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No. 291

Meet our Dutch PT, Gothic Cynthia who thinks she is an alt model. She has very unfortunate genetics, lies all the time and dresses as bad as Star.

So let me give you a brief summary of this cow:
I'm not really sure how she was discovered, but once she was the news spread fast and it was hilarious. This girl in gothic style thought she was a real model. At first people tried to giver her advice, but just like with PT she quickly blocks your ass. However unlike PT when the comments got nasty and plain rude she actually tried and shut ''her haters'' up, by bragging how she really is a model and how we are all just jealous of her.

No. 292

Translation picture: My best friend is a drawing

After a while trolling her became boring and it simmered down for a while, until she showed up on a show about being a victim of loverboys (Guys who trick you into becoming their girlfriend only to sell you out for prostitution after wards) The documentary raised a lot of questions:
* Why did know one know except for her best friend Senne who commited suicide a year later?
* Why did only Cynthia know this Senne?
* Why doesn't she have any pictures of Senne, and only this drawing?

After some quick research by the people of Fokforum, it turned out there never was a Senne nor any report with the police about this loverboy.

No. 293

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>>292
Forgot Pic

No. 294

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The nude saga:
Besides alt modeling, Cynthia also thinks she is a nude model. I won't post them here, because I am not sure if she was legal when they were taken. And it gets worse. A video leaked of her masturbating with a carrot.

The present:
She still thinks she is this sexy model, but now she is also a christian and her fan page is devoted to preaching from the bible , her ''modeling'' pictures and beauty videos (Like Asherbee she can't do her make-up for shit)

If you want to laugh at her pictures:
https://www.facebook.com/CynthiaModel1992?fref=ts (Fan page)
https://twitter.com/Gothiccynthiaaa (Twitter is in Dutch, but I am willing to translate a few funny things if you find her interesting enough)

No. 295

>>294
Oh sorry that twitter is a troll, nvm.

No. 296

>>295
However her Youtube is real, and she is also ''really good'' at singing:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41kcCfUNdjI&

I would also like to add to the Senne/Loverboy saga that her story about Senne's dead changed after the documentary. First it was suicide, after the documentary he ''Reported the loverboy to the police and as revenge the friends of the loverboy drove their car into him, and he died in the hospital from internal bleeding''

Eating Disorder:
Her present self also claims to have an ED (She never specifies what) and she posts a lot of videos about Anorexia survivors and how she wants to be strong like them. But frankly she still looks like a fat troll and not like someone with anorexia. So nobody believes her. Especially since she has a reputation for lying.

Sorry for all the messy details. It is hard to make a coherent story about Cynthia, because her story is spread over so many websites instead of just having an EncyclopediaDramatica

No. 41677

;)

No. 41753

dis biatch is cray cray

post moar

No. 42014

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>>41753
She simmered down a bit now that she is a devoted christian. She stopped doing nudes (thank god) but is still into modelling and a lot of updates are about god,

No. 42016

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>>42014
From her most recent shoot

No. 42017

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>>42016
She looks like such a goblin next to the other girl in this shoot

No. 42018

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No. 42019

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>>42018
Looks like she fell from the stairs in this one

No. 42020

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Last one for now. Have things to do. She looks kinda decent in rockabilly. But everyone does

No. 42021

>>42020
Nt bad. She looks like a farmer's wife in this outfit.
>I want to see a lolcow milking a goat.

No. 42023

>>42019
>the grandma pajamas
>the tacky heels that her feet are literally bulging out of
>that face
>that pose
>that photo quality

lmao these pics are a damn mess :/ i feel sort of bad for her though? she reminds me a bit of that phoebe phantom/aria morphine girl tbh

No. 42025

>>42018
is she 12 or just so fat that she looks like a giant baby, kinda like quirky and saxy?

No. 42029

>>42019
>dat warping staircase
How fat do you have to be that when you Photoshop, THAT is what it looks like?

No. 42030

>>42029
Dumbass that's a curved staircase

No. 42074

>>42025
Just super fat. I think she is around 19 or 20 now, not sure. I just follow from the distance.

No. 42076

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Beached whale

No. 188735

Hello, Im looking for her carrot mastrubation video, anyone has anything?

No. 188752

>>42016

The nineties called and they want their Johnny & Marina clubwear back, stat!

No. 188753

>>188735
evie pls.

No. 672529

Too bad this topic didnt take off. She is still very milky.

- writes books now about abuse and rape, she mostly uses singers for these stories.
-she tattooed a head from a singer (kaj van der voort, also writes said books about him)
She still makes covers although she absolutely cant sing
-bought followers for her instagram
- converted to christianity
-still a beached whale
-has a dreadlock making ‘business’ but has a really onprofessional attitude
-always tries to impress celebrities



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