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No. 314304
Previous thread:
>>>/pt/311961Recap:
>>Gerg is licking his non-existent wounds to get Billie back.>>Lainey is a pawn.>>Their only remaining social circle has abandoned him.>>Gerg parties alone on his birthday.>>Gerg wishes he was a "successful" sociopath, not like those 1% out of 100 people out there! Discuss.
No. 314310
>>31430531st actually.
>>314306I agree, plus the site keeps crashing down bc of this.
Saged for samefagging.
No. 314317
>>313845>and now they've finally fucked without her, it's like she gave up and doesn't seem to care nearly as much.If you've read the previous threads, anons mention that she's basically been barred from talking badly about the situation publicly, probably with certain punishments from Gurgles if she does. I have no doubt that she knows exactly what's going on, but she's not trying to incur the wrath of Omission's pimply dick. Remember, we're only seeing all this because he's addicted to the attention and is trying to slander Billie. Imagine the 5 years of grooming, coercion, and isolation that might make her too fearful to publicly speak out. Whatever goes on behind closed doors, when the camera is off, is surely much more terrifying. And she's been living it for 5 years, without a support system. He probably did legitimately threaten to leave her, and I don't think she had much else going for her than Gurgles right now.
inb4 "stop whiteknighting pLainy!" I'm not. She's still being shitty for even allowing this to happen, for allowing her husband to manipulate her to the point of endangering multiple teen girls. But, as
>>313842 pointed out, he goes for them young for this reason.
>>313863I almost feel bad saying I can't wait to see who replaces Plank.
No. 314320
>>314316Tbh… I really think they do! Just watch his final videos with her from November-December 2010, and notice how the camera is always focused on her upper-body, just like Lamo was. And when said camera gets a full-view; she either crosses her legs, or covers herself in baggy clothing.
Saged for possible tinfoil-hattery.
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I know im a bit later to the party with this transcription but… here's the 'we broke up' one. It took.. nearly 3 fucking hours to put this together.
>image reflects my mood
So this is a video I thought I would never make but today’s the morning after the election and last night something significantly traumatic happened. No it’s not what you’re thinking. Last night was not just about the election for me, it was about the menage a trois I had with my wife and the event where things all fell apart for the final time.
If you guys don’t know my wife admitted she’s bi sometime ago, shortly after my wife revealed she’s bi with my approval she sought out a girlfriend. The girl she found was named Billy my wife and Billy hit it off and I was very excited about it.
As well say this here’s my brain and within my brain have no capacity to feel jealousy for two women being together but naturally I do feel threatened by other men and of course don’t like the idea of my wife with another man. So the three of us are laying in bed one day and after some kissing and heavy touching my wife gets cold feet eventually she suggests Billy cares more about me than she does care about her and she even leaves the house.
Alone in the house remain Billie and, where I did as I told my wife I would do. Which is avoid any contact with her, that a friend cannot justify having with another friend. Which many of you know translated to me giving her a full body massage just like my mom had given me prior and me cuddling with her just like I had done with my friends prior. My mom however being a licensed massage therapist. I told my wife about doing those things and she was very upset. My wife and I even broke up temporarily and in response I told Billy
“well it looks like you’re a homewrecker now”
despite the fact we did nothing I wouldn’t do with my friends, that is technically what she was. Billie gave no emotional response to that, which was a little odd to me but I let it go. Meanwhile attempts to repair things with my wife, I spent $900 on a plane tickets to send Billy home early.
Anyway six months passed and one day my wife seems to have come up with ideas see I didn’t text or talk to Billy ever since I flew her home six months prior. But my wife decided it was appropriate to contact her again and now she seems so insistent that Billy had changed. My wife suggested that we bring Billy back and everyone she talked to including me said this is a bad idea. But my wife insisted she come anyway. So one of the first lies that Billy sent our way was regarding her at a concert where multiple people informed my wife that Billy looked extremely high on drugs after Billy had gone to that concert she contacted us asking if It was okay she ever made physical contact with another guy.
My wife and I concluded that because this was supposed to be a meaningful relationship to us it should remain just the three of us otherwise a relationship would be casual and therefore be meaningless. So then my wife is informed of a picture that exists where Billie is actually on some guy shoulders holding his hand but Billy here insist that she never made physical contact with the guy until she realized that we are aware of the photo.
Meanwhile our friend ayalla tried to defend her friend on the phone but only made things worse. In fact she made it even more obvious that what Billy had done was a blatant lie. As a result of that blatant lie we broke up with Billy regardless the unfortunate reality is at that point both my wife and I cared very greatly for Billy so now she wound up forgiving her for her lie. Also throughout the menage a trois all my wife would consistently and repeatedly express her insecurities which would leave my wife to dump Billy repeatedly.
No. 314332
Part 2:
Causing Billie to often go to her friend Ayalla, as you can see here crying. Mind you I don’t recall tears ever falling from her face when we were at the airport whenever I’d send her home after my wife broke up with her but that is the story of Ayalla and Billy. Who were basically two peas in a pod, last time I saw them I described them as partners in crime. As Ayalla, Billy indicated would stand by Billy side through anything even if she knew Billy was wrong by this time Billy had repeatedly lied to us and if Ayallas backing her how can we know anything that either them said was true so for a short while Billy my wife and my relationship is on loop my wife gets a weird feeling about Billy and wants to break things off.
I tried to convince her that everything okay, while Billy basically just follows through with whatever we conclude. Something that’s important to note a lot of this time Billie managed some of my social media and was compensated eighteen hundred dollars a month for it a benefit of her working as a contractor for me she could fly out work with us and see us whenever she wanted. She had prior worked at target, whose schedule was preventing her from actually hanging out with us, regardless because of the repeated times Billy lied to us.
There came a point where we wanted to look at our texts so we can know that she was who she said she was. At first she refused but insisted there is nothing on her phone that we wouldn’t like me being the analytical one I explain to her how that made no sense. Her excuse generally was that she didn’t want to violate the friendship she had with Ayalla by showing us their private texts.
Meanwhile her obvious lie did not fool me, I told her she can either tell me what was on those texts and show them to me or she could consider our relationship permanently over and you know what she did at that point as she always does?
She gave up on her lie and finally told the truth. She revealed to me in that moment that she had illegally been using pot in Virginia specifically that she was smoking with Ayalla and that she had also been starving herself she also told me was something that she did with Ayalla but I wasn’t going to punish her for finally telling me the truth otherwise that would just encourage more lies so I made it clear that I didn’t want to do those things anymore and we move forward .
At this point we’ve all kissed, performed oral on each other and also had sex with each other 20 or 30 times and what I mean by that is we would all have sex at exactly the same time. It was never a situation where person A watch person B and C make love what you’re seeing here is basically our relationship we were the Trinity the point was to function equally in three parts. Everyone intended to commit the same amount of passion towards the relationship but one night when we were all making love my wife got upset I just told Billy were probably the 50th time that I loved her and that she is beautiful. I talked about how they are both attractive around exactly same moment but despite that fact my wife still got upset and that was my breaking point.
I told my wife that there would be no more rules in our relationship there be no more boundaries no more jealousy that I would do what I want because I was confident my wife that I wouldn’t leave her, cause at that time my wife and her girlfriend could literally do whatever they wanted exclusively with each other and that was completely fine same goes with my wife and I we could do exclusively whatever we wanted but relationship was not balanced yet Billy and I were not able to do anything alone so the point of me saying all that to my wife is that I intended for the relationship to finally be balanced for the insecurity to be gone for us to last be a true trinity and that point on Billie and I would basically kiss whenever we saw each other but at some point Lainey and her friends sat Billy down and had a talk with her.
No one told me what this talk was about regardless the day after the talk Billy and I wound up sleeping together and I was happy as due to that event we were finally a true threeway relationship there were no more real boundaries.
Regardless it is important to note that Billy did tell me that she thought Lainey might be upset if she and I slept together but every time she indicated she was worried I would remind her of the conversation that I had with Lainey where I repeatedly told her there would be no more boundaries we would all have balanced relationships that there would be no jealousy etc minutes after my wife came home and took her upstairs alone with the intention to make love to her, but first I reiterated our previous conversation about there being no boundaries and I told you that I made love to Billy exclusively my wife was very upset.
No. 314334
part 3
You see apparently in that secret conversations she had with Billy, she specifically told Billy and she was still not to do anything exclusively with me, Billy told my wife that was no problem and according to my wife she even told her that if I did pursue having sex with her that she would literally tell me to screw off and both my wife and I were very well aware that Billy had the complete capacity to tell me to screw off as nights before she told me she didn’t want to stick her crotch in my face while my wife blew me. As doing so would make her self-conscious and I said okay so I wound up just switching between the two making love to one while making out with the other so eventually we all sat down and talked to Billy asking her why she didn’t follow through with what she said or the very least informed me that the conversation they had clearly conflicted with the path I was on.
Billy kept making excuses she kept saying that she tried to tell me yet admitted she never got the words out my wife then pointed out all she had to do was tell me that she wasn’t interested that she didn’t want to do it, she said that if she did that the only way it can move forward as if it wound up being a rape. Billie responded saying it wasn’t rape but that she did try to tell me that she thought lainey would be upset . The problem with what Billy was saying is is repeatedly asked her do you want to and Billy kept responding with things like duh and of course. So the driving theme of what Billy said before we made love was that lainey might be mad but that she also wanted to make love to me, meanwhile my response and I told my wife how things were going to be and she agree to the fullest extent of my knowledge eliminated significant concerns that my wife would be upset. All we were left with number two which is Billy repeatedly telling me that she wanted to after I asked her if she did. Regardless after I inform my wife of what happened to the menage a trois was officially rocky. Lainey now insisted that Billy cheated on her because Billy specifically agreed she would not be romantic with me exclusively and yet she did it anyway as usual I jumped at the opportunity to defend Billie but at some point I could no longer defend her when I asked Billie an absolutely crucial question, did she say that you and I could not kiss when we were alone.
Wife interrupted insisting that she made it more than clear that Billy was not to kiss me when she was not around at that point I was basically speechless because that conversation took place the night of the day I told my wife that there would be no more jealousy there would be no more boundaries it would finally be a completely balanced Trinity just moments after she had that conversation with them she and I were kissing with no one else around once again.
Now seeing Billy had gone out of her way to initiate kissing with me shortly before and after the conversation she had with my wife specifically prohibiting such actions, Billy just felt to her default position saying that the reason she initiated kisses with me so many times is because she was scared which was completely lost on me ,that she was going out of her way to kiss me without any provocation . It was at that point I threw down my figurative shield that I’ve been defending Billy with all this time.
I stop trying to stick up for Billy as I realized her position was undefendable and I left the table saying I was goanna go take a shower and while Billy left the house and went off to the woods to do what she told me would be hitting trees with this club here but she actually wound up doing in the woods was make a noose out of a rope and spell fu,out of pumpkins we had smashed earlier. She told us about what she did after she came back to the house, not long after I went took a picture of it. Here’s that picture, I myself don’t know how to make a slipknot but I didn’t like they’re being a slip knot in my back yard so I’ve since unraveled the knot and sweat my foot or the fu that angry message Billy indicated that she had directed at my wife is no longer there.
Regardless around the time all this is going down Ayalla was having issues with her ex-boyfriend Richie AKA social repose Ayalla at this point is gone to every other member of the household and sobs hysterically about how richie is threatening to make a video about her because as he indicated publicly on Twitter and by her texts was extremely upset with her collaborating with me, according to them he even referred to his ex-girlfriend now as his enemy I guess his logic is if my ex-girlfriend works with onision I’m going to make a hate video about my ex-girlfriend because who knows why.
Regardless it’s clear at this point that Ayalla is traumatically affected by her acts but suddenly she seemed to get a wave of happiness that social repose agree to not make a video about her as she had apparently agreed to some of his demands. After seeing social repose threaten Ayalla into silence I made the Following tweets retweeted your against men threatening their ex-girlfriends into remaining silent about being abused I said your ex-girlfriend has been repeatedly crying today because if you threatening to publicly humiliate her on your channel apparently you said you would attack her because I told everyone about the horrible things you did to her she did not ask me to say any of those things nor did she ask me to talk about your twisted / sadistic sex life which yes I know about fact is you got dumped for cheating on your girlfriend with multiple women can’t erase that by threatening your ex that just makes you look worse so how about this you stop harassing your ex and you get a life.
She’s not ask me to say all this I’m just sick of seeing men like you threaten women they abused into silence get a life Richie, what happened next makes no sense to me. Billie text me Saturday 11:22 p.m. Greg I said hmm, she said you just want me to kill myself said no never live forever if possible okay she then text me what I said on twitter about Richie said yes I’m not going to let him get away with being horrible she said everything wasn’t okay the fact that she isn’t going to harass has made a little better now we’re back to square one where Ayallas crying and Billy said she just wanted to kill herself I said if this harassment leads him to getting what he wants you’re one of many victims to come, she said no, seeing Ayalla this upset makes me stressed it’s just going to get worse and I can’t deal with it.
I said if you want someone to see a man abusing women do nothing make sure that someone is not me, she said I don’t want that just a lot of stress right now it hurts. I said you know who I am you know I will not keep my mouth shut if it means bad man get away with hurting people I’m sad to know you’re unhappy with me publicly defending her and all the abuse victims. She said I’m not sad about that I’m glad you’re defending her I don’t think should have brought up the sex thing I know you’re doing what’s right the sex thing was a little unnecessary for the internet .
It just made Ayalla look bad for telling you that information and guess what the reality is ayalla didn’t just tell me that information she told my nanny tons of information about social repose, she told my wife’s friend she told my wife she told me she told Billy she told everyone and what did she tell them about Richie sex life exactly? Well a lot of things according to her one of those many weird things that social repose does is that he literally gets erect when women cry Ayalla told me he prefers to have sex with women while they’re crying ,like I said that’s just one of the many things she said he was into.
Was also told by someone who spoke to her in this house she said social repose is smelly and indicated it was gross having sex with that guy, regardless I that responded to 10:Billy saying that was said to increase the chance of him not responding to that message with an attack video or otherwise .
He needs to know that it only gets worse for him he pushes this further. Like I said I was told a decent amount about his sex life ,him having sex with people while they cry that’s only the tip of the iceberg regardless Billy said he has trash on me and Ayalla so its going to bring me
Further into this crippling depression I probably will kill myself I do not do well under stressful situations it’s literally been on my mind all day and just so close to walking out that door and doing it and I do not want to feel this way. I asked about the trash that social repose has on them. She doesn’t know ,I said that’s a lie said you need to stop lying to me she’s then admitted that he knew that she used to smoke weed she said she didn’t want the internet to know about that ,she goes on to say I can only imagine what he has on her .So I responded moral of the story don’t do illegal and/or horrible things and I quoted what she was really saying to me which is Greg he might tell people I used to break the law with drug abuse he said I understand you don’t trust me you can’t just ignore my pain just point out I said he had dirt on us I have no idea what he could possibly say cause him and I have been friends for almost a year can’t think of anything other than that.
She said you hate me now because you’re making me feel that way, I said what do you want from me, let a guy get away with abusing women to protect you from people knowing you committed crimes and Ayalla did who knows what .Stop hiding from your own corruption , she says you’re right I said how can anyone trust you ever. She said you’re also right about that too I’m sorry. Later on that night I asked her she was up and I told her I wanted to talk in the garage, in the garage it became clear that Billy was trying to sneak out in the middle of the night with Ayalla. They had already called an uber and they were going to go stay with a friend but I successfully convinced Billy to stay telling her that she could potentially win the trust of Lainey and myself if she got a tattoo that said L I l l I E it’s the Lainey and Billy ship name and would have a picture of a lily just above it.
I showed her my wrist tattoos I told her in her shoes I would do it. In the past I had already done something similar Billy already has tattoos all over her body so she didn’t indicate it was a big deal to get a pretty lily tattoo the sake of proving her love to Lainey. Ayalla was there for half the conversation and she indicated this was all fine but the moment I left the garage and only a few words convinced Billy to follow through with abonding us , Billie then came in and hug me for a long duration she was profusely crying. I told her I didn’t want her to go with that if she left there would likely be no going back she said don’t say that, I said it’s true, she said I know, she asked me to walk her to the uber so I did. Continue to reiterate that she left she was abandoned us for good I kept telling her I fought so hard for her I constantly defended her and reminded her that after all I did she was walking out on us when I was still fighting for her but she left us anyway.
After she lied to us after she betrayed us after I was giving her a final chance at repairing things and redeeming herself regardless she later sent Lainey flowers, I told her that there are no consolation for what she had done that if she truly loved her she would do all the following so she could be with Lainey again. I reminded her of the lily tattoo told her she should never use drugs again she should never lie to us again and never associated with a person who is the sole reason that she left us that night.
The person who stayed in the garage and convince her to leave after she had already agreed to stay. I said we all love you Billy even after all this, she said I love you guys too. I said please just prove we can trust you again that’s all we need and all she had to say after that is, I hope you’re excited for a new president. I responded with call me . as you can see underneath it says delivered the rest of messages clearly indicate they’re not delivered so I left her this message you said you loved us and someone tells you they love you remember this moment remember we forgave you so many times I personally fought to the very end for you I can’t explain or justify you doing all this I wish you well and that I believe is the very end of our association with Billy
>Side note: undefendable isn’t a fucking word greg.
No. 314347
>>314334> I successfully convinced Billy to stay telling her that she could potentially win the trust of Lainey and myself if she got a tattoo that said L I l l I E it’s the Lainey and Billy ship nameAll of this is seriously even weirder and more disgusting in text. Not to mention SHIP NAME. You're 31 Gergless, holy fuck, I wish he were banned from existence.
Good job on the transcripts anon!
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>>314334HOLY
FUCKING
WALL
OF
TEXT
Why doesn't he just mow the grass with his motor mouth?
No wonder he has to sound like Leafy - you have to jump cut every phrase and speed it up a bit just to fit that in a video.
No. 314351
>>314334Thank you transcript anon.
So, it finally happened.
tl;dr Lainey got jealous that Greg told Billie he loved her during a greasesome and started crying. Lainey then forbid Billie from doing anything with Greg without her there. Greg kissed Billie without Lainey being there, Billie didn't stop it. Greg found out Billie had betrayed Lainey's wishes to not do things without her there too (lol even though he initiated the kiss with Billie).
Billie cries, has enough of Greg's shit, her and Ayalla book an uber to leave. Greg finds them waiting for an über, begs Billie to stay telling her all she has to do is prove she can be trusted by getting a tattoo to signify her love for Lainey (lol… wat) basically trying to manipulate her into bowing down and being a doormat. She doesn't give in to his weird psychological beat down and gets in the uber to drive away. Taking one post-crying pic for Instagram.
There's hate for Richie mixed into the video but don't see the relevance. Greg trying to act the hero for "not letting abuse to women happen" because Richie had a crying fetish that Ayalla told him about. Think this was just his attempt at dangling Ayalla in front of Richie to piss him off.
Delicious.
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So why didn't you stay longer whilst using those benefits instead of whining, bitching and being a competent pog/servicemen then?
Also, love how you rub it in everyone's (normies) faces that you had said benefits.
No. 314376
>>314370Ezcept the VAs crap and ove seen many veterans get denyed their free schooling for no reason and have to appeal it for years to finally get their money.
He probably hasn't had to deal with the slow ass VA for years…also does he really get benefits anyway? Didnt he quit early or something?
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>>314381He also bitched about hot having much of a salary because "it always fluctuated" or some shit.
Anyone feel free to transcribe!
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topkek
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>>314351>>314334So basically requirements are
-have a 3 way/polygamous relationship with me but no DUDES
-brand the women with a shitty tattoo so you can claim a human being
-I'm going to make my partner uncomfortable and betray her feels by kissing/touching girlfriend #2 cause you know
Where are your kids, Onion. Seriously, you have time to jerk off and have oral but not take care of your fucking kids.
No. 314399
>>314394Thanks for transcribing this, much appreciated!
Also, did you notice he had a look of disdain and annoyance while explaining the daycare situation? Like dude, if you don't like being around them then why the fuck did you even apply?
No. 314403
>>314399You're welcome!
The whole video felt really awkward and he kept grimacing when he was talking about the daycare job.
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Your wife has shit taste in men's clothing (on you).
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>>314424THIS IS MY VEGETARIAN… BODDDAAAAY!!!!!! HAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!
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>>314428maybe that's the real reason he's so upset with billie - she's such a bad actress she couldn't pretend she enjoyed his micro dick
No. 314459
>>314435Anon, I got back and forth wondering if this is real. It seems unbelievable doesn't it? That a man now in his thirties is acting like an 18 year old boy.
Prepare to be frustrated as you read what he's done and how he still mangages to have fans.
It's all pretty mind blowing stuff, top tier entertainment.
No. 314462
>>314426Jesus, I feel like if you were that vain you would actually put the effort in to look after yourself. That paunch isn't going away any time soon.
Also even with the editing that color difference between his face and body is hilarious.
Hire a personal trainer and a derm Onion, teenagers don't like their manchildren prematurely aged
No. 314472
>>314470And they're an expert marksman who'd use their military training for stunts in their videos… If you can do any of those things, then there's a possibility you know how to tie a fucking knot.
Do you honestly believed people were gonna buy that Greg? Stupid man.
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Someone on Reddit recognized Billie and commented about it on the bottom. Not sure if I can believe it, though.
No. 314483
>>314482I just think it's so gross that he's posting photos of his half naked self to underage teenagers when he should be only be doing that with, oh I don't know, HIS WIFE?!?
I'm willing to bet if Lainey posted herself in a bikini and asked everyone how she looked to other men, Gork would flip.
No. 314496
>>314426He is so self conscious about his body. I don't know how many times he's posted shirtless pics to 'prove' he's all toned and fit (when he's just clenching his gut) to his teen girl fanbase knowing they'll eat it up and comment shit like "omg
heart eyes emoji x5 ur so0 hottt"
No. 314497
>>314334I love you Transcript-Anon, but be careful; I worry for your sanity. Remember: "Whoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process he does not become a monster. And if you gaze long enough into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you."
Please stop if it becomes too much for you.
I think I'm gonna do a wall of text myself, everyone has been warned.
Back to Grease… not even a fucking paragraph of him speaking and he's already throwing up red flags:
>>The girl she found was named Billy my wife and Billy hit it off and I was very excited about it.NO! You should've been happy for Lainey and Billie if this was all for Lainey, it wasn't and you're pretty much admitting to it right fucking here.
>>Which many of you know translated to me giving her a full body massage just like my mom had given me prior and me cuddling with her just like I had done with my friends prior.NO, your wife just left the house because you were touching up Billie in the first fucking place, she wanted you to keep your hands to your goddamn self - what fucking lunatic out there gives their "friend" a naked, full body massage out of the fucking blue?! In the throes of a breakup no doubt!
>>Billie gave no emotional response to that, which was a little odd to me but I let it go.No, it's not odd - you had called her a "homewrecker" when the one who was wrecking homes all along was YOU.
>>Also throughout the menage a trois all my…Just STOP, you never got your menage a trois because she was never living with you, menage a trois only happen when a third person is in an established STABLE relationship with a couple and LIVING in a home with them, so stop twisting the French language to suit your own needs, you CUCK.
>>There came a point where we wanted to look at our texts so we can know that she was who she said she was –NO, you never ever ask to see a person's private and personal content, that is theirs - unless you are a police officer with a search warrant, you can go fuck yourself.
>>At this point we’ve all kis – Projectile vomiting everywhere aside… this is where your little story's plot has holes doesn't it? Because Lainey claims this has never happened, she said herself the furthest she's ever gone with Billie is kissing, nothing more… so which one of you is lying, hmmmmm?
>>I told my wife that there would be no more rules in our relationship there be no more boundariesThis wasn't meant to be YOUR relationship though, was it Gerg… you keep continually fucking this up, why? Because fucking BIllie was your intention from the start, that's why.
>>Regardless it is important to note that Billy did tell me that she thought Lainey might be upset if she and I slept together but every time she indicated she was worried I would remind her of the conversation that I had with –Oh, that's nice… where have I heard this scenario before? That's right, from Adrienne's confession where she says you basically coerced her into sex, no matter how much she told you she was uncomfortable with the idea.
>>You see apparently in that secret conversations she had with Billy, she specifically told Billy and she was still not to do anything exclusively with me, Billy told my wife that was no problem and according to my wife she even –Oh my fucking god, YOU coerced her into sex, you were CONVINCING her that it was okay! This is YOUR fault! Take the fucking responsibility you fucking psychopath!
>>As doing so would make her self-conscious and I said okay so I wound up just switching between the two making love to –Again, one of you is lying… it's either you or Lainey, which is it?
>>Billy kept making excuses she kept saying that she tried to tell me yet admitted she never got the words out my wife then pointed out all she had to do was tell me that she wasn’t interested that she didn’t want to do it –She did tell you, you admitted to this four paragraphs ago… so now your gaslighting her as well as technically raping her, GG Gurg.
>>she said that if she did that the only way it can move forward as if it wound up being a rape.Wow… there's really no need to counter your shit when you freely admit to it yourself, is there? The rest of this paragraph is word salad but the gist of it is that Lainey blamed Billie for all of this instead of Gurg.
>>I myself don’t know how to make a slipknot –Why are you telling us this, are you guilty? And that's a "hangman's noose" - not a "slipknot" get your fucking terms right first, you idiot… the way you're talking about this is that you seriously want us to believe Billie would do this shit when your edgy ass is fully capable of pulling off this childish gesture yourself… how did you know it was "directed at your wife"? If it was Billie who did this, it would make more sense for her to direct it at you for what you just did to her.
>>Ayalla was having issues with her ex-boyfriend Richie –This is seriously none of our business, and you shouldn't of made it anyones but your own either if she confided in you, then some more word salad… throws in some shade about fetishes like he has room to speak.
I'm done, I can't counter any more… he's a lunatic, we know the rest about trying to brand her and trying to isolate her from Ayalla and those don't really need further comment.
No. 314500
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>>314347>>I successfully convinced Billy to stayKey word: "convinced"
…just like he successfully convinced Billie into having sex with him.
…just like he successfully convinced Adrienne into having sex with him.
We might have a serial rapist on our hands here, folks.
No. 314502
>>314497Thank you <3 I've been adding other anons transcripts to the blog. If there is a team of us working on transcripts we hopefully won't go insane. The amount of bullshit that comes out of his mouth is unbelievable, some of it he thinks just makes him seem smart… but he isn't.
I will take a break from the transcripts when I feel my sanity deteriorate.
No. 314504
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Poor lil onion's baby feefees are still hurt, so he's posted yet ANOTHER shirtless picture where he sucks in and tenses even harder to try and hide his potbelly.. Onion, you aren't fooling anyone.
No. 314507
>>314499I'm just perplexed at how that conversation would even come up…
((Lainey slamming the door shut behind her))
…Soooo Billie, get your kit off.
…Huh, why?
…I'm gonna massage you, just like friends do, it's normal I promise you.
You can't even try to word it in any way without creeping yourself out, yeesh.
No. 314511
>>314504>>314505Based on the timeline, it's safe to say he's reading what we have to say here and is getting butthurt.
HI CHEESEDICK
No. 314523
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Found this in the incel topic in /snow. Weirdly similar to Omission's bullshit
No. 314524
>>314519Maybe it's a furnished basement?
Their house confuses the shit out of me. Judging by the listing pictures it looked nice but now it looks like it has the personality of cardboard (perfect for plank).
Imagine how stale the air is. I doubt they never open the windows. Probs smells like greasy hair and butt crust as soon as you open the door.
No. 314536
>>314527OT but his voice kinda sounds like Peter Griffin's and now I can't stop thinking of it whenever I watch one of his videos
Sage for samefagging
No. 314537
>>314527Transcript
how I met my wife and also how I proposed to her and how our wedding was. as many of you know I once kissed a dude in a video my wife saw the video and said to herself he's hot and decided to check me out she started following me on twitter at some point I followed her back eventually we wound up skyping each other at one point on Twitter she said I was her soul mate which may not have meant a lot of some but that meant a lot to me.
after we'd been dating a short time I flew out to meet my new girlfriend but before I even flew out I said to her in skype "you know I’m going to marry you, right?" she was very interested in the idea of me marrying her.
eventually she and I had a mock wedding ceremony between just her and I. we had this mock ceremony on a dried-up river we called it dirt river. from that point on she wore her ring as if we were married not long after she turned 18 we got recognized as being actually married by the US government. quite a few months’ past, we're finally ready to have a full ceremony with my family. We spend a total of a thousand dollars on a wedding because we wanted to be small and I can easily say that wedding ceremony was as perfect as I could have wanted it to be.
although originally it was to be my grandma's house but she decided to reject our ceremony happening on her property because the ceremony was going to be done by my mom who was a pagan and obviously by my grandmas’ actions Christians don't like pagans. very rude grandma very rude.
so, here's the point I want to make in this video. my wife and I didn't even date a year before we got married we had a very inexpensive non-fancy wedding I mean technically we got legally married in a courthouse, but we’ve been married since 2012 we're still together. I have seen people jump around twenty-four thousand dollars on their wedding ceremony, I've seen people date like eight years before they even got married and you want more than half the expensive weddings I've seen wound up leading to a divorce around a year after.
same goes with relationships where people date a long time before they get married. this shows how much time and money you invest in a person before you actually get married to them in no way guarantees a successful marriage, in fact you waiting so long to get married kinda says to me you're not so sure about them in the first place and you spending a ton of money on your wedding well that makes your ceremony more of a gimmick than something that represents actual love. Marriage is about people not fancy things and if you focus more on who your significant other is rather than money or putting on a show, you may find yourself having a much longer happier marriage.
love is not about fancy weddings; love is not about having so little faith in someone that you have to test him out for eight years before you marry them for me there's no point to a relationship unless you're gonna be with that person forever and I think that is what love is all about. But let my actions speak for my words been married about four years now let's see how my philosophy works out for me
No. 314540
>>314538I also like the 'let's see how this works out for me' as if he's not sure they'll be together forever.
>>314504He needs to work on his pecs and arms. Really, invest in some weights Greg. You'll look less like a girl than your wife if you start lifting.
No. 314554
>>314551Onision is a ephebophile and always will be. Lainey can stay with him forever but only for these reasons:
1.) To prove the "haturz" wrong.
2.) For the status, since being married trumps over being single according to him.
3.) To make babies.
4.) Free sex
Otherwise, for the rest of her life, she'll have to be okay with him flying over 15-19 years olds to have sex with him. In return, she'll have the high living and the money to comfort herself with.
~Troo luv~
No. 314555
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>>314537https://vid.me/u5kAHere's a vid.me for people that need to actually see this shit.
No. 314565
>>314538>>We spend a total of a thousand dollars on a wedding because we wanted to be small and I can easily say that wedding ceremony was as perfect as I could have wanted it to be.You had a "small ceremony" because it was actually a secret ceremony, you did not have permission from that teenage girl's parents to marry her, so you did it behind their backs.
You were married to her during that "mock" wedding, you even say so yourself by tacking on that it wasn't until she turned 18 that it was "official".
>>quite a few months’ past, we're finally ready to have a full ceremony with my family.You then waited a few months after she was 18 to tell everyone you were an item, not on her 18th birthday because they would've been alarmed and made aware of your predation.
He's a dangerous individual, this is a grown man that is completely lucid and aware of the plans that he makes to make his fetishes/fantasies become reality.
The short end of it? He's a sociopath.
The long end of it? He's a sexual predator with a series of unchecked cluster B personality disorders, he needs to get it checked out now before it's too late and he goes even further with trying to achieve his goals.
No. 314575
>>314569He is so, so amazingly lucky… he basically was one of the first to exploit the birth of streaming video on the internet.
None of this even down to his own "talents" he has none, the first content that got him famous on YT was because of Skye's "talents".
Let's be clear, filming someone wearing a fucking banana suit and acting like a retarded child is hardly "talented" or "creative", it just appeals to the demographic he's interested in, which just so happens to be preteens and teenagers.
No. 314576
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>>314330>So then my wife is informed of a picture that exists where Billie is actually on some guy shoulders holding his hand but Billy here insist that she never made physical contact with the guy until she realized that we are aware of the photo.Found the photos, you guys. Taken 18 weeks ago. Were they all in a relationship 18 weeks ago?
No. 314577
>>314576From the caption, it seems like this isn't even a guy she knows. This happens a lot at concerts to shorter girls, so I don't see why this was a problem to Onion or Onion #2.
These retards really don't get outside.
No. 314578
>>314577What I'm more curious of is if this photo was taken around the time that cuddlegate 1.0 happened? Sorry, I'm bad with time.
It doesn't look like she's holding his hand with any romantic intentions. It looks like she's trying to balance herself so she won't fall.
No. 314579
>>314576Oh my god, are they for real? She would HAVE to hold the guys hand if she was taking a selfie with the other, otherwise she'd topple right off there because her concentration isn't on keeping her balance.
>>YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO TOUCH ANYONE BILLIE, ESPECIALLY ANOTHER GUY'S HAND! BRAND YOURSELF NOW TO PROVE YOU ONLY BELONG TO ME! Lainey had no qualms openly flirting with her fans whilst she was in a "relationship" with Billie though.
This is ALL Gerg, it's always only ever been Gerg and I'm so fucking glad Billie got out of there when she did or she wouldn't have gotten out at all.
No. 314589
>>314576So being on a guy's shoulders and holding his hand to keep your balance is a big no-no in Greaseworld.
But having a nude full body massage is totally a-ok behavior.
Guess Billie should've just said she was getting massaged by this guy.
No. 314609
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>>314537>in fact you waiting so long to get married kinda says to me you're not so sure about them in the first place and you spending a ton of money on your wedding well that makes your ceremony more of a gimmick than something that represents actual love
>mfw this faggot actually spouts this shit offHave fun with your trainwreck relationships for the rest of your miserable life you brainless cuck lmao
No. 314613
>>314599It has nothing to do with misogyny. Greg fully believes
other men can cheat and he thinks they're bad people for doing so. Do you not remember how he talked about Ayalla's ex?
But Greg, being a sociopath, cares only about himself and doesn't believe he has to follow the same rules as everyone else. If he wants something, he thinks he should be allowed to have it, period. He wanted another fucktoy, so he pushed Lainey into getting a girlfriend, but he sees men as a direct threat, so he forbid her from having a boyfriend and flipped out when Billie touched another guy. Whether or not Lainey wanted a girlfriend, or Lainey or Billie wanted a boyfriend, is irrelevant to him. Their desires and feelings don't matter. Only his do. That's why he thinks he can stick his dick wherever he wants and it somehow doesn't count as cheating. I mean, he claimed to have TOLD Lainey he was going to fuck Billie and she wasn't allowed to say no because "equality" or "trinity" or some bullshit like that. He made an excuse, but it was nothing more than lazy mental gymnastics that would allow him to do as he pleased without having to label himself a cheater.
No. 314615
>>314610>>314611she was barely 18 when she signed it, most likely had no legal representation, and you can bet it hugely favors him/leaves her and the kids with practically nothing. if she leaves and contests it, there's really no way a judge wouldn't side with her.
but we don't know what exactly the prenup says so who knows.
No. 314621
>>314619She's also 16, and probably does want attention. She screams insecure chubby high school girl who just needs to be sweet talked into his greasy manipulation trap.
Speaking of that, is she finally back in school, or is she still there with them? I know Billie and Ayayala are back home, but did she go with them?
No. 314625
File: 1478992663457.png (336.31 KB, 640x1136, image.png)
…so I can finally have time to seek more underaged girls and set up preparations for my cult!
No. 314632
>>314582this. This is defiantly what happened.
>She takes a fun selfie and is looking happy surrounded by people.but Greg decides 'lets say she was high and made physical contact with a guy'
Audience will automatically think Billie did something sexual with a random guy. If they think shes high like Greg says she apparently was it just makes he look easy or a whore.
Way to throw her under the bus greg because you got butthurt she had fun with a random guy (who may even be a good friend of hers she hasn't told you about)
Fucking loser.
No. 314655
>>314565>>314537What else is really sketchy is how he kept saying that if you date a long time before getting married to someone its paranoia
and he made lainey sign a prenup and get married extremely quickly as a young teenager. The fact that he posted this worries me alot because i think his young girl audience will hear it and probably think that if a guy asks to marry them in two months they probably really love them & end up in abusive relationship :/
Like its one thing to tell himself that him getting married so quickly is "true love" but god telling his teen viewers that is what they should do??? gerg is so fucked
No. 314657
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apparently billie's still fb friends with gergles but not lainey
No. 314662
>>314657Come on Billie-bob! Block his greasy ass on fb and enjoy your freedom!
'Cause we can only hope she doesn't use it very often, but I doubt it.
No. 314664
This is apparently his house:
http://www.zillow.com/homedetails/11712-136th-Ave-E-Puyallup-WA-98374/49186331_zpid/But the house he did the house tour isn't the same house as the one he lives in… whoses house is it?
No. 314670
>>314661Is Avaroe his new surname?
I'm pretty sure in his Dox that his name and Taylors last name is now Avaroe, but Im not sure if thats 100% legit
No. 314672
>>314505Pretty funny how a guy who posts so many videos critiquing the bodies of teenagers (while reassuring them it's about whether they healthy or not, except for that hot or not one) is now so self conscious because he's been called chubby or thick.
I guess he'll use this to rationalise it too -"b-b-but they body shame me too!"
No. 314675
>>314664I have to admit, it looks really nice! And now I see why he sometimes films in a wooded area - it's the guest house where he probably hides from Lamo whenever he doesn't feel like dealing with her (lol).
>>314668>>314670Daniel used to be his OG last name based on military and high school records, not just his shitty websites before e-fame.
Avaroe is his current last name and only name-change, though he tried to change said name to Sicesca before (lol). I think he uses Jackson in the public tbh.
No. 314683
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"That means what you think it means".
I don't get it. What is it supposed to mean? What's crazy? Does someone have insight?
No. 314686
>>314680Daniel was never his middle name, it was his original last name!
Like, you really need to brush up on your Onion history!
www.lifeofonion.com
No. 314693
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>>314692I get extreme satisfaction knowing that Shane Dawson's book comes up when you search for his
No. 314698
>>314671Its not uncommon for youtubers to follow eachother on twitter even if they don't like them.
Gotta keep up on that youtube drama
No. 314702
>>314664Also SR, said in one of his videos about Onision that Greg actually has two houses. One is strictly for filming while the other is for living in. Wou;dn't be surprised if
>>314663 is the one they film in, since it looks rather empty and unlived in.
No. 314768
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Even with the added effects she still looks plain af! Nice try lmfao
No. 314781
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>>314768Onion wishes that Lamo resembled Quiet. She looks nothing like Stephanie Joosten.
Is anyone else disgusted when it turns out that either Onion or Plain like the same thing as you? Every time they tweet something about MGS or Brand New I wanna barf. Leave my fave vidya and band alone
(I have no problem with other people sharing my taste in whatever unless I hate them).
No. 314787
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>>314781I was totally disgusted when Lainey dressed as Harley Quinn last Halloween. I couldn't help but imagine if Gerg made Plain to roleplay after and her saying "Aw cmon puddin don't ya wanna rev up your Harley? Vroom, vroom!" in her flat uninterested tone of voice. My mind often wanders in places it shouldn't.
No. 314801
>>314661They both changed their last name sometime during cuddlegate 2.0. And Facebook has a limit on the amount of times you can change your name.
>>314702I thought they were referring to the weird shed house that he lived in with Skye, Shiloh, and Lainey?
No. 314813
>>314801You mean they both reverted back to their original last names legally or just on fb?
As for the shed house, it's already sold and he uses his previous McMansion for filming (though I don't think he does that anymore).
No. 314856
>>314784Onion likes Power Rangers? I had no idea.
I'm so sorry about Grease ruining that and anime for you, anon.
I'm glad that I was inerested in Death Note way before he picked that series up and became obsessed with L. I was able to enjoy it without connecting it to Onion.
>>314787Love how Onion claimes to not be an abuser while he's romanticising the most abusive relationship in mainstream comic world. I bet that Harley is his ideal girl - wacky, sexy and brainwashed.
Sidenote - that video made me so uncomfortable, he literally pimped Lamo.
No. 314868
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>>314668>>314674>>314675>>314680apparently his full name (as of 2012) is Gregory James Avaroe. I don't think he changed it again, but that's what's on his and lamo marriage license.
No. 314885
>>314878I imagine he forces his wives/girlfriends to dress like this for sex and talks to them like he does at the end of the video.
I think he hates Social Repose because he's too similar to him in what he considers his "faults"
No. 314886
>>314878Love how he tries to bring back good old times. Shiloh was much closer to his type than Plain.
I'm glad that she ran away from the creeper, but it's such a shame that she has ruined her career for Onion :( Breaks my heart.
No. 314898
>>314890He is sucking up to Plainey a lot co pared to last few months.
I guess he is trying to make her either bring Billie back or find a new Billie.
No. 314916
>>314856I like Death Note before I even knew who Greasecock was and never compared him to L or Light yet he still managed to ruin it for me.
>>314868Yet he still likes to revert to his previous last name despite the name change.
No. 314934
>>314932He lives in bumfuck, nowhere.
$600k wouldn't get him a 3 bed condo in major cities.
No. 314950
>>314927Yeah, that stucked out to me too. WTH? It sounds like something a 12yo would have come up with.
But then again, so is the idea to go in the woods to smash pumpkins on camera in the first place…
How are all those people are adults for?
No. 314956
>>314954b-but he doesn't know how to tie that kind of knot!!!
noose was definitely him and i bet he added the 'you' also
No. 314959
>>314927Someone came up with a really good point about how Billie, who is a high school dropout, probably wouldn't know how to tie a noose. While Greg who has gone through military survival training probably WOULD know how to do it. He also adamantly denies knowing how to tie a noose in the video, which seems very forced.
She may have done the pumpkin thing but I wouldn't be surprised if he did the noose thing to make it seem more crazy.
No. 315031
>>314959The thing that got me was how he specifically says he doesnt know how to tie a slip knot, not just a noose
Why use the specific knot term?
No. 315044
>>314781Nah, tons of people out there who you ( could ) despise like the same stuff you do.
>>314927Right? It's so fucking dramatic which makes it hilarious. This whole thing is insane - the tattoo - ship name ( fuuuuuuck, you're 31 ) - the pumpkin fuck you - a noose - like, lol, the older Gergless gets the more childish his life is. I would bet money that he made the pumpkin FY himself.
I just feel bad there are children involved in all of this, I didn't imagine he would ever want any.
No. 315054
>>315050"The guy's just a bit mental ain't'e?"
- Perfect quote
No. 315066
>>315050Ugh his teeth <3
I love big sharp canines on people.
I love some of the british youtubers, love their style of comedy.
sage
No. 315099
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>he birthday gifts Sarah & Billie got me ? Thank you both, so much. It really does mean a lot and I don't think I'll forget it.
Thirsty Greg. Also, Pretty sure those deadpool sweatpants are the same he is wearing in the '10 things I hate about Onision' video. Maybe they were given as an early birthday present or maybe he just threw them in to make it look like a bunch of teenagers gave him more birthday presents than he actually got.
No. 315100
>>315031>>315035It isn't a "slip knot" it's a "hangman's noose" - they're similar but not the same thing.
If anything, hes getting the terminology wrong to sound less guilty of it.
No. 315103
>>315066>>315065>>315080His overbite is so distracting tho, I think it stops him from being fully atractive. I like the pointy teeth as well but damn that overbite.
The video is funny enough, though.
Sage for no contribution
No. 315104
>>315099He's had to buy every present himself anyway, none of the women (and girls) in his house are employed, they're either dependant on him for money (Lainey and Sarah) or they are/were employed by him (Selena and Billie).
Hilarious.
No. 315114
>>315099I don't understand why he got so many pairs of pajama pants (Mario from Lainey + these two) but I guess if you never leave the house you don't have to put real pants on. That and it's way easier to whip out your dick in those bad boys right gurp?
also clearly the girls just took a mall day and went to hot topic because that's where all of these gifts (minus the one outfit) ,-'w from. SUCH a dilf
No. 315115
>>315050I usually hate British youtubers because they're so smug, but I really liked that.
It's so bizarre to hear see someone talk about the Billie situation outside of lolcow.
No. 315127
>>314927Billie isn't bothering to refute a lot of what Onion's claimed, even when his claims are contradictory. Maybe she just doesn't give a fuck.
>>314959>Billie, who is a high school dropout, probably wouldn't know how to tie a nooseA ton of ~alt~ teenagers learn how to tie a noose because they're bored and it seems edgy. Source: was a bored, edgy teenager with a lot of bored, edgy teenage friends.
>>314504Anyone else notice the pathetic little bulge in his pants? Dude's got a stiffy.
And am I crazy or are his pecs way too small? Obviously he has no muscle mass, but with how pudgy he is, he should have more man-boobage going on, right?
No. 315133
>>315127Billie probably knows better than to engage with Greg tbh
OR they're already getting back together
No. 315141
>>315135Yeah I agree with the sock, his cock can't be
that big…can it?
Saged for Onion's tiny cock!
No. 315149
>>315141Yeh, you can see exactly how big it is here:
http://i.imgur.com/NTYU2T3.gifvHe has a chubby but it's still so small, lmao.
Saged for Onion's tiny cock!
No. 315161
>>315149>>315151Lmao I bet it's that small as that guy's from Scary Movie.
I have a feeling he's lurking right now, cry moar Greg!
Saged for Onion's tiny cock!
No. 315168
>>315151I've dated a few guys in the past with tiny peens and they ALWAYS did this, one of them used to completely shave as well and it never made the least bit of difference.
(saged for tiny peens)
No. 315171
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onion just can't stop himself from stalking cyr's twitter
No. 315202
>>315197Oh my god, he needs to fucking stop.
This is just so desperate and sickening, he's trying everything in his power to tempt Billie into coming back.
No. 315203
>>315197He's scrambling so hard to get her back & paint himself in the better woe is me light. He says Billie prefers him. He heavily implies that he prefers Billie. Jesus fucking christ this is horrifying.
BILLIE DON'T CAVE!
No. 315204
>>315197oh god omission's horrible attempt at getting billie back. cringe cringe cringe cringe
so obvious he prefers billie over plainey
No. 315214
>>315197I made it to 1:02.
I could never be transcript anon.
In Grergalerg is lurking like usual, here's my rebuttal so far:
- yes, 18 year olds are old enough to legally choose to smoke. It doesn't mean that it's a good idea
- if cigarette companies were targeting 18 year olds because they are naive and their prefrontal cortex is still developing, we'd think they're creepy and sick and evil,
- you're right, dating you is a lot like smoking or going off to war
- it's one thing to have an age gap, it's another when the only people you date for more than a month are always this age group and when they age past that you replace or supplement them.
- I don't have experience being a pedophile but I think that makes me a better judge of their creepiness, not a worse one.
No. 315219
>>315197I got a little further in this time.
> I remember what it was like to be 18, 19, 20 and you know what, it felt a whole lot like how I feel now.I'm 32, and I don't think that's not normal. It sure doesn't seem healthy. If you had friends your own age they'd tell you that.
> my brain was extremely developed when I was an 18 year oldAnd yet human brains don't actually completely finish developing 25, except maybe in people with problems like yours.
I can tell this is just him acting like the objections people have is about 18 year olds dating older people, and not a 31 year old man who reckons he's so picky about who hangs out with only ever dating teenagers.
No. 315220
Ugh, that one anon was definitely spot on in describing Billie as their "unicorn".
http://polyliving.net/2013/10/unicorn-unicorn-hunting-unicorn-triad/If she does go back to them, I think I'll stop following this shit for good, I like happy endings; especially ones where there's so much potential for him to crash and burn… I just can't sit by and watch another one of his victims ruining their lives by playing into his hands.
No. 315231
>>315222He's right about one thing though - this is how he has always been, he's always divulged lots of info about friends and partners, to their detriment.
He really hasn't changed since age 19, and it's all on the internet to see. Everyone who keeps walking into this obvious trap is too stupid for their own good.
No. 315241
>>315238It's just like the voicemails he left AJ - I hate you! No, you're right about me! Answer me! I love you, lets work this out! You never gave me a chance! You're a fucking bitch! - ad infinitum.
I can see another reason why he prefers teenagers, this kind of shit would only confuse a young woman - but they're more likely to succumb to those manipulative tactics because they're still very naive and forgiving.
No. 315243
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Goddamn it, Billie.
Stop looking so miserable.
You would be 100x more miserable if you stuck with him… by now you would've been branded with a tattoo commemorating your "genuine love" for Lainey and forced to never see Ayalla ever again.
All she needs to do is block him from all her social media accounts and never look back… it really is that simple.
No. 315249
>>315050>>Skinny but cute little Englishman with jagged teeth.Still hotter than Greaseball.
He did an "okay" job, but like most of these YT personalities that make reaction videos of him; they only skim the surface of the septic tank… most of them are not especially articulate (They repeat the same obvious descriptions about him, Alex must of said "insane" and "fucking weird" about two dozen times.) neither are they elaborate enough to get down elbow-deep into that shithole.
If there were any YT personalities who anonymously read or contribute to this thread, I'm sure a lot of anons here would be happy to volunteer to write them a script for their reaction video; free of fucking charge.
No. 315250
>>315244They look blue to me as well… she's probably either used blue eyeshadow/blue eyeliner under eyebrow wax or blue mascara under eyebrow wax. It looks like she's drawn on freckles as well, even in her "no makeup" photos, she doesn't have freckles.
She looks tired and fed up though… I'd be tired and fed up if some fucking nutcase with a large YT audience kept saying shit about me and fucking around with my emotions.
No. 315257
>>315254Just fucking cracked up for real, I rarely if ever laugh at basic memes too.
>>315253Any choice comments? I'm not prepared to give him another contribution.
No. 315262
>>315258Nono, I meant the comments section you were looking at, I'm sorry for not specifying.
As for his own comments though, that is amazingly childish… I guess he has to try to familiarize himself to her through ways that she's only used to herself though through a lack of life experience.
That's fucking creepy and awful.
No. 315268
>>315260I love Richie, hahaha.
I have no clue who those whiny fucks are, but someone should put Billie and Greg over them and make it a gif.
No. 315269
>>315260Hahaha, if you look past the subtlety, you'll see how we're all watching the same sort of shitshow, except Billie isn't playing along with it so far… if she does, it's all a game for attention and views.
Lainey is definitely in on it with him though, oh boy.
Lainey is so supportive of his shite, enabling it and contributing to it.
People shouldn't be expressing themselves in personal ways over social media unless they're looking to be on fucking reality shows like Big Brother, the thing is though… "Onision" isn't a character anymore, it hasn't been since Skye left and he ventured into expressing his own narcissistic self.
I really do urge and suggest to all anons to drop these pieces of shit and all involved if they "reconcile" - it's been obvious Smegreg has lurked here for a while, since thread #3 if I can remember.
Sociopaths really enjoy playing games if it helps further their goals.
Just a heads up.
No. 315279
>>315277If she's lurking here, please don't go back Billie.
You'll have tons more "fans" and potential friends if you don't.
If there's one thing I've learnt about the Grease threads, is that we all have one thing in common.
We want to watch him burn.
No. 315291
>>315197Part One.
Brace for huge wall of text. I'm a complete newfag on the farms so pls forgive, I'm still figuring out how to use it. This shit took me two hours and now I'm going to rupture both my ear drums. Enjoy
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Hey there, I’m Onision, I’m 31 years old and my wife and I were recently in a relationship with a 19 year old girl—A good portion of you learned of this fact—after you saw a video I uploaded some days ago—announcing that we all broke up—if you wanna find out why exactly why it is we broke up—feel free to watch that video (image of the ‘we broke up’ video on screen)—it’s very fact based so it’s kinda boring—not a whole lot of room for opinions et cetera—but I’ve made videos discussing how our relationship ended—however no videos just focusing on how things were when we all were together
But first off—the elephant in the room—many of you act upset—when couples of ménage a trois (jesus Christ I shuddered) have significant age gaps—meanwhile the people who are upset by these age gaps—are seemingly more often than not people who have zero experience with age gaps—like for instance a lot of you have commented on my previous video—saying their mom and dad have a twenty year age gap—or their aunt and uncle have a thirty year age gap—and that they themselves don’t have a problem with that—because they understand that so long as everyone is a consensual adult—it reaaally doesn’t matter—and I mean this sincerely—lets say there’s a sixty year old man who falls in love with an eighteen year old girl—are you really telling me that it’s okay for that legal adult to smoke cigarettes, thus killing themselves—it’s okay to join the military and multiply their chances of dying prematurely—it’s also okay for them to be sent to prison for life if they commit a horrible crime—yet that same adult cant decide for themselves who they can and cant have sex with—without your approval first—is that really what you’re saying?—it just seems a little bit ridiculous to me and some people on twitter have been acting like this is a big deal—I remember what it was like to be 18, 19, 20—and you know what, it felt a whole lot like I feel now—my brain was extremely developed when I was an 18 year old—and legally in most every sense I was responsible for my own decisions—so if we’re gonna pretend that we respect adult women, we should probably act like we respect adult women enough to make their own adult decisions.
Now that that’s out of the way—the girl that my wife and I brought into our relationship is named Billie—first off she has an awesome name—I am a huge fan of her name, I have always been a fan of her name, I think it’s amazing—secondly, I’ve always admired Billie’s hair—in fact on her youtube channel she would make hair dye videos where she shows people the different hair colours that she transitions to whenever she gets bored of her current hair style—I think that’s pretty cool as well—Billie has an enormous amount of awesome tattoos—and while I only have a few tattoos myself I still think the tattoos that she has—and the large quantity that she has them—are absolutely awesome—when I first met Billie she said she was really intimidated by me. She actually thought I hated her—and she pointed out that one of the first things I said to her—was that she should take off her shoes in our house—and I didn’t mean to be intimidating then—but if you talk to most anyone who meets me—it just tends to be the type of person that I am—I seem very serious but I mean well—the way my wife and I actually first encountered Billie was on twitter—I believe my wife said something to Billie—and then Billie tweeted back at her something nice—and then her boyfriend at the time got super insecure about the fact that they tweeted each other something nice—and eventually Billie and her boyfriend broke up—which I guess was my wife’s cue to step in—as many of you know my wife is bisexual (video of onion kissing plain on the nose (that she looks less than thrilled about lmao)) and I’m not insecure about her dating women—so from what I understand—Lainey implied that Billie should fly out—and I was actually excited for Billie to come out because she looked like a really cool person—Billie to me, before I even met her—wasn’t just some random girl—because before Billie ever came out—my wife was thinking about dating another girl—and she brought that girl out—but there was no kissing there wasn’t even significant hugging with the girl prior—because there was just nothing there.—regardless I flew Billie out—and things were just really chill with her right off the bat—I’m not sure if it was the first time she was out here or the second time—but something I was eager for them to do—was to actually kiss each other (?!??!?)—and to be blunt as usual—the two girls Lainey and Billie—responded somewhat awkwardly to me being excited about them kissing—but here’s the thing—I told both Billie and my wife—that they are equally attractive in their own way—I’ve also told them that they’re the two most attractive women I’ve ever met—which is something I definitely stand behind—because for me a persons physical attractiveness is directly tied to their personality—so if I like or love you as a person—you already have a huge advantage over people I don’t like or don’t know.
Anyway the point of me saying that is the two most beautiful women I knew kissing—to me would be one of the greatest experiences I had ever witnessed—but eventually they did kiss—they even wound up kissing in one of my videos (video of Lainey and Billie kissing)—it was again, freaking awesome. I guess that facial expression (video of grug making what I can only assume to be his orgasm face) is what any guy would feel like on the inside when they see their wife kissing someone else. They don’t call me the cuck king for nothing—mind you again to be clear—I’m not so much into men whatsoever, on any level, in any way associated with my romantic life—I’m pretty sure it has something to do with my type of heterosexuality but I don’t know.
The main reason I’m making this video is because I wanted to shine a light on the good things about Billie—the previous video was just focusing on why everything fell apart—you know they say there’s two sides to every story but there’s actually four—possibly even more—there’s person’s A negative side of the story—there’s person’s B negative side of the story—there’s person A’s positive side of the story and there’s person B’s positive side of the story—I haven’t shared with you the positive side of the story yet—and I don’t think that’s really fair—because when you only share the negative sides of a human being—you’re not getting the full picture—and that doesn’t do the person you’re talking about justice at all—in fact it’s almost dishonest—so some things I wanted to talk about—was—how much—I loved watching anime with Billie—we watched like everything available on Attack on Titan together—and that was awesome to me because Billie was willing to listen to me rant and rant about Attack on Titan—without her getting upset at me or anything—because a lot of people get mad at me when I rant about Attack on Titan—so that kind of meant a lot to me—also she helped pick out this gift for me for my birthday (picture of the shitty $3 Eren plush)—it’s a little(? This is unclear) character from Attack on Titan—I have that hanging on my wall now—we also watched a bit of a show called the Getbackers—I saw it before but I wanted to see it specifically with her—because when you watch anime with different people—it kinda gives it new meaning—unfortunately I wasn’t able to finish that with her—we also weren’t able to finish Hellsing but we watched a lot of it together—but before we even dug into anime, something that we played a lot—was a game called Earth Defense Force—after we played that game extensively she actually told me that she really liked that game—which was insanely refreshing to me—because almost no one loved playing that game with me—and again to enjoy that game with someone else—was a really good experience for me.
Things that my wife and I liked to do with Billie—was play Truth or Dare—we never got to the weird stuff in Truth or Dare—like we’d play phone apps and card games et cetera—it’d get to like remove an article of clothing and we’d just all make fun of how stupid that was to remove our clothing—when we were all perfectly comfortable with the clothes we were wearing—or it would say something like lick the other persons nipple—and we’d be like ‘why would we wanna do that’ (revelation: onion doesn’t understand the rules of truth or dare, apparently)—let’s just not do that—so essentially we just ruined the game of truth or dare—we also played Never Have I Ever—we basically realized—that the three of us—were actually really compatible—as far as the things we had done before—and oddly enough we concluded that Lainey and I are actually bigger sluts than she was—because we had done so much more and we were way more kinky—so that was kind of a fun realization—something I really love about Billie is that she was always really good to everyone that I saw her encounter (pic of Billie and Lainey)—like she wasn’t necessarily perfect—but everyone I cared about, she was generally nice to—and it seemed like every room she went into—she brightened it up—and I felt like I was always looking forward to seeing her—which is super sad because I’m probably never gonna see her again—and as a lot of you know there’s kind of like a brick wall, it’s not like I’m making this video in hopes this is going to change someone’s mind about me because the reality is—Billie got to a place where we couldn’t go any further—like I don’t mean to buzzkill this video but when someone goes through something with you so many times—and there doesn’t seem to be any progress with that issue—how can you as a person get over that—when this huge issue doesn’t ever seem like it’s going to change for the better—and I think that’s what Lainey and I are so frustrated by—is the fact that both of us still to this day really care about her—but she and I are refusing to walk back into the relationship—because there’s this huge issue—that we just cannot get over.
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No. 315292
>>315291>>315197Part 2.
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So like I said, this is more like a sermon at a funeral—than it is a love letter or something like that—it’s just kinda mourning a loss—and it’s me appreciating something that I’m going to miss.
Anyway so a lot of people have described the relationship that the three of us had—as controlling and abusive et cetera—and if you have limited information on the relationship, I can see where you’re coming from on that—but the reality is that nobody’s been perfect in this relationship—if I had to point out the two most imperfect people in this relationship…it would be myself, and it would be Billie—she and I kind of seemed like double trouble at times—I felt like a lot of times—she and I would have like a certain understanding—without saying anything at all—like if the three of us were in an argument, I always felt like Billie was on my side.—I felt like wherever I went, I had a buddy to go into battle with me—and that gave me a lot of strength—but the problem is that the person I was going to—battle with was my wife—and while in the end every single time I wound up standing by my wife—there shouldn’t have been a battle in the first place.—We should have been functioning in harmony—rather than things often winding up—where it was team Billie and Greg—vs my rightfully concerned spouse—you see something I love about Billie is something that’s actually terrible—and what’s terrible about Billie—is that very consistently she showed me more affection—than she’s shown the person she’s supposed to be dating which was my wife—I would look Billie in the eyes and I would feel nothing but love coming from her—it was overpowering—and it felt like it was crippling me—in fact even to this day—I feel like this connection could be put right back online as if nothing happened.
Regardless something I appreciate about Billie—is how consistently welcoming and understanding towards me she has been—when I’ve needed help with something she would always help me—even with topics that might make you cringe such as popping acne (PROJECTILE FUCKING VOMITS)—we would do mud masks together—something I look back on fondly more than almost anything—is how right after almost every single time we all made love—Billie and I would go make smoothies together—when I was fighting for our relationship to work out—one of the times we were trying to get my wife to forgive Billie—for being obviously slanted towards me instead of slanted towards her—we bought this fish tank and Billie help me set up the whole thing—she basically filled it completely with water on her own—while I was messing with some cords and some technological devices.
Some of you may also know that Billie made some videos with me (shots of videos on screen)—comedy sketches, gaming videos, vlogs, et cetera—she also went on trips with my wife and I—to go sightseeing slash river walking—we went to some pretty cool hotels—we all went swimming together—it wasn’t like our relationship was some massive exciting adventure or anything—most of the time we all just played video games with each other and had a lot of fun around the house—that’s kind of like the perfect relationship to me—because adventures are awesome—but I feel like it’s not the places you go that matter in life, it’s who you’re with—so a lot of people wanna write what we had with Billie off as some kind of twisted thing—and in a significant way that’s my fault because I did primarily focus on the negative.—but while those negative facts exist—it doesn’t mean that we have to pretend that the positive never happened—because here’s the reality—in my wife and my relationship ninety nine percent of things are perfect—I absolutely love my relationship with my wife—now the relationship with myself, Billie and my wife—things were about ninety two to ninety seven percent perfect—and the translation of that is most of the time the three of us were extremely happy—and the fact that we couldn’t get over that one last hurdle—the fact that we couldn’t figure out how to trust Billie again—to me it’s still and absolute tragedy—like even now my wife is fighting herself from texting Billie because she still cares about Billie so greatly—there’s just a lot of—hurt still and—I mean there’s not much more to say—because it’s not just every day that you meet someone who just clicks with you.
Lainey and I have gotten I don’t know how many I guess—applications you could call them—for people #LITERALLY replacing Billie—like some people actually wrote out basically resumes telling us what they would do for us—and how they could fit into a new ménage a trois situation—but for us that’s just not how things can work—I don’t know how we’re gonna be a month from now, two months et cetera—but right now we’re primarily just confused, we’re hurt and we’re trying to heal.
So I wanted to share all that information with you guys—because as everyone who’s paid attention to me from the beginning knows—I provide information on my personal life on a regular basis—that’s who I am, that’s what I do—I share details of my private life with my ex wife to the whole world—I shared the details of my private life regarding my last two exes also openly with the whole world—every significant ex friend I’ve had within like the last eight years—I’ve also again openly shared information to the general public about what went on—because sharing these things with you guys brings you closer to me and me closer to you.—and also through your feedback helps me better understand myself—it helps remind me of my place in the world—and what’s awesome is a lot of you can use these stories—to benefit your lives and how you interact with others as well—my experiences toward the end of relationships is when you really learn about the person you were with—I’ve seen it again and again in my previous relationships—where people get extremely nasty towards each other—they cuss at one another—sometimes people even threaten each other—there are all these photos of each other—in situations of divorce they’ll try to go after money—or if there are kids the custody battles—people will lie on legal documents and do other horrendous things—that’s another thing about Billie that I just can’t hate—she hasn’t really communicated anything negative towards me—or my wife—via text, email or otherwise—she’s just generally been a civil person—but it’s as I say—there are billions of people on this planet—and maybe my wife and I are just being silly—acting like Billie is the only person who would ever be compatible with us—but at the same time this seems to me to be ridiculous—because my wife and I already have each other—and many of you ask yourselves—well because you guys have each other and you’re trying to pursue someone else—does that mean you two aren’t good enough for each other—well in this video with an analogy that I always gave my wife and Billie—Lainey is kind of like the cupcake in my life—she’s wonderful to look at—she’s absolutely lovely overall—but Billie was always like the sprinkles on your cupcake—and us all being together—well that just kind of made something perfect even better.
So again—absolutely tragic that my wife and I got to a point—where she and I could no longer continue down that path—despite all the conflict that went on—Billie still meant a whole lot to us.
So now you know both sides of Person A’s story. Thanks for watching.
No. 315296
>>315291>>315292Goddamn, is that you transcript anon or another helpy anon?
WHY?! I love the health of your sanity more than this… please dont hurt yourselves.
No. 315301
>>315267samefagging but the top comments are overwhelmingly negative.
"Anddddd… I feel like you love Billie more than your wife. You don't shut up about her."
"why are there so many of these"
"gross"
"Dude..the reason why your brain at 18 or 19 felt just like it does now is because, as it is obvious to everyone else, you never matured from your 18 year old self!!!"
"onision really overestimates how much ppl care about his relationship(s)"
"………sigh…… "my wife and I got into a relationship with a 19-year old girl and….. we all broke up"
…………
Where's the bleach…. I need bleach."
"Where's your kid in all this so called love making?"
"Ok. We get it. You're an unapologetic ephebophile that enjoys playing games with young, impressionable girls, that are dazzled by your minor celebrity status, and underdeveloped, delusional, narcissistic personality. Thanks for the explanation."
No. 315305
>>315301"Billie has acted the most mature by keeping things private and not bad mouthing you. Looks like you are trying to follow her lead now, because it's pretty embarrassing seeing an 18 year acting more maturely."
lmao
No. 315306
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>>315302IKR? I'm trying to screenshot them all but there's so fucking many.
No. 315329
>>315234Dude that's fucked up. Like, it just shows that he's made no personal growth over the past decade if he says he felt the same at 18 as he does now. But to him that's ok because he's the perfect being isn't he?
>>315291>SHE HAD COOL HAIR AND COOL TATTOOS AND I FELL IN LOVE WITH HERYeah perpetual teenager this one. It's true. He hasn't changed since age 18… no 15, because that's the sort of thing 15 year olds think is great qualities about someone tbh. That's still super fucked up tho.
>>315292Thanks so much for this anon. You have the patience of a saint.
>Lainey and I have gotten I don’t know how many I guess—applications you could call them—for people #LITERALLY replacing Billie—like some people actually wrote out basically resumes telling us what they would do for us—and how they could fit into a new ménage a trois situation—but for us that’s just not how things can work—I don’t know how we’re gonna be a month from now, two months et cetera—but right now we’re primarily just confused, we’re hurt and we’re trying to heal.Dat triangulation tho. Like he's really trying to make Billie jealous by mentioning all these other women in his life.
The entire thing is an attempt to hoover too, and so soon after he vilified her in his last "we broke up" video. I hope she doesn't fall for it.
He reminds me of a couple of exes from when I was in a terrible place in my life tbh. The dudes who scoop you up because they can sense you're having a hard time, pretend to be your saviour, and then drop you the second you catch onto their bullshit or they find someone else to fuck around with, only to come back some time later (doesn't matter how much time) with a whole bunch of "oh but remember when we did this great thing…" in an attempt to get you back into their life, probably to make some other poor girl jealous. I'm a bit
triggered. Onision is a grade A narcissist.
No. 315334
>>314507
>…Soooo Billie, get your kit off. …Huh, why?
…I'm gonna massage you, just like friends do, it's normal I promise you.
>kita-anon, are you Trinidadian
No. 315335
>>315291>>315292Mentions of "Billie" - 45
Mentions of "my wife" - 23
Mentions of "Lainey" - 8
Just found that interesting.
>the two most beautiful women I knew kissing—to me would be one of the greatest experiences I had ever witnessedHis children being born? Whatever. His children saying their first word or taking their first step? Meh. Marrying his true wuv… and then his other true wuv… and then his other true wuv? Psh, lame. 2 hot girls kissing? OMGSOAMAZINGBESTDAYOFMYLIFE!!!!!
It's pathetic for anyone that isn't a virgin in their early teens to get that worked up by girls kissing, but the fact that he's a 31-year-old father of 3 makes it tragic.
> I wanted to shine a light on the good things about BillieThe good things about Billie, according to Onion, are that she's hot, she was willing to make out with his wife for his pleasure, she likes some anime and a video game that he also likes, and she was "generally nice" to "everyone I care about."
He either is oblivious to, or gives zero fucks about, her personality. He sees her as a fucktoy whose interests and opinions of people must line up with his own or else they don't exist/matter.
>right now we’re primarily just confused, we’re hurt and we’re trying to heal.>absolutely tragic that my wife and I got to a point—where she and I could no longer continue down that pathBruh, your unicorn only lasted a few months. It's not that big of a deal. You're not a 16-year-old dealing with your first real breakup, and Billie wasn't a long-term, beloved partner. A grown man, especially one that is on his third marriage, shouldn't act like the world is ending because a months-long relationship ended.
No. 315339
>>315335Also another anon noted that he chanted Taylor's name to Lainey but Billie got to keep her real name. I didn't realize it at the time but that's really creepy if he forced Taylor to change her name (even online) to something else because it sounds cooler.
He probably told her to do it to prove his love to him.
No. 315342
>>315292He posted her full name and such private and explicit things about her all over the Internet that can be never taken back
.. then refers to her as Person A
No. 315369
>>315335Note the mentions of "my wife" typically follow with "and I" after it. Because nothing is really just her opinion or choice on something unless he's in it and approves of it.
Greg is that gross kid that doesn't actually like or want the cupcake… He just wants to go around licking the frosting off'em while leaving an unenjoyable soggy muffin behind. In this case Plainy being the soggy muffin and Billie being the frosting that got away. He doesn't want the frosting alone because he gets pleasure out of ruining the muffin.
He wants both of them. One that pleases his ego and the other that pleases his inner sadist.
No. 315370
Onion is currently sucking up hard to this guy
https://mobile.twitter.com/imPelleK Trying to get himself a new Cyr?
No. 315376
>>315291Bless you <3
>>315349I was a bit of a dumbass and didn't read to the bottom of the thread before I commented… newfag move on my behalf. Sorry.
No. 315420
>>315418I've literally never heard of this. All vegans I know have a pet.
But considering Greg eats dairy and meat on a regular basis (he has previously whinged about how difficult it is to avoid them), I highly doubt Billie is vegan or even vegetarian either.
No. 315425
>>315369Also I was thinking about it today and it's really creepy if you take the 'girlfriend' title out of the equation and it shows just how nasty Greg is.
>My wife is lonely and sought a friend on Twitter >They got along great and I thought it wouldbe beautiful if they kissed
>I made my wife and friend kiss >I told my wife to make their relationship romantic>I made my wife end the relationship with her friend >I told my wife to be friends with her again >I really like my wife's friend >I slept with my wife's friend No. 315427
>>315414>>315418She wants to please Onion-Daddy (or wanted to, I hope). I've lived with a Narc-Sociopath, I understand. Bringing up something that they'd see as a shortcoming would be WWIII. He thinks he's the best animal advocate out there, arguing with him about that would be like arguing with a wall.
>>315420Billie does say she's vegan, and I have no reason to doubt her like I do Gurg. OT, but the pet debate is a bit strange to me too, even though I'm vegan. I don't keep caged or exotic animals for that reason, but domesticated animals that would otherwise be euthanized, most vegans do that. Including Billie, she has cats.
No. 315429
>>315424same anon. It's not cloney here as much as you might want me to be. I'm a regular farmer.
>>315427The stance on pets is just very weird, coming from a fellow vegan.
Does anyone know what products billie uses? Her diet might be vegan but she might use products tested on animals.
No. 315436
>>315429She's said in a couple videos that she's using up cosmetics that aren't vegan but isn't rebuying them. I believe she's vegan.
That's the source of the awful highlighter too, lol. She uses that Jeffrey Star shit. It's INTENSE and mostly for theatrical stuff imho. But she's still a kid, who cares, she's at the right age for loud makeup.
No. 315440
>>315431Here is a video from 2015 in which she says she uses Almay, Covergirl, Anastasia, L'Oréal, Revlon and NYX.
Only one of which (Anastasia) is cruelty-free from what I can tell. I'd also like to know what hair dye she uses. A lot of tattoo ink is not vegan either, highly doubt any of the three have sought out vegan-friendly tattoo artists.
No. 315453
>>315450Again, tattoo ink is vegan. You're only going to find non-vegan tattoo ink in traditional tattoo shops that use antiquated techniques (think traditional Japanese shops, etc.).
Using up makeup that you bought before going vegan so it doesn't go to waste doesn't make you suddenly not a vegan, sheesh. She's only been vegan about a year.
>>315451Yes, please, this is retarded.
No. 315454
Billie just uploaded a short video with her middle finger up:
https://www.instagram.com/billiedawn.webb/Posted about an hour ago. To be honest, I would react the same against Onion's new video about me.
No. 315458
>>315427Didn't Greasecock used to hate cats bc they reminded him so much of his ex-wife(aww you miss her, don't cha)? Guess he decided to put up with that "flaw" the get the awaiting prize.
>>315454A lot of the comments are cheering her on and begging her to never turn back. Listen to your fans Billie, stay away from the cuck lord and enjoy the rest of your teen years!
No. 315461
>>315454People keep saying billie is the same as lainey and she might go back to onion. i really doubt it. ayalla is her best friend and she dumped richie and never went back to him even though itd help her e-fame. I think billie realizes onion is crazy and could make her look really bad by leaking all her personal info. It'd be smart for her NOT to associate with him and find other youtubers to collaborate with. Also billie never even made videos on her channel when she was with onion in the longest time. She did not milk the e-fame enough imo.
I also think billie actually somewhat feels bad for lainey and doesnt want to actually ruin their marriage. I feel like despite doing stupid shit, she actually has a conscience unline onion. And Billie isnt married to onion or have kids with him so there really doesnt seem that much reason to stay with him other than being paid to be his toy and having her personal info all over the internet.
No. 315465
>>315461I agree. I used to really dislike her, but now I'm seeing a lot of maturity from her side, and at a tender age of 19, that's very impressive. Maybe she did loved Greg more than she loved Lainey, and probably realized it too late and couldn't fix the messy situation inside her heart of teetering between respecting them as a married couple, and her feelings for Greg that is overall inappropriate.
I was 19 once. I was stupid and believed in stupid things. I didn't acted the best way during my teenage years, but I grew up and realized the error of my ways. Looks like Billie is going through growing pains and is winning on top of it all, and I hope she doesn't return to these psychotic monsters.
By the way, a quick update on Lameass: She just reblogged some pictures on Tumblr that reads, "I love you so much, but do me a favor baby, don't reply." and I think she might have texted Billie recently.
All I have to say to Billie is… DO NOT REPLY.
No. 315467
>>315461if billie really didn't wamt to ruin their marriage she'd have left them looong ago. lainey made it very clear in multiple occasions that she wasn't comfortable with billie and greg together, especially when she opened up and said she didn't even want a girlfriend in the first place.
Truth is we will only know who billie truly is in the next days or weeks. I am not one of the hopeful, I really think she might go back to them (them: Gargoyle) but we shall see
No. 315468
>>315467I don't think the anons here can agree that Billie is some virginal saint, but we can agree that she's done some fucked up mistakes and is probably guilty over everything. Yes, maybe her main and only objective was to get to Greg. Maybe now she realizes that she needs to stop doing this for her own good.
She's not perfect, nor is she even the best person in her hometown right now. She has a lot of work to do in order to grow up and own up the shit she's done. But come on, she's not super evil.
I'm not saying you're wrong or whatever, I just think we need to see for ourselves for what her next move will be, and then we can judge.
No. 315471
>>315461eeeh…. are you people for real?
She sought Lainey so she could fuck Onion, and then she did it, even though she knew he was insane even before they started
dating.
Shes probs just mad that he wont leave Lainey. Shes such a nasty little std-ridden slut.
No. 315475
>>315471I don't think she actually sought onion out to fuck him. Even in onions last video he mentions that lainey tweeted her first. And it sounds like they brought her back because lainey messaged her again (probably was convinced by onion but still doubt billie would have come back if lainey wouldn't allow her to come back). I think she actually went there with the intention of being laineys gf but then onion got involved and she developed feelings for him because he was probably all over her while lainey was probably meh towards her.
And i dont think billie wants onion for the long haul, especially not anymore. She doesn't seem like she would enjoy being a shut in isolated from her friends and family and shit talked about (which is why onion is now trying to act nice).
No. 315476
>>315474I stopped feeling sorry for lainey long ago but dont think billie will go back to onion.
I just don't see onion as such a prize to win. She got a taste of what her life would be like if she was with onion, saw him trash lainey and side with her so easily, and then saw him turn on her and trash her and was given ultimatums to stay with him. Also telling her she has to leave her best friend which she would never do probably sealed the deal. Greg probably seems like a good idea when hes sucking up to you and being super nice to you. But she got to see what being on his bad side was like now too. I'm sure if he always showed his nice side towards her she would probably go back, but he messed up too early on in the relationship.
No. 315482
>>315476This is one of the things we can speculate about endlessly but will only be proven to be true or not once Billie decides to do something or not. She is a slut, yes, and she has doormat material but she can get away from them.
For now there's not much we can do anyway but to cross our fingers and hope he doesn't get a new 18-19 yo girlfriend in the coming months.
No. 315485
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No. 315494
>>315485I bet their whole anniversary was basically her texting him "happy anniversary" while he is locked in his office. Then he wrote "happy anniversary to my beautiful wife" on Twitter so his fans can see.
He might fuck her while imagining Billie and that's about it.
No. 315495
File: 1479159142360.png (306.01 KB, 456x810, toosexy.png)
I'm so sexy, u guise.
No. 315506
File: 1479159899038.png (646.97 KB, 725x532, gargoyle.png)
what are you guys talking about? he looks fantastic.
No. 315509
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No. 315510
File: 1479160622278.png (286.71 KB, 556x251, zoolandergreg.png)
He personally reminds me of Zoolander
No. 315511
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No. 315513
File: 1479160897063.gif (493.57 KB, 245x171, IMG_1163.GIF)
>red face
>wears makeup
>abuses women
>probably a serial killer
greg is dennis confirmed
No. 315515
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No. 315518
File: 1479161130036.gif (927.61 KB, 245x165, IMG_1164.GIF)
was billie greg's maureen ponderosa?
No. 315522
File: 1479161730460.gif (3.59 MB, 437x246, ZfzA7wQ.gif)
You guys are killing me with the Dennis references. My god, they are exactly alike. Remember when Dennis talked about rape and implications on that boat episode?
No. 315550
>>315291>>315292This is all basically a love letter to Billie, it's a last desperate attempt to get her back.
>>even with topics that might make you cringe such as popping acne Anon called it back(ne) as far as thread #2.
No. 315552
>>315291>if we’re gonna pretend that we respect adult women, we should probably act like we respect adult women enough to make their own adult decisions. Now that that’s out of the way—the girl…Girl, eh. Weren't you just talking about respecting adult women?
>>315339So he made her change her name but still never calls her anything but "my wife"
No. 315554
File: 1479164412297.png (14.26 KB, 524x150, laineybot.png)
l o l
No. 315572
>>315566"For everyone who is getting mad at Greg(Onision) for making this video, Greg is actually helping Cooney once again. By mocking her and publicly humiliating her, Greg is forcing Cooney to be ashamed of what the state of her own health is. So in general, Onision is saving Eugenia rather than bullying her"
Can't tell if sarcastic or serious because his fans actually believe this.
No. 315574
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This is from Billie's tumblr. I'm on mobile so I'm not sure when it was posted in relation to recent events but I get Omission vibes (persistent questioning/hounding/demanding answers, etc).
Sage for wild speculation.
No. 315608
>>315603not even trying to be a suck up but I have never seen anything that would make me think Eugenia has a malicious bone in her body. She really just seems like an all around sweet girl, that talks to her fans more than I've ever seen any other youtube personality do.
This hatred is one of the most bizarre things I've seen from him.
No. 315633
File: 1479168052235.jpg (354.35 KB, 1920x1080, vegan_BODAAAAAY.jpg)
>>315566Ice cream with egg yolks. How vegan of you, grEgg. Lol someone send this to Freelee.
No. 315657
>>315655>>315643I think anon confused him talking about veganism vs. being vegetarian - finding it difficult to find alternatives in restaurants as a vegan.
If Gerg ever talked about eating mean in a video there would be a massive shitstorm.
No. 315670
File: 1479170753254.png (26.27 KB, 1254x518, onision.png)
at least he seems to be losing subs at a relatively fast pace.
No. 315671
>>315655Okay I think the anon above is right, I'm confusing his videos with the HS Anon interview in which HS Anon says:
"No, he wasn’t a vegan or a vegetarian at all during high school. He would gorge on burgers, tacos, burritos, anything that vegetarians don’t normally eat… A lot of the fights and arguments he got into with people about his views on veganism and vegetarianism were from the fact that he wasn’t actually a vegan or vegetarian at all. Seeing a lot of his videos on the subject now and this is exactly the same stuff he would say. Exactly the same stuff. And people were watching him eat like a Burger King Whopper or something like that and they wondered to themselves “why is this guy telling me my diet is disgusting when his is exactly the same.” I don’t think he’s ever really been a vegan. I don’t think he’s ever really been a vegetarian."
No. 315673
>>315671The bizarre thing is why he would be behaving like that when he openly said he wasn't a vegetarian until he was 21, 22 ( ? ) years old.
I have no doubt he was one very bizarre, fucked up and confused teen, though.
>>315669Yup, lol. She most likely contributed to his general madness and special lord of the universe syndrome a lot.
No. 315675
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>>315495he's constantly posting pics of him "then vs now" and tries so hard to make himself look younger, embrace your real face gerg
No. 315676
>>315675I still think that he must have had some work done because his whole face shape looks different now.
Also, I've just now noticed his nose sort of looks like a sad peen.
No. 315683
File: 1479174504197.png (86.73 KB, 275x155, vegetarian muffin top.png)
>>314504Late, but i couldn't resist the chance to make fun of him. Just cos u know how to angle your body and tense up every muscle doesn't mean you aren't flabby af gerg you aren't fooling anyone
No. 315684
File: 1479174518271.png (867.29 KB, 942x634, nobodyknowsmypain.PNG)
sage for the every day reminder that susceptible kids watch this horror show
No. 315695
File: 1479175756194.png (117.41 KB, 500x443, anger-0-00003-contempt-0-00001…)
>>315683please spoiler this. He looks like a lump of moldy silly putty that has been left out in the sun for too long
No. 315696
File: 1479175994539.jpg (57.26 KB, 1290x397, spelling bee champion.JPG)
>roomers
Fuck, Onision, aren't you a novelist? LMAO
No. 315709
File: 1479178826169.png (81.89 KB, 569x660, ec.png)
Feel bad for her
No. 315714
>>315709I felt bad for her too, until I saw her channel … and you realize she is the most delusional person you will ever witness.
She is physically incapable of saying the word "anorexia".
But shame on greg for giving her even more publicity.
>>315683hory shit that vegan grandpa bod. This is fucking disgusting. Like … just lift a 10 lb weight once a day greg. I know it's asking a lot but you'll see results with a back that neglected.
>>315566mmmmm i love the smokey after taste that hypocrisy has. And this was truly cooked to perfection. And for the second course: some jiffy pop while I watch his sub count plummet.
Honestly though … yeah her anorexia is awful and it is retarded that she refuses to admit it, but whats even worse is gregs mental disorder that causes him to act out for any kind of attention he can get his skinny fat veiny old man hands on.
>>315683 No. 315721
File: 1479180358702.png (637.89 KB, 925x597, omfgdsgsdgafghf.PNG)
Onion is "Broken" on the day of his wedding anniversary. I just don't know what to say anymore.
No. 315722
>>315719Correction: he doesn't like anything outside of his control. Girls smoking pot = they have a source of fun and solace = they won't be obedient enough = onion rage.
With his type of narc-sociopath, it can really be anything that sets them off: doesn't like girls using makeup (can't let her feel too pretty, now!), having jobs (talking to other MEN?? Not being at home like a loving partner all day??), seeing family (I'M your family, why are your purposely destroying OUR family here?)
No. 315736
>>315735I looked at this for a while trying to figure out what "devils plank" was.
Sage for retardation.
No. 315772
File: 1479189962484.png (265.16 KB, 570x556, billieo.png)
-makes video about billie- OMFGAH STOP TALKKING TO US
No. 315778
>>315772how the fuck is he going to be mad when he made ANOTHER video about her clearly acting like he misses her and even saying "Lainey wants to text Billie so badly right now"? I think anyone who'd see a video like that about them would want to get in contact with sais person.
Not to mention he's been tweeting and tagging her in IG over the past few days THANKING HER for the gifts she got before they sperged all over her. Bitch is probably confused as fuck right now.
Seems like Onion just wanted to make the video to provoke her and her get her to contact him and Lainey again so he can make more drama about it.
No. 315785
>>315779welcome to the life of bpd
(and i say this unfortunately as someone with bpd.)
No. 315794
>>315789I think this pretty much describes lainey and greg:
"They can make you feel that you too must be great for them to choose you. However, in time, they can be too controlling in relationships. They may feel jealous or easily hurt. When narcissistic injuries occur, they often lash out and can be cutting. "
"Narcissists are prone to falling madly in love with someone instantly and are very quick to commit. However, this initial love and commitment is not easily sustained."
"When you are in a narcissistic relationship, you may feel very lonely. You might feel like you are just an accessory and your needs and wants are unimportant. Narcissistic partners act as if they are always right, that they know better and that their partner is wrong or incompetent. This often leaves the other person in the relationship either angry and trying to defend themselves or identifying with this negative self-image and feeling badly about themselves."
"Many people who fall in love with narcissists have issues around co-dependency. They will put up with a certain amount of abuse because they don’t feel confident enough in themselves to set boundaries or be on their own."
I feel like lainey even knows it cause she always talks about being co-dependent.
No. 315798
>>315796Teenagers are sometimes into that retarded, "edgy" humor.
Used to hear a whole lotta dead baby/racist jokes in high school.
No. 315808
>>315566I hope that's not Lainey's dress because he stretched the fuck out of it.
I think every time he is feeling insecure about his body image he takes it out on Eugenia or the 13 year olds sending pictures into his forum.
At least it's clear to everyone in this skit that he has no respect nor care for her feelings, and just wants to mock her for views.
No. 315812
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>>315772Maybe she texted Lainey to advice her to get away from Onion. Or maybe Lainey texted her first (lainey posted this on her tumblr a day ago)
I find it interesting how she didn't text Onion, but her.
That might be a reason why Onion is mad.
No. 315813
>>315769>>315765Oh please. Just because she is hanging out with Lamo and Gurg you don't have to find something to bash about her.
She is a teenager with vulnerable self-esteem. The fact that Onion and Lamo are grooming her is bad enough. We don't have to make it worse for her.
No. 315840
>>315714I subbed to Eugenia because of Onision.
It's refreshing when people aren't broadcasting every tiny detail of their lives like Greg. There are actually a few other possible explanations for her size that I won't go into here because OT, but I think what's delusional is people like Greg thinking they can diagnose and treat a complicated psychiatric disorder with a high death rate from a distance via cyber bullying.
Anyone concern trolling about Eugenia is almost as bad as him in my books.
No. 315858
>>315779Because he's a narcissist and his relationships follow an idolise, devalue, discard pattern.
We've seen the idolise and devalue stages with Billie (with Lamey too, although he's really dragging out devalue with her probs because she's got kids with him.)
Aaaaand we'll see the discard phase when Lamey walks in on him with his dick buried deep in Sarahbear. That's when he'll suddenly forget all about Billie and will have finally moved on.
Billie had the good sense to GTFO that house, with Ayalla's help, but yeah, even though Onion is shitslamming her in videos she really does need to stop texting him, not because he says so but because she's just suppying his ego by texting him.
No. 315872
>>315794Could you tell me where these quotes are from, please? Thanks.
sage for OT
No. 315877
>>315566Jesus christ. At this point, he's just scraping the bottom of the barrel. He so obviously wants attention from Eugenia so he can capitalize on the drama, but all she's done is repeat previous statements ("This is just my body") avoid mentioning him by name (this is the big one) and keep calm.
The thing that irks me the most about things isn't even him being an asshole (he's always an asshole), it's the fact that she's so nice and civil about things. I know she probably doesn't have it in her, but I really want to see her tear him a new one. I'd be platinum fucking mad in her position.
No. 315878
>>315877Didn't someone (possibly her mother) make a statement that cooney has autism and has troubles eating? Or am I imagining things?
I think it was the last thread.
No. 315879
>>315878Yeah, I heard the same thing (though in my experience a "family friend" said it, not her mother). Sensory issues.
That's kind of an embarrassing thing to admit, so I wouldn't blame her for not mentioning it if it was the case. People who don't "get" autism would probably see it as free game to slam her even more and call her a ppicky brat or something.
If it's true, though, it's technically still a form of anorexia because of the lack of eating combined with the effects on her body/weight, just not anorexia nervosa.
No. 315893
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KEK, the girls on Billie's Twitter are saying that Onion needs to "get with the times" as if he was a unfashionable grandpa.
No. 315897
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Plainey follows her. Hmmm
In the joke video she did not want to touch the joke about her either.
Sorry for slightly OT
No. 315909
>>315905Man, I don't know how things work for the majority of people, but I only "realized" I was also into women when I was 19-20 yo. It wasn't just a phase since six years have went by and I'm still bisexual and like women just as much as I like men, maybe even more. I guess it is different for everyone, so I see no real reason to doubt Plainey on this one.
Sage for blog, sorta
No. 315916
>>315905what she said was doing stuff more than kissing on one hand, i imagine they kissed loads to excite gergles.
>>315906>>315909i think Lainey probably is as well, she just needs to get a girl who's more into her than gerg who'll make it a bit easier
No. 315917
>>315916I think her and that Jess girl had really great chemistry in their blind make up video. But (I'm assuming) Gurg wasn't attracted to her so she was sent home.
He had mentioned that he was excited to meet Billie and watch them kiss.
No. 315919
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Billie liked this tweet.
No. 315934
>>315785>>315787>>315789>>315794>>315795Getting real tired of farmers giving BPD diagnoses to every single cow on this site.
He's been showing telltale signs of NPD and ASPD for years, as far back as high school… the thing with cluster B personality disorders is that they all tend to share a few traits with each other, but he shares much more in common with NPD and ASPD than he does with BPD so it's fair to say that he doesn't have BPD.
>>315808It's Lainey's dress, shes worn it before in her old IG photos… she's probably given it to him to destroy.
>>315812Fucking called it, she's back to emotionally toying with Billie post-breakup, she does this ALL the time… give it a week and they'll be back together.
>>315927This has been my headspace for the past few days as well, especially considering Lainey is back to lovebombing/guilt-tripping Billie already.
No. 315935
>>315934He could have all 3; comorbidity of cluster B disorders is notoriously common.
that said, it's fucking useless to spam the threads with armchair diagnoses so everyone should stop posting their boring mental health evaluations RIGHT NOW
sage in every field
No. 315936
>>315772I bet Lainey texted her first saying: "I miss you :'("
And Billie replied: "I'm sorry for what happened. But we aren't getting back together."
I'm calling it right now. That's why Gerk's pissed off again.
No. 315942
>>315935You sound like the samefag from Robyn's thread, no one here says "sage in every field" except the samefag from that thread.
Get out.
No. 315948
>>315942Joke's on you, I only follow Onision, Margot, and Kiki.
sage goes in every field
No. 315957
File: 1479243459814.png (86.38 KB, 640x1136, image.png)
Onion back on Dan's dick.
No. 315968
>>315956Aww they're so cute together!
Saged for cuteness!
No. 315977
>>315934There is also such thing as BPD with narcissistic traits, like a subtype. Eg: my mother, very much like Oniontop
And no, I will not stop with the armchair cluster b discussion as it's a useful theory for explaining otherwise inexplicable behaviour and predicting what he'll do next. In fact, we could test out competing diagnoses to see which one makes better predictions.
If it's about l'Oignon then it's on topic. I sage unless I has milks.
No. 315981
>>315877She's mentioned him by name multiple times.
This is the longest rant she went on about it though.
>>315878This was debunked (Eugenia denies it).
There's a video where she says it's not a medical condition (I can link it if ya'll want), but honestly defending her skinny look is kinda stupid anons.
She literally says she's "naturally this skinny"- so yeah def ed.
I do feel sorry for her and think that onision really isn't helping.
No. 315982
>>3159810:28 for her to explain her weight.
Forgot to sage other post, sorry. This is the last one.
No. 315986
>>315985I know, she clearly has an ed.
I'm just saying she pretty much just confirms it by saying it isn't medical.
(So it's probably an ed since she says it's "naturally that way")
Regardless, all the yt'ers making vids about it isn't helping her.
No. 315989
>>315985She's clearly very ill, but "exposing" and confronting someone in that state only makes them double down on their denial, panic, and shitty self esteem.
She'll get better or she won't. The only way to "help" is to stop offering support - which usually only works IRL (i.e. your family won't pay your rent to support you in your illness any longer until you get help; friends make it clear that the illness is jeopardizing the friendship.) Online, the only thing to do is not watch if you don't want to contribute to her issues and illness. Without YT, she's have to get a job, which she is not physically capable of in her current state, which would mean she'd have to get treatment in order to qualify for disability - or, alternatively, she can starve to death.
Anyway, saging the ana talk, but Onion and his preteen fans' idea of "help" is the opposite of help. They are actively causing more harm for personal gain.
No. 315994
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A friend o Shiloh's is pleading with Billie-Jean and Old Yella to stay far, far away from Greasecock and Doormat. You can find it on the OnisionDrama tumblr for proof.
No. 316002
>>315991
>I haven't seen that meme in 6 years or more.Ancient maymays are best maymays xDDD lulz
>Go back to knowyourmeme and stop calling people newfags.Don't tell me how to live my life.
No. 316010
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I thought guns were horrible and killed people, Onion.
No. 316035
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So bets on is this about billie or onion
No. 316044
>>316019Wow, who would have thought Billie had this much character. Ayalla was right in the best friend tag video - she is actually strong. Seems like Gurgle and a lot of us here underestimated her.
I sure didn't think she'd react to the break up like this. I think this is why Gerg is so pissed off at her, but he can't win his game showing his anger to her beyond that tweet, so he makes videos about how great she was and then vents his rage at Eugenia.
No. 316057
>>315973Oh my god! I just remembered something! Onision made a jab against Shane Dawson when Shane went to a convention and took photos with his fans. Onision's jab was: Well, Shane is a creep for taking photos of underage girls. At least I'm not like that!
I really think he might have a court order against him to not be anywhere near girls that are super young. You might be onto something here!
No. 316067
File: 1479265297404.png (1.41 MB, 1242x2208, IMG_0145.PNG)
comments are mostly positive except some about billie's age. How can his fans not know he is addicted to teen girls if they follow him at all?
No. 316094
>>316061Yeah, you're right, probs not. Shame. Not only would he leave Onion's anus looking like it was an open cut coal mine, but his followers brigading after him would be insane, one of the few fanbases to be more obnoxious than Onision's. The little Onion kids wouldn't know what the fuck was happening. Plus Greg provides plenty of Twitter milk for Erik to nourish himself on; Oniondick could be the new Ted Cruz. And Onion would probably retaliate saying something about smoking salvia and it'd be enough lulz for the next century.
If only Onion had a twitch stream.
No. 316117
>>316099He's done them earlier than UStream. This one was done after he'd separated from Skye and was still going through divorce proceedings with her. As far as I can tell it appears it was filmed not long after his old house was cleaned out by Skye and her family because what you're about to watch is nothing short of a complete and total autistic mental breakdown. There's no real reason to watch it start to finish because all that will do is kill millions of much needed braincells but if you skim through it you can actually watch his mental decline happen. Though this is old it's probably one of the best peeks into the actual state of decay afflicting Greg's mind we'll get. Why a grown man would see doing this sheer autism as a rational coping mechanism during a divorce is beyond my understanding. I've people do some weird things to cope but nothing this insane.
Saved the video to harddisk in case he lurks the thread again and tries to delete it from his channel which I would also like to recommend other anons do whenever sharing videos from him here. It keeps him from earning more revenue through Google and from being able to cover his ass so easily simultaneously.
No. 316119
File: 1479278288712.png (9.82 KB, 527x83, laineybop.png)
Pretty sure she's talking about billie. Ugh shut up lainey. Worry about your husband not loving you.
No. 316123
>>316117This is pathetic. Some random parts I skipped to
>He's talking to himself about talking to himself.>Singing along to his I'm a Banana song.>Dancing around in drag and falling over his feet.>Hugging a puppy with his face covered in something that looks like poop.He's much more mental without all the scripting and jumpcuts.
No. 316124
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Wait wait wait
so Lainey was still in school throughout all of this…? I honestly thought she dropped out of medical school.
School, abusive husband, child, girlfriend drama, no friends, estranged from family…damn, no wonder she gave birth early.
No. 316126
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>>316124I felt like i remembered her saying she was done with school already. She probably finished all her classes by august (probably summer classes) and the actual graduation is december. When i finished school a semester early, my graduation was not until months later because they usually do it at certain times (winter ceremony/spring ceremony).
No. 316130
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plainey's face fits nicely on onions body
No. 316133
http://www.ustream.tv/recorded/9187040http://www.ustream.tv/recorded/8161937Has anyone seen these?
>>316117Also, anyone feel free to to transcribe for those who are on mobile and can't see the videos for some reason (PC or Mac watchable).
No. 316137
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>>316134Yeah i found this while finding that other tweet. "i'm pretty educated on psychological health" lmao.
Honestly i think she knows hes abusive but shes declared herself someone with low self esteem and co-dependent and doesnt want to try to improve herself (learned helplessness). And she honestly believes she loves him so much she has to put up with his bullshit ("i'm a hopeless romantic"). She probably clings onto those moments where hes super nice to her because it probably makes her think see, it's not so bad all the time.
No. 316139
>>316137Oh wow.
Imagine her being a therapist
>It seems like your partner is being abusive towards you…You should remember the happy times :) No. 316151
>>316132Holy shit. No wonder she won't fucking leave, she's been around since
Skye.
No. 316152
>>316151Dude….how old was she when Skye was leaving? 14?
Also if she claims she noticed noticed Onision in that video where he kisses Shane, doesn't that mean she is lying since that video was made later?
Or maybe it was someone else who is also named Taylor Anderson.
No. 316161
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>>316154>>she lied to greg about her age.No she didn't… he knew she was 17, she had it in her profile on his own messageboard.
No. 316167
>>316117My God. That wasn't comedy. He wasn't making jokes here. What I just watched was an unmedicated severely mentally ill person have a psychotic break and stream it to people who were unaware of what they were witnessing. His personality completely breaks down within the first ten minutes of the video and probably remained unstable like that for several hours afterward. You CAN watch this happen if pay close attention (his body language screams that he is mentally melting down and trying not to show it) and it scares me that he is in that much need for immediate psychiatric intervention yet no one in his family seems to care and he has children in his home while being this far gone. On top of his abusive tendencies towards women, I almost want to say we can chalk up schizoaffective tendencies up there too.
When people hear the term "psychotic break" sometimes the first images they might think of is some crazed person running around with a chainsaw chasing people down or going into a mall and shooting the place up after writing down a three hundred page anti-government manifesto. Actually, most of the time for people as mentally disturbed who have never been medicated or even formally diagnosed as Greg it will more or less just play out the way this stream does. Whatever his issues are they reach full capacity (and you can see this happen from the start of the stream) and just explode into what the remainder of the stream turns into at various times. Sometimes caused through stress other maybe more attributable to bipolar type disorders it really vary's from person to person. He's been using his videos to freak out like this for years and probably as some type of self imposed therapy but this shows that even outside of the videos he is like that and it honestly scares me. I could armchair psychology this and say it seems to me that has DID on top of the rest of his disorders and this is where his characters come from…but who knows. I am certain though, after seeing this that he has to have at least some type of schizophrenia. Untreated, that disorder becomes terrifying. Imagine his kids one day walking in the house after school and seeing their father in this state running around with paint smeared on his face in nothing but a towel screaming and not knowing what is even going on. That will be traumatic for the poor children because it might last for hours and there is nothing they can do until it is just finished playing out in his head. At that point he may go through these states and not even remember doing so..
No. 316174
>>316173Wait until you see the video of him lying on the floor and screaming into the ether.
He does it on purpose, it's his own personal sense of humor that he thinks appeals to everyone else (re: like the typical hyperactive, annoying, disruptive, edgy teenager in school who thinks his own jokes are the funniest shit ever) - the other 80% of the time… such as his "speaks" and "uhohbro" channels, he's about as cool-headed and smug as a narcissistic sociopath can get.
No. 316175
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>>316167oniontop is a type A nracissist with a superiroty complex and mommy issues but he's not a schizo
No. 316180
>>316173If he's NOT a narc sociopath and we're wrong about him even having those type B clusters… then the other possibility is that he has Aspergers.
He in no way suffers from any dissociative mental disorders though, he's never genuinely displayed anything as such in the 13-15 years he's been exposing himself online.
No. 316186
>>316167No, that's not what psychosis is, he's not actually technically psychotic. He's out of touch with reality in the colloquial sense, not in the actual psychiatric the government is after me and I see dead people sense.
He just thinks he can Andy Kaufman it and what he lacks in talent he'll make up for in screaming and costumes.
No. 316187
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He also knew Shiloh was 17 as well… so it's not like these girls "lied" to him about their age like he keeps trying to make everyone believe, he knew full well how old they were.
No. 316188
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>>314426yo how come no one called out the weird pixel-y triangle on his right hip? I'm like 99% positive this is photoshopped, considering his man boobs yet weird lower muscle definition???
He's also photoshopped someone else abs onto his lmao, I'll try to dig for the pic.
Pic related is him pre dad bod and he still looks gross as shit.
No. 316190
>>316188Thanks for making me look at all that chest acne.
Isn't that just an overlay object from the software you were viewing the pic from, or that the pic was screenshotted with?
No. 316191
>>316188It can't be photoshopped as there's a whole video of him doing this shit.
He's always had a really gross looking body, even before he put the flab on; he was really sinewy and pimply.
No. 316200
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>>315906i think a lot of people want her to be bisexual, including her fans and her husband. it's one thing to romanticize relations with other females and another thing to want to mack the puss. sorry to be crude, just saying. didn't hear a whole lot of her and her girlfriend do much other than kissing and messing around but what do i know? she sure takes that greasy d and births his babies though. yuck.
No. 316224
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Lainey just reblogged this -_-
No. 316238
>>316234She looks like the
triggered and soccer mom memes had a baby together in this video. Holy shit.
It also sounds like he said I love you before they even met, "late February" vs "27th of February"
No. 316240
>>316234So much cringe.
How fucked in the head can he be to happily state that he was fucking around with a 17 year old and just recently got out of a relationship with a 19 year old that was supposed to be a relationship between his wife and said 19 year old?
No. 316243
>>316224More like if you knock gerg will immediately tweet out how you should leave us alone!!11 and stop texting us!1!1
Go away lainey. Stop trying to pull billie back into your shitstain of a life.
No. 316247
>>316245I've been accused of being gay so many times for complimenting other girls on their looks and talking about them positively. I guess if you're not jealous and petty then you must want to fuck them.
Sage for blogpost
No. 316252
>>316200>>316216The bigger issue to me is that Greg assumes bisexuality = multiple partners. Because that's his antiquated interpretation (
cough, I mean feminist interpretation) of bisexuality. I don't care if Plank is bi or not, only that she clearly stated she didn't want a girlfriend, lol. Greg just wanted her to have a girlfriend so he could have her girlfriend too.
For a lot of bisexual people in committed relationships, all their bisexuality really means in the context of that relationship is that they have a greater variety of porn to choose from. It seems to me like Lainey did mention she liked women but never expected it to spiral out of control like it did. Greg's disgusting af.
No. 316260
>>316253Yeah the difference was lainey was not only young and inexperienced in life, but a fangirl. Who actually expects a "famous youtuber" you have been crushing on to pick you out of all the other fangirls? I could see how if I was a young fangirl, if a older famous guy i was obsessed with asked me to marry him, i might not have thought it was as creepy as i do now.
She is probably seeing how he instantly fell in love with billie as well and said the same bs to her as he did when he got with lainey, and that he says to any girl. Bet you don't feel so special now lain. He does the same shit to every girl.
I bet if the thing with onion never went anywhere, lainey would have just grown up and not even be a fan of him right now. I feel like she disagrees with more than half of the things he says and believes which is why she never wants to be associated with his opinions.
It's actually sad to look at her tumblr/insta when they first were together versus now. But it's gotten to the point where she needs to grow the fuck up and get out and stop acting like she is helpless.
No. 316266
>>316265I don't think it's phatetic to meet people online, that's sort of something a lot of people do these days and theres nothing wrong with being introverted.
I think however Greg prefers meeting people online because they can come to him with the perceived thought that he's some cool God of comedy, rather than meeting him irl first and just seeing some tubby old man with horrible skin
No. 316268
>>316265>>316266There's nothing wrong with meeting people online. But gerg only wants to get with someone who is a fangirl of his so they idealize him and wont challenge him.
I'd pay to watch onion go on dates with girls his age who have never heard of him. They'd just think he is some creepy loser. Why is he asking me to marry him and have his babies on the first date?!
No. 316274
>>316272This.
He'd be arrested this day and age for hanging around the school gates, lol.
No. 316282
>>316187well taylor and greg have both admitted that taylor lied about her age. i dont know why theyd admit that in the first place if it werent true because it makes them look bad
i dont ever recall greg/shiloh saying that shiloh lied about her age. in fact greg made sure to travel so fucking a 17 year old would be legal
No. 316286
>>316258>>316259Assuming that Greg's a legit narcissist and Lainey's legit undergoing narcissistic abuse, her hot/cold with Billie makes perfect sense to me. Narcissists control relationships to the point that their victims often don't have time to reflect on how they feel (rather than how the narcissists tells them they feel) until the relationship is over.
I'm not a psych but I am a survivor of long term narcissistic abuse. I have no idea what Greg or Lainey's issues are, but their patterns are soooo fucking familiar.
Sage for armchair.
No. 316290
>>316284I went to college in US and to graduate with honors in psychology i had to complete a thesis. We had a seperate honors program that was an honors program in general that you applied to when you started college and had to take certain classes to graduate with honors.
Her honor roll sounds like what most colleges call a deans list.
From their website:
133. PRESIDENT'S HONOR ROLL
An undergraduate will be named to the President's Honor Roll under either of the following conditions:
By achieving a grade point of 3.75 while enrolled in at least 9 graded hours in a single semester at Washington State University, provided that the cumulative GPA is a 2.0 or better.
By achieving a cumulative grade point average of 3.50 based on at least 15 cumulative hours of graded work at Washington State University, provided that the semester GPA is a 3.0 or better.
No. 316295
>>316224>>316119Tinfoil hat conspiracy theory just for fun!
What if part of Lainey really does want to get away from Onion and she wanted to use Billie to try to get away? And at first she didn't want a girlfriend when he pushed her to get one but once Billie came over she actually realized what an asshole Onion is and figured she should get away and realized Billie could be her way out?
I still hate Lainey as much as Onion but I just thought of it in this way. It's total bullshit but WHAT IF
No. 316298
>>316295I think she liked having billie as a gf even though she didn't want a gf at first but didnt like that it ended up billie liking gerg more than her and gerg professing his love to billie. I don't think she actually expected it to turn out like it did and saw it more as okay i'll get to try things out with a girl and maybe we will invite her to do sexual stuff as a threesome, but not that gerg would confess his love for her. I feel like lainey would always have said she loved gerg more than billie, but gerg made it i love both of you guys equally which sucks for the person you've been married to for years saying you love them equally to someone who you just met.
Also billie probably cared about her feelings more than gerg does and she was probably someone she talked to about her emotions and stuff. You saw how gerg reacts to someone talking about their sadness and emotions in that video where he reveals his texts with billie. He ignores when she says she feels terrible and wants to kill herself and just wants to know what trash SR had on her and then was insulting her for smoking weed in the past. That's all lainey gets in terms of emotional support from gerg.
Lainey is probably happy sarah is still there cause it's probably horrible being stuck with just onion all day. I bet part of lainey does want to leave but she isn't gonna act on it anytime soon. Lainey would be so much happier if she was friends with billie, ayalla, and collaborating with other positive youtubers and making friends and social connections that don't get ruined by gerg.
No. 316303
>>316295I think Lainey probably genuinely liked Billie as a friend. As
>>316298 said, hanging out with Greg all day must fucking suck. Maybe she thought she could circumvent the gay sex somehow, and it all just backfired when onion fell in love with Billie immediately.
No. 316316
>>316313>>316315That's what I'm been trying to say for about a month! Not only does he look older than he actually is, his voice even sounds like a 45-60 year old man's and this dude's fucking 31! Whatever witchcraft or plastic surgery you've done to yourself, it's not working Greg!
Just imagine the sounds he makes while sexing, taking a shit or just plain sitting down…
No. 316317
>>316314I meant replying to you, not myself!
Saged for self-posting.
No. 316318
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>>316313>"In fact, I googled a picture of fake and a good ol' picture of you showed up."Wow nice roast, Onion. Jesus Christ, that's something 8 year olds say.
Serious question for those of you who think that Onion has some kind of weird boner for Eugenia. If she suddenly threw herself at him, do you think he'd ever consider dating her like he did with Billie?
No. 316323
>>316318If he wasn't married so he could make it a publicity stunt then drag her through the mud, probably yes. If he could do it without anyone knowing, for sure.
But after the whole business with buylow and lamp, I think he needs to chill on his abuse of mentally unstable young women to keep his fan base happy. He needs another month before he can spin it like "Billie was never anything to us, she likes the whole time, but Eugenia proved herself to us by xyz"
No. 316329
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Gerg, I agree with you. You are not worth lainey's time.
No. 316332
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STOP BEING SUCH A BITCH, LAINEY.
No. 316336
>>316332That long mopey masculine face. I can never get over it I swear haha.
>>316224Such a creep. Her and Greg need to stop luring teens into their bizarre shitshow of a marriage. I just know they're gonna do this all again with someone else
No. 316343
>>316258>Why does she want her back so badly whenever she leaves? Because Greg will be behaving abnormally. Lainey will have a strong urge to restore peace. Restoring Billie = restoring peace. It's not that thought through.
Also I'm going to go on the record as predicting Billie will be back. Greg's tried Round 1 of separating Billie from Ayalla. Right now the girls are still tight but if Greg hits the right button next time, or the time after, and if there's anything "in the bank" that Greg can use to drive a wedge, it is still possible. It comes down to if Greg ever succeeds in separating them, and he will be feeling very strong pressure to do that, even if he doesn't know why.
No. 316351
>>316343Nah Onion is on a quest to continuously shit talk billie in every video for the next millennia because she probably said she isn't coming back. He's pissy and is probably extra pissy he is failing at turning his army against her.
Billie isn't going to dump her best friend of 5+ years to go back to someone shit talking her daily who is married and have two kids. I think some people give onion too much credit. He is not really a mastermind and his manipulative-ness is very obvious and impulsive.
No. 316358
>>316282He said he thought Shiloh was 22 back then, I've also already posted a screenshot where Lainey's age was on show on his own forums.
Why are you believing in what he says (or she says for that matter when they're both proven to be pathological liars), are you a fan?
No. 316377
>>316312People who are compatible with polyamory can and do love equally. Kind of like some parents do actually manage to not have a favourite.
I did a failed experiment in polyamory but it wasn't because of only being able to love one over the other, but for things Lainey is probably bad at too because she's a great narc target for Gergs. Doormats should not go poly.
Gergus himself is not compatible with it because even if he could love equally, he choose to create competition and jealousy and play people off each other for his control. He is absolutely the worst personaliry type to try this at all.
Other people are just naturally monogamous as lovers, but it's not universal.
No. 316379
>>316368I still don't understand what you're getting at, are you trying to say that Onion isn't at fault because she "lied about her age"? He knew she was 17 either way, whether she was going to turn 18 within a year or not.
He knew she was 17, she had that in her info on his forums and he still went to visit her when she was 17, spent some time fucking her there, and stayed in NM until she actually turned 18 so he could officially marry her without her parent's intervention.
Even if she did "lie" he still went down there regardless, he didn't do the right thing and go back home after he found out.
No. 316383
It wasn't until a week after her 18th birthday (22nd Oct) that they announced publically that they were an item… but Gerg went down to New Mexico in March earlier in that year and lived there for a while, I think even Cyr was living with him for a short while whilst down there.
The timeline is here:
http://www.lifeofonion.com/index.php?title=Taylor_(Wife)He knew she was 17.
No. 316394
>>316388This.
Not to mention he and his wife didn't ever mention they were in a poly relationship, this was all orchestrated by Gerg to just get Lainey to comply with his fantasies by saying she HAS to explore her sexuality. It wasn't until everyone started calling him a cuck for months non-stop that it finally got to him and he began describing the "relationship" as a "threesome"… then the cucking continued, and he started finding other words for it such as "menage a trois" and "trinity".
I can guarantee now that they never even prepared for a poly relationship, they never even bother to research the basics… he just wanted Lainey to invite another girl into bed with them under the pretense that this was all for her benefit, and when Lainey broke under the pressure; he manipulated her into accepting it and demanding there should be no "bounderies" to when he can be allowed to fuck her "girlfriend".
No. 316396
>>316379I am not saying Omission isn't at fault at all. I am saying that if he is telling the truth about her lies then Lainey is pathetic for lying and Omission is pathetic for fucking a 17 year old under morally questionable circumstances, like you've said.
If he is lying about not knowing her real age (you've shown me a screenshot of her forum profile you presume Omission would have seen) then they are both sad individuals for lying.
Both are at fault in each circumstance. Neither of us are defending Omission or Lainey's actions.
No. 316397
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Guess what popped up on my timeline
No. 316413
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-wears onesie billie gave her-
No. 316419
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>>316409https://vid.me/16Ttvid.me link, pls use if you can. it is literally just coping and pasting his video url to upload it.
No. 316424
>>316383On September 14, 2011, Taylor sent her first tweet to Onision. "@Onision i want to put up with your bullshit greg :)"
And now, here we are.
No. 316430
>>316424I mean…i guess theres no reason to feel bad for her because she is getting what she wanted. So much bullshit just for you lainey~
I wonder how many times a day she regrets tweeting onion and ending up in this train wreck
No. 316434
>>316409>>316419The description on that video lmao:
"There is a list out there of abuse accusations against me, all the ones in this video are coming from people I broke up with some time ago. The first ex says I was emotionally abusive, the second ex says I was emotionally & physically abusive, and the third ex seems to imply I'm also physically aggressive… yikes. "
Yikes indeed. He forgot he also made another video outlining his abuse of a 19 year old girl. Once Billie and lainey are added to the mix that is what 5 girls? Man it is just so strange how all these women lie about greg being abusive. -rolls eyes- Most people don't have an extensive list of people saying they were abused by them except for…abusers. Well whatdya know.
No. 316439
>>316436What!? Onion isn't a liar. Didn't you hear? He is "painfully honest." So refreshing a human being unafraid of the truth!
The biggest red flag is someone calling all their ex's crazy so yeah.
No. 316443
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I'm afraid he's either gonna stalk the shit outta her for this…
No. 316446
>>316397I'm questioning the legitimacy of this; especially after the "Billie" troll fiasco.
>>316434Three women (4 now if you count Billie) have all said he's abusive, and yet… all four of
them are clearly mistaken, he's the best lover anyone could have.. uguuuu.
>>316413And people will continue to get the fuck out of your life Lainey, because you're neurotic as fuck.
No. 316451
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I figured someone would say it might be fake. Here is another screenshot I took Sunday (the 12th) planned on posting it then but forgot and got reminded again today when it popped back up.
No. 316452
>>316419He is such a god of honesty. If anyone pays more than two seconds of attention to what he is saying, you hear the bullshit come right out of his mouth. Even with the billie shit, he slowly twisted the story depending on how he felt about her at the time and to make himself look better.
In original video (when he has hopes of still getting her back): "Billie then came in and hugged me for a long duration she was profusely crying. I told her I didn’t want her to go with that if she left there would likely be no going back she said don’t say that, I said it’s true, she said I know, she asked me to walk her to the uber so I did."
In his twitter rant (when he decides he wants to demonize her): "I walked her out to the Uber she called with her friend, she went to hug me goodbye and I walked away with her hands still in the air. She tried to sneak out just because she was caught lying for the final time, after we did so much for her, so why would i hug her?"
In one day, the facts changed. Yeah onion you sure are honest and only tell the absolute facts.
No. 316453
>>316451huh, legit thought she had the baby already. mostly from comments billie has made on streams, the car seat being in their car already, and the vag bottle another anon pointed out.
their lives are so weird.
No. 316457
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>>316456
not the same anon, but she changed it two days ago.
No. 316459
>>316457Thanks anon, I just went to see her profile myself, I guess it's legit.
How strange… they're certainly not acting like parents.
No. 316460
>>316459Yep. The kids are a very abstract concept in all this.
Greg is a compulsive oversharer when it suits him but suddenly willing to respect the privacy of minors when they're his kids.
No. 316465
>>316460Regardless I think the child was born fairly recently and it's easy for them to ignore their children and not talk about them online because they have a nanny so their children are the furthest from their minds.
Why be parents when you can be cool YouTube stars?
No. 316467
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>>316397So lainey is supposed to be 9months pregnant in these pics?
No. 316468
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Lol
No. 316472
>>316467Anon who posted the sceenshots
It confused the fuck out of me when I saw it. A lot of the reason I didn't post it right away was because it really didn't make sense.
No. 316474
>>316428 It's Pennsylvania, up north of WA. I googled and the age of consent is 16. So technically, he didn't drive up to Canada to fuck Sh. He drove up to Pennsylvania.
(correct me if Im wrong)
No. 316484
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>>316478>>316477It's normal to look like you're up to 6 months pregnant for a while
after you've given birth. Lainey having a gut in
>>316467 isn't proof of anything, and imo her belly looks too small to be 9 months pregnant.
No. 316488
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>>316486she's a cheeky bitch and it's
great No. 316501
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>>316479>>316482>>316484From the same video as the thread picture.
She looks fucking big, bigger than the woman in
>>316484 post-partum whose stomach doesn't look nearly as round.
No. 316503
>>316496Even if I pretend it's not Onision in the skit, it's still a guy in a dress making the same joke 15 times over, using literal toilet humour.
How many lesions on your frontal lobe does it take to have standards of humour that low?
Why be here when you would clearly fit in better with Oniondick's legion of peripubescent twinks.
No. 316507
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I've never found any of his videos to be funny… he's not even a comedian, he just spergs out like a retard on camera and tries to pass it off as comedy, he'd never make it in the business.
This is just what happens when an idiot with a lot of disposable income gets hold of some film and sound equipment, some editing programs and a broadcasting platform he can use for free. He's not exactly Stewart Lee or Dylan Moran… heck, he isn't even in the same league as amateur comedians who have just started their first couple of gigs on the circuit… he's not even in the same league as the more controversial comedians out there such as Frankie Boyle or Doug Stanhope.
His audience mostly consists of neglected pre-teens and teenage social outcasts who grew up with the internet as a babysitter… they would never of found him on national or international television or on the stand-up circuit because he has absolutely no talent, no scruples and he hasn't worked hard enough to get to that level.
I bet even John Wayne Gacy, Jr. was funnier than he ever could be, and that's saying something.
No. 316509
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>>316010Holy shit, this looks like a screencap from Rampant Range Klebold/Harris video or at least Zero Hour, a movie based on the Columbine Basement Tapes.
Wouldn't be surprised if exactly that is what he was going for.
No. 316510
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>>316020If you enjoy Onion describing himself in third person, check out this gem of a website.
https://onisiondotme.wordpress.com/onision-childhood/ No. 316511
I have absolutely no problem with people following their dreams and I'll go so far to support them if they really want to make a go of whatever they have a strong interest, talent or experience in… but this idiot's self-proclaimed career resume fucking reads like something Vicky Shingles wrote - "Let's just tack on "comedian" in there… yes, I make girls and twinks giggle at my antics, that means I must be good and professional at my game!" - not to mention he's using his online status to lure in his teenage demographic to play out his sexual fantasies, and that I refuse to support in any way whatsoever.
>>316509He was/is a Columbine fanboy, he wrote essays about them at school and wore a duster.
No. 316512
>>316510Tbh until it gets to the part about her mom fucking people and his face zits, I think is kind of cute and honest.
I'm surprised he didn't came up with a sob story or an edgefest. He is getting worst and worst with time
No. 316513
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A little off topic, but not quite… I've saged it anyway for anons who are not interested.
Has anyone else heard about the new "anti-trolling" features that Twitter will employ in the very near future? They're not just "improving" the mute feature but they're also going to be providing a word filter.
You know the first thing he's gonna filter/blacklist is every word that says "cuck" in his feed.
http://mashable.com/2016/11/15/twitter-abuse-updates/#H4PVLkUCN8qaJust a heads up really as it may become a little harder for farmers here with accounts that directly confront him, his doormat and their fans. They'll just create this little "safe-space" bubble where not a single complaint can get through to them, even through a conversation chain of many other users including their own fans that mention them.
I don't think it will stop farmers from taking screenshots from Greasestain and Doormat's Twitter feeds and directly countering their statements from their own accounts, but the reach may not be as vast and they may just end up shouting into the void outside the followers they already have.
It's something to think about anyway, and to figure out where to go from here.
No. 316516
>>316507Agreed. Doug Stanhope is an artist. Onision is the best you could expect from having to do a skit for assembly in primary school. He'd be super funny then.
He's not even good at slapstick or absurdist humour. Cyr is better at that.
It's clear that Skye really did make a difference to the quality of his videos. Look what he does now - shitty stick people tableaux on a whiteboard.
No. 316518
>>316517I don't feel like reading the website again, but Onion mentioned either in that post or somewhere else that it had something to do with watching porn on late night tv.
Eww, why does he feel the need to tell the entire internet such gross, private details. If his mother wasn't a trainwreck and responsible for Onion being terrible, I would feel sorry for everyone knowing about that detail from her past.
No. 316519
>>316515I fucking hate vouching for this dipshit, but the report is here and it doesnt sound that supportive at all, maybe because I skimmed through it because it's written by a kid onion and it's awful to read, what are your thoughts?
http://www.lifeofonion.com/index.php?title=GJD_Essays#Columbine_ReportIt doesn't help though that Gerg wrote his only two books romanticising school shootings.
I still wonder the validity of HS anon to this day…
Anon, would you happen to know the date of when onion made that video by any chance?
No. 316520
>>316512I do think he has gotten worse. He used to at least be a little less… grotesque. Not just visually, but personality-wise too. I wonder what it is that makes it so.
>>316513I reckon he won't block cuck. He loves being selective about what he shows from his haters, so he picks the easy to rebuff things. He doesn't mind being called cuck because we all know by now that it isn't really an apt description of him.
TBH, it seems like nothing will get through the giant force field surrounding his brain. I'm beginning to feel too frustrated to enjoy the milk because of it. Safe space twitter is only going to implement what he already has going on psychologically.
No. 316523
>>316516I'd actually rather fuck Doug Stanhope than Gurgles any time of the day and any time of the week. I'd happily skip off with Doug into his whiskey stinking room and jump around on his flaccid booze-dick than even think about entertaining more than 30 minutes around Gurg's awkward egotistical nonsense.
I can't believe I said that, but I'm serious… I'm a full-grown adult though, so it's okay.
>>Onision is the best you could expect from having to do a skit for assembly in primary school. He'd be super funny then.Fucking BINGO! That is the best way to describe his humour! The problem is; is that he takes advantage of that for his sexual fantasies with his demographic, much like Saville did.
No. 316526
>>316522When was the date of it? I ain't clicking that shit and giving him views, the date will help me loads to figure out whether or not this was a rebuttal or a simple confession from him.
Help me out here, anon.
>>But I think his opinion on Columbine has changed.I'm not saying that it's not okay to change your opinions as you age and gain more insight and knowledge on that subject, we all do that with experience.
What I'm curious about is the fact is that he's written two books (his only books) that romanticize school shootings and his ongoing obsession/fetish with teenage "love making" and impregnation.
No. 316530
>>316527>>June 2nd 2016Can any kind anon be bothered to go back some threads and see when "HS anon" made their first appearance in the threads?
I'm pretty sure it was before Billie came along, but I'm not sure for definite.
No. 316532
>>316526And the fact that in a lot of his videos, he seems to shoot anyone who disagrees with him with that shotgun. He's done it in many, many videos. (I think the most recent one was where he shot someone for supporting Trump?)
I wholeheartedly believe that when he's so old that not even his little teenage fans want to fuck him and no photoshop in the world can help him, he's totally going to go off the rocker and shoot up a random high school. Or play out that fantasy that's in his videos and just shoot whoever disagrees with him.
No. 316534
>>316532Lolwat? Grease? Dat you Someguy?
>>316533What's a grief fuck? What is wrong with you?
No. 316538
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Ayalla tweeted this at billie yesterday and billie liked it.
No. 316547
>>316544An anon made a good point earlier in the thread. Something along the lines of Lainey wanting to restore the peace in the household and Greg having Billie back would more than likely do that.
Lainey lives and breathes to please that man.
No. 316550
>>316547Peace in the house? Sounds like it is anything but peaceful when billie is there.
Lainey IS obsessed with billie but that's not a good thing. I think she is doing the same bs she does with gerg in holding onto a sliver of hope that billie actually loves her. When she is gone, she probably remembers the good times with her and forgets all the awful shit that happens when she is brought back. Then they bring her back and lainey gets upset again because reality hits her that the relationship is fucked up.
I don't know if lainey actually "loves" billie, but lainey wants to be loved and she is looking for it in the worst people.
No. 316551
>>316467People show differently, so its possible she just had a tiny bump. You can see it in the picture with greg, and the bean bag chair clearly has a blanket over her belly.
so idk lol
No. 316555
>>316552Yeah some of the anons here think onion is greater than he is. At least when lainey got with him he was still somewhat relevant. He also did not treat her like shit in the beginning when he was trying to convince her he is not an asshole. Now hes so washed up and literally only stays relevant by posting drama videos.
Yeah im sure the five hundredth video he made now about how all his ex's call him abusive and why they are all filthy liars right after making videos and tweets insulting billie is going to convince billie it's a good idea to dump her loyal friend and come back so she can be in a trinity with a 31 year old, 22 year old, and their two children while getting insulted.
No. 316595
>>316580Holy fuck. I bet he says he was acting here but it seems like what he'd be like if the mask slips off for a few minutes.
He also does seem to have little empathy for other people - again that narc trait of assuming that how he experiences something is how it should be for everyone and then makes that the basis for morality.
No. 316600
>>316596He's a weird liberal though because a lot of things he gets really un-liberal about. If he were just an open conservative he'd have something to argue for it, but he acts like he thinks he's so progressive that it just seems random.
It's like how he acts so supportive of agender people but won't call Lainey by her pronouns and calls her My Wife, or claims to be a feminist but then slut shames and body shames, pretends to be sexually liberated but kink shames. Calls himself a bleeding heart but thinks suicidal people shouldn't want a painless easy death.
It's like he is always playing a character that he thinks will have mass appeal but isn't always convenient to his agenda.
There is an idea of Onision, some kind of abstraction… but he's simply not there.
No. 316602
>>316600Back in the day, he accused porn stars of being prostitutes who're often violated, demanded young girls to wear longer skirts and wear shorts underneath (I know, "wtf really?") and everyone's a whore just bc you enjoy casual sex with multiple partners. It's all in his speaks channel, not making this up!
He's a real Donald Trump in disguise.
No. 316608
>>316600>>316603He reminds me more of Victor from Glamorama and Rules of Attraction than Bateman.
Bateman had some semblance of success, but not the notoriety he craved. Victor was constantly in the public eye, just as much of a whack job as Bateman but completely unaware of it. Onision thinks he's a genuinely normal, balanced, FAMOUS guy. And jumps on whatever is popular at the moment because he wants more attention than he'll ever receive.
No. 316614
>>316604even I, as someone who has cut all my hair off multiple times, think that she looked better before. it made her face look less long and softened her out a bit. her makeup was better as well.
Billie has a cute hairstyle and a soft face, of course shes what onision wanted now that blamey is all dry and used up
No. 316618
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>>316608Remember Bateman was considered a bit of a goober by other businessmen clones, and in the book he has a fantasy of running off with Jean and having an idyllic life of niceness, like she was his Billie.
Then there's also the jokes about Patrick being the Boy Next Door, making trite speeches about what we need to do to progress humanity while killing homeless guys at night.
They're not totes the same - I bet Greg can't do 1000 stomach crunches - but the act, the lack of substance behind the public persona, is Bateman.
No. 316623
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Get with the times Onion! Oldfag.
No. 316633
>>316629Why is it always the most busted looking guys that obsess over rating appearances?
Does he really not realize that he's a sub-3 or does he just pretend not to care?
No. 316634
>>316631He's a true champion for women alright, kek.
It shows he's running out of "controversial" ideas, with topics like these. I'm also not sure why I typed dating instead of "being married to", lol - but it's not like this marriage is going to survive another year.
>>316632Thanks for posting that anon!
No. 316636
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>>316629>>316632he said his wife is a 10/10
No. 316641
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>>316629Why does onision and his wife have the same hair cut and makeup routine now?
No. 316653
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>>316639Look how cute she looks here. Why'd she ruin herself?
No. 316654
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>>316639Look how cute she looks here. Why'd she ruin herself?
No. 316661
>>316629Did he really rate himself as a 9.5 in one of his pictures? Then a 6.2 and 8.2. Yeah. No.
I rate him a 10/10 as a narcissist though and if you disagree with me you're a liar.
No. 316662
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You don't need to fix anything. I love the way you cheat on me, bully other innocent people, abuse me and my past "gf", insult my family and manipulate every situation, say you wish you were never married to me, immediately want to run off with another girl and sign over our kids when we thought about divorce and only stayed because you were rejected. Literally perfection.
I see why he keeps her around.
No. 316663
>>316655>>316656>>316657And you suppose she looks better trying to play dress up as a boy? Long hair and girly clothing suits her better.
Idk why everyone on here thinks all women are ugly if they don't have perfect 10/10 features.
No. 316664
>>316538Ughhh, are they fucking thick?!
Yes, it's nice to have someone enthralled by you and all your good qualities, it's not nice to have someone obsessed with all your superficial qualities and basically act like nothing short of wanting to turn your fucking nipples into a belt.
No. 316668
>>316663
>>Idk why everyone on here thinks all women are ugly if they don't have perfect 10/10 features.I always ask myself the same, anon. I am sure most of the women who do that are unhappy with their own looks, so when they see someone pretty they will nitpick on whatever they can just to avoid admiting that other women look better than them.
sage for OT.
No. 316670
>>316663.. No I don't think she looks good at all, as a boy or a girl. I feel like maybe you're all about how cute she is because you have similar features?
and
>>316668 lmao .
I think a lot of the girls posted on this site are actually cute/pretty. I mean, often their personalities make them ugly people but still a lot of them genuinely are cute. Lainey looks masculine or just looks derpy as fuck, like in
>>316654But I still think its stupid to be like "if you think someone is ugly, it's because you're just jealous "
No. 316671
>>316555>>Yeah im sure the five hundredth video he made now about how all his ex's call him abusive and why they are all filthy liars right after making videos and tweets insulting billie is going to convince billie it's a good idea to dump her loyal friend and come back so she can be in a trinity with a 31 year old, 22 year old, and their two children while getting insulted.The bare bones truth.
No amount of money would convince me to stay and do this, he's not even paying her much more than the minimum wage in WA. If I wanted to make it on YT, I'd just continue to bounce off every Vlogger out there until I got the attention I needed.
No one should settle for Grease, no one.
No. 316674
>>316670
>you're all about how cute she is because you have similar features? You know there's more than one anon that's said she's cute, right? So do we all look like her? Lol.
I personally look nothing like her, and I think that's a weird assumption to make just because I don't pick out all of her flaws.
No. 316676
>>316675yeah, anon. you have to think lainey is the most ugly looking human to ever walk on earth only second place to Grease and that her appearance, not her shitty behavior, what makes her an asshole. If you don't that means you wanna kiss her ass, kek. This thread is full of insecure ugly-chans, lemme tell ya.
at least we all agree Greg is horrible
No. 316677
>>316600Thank you, I've tried to put it into words so many times but this is by far the best conclusion.
He is -not- a liberal, a "bleeding heart" or any other sense of the word, he's always been a right winger, he could get away with being a libertarian at most… a fedora-bro without the fedora.
No. 316678
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super cute
No. 316681
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Just another normal day in a 31 year old married man with two's life.
No. 316684
>>316678That is not Plain's best photo. She's not gorgeous, her current style does not suit her, and def not a 10 (whatever that means according to people who like to rate and rank women) but she is not ugly. She is fine, just normal. Plain doesn't equal ugly. I personally find Plain better looking than Shiloh despite her personality being way better, and I am sure others would disagree because I remember people saying Shiloh was very cute. Billay is the fugliest imo, but people are blinded by her blue hair and edgy looks.
anyway, nuff of derailing.
tastes are like assholes, everyone has their own.
No. 316687
>>316661You're too kind to him, anon.
>>316681Holy shit, that projection is real. Who wants to bet that he's in the 4" to 5" category?
No. 316692
>>316681lel he's still mad about the micro dick comments
it's okay onion, i'm sure lainey will tell you all kinds of nice things about your tiny prick :)
No. 316693
>>316689Which happened in this thread not so many posts ago, yeah.
Sorry for your tiny peen Gergles!
No. 316696
>>316691He blocked me ages ago…
>>316694He's just mad because Shane gets to hug his fetishes and he won't dare leave the house without a bulletproof vest.
No. 316706
>>316699Dayyyuuum, anon. Scary thought!
>>316701>>316702Lol, I'm sure he indeed is still lurking.
Thing is, though, regardless of how many tweens tell you otherwise, you still have a tiny defective peen, Gergles. I mean, you even have to trim your pubic hair to make the penetration deeper, that sure is something.
No. 316712
>>316706Not just trim, shave. He wants all the girls he's with to shave too, since he shaves. That extra millimeter or so makes all the difference.
It's also interesting to me that he likes to erase as much evidence puberty from his partners as possible. Little/no makeup, no pubic hair, playing their daddy. Goes for the youngest girls he can legally diddle, especially ones with small chests and hips. Didn't he say his father was a pedophile? That can be genetic.
No. 316713
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>>316691I just did. I'm not even surprised by the votes considering most of his fans aren't even old enough to get dick let alone know what size they like.
No. 316714
>>316713I was thinking the same too, especially considering the replies to that poll are mostly either "I'm gay" or "I'm asexual".
Hmmmmm…
No. 316715
>>316712His mother apparently lied about his father. Some anon from a thread or two back dug up the guy's court record. Only things his father was ever in legal trouble with regarded a lot of owed back taxes and then the messy ass divorce with his wife, Onionmom.
>>316510 linked a blog written by Onion that details him never having ever substantiated these claims about his father but believing them anyway. Apparently he's just as blind as the women in his life about certain things.
>>316514In. Cest. The woman wanted to fuck a dude with the same name as her son loud enough for him to hear? Wow. Perhaps she was the one doing the molesting and lied about her ex-husband to cover her own ass when her children were too young to confirm.
No. 316723
>>316712Most adults who were molested as children turn out to have altered view on sex. Some grow up to be hyper sexual and wreck less about it, especially if grooming was involved. Sex literally equates to love.
He may see himself (no pun intended) in younger people, possibly the reason behind his obsession.
No. 316741
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One of the girls he called a "7" in
>>316629 … but he thinks his wife is a 10? Compared to this?
Okay, Gerg. Keep lying to yourself, buddy.
No. 316750
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>>316623Anyone else reminded of this guy when looking at Onion recently?
No. 316752
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>>316741What does it even matter what he rates anyone (including Plainey) when he's a 0 himself?
Seems like he's just shitting on random girls' looks to shift the focus away from how unsalvageably ugly he is.
I mean, really, if everyone were to stoop to Grunk levels and give people numbers based on appearances then he would have by far the lowest number of anyone mentioned in his threads or anyone that he's critiquing. It's almost funny really.
Billie is a solid 7-9 depending on your preference. Taylor is just regular, probably a 5 I guess.
But the middle-aged, pimple-chested, raisin-faced ebophile with a gut? That's not even on the same scale. We're gonna need a logarithmic axis.
No. 316753
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saw this comment on a video about lainey's gender bullshit and thought it was funny/true.
No. 316757
>>316749HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. I actually can't stop smiling at how fucking delusional he must be.
I am very much reminded of
>>316750I think it's the eyes. They both have that weird, pulled up cat-eye look that you get from too much surgery, combined with creepily long eyelashes.
No. 316775
>>315957i've never watched those guys, they seem like stuff for really young girls. but god damn, i've seen people talk about them A LOT on the internet. they're fucking huge. onision is only relevant for the drama, those guys are liked and talked about everywhere. so,
>still mad at him IRL :/is hilarious cause i'm sure that Dan guy doesn't think about onision…at all…ever…
No. 316793
>>316629Lmao, he gave Marzia a 7 when she looks 100 times better than Lainey ever has. In fact, all of these women look so much better.
>"I'm just being honest as usual"Is he being sarcastic?
No. 316795
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Yeah, no they're not. Most votes were "literally don't care". Because in normal healthy relationships, it doesn't matter how big of a dick you have. Unless your name is Greg and you have a micropenis. Which in that case, HAHA!
No. 316797
>>316795Hahahah Onion, I guess the Onion having a micropeen discussion we had the other day
triggered you
No. 316800
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>>316795> dudes with massive genitalsyou just confirmed you have a tiny dick onion boy
No. 316802
>>316799As someone who fucks the circumcise and un-circumcised I want to point out that Onion has a baby dick. At one point in his life, he hooked up with an Orthadox Jew and she looked at his baby dick and said, "Ewwww!"
His penis hood provides but 1/18th penetrations but he fucks dumb teenagers and I hope Billie is on birth control. He fucks his wife's gf because she is so pregnant and he manipulates her into to becoming a queer boy thing?
No. 316806
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Got a pic of Onion holding his dick!
No. 316819
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Billie looks even more than Shiloh now
No. 316836
>>316829those aren't fake freckles, it's just her being creative with makeup lol
why would anyone use white dots for freckles?
No. 316839
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>>316837She does it all the time, usually with colorful dots or even gems. It's pretty common in the more artsy part of the makeup community. I'm not a fan of it though, and I think (well done) fake freckles would be a better choice for her.
She's much prettier with a more natural look but if you couldn't tell by the bright blue hair, piercings or tattoos she likes to be different and stand out.
No. 316843
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What do y'all think? Found this on the eoliveson blog…
No. 316853
>>316850I don't think thats why Billie does it at all. Considering it's not like she's otherwise plain and only does the brightly colored hair thing. I've also done the whole spectrum of colors, but it went to suit whatever mood I was in. If I was feeling more omg totally goffick, or mysterious etc etc
I think Billie's reason is way more along those lines. She doesn't seem insecure, or at least seems like she sincerely does not need Greg to lovebomb her to feel good about herself, unlike complainey.