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No. 219110

For about a year or so now on 4chan's /toy/ board, a manchild named Greg has been posting threads constantly- typically of him holding a cheap toy in his fingerless glove-clad hands.

He claims to have assburgers, as well as being bipolar, and is incredibly easy to troll, as he will get angry at the drop of a hat. Things that trigger him include:
>mentioning hasbro (he hates hasbro like cwc hates the HEXbox)
>comparing him to chris chan
>calling him fat
>calling him autistic
>saying he's a pedo
>saying he humps trees
>saying he eats shit (this makes him incredibly angry)
>mention Jin Saotome/John Mallamas, a famous toy customizer
>mention religion (he's your average reddit user when it comes to it)

He often writes inane posts quoting memes or ranting about how terrible hasbro is, in an allcaps style, such as:
>"fuckign HASBRO and thier cheap ass 5POA GARBAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ILL BEAT ALL HASBRO SUPPOTERS TILL THERE BLACK AND BLUE, BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!"
>"how DARRE yuo call me a christian!!!!!!!!!!! I FUCKIGN HATE THAT PURITANICAL BITCH GOD JESUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and for the last time I DONT EAT SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
>"ILL SMASH U, ILL BASH U, ILL BEAT U INTO A BLOODY PULP FOR SAYING THAT, BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!"

He also goes by scareglow42, and is stupidly generous with surrendering personal information.

No. 219111

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No. 219112

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No. 219113

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No. 219114

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No. 219115

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No. 219116

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No. 219117

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No. 219118

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No. 219119

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No. 219120

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No. 219121

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No. 219122

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No. 219123

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>>219122
Last pic. Sorry for the dump.

No. 219127

>>219118

its not nice to make fun of the mentally disabled :(

>>219123

what the actual fuck is that? It looks like something from fisher-price

No. 219129

Any links?

No. 219130

>mention Jin Saotome/John Mallamas, a famous toy customizer
Well that's not really fair, Jin triggers the whole board.

No. 219132

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>>219127
Someone told me it's a toy from The Cowboys of Moo Mesa. Oddly enough, it was made by Hasbro.

>>219129
http://8ch.net/cow/res/184092.html

>>219130
True, but Greg takes it a step further with death threats towards "that goddamn redneck bitch". /toy/ users pretended to be Jin/claim Jin was trolling Greg and he believes it.

No. 219133

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No. 219134

His Facebook account is called "Ashley Munson", with a Vivian James avatar (which is odd, because he claims to hates games for killing toys).

No. 219143

>>219132

wew lad. That thread was a trip

No. 219154


No. 219155

>>219110
Tell them to make The Lament Configuration and play with that instead.

No. 219356

>>219110
ILL BUST YOUR BITCH SKULL IN KORRINA!!!! YOUR GONNA PAYFOR INSULTING MY GOODNAME!!!!!!!!
>>219127
IM NOT DISABLED FUCKFACE, THAT FUCKING BITCH KORRINA WHO MADE THIS THREAD A BITCH FUCKING RETARD!!!!
>>219155
I love that movie

No. 219362

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>>219356

>I love that movie


This is way too funny to be legit but I love it anyway

No. 219365

>>219362
I know what hell raiser is, dumbass, its a fucking masterpeice.

No. 219474

>>219356
>Korrina
Literally who? You are aware that there's more than one person from /toy/ trolling you, right?

No. 219513

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>>219130
>yfw greg is actually a homeless man jin pays to shitpost on /toy/

No. 219582

>>219356

I thought you had assburgers?

No. 219604

Who told him about this thread? Come on farmers, you have to at least build the thread up before beckoning the cows.

No. 219605

>>219604
It's possible he just googles his name a lot or something. He ended up on /cow/ a few months ago.

No. 219625

>>219582
>>219582
So? That doesnt make me retarded. Im a genius. It makes me emotionally unstable at best, but thats probably the bi polar.

No. 219652

>>219605
Probably. I'd be so ashamed i I had this sort of infamy…

No. 219653


No. 219735

>>219625
Greg plz

No. 219737

>>219155
>>219356

I'm a bit happy that he got my reference tbh.

>>219735
Plz greg, no.

No. 219765

>>219625
You may not be legitimately retarded, but anyone who reveals personal information about themselves to an anonymous userbase (aka /toy/) is clearly lacking in common sense.

No. 219806

>>219625

>Im a genius.


Somehow I don't think Mensa will be welcoming you in anytime soon.

No. 219856

>this whole thread:
https://archive.is/cV9T5

kek

No. 219903

>>219625

Have some shit for dinner yet?

No. 219929

>>219765
Nah he is legitimately retarded.

No. 220144

>>219625
Are you officially diagnosed bipolar and autistic?

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>>219132
>>219133
>>219513(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)



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