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No. 238653

No. 238656

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OP did a great job setting this thread up.

No. 238657

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Snooze's newest overpriced 'creation'. It looks like something you'd find under your shoe.

No. 238662

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>>238657
that's some good taxidermy there, Suzy

No. 238663

>>238662
Omg its little legs i dont know why i am laughing so hard

No. 238665

>>238662
>it's not even centred

>>238663
It looks like it wanted to be a pretty ballerina before Snooze framed it.

No. 238670

>>238662
>Give 'em the ol' razzle dazzle

No. 238676

>>238670

Fucking lmao

No. 238683

>>238662
This is unacceptable, it's horrible looking, and what's with the cheap paper frames?
how much is she asking for?

No. 238687

>>238683
I don't see this particular one on her etsy store but all the horribly taxidermy projects go for $100.

No. 238688

>>238687
*horrible

No. 238695


No. 238699

Is it normal to kill butterflies?

No. 238735

>>238699
Yea, if you psycho

No. 238737

>>238683
Ira shit you can buy at a arts and crafts store like Michaels, even the shadow boxes she uses probably come from there. The specimen looks so tiny too in the frame and everything is so big it over powers it.

No. 238738

>>238735

you know they tend to die pretty quickly, right?

No. 238749

>>238738
Very true, most taxidermists do just kill them anyway though. For one thing it avoids specimens getting damages on their wings and such but it also speeds up the business. Suzy sources from standard mass taxidermy sites that just kill their bugs immediately after enough have bred for another successful generation. Not saying anything about whether it's good or bad, it's just how things work in that business.

No. 238779

>>238662
The sad thing is a lot of small specimens that are sold like this are already spread. So all she's most likely doing is unpackaging them and gluing them in the frame.

No. 238783

>>238749
That's fucking grim.

No. 238805

>>238646
Me and the husband have 4 accounts between us. One shared savings we can't take anything out of, one shared checking for bills and home stuff, and we each take a portion out of our paychecks for a personal account. I don't care what he spends his personal account on and he doesn't care what I spend mine on. Some of my married friends share but they fight about money all the time. Not worth it.

No. 238807

>>238805
Not your personal blog bitch

No. 238808

>>238805
Nice but I don't believe you, I'll need you to take a picture of your card and post it

No. 238810

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>>238653
As much as I hate Arin I'm glad despite it all he and Jon are cool with each other.

No. 238834

>>238805
Same basically, I don't know why Snoozy thinks it says something positive about her character just for doing the bare minimum with her finances as a married person. Having a separate account also doesn't mean that you're self-sufficient or responsible. Plenty of people with separate accounts still get their spouses to send over tons of money every month or buy them lots of things, which is fine but clearly Suzy is just being irresponsible with her and Arin's money.

>>238810
Agreed. I don't care for Arin but I like Jon so I'm glad this helps quell any drama about him, even though most of the rumors about him leaving GG tended to blame Arin.

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No. 238847

>>238810
Maybe I'm reading too much into it, but I always got the feeling Arin missed Jon more than Jon missed Arin after all the drama went down. Like Jon had so many more friends and interesting projects lined up to have time to think things over while Arin is stuck with the GG crew only doing Let's Plays that bore him.

Anyway, it's nice they made up and I admit to screaming when Jon dropped GG hints on his channel and Arin popping up on Starcade. Jon should still stay far away, though.

No. 238849

>>238846

She needs a safe space.

Real talk, though - although the Internet can make people act like massive pricks (us being a case in point), people who really want to shut out any and all negative criticism and live in some hugbox their entire lives really come across as pathetic and insecure.

No. 238852

>>238849
Agreed. Just turn the computer off and buy a journal, no one is making you get on the internet and spill your guts out. She should know better than anyone since she's somewhat e-famous and a way bigger target. Either lie low or grow a thicker skin.

No. 238882

>>238846
I can't stand people who act like one bad comment is ruining their day, when they get 100+ other nice comments

No. 238883

>>238805
i had like a 3 hour long discussion with my sister why keeping separate bank accounts is important. she just couldnt understand why your husband might not want you to spend your 'shared money' on a purse you really want.

No. 238888

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>>238783
Or is it?

No. 238894

>>238653
lmao whos the artist?

No. 238915

>>>238521
Looks like Bunny has a pair as well, and even with more 'sensible' frames they look like shit.

I'm guessing the company is giving them away to youtubers.

No. 238945

>>238915
God how anybody can stand Bunny for more than 10 seconds is beyond me, honestly I find her worse than Suzy just because shes so awfully obnoxious AND ugly as shit, I just cant have both in my face at once.
Suzy is ugly as shit and boring as fuck but at least she doesnt SCREAM and act mentally retarded on purpose to make 10 year olds laugh (thats Arins job)

No. 238947

>>238915
Lol. Wow. Idk, I looked up the website and think the heart shaped ones are kinda cute but way overpriced.

No. 238949

>>238947
Agreed, they are alright as props for photoshoots - but not for $100.

No. 238950

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>>238915 They just look like this to me.

No. 238955

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Oh, her fans are so innocent sometimes …

No. 238962

>>238915
As obnoxious and loud as Bunny is, at least she actually wears the shit she buys to fit her aesthetic.

No. 238963

>>238915
Oh wow, anon, have you been following me around yesterday? I randomly stumbled upon her videos and the content seemed like it would be interesting, but actually listening to her was…I couldn't do it.

No. 238964

>>238945
yup. i'd rather hang out with suzy for the rest of my life than spend 10 minutes in this bitches presence.

No. 238965

>>238963
Also, a lot of people seem to like her. The comments are people finding her funny, adorable, etc. I don't understand why people like her. She behaves like a spastic nutcase and not in a genuinely funny way.

No. 238969

>>238963
>>238965
Once you get past her weird albino-ish skin and loud mannerisms, I kind of get the appeal. She's genuinely nice and caters a lot to her fans. She sticks to what she likes and is usually very honest/open about receiving free and endorsed shit (I put usually because I think the glasses were sponsored but I'm not sure). She's continuous in a field where youtubers, especially girls, drastically change once they become a top youtuber and I think that's her biggest appeal.

But holy fuck as much as I'd like to try to like her, I cannot get past her yelling.

No. 238973

>>238969
Her yelling and talking with her mouth way open is so fake and all her vids are the same shit over and over again just like Suzy, no creativity

No. 238981

>>238965
I like the videos where she tries out products and tests to see if popular pinterest fads work, because I can't really find those kinds of videos from other people (at least ones that are that honest and high quality), but I'm not sure why people like her other stuff. Her makeup videos are kind of bland and I don't really care for her sense of style so the fashion ones don't cater to me, and I couldn't care less about her yelling in her car for 15-20 minutes so I skip those as well.

I think her fanbase is mostly younger girls, which explains why they like the obnoxious and out-there persona she has.

No. 238983

>>238981

If you want to see pinterest fails and what not try Threadbanger.

No. 238988

>>238981
I tried watching the Does it really work because the idea seemed nice. Perhaps there are thousands of others doing it I'm unaware of, but she was the one that popped up.
Perhaps she is a sweet person, but she did seem kind of fake over the top to me ( but I really did not watch the video for more than probably a few minutes, the yelling was too much for me )

No. 238991

>>238915
I would like Bunny so much more if she fixed her yellow teeth.

No. 238997

>>238983
Man vs. Pin has gone to shit though. It started out as actual helpful "does it work?" but now it's just Rob acting like a retard and pretending to cut himself on everything and shit that only 13 year olds or manchildren (like Rob) would find funny.

Sage for no contribute.

No. 239002

>>238997
I agree. I think it went down hill when the younger viewers came in (isn't that always the case?) and the request became increasing stupid. The galaxy trend needs to die.

No. 239023

>>238955
Bruh…I was being sarcastic…that's funny I ended up here.

No. 239042

>>239002
I prefer Corinne vs. Pin because at least she researches the pins and tries to do them correctly. Rob doesn't even try anymore.

>>239023
Not the person who posted you but the last line was what gave you away for me. Snoozy's gonna just pretend she didn't see your reply lol.

No. 239046

>>239023
/throws up fist in solidarity

I see what you were trying to do anon, and applaud you for it.
unfortunately, snooty is too hard to try to milk in some cases, you fought the good fight

No. 239050

>>239042
>>239046
I didn't expect a response to be honest but I tried none the less. I am honestly curious though. It's like the licks to the center of a tootsie pop…the world may never know.

No. 239139

So Suzy has filmed one of those 'day in the life of' vlogs. How many YT-famous people will cameo in it to show she goes out and does stuff while wearing either a) her usual hoodie+jeans combo or b) a 'goth' outfit to prove to us she does where her ootd clothes outside?

No. 239142

Not totally OT but did anyone catch the Ninja Sex Party panel on Twitch last night? I turned it on long enough to see a neckbeard in a fedora and a pseudo stoner being cringetastic. I don't think I've ever seen a GG panel without fatal amounts of second degree embarrassment.

No. 239145

>>239139
Well all the grumps should show up. Maybe mark. Probably holly. She'sgonna wear jeans with a spoopy shirt and a hoodie over that so you can't see the shirt, I think.

>>239142
Do they keep past recordings available for watching on their channel?

No. 239147


No. 239149

>>239145
if they don't keep past recordings, I bet someone will upload it on YT in the next few days.

No. 239150

>>239147
Derp, meant to add it's her "Follow me around" video.

No. 239163

>>239150
It should be called 'I make coffee and talk to pets in baby voices'. :( This is a bad 'Follow me around' vlog. It should be interesting…that's the point……

No. 239174

>>239150
lol her wish was to make more quality content and not just unboxing vids.
>proceeds to do an unboxing vid

No. 239177

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Wish tree? Its dandelion ffs. Her house is pretty ugly. Im not saying its cheap- just ugly. She looks bad. Her cats are cute af tho

No. 239181

>>239150
I love how she dumps a shit ton of sugar into her vanilla coffee. Am I missing something? Is that a typical american thing? Because vanilla coffee capsules are already sweet as fuck without extra sugar added (In my opinion)

No. 239182

>>239150
>Suzy going on a morning run
Kek

No. 239183

>>239177
OH JESUS CHRIST

No. 239184

>>239181
It's semi-typical, but maybe on the decline. Look at the current state of Suzy and you'll know the answer to this deep in your heart.

No. 239185

>>239181
If it's the normal vanilla (which I think it was) then there's no sugar in it. But a tablespoon(which she added) is like, 12g or something like that.

No. 239186

Her upward inflection is so grating and she makes that face like she's in pain. Why was this video made?

No. 239187

>>239150
This bitch "works" 4 days a week and gets to roll around in cash… fuck YouTube fame, for real.

No. 239193

>>239150
You know… My name is mimi ….
It's extremely creepy being talked to in such a baby voice…..

No. 239196

>>239193
Mimi… you silly bitch.

No. 239197

>>239193
You silly bitch

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No. 239200

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She looks very cute in this pic for some reason

No. 239201

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And what the fuck is this thumbnail?
This has literally zero to do with the video and is just straight up ugly?
>>239150

No. 239204

>>239200
Probably because half her face is hidden.

No. 239208

>>239193
why is it creepy to talk to a cat in a baby voice?
i do it to mine, it's hilarious to watch his reaction from baby voice to my normal speaking done
i mean, it is an animal after all

sage for slight OT

No. 239209

>>239204

and smoothed the fuck out of her face. In the follow me video even with makeup, you can still see how red and blotchy it is underneath.

No. 239215

>>239201
i think its because its gotten popular among youtubers (from what i seen though only markiplier…) to make ugly as hell thumbnails

No. 239218

okay, i have to admit, so far in the video snoozy doesn't look NEARLY as shitty as she does in her normal ones
maybe it's the ring light and her slouching
also, the minimal makeup fits her so much better ffs she doesn't look like a gremlin with the shaky catwings and dramatic brows

No. 239229

>>239218
I actually thought that she looked good too.
Not amazing, but way better than in every other video

No. 239234

>>239229
yeah, it's proof her makeup otherwise is shit and does literally nothing for her

No. 239239

The one thing her video did help me realize is that I'm pretty sure I have a munchkin ragdoll cat… mine just doesn't have as fluffy of a tail and I got her for free from a WalMart Gardening department.

No. 239284

>>239239
does it have fucked up corgi legs?

No. 239286

>>239284
Yeeahhhh… they're half as long as my normal cat's, maybe a bit shorter, but she's a good cat. Apparently she was pregnant when she was dumped and they (the WalMart staff) found homes for all the kittens… except for her. So we took her in. Have had her for about 10 years now I think?

No. 239290

>>239150
>5 minutes of a 10 minute video dedicated to making coffee and her cats

I'm not at all surprised that she does jack shit all day, but couldn't she at least /try/ to make it look like her life isn't about leeching off her greasy husbando? She's utterly useless.

No. 239295

>>239208
Yeah I won't baby talk a boyfriend or an actual baby but I'll baby talk my pets because they're animals and it won't negatively effect them in any way. However, I fucking hate the sound of other people doing a baby voice, so I understand where the hatred comes from and I try not to do it around other people.

sage for getting a little OT

No. 239336

>>239177
looks like that girl from EYK

No. 239485

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Suzy calling a company out for deleting negative comments… irony at its finest

No. 239499

>>239485
oh god, please let some people on who have instagrams point this out to her. I know she'll delete the comments anyway. But fuck, it'd be funny to see it here.

No. 239513

>>239208
I think it was more that anon's name was Mimi and having someone use their name while doing baby speak is a bit weird, regardless of context.

>>239199
Fuck Suzy having someone take unflattering and very shooped photos of you isn't modeling. If that was the case then a lot of cosplayers are 'models'.

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>>239485
Seems like the clothes were going to her sister.
Also I love how the attacks on there page and on facebook have gone up after Suz posted about this shit.

No. 239544


No. 239548

>>239544
Not wrong just as bad as r/gamegrumps

No. 239552

>>239544
https://www.reddit.com/r/rantgrumps/comments/46cpx2/someone_posted_complaints_about_us/

rantgrumps reaction. idk, if it wasn't for rantgrumps predecessor "ventgrumps", Suzy's etsy scandal wouldn't have been exposed, and that whole mess was very lulzy to watch unfold. also for all the accusations of suzy hate "cause she's a girl!" on that sub, they seem to worship holly kek.

No. 239556

>>239552

Since when are there 2 different subreddits for bitching about these losers?

No. 239564

>>239556
There aren't, "ventgrumps" was the first subreddit which got pretty popular before the creator nuked it, most thought that would be the end but "rantgrumps" was created, and it grew to have more subscribers, though nothing juicy like Suzy's etsy bullshit was exposed since.

No. 239598

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>beauty guru

No. 239606

>>239598
She looks good.
Now she just needs to stop being an insufferable, hypocritical cunt

No. 239607

>>239598
i wonder if she knows the headset is on backwards

No. 239611

the more I hear of NSP the worse they get.
Dan's really not as great of a singer as people make him out to be.

No. 239615

>>239611
NSP is proto-newgrounds level of L0L RANDUMZ0RZ level of shit. Do any of you remember those really fucking spergy animated "music videos" on newgrounds, like ultimate battle, and other dumb shit like that?

That's basically NSP. The fact that Danny and co are proud to be the faces of this retarded nonsense should be telling.

No. 239616

>>239611
I was really feeling the band, and then Dan started 'singing'. He's so pitchy, constantly goes off key, and that vocoder usage sucks. Also, why would you pick a song like Take On Me if you're going to go down several octaves at the chorus? Dumb.

Am I the only one that feels like that he's trying to move onto 'serious' music?

No. 239617

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>>239556
>>239548
r/rantgrumps was made because people get banned/comments deleted/downvoted to hell when others dare to bring up issues or criticism about Game Grumps on the main subreddit.
And all that happens because "IT'S FREE CONTENT YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO COMPLAIN ABOUT IT" and "DON'T LIKE IT, DON'T WATCH IT!".

I used to like Game Grumps a ton. It wasn't high-tier quality comedy or gameplay, to say the least, but it was fun. But now, it's very obvious that they just churn out videos without a care. Low quality bullshit pumped out for a demographic who cares a ton about the branding of the sooper kewl "Game Grumps" than they do about any real type of quality.

Everyone on the Game Grumps channel have realized that now that they have a bunch of dedicated followers who hang onto every word they say with reverence, they can probably sell/show them any old piece of shit with a "Game Grumps" stamp on it and people will eat it up.

It's sad because it used to be fun! And people rant about it because they do want it to be good.
But due to Arin not wanting or accepting any criticism, it will not get better. I've stopped watching the channel and I don't keep up with the Grumps anymore because, guess what? They don't give a shit either, and that won't change. And if they don't give a shit, why should I?

>inb4 "take it to leddit!"

No. 239625

>>239606
Don't let the filters fool you… but her eye makeup is better. Her eyebrows are still troubling, though.

No. 239636

>>239615
A couple of my friends showed me some of their music videos. Some one about a castle and another about cookies.
They were all laughing at it and I… had to fake a laugh at some point so I didn't look like an ass.
(we're in college.)

No. 239644

>>239611
I honestly DO think Danny is a good singer, he defiently has talent and has had alot of training, he is just that type of singer who tries too hard which sometimes ruins everything.
No matter who you are, trying too hard singing instead of just doing it, is gonna make you sound worse

No. 239646

I still think Peppermint Creams is the worst NSP Song

No. 239653

>>239646
that one.
that's the fist nsp video my friends showed me.

No. 239660

>>239644
yeah, he can sound good at times, especially when he's just singing random songs on GG. But when it comes to 'his' music he's just kind of lacking. Too much layering, the recent live performances have been pretty poor (eg. the one with Steel Panther).

Apparently they're planing a tour…it's going to be interesting to see how they're going to fill an hour, hour and a half when he's struggling through the little gigs they're doing now.

No. 239662

>>239617
Yes arin never read the comments, put out any type of content you want, who gives a shit, right?
Not you obviously….

No. 239665

>>239646
nope, I think that title goes to that cookie song. what a load of garbage that was. I felt like I was reliving my 12 year old life with that retarded sense of humor

No. 239670

>>239646
I was more talking about the way it's produced. The "screaming" parts just sound horrible processed and totally unrelated to the actual song

No. 239671

>>239499
>>239485
there's a huge difference between commenting on how shitty a company is at being a company, versus deleting mean comments on your personal instagram page.

now if she was deleting comments about her taxidermy shit? like someone got it and it was bad or something? then call her a hypocrite all you want. But alerting people to the way a shitty business is run to save you time/money is not the same.

No. 239677

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Ermahgerd Contracts are sexist!!!

Call the feminazi police!!!

(+ this tumblr post didn't include the dislike bar, I included it for reference)

No. 239678

>>239677
some of the comments calling out for her death is a bit harsh. yeah you may not like her, and you may not enjoy watching her. But to wish she dies? that's a bit extreme.

People always dislike the sling videos, not because of suzy, but because of polaris and having to use sling. The other table flip episodes are usually rated really highly after they get released on the youtube channel.

No. 239680

>>239636
Maaan I feel that.
I have a friend who absolutely loves GG(especially Dan), Markiplier(she calls him, her "markymoo"), cryaotic and jacksepticeye. Whenever I hang at her house, she shows me a bunch of game grumps animated videos and I have to force myself to laugh so I don't hurt her feelings. To be honest, she's what I think of when I think about the people in let's play fandoms; sensitive and immature nerds


>>239678
yeah the death comments are extreme
this is all just a mess

No. 239681

>>239678
The death/burn her comments are a bit much but they're obviously trolls who enjoy getting a reaction from people.

>>239677
god, the grump-fans love to talk about that Sling contract as if GG has been sold into slavery. Table Flip was the grumps idea, they sold it to Polaris and Sling. They signed that contract. No one forced them.

No. 239683

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>>239677
>>239678
I just made this only for the hilarious troll comments.

No. 239686

>>239680
I mean, I don't /think/ I'd hurt their feelings by not laughing, but sometimes you never know. The GG animated shit, however, I have given them skeptical looks after they've shown me them and then say something like 'oh, I bet it was funny in context. I just haven't seen the video so I think it's lost on me' instead of outright saying it's unfunny.
[guilty of enjoying some of the jon/arin content, however. But I think that's mainly because I like Jon's other content.]

No. 239689

>>239680

I know that feeling. I play a lot of MMOs and so do 99% of my friends, all of them are pretty much obsessed with GG to the point where they have to buy whatever fucking games they're playing. One of them even has a cringy ass crush on Dan.

They link me to their shit constantly, but I'm sort of an asshole and tell them I hate it. Still they keep linking me to their shit, I guess to try and win me over? IDK

We're all in our mid-late twenties.

No. 239701

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Odd gift for a boyfriend aside, it's basically what I'm pretty sure we all think about her pricing. I'd potentially consider buying one $20 or so.

No. 239704

>>239686
That video is the only one of their animated things I've liked. The animation is nice and it has a good dig at Suzy.

No. 239705

>>239701
how much does it cost then

No. 239706

>>239705
$100.
Like everything else of hers.

No. 239713

>>239701
I wonder how much of her stuff she actually sells. I mean, it can't be a lot, not everyone is dumb AND rich

No. 239714

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>>239713
Well here's her Etsy. Also seriously a bat?

No. 239716

>>239713
I've seen a girl on Tumblr with 7 of the taxidermied things.
7.
That's potentially $700 right there (if they didn't use her discount codes)

No. 239721

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She went on a little twitter multi post.

No. 239725

>>239721
i dont understand your file name. a contract with polaris is clearly not her fault. do you think she has that much control over what gamegrumps is business wise?

sometimes you guys reach so far

No. 239726

>>239725
It's her saying it's not her fault. Nigga not everything is an attack.

No. 239735

>>239704
It's not really a dig at Suzy, it's just saying that she probably has to wait until they calm the fuck down in order to recorder her own videos, although I doubt she tries to record at the same time or even on the same day as the grumps.

No. 239737

>>239680
Oh god my friend loves NSP and Game Grumps. She always used to play NSP in her car, and show me the music videos, and tell me about stuff that happened on the show, and I think I was too convincing at pretending to not hate it because I'm pretty sure she thinks I actually like GG/NSP.

No. 239740

>>239611
I like Dan's voice it's just not made for rock. I think he would make a good folk singer.

No. 239742

>>239740
Actually yeah, stripped down and quiet without a ton of processing might suit his voice better.

No. 239743

>>239742
D'oh. Meant layering, not processing.

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>>239662
It's almost like you can't read! Great job on that!

>>239737
I have a former friend/former employee who heard me listening to some old snippets of GG episodes while we worked, now he tries to reconnect with me by bringing up how much he loves GG and if I've seen their latest episode. I want to be nice, but I don't want to break his little heart..

My SO likes playing "If We Were Gay" when I'm driving, though. Then he likes to non-nonchalantly roll down the windows and turn it up when it gets to the lyrics "Here's a list of things that Brian likes to suck:…"
Now I hit the window-lock real fuckin' quick the second he turns it on.

No. 239756

>>239598
her eyebrows are uneven and it's TRIGGERING me

but I like this look on her. The absence of the shine on her inner eye corner and weird eyeliner makes her eyes not look so downsy.

Unrelated but I wish girls would realize that if you have a BOLD BROW you shouldn't have a BOLD EYE.

No. 239767

Is she spoofing Snoozy?

No. 239799

>>239721
If a friend 'draws' a picture of snoozy for your birthday, they aren't really a friend at all.

No. 239801

>>239714

but remember, she never killed that bat! She just found it… somewhere

No. 239802

>>239767

Fucking Carley 64 kek, why is she so funny?? Imo its either got to be a spoof of Suzy or Graveyardgirl.

No. 239807

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>>239714
>1,492 sales
>all her items are $100

No. 239808

>>239767
this is totally a self post.

>I like video games n' lolita. So um?

No. 239817

Fuck NSP. I bet they think they are on the same level as Flight of the conchords

No. 239824

>>239808
Carly is fairly well known, Anon.

No. 239826

>>239767
Oh yeah, this is Suzy without a doubt. Fucking Carly is always on poiny lmao.

No. 239831

>>239824
>867 subscribers

sure she is.

No. 239832

>>239831
It's true though,maybe try lurking?

No. 239837

>>239824
>>239826
>>239832
Shill harder, won't you?

No. 239839

>>239837
Dif anon. No really, lurk more.

No. 239840

>>239832
I'm not the other anon but I think that she's brought up in threads in a really wierd manner even when it's not even relevant.
Someone talked about her randomly on the venus angelic thread too. It reeks of self posting in my opinion.

No. 239844

>>239840
I agree. I looked at her channel, she posts 'lolita parodies' and refers to 4chan etc. She's definitely posting her own shit here. How sad.

No. 239848

lmfao jesus christ are you guys serious

No. 239850

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>>239839
>>239832
>>239826
>>239824
>>239802
>>239767
>same typing style
>all shilling unknown wannabe famu$ uy00b3r
>OMG U GUYS SHE'S JUST SO FUNNY I'M NOT A SAMEFAG!! LURK MORE XD

No. 239851

>>239807
I was thinking about that, if all her sales are the $100 items then she made some considerable cash, but doesn't she sell stickers and shit? I'm willing to bet most of her sales are stickers and most of the cheaper things.
At least that's what I'd like to believe to keep my sanity

No. 239857

>>239611
I was at MAGfest and skipped this bullshit and went to the Journey game live instead (fucking amazing btw.) however, so many people around me were discussing how good NSP was and I don't get it. Danny has a nice voice but he is not strong enough or ranged enough for live concert material. I hate this cover of "Take on me."

No. 239858

>>239616
Yeah, his cover is awful. I think he might be trying to make a legit music career now?? but he has to move away from his lulz so random youtube garbage. He's in his mid 30s now and it's embarrassing. He also isn't as good as a vocalist as he thinks he is.

No. 239860

>>239617
The whole "It's free content so you can't ever complain" and "Don't like it!? Don't watch it!" mindset is literally cancer. It's even worse when a legit fan has a complaint and then gets attacked by tons of youtuber's whiteknights. I've seen it happen on both Jim Sterling and TheRPGMinx' youtube comments. People worship the ground Jim Sterling waddles on and it's fucking gross.

No. 239861

>>239808
>>239831
>>239844
Anon who posted the Super Carly video here. I saw it in the Lolita general on cgl, and I'll admit that I didn't know who Carly was (heard about her in passing but never bothered to look her up) so when a gull posted this video, I decided to check her out. This one in particular seemed more Snoozy than a some Lolita so I posted it here.

No. 239867

>>239683
Ok, I chuckled at the truth of the last two comments.

No. 239868

>>239716
I wish these dumb bitches would give me money. I have rent to pay. It's so bad considering there are much better taxidermists out there with reasonable prices and better frame specimen.

No. 239870

>>239857

I heard Barry's lady was there

No. 239871

>>239753
>My SO likes playing "If We Were Gay" when I'm driving, though. Then he likes to non-nonchalantly roll down the windows and turn it up when it gets to the lyrics "Here's a list of things that Brian likes to suck:…"

drop that manchild

No. 239873

>>239753
Mega cringy anon, don't date younger guys.

No. 239874

>>239767
>Me personally, I think you can never have too much skin stuff
>I always have a full face of makeup on, so I very rarely see my natural skin

This is so Suzy, i'm laughing so hard. Carly is great.

No. 239875

>>239870
I don't even know what she looks like.

No. 239877

>>239851
I, unfortunately, looked through about 10 pages or so starting from the back (because I'm assuming that was from when she was less known, therefore they might be from nonfans?).
The taxidermy stuff outnumbered stickers… and apparently fridge magnets.

No. 239878

>>239875

I don't either, but I'm curious as hell.

No. 239879

>>239767
>Birchbox unboxing video
>I like this lipbalm because you put it on your lips
I swear, if this isn't a parody of Snoozy, I'll be sad.

No. 239880

>>239142
Found a youtube link for it. Haven't watched any of it, but it's here if you guys want to experience the cringe

No. 239885

File: 1456156876373.png (679.31 KB, 574x745, dontyoualreadyhavethislife.png)

>Dress for the life you want, not the life you have

No. 239886

>>239885
Her gut is disgusting. Bitch, lose weight. Black isnt even slimming on her potatoe figure.

No. 239887

>>239879
She's taking tips from ForeverKailyn, I see.

No. 239894

>>239885
The goffik crow buttplug appears again

No. 239896

>>239885
FFS SUZY RELEASE THE CROW IT MISSES ITS CHILDREN

No. 239900

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>>239894
But anon! What else would you use for goffic sex?

No. 239906

>>239900

10,0000 filters on that bad boy

No. 239907

>>239885

what is this expression trying to convey

No. 239908

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>>239906
You're so silly. She totally doesn't use filters. This how she really looks! Suzy is goddess and we should all be nice to her.
:^)

No. 239910

>>239894
>>239896
You anons are golden.

No. 239918

>>239900
Am I bugging or is her face kinda yellow?

No. 239920

>>239907
Subtle farting

No. 239921

>>239767
her lolita ones are funnier, this is just a waste of time

No. 239929

Is this her first "Does it work?" video?

Trying to be like Bunny I see. C:

No. 239930

>>239929
I can't even watch, the cringe is too severe

No. 239931

>>239930
Two minutes in, bored as fuck already.

Literally talked for a minute about how its not a paid advertisement and that it was super expensive on Amazon.

No. 239933

>>239929
Even the thumbnail just screams bunny kek
She's so uncreative

No. 239935

Bunny is annoying but at least watching her videos isn't boring. Suzy has literally just been "okay I'll do another section now" for the past three minutes

No. 239936

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No. 239937

>>239929
For someone who complains about people copying her and not being original she sure does an awful lot of copying other people who are more successful than she is

No. 239939

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>>239929
She has to be joking. This is a joke, right?

No. 239940

>>239935
as much as I agree Suzy is boring as fuck, Bunny spends a 10min video with showing the product for 2, screaming about random stuff the rest… dont see how thats much better

No. 239942

>>239860
We should have a thread about Jim sterling….

No. 239944

>>239936
She's so fat and saggy. damn.

No. 239945

>>239929
I'm secretly hoping that Bunny is going to react to this in some way …

No. 239946

>>239929
Holyshit, does she have ANY originality in her? She's not even trying to cover up the fact she is always copying graveyardgirl.

No. 239949

>>239942
I would LOVE that. Someone make that shit on /snow/ ? I'm at work and can't do much. Jim Sterling acts like he's so progressive, but he's really just a creepy neckbeard. His last video included him stuffing pogs into a fake vagina/onahole.

No. 239954

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3r09GCspei0 not sure if anyone here is familiar with cgl, but this girl makes parodies and she made one yesterday that seems pretty suzy-inspired

No. 239955

>>239929
god fucking dammit. this hurt me to watch. have some respect for yourself, god damn

No. 239956

>>239954
Scroll up.
Someone already posted this properly.

No. 239957

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No. 239958

>>239840
different anon but I'm the one who brought her up in the venus thread because I follow her on tumblr. tbh I'm not even a big fan of hers, but I just want to see more drama come from it

No. 239959

>>239850

>unknown wannabe


Well shes quite popular among the lolita community which I'm a part of so…? Her most famous video among them would probably be her spoof of LACE, which a lot of other famous lolcow lolitas commented on as well (Kate, Pixielocks)

Usually I dont respond to "OMG SAMEFAG" but I just wanted to explain why she has a small cult following.

No. 239960

>>239929
I love how she reviews the almost same fucking product Bunny reviewed two weeks earlier

No. 239962

>>239960
Besides both being hair products, they're not the same at all? Bunny's straightens and Suzy's adds volume. But it is interesting Suzy chose a hair product.

No. 239963

>>239962
Haha sorry, I didn't actually watch Snoozys Video. I just assumed she went straight up copycat after seeing the thumbnail and name of the product

No. 239964

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>>239960
Wow. Even more disturbing than Suzy

No. 239966

>>239960
Most important difference:

Grav3yard girl: 6.5 million subs
Mort3mer: 228.000 subs

eeeehhhhh

No. 239977

File: 1456175340340.png (967.67 KB, 727x745, better.png)

I swear she's almost listening to us.
Her eyebrows look better.

No. 239988

>>239977
Her hair looks way better with volume

No. 239989

>>239960
god she's fucking REVOLTING

No. 239990

>>239960
Might be alone in this, but I liked that she's weird and gross. I'm sick of these soft voiced pretty girls doing instagram flawless makeup.

No. 239991

>>239988
holy shit man.. i might actually have to buy that crimper from her video..

No. 239992

>>239990
>enjoying someone who is loud, gross, and weird.
speaks a lot about I guess.

No. 239993

>>239991
same… I need to see how many amazon points I have.

No. 239996

>>239977

Her eyes look good here. If it wasn't for her awkwardly placed nose/mouth she'd be quite pretty. Unfortunately her face is still kind of startling..

No. 240001

>>239929
"Spending over $100 on hair tools is crazy!" umm has this bitch ever been in a salon? My flat iron was $165 :/

No. 240002

>>239977
What photo editing app does she use? Those sticks are super cute.

No. 240003

>>240001
she isn't like those other girls that high maintenance, anon

No. 240004

>>239992
I said she was loud and weird, you added the gross. Neither loudness nor weirdness are detracting features for me when trying to find entertaining personas to follow. At the very least she's unique and genuine and knows how to entertain a specific audience. I'm fucking sick of every single female youtuber being a soft voiced makeup blogger.

No. 240006

>>240002
I think she uses Line Camera/whatever its called now.

No. 240008

>>239858
>>239860
his voice is probably best suited to soft rock: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yDdO767XRxQ

No. 240021

>>239977
she needs a fringe badly

No. 240029

>>239977
She still needs bangs. badly.

No. 240032

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>>239870

Her name is Meredith Quail.

No. 240037

>>239977
Her eyes are so small wtf

No. 240039

File: 1456187096992.png (51.22 KB, 638x370, ggl.png)

this is going to be a fucking trainwreck

http://hollywood.improv.com/event.cfm?id=439882

No. 240040

>>240039
They're so ripping off Achievement Hunter's Let's Play Live. At this point I just wish they'd get some of their own ideas.

No. 240042

>>240039

Maybe it's just me, since Im subject to bias since I can't stand Arin, but the "This WILL sellout" seems kinda douchy to me..

No. 240043

>>240032
She's not ugly but she looks boring like all the other GG girlfriends

No. 240044

>>240032
>>240043
She's pretty damn average, like a textbook example of a 5/10. Maybe she's funny or has a superb personality.

No. 240045

>>240032
She looks smarmy.

No. 240049

>>240039
>>240040

As an AH fag, the thing is… There's multiple personalities to attach to/that can play off of each other so it makes things interesting. They also have only a few 'meme' jokes (like "I'm still in the air!" or "YOOOUUUUUU!" as of recently) so they don't always force the humor or rely on past 'catchy phrases' like GG tends to do. I kind of hope this flops, tbh. It would take them down a few pegs… which they really need.

>>240044
If she's a textbook 5/10, this gives me hope that I may be above my perceived attractiveness rating because I at least know I need bangs (and now have them)

No. 240050

>>240043
>>240044
y'all act as if like.. the grumps deserve some super hot girlfriends

No. 240051

>>240004
>Might be alone in this, but I liked that she's weird and gross. I'm sick of these soft voiced pretty girls doing instagram flawless makeup.

reread your own post tho

No. 240052

>>240049
I'm an AH too, I got the feeling GG were trying to compete with with them and kind of thought it was weird but I guess they do what they gotta to stay relevant. Hopefully there's a less likely chance of anyone trying to rufie them unlike what happened to poor Geoff.

No. 240053

>>240049
Being average just means that, I'm not saying she's pretty at all. Nothing about her is striking to me, she's someone who wouldn't stick out in a crowd and would even call homely. It's possible you're just hard on yourself, anon!

>>240050
They don't, but I thought Barry would be the one to score a nice hottie.

No. 240054

>>240042
Extremely douchy. But you know, feedback is useless so yes. I would laugh if it somehow doesn't sell out.

No. 240055

>>240049
I totally agree. I'm an AH fag too. GG are always trying to compete and one up AH and RT while the Creatures seem more like they're doing their own thing or being friendly

No. 240057

>>240052
shit. despite the amount of AH/RT blogs I follow, I think I missed the roofie thing? What was that about?

>>240053
Thanks, fellow Anon! I really appreciate that! :D But I agree: Barry is probably the better looking one of the bunch and could potentially do better.

>>240055
I haven't really looked into the Creatures stuff, so I can't pass judgment on them, but the stuff I've seen reblogged seems pretty good. Do you have any recommendations on videos to watch with them? The main thing I see is either you're GG or AH in terms of being a fan of "big" Let's Play things, so I don't really have a lot of Creatures knowledge other than one tends to wear a red hat I think?

No. 240059

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>>240032
Apparently she does circus stuff and works as a Language Analyst. Neat.

No. 240060

>>240057
The one with the red hat is Kootra. A lot of them do solo streams but if you're looking for something with most of the creatures check out their Treetopia series or their Game Nights (their game of Life plays are pretty funny).
They also dick around a lot and upload vids that remind me of RT Life like just last week someone got a blowdart gun and it was pretty hilarious or you can check out their secret santa vids.

No. 240061

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>>240059
Good thing she has interesting hobbies/career…

No. 240062

>>240001
She also spends thousands per week on makeup, box subscriptions, and wardrobe alone so I have no idea why the fuck this bitch is so stupid about that.

No. 240063

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No. 240064

>>240060
Sweet. Thanks for the suggestions! I'll watch them later tonight. B)

No. 240065

>>240059
I wouldn't consider that circus stuff. As long as you have okay abdominal strength this is easy to do. Not ripping on her at all, just saying..

No. 240066

>>240063
Aside from the space between them, her eyes are pretty. It's the orc-like nose that just throws everything off.. Sorry Snooz.

No. 240067

>>240063
The bottom left one would suit her very well imo. Plus it would open up more opportunities for her to do interesting things with her eyeshadow, lipstick, or face makeup because the eyeliner isn't some overpowered mess. She could finally put all that makeup she's wasted her money on to good use.

Unfortunately, though, that'll never happen.

No. 240068

>>240039
you're probably right. I'm kinda looking forward to it! All their live stuff has been pretty lol-worthy (performances, panels, streams)

No. 240069

>>240039
you're probably right. I'm kinda looking forward to it! All their live stuff has been pretty lol-worthy (performances, panels, streams)

No. 240070

>>240057
Someone gave him a drink at the Let's Play Live and in the middle of it he laid down and fell 'asleep' and every one was just 'oh that drunk Geoff' but he was rufied and passed out. I think he and Griffon talk about it on AH's video "Married Life" or they at least mention it.

At RTX they threw away a lot of drinks that were unopen or at the bar because some Guardians were afraid other RT/AH people would be rufied.

No. 240071

>>240070
shit.
that's actually pretty scary.

No. 240073

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No. 240074

>>240073
anon, what app is this? this actually seems like a decent way to see if a hairstyle will look good on you or not

No. 240076

>>240073
she looks really nice in the 2nd one

No. 240078

>>240073
2nd on top and 1st on bottom look like good contenders.

Though I do like that she's growing out her undercut. I feel like that'll help.

No. 240088

>>240073
>>240078
I agree, those do her the most justice. Having them beside what she has now just makes it glarringly obvious the girl needs bangs or something.

No. 240096

>>240045
>>240053
I had no idea what "smarmy" meant so I looked it up on good old reliable UD. Smarmy and homely are perfect adjectives to describe her; however, I feel bad since this is based purely on looks.

No. 240097

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>>240073
The side bangs in the second picture totally balances out her face so, SO much. Why hasn't she ever gone back to this style?
Suzy, you probably lurk here anyway, do this and better yourself. JFC

No. 240099

>>240088
The only reason I'm against the straight across ones is that they make her eyes look ever more tiny, but idk if that's just me or not. Side-swept looks the best.

No. 240100

>>240097
Even white looks nice with her, uh, heavily edited skin tone here.

No. 240107

>>240064
Another Creaturesfag here, I highly recommend watching their Game Night for Jenga. I also recommend their Road to E3 videos, their 2015 trip was what got me into them.

No. 240110

>>240074
its me using photoshop

No. 240117

>>240051
Derp. Oh well, fuck it. My original point still stands lol.

No. 240119

>>239929
…why the fuck can't she come up with her own ideas? It's honestly not the hardest thing in the world. It takes time but by god, it's fucking possible.

No. 240121

>>240119
Creative thinking is pretty tough for someone with the personality of a slice of Wonderbread.

No. 240122

>>240121
Hey now, Wonderbread at least has diversity which Snooz lacks. It comes in whole wheat and white.

No. 240135

File: 1456202035036.jpeg (88.72 KB, 657x850, image.jpeg)

Why are people drawing Suzy with full lips? I know she over lined her lips to hell but her lips are no where near this

No. 240149

>>239850
Get the sand out of your vag. She's fairly well known on CGL, which has a lot of people crossed with this website.

>>240073
Usually I think she's ugly as sin but that bottom left one makes her look pretty cute.

No. 240184

>>240135
because artists generally take liberties with their inspirations unless they are aiming for photo realism.

No. 240259

>>240039
i am HONESTLY convinced they are trying to become rooster teeth. this is literally a shittier version of 'let's play live'

No. 240265

>>239929
okay seriously guys, as much as I agree Suzy doesn't have a single original bone in her body, isn't it pretty obvious she never intended to not make it seem like shes copying graveyardgirl?
I'm pretty sure she made the title AND the thumbnail like that BECAUSE shes making a graveyardgirl style video! Ffs MANY youtubers do this, I dont think Suzy ever intended to "steal" anything, she just made the same kind of video showing a product, and intentionally making it seem like a graveyardgirl video.
I mean it's still fucking awfully boring but I don't think she intended it as bad as you guys seem to think.

No. 240273

>>240042
>>240039

Not just you. Arin has his head up his own ass about how 'famous' he is.

No. 240274

>>240273
Well, it did sell out so he kinda had a point

No. 240275

>>240050
>y'all act as if like.. the grumps deserve some super hot girlfriends

rofl this. Arin and Dan especially don't deserve anything nice.

>>240053

I think Barry's gf at least looks pretty. The lighting in that photo is super harsh though.

No. 240276

>>240059
Snoozy must be envious of her figure. I'm laughing at the thought now.

No. 240277

>>240070
holyshit, that's awful… How could people do those things? Glad he was okay.

No. 240279

>>240121
rofl
Suzy and thinking definitely don't mix.

No. 240280

>>240265
Hi Snoozy

No. 240317

>>240275
I think you are being nice, Anon. I think her and Holly are similar in attractiveness and I would say "cute" if anything. Definitely not pretty.

No. 240332

>>240317
Cute and pretty are subjective. Both would look better with a bit of makeup, but they aren't orges like Snoozy is. Snoozy's face legit frightens me with her tiny beady eyes and whosville mouth.

No. 240371

I am weirded out by Suzy's nostrils. It's like they are flared up like a pig

No. 240376

File: 1456248659331.png (1.42 MB, 1956x592, goth.png)

When you look at the "famous" (using that word lightly) goth girls on youtube, you can really see how vague Suzy is in her gothness

(Although I do think toxic tears nowadays is dangerously close to reaching snoozy level)

No. 240411

>>240376
Drac Makens is a goddess compared to Snoozy

No. 240414

>>240332
Yes, Suzy has a good example of a negatively "striking" face. I showed a friend of mine (who is fairly talented at cosmetics) her pictures and she said "If you put eyeliner and lipstick on a pig, it's still a pig". I feel people who are truly considered attractive don't necessarily need makeup, I mean it helps but I've definitely seen lots of people who look good without it (and no not the no-makeup makeup)

No. 240424

>>240184
You have to admit, though, that the picture looks nothing like her. It was clearly supposed to since it's the exact same angle and style of the selfie she took redrawn, but not a single one of those features look anything like Snoozy's

No. 240428

>>240376
Suzy isn't even goth though.

No. 240431

>>240414
Agreed. Suzy has really unfortunate genetics combined with her mother being a stupid bitch for drinking during pregnancy. I would feel bad for her if she wasn't such a scamming, lying, cunt.

No. 240432

>>240428
She's just spoopy

No. 240439

The music video to Take On Me was released today.

After a first watch: it sounds a lot better than the live version (well, obviously). It didn't blow me away but it's a decent cover version.
Bit of second hand embarrassment from Dan's dancing and over-dramatic gesturing/facial expression though. I don't really get whether he's still supposed to be the Danny Sexbang character or not. Are they just wearing the costumes because it's a trademark of theirs and it's meant to be a serious cover album? I'm probably overthinking this….

No. 240440

>>240439
My friend is raving over it, and it's not terrible by any means but it's just boring. I'm pretty sure she just has a ladyboner for Dan but she's like OMG I LOVE THIS SO MUUUUUUUUUCH and I'm gonna have to be hearing about it for a while.

No. 240442

>>240428
no thats why I called her vague, she really wants to be spooky and goth even though shes so far from it, shes trying so hard to be something shes not

No. 240444

>>240439
I just really think Brian and Dan should make their own shit if they wanna be serious about music.. they have the talent, its there, but they are (like all grumps) super fucking lazy.
I'm sure they could make decent original serious music as a band if they tried. But nope. Doing perverted humor for 12 year olds and shitty covers are all they are gonna do.

No. 240446

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I think this is the closest to Suzy's actual body shape I've seen in her fanart.

No. 240447

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>>240446
still doesnt even look like her

No. 240448

>>240444
>>240440
Re the lazy bit, I agree: has Dan still not learned an instrument (I remember him talking about learning to play the bass…but that seemed to go nowhere). It just seems weird to me that someone who's ~sooo passionate~ about music can't be bothered. It would be so helpful for songwriting, recording, etc.

Like somebody said earlier on: Dan's natural (unlayered) voice would probably really shine as a singer-songwriter or with Brian on an actual piano.

No. 240450

>>240439
It's horrible. It makes me cringe.
What on earth does he think he's done? His viewers are probably too young to have grown up with the real version, but he mitigated all of what made that song so good. of course they like it, they have no idea how good the original was.

No. 240458

>>240450
speaking of the original. They know so many animators - why did they not try to do a new take on the original music video (which, to this day, is pretty fucking awesome)?

We'd still be nitpicking it but at least it'd look less lazy.

No. 240459

>>240439
Better than the shitty live, however there's so much damn layering. whatever. It's the real video by A-ha or nothing. Danny's costume is so irritating as well. Tired of staring at his weird sternum and chest hair.

No. 240460

>>240439
Haha, bitch can't hit those high notes.

No. 240462

>>240450
Seriously. All their fans are under 18, so they probably have no idea how good the original vocals and video was.


>>240458
Hah! But then again, that would be less lazy than just standing in a dark room with various mirror effects.

No. 240465

>>240462
I believe part of the original video (with some editing to) is on an episode of Family Guy… so maybe their fans could have seen it on there.

No. 240469

>>240465
Oh shit I'm a dumbass, I thought you meant the NSP video and I was like HOW? THEIR INFLUENCE HAS SPREAD TOO FAR. Yeah, most people know about the Take On Me music video from Family Guy, although the cover album also appeals to members of their younger audience who think classic rock is the be all, end all of good music.

No. 240473

>>240376
is the third one here adora batbrat

No. 240477

>>240469
Nah, you're fine. I probably could've worded it better.

No. 240481


No. 240484

i think is an example of how dan can sing
i wish he'd do more like this
NSP makes me cringe so bad

have you guys heard his previous stuff from years ago, under the band skyhill?

No. 240491

>>240465
>>240469
Figures their fans would like family guy.

No. 240492

>>240484
I actually do like his cover of The Last Unicorn. This is when I thought he'd finally leave game grumps and go into music, but no luck. I didn't know he had a band before NSP.

No. 240494

>>240492
it's pretty good compared to NSP and Starbomb. You can tell that he can actually sound decent without 400 layers and crap.

No. 240495

>>240494
you beat me to it

>>240492
he's pretty good at singing imho, his has nice vocals when it isn't edited to hell and back
or is singing about the dumbest shit

No. 240517

I don't know how old you are AND where you're from, but NSP new video looks like a try hard version of HIM.

And by that I mean this video called "Join Me" from the year 1999.
The visuals caught my eye: the singer plus the light set up.
Also Ville Valo can sing ten times better than Dan.

Ah forgive me, but I just can't unsee it…

link (sorry no youtube)
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2uyc6p_join-me-in-death-13th-floor-version_music

No. 240528

>>240439
jesus christ that snare triplet is distracting

every time it plays, it's like the song pauses

No. 240529

>>240424
its close enough that you saw it and knew it was her because of her recent video. that's really all that matters.

No. 240533

>>240439
how could you fuck up an arrangement that badly?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djV11Xbc914

as a bass player it pains me to say, but they probably should have used a synth bass. the bass guitar just sounds flat.

a lot of the visual style of that video seems ripped straight from anamanguchi's live shows

No. 240534


No. 240537

>>240458

jesus christ, this.

>all Starbomb videos (basically the same band) are animated

>do a cover of a song with a famously animated video
>video for cover contains no animation

No. 240540

>>240517
holy shit, that's a blast from the past. I also get a bit of a The Darkness feeling from their recent stuff (in the sense that Dan wishes that's what he could be)

>>240533
I can't wait for someone to do a proper analysis of the arrangement, vocals etc.

No. 240544

>>240540
this is sort of an analysis: >>237200

No. 240608

>>240376
I love its black friday, but goddammit her eyebrows are so awful (sage for OT)
Its like she used a fucking marker

No. 240624

>>240544
>>237200
yeah, like that! But it's based on the short snippets so I'm hoping someone will go through the whole album when it comes out and do this.

You can hear that some things are 'off' in it but it's almost impossible to articulate it properly if you have no training in music.

No. 240669

>>240540
>>240624
the drum programming from 1985 was way more sophisticated, using this: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LinnDrum
the NSP version only has bass drum and snare, with that janky triplet (boom boom boom) that interrupts the verses. it's a really awkward rhythm that takes you out of the song. even if they didn't have anyone really good at drum sequencing, or access to better drum machines, ProTools exists.

the synth lead tone is really tinny and thin, with the release set way too low. as a result, it sounds staccato, over-enunciated.

the bass is way too low in the mix, you can barely hear it, and the tone isn't punchy enough. it really needs to be more percussive sounding, especially with the really sparse drum programming they have.

the lack of that falsetto high note in the chorus really robs the song of a lot of energy. the vocals are overproduced compared to the backing track, which is really underproduced (especially compared to every other NSP song ever released). Dan's vocals are, again, double or triple tracked. there's a part during the chorus that originally featured a synth chorus effect; here, it's replaced with another Dan vocal. too much fucking Dan, everything sounds too much the same, which robs the song of depth. here's the climax of the original: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djV11Xbc914&t=2m52s
there are several different vocal textures

here's the NSP climax: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fCe2bTtKCJg&t=2m50s
it's just all layered Danvoice, no variation.

still, I blame Tupperware Remix Party for a lot of this, tbh. This is one song that could have used Brian's NSP overproduced sound.

No. 240687

>>240534
>>240533
Love this video so much. It's so well done.

No. 240692

>>240669
The lack of falsetto rustled my feathers more than I expected. Not to mention I agree with the bass and synth being off. I love that there are musician anons around.

I'm done with Danny's layered vocals.

No. 240706

>>240669
thanks, this is a really interesting analysis. Even though I think I slightly disagree about TWRP…they seem to be the only thing that added some variety and depth into this.

>>240692
yeah, layering is pretty common. But Dan/NSP really have taken it to a degree where it's become almost autotune-levels of unrealistic.

No. 240714

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>>240265
nigga if she made a video like graveyardgirl does shes copying her, do you not know the definition of copy

No. 240730

>>240692
i have a hard time caring about the falsetto. i mean, it's nice to hear someone sing in a range they are comfortable with rather than trying to hit a note that they know they cant

No. 240741

>>240484
what's with his eye?

No. 240753

>>240730
Why cover a song that's distinctive for its falsetto then? A bit pointless.

No. 240761

>>240730
While I'm also glad he didn't try to hit a note he can't, I cant see why he bothered with that song then. It's a very distinct part of that song. He may as well have tried to cover Queen or Mika.

Then again most of these songs are just popular covers anyway.

No. 240771

>>240753
a cover isnt supposed to be a carbon copy of the original.

No. 240774

>>240730
>>240761
I have an extreme tolerance for pitchy, off-key vocals because of the kind of music I listen to, so I recognize that my tastes are different.

but I hate it when vocalists play it safe, like when you go to a concert and the singer deviates from the recorded version to make it easier to sing.

No. 240782

>>240714
literally everyone is doing "does this thing really work" in graveyardgirls style, people KNOW its graveyardgirls style and its fun doing a video similar to hers.
Legit everyone are doing it. Please look more on youtube. The fact that Suzys video is still boring as fuck is another story.

No. 240783

>>240484
ok seriously though, how can so many 12 year olds be into this guy? He just looks old, I don't get it

No. 240792

>>240484
literally the perfect song for Dan and Brian

reminds me of this song, which is something which would have been interesting to listen to them cover

No. 240794

>>240771
true, but one of the best parts of the song (imo) is that awesome high note. Without it, it's just kind of disappointing .

No. 240806

>>240484
Is he going to make out with that pony?

No. 240834

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>>240806
wouldn't even phase me anymore, tbqh

No. 240956

>>240771
But their 'cover' doesn't really alter the original at all, a part from the lack of falsetto in the chorus. Why bother at that point?

No. 240992

>>240956
it's a bit like they recorded Dan doing karaoke one night and figured 'eh, this will do. Grump fans will buy it'

This doesn't bode well…REALLY scared of Wish You Were Here now.

No. 241159

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Just a scroll down of the comments of her new let's play video.
These are all. in. line.

No. 241164

>>241159
Toga has had enough of Snoozy's shit.

No. 241174

>>241159
lol. I wonder how many of them will 'disappear' soon.

I just watched a bit of the video because I had to know whether arrow key thing was true. Holy shit. That's our gamergurl

No. 241193

>>241159
rofl what game is this? Toga is blasting her. All the comments are sick of her shit.

No. 241195

>>240834
I'll take people who should have been aborted for $200, Alex.

No. 241199

>>241193
Ben and Ed.
But thank god Bio_hazard 51503 is there to defend her!!1!

No. 241206

>>241159
whywould she even upload this video? its fucking terrible and boring as fuck, and she clearly has no idea how to play with a keyboard. blows my mind.

No. 241212

>>241199
Thanks anon.
And haha, yeah, she still gets some whiteknights to chime in.

No. 241215

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Her bugs still look like crap to me. The (top left and middle right) beetles get overpowered by the frames and decoration. The bottom left one gets completely lost on the black background and the bottom middle one is far too big for this huge frame thing. WTF Suzy?

No. 241221

>>241215
She has zero artistic vision. All of these bugs are overpowered by the frame and designs of paper. She's an idiot. I cannot believe anyone would pay $100+ for these.

No. 241222

>>241215
Wow these are all crooked and not aesthetically pleasing in the least.

No. 241223

>>241215
I think the very middle one is probably the best.

No. 241224

>>241222
She just has terrible taste in general. For $100 a pop she's willing to share this unique vision with us.

No. 241225

>>241215
Honestly I think they look fine. I actually really like them. I'll just never buy anything like this for that price set.

No. 241227

>>241215
I'm very tempted to make cheap fake bugs using the paper ones in the floral section of some craft stores.

No. 241228

>>241221
I was just about to post this. What's the point in displaying things like this ? This is waaaay too much on there going on to focus on the bugs.

Middle one is the only one close to ok. She got no concept of white space or color composition. Worst offenders are top left, bottom left and middle top (although all are bad).

No. 241229

>>241215
id buy the middle one for 10-20 bucks maybe, not 100. her stuff is not worth that much.
is it because shes "famous" that she charges this much? jesus

No. 241232

>>241225
they're not nearly as bad as people in this thread makes them seem. They're definitely not my style because I really just hate bugs.

Suzy's style reminds me a bit of like.. weird eccentric people. Like how michael jackson was walking through some shop in vegas and spent millions of dollars on some ugly fucking vases and paintings.

I think she definitely could lower the price, based on materials these are probably more like in the $50 range, but hey man if I could charge twice as much just for shits and giggles and people buy it, I fucking would too.

No. 241239

>>241232
I don't think they're that bad, either… I mainly feel like the bugs should be the focus of the pieces instead of having so much background noise mixed in to distract your eyes.
Like, if they didn't have those corner pieces and frames that fit the insects inside them… and, of course, they were aligned straighter.

No. 241240

>>241232
But Suzy doesn't do it cause she's eccentric, she does the taxidermy cause she wants people to think she's quirky and interesting because she's devoid of any personality.
Same reason she pretends to know how to play video games and how to do makeup, and does unboxing videos for shit she doesn't use, and goes on about how goth she is despite the whole frumpy hoodie and jeans thing she's got going on.

If she truly enjoyed taxidermy she would actually do it instead of buying cheap bulk supplies, copying other people's designs, and hiking the price up to an unreasonable amount considering the work done is garbage.

No. 241271

>>241232
The frames overpower the bugs and the bugs are not even centered. They're bad.
Better people do better work and barely charge $40 for this bugs in frames.

No. 241299

File: 1456366065690.jpg (735.33 KB, 1296x1348, butterfly.jpg)

>>241215 to be honest, I used to be a Suzy fan and was strongly considering buying one of her bugs. Instead, I made this "knockoff" for about $40 and it was really fun. Highly recommend making your own if you like them, it is an easy fun hobby. also, nearly all of her materials are found at Michael's craft store, not "exclusive" at all

No. 241300

>>241299
This is very pretty anon

No. 241302

>>241299
You've at least chosen decorative elements that beldn well together/have a similar pattern, as well as a background that compliments the color of the hutterflies… which is a lot more than Suzy can usually say.
I'm also going to take a stab and guess that you didn't attend a 6-week, $6000+ course for taxidermy and were able to make something that looks just as good as someone who did.

No. 241315

>>241299
That's not bad at all, anon! Your butterfly is centered for once and I like the choice of background. Look at that, and Snoozy is acting like she is something special.

No. 241323

>>241299
That's lovely, anon! If anyone should start a taxidermy store, it should be you.

No. 241339

>>241299

Well done, anon!
Suzy was my inspiration to find wholesale craft stores online and attempt something similar to her necklaces (for much less than $140). I'm sure that wasn't her intention but thanks, Suzy!

No. 241383

I think something's wrong with me. I started watching Table Flip after an anon posted an episode in the last thread, and I actually like her in them? But she's still terrible in everything else that she's in.

No. 241413

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>>241159
Fucking kek comments pt.2

Where are her white knights? Most comments are negative (constructive critism plus some obv trolls or haters as she calls them)

No. 241445

>>241413
>Suzy, you're making blondes look smart
Who still uses those grade school insults? Proof her fanbase if a bunch of manchildren.

No. 241447

I just watched Suzy playing Ben and Ed and it's the most painful thing I've seen in a while. Is this seriously her first fucking game ever played on PC? Was she always console only? … i cannot fathom being this stupid at keyboard and mouse controls.

No. 241448

>>241447
I was that stupid first time playing with keyboard and mouse, when I was like 9.

No. 241475

>>241447
Man… this is, well, awful.
I really can't imagine what she'll do once Grumps finally tanks. She has nothing going for her. Like, bitch, can you at least fool me into thinking you have an actual personality? Can you fake being remotely interesting?

No. 241478

>>241475
probably just work at a simple retail store like anyone else. her contribution to to their household is probably small now anyway.

No. 241479

>>241447
She spent most of the time saying eww and walking into walls. The best fucking part of the video was the intro. Why did she upload this?

No. 241480

>>241478
Probably. She used to work in retail so she could just go back to that… or, you know, go to college. Get a degree. Arin could get his GED (because didn't someone mention in an old thread that he dropped out?) and live like normal people with side hobbies.
…but I doubt either of them would be able to do that now.

No. 241486

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>>241447
She couldn't figure out the shift key was to slow down.
…How, just how can she be this dumb?

No. 241496

Anyone have a link to that animation Arin created years ago where he implied all women except Suzy are dirty whores and said he loves Suzy because she destroyed his "pipe-dreams"?

No. 241497

>>241496
I can't find the animated one right now but this one is better

No. 241498


No. 241500

>>241486
Shes sooo dumb. Shift is the up arrow? Ok suzy

No. 241502

>>241497
That is legitimately terrifying. Turning on the subtitles though was hilarious. "She's my head"

No. 241508

>>241232
It's been covered before in previous threads, but Suzy has a very limited sense of aesthetics when it comes to anything that is remotely art related or requires composition. If you look at her paintings and some random jar taxidermy stuff she's done they range from uninspired to just plain chaotic, in a bad way. She just never advanced from high school tier art skills and it shows in everything she does. Look at her 'animations' on her meeperfish channel and tell me they are made by someone who knows proper draftmanship.

>>241299
This is a really good example of what I mean. Majority of people have a basic sense of aesthetics and can tell when something looks off (even if they can't explain why.) The colors are cohesive, the pattern isn't too dramatic and the shapes of everything relate and repeat. If you look at Suzy shit, she literally just throws whatever she happens to have handy and sort of goes.

Dammit, when my next paycheck comes I'm making a paper knock off.

>>241447
I don't even want to watch. I did watch Mark play this, but he's competent at games (mostly.) She's played casual games on Steam Train, Plants vs Zombies. If Suzy hadn't cultivated this gamer gurl thing as part of her online persona she'd be able to drop a lot of this shit easy.

>>241480
Arin has his GED, he just dropped out of HS because he wasn't 'learning anything'. It's why I think he hasn't grown up properly because there's this mental shift that happens when you graduate and he still acts like he's still in HS.

No. 241510

>>241480
gamegrumps makes them pretty good money, i wouldn't bog myself down with shit like school until i saw the tunnel starting to close. i say they got a good 3-5 years longer.

No. 241522

>>241510
I think that's being a little generous. They only recently hit 3 mil. subs and it took fucking forever. It's slowing down and the novelty is wearing thin. I'd be surprised if they last another 2-3 years, but that's unless they make some positive improvements and may actually listen to criticism.
I don't want them to fail, I don't want wnyone to fail, but to have the idea that they could easily do this for 5 more years is just insane. Failure is always a possibility, just because you fly higher doesn't mean you lose that possibility, it means when you fall you fall much much harder.

No. 241523

>>241498
.. I felt so awkward and uncomfortable watching that.. I need to go take a walk or something.. Ugh..

No. 241525

>>241508
My mistake! I didn't realize he had his GED.

No. 241526

>>241522
I'd be surprised if they make it for another year to be honest. Dan seems completely zoned out, the resentment between the grumps (especially Arin and Suzy) and the fanbase keeps growing and growing….

I don't want them to fail either but the way it's going now I really don't see much hope. Maybe the Grumps Live thing will be universally loved? Maybe the next Starbomb album will blow minds?

No. 241530

>>241522
Well they are already starting to transition. With Ross and Arin doing that cartoon, Dan seems to be looking towards shifting to a non-comedy driven music career (which I do think is possible now since before he just couldn't cultivate a following). IDk what Barry is doing as far as game dev goes, but he's mentioned doing that. Even if he doesn't he's got more editing chops then Kevin IMO and could easily do that all around YT if he was oky with it. It's only Suzy who's likely to suffer because she's not good enough at anything.

>>241526
I think Dan is starting to get overworked and needs a true proper vacation where he can completely unplug and not think about GG or NSP. I'm noticing a lot of YT-ers starting to vacation in a way that disconnects them from the internet for at least a week which makes sense.

No. 241545

God, Suzy's makeup makes her face look like a handful of paralyzed tadpoles drowning in a tub of mayonnaise.

No. 241553

In my opinion, she'd look more normal if she got her nose worked on. I know she won't spend the money on the plastic surgery because muh thyroid medication, but if I cover her nose in some of her more recent pictures where her eyeliner isn't fucking ugly, she's almost pretty? And i'd bet it'd make her space between the eyes/weird lip thing a lot less noticeable. Her fucking nose is what kills her face the most imo

No. 241557

>>241553
Can you get surgery to make your nose longer? Most surgeries for noses are to make them smaller/shorter.

No. 241562

>>241557
I honestly don't know a lot about it. A quick Google search told me it is possible via using cartilage grafts. What bothers me about her nose the most isn't how long or short it is though, it's those nostrils. Like someone earlier pointed out, they are orc-like.

No. 241567

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>>241557
It's very invasive and leaves more scars than normal but can absolutely be done with ear or rib cartilage. It can never be a drastic change though, as they can only give the illusion of being longer by making it less piggy.

No. 241568

>>241567
That would help Suzy a bit. She'd still need lip fillers to close the philtrum gap she has.

No. 241569

>>241553
dangerous expensive surgery. she needs to inject her top lip with her own fat tbh

No. 241574

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>>241497
Suzy will never escape the Mongol
Even YouTube detects it through voice alone.

No. 241578

>>240484
Dude this is so lame but this is my favorite movie from my childhood and this song always makes me a little teary eyed. Just nostalgia. It actually pisses me off that my eyes got a little watery listening to something from Dan. I blame it on the multi-tracked vocals.

No. 241593

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What the fuck is this shit? Arin looks like a greasy pervert.

No. 241595

>>241526
>>241522
I want them to fail and it will be glorious when they do.

No. 241597

>>241578
I love this movie from my childhood too. And don't feel bad anon. Danny's cover of The Last Unicorn is actually pretty good.

No. 241604

>>241595
lol, to be fair I wouldn't really mind seeing Arin and Suzy fail either (Ross, Barry, even Dan might go on and do well). I don't wish it on them but they've acted like such dicks so many times that I wouldn't feel bad for them either.

But knowing the grumps I fear there won't go down in a big explosion but rather a fizzle.

No. 241605

>>241593
jesus christ.
that isn't a good look for either of them.

No. 241625

>>241614
We've already discussed this. >>239929

No. 241630

>>241578
don't be embarrassed, it's literally the only good song NSP have ever done

No. 241635

The second episode of Ben and Ed is out…I've only watched the first 2 minutes or so and there's so much dead air. This is a fucking train wreck.

No. 241640


No. 241641

>>241593
danny's skull is so fucked up

No. 241744

>>241640
Watching this now. She def is following advice from somewhere because she isn't doing her dumb eyeliner anymore and looks better for it.

Lighting is still shit. She continues to not know how to pronounce mauve.

No. 241752

>>241640
That thumbnail is terrible, and her brows are terrible. The ~brow game strong~ shit doesn't work for everyone, Snoozy.

>>241641
He looks like a neanderthal.

No. 241758

>>241744
I do like that she is taking some of our advice. I recommended to her that she do her brows like she did in her "big hair don't care" insta post mixed with the eye makeup from the air port one because it would look really nice on her since it's a lot more subtle.
(btw, when you search 'Suzy Berhow' Google, one of the threads comes up on the second page, so she very well could have found us from there)

No. 241759

>>240439
Jesus this cover has like zero energy

No. 241770

She's currently posting a lot of her at from the past on Instagram, if you guys are interested.

No. 241772

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>>241770
This is her in 2009… so she might've always been a little chunky?

No. 241774

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>>241770
Checked it out, it's this shit >>241772 (posting with the words on insta too). You can tell she has HS artist skills and tastes.

And Suzy was skinny fat. Slim but no real tone. Also that's not the most flattering angle for flubby thighs.

No. 241775

>>241774
>Egypt tattoos
>The White nigga from The Mummy is on one of the paintings
Muh Sides

No. 241778

>>241775
lol I noticed the Brendan Fraser one myself… mainly because I swear that The Mummy is one of my mom's favorite movies and she watches every single time it's on TV.

No. 241782

>>241778
We must be siblings because my mom has to stop everything and watch The Mummy if it comes on tv!

No. 241791

>>241778
>>241782
The coincidence.

It's on TV right now on the West coast on SyFy and I'm watching it.

>>241774
These don't look too bad. She had more of an idea about symmetry but in her bug stuff lately, she has no passion or effort.

If she slaps shit on paper and it sells for hundreds of dollars, why apply herself to make decent stuff.

No. 241792

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>>241791
lol. If my mom didn't have work tomorrow, I guarantee she'd be watching it now.

Her paintings of Corey and Arin don't look that bad, tbh.
Do you think she's posting all of these to get validation since the comments on her recent KKG videos have been rather negative

No. 241794

>>241792
Anon this is really basic shit that anyone in their senior year of HS should be able to do in art class. There is a reason why she stopped going to art school and it's probably because she couldn't handle critique.

No. 241795

File: 1456462830668.png (342.5 KB, 315x628, aznsooz.png)

>>241794
Saging for same fag, but she also seems to like drawing her face for weeabo things too.

Seriously her art isn't bad, but it's not good by any means either. It's just average.

No. 241805

>>241794
sometimes the hardcore suzy haters are really laughable. i don't love everything she does either but her painting is pretty good.

I'd love to see her get back into it over the butterfly shit tbh

No. 241809

>>241640
wow she looks much cuter. would be really nice with a soft, subtle winged eyeliner.

No. 241819

>>241809
Agreed! Or if she did winged shadow instead of liner. She's get the same effect but MUCH less harsh.

No. 241827

>>241772
Her face is so unfortunate. It's amazing how her shit sense of fashion hasn't improved at all after 7 years.

Her art isn't bad, but those proportions look off. What even are those spaghetti arms on the right? She needs Loomis.

No. 241844

>>241794
Have you been to a college art class, if not this is pretty decent. Im all for hating snoozy but she's fairly decent at art.

No. 241848

>>241795
Yeah I really like her weeaby shit. The helmet on the bottom one looks a little wonky but the face is super cute. Also the painting of Arin looks pretty good far away/in thumbnail form. I might just be saying that because I fucking suck at painting with acrylics lol (assuming that's the medium).

No. 241851

What the fuck is happening with the right thigh of bunny girl!? Eeww! Also that lining is just terrible.

No. 241858

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This is kinda OT but I found it funny that one of Suzys actual friends shit talks that Volume brush thing

No. 241860

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No. 241862

>>241860
Why does she say curling rods are useless?

No. 241865

>>241862
she seems like a real salty cunt

No. 241892

>>241862
Because they are curling irons without a clip. If you have one with a clip don't buy a rod unless it's a different size.

Unless she's also one of those people who can curl their hair with a flat iron. Otherwise, yeah mega salty.

No. 241903

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No. 241928

>>241903
that is insulting.

No. 241939

>>241593
Dan looks like he has the Zika Virus. Spooky.

No. 241943

>>241860
Damn what a bitch, why is she so fucking autistic over hair products

No. 242003

>>241903
>>241928

nah she looks like every sami person I know. They all have similar features. Thats why Renee Zellweger bought a new face

No. 242019

>>242003
Don't say that. We all know she's white bread.

No. 242023

>>241774
What the fuck is wrong with that thigh on the Alice in Wonderland one? It's lumpy as fuck. Was there an earthquake while she was painting or something?

No. 242025

>>241792
She has a decent feel for color and shading, but those facial proportions are whack and don't have the best resemblance to either of the people she was trying to paint.

They look good from a non-artfag perspective but that's about it. She definitely should have paid more attention in those college classes.

No. 242029

Okay so these shoes are ugly as always, but this is defiently her most interesting shoe unboxing video so far because she actually talks about the shoe for once.
Normally she says "omg I love em" for 4 minutes and then shows 10seconds of her wearing them.
This almost felt like a legit review.

No. 242041

>>242029
Its kind of funny she spent around $100 on these uggo shoes she'll never wear, but in her video where she tries out the Voloom thing she complained about how the product cost $100

No. 242046

>>242029

> Sole to wide

> straps to loose
> Tacky as fuck design

Did she order a shoe designed for drag queens?

No. 242050

>>242046
she just really likes stupid expensive brands like blackmilk and dollskill where things cost hundred of dollars but is worth a third of that.

No. 242051

>>242041
I was under the impression she doesn't pay for a lot of this shit, like shoes she can barely walk in and will never wear or the Voloom.

No. 242054

>>242029
there's so much empty space around her

No. 242101

>>242025
She's good at being a copy machine, which isn't saying much since anyone can practice to be that. You can tell she's never drawn from life, just photos.

>>242029
Unless you were doing some kind of Flinstone-esque coord, why do these shoes exist? The fake bones look cheak and tacky as fuck.

No. 242106

File: 1456522549865.jpg (107.02 KB, 923x591, oilyour-goddamnhair.jpg)

Danny needs to put some argan oil or deep conditoner in his hair. He just looks fucking lazy with that dry fro. It's disgusting to look at.

No. 242107

>>241752
>He looks like a neanderthal.

He really does. I don't know why his 13 year old fans find is attractive.

No. 242109

>>241759
It's literally like lazy karaoke.

No. 242110

>>241772
>that wobbly ass line on the bunny woman's hips and thighs
Kek. And yeah, Suzy is pretty chunky here. Not fat, but chubby and untoned.

No. 242112

>>241795
I don't like Suzy either, but this is actually really good. She should have stayed doing art and animation.

No. 242113

>>242023
>real womynz have lumpy thighs and cellulite.

No. 242123

>>242113
>real womynz are skinny fat

Fixed it because it's why Suzy doesn't feel like a 'real woman' anymore because she's ballooned into a whale. FAKE SOBS

No. 242126

>>241795
I actually really like her art too. She has tons of room to grow. Her colouring/shading is really nice.

No. 242129

>>242106
I might be wearing a tinfoil hat right now, but: does anyone else think Dan's really been buying into his on hype lately? He's been playing up the hair pics because he knows his stupid 14 year old fan-girls get all hot about it. He's been posting shower pics too etc. He knows what he's doing.

No. 242140

>>242129
Yeah, he really does.
I think he does it mostly because
1. New album
2. Pretty much the only person single in the grump group and desperate
3. Just pushing his own ego

No. 242141

>>242129
I wouldn't be surprised. I know a 19 year old and a 20 year old who think he's the shit so apparently a ton of girls are into him. Personally I don't see it, he's bone-y and gross.

No. 242151

>>242141
He makes my eyes itch.
I don't think the music thing will ever work out for Dan but I can imagine him succeeding as a voice actor where Arin will not.

Someone in a previous thread mentioned Arin's work in Dragon Age Inquisition. Suddenly the random dwarf NPC who seemed to be reading his lines off a note card made a lot of sense.

No. 242155

>>242151
Arin's "voice acting" is a bit of a bone of contention…. Yes, he has voiced things. But the term 'acting' just seems wrong. Can anyone honestly imagine him doing a dramatic emotional scene?

No. 242174

>>242141
Why don't these women have standards? Nevermind, I guess only children and teens are into him.

No. 242177

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>>242151
>Arin in dragon age
What– WHAT THE FUCK. I must have missed that, but fuck him. I hate Arin's so much. He already records hours of Game Grumps and other side videos a day, why does he need to ruin DA as well? Fuck..ugh..

No. 242179

>>242155
There are plenty of successful VAs who have no range (or lost their range.) :COUGHvicmignongaCOUGH:

No. 242185

>>242151
this made me laugh. Is it just me, or does his voice just sound so completely out of place? Maybe I've heard his voice too much to tell, but it sounds ridiculous

No. 242207

>>242029
I seriously think she tries to take some of our advice.
Suzy, if you're reading this, include the words 'lol' or 'cow' in your next video. Or both. Whatever floats your boat. We mean well (most of the time).

No. 242213

>>242174
They're both pretty childish, I guess, although I feel like a dumbass saying that because I'm younger than both of them (not b8 though, I'm 18). They aren't even desperate, one of them is in a long-term relationship. I guess girls just like funny guys and to some people, Dan's tired, annoying comedy is actually funny.

No. 242215

>>242155
Yeah I wouldn't call it "acting". He can do funny voices and has a voice that is in itself pretty decent. He can't act, though.

No. 242216

>>242207
>We mean well (most of the time).
I think we all feel a little pang of pain when a long time cow becomes a snowflake. But yeah, Suzy has lots of potential if she'd bother to take criticism.

>>242213
I think it's mostly because he's had real genuine moments on GG (not recently but still) showing he's not an idiot dude all the time. Not my taste personally, but from those videos I can see why some girls could find the idea of him attractive if nothing else.

No. 242218

File: 1456536961590.png (552.51 KB, 914x583, ?Suzy Berhow? (@mortemer) • In…)

Where is she moving to? Doesn't see do most of this stuff at home?

No. 242221

>>242218
She works in the old Grump room. So unless she and Arin are moving to a new house, or she's moving to work on stuff at the current Grump space… idk.

No. 242226

>>242218
Or she may not be moving at all and is just trying to find a reason to have a sale to push her shit.

No. 242235

>>242226
You know like… sellers dont need a "reason" to put shit on sale, right?

No. 242237

>>242151
I thought he did alright in the rick and morty season 2 finale. Wasn't till watching it a couple times did I even realize.

I think Arin does a bit better when he is given a character type to portray. He's not like the seth mcfarland type where you can just use your normal speaking voice as a character.

No. 242263

File: 1456542835958.png (114.51 KB, 540x272, xx.png)

another fan made drawing with a semi accurate suzy. Even her loyal fans are noticing her weight gain kek

No. 242268

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>>242151
so, are they going to invite every half-wit ecelebrity to do a voice for that series?

No. 242270

>>242029

Holy shit I agree, this video was light years better then her usually "I loooove it" nonsense. I feel that she does take our crit sometimes, if she lurks this thread. When we bitched about lighting she tried a few things to remedy it.

We will always rip on her for being chunky and Suzy if you're here reading and you don't want to change this aspect of your life, just don't. I'm sure others and myself included would find it much more tolerable if you accepted your current size, dressed for your body shape, and were a lot more confident with yourself. Life happens and your married and getting older. Its okay to be a little overweight (not my 600 lb overweight). It's just very obnoxious when you try to veil your weight with shitty excuses, or "size S haha, what does that mean??"

Love yo self, relax a little, and stop trying so hard.

>>242041
In the video she says she got them on sale for $50

No. 242271

File: 1456543798492.png (215.26 KB, 500x437, 1432191251629.png)

>>242207
>Suzy "Don't Read the Comments!" Berhow
>on lolcow
>reading a thread about herself

No. 242272

>>242263
you sure are obsessed

No. 242273

>>242218
she had a "studio?" for fucking what?

bitch, you can hot glue butterflies into frames in your garage.

No. 242274

>>242272

Not really, I wasnt the anon that posted the other one and this one happened to pop up on my tumblr feed. I just didn't want strangers on the internet saying "omggg you follow GG blogs?"

I dont, its just this one artist i follow because I like her art. She unfortunately reblogs GG stuff too

>end of explanation and/or personal blogging

>sorry anons

No. 242288

for fuck sake, i just saw her "does this thing really work" rip-off video, what a desperate whore. it's just so glaringly obvious how badly she wants to be bunny.

also her fucking face in the thumnbnail makes me want to punch her.

No. 242294

>>242271
I feel like Arin's mainly the one who doesn't read the comments because in her vlog thing she did recently she switched back to her old background from the sparkly one because people didn't really like it (or something along those lines) so I think she does read some of the things.

No. 242301

>>242274
i mean your obsession with suzy's weight that you took a look a that nice drawing and thought "omg her fans thinks shes fat too!!!"

it aint that deep friend.

No. 242321

>>242263
Hahaha, that fat Suzy.

No. 242322

>>242268
Ugh, probably. They did it with Felicia Day.

No. 242324

>>242322
And hopefully soon Arin fades into nobody territory just like she has.

No. 242350

>>242106
jesus christ that's some awful hair

No. 242358

>>242263
>standard tumblr "woman's body"

Looks like that to me, anon.

No. 242396

>>242263
why'd they make brian look like Henry Rollins

No. 242488

In this episode of Mario Maker, at 8:00 minutes in Arin makes a joke in Marios voice saying "I dont understand how I still have a beerbelly, I do this all day.. What the fuck my stupid thyroids"

Whoopsie Arin, are you making public thyroid jokes now about people who are fat?

No. 242504

>>242488
And Snoozy has thyroid issues too?

No. 242505

>>242488
>Indirectly throwing shade at your own wife
Lmao

No. 242520

File: 1456586220120.jpeg (104.39 KB, 1258x789, image.jpeg)

I know he's kidding but still

No. 242547

>>242271
This made me chuckle and sad at the same time

No. 242553

>>242520

What is the context here?

No. 242592

File: 1456600093262.png (79.7 KB, 841x622, con artist.PNG)

boyohboy, the main sub is talking about the Etsy situation in the Stamper thread (https://www.reddit.com/r/gamegrumps/comments/47uvyi/stamper_has_no_chill/)

No. 242594

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No. 242669

ugh why are people so goddamn fucking thick in the head to realise that she is a con artist, period.

I don't care if Suzy is a female. I don't care about her looks or her body. I care about her bad deeds. And I care that people are still supporting that shit.

I care because Youtubers I speak to and follow and really like are following her and sucking up to her and Arin. Because even though I literally explained everything that had happened, their reaction wasn't of disgust but more like "I'm sure it was a mistake". No you don't raise the price that much by mistake. You don't admit to lying… by mistake.

Wearing black and occult symbols and having skunk hair doesn't make you quirky or spooky or goth. Lying and scamming your fans and indirectly calling them pieces of shit does make you an asshole, though.

She makes me rage so hard, s2g. You're not opaque, brilliant oil paint. You're a watery, weak children's watercolor kit.

No. 242678

>>242669
>No you don't raise the price that much by mistake.

you mean her normal prices? I'm sorry, valuing your stuff isn't scamming or conning people. I don't agree with setting prices really high but that's really up to the seller to value whatever shitty thing they make at the price they feel.

At this point, you as a consumer, can say "fuck that I'm not paying that much for that shit", and maybe find another seller with similar designs, or do what >>241299 did and make your own.

Same as people not wanting to spend 3k for kanye's torn up shirts. You definitely dont have to, and if you're smart enough you can just do it yourself.

Now if this is in reference to something else, I might be wrong here. But from what it sounds like you're just mad that she sells things for $100 that dont cost $100
in materials. (Welcome to literally all sellers across the globe btw)

No. 242688

>>242678
different anon, and I sort of agree: people are willing to pay more than things are worth for various reasons, but the problem was that she claimed things were sourced/bought locally (talking about how they were hand picked, high value items) which was a blatant lie. Suggesting you made something when you merely assembled it is a lie.

Lets take the Kanye shirt as an example. If someone wants to pay 3k for it - sure, you're an idiot, but enjoy it? If he claimed he wove and sewed it with his own hands - he'd be fucking lying.

(I'm slightly exaggerating it of course)

No. 242698

>>242678
>Here come the whiteknights

No. 242729

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>>242698
I just don't understand how so many people can act as if they are that fucking stupid. It's common practice and it seems like everyone wants to pretend as if it isn't.

I talking about common business practices in this thread doesn't make much sense. Because if you try to talk any sense in these threads you'll just get called something lame like a whiteknight.

Sorry, lets go back to making fun about how fat she is and acting like retards.

No. 242732

>>242729
Calm down Anon, there's PLENTY of Suze
To go around.

No. 242733

>>242729
Calm down Anon, there's PLENTY of Suze
To go around.

No. 242755

>>242678

I agree with you, and while I can see why people might use the phrase 'con artist', I find that a bit of an exaggeration, but I think the main issue people are taking with this is that Suzy knows her main clientele for her Etsy shop are her young teenage fans.

Teenagers don't have a great understanding of the value of money or the quality of a product in the way that adults do.

I wouldn't call it 'scamming', but it's pretty manipulative.

>>242688

This, too. There's a difference between hyping something up like typical marketing and just outright lying.

No. 242768

>>242678

That's not how the model works, though. When creating and purchasing in bulk you divide the cost per item and then you add in the value of your work. Suzy's butterflies are cheap, much much cheaper than 100 dollars. Her frames don't even reach 50, if I recall someone breaking down the price point. She doesn't buy separately, she buys these in mass bulk. That's why it works out cheaper to buy in bulk.

The problem is

a) the huge gap between the actual price and the given price. If the totalled cost of everything put together is about 50 dollars, to use a round clean number, then 10 or 20 of that is value of work, sure. That's the profit you're getting purely for your time and effort. If Suzy's work is priced cleanly at 50, and she values it at 100, then that's a pure 50 dollar profit right there.

b) the perception of hard work that she has. Everyone has commented on her poor quality. The frames are lacklustre and a copy of another talented taxidermist. Her knowledge of insects on a professional level is minimal at best. The shoddiness of her taxidermy work and the presentation of the bugs. The lying about her sources. The simple, unadulterated laziness. Is all that really worth 50 dollars?

c) her target audience. Now sure, nobody is obligated to be thoughtful and a clean person (the very thought!), but Suzy damn right knows who her audience is. She uses the statistics on her youtube, she can see her instagram, she's not blind. And yet she gives off an obnoxious air of "art has no value than the value you give it" as though she is actually talented at it, and she's not selling overpriced bug corpses to young girls. She knows young girls will lap her shit up and she doesn't care. That speaks more of her moral value and integrity than the value of her crap.

d) her background. She's not exactly an ambitious and broke artist doing their passion to make a living. She's not scrummaging the couch for coins. She's not a teenager making trinkets for some pocket money. She's a grownass woman married to a famous and rich youtuber and has two channels of her own giving her income. If she really, TRULY wanted to have this store as a passion project and not to rake in the moneys, they'd be a hella lot cheaper than they are. Again, her moral integrity is weaker than a breadcrumb sandcastle.

e) the environment. Etsy has a lot of legit sellers who own a store and make a living and really perfect the art. But this is business. This is a formula. On the internet, I may add. This isn't a fancy high art gallery that only the creme de la creme of society visit and toss money everywhere at "art" works. She works alone at home gluing shit together. She doesn't have a factory. She doesn't have tons of employees to feed. She doesn't need to pay rent or electricity or keep her studio afloat. She's at home, on Etsy, selling overpriced shit to young impressionable teenagers.



That's my reasoning. She's a con artist. Everything about her is about money and not the business. She doesn't care about learning how to business properly because she KNOWS that people will pay for her shit at whatever price point she sets. That says everything I need to know about this overhyped raccoon. She truly belongs in the trash.

No. 242771

I also want to add that apart from my rant ^, Arin and Suzy's attitude towards "value of art" with popular artists is that works from these famous artists are priceless because of the historical and cultural significance from their time.

These artists changed history. They inspired art styles, they created ripples in the world. They brought movement.

The only movement Suzy and Arin bring anyone is intense, explosive bowel movement. /ugh

No. 242969

>>242771
you are beautiful.

No. 242971

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>>242729
So, I guess this is Halfpipe from GodKiller??

I would have NEVER known. Horrible cosplay

No. 242972

>>242768
If nothing else, lying about the source of her items is enough to label her as one, IMO. That's undeniably scummy.

No. 243359

>>242768
I'd like to add onto this as someone who does art commissions in my spare time. The price of your art should be equal to the price of the materials plus the value of your work, which is usually figured by the amount of time and effort put into it. This is why a simple sketch may be commissioned at $10 and a large, detailed painting would be in the hundreds, if not more.

Suzy's work clearly takes an hour or two to make, at most. The effort put into them is abysmal at best, because literally all she is doing is unboxing various parts and sticking them together, and maybe painting a frame or two a solid color. This means that she's essentially making $25-50 per HOUR of work, for something that is practically effortless. It is insulting to artists who rely on their work for a living, and it most definitely is a scam. To put it in perspective, the average nurse makes around $27/hour, and the average attorney around $45/hour. Snoozy is valuing her low effort, low skill work in the same bracket as jobs that require high education and competence, when in reality it shouldn't even be worth minimum wage.

It's just infuriating. She is doing basically nothing to earn this money, and she has also done nothing to earn the other money that helps her live such a pampered life. Most of us wouldn't care about this if she didn't act like her life is ~so hard~ and like she works her ass off every day. There are people out there who literally assist in saving lives that make less in a week than Suzy does in a day, yet she thinks she's "earned" all she has.

No. 243365

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No. 243378

>>243365
Lmao she's trying so hard to be relatable. I seriously doubt her weekdays are much different from her weekends. That commentor is my hero.

No. 243381

>>243365
>yet another arduous day, nay, week of hot gluing and unboxing stuff.

No. 243448

File: 1456789350287.jpg (170.67 KB, 540x666, tumblr_o3c1p9YI7h1qils0po1_540…)

They're doing a charity stream Saturday. I'll be working all through it so hopefully someone else can pop in occasionally and report on the cringe.

No. 243451

>>243448
I take my hat off to them doing charity streams….but then again, all their streams seem to be pretty boring.

No. 243471

>>243365
Acting like she works hard. Dumb cunt. Love that comment about them making shitloads of money doing game grumps. they sit around and do nothing. I really can't stand any of them.

No. 243472

"dork-nob"

No. 243486

>>243472
Not sure if it is because the camera is farther away or the lack of makeup but wow her eyes are so tiny.

Arin seems more engaged this time around at least.

No. 243501

>>243486
Her eyes really are tiny. Gross.

No. 243502

>>243472
they're both so fat. Ugh

No. 243523

>>243472
I thought Arin was working on losing weight? Guess not.

No. 243531

File: 1456812056365.png (465.33 KB, 596x568, 1.png)

It makes me sad to go through her old insta posts. She looked really cute when she was thin. It also seemed like her and Arin were a normal couple.

No. 243532

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No. 243533

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No. 243534

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No. 243535

File: 1456812126477.png (566.5 KB, 666x536, 5.png)

I also just like Suzy's hair here. She needs bangs.

Sorry for pic dump

No. 243538

>>243532
the septum ring makes it look like the distance between her top lip and nose is somewhat normal. she should lose 50 lbs and repierce that.

No. 243544

>>243535
if she lost weight and fix her hair she would look way more cute/interesting in a bjork-like way.

No. 243547

>>243535
>>243538

Get bangs, repierce her septum, lose weight, stop dressing like an edgelord, and do her makeup like her sister. She'd seriously look great if she did those few tiny things.

But this is Suzy. Effort is for those not married to a raptor.

No. 243550

>>243535
>Beauty guru snoozy in a hoodie and jeans… AGAIN.

No. 243554

>>243472
>ohmigod

ad mauseam

No. 243555

>>243554
*nauseum, thanks phone.

No. 243557

File: 1456819794335.png (686.86 KB, 664x615, ux0UtOC.png)

Is it just me or does Arins skin look weird and blurry here? Also… Uuughhhh cringe much

No. 243568

>>243557
He looks like he rubbed himself in bronzer

No. 243571

>>243557
They look like they're in their mid 40s. Proof that fat ages you 15+ years.

No. 243587

>>243532

she is so damn cute here. The choppy hair and fringe, the rosy cheeks with the gentle gloss on the lips and the minimal eye makeup and the subtle brows.

also she really suits the septum.

dammit I'd find her so much prettier this way, regardless of the weight. Still trash on the inside, though.

No. 243593

File: 1456835481063.png (557.35 KB, 1078x1074, Screenshot_2016-03-01-13-29-38…)

I think this picture of suz is pretty nice too

No. 243594

>>243557
Her teeth annoy me so fucking much. You're rolling in your fat husbando's money, can't you get Invisalign already? Or does she use all of her allowance on ugly, ill-fitting goth shit that never sees the light of day after being worn once?

No. 243598

>>243594
There's a lot of shit to rip on Suzy for, but her teeth are pretty straight anon.

No. 243604

>>243571
>mid 40s
Anon, have you ever seen people that age?

No. 243605

>>243594
Aside from her canines being slightly crooked, her teeth look fine. They have an unfortunate shape but the only way to change that is to get a new set of teeth

No. 243607

>>243557
Her upper lip's disappearing act here makes me so uncomfortable

No. 243617

>>243593
This picture of her reminds me of Alex off OitnB.

>>243532
Was this during her Hot Topic modeling days?

No. 243623

>>243617
>Was this during her Hot Topic modeling days?

Looks like it to me. She was actually cute here.

No. 243624

>>243604
Anon, they look old as fuck here. Much older than people in their mid to late 20s.

No. 243626

>>243624
They look like a couple in their mid-30s expecting their first child to me. Not a couple in their mid to late 20s.

No. 243627

>>243557
I really enjoy seeing photos like this of Suzy, because it's my worst nightmare to look like that and seeing them gives me so much motivation to stay fit and healthy. Thanks, Suzy!

No. 243642

>>243593
Oh shit I just noticed the cat above her.

No. 243644

File: 1456860089374.jpg (110.68 KB, 1080x1080, 12568273_530269770478547_48231…)

Holly is the best out of all the grumps/affiliates.

No. 243648

>>243644
She's not a grump.

But out of all the actual 'grumps', I dunno…Who is the best one? Ross is tolerable.

No. 243655

>>243648
I'm partial to Barry, I think.

No. 243658

>>243644
she's still a tumblr hugbox hipster.

she's 30 years old and was over the moon when her husband took her to fucking Harry Potter world for Valentine's Day

No. 243659

>>243658
>people in their 30's aren't allowed to like things
honestly, stfu

No. 243663

>>243658
Harry Potter is awesome. I'm 30 and grew up with it. Are you 12? You know this place is for 18+, right? Go somewhere else if you think as soon as you turn 25, you're suppose to grow into a suit and read the newspaper all day long. s

No. 243664

>>243655
Barry is cute and does seem to stay out of trouble and bullshit online.

No. 243665

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>>243658
Haha, fuck off you twat.

No. 243667

>>243664
Barry is honestly my favorite male gamegrump

No. 243674

>>243658
The magic of Harry Potter can be enjoyed by people of all ages

sips butterbeer

No. 243675

>>243667
>>243655
>>243648
Barry and Ross are the only ones I still like as well. It's kind of funny how much Danny has 'fallen' lately. He was almost universally everyone's fav until 6 months ago or so?

No. 243681

How many of you guys are thirsty for Barry? I see several in every thread, lol

No. 243684

New NSP cover video out

No. 243685

>>243658
My mom is in her 40's and her and her best friend are going to Harry Potter world next month…Out of all the things I've seen people dogged on for on this site, this is the weirdest lol.

>>243532
Honestly? I think this is the only time I've seen someone look BETTER with a septum. Maybe it's to cover up for the philtrum she doesn't have lol

No. 243688

>>243684
watched it earlier and can't decide: it's better than the Take On Me cover and better than most of NSP. But I still cringe at Dan trying to do the sensitive rockstar thing. He's almost reaching Suzy-levels in terms of trying to appear relatable while simultaneously being really high on themselves.

No. 243690

>>243688
I don't know, man, I feel like that's actually just him as a person? He speaks very candidly a lot, and a lot of people have said before that he's genuinely just a nice guy. It's been said before by Holly's old friend Jessica on the podcast they used to do. Suzy's the least genuine person of GG – I don't Dan's anything like Suzy.

No. 243691

>>243690
*don't think Dan's

rip my stupid ass

No. 243692

>>243690
oh, I don't doubt that he's a nice guy (I probably should have worded it better) but he just seems to be very taken with the idea/image of the "talented musician" more than he is with making good, interesting music.

No. 243694

>>243690
Friend sort of knows Danny and he is really kind and considerate according to her.

No. 243700

>>243675
Yeah, after people found out he had no issues wanting to fuck a teenager. It's pretty grimey. And he's just too damn old to be acting how he does. He's nearly 40. (I'm 30 myself, so 40 isn't ancient, but Danny needs to mature more.)

>>243681
I'm not thirsty for Barry, but he's definitely the best male grump. He seems genuine and sweet.

No. 243709

File: 1456878226961.jpg (63.99 KB, 540x675, tumblr_o3dybqt0Yk1qils0po1_540…)

>Flash back to when I had bangs! I’ve been thinking about getting them again ?!! Dress by @blackmilkclothing

Oh thank god.

No. 243725

>>243692
Agreed anon. My friend is a fan and talks about how talented he is, but she hasn't even listened to his skyhill stuff…I think the "talented musician" image is working.

>>243700
I have mixed feelings about Dan. I'm sure he's a sweetheart in person he just seems vaguely creepy/gross. If people didn't think he was relatively attractive, he wouldn't be half as popular.

No. 243733

>>243709
Yeeeesssss. I don't care if they are blunt cut or side swept, she needs something to hide her forehead. She could even go shorter then that pic and not look totally dumb.

Is her natural color close to black, or is she a normal brunette?

No. 243734

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>>243547
Her losing weight might be hard with this shit around.

No. 243739

>>243709
I wouldn't hold out too much hope. She also said how she was "thinking about" cutting her nasty ass hair, too, but hasn't done anything about that yet. :/

>>243733
A very naturally dark brunette, and then she takes the extra step to go straight to black hair. Bleh

No. 243740

>>243448
>Danny and Brian are the biggest things on the poster

No. 243742

>>243700
>he had no issues wanting to fuck a teenager
Jesus I completely missed this, care to recap?

No. 243748

>>243734
That doesn't even sound good. I can feel the diabeetus through the screen. No wonder she's a fat cow.

No. 243753

>>243709
YES! She looks so much cuter with bangs!

No. 243755

>>243472
Did she delete some of her comments that called out her tiny af eyes? I swear the highest rated comment for this vid was like "lmao her eyes are so fuckin small"

No. 243759

>>243748
speak for yourself. I don't really like ice cream in general, but I'd go all in for a creme egg blizzard/mcflurry

No. 243762

>>243684
this is one of the best songs they've ever recorded. everything that was wrong for "Take On Me" works for this song.

Dan's voice was built for soft rock like this.

No. 243764

>>243762
also, is it just me, or is Dan wearing mascara in the video?

No. 243787

>>243709
I'm hoping she saw the photos I posted in this thread maybe and she wants to get bangs because of that or something. Please oh please get bangs

No. 243793

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>>243787
She might've. I hope she did.
(I kind of want to be her friend, tbh… mainly so I can style her better. She clearly has a lot of clothes that have potential, so it'd be easy. It's the piecing it together part that she doesn't always do that well.)

…but for now, we'll have to make do with what will probably be another Lush haul video. I'm still wishing for a little lol or cow mention in it, though.

No. 243798

Older video, but making 3 videos a week takes her a whole 5-6 hours… a week.
~so busy~

No. 243799

>>243793
I feel like she wears that Diamond Dogs shirt all the time.

No. 243810

>>243764
Probably. I mean, he's worn makeup before. nbd

No. 243836

>>243742
They might be talking about the time he said that he thought Usagi from Sailor Moon looks totally fuckable up until you find out that she's 14, despite the fact that she very much looks like a 14 year old, especially in the first episode, which he was talking about. If I'm wrong, someone feel free to correct me.

No. 243878

>>243759
I had a creme egg mcflurry a few weeks ago and it was pretty disappointing. The chocolate chunks didn't taste like anything, and I could barely taste the "creme".

No. 243887


No. 243890

>>243739
Ah. I was wondering since Jean's hair is so much lighter and red toned, and you technically aren't supposed to go more then 2 tones light or darker then your natural color, as it could look weird.

>>243799
She wore it for valentine's day, because she and arin are schmucks, and for a video. It's likely because it's the one nerdy shirt she has that isn't dumb looking. And is grey so is very spoopy.

>>243836
I do wonder about this, as I do find myself creeped out when I find myself attracted to characters younger then me in current anime, but less so when it comes to titles I watched as a teenager. Like I was 12 when I watched Gundam wing and thought Duo was cute. I'm 28 now. Is it weird? A bit, but at least I was the right age then. If he used the term fuckable for a 14 year old charcter, he's not talking about an awkward crush you'd have when you were a kid. Dan has mentioned that before, and the weirdness you feel as an adult thinking about it now.

No. 243898

>>243878
Second this tbh.

It's chocolate chunks and they squirted a tiny bit of cream into it which I got a couple bites of.

No. 243899

>>243878
>>243898
It sounds about as great as a Shamrock Shake, which is just a vanilla shake with green dye in it.

No. 243902

>>243899
They're supposed to add some mint syrup to it too. Really yummy if you can actually taste it. Speaking of which, they're coming out again!

>sage for milkshake sperging

No. 243904

>>243681
He just seems like the most down to earth and one that I genuinely want to see succeed. Pity about his girlfriend not being more cute, but at least she's smart!

No. 243905

>>243836
She looks very young in the anime, though given how Naoko Takeuchi always drew her as this super tall curvy mature supermodel in the manga (and has multiple drawings of her naked in bed with Mamoru) it's not the worst I guess if they included the manga, IDK. It's weird to me anyway because Sailor Moon was just my pre-school hero but at least it's only a cartoon and not a real person. If he talks about feeling that way about real life young teens then that's definitely incredibly gross.

No. 243936

Hey guys, how about a random fun game of fuck, marry, kill gamegrumps-haters edition?
You have to fuck, marry and kill members of the gamegrumps!
Only official members, so people like Holly doesn't count!

Personally I think I would… Marry Barry, Kill Arin and… fuck Kevin..
I don't find Kevin attractive at all but I just cant bring myself to fuck any of the others!

No. 243940

>>243936
Marry Berry, Kill Kevin, Fuck Dan

No. 243942

>>243940
I have a feeling alot of people are gonna pick marry Barry because he is the only one who wouldn't drive you suicide-crazy to live with for the rest of your life

No. 243946

>>243936
Marry Barry, fuck Ross, kill Arin

No. 243950

>>243946
same here.
Briefly considered Fuck Dan but then remembered this

No. 243974

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No. 243975

>>243950
I've never had unwashed hair smell bad before. What is he doing to make it smell bad? How long does he go between washes? EW.

No. 243983

>>243975
Not sure…I mean hair does take on some smells (e.g. while cooking or if you're at a party/bar where people smoke) but yeah, not really sure what he means by 'not washing it in a while'

No. 243986

>>243975
>>243983
From personal experience, if I wait too long between washes my hair smells oily, like body oils, that doesn't always stay but if I move my hair about I get a whiff of it. I don't know if that's what he means or an actual smelly-smell.
(to try and redeem myself, I'm going to say my hair got this way after almost a week without washing it because I was finding the absolute maximum amount of time I could go without washing… but usually wash every 2-3 days.)

No. 243996

>>243986
Same anon, my hair gets a sort of oil smell to it, but I usually only smell it if I were to actually smell my own scalp by rubbing it or something. I had to find this out the hard way during a camping trip when I had a burn that made it hard to wash my hair.

No. 244011


No. 244014

>>244011
And that's just her most recent purchase. Scroll through her twitter pictures, and you'll see she's bought multiple bugs, multiple times.
This idiot has to haven given her at least a couple of grand. Disgusting.

No. 244015

>>244011
Idiot.
Someone that stupid almost deserves to have their money taken

No. 244022

File: 1456962697205.png (147.76 KB, 600x682, CcNKzc2UUAAMNPG.png)

>>244011
"Danielle Dawson
@ddsapphire
The lovely @Mort3mer! Did nothing but draw you all day to show my appreciation!"

ROUGH

No. 244023

>>244011
What's interesting is she's apparently getting a "new studio"?

https://twitter.com/ddsapphire/status/705159834262331392

has this been mentioned at all what, I might be stupid and have missed it

No. 244033

>>244023

I think she has mentioned it it passing on IG or Twitter

No. 244075

>>244011
Ugh, so she's a rich and idiotic sjw?

No. 244077

>>244015
Agreed.

No. 244082

>>243936
Marry Barry, fuck Arin, kill Kevin

No. 244090

>>244082
"fuck arin" love yourself.

No. 244091

>>243936
Marry Barry, fuck Ross, kill Arin

No. 244093

>>243936
I don't think I'd fuck any of them because that's not my type of thing… but marriage-wise, probs Barry.
And then kill… the channel itself.

No. 244102

Fuck Jon, marry Jon, kill everyone else

No. 244103

>>243936
marry ross, he's actually talented now that he's sort of breaking away from GG
fuck barry, he's cute
kill arin, so i can free husband ross of the shit channel so he'll go back to full time animation

No. 244104

>>243936
Fuck Dan, marry Holly (I know she's not a legit grump but I don't care), and kill Arin or Suzy. Depends on the day I guess.

No. 244106

>>244102
Can I change my answer to this?
I wasn't sure if Jon counted or not since he was smart and left.

No. 244123

Marry Barry, Fuck Arin, Kill Brian

No. 244130

>>244103
This is well thought out. I like it. Good choice.

>>244123
>Fuck Arin
Anon, why??

No. 244171

File: 1457007910134.png (3.56 MB, 2000x1905, 1456955434888.png)

This terrible Stevonnie fanart looks just like Suzy

No. 244177

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>>244171
Holy fuck, my sides.

No. 244206

>>244130
every once in a while im in the mood for a gross greasy fuck, and i think arin could provide that.

No. 244209

>>244206
I can see that. I also think Arin would be fun to bully and dominate in the bedroom.

No. 244211

>>244209
I think all of them would be pretty submissive tbh. Especially Ross kek

No. 244227

>>244211
Not so sure about Ross, but Arin is probably a bitch in the bedroom and love it when you dominate him. Suzy probably pegs him regularly.
Dan is the kind of guy you could probably convince to try anything.

No. 244230

Marry Ross, because he's cute and somewhat talented.

Fuck Arin because he'd be fun to dom/bully in the bedroom like someone else said, as long as he bathed thoroughly first, and also it would make Suzy cry.

Kill…uhh, I dunno, Dan cuz he's a creep? Kevin cuz he's useless? Idk.

No. 244244

Fuck no one and kill myself at the thought of making any sort of skinship with those greaselords.
I don't think I could ever force myself to do that shit.

No. 244246

>>244230
Dan IS a fucking creep. But I just cant say exactly why. Just a feeling. Maybe its the whole being a Grump thing when hes pushing 40.

Marry Ross. Fuck Barry. Kill Arin. I would kill Suzy but I wanna see how fat she gets kek

No. 244249

Probably the first shoe Suzy has shown that I don't think is awful.

But she claims she have "worn them out" a couple of times.
Sorry Suzy but bringing out the trash doesn't count as going out.

No. 244250

>>244246
I know what you mean with the feeling but not being able to place it. I get that, too. Most of the time there's a reason to back it up but other than some slimy remarks on Game Grumps (that may have just been spontaneous jokes in bad taste) and triggered SJWs who take offence to everything, I've never heard a bad thing about the guy. Maybe he is a big sweetie who happens to not wash his Jewfro? Who knows.

No. 244253

>>244250
That's actually one of the reasons why I'm attracted to the guy. He just gives off these creepy pervert vibes and I'm really into that for some reason, like he just constantly plays a role or something

No. 244266

>>243742
>>243836
It's not that big of deal. Usagi isn't real and it's animu.

No. 244268

>>244253
Damn, love yourself…

No. 244290

>>244266
that doesn't mean its not disgusting, that doesn't mean usagi is an underage high school student that grown men lust after, jesus christ

No. 244292

>>244290
isn't *

No. 244294

>>244290
but anon, it's literally a n i me
please be more concerned over real life girls who fall victim to this than obsessing over a 2d cartoon girl from the 90s
thanks

No. 244299

>>244290
shes a junior high school student, and most people unfamiliar with the anime just know what she looks like and not what the entire fucking story is about. shes just a cute animu girl in a tiny skirt otherwise.

No. 244306

>>244249
Her makeup looks much nicer now.

She just needs to fix lighting and the empty space around her.

No. 244309

>>>244227
> Arin is probably a bitch in the bedroom and love it when you dominate him. Suzy probably pegs him regularly.

funny that you mention that
http://sandpapersnowman.tumblr.com/post/137186721861/ryanthepowerbottomguy-in-which-arin-nearly

No. 244315

>>243759
Creme eggs used to taste good before that American Kraft company bought them and now they use wax tasting shit instead of chocolate. The fuckers. I wouldn't even touch that McFlurry.

No. 244323

>>244299
chill your sjw tendencies
it's not a real person. it's a character.

No. 244324

>>244249
It's painful to watch how hard she tries to be like Bunny.

No. 244334

>>244323
i was just correcting the anon who said she was a high schooler. and i was making a point that people who dont know the backstory would just see her as a cute anime character not pedo bait, k?

No. 244347

File: 1457058462472.png (49.54 KB, 554x439, 1413336209267.png)

>>244309
". . Yes dear"

This killed me a little bit inside.
Arin needs to fucking divorce this bitch and get a proper wife. Honestly, I pity the bastard to an extent.

No. 244350

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>>244294
Get talking to girls online who aren't egotistical wenches for crying out loud. It's more difficult than finding Tessa's vagoo but it's certainly possible. Women are far too into their own aesthetics and looks overall. Look for more traditional women and you're bound to have someone more faithful and loyal to you. It's how I'm finding many people who and I've fallen for someone which goes beyond looks as a female looking at a man. It really is worth looking into and it's given me much more value to my life.

No. 244354

>>244347
No woman deserves to be stuck with Arin. He isn't any better than Suzy. They deserve each other.

No. 244355

>>244354
I merely blame Suzy's influence on his decisions. I'm not saying he's a saint by any any means whatsoever but there's no denying she's had a great impact on his life in ways not too great in nature.

No. 244394

>>244355
I think so too, especially since she is the only girl he's been with he says, which is super sad. Being stuck with that edgewhale must be draining.

No. 244395

>>244394
He did it to himself. Why are people defending Arin so hard? Suzy left and dated another guy for a while but Arin wrote her a letter every day for a year like a creep to 'win' her back. He's pathetic.

No. 244411

>>244395
I dont think he's worth defending either. He's absolutely obsessed with Suzy and has been for a long time. He has his own issues. Honestly he strikes me as the type of guy to guilt trip you if you try to break up with them. "I'm nothing without you" etc…

No. 244417

>>244411
>He's absolutely obsessed with Suzy and has been for a long time.

No. 244499

>>243593
this picture is actually cute. are you sure this is suzy?

No. 244501

>>244499
Yes, it's an old photo from her late teens/early 20s.

No. 244518

>>244417
>unlike most girls

oh no

No. 244529

>>244417
gdi this makes me cringe every time I watch it.

No. 244585

The NSP cover album was released today - gave it a quick listen on spotify and it's…okay.

Dan can sing, the band can play their instruments. But that's sort of it (I will give them that: the Wish You Were Here cover is way better than I had feared)

Anyone else listened to it yet?

No. 244595

>>244585
Yeah Wish You Were Here was actually alright. The guitar was fine.

No. 244598

>>244585
NSP isn't a bad band, like they're all perfectly CAPABLE of making music, they're just overwhelmingly average

No. 244613

>>243836
>implying anime girls ever look anything other than 5, anywhere between 14-30, or 100 years old

No. 244665

>>244250
For me, it's that he reminds me of this older man I went to college with who had been in a semi-sort of "famous" rock band when he was younger. Dan even looks kind of like the guy did at his age. We all knew him as a nice, down to earth old man with some interesting stories to tell. Then something changed in him and being surrounded by girls in their 20's turned him into a glory-days obsessed creep. Get some booze in Dan and I'm sure he'd turn out to be the same. He just has that vibe to him. Being in a duo of near-middle aged men making dick joke songs for teens doesn't help the image either.

No. 244703

>>244665
being in a band with Brian, the former theoretical physicist and married father might keep him a little more grounded than if he were in a band with other late 30 something manchildren

otherwise, yeah, I could totally see the sleazy Jersey side of him coming out

No. 244704

>>244411
>>244395

I wasn't trying to defend him really, it just sucks he settles with her. He literally said that he pretty much settles with her in one of his videos. He was talking about being married and said something like "yeah, now that I'm older its just not so bad and I can deal with stuff I wouldn't put up with when I was younger"… He probably thinks she's the best he can get, when she's bottom of the barrel and he just doesn't realize (not like he's anything special either).

No. 244796

File: 1457188262032.jpg (146.78 KB, 600x927, no.jpg)

https://twitter.com/VernonShaw/status/706004755110170624
i hate this. i hate how game grumps receive such lovely art that never looks like them.

No. 244817

>>244796
I'd love to be internet famous just for the art.
/sage for OT

No. 244829

>>244817
The art is nice in style and quality, but the people portrayed are barely recognizable…

No. 244834

>>244518
It's like his entire experience with women begun and ended with girls snickering behind his back in high school.

No wonder he fell balls deep for the first girl ever to flirt with him.

No. 244907

100% serious, honest question: do you think Suzy has any fondness for her husband at all

No. 244908

>>244907
Fondness for his money maybe

No. 244919

>>244907
Despite how awful she is, I really do think she loves him. They're both shitty people and I think that's exactly why they're still crazy for each other.

It's better to keep 2 shitty people contained to one relationship then have them apart and each individually shitting up life for an innocent person.

No. 244925

File: 1457215740708.jpg (63.53 KB, 640x640, 12783180_955498651153871_10084…)

Looks aiight here.

No. 244932

File: 1457216196760.png (80.06 KB, 197x224, 80ssuzy.png)

The twitch stream is on right now!

No. 244940

>>244925
>>244932
The difference between these two is just so fucking jarring.

No. 244944

>>244925
they both look cute

No. 244946

File: 1457217990015.png (236.49 KB, 361x272, 2016-03-05_17-45-53.png)

>>244940
Indeed it is.

No. 244947

>>244932
Suzy has no chin, and looks super doughy. Yuck girl aint cute

No. 244948

File: 1457218286792.png (164.06 KB, 319x302, 2016-03-05_17-51-11.png)

Gurl…

No. 244953

>>244919
Agreed.

No. 244954

>>244925
Holyshit, that is some clown makeup. Is she trying to be Harley Quinn?

No. 244955

File: 1457219669540.png (244.23 KB, 554x342, HOW.png)

>>244932
How they have managed to become second most watched atm? Did someone host them?

No. 244958

>>244954
heh, that was my first thought too! I get she's trying to go for an 80s look (I guess) but it just ended up as 'blue eyeshadow lol amirite'

No. 245008

okay wow so Holly is a fucking bitch, Suzy literally just complimented her 10 times in a row saying "you look beautiful today! Love your clothes" and Arin said it too, Holly was like lol whatever Im not and ignored them

No. 245037

>>245008
Not a big deal. Girls with low self esteem have trouble accepting compliments.

No. 245040

>>245037
i'm a holly fan but she gets fucking annoying with it, it's more than "low self esteem"
it feels like she fishes for compliments and if isn't what she wants, she ignores you
you can't deny she can be a bitch sometimes tho

sage cos OT and stupid

No. 245043

Sluzy "I can't afford medicine" handbitch
>husband just donated 11K to a charity

Ok Sluzy sure you can't you fat whale lol

No. 245061

>>245043
She never said she couldn't afford it did she, didn't she just say it was too much for her wanting to pay?
I don't think shes claiming to be poor, I just think she has some really fucked up bad priorities in her life.
That or she lied about the whole new medication thing.

No. 245076

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No. 245078

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No. 245080

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>>245061
She said it was meds she needed and wouldn't pay 600 for it. Which is stupid.

No. 245089

>>245080
not wanting to pay for something that just has the benefit of not making you fatter is dumb.

i'd pocket my 600 bucks too and just try to eat better/work out more.

No. 245090

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>>245076
You are golden.

No. 245091

>>245089
That's what any sane person would do, but Suzy is a lazy slob and would rather complain about her weight while splurging on crap she doesn't need and buying cupcakes online.

No. 245095

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>>245089
Was that what the meds were for? Fuck she should just get a trainer.

I didn't see the stream but the pics just show that's it's trash.

Also it seems that I can't post just text anymore here is a terrible picture of Arin.

No. 245101

>>244932

LOOOL. also can someone give me a very short tldr about the shitty stuff arin did? i never paid attention to them except a bit of jontron? and ive watched arin's cartoons because i used to go on newgrounds as a kid but i didn't know he was as shitty as suzy's makeup

No. 245107

>>245095
What the actual fuck.

No. 245108

>>245095
>>245095
The meds for her 'thyroid' but she has a shitty diet overall, so working out means crap if she still eats processed and artificial sugar every day.

No. 245158


No. 245163

>>245089
>>245091
>>245108
To be fair, as someone who has Hashimoto and suffered from hypothyroidism, it's not just about gaining weight. It makes you feel incredibly weak, sloggish and unable to concentrate on anything. That makes it VERY difficult to maintain both a diet and an exercise regime.

Which is why I sucked it up and got the meds, though in my country they were nowhere near $600 - but I get the feeling that she either waited until it's gotten seriously bad or doesn't really need such strong meds and just wanted a quick shortcut to weightloss.

No. 245169

Did anyone watch the charity stream? How was it? I'm sick in bed and considering watching it

No. 245202

I love Holly, right. But if she says "birbs" another time i swear i'm gonna lose it kek

No. 245204

>>245163
Considering she's thrown around the word "cancer" in concerns to her thyroid she knows how bad it is or will get. The fact that she doesn't seem to do anything (and I do mean anything, like not getting whip cream on a fucking frappacino) to maintain a healthy diet or keep active is sending up red flairs as to whether or not she's in dire need.

Americans sometimes just want a magic pill to fix problems but I guess 600$ was too much for Suzy, who likely knew that she'd actually have to put in effort.

No. 245211

>>245169
I watched it, it was alright… it had alot of fun moments but it was also super messy, there was like 30 people in that room constantly going back and forth and you could hear people talking in the background… alot of time was spent just messing around with things, changing seats and talking over people who were actually meant to be talking - which in a normal video would have been cut out. So I guess it cant be avoided, there was just too much time with messy breaks for me.
Anyway other than that it was fun, I loved some of the punishments and when they played dreamphone.

No. 245250


No. 245258

>>245250
this is really cute. i find it adorable when people talk so passionately about things they love. her voice is kinda grating after a while but otherwise i could get through this video no bother (unlike snoozy)

No. 245267

>>245250
>>245258
I haven't watched much of Holly's stuff but this kinda highlights why people find her more tolerable and/or enjoyable than Suzy. She just seems so much more genuine. After watching this I don't doubt that she knows shitloads about taking care of birds, bird species etc. When you hear Snooz talk about her insects you don't hear the same passion and knowledge. She probably doesn't know there's a difference between a bug and a beetle.

No. 245279

>>245267
I've never heard of Holly until I started browsing here, and honestly I love her now. I like that she just seems so positive and genuine about the things she does, even despite her unfortunate home-life behind the scenes. I also really like her no-makeup thing, even though I'm a cakeface. It just seems like she's just a real person, and it doesn't seem like she's putting on a weird persona or anything. Idk. I'm a fan now haha.

No. 245281

Wow a 4chan for women.

No. 245283

>>245281

This is interesting. No wonder women go over to 4chan and for good reasons as well.

No. 245284

>>245281

>>>/r9k/

No. 245319

>>245250
the question isnt why do you like birds, but why can't she just shut the fuck up about them

sorry but your personality teetering only on some fucking winged rats is worse than suzy's no personality at all.

No. 245324

>>245319
the one pigeon she allows in the house hates Ross and attacks him

I don't know that I'd put up with that shit.

No. 245328

the top video on her channel

No. 245332

>>245250
This is really cute. Jon is such a treasure.

No. 245336

>>245328
I love how they both interact. Great video. Holly is precious.

No. 245355

File: 1457310095625.png (314.27 KB, 370x441, ss (2016-03-06 at 07.20.47).pn…)

suzy, girl…you're just as big as jirard.

No. 245363

>>245355
Oh my God, this isn't even funny anymore. She's probably reached about 200, more or less.

No. 245364

>>245355
jesus she looks huge here

No. 245368

>>245319
It's her personal channel, why wouldn't she talk about what she loves? How is it any different from Jontron talking about games, or people making vids about makeup/cosplay/etc?
She probably doesn't talk about birds as much in person, I've got a friend who loves birds as much as her - they'll link vids/articles/etc about them but in most conversations it doesn't really come up.

No. 245373

>>245355
This is depressing…

No. 245375

File: 1457314313083.png (250.92 KB, 540x385, tumblr_o3l8si0Jtx1tj1nnuo1_540…)

>>245355
She can edit herself well in her own pictures, but alas reality tells us something else.

No. 245376

>>245355
She really doesn't care about her weight anymore. damn. She just keeps ballooning up.

No. 245382

File: 1457315176389.jpg (Spoiler Image,87.66 KB, 1024x768, please god no.jpg)

Sometimes I think Suzy can do better. Maybe she doesn't take care for herself because Arin is straight filth.

No. 245383

>>245375
she legit looks like a clown what the hell is this shit-tier makeup

No. 245384

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No. 245400

>>245382
he intentionally walked outside, walked in dirt and mud, and smeared mayo and candy on his foot because someone was going to massage it on stream.

No. 245403

>>245383
Glad I'm not the only one who was thinking it. The blue eyeshadow is what really makes it look clowny. It's hard to pull of with such bold blush.

No. 245410

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No. 245416

>>245355
omg and I thought she had lost some weight! did she gain a bunch back or something?

No. 245419

>>245416
She never lost weight. Like most fat people, she just keeps getting bigger.

No. 245439

>>245080
In her defense $600 isn't cheap for medication, like, at all

No. 245440

>>245439
Are they really hurting for money though? Arin spent $1k on a used video game. Hard to justify that over medication.

No. 245442

>>245440
…Yeah, fuck me, you're absolutely right.

No. 245456

File: 1457329038205.png (293.61 KB, 599x337, The ladies love him.png)

>>245400
Oh when you say it like that maybe he isn't a gross ball of neck fat.
Get off his chub.

No. 245473

File: 1457332340454.png (504.99 KB, 573x577, ayylmao.png)

I feel like it would be more beneficial if Suzy were to just spend the money to get those fangs of hers taken care of

No. 245474

>>245473
Her teeth arent a problem imo. Its the creepy beady eyes and lack of philtrum

No. 245475

>>245474
I think she does the best she can with her makeup in relation to her natural downs syndrome look

No. 245483

>>245456
nah i'll keep riding

No. 245501

>>238653
>>245410
I guess she succeeded then if you're using this as a comparison.

The reason her makeup looks so gaudy and over the top is because the charity stream was 80s themed. You can tell by the outfits that everybody wore. Also as you can see

>>245095

even Arin was wearing the same kind of gaudy makeup as Sooz, so I don't get what everyone's deal is with it. It was intentionally cheesy and bad.

No. 245512

>>245475
Well other then the dumb circle lenses and her choice of concealer lips. If Suzy chose lip colors that had more pink or peach to them when opting for a nude lip she'd look a lot better and not so washed out.

>>245501
Problem is is that she's a yt make up guru and I've seen others do much more flattering 80s looks. Suzy just pops some shadow on, does her dumb liner and calls it a day. Look at >>244925, it's not even blended. Can't totally fault her for the cheeks and lip color but fuck it ask together is not good even for the 80s.

No. 245513

>>245474
nah m8
looks like a rabbit

No. 245672

Her bottom lashes are bugging me. The placement feels off.

No. 245678

Why doesn't Suzy use facecam in her KKG videos anymore?

No. 245684

>>245678
Because it requires more effort. That's all. Ross even mentioned it once on grump cade where he realized he'd have to shave to do kkg with suzy when normally he doesn't for anything on the gg channel. Also complimented mark because mark understands it's not just sitting there with a camera on you, you do have to look entertaining as well as sound entertaining. Which Suzy is horrible at either way.

I'm sure Suzy only puts make up on if she has to for a video, rather then because she has any enjoyment of it.

No. 245685

>>245672
ew she's wearing so much makeup

No. 245686

>>245672
>>245685

Clearly nobody told her about the heavy-makeup-one rule

You either go heavy lips or you go heavy eyes. You can't do both otherwise you end up looking like a clown/tramp.

No. 245698

like most other white chick this chick doesnt know how to use diamond lash princess eye bottom lashes lmao

No. 245704

>>245672
a nice family portrait of suzy and her other twin, balloonzy

No. 245705

>>245672
It really pisses me off that she seems like she's into gyaru fashion and tries to imitate it, but she doesn't… know how to do it? She just tries to imitate pictures of Japanese gyaru which doesn't work on her face. I'm all for her going gyaru, but girl, learn to do makeup, do a pink lip instead.

No. 245709

>>245705
She did do a Gyaru makeup tutorial a while ago.

No. 245740

>>245709
I wonder if she never films this close anymore because then we'll all see her flab and fat

No. 245761

File: 1457387502699.png (747.07 KB, 953x730, mothersuzy.png)

Suzy have just opened up for Q&A questions on her instagram if anybody wanna go bother her

No. 245762

>>245761
>How big is Arin's penis?

No chill, I love it

No. 245764

>>245698
I don't care for that racism.

No. 245772

>>245761
I almost want to ask her how dare she have the audacity to call herself a beauty guru and then churn out the horrendous bullshit she does? How dare she overcharge people for gaudy pieces of garbage that she disguises as high-quality taxidermy? Too bad she'd delete the comment and block me.

No. 245775

>>245772
do it, i'm blocked so i can't
i wanna see her deleting it, pls cap

No. 245776

>>245761
Oh god the makeup is so cakey and disgusting. Anyway, if someone wants to piss her off a little, tell her she's appropriating some minority christian denomination culture with this one.

No. 245778

>>245761
That double chin??

No. 245780

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>>245761
what the hell is this picture? Just when we started to give her props for finally dropping the OTT eyeliner she just moves on to OTT eyebrows.

And what's with the nun shit? Wasn't she totally triggered because someone once said they'd 'pray for her' after her health scare?

No. 245781

>>245761
her lips are so poopy

No. 245792

>>245761
You know she's just going to answer ones that are along the lines of "what's your favorite X","How do you deal with negativity in the community", or ones pertaining to relationship advice.

No. 245793

>>245761
I feel like she's referencing something but I don't know what. It's all so, so bad. Those thick insta-scouse brows, the weird not ombre lip, the shadows the fake eyelashes are making because it looks like she layered e different sets on all 4 of her lids… wtf.

No. 245868

>>245761
It looks like she lined her lips and smudged some red onto her mouth… What the fuck Snoozy

No. 245903

>>245761
her lips just look so fuckin weird in this one

No. 245904

>>245761
Did she photoshop herself a chin? rofl. She's so flabby, she had to slim herself down with editing.

No. 245905

>>245776
>appropriating christians
No one fucking cares

No. 245915

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No. 245925

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>>245915
>tfw everywhere has gotten so tumblr that you can't tell what's a joke and who is offended anymore

No. 245952

>>245761
She looks like someone's shitty painting in this, wtf the editing is so horrible.

No. 245957

>>245952
I mean, I assume it's either a snapchat filter or one of those MSQRD things that just shoves your face into something and you hope for the best.

No. 245984

>>239150
the way she says "time to go for a morning runnn" sounds like even she knows she's not fooling anybody

No. 245995

>>245513

It's perfect for her since she wants to be Bunny.

No. 246085

File: 1457413008604.png (619.28 KB, 599x557, looks like jontron.png)

As expected all the questions that seem offensive have been deleted. I have a feel this q&a is going to be another shit show with bad lighting.

No. 246090

>>245672
What in the fuck is that make-up? She looks like an emo clown.

>byoo tee goo roo

No. 246332

>>246085
but what if she deleted the ones she's going to answer so it's a true surprise?
:^)

No. 246338

>>246085
I know that's a face swap, but Suzy's face fits way too well on Arin's fat head.

No. 246340

>>245686
She did a red lip because her eyes are most neutral. Had she not done the lower fake lashes and blend out the black shadow on the outer corner a bit more, or just kept it with a dark brown instead of black, it's look less clown like.

tl;dr Suzy's skills suck and she can't even do a simple neutral smokey eye well.

No. 246379

>>246085
>>246338
hahaha agree, her face fits well. Arin's too in a way.

No. 246449

>>245764 how is that racist when it was a product used for a japanese style she can't even do properly?

No. 246569

File: 1457483959276.jpg (38.71 KB, 609x297, jared-no.jpg)

>Female creators
>Sheena Oum
>Snoozy

Apparently just being a woman and existing is an accomplishment. This is a repulsive slap in the face to actual women who accomplish things and change the world. Fuck this bullshit. Gluing a dead bug to a frame (crookedly might I add) is not a fucking accomplished or something that needs to be praised.

And what HAS Suzy ever done? Applying makeup badly isn't changing the world.

No. 246616

>>246085
I asked her if she ate ass. I wonder if it was deleted

No. 246655

>>246569
>And what HAS Suzy ever done? Applying makeup badly isn't changing the world.

Suzy is literally "everything I have I got by marrying into it": the person. She's an unskilled artist with a fairly successful etsy store; a bland and unhelpful content creator with a fairly successful youtube page; a lazy, no work-ethic "self-employed" person with a fairly high standard of living, the list just goes on and on. All because her husbando funnels his rabid fanboys and their tribute dollars over to her shit.

No. 246851

I'm posting this just cuz I want to point out that this fucking intro is so awful, but also because Suzy and Holly interacting.

No. 246853

>>246851
How to speak like Suzy:
>wow!!
>ohmigod!!
>amaayzing!!!
>riiiight!?
>repeat

I actually like the intro, but it drags on for a few too many seconds.

No. 246856

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>>246853
It's "amaayzing!!!" how rarely Suzy can construct a single original, thoughtful sentence.

At least she's playing a game that's more her style there, though. She flounders like a fish out of water when trying to play games that require any strategy. Maybe some hack-and-slash games on easy mode would be okay for her.

No. 246865

>>246851
Holly is so obviously uncomfortable trying to interact with Suzy. I watched her scream last night and she was completely fine with others.

No. 246876

>>246865
Holly a Goddess.

No. 246893

>>246865
I just realized I wrote 'scream' but meant stream. She does nice streams in general with her friends.

No. 246896

>>246851
>first few minutes holly talks about the same book she was writing as a child for the hundredth time
>followed by immediate talk of birds
>oh boy she sure likes birds, lets go visit the bird character
>oh look the space room. and birds
>holly makes more bird noises

it just seems like suzy is babysitting a 9 year old

No. 246900

>>246896
THANK YOU, dear lord! Everyone is saying Suzy is the annoying immature one but honestly Holly wasn't any better in that video at all!

No. 246916

>>246900
honestly watching it just reminds me of when i would babysit my nephews. You hear the same stories over and over and over, and you just have to sit there and go "oh wow really? thats so cool!!"

No. 246919

>>246900
Suzy's more boring than immature. Holly is just… weird. Like, I get that on the surface she seems like a more successful light-element Suzy (cosplays and is sort of known for it, good at art, no heavy make up, etc) but they're really kind of the same person.

No. 246921

>>246896
100% agree on this, both of them were pretty boring.

No. 246940

Evertime Holly says birbs i want to fucking puke. Its so fucking annoying. Ya you like birds. We got it. Is there anything else about your personality?

No. 246954

>>246940
The word 'birb' legit makes me rage now.

No. 246958

>>246940
yeah people say Suzy has no personality (which I do agree with for the record) but Holly doesn't have much either.. she likes "birbs" (-vomit sound-) and she cosplays decently… I mean there is nothing spectacular over her cosplay,they are alright… she doesn't have a great sense of humor and alot of the time she just seems upright cranky as fuck which comes of as offputting.
Honestly to me she is flatlining just as much as Suzy is.
The reason people like her better is because she doesn't try to boss around the gamegrumps guys like Suzy is and pretend shes a huge part of it even though neither of them are.

No. 246963

File: 1457555565288.png (1.01 MB, 742x734, snooz.png)

a picture of Suzy showing off her massive fucking forehead

No. 246967

>>246896
at least she has a personality

No. 246972

>>246963
OT but does anyone know where her top is from?

No. 246976

>>246958
At least Holly is her own person and has friends and hobbies outside her husband Ross.

Her cosplay and craft stuff is actually really well made and she isn't an attention whore posing in a bikini with her boobs pushed up to her chin like Jnig and Yaya. I can respect Holly a lot more than most women in the cosplay hobby.


Suzy is literal trash whose life depends on Arin. She even zoned in on his circle of friends and has no life outside of GG.

No. 246987

>>246851
The book holly and her friend wrote as kids sounds super awesome- and writing hundreds.of pages collaboratively at age 13? Holy awesome creativity. And they're apparently doing a re write to try to get it published as a YA / fantasy novel.

Holly actually does stuff that isn't opening boxes from online shopping and freebies. That's what I like about her - she's got substance. Is she the most entertaining person in the world? No, but she's nerdy and creative and comfortable with who she is (unlike a certain try hard who she's forced to interact with for work)

No. 246995

>>246987
"comfortable with who she is" are you kidding me? Holly has serious issues with herself, she has no selfesteem, thats why she often comes of as super cranky because she doesnt like herself and cant take compliments.

No. 247013

File: 1457562262849.jpg (33.38 KB, 250x330, tumblr_ndcrt0vEar1sb9vs7o1_250…)

Suzy just HAS to be an easy lay. Every fiber of her being screams "VALIDATE ME." I've known plenty of girls like her IRL. No matter how ugly, no matter how much of a shut-in, they all have these absurd track records because all a guy has to do is dangle a little validation in front of their noses and they start frothing at the mouth for him.

Has there been any dirt about Suzy being the total whore that I suspect she is?

No. 247017

>>247013
To me she seems like the bang a weird "I'll do anything for my Goddess" type of desperate, clingy nerd so he'll take care of me for life and I don't have to work type.
My evidence is her Draw My Life where she claimed he wrote her love letters daily for an entire year when she left him for another guy. Also that creepy This Is My Suzy video Arin made. That time he fucked up and revealed she makes him call her Mistress. Also, her life and personality kind of speaks for itself.

No. 247020

>>247017
Adding on when she was rightfully called out for scamming people, he wrote a reddit comment making excuses for his precious maiden Suzy that was so long I had to scroll two full screens to read.

No. 247021

>>247017
>That time he fucked up and revealed she makes him call her Mistress.
Full story pls?

No. 247024

>>247017
>Also that creepy This Is My Suzy Arin made
Oh yeah, I forgot about that. I had to look it up again but came across this instead:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Te5-uFEW3GU
I lol'd so much.

No. 247028

>>247021
I don't think she ever /made/ him. Trust me, any guy who will actually follow through with calling his SO Mistress is more than thrilled to be doing it.

But it happened in some episode of Game Grumps, Arin was talking about doing stuff for Suzy and how when she'll yell at him sometimes, he'll just be like "yes Mistress". However he cuts himself off as he says "yes mi-" and awkwardly tries to say "yes dear" instead.

It's linked here >>244309

No. 247029

>>247021
During the Portal 2 plays, apologies I don't remember which one.

No. 247032

>>247028
That kind of only supports that Arin has a Goddess fixation for her that I feel Suzy realized during her time away and took advantage of.

No. 247055

huh, her 'crazy' ex slightly looks like danny
https://twitter.com/ShawnosaurusRex

No. 247065

this entire family gives me the creeps on multiple levels

No. 247068

>>247065

I feel like she's trying to indoctrinate me into some cult.

No. 247104

>>247065
Shes like a normal looking and sounding version of Suzy but just as dumb

No. 247108

>>246851
What the fuck kind of a lolrandom kind of name is Kitty Kat Gaming anyway. Does it hold any kind of significance or does she just suck that much

No. 247111

>>247108
14 year old warrior cats fan on deviantart type of lolrandom

No. 247112

>>247108
suzy has the creative capacity of a loaf of bread

No. 247114

>>246987
You need to kill yourself immediately.
They are both train-wrecks

No. 247129

>>247104
Jean is actually pretty intelligent. And she's actually pursuing education to get some legit opportunities.

No. 247130

>>247114
Holly has no drama. You are reaching hard. You don't have to like her, but she isn't a cow. Unlike Snoozy.

No. 247142

>>247055
Where did you find that? How did you know?
>>247129
She's book smart I'll give you that.

He's Suzy clopping around. Personally I like the shoe.

No. 247162

>>247130
except Holly is friends with Sheena Nicole and supports vapid famewhores

No. 247164

>>247142
Holy shit, Suzy's weight gain has reached terminal velocity. She's visually heavier with every new video she posts.

No. 247165

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No. 247182

>>247142
Those beady, beady eyes…

No. 247198

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>>247142
saw the name on this tweet

No. 247288

>>247162
you're really grasping at straws here

No. 247313

>>247165

S A V A G E
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No. 247319

>>247198
Who's Shawn? And Jean is way cuter than Suzy so Shawn fucked up.

No. 247335

>>247112
>>247112

>fashion advise

No. 247392

File: 1457631272530.jpg (15 KB, 420x317, Shawn1.jpg)

This is Suzy's ex Shawn… They were dating in 2009.
I'd be interested to go back into Egoraptor archives from then and see if he mentions anything about he and Suzy not being together anymore, since Suzy claims Arin wrote her a love letter every single day for a year to win her back.

No. 247393

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No. 247410

>>247392
He was actually "dating" another girl at some point, and by date I mean talking to someone online. Not sure if it was during 2009 or between their break up.

No. 247412

>>247410
If you're talking about Katie… That was before he got together with Suzy, and, according to the timeline Suzy always puts out.. during it, as well.

I'm not implying he was cheating on Suzy, I'm saying that there is absolutely nothing to suggest they were actually together at that time.

He wrote an insane amount about how in love he was with Katie, and that went on for well over a year. It's ridiculous to me that they try to act like they've always been each other's one and only, particularly when all you have to do is go to Egoraptor's Deviantart page to see the posts about how crazy he is about Katie, which ARE STILL UP.

There was even one from like.. 2004? 2005? Where Suzy comments saying she's jealous.

No. 247416

This is one of the drawings he did of her, you can see Suzy's old deactivated account saying she's "jelouse" as well as see Katie's account commenting, and Arin commenting about how in love he is with Katie.


This is another post Katie made, it's a love letter Arin sent her, and you can see them talking in the comments, as well.

http://kt-.deviantart.com/journal/If-I-just-breathe-243393046


There's countless more like this.. They're really easy to find.

http://egoraptor.deviantart.com/art/She-s-so-beautiful-7809240

No. 247417

>>247416
Just a couple more

http://egoraptor.deviantart.com/art/We-re-Surrounded-11188748

http://egoraptor.deviantart.com/art/KT-14105993

http://egoraptor.deviantart.com/art/Where-is-My-Angel-11938346

http://egoraptor.deviantart.com/art/The-most-beautiful-girl-ever-7047051?q=gallery%3AEgoraptor%2F22530429&qo=9

Then this is one he drew of himself and Suzy, but you see in the caption he writes "She asked me to" and then also again, in the comments, you see him talking with Katie and says "
Awww! hugs

That bracelet is part of me, just like you're a part of my heart. :3"

In response to this comment from Katie "
Oh, wow! Suzy's so pretty! And… OMG!!!! squeal, tear, rawrawrawr Nice bracelet. :3"

No. 247418

>>247392
>>247393
He's cute
maybe I'm bias cuz I like emo boys, but he seems like a better catch than Arin.

No. 247432


No. 247436

>>247416

Katie's kind of a bitch. Her reply to that chrisBoe dude was rude af.

No. 247442

File: 1457639648546.png (381 KB, 583x712, fucking birbs.png)

you'll never guess to what cause Holly is donating the proceeds from her charity stream!

No. 247444

>>247416
>>247432
Something must be wrong with my browser or something. Every time I click on the kt- links it just shows a blank white page. I want to be in on the cringe too!

No. 247450

>>247442
a person donating to something they are passionate about?? OUTRAGEOUS

No. 247452

>>247450
she has no personality except for "birbs"

https://vine.co/v/iHOgQnbr0ET

No. 247454

>>247442
>>247450

lol I was just about to fucking say this.
tbh it's actually really fucking nice to see somebody that is supporting birds through charity and not the standard cat/dog/leopard shit.

Birds, especially pigeons and doves, are such lovely, gentle creatures. It's awful the way society treats them.

No. 247455

>>247416
>>247417
This is so cringey, jfc. All that thirst even after she publicly wrote she loves him, but isn't IN love with him.
Not that I was much better as a teenager, but at least I don't still keep it up online…

No. 247456

>>247450
i actually don't see why holly donating to rescue birds is as bad as, let's fucking say

the 150k grumps raised in that stream for the crisis hotline bullshit? where they only saved '30 to 40 lives'

while i do agree holly's birb stuff is annoying, at least she's actively doing more than pissing away donations on a useless cause

No. 247472

>>247417

Arin reminds me of a guy I use to date around that time. Confused obsession with romance.
Just throwing it out there, the caption for the Where is my Angel pic caught my eye. I know you'll come back to me or some shit. Could Suzy have bagged Arin on the rebound? Those posts make it seem like he was getting over Suzy but Katie turned him down, or maybe he was trying too hard to get over Suzy and scared the other one off?

No. 247474

>>247442
It's actually pretty refreshing to see someone donating to an animal charity that doesn't help the standard cats and dogs.

You can hate Holly all you want but this is just stupid

No. 247481

>>247456
how the fuck is donating to BIRDS better than saving "only" 30 to 40 lives? Bitch 40 humans lifes is a fucking big deal to save!
And a crisis hotline where you text is a great idea, theres many times a person whos being abused cannot get access to help from outside because the person is being monitored by the abuser, AND its just alot easier for people with problems to write a need for help down than to say it out loud.
It's an awesome cause if you ask me! Obviously alot of the money is probably gonna go to bullshit "adminstation", but thats how pretty much all donations go.

No. 247497

http://egoraptor.deviantart.com/art/It-s-Her-Favorite-Color-11245336

"She wears a long, covering trenchcoat to hide her plethora of massive scars all over her body she's gotten from being raped and beaten all her life. She covers them up because she doesn't want Egoraptor to think shes ugly." the fuck?

No. 247498

>>247472
It's the other way around.
Katie turned him down, Suzy was the backup.

No. 247499

>>247497
Also worth mentioning, it's clear that Melissa, the love interest character in the Egoraptor series he did, is based on Katie.

No. 247506

>>247497
"She stabs her victims in their hearts for the kill. She has it down to a tee."
Paging Doctor Freud

No. 247509

>>247472
>Confused obsession with romance.

teenagers don't really know the difference, tbh

No. 247538

File: 1457657481359.jpeg (18.17 KB, 384x395, 8887787610876346844.jpeg)

>>247393
This is Matthew Lush; a gay guy that was semi-MySpace famous for being a ~hot emo boy~.
I used to see this picture being used everywhere on fake profiles back in the day.

No. 247540

>>247017
>>247028
>>244309
Could he have possibly gone to say "my dear" or something? All you hear is him say "m-". There's a lot of different words he could have gone to say. Or he could have just messed up what he was going to say.
Not trying to defend them or anything; it wouldn't surprise me if Suzy actually did make Arin call her 'Mistress'. Just seems like reaching a little bit.

No. 247549

>>247540
Yeaaaah I kinda agree. everyone pretty much assumed he was gonna call her "Mistress" and I immediately thought he was gonna say "Yes, ma'am."

No. 247554

File: 1457662019998.png (438.4 KB, 464x570, 1456609565664.png)

>>245761
>dressing as a nun

im triggered

No. 247557

>>247142
Those shoes are too big for her and her commentary is so fucking bland and adds literally nothing. She points out what the shoe literally looks like and says over and over that she likes them.
Fucking dumb.

No. 247558

>>245709
Holy crap, her contour is so bad… her nose is brown, is not even blended is just a brown spot on the center of her nose.

No. 247563

>>247557
I was thinking they looked a little big on her. But, didn't she say they fit her perfectly/true to size/whatever when she was "reviewing" them?

No. 247565

File: 1457664463096.jpeg (84.99 KB, 640x825, image.jpeg)

Isn't she in her late 20s? Why does she talk and act like a 16 year old on tumblr?

No. 247570

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No. 247571

>>247497
I felt actual fear reading this. Especially the part about her kissing and whispering to her pillow. God, wtf.

No. 247598

>>238653
>>247499
I'd also be willing to bet that Melissa's "scars" and personality features are also based on Katie, albeit loosely with the real details being overdramatized (because teenagers.)

No. 247600

>>247565
>I don't want to adult anymore!
Jesus christ Snoozy, how could you possibly be LESS adult than you are now? You shop online all day and occasionally unwrap your purchases in front of a camera. The only time you have to leave the comfort of your home is to go on another vacation with your husbando. You don't have a worry in the fucking world.

Does she want to straight up go back to laying in a crib and sucking on a bottle all day? HOW could her life be any easier than it is now?

No. 247604

>>247565
'Cuz she's fun and quirky!

No. 247627

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beans from even stevens. if someone shooped a little some cat eyeliner and overlined lipstick I think it might be uncanny.

No. 247634

>>245709 ew this shit isn't gyaru wtf

No. 247637

>>247538
gaygod was a minor lolcow on /b/ years ago

I remember when someone discovered a bug on youtube where you could infinitely cause someone's subscriber count to decrease by hitting the subscribe button once and then repeatedly hitting unsubscribe

he freaked the fuck out when he lost like 100k subscribers overnight

No. 247638

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No. 247640

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>>247598
>the real details being overdramatized (because teenagers.)

that just reminded me that somewhere, I have a livejournal account that I can't remember the username of that I never deleted

No. 247641

>>247600
well no, that's not fair.

sometimes she has to drive to Arin's office for reasons.

and sometimes she has to hot glue a butterfly into a frame, and too frequently, she has to ship one to a buyer

No. 247642

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>>247638
so, she actually managed to trade up to Arin. wow.

No. 247643

>>247642
I forgot that had a dick in it, my bad.

No. 247654

>>247638
Ew, nevermind. He's hideous.

No. 247655

>>247565
What the actual fuck…

No. 247656

>>247442
Why are anons reaching so bad? Holly likes birds and she has been donating to this charity for years. Why the fuck are you so mad? You sound like such a cunt.

No. 247658

>>247656
I like Holly but her insistent use of 'birbs' is annoying. Birds sounds better anyway

No. 247697

>>247565
What kind of adulting does she have to do? All she does is make videos for Youtubes and make basic as fuck jewelry/ taxidermy shit and hike up the price. This bitch has no idea what its like to actual adult, gtfo.

No. 247716

>>247450

i dont know if you know them anon but I read this in ethans voice from H3H3 . He frequently says outrageous

No. 247756

>>247452
I understand some might find the bird passion annoying but I love birds and those vines are amazing- even though her voice is a little bit annoying

No. 247758

>>247641
Don't forget that she also has to write a 'Thanks for buying!' note for each thing she ships, Anon. That personal touch takes a lot of effort because she has to make sure her handwriting is amaaazing!

No. 247762

>>247565
>>247600
>>247641

But anons, you have to be plenty adult to find and order all that useless clothing online! Plus she probably goes out to eat fairly frequently and maybe even has to tidy up every other week. This is all very taxing!

No. 247772

>>247013
I used to "ship" these two but now I just want her to stay away from Markiplier forever.

Your potato ass genes won't make you Asian, Snooz

No. 247793

Awhile back, I posted an edit on how I thought that Suzy could improve her makeup. In her newest video(at least at the beginning cause I didn't finish watching), she is wearing her makeup almost identical to how I did it. It looks better then the shitty eyeliner she usually has, but the highlights and nose contour look so shitty.

No. 247832

>>247772
Why would you ship them, even ironically? Esp when Suzy constantly calls mark her "brother" but I have never seen him do the same for her. I do think Mark thinks of her as a friend, but they don't seem that close.

Not to mention you can see the blended Korean and German features on Mark. Suzy just has all the shit white people features.

No. 247856

I know the pic of her dressed as a nun was awhile ago but I was just so confused as to why she dressed that way. It wasn't until I went to a store that sold alot of hyped up trendy bad shirts that I had found one with a nun on it because it was for a metal band and ypu know, irony. So I'm betting she just dressed up that way because she's so spoopy and listens to all these well known metal bands or something

No. 247857

Band* shirts
Sorry about that

No. 247858

Yeah it was a bad religion honey nun shirt that she was probably basing it off of, sorry I can't post a photo because my phone says I have low memory

No. 247859

Horny* nun shirt
Fucking hell I hate autocorrect

No. 247865

>>247856
she's a fucking 'edgy' retard. I hate that term but that's exactly what she is.

No. 247872

>>238653
>>247640
It's okay anon, I have ano old livejournal full of teenage cringe too.

No. 247883

>>247638
I think he's kind of cute. Cuter than Arin at least.

No. 247890

>>247858
she's probably one of those girls who dresses all goth and punk and shit but listens to pop music

I dated (and by date, I mean had sex with until I met someone else) a girl in college who had a purple streak in her bleached hair and a couple of facial piercings, and all we'd listen to in her car was the Jonas Brothers and High School Musical.

No. 247931

ngl since I started reading the Suzy thread I've been watching gg videos as something mindless to have on while eating. I feel slightly ashamed but I get pretty bored in my apartment and I am not subscribed to them.

No. 247932

>>247931
I actually put on hour-long cringe compilations to have as background noise when I'm studying, so I guess I see the logic there.

No. 248037

>>247931
>>247932
i do this out of habit now. i was such a big fan of the grumps until recent months, and the only videos i seem to watch now are jontron era grumps as background noise. i just can't seem to get through any of their newer stuff. i'll close it within 20 seconds.

No. 248044

>>248037
Basically how I feel now, esp since they haven't done a game worth interest in awhile. Even Mark called Arin out on mashing the same fucking combo over and over in Bloodborne, when it's likely not the most efficient combo attack-wise to use. (I can understand when that's the case, but Arin just pushes "A" a whole lot.)

Like they started up Ocarina, and are already 3 parts in and I can't take it even halfway through the first part. Every voice has to sound just flat out asinine. Doesn't help I've been binge watching Yungtown recently who recently called that ep of Sequilitus and did a hilarious rap about a year ago that really makes me want to believe he was taking a dig at Starbomb, or at least its 'humor'.

No. 248051

>>248044
there are like, two?? starbomb songs i actually kinda like, but otherwise yeah i'm not surprised someone is taking a dig at the humour in their songs i.e. dick jokes
i was so excited to see ocarina of time and then halfway through i just got so… bored. i've heard all of their jokes before. everything is just repetitive.

No. 248057

>>248051
Yeah, if you listen to Starbomb as a whole Arin is by far the weakest link. His sense of rhythm is really fucking basic to be 'rapping'. I know both he and Danny have been taking voice lessons, but Danny is still rather unpolished, even if his voice is decent. Youngtown was mostly poking fun at how unoriginal it is to create nerd-based humor raps, when it's mostly just stringing together puns, which is what they totally do when they aren't repeating dick jokes over and over. I like pun humor, but their puns aren't clever by any means.

Also if it wasn't for Brian's knowledge of music theory they would suck so much. Even if they otherwise steal from the 80s in every song.

No. 248069

>>248057
ugh so much to agree with here. i really liked danny and even had a little crush on him, which made me biased towards his music. i have some songs on my phone which are literally just danny's vocals with someone else's music, because that's the only thing i think he suits. his vocals with TWRP is good but i hate his covers, unless they're originally synth or something similar. he just overlays his voice and it only suits certain types of music.
as for arin, he just can't rap, and i hated his beatboxing in grump episodes. it just made me cringe. unfortunately my friends in my class love grumps and playing that mr wilson rap.

No. 248075

>>248069
Yeah not having a versatile voice isn't a bad thing, provided he realizes that and doesn't try to push it. If he is still getting proper vocal lessons, that'll stretch his ability a bit. Danny have a slightly scratchy voice which is common for singers with weak vocals, but the fact that he's a tenor makes it more apparent when not singing anything… too unplugged. If he were to, I'd love to hear him sing some folk music.

Arin kind of knows he can't beat box. I remember him mention JWittz in one ep who can beat box incredibly well. Arin sounds legit like a white boy rapping and thinking it's okay because Eminem. I wish Arin didn't think he can rap. I remember him implying in a video that it was easier then singing.

No. 248139

File: 1457811456645.png (1.09 MB, 455x622, tumblr_o19wemUcNA1qds7epo1_500…)

I'm always amazed that really good artists waste their time with beautiful creations that Suzy would probably try to market and sell without their consent or acknowledgement.

No. 248192

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fix'd

No. 248193

>>248192
face is still too slim

Suzy has a major moonface

No. 248195

>>248192
It's only missing that second chin of hers.

No. 248201

File: 1457822848162.png (172.05 KB, 440x601, snoozy.png)

>>248192
lol i feel bad bc the original picture was so pretty

No. 248219

>>248057
Starbomb is super formulaic too. Every single song is [rap bit featuring swearing and yelling] + [danny chorus with vocals layered x400] + [rap bit again, but slightly tonally or thematically different]

No. 248223

>>248201
Lol it's perfect

No. 248237

>>246972
>>246972
Seconding this. I don't like her but I do like some of her fashion picks

No. 248246

>>248139
I'm starting to think that Suzy gets as much attention from these artists that she does is because she's an interesting concept (as opposed to her as an individual). Spoopy goffick gamer chick with pale skin/dark hair and interesting blonde streak/blue/green eyes, into bugs and taxidermy. it's probably a fun thing to draw (as evidenced by the many interpretations by different artists) with the added bonus of a large fanbase to project their art skills to and a vacuous enough personality to unquestioningly accept the art and show it off to said fanbase.

No. 248247

>>248246
Could be. Suzy has a unique face, she's not conventionally pretty, but her face as a whole works pretty well together, the combination of her features is memorable. Individually, she's got FAS lips, no philtrum, tiny eyes, so on, but because of that it's easier to get her likeness right on paper too, and it looks interesting. Arin just looks like a common potato. You draw Arin and he'll look like any other guy

No. 248248

>>248139
Ugh at this shit, it's nice looking but it looks nothing like her. How does she feel when she gets fanart like this?
If I had some kind of fan base for whatever reason and I got fanart that looked like a completely different person I'd be insulted. (I like my looks but I'm sure plenty of farmers would find me fug) like how is it even fanart if you completely ignore what the person looks like? Whenever I see an artist do this (specifically the ones who incorporate realism in their style) I think it's either an obvious ass-kiss or they're just not that good of an artist and can only draw one face.
I wouldn't even know what to say tbh.

No. 248271

>>248201

Dude yeeeeeeeesssss, not even joking

No. 248276

>>248139
She seems really good about giving credit and paying artists for things she sells though. I don't think it's fair to just assume she is taking advantage of artists. Receipts?

No. 248277

>>248237
>>246972
It's d.i.a, a Japanese brand.

No. 248403

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whyyy did she wear those tennis shoes with this.
She has plenty of boots/heels that would look better and elongate her legs.

No. 248420

>>248403
because she never actually wears her heels or boots out ever.

No. 248429

>>248403
All I'm seeing is a simple black jacket and some black jeans. So I don't see a problem with her wearing sneakers with this outfit..?
I mean yea she's had some pretty tacky outfits. But I think you're reaching too far in this one anon.

No. 248434

>>248429
It's a $200+ jacket+scarf from Muster Brand's Star Wars line.
It's not really that simple of the jacket. The lighting's just shit so you can't quite see a whole lot of the details on it.

No. 248438

>>248403
This actually pisses me off. This made me so irrationally angry. Bitch you have SO MANY good heels for this gothninja ass outfit.

No. 248439

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>>248434
Is this the jacket?

No. 248460

>>248439
Yeah.
Tennis shoes with this just don't do it justice. I'm with >>248438. Like, why not pick something better foot-wise? I have nothing against jacket and jeans combos, but her shoes do not go.

No. 248474

>>248139
>>248246

I admit I considered jumping a bandwagon once or twice just so I could get some new followers (and potentially clients). People only seek out fanarts of things they already know. I've only ever seen other artists share things just because they look appealing or have interesting style. Barely anyone buys or commissions original content, it's always reiterations and mashups. Or flattering "portraits", lol.

Though I always wondered if receiving all those prettified (standardized, really) drawings pumps your ego, because you start to believe that's how they actually see you… or does it only serve to remind how far away from the ideal image you actually are.

No. 248477

>>248201
rofl this is perfect.

No. 248478

>>248439
That jacket looks good on an actual thin person. I really like it.

No. 248491

http://equityarcade.com/2016/03/12/meet-your-maker-grumps-game-grumps-vs-corporation/
this showed up on my FB feed. what is everyone's take on it?

No. 248492

>>248491
So no more table flip?

Is GG going to reply on Patreon or something now?

No. 248493

>>248492
Meant rely*

No. 248510

>>248492
pretty sure they're doing okay with the income from GG views, commercials/endorsements etc.

Having said that, I wouldn't be at all surprised if they pulled a channel awesome kickstarter (or patreon or indiegogo or whatever it was) bullshit about one of their projects.

No. 248511

>>238653
>Suzie Berhow

that spelling

No. 248520

>>248429
It's not really the type of jacket you'd wear tennis shoes with. Flats, boots or heels would've been a better pairing.

No. 248541

File: 1457911730369.jpg (81.38 KB, 500x500, tumblr_o36p4ueEMG1qils0po1_500…)

I went through the thread and think i saw someone mention that suzy gets her necklaces off ebay cheap and sells em high like felice did. I tried to find them but couldnt, i did several searches but nothing close. does anyone know the seller she gets them from?

No. 248543

>>248541
She gets the cheaply made parts in bulk, not the full necklace.

No. 248568

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No. 248573

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>>248568
I absolutely hate how true this is
if you want to be noticed you have to pander like a motherfucker

No. 248574

>>248474
You just gotta play the game. Spend a few months setting up a solid fanbase with big name fandoms (pick something you'll actually enjoy or you'll burn out fast) and slowly insert your shit. Start by maybe posting an OC or two in fandom stuff (So, here's my Haikyuu OC!, to make it more tolerable make it some ship lovechild). Then start releasing more OCs with backstories and mini comics, usually something funny and very in the mode at the time. Slowly build up a fanbase for your OC shit and go from there. Know you will never get as much hype/popularity as your fan shit so keep posting it to keep people interested. Saging for off-topic, sorry.

No. 248622

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>>247627
I dunnoo

No. 248624

>>248622
I'm screaming

No. 248641

>>248622
This triggered me. Spoiler this offensive content pls

No. 248642

>>248622
arin has never looked better

No. 248644

>>248622
Wow anon, where did you get this photo of Suzie? I've never seen it before.

No. 248646

>>248622
Wow, Suzy looks fucking incredible in this pic! And she only cut her hair???

No. 248652

>>248624
>>248641
>>248642
>>248644
>>248646

I had to do it..just to prove the other anon was wrong…but it looks like I was wrong the whole time.

Beans could def be a part of the FAS Family

No. 248657

File: 1457933172288.jpg (98.54 KB, 922x439, okaythen.jpg)

I guess they're raking in the dough?

No. 248664

>>248543
so like 90% of all other etsy sellers do?

No. 248746

>>248657
Not sure if you're being sarcastic, anon.
There's nothing expensive in that picture at all beyond the camera and lighting equipment.

You'd be surprised how cheaply you could make a set like that, especially if you were only paying for materials and not manpower (I'm guessing they made it themselves).

I'm more surprised one of the didn't have a suitable bathroom to film in already. I thought they all lived in relatively large houses?

No. 248808

>>248746
I'm not into filming/videography.
How much would something like building your own bathroom cost? I assumed it wasn't very cheap.

No. 248815

>>248808
the wood and tile they probably got very cheap, and the only actual bathroom thing i can see in that picture is that sink. there is no toilet and they probably just have a shower head hot glue gunned to the wall with the rod.

No. 248817

File: 1457976972244.jpg (88.15 KB, 856x443, Untitled.jpg)

I like make-up light Suzy.

No. 248818

>>248815

Pretty much this. The tile is ugly as sin and the sink looks cheap as fuck (like they grabbed it out of a dump).

Building a tiled shower 'correctly'(with exact sloping, and correct foundations, etc..) is where it gets expesive because you're paying an expert (hopefully) to lay it in correctly.

No. 248822

>>248817
with no ott eye make up on, you can really see just how small and beany her eyes really are

No. 248825


No. 248855

>>248817
She seriously has some of the worst genetics. This is why parents should screen themselves…or hicks should stop reproducing.

No. 248860

>>248815
>>248818
Alright, thanks for your info anons! I wasn't sure how much everything would cost, but I suppose it would only be a few hundred dollars? It looks like the filming equipment is what's costly.

No. 248862

>>248817
I like it because it reminds me of her more Bjork-esque days when she had bangs and was very slim. I hope one day she can get back to that level of relative beauty.

No. 248865

>>248817
Looks like a randomized sim lol

No. 248876

File: 1457982773662.png (1.36 MB, 1128x714, shoesuzy.png)

Suzy calls this the shoe equivalent to herself… girl you're a fucking croc if anything

No. 248882

>>248876
Not gonna lie, those boots are cute, but how much do you want to bet she'll never wear them outside the house?

No. 248897

>>248876
>Those creepyyeha hearts

And Yeha claims her hearts are exclusive and yet, here's a shoe company using them lol

No. 248898

>>248876

>how the hell do you not die in those?


c'mon.. they aren't even that high.

No. 248906

>>248897
Lol is she trying to claim that a heart shaped metal ring is her design and hers only?
I wonder how she feels about every China factory ever manufacturing knockoffs for $3 a pop

No. 248907

>>248855
That's really mean and I don't care for it.

No. 248908

I don't have a picture to go along with this but why does Snooze insist that she and Markiplier are 'separated at birth' when they look nothing alike…
I swear every picture she has with him he looks uncomfortable as fuck. Maybe she has a small crush on him?

No. 248915

>>248908
Suzy seems to be "close" to Mark as she always talk to him like they are best friends, she is often the one bringing him up and for example in the livestream Mark had to leave and Suzy was the first to jump up and say goodbye, but Mark also seems to actively talk to her like they are friends.
So who knows maybe they just ARE friends, maybe there is more or maybe Suzy just wants there to be more….. OR Suzy just wants to pretend she have cool friends and Mark is too nice to say anything.

No. 248916

Also, does anybody know if Danny has some sort of medical and/or mental problem? (I use the word mental "problem" wrong here, dont get me wrong I just dont know what else to use)
He has often mentioned medication in GG episodes and made several joeks about his calls from the pharmacy ect. and I doubt he is getting cold medicine for such a long period of time.. so does he actually have some sort of illness/whatever is the political correct word to use here?

No. 248917

>>248664
Difference is she claimed it was all blessed imported silver parts from god in heaven and her bugs were all sparkly cruelty free non-GMO vegan and the designs were original even though her work looks like cheap crooked knockoffs of respectable taxidermists.

Her jewelry is just shitty low quality china alloy and her frames are garbage that she slaps gassed out bugs in with her fat fingers and ships off to her young clueless fans. Good bait though, Suzy.

No. 248918

>>248915
correct me if I'm wrong, but didn't Suzy and Mark go to school together? Or was that someone else

No. 248929

>>248918
That's someone else. Unless Suzy grew up in Ohio then I seriously doubt it.

On the subject of Mark, I'm friends with his ex gf (Jessica Fossey) on fb since we go to the same conventions sometimes/cosplayed from the same things and she has a picture of him and her as her featured photos. They broke up two years ago and still insists they're REALLY GOOD BEST FRIENDS YOU GUYS.

No. 248934

>>248929
Yeah, Snoozy is a hick from Florida, so definitely not the same person.

No. 248940

>>248916
Pure speculation: but I think it's probably mostly physical. He's mentioned lots of health problems (sweat glands that don't work properly - so he gets heat strokes easily, something wrong with his digestive system etc.)

Then again he's mentioned depression and OCD before as well. So who knows?

No. 248944

>>248817
her face is perfectly oval

No. 248945

>>248915
Mark makes more internet monies than Arin does, and he's more famous.

No. 248947

>>248945
Also Mark is actually attractive and doesn't look like a greasy mouth breather. Too bad he's massively out of her league, and even if he wasn't he probably wouldn't put up with her bullshit like Arin does.

No. 249026

>>248929

omg her, gurugossip has a blast with her antics, lol. She's desperate as fuck, and her skills… eh….

I actually wonder more about Dan's forehead. Why is one eyesocket wider than the other? It really shows in some photos, it's like two totally different facial features.

No. 249029

>>249026
https://www.instagram.com/saucycosplays/

holy SHIT is she the most plain looking american girl i've seen yet

No. 249039

>>238653
>>249029
Her personality must have been amazing if Mark thought to date her.

No. 249050

>>249026

Deets on this girl? I tried reading the 'marks relationship' thread, but I guess I don't know what their beef with her is? They're upset mark didn't reveal he was in a relationship with her?

No. 249066

>>248907
go back to pull

No. 249079

>>248940
>>248916
He's mentioned recently the reason why he wears hideous shows is he has something wrong with his legs that makes wearing regular shoes painful to walk in, so maybe it could be that?

No. 249082

>>249079
>>248940
>>248916

iirc, he wears a size 14 mens shoe, so it's difficult for him to find footwear that fits him comfortably.
Also, aside from the sweat glands thing, I think it was mentioned on the GG subleddit that he has digestive/stomach problems, as well. That would explain why he is so skinny, I'm thinking. Maybe he also has issues getting nutrients from what he eats because of the issue? Not sure.. idk.

No. 249092

>>249050
Here's the very shortened version:

Jess is a fan who dated Mark when he was still kind of unknown (but his fanbase was becoming bigger and bigger). She was a mod on his Twitch stream and basically drove out all the other female mods because she was jealous/wanted Mark all to herself. After flirting online for the duration of 2013 they meet in person, fuck and eventually become bf/gf. There's not much evidence of them actually being together other than very vague clues (her cats being in a video, her plushes etc)
Here's a video of them together at Disneyland: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PRUeCdCmM2Y
She's the one clinging to Mark throughout the video with the bad dye job.
She starts getting tired of being constantly shoved aside and being treated as a secret and this probably started to show cracks in the relationship. He still acts as though he's lonely and single to appease the millions of underage fangirls he's accumalated and she's still got that 'I'm a fan dating my idol' kind of mentality.
Anyway, they break up at the end of 2014 and it's messy. She goes on suicide watch for the duration of January and to this day is pretty obsessed with him and probably wants to win him back. Plus she really likes showing off that they're 'connected' on twitter, got some free mentions by Mark even though her ASMR videos are shit and her cosplay make up tutorials are nothing to write home about either.

No. 249097

>>249092

Thanks for filling me in. Based in this they both sound like cunts.

No. 249116

>>249092
>>249097
Agreed. She sounds like a clingy person with abandonment issues, but Mark is a cunt as well to keep his relationship a secret for his underage fanbase. I wouldn't put up with that shit either.

No. 249127

>>249116
Mark is the biggest fan pandering youtuber ever in general, he will do anything to seem like he loooves his fans more than anything in the whole wide world.
That's why he makes those crying fan reaction videoes and constantly talks super cheesy about his love for his fans, he is creating this little bubble where his young fans thinks they are friends and he cares about people he doesn't even know. That's mainly why he is so popular now.
Hiding your relationship to pander to your fans is awful. Youtubers who do this need to check their life priorities. One thing is to not shove your gf/bf into every fucking video you make, but to completely hide them and pretend they don't exist is just awful to me.
When you fall in love you should feel proud about your lover.

No. 249132

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>>249082
so we have:

>hypohidrosis

>brachydactyly
>…"stomach problems"
>underweight
>enormous feet

differential diagnosis, team. Go!

No. 249133

>>249132
Is it Lupus??

No. 249154

>>249116
>Mark is a cunt as well to keep his relationship a secret for his underage fanbase.

No one is entitled to show their fanbase their significant others. Especially if he/she knows that they're crazy a'f

If his close friends and family knew she existed then it's fine.

But since you mentioned his fans to be underaged, said fans had :
>stalked him and encouraged the idea for him to move
>accused him of flirting (and if I'm not wrong raping? Not sure) an underaged fangirl

Not saying that this man is all sunshine and happiness, but calling him a count for this is really ridiculous.

No. 249155

>>249154
Exactly! Mark and other youtubers (Jacksepticeye I believe) have complained on multiple times about their fans having the social skills of dead rats and stalking them and turning up at their houses repeatedly, even when Mark showed he was really uncomfortable and wanted his privacy to be respected.

I feel like he was probably trying to protect her from the crazy rather than keep it a secret.

No. 249157

>>248876
>>248898
It's easy to wear heels when you never leave the house in them, lol

No. 249158

>>249155
Holy shit. Showing up at their houses??? I'll watch the occasional markiplier video, but I really hate his commentary. I had no idea that his fan base had stalked him IRL! That's so scary.

No. 249175

>>249158
Mark has moved twice thanks to people showing up at his house, leaving gifts, etc. It made him really uncomfortable so he wound up moving in with with a group of you tubers (forget the name of the group, but one of which wound up killing themselves not long after).

No. 249176

>>249154

No, I agree that Mark is not obligated to show her or make her public. But he panders deliberately and instead of saying "I have a gf" and that's it, he acts lonely and single and cinnamon roll.

Yes the fanbase are absolutely insane in the worst way possible, but instead of cutting that shit out and teaching his fanbase to think critically, to not idolise or blindly follow others, to think for themselves and not to be sheep, he encourages it by being a sickening gamer care bear.

It was his rainbows and sunshine and pow-wow behaviour which made his young female fanbase froth at the mouth and act like delinquent raccoons rolling in the trash.

No. 249177

>>249176

Imagine having 1million underage tumblrinas thinking that you're dating. That's the downside of Mark's charisma/ability to talk to the camera intimately.

No. 249178

>>249177
As well as the unrestrained vitriol some fans have for the girls that "steal" their youtube husbando away. I've seen women get death threats for daring to date a male celebrity with a young female fanbase. If I were her, i would want to keep myself out of the limelight of those crazed hormonal teenagers as well.

No. 249183

>>249154

>mark is a cunt as well to keep his relationship a secret for his underage fanbase


Uhhhh since when was it anybody's right to be made aware of whenever somebody is in a relationship?

No. 249184

>>249183

Wrong link, meant for >>249116

No. 249185

>>249132
>>249133
He's got a chronic case of hyper-Judaism.

>>249092
>>249097
>>249116
>>249154
Yeeeah, people keep their personal shit a secret for many many reasons. Any fan could have looked her up and probably figured out a lot of information.
Keeping relationships a secret is actually the norm on Youtube, as I've heard. Not just for privacy stuff, but if you're single, the more appealing you are. Plus, I've known people who have their SO threatened by thirsty fans just for being a relationship with them.

Even with all that info, though, Mark has no obligation to flaunt his gf anywhere on his channel.

I was actually semi-famous in a fairly good sized community, and once I casually mentioned that I was actually married (honestly, I never flirted with people or gave any indication of a relationship, as it didn't matter and wasn't relevant), people went BONKERS, sending me random messages of "how could you do this to me???" or "who the fuck is this guy?? I'll kill him!!". And it wasn't just in small amounts, either.. it was so weird. Eventually, my followers found my husband on Facebook and he started getting harassed and threatened. It was sad, but that whole thing caused us to delete all of our accounts, abandon the community, and go quiet under different names. This was nearly 2 years ago.
I now never give out any revealing information about myself online. Not my location, not my age, not my real name, nothing.

>inb4 cool story bra

The moral of the story is this: fans are fucking insane.

No. 249187

>>249185
Cool story bra

No. 249196

who the fuck is Mark. how is he even relevant in this thread.

No. 249198

>>249196
Agreed, talk about gg or shut up. Nobody cares about Mark

No. 249209

>>249198
Agreed.
Let's talk about her recent vlog that she claims is about her making Kitty Kat Gaming, but really is where she spends, like, half the time of it with something in her teeth.

No. 249216

>>249177
And this is why I respect Cryaotic. He doesn't do facetime because he sees what youtuber go through and know it isn't worth it. He has a gf and is very open about it. He doesn't mention where he lives specifically and his friends also respect that. Both Cry and Minx are like this and they still get flack for it but at least no one is stalking their homes.

No. 249223

>>248075
i think danny should try folk music too.. maybe a Tim Buckley song, they both have the same hairstyle

No. 249234

>>249216
They tried though and he had to move.

No. 249237

File: 1458061863605.png (711.02 KB, 732x662, ninjasoffail.png)

Have a lovely pic of the group to get back on topic

No. 249238

>>249237
Finally Suzy's dream comes true, now she is even more azn than Markiplier

No. 249239

>>249237
That is not the fucking ginyu force, what a gang of tits

No. 249293

>>248876

>"Ahhh I found the shoe equivalent to myself"


Zingers incoming! Take your pick.


- Does the shoe cost $100 but only $20 to make?

- Does that shoe have another shoe it leeches off of to get famous?

- Is it because under all of that gaundy bullshit slapped on top, there's just a shoe that's trying way too hard?

- Do you fill the opening of the shoe with melted ice cream and then when it's completely overstuffed you blame it on a thyroid problem?

- Is it because a real goth wouldn't be seen dead with them?

- Is it because those shoes don't go well with anything?

- Is it because you think it looks cute when the tongue is hanging out, but everyone else just wants you to lace it up?

- Is it because you think the buckles, spikes and hearts make it look edgy, but everyone over the age of 14 knows that it's a boring shoe with a narrcasism complex?

No. 249294

File: 1458076854019.png (260.28 KB, 358x310, bf8.png)

>>249293
Bravo, anon.

No. 249297

>>249209
finally caved in and watched this and wait a fucking second: has Snozzy never had (green) bell pepper before? Is this an American thing? Like you guys don't have bell peppers or you don't also eat them raw?

>>249293
LOL

No. 249302

Suzy posted on instgram that apparently mochi has ocd

No. 249305

File: 1458078829447.png (527.75 KB, 929x591, kitty kat ocd.PNG)


No. 249310

>>249305
She could start by cleaning the gunk out around the cat's eyes…

No. 249312

File: 1458079990557.jpg (279.03 KB, 767x508, fas bull worm.jpg)


No. 249313

>>249310
to be fair you cant really get rid of that stuff, it's natural, a lot of animals have that stuff. its only a problem if its bothering the animal
>>249312
oh my god

No. 249315

I know that like it can't be helped and such but I mean, why would you announce that to others, like I just feel she's trying to fish for attention that not only does her and her husbando have mental disorders but so do their animals

No. 249324

>>249305
What does that even mean? Like how does OCD even manifest in an animal at all?

I have a sinking feeling Arin and Suzy somehow caused it lmao

No. 249327

>>249297
No, it's not an American thing. Suzy is a just little piggy baby that hates her fruits and veggies. I don't know anyone that doesn't put them in salads or cook them up with food. Then again I also don't know anyone that eats exclusively junk food like Snooze does.
sage for ot

No. 249328

>>249327
I kind of expected that to be honest. I guess I was giving her the benefit of the doubt that maybe green bell peppers aren't as common as they are here (eurofag) or something.

>>249324
No idea. Maybe he likes to sleep in the same spot and whole lot of projection?

No. 249330

>>249324
OCD and also autism is very real and common in cats and dogs. My dog is autistic. Aside from the most extreme of separation anxiety with auts, OCD has the same symptoms like specific food 'rituals', things like chasing their tail until they collapse or even vomit from exhaustion, or obsessively lick/bite and body parts without any real reason. They can also have trichotillomania or hurt themselves during time of stress.

Now the real question is does the cat actually have it or did it do something once and she goes 'Huhuhuh Arin, our totally awesome and totally cool cat Mochi has OCD, super cute!'

No. 249338

>>249132
Chronic starvation and/or chronic dehydration.
Hypohidrosis would be caused by the lack of fluids in their diet. Brachydactyly would be eliminated as a red herring. Stomach problems would be caused by the overproduction of gastric acid (compared to how little food they eat). Underweight would be an obvious consequence. Enormous feet would be caused by swelling prompted by starvation/dehydration, or just genetic (e.g. arthritis).

No. 249347

>>247565
This image gives me nightmares.

No. 249354

>>249234
I don't understand people who do that. I like musicians and some bloggers, but who the fuck is rude enough to hunt someone down and show up at their place of work or home? Parents need to discipline their brats.

No. 249355

File: 1458092450200.png (213.84 KB, 444x449, 1457997163200.png)

>>249293
You are golden, anon. My favorite:

>Do you fill the opening of the shoe with melted ice cream and then when it's completely overstuffed you blame it on a thyroid problem?

No. 249356

>>249305
Suzy has got some nerve. She wants to talk about animals having disorders when she bought an inbred cat who can't even properly walk because it's so 'small' and 'cute.'

No. 249378

>>249209
She has the easiest life ever. What time does she actually get to 'work', 10am?

No. 249387

>>249196
Markiplier. He's recently mentioned that's he's discussed with GG, NSP and Tupperware Remix about going on tour. He's relevant esp since Suzy likes to call him her brother to make people think she looks half Asian like Mark actually is.

>>249378
Probably later. They seem to do late nights so I suspect mornings only happen when they have to.

No. 249525

How many fucking shoes have Suzy bought within the last few months?!?

No. 249527

>>249525
>Demonia creepers
You're five years too late, Suze.

No. 249529

>>249525
Gross, she can't get away with wearing them without socks; it makes her legs look even piggier.

No. 249537

>>249525
God, I'm having flashbacks of high school.

No. 249538

File: 1458151063135.png (3.63 KB, 203x231, 1389940257902.png)

>>249525
>not getting TUK creepers

No. 249540

File: 1458151156230.jpg (112.55 KB, 375x331, tumblr_o455rfmsth1rzedgyo1_400…)

Holly's charity ~birb~ stream starts in, like, 2 minutes if anyone wants to watch it.

No. 249542

>>249538
She already have several TUK creepers tho

No. 249545

>>249525
She buys so much footwear and never goes outside. I wish I had that much income to throw around.

No. 249547

>>249540
I am only 10 mins in and I can't handle it. She keeps saying 'birbs'
This trend needs to stop. Just say BIRDS. Fuck, Holly, I like you, but this shit is obnoxious.

No. 249569

>>249540
God I hate holly

No. 249595

I wonder how depressing it must be to have only 1 personality trait

No. 249617

>>249525
She looks sickly, and that lipstick shade definitely isn't helping.

No. 249679

>>249305
Feline OCD manifests in repetitive self-harming behaviors, if your cat is at that point then you're a shitty owner

No. 249683

>>249525
Snooz, orange lips were a trend from last year/2 years ago. Keep wearing red. You're a white girl who doesn't tan and with a lot of pink in your skin, orange is not a good color for you.

>>249679
Like Suzy and Arin would be good animal parents. Cats are sometimes viewed as 'easy' pets to care for because they kind of just do their own thing, but they require just as much attention as anything else. It's why I like that vid with Holly and Jon talking about birds, because man, birds are a handful if you don't want them to be fucked up.

No. 249686

I wonder why Suzy didn't change her last name when she got married. Berhow is kind of a weird name, but "Suzy Hanson" has a nice ring to it.

No. 249687

>>249686
Because successful, super famous women don't change their names for business reasons.

No. 249688

>>249687
Maybe she likes her name? It could be that simple.

No. 249700

>>249687

Usually super famous successful women keep their last name if it belongs to a larger property that shares their name.
For instance, if Oprah Winfrey is ever married to her partner, she will likely not take his last name.

On the other hand, Suzy's only claim to fame is being married to Egoraptor which she boasts about in every single fucking video, so maybe she should change her name to "Suzy Hanson-is-my-husband-Egoraptor-who-I-married-now-let's-unbox-a-loot-crate Berhow.

No. 249702

>>249700
Sometimes. Sometimes its because they became famous before and changing their stage name would cause confusion and they only change their legal name.

Mind you, one of the YT-ers I watch (not super successful, but moreso then Suzy, I think) did change her name on her channel when she got married last year, so I really do think Suzy didn't for 'professional' reasons, even though she doesn't have any reason to stick with her maiden name.

And doing a quick google search, there's nothing unique or interesting about "Berhow" other then it's a name with a super Eastern European origin. Not that Hanson is much better, but both are pretty common.

No. 249705

>>249702

>there's nothing unique or interesting about "Berhow" other then it's a name with a super Eastern European origin.


That's enough of a reason to keep it for Suzy - she's really keen on getting people to think her 'distinct' look comes from a mix of Scandinavian Orient, which sounds interesting, rather than the reality which is that her mother decided not to stop drinking when she was pregnant with her.

No. 249706

>>249705
…"Eastern European" is not Scandinavian. In this case it's German and Czech.

And in all cases makes her very white bread.

No. 249709

>>249706
Does it really matter where Suzy pretends to get her genetics from? If we were really being nitpicky she would owe at least 25% of her genes to Pilsner.

No. 249712

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>>249709
Eh, I just get annoyed when people don't know how to read a map.

If I'm honest Suzy's facial structure (not her features, but the structure) often reminds me of this chick. She's a British actress.

No. 249713

>>249712
You missed the punchline by the way.

No. 249714

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>>249713
No I got it.

No. 249715

>>249714
Just out of curiosity, does your mother enjoy Pilsner?

No. 249720

Did anyone see the KKG video from about 3 weeks ago for the game, Doors? I could compare the game to Portal in that it uses a fair amount of basic logic. Though, Suzy is so fucking vapid she doesn't even recognize the entire 3 episode playthrough that it takes some thought to go about the puzzles, let alone, I don't think she understands it's a puzzle game. She complains the whole time, aimlessly going about the game without even having a weak grasp on the rules or reasoning used within the game. She just thinks it's a quirky game trying to trick her or something. It's like she's too dumb to realize she's missing the point.

I don't know what the fuck is going on in her head, but it's honestly not much.

No. 249722

>>249686
Not every woman wants to change their last name. There isn't anything odd about that.

No. 249723

>>249686
Because we're in 2016?

No. 249756

>>249720
KKG is a huge joke. She played Ben and Ed a few weeks ago on PC and could barely even walk in the game. Her little brain couldn't make the switch from console to keyboard controls. She spends the majority of the time madly panning around rooms and walking into door frames, it's so infuriating.

No. 249759

>>249756

>>241447
>>241635
>>241159
>>241413
Yeah, this was mentioned when it happened nearly a month ago…

No. 249829

>>249540
She raised $4000. Is that good for a charity stream? Bad? Moderate for the middle of a Wednesday?

No. 249845

>>249829

4000 is moderate since there was a decent amount watching the stream. There's definitely could of been more earned.

No. 249859

>>249829
>>249845
You guys are just reaching. It was the middle of a Wednesday and she only streamed for 6 hours? 7 hours?

Any amount given is much appreciated. It's charity after all. And if she streamed again, she'd still get money.

No. 249886

File: 1458242387379.png (774.26 KB, 1078x1472, Screenshot_2016-03-17-20-18-12…)

>thinking those eyebrows look good

No. 249890

>>249886
omg those eyebrows are fucking awful, and I didnt think her eyebrow game could get any worse by now.

Also, talking like people have never heard of the sims.. yes people know what the fucking sims is, even my mom knows what sims is suzy…

No. 249894

>>249723
THE CURRENT YEAR!

No. 249898

>>249859

Yeah it was a wedsenday and obviously if it was held on a Friday or someone she could of gotten more but that's not reaching.

Of course any amount is a appreciated you can earn more for charity streams it's been done before.

No. 249907

>>249886
It looks like she had a unibrow and then erased the middle.

No. 249910

>>249886
Is she trying to play off doing what literally every Sims player has done at least once at some point as quirky…?

also

>lipstick all crooked

damn gurl

No. 249915

>>249886
wao what a unik gamer gurl for playing THE BEST SELLING PC GAME OF ALL TIME

No. 249975

>>249886
It's funny. Awhile ago I made a Suzy and an Arin in The Sims 4 for shits and giggles and one day Suzy was cooking and set the kitchen on fire. Arin freaked out and ran out of the house leaving Suzy to die.

No. 249988

>>248917
So she uses real insect pieces for necklaces too? That pendant >>248541
looks like its painted glass it doesnt look real. strange.

No. 250004

>>249886
>Have you ever played a SIMS game?

Girl…everyone has.

No. 250005

>>249907
Wow, it actually does.

No. 250010

File: 1458264970426.png (62.23 KB, 326x212, the current year.png)

>>249723
Why do people think using the current year in this way solves any issue?

No. 250013

>>249886
God the whole description for that picture makes me cringe.
>Anyone ever played one of the most popular and easily recognized game franchises ever?

No. 250024

>>250010
Either way, it's a stupid question. The whole changing of the last name to the male's family name is archaic and less and less women are doing that.

No. 250025

>>250013
That's what made me cringe too. SIMS has been around for what? 10 years now? It's probably one of the first games PC users really got into, even casual gamers.

No. 250027

>>250025
16 years, and even old people play it. It's like saying 'Wow, has anyone heard of this neato fantasy book and movie series called HARRY POTTER?'

No. 250029

>>250010
Because it's 2016.

No. 250030

>>249886
This description looks like something you put to make fun of a stupid G4M3R GIRRRRRRRRL

No. 250031

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No. 250037

File: 1458269603010.gif (971.5 KB, 500x282, haikyuu-gunna beat you up.gif)

>>249886
>Have you ever played a sims game?
>"As of September 2013, the franchise has sold more than 175 million copies worldwide."
Are you fucking kidding me Snoozy?

No. 250051

>>250031
She really has too much face and too little features.

No. 250103

>>250031
Holy shit are her eyes tiny. It actually makes me feel uncomfortable looking at them. Like fucking hell, no wonder she wears so much make up.

No. 250191

>>248403
I think tennis shoes WOULD have been fine if they were like….all black vans or something with like…tucked in laces or something.. But adding the tacky wings and the white soles and the floppy laces to this outfit makes the whole thing look weird. She has so many boots though…why would she wear these shoes?

No. 250195

watch Suzy go from FAS rodent to FAS rodent hooker

No. 250201

>>250195
>nasty fucking burp 2:30 mins in

what the fuck

why wouldnt she edit that out

No. 250202

>>250195
>"A lot of people know me for my eyeliner…"
Not positively.

No. 250203

>>250201
Because she's totez one of the boyz anon!
She's not like other girlz!
Can't you see?!?!

No. 250205

>>250201
honestly the burp and the fact she didnt give two shits about burping on camera to edit it out, was the best part of this video and actually made me laugh

No. 250207

>>250195
>20 minutes

I… don't know if I'm ready to put myself through this.

No. 250208

>>250195
>eyebrows aren't even cousins
>crooked ass nose contour
>dirt cheek contour
>NEGLECTS her double chin
>purposely starts her liner wing at her brows
>left lash isn't even fully glued
>overdrawing lips without using a liner first

>>250203
Cause she's a mega quirky and relateable tomboy.

No. 250209

>>250195
Why film a get ready with me video if she's just going to sit at home especially for such a dramatic look? She's trying to emulate Bunny so hard and it's so poorly done. 20 minutes of her saying "uh" and "awesome" while she applies the same crap winged eyeliner and terrible lipstick.

No. 250210

>>250209
She mentioned it was for a birthday party, but I can't imagine that she needed to do full drag for it.
That is if isn't made up.

No. 250211

>>250209
you didn't watch the video before commenting did you? She clearly says she is going to a friends birthday party.. and as much I know Suzy doesn't go out much I do think she goes to the GG members and GG memebers friends birthdays because Arin..

No. 250213

>>250211
Whoops missed that part most likely because I was too focused on her insanely small eyes and not listening to the words coming out of her mouth. I only heard the part where she was going on about playing with makeup only to wash it off when she was done.

No. 250214

>>250209
genuine question, how is she emulating Bunny?

No. 250217

Remember when watching Suzy was actually kind of entertaining? When she dressed nicely, her make-up was a little more flattering and she tried things without being cringey at it?

I miss old sooz

No. 250221

>>249720
Holy shit how dumb is she, I can't even watch all of this. She actually thought the first door was hard? "Uhhh it could be either" did she not take in any of the instructions previously given?

No. 250223

>>250195

>"I wish I'd known about contouring when I was in highschool.."


with the way you contour your cheeks I kinda wish too

No. 250240

>>250195
Being fat definitely doesn't help her with the giant face with small eyes nose and mouth situation.

Her head looks like a giant potato

No. 250253

File: 1458332043868.png (194.05 KB, 480x800, Screenshot_2016-03-18-15-58-27…)

How desperate can some Game Grumps fans be?

No. 250262

File: 1458333266208.gif (438.83 KB, 300x188, 1450727395013.gif)

>>250253
someone tell this artist to love themselves
this is so embarrassing

No. 250285

>>250195
Her skin looks so damaged, her forehead looks like the greasy side of the moon.

No. 250319

>>250285
I love how she didn't like the Burberry foundation because it made her skin greasy… but it looked the same in texture before/after the application.

No. 250321

File: 1458340589494.jpg (Spoiler Image,111.92 KB, 475x429, hey youtube its moonim3r.jpg)

>>250285
>Implying she isn't moonfaced to begin with.

No. 250455

>>250217
wow shes cute here

No. 250659

>>250031
>>250031
>>250031
BEADY ANGLO EYES

No. 250701

>>250201
She thought she was being cute, bless her heart. I laughed tho.

>>250319
I have that Burberry foundation, and it's not greasy at all. Her face is just greasy as fuck from all of the food she's been shoving down her gullet.

No. 250702

File: 1458361455165.jpg (Spoiler Image,15.58 KB, 355x355, 81WxrsW67YL._SY355_.jpg)

I'm really digging this picture of snoozy

No. 250709

>>250702
I laughed.
Even the CPD has less beady eyes than her.

No. 250714

>>250201

god that burp was disgusting. It was like a rancid fart out of her mouth. But then 10 seconds later does a cut for when she gets a drink?? Like why the fuck leave that burp in snooze.

No. 250737

>>250195
fucking l o l
I wanna say I'm surprised by Snoozy still drinking soda after tweeting that her mom was "almost sure" that soda caused her mom's cancer. What happened to that fear mongering shit, Snooze?

No. 250809

>>250195
how can you claim to be good at makeup and then not putting ANY makeup on your neck and jawline?!?!?! thats like makeup 101 mistake!! come on suzy even you know better than that

No. 250837

File: 1458402885291.jpg (30.99 KB, 599x302, thumb.jpg)

idk if arin has his hair in a man bun or a ponytail but he looks like a fucking thumb

No. 250854

>>250837
Lol if you ignore the neckbeard he really does look like a thumb or a toe anon pls

No. 250865

>>250837
It looks like his head and neck are one and not two distinct parts on a human body

No. 250881

>>250837
They look like two brothers in their late 30's hanging out with their retired dad.

No. 250890

>>250837
I always think to myself that Arin should really cut off his stupid long hair whenever I see him because it looks so awful, but then I see him with short hair like this and I realize his long hair is actually his best look.

No. 250896

>>238653
>>250890
I honestly think the excess weight ages Arin dramatically, and the long hair doesn't work with the weight.

I honestly think he looked his absolute best in this video with Suzy. His hair was "long-ish" but it actually worked because he was at a lower weight and looked fashionable in the vid.

Dang it Arin, get back to this.

No. 250898

>arin and octo talking about lolita

absolutely disgusting

No. 250904

>>250898
Link please?
You made me kinda curious

No. 250914


No. 250919

>>250837
Brian has man tits.

No. 251000

>>250898
I'm so confused, is octo trying to actually wear it?

No. 251001

File: 1458441962600.png (631.07 KB, 1080x1920, Screenshot_2016-03-19-19-47-33…)

At least dear Celine is decent quality

No. 251002

>>251000
Yes, there is actually a picture of him wearing lolita too, its so disgustingly ita I cant even stomach to link it. It looks like sissy shit despite the real lolita stuff.


>>251001
>Japanese conversation
>Talking about Chinese brands on taobao.

No. 251011

>>251002
All Azns are the same anon, didn't you kno

No. 251023

>>251002
because its not like lolita originated from japan or anything

No. 251057

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No. 251073

>>250898
They're encroaching their 50 triple chins into my territory.

For real, though, can they even fit into Dear Celine? I can't wait to see how awful they look in those.

No. 251074

>>250919
he is ancient so I give him a pass for being flabby

No. 251075

>>251023
the brands were chinese, my friend.

No. 251076

>>251074
He's a dad and used to be pretty fat, I give him a pass too

No. 251082

>>251075
Dear Celine is chinese?

No. 251088

>>251082
Yeah, it's a Taobao brand. Taobao is Chinese.

No. 251108

>>250195
that foundation did NOTHING for her holy shit, it was NO difference… is the burberry foundation really that bad or is it because she didnt use any primer?

No. 251153

File: 1458511770204.jpg (Spoiler Image,89.21 KB, 600x800, wow just burn it.jpg)

>>250914
>here's the outfit c:

shoes, blouse, wig, gloves, tights, jacket

…no dress/skirt???

>>251000
>>251002

No. 251172

>>251153
He thinks the infanta jacket is a dress. But that is the wrong photo anon.

No. 251174

>>251171
>>251172
I found it on his twitter bc i was curious about what >>251002 said. I'm well aware that that's not his new outfit he was talking to Arin about lol.

has anyone told him that's not a real dress yet?

No. 251200

>>251108
It's probably because her skin is greasy as fuck and she did nothing to wash off all the grease before she put it on. I'm sure that video was probably filmed midday or so and I can guarantee she didn't wash her face before applying that makeup (if she even washed it at all that day). You can slather something over grease but the grease is still going to win in the end.

Primer doesn't actually do that much honestly, especially when your face is naturally oily.

No. 251204

>>251075
no shit. my point is that lolita is a japanese fashion.

No. 251331

File: 1458558478067.png (1.21 MB, 2048x1536, image.png)

Fucking hell her eyeliner… I can never get over this.

No. 251342

>>251331
this looks like the type of eyeliner i'd do when i first started wearing make-up and wanted to look 3edgy5me.
maybe she thinks the bigger the wings on her eyeliner, the bigger chance she can fly away from her problems.

No. 251355

>>251331
At least she stopped doing the inner corner wings… right? Tiny baby steps with suzy.

No. 251356

>>250195
Oh wait never mind. Also Suzy probably doesn't realize that different foundations have different finishes. Dewy finish foundation can look great if you aren't oily. She should look for things that are satin or matte finish.

No. 251357

File: 1458572295513.jpg (57.75 KB, 637x294, eyebrows.jpg)

Hnnghhh

No. 251360

File: 1458573782317.png (1.32 MB, 1080x1831, Screenshot_2016-03-21-11-18-15…)

I'm bored at work so here's some stuff from her insta.

I hope her side shave doesn't fully grow back. Her hair would look less limp if it wasn't so long.

No. 251361

File: 1458573876402.png (1.9 MB, 1080x1833, Screenshot_2016-03-21-11-19-52…)

>>251360
And this one. Am I alone thinking that they look fake and made of paper?

No. 251367

>>251355
Nope. She still did them in the video, just later on.

No. 251369

… Did she actually do her makeup for this video?

No. 251377

>>251360
How is she so bad at applying fucking lipstick

No. 251381

>>251369
I don't feel like screenshotting at the moment, but this comment:
>That simple/natural make up looks great on you, Suzy! ♥

Because winging your eyeliner out to the end of your eyebrow is totes natural.
as are those lashes.
And that lip.

No. 251387

>>251369
At 6:07 she claims she has been with Arin for 14 years.

Wat.

What about the year split, Katie, etc etc.

No. 251394

>>251369
Oh no the thumbnail made me think she was naked

No. 251397

>>251369
no she clearly said in her GRWM video that is she is going to a friends birthday party, as has been stated many times by now, come on follow along if you dont intend on watching a video through.
She probably just filmed this right after she was done with the makeup.

No. 251398

>>251369
Says she doesn't like going to cons because of anxiety and the crazy fans
Then says she loves meeting fans later in the video… What

No. 251402

>>251398
She doesn't know whether she wants to be the fun, quirky gamurgurl or the shy, bookish gamurgurl. I love how she fails horribly at trying to flip flop from one to the other.

No. 251406

>>251398
im pretty sure a lot of youtubers don't enjoy the con scene and tend to not go because of crazy rabid fans (wasnt there a story about someone stalking dan at the last con?)

sure they probably like meeting random people on the street who recognize them, but being bombarded by crazy kids who are awkward and probably dont know anything about personal space and boundaries is too much

No. 251410

>>251398
Seconding >>251406. There's a huge difference in the way young fans react to internet famous people on the street versus a con.
The same kid that could act normal at any random place or even a meet and greet is a total sperglord with no boundaries at conventions. They're like rabid animals.

Suzy gets a pass on this one IMO. I wouldn't put myself in the position to have to deal with edgy kids touching and following me around all day. Not worth the trouble.

No. 251412

>>251406
Cons are always like that, even if you aren't famous and just wearing a half decent costume. You get stalked, interrupted all the fucking time trying to do shit, have people trying to touch you because "ohhh good costume! I can touch you!" uh, no. I don't blame them for not going, even if they aren't famous. It's a shit show.

No. 251415

>>251369
She didn't answer my question about ass eating… :(

No. 251470

File: 1458599612669.jpeg (103.93 KB, 640x875, image.jpeg)

I was looking at Vernon's ig and this pose he always does is so cringey lmao especially since definitely no one on GG is "hard"

No. 251474

>>251470
Suzy is a taxidermist? Sorry, but rehydrating and mounting insects does not make someone a taxidermist. Highly doubt she has formalin or a set of fleshing knives.

No. 251477

>>251474
she has streamed doing taxidermy… things. idk anything about taxidermy but she was doing stuff!

No. 251480

>>251477
>>251474
pretty curious about this one actually. She said she's taken some classes and done a stream but most of her 'work' seems to be gluing finished insects into a frame (poorly). Anyone here caught that stream?

No. 251486

>>251480
okay i literally know nothing about taxidermy, but i dropped in for like 5 minutes before i left from boredom. but i saw her with an animal skin (a deer/ elk of some kind) and she was running a knife on the underside of it. she said something about what she was going to do with it when she was done, but i don't remember what.

No. 251489

She did go to some kind of taxidermy school and she once had a picture up of some kind of deer she was working on. I'll see if I can find it.

source on this pic:

http://www.taxidermy-schools.net/StudentPhotos-EconoCourses.htm

No. 251491

File: 1458603936266.jpg (705.54 KB, 2000x1500, ClassLg.jpg)

>>251489
woops dropped pic

No. 251494

File: 1458604474365.png (614.29 KB, 947x640, Capture.PNG)

>>251489
Also it may not be much proof but she had a picture of it somewhere, she was actually working on an antelope

No. 251495

>>251470
She looks like a silver-back gorilla getting ready to charge

No. 251497

>>251387
I find that people who have been off then on again just ignore the time they have been off because it is complicated to break it out.

>>251491
I remember that she left gg for a while to go somewhere for school. I dont know how long it is supposed to take but I know there is a video of her talking about taking a break from youtube to do this.

No. 251498

>>251494
>>251491
Like fuck did she work on a whole Pronghorn (not a true antelope) for her first mount. You start off with like a large bird or a squirrel, a short run of courses does not prepare you for that. Pretty sure she's painting a fish in that other photo. I am skeptical, it's fucking expensive and difficult, and if she hasn't mastered insects she's certainly not gonna be able to do the whole process of skinning, stretching, tanning, form creating, mounting, drying etc.
Source; I dabble.

>>251497
Site says it's a three week course.

No. 251500

>>251498
with you on the skeptical bit. I've seen a few seconds clip of her working on some kind of antelope/deer/I don't really remember (presumably from the stream she did) but in it she was just kinda faffing about with it.

No. 251503

File: 1458607250730.png (1.68 MB, 1080x1920, Screenshot_2016-03-21-19-35-36…)

>>251498
I personally didn't mean to suggest she did.

This is the picture I was referring to but it's the only time I've seen her taxidermy amy thing besides bugs.

No. 251505

File: 1458607657793.png (783 KB, 936x606, uh..PNG)


No. 251514

>>251503
shes so desperate for goth points with this whole taxidermy thing, holy shit

didn't the Creepy Cute Alternative Grl who's interested in bugs thing die out already?

No. 251541

File: 1458616547021.png (Spoiler Image,60.91 KB, 325x374, 1713720 - Game_Grumps TheCrazy…)

shit, I missed St. Patrick's Day

No. 251543

>>251541
who drew this and why

No. 251561

>>251541
who would do this?

No. 251619


No. 251620


No. 251621


No. 251646

>>250898
>>250914
Octo is a creepy fetishist anime fag who thinks he's being cute by going on about anime shit and how much he enjoys wearing dresses. I hate both him and Arin. It's no surprise they'd get along.

No. 251647

>>251074
>>251076
He's like 38, I think? Come on now. You can be in shape at that age. There's no excuse.

No. 251648

>>251153
Why do men do this?! Fuck octo. he's a disgusting sissy

No. 251649

>>251470
She's so flabby. jfc

No. 251650

>>251541
This is so creepy. Why draw 'fanart' of real people having sex? it isnt cute. it's disturbing.

No. 251656

>>251500
I wish she kept her past Twitch broadcasts up because then we could go watch it, but the last time she even broadcasted was last July. I'd hate to be someone who bought a subscription for longer than a month to her channel during that broadcast.

(also, I'm going to be sad when this thread maxes. The thread pic is just so good.)

No. 251718

>>238653
I feel like Ross is desperately trying to tolerate Suzy in this Monster High play through.

No. 251719

>>251718
I really don't understand why Suzy is still on GG when she has her own Let's Play Channel anyway

No. 251720

>>251718
Honestly I don't think so, I didn't think Suzy has been bad at all during these grumpcades with Ross, maybe its because she doesn't really play herself but just look and come with little comments.

No. 251739

>>251503
Oh no of course you weren't, I didn't mean to sound like I was accusing you.

Seems she did though. Either she has the most insane natural talent or she basically stood there while the instructor did it all. The latter is most likely.

>>251514
Nah we're still here.

No. 251741

>>251498
I watched a bit of one of the streams where she worked on this and it was at the point where she had fixed the hide on the mount and was sewing it up the back but wasn't using the correct thread because she "couldn't find it" so the thread kept snapping as she pulled it to tighten it.

No. 251742

>>251741
Also forgot the part where she mentioned that most taxidermists don't do shoulder mounts or any mounts that look straight forward because it's too hard to get the symmetry right… Any legitimate taxidermist I know almost always does or offers straight forward mounts.

No. 251745

>>251742
what? I don't know too much about taxidermy but I live in a 'hunting area' and seen plenty of taxidermy animals/mounts before. Almost all of them have faced straight forward.

No. 251750

File: 1458687723827.png (556.59 KB, 720x1280, Screenshot_2016-03-22-18-55-19…)

fukin kek

No. 251784

>>250195
if your fat, contouring is just useless.
just fucking lose weight

No. 251786

>>251023
lolita is inspired from victorian eras and rococo fashion though
although now, 50% of lolita dresses just look like ageplay

No. 264005

File: 1461736267958.jpeg (106.75 KB, 640x633, image.jpeg)

I know a lot of you are hating on Suzy and the grumps, and that's what you want to do. I'm not here to force you away from what you're doing, but I just want to make valid reasons clear.

Suzy:

1: a lot of you are saying that Suzys taxidermy isn't the best, but keep in mind that by the date this was finished, it wouldn't be long after her graduating from a three week taxidermy course. Although I agree that that is t the prettiest or most well made piece of hers, she has since then greatly improved.

2: I have also noticed some of you calling Suzy ' weird ' or 'goth ' or ' to loud for your liking ', and how you ' can't handle her being so loud and In your face '. If this is the case, just STAY AWAY FROM HER VIDEOS IF YOU DONT LIKE THEM ( same thing with the grumps and bunny

No. 268699

File: 1462834607364.jpg (56.21 KB, 600x799, l.jpg)

Arin used to look legit handsome:

No. 268700

File: 1462834691108.jpg (39.14 KB, 464x348, 878888382_IMG_0337.JPG)

But then this happened:

No. 268701

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No. 268702

File: 1462835003032.jpg (55.05 KB, 480x640, CZntUy2WcAEXkCv.jpg large.jpg)

GREASEVILLE - POPULATION 1

No. 296406

File: 1471657871216.jpg (Spoiler Image,602.89 KB, 1067x1600, 14605336515597655f_cfake.jpg)

Most probably what she realistically looks like naked

No. 362992

God this part of the "fandom" is toxic and it disgusts me. That people will actually take time out of there day to complain about Suzy. Yeah her taxidermy isn't THE best but how good are you at taxidermy and makeup? also being anonymous shows how spineless you really are. Im not saying or forcing you to like suzy but the way your talking about her like she's a piece of human trash literally makes me sick. Its fine if you don't like her but saying all off this? Thats real low.If you have an opinion to express and you feel fiercely about it don't hide and go anonymous. Its not impressive. It only makes you look like an insecure coward.



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