. I didn't think to bother reporting it because it would be loosing a lukewarm source of lulz.
No. 184636
>>184628Anon said they saw her in the tumblr tag Lolita fashion which means she's been tagging her posts to show up in the public tags therefore it's fair of me to ask what her tumblr is as it's clearly not private as she wasn't treating it completely as such.
Also lol she can't go 5 minutes without checking this thread. Does she do anything else?
No. 184643
>>184628What? You said
to go on your Tumblr? Sure, but we would have to find it first!
No. 184657
File: 1442965461995.jpg (136.71 KB, 919x587, lmao.jpg)
Apparently in Invitea it's customary for royalty to wear jewellery bought from eBay for $10
No. 184660
>>184658You're almost definitely right.
She might have minor autism or asperger's or something, but she's otherwise normal. She never believed the fake country thing for a second. She just thought pretending to be delusional about it would make her seem like more of a cow.
No. 184701
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Answer me this Kenzie: if you've never posted in the lolita tags then how would I know you have a tumblr?
No. 184720
File: 1442974329309.png (192.08 KB, 992x280, Mackenzie.png)
Here is Kenzi's tumblr:
http://quietinwonderland.tumblr.com/Was easy enough to find.
But it's mostly boring BS.
No. 184726
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>>184724Nevermind, it's "Elaine Botts".
No. 184753
I don't know if anyone else gives a shit about her store. I finally took a look at it. Did she really buy a $1 mass produced charm, glue it to a cheap hair clip and piece of ribbon, and try to sell it for $10 + $8 shipping?..??
http://royallycute.storenvy.com/products/13522761-sailor-moon-inspired-galaxy-moon-bowI bought this same charm (with a different colored medallion) off a wishlist for a friend. It weighs nothing even on a chain and was mailed in a cheap envelope for free.
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00LA78RGG?psc=1&redirect=true&ref_=oh_aui_detailpage_o00_s00 No. 184755
>>184753Double post.
I looked around more and the entire shop is like this. Most of you have probably seen all the garbage already, so I guess it's not news. My bad.
No. 184902
>>184896*say
Fucking iphone
No. 184952
You guys all forgot the best part tho
Now that PD has openly posted in this thread
>>183707 and another comment I can't find
Admin would have her ip, just matching that to the earlier comments proves she's posted her before she can't debunked anything lol
No. 184957
>>184952There's already been a theory that she posted those comments using her tripfag using someone else's computer/device (i.e. different IPs). But I know PD was claiming on twitter that she used her own device to post, but said nothing about using someone else's Wi-Fi to post (which would give a different IP address too, no?).
Your idea wouldn't prove anything if the IPs are different, only if the IPs are the same (which I doubt as I wouldn't put it past her to post using someone else's Wi-Fi to try and clear her own name and prove she didn't post the non-tripfagged PD posts.)
No. 184963
>>184959I'm guessing you mean this?
http://princessdollblog.blogspot.ie/2015/06/princess-doll-answers-questions-episode.htmlIf 2nd time is 13, 3rd time is 14…6th time would be 17. That's what she's implying on her blog. Is that true? I've no fucking idea, but a lot of her IRL tumblr friends from school (can find them if you search her username in the tumblr tags and you'll see their posts/photos) all seem to be 18/19 now - some of them are mentioning college and such (not that that's conclusive proof of her being older than she says of course, but could be worth bearing in mind?).
No. 184973
>>184961Well spotted!
Possibly some of these aswell?
>>182854>>182806>>182669>>182466>>182284I'd be certainly more difficult to get a screencap of an insta pic a few seconds after it was posted than a tweet unless your following the account , but it got me thinking about the unlikelihood that a whole load of farmers have her twitter always open in a tab ready to screencap as soon as anything new is posted. Cause, you know, we're so desperate for drama that we'd leave the tab open for hours and hours for that chance to have that first screencap of a fresh tweet by her submitted to lolcow. We're all that obsessed…Yeah, no. We may act like cunts, but we still have lives.
No. 184987
>>184979
>if she's underage, why aren't her parents on top of her social media?The vast majority of lolcows wouldn't be lolcows if their parents gave enough of a shit to monitor their online activity. It's pretty sad.
A lot of kids keep their online stuff a secret from their parents, too, which often results in them doing retarded shit online that screws them up for a long time.
They should really teach better internet safety in schools than just "hurrr durr paedophiles" as if that's the only danger out there.
No. 185006
>>182101>>182102>>182103>>182104>>182105>>182106>>182107>>182108>>182109>>182110>>182112>>182113>>182114Maaaaaybe
>>182115>>182116>>182117>>182118>>182119>>182120>>182121>>182122>>182125>>182129>>182131>>182132>>182133>>182134>>182135>>182136>>182137>>182138>>182139>>182141>>182142>>182143>>182144>>182145>>182146>>182147>>182148>>182149>>182150>>182152>>182153>>182154>>182156>>182157>>182158>>182159>>182161>>182162>>182163>>182164>>182165>>182168>>182170DEFINITELY
>>182171 and
>>182173>>182175>>182176>>182177>>182178>>182181>>182182>>182183>>182185Maaaybe
>>182187>>182188>>182189>>182192>>182194>>182197>>182198>>182200>>182203>>182204>>182207>>182210>>182213>>182214>>182218>>182219>>182220>>182221>>182222>>182223>>182224>>182225>>182226>>182227>>182230>>182231>>182234>>182235>>182237>>182238>>182240>>182241>>182242>>182244>>182250>>182252>>182253>>182254>>182255>>182259>>182261>>182262>>182263>>182266>>182267>>182268>>182269>>182270>>182271>>182273>>182274>>182275>>182276>>182277>>182279>>182280>>182281>>182282>>182284Dear god I can't even keep going, this is taking forever. Sorry for listing my guesses here, feel free to delete if it is too much clutter, but I feel she is like 90% of the posters in this thread based on writing style.
Something I noticed that was common between all of these are bad punctuation or capitalization. Also many of the insults are… not really the way a lot of people describe what they are loling at. Or there is a lot of speculation that doesn't seem… genuinely interested, just words. (If that makes sense.)
After skimming the rest of the way down (I only got into maybe 1/8th so far) the person who is posting without proper capitalization/punctuation most of the time is either her or someone who is samefagging. She also might be writing posts like
>>182299 now and then which have mostly proper caps/punct (aside from small things like :??") in order to try to vary her writing style.
Either way, gurl really does have crazy eyes in that lolcow video. She also has classic behavior traits of a liar while she talks.
No. 185018
>>185014Dang anon, that sounds a tad controlling.
I never had any scrutiny of what I got up to when I was younger and I can 100% attest to what
>>184987 is saying. If me from ten years ago was around in 2015 (now it's easier to broadcast your autism to the world) I would be a top notch lolcow.
No. 185027
>>185006I'm definitely leaning towards her posts being the majority of posts. I know I lurked her thread from time to time when other threads weren't being updated but never really found any reason to post because she just wasn't
that lulzy.
No. 185036
She's currently in
https://chat.lolcow.farm/r/metaShe's using the same IP she used to make this thread and post in it.
Edit: She left. I also unstickied the thread, because she clearly likes some of the attention.
No. 185082
>>185080I'm
>>185006Am I close? Or way off? If I am on the right track I just might keep going through them.
No. 185086
>>185078Yeah idk, I know some anons don't type with proper capitalization/punctuation (like your post for example, not to pick on you haha I'm not judging, just analyzing) but the comments all seem to have a similar flow. Like the insults aren't too bad, some of them actually draw attention to give more attention, and also everyone either completely agrees with one another or some comments that usually would get attention have no replies. (Like people seeing her irl.)
In my experience, when someone unknown is posted on a hate site there are usually varying opinions. Someone might start questioning or giving strong opinions against the grain, then people bicker a bit, etc. With PD, people just kept agreeing with one another when she is really not that lulzy to begin with (at least, before it was found out she self posted). I dunno, I could be way off and completely over analyzing but I find it kind of fun trying to guess/figure out patterns and motives.
No. 185087
>>185082You're quite accurate, though I don't want to say how accurate, since that'd ruin the challenge.
Though it seems a lot of people were too lazy to report a lot of posts at once (which I can't blame them for), so the challenge is already gonna be pretty skewed anyway.
Here's a hint: somewhere between 25% and 75% of the posts in this thread are hers. This is only counting the posts prior to the exposure.
No. 185088
>>185087Oh wow, thanks for letting me know! I wasn't sure if it was far too many for just the beginning of the thread, but the flow is so suspicious.
Re: the hint, it's so sad if it really is close to the 75%. My guess is mainly the beginning of the thread has the biggest concentration of her posts, while as the thread goes on some other people jump in. I'll read some more in a bit, I still haven't finished the entire thread yet.
No. 185243
>>183011Oh my fucking God… This girl right here is a fucking NIGHTMARE that every man is afraid of having this misfortune of EVER coming across… This is the fabled fucking PSYCHOCUNT that my dad warned me about when he was having to pay child support! SHIT!
Do everyone a favour and never reproduce. If you keep this kind of behaviour up, I guarantee you will never be happy in life or never find anyone to be happy with.
No. 185248
>>182105>>182107>>182108>>182109>>182110>>182129>>182132>>182135>>182137>>182140>>182141>>182142>>182144>>182145>>182154>>182159>>182162>>182163>>182165>>182192>>182135>>182230>>182234>>182238>>182245>>182252These were some of my guesses.
One thing that I noticed is that one poster in specific was bringing up the topic of her 'faking health issues' and the idea that she'd suffered 'childhood abuse' as reasoning why she might have carried out her role-playing to this level.
Also some of the file names are too similar to be coincidental, so I assume they were saved/uploaded by the same user.
It's far too long of a list to post, but it's my theory that every image post that starts with wp_ss is hers. That poster has been around since literally the beginning of the thread, and also posted content that nobody except a dry cow would consider to be 'milk'. There's a lot of emphasis on Dakota-imitating behavior, such as theorizing that she has an ED, or pointing out her 'bad shoops', or talking about her hypothetical boyfriend when nobody else itt seems to be all that interested.
No. 185267
>>185264I think
>>182747 was me, actually, but it's so long ago I can't remember
It's pretty hard to tell whether all the "y u hate cute girls" posts are normal over-defensive /pt/ weebs or whether they're Kenzie herself
No. 185269
>>185254About the file names: names that begin with "wp" are pictures taken with a windows phone. Her phone in this pic looks a lot like one:
>>182163So yeah, the wp-screenshots are definitely hers. Unless some farmer has one but they're not all that common, are they?
No. 185277
>>185274>I will continue to call you lolcowchans if you keep calling me KenzieOmg no pls anything but that pls don't do that we'll be nice just don't do that
Shut up Kenzie. Show us your ID or gtfo.
No. 185287
>>185264Sorry anon, not that I have proof but
>>182732 wasn't her, it was me. I give stupid filenames to my files to amuse myself, that's how you tell. So ignore those ones.
I really can't wait for the reveal. It's going to be the big finale before this thread just dies off from her doing nothing other than being butthurt forever more and making no milk.
No. 185315
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No. 185316
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>>185315gurl you know where that needs to go
No. 185320
File: 1443126723546.jpg (30.8 KB, 362x358, pd.jpg)
>>184471god fucking damn i'm sorry
No. 185327
>>185274how are we harassing you? I don't know who deleted your facebook but no one here has stepped up to claim it. What makes you think it was us?
This is the only place we talk about you. There are maybe 2 or 3 people that have commented on your videos and tweets. Otherwise your insta and twitter are ghost towns. Practically none of us go outside this site to mock you. If you don't like it then don't visit lolcow. Go back to your vacant social medias.
No. 185336
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Kenzie you never answered our Juggalo questions what gives