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No. 280274
New Onion thread.
Old one:
>>262266Current news:
>Onision now solely makes his living being edgy, given up on his "comedy".>Lost his verified badge on twitter for being edgy.>His wife is pregnant again and starting to show. The child might be his. >People are trying to get documents about his time in the army.>He claims the cuck-insults aren't getting to him (They are). Current videos:
Who gives a shit, they are all the same.
No. 280279
Link to Kiwi-thread:
https://kiwifar.ms/threads/onision.4851/page-56(Right now they're trying to bait Onion with the dox they got on his family)
>>280278You can still imaging some sweet oral, from the picture with the white mask :^)
No. 280288
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anyone catch this gem? is he saying what i think hes saying?
No. 280296
>>280286he accidentally filmed Troy sitting on Lainey's lap in the background of a video once and Lainey accidentally snapped a portrait someone drew of baby Troy in the background of her snapchat. I saw them on eoliveson tumblr
>>280279He's not going to acknowledge them unless people start bothering him or his family members. otherwise he's just attracting attention to all of his information
No. 280415
>>280353There's nothing to last. If you watch his "new me" video you can tell he's being painfully sarcastic which makes all of this worse since that would make his other tweets ( "apologising" for mentioning Christina's death and the shooting ) just another big joke.
Of course he is whatever he wishes to be and like said many times before, it's sad he chose to be such human garbage.
No. 280416
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I seriously wish I could punch him in the face.
No. 280476
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Oh Plainboi, maybe that prepubescent girl is scared of the creep skills you learned from Garg.
No. 280528
Holy shit guys look at greg's twitter
he's still doing this whole nice act lmao
https://twitter.com/Onision/status/742718193009971200He says its also cause people were going after lainey
No. 280556
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No. 280558
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JUST FOR THE CAUSE!! GAY PEOPLE NEED THIS ONE PICTURE OF GIRLS KISSING. IT CAUSED US TO ALMOST DIVORCE BUT THE GAYS NEED US DONT YOU UNDERSTAND?????
No. 280589
>>280583What's more awkward is the thought that onion took this photo, most likely
Blegh
No. 280721
>>280558PLEASE! "just for the cause, she knows Billy is following her.
Since she claims she is a boy, she could've just posted a photo of her kissing Onion then.
No. 280748
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Kek
No. 280750
>>280749Billie is coming back for some greasy dickings masked as "lesbian love".
All according to Onion's keikaku
No. 280859
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>>280528Which is it, Gurg?
No. 280965
>>280961I've always found it more logical to go by what she actually posts rather than assume what goes on behind the scenes.
>>she's actually an adult with a child and she is actively preying on her underaged fanbase.From what we can see and from what we have seen from her for the past year or so, it's definitely this.
No. 281402
>>281075Onion is sooo normal- that's why he has no friends, hops from one teenager to other, abuses his gfs, is hypocritical and lies constantly…
What a well-adjusted, normal guy.
No. 281463
>>281210This, the MB test is sometimes used by employers to assess which role you would fit into more at their workplace, otherwise - it's useless and unimportant in the real world.
It basically just tells you if you're more likely to be an impulsive/logical extrovert/introvert.
No. 281710
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>30 something year man cosplaying as 16
No. 281714
>>281712They're friends again jerking each other off on twitter
>>281710He is always so terrible with makeup.. I wish he would ask for some advice from his wife or at least watch a youtube tutorial.
Also what's up with that cloth on the wall in the background? Is he covering a window with that?
No. 281732
>>281714but asking for help
a) admits he fails at something
b) means accepting makeup takes more effort than he thinks it should
No. 282139
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Has he ever taken the piss out of gay people because he seems to target every group and is a hypocrite and i've lost count of all the shitty things hes said.
No. 282543
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>>282444I guess this is the only thing he can talk about without being edgy.
No. 282547
>>282543lol he tries to act like "being called a cuck is cool! I'm not bothered at all!"
But you can clearly tell how much it
triggers him.
No. 282552
>>282444He's like trying to define himself as the "cuck" the Donald fans use to describe hillary/bernie supporters, rabid feminists, SJW's, etc. So it seems better in his head and to his fans.
He knows full well people call him a cuck, and began calling him a cuck because of letting Lainey have lesbian affairs. It must bother him if he's desperately trying to associate it with a different meaning. Though I guess both meanings of the insult apply to him, he is most definitely a huge cuck either way.
No. 282828
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He couldn't even last a week.
No. 282902
>>282856Babby's first questioning christianity. Pretty much every edgy thirteen year old has done the whole "But what if Satan was the good guy???" schtick.
Only difference here is Onision is a grown ass man.
No. 283046
>>282137>>282140therapists can diagnose you.
I saw a therapist who specialized in biofeedback and after a lot of sessions we had a "testing" session where she took out a huge book full of questions. After confirming which specific ones applied to me (thanks to multiple sessions) I went to the other side of the building where a doctor gave me the right meds for the diagnosis.
A therapist alone cannot give you meds, but therapists working with doctors can give you meds. like a jury and a judge, the therapist gives the diagnosis to the doctor and the doctor gives the meds they think will fit best. I'm on a college campus where the mental and physical wellness people work side by side. and only give meds to people they have a years worth of history with. Onion most likely does not see a therapist that works with doctors side by side and I will bet my whole damn bank account he hasn't seen the same therapist habitually for more than a year.
sorry for the rant, it just pisses me off when people self diagnose themselves, let alone doing nothing about it even after therapist confirmations.
Onions; see a real fucking therapist (without your wife there) CONSISTENTLY for more than a year and if they tell you that you have a specific mental disorder, TAKE YOUR FUCKIN MEDS MAN.
I like youtube drama as much as the next guy, but why the hell is it all coming from 35-40 year old males? Get a fuckin life, you have kids for fucks sake.
No. 283056
>>283046samefaggin but on a side note …. why the masks? Does that add to his edginess or something? Is it just getting too hard to hide his age?
I mean I'm glad I don't have to see his god awful face on here as much but it just looks so fuckin stupid.
No. 283138
>>283056He's gone through some other weirdo pseudo-edgy 'phases' in the past year or two.
He had his lame quirky phase where he dyed his hair and used 10000 filters and tried to act cutesy to get more fangirls, then his hardcore "mean" phase in 2014-2015 where he bullied everyone, his makeup phase where he wore tons of makeup and did different patterns on his face and now the mask phase is here. It's all just weird lame wannabe mysterious shit to make his fans ask questions. And mostly because he's getting older and trying to hide and be cool. But he fails.
No. 283146
>>283138All of his crazy phases started when he got with Lainey. She's gone through a lot of phases also. I think the first one was when she was acting like a toddler drinking from sippy cups bathing with whinny the pooh bath toys and Greg would carry her around everywhere. Then she tried to be an alt / emo girl, then she wanted to be that androgynous actress and now she's an agender space prince.
I think they both reinvent themselves to try to make themselves happy but they won't admit it's actually their relationship that's the problem. They both truly lost themselves in this mess of a marriage.
No. 283258
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>>283257Laineyboy is definitely into that
No. 283290
>>283257uuuggghhh no that bathtub photo
>>283286open it in a new window and remove the anony.link bit, it'll work fine
No. 283375
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No. 283534
>>283375This shits hilarious since she denied being bi AND agender for so long. Jesus, what an undeserving bitch.
"My husband exploits me for views! I'm so inspirational! I also groom and prey on young girls, so queer xD"
No. 283596
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boy lainey, you sure are a doormat
No. 283620
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>>283566Even if that was the case I'd rather be his second child considering people did that math and figured out this was posted the week Troy was created
No. 283650
>>283648So lolcow,how long do you think their relationship is gonna last?
I say a few years more, Lainey will be too doormat to end it and then Greg will just dump her and replace her with a new teenage, same thing he did to Skye.
No. 283651
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>>283648Uhh on second thought maybe I'll just skip this one..
No. 283708
One of Onision's STUPID fucking fans feed their dogs a vegetable only diet and it's made Distractify.
http://distractify.com/animals/2016/06/23/vegan-dog-owner-gets-ownedThis is what Gerg teaches kids to do, through dangerous information and new-age bullshit.
No. 283788
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>>283648I feel like this picture just sums up Laineys role in this whole relationship/youtube "career"
No. 283814
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So, is she back with Billie?
No. 284272
>>283708"I have nothing against Vegans. Sure they're the butt of everyone's jokes, but that's not really because of their lifestyle, just their superior, holier-than-thou attitude about how everyone else in the world is evil for eating fish and chicken."
Oh, so I can ignore the entire article. Cool.
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No. 284328
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I am guessing Billie is back, it's just that they are hiding it.
She refollowed both Onion and Plainey and so did they.
No. 284330
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Typical Onision fan
No. 284355
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It's gets more and more gross every time he talks about his impregnation fetish.
No. 284401
>>283981And why does he think this shit will help anyone or think he's making a bold statement? Everyone who isn't a dumb Gurg fan
knows he has shit self-esteem which is why he tears down others and wears a ton of makeup being a hypocritical douche
No. 284440
>>284420Comment on this video "Her personality is so bland and shes so monotone. Not trying to be a dick but, I mean.."
LOL
No. 284511
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>>284496He thought he would gain fans from Leafy's fanbase but he's been losing subscribers on all of his channels instead
No. 284593
I don't think you guys could be serious here.
You don't seem like the kind of people who watch his EVERY SINGLE video and that's fine, because you don't like him.
But making statements and assumptions for something he said in a video without knowing if he actually added something to it in another is very stupid.
The guy is known for being extremely sarcastic, overall mean with an offensive sense of humor.
Not everyone can swallow that shit, and that is fine.
However it is kinda hard to deny half the things he is saying since he's the type of person who educates/spreads messages through facts. And saying you don't believe in facts is…please don't say that for fuck's sake.
It is definitely true how vegans and vegetarians are healthier.
Onision never stated that cats and dogs should be vegetarian as well, since those animals (along with wildlife) actually need meet. While humans DO NOT.
The amount of protein found in meat is funny next to the bacteria, and the same kind of protein can be found in other food as well.
I am actually not a vegetarian, I am not good with the money to afford healthy food, but I am aware of what I'm consuming.
Next to that, Onision is right about Leafy's content. Or at least in my opinion.
Debating here on who you like more is optional, really.
I just don't agree with all of you with half the things written here, 's all.
No. 284601
>>284593Actually he has said in the past that a dog would live longer on a vegetarian diet. Onion is an idiot. His dogs stared getting sick and couldn't keep the food down anymore. That's when he back tracked.
People don't really have to assume anything about his life, because he puts it all out there. The only thing there is any speculation on is his military history –and, allegedly, someone is waiting on those.
Also no one gives a fuck about your diet or money situation. Stop sucking his dick.
No. 284605
>>284593He gives out terrible and dangerous advice, see here
>>283708 for details where his own fans believe and follow his "facts" you poor delusional child.
No. 284607
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He's sooooo factual.
No. 284608
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>>284603If the ripped grocery bag photo was any indication, they live off processed food.
No. 284626
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>>284593Kill yourself Gerg
No. 284640
>>284631If you keep watching, it's revealed the two Re: My wife videos were fake (They were on the Onision channel, which lately just has mostly fake drama unlike before to confuse others)
Or there's a chance that's legit but I doubt it.
No. 284679
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>>284593>he's the type of person who educates/spreads messages through factsWhat's everybody's favourite Gergoyle "fact"?
I'm not sure if mine is that foreskins prevent rape or that Europe isn't part of western civilisation.
No. 284683
>>284679Mine is when he thought vaginas were normally dry. My other favorite "fact" is when he would link the email Adrienne sent him and would say she apologized for lying about him but if you actually clicked on his link and read the email she never said that lol
>>283650I give them until 2018. There's no way they would last longer than that
No. 284688
>>284608Why would he not just support the bag from the bottom? If you're putting glass jars in a paper bag, it's common sense to carry it like that.
I also love the idea that either the bag broke JUST before he set it on the kitchen counter or it broke elsewhere and he rearranged it in his kitchen like a really depressing still life.
No. 284690
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>>284608>>284687Wait you guys are missing the best part
No. 284693
>>284690That poor Whole Foods guy. Just trying to help, had no idea what he was walking into.
Also reusable bags are fucking amazing. They're only inconvenient to dumbfucks that forget to grab them before they go shopping. They're also THE most environmentally friendly option there is, so wtf is he even spewing.
No. 284760
>>284679Mine is that shaving pubic hair makes sex better because the penetration is deeper.
Gergless super "factual", yo.
No. 284775
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Greg's idea of feminism is just lesbian fetishism.
No. 284839
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No. 284849
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>>284846That screenshot was before the actual glitch
No. 285067
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Onion defending vegetarian dogs again.
No. 285104
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He needs to grow the fuck up.
No. 285159
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Shiloh was talking about onision on Twitter. Sucks that she still has to deal with his fanbase
No. 285160
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No. 285395
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Look whose in the background. Here we go again
No. 285406
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>>285398Greg is lying so hard. He said in his I Betrayed my Wife video that he never had a threesome. Getting called a cuck so much is really bruising his ego.
No. 285408
>>285396I feel like it would just be the nice thing to do? Maybe I'm weird, but when I take pictures of my friends or my bf, I fix some pimples they have on their face before posting it. It's just what I'd like them to do for me?
Anyway, cuddlegate 2.0: are we ready?
No. 285426
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No. 285440
>>285408Yes! Finally, some potential milk.
This is the woman that Greg admitted he was attracted to, asked to kiss, claimed he loved her (if only for a brief period after Lainey hauled ass) and gave a naked massage to. Now she's back in their weird little menage a trois.
Gotta be some more milk on the way.
No. 285446
>>285398Well, he quite clearly watched the whole video as he is a narcissist. Even if you weren't completely self centered, If someone made a video about you that garnered several million views you wouldn't want to watch at least most of it? Such BS.
Also love how he still ignored most of the salient points, including about the police report after the Shiloh Shenanigans.
I only wish Leafy had gotten some of the facts more accurate so Greg couldn't be such a smug cunt about it. The "I betrayed my wife videos" could still have been brought up, just not the joke ones on the "comedy" channel which were only made to make the original vid about Billie seem like it might also be a joke and that he actually wasn't chasing jailbait. Wish he'd got into some of the Adrienne shit too.
No. 285537
>>285426ok seriously this is creeping me out, like his face is the void and it's drawing me into it's black greasy abyss
did he cut and paste his shooped face on the body of a 12-year old boy? it's so big, and like 10x darker than the rest of the super small pale body….
No. 285551
>>285104This motherfucker.
he'a shooping himself to appeal to teenage girls, like this is beyond creepy.
No. 285576
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He has NEVER bought up the EU referendum EVER, he didn't warn anyone that it was "a bad idea" not even once. This is the first time he's ever mentioned it and it will be the last because he knows fuck all about the subject… what he's doing is basically the equivalent of clickbait.
He's such a slimy brown-noser for every cause out there, he will literally jump on anything that is even slightly controversial even when he's never bothered to research those subjects. It honestly makes me sick. He doesn't give a fuck about anything or anyone, he plays this all up for views and asspats, period.
He always pretends to know what the fuck he's talking about in less than 140 characters, if he was so dedicated to supporting and helping people, he would be writing essays on this shit and going out there to participate in rallies.
The truth is, he actually has no fucking clue what he's talking about, yet all his fans lap it up without questioning him whatsoever.
I mean for fucks sake, this guy has been sitting on his ass at the computer 24/7 for the past 10 years, he's gone beyond the realm of batshit insane armchair activist, he's a loser with absolutely no desire to improve himself intellectually or characteristically.
No. 285588
>>284593Hey there, I'd like you to come back and chat to us… we're all kind-hearted here, honestly.
Can we talk about what "facts" he has given you or made you believe? It'd be cool if we could talk about them, I speak for myself and I would personally love to hear your views and why you feel this random man makes you feel the way you do.
No. 285623
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>>285576>regret leaving the eu yetNope. Its only been a week and nothing has really changed except our gov has gone batshit not that i believe he would understand the first thing about politics given he doesnt seem to know basic shit like oh i dunno dogs need to eat MEAT. I'm with you anon.
No. 285701
>>285609The sad thing is that he thinks he's being sarcastic and 'roasting himself' when everything he said was the truth and he
needs to understand that and fix himself.
No. 285707
>>285640I googled them recently out of curiosity so I'll fill you in.
I searched Skye a couple years ago and found her private Facebook. In her profile picture she had a really cute short haircut. I checked recently and the account was gone. She deleted it or she changed her name.
Adrienne is in a long term relationship with a rocker guy. They just had their third year anniversary. Her social media is still public. Gregs fans don't know enough about her to attack her social media.
No. 285709
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It's official
No. 285712
>>285709Oh man, I can't wait until grease fucks her again.
Either Billie is incredibly naive or she's doing it for the lulz.
No. 285719
>>285709Plainey looks seriously content if not even happy here.
They should just run off together so Gergle can whine about his single-parent/dad life on the internet while raising another psychopath, that carries on his crazyness.
No. 285725
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Pretty sure that's Billie here
No. 285735
>>285719She really does look happy. Genuine smile in her eyes vs
>>285395 any other pics with Gurg
No. 285770
>>285764No, your friends could still see it then.
Go to your profile, go to the "more" drop down menu, click likes, click the pencil icon, click privacy settings, and you can now edit who can see your liked movies, pages, celebrities, music, etc.
If you just liked his page you can set it to "only me" so she wouldn't be able to see you have.
If you're liking his statuses and shit (why?) I'm not sure you can hide that.
No. 285802
>>285769I'm
>>285712 and I didn't say any such thing.
No. 285806
>>285802"Either Billie is incredibly naive or she's doing it for the lulz."
I think you're giving her too much credit. But point taken.
No. 285810
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oh fuck it's onionboy in the background
No. 285814
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>>285810Taylor is no longer sad, and left out. Now she's with Billie and Greg is creeping while they try to figure out how to oust Taylor.
No. 285830
>>285820He seems lucid and almost… normal here.
I'd feel bad for him if he weren't such an asshole.
No. 285870
>>285820>Have a wonderful nightHe even seems like a kind, "normal" person
What the hell happened to him?
No. 285878
>>285814Stuff like this kind of makes me feel sad for Lainey. No wonder she brought Billie in to give her some attention. I kind of hope the Greg/Billie thing is over and Lainey and Billie end up together because
>>285810 is the happiest Lainey has looked
No. 285892
>>285878I will never understand why people continue to fall back into the trap of sympathy for Lainey whenever she shows any sign of a personality other than morose.
She's just as bad as Gurg if not worse as she enables his behavior by being his doormat, not to mention they both share the same predatory and manipulative qualities when it comes to picking up their teenage fans.
Fuck Lainey and fuck Gurg, I hope their marriage bombs with this pathetic stunt and keep the milk flowing with the ruin they cause to anyone close in their lives.
No. 285900
>>285897She pretty much goaded Billie into getting back with her through emotionally manipulative Tweets. Simultaneously berating and appeasing until she got her back, she's just as much of a scumfuck as Onion is, it's pretty obvious where she's learned those tricks from.
She's a conniving bitch.
No. 285917
>>285870Skye took his humanity and what was left of his sanity with her. She kept him from going full-on psycho and reminded him of what it's like to feel love for others inspite of the obvious narcissism and sociopathy shown even back then. Dude might've been a completely different person to what his is not if they stayed married for a little longer.
Also this - a quote from her old Twitter page:
>Go back to the kind and caring person I once knew!…/…Don't get pulled into the black abyss of misery! No. 285927
>>285922Their poor children. The things they will see when they googles their parents..
>>285917As soon as he left her his mental state went downhill fast and he hasn't recovered since. I think another reason for this was that his youtube following was growing fast and it really got to his head.
No. 285932
>>285931I'm waiting for him to flip-flop and make a video on why he's now embraced being a cuckold, and how beautiful it is to flaunt your sexual fetishes online for all your 12 year old fans to see.
Of course, expect to see their "relationship goals!" comments when he does.
No. 285935
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>>285921Compared to the pics with Lamo, this is actually pretty genuine… My question is; aren't you supposed to feel more love for your second wife rather than your first wife?
I know it's different for other people when it comes to this but in Onion's case, it's strange.
No. 285943
>>285920I thought Shiloh stated on her blog a while back that the only reason Onion asked her out was because she had media attention which he wanted more of. Same with that one other daughter of a famous rockstar who he went WAY too in depth with the blowjob thing. KISS was it?
Either way, I think this is why it gives this impression. But then again, maybe they did just hit it off a bit more than with Lamo. Either way I'm just waiting until the train crashes
No. 285944
>>285936True, I'm pretty sure she is just fully gay as well but is stuck. Especially now she is pregnant. She'll be staying for the $$$ and because she won't know how to look after herself at all.
>>285900True, she brings a kid into all this stupid drama. In fact the last and only time in a while I have seen her talk about her kid was to get back at billie (for the whole 'bruising a marriage' comment. Lainey called Billie disgusting for breaking up a family with a kid.)
No. 285958
>>285953I have a feeling that once Gurg loses most of his fanbase due to aging and isn't making any money from his content anymore, they'll both purge their social media accounts by the time Troy is allowed to use the internet.
His digital footprints will still be around due to the expose sites and wayback machine, but Gurg has a habit of spinning the truth and denying his shitty past, so he wouldn't be against lying to convince his son it's just the haters spreading rumors about them.
No. 285972
>>285968The three of them have no idea how polyamoury works, Lainey is just another bored-as-shit housewife who is only allowed another woman as a sidepiece because her husband has forbidden her to fuck another guy, and she's forbidden him to fuck another woman.
He's a cuckold, he's only allowed to watch them instead of actually participating in a threesome.
No. 285974
>>285970This, same goes for Taylor… one minute she says Onion forced her into getting with Billie, the next minute she's pining over this girl to come back to her.
People can't keep claiming she's innocent in all of this, they're all as bad as each other because they think there's nothing outside of life other than internet views and subscribers.
No. 285977
>>285970THIS
>>285972Lainey was more than down to have a near underage girl round to fuck. Greg was down with it because he is also always down to have another near underage girl around to fuck.
No. 285983
>>285974idk, after what happened with shiloh i find it hard to put blame on the girls in greg's life that fall into his path. shiloh did some seriously fucked up shit when she was with greg, but as soon as she got away from him for good she started to act like a normal person, had normal relationships, and has come out and said how abusive relationship with greg was.
i believe that greg forced lainey into a relationship with billie at the start, and i think she had insecurities about it: cuddlegate. why would anyone be surprised that he would manipulate into being with billie AGAIN?
compared to the shit shiloh pulled, lainey wanting to be with billie again is nothing
No. 285987
>>285986i didn't say forced, i said manipulate. billie is the same bitch greg said he loved moments after taylor left after cuddlegate, you know he wanted that blue pube vag again, and he was going to get it in some way.
and i'm also sure, as someone else has said, lainey is probably so desperate to feel some type of actual love she'll take it from the same bitch that let her husband give her a butt massage
No. 285988
Interesting, Andy's dad ranted about Greg a few weeks ago
it happens at about 52 minutes in:
https://soundcloud.com/user-445433357/biersack-and-barone-potato-heads-explicit No. 285992
>>285943Speaking of fame; Onion tried to submit this to NatGeo's Life in a Day project to get on the big screen. Safe to say it didn't work 'cause the video doesn't fit in with what they had in mind(showing happiness and outdoor activity with pretty colors).
Also, I never understood the piggy back ride in the middle of his depressing workday. Was that supposed mean an implication for sex or something?
No. 286014
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and so it begins
No. 286021
>>286017He's trying to save face as usual.
Who honestly knows what's the truth, but if he's vehemently denying it over a long period of time it's probably true - just going by his track record.
No. 286036
>>286035Lainey is either:
1) Very stupid
2) Very naive
3) Wants someone who isn't gargle
4) Trying to sabotage the relationship (as she knows something will happen again) so she can get out
No. 286040
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>>286033>>286037I saw the exact same thing.
No. 286051
>>286033easter egg: gurgs old accounts/maybe private accs are vighkel
top kek:
http://www.prestoexperts.com/expert/vighkel/ No. 286055
>>286036Honestly it's just a publicity thing. He makes money by views so obviously he's going to repeat the biggest stunt in a few years. All those people that spam them and that spite-watch his videos to follow "the truth" all pay his rent.
Lainey is obviously in on it, and just doesn't care I'm sure or is legit just into being dominated to the point where Gerg makes all the decisions which includes manipulating her to "chose" Billy. Even if Gert never fucks Billy (hypothetically bc Billy is a hoe) the experience of your wife with another, more interesting girl is hot. He's a fucking perv that's all about high school idiots, Lainey is getting older but she's his "forever".
I'm stoked for how much bigger he will stage the blowout though. Has to reach Shiloh levels.
No. 286058
>>286051if this whole profile isn't proof of narcissism I don't know what is.
He also has such a neckbeard writing style.
No. 286061
>>286055The way he said he allowed Lainey to "explore her bisexuality" by letting her bring another woman into their relationship is a fucking hoot.
She doesn't even realise that if you're bisexual, you just are. You can never have any sexual experience with someone of the same sex and STILL be bisexual, you can never have been romantically involved with someone of the same sex and STILL be bisexual… you don't need any experience other than the fact that you're sexually attracted to both sexes to be bisexual.
It's all a farce, he just wants another teenager to stick his dick into whilst justifying that this is the only way that Lainey can prove she's bisexual… they are both mental as fuck.
No. 286062
>>286033the thing is… wouldn't he be about 22 when he asked all these autistic things?
These seem like the kinds of questions a 13yr old would ask.
No. 286063
>>286014he's so much more attracted to billie than he is to lainey. I think he was the one trying to get lainey to get her back the most behind the scenes.
Manipulated it in a way that made lainey feel like it was her idea. (though I still think Taylor's a dipshit).
No. 286066
>>286063I'd say a little less manipulated but moreso privey to it all. I don't believe for a second they've been to marriage counseling, no councillor would suggest this shit as couples therapy.
Lainey is his #1 fan and always has been, people obsessed with their idols to unfathomable degrees will do anything to please them, that's why as a couple they are so dangerous to anyone else who gets wrapped up in them.
It's like he's almost fulfilled his dream of starting a cult, sometimes I wonder if it's the reason they don't furnish their house… he's had plenty of experience growing up with a mother who was part of a cult.
It also kind of explains his repetitive mindset, and how he can't elaborate or articulate on anything other than saying he's always right and honest about the same shit he's been obsessively preaching since 10 years ago (see the recent links posted by anons above).
I wanna seriously see him go down in flames.
No. 286068
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>>286067Don't make fun of his degrees and qualifications, you jealous shit!
No. 286075
>>286074There's been rumors that he eats at Taco Bell and other fast food joints since then… but unfortunately no concrete sources.
To be fair on vegetarians who are actually sane or half-sane, sometimes quitting meat can come at any point of a lifetime.
No. 286076
>>286074He always claims differently. Sometimes he says he started being vegetarian when he was 12, then when he was in high school, then when he was Korea etc.
I can't believe his fangirls, who religiously watch his shit, dont't notice how often he lies. Super braindead.
No. 286078
>>286042So wait, he claimed to have loved Billie back when cuddle gate happened and even went as far as basically signing away custody within a fucking day of being dumped so he could just date Billie before pussying out…
And then when one of his Re: I betrayed my wife videos went up on his joke channel about dumping his wife again, Billie thought it was real and texted him about wanting to date him…
And Lainey STILL brought Billie back into the relationship?! She's a fucking moron. Seriously. Best case scenario is Onion dumping Lainey and signing away custody for real this time so she's forced to be an actual person and parent her fucking children and get a life. At least those poor kids would have a shot without Greg in the picture and maybe she'd remarry a guy who wasn't NPD as fuck.
No. 286080
>>286078To answer your questions.
Yep, yep… and another yep.
Pretty much yep to all of everything you've asked about at this point, I don't even give a fuck about their kids, there's nothing we can do about it.
This
>>285958 will most likely happen by the time they're old enough to be allowed near a computer.
No. 286086
>>286075you can eat vegan at taco bell pretty easily
not that he would give a shit
No. 286112
I'm a Cuck,
I'm a Cuck,
I'm a Cuck,
Look at me move!!!!
Yeah, yeah!
I'm a Cuck,
I'm a Cuck,
I'm a Cuck,
Look at me move!!!!
Uh oh, cucking time,
Uh oh, cucking time,
Uh oh, cucking time,
Stop!!!!!
Cuck Cuck Cuck Cuck Cuck and so on…
No. 286139
http://www.ustream.tv/channel/onisionHas anyone else seen these live videos before?
Trigger warming: music in both, and the Joker video(much worse).
No. 286188
File: 1467675988825.gif (1.67 MB, 260x146, 1456113610546.gif)
>>286139I should watch more streams, Seems to me that onision has a harder time hiding his abusive ways. Not that I care for taylor the stupid bitch, Ah well the things you do for money and fame I guess~
No. 286197
>>286193Wow. It's crazy watching this video knowing everything that happened since then.
>>286188I remember that stream. It was so hard to watch. He was horrible to her and her fans.
No. 286224
>>286139Skye(in a lusty voice):
>You didn't say it like The Joker…Onion(seconds later):
>Speaks in Joker's voice.…wtf?! O.o
Also, in the other stream he kept bitching about his back hurting and couldn't keep his cock in his pants! I just got that vibe they fucked afterwards once the stream was done. Ew.
No. 286229
>>286124it's onions harem he's slowly building.
Lainey, selena and now billie is back.
The holy trinity is complete.
No. 286250
>>286123yeah she actually doesn't suck here? damn
greg is a soulsucker. he sucks out peoples' souls.
No. 286251
>>286147Wow notice how much editing is around Lainey's answer about her sexuality (2:07 ish), and then howGreg just interrupts to save it, prob pissed she's ruining his stunt.
He's such a lame ass how is she not in a constant state of embarassment
No. 286271
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Yeah, riding his "ATV"
well done, lainey.
No. 286341
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Here come the tweets from lainey
No. 286342
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The comments tho!
No. 286392
File: 1467775865937.jpg (113.71 KB, 967x613, lk.jpg)
So while Billy is visiting and Onion posting Billy pictures on his instagram, Lainey suddenly spams twitter with "I'm not enough, I wanna die" tweets and then asks people to ignore her.
lol, good job lainey. keep trusting onion and being a good fangirl.
No. 286398
>>286359Nah she posts stupid shit like that all the time.
>>286396Agreed. No pity for Plainey.
No. 286467
>>286399There's a video where Lainey was holding him off to the side.
I don't doubt he exists, which is why I honestly feel sorry for the poor thing. He's the real victim in all of this.
No. 286653
File: 1467791052308.gif (1.25 MB, 540x304, dobergerson_1453871238_Head No…)
>>286651Some loon is salty Taylor R's thread got banned so they're trying to ban all other threads.
No. 286796
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>>286392YAAAAS GIVE US THE DEETS LADYBOY
No. 286935
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lol @ the comments
No. 287196
>>287183Wow, he's at it again already… this was the EXACT same shit he pulled the last time Lainey and Billie got together.
The constant ingenuine "love-bombing" towards Lainey, then the whole "nothing is more beautiful than their lesbian love" bullshit just before cuddlegate happened. He attempts to be careful with how he words this shit ("SHE has an amazing girlfriend") but it ends up being creepily transparent because he follows it straight up with "I'M lucky be a part of this relationship" in the same fucking paragraph.
It's definitely going to happen again, he's seriously not learnt his lesson since last time. You can tell from this that he's wayyyy more excited about it all than she is and that's seriously cringeworthy.
There's no way that Lainey can't see through his shit, either she's purposely ignorant of it all because she's more interested in fulfilling his fantasies than her own or… no fuck it, there doesn't even seem to be any other logical reason for why she's accepting the fact that he's more interested in Billie than he is in her.
The doormat has given in to the cuckold once again.
No. 287198
File: 1467878224214.png (8.89 KB, 523x75, cuckmeister2000.png)
It's called having a raging boner for your wife's "girlfriend" you obvious, unsubtle greasemonkey.
No. 287282
I was re-reading Adrienne's letter last night and literally EVERYTHING she said about him is true. At one point in time, I used to think she was over-exaggerating because I couldn't believe there are guys like him out there, but every quirk and behavior she described about him is absolutely genuine, even to this day; he hasn't changed.
http://www.lifeofonion.com/index.php?title=The_LetterEverything from his personality, mentality, even down to his fucking creepy pregnancy fetishes is spot on.
Why did Shiloh, Lainey and Billie ignore this shit? Do they seriously find it endearing, or that they can "change him" somehow? He has ALWAYS been this way, his opinions and behavoir have never changed - he's just gotten better at telling naive teenagers what they want to hear so he can fuck them.
No. 287299
File: 1467920664128.png (26.19 KB, 585x235, laineybot.png)
seems like things aren't going too well between her and billie…
No. 287305
File: 1467921940375.gif (499.12 KB, 500x375, 3QKvDXT.gif)
>>287299Bahahahah! We all called it lamey, Did billygoat end up cucking you for onion?
Poor baboo :^)
No. 287308
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All is not well in the marriage from hell.
No. 287309
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No. 287311
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He literally just tweeted this too.
What poll? I missed it and I think its gone?
No. 287319
>>287313If it is about Billie, I have no idea what she's been "lying" about, it seems as though this has all happened as soon as she left for Warped Tour… but she made it clear that she was attending it before she was summoned back to their cult-den - so it can't be that.
Maybe she's smoking pot and drinking coffee whilst there and they don't approve of it? I know he's really fucking gung-ho about shit like that… I honestly don't know.
Somethings gone down the exact day she left though, then grease started with the whole "I LUV MAH WIFE, HER LESBO RELATIONSHIP WITH HER GIRLFRIEND (THAT I'M LUCKY TO BE PART OF!) IS SOOOOO BEAUTIFUL!" started last night on his Twitter, followed very fucking shortly by the not-so-subtle and obvious "I can't sleep… can't get Billie off my mind" reference and now, we see all these Tweets by both him and Lainey whining about how sad they are.
No. 287320
>>287312Would've been quite stupid of me to walk away when I learned that Santa and the Easter Bunny weren't real.
A kid's gotta eat you know.
No. 287321
File: 1467924882504.png (69.04 KB, 586x738, Onion Cuckboy.png)
CUCK A DOODLE DOO
SWEET MILK TIME, EVERYONE GRAB YOUR MILK BAGS!
PLACE YOUR BETS, WHAT WENT DOWN, AND WHAT WILL HAPPEN NEXT ON THE #CUCKENING2
I'm gonna guess lainey lied about wanting to be with him and things will end bad
No. 287329
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Correct me if I'm wrong but it seems like it's not all flowery with Billie either? What the hell went down?
No. 287334
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>>287329I also think it's probably unrelated. Seems like she actually lives a life outside the onion cult.
No. 287337
>>287333I'm starting to feel it's unrelated to Billie, she's not around to engage with them as she's at the Warped Tour, and last night Grease was pretty much singing both their praises (Billie and Lainey).
For all that to change in 12 hours of Billie being on the road with her friend and then sleeping after the rest of it, the timeline doesn't seem to match up.
It might be about a family friend or Troy's nanny, who knows? It just doesn't feel like it adds up to being about Billie right now.
No. 287338
>>287332>>287334Okay I'll take my statement back.
Anyway, how long do you guys think onionboy can pull his oh so positive lifestyle until everything goes back to normal?
No. 287343
File: 1467927670721.png (343.2 KB, 1323x335, uhhh.png)
>>287340No he hasn't, and I've refreshed his follow list about a dozen times in the past hour.
No. 287345
File: 1467928632835.png (407.54 KB, 1307x369, yup.png)
Lainey is still also following Billie.
I wish people would provide proof through screenshots before taking everything that anons post on eoliveson as gospel.
Seriously, that's the point of this imageboard and we should be taking advantage of that, not because some random tumblrina on that blog said so.
No. 287348
>>287312oh god.
Is he going to use this poll as some sort of retarded 'proof' for a video?
No. 287356
>>287352Agreed, considering they're both still following her and being really vague on who they're talking about. They may actually be doing it on purpose to attract more views, it's not like Billie is around to defend herself either way so it would be a good opportunity to create meaningless drama for that exact purpose.
Similar to how he created the STD drama about Adrienne whilst she was away, he's not above doing this shit.
No. 287363
>>287361I really think it's either:
1. They both gave her some ultimatum about giving up her vices and they've found out she hasn't whilst she's at Warped Tour and thus feel betrayed and lied to.
2. It's hyperbolic drama to gain more views whilst she isn't around to defend herself.
3. It's not about Billie.
4. It's this
>>287344 No. 287374
File: 1467934686884.png (43.03 KB, 1153x209, Capture.PNG)
dark
No. 287502
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No. 287548
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No. 287731
>>287719Still a basement dweller.He just buys toys to play with such as his car or a new mcmansion (which he doesn't even furnish properly) but hardly ever leaves the house and never leaves the city.
What is the point of making six figures when you don't even leave your own house?
No. 287854
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>>287802yeah, it's disgusting
No. 287877
>>287742>>287802>>287854Pathetic, ignorant fucks.
Of course, we can't pretend that Shiloh didn't stick with Greg for wayyyy longer than she should have …
No. 287880
'PRIDE with the wifey!'
https://www.instagram.com/p/4iHhwQBVlI/?taken-by=liddle_hippie&hl=enPoor Shiloh. She had to go gay just to escape the Onion stench
No. 287902
File: 1467994112066.png (2.99 MB, 1876x1206, Screen Shot 2016-07-08 at 17.0…)
>>287880>>287879Shiloh isn't gay, pic related
No. 287905
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>>287902I thought that was Moonman for a split second. Holy shit.
No. 287909
File: 1467995619380.png (32.75 KB, 520x378, ONYONSAN.png)
wut
No. 287923
>>287909Okay, whoever's releasing Onion's military records better hurry the fuck up!
In an interview they did with Someguy, some of the records "stated" the reason for why he took his clothes off in front of his commanding officer was because he was gay for him, he was trying to get out. (It should be noted that the military had a 'don't ask, don't tell' policy - if you're a homo, you're out for good.)
No. 287954
>>287946Yeah but it's her own damn fault. She knew Onion was married back then yet still continued to Persuade him. Why the fuck didn't she left him alone? Honestly, if it weren't for Shiloh; Onion would still be married to Skye(and keep if existing kid), Taylor, Selena and Billie would have nothing to do with his life and Shiloh herself would be an international pop star by now, she was getting there anyway.
But with chaos, there's no order…
No. 287956
>>287954(assuming this isn't bait)
I get your point but the thing is would we REALLY want Skye to be stuck with Gurg? Seems an awful punishment for her. Also, you're right Shiloh was a totally idiot and at times as much of a douche as Gurg but she has more then paid the price for it imo and moved forward which is more than he has. As always, Onion was the puppet master in all the chaos.
No. 287962
>>287956She didn't wanna let him go either way(the docs stated she was FORCED to sign the papers). She was cool being married to him for a long time until that "fateful day".
As for the kid, it might've not been so lucky…
Onion: screams and spews self-righteous bs on camera.
Kid(to Skye): momma, why is daddy screaming and talking to himself? It's weird!
Skye: shhh he's making a video, honey. Let's go play with Roxy and Caboo!
Kid:
giggles daddy's weird!
Onion: hey can, can you you just go away please? Thanks.
looks annoyedKid: why's daddy so mean? :(
Another would-be incident:
Kid: daddy I want a burger!
Onion: what?! No! Do you know where burgers come from? They come from cows! Do you wanna eat cows?!
Kid:
looks stunned/horrified…
Onion: didn't think so…
Skye: really Greg? Really…?
Onion: what? He/she had to know somehow!
Skye: okay…
walks away No. 287973
>>287967Apparently from what HSanon said: Skye broke up with onion before marrying him because he cheated on her or something. Not only that, they've been together since high school(about two years before the "wedding").
Despite the mental abuse; he treated her pretty well(by his standards) compared to the others and has stated in said journals and (deleted)videos he wanted her wherever he went while he was in the Air Force.
No. 287976
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>>287974Also there's this; we have yet to hear his remorse over Shiloh or even AJ:
No. 287981
>>287978I didn't see that break up. This is what I'm referring to. Esa and Tanna is Tanya and Alta is Skye. They aren't the full emails.
Esa: The Fight This Night
Submitted by Gregory on Tue, 03/29/2005 - 12:03am. Esa Chronicles
I have written two emails… neither good enough to get what message I wanted to send to you under these circumstances, so I will settle with my emotions to talk for me.
You and I, we have a massive factor that unites us, while all the small elements seperate us.
I don't want those little areas to divide who we are, who we can be…
I understand now why you and I could never be lovers ~ not until we come to a common understanding ~
Esa, you are one of the few people I believe in, in this country ~ say I am wrong as many times as you like, defy the country I will soon fight for, none of it matters ~ it does not really matter… as long as you agree with me on this…
» Gregory's blog | read more
Alta: Goobye
Submitted by Gregory on Tue, 03/29/2005 - 12:02am. Alta, Sabi & Ali
What do you think of this Tanna […]?
You're the only one I am asking for a perspective from… I believe in your opinion over all others in this world…
I anticipate what your brilliant mind will come up with, as I am always.
——————————————
Alta… people separate, this is an often occurrence throughout the human race ~ most often it is due to differences…
I'm not sure if I will favor visiting you when I get back, anymore, you have insulted me by all you have said in suggesting this issue in discussion is a fault generated only by me, as if you are entirely innocent to my suspicions and disturbances in response to how you act.
» Gregory's blog | read more
No. 287991
>>287990Also, he posted:
My wife has given me more happiness than any person I've ever known. I am incredibly lucky to have her <3
This is nauseating. I can't wait for him to eventually burn down.
No. 287992
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No. 287993
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No. 287994
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No. 287996
>>287977Just like other people like romanticize Greg and Shiloh's relationship when it's confirmed she was treated more poorly than all of them. At least Skye and Lainey got to keep their hair among "other things". Most of the time, the tumbrinas are at fault
cough OnisionDrama cough for this.
No. 287998
>>287992so it looks like they went through with another threesome then…
cuckadoodledoo!
No. 288001
>>288000In the end; nobody knows which girl he loved the most, and neither does he.
I wonder how bad Lainey has it behind the camera? We know he treats her like shit online but…how severe is it?
No. 288027
New Onion podcast where he tries to paint himself in good light again.
https://www.acast.com/plzadvise/positivevibes-tindertruths-featuringonision-?autoplay%3FautoplayFeaturing new Onision lies such as:
>It was actually Adrienne who wanted to marry him in a month, but he said "What's the rush."
>He thought Lainey was 21 (even though you could clearly see on all her social media she was a teenager in highschool)
>Shiloh was pregnant with someone else's kid while she was dating Onion (again wrong, she got pregnant after they broke up)That Molly person actually bought it all up
No. 288029
>>288027I'm surprised he didn't talk shit about his ex-wife… No:
>She stole $3,000 worth of things from my house including the contract!>She was persuing me for $150,000 but I could only afford $90,000!>I was gonna let her stay for a year at MY house 'cause I'm a good guy!!!I'm still paying alimony and she continues to steal from me!
None of that… Did Gretchen have a change of heart for her or something? Why can't Shiloh and AJ's name be left alone? It's been years since they've all been in the picture…
Something just doesn't seem "right"…
No. 288038
>>288029I guess because those two did more bad to his image
Adrienne and her letter where she reveals how he actually acts and also he got banned from VidCon because in one of his videos he claimed you can't rape a woman if she had a lot of sexual partners (referring to Adrienne)
While with Shiloh, he filmed her having seizure and memory loss, everyone still calls him out on it.
Obviously, in both cases, it's Greg's fault for what he did and not theirs. But his narcissistic mind twists it so of course, those two women are the devil.
No. 288050
>>288038Yeah but he used to include her as part of the "three devils" for being a "lying greedy bitch" who never really loved him and always referred to her as a succubus for "stealing his money" on a monthly basis(alimony).
I guess karma bit him in the ass for that since he realized he's married to a gold-digging child bride.
…or they're talking again without any of our or the fans' knowledge.
I'm not saying it's a bad thing either, he definitely did something right for once but ever since those throwback videos he uploaded with her and Cyr back in 2014, then the HSANON thing last year; he stopped…
Something is fishy.
No. 288065
>>287993Should've pulled the fucking
trigger.
No. 288068
>>288065Now now, if he'd pulled the
trigger you wouldn't have all this reading material would you? lol
No. 288168
>>288027That vocal fry.
Does she not know it destroys your vocal chords and just makes you sound like an uneducated idiot?
No. 288171
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>>280274He was in the Air Force.
No. 288196
>>288175Yes, he's "ruined children" Shiloh and Lainey were 17 with barely a fraction of the experience that adults have. He was a grown man when he got with both of them, Shiloh is still to this day picking up the pieces where she missed out on a good deal of her teenage years that Gurg stole from her and replaced with psychosis.
It sure isn't "objectivity" when you're claiming that two 17 year olds weren't much different or better than him, if they were adults around his age at the time, there would be no argument that they were just as responsible.
If you want to support and play devils advocate for him, go and follow him and be his fan, this isn't the place for sucking his cock.
No. 288204
>>288196And Shiloh from what I know had her own set of issues before she met the guy that "ruined" her.
What I'd like to know is, since these bordering on legal adult girls were so young and helpless, why didn't their parents intervene? Where were their legal guardians in all of this, did they give their consent? No one knows.
No. 288214
>>288208There's a "catalog" page on every sub-board here, you'll find the past threads through that.
Adrienne had correspondence with Shiloh's mother through a series of emails that can be found on the lifeofonion.com wiki.
Her mother was sick and tired with Gerg manipulating and abusing her daughter that she got in touch with Adrienne, basically it came to a final straw and when Shiloh managed to lie to Gurg that she had sepsis through miscarrage, she returned to Canada. As soon as her mother got hold of her, she had to physically take her passport away from her.
Taylors parents and her sister hate Gerg, especially her father - he intervened plenty of times until Gerg convinced Taylor that her parents were abusive and were trying to seperate them, she's now estranged from her family and as far as I know, they no longer talk.
No. 288217
>>288215Shiloh claims that she met him through talking to him about an abusive boyfriend, and it went from there.
Greg then decided to take a road trip to meet her behind Skye's back, he ended up totalling their car when he struck a deer and that's how Skye apparently found out what was going on.
No. 288221
>>288219It's just Gergs mother who is around and she's batshit crazy as well, I think Taylor gets along with her though.
I remember when Gerg went full out on her sister and alluded her to a slut and all kinds of horrible things on his Facebook, I'm pretty sure her family wants nothing to do with him.
No. 288226
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>Onision acting like a BLM activist on twitter
lol
No. 288233
>>288229god. i hate onision, but i also hate this bitch. my s/o dated them a while back and they're a shit person and so fucking annoying.
so weird seeing them pop up on this thread…
>sage for small rant and no contribution No. 288240
>>288239That might happen unless the "haters" back off for a bit. Remember; they're keeping up appearances so they won't let said haters win. If all of us stop focusing on their dying marriage, we might get a happy ending(divorce).
Oh and don't feel sorry for Lamo, she feeds off your sympathy. Cut the bitch off her oxygen!
No. 288264
>>288240This, Lainey is more concerned about her public appearance than being in a marriage and having a kid with an abusive narcissist.
As long as she gets attention on Twitter, everything is fine.
Her son?
lol who cares, she is no longer a mother but a boy space prince now
No. 288269
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Talking about Plainey, she updated her Instagram profile with a business mail
hahaha oh wow
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No. 288306
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Look how paranoid
No. 288308
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??????
No. 288358
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He still can't decide whether he was abused by his father or not.
No. 288371
>>288365I agree with this. People with hideously low self esteem tend to tear everyone around them down to make themselves feel better, especially towards people they're jealous of/make them feel "small".
So the two ideas do mesh - he probably does view women as better than himself/men in general but that feeling also
triggers his low self worth so he feels the need to get them down to "his" level lest they leave him/realize they can find someone better.
He mistreats them because they make him feel like a piece of shit on a bottom of a hobo's shoe would be my guess, and he is scared they'll leave him (See Adrienne's letter where when he broke up with her and she said "ok sure" he threw a huge fit and begged her to come back/said she didn't love him/etc).
I have absolutely no doubt that onion has bottom of the barrel bargain bin self esteem made in china, and he tears others down because of it, ESPECIALLY those close to him.
No. 288379
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Apparently Onision and his cucked fans got Blaire White banned from twitter and fb, but I can't find any tweets about him from him directly.
No. 288380
>>288371Speaking of Onion-cock's hatred of his own gender…
Title should be renamed: "How to be (an) Onion". =_=
No. 288387
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No. 288393
>>288365He only says he values women so highly as a manipulation tactic.
"I can't women, can't you see how AMAZING they are?!"
No. 288395
>>288387How much of a tool Lainey is to continue allowing Gurg to tweet shit like this?
Oh wait, she let him shit all over her sister and call her a slut on Twitter.
Her father got called abusive by Garg too! Mom also.
No. 288397
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hurrr
No. 288413
>>288411Yeah, he never signed one with Skye, but he made sure he did with Lainey.
If she gets her degree though (he paid for that as well) she can still fuck him off, take the kid, move back to her parents and pick up where her life left off.
She won't do that though, whether it's to do with the pre-nup… he did basically tell her to up and leave with his kid over catching him cheating with Billie, which might of got her some alimony but nope… she stayed.
No. 288421
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His favorite demographic of all, amirite?
No. 288422
>>288416sorry, I had meant to reply to
>>288408How do you know he made her sign a prenup? Not that I disbelieve it, just after all the eoliveson stuff with no proof I just like to make sure
No. 288423
>>288422He said it himself a long time ago and I don't keep screencaps from back then, it was discussed on lolcow though, you might want to search the previous threads.
ctrl+f "prenup" in them, I think this is the fifth thread we have running on here so far.
Here's a post from his own site in the meantime.
http://onision.net/post/55883897508/quick-question-since-lainey-signed-a-prenup-do No. 288424
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>>288422Here you go, but this is the last time I'm helping out with finding old stuff for new anons when they can easily do this themselves.
No. 288425
>>288308what a fucking insecure loser. i love that this gets to him so much.
honestly sounds like plainey's getting cucked but whatever.
No. 288431
>>288424"she's a real human being who marries for love"
Yeah, a married person who actively and openly seeks ASS is irrefutable proof of that lol.
No. 288453
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>>288437Damn, he took that down fast. Maybe he realized the caption doesn't fit his new social justice persona.
Speaking of selfies, he's looking really pudgy lately.
No. 288456
>>288453He's been getting fatter for awhile now…
Dem man-titties doe!!!!!
So I guess the skinny-pact is null and void then?
No. 288514
I wish all the MRA, Redpill, /pol/, PUA, Meninist, virgins, neckbeards, menchildren… whatever the fuck they are or where they came from would piss off and stop commenting on his Twitter.
They're embarrassingly counter-productive and all they're doing is making Gergles look better than he actually is, they should be attacking the fact he's using "feminism" as a form of fetishism, just like his pregnancy and cuckolding fetish.
He knows nothing about feminism, the same way he knows fuck all about any other political movement he's been blindly yammering on about, the only thing these idiots are doing is giving him more bullshit to feed his underage fans.
No. 288535
>>288486This shit is so mother fucking creepy. Real question, why do grown men do this shit? I know he's crazy, but what the fuck is this face and why the fuck is it posted on the internet??
Knew an old dude in his very late 30s that did similar shit and I'm overloaded with creep vibes. He was a major coke/meth user though and it ruined his face and aged him so much. Ironically he had a legit obsession with looking young and underaged girls. He had a really abusive childhood - maybe that's the correlation but what happiness does it bring to keep the delusion alive that you're not a grown man? If you were powerless in an abusive situation as a kid, wouldn't you want to desperately become a stable adult to maintain power in your life?
Fucking Lainey, the more her frontal lobe finally develops (considering her age) the more she's going to deeply regret this shit. She knows it too and is probably staying in something she fucking hates for her children and because she's afraid of the internet backlash.
No. 288539
>>288535>but what the fuck is this faceIt's the duckface.
Maybe he's trying to be ironic.
No. 288540
>>288465Promise you most actual vegans don't look like this - unhealthy idiots become vegan all the time and make the same awful choices, just from a more limited amount of options. A dumb ass is a dumb ass.
How the fuck does he have all this time and money and not get a personal trainer. Instead of overcompensating online why not make actual progress.
No. 288580
>>288559>>288558Come to think of it, he always DID have a weight problem by looking at his early videos from the 2007-2011 era - it usually fluctuated and there really was no middle ground (he could be pudgy one day, then skinny or muscular the next). Though it wasn't so severe as it is now, and there was a time where he stayed the same (2012-2014). Maybe it has to more than just the food, stress and age comes to mind. Oh and he had the pull-up bar installed in his first house if anyone remembers.
As for the deep web; it's possible, he knows most everyone (who's normal) don't really go there and highly doubt his fans go there anyway. If he can attach his name to the Sicesca website and others on the wayback archives, then there's definitely a strong possibility he attached his name somewhere "down there".
No. 288623
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Onion's fans are still defending his unfunny "RIP Robin Williams" tweets. Is there anything he could do to lose their support?
No. 288630
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>>288599No, she didn't. And I say this as someone who usually likes shoe0nhead's commentary.
Nobody who gives this idiot attention of any form is "owning" him, because that's exactly what he wants from you. Onion boy is literally so histrionic and mentally ill that any form of attention, positive or not, serves as validation to him. Attention is what sustains his existence, and without it, he would either give up and get actual help, or finally rid his faggot self of this earth via suicide.
I honestly hate when threads are made about Onision, because this guy isn't just saying dumb, cringey shit to get attention and make some "deeper" point. He has a personality disorder (probably more than one). He's fucking delusional and severely mentally ill. Not only this, but he's fucking THIRTY YEARS OLD AND HAS A CHILD.
Doing anything other than ignoring him is entirely the wrong fucking thing to do, imo. It's not worth the entertainment anymore. It's just giving him more excuses not to grow the fuck up and get help.
No. 288640
>>288638Yiu didn't quite understand what anon said. You can talk and follow Onision as much as you want but he will NEVER try to hide from your attention. Unlike his victims he enjoys the attention, even if it was bad. The attention is like food for him. He rather eat bad food than starve without it. And he's well fed because of people that like him, because of people who don't like him and because of people like you who think he would feel bad reading these threads and hate blogs.
It's not about us not wanting to read these threads, it's good entertainment. But you have to realise that as long as people give him some kind of attention he will not stop.
No. 288645
>>288638>B-but some of us like to watch him crash and burnLmao, bruh…that will LITERALLY NOT FUCKING HAPPEN so long as he's getting attention in some form. He just keeps making dumb videos calling out popular youtubers and they just take the bait like it's completely serious and they need to protect their reputation. It's fucking ridiculous and makes them seem incredibly blind and ignorant to how insane he actually is. This is his game, and they are falling for it like absolute retards. It has nothing to do with them and everything to do with him. It is ALWAYS about getting attention for himself.
I'm genuinely curious to know if anyone he's called out via Twitter or in a video has just ignored him, and what became of that? I would have such an astronomical amount of respect for that person, jfc…
No. 288654
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>>288650Yes, that's somewhat true in a lot of cases, but the fact that he's been thriving off mostly negative attention for almost ten years now is just fucking astonishing, and I think we're at a point where it really just is time to stop giving him any at all. Again, this is a 30 YEAR OLD MAN WITH A CHILD.
Shoe0nhead, for instance, outright calls him histrionic and then goes on to rant about him for 10+ fucking minutes. Like, does she really not understand the irony in this and how counter-productive it is to her point? And I'm just using her as one example, because way too many people have fallen for onion's bullshit. Even if they're simultaneously aware of the game, it's a really lazy and pathetic level to stoop to just to make a bit of extra cash, imo.
He tends to only call out popular youtubers, too, so it's not like they can't easily make up any potential money lost, and they won't be sacrificing their dignity responding to onion cuck.
No. 288659
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>>288657You're doing god's work, anon. Godspeed to you.
No. 288705
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Bye.
No. 288715
>>288705>daddyPlainey picks up yet another tumblr trend.
This time it's disgusting.
No. 288723
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creamie
No. 288774
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Accurate
No. 288812
>>288808Meh, probably some nobody. All she did was suck his cock out of sheer desperation because Shane Dawson ignored her or something. Onion himself was awkward af when talking to her (like it's his first time ever socializing) so that's kinda laughable.
From what I've learned from her sob-story; she's a 32-year old woman with guy issues and interviews other loser who are on the same boat as her.
No. 288816
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Onision is super disgusting but I am so sick of her face too, especially when she spams Twitter with her selfies like she is hot shit.
No. 288817
>>288816Ew. And people call Skye plain and boring to look at? -_-
Oh, what's this? You've finally decided to change your decaying ring for a new one? Congrats Lamo! That's like…the 9,001 time in the last four years! Greg must
really love you.
-giggles-
No. 288872
>>288857That's why I believe she won't leave him in the near future.
She is going to leave him only when his fanbase shrinks completely.
No. 288875
>>288838It's surprising she hasn't gone for any kind of remotely exciting or experimental look like most efamous nonbinaries (Mahou Prince etc). Lainey doesn't have to hold down a job and is supposed to interest her fans, but even Snoozy tries harder to look interesting.
>>288817>-_->-giggles-Try to learn how to fit on our board, please
No. 288956
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1wqIDwYEyvSLcvaA-azcXR5tCQNuqVd8xWKGbjESr4Ew/editthis is going to Creepypasta real soon.
Spoiler Alert! Part of it's bullshit, just don't tell the bananas that.
No. 288957
>>288954>we were humiliated and dehumanized to the point that we cried!Mental conditioning is a part of the training though. You are supposed to be desensitized and feel mechanical.
>they made us load packs with gravel and walk 4 miles and then walk through a swamp!Honestly what's so unusual about that?
>venomous snake in the swamp!Isn't the point of the training to emphasize how he'll be in life-or-death situations like that? Tough shit dude.
>skinned rabbits!So he has a problem skinning a rabbit while operating for the air force who literally kill people in worse ways? Huh…I mean at least at 6:50 he admits his hypocrisy. If he didn't want to represent violence and cruelty then he shouldn't have joined the military at all.
>wehhhh I had to ask permission to get married and I had to switch bases wehhhhhSo does everyone else. What a shit.
But I bet those taxpayer paid bennies speak to Onion more than "cult status" does! Fucking douche. Please tell me he was dishonorably discharged…
No. 289028
>>288956I like the idea. Is so fun! If I could make some suggestions…
I think you should be less specific about things like someguy finding the website. The first half sounds too much like an anti blog trying to get the facts out there. Also I would get rid of the stuff that makes it obvious it's about onision and just say it's a well known YouTuber. I know kids love creepy pastas and trying to figure out who it's about might make it intriguing to them. I would also shorten the email to a friend to just a few important quotes or a summery and say you heard it from an old friend of his then later add the whole email as an edit and say something like "she found the email on her old account and sent it to me". Finally, I would rewrite it from the point of view of a fan that looked too far on the deep web and stumbled on this information or a friend of a fan that was in the cult. Walk us through how this character found all this information and horrors. Following the narrarators journey from start to finish would be easier to get through than an information dump with horror elements thrown in at the end.
I do love all the Easter eggs you threw in there like the boring in bed reference. Keep it up!
No. 289029
>>288872I think by the time his shit is dried up (which I doubt will happen anytime soon since there will always be teenage girls to watch his videos and feel smart because "he totes speakz his mind") she won't have anyone on her side either. She lets him attack her family, she drops them for him, etc. Unless her family is super loving or in on this shit too. Because, I honestly wonder how much is fake af to get attention.
I have no doubt in my mind that he is abusive af, but I think she is too. Emotionally, at least. Not only to him but to everyone in her life.
I think they'll both eventually fade into obscurity together and won't have anywhere else to go. They both need attention to survive.
No. 289032
>>288954So, does he not get the significance of wearing backpacks full of gravel and walking in swamps?
It's to simulate what people may actually go through.
He said himself he was supposed to be training others who would be more likely than not in dangerous situations.
Gravel instead of real gear because they're still just trainees - if they fall into the swamp they've got a bunch of wet rocks instead of potentially ruined, expensive, gear.
Yeah, gear is heavy.
So? It's the military, not a daycare.
And… he wasn't being careful and wasn't watching for snakes and got warned (probably yelled at for not being careful). The point of training isn't to be safe, it's to be PREPARED.
And yeah in the field there are probably not going to be many people having your back EXCEPT for your fellow military guys! That's what they're training you for onion.
And usually, if they'd known about the heart condition some guy he heard of had, he wouldn't have even gotten in.
The chest pains onion boy was having was probably just cramps from being out of shape.
I agree there's plenty to be talked about in the military (sexual assaults going on with men and women both in air force, navy, marines, etc) and SOME abuse… but he's exaggerating as usual.
Nothing he said really sounds all that big of a deal. Just more whining.
No. 289036
>>289028Thanks for the review, I really appreciate it! Yeah, I might have to do most of the story over again as I felt it was kinda rushed. I like your concept of the fan finding out what kind of man Onion really is and having their innocence taken away because of it. I'll keep the horrors intact and may have to work around the letter along with the creatures.
Also, I'm gonna start on writing another story based on Onion, Skye and Alicia's ghost hunting experience and their "superpowers". Though that may take longer to to write due to college life.
If you can't win 'em over with "anti-o propaganda", try stories based on Onion's psychopathy and narcissistic delusions. They'll be more curious about who he really is!
No. 289160
>>288957>>289032Right? The stuff he complained about should be filed under "everything a normal person would reasonably expect training to include." Of course he had to do hard training, did he think they were just gonna hand him gear and say, "go for it fam"? The guy is soft as fuck and he looks out of shape, he would have 100% needed to train to get up to some sort of standard.
And the rabbit skinning shit is crazy too. I'd be wimpy when it came to killing and skinning a rabbit, and that's exactly why I WOULDN'T join the military where it would be actual human beings dying.
He's so fucking stupid. Anybody with common sense could have told him shit like this would happen. It's not like he got blindsided by something crazy and abusive.
Also, if
>>288965 is true, HE made the situation worse for everybody else. In what world is taking your clothes off to announce your feelings okay? In plenty of places, that could get you on some kind of list or in court. Though what did I really expect from Gargles "you can't rape your girlfriend" Grease?
No. 289165
>>289160This, he joins military and SERE, which stands for Survival, Evasion, Resistance and Escape, expecting it to be some kind of cushy job?
And then he whines on the internet about it? This manchild…
No. 289225
>>289188Lol…BITCHFIGHT!
I hate them both. Veganstains only looks slightly more reasonable because he talks in a softer tone and lays it out slower. He's his own brand of special crazy though.
>"even if you raise your own chickens for eggs it's still unethical because you originally got the chickens from SOMEWHERE unethical!"Crazy bastard. He has no farm friends, stupid city boy.
No. 289414
>>289412"no0dz"
";p"
H-how old are you?
No. 289415
>>289269Are they all Arians? Greg is a Scorpio (worst zodiac sign, 99% of them are evil, manipulative, liars), which isn't very compatible with Aries (a stubborn, powerful sign) so I don't know why he'd prey on them, but I also don't know anyone's full chart.
Lamo is a Libra, which may have something to do with why she was O.K. with getting married and having a kid so young. It's not very compatible with Scorpio either, but I bet Pisces is one of her dominants. Pisces is fairly compatible with Scorpio; they're both water signs.
No. 289433
>>289425And not all vegans believe in stupid logic like
>you can't have something because it might have been originally sourced from somewhere that may have been unethical even though it's irrelevant to how anyone currently lives I probably won't see a diabetic vegan or vegetarian decline their life-saving insulin despite that shit being originally developed and tested at the expense of countless animals.
No. 289455
>>289412jesus fucking christ
get banned
are retarded onion fangirls invading this thread or is it onion himself?
No. 289461
>>289455>jesus fucking christget banned
It's either him or "fangirls". Nudes, astrology, fan fiction;get fucking banned.
No. 289464
>>289450Well, Taurus and Scorpio are opposite signs. Better compatibility than Libra and Scorpio, but not the best.
Taurians don't tend to tolerate bullshit for too long, which might explain why they all left Greg and Lainey still hasn't. Shiloh probably had a lot of Gemini in her chart, maybe some Sagittarius and/or Leo too. His relationship with Skye seemed to be the best he had, so maybe she had some Cancer or Capricorn in hers. Both act like they could've been born on the Aries-Taurus cusp.
I don't know as much about AJ or the Billie Goat's Gruff, so I can't make proper judgement.
Lainy has the personality of a wet paper towel and lets Greg walk all over her, which is what makes me think that Pisces is one of her dominants. It's not an awful sign, but some are easily manipulated and have a habbit of staying with people that abuse them.
Greg is narcissistic like a Gemini or a Leo, but he doesn't seem to be funny, clever, or talented enough to be the former and not charming enough to be the latter. He seems to have a lot of Cancer and Aries in him.
>>289461>>289460I didn't plan on posting anything else about it after this, but since you two decided to be assholes, I might. Probably not, though; I have a headache.
No. 289474
>>289464I would hesitate to call any relationship he has had the best. They were all abused by him just to different degrees and lengths of time.
I think the astrology stuff is neat. I don't know any of the womens birthdates but if you do you can check this link and see what signs all their planets are in. Not as good as a birthchart but still interesting.
http://www.librarising.com/astrology/tables/twelveplanet.html No. 289492
>>289487If I were Greg I'd probably kill myself. I'm just quoting the loser's own words(forgive me, I've watched too many videos and read anti-o blogs).
>>289488I agree, but there has to be a reason for why he's been like this. One can't just "born this way"(unless you're Ted Bundy). Something fucked him up really bad before adulthood or even adolescence, though I'm pretty sure this was already discussed along with the possibility of the Jackson family having to do with it(no, not MJ's fam).
No. 289511
>>289484>>Last time I've checked, this wasn't an anti-o threadAre you fucking lost, anon? You're on lolcow.
>>289485Please just leave.
No. 289517
>>289484>Last time I've checked, this wasn't an anti-o thread.>this wasn't an anti-o thread.what the fuck?
where do you come from? onision forums?
No. 289577
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Please put your makeup back on…
No. 289584
>>289551I've had this exact same thought looking at them. It's bad enough those kids have them for parents and they're going to get a weird lip shape too?
>>289578>>289581It's very passive aggressive isn't it? Imagine the tantrum he'd throw if she put up a no makeup unfiltered pic of his crater face!
No. 289595
>>289590He lights, poses, edits and filters himself so much but doesn't do the bare minimum to make Lainey look good (like putting some distance between her and the camera - THE most basic thing somebody can do while taking a photo).
She still looks better than him though and I think that's why he tries it. He wants to be the better looking of the two.
No. 289613
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Do you think this is photoshopped?
No. 289616
>>289604I think so too. In spite of his shitty opinions, his annoying, cringey, edgelord sense of humor, and his terrible personality, he was still hot. But right after Skye, he got ugly. His caveman brow bone got worse over time and his skin, hair, and body goes without saying. Now I fail to understand how/why anyone would want to fuck him.
>>289613What the fuck is wrong with his arms? Are they even real? Did he just straight steal them from a female mannequin???
HE DOESN'T HAVE ANY LIPS. HE JUST HAS SKIN THAT TURNS INTO A MOUTH.
No. 289625
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>he was hot when he was young
The fuck is up with you bitches
No. 289635
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>>289625>>289627Are you two in denial or are you just that insecure?
No. 289641
>>289635Do you fantasize about running your nails down Onion's back, the zits bursting under your fingertips in a cacophony resembling popping bubble wrap?
Hey, Gurg looks like he actually has lips in that photo. What happened?
No. 289648
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He sure can sure pull off the psycho business dude look…
No. 289656
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>>289641>>289652I'm the one who said
>>289616 fyi. I don't find him attractive anymore. But like that other anon said, Skye probably had a lot to do with his appearance.
I mean, he was about 6'3", broad-shouldered, had decent bone structure, big blue eyes, and his skin was fine at the time. Girugamesh used to be pretty hot, but mostly in that Zero Hour Columbine reenactment kind of way. Not my cup of tea, but I could fuck with it.
No. 289666
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>>289656>About 6'3"Bullshit, Lainey confirmed her height as 5'2 and he is not that much taller than her. If he was 6'3" he would be towering over her.
No. 289667
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Also who the fuck is this bitch who keeps talking how handsome he was?
He looked a bit better in his youth but still not attractive at all. Also where the fuck did you pull 6'3"? Your Onision fanfiction?
No. 289670
Oops, I got his height confused with Vegan Gains. Grudge is 5'11". Vegan Gains is 6'3".
>>289668Uh, no they aren't. They just look like they are in the pic I used.
No. 289671
>>289666Lame blitch is confirmed to be 5 ft 4. As for Onion; y'all are using his psycho military looks for your case. We're talking about when he grew out his hair.
P.s: Onion's old bob haircut looks really nice!
No. 289672
>>289671Even if she was 5'4, if he was 6'3, he would still tower over her.
Just get the fuck out with your onion praising please.
No. 289673
>>289659>>289656>>289671Hilarious. Who are these people?
Fans of no standards.
>>289641You anons may as well be wetting your panties over the Elephant Man, and HE was a much better person than onion.
No. 289674
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>>289656Are you perhaps Alice-Scarletblood from kiwifarms?
No. 289679
>>289673Alright, asshole. So, I'm assuming you, your significant other (if you have one), and everyone you've ever hooked up with are infinitely hotter than him, yeah? I mean, he's a terrible person and I hate his guts, but why do you think he got a following in the first place?
>>289674No, I don't even go on that site; the format pisses me off, as do the people.
No. 289689
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Fun with Onion?
No. 289696
>>289613he looks like the only exercise hes ever done is crunches in his bedroom hence the scrawny arms and lack of definition anywhere other than his "v-lines"
hes not gonna look good naked just by eating healthy vegan food, that only works for female mesomorphs
No. 289698
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onionsan please
we all know you religiously read what your "haters" say every single day
No. 289723
>>289707There is always his ex (but not really) fangirls who stumble upon anti onision discussion and try to defend him.
There was even some dumb bitch few posts earlier claiming that this is not anti-o thread.
No. 289747
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I guess it still lurks.
No. 289751
>>289747Which hair dye did he use? I want to color to be like that.
Though on him, both his hairstyle and hair dye look like trying to be teenager again creep, which he is.
No. 289757
>>289684>>289707>>289723>>289747Of course he's fucking lurking, I seriously wouldn't be surprised if all these grease-fellating posts are made by him.
If they're not him - they're his fucking autistic "ex-fans" who are relaying this shit back to him.
This is Lolcow, if you can't handle the fact that 90% of anons in these threads hate his fucking guts, then gtfo… you're right, this isn't an "anti-onision" blog, they're wayyyyy more tamer and forgiving then we are here.
Stop shitting up the thread with your fangirling over him, for fucks sake.
No. 289865
>>289782I wouldn't mind fucking Onion…You little masochist you!!
I'd actually LOVE a Lolcow anon to take one for the team and bang him, then report back on the experience. I bet hearing the gory details would be a hoot and a holler (after I stopped vomiting, that is.)
No. 289868
>>289865Bring in the strong booze and weed-laced brownies and I'll rock his world!
…and moar booze to forget my undying shame afterwards.
(not adding to the discussion. hellweek.) No. 289890
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what
No. 289891
>>289887To be fair, smoking weed and drinking (which he can't stand, even if it's coffee) is probably tearing his mind apart, and I love it.
He's not had a threesome in the participating sense, it's so fucking obvious.
1. He evades talking about sticking his greasy dick into Billie.
2. Lainey refuses to share her with him, no matter how much Billie hurt her the first time, she wants the clitrubs of Billie all to herself.
3. Greg continues to watch under Lainey's orders and only lets him join in if he's pleasing her.
Mad cuck, yo.
No. 289898
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>>289894He's not an awesome god, stop referring to him that way.
No. 289899
>>288305>taking back sunday by timberwolvesfucking kek.
Also says a whole fucking lot if this dumb fuck thinks his wife's twitter posts are going to hint at her filing for divorce before she even discusses anything with him or hinting at it IN PERSON.
No. 290262
>>288393whenver he goes off about how great women are, i imagine him a la chris… "boobies… vagina…"
waves hands about in a vague hourglass shape "mmmmmgorgeous"
No. 290305
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>>290282it amazes me that she is this desperate to be efamous
also she looks terrible. the hair, the makeup, the weird abomination of a bindi on her forehead… girl love yo self
No. 290380
>>290376Alright, remember that exes video he made back in December/January and he talked about one of them being a "gypsy"? Well, I've talked to her via Facebook back in May.
Here's the sypnosis:
http://www.lifeofonion.com/index.php?title=TashinaAlmost everything Greg says isn't true!
Here's a preview of the convo:
Me: In his videos; he claimed you guys did it behind a church and you were always giving him this creepy stare while "riding" him. Is any of this true - from your own perspective?
Gypsy Lady: Behind a church? Um, no. We had sex all of twice I think, both times at his condo and both times he refused to even take his clothes off (which was really weird, he wouldn't even take his shirt off) and always insisted that the room was really dark. I always assumed he had some deep-seeded insecurities or something. I certainly don't recall giving him any creepy stare - unless I was staring at him while wondering what his problem was? He was a really weird guy, even then.
Also, she knows about the article above.
No. 290388
>>290385I believe he's doing it to play the victim, not only to an audience but to himself as well.
I'll screenshot everything tomorrow, at least try to…
No. 290391
>>290388Yeah according to HS anon, he cheated on his girlfriends in high school and would act like it's not his fault when he got caught. Later in his youtube videos, he claims he is the one who got cheated on by so many woman, poor Gorg.
But what's with the "we did it behind a church guys" when it didn't actually happen. To sound cool?
No. 290393
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WAH WAH SOB SOB
FEEL SORRY FOR ME GUYS
I AM BEING IGNORED
BAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWW
No. 290396
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>>290305crusty billie and her best friend have some kind of a glitter sticker fetish
No. 290407
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Greg still can't talk about rape without blaming women.
No. 290426
>>290391Yeah, I think so too. He talked about it back in 2010 I believe (from reading his older speaks comments) but I think he deleted those videos for some reason.
To this day I don't get why he "had" to keep his clothes on…isn't that normal?
No. 290430
>>290393Even the small fraction of anti-onisions who used to care about her don't even fucking care anymore, she's played the whole "the boy who cried wolf" bullshit far too many times now for far too long.
People's pity and sympathy eventually tends to dry out when they see a pattern that can't be broken. They get used to seeing the same old lies and the attention whoring, the excuses that she's "only using song lyrics, guys!" and the fact that they're told that 80% of what she says is "acting" over the internet and not real…
So yeah, at this point.. noone actually fucking gives a shit anymore Lainey, as long as you're with him - you're doing all this to yourself, either show some cognition and leave or live with the fact that you married someone just like yourself, grow the fuck up and get your ass offline and take care of your children.
>>290426You mean you haven't found the obvious reason yet? You know why everyone calls him Grease instead of Greg, right? It's not just because of his personality… the shitbag has had chronic face and body acne all his life.
No. 290431
>>290407Gurg is jealous that women are able to have friendships with males other than him, how about the fact that it's actually more likely for someone to be raped by him than anyone else?
If he's gonna spout "facts" he has to accept that he's also included in that demographic.
No. 290432
>>290430He said he tried to take care of his acne…at one point, but one of his acne meds caused him to have an LSD-like trip than he stopped.
Also, he's uncircumcised, right? If he's "greasy and acne-ridden, shouldn't he shower daily? 'Cause he don't look it!
No. 290433
>>290430This. One of the most cunty things she did is that, after onion cheated her, she got tons of support but later (when they made up) she mocked all those people who supported her.
Her supporting Onision's narrative ("it was all a joke, you guys are fools"), claiming it's just emo songs lyrics , and letting Gurg diss her whole family just proves she is a backstabbing, lying, attention seeking, doormat cunt.
No. 290436
>>290396Dear lord, he really is surrounding himself with children… who the fuck still does that shit at 19? Who the fuck still does what he does at 31?!
>>290432Haha, I don't think anyone wants to think about his cheesy bellend. He's one of those guys that add to the stigma that other uncut guys are dirty, sadly.
>>290434It's prolly because we namedrop their blogs a lot or they just flock to anything remotely anti-onision on the internet. As long as they don't come in here shitting up the thread with how sorry they feel for him or Lainey, or how "hot he used to be" - I don't really have a problem with it.
No. 290444
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This right here.
You know Grease, instead of bragging (and confirming everyone's suspicions as to why you always namedrop/stir shit up with e-celebs) about how much money you've made from Leafy, why don't you use that money to sue him like you keep saying you will, you spineless cunt.
This guy has zero conviction of whatever "honest and true" statements he preaches to his internet child-army.
No. 290458
>>290456I understand, I was aware he lurks here which is why I've tried to blur out the pictures so it would be difficult to trace. I just hope Rotting Garlic doesn't remember her last name.
I've tried contacting "read-head" to get her story straight as well, she hasn't replied yet.
No. 290460
>>290458Sadly, the creep remembers all his ex-gfs and talks about them constantly.
It sounds like Tashina is Tanya, the one he talks about here?
http://uhohbro.com/2015/11/17/screenshot-of-onisions-dream-of-another-girl-while-still-married-to-skye-deleted-4/ No. 290461
These are the last pics, my last post was just meaningless ramble at the end.
>>290459That would be fine, thank you! :)
No. 290462
>>290460Ughhhhh…. never mind
>>290461 he'd know anyway.
Thanks for doing this though, I will however make the screencaps less visible to his child-army for those to use wherever they like.
No. 290494
>>290465Oh dear,her face is shown! I guess I didn't blur it right… :( I'm truly sorry… I just hope Onion doesn't come by today and see what's been dug up.
I also found out that both Tanya and Skye live in the same state which is 2-3 states away from Onion. It's funny in a strange way…they both "had" the same man, and now they both live in (seperat areas, I believe) "C".
No. 290511
>>290509Also the more I look at these pictures, the more annoyed I get at the blatant leaving her face uncovered and even half of her name here >>290457 >>290455 Its obvious anon did it on purpose tbh.
Greg will see this and target this poor chick who has had 0 contact with him for 12 years, and who still seems paranoid as fuck about him coming back to her life
No. 290529
>>290520I reported them anyway, and saved the pictures. so if they do get removed I can re-upload them with better censoring.
The anon just had one job, and they fucked it up behind belief. And if this was someone else's thread I wouldn't care, but since its Greg we're talking about… I just don't want her to be part of some sort of rager with Greg's tweeny fans coming after her.
I'm a granny I guess.
No. 290533
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No. 290558
>>290543I understand that precautions need to be made when dealing with the onion monster, I just wanted to help and again, I'm really sorry for screwing it up.
>>290555 Like Kiwi Farms or the tumblr blogs??? Oh no…
No. 290656
>>290558nah, anon, no need to apologize. if anything, I'd think farmers would be happy for fresh milk.
>>290555there's an anti-onision chat? plz link.
i'd like to think that it was caught early enough that we didn't leave evidence but i guess it depends on who saw it and whether they got screencaps. cross your fingers, folks.
No. 290945
>>289032Plus that sounds like SERE training, which is not always required depending on your training. His experience isn't even that bad, one of the guys I was friends with was set adrift in a life raft for three days and had a small shark wash in. They inform you of exactly what you're going to go through with SERE training and you have to sign paperwork acknowledging that.
Killing the rabbit is basic ass stuff too, you have to do it so you know how to prep it to eat in case you ever end up in a disaster. If I remember correctly, it was even on the paperwork you had to sign.
I'm really curious what type of discharge he got, if he stripped down it's probably going to be dishonorable with some time in jail. He may have also gotten a mental health discharge if his lawyer was good enough. Article 15 (you fucked up but we're going to be nice and not take you to court) is also a possibility. I doubt it was honorable though, unless he faked disability.
No. 290995
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When the cucker, becomes the cucked.
This people sure as fucking hell love being cucked, I swear.
No. 290997
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>>290995Lets have some blast to the past.
Remember when Lainey glamorized victims of physical abuse for attention?
Plainboi can go fuck herself.
No. 291002
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I'm honestly dry heaving here over this.
She's literally a carbon-copy of her husband, she's not fucking sad - she's using manipulation tactics to guilt trip someone into feeling pity for her, fucking Gurg does the exact same shit to her when he's done something horribly shitty and lacks the empathy to form a genuine apology.
Holy shit, these people don't deserve friends whatsoever, and the longer Billie sticks around, the more prone she'll be to picking up their habits.. this is cult material right here.
No. 291003
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boo hoo hoo
meanwhile onion is posting pictures of Billie on his Instagram :^)
No. 291004
>>291002Oh Taylor, you can't use the same tactics your husband taught you against him
He is not going to feel sorry and Billie Bob will continue fucking him for fame :^)
No. 291005
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>>291003It is happening, my friends.
No. 291010
>>291005>>291006I don't think there is going to be more than a small glass of milk.
~*le space prince*~ is going to pussy out, as always.
No. 291015
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I can't differentiate between these two muppets.
No. 291021
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Not even Shiloh was this desperate
No. 291081
>>290282yo guys i think this is supposed to be a someguy parody lmao, his adrienne ones were true borderline but that weird violent shit is definitely someguy.
also wtf is that down syndrome kid parody thats fucked.
No. 291083
Hey, are we still up for cuddlegate? 'Cause I think I found something similar, though I think she was jp.
You might have to see what I'm talking about if you read her tweets…
https://web.archive.org/web/20101230063623/http://twitter.com/tantaga No. 291107
Also, I found a gem…
https://web.archive.org/web/20090227202734/http://www.myspace.com/tantagaThere are a few choice quotes from the onion man towards her. The "white one" kinda stands out.
No. 291250
>>291149When you when those videos were posted, you realize it all happened in one month.
One day he finds her, day after he dumps her, then few days later he says he fixed him and he loves her and then one day after he is single again.
Fucking loon
No. 291272
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This is Adrienne's Google Plus post, basically a summary of her letter
No. 291286
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Lainey's bullshitting everyone yet again, I think it's safe to say now that every word that comes out of her mouth is a lie for views, she doesn't know how to exist without pretending she lives in a soap opera 24/7.
I think from this point onwards, the best thing to do about her is ignore everything she says and just focus on Gurg fucking everything up for our enjoyment, Lainey honestly can't be trusted as a source of milk. She drank the kool aid long ago and can't be helped, she's just his puppet and it gets her wet, best to just ignore it as it hates being ignored more than anything else.
>>290282Wow, she has such a butterface when looking forwards, there's no definition in any of her features whatsoever.
No. 291300
>>291294If I recall, she was vegan before she met either of them. Though it could actually be the reason why Grease turned vegan just a couple of days ago - in a bid to impress her OR they made some kind of deal that if he goes fully vegan, she'll go SxE for him.
The latter sounds really plausible to me considering he can't stand people who aren't SxE in his life.
No. 291306
>>291286I swear Billie always looks so crusty/greasy.
For someone that dyes their hair so often you would think it'd at least be clean.
No. 291438
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No. 291441
>>291425But…he's never had a booty chin before, how'd he get it???
Also, you can visibly see his scars. I wonder if half of them are from the girls defending themselves from his attacks…
No. 291444
>>291392I almost burst out laughing at how awful he looks here. What the fuck, it looks like he set his face on fire.
He can't blame lighting because you can see he's even using a fucking ring light to try and salvage what he has to work with.
No. 291471
>>291392can someone who knows anything about skin tell me what this is and how has he not fixed it by now omg
i know tweakers with better skin
No. 291476
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>>291392It's so rare to see a pic of him not made up, carefully lighted and filtered to death. No wonder we're all shocked! His face shape looks different, did he get fillers or is this from some weight gain? He probably did some kind of peel which isn't necessarily bad but it's like getting the hoses out after the fire has already burned the house down.
No. 291477
>>291471it could be eczema ?
and the fact it never goes away is because he's using topical steroids to treat it and topical steroid creams make things worse as your skin as you develop a dependency on it. I don't know 100% but it look like it, it's not acne, my mum is going through 3 year topical steroid cream withdrawal it's so shit
No. 291533
>>291532Yeah I thought this myself, My older brother started to suffer from it badly esp when he hit his 30's.
Uh oh for gurgypoo, No cure but he can at least treat it. Lets be honest though since when does onion really ever take care of himself, He doesn't even wash himself.
Speaking of, Remember when he was with shiloh, It seemed like he was always showering and taking care of himself far more back then, Maybe he just doesn't care to go to the effort to scrub off his grease.
Gotta make a slow transformation into a 40 year old jailbait creeper somehow.
No. 291555
>>291551I'm the original anon you fucking chud, everyone has been saying the same shit about his skin for decades and he literally never takes advice.
also seriously don't be such an underage fuckwit, if he wanted an actual professional diagnose and treatment he would, oh i don't know, use his wealth to consult an esthetician not
fucking lolcow.
my guess was rosacea and him going ham on acne products already making it worse. there has to be another professional lurking.
No. 291610
>>291604Narcs can manipulate and lie really well yknow. Also "sweetcheeks"? Cringe.
>>291609He is obviously writing differently to hide his identity. It's Greg slyly trying to find advice about his harlequin ichthyosis
No. 291652
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>>291610different anon called you "sweetcheeks", not og """""greg""""".
are you all motherfucking new???? literally everyone brings up his garbage skin
every thread, all i did was ask if we had another professional to say if it looks more like an allergy/condition because i have never in my life seen skin like that unless i knew someones drug history.
now you need to shut the fuck up, that's such a nonexistent reason to accuse anyone of being him. there's no way you're not underage you dumb cunt, you don't even have an argument or anything to contribute besides being an antagonistic troll, which if you really want to play this game bitch, sounds exactly like greg.
No. 291664
>>291653Nah I think if he wanted to do that, he would have moved to a state where it was legal, just like he travelled to states where the age of consent was lower so he could practise paedophilia. It's not like he cares about living in a more populated area as he no longer does collabs with other youtubers.
I think being in a "monogamous" marriage actually makes him feel morally superior to others. He excuses the Billie thing by claiming it's his "wife's girlfriend". I'm sure in his mind it makes him look like a caring husband, rather than a cheating one.
No. 291762
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This picture sure is a nice coincidence considering half the thread has been discussing Grog's skin and hygiene. Not even trying to be subtle?
No. 291764
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>>291737> Here's a picture I took trying to make myself look cute… "Awwe" or <barf>?uuuggghhh please stop.
>>291762*lainey's hygiene products. it's okay to admit it onion.
No. 291773
>>291532I said a while ago that he probably has rosacea ( it can be terrible, wouldn't wish it upon anyone ).
If not it could be from a peel or using harsh AHA products in an attempt to look younger.
No. 292050
>>289433veganism doesn't oppose unavoidable harm, like life-saving medicine that was tested on animals
having chickens in your yard isn't necessary for life