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No. 217297
Some kind anon translated her interview. I'm posting it in this thread.
Krummenaab, Leipzig, London, Tokyo: Sabrina Schultes is 21 years old, but has a long journey behind her. That journey wasn't always easy, but it paid off for this young lady.
Constantly people approach Sabrina Schultes. However, the people in Tokyo know her by a different name. The 21 year old Himezawa lives her dream as a star of the cosplay scene, which is huge in Japan and growing in the rest of the world. Cosplay is part of the japanese Manga-Culture. The supporters of the scene dress up like the main characters from japanese comics. There are contests, where you have to dress up as a drawn or animated character. This cosplay-scene is a world of its own. One of their protagonists is Sabrina Himezawa Schultes.
Before Sabrina moved to Japan one and a half years ago, she already lead an extraordinary life: After graduating from school she moved from Krummennaab to Leipzig and then to London. She finished acting school at the royal opera house and worked parttime as a model. At a fashion show for a japanese brand she was scouted by an agency. Since then, she lives in Tokyo as "Himezawa". "My real name is not reasonable to the Japanese." she chuckled. By now, the name Himezawa is already registered in her passport.
Author, Model, Actress
She regurlarly makes appearances on television or the internet. She also works as a model on the runway and for photoshootings. By now she also published her first book, "Staubmaedchen". At the end of october, her debut single "Wagamama Love" Was also released. Author, Model, Actress and singer: In the entertainmentindustry of japan this is not unusual: Singers become actresses, models become hosts, and authors become singers. Sabrina first didn't put much hope in her singing career: "When I auditioned, I got interrupted right away. Not a good sign, I thought." A few minutes later the producer already came back with the team of the music label. "Accomplished it at the first try."
She wrote most of the lyrics for the single herself, by now she also already has a good grip of the japanese language: "At the beginning I had difficulties." Lucky that she had friends in Japan, who helped her. Japanese has about 240 letters as a base. Additionally there are old japanese letters, with different pronounciation and meanings. Also, Japanese people don't think very highly of other languages: "Most of them don't speak any English."
What sounds like a dream career, wasn't always so dreamy. "At school it was difficult for me." she admits. "When you find a liking for something that the other students don't understand, then this leads to teasing, mobbing and fights." Apparently she found an interest in the japanese popculture quite early, "many people thought that was weird."
During my school days I often thought I was an outsider, now that I look back I think, that everyone was on their own or in their own little group. A team spirit like in japanese schools didn't exist."
Small, but tight
This doesn't mean, that she grew up with no friends. "I had a small, but tight friend circle." Later she moved to Leipzig and then to london, wher it was easier. But she still doesn't regret those times: "If I'd have acted differently, to get into the bigger groups, I'd have never found out who I am and what I am able to do. To be like everyone else is boring anyway!"
She often likes to think of her hometown, and she even misses a lot of things: "Pretzels and riding with my bycicle on the right side of the road. Sometimes I also miss the calmness in the busy tokyo. I have lots of beautiful memories and also a lot of photos, that I like to show around. The most people cannot believe, how big the gardens are. Even in the countryside of Japan most people do not have a garden." However most people don't have a good relationship to christmas, even if it gradually is becoming more popular, though not as a christian festival. Thats why on the holidays everyone works normally. "I will spend christmas with friends, we decorate my apartment on the 24th and exchange small presents."
No. 217322
>>217302I thought she was already known among the farmers.
Sorry!
No. 217326
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>>217297>Wow, you're amazing. It's great how you go your own way and what you have achieved so far.Facebook comment to her interview. She's not only deluding herself but also her followers with this news article.
No. 217327
>>217297I read the original article and was like: did she write this shit herself?
This is not only snowflake syndrome but also screams I have rich parents, I don't need to work cuz my parents pay everything I want. Because if we're honest, being 'an idol' can't be considered as a real job
No. 217366
>>217327The "problem" isn't that she's using her parents' money to do shit but that she's an arrogant nobody pretending to be some rising star/aidoru/model while her fanbase and fame is currently nonexistent.
You only have to read her blog and other interviews, particularly the German ones. This girl is wildly delusional so far.
No. 217471
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No. 217480
>>217471Is this one of those owl cafés?
I'm so jealous that she got to go there
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No. 217495
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Never forget
No. 217529
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That wig looks like a pile of crap imo.
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>>217297>But she still doesn't regret those times: "If I'd have acted differently, to get into the bigger groups, I'd have never found out who I am and what I am able to do. To be like everyone else is boring anyway!"Well, aren't you fucking special?
No. 217535
>>217513Not same anon asshole, but with the amount of times Busuzawa went on about her aryan looks and how kawaii she is because of it. She's hardly an oil painting?
Aminyan make be black as fuck but at least she's cuter. Taylor R may have brown eyes instead of brown but she's pretty and more successful than this goon. Rola may not be half white and replaced with sand negro instead but japs love her.
Aryans and their airheaded selves need to be stopped.
No. 217537
>>217529She's butt ugly.
>>217514Should've gone to specsavea
No. 217543
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I wonder who this is talking about??? (Didn't know if I can post with the name shown, definitely will do if it's allowed!)
No. 217579
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>>217576low nose bridge to high nose bridge
No. 217607
>>217574I used to like aminyan but the fuck is this shit? Idols arent supposed to talk like this nor insult others or look down upon them.
Its hilarious how she thinks shes superior just because "im a black idol im unique" and claim they dont have any idea what an idol is when she clearly also doesnt know what an idol is.
Idols are supposed to be sweet. they cant voice their opinions nor bash others.
Her thinking shes superior is stupid. Reminds me of becky and dansa lmao
No. 217610
>>217607It's not only that. Amina thinks she's superior because she learned to speak Japanese fluently, went to Japan as an university student and talked about having to support herself financially.
Unlike Busuzawa who even admits that her Japanese is basic, married some kind of fan probably for the visa and thinks her hobbling around like a monkey is decent dancing. Not to mention her tone-deaf singing.
I agree though that it was a stupid move of Amina to voice her negative opinions on social media. She almost sounds bitter too.
No. 217615
>>217610Tbh, all of these weebs/idols turn bitter once they step on jap soil. Instantly they think they're superior.
Fucked up
No. 217660
>>217658yeah, i'm really disappointed.
i thought aminyan was a good person but i guess she's a salty bitch with a huge ego.
I never understood how any of these gaijin aidoru could even be proud.
like congrats on going to japan to please old men and barely being paid because idols don't get paid alot?
No. 217675
>>217673Except keekihime was always a bitch and aminyan has a big ego.
all wannabe aidoru was disturbed bitches anyway
No. 217685
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>3 new cosplays
ugh girl, we've seen enough of your cheap half-assed ebay cosplays.
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The amount of effort put into this is ridiculous
No. 217727
>>217726kek
I fucking lost my shit
No. 217740
>>217726Does she have something up her ass?
Is she holding in a shit?
Does she have back pains?
My granny could do better with her injured back and diarrhea!
No. 217742
>>217740I laughed way too hard!!
>>217741Just as
>>217685 said
She'll probably end up wearing that shitty costume.
No. 217879
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This was posted in her last thread. Anyone got the source for it?
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the saga begins
>>>/pt/208549 No. 217967
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>>217938Tis girl's a big joke
No. 217969
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>stuf for secret pro
No. 218043
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>>217970>failingDespite how many projects she's done and the amount of online promotion, she isn't getting any significant attention. No one knows her.
It's one thing to do the things you love but another to act like you're popular, "big" in Japan.
No. 218045
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We'll get more TOP AIDORU DESHOU on 2016.01.09, kek.
No. 218049
>>218043i love that the japanese model has these nice professional photo shoots on location and himezawa has two edited selfies in her room.
~so famous~
No. 218060
>>218057Yeah but she could still apply to an agency. Amina could, Venus could, ect they all could.
Busuzawa may be ugly af. But Japan has no taste in models half the time anyway and I don't think Busuface would even turned down. White pasty, blue eyes and blonde, gooks dig that shit.
Kota, just looking at the latest picture someone posted there with her hat and long ass nails. She isn't much of a prize herself. Again she's basic and the doll gimmick obv got her famous.
But anyone could just apply to shitty modelling agencies over there. Anything.
If Himezawa was really set on actually doing something and being a somebody, she'd do it. But for now she can just suffer as a wannabe aidoru.
No. 218063
>>218060Busuzawa is already doing modelling work if you look at her instagram.
She said somewhere that she doesn't want to give out tips on how to get into modelling in Japan.
That's probably why she doesn't talk about her agency etc.
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>>218060It's true, Japan gives no fucks how ugly their models are as long as they're blonde and/or have non-brown eyes. Or just white at the very least. Pretty much the only standard they do have for white models is clear skin and not being fat.
No. 218194
>>218049Yeah i noticed that too
why do i feel like she sends these people pics and asks for a promotion?? she's way below average, I'd never notice her tbh
No. 218208
>>218136I heard anyone can be added to Acqua Models if you submit an application.
Fact is, she's doing modelling work and making vlogs of it:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uYj1mIPr0aw (Aymmy in the Batty Girls)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=28WdbXmFylM (Wella)
Busuzawa was part of Asobi System (the one where Kyary Pamyu Pamyu and other big names are) but now her profile has vanished so who knows where she ended up now. This girl is already a model of some sorts but this and her other activities isn't getting her any major attention/fans for now even though she likes to pretend so
>>217879. She's delusional, nothing new.
No. 218210
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Ngl, she looks good here. Probably because of the excessive lightning erasing her huge snooze
If she got a nosejob, a little lip injections and started taking good photos, I think she could become a popular cosplayer
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>>218210And here is her in normal camera quality
No. 218219
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In this pic she looks like these girls' mother kek
No. 218220
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dem sleeves
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>>218210Jfc she looks nothing like Ranko
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>>218225Maybe she should try western cartoon characters
No. 218245
>>218222Was this her 'bought cosplay' she was worried about?
I would not have recognized she was Ranko without the picture aid. Though she's my least favorite character, so take that with a pinch of salt.
I had a feeling her entire idea/fantasy of being an 'idol' was based off idol m@ster. This just reinforces it.
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No. 218379
>>218365Yooooo, that last sentence might be about her now husband. If you look through his Instagram, you can see his case was signed with "Himezawa@ then later changed to "Ich liebe dich".
Maybe he stalked her to Laforet? Kek
Venus and Himezawa married their stalkers, Audrey married her nanpa. Wth is wrong with these girls?
No. 218528
>>218507Uh, it's not like she was hiding it
>>218524Anon is probably just full of shit tbh
No. 218529
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No. 218531
>>218530>obaachanhimezawakek
Is she crying in this pic?
No. 218535
>>218530HOLY FUCK, HER NOSE
HANAZAWA PLS
No. 218538
>>218528The same anon posted in the last thread with a similar claim (she totally got dropped etc.) but never backed it up.
It would certainly be more interesting than another one of these pointless nose comments
>>218535.
No. 218540
>>218529>>218530Before enlarging the pics I thought anon was trying to circle someone in the background. I was so confused what was so important about someone in a panda suit. Then I realized it was her stupid fucking bow.
Anyways, I don't know her face just doesn't match cute or girly characters. It looks too mature to be kawaii.
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>>218530>>218540She could totally pull off Ghost Myrthe
NOT trying to offend her or anything but think about it
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No. 218574
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>>218572kawaii anime waifu
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>>218574Wow good job anon!She looks like Liv Tyler omg
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No. 218595
>>218588Kek
And stop with that horrible aging eyebag makeup
No. 218614
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Many Japanese people like tall noses. She doesn't need a nose job.
No. 218616
>>218581i know right? it's pretty outrageous.
>>218614haven't we been over this already? japanese like tall AND graceful AND small noses. himezawa's sorely lacks the latter two qualities. i don't give a shit if she gets plastic surgery or not, but let's just admit that her nose is unattractive.
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>>218627Actually it works for girls who have youthful faces
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Photoshoot in Ebisu.
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No. 218796
>>218779but the tall asian nose is either done with makeup or PS.
asians dont have tall noses.
they have small big noses
No. 218886
>>218530She looks like she's at least thirty years old. It does looks kinda good, thought, she can really pull off mature-looking characters if she wants too. (I don't know the character she's cosplaying, I judge only by her appearance)
Why won't people like her just accept the fact they matured too quickly, then just get married, make babies and look after their pretty little garden while waving at their passing neighbors? She will get to it in a few years anyway and will probably be ashamed of her past, not letting her coworkers google her nickname.
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Himezawa-chan has come so far. She has finally learned Kana now, nyaa.
No. 218925
>>218851lol what
who wears wigs daily?
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No. 219039
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>>219007she reminds me of those old jew caricatures
No. 219061
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Long time no see, Princess Doll.
No. 219083
>>219008jfc grow the fuck up busuzawa
you get nitpicked bc you act like some hot shit when you're obviously not. you want to be japans top aidoru, yet you don't even bother to improve your dance/singing skills. you sounds like a spoiled rich parents kids, it's like no one ever told you that you're not special or/and talented.
this is internet, grow the fuck up.
No. 219207
>>218530my god she looks so old here
when will she realise that her puffy eye make up sucks ass and doesn't fit her at all
No. 219261
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>>219258No clue, all I can think of is pic related
No. 219278
>>219276well I don't think that she usually tells the visitors that she is married when shes on stage, and she also doesn't make it very obvious for japanese ppl. If she would mention it on stage, nobody would be interested in her. It just doesn't work. Idols are supposed to be pure and exclusive for their fans. It would be different if she would just try to be a normal singer, then being married wouldn't be that big of a problem (but even super popular gaijin-singer leah dizon lost all her popularity after she got married).
Anyway she says she wants to create a niche or something, but it won't work. Japanese idol-wotas won't dig it.
The best would be if she would just focus on modelling, imo.
No. 219306
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>>219301Pretty certain it isn't supposed to look quite like that though. She looks like she has a rash or something.
The trend is supposed to give a cute glow. Not look like a pink explosion. Pic related
No. 219308
>>219301Doesn't mean it looks good anon. Most Jfashion make up looks fucking terrible and unnatural.
Anything kawaii unless it's natural then it does not look good in person. I'm sorry but it doesn't, it should be for pictures only and that's it.
It hurts how it's ALWAYS people who don't suit the trends who try pulling off this bullshit.
Eye bags, circle lenses, sickly looking blush… It's all a disaster.
No. 219311
>>219278I thought so but Himezawa seems to insist that being Western
>>219061 makes people not see her as an underground idol, not the fact that she's already married and doesn't fit the pure idol image.
No one would deny Keekihime who's also European was a legit idol for example.
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>>219266Oh yes, found it! Funny stuff
No. 219405
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No. 219408
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>>219293B-but anon-chan!! Girls in anime blush all the time! It's so kawaii desu!!
No. 219413
>>219408It's a shame because she has really good cheekbones, and if applied correctly - she could be attractive.
Heck, she could be really attractive if she stopped trying to emulate a BJD completely.
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No. 219419
>>219411>>Official Cosplayer of ComiketUh, no. What are you smoking?
She was a cosplayer for someone AT Comiket, not for Comiket itself. jfc anon, don't give her that much credit.
No. 219422
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>>219419Chill I'm just quoting the article, I don't know everything about her or these things.
No. 219441
>>219422official cosplayer my ass ahahahha
she was just standing at one of thousands of booths from an indie circle
trying to appear so special, huh? shes so desperate
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No. 219448
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#richpepleproblems
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No. 219507
>>219319Pink blush is only good in pictures, they suit the kawaii uguu bullshit pictures these j-models do with blur blur and more blur. Yeah, it suits that. But it doesn't look good in person, no kawaii ugu make up looks good in person. Only make up with fake lashes, blusher ect is make up done properly. Kawaii make up is always terrible.
>>219338It's true, I agree. Just because it's "cute" in pictures and Japanese magazines is never good because those pictures have been edited to fuck. Doesn't mean it's nice in person.
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>>219507Fashion-Squid did her make up all kawaii too but she kind of pulled it off because it didn't looked as overdone. Recently she's gone less weeb though thank fuck.
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>>219508But even there, picture without much edit. You can see it doesn't look as nice without filter/edit and that's what it'd be like in person.
No. 219514
>>219406She really tries to make herself look more popular then she actually is , 2011 she was in German TV ,some documentation about the DCM (German Cosplay Championship ) they interviewed her and followed her around , she acted as if she was the best cosplayer in Germany,it was awful. She probably pays all those newspaper ,telling them to write how a big star she is,she even buys commissions and calls them "Fanart".
I never saw someone so hungry for fame.
No. 219516
>>219007You know what makes me kek about weebs like Taylor R, kota, himezawa, ect ect ect
They all come on the scene with just standard weeb looks and then they get the additions like aegyo sal, very pale sickly skin, brow lips ect like they magically got them to grow on their faces over night.
pfft
No. 219531
>>219516Kota's situation is completely different from weebs like Himezawa.
Kota is an established foreign model who has to follow what her Japanese colleagues do while Himezawa etc. imitate make-up trends because they think it looks cute on them too and maybe in the hopes of fitting in with other J-fashion interested girls. Weebs like to copy everything Japanese girls do, regardless of whether it fits them or not.
No. 219542
>>217726she is too skinny for these quick dances
she really needs a flowy delicate dance and not a fast paced one because it makes her look like she is doing a weird skeleton dance (not that she is too skinny, i just think the dance style she is trying to replicate looks bad on her body type)
No. 219549
>>218225i don't even think that would be a problem if she just got better fucking angles
every angle she chooses and all the makeup she wears is for asian girls
the undereye thing is for rounder faces and she has a square face so it makes her look like she went a month without sleep
most of the angles are meant to accentuate wider almond eyes but she has thin tall eyes which makes her face look long and bony
same with the heavy contouring i see her do
it's just that everything she does is meant for a person that looks completely different
No. 219591
>>219531Yeah but kota was once a weeb, now she doesn't do make up. It's bare and boring. Tbh she still is sort of a weeb in a sense.
They're all fucking weebs.
No. 219638
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>>219547Kek, she felt offended by your post, so she just posted this, a day after the first. Look at the caption.
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>>219639"Gotta prove the haturs wrong"
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Everything looks fine except that face…
No. 219711
>>219709There was a vlog I believe? She filmed the fashion show, which is a big NO NO, and the staff specifically asked the attendees to not shoot.
But of course himezawa thinks she's way above AP staff and filmed it anyway.
No. 219743
>>219592we will never know
she is just too wrapped up in asian cosmetic trends for us to see if her face is redeemable enough
No. 219756
>>219007I saw aegyo sal for the first time today on some asian. Defo korean looking and I cringed to myself walking down the street.
Looked like a some bug had bit her under the eyes D:
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those eye bags tho
No. 219810
>>219510100% sure this is shooped, IF this is Himezawa.
the nose originally is twice this size.
Compare with
>>218676 No. 219833
>>219814so much envy… :)
well understandBle, she is young, slim, she is living in her dream country, is doing what she likes and has rich parents lol
I guess most of the üeople on lolcow are weebs themaelves, no wonder that there is so mch envy :)
well, funny to read though, I'm enjoying it ^^
and btw, you are right, ahe is attention seeking… but all the people you see on TV, every scientist, professor and so on is attention seeking - well, human nature.
I would love see how the people writing on lolcow look in real life. Maybe similar to the creatures of walmart ^^
lolcow itself is just lol♥︎
No. 219834
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>>219833The fuck did just I read…
Oh you must be sooo new here.
No. 219838
>>219834no, not new :)
just enjoying all the bs the lolcows on lolcow produce and laughing about their envy and the hard work they invest in getting some "milk".
well you are doing good work I guess, you are entertaining lots of people (including me) :)
No. 219846
>>219840There are definitely some people on this board I envy for their beauty, lifestyle etc. But it's NOT himezawa
Even PEENUS chans life is more enviable of swampprincess one. I mean peenus can atleast shoop her face to hell and back and she'll look somewhat cute in the end. Taylor has been already beautiful and SUCCESSFUL before she jumped on the living doll thread and even Dakota has some kind of an interesting vibe to her.
Himezawa just has rich parents, but beside of that she has nothing. She's the most boring person ever. She isn't even funny. Even the cringe she gives are boring.
This is coming from someone who hasn't bought their followers and still would have more than the nose princess if she hadn't bought all hers. At least my videos get more views and my tweets more rt's
No. 219868
>>219863Wow, I have Internet too…who else her got some Internet??
Seriously, stop white knighting urself himezawa. It's embarrassing af
You know, a person with an actual CUTE PERSONALITY would stick out much more of the crowd than himezawa couldn't even dream of. Because it's the cute character of a person who makes them cute, beautiful and interesting.
No. 219872
>>219868well, so I guess everybody on this board must be ugly af, because people who are posting such bs on lolcow definitely also don't have a cute personality ^^
thanks for clearing that up :)
No. 219879
>>219872If you are somehow offended by what we are doing in out spare time without a hint of any seriousness and/or devotion - you are seriously fucked up in the head. People come here to write bullshit and discuss drama, nothing more.
If you actually are the Swamp Princess or one of her friends (if she has any) the only thing you are showing is that you CARE about hate, CAN'T ignore it and it IS offending you to the point of coming and posting here, trying to look "so neutral desu :) ;) ^_^". The right move is to leave us alone and not let us get any milk by improving yourself or disappearing from the scene. We won't milk the cow if it doesn't have anything lolcow worthy about it.
No. 219883
>>219833>üeopleOh, a fellow German.
The idea that everyone who dares to say anything bad is just envious is really silly. While I do agree that she doesn't look nearly as bad as most anons make her out to, making an ass out of herself on some stage to become a RIARU AIDORU is embarrassing when everyone knows that it's not going to happen. She's wasting her time trying to follow some dream, and if her husband is supporting that, great. But after it all falls through (and it will, she's not young for Japanese idol standards), what is she going to do? Become a housewife?
No. 219884
>>219879don't worry I'm not offended :) I'm just using my spare time to laugh about you and the people who are writing such bs.
please just continue what you are doing, it's really amusing.
my formula: 90% of the farmers are weebs themselves + writing bs about people (not such a cute personality) = ugly lolcows.
well I don't care, I just enjoy reading. please continue
No. 219890
>>219884To be honest, if she wasn't so arrogant in her interviews and online posts, I wouldn't find her so unpleasant.
The way she self-promotes and exaggerates her achievements is actually kind of smart. Making people think she's successful = more potential fans. And she isn't ugly for Japanese beauty standards when it comes to foreigners. No one there cares about her big nose tip.
Also, her dancing and singing might suck but that applies to many of these underground idols. It's not exclusive to her.
No. 219912
>>219899English skills, exotic looks,
being a foreigner. And she knows it, especially the two latter ones.
I find her rather boring but it won't mean anything in Japan even though the amount of ambitious foreign blonde girls have increased over the years.
>>219908Well, her nose didn't prevent her from receiving modeling work, getting into Asobi System (even though she's been thrown out) and two upcoming issues of a Japanese newspaper.
No. 220025
She uploaded the dance version of her song:
http://youtu.be/r0qMu3bBdPsIt's really bad
No. 220038
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calm down bitch you're not that famous yet
No. 220041
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No. 220043
>>220039I couldn't watch the whole thing
Too boring !!!!
No. 220062
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>>220039this was really hard to watch
No. 220063
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>>220061That move at 0:23 got me rolling on the floor.
No. 220064
>>220054Which weeb would do this though?
Is there anyone that desperate to leech a few more subscribers?
If anyone can suggest a dancer, I'll message them and ask them to cover this mess
No. 220074
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No. 220090
>>220080kek she sounds so snoby
pretends she doesn't care but still lurks this lurks here 24/7
No. 220102
>>220039Holy shit that dance, it's like she is trying to summon a skeleton army.
Was that coreo made by thinking "how many random twig moves I can shove into a dance…the more the better!!!"
No. 220110
>>220093She isn't a terrible lolcow, just delusional and kind of ridiculous.
I don't get the snoz posts either.
No. 220133
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>>219770so bad
so so bad
I'm sorry Jeanne
No. 220135
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Found her VINE
No. 220136
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Her husband aint ugly tho
No. 220154
>>220071Nah Beckii's original choreography is way better than Swamp-chan.
Yes it is a mess of weeb flailing. But she puts energy into it and makes the moves look sharp.
She also manages to make it look like some sort of choreographed routine where as Swamp-chan just looks as though she is making if up as she goes. Especially with the pause at the start of her dance version, where she obviously forgot what she was doing.
No. 220157
>>220039Holy fucking shit!!!!T-that was so awkward…….
She should've hired a choreographer
No. 220158
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>>220039I'm watching this for the 5th time. Can't stop laughing!!
No. 220180
>>220156I read somewhere that he was a fan before they got married or sth? No idea how that influences a relationship but yea. I doubt she works.
>>220136I think it's best to dismiss lolcow's beauty standards alltogether. From the picture you can't really tell what he looks like and at least they seem to be having fun?
No. 220233
>>220039this shit is gold LOL every move looks the same but 2:30-2:35 kill everything ahahahahha
> This video is NOT sponsored what the actual fuck
No. 220236
There's also a live version which is marginally worse since she obviously only had the one attempt. The amazing choreography mentioned by
>>220233 looks even worse (it starts at 2:14 in this video) and is followed not long after at 2:43 by an awkward 3 seconds of her shuffling like she's missed a move. 3 seconds isn't long in real time, but it feels like an eternity in a dance.
She also doesn't know what to do at 2:58-3:00. She's not a natural dancer at all and I couldn't see her getting much better even with professional training. She clearly has trouble remembering each move, there's no flow at all.
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No. 220334
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Even after kawaii dolly azn profile shoop she still looks like my 40-something mom. Now I really can't understand what the hell is wrong with her face.
No. 220340
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>>220159I think somewhere deep inside her husbando knows his waifu is a trainwreck…
No. 220355
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>>220325Looks better (lol at the fingers, sorry)
No. 220358
>>220325>>220334Not surprising she made this tweet when all you talk about are her schnoz and her thin arms.
Her looks aren't really a problem in Japan, especially with that styling and make-up. She can forget the married idol schtick but modeling she can do. There are far uglier people, both Japanese and foreign, who get to model.
>>220330Yeah, she doesn't seem to get that being on TV as a foreigner is nothing special, unless it's a lengthier appearance this time.
No. 220366
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>>220362If she got a nose job, you farmers wouldn't have anything else to complain about.
No. 220375
>>220366Even if nose princess was the most objectively good looking aidoru out there, there'd still be her weird, bratty/delusional fame fantasy.
Go look at her old threads, robot. She didn't start off getting posted because of her honker, it's just a defining feature you really can't ignore.
I'm sure I'm just replying to b8 right now, but sweet lord you newfags need to go contain yourselves to your own speshuful, no 'harmful appearance comments!!!' Hugbox. I don't even understand what you're trying to accomplish. Like, gold star, you're so special and unvain you judge everyone for what's inside not outside!!!!
Now git out there and fill some threads with what you consider 'real milk' if you want change. Or is sucking on nose princess's nostrils milk for you? Kek
No. 220395
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>>220361Yet there are shit tons of Japanese girls who don't fit the kawaii style but still wear it anyway. Most Japanese girls don't fit the kawaii loli look.
Himezawa is a shitty person with no talent but not as ugly and old looking as people say she is.
No. 220401
>>220396Well,
>>220395 probably is small with a petite bodyframe and has a round face, she still looks unkawaii. This obsession with "le eternal youthful petite asians so kawaii desu neeeee" seriously needs to fucking stop. Being asian, even being petite and having a round face does not instantly turn you into kawaii ugguuu dolls. If you ever take a look at asians beside overshooped meitu pics on the internet, you'll notice they are just like every other population on this planet: Some are pretty, some are cute, most are average and some are ugly.
Hate me all you want, I think Sabrina could suit the Lolita Fashion/J-Fashion well if she did better make up (no more nasty eyebag make up, and a decent lip/eyebrow).
No. 220419
>>220396Actually, a longer/slim face has recently been seen as more "kawaii" and "dolly". The hime cut hair style has been becoming more popular again because it slims the face. Also, that is why the "toothache" pose a lot of Japanese girls do is popular, makes the face look slimmer.
>>220406Being petite and having a round face doesn't automatically make you look childlike.
>>220395 The girl in the photo has a huge wide nose and small eyes which is not childlike. She actually looks kinda old, maybe late 20's-30's.
No. 220428
>>220419i'm pretty sure though that what is desired is a kind of heart shaped face with a tiny chin, not himezawa's oblong, masculine one.
>>Being petite and having a round face doesn't automatically make you look childlike.it helps though. like a lot.
>>The girl in the photo has a huge wide nose and small eyes which is not childlike.yeah, but imo she still has a cute vibe overall due to the aforementioned reasons. don't agree that she looks old.
No. 220454
>>220452Being tall and thin is great, but I've never seen someone make it look as bad as Himezawa. It's impressive that she makes that figure look so bad. I don't even know how she manages to do it. Maybe her body is just suited for Western fashion. What creeps me out the most is that her thighs are almost the same thickness as her calves. Perhaps being thin is okay as long as you don't resemble Slender Man.
I see Himezawa as looking good with a look similar to Heroin Chic? Rugged torn clothes, tussled hair, black eyeliner and a nice motorcycle jacket?
No. 220466
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>>220458>:\>newfagShe doesn't really see her nose as a flaw. Pic-related.
No. 220545
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>>220536shit i'm over here kekking so hard. they should team up.
No. 220553
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>>220547This, at least this chick has a butt. That face though… I'd rather look at Busuzawa, and that's saying something.
No. 220556
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she looks so much better here. what happened to your face??
No. 220562
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No. 220605
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No. 220606
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No. 220658
>>220656I legitimately thought this was a transwoman
She has a body of a teenage boy
No. 220873
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No. 220875
>>220871I think that's what I can't wrap my head around the most with her… that intense lack of self awareness, how?
Like what does she see when she plays back her videos? To see the world through her eyes, wtf.
I would not be surprised if sabrina had like, vision problems and refused to wear proper contacts/glasses. Because that would explain so much. It might even explain how she frequently mistook random crowds as 'her adoring fans' kek…
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No. 221362
>>221328i actually like keekihime
she doesn't act so uguu kawaii and innocent like other wannabee aidorus.
No. 221418
Is keeki selfposting here or what? Why do we care about her whiny ass tweets?
>>221388There's also the live where she cried and said she was going to jump in front of a train because some russian guy wouldn't hug her. She also showed her panties and bra off as well as made a joke community pretending to be her own hater. Keeki is the just as cringe as swamp princess
No. 221423
>>221414Going by conservative estimates, using partly the values of her pieces at their resale value and partly the original selling value, I calculated her wardrobe to be around $11,000. She has a few rare pieces/sets and many accessories and blouses.
What's strange is I've seen pictures of her this year (posted on Closet of Frills, of course) with pieces not in her wardrobe. So I reckon she buys/sells things quickly to make her wardrobe seem a lot bigger than it actually is.
>>221421If it makes you feel any better, this is considered only a medium sized wardrobe by Lolita standards.
No. 221426
>>221424I wonder if she does own more? I don't understand why she wouldn't photograph it if she did, considered she took pictures of like 20 fucking blouses.
And you're right. Most Lolitas with mega huge wardrobes work to get to that point. I am not a spoiled rich kid either, so I feel your pain.
No. 221427
>>221426I bet she still has some of her stuff in Germany since extra luggage is always a little tricky bla (don't think that she cares abt the priece).
I always kimda want to get into lolita since this was the first jfashion I discovered, but right now I might have the money to start building up the wardrobe, but I won't have the time to wear the stuff I buy, nor the space to store it. That'd just make me sad lol
No. 221463
>>221423For how long has she been into lolita by now? I'm wondering how much she spent a year on it..
I can easily see someone with a decent income accumulating a wardrobe of a size like hers in about 3-4 years or even in a shorter time frame. It's nothing unusal if you are smart with money.
But I know, it's doubtable that himezawa is smart or holding a good job so we all know where her money comes from kek.
No. 221464
>>221423>>221426>>221447Honestly her wardrobe isn't that impressive. Especially considering that she lives in Japan, so she has no trouble with shipping or taxes, and second hand buranod is pretty cheap is you go to ClosetChild or y!auctions/mbok. Consdering most of her pieces aren't highly sought out after dresses and taobao, her wardrobe is nothing special for someone who has access to cheap burando.
>>221432Lol where do you buy pettis that expensive? As long as you don't buy new burando pettis they'r enot that expensive (and rarely included in warrobed-posts).
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This girl really knows how to take unflattering pics
No. 221710
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on her website and looking through her photo gallery
her hairline is trying to run away from her nose
No. 221711
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>>221710also there's several shots of her dancing around with a bottle of wine in what looks like an empty smoking area of a club
why
No. 221741
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>>221688That make up
why
oh dear god whyyyy
No. 221756
>>221755I see you've misquoted. Allow me to fix your post for you:
>>221745She looks alright here ngl
And with this correction, I almost agree. I say almost because in spite of the stunning resemblance, I realized this is actually a picture of a monkey - not Himezawa. Hard to believe, right?
No. 221798
>>221796why do you think she called it cancer, then? Attention?
I mean, if she had a cyst, would she need emergency surgery? She didn't say anything about mastectomy or lumpectomy.
No. 221833
>>221794Oncology geek here. First of all, you don't just leave breast cancer untreated. With breast cancer, early detection and treatment is crucial to your chances of survival, and any reputable doctor would have stressed that to her so that leaving alone wouldn't have crossed her mind if she even remotely cared about living a healthy life. Secondly, there's no way that she'd be totally cured within a week, especially if it required emergency surgery (usually in the context of oncology, emergencies are tumors that actually impede bodily functions, like brain tumors - not simple breast tumors). She'd have to do several follow-ups, and they'd probably do chemo as a precaution to get rid of any micrometastases that might have formed, since breast cancer is one of the more metastatic ones.
I'm not an MD, so don't quote me on anything here, but I'm 99.999% sure she's lying about it being cancer.
No. 221843
>>221837she said it numerous times and even talked about the usual connotations of the word "cancer." I remember in lieu of birthday gifts she asked people to donate to a cancer charity (after finding out "her friend" had cancer). That is a great thing to do in general, but I wonder if this wasn't also a planned tie-in for her kawaii cancer battle.
I feel like an ass being suspicious, but I am.
Can someone save that video? I won't be at a real computer for awhile and we all know she reads here
No. 221881
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>>221880She "suffered and didn't realize" for TWO years. Couldn't have been cancer. Probably just a mole.
No. 221882
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>>221881Such an attention whore
No. 221922
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>>221794LMAO!!!! she's making up stories bc having life threatening illnesses makes your bio more interesting
>fighter>cancur survivorwhatever you had wasn't cancer, probably nothing serious
No. 222064
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>>222059>being someone big>implying she's not one of many othersBitch is more than delusional. There are tons of foreign weebs who want to "make their dream come true" in Japan and she seriously thinks she's special, holy shit.
No. 222069
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Not this shit again.
It's up for 7hours now, she only got two questions (one is from her 'friend').
She seriously must have bought her followers: first, I got far less than her, but get around the same amount of 'likes'
Sec: if these 5000followers of her where 'fans' why won't they ask her any questions? Even I get more comments on whatever photo I upload and I don't even have 1k followers
No. 222168
>>222088thanks, can you give me some types to look up where that is true? Serious request. I couldn't find anything like earlier.
And what about the NND karaoke posted immediately after she got home?
No. 222247
>>222244lol did she just get offended because of a shoop joke?
what a cow
No. 222258
>>221794Don't forget:
"I FELT INSECURE ABOUT MY EYEBAGS"
I mean why the hell is she drawing on ugly eyebags if she hates her own? I know they aren't the same kind, but they still make her look awful.
No. 222259
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So desperate for media attention
No. 222260
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kek
No. 222293
>>222260>be confident in your bodymuch inspiration
very original
so confidence!!!!
No. 222304
>>222294You don't understand the definition of butterface, do you?
Cos himezawa is a butter everything
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>>222411Oh,oh let me try!!
No. 222413
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No. 222476
>>221794>>221833actually theres a thing called microcarcinoma
> More than a third of the population turns out to have these tiny cancers Only the rare microcarcinoma develops the capacity to behave like a dangerous, invasive cancer. (Indeed, some experts argue that we should stop calling them “cancers” at all.) That’s why expert guidelines recommend no further treatment when microcarcinomas are found.
No. 222484
>>222476My mom has little lump(s) in her breasts, I think it's microcarcinoma
they said it's not cancerous so there's no need to surgically remove it because there's zero chance it'll turn into cancer
But some people get them removed just "to be on the safe side"
No. 222625
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Holy fuck,that make up!!
No. 222626
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No. 222627
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>>222625Good lord that's absolutely disgusting!
That's NOT how you apply blush
No. 222645
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>>222625Is this some hentai girl inspired make up?
No. 222646
>>222645LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO
now that you mentioned…
No. 222651
>>222625wow
she's so famous
a total of 61 viewers in 30 minutes
i need an autograph
No. 222653
>>222651I get about 60-120 in that time on twitcasting and usually it's the same with as with niconico: ppl look at your live, think you shit and leave. Only 5-10 will stay for the whole time.
In my best days I manage to get about 250-400ppl with 50-100viewers for the whole live.
No. 222717
>>222712well she is aiming to be the next top aidoru…
on niconico its easy to get views since it counts the passerby's with it
so the 61 views are the views in total for 30 minutes.(so maybe only 5 people were watching it in the end who knows)
For someone who supposedly has "fame" and is a gaijin aidoru she should've gotten more than that.
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>>222720jeeesuuus why
Ranko doesn't even blush that much
No. 222735
>>222731I thought she grew out of self-posting phase
It's so embarrassing
No. 222739
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>>222731It got deleted, but here's a screenshot for anyone that missed it.
No. 222755
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>>222739The cringe…..
About a year ago she created an otaku house cosplay idol thread with a picture of her shitty Maki's cosplay attached saying it was her "favourite contestant" kek
No. 222843
>>222838
>photo.jpgnot sure if selfpost.
cute, but with dem filters, i won't be holding my breath
No. 222848
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>>222838I guess if you are easily fooled you would consider her pretty yes
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>>222838well that was disappointing.
No. 222852
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>>222851found her twitter, it's her.
No. 222857
>>222854you're quoting the wrong post.
>>222852 is
>>222850, but
>>222848 is a different chick apparently.
No. 222861
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>>222854>>222852I just google photosearched, apparently her name is Yazochan and you can stop selfposting now
Could we get back to snout?
No. 222862
>>222755This is the first (and probably only) flattering picture of her, just because I don't need to look straight into her witch face
>>222794Her eyebrows are microscopic.
She's the exact opposite of lauryn kek
No. 222866
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>>222861are you blind or just really fucking bad at Google?
I had no idea she existed before
>>222838 and still it's not hard to figure out that she's a different person. That YazoChan chick seems to be one of her friends, they're in a video together. It took like 5 minutes ffs.
She goes by AndiMaknae
https://twitter.com/AndiMaknaehttps://ask.fm/AndiMaknaehttps://www.youtube.com/user/AnChanCosplayAndi in motion:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rb8O539YeWkYazo in motion:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vXGRrflCh6csage because both of them ain't shit
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No. 222979
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How is this?
No. 222997
>>222993She doesn't have the anything for kawaii fashion though nothing she does is doing her favors
….she should wear one of those creepy anime girl masks. Maybe she'd get a little more attention from the weirdness factor.
No. 223004
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>>222979Honestly the outfit itself could have been saved by some extremely simple styling changes
i. is the original image no shooping
ii. Simple matter of some slight bang action and messier buns for the hair, and wearing the skirt a bit lower would make her legs look less disturbing. Her lack of any form of hips makes it actually seem like her thighs are an extra foot long while the short socks and ankle cut of the shoes make her shins look half the size and oh my god she should not be allowed around platform shoes ever.
iii. Extra shooping because I thought messy braids and those big baggy socks would have been a better styling choice all around cause if you're trying to look young? Why would you choose buns which little girls will rarely wear???
then I tackled her posing (I'm not a model or anything but I have watched many seasons of ANTP)
iv. her pose.
v. A more open and dynamic version of her pose. I switched the legs around to make it a bit more natural but in general her pose is too closed in. There are a million better poses but her 'rawr' pose looks more like a fly landed on her ear when she was trying to do something else and she went to swat it away.
No. 223048
>>223029I agree with you. I think it's because Himezawa already has a longish face, so the braids just accentuate that by leading the eye down into her neck.
In the silhouette drawing, it almost looks like she's wearing a choker, which would perhaps offset that effect.
The loose curls of the bun hairstyle make her face look wider & thus more proportional, so I think that's more flattering.
No. 223231
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>>222979That's like Dooneese from SNL.
No. 223256
>>223236Kekkity kek
about time
No. 223276
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>>223236Why did I watch this?
No. 223319
>>223316Germans speak most of the letters the same way Japanese people pronounce them. We say 'a' not 'ey' like english speakers do. We say 'i' not 'ai' etc
It's not meant in a bad way, I've only recognized it before, that for most native English speakers it's difficult.
No. 223322
>>223319If I recall my basic German, the alphabet is as follow:
ah, bay, say, day, ay, eff, gay, ha, ee
yot, kah, ell, em, en, oh, pay, kah, err, ess, tay, uh, vey, iks, upsilon, zett.
No. 223326
>>223322Umm…not really. But not sure how to write it in a way you could pronounce it right.
>>223321I often struggle with correctly pronouncing the 'th' in English. The other letters are ok. But th is a bitch.
No. 223328
>>223325What's funny is if you know German, you can make out most Yiddish words as Yiddish is just a bastardized version of it.
>>223326I know how to say the letters but was trying to recall from memory what the best way to write it out was. It's difficult.
Isn't th pronounced like z?
No. 223336
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No. 223341
>>223337I did. I had to take a second language and I chose German because I wanted to learn it, which is ironic considering my Polish and Romanian roots, lol.
At the time, my dad always believed he was part German but it wasn't until after my grandparents died that he did a DNA test and he found out he wasn't German at all.
However due to my mom being Ashkenazi Jews, she learned Yiddish and a bit of Hebrew growing up, and spoke it to me and my sisters. Yiddish is very similar to German in some ways and it wasn't until I took German that I found out what my mom meant when she called people schwartzes. in German in means black but in Yiddish it specifically refers to black people in a derogator manner. That was the day I found out my mom was a terrible person for calling people that.
No. 223367
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>>223236Good….The world needs to see this
No. 223679
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No. 223736
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>>223679She looks like Andrew Lincoln lol
No. 223739
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>>223736Holy shit anon. Now I see it too.
No. 223862
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This is one of the comments under her choreography video.
It's so sad, either she's lying because let's be honest: her "freestyle" looks exactly like the dance to her song, or if it's true (probably not) she should ditch that guy immediately because he has no idea what he's doing.
No. 223884
>>223862actually i think that most of the choreo is by an actual choreographer.
Because judging from her dance covers like her kyary pamyu pamyu ones or her idolmaster ones, she will always make any choreo look ridiculous. she messes up the moves, has absolutely no sense for rythm, and so on. imo, if she was a better dancer, the choreo for her single would look much better.
No. 224254
>>223862I call bs on that
the choreo is SO SLOPPY only she could've come up with it
No. 224801
>>224600Her reason for having that nickname on her passport is even funnier. She talked about it in the newspaper
>>217297.
No. 224830
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>book questions
I'm fucking dying
No. 225998
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>the i-am-so-dead-inside- expression
No. 226075
>>225998Since when does she tag her pictures #novelist?
Not too bothered with her expression tbh, looks appropriate for kimono like this.
No. 226214
>>226156She could at least look as though she is enjoying the tea. There is absolutely no emotion in her face whatsoever.
I get that she probably aimed for the sophisticated grace often associated with Kimono wearers, but she could have smiled the slightest amount just to bring some feeling into the picture
No. 226215
>>226159I hope she actually gets popular this year. At least her delusions would be justified.
It's embarrassing to read her interviews where she raves about getting attention and thinks she's becoming popular.
>>226214The photographer probably told her to pose like this.
No. 226230
>>226215No photographer wants a subject who is completely dead in the face.
They want at least some expression in the eyes
No. 226480
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The Japanese news article. Thought it was going to more than just 5 lines.
Any moonspeakers here?
No. 226501
>>226485>she probably will go viralWouldn't surprise me. There really are uglier and plainer white girls who get to model in Japan.
She's already one of the prettier ones despite farmers' opinions on her supposedly ugly nose.
No. 226541
>>226480Wait, is that the newspaper article she was making such a big fuss about?
Keekihime also appeared on the same newspaper but had 2 whole pages in colour…
No. 226564
>>226539You don't need much to get model jobs in Japan as a foreigner, especially as a pale-skinned and blonde one. Doesn't automatically mean you'll get successful though.
>>226541>Keekihime also appeared on the same newspaper but had 2 whole pages in colour…kek
According to her Twitter, there are two newspaper articles but I only found this one. And we all know she likes to make a big fuss about her minor achievements.
No. 226569
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>>226564I just dont think so.. Like, at all.. Her features are too harsh and dont go together, the models there altho plain usually look somewhat symmetrical and harmonious
No. 226573
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>>226569I've seen uglier foreigners on advertisements but I can't find examples right now.
Himezawa is like middle-tier? If you scroll up, there's a photoshoot of her with a wine bottle that looks pretty okay to me.
No. 226580
>>226573Idk she just looks weird, not ugly.
There maybe be "uglier" girls but as i said they tend to look harmonious.
Okay this is gonna sound very mean but she kinda looks like she was born too early? And its an attractive look.
No. 226633
>>226580Being premature doesn't generally effect how you look later in life
She is just ugly… no other simple way to describe it
No. 226759
>>226633>She is just ugly…And still gets to be a model in Japan.
Japanese (and all other Asians for that matter) should really stop worshipping pale foreigners and paying them random compliments. No wonder expat egos, including hers, are so huge kek.
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No. 227030
>>223319>>223301Maybe it's because I've grown up around German before seriously studying it but honestly I don't understand why it's hard to learn about pronunciation in different languages, especially since languages like German and Japanese are pretty much uniform unlike English.
She very likely knows how to say it correctly it's just stretching it out to sound cute makes it sound wrong.
No. 227424
>>227081I heard nose jobs is one of the most painful surgeries you can get. A lot of people who don't need it don't get it because you wake up feeling like you've been hit by a bus. On top of that, you are drooling and can't breathe properly for at least 3 days. who the fuck wants that? Also, risk of a botched nose job is still high.
Hime has a shit personality, but if she doesn't want to fix her nose, that's probably good for her.
No. 227455
>>227424My aunt got a nose job, she said it was worth it. She looked much better and she felt more confidant.
It would help her in Japan, Japan doesn't like girls with big man noses. They like softer and more childlike features.
No. 227883
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I vomited
No. 227886
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>>227883GOD DAMN IT,JESUS…THIS WILL HAUNT MY DREAMS FOREVER
No. 227892
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>>227890I think because of an alleged scammer past that got cleared up on her Tumblr later:
http://himezawaofficial.tumblr.com/post/132719287789/himezawaShe claims that getting involved in drama isn't beneficial for her but in this and other cases, it would be better to come out and clarify things instead of getting branded as a scammer again and again.
No. 227907
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>>227899I snooped around and this is the only other clarification I could find.
There's more to her than this scammer thing but maybe not enough to let her stay on /pt/.
No. 227915
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>>227892>I have received a pileof apologies from people making up and sporting the scammer scandal last yearNice story but I just don't buy it.
No. 227922
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She's mad, kek.
Nothing's wrong with her face imo, but her attitude and inflated expat ego stinks.
No. 227927
>>227922That last part tho…
> Asia adores white girls with blonde hair and blue eyes so fuck you!^ basically what she's saying
Himezawa, idgaf if Asia bones that the most. Fact is you're desperate, ugly and even Aminyan is getting acceptance. Stop trying to make it all about you and how only girls who look like you are top shit. Fuck off.
No. 227971
>>227922>>All of it was a huge plus in the modelling industry in Japan, especially my nose and lipsLips, I can believe.
Nose? No way
No. 227972
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>>227922kekkity kek she def lurks here
>neither do my eyebags bother my singingHoney, you can't sing for shit anyways…
No. 228104
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I think she actually looks really good in this photo! I don't know what it is, maybe the angle, maybe the fact she doesn't have a stupid amount of blush on right next to her eyes making it look as though she's suffering an allergic reaction… but she looks very pretty here
No. 228117
>>228104That lazy wig styling ruins it for me. Why don't people ever cut proper side bangs on their wigs instead of pinning the untrimmed fibers off to the side? It makes it look instantly more fake IMO.
Ngl I want the dress she's wearing, but part of me is ashamed that I want something she owns.
No. 228136
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>>228104I think she only looks pretty to you because your brain is processing the picture at a weird angle
Pic related, flipped it for you
No. 228164
>>227974>think they're talented and hot shitThis is soooooo Himezawa kek
She always sounds like a spoiled little girl
>>227922 TROLLS ON THE INTERNET DON'T THINK JAPANESE PEOPLE CONSIDER ME BEAUTIFUL BOOHOO I'M A PALE WHITE GIRL JAPAN LOVES ME I'M SPECIAL AND TALENTED GRRRRRRR
No. 228165
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No. 228175
>>228117The dress is from Baby the Stars Shine Bright last year, anon. it's called "Key to the heaven~Holy church of the bless" and she's wearing the one-piece version if you didn't already know about it.
don't let her ruin the dress for you if you like it, anon, I'm sure you'd wear it better anyway.
No. 228179
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Sorry himezawa
No. 228180
>>226573I think she looks great only and ONLY in normal mature-looking clothes. She looks pretty decent here, kind of like those responsible-looking moms from family-targeted advertisements with smiling kids next to them. If she will ever get a modeling job it will probably be for one of oriented-at-30-something-women kind of magazines.
But nooo, she's trying to pull of kawaii young loli and cosplay cute teen characters. It's fucking pixyteri all over again.
No. 228208
>>228188>>228194>backhanded "compliments"Reminds me of good ol' PULL.
>>228166Read her rant again. The point was she did NOT want her nose to fit a Western stereotype in Japan.
She's under the impression that you can/should want to be natural and accepted for ~wbo you are in Japanese entertainment industry when hundreds of Japanese actresses and singers get plastic surgery and if you're ugly, you're immediately out.
I get her reasons for setting an example for young girls and opposing plastic surgery. But it's not up to a delusional foreigner who can't even speak Japanese fluently to change anything.
Sabrina only gets to do things because she's a slim, pale foreigner with decent features. She shouldn't flatter herself.
No. 228232
>>228182I think she does look 30
>>227883 look at her mouth
No. 228340
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hahaha, wow the girl she made a shoutout for has 3k more followers than her
No. 228530
>>228340They have the same nose!
*tbh I first thought that it was hime herself, but the face was too round
No. 229563
>>229256You forget she's a blonde foreigner in Japan.
That's more than enough for fame/success in some cases but Sabrina isn't there yet.
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No. 230068
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No. 230070
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No. 230090
>>230088I don't think it fits her either and I think that's where she's going wrong with this.
But I don't think she's cute either. She doesn't hold that cutesy appeal Kota, Venus or Taylor has. With Venus and Kota I can see cute. With Taylor I think she's somewhat cute but looked better before and holds a natural grace. But Himezawa comes across as "normal". I don't think she's ugly but she doesn't have that… charm?
What bugs me is that I feel as if she's just after becoming an idol as something to accomplish for a fan base or being a somebody. Not because she enjoys it. Nowadays it's all about fans and shit. We've all seen how hungry she is for a fan base. To me, Himezawa is just another girl in Japan who wants to be famous because Kota got lucky and white girls over there get the upper hand. That's basically it.
No. 230325
>>230191Course I'm jelly anon. I'm jealous I don't look like a pubescent boy in a wig and party popper vomit dress.
C'mon you know better than to start using the "omg ur so jel" excuse. Some people just think she's shit. End of.
No. 230393
>>230343>If she wants to model, she needs go for more mature clothing.She's already doing that. Did you even see her drunk girl-photoshoot or the one where she got to wear a kimono? She only wears lolita fashion in her free time.
>>230090>Not because she enjoys itShe likes several idol anime. I'm sure she enjoys it to some extent, even if it means performing in front of ugly virgin men.
No. 230936
>>230393Not that anon, but I think that this is the mature style that would suit her. Just normal western-style clothing with occasional Japanese motifs and plain natural fashion.
…but of course this will never be an option because it's not kawaii.
No. 231082
>>230937All these are hideous except the one with the lavender jacket and maybe floral dress. The rest looks like soccer mom attire.
Agree about the normal fag stuff. I used to be goffik with fish net shirts, band shirts all black blah blah blah and when I turned normal fag I felt much more comfortable with myself. I could focus on having fun rather than trying to be cool based off of a stupid outfit.
No. 231101
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I was watching this vlog and I think she would look better with shorter hair.
No. 232459
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The 2nd part of her newspaper appearances.
No. 232767
>>232460"Himezawa-chan deshou!" though
-chan
pls no
No. 232823
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>>232755lol it looks like a hime cut to me. Some girls in Japan wear it.
No. 232829
>>232823gooks suit it
awk white busuzawas dont
No. 232841
>>232823It really doesn't suit her because the entire point of the hairstyle is to
slim your face when her face is already slim enough.
No. 232936
>>232831If you don't have naturally pin straight hair it can be. I want bangs again (not a hime cut, but bangs) and having wavy hair is annoying when you want bangs like that.
>>232841It's also if you have unruly sideburns, well that's how the tradition started in Japan at least.
No. 232942
>>232936Maybe I'm just a lazy fuck, but I have stick straight azn hair and even regular bangs end up such a huge hassle that after a little while I start clipping them back and praying for them to grow out as quickly as possible.
But now I want bangs again, that shit is kawaii.
No. 233208
>>232942you are, when it comes to hair.
>>232823i agree that in theory it would be the worst thing for HZ but in her case the short parts don't stick to the sides of the face so it doesn't have the slimming effect asian girl's haircut does below.
No. 233910
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Right or left?
No. 233920
>>233910Left, tbh!
Related question: Am I alone in thinking a lowkey "rocker"/"scene"/"alt" look makes almost everyone look cuter..? The pale/blonde/dolly look suits so few, whenever I see these same people in darker attire/makeup/hair, I always find them significantly more attractive.
My opinion alone, probably. AFAIK, most people dislike "darker" styles.
No. 233925
>>233910right if she gets rid of that ugly bow
left one looks so outdated, like mom's makeup
but most likely she would look best in something in between, most likely dark blonde/light brown hair
No. 233960
>>233910so she actually used to be kind of pretty, guess that's where her ego comes from.
>>233920imo while it's true that dark brown hair is generally very flattering, a striking hair color like blonde or red can really be dramatic and attractive on some people.
i think the biggest problems with her recent look are 1) obviously fake bad wig 2) not enough eye makeup to distract from her nose which now completely dominates her face 3) cute things like that headbow emphasize her lack of natural cuteness in contrast 4) her lips are weird so they should be downplayed
No. 234157
>>233960>her nose which now completely dominates her face>her lips are weird so they should be downplayedSee
>>227922 ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
No. 234492
>>234286You'd think with her husband being Japanese he'd help her out more.
Her particles are all messed up and her sentences are either super basic or just don't make sense. She seems to only be able to connect sentences with "no de" and "kedo". But considering she's only been there for a year or so, whatever. She'll get better.
No. 234614
>>232460>saying newspaper instead of shinbun>deadline instead of shimekiri>that awful accent>pretty sure she got some particles wrong I'm not even a native speaker amd her bad Japanese
triggers me.
Also kek at how she's arrogant enough to think anyone would ever make an anime adaptation of her shitty novel.
No. 235340
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No. 235645
>>235635I think arched brows make (most) ppl look older than what they actually are (up to ten years lol).
I'm white and arched brows definitely don't work for me, I also don't think it's about the race but more about facial structure in general. There are asian girls who definitely rock the arched eyebrow better than the straight one and vice versa (? Is it written like that???)
No. 239351
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Unfortunate photo of both
No. 239358
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>>239242PENIS NOSE
Her eyebrows are transforming into Andi Autumn's
No. 239398
>>239396>>239388I really miss her aggressive scene /lolita hybrid, but I also miss early dakota so I guess I'm just living in the past in general.
I wish Andii didn't shoop so much, sometimes her forehead looks insane, but she's clearly doing fine on instagram and it's at least capable to appearing to live the good life so who am I to judge. I doubt Himezawa would have the same ability to control every aesthetical decision so precisely as the well oiled Andii machine.
No. 239488
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>>239242She's so freaking gross imo
No. 239490
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No. 239522
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>>239488>>239490B-but Japanese strangers say I'm beautiful!
No. 239558
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I just have to say it: I'm getting so extremely annoyed by her Instagram now. Literally, the only thing she posts is some random pictures of herself, and adds おはようございます and then later the same day posts another picture of herself and adds おやすみなさい。I mean come on girl. Is that the only thing you can write in japanese? Come whit something new already.
No. 239624
>>239566Try to convince her of it when Japanese tell every foreigner on the street how beautiful they look and how they envy their "high noses", kek.
>>239612Please translate.
No. 239628
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No. 239672
>>239628Her lips are so pitiful. Fuller lips would already help balance her nose.
In all honesty, she's not that ugly, just slightly below average. It's her shit attitude that makes her repulsive.
No. 240079
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New agency.
No. 240254
>>240246Yeah, she gets modeling work and joined some agency. It's all in her vlogs but they're quite boring to watch.
Japan and other Asian countries are pretty good at making foreigners feel "special" and attractive so a lot of these foreign girls think they could make it big despite their mediocrity.
No. 241101
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New blog post about her newspaper appearances and her Japanese author video:
http://www.himezawa.com/blog/nikkei-newspaper-interview No. 241459
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Sabrina rants about work, showing us that she does not sit at home in Tokyo all day long!
No. 241651
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Himezawa being a good foreigner and more ranting about work.
No. 241727
>>241705Sabrina might exaggerate sometimes but it doesn't mean she's outright lying here.
A Westerner intervening in these kind of situations sounds believable to me. She also talked about not being as reserved and modest and so forth as Japanese girls.
No. 242333
>>241459Working hard=taking selfies/recording videos all day long/attempting to write a novel and become the next J.K. Rowling
Sabrina please
No. 242624
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She posted a couple of pics from a fashion show. Nothing too interesting.
I'm more curious about the new agency she was hinting at on Facebook
>>240079. Sounds like something idol-related?
No. 242822
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>>241459Busuzawa is trying to prove us she's not a lazy piece of shit sooo hard it's just funny
No. 245132
>>244873Jesus, she's so conceited.
I love it when self centered, spoiled weeb snowflakes move to Japan to be worshipped for being speshul, only to eventually find out that fitting in and being humble and committing yourself to your work are very important to Japanese people. The more you try to stick out and be different while claiming you know so much about their culture will actually damage you in the long run socially.
No. 245217
>>244873>>245132Some foreigners take random compliments from Japanese way too seriously and let them go to their heads, like in her case.
Even below average-looking people get told how beautiful or handsome they look in Asian countries. Older locals especially just want to be nice to visiting foreigners while younger girls squeal at everything foreign.
No. 246070
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>>246034>>245642they treat white people nicer in hopes of getting them to teach them english
i heard that it's expensive but most people want to learn to get better at jobs that require a bit of english, so if they see a gajin that looks american they'll treat them extra nice and butter them up to get them to teach them some stuff
No. 246894
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is she really friend with him
No. 246923
>>239242that makeup is a disaster, everything bad in her face, she just makes it stand out more.
Aegyo sal and that sick looking blush I'd expect it to look bad because it's made for asian faces and even there it doesn't look good on everyone but controuring, no excuse to fuck up that bad
No. 246989
>>246927As
>>246920 hinted above, he composed the sountrack for Silent Hill and some other games.
No. 247075
>>247069Fucking Rekt.
Oh my fucking god. I lost it.
No. 247340
>>246920She talked about being a SH fan on her old blog:
http://himenosawa.blogspot.de/2014/10/himezawa-in-japan-moshimoshinippon.htmlWe all know she's a little delusional and conceited but every once in a while we get some random anon who makes up things about Busuzawa just to bash her. Are you a troll? lmao
No. 247517
>>247500tbh I don't think it's all that farfetched.
The Silent Hill games are notoriously easy, anyway. It's not the sort of game you'd use if you were trying to play the "omg nerd grrrl xDD" angle
No. 248451
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I don't know if this has been discussed before, but for the moonspeak people: shouldn't it be 'balblaになりたい'？ and not をやりたい？
No. 250893
>>248451をやりたい means…
i wanna fuck
No. 250928
>>250907why would she have to bring her own clothes to a photoshoot? even if she was modeling something like hair/ accessories the stylists will have stuff for you to wear, so it goes with the items
this just seems like she paid someone to fluff up her portfolio or some shit
No. 250936
>>250907
>>"2, 3 sometimes 4 appointments in one day!"translation: "I paid a guy to take pics of me in his tiny apartment up to 4 times in one day!"
This is the first time I've watched a non-dancing video of hers and she seems so deluded by her "fame". How can you be so smug when you're so talentless, without even a hint of beauty to make up for it? smh
No. 250980
>>250909even with a nose job, she would still look awful because she has no upper lip.
She should get lip fillers first, and see if that balances out her face.
No. 250986
>>250928>>250948>>250956Some street fashion magazines in Japan do shoots with models that put up outfits with their own clothes, but that's because these street models are people with interesting and personal styles and the point is to show what these people wear.
I don't what the fuck is this shoot tho. As mentioned above, this looks like a shoot she paid to add specific photos to her portfolio.
God she's so talentless.
No. 251026
>>248451I've studied Japanese for less time then her and I know for a fact it should be になりたい
Surely what she's saying is "I want to do(questionably using やる instead of する) top idol" rather than "I want to be a top idol"?
No. 251031
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>>248451>日本のトップアイドルをやりたい！>I want to do Japan's top idol!>>250893>>251026Correct, both of you. やる is "to do" and やりたい is used as slang for sleep with/fuck kind of the same way in English that a guy wants to "do" a chick. Soooooo Busuzawa, after living in Japan for, what, a year? And claiming to have studied Japanese before that, to make such a hilarious and basic mistake… Wow. Comedy gold. Even Google translate knows that.
Her Japanese is worse than Google's. No. 251043
>>251031やる doesn't explicitly mean "to fuck", it's commonly used as a very casual form "to do" as compared to する/できる.
If you are in a situation where you're dtf and say "やろう！" then that means "let's fuck". But if you say ツイッターやってます meaning I use Twitter, or volunteering to do something in class you could say やる！やる！ or やりたい！
So, in short, やる doesn't necessarily have a dirty connotation. But it's true that she is using it incorrectly, it should be アイドルになりたい or without the に is ok too.
No. 251070
>>251067Idol agencies are the worst.
Also funny how a good one like asobisystem kicked her out. If she's such a top idol, why isn't she on kyary lvl by now?
No. 252821
>>252800"My hand, it's so swollen and sore and I can't move it more than this"
>hand curled up and pointing in literally the next shotWhy bother bringing up these kind of things if you can't commit, Busuzawa?
No. 252828
>>252800She was clever enough to edit the parts she sings so people can't hear her lol
Also, I thought she was so known everybody in the street would stop and talk to her (obviously this is sarcasm LOL)
No. 254338
>>252800I think the most frustrating thing for me in this video is her hardcore lack of flexibility. The fact that at this point she cant touch.
Also so
>Singing Lessons (wouldnt be longer than 2 hours because of voice strain)>Dancing Lessons (I think she meant practice since lessons imply someone is teaching you not that you rented a room to do what you want with)>Snake Cafe>Modelling LessonsSo at most that's maybe 5 hours (because from what we see she only practiced each dance once and knowing her that's probably all she actually did since she needed to ~*look kawaii*~ for the snake cafe.
No. 255736
>>252800That flexibility though.
Or lack of…
No. 257894
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She looks 20years older than she is. How??
No. 258035
>>258010I think in these pics you can see that she is really really damn thin.
This is th only reason why this clothes just don't fit.
No. 258211
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>>257997Yep, and this is why people find it harder and harder to remain thin as they age.
Being really thin is something that usually only looks good between the ages of 14 to, I'd say, around 27. During that period you still have that supple, youthful softness which is the result of fat deposits in your face.
Now for some reason, and I actually don't know why, but the fat in your face appears to start breaking down sometime in your late 20's, early 30's, and with nothing to pad out all that bone and muscle you start looking reallllllly gaunt.
To combat this some people end up getting fillers in their face, but obviously you can't replicate youth, and THAT is how you end up with all these middle-aged celebrities walking around looking like hungry skellies whilst their actual faces look like they've been stung by bees.
Sadly it's just not feasible to try and remain "teen thin" and look healthy and youthful as you age, but Madonna is sure as shit trying her damnest to prove us all wrong.
Nigella Lawson is a really good example of the opposite. She's a bit on the plump side, but she's got all that fat residing in her face and she looks very youthful because of it.
No. 258212
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>>258211This is Nigella Lawson, and believe it or not her and Madonna are actually the same age - both 56 years old.
No. 258283
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>>257894Is this healthy? I dunno..
You can see her rips extremly.
No. 259323
Okay so apparently the picture posted in
>>257894 was for the Japanese Vogue. Is it that easy nowadays to get onto a Vogue cover or is she seriously getting good job offers?
I'm really not a fan of her looks, but the mature styling suits her way better than the kawaii shit.
No. 259377
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>>258211your science is a bit flawed but ok
No. 259593
>>259334Kek @ all the comments under that post.
Doesn't seem she did it on purpose but it wouldn't be the first time she tried making herself look more famous than she is.
No. 259962
>>259597But in Japan kota is probably the most prettiest girl around there
Until I live in japan one day :^)
No. 259967
>>259962I'll be faster thank you kek
But anyway we'll at least all be prettier than nosezawa
No. 259984
>>259962>>259967Doesn't matter if you're white/foreign and not fat in Japan.
We'd all be deemed pretty by the Japanese because they're blind to our faces lol.
No. 261814
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Tryin to get attention like
No. 261891
>>261880>becoming normal IS already normal
On my high school at least 70% of the girls had the double eyelid surgery and most not out of medical reasons
No. 261966
>>261917No, I've lived in Japan for a while
>>261925Well my nipples would show in this kimd of thing, because I neither have them on my knees nor hide them under my arms kek
No. 262002
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>>261972My boobs are pretty large, but perky and round, so at least my nipples would stick out of this thing. (I'm used to stuff not fitting my boobs though, maybe if there was stuff available in my size it'd be different)
No. 262004
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>>262002Idk anon your anatomy is just different.
This is how I'd imagine they are? Like I'm small chested and my nipples are not that high up yo'. Idk tbh I've never seen nipples that high up, sure, with a push up bra maybe lol.
I mean in this pic you can clearly see the V shape between her chest forming at the bottom of the neckline. She just has a very small chest, and I'm assuming her nipples are around half way down her upper arms-ish.
No. 262006
>>262004I see! It's pretty hard to me to imagine a small chest, I'll automatically think of a guy chest even if I know that it's wrong.
I'm extremely gifted dna wise when it comes to boobs, my torso is slim and my boobs are massive but not hanging at all and my nipples are greeting the sun even without a pushup bra. Bad side of this is that I rarely ever find fitting bras.
No. 262013
>>262010Not that Anon, but when that time comes for me I already have a surgeon in mind for maintenance(a lift and all that jazz). Big boobs or large boobs you gotta maintain ladies. That being said I don't think Sabrina is a tranny but her
>>262004 her breast do seem to be hanging a bit low. It could be because she's really thin.
No. 262118
>>262013I don't think you really know what a lift entails. Not being super salty, I'm just a formly big boobed girl that has had the lift and necessary reshaping that comes with time and fun sacks. Lifts are no joke, incredibly painful and beyond a maintenance cosmetic procedure (like botox or fillers), but a major surgery where they pull on your muscles and even remove fat and skin in certain areas. My first lift was in my 20s after cancer and my next won't be until I'm completely done having kids (mommy makeover). You're tits will never be the same after that first lift. They'll look more magical than they did saggy, but they'll never replace the pert perfection of youth. No matter what, you will have scaring and it will put you out of commission for a while. Not being full of salt, I've just been there and it's not really a frivolous or simple cosmetic surgery. Just make sure you know what you're getting into before you do major cosmetic surgery. Not dissing it, I love that I went through with mine and would again in a heart-beat, but my tits were deformed from cancer before, so it was a no-brainer. Not sure if I'd do it if I had perfectly healthy, nicely shaped, but old with time, titties.
No. 262122
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Oh boy.
No. 262506
>>262122Why is she even buying internationally? Isn't she in Japan, where she has much more opportunites to buy burando secondhand? All the closetchilds, less hassles on y!auction and mbok, no international shipping needed…
I can't wait for her to get the dress, only to find it covered in sunscreen and make up. Can't wait until she reposts it in the sales group with a markup in perfect condition-
No. 262774
>>262759>alibi marriage>don't live togetherWhat makes you think so?
The guy used to be her fan before they got married and she uploaded (now deleted) photos and videos of them where it's obvious, they both like each other. I doubt it's just an alibi marriage.
No. 262776
>>262774Well, she'd try to make my Japanese boyfurendo vlogs, because they're pretty popular right now.
>he was her fan before Fan ≠ real love
No. 262790
>>262781He's Japanese so stop whiteknighting! Japanese guy will mary gollum if it has blonde hair and they'll think it's a taylor swift double!
>also not showing because aidoru kawaii ugu can't have a husbando Let's be honest, venus married her ex fan and still has tons of followers and admires
Himezawa never had any real followers and she'll never have. So why not doing some husbando collabo. The weebs love Japan vlogs, especially when there's a 'hawwwt' asian guy in them kek
No. 262808
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>>262002 >my tits are round and large Noone cares about your round cow tits bitch you sound like a cow
No. 262841
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>>262002>>262004Boobs aren't tennis balls guys.
To the first Anon - No your nipples would not stick out of that shirt. Your boobs don't sit anywhere as near as high as you think they do. Not even an undeveloped child's nipples would be visible in that short.
No. 263500
>>263468It just proves how easy her dance moves are if even the wotas can do it (as opposed to them simply waving in support like they do for actual idols)
Also. .. for singing live… she can mimick that autotune really well
No. 263504
>>263472Wotagei is a disease. All they see is a white girl in a lolita dress trying to make it. I bet they like low-level wannabe idols because they have a higher chance of getting ~noticed~
Remember, most of them have never talked to a real girl before. They get off ust dancing in a tiny crowd, knowing she sees them because they are the only ones there.
No. 263530
>>263525No that's pathetic.
Competing with someone shit doesn't make you look good, it makes you look desperate for attention.
No. 263556
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I've never seen a model or an idol with such disgusting, 100% ruined eyebrows as her.
No. 263642
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>>263556Does she even know what eyebrows are supposed to look like?Jesus…