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No. 359590
-Onion had his first debate since 3-2 years ago with former friend and collaborator Jaclyn Glenn, where we've learned that he's too mentally incompetent to debate with adults and will only use pathetic attempts and his trusty doormat-I mean loving wife (lol) to get on top.
-Greg's run out of ideas for videos that he now resorts to talking about his exes and is currently denying the existence of his children (please watch his current Speaks videos in any way shape or form). He stopped talking about Eugenia due to herself (and Jaclyn) asking him to…for now.
-Meanwhile, Taylor is getting a visit from a ladyfriend soon. Said ladyfriend has some serious mental issues of her own so we'll see what milk will it bring us.
-Joy Sparkles was up to debate Onion until he raged quit and accused Joy of lying to not confront him as well as being a crazy manipulative liar and tried to threaten her with a lolsuit which of course…the C&D letter was forged from Google. He also (somewhat) admitted to this (lol fucking loser).
On to the next greasy adventure!
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Morning tweets:
No. 359615
>>359600LOL he says she needs a person that doesn't use words to manipulate and trick her…so he uses words that manipulate and trick her AND his fans.
Fortunately I think people are really starting to see through him.
No. 359632
>>359626It's not the first instance he's outright said it or alluded to it either. He's been doing it since as far back as "Cuddlegate 1.0" back in January/February 2016. Since then, he's vehemently cowed her in so many ways such as locking down on what she says over social media, taking control over her "own" channels and streams, and made her his bait to lure in potential broken fuckpieces.
I can't stand her, I really can't, she LETS him do it.
No. 359636
>>359635I feel empathy for Billie because she has a personality outside of his "I just thought she was hot" butthurt description of her. She's still young and trying to find her way through life. But she's also shown her viewers what she's interested in outside of smoking a fucking blunt/pipe/bong or two when she wants to.
It's not even that, it's the fact that he burdened all these fucked up fetishes on her when she's not aware, mentally prepared or completely sure to comply to that… greasy lifestyle (nb: no one mentally stable would even acquiesce to his demands in the first place.) far away from her home, friends and family in the first place.
He kept on hiding behind and using Doormat as a shield to belittle her, using Plainey as a manipulative tool to drag her back in each and every time…
That's fucking sick, if it wasn't Billie - it would've been someone else.
No. 359637
>>359593AND THE CYCLE CONTINUES. Such shocking.
>>359626>>359632He's set it up so she's dependent on him, obv manipulates and gaslights the fuck out of her. Like, he married her as soon as it was legal to so he could mold her into what he wanted. He wanted her glued to him so he felt powerful and in control, but then when he inevitably gets bored of them, he can't figure out how to get rid of them in an honest way, so it's the cycle again. He doesn't care that he creates the situation and leaves shells of people behind.
No. 359647
>>359639Put it in the back of your mind.. YES she needs to get out of there as soon as possible, YES she needs to stop complying to his demands, YES she needs some actual freedom.
Listen carefully to what he said though; "Lainey can leave any time she wants to when SHE has the money to do so".
He's basically caught her in a trap, she can't go to a lawyer about this and file for divorce or alimony because he roped her into agreeing to another woman in their relationship. He has full control of her channels and she's not making any money off it because he's the "star" and publisher of those channels.. she ain't got shit, even if she wanted to get away.
I don't feel sorry for her, because of the sht she's already done - but if she just flips her non-existent hair at him, takes the kids and goes back home… I'd have a smidgen of respect left in my heart for her.
Not gonna happen though.
No. 359652
>>359647Right???
His controlling isn't going to end when they inevitably part. He's likely going to use his own children against her, and he won't let go of ANY of his exes because he can't handle not having control over them. You see that kind of shit over and over and over with controlling assholes like him.
No. 359656
>>359652I don't even want to tell her "I told ya so!" at this point cos it's fucking unhelpful.
Go home Lainey, your parents seem desperate already to be a part of your childrens lives… sometimes parents learn too with how they went wrong with you and just want to make it up to YOUR children, that's how good family are in general.
Fuck that mess of a man, you can do what you like without him, wouldn't that be awesome?
No. 359667
>>359639Not only that, he's looking for a backup when shit
does hit the fan. (See current exes videos)
No. 359668
>>359652>>359654>>359656>>359651People have been telling her to get out for her own good since forever, it's pointless to post this.
Once he lovebombing her again, she will post a smug selfie to "prove her haters" because a red, acne ridden sociopath is her whole world
No. 359677
>>359672I hope she finally becomes independent. But she’s not going to fully until they break up and she accepts it's officially over. Even then, she's not going to jump right into a career because there's a looot of work she'll have to do to recover from 5 (extremely formative) years his bullshit.
It's been said before, but her chances of getting a job in counselling are slim to none while she’s with him. They do substantial background checks. Even if she deleted/locked everything up, there's still lolcow, tumblr, encyclopediadramatica, way back machine, etc, etc, etc.
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No. 359692
>>359688So he tries to get pity points by using chronic depression because everyone laughs at him over the retarded cease and desist letter he sent.
Must be hurting his narcissistic feels.
Top kekkerino.
No. 359699
>>359693
>shittalks youtubers who say they are depressedGod he's such a walking contradiction. I hate his bullshit excuse "We're all hypocrites hurrrrr" in some ways, sure Gerg but nobody is as big as a massive hypocrite as you. You talk shit on someone for something and then do it. You're so full of shit. Ugh. I hate how he's trying to get sympathy, what a weasel. I wonder what was said and by who too …
>>359697Yep, had the same thought. This will likely happen, maybe he'll lose it on her or something or maybe he'll get caught with someone else
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This ain't 2009 anymore Grease, stop it!
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>>359713Gerg, at least invest 2 miserable pennies into one of these
No. 359755
>>359742you can't "cure" depression. Look I don't like the guy but I felt like he was being genuine. I hope he is okay. My partner has mental illness so maybe I'm just a bit biased but he definitely has shown a lot of the signs over the years.
>>359714I am going to be so mad if this is the case. I think it's disgusting to fake these things because it makes people suffer. It does make the people around the victim of mental illness suffer as well at times but I think thats okay as they both can support each other. But lying about it is horrible.
No. 359770
>>359755I think he has depression. As someone mentioned above, high probability there's comorbidity of depression + personality disorder.
BUT he still uses his mental illness as an excuse for hurting people, whenever it's convenient for him. Despite admitting he has abusive behaviors, he doesn't try to better himself at all. He's seemingly "over it" in a few hours/days, and then goes on to tell others with depression that they're 1st world problems don't matter, and they're just stupid and weak.
This is part of his cycle, and it's nothing new. That's why it's hard to take him seriously.
No. 359783
>>359755No shit you can't cure depression. I was being sarcastic. He claimed to have "cured"his depression on twitter himself months ago.
That said, I could not care less. He's an awful person regardless of whether he's truly depressed or not lol.
No. 359793
OT, but some YouTuber followed me on Twitter. I kept staring at their name, their profile picture, I googled them, like, nothing gave me any reason to believe I'd known them beforehand, but she was so familiar.
Then scrolling through this thread, I saw her name and it hit me: Olga Kay, former Onision collaborator.
How fucking weird is that? I figure it's a 99% chance that she's just following huge chunks of people in the hopes she'll at least get some of them to follow back in the process, but it weirded me out considering how much Onion shit talking I've done on Twitter. Did they have a falling out? I don't even know what their deal was.
I dunno. Thought I'd mention it.
>>359787That's a very good point and, besides the fact he's bored of her and wants some new teen tail, could very well be why he's always pushing her to leave. We all know how asshurt and bitter he was about paying Skye a reasonable amount of alimony, it's not farfetched to think he'd be really against the idea of going through that again.
I could see him trying to sabotage shit by being even more verbally abusive, humiliating her more and cheating all in an attempt to give her enough reason to get up and go, but that could hurt him in court. I'm not too familiar with divorce proceedings, but I do think evidence of adultery and abuse end up with you coming out on the other side of the divorce all sorts of fucked.
No. 359801
>>359795Also very true. He needs to manipulate the situation so that he comes out in the end being Mr. Perfect, like his bio would read:
>Gurg, Professional YouTuber who's helped countless youths overcome their debilitating mental illnesses (such as, but not limited to, cutting, depression, eating disorders) by giving them tough love and hard faxxx. Selflessly entertains thousands with brilliant comedic skits and commentary on his 4 channels, brilliantly talented director and actor. Creator of the fantastic, classic viral video "I'm a Banana!" which was featured on the beloved, internationally famous television program Tosh.0. Some have said Greg is even more talented than Seth McFarland (citation needed).
>Greg is also known for having had a series of relationships with a number of beautiful, yet sadly, unstable women who he was unable to help despite all of his sage wisdom and advice. He's a freshly divorced 19 year old man (citation needed) who recently divorced a weeping, gloomy, boring woman who is known as Lainey to his innumerable loyal fans. They had two lovely children together, both are his entire world, and despite Greg's desperate need to continue being a part of his kid's lives, Lainey has been nothing but cruel. She stole his innocent babies away from him in the middle of the night without any warning and has refused to let him be involved in their rearing due to his belief that a child needs to be around the stronger, more mentally stable parent. He was a loyal, honest, fact machine of a husband who did nothing but love and provide for his family, but Lainey decided to cock up everything he did for her by being a total bisexual, psycho bitch who's not even vegetarian, she is a total thieving cunt, stealing from him, who shows zero appreciation for him after years of only taking and never giving anything in return. It goes without saying that Greg is the sole victim in this entire situation and only a full body massage could possibly help soothe his debilitating heartache. Contact him at Onision.xyz. No. 359811
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The comments on his latest Speaks have me howling. Glad more and more people are realizing how inane this moron is.
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>>359693"because I'm a good actor"
no you're not, Greg
No. 359820
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Old Tweets between Lainey and Sarah Surfacing.
No. 359822
>>359821So Taylor was
smoking the drugs? Where was Grug? How was she punished for it? Or did he give her a permission slip?
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>Why are you attacking me?!?!?! Can't you see I'm mentally ill?!?!?!?! Please stop!!!!!! T_T
No. 359856
>>359853Ah okay, thanks for the correction. I thought it
sounded like Shiloh would say that.
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(1/4)
I was just reading through the last thread, and
>>358524 post and her "im so gay" comment to the new girl
triggered me into digging up more of her disgusting tweets to Sarah. Also, I haven't seen these shown anywhere, so leaving these here now….
No. 359871
>>359864Read through 1200 posts of mostly "wow gurg is ritard" looking for actual information? Pass.
>>359868Thank you, much appreciated.
No. 359878
>>359867Taylor's birthday is in october. Sarah's is in like august.
>>359870That girl might not actually be a gf yet. And if onion doesn't approve, i doubt he would let her have one. The way he took over with luxy shows how much his own attraction to them is important.
No. 359901
>>359861He's really vague about it. In his latest video he says that
>someone I respect a lot said some things to me that where, under normal circumstances, probably harmless but fucked me up pretty bad.It must have happened in person because he talks about "looking for his phone so he could get out of there". I'm assuming it was plainey because he doesn't really have any other irl friends, does he?
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>>359885She claims they're just friends still. So, I don't think whatever happened last night has anything to do with her.
But wow she's getting defensive. I don't understand the point of ask.fm and dumb things like this girl uses if you're not going to answer the question properly.
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>>359821lol have you ever, honestly seen a blunt that looks like this? Please don't try to derail by spreading false info, thanks.
No. 359907
>>359903No one was spreading false info. It was literally in the screenshot.
Why so defensive lainey?
No. 359920
>>359907If you don't think that cropping a photo while relying on said crop to highlight and validate an obviously sarcastic comment isn't spreading false information, then idk what you would consider would be.
My point was it wasn't a blunt. There's plenty of other gurg drama to be had without shitting up the thread with irrelevant pictures and posts.
Also it's pretty cute that you accuse me of being plain as an easy out to dismiss my point.
No. 359922
>>359870>>359885>>359861I'd bet good money on Lainey growing a pair (inB4 "she wishes") and insisting on bringing up this Alexandria chick to put her through the first stage of the vetting process.
Maybe Gurg baww'd because this girl didn't want to join the trinity and slobber on his greasy knob, maybe he baww'd because she's an old hag compared to the girls he likes or he could've sulk-stomped all over the house because Lainey picked a girl who doesn't meet Gurg's standards. He bitches on and on about makeup (but if you don't wear it, lol, you look amish/mormon) and this girl likes to wear quite a lot and seems to enjoy it as an artistry, I'd say, to a certain extent. She could give Plainey some fucking tips (though her brows are fuckt). While she's alternative enough for Gurg to pop a half-chub, she's the kinda girl I could see him dismissing as "basic".
I could see Lainey feeling bitter as fuck over the Billie fiasco and saying "We kept Billie around for ages despite me not wanting her anymore, that turned out just great. She ended up just being your girlfriend in the end, so, y'know what? I get to pick this time and I like her. If she doesn't want to fuck you, as well, then get the fuck over it…I thought this was about fulfilling my needs, after all?"
That's a bit too assertive for Plainey usually, but I'm certain she's still pissed about what went down with Billie and might be putting her foot down for once. Then, since he's not getting his way, Gurg decides to turn up the transparent manipulation tactics to 11 and is now flopping around the house, loudly sighing, accusing Plainey of being cruel, whining about his "chronic depression" to his fans to gain sympathy points and possibly set up Lainey as the villain down the line if need be. He's such a fucking child.
All speculation of course, but I could see it.
No. 359924
>>359902
>not really your business lolwell if you guys stop commenting cringy shit on each others pictures, we wouldn't fucking know. DM the bitch if you don't want us to know your "business". when you two spent all the time kissing lainey's ass, and lainey spends all the time kissing your ass, people are bound to speculate
god i hate them both
No. 359925
>>359924Seriously, or make your Insta private. You're on a public forum, you haven't taken any measures to make this information private, yet when someone says
>"Hey, that shit that's constantly going on. Yeah, right there, the shit left for the world to see that leads us to a pretty obvious conclusion. That. Do you mind clarifying what's going on with that?"
>"GASP, HOW DARE YOU. NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS!"That screams needy attention whore. She could easily DM her. Couples don't even write on each other's social media accounts unless
they want everybody to see how cute they are. Otherwise, you speak privately. She's either playing a little "Ooh, look at me, look who's flirting with who" game or is profoundly retarded and doesn't realize
private messaging is for
private shit. For her to catch a 'tude over somebody pointing it out just…I immediately dislike this girl. What a snotty bitch.
No. 359937
>>359927Right?! I don't know which is worse, the two pedophiles who were preying on a 13 year old, or the mother who was all privy to this.
I swear that woman needs stringing up, how could anyone willingly traffic their own daughter to these two sickos? Even when there was tons of evidence that she was being very sexual to Sarah online, there's no way she didn't have a clue what was going on.
That kid is gonna be messed up for their entire life unless authorities intervene and get her help and therapy, they're seriously going to grow up thinking that this is normal behavoir and have such a skewed idea of romance, sex and relationships - I wouldn't be surprised if she turns out to be a pedophile herself when she's older because of it.
I wish someone would just compile all these screenshots and phone Washington's police dept. to ask for advice on what to do about all this, because they're going to continue to prowl the internet for young fans to fuck; it won't stop - because they're both very mentally ill and they don't want saving.
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Meanwhile, Onion wants to invent laptops.
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Then maybe you should tell your friend to make her profile private and stop accepting anyone who sends you a friend request
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No. 360003
>>359998No one would care about you at all if you weren't involved with pedo, absusive, psychopaths.
You're not special.
No. 360004
>>359590>>359996DEAR FAMILY MEMBERS OF ALEXANDRIA:
You should be scared. You should be terrified for her well being. Look at all the threads on here for proof that the people she's talking to are awful people. They have abused and manipulated SO MANY young girls. This is not something to take lightly. These people are dangerous to one's well being.
No. 360007
>>359998OMFG, rolling my eyes so hard I am blind now. All these girls that think they're somehow going to be the one who is different from all the other girls that went before her.
Alexandria (since you are reading here) you do realize there has not been a single relationship, aside from his mother and sisters (and even that is debateable) that Greg has not burned to the ground and salted the earth behind him? Including his wife. The single greatest predictor or future behavior is past behavior. Maybe you should think about that.
No. 360008
>>359997>stalkingyup, someone's been sipping the greg kool aid.
what people are doing is not stalking, alexandria. its just posting your public tweets and posting them here. and as the anon said, don't accept every single rando into your facebook.
No. 360015
>>360007it's incredibly telling that the only women in Onion's life that stick around are blood/marriage related. you never see him just hang out with a chick unless it's ~work.
if Alexandria does go out there it's just a matter of time before he's angling for greasomes.
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>>359593>>359591>I guess I'm slipping. It's powerful. Makes you give up let go.>I've been suicidal but kept it away from people I cared about. "Kept it away" by tweeting it publicly. Fuck off and see a therapist Greg, no one wants to hear you whining like your whiny bitch wife.
No. 360053
>>359996>>359997>>359998The fuck is this stupid cunt on about?
Nobody here or on twitter has contacted her fucking family, Unless she's counting lainey as family the dumb bitch. If you wanna thrust yourself into the doublepedopsycho life thats on you, Just be prepared that when you step out of line, You're fucked.
Keep munching that baby making carpet to gain some form of e-fame though. I hate this bitch already.
No. 360055
>>359626>How can't Lainey read between the lines? He said on live stream he wanted her to be financially independent enough to leave Good points, anon. Not to mention all the vids he
continues making on his exes, people he has crushes on, etc. I think the writing's been on the wall for quite awhile.
No. 360059
>>359996Alexandria (lol, white trash name):
Your profiles are public. Anyone can see them. Anything you post publicly is in the public domain; it does not constitute stalking, nor is it illegal. If you posted your home address, or made political donations, that too is now public information and does not constitute stalking OR harassment to re-post it.
Alexandria's family: she IS in acute danger if she goes to "visit" Taylor and Greg. His previous girlfriends have PTSD and have had psychotic breaks after experiencing his abuse. He WILL demand that Alexandria join his idea of a polyamorous relationship if she wants to be in a relationship with his wife. He makes up insane rules and demands that anyone is his sphere drop any and all boundaries, and adhere to whatever boundaries and rules he invents. This included demands of his last girlfriend to be chained in their basement for a week with a sign around her neck that said "liar", as punishment for smoking pot and speaking to her family, both things he forbade her to do. When she spoke publicly about this, he berated her, because he's "just kinky", but this girl did not consent to a BDSM relationship, and this was not about sex, but punishment. Greg in the past created his own religion, and has the mentality of a cult leader. He consistently seeks out underaged girls to start relationships with, and is only now approaching girls who are 18-19 because of public scrutiny into his behavior.
In every case, he (and now his wife, Taylor, as well) has started this abuse process by offering to buy a girl a plane to visit. No girl has ever gotten out of this situation unscathed once she begins engaging with them. Should she break off the relationship now, Alex can expect her private conversations with Taylor to be published, and Greg to unleash the anger of his young fans at her. This is the best result you can hope for at this point, but it will be better than the damage Greg and Taylor can and will cause in person.
No. 360060
>>360056A lot of his exes had past abusive relationships. He always goes for the dim ones who are apparently blind to red flags.
>>360057Don't forget "YouTuber". Sure she has a channel but who actually knows her as a Youtuber? She's a Youtuber's WIFE who does nothing but flirt with teenagers, tweet emo song lyrics and take smug selfies all day. She's even less of a content creator than her greasy husband.
No. 360061
>>360060Yeah I really dont get how all these girls in past abusive relationships flock to gerg? At least when shiloh dated him, she wasn't witness to all these other relationships and the obvious pattern. Lainey was dumb as fuck, but anyone after lainey and billie at this point is just, are you the biggest moron ever? Theres overwhelming evidence that hes abusive in every relationship. And he even ADMITS it now. Yet these people tweeting about how terrible abuse is and how lucky they are to be out of that relationship now want to go visit him and date them/be friends? That just blows my mind. It's one thing to end up in multiple abusive relationships. It's another to jump right in to one with someone screaming in your face that they are manipulative and emotionally abusive. I don't even understand why you'd even want to be near someone like that who would remind you of your past terrible relationships.
Also shes whining about the person posting her personal facebook posts. You mean that one post where you're talking to taylor about homewreckers that has been posted months ago as well? How is that even a personal post LOL. She's acting like their posting all her statuses and personal pics on here.
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I guess enough teens finally took the bait to convince him they'd LOVE to chained up in his basement, trying to make him happy.
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>>359857>>359858>>359859>>359860Let's not forget the pic Taylor set to 14yo Sarah
in her underwear. The Grease's would both rather spend time with teen girls than each other.
No. 360091
>>359996hey, Alex! just a pro tip:
if you don't want strangers on the internet to know about your relationship with Lainey…maybe, don't post constantly abou your relationship with Lainey? Maybe tell her to stop publicly flirting with you on ever social media she has?
hahaha crazy, right?
No. 360098
>>359922This is some good tinfoil…the newest target doesn't seem like Gregma's type at all. Taylor probably wants a new captive plaything to pretend to be a lesbian with.
That said, this girl seems like an unstable bitch, so I'm kind of hoping that she'll be the next visitor to the House of Horrors. She seems like the type who'd flip the fuck out under small amounts of pressure. Every one of Greg's captives but Ayalla has been incredibly passive so far, would be interesting to see what happens when they make the mistake to take in someone who's aggressive.
No. 360099
>>360073Wasn't Sara 16-17 when this happened? It wasn't long ago.
I don't see it as much of an issue, there's other legitimate shit to pin down.
No. 360103
>>360092Taylor didnt't write that (I did)– other Anon was being sarcastic. Like it
should be her twitter bio.
I personally don't think she has enough self-awareness to feel any of these things, because if so she would try to fix what is wrong with her and makes her settle for and accept the ration of shit Greg dishes out to her on a continuous basis, at least for her childrens' sake.
Instead we're treated to yet another internet flirtation with yet another young woman she's dragging into their decaying orbit.
No. 360119
>>360073unrelated but Lainey has that ugly bulgy mouth of someone who had a lifetime of braces and dental work has.
Also, did she scribble over the cleavage/"curves" in that pic for this upload, or is she trying to say when she sent it to Sarah that it was already like that? because if it's the latter, I doubt it. Lainey is such a piece of shit.
No. 360144
>>360029Interesting that when JG went to make vids with gurg lainey and him were fighting bad and he had to pay her $100 everytime he did wrong
>>360103My bad I'm a little out of it on pain meds.
No. 360218
>>359590>>360198you're correct, but the rules Greg gives himself in regards to age of consent make me believe that is the ONLY thing that would stand in his way. Remember he sited that when a girl hits puberty it is the optimal time to get her pregnant thus making it somehow okay to be attracted to them. Considering most girls start puberty at 10-13, this says a lot. Since he is so into definitions.
Pedophilia or paedophilia is a psychiatric disorder in which an adult or older adolescent experiences a primary or exclusive sexual attraction to prepubescent children.[1][2] Although girls typically begin the process of puberty at age 10 or 11, and boys at age 11 or 12,[3] criteria for pedophilia extend the cut-off point for prepubescence to age 13.[1] A person who is diagnosed with pedophilia must be at least 16 years old, and at least five years older than the prepubescent child, for the attraction to be diagnosed as pedophilia.
No. 360224
>>360198What do you mean exactly?
Taylor was 17 when they married. Either 15 or 16 when they met. They're both perpetual teenagers. He chooses younger girls because they're easier to manipulate, and now Taylor does the same crap. Pretty sure the only girl Gerg went after that wasn't a teen was Adrienne, and she was 24 tops.
>>360218>Remember he sited that when a girl hits puberty it is the optimal time to get her pregnant thus making it somehow okay to be attracted to them.I've never heard him say that but it sounds disgusting enough to be true.
No. 360230
>>360061People who have experienced abuse are far more likely to end up in more abusive situations down the line, most likely because abusive behavior has been normalized for them. It becomes their new, twisted, fucked up version of "normal" and they don't recognize the bright, neon red flags whapping them in the face.
Also, predators like Grease seek out emotionally and psychologically vulnerable people. They like to go after people with low self worth who are eager to please, they like to go after people who are financially struggling so they can play monetary hero and then hold it over their heads, they like to go after the people I mentioned before who see abusive behavior as perfectly acceptable after their perception of "healthy relationships" becomes skewed due to long time abuse, they like to find people much younger than them because they don't have the life experience to know any better, they like to go after people with low self esteem who constantly doubt themselves so they can gaslight the shit out of them and never be questioned. Predators will also go after people who are considered delinquents because they know, if the cops are called or their behavior is outed to the community, they can always say "Well, who are you going to believe? This mess of a human being or me, the successful dad with a mcmansion?"
Society is superficial enough where they
will take a guy like Gerg's word over a young, troubled teen's. It's fucking sick.
It's a weird, disturbing dance between victims and victimizers, they seek each other out continue to carry out a bizarre cycle of abuse. Sometimes the victims can break away and get help, like Billie, or they just get sucked into the abusers world and are conditioned to accept their abusers actions as normal, like Lainey.
Alexandria is fuuuuuuucked if she goes to Washington.
No. 360232
>>360231I remember something similar but can't for the life of me remember when or where he said it.
It's bullshit anyway. Teen pregnancies are more likely to run into complications and more often than not result in low birth weight. Optimal age for pregnancy and birth is more like 21-26.
It's a classic ephebophile factoid used in an attempt to normalise their attraction to people who are mentally underdeveloped. If a guy ever says some shit like that to you, run.
No. 360238
>>360233>>360232He's also said it in now-deleted response article he made to ED, the article is still saved through Wayback Machine on there.
He also admits that he knew Shiloh and Lainey were 17 when he got with them, described it as being "taboo" but doesn't care because it's "legal".
The girls never lied to him about their age, he made Lainey say that in a video to get everyone off his back.
No. 360244
>>360237He thinks he's clever by pointing out it's not
by definition pedophilia, that he doesn't fit the
dictionary definition of pedophilia. He's not attracted to
prepubescent girls (under 10 or 11), that's why he makes such a big deal that, sure, he's attracted to 15, 16 and 17 year olds, but since they're pubescent "THAT'S NOT PEDOPHILIA!!"
He doesn't seem to get that the word pedophilia is used as a blanket term for any creep who's attracted to minors, that we
know that he actually fits the definition of ephebophilia (the attraction to children ranging in age 15-19), but we don't fucking care
what the correct terminology is because ephebophilia is still fucking wrong and creepy. I bet he even harbors some hebephilic fantasies, girls between the ages of 10-14, as long as they have tits because that's the basic requirement for Greg.
Greg, it doesn't fucking matter that you're not technically a pedophile, you're still attracted to an age group that you should not be attracted to. You're not fooling anybody or outthinking anybody by pointing out a technicality, we're not calling you fucked up because there's a mix up concerning dictionary definitions, we consider you fucked because any normal human adult understands that being sexually attracted to minors, actively grooming minors and
fucking minors is wrong on so many fucking levels.
He doesn't understand that he's basically using "If there's grass on the field, play ball" as a defense.
No. 360245
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>>360232>>360233>>360236He also said it on his Twitter account sometime last year, I even think the screenshots exist in a previous thread but I can't remember the exact time and date of when it happened.
Also, I have the screenshots in relation to this
>>360238 so yeah, he's slimy as fuck.
No. 360248
>>360245>>360238He really thinks that a 15 or 16 year old with a developed body makes them perfectly fine to date and fuck, that society is just being uptight and he's a
rebel (insert CSI:Miami sound effect), that's it's all good as long as you make sure to bone them in the right state.
For a guy who thought smoking weed in a state where it's illegal is so UNTHINKABLE that it warrants being chained to a wall, naked, for a week, he sure doesn't give a fuck that he violated the Mann Act. I think we can all agree that trafficking minors across state lines to get his dick wet is infinitely worse than smoking a bowl in Virginia.
If Gerg ever reads this: It doesn't matter if you're abiding by a state's age of consent laws, it doesn't matter if the girl
looks fully developed at the age of 15 or 16. I mean, for fucks sake, our brains don't stop developing until we're 25 years old, tits do not make you mentally or emotionally mature enough to be able to handle an adult situation. You're stuck on the legal aspect (ironically, since you broke the law) and the physical aspect when everybody's horrified because it's an issue of the child's mental and emotional state.
I had a friend who had big tits and hips at 16 and guys like Gerg would slink around her like hungry jackals, saying "Well, she
looks like a woman", meanwhile she was emotionally and mentally immature for a 16 year old and is being scarred by having so much sexual attention pushed on her by older guys. She just wasn't ready. That's the point, it's fucking traumatizing, it leaves long lasting psychological wounds when somebody is sexualized too early.
I mean, FUCKIN' A, dude.
No. 360249
>>360245Sorry, for samefagging but I just also wanted to add that if you can find one of the previous threads when Lainey had her meltdown during "cuddlegate"; there are also screenshots where she said (paraphrasing) things along the line of:
"You took me when I was still a child, knew exactly what you were doing and trapped me in this relationship with you."
She's more than fully aware of what went on, and he made her delete all those Tweets and temporarily shut down her account until "she calmed down and stopped talking about their private life"… I think it was during the first cuddlegate, because it wasn't until cuddlegate 2.0 that she created a second private account and that's when we stopped seeing her meltdowns.
No. 360250
>>360245actually the age of consent in Canada is a bit tricky…. the age of consent is technically 16 however if you are an authority figure the age of consent is 18
and if you are meeting anyone under the age of 18 off the internet for sex.. it is considering luring and is illegal.
No. 360252
>>360250Ooh. So he's violated the age of consent in Canada, then. I know in the US, he had sex with Shiloh for the first time while she was underage. Attending a weight loss camp in Pennsylvania at the age of 16…I dunno if that's a violation of the Mann Act, though, since he didn't drive her across state lines, he just made sure to meet her in a state where it was legal for him to fuck her. He really,
really puts a lot of thought into "How can I fuck them legally?". I mean, didn't he contact a lawyer to discuss these things? Like a lawyer had to tell him "Just as long as you meet her in the state and don't drive her across state lines, it's cool"? The guy has zero self awareness, any normal human being would think "I have a problem" after making that phone call.
No. 360267
>>360262>and don't doubt that Grease himself will make videos violating your privacy.Truer words have never been spoken.
If she thinks lolcow posting photos of her and discussing her "private life" (scoff) is oh-so-violating, just you wait, honey, until Gerg shits out 10 videos painting you as the monster who broke his sweet, fragile space-prince's heart and, oh, how the "YOU MADE LAINEY CRY!!" accusations will fly that day.
No. 360278
>>360275Holy shit, really? It sounds like something he would say considering BOTH his books have these weird passages where he describes getting the object of his protag's lust getting impregnated.
Gross. Greg you're gross.
No. 360315
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I don't know if this is a troll or a mentally deficient fan, but I am laffin at that Twitter bio
No. 360337
>>360330Apparently shiloh's ex friend sent lainey a letter talking shit about shiloh. Lol. That "friend" always seemed psycho.
Also what happened to no more drama videos gerg.
No. 360339
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Didn't Shiloh have his name-tattoo covered? 'Cause "Veronika" is saying she didn't, idk
No. 360342
Mirror of his latest speaks vid:
https://youtu.be/2TOEQKuN4MMPlainey gets an email from an ex-friend of Shiloh, saying not to trust her if she tries to contact Plainey. Then Gurg talks about how honest he is, and that this letter confirms it, blah blah blah.
No. 360356
>>360342I like how he brings up that this could be her friend trying to get back at her, but then still says it confirms all these things about shiloh lmao. Yeah an EX FRIEND who obviously has a vendetta against someone isn't the best source of info.
>>360343yup. clearly she wrote the letter to get back at shiloh under the guize she is looking out for lainey. Shiloh wrote to lainey years ago when she first got with gerg, which isn't that weird. There is no indication she has tried to contact lainey in the past 4 years.
No. 360365
>>360356Right? He'll take any info, no matter how flimsy and shady, as long as it reinforces his Honest™ narrative.
Also, Shiloh has/had terrible judge of character, so it wouldn't be surprising she'd be friends with a snake, especially after being with Gurg.
No. 360369
>>360337God, I feel so bad for Shiloh.
She's finally moving on with her life, is dating a (as far as I know) nice dude, is finally feeling comfortable enough to dip her toe back into the shallow end of the internet after Gurg's anti-Shiloh campaign and,
bam, one ex-friend has beef with her and runs crying to Gurg.
I'd bet good money that Shiloh wants nothing to do with Gurg, that she'd rather not become the target of his obsessive rage, that she just wants to get on with her life and continue healing after being mindfucked for so long. Like:
1. I'm sure the ex-friend knows the one thing Shiloh does not want is Gurg hounding her ass and defaming her name online and is sparking Gurg's ire as a nasty revenge tactic.
2. If Gurg stopped for a second and was even slightly capable of seeing things from somebody else's point of view, he'd be able to figure out that an ex who's happily dating somebody else,
years after y'all broke up, would have no interest in fucking with your life, especially if you traumatized them and
especially if they know how fucking psychotic and obsessive you are when it comes to grudges. Like, really, Gurg, how likely is it that she'd want to start shit with you after all this time when she's finally gotten her life in order?
I don't blame Shiloh for reaching out to Lainey and giving her a heads up when she and Gurg first started dating. I wrote to my ex's new girlfriend once warning her that he had a history of abuse and that, while she may think she's the exception, past behavior is the best indicator of future behavior. I think it's actually your responsibility to a certain extent to warn other women when your ex is abusive, you don't want anybody else to go through that and that certainly does not make Shiloh a "psycho stalker ex-girlfriend".
Of course Gurg is so fucking egotistical and hungry for drama, he's more than eager to believe that his "evil" ex is out to get him and his poor, weeping angel of a wife. The melodramatic fuck.
No. 360372
>>360369I agree, I feel fucking awful for shiloh, The poor girl is still being shit on by that greasy fuckface. Who believes a random fucking email from someones "ex-friend" like what??
Honestly I think this is the perfect time for shiloh to finally come back and refute this shit because he just won't fucking leave her alone. If anyone can, Contact shiloh and let her know. She should be allowed to defend herself for fucking once, And fuck him for deflecting his shit once more and the absolute shittery that is his own wrecked marriage. He must be so insecure to still be trying to one-up Shiloh.
No. 360379
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I get the feeling that the girl who posted that ranty video here is the same girl emailing Lainey. She probably got pissed that we all just gave her zero attention and just went straight for the source. Yeah sure you totally care about Greg and Lainey and aren't just trying to get back at Shiloh for some reason.
I'm pretty sure that she's moved on at this point and wants to put it all behind her. By the look of her instagram she's doing well, I mean look at her~
No. 360380
>>360379She looks great! Cute.
Shiloh, if you lurk: Don't let Greg of the Grease get you down, you're doing pretty well for yourself. Good on you, Girl.
No. 360384
>>360379That girl seems obsessed with bringing shiloh back into the gerg drama. I remember years ago when they were still friends and she had shiloh do Q+A videos talking about the gerg thing. This friend seems more obsessed with gerg than shiloh is. Now that they broke up as friends, she goes running to gerg. What a bitch.
Shiloh just needs to continue ignoring their asses. Gerg is so into himself he really believes every girl he has broken up with spends their whole life wishing and dreaming they were back with his greasy ass. Lainey also is a moron and thinks everyone is out to steal her precious gerg and goes running to gerg with every email she gets.
No. 360386
>>360384Does the timing of this email strike anyone as odd? I mean they both were literally fighting each other and it seemed like another break up was on the horizon and lainey so happens to get an email that "warns" her about shiloh. Considering that grease already made a video about laineys assumption of his exes too, I dunno, This seems like a desperate ploy of a narc about to lose their source of validation… I mean we all do wonder if these random emails he gets from parents are written by him, Could this be too?
Sage for tinfoil
No. 360395
>>360356If I remember correctly, the "letter" Shiloh wrote to Lainey was actually a public journal entry directed at her when she first got with him… after that, whenever anyone asked her to get in touch with Lainey again; she just washed her hands of it and said she no longer wanted to get involved because she wanted to put it all behind her and move on in life.
She said repeatedly on her own Tumblr (before she deleted it) that she will no longer even be engaging in any more Q&A in relation to Grease from his fans or his ex-fans… she said more or less the same thing on her Twitter account as well… she also ignored comments relating to him on her instagram before she made it private (then made it public again sometime early this year).
So no, I don't think Shiloh has recently been in touch with Lainey at all, there's no reason for her to get involved ever again.
No. 360396
>>360386He deleted a video about stalking his exes just before writing the C&D letter to Joy… there's a screenshot of it before he deleted it here
>>359359So yes, it's far too coincidental… he probably had a jealous shitfit when he realised Shiloh is better off without him with a better looking guy and a more interesting life and wants to sabotage her happiness for his own pleasure.
No. 360404
I wouldn't be surprised if it was Grease who contacted this Veronika douchebag to begin with seeing as an anon posted a link to her beef video with Shiloh within the last couple of threads, and considering he lurks here frequently… it's probably how they've suddenly got talking.
I can imagine it now "Oh hi Veronika, I saw your video and omggggg, that's just how Shiloh is - she hasn't changed a bit… let me help you try to get your money back off her, the least I could do for you is plug your terrible experience with her to my wider audience and expose her for what she did to you. :-)"
If she was the first to contact an abusive ex-boyfriend of hers, who literally has nothing to do with her life anymore just to make some stupid fucking point that Shiloh didn't spend money on exactly what she wanted her to spend it on (she didn't steal it, it was given to her) - that's scummy as fuck, no excuses.
If it was Grease who contacted her, which is more likely because of the kind of person who he is, then this really should be of no surprise to us.
I hope Shiloh continues to ignore the lot of them, it's pathetic as shit.
No. 360413
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>>360405I can't tell. On her twitter she said her relationship with Shiloh was 4 years long so it's possible. Either way this is some stan that's very personally invested in this drama. Her pissy tweets about Shiloh go back to September last year. I find it pretty sus that she tweeted at Billie and Richie multiple times and then decided to email Greg. She also follows DSSCTM, Blaire White, and Cyr on twitter. Looks like she doesn't care which side she's on as long as she's getting the attention she wants. I guess this was the last attempt for the spotlight after her dumb video and rape allegations against Shiloh didn't go anywhere. What an obvious snake.
Get a restraining order Shiloh. Christ. She picked the wrong girl to be friends with.
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Then enlighten us or gtfo because your milk sucks
No. 360417
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>>360413>>360416Didn't a bunch of anons here a while back make a bunch of these?
If so… she's probably been lurking lolcow for a while.
No. 360419
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>>360417Yep. I made a different one and I think someone even used it as an OP pic. I don't know if that one was on lolcow. Maybe she found it on twitter but it would be a pretty convenient coincidence.
No. 360420
>>360419Ah, thanks for clearing that up… it's possible she picked up the meme from elsewhere then.
Her Tweets don't go far back at all, and near enough 80% of them look like she's subtweeting Shiloh, I just find it weird she also seems to be ripping the piss out of Greasestain himself on a few occasions - so why contact him if she doesn't even like him? It sounds like she has some deep mental problems of her own.
No. 360422
>>360379She's pretty! Shiloh, you're doing a great job at
triggering Gerg because you're not suffering
No. 360429
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Reading the Tweets on her account now, could it be possible that Grease actually hasn't even directly been in contact with her and has just picked up information from there to use as he pleases to stir up drama and use it as content for this latest video?
How can she be so stupid to contact him, I mean there's plenty of tweets she's made where she's making fun of him, doesn't she realize that outing herself is just going to attract negative attention to her? Noone is gonna praise her for being a cunt by trying to get her ex-friend involved with her ex-boyfriend… it just seems so odd.
No. 360437
>>360435It sounds so fucking unbelievable, like:
>>She raped me the first night I stayed with her!Yet remained friends with her all the way up until the point Shiloh got a new boyfriend and starts hanging out with him more than she does with her.
>>She stole my credit card!Yet continued to feed money into Shiloh's PayPal account whenever she asked for it.
>>Make posts laughing at Grease and says he deserves to be called out on his bullshit.Yet contacts him because she misinterpreted one of his clickbaity videos about Shiloh contacting his doormat in the past.
>>Says halfway down her Twitter account that she's completely done with Shiloh.Yet can't stop subtweeting about her the majority of the time afterwards.
Yep, she sounds like a fucking lunatic.
No. 360446
>>360442I actually
want to see Greasecock shave his head. Then again, this sounds like he wants to induce a PTSD episode on Shiloh.
No. 360470
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Imagine what this would look like compared to 10 years ago…
The extra layer of grease, Botox and hidden wrinkles.
No. 360492
>>360470Maybe the basic training look makes everybody similar, but he's seriously serving Pvt. Gomer Pyle realness in this picture. Fucking gross.
>>360454If this bitch is setting out to fuck with Shiloh's life all because she wouldn't reciprocate feelings, then she's the female equivalent of the neckbeard who throws a screeching tantrum and threatens to blackmail his female friend because she put him in the "friendzone". It was Shiloh's money to spend, I find the rape accusation suspect as all hell (I usually never call potential rape victims liars, I may not say they're 100% right, but I try to never call them liars) since who follows around their rapist like an eager puppy and pumps money into their paypal for FOUR YEARS.
Congrats, Veronika, you're a cringey legbeard who's butthurt that Shiloh's happy with her boyfriend instead of you, you're just as bad as those "freindzoned" ratfucks who lash out at their love interest…no, you're as bad as a bitter ex who's sends his ex-girlfriends noodz to revenge porn sites.
You're fucking traaaaash.
No. 360494
>>360492All of this.
Like how low is she to send that malicious email to Shiloh's past abuser, in an attempt to start up an internet smear campaign again. It was all under the guise of "warning Lainey" too, which is sick.
Veronika is just self-inserting herself, trying to dig up drama that happened over five years ago. All she wants is attention and her own personal army against Shiloh. Bye, Veronika.
No. 360496
>>360494The fact she almost, 100%, definitely self-posted that video being like "Hey go check out how
horrible Shiloh was to one of her loyal friends!" in this thread is just laughable.
We make fun of people here and we can get pretty ruthless, but who goes to an Onision thread on Lolcow and tries to stir up anti-Shiloh sentiment? Who expects us to dogpile an abuse victim of the guy we
loathe? A girl who ended up being diagnosed with PTSD after she finally mangled to untangle herself from that toxic relationship because Gurg mindfucked her that bad?
If Veronika is real and not just Grease making up shit to kick off drama for his channel/to scratch that "My ex is happy, I need to ruin it" itch, then, bitch, Veronika,
you are my enemy. Nice attempt to recruit us for your petty bullshit. Not happening.
No. 360521
>>360510Fans? Because of the attention? Giving something attention does arguably keep that thing relevant, however, without this attention, 16yo Sarah
wouldn't have gone home. She WAS in danger.
Can't speak for anyone else, but the only thing relevant to me is his and his wife's predation. Were it not for that, I wouldn't give two fucks what they do with their lives.
No. 360523
>>360446>>360447He never gets more than 3K retweets even with pinned topics or self-induced controversy, who is he fucking kidding?
>>359808>>360509>>360510Nah, if you took lolcow away, he'd still be a mentally-defunct attention-seeking edgelord - he's been a douchebag for 10+ years and he got worse with the drama around 6 years ago; the lolcow onision threads only started up around the beginning of 2016… this is just a constant and chronic habit of his.
No. 360524
>>360518Apparently, someone prominent enough in the anti-o community on Tumblr is in the process of preparing receipts to engage with him about his bullshit and behavoir.
It's not DSSCTM or EO either; but whether or not he replies back to them is another matter - he probably won't.
No. 360527
>>360490are there zits even on his bald head??
existential questions, man
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jfc
No. 360529
>>360525Unless he's gone back on his word about debating through written correspondence (as he told Venita back in 2013) then I don't think he'd converse with them with or without receipts anyway. I guess it's worth the shot, but meh… it's their time and effort wasted I suppose, not ours.
>>360527Don't gaze too long into that abyss, anon… lest the abyss gazes back into you.
No. 360544
>>360542He really is pretty stupid, but what's super annoying anout him is he's the variety of stupid that thinks he's actually smarter than everyone else in the room.
They're the most boring fuckers on the face of the planet.
No. 360619
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Onion doesn't like people having fun.
No. 360755
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Onion describes the perfect body…and TayTay's far from having that. (Stop lying through your teeth, Greg!)
No. 360786
>>360755>the PERFECT female body>female bodybut m-muh smol space prince pronouns!!!
i love how grease can make a video purely about taylor's tits and ass but the second jaclyn mentions the fact that taylor has a vagina all shit breaks loose. also love that he used one of her pics during the draco malfoy phase, pre-baby band-aid body.
No. 360795
>>360777Part of me feels like she probably doesn't even watch his shit to even have a general reaction to it. Why would she anyways ? She sees his greasy unfiltered zitty ass everyday.
I'd be pretty sad person too if I had to wake at the crack of (onion ) dawn every morning.
No. 360813
>>360795He probably tells her about his awesome new videos and that she should watch them and tell him how awesome and right he is. She is just a robot to feed his ego anyway.
>>360807i think the agender shit is all lainey's bullshit cause she made some agender/trans friends on twitter and wanted to join in. And onion just used it for video ideas since he can basically call her female/woman anyway and knows its bullshit. That's why everyone close to her calls her "she". You know the people you'd want to respect your pronouns? Yeah lainey wants to be a "she" but shes forever stuck in the agender shit now and can't say oops it was actually me just trying to figure out my identity and i thought i was agender cause im influenced by other people and naive cause she will get a ton of shit for it. She also uses it for pity points when she knows shes wrong.
No. 360908
>>360808really fucking surprised no one has called him out on his defeminization/objectification fetish
read the shit he did to shiloh, the head shaving, branding, hallway sleeping, weight gain, uglification, impregnation, etc. They're fucking dark fetishes but they are real, and real common among sad internet porn blackholes like Onion. Would bet my life savings on him having a secret tumblr account filled with this shit.
he is beyond disgusting.
No. 360909
>>360767I mean, he seems to have something of a fat fetish, but is insanely particular about what constitutes as "too fat". Like, he'll comment on a woman who is objectively overweight and you can sense his raging boner just by the way he's describing her, but the second that belly even slightly droops over their waistband: GREASE PENIS DENIED.
He's described girls who are fit and at a healthy weight as disgustingly "anorexic" and he emphasizes that women aren't attractive unless they have, at the least, a little belly pooch. He seems to gravitate towards bigger girls.
Which begs the questions: why is he gushing over Plainey's boyish, slim body and declaring it THE PERFECT BODY? She's
nothing like the chubby, zaftig, plump, thick girls he swoons over, if anything she's more like the "disgustingly anorexic" girls he shits on all the time.
When he first met her, she was on the heavier side of average…maybe he's feeling pretty bleh about how slim she is now, like he got a bait and switch with his child bride. I assume he's just lovebombing the shit out of her for whatever fucked up reason right now, he's made it abundantly clear that he'd prefer to plow someone with a body more like Shiloh.
No. 360914
>>360911>>360913Jesus. What a charmer.
Then I have no idea what he likes. He gushes about how plump girls are hot as fuck, but then harassed Shiloh for gaining weight. He shits on slimmer girls ("EAT SOME FUCKING FOOD, YOU ANOREXIC"), yet is fucking an androgynous fakeboi.
Every girl who steps foot into his life ends up with an eating disorder or at the least ends up with disordered thinking regarding food. His swooning over big girls is bullshit, then, I guess.
>>360910Yep. I feel like he views Lainey as his bottom bitch, like he has a hierarchy concerning the women in his life and she's the most important, the alpha, like his right hand woman who enables him and is complicit in his fuckery, but also the one who receives the most abuse. He probably doesn't view her as a sexual being, she's just his favorite toy to dominate and abuse and he gets off on making her dance like a monkey just to gain his favor.
Then someone like Billie would be the beta female of the household; isn't a primary figure, but gives him sex and narcissistic supply. They're interchangeable. These girls can come and go because it's not the actual person he's "in love" with, but, rather, what they offer.
He dehumanizes the "main" girl to assert dominance, then brings in a feminine girl to fuck to meet the sexual needs the "main" girl can't provide since his need to dominate and humiliate by defeminization makes him uninterested in her sexually.
Wait, does that make sense?
No. 360916
>>360914Don't forget, he made a skinny pact with his ex-wife to stay thin so they'll still continue to be sexually attracted to eachother forever! (lol until the divorce at least)
Speaking of which, if Lainey's is the bottom bitch and Billie's the house slut; where would Shiloh, (Sarah?) and Skye be ranked as?
No. 360920
>>360916Ughghhhh. Yeah, because marriage is about loving each other until one of you gets fat. I wouldn't be shocked if in his wedding vows he said "I will love you through sickness and health, I mean, unless you become a fat fuck, fuck that, amirite?"
I'd say Shiloh and Skye would be his past bottom bitches, they were his primary "love" interest that he focused most of his attention on abusing and/or defeminizing, but since there wasn't a third party involved in those relationships, he probably was like "Oh, well" regarding sex because there wasn't another woman to have as his "sex partner", someone separate from his "main target of abuse partner".
Sarah would be in the Billie category. Someone brought in to supply sex and narcissistic supply. They're abused as well, since he can't NOT abuse any women in his life, but they're secondary characters who he keeps around as sex objects and won't defeminize so he can remain sexually attracted to them.
I'm sure he still fucks Lainey, but it's probably more as a way to assert ownership over her. "You're mine, I get to fuck you, I get to tell you what to do, mine mine mine".
I think he has a major virgin/whore mentality with women. Lainey is the mother of his children, she is his partner in crime (literally), she does as he commands, but he's stripped away her sexuality. Someone like Billie is a sex object who feeds his insatiable need for attention and admiration. I'm pretty sure THAT'S why he's so into poly relationships: he prefers two women to play out these roles, he doesn't like having one partner who he's both defeminizing and abusing a la Lainey
and having a lustful, sexual relationship with.
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lmao his views have seriously dropped
expect a big new meltdown soon bois
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>>360940Yes… she was. This was in summer of 2013. She conceived around march-april and gave birth to Troy in early january of 2014.
No. 360946
>>360939>>360942Ohhh. Well, then that explains the thicker arms. Not saying she was
fat or that her arms are fat or whatever, just that her arms were thicker than they are now.
He's just all over the place with his tastes. He does have a type, but it really just consists of alternative girls (usually the mall-emo variety because he's still mentally 16) and a certain type of face. He tends to favor cute girls much more than sexy girls, cute girls with button noses…like Billie, basically.
No. 360947
>>360379did shiloh lose weight? them thighs though im in love
its like greg is injecting his girlfriends with fugly drugs, they're always hideous when he is with them
No. 360952
>>360949This picture disturbs me every time I see it.
This was the "proof" Taylor tried to use to convince her parents that she was living in her dorm, when really she was living with grease in an apartment he was renting.
No. 360955
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>>360949I can't believe she's had that stuffed toy since before Troy was even born wtf.
>Lainey's pile of "stuffies" No. 360973
>>360969Her parents were paying for her schooling, Greg mentioned that her father threatened to stop paying for school unless she stopped seeing Greg when he found out about them being together/Greg knocking his daughter up, so he would've been the one paying for her dorm fees. I'm assuming that, yeah, she let her dad waste thousands paying for her to live in a dorm while she went off and played house with a fucking creepy YouTuber. That's such a selfish, shitty move.
Greg used her father threatening to stop paying for her college as proof that he's just an awful, controlling guy and to paint himself as the lovely hero who stepped in and saved Lainey by covering the costs. It also gave him an opportunity to convince Lainey to cut off her family and isolate her more.
Any normal human being would
1. Be furious that their 17 year old daughter was secretly dating and pregnant by an older guy with a history of underage fuckery
2. Letting him waste his money on something just so she could hide the fact she was living with a fucking creep.
She lied, let him throw his money away and made horrible life choices…but, oh, sure, Gerg, he's an out of control monster. Sure.
No. 360977
>>360942Goddamn this picture is unsettling. Lainey is gripping the shit out of those flowers, Gerg attempts to look sincere by looking into her eyes but she's looking down. He's also grabbing her one hand with both her hands. It's very phony-looking. There's zero love between these two, and if there is, it's horribly superficial and awkward. I'd feel bad if they weren't such pus-filled boils.
>>360949This literally looks like someone's last-known photo.
No. 361002
>>360997…Where am I getting it from? Dude, the videos where he rates bodies, videos where he sees a thicker girl, countless videos, that's where. Time and time again he'll comment on women, women who are like a size 14, and talk about how hot they are. He'll scoff at people when they call objectively overweight women fat and insists you've crossed the line and gone into fat territory when your stomach hangs over your waistband or if you have lots of fat rolls, but as long as they don't have that and have a pretty face, he'll call them hot. As I said before, he's said
multiple times that women are supposed to have at the very least a little belly pooch, that women shouldn't have washboard abs, because it's not feminine or attractive. I just detailed all of this in the very post you're responding to.
On top of that, whenever he
does see women who look like they could be a model or on the cover of Women's Health, he acts repulsed and calls them disgusting and anorexic, that they need to gain weight.
I understand where you're coming from: yes, narcissists want their partners to reflect their social standing and success, they want trophies to show off, they want people to be jealous of them for having a babe girlfriend, but narcissism isn't a one size fits all disorder. For instance, Gerg loves girls who would be considered alt; shitty dyed hair, emo/goth aesthetic, etc. That is not the social ideal. That kinda shits on your "His narcissism dictates that he'll desire a partner with a body deemed perfect according to societies standards" claim.
Plus, Lainey is nowhere near even APPROACHING super babe status. She's cute, at best. Again, just like how not all people are the same, not all narcissists are the same. He's probably more focused on showing off how his partner is utterly devoted to him as a way to convey success and appear impressive.
Jeez.
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Dem eyes…
No. 361025
>>361019I mean, it seems pretty obvious now that you guys mention it that while he
says "Ermergerd, I love me some thicc girls, mmm, big bellies BUT NOT TOO BIG, mmm, front butts", y'all are probably right about it being bullshit since, yeah, all the women (girls, really) in his life end up with eating disorders, plus he gave poor Shiloh grief for being big.
My guess is he's hopping on the body positivity trend and is pandering to the tween girls in his audience who are desperately insecure about the pounds they've piled on during their awkward phase. "Don't worry, your lord and master Onion thinks you're beautiful, I'd still bang you. No, really, I don't care if you're 14, I'd still bang you."
>either that or he's just a sadist who loves punishing women anyway and anyhow, whichever.Haranguing girls about their weight is a classic control method. It breaks down their self esteem and leaves them vulnerable and open to manipulation and other fuckery. Plus, he'd get a sense of control dictating their size and what they eat. For most people, one of the only things you can be certain of is that you have control over your body, hence why Anorexics resort to obsessing over their own; everything else in their life might be chaotic, but at least they can control their body. By taking away somebody else's bodily autonomy, it would give him a great sense of power. It's
fuuuuucked.
No. 361029
>>360942I had no idea she was pregnant, that's so fucked up
>>360997I'm pretty sure greg went after lainey as a rebound to get at Adreinne and Shiloh. I don't believe he ever loved lainey; I bet he loved the feeling of control he had over a retarded fangirl who would do anything for him.
I'm sure he regrets it now. He doesn't like lainey and he prefers his women thin, why else would lainey start starving herself and trying to go all anachan
No. 361037
>>361025So Greg has been exposed so often now, that fucking fat girls is his last resort for that epheb-pussy. Good lord…
Hey Greg. I live 30 mins from you. Mind if I stop by, at your well known address? We can share some tofurkey and have a little chat.
No. 361091
>>360918thats why she's the only one who won.
except for Shiloh now that she's happy and doesn't give a fuck ;) its actually sick she won't even disclose her abuse just because she knows it will give him attention and she just dead the fuck out of him. i hope she lurks, love her now.
No. 361150
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He says every woman are all the same and most do nothing while he does all the work…
And more "I luv mah wifeee!!!!1!2!!1 <3" in the end
No. 361152
Veron is pretty much Shiloh's stalker. It's hard to "warn" someone about a situation you could not possibly have any first hand knowledge of, particularly when nearly all of your evidence is passive aggressive tweeting based on public images rather than personal conversations.
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Anyroad, Greg. I am starting to think he would not actively try to get Lainey to leave him officially, perhaps just demote her from wife to nanny when he finally finds a suitable replacement. Lainey leaving is too much of a risk, what if her father encourages her to go to the courts and poor Greggles has to fork out maintenance payments for his newest lazy, self indulgent ex who he never really loved sexually in the first place ;).
I do feel for Lainey sometimes, even now. She was a fangirl, promised the world, love bombed, adored, and then slowly her identity has been whittled down. Greg has, at times, talked a lot of shit about her past sexual exploits, but she was 17. Heck she's STILL young, and now she has offspring, had her entire identity changed, and appears to be coming to the realisation that she's no longer Greg's chosen one. She's just a broodmare now.
She is his perfect little emotional punching bag.
No. 361155
>>361130 This!
I think it's all an act so he doesn't get girls calling him sexist or whatever the fuck for choosing a skinny girl over a chubby one since body positivity is so in…
to put an end to this "he likes em fat no he doesnt" argument….
He had a fucking skinny pact with his first wife. No. 361167
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She literally asked him to stop talking about her
No. 361168
>>361167"It's up to you now" = "go and bombard her with messages, my little flying monkeys!"
We knew he'd break his word. Just didn't think it would take less than a week.
No. 361186
>>360523I think what the anon's here
>>360509 >>359808were saying was there seems to be a pattern, or rather a certain timing to these events…
No. 361188
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she deleted her beef with onion and posted this
she falls for his lovebombing every single time
No. 361192
>>360909>>360914Onisions words and actions often don't match. He says thin girls are anorexic and he likes big girl's, but then he only dates thin girls or girls he preassures to become thin.
I remember him saying to Shiloh that she was perfect if she only now lost the extra pounds.
He says things to appear morally superior. Just like when he posts unflattering pictures of Lainey and praises them for their beauty.
No. 361195
>>361167oh my fucking god "it's up to you"
he knows exactly what tf he's doing by tweeting that
can somebody just remove him from this world
No. 361227
>>361167Ok but who is writing him daily, and at great numbers, and is an adult. "I can't make fun of Eugenia… my hands are now tied to help those with eating issues." How about you and your wife with a psych degree lead people to some helpful resources when there
triggered or use your YouTube dough to donate to some ED centers if you're so concerned with anorexia. Not getting buttburt because you can't make a video about a girl you're secretly super attracted to and can't control and it drives you insane
No. 361230
>>361227> a girl you're secretly super attracted toSorry but ew… I seriously doubt this is his reasoning.
Eugenia is severely ill. It's like being attracted to a broken swollen bruised whatever - I'm sure there are people who ARE into that, but it doesn't make it any less gross or any less harmful. It's like those feeder fetishists. It's glorifying (mental) illness.
While Greg is all about control and I could see him going all "Misery" on someone, my impression has always been that he's used that poor girl to get views/money off her issues while trying to paint himself as this saint who keeps pushing for her to "get better."
There are actually a lot of youtubers who've spoken about Eugenia, and it was a short Youtube phase, but Greg has harped on it incessantly and never dropped the subject, despite saying he would do so multiple times (at least 3, I believe, and I try to avoid watching his vids so lord only knows).
But attraction? Nah. Greg must know that Eugenia has extremely low energy. He needs victims who have enough energy to do all the things he doesn't want to (including watching the kids, as well as constantly monitoring/stalking people/sites) on top of being able to have sex with him.
He may have fapped to the situation though just because of the distress he's inflicted and attention from her, in that kind of sick mindset of people who become desensitized to normal porn and have to watch really fucked up shit they wouldn't actually
do in order to get their jollies for just a moment. Except factor in the whole socionarc-ness on top of that.
sage for a slew of reasons. hope it made sense tho
No. 361237
>>361236>>He wants to be the one to make her get betterHe also wants her gratitude. This is why I clenched my jaw when he demanded and received a personal request from Eugenia to stop making the videos - it placed him in the position of power, and made her submit a request to her abuser. I KNEW he was mentally masturbating over the power it gave him when she emailed him - that's what he wanted all along, for her to contact him.
I'm sure he doesn't understand - or care- that what he's doing (making videos, tweets about her) is making her worse, or mental torture for her. It gets him attention, which he loves and feels he needs, and he does want her to be grateful to him. He got a taste of that gratitude when she asked him to stop, but all that did was whet his appetite.
No. 361238
>>361227Silly anon he doesn't need to donate actual money, simply posting the link to an ED help centre and making them available for his massive, not-at-all-underaged audience to donate their parents' money to (which they probably won't) is charitable enough~!
>>361230Nayrt but it wouldn't surprise me if her alt look and obvious vulnerability is a turn on for him. I doubt he actually wants to have sex with her or bring her into his Trinity but the whole mentally delicate alt chick who won't fight back against abuse thing is definitely doing something for him. Eugenia even looks a bit like an emaciated Hannah Minx. If she was ugly in the face and/or had a style he wasn't into he probably wouldn't be obsessing over her the way he is. Plenty of anorexics on the internet after all, so why harass this one in particular? He is attracted to her in some warped way, even if he himself would never admit it.
No. 361240
>>361238I'm
>>361230 and definitely agree with what you said in response to me. I didn't think about Hannah. That is a good observation. He's proven to be a sick fuck in other ways, so I wouldn't be surprised, as I also said, if he got off over the situation in some aspect or another.
I don't think he is straight-up attracted to her though, but boy does he love fixating on her body, especialllllyyy her thighs and hip area.
No. 361245
>>361238>Plenty of anorexics on the internet after all, so why harass this one in particular?The real tragedy is that we never got Felice Vs Onion before she disappeared.
>>361167He doesn't even realise what an obsessive weirdo he is. Honestly I'm not surprised that all his fans are so young because he behaves like a preteen online. If it wasn't for his face next to his tweets, I'd assume they were posted by a kid.
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Onion pic of the day
No. 361257
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Onion loves Lolcow
No. 361267
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>>361253With the red hair this is all I see.
No. 361279
>>361253his eyes look so dead and glassy. newsie-looking motherfucker.
this is what he does with his time. just dresses up solo in his greasemansion, taking photos of himself in various costumes and fapping in the shower. what a sad, lonely existence. he's cool to no one but teenagers and socially unfit adults.
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>>361282>>361286>>361291No seriously are they cousins??
No. 361293
>>361291Carrot Top has more facial surgery (implants) and also take roids and works out like crazy (same acne probs tho, from the roids).
Grug is skinnyfat, ugly, and zitty, rather than roided up, ugly, and zitty. That's how you tell the difference.
No. 361326
>>361318I'm super interested in this bc I didn't know this was a thing. I'm a girl with really long hair and I'd be so upset if my S/O wanted me to cut it just for his fetish IF he didn't actually like short haired girls.
So from your experience do you feel like Onionboy instantly regrets the hair cuts after the fact? Like what happens when theres nothing left to cut? (such as Plainey)
Sage for OT
No. 361329
>>361324He's gotten botox in his forehead regularly - that's why his eyebrows have such a "joker" appearance to them. He's trying to smooth the deep creases he's had in his forehead since his teen years, they make him look even older than he is.
He may also have had a photo facial or laser resurfacing during the times he's worn masks in all of his videos for a while. These procedures would be used to reduce pore size and scarring from acne, and would have minimal downtime (the masks may have been used just to cover when his skin was very bad, however.)
We haven't seen him have the kind of downtime involved with a forehead life, nose job, or implants though (and his facial structure hasn't changed in those ways - just the brow flattened a bit.) For anything more than botox or a photo facial / laser resurfacing, he would be unable to make videos at all for a couple weeks - you are super fucked up after nose jobs, implants and lifts. Your entire head is wrapped tightly with splints, you can hardly speak or open your eyes, let alone put a mask over it all and goof off on camera.
Conclusion: no, he hasn't had anything more invasive than injections, peels, etc. His appearance changes are down to injections plus filters, bangs and BRIGHT AS FUCK lights rather than surgery.
No. 361330
>>361318>>361328>>361326are you kidding me lol its a punishment not a kink
hes just power crazy and loves control
No. 361336
>>361328She had pretty long hair, she probably had a significant attachment to it. I highly doubt he never asked her. everyone else had medium to short hair.
I don't think for him hair cutting is some sexual release thing / a "kink" it's mostly just about being an abusive fucker and eliminating competition from other men
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Onion pic #2
No. 361352
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Please tell me these are all lies and the guy's just retarded! Anyone?
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Also, he won't leave Shane alone.
Little does Gretchen know, Shane and his arch nemesis social repose and doing a podcast together in April (highly doubt they're gonna talk about him).
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What a surprise. The greatest ally of LGBT folk everyone. And greg you fetishize bisexuality/lesbians, so of course you deny straight people fetishize it haha.
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Also unsurprisingly, lameo and onion continue to have nothing in common aside from both being annoying manipulative attention seekers.
No. 361449
>>361382>Just use words that are NOT also commonly used in pornTime to restrict anything that uses "Asian" and "Teacher" and every other mundane word that also shows up in porn titles and descriptions.
Also damn, he and Lainey are on totally different pages on this. Yikes.
No. 361513
>>361509Agreed, but not that "lolcow is dead" it's just that since 3 days ago from here
>>360510 and onwards, it feels like anachans, diet-chans and 34"waist-chans have taken over the thread.
Please anons, keep on topic instead of going all over the place with wild speculations - yes, he has fucked up fetishes and you can find discussions on his fetishes in previous threads, there's no need to beat the dead horse over it.
If you're looking for specific information, go to the main /pt board, click "catalog", ctrl and f "Onision", enter the threads, ctrl and f certain "keywords" you're looking for… most of not all questions and discussions have been answered and talked about before.
It's really on you to seek out information yourself rather than depending on oldfags to seek them out for you each and every time you can't be bothered to make the effort, it just creates a cycle of old information circulating around for newfags to derail each new thread with.
>>361512I agree with you too, but whilst I don't mind it at most times - repeat questions that have already been answered and discussed such as this
>>361104 really get annoying after a while.
No. 361518
>>361513Don't like the snarkiness of
>>361509 but fucking this. This isn't PULL, bitches. So please, let's try keeping it like that.
No. 361519
>>361509Why do you say that? Besides stuff like what
>>361513 mentioned in a more helpful and descriptive post.
I do agree that there is no real reason to discuss haircuts at this point. No one is having one or has had one or has been threatened with one since Billie freed herself from the mcmansion. Otherwise idk, I'd rather be laughing in horror than seething in horror.
No. 361524
>>361382>>361449>>361453Gurg constantly uses thumbnails with half-naked women/girls to attract horny teens, and he whines about other people using words common in porn when they're really talking about their sexual orientation/LGBTQ+ issues.
YEA OK, GURG.
No. 361528
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Can we talk about the fact that he's using Hannah Minx as a cashcow, in obscene and unlawful ways when she hasn't been around to defend or say anything for nearly 3 years?
http://onisiondrama.tumblr.com/post/158407975921I know some of you like to ignore certain shit, but come on…
This isn't just "stalker" status (it fucking well is), he's using a woman who no longer has/wants to be a part of the YT community to live her own life.
Talk about this shit, get it out there… this woman isn't even around to defend herself.
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Even Google doesn't like the grease master
No. 361598
>>361528>>361596He probably wishes she would contact him and hopes the videos will make her do that. Then he will make a video about how hannah talked to him. haha. But she never will.
Hes the only person still obsessing over hannah minx. It's also extra weird if they actually "dated" to make that many videos and hire a look alike. Who does that about an "ex". It's one thing to do that about a random youtuber but if you actually dated, only onion would do this weirdo shit.
No. 361623
>>361509>>361512No, this thread turned to shit because
some people shit it up with too much tinfoil,"haircut fetishes" and gerg cosplay.
No. 361632
>>361631ONISION IS SHIT
Soon
Everything he's involved
turns INTO SHIT
It's like his power
No. 361650
>>361634Some children find him funny from what it seems.
Though I don't know how. I'm all for mean spirited jokes and calling people out, but Onision has no wit or analytical skills when it comes to his "jokes" so they're honestly terribly done in the first place.
Hurdurr this chick is fat, this chick is anorexic, look at me dressed like a girl and pretend to be bulimic but said sketch provides no further insight or jokes beyond surface level hurdurr don't want to be fat so I'm going to vomit my dinner up
No. 361730
>>361650He reminds me so much of a sad, unemployed clown for hire… or some washed up, holiday camp entertainer; whose sanity broke once he was caught diddling the kids (his only fans) backstage by a janitor.
He looks the part, acts the part and lives the part in every way, like… your mom would be there watching you like a hawk as he performs his banana shite song onstage and pulls you back once he starts to leer closer, you'd begin with a weird crush on him because he's a silly adult who wears far too much of his wife's makeup to cover his flaws… then that facade cracks once you see his pores up close.
He'd only be "famous" within the holiday camp, but he's let it get to his head and constantly has delusions of grandeur and thinks because he's entertained your kids for 10 minutes; that he's some worldwide, renowned superstar… whenever he doesn't get what he wants, he takes it out on his struggling wife who doubles as his manager and tries to cover up his kiddy fetish whenever he's questioned about it.
At least a holiday camp entertainer would have to get a background check before he was allowed to perform for children… this guy is just a random bum who got lucky before the YouTube bubble burst, no credentials whatsoever; he's never even held a job, has no further education… jumped into the air force for 2/3 years after high school and somehow thinks he's better than everyone else.
No. 361744
>>361623I dunno, I think the guy's "haircut fetish" theory might hold some weight. Fetishes (not kinks, everybody has some kind of kink, fetishes are different) are all, when you break them down, about power/control or loss of power/control. Greg's fucking obsessed with power and control, as we all know, so he may very well get off on forcing his partners to cut their hair. The one thing many people feel they have control over is their body and women tend to have a strong attachment to their hair, so what better way to feel all powerful than to force your girlfriend/wife to shear off their hair, to take away their control over their own body, take away something they're attached to and take away their ability to feel beautiful. We already knew he loves to defeminize his partners and he loves controlling his partner's diets/weight, so it's not exactly outlandish. The haircut fetish thing ties into the mindset we already know he has.
I worked as a Domme (professional dominatrix) for a year and while this is the first I'd ever heard of haircut fetishes, it doesn't surprise me considering
anything can be a fetish. People assume getting off on a fetish means you're fapping or shlicking to something, in this case, Gerg would be fapping to Shiloh getting her head shaved against her will, but it's a mental thing, it's all about how it makes them
feel.
So, again, it's not exactly farfetched to imagine he's, mentally and emotionally, getting off on the power/control that bullying and punishing his partners with ugly haircuts allows him. It could even be a subconscious sort of fetish. I dunno, again, it does sound plausible to me.
No. 361749
>>361744It is fair to say he does have a thing about cutting women's hair to the point of defeminising them. We have 3 examples: Shiloh, Lainey and Billie.
Shiloh said that while she did want her hair somewhat shaved, not to the point that it was done. Lainey doesn't even identify as female anymore (whether that is down to Greg or not is debatable). Lastly, Billie was told to shave her head as punishment which is pretty telling, especially in relation to the Shiloh saga.
I'm not sure if he would jack off per say, but he is really into having control over women and their looks and I think it's more of a psychological control than a sexual one.
No. 361750
>>361749>I'm not sure if he would jack off per say, but he is really into having control over women and their looks and I think it's more of a psychological control than a sexual one.Right, but I addressed that. Fetishes are sexual in nature, but not everybody with a fetish gets sexual gratification through their fetish by masturbating, it
is more psychological in nature. It's a weird mix of psychological and sexual in the way that one with a fetish will get off sexually on a mental level, but not necessarily physically.
Like, when I worked as a Domme, there'd be clients who'd want Forced Feminization aka grown men who want to be "forced" into wearing female clothing, wigs, makeup, etc. or there were guys who liked being tied up and bound in intricate ways that would make one feel super claustrophobic. Due to their fetish, the experiences that anybody else wouldn't consider sexual would have a strong sexual connotation for them and the experience
alone would be sexually gratifying. I worked with Dommes who had clients who'd jerk themselves off during/at the end of sessions, but I actually never once had a client who even
asked if they could do that (I'd have said no anyway, since ew and it's illegal).
I had a client who just wanted to have his neck held in classic, wrestling leg locks (obviously more sexual in nature, having your head/neck squeezed between a woman's thighs) and, at the end of the sessions, he was just in a fantastic mood, smiling ear to ear, paid me and left.
That's the thing about fetishes, it's so hard for "normal" people to imagine something sexual that doesn't involve a typical, physical act like masturbation or penetration. The pleasure derived from being dominated or from dominating is all psychological and emotional. So it really could be plausible for Greg to have a haircut fetish where he derives some kind of sexual pleasure from the act of dominating and humiliating his partner by forcing them to cut their hair without actually indulging in some sort of physical release.
Sage for going OT and blogposting
No. 361751
>>361745Nope, I have no interest in her.
>>361583Why the fuck does he keep wearing suspenders over baggy t=shirts? He looks like a special needs kid, the haircut, the skinnyfat build… he legit looks retarded.
I mean, I'm glad his fashion-sense is finally reflecting his personality - but I can't help but cringe everytime I see him in this get up, moreso than usual too.
No. 361752
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>>361751You never go full retard.
No. 361768
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lmao she tweeted this then deleted it. Also she posted more of her overpriced used clothes on poshmark.
No. 361775
>>361768>>361773Okay, first of all, this song is fucking terrible. Secondly, this is the epitome of the "my boyfriend treats me like shit, it's fucking over and now I'm wallowing in heartache" music teenagers listen to (well, I listened to Elliott Smith for that, but Lainey has shit taste) so…yeah, I'm guessing Gurg reeled her back in with the lovebombing when he realized his smol space prince wasn't a happy camper, then reverted back to his typical trash self once he knew he'd hooked her and she's
pissed. She won't leave, though, the bitch has no backbone. She's like if jellyfish could be even more boring and androgynous.
Here's the song with lyrics if anybody wants to listen to Lainey's ~pain~ manifested in the form of music.
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No. 361778
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No. 361780
>>361776Yeah, I just checked it and he's just…this is typical Onion sperging. Shitty,
shitty jokes and surveys. I don't see any milk.
He's probably cackling at his own…sigh…jokes as he taps them out and posts them on Twitter while Plainey sits at the other end of the couch, ignored, wrapped in a blanket, weeping and listening to god awful music about hurt feelings.
No. 361781
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No. 361784
>>361775Don't insult jellyfish like that, anon. Jellies are pretty and have contributed greatly to science. Lainey (which my phone corrects to "Laundry") has contributed exactly nothing to the world. Shitting out babies with a deranged narcissist for a father doesn't count, at least not in a positive way.
She's not even venting on twitter properly like a real person would. Instead she's tweeting suggestive song lyrics from shit songs and getting uppity when people wonder if that means anything. How does this pretentious airbag have fans? It really boggles me. I can sort of see how Grease appeals to retarded edgelord preteens. Who does Laundry appeal to?
No. 361785
>>361775Lol that song sounds like its describing her shit with onion boy, but its lameo so she aint gonna do anything but post depressing song lyrics then deny it means anything. It's like she knows onion is complete and utter shit, but she will continue to support him and allow him to treat everyone like shit but she only cares when hes treating her like shit. When hes treating other people like shit and lovebombing her she gets this smug look in all her pictures with him.
And people usually post a line from a song they are relating to so no one falls for her its just a song bs. It's not like shes tweeting some catchy line in a song. She picked a specific line that she related to.
>>361779Hah. Hes still
triggered when anyone says LOL BE MAD since hes reminded he lost billie who he prefers over lameo.
No. 361788
>>361782Dude, I KNOW, right? I fucking hate the guy and his wife, but just ONCE I'd like to see them post some pictures of them taking a trip to Mexico or some shit. Hell, even a day trip to a nearby city,
something. Instead Lainey's just locked up in the fucking mcmansion with two kids, sighing and weeping, while Greg dresses up in suits, does his makeup, tries on various wigs and might take a 4-wheeler for a spin around the yard. It's fucking
bizarre.
Even when I was young and my family was broke as fuck, my parents figured out ways for us to have
some kind of vacation: road trips, staying in shitty, cheap as fuck beach towns, etc. They're great memories, I had such a great time because when you're a kid, even going out and eating breakfast at a diner and jumping around in the ocean is a fucking
blast.
But, nope, Troy just gets to stare at him mom crying and his dad taking selfies in anime wigs, sometimes witnessing his parents getting into fights with random teen lovers and never goes anywhere interesting. The kid's brain is probably atrophying.
No. 361789
>>361787Yes, you post screenshots and laugh at cows, but with the screenshots you're posting, there's nothing to laugh
at, this is Gurg in his typical state. This is Gurg on any given day. You're posting these as if they're something of note, as if you're contributing updates regarding Onion milk, but it's just Gerg's pathetic attempt at humor. It's the epitome of milkless.
No. 361792
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>>361749I don't think it's a stretch to say it's a fetish at all, after all he did it to Shiloh during sex. Bringing back what she wrote about it, look at how he told her.
No. 361797
>>361791>>361788Lol i always remember during one of the couple tag videos or whatever onion indicated he didnt know lainey's dream vacation spot and she said i've literally told you a million times and showed you hotels there. it's fiji. lmao. yeah girl, you're never going to fiji or anywhere besides onion's couch on onion's dime.
Lameo doesn't matter, but its really sad these kids aren't gonna get to go on fun vacations or road trips or anything. Onion thinks having a "super fun house" with a "fun basement" is vacation enough.
No. 361798
>>361789Different anon, but then don't read the thread? Do you expect people to not post anything just because there's not much going on? I was interested in the screenshots, go complain somewhere else.
>>361778'British people teeth' right after 'LOL BE RAD'–I'd say he's still stalking Billie, she's flirting with this British weed youtuber right now and they're talking about her visiting.
No. 361799
>>361789he compared his humour to physical abuse, still is subtweeting billie and being salty, and did what farmers predicted in asking how to get his videos unrestricted after shitting all over lgbtq videos. but youre right, absolutely NOTHING of note and its definitely not funny to watch him be a total idiot and alienate half his fans.
saged because I shouldnt even have to justify posting onions dumbass tweets in his thread. people post way dumber shit thats even more irrelevant.
No. 361801
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Speaking of britfags (sorry if I offend any British farmers here)…
No. 361802
>>361797I was just about to mention that. Having a significant other who doesn't want to leave his house seems already like a torture to me..Oh but he is also an emotionally abusive narcissist.
I wonder if Lainey still holds onto the dreams she had about their future when their relationship first began. I mean how else does she not get the urge to pack her bags and leave?
No. 361816
>>361802She gets the urge, but besides spending a few nights at a friends house during Cuddlegate, that's the most she'll do. The second she grows anything resembling a backbone, Grease starts lovebombing the
shit out of her.
It's typical of abusive relationships; when they first started dating, he blasted her with compliments, showered her with attention and other shit…the aforementioned lovebombing…making her feel like the most special girl (sorry, agendered space prince) in the world and reeled her in. Once he knew he had her in his pocket, he slowly started to test boundaries, testing to see how much of his shitty behavior she'd put up with and then slowly started to introduce more and more abusive behavior. Like a frog in a boiling pot of water, it's so gradual change that she doesn't even realize it's happening and it creates a new "normal" in the relationship. Then when shit gets really bad, when he pushes too far and she's had enough of his abuse, lies, manipulation and whatnot, he reverts back to the loving, sweet, doting version that she first fell in love with.
She wants THAT guy, the guy she fell for, and is hoping that every time she puts her foot down and calls him on his shit that he'll go back to being "sweet Greg", but she needs to get it through her head that "sweet Greg" never fucking existed. It was an act, everything he did during the honeymoon phase was a lie and the shitty, absent, abusive man she's married to now is the
real Greg.
It's textbook narc abuser fuckery and she's the textbook narc abuser partner. She's such a stereotype that it's a joke. It'd be easy to feel bad for her, knowing he groomed her with lovebombing and other shit from
such a young age and isolated her from any outside support system, but she's become so complicit in his fucked up behavior that it's impossible to feel any sympathy for her.
No. 361819
>>361816Samefag.
My best guess is that he'd have to beat the shit out of her or the kids for her to seriously contemplate leaving. It's easy for her to say "He's not abusive" because the verbal and emotional abuse have been so normalized within that fucked up compound they live in, but if he took it to a physical level and did something like break her arm, that might cross the line and prompt her to leave because it'd suddenly make it "real abuse" in her mind. "Might" being the key word. I have a feeling that even if he fucking decked her in front of the kids, she'd just spend a week elsewhere, cry on the phone to her parents and friends and then he'd woo her back with promises to never do it again.
I'm hoping to god that if he ever abused the kids, her motherly instincts would kick in and she'd have enough sense to prioritize their safety and wellbeing, but…I dunno, my mom was a social worker and I've heard countless stories of women who
still wouldn't leave even after their man did unthinkable shit to the kids. Man, their whole situation just depresses the shit out of me.
No. 361820
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Restricted results left. Unrestricted right.
kek.
No. 361837
>>361826The thing is, if she had visible marks and other evidence of physical abuse, her parents could document it and the cops would put it in a report, but it'd totally be on Lainey to press charges and we all know she wouldn't. Also, since she's an adult, her parents can't make her do anything, they can't forcibly make her leave Greg.
That's why he went about dating her the way he did when she was still a minor; He groomed her, lovebombed her, impregnated and married her and only allowed it to all be public knowledge once it was too late for her parents to step in and stop it. It's so fucked. He also used their concern for their daughter against them by telling teenage Lainey something like "They're trying to keep us apart because they don't respect or trust you, they think you're too immature!
I respect you,
I get that you're mature!" which is going to totally appeal to a teenager. UGHH.
So, yeah, Gerg went out of his way to make sure her parents couldn't make her stop seeing him and to make Lainey distrust/resent them so she won't take any of their advice.
If he physically abused her or the kids and she told her parents, they could call social services, but social services goes out of their way to keep families together despite their reputation for breaking them apart. If Lainey didn't tell them "Yes, my husband is abusive", which I'm sure she wouldn't, and they didn't see obvious signs of constant abuse and neglect, they'd probably leave the family be. They'd see that Greg has money, a roof over their head, food to fill their bellies, toys and I'm sure he'd put on a big "I'm such a loving father and husband, there's been some kind of misunderstanding…" act for the caseworker. I just made myself even more bummed out.
No. 361874
>>361856Yeah, I think I remember Richie mentioning that. He said Onion was crying and begging Billie to stay when he took her to the airport during one of the times she was being sent away, that he offered to leave Lainey+the kids to be with her, but I'm almost certain Billie shut it down. If that's how it went down, hooo, Grease calling Billie a homewrecker is
fucked. It was already fucked up as it is, but knowing that he offered to abandon his family to start life anew with a 19 year old girl and now has the nerve to call
her the homewrecker is just…jfc.
>>361845I agree. I think, at this point, it's a matter of pride for her. She feels like the whole world is waiting with bated breath for their marriage to fall apart and she's staying with this guy to prove to herself that she didn't majorly fuck up and to prove "teh haturz" wrong…which is a seriously stupid reason to stay married to someone. I understand not wanting your kids to be from a "broken home", but jfc, having divorced parents is infinitely better than growing up in that environment. She needs to suck up her pride and realize her parents saying "Told you so" isn't the worst thing in the world, that getting out and raising your kids in a home where there aren't teen fucktoys coming and going, where a barely legal girl might end up chained to a wall in the basement, where the unhappiness is almost tangible, that's 1000x more important than proving to everyone you didn't make a mistake. I hope she leaves ASAP, goes to therapy, deals with the years of mindfucking Grease has done and moves on with her life.
No. 361882
>>361783He tries to shut down everyone who presents proof that his demographic is underage. Age restricted videos shouldn't be of any real concern to him if the majority of his audience is 18+, right?
He knows his audience is mostly underage and impressionable, so more likely to worship him, and wants their preteen money.
No. 361897
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>>359972 by inventing laptops, he means that he will probably make the initial design of it and then hand the blueprints to some Chinese company to make it for him.
It's probably going to be poorly made and built. pic related
No. 361915
>>361910Keem: "So, ON THE UPSIDE OF THINGS, Mr. Onision has lost a ton of money."
lol
No. 361921
>>361910When did this demonetization happen?
If Greg knew about it before the "debate", then he knew he couldn't make any more off harassing Eugenia anyway, and forced her to ask him to stop making his videos just because he's a power hungry dick.
No. 361949
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I remember the ONE example sarah and lainey gave on a younow about how lainey supposedly doesnt take gerg's shit was when he wanted to watch something but lainey didnt so she said they were gonna watch something else or something along those lines. Is that the talking back? lmao. I bet he actually wants lameo to talk back to him because he loves arguing and conflict. He always needs someone hes arguing with it or starting drama with and hes running out of people.
No. 362009
>>361837Is this how the law operates in WA? Where I live (outside US), it's the police who press charges and set up an interim AVO (restraining order). It's made very clear that the victim has no say in whether charges are pressed and whether the AVO goes to a magistrate to be potentially extended to a year or have conditions amended.
Leaving it up to an abuse victim, especially where children are involved, seems like a terrible idea.
Is a police report alone enough for CPS to do anything to protect the kids?
No. 362019
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Onion writing some "deep" poetry/lyrics on twitter. Sounds like there's trouble in paradise and onions trying to act like he knows hes so wrong and terrible and makes the same mistakes over and over. Guessing lainey and him fought when she "talked back".
Part of me thinks hes mocking lainey's use of "deep" song lyrics to convey her feelings lmao.
No. 362027
>>362023Wtf don't they have enough money?
Why don't they donate their crappy Walmart clothes to Salvation Army or some other charity?
No. 362032
>>362027Maybe the money from the sold shirts and shit is taylors allowance?
If she sells enough of those greasy shirts she may be able to leave grease kek
No. 362034
>>361792"A 2008 study in the Journal of Emergency Medicine suggested that the risks of an attempted homicide increase about sevenfold for women who have been strangled by their partner. The study also found that 43 percent of women murdered in domestic assaults, and 45 percent of victims of attempted murder, had been strangled by a partner in the previous year. "
If Onion doesn't snap and choke a woman/girl to death one day I'll eat my hat.
>>361801Who
triggered him with their English accents? What English girl has he been rejected by? I've always wondered
No. 362040
>>361744>>361749I agree with this
>>361623 and think it's pretty irrelevant and inconsequential to the larger picture.
>>361792There's no deeper meaning to it, he's just an asshole.
No. 362045
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>>362023Who would pay $20+ for this nasty thing? Save your money, people.
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>>362045Pics of the inside 1/2
No. 362056
>>361352>>361353Today on: Things That Never Happened.
He does this periodically, so far - everyone from his town thinks he looks like an teenage A-lister superstar… he likes to post about it on social media in hopes that his young, braindead fans will chime in and agree with the imaginary people in his head.
No. 362063
>>362023Could they atleast vacuum the damn floor before plopping the clothing on it ? And iron out the clothing so it at least looks presentable.
I lowkey hope Onion is selling a wack of Lainey's stuff in a slow attempts to get rid of her. Its much easier to throw people out if they have no possessions within the house..
No. 362097
>>362037>selling them for more than you bought it for is plain ridiculous.Plainey thinks she and Garg are *~celebrities~*
>>362092Lel, no wonder they are selling those Walmart shirts, YouTube hasn't been bringing money lately it seems.
Why doesn't Grug sell his Tesla? He only drives it to the nearest Taco Bell anyways
No. 362100
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Greg you are so hot and young looking!!!!
No. 362103
>>362092How is he fucking surprised though?
He's made zero new content for the past 8 years - his videos center around "comedy" skits such as badly dressing up and spazzing out in front of the camera in his greasetomb, rating girls and women's bodies, talking about how "honest" and "factual" he is, stalking his exes and other YT'ers, inappropriately and creepily talking about his sex life and how much Lainey cries, embarrassingly giving grade 7 level commentary on social and political issues and… that's it.
That's all it's ever been with him and he continues to wash, rinse and repeat the same old shit and his retarded mind still can't figure out why he's not attracting new subscribers.
Dear lord.
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Fall of Chucky.
No. 362111
>>362046>>362047this is…..embarrassing……
>>362108so much for that mud mask huh
No. 362116
>>362108He absolutely deserves for all of his channels to become irrelevant and die. Especially with how he was JUST saying that LGBT YT was freaking out over nothing, that "gay" and "lesbian" are pornographic terms so they shouldn't be surprised by the restriction.
Greg, nearly all of your content can be summed down to a grown man in a party city wig humping the bible to be ~edgy~. Are you seriously surprised that Youtube doesn't want advertisers to support your content? Lmao.
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It's like his forehead is downsloping and his face is melting off after being thrown acid to it. -shudders-
Saged for posting the (almost) same damn pic
No. 362124
>>362108damn this is the worse i've seen him in a long time. the loss of money must be killing him, which is probably why he is selling everything he can.
the reason for the loss of views, but likes being steady is simply. he's probably getting the same amount of fan girls coming to his videos and swooning over him, but people that are only interested in his drama/ click bait are 100% over it and don't want to feed him money anymore. those people aren't liking his videos, if anything they dislike them and move on.
No. 362125
>>362108Oh my god, how can somebody lack so much self awareness? How can one person be so oblivious? Grease, it's age restriction. Your content is only going to appeal to teens and age restriction is shutting that down. If there is a mark on your channel, gosh, what could it be? What could the mark be? Haranguing a severely sick girl for views? Preying on your audience for underage puss? Being accused of insane, abusive behavior? YT isn't gonna want to promote a creepy fucking ephebophile, they don't want to promote a batshit insane abuser and you just creep everybody out, dude. Plus, I mean, fuck the content is dated and horrible. It's so. fucking. bad.
You're fucked, your channels are fucked. Thank god.
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>>362108Such great news. Tonight we feast on Grease tears!!
No. 362154
>>362117Getting his eyebrows shaped in a flattering way would be way more beneficial to his face than the makeup he piles on.
sage for non contribution. I'm just surprised it never occurred to him considering how vain he is.
No. 362168
>>362167I would love to see the utter shit fest of Greg going out to the real world for a job. I can't see him getting anything other than a part-time minimum wage job, but even then he'd have zero ability to handle having a supervisor/manager. His god complex would wreck havoc on that poor McDonalds.
The military would be his best bet, considering Lainey and the kids would get benefits- but he's already shit the bed on that one, too.
No. 362172
>>362102I loled.
>>362150I loled again.
>>362168Can you imagine him explaining his CV in an interview? "I embarrassed myself by dressing up as a banana and singing about it on camera, then built a career on it and continued to be a banal cunt, except when I was abusing and traumatising young girls. But I'm also perfect, a genius, and always right in every way, even when I'm wrong. You're just lucky I'm greasing (heh) you with my presence, you fucking peasant."
No. 362180
>>362097Because Gurg doesn't actually own his Tesla and either has a car loan or a leasing agreement.
>>362124It's funny in a horrifying way because Gurg, being a actual sociopath and social predator, has the highest potential to turn into a complete horrorcow. He's three or four breakdowns away from a triple homicide and charing his cell with Nick Bate. Remember, he already took a pic of himself lying on his garage with his AR (and probably muzzle sweeping his wife holding the camera in the process).
Expect him to do some seriously stupid shit as Youtube tursn off the shekel spigot for him and pressure starts mounting.
No. 362185
>>362167I'm not entirely sure, he'd have to sell the Mcmansion for certain… it makes me wonder if that's one of the reasons why he's only ever sparsely decorated a few rooms over the past five years, but maybe I'm giving him too much credit by assuming he has the ability to think that far ahead.
He couldn't of been stupid enough to think that his "celebrity YT status and career" was going to last much longer than a decade; it's been in decline as every year goes by and there's proof of that out there with screenshots people have periodically taken of his YT analytics and rankings. He's never even made any effort to extend his reach outside of YT, he's never even bothered to improve any skills either like being able to compose music, producing, writing or directing low-budget movies, designing websites for people or even leaving the fucking house - it's all half-assed "work" and "art" you see teenagers post on places like Deviantart, he's not going anywhere.
No work experience either, no credentials, no worthwhile achievements, he purposely got himself discharged from the Air Force around a decade ago… that's not even to mention; his online track record in regards to his shitty behaviour and very shady dealings/borderline criminal activity with teenagers online.
No self-respecting business is going to want to employ him, the best he can probably hope for is helping out some poor immigrant by cutting onions for their burgers in the back of a takeaway van.
No. 362187
>>362179>>slathered with criscoIt's rape seed oil.
This is why we dubbed him "Greaselord" and any other synonymous title in relation to that.
It wasn't just to describe his loathsome personality and slimy nature, he is grease incarnate - inside and out.
Sort of like that Junji Ito manga… except, this is real life.
No. 362192
>>362190I'm thoroughly convinced that half of those views were clicked on through "recommended" side bar links from watching other YT'ers, are simply bots or he's buying views.
I can't imagine anyone outside of his fanbase wanting to spend more than 30 seconds on any of his videos. His views just don't add up to the sparse amounts of interaction he actually gets on his social media outside of YT. Most of the replies he ever gets on Twitter are made by people who hate him and outside of that; he gets less than 2k retweets and less than 3k likes even on the "best" of his spergy, controversial tweets.
Same with his Facebook page, he can't hit over 1k likes at any given time.
No. 362196
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>>362193I don't understand it either, but he's definitely dropping like a fly…
Does anyone remember what happened in July-Oct '16 that made him spike up and drop so suddenly like that?
No. 362201
>>362197Nice one, anon… this seems to be around the time Cuddlegate 2.0 happened and it was the last time he allowed Lainey to vent publically online, shortly afterwards she created the alternate private account.
Just an additional question though, was this around the time that he was hardcore trolling Eugenia as well, or was that way before then? I just find it a bit strange that he'd peak and drop so extremely over Lainey having her second public breakdown as it barely spiked and dropped during Cuddlegate 1.0.
>>362199Nah, the above anon has it… Billie broke up with him after Halloween (the start of November) and the spike and drop happened before the 16th - so the above situation could most likely be in relation to it.
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>>362173>>362176gerg's future, liver spots and all
No. 362207
>>362199>> Billie broke up with him after Halloween (the start of November) Oops, I meant to say Billie visited for the last time (with Ayalla) around Halloween, then they bailed just a few days after… he and Billie broke up for the last time around the first week of November, so it wasn't any time before the 16th of October.
Sorry, I didn't mean for any confusion.
No. 362216
>>362185Dude has zero foresight and never learns from his mistakes…which happens to be a typical trait of narcs and psychopaths. I think he's truly mentally incapable of thinking beyond the here and now and not acting impulsively, despite seeing how it's damaged his professional reputation throughout the years. All he cares about is feeding his basic desires
now and then whines like a punk bitch later, blaming whoever, this time shadowy YouTube execs, instead of stopping to analyze his own behavior and realize the shit he's been doing all of his life isn't benefiting him in any fucking way. He's all about FAX N LOGIC, yet CONSTANTLY gives into his emotions.
Like, a normal, healthy adult would've weighed the pros and cons of outing all of their ugly, personal drama for views and realized that putting 10 years of reputation damaging information online…where it will stay forever…is not fucking worth a spike in adsense money when a YouTube career is not something you can rely on financially in the long term. Any normal, healthy FATHER would think "What can I do to make sure I'm bringing in money to support my family 10 years down the line, not just this month?", but he can only think "This month I'll stir up shit with ____ and that'll rake in some cash."
It's so fucking exasperating, but at the same time, sooo satisfying to see him get his comeuppance. He's fucked. He hasn't set up any contingency plan, he hasn't developed any skills outside of "Infamously Creepy YouTuber and Internet Embarrassment", Lainey doesn't even have any work experience to put on her resume so it's not like she can finally get the fuck out of the house and help to bring in some money. Plus, I feel like his unstable ego couldn't handle not being the sole breadwinner, it would take away from his sense of power and control if everybody around him wasn't relying on him for money.
Lainey said she didn't want to leave due to her own lack of finances and stayed because Grease could support her and the children, but if he's not bringing in any money, does this mean she'll bail? God, is he still paying Skye's alimony? Ooof, he's so fucked.
No. 362217
>>362108Grease needs to stop pretending that he does youtube for anything other than money and exposure. He brings up the whole "m-muh suicide attempt" in which he declares life would be worth living if he dedicated himself to…making internet videos? He doesn't explain much further than that, so I guess life was REALLY that shitty in Korea for him put a gun to his head, but then thought of fuckin YouTube and changed his mind.
Ever since he got his feet off the ground with his banana video, he's copied that same algorithm for success every time. He relies on being outlandish, offensive, or dramatic to pull in viewers– and for the first time in ten years it's dawning on him that people can't watch the same content for years without moving on? I know he strokes his own ego with the "quality" content he spends every day producing, but his focus has always been quantity. He'll point to his five or six YouTube channels, all uploading a video every day, as an amazing feat of productivity and other youtubers couldn't POSSIBLY put the same effort forward that HE does! But overall it's shit.
He's mad that Jenna Marbles can make a video about her dog and get millions of views while he's left in the dust with a mere 100k (if that). He tries to think rationally, that if he produces more then he will by default have more success, but in the process loses any sort of quality control he might be barely grasping on to. And he has no self-awareness.
Like the thought of maybe these other youtubers get more views because they're more likable/funny/produce better videos will NEVER come across his mind. His ego has been unchecked for years and it's finally catching up to him.
Can't wait to see cuckyMcfucky take my order at the local McDs tho.
No. 362219
>>362216>>Lainey said she didn't want to leave due to her own lack of finances and stayed because Grease could support her and the children, but if he's not bringing in any money, does this mean she'll bail?She could start looking for an internship in her field, and start working within the next year or two. A psychologist at a decent private group practice will make a reasonable living, even if they're just a L.C.S.W. and don't have a masters or PhD. But she'd have to be not lazy, so we'll call this optimistic. And Greg would die without financial control over her; he'd demand to handle any money she makes anyway.
>>God, is he still paying Skye's alimony?Yes, but it's not much. $1k / month, and he gets it all as a tax write off. As an independent contractor his tax rate is super high (they take like 40%).
No. 362222
>>362217It's always driven me insane that he cites the fact he uploads daily, as if churning out a ton of garbage is far more worthy of admiration and asspats than putting out a small amount of quality content. I'm not a fan of Idubbbz, but I remember him talking about how much time and effort he put into his Keemstar Content Cop, e.g. staying up all night to paint that Keem gnome. Then Greg gets all pissy and makes little digs at Ian, scoffing at his popularity like a petty, jealous bitch when he could instead learn a thing or two from him.
It's so weird that he mentions how Leafy blew up "for some reason" and then became unpopular after some time "for some reason", as if this is all due to the machinations of biased, finicky YouTube execs rather than Leafy blowing up because of idiot fangirls and then jumping the shark due to a combo of the Content Cop episode, acting like a dramawhore/fucking dick and because people noticed that he just
churned out a ton of garbage instead of uploading better quality vids at a slower rate. For a guy who prides himself on his business sense, it's staggering that he can't see the similarities between himself and Leafy. It's baffling that he's blind to the fact that people
really dislike content creators who obviously put jack shit effort into their videos. People resent laziness and shitty behavior. He got away for it for so long because his teen fans have zero taste and because he had a certain je ne c'est quois for igniting outrage, but now even that shtick is tired as fuck. It's really something to watch a guy be so fucking arrogant about his "creativity" while completely unable to come up with a new format, even if his life depends on it.
No. 362230
>>362225A LCSW does not have to work as a social work, which does not pay very much. They can also provide individual therapy, or counseling services for employment, or coaching.
I used to see a therapist with a LCSW cert only. She charged more than $200 / hour and had a full, out of network, private practice. I also used a career coach who was a LCSW (came from a social work background) and she charged $400 / hour for career counseling, no insurance, just straight cash.
It's not impossible for Lainey to make good money if she's smart, with her current degree. But she's not smart.
No. 362232
>>362230Right, she really could work on getting certified (if that's required in WA) while working another job, like as a normal social worker, in the meantime. Every therapist I've had has been an LCSW and they were charging my insurance about $100 a session. Depending on the state you live in and it's standard of living, you could absolutely support a family of four with that kind of work. However, like
>>362220 said, Lainey would definitely need a shit ton of therapy herself before being qualified to counsel anybody else. I could see her being deluded enough to believe she's perfectly qualified, in terms of mental hygiene, to be helping others and that scares me. Like, if she had a patient who was a young teen girl, being groomed by an older man, Lainey would probably say "Oh, that's fine, society places an unfair stigma on those kinds of relationships, but MY marriage worked out just fine!"
Yikes.
No. 362233
>>362231Where are we talking about her recently? I haven't seen it for a couple of days.
If that's the case, stop bringing her up - she's not relevant here.
No. 362234
>>362232Samefag.
Also, Lainey has some fucked up issues with boundaries after years of being with Greg, she'd probably develop really,
really unhealthy and inappropriate relationships with certain patients. Having strong, set boundaries as a therapist is huge and she'd…she would be shit at that. Hell, I could even see her grooming younger patients at the behest of Grease, targeting vulnerable people and being like "Oh, I can save you from your abusive family, I'll take you in, you can come stay with us" like she did with Sarah and then, bam, some poor 16 year old who's fleeing an abusive situation is sucked into the trinity.
Obviously this is all hypothetical, but…it's pretty easy to imagine.
No. 362247
>>362217He brands himself for years as the most hated/villain of youtube, and wonders why people would rather watch jenna marbles? Yeah because she is likeable, something you refused to try to be? So many youtubers don't make that great of content, but they are likeable and funny, so people watch them for their personality. Also shitting on your fans for years and not being appreciative of them probably didn't help. Theres a reason so many youtubers thank and appreciate their fanbase and go to events to meet them. It keeps and grows their audience. Idiot.
Onion thinks his content is so marvelous he can just be an asshole and people will watch him. You are not talented in anyway for thousands of people to overlook your awful personality.
>>362224>>362230You can be a social worker (case management stuff and other jobs) but not a licensed one providing therapy without a masters, then generally two years after working to accumulate hours and then taking a licensing exams to be a LCSW. It's not that easy to be a LCSW.
But there are jobs she could do with a psych degree, whether or not its related to her degree. But shes not gonna do it.
No. 362271
>>362231He tries to hide that he has kids as it fucks with the image he thinks he has. Everyone knows he has them. He doesn't show them, so why revert to full denial? The answer is 'teen girls'.
>>362233Joy has her own thread in snow. It's pretty active at the moment.
No. 362292
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But Gerg, you are the school shooter.
No. 362305
>>362296in gerg's failbook, a "jock" named Jason ended up tackling the school shooter but then randomly turned into a massive asshole signing autographs and taking photos outside the school after the shooting.
then gerg's enoby self-insert beat him and 3 other jocks up because "he touched my girlfriend's ass."
ugh i could go on and on about the horrors of that bullshit but i won't.
sage for stones to abbigerg
No. 362311
>>362173that fucking divot in his forehead
it looks like the doctors used forceps on him to yank him out of the womb and left a permahole
kek
No. 362324
>>362222Such a good point.
Shitty videos cut it in 2013, but in 2017 there are thousands of YouTubers who create high quality videos attributed always to a higher production value than what Gurg does. Good YouTubers put a lot of time and money into creating interesting, funny, creative and aesthetically pleasing videos. Greg almost always films in his house, with cheap Walmart costumes and focuses on his shitty opinions.. He had so many years to gradually improve his video quality. He's so glued to YouTube that he can obviously see successful YouTubers filming cities with drones while fitting music they paid for the rights to use plays in the background.
He's so dumb.
No. 362329
>>362305top lel
I tried reading his book (free PDF available somewhere on the net) but it's unreadable garbage and I couldn't get further than the first 2 pages.
No. 362331
>>362296School shootings were in BOTH of his books let's not forget! 'This is Why I Hate You' had one in it too. Dude is obsessed with them which is creepy in itself tbh.
>>362329They're awful. I only got through it because I watched someone read both of them and rip them (and Gurg) apart.
No. 362337
>>362331Gerg was 14 when Columbine happened. His teenage edgy probably thought it was so cool.
Problem is, he never matured and he still has that same teenage edgy mindset.
No. 362342
>>362331>>362337That's honestly excessive. Why write TWO books with that topic in it and now hes mentioning it again? He doesn't even go to school anymore and hasn't for many many years. In what scenario would he even be around a school to save it from a school shooter? Either his own kids or hes waiting for his new teen girlfriend to be done with classes?
He probably just wishes he was some hero that everyone praises and idolizes for doing something amazing, but it's creepy how he keeps fantasizing about a school shooting and not any other scenarios.
>>362329lol i just read a short part of the school shooting part and it's ridiculous. It's like he doesn't know how real human beings act and every other sentence is about how the dude's mind is focused on saving abbi, ignoring every other human he could help lmao. idk how anyone got through that whole thing.
No. 362343
>>362292I think it'd be really cool if Gurg were an hero too.
Actually I think this is a distinct possibility if his YT career is really over and I feel strangely uncomfortable about that. I just wanted him to stop abusing and exploiting young women and harassing people. Beyond that I don't give a shit what videos teens watch. Why does he have to be such an irredeemable dick instead of getting his shit together?
No. 362359
>>362343I'm perfectly happy with him bombing, I've been rooting for him to crash and burn for years; maybe with the newfound boredom he'll either off himself, end up in prison or get off his ass and actually seek help for his mental illnesses.
Either way, I've not even got an ounce of sympathy for him… he had years to sort himself out, instead he got the utmost pleasure in hurting others and demanded everyone to respect him for it.
No. 362363
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Just a quick update on Sarah if anyone was curious as to how she is doing after leaving la casa de la grasa behind… hopefully, it's safe to say she's moving on now and experiencing life as teenagers are meant to be experiencing it.
Good for you, Sarah.
Good. For. You.
Enjoy.
No. 362376
>>362196Huh, hold up a darn minute! I've just realised; if you look at when the spike and plummet happened… it was only on the main channel "Onision" that he owns; yet that same spike and plummet didn't occur so extremely in views and subs on the rest of his channels.
The YouTube glitch happened in Feb 2017, it has nothing to do with the rapid decline of his accounts.
This fucker must have been buying viewbots for his main channel during the summer/autumn period but wasn't able to afford doing the same for the rest… I'm not saying that some new subs and views are not organic - and
>>362197 helpfully noted that Cuddlegate 2.0 happened around that time, but that shit was only discussed by him on his "Onisionspeaks" channel - the spike and plummet should of been there if that was the cause.
This sounds like YT has been cracking down on him for a number of reasons… from either being caught buying views, people getting sick and tired of his reused, mundane content, or fed up of his bullshit in general.
Isn't it beautiful?
No. 362379
>>362377Greg has such a boner for school shooters. He'd come to school in a trench coat everyday after Columbine, everyone thought he was goin to be the one to shoot up the place. It's so disturbing that he fantasizes about being the hero to stop a mass shooting, like he has to hope that only something horribly tragic could happen so he can redeem himself.
Don't forget that when Christina Grimmie got shot, the first thing he did was go to twitter and brag about how if she was wearing a bulletproof vest (like he did at vidcon) then she would still be alive.
No. 362380
>>362377He was post-columbine in high school; of course he wouldn't support them but could allude to how cool they were in dress and mannerisms… if he told his teachers the truth, they would've routinely of sent him to an on-grounds councillor.
It's a definite fantasy for him considering he can't shut up about it; made two books in relation about it, and he likes to imagine playing either the hero or the shooter… probably a combination of both with his fucking Christian god/martyr-complexion and his vehement pro-gun stance.
Such a loser.
No. 362399
>>362386Maybe it really
is possible that he was molested by his mom (and the multiple stepfathers) when he was younger. Don't forget, he was also molested by a 15-year old as a kid (and "liked" it) while at church camp.
No. 362405
>>362399ugh i don't want to speculate about that because it's truly fucking heartbreaking but the guy legit has both mommy AND daddy issues out the ass. it could explain a lot of his sexual deviancy but we all know Gerg doesn't trust doctors and would never be able to open up about that to a psychiatrist.
he either trusts people way too easily or not at all. just another notch on the fucked up dichotomy belt.
No. 362412
>>362410Chapter One..
Imagine something you can do when you're neglected by e –
Fuck off Stevie with the numbers
No. 362415
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>>362412nice try but no
now back to your regularly scheduled gerg shitfest, sorry for derailing folks.
No. 362420
Sorry for
>>362415You still a bum.
No. 362453
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New Video "Blindfolded Haircut Challenge"
Wow..just wow. Onion really has run out of ideas. So awful.
No. 362462
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>>362453Holy shit he actually looks monstrous, What a fucking idiotic twat. So fucking desperate and laughable.
No. 362468
>>362453I always think "This is it, this is the creepiest and saddest Gerg can get. He can't sink any lower", but he ALWAYS exceeds expectations. He always managed to find a new rock bottom.
I remember watching him years ago and thinking there was something definitely
off about him and NOT in the way he thinks ("I'm so quirky and different and alt and…"), but as time goes on, I feel like I'm watching the most depressing, cringiest trainwreck happen in slow motion. His desperation and fucked up perception of reality just make my fucking skin crawl and that's not even taking into account that the guy's an admitted ephebophile. Greg literally makes my stomach twist, he makes me that uncomfortable. There's something so blatantly skewed about the guy and he's too detached from reality to EVER have the self awareness required to change for the better.
I'm sure he's going to somehow manage to get even more fucking sad and desperate in the next year, just watch. It's going to be such a goddamn shitshow.
No. 362471
>>362343To be fair, the video he recently uploaded about how his channels are dying was kinda bittersweet to watch. I can't stand him but idk, I felt sad watching it because I remembered he has two kids to care for (at least financially since he probably doesn't even spend time with them) and if he's yt career is really going downhill, his kids will suffer since he doesn't seem to have any skills or a diploma to compete in the real world. Maybe plank could work since she has an online diploma but yeah. In the final min he said something like "if you hate me then congratulate yourself" or something along those lines and the video ended shortly after that. I felt bad, man. Especially because it looked like he was about to cry, idk.
But then I realized there's absolutely NO need to feel bad for Greg. All the people he hurt and publicly exploited online for YouTube cash and drama, especially young women. Just… Yikes. He is an awful person who deserves everything he's getting. Hopefully his children can count on planks family if necessary.
No. 362472
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His vegan body looks like a sad man begging for death
No. 362482
>>362473Yeah see it's always squashed for me when he grooms another teenage girl into obeying his every rule and if she doesn't then he'll punish her publicly one way or another, never leaving them alone until the day they die therefore never allowing any of his emotionally traumatized ex's live a life of peace and happiness ever again…….
someone as fucked as Greg should never be sympathized with, some on people
No. 362483
>>362453Jesus Christ his music is god awful and embarrassing as hell holy shit I had no idea he even did music.
Couldn't even watch it paired with his horrendous voice and hideous face yikes
No. 362489
>>362471>But then I realized there's absolutely NO need to feel bad for Greg. All the people he hurt and publicly exploited online for YouTube cash and drama, especially young women. Just… Yikes.Perfectly sums up why no one should feel an ounce of sympathy towards this man losing his Youtube views.
Instead of working on himself, developing skills outside of just turning on a camera, Greg chose to abuse the people in his life for drama and views. He could've learned so much from the people he shut out; Shane could have helped him really build his channel and produce content people want to watch, Richie could have helped him produce music, the list goes on. He took so many of those people for granted and when his superiority complex and ego got in the way, he cashed in on creating drama and burned every bridge in the process.
Greg rather make himself a martyr than someone with a substantial amount of talent. He falls back on being offensive and edgy because it's all he knows. When faced with the challenge of self improvement/betterment, he recedes into his old habits and starts unnecessary shit with whoever he just recently collaborated with. He picks easy targets like young girls, people suffering from mental illness, and the unfortunate people in his personal life who trusted him enough with embarrassing private information. It's about damn time he gets his precious Youtube dollars taken away.
>>362472But guys his VEGETARIAN BODEH will be more healthy than anything you could ever dream of having!!!
No. 362490
>>362489not to mention that his ad revenue is the only thing keeping his ego up. every view he gets is validation that he's a good guy and everything he does is right. it's scary watching someone deteriorate but sometimes people have to get to that point to REALLY change.
greg keeps going through points in his life where his feelings get a little hurt and he makes a big show out of it, calling it depression, calling attention to his "faults" and "apologizing" - but it means nothing because nothing is really at stake to him. not unless you take away youtube. in a way, youtube is like HIS maturity crippling tumor
No. 362503
>>362292this reminds me of that one time when Chris Brown directed a whole video where he was the hero that sacrificed himself to savve the world.
like what is it with dudes who abuse women but have fantasies about being the savior that everyone loves. dog, you're not. stop treating people like shit, grease, that's all you have to do to get people to stop hating you. your action fantasies are pathetic. just be nicer lol.
No. 362512
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>>362453And I thought military!Onion was scary-looking, or Tarzan!Onion
No. 362516
>>362108The best part is that this happens around a week after he bragged about having a shitload of views/subscribers and tried to use it as an argument in that debate he had.
Bitch, now what's your excuse? Apparently no one's being "helped" by your garbage videos anymore.
No. 362524
>>362472He is too lazy and weak to be vegan.
He tried it for a few days but failed.
No. 362525
>>362512THIS BITCH HAS PS1 GRAPHICS
LMAO
No. 362530
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>>362453I saw a face in his clock and had to make this
No. 362538
>>362453He looks like Baba Yaga taking a shit
why does he looks like a walmart cheap old witch halloween mask all the time?
No. 362574
>>362555Wait a second!
A not trashy daddy's problems way of look teen? This girl looks nice, not the emo/alt/destroyed colorful hair grease likes.
Flowing hair, tanned skin like people that actually go outside with friends, huge smile that makes her look self confidant?
Run away before they destroy you, your look and do the walk of shame online
No. 362609
>>362459What face is he even making there?
>>362471Pretty sure Taylor's family is loaded. She needs to just move back in with them already. It's her only option at this point.
No. 362614
>>362557Who took the pics though?
>>362566Sounds highly likely.
No. 362618
>>362555>>362557are those… professional pics? or is it just a good iphone camera? i'm poor and i can't tell
also. lainey's life revolves entirely on the internet, its pathetic. she "finally" meets her internet friend and she probably spent most of the time just taking pictures for her damn twitter. how fucking sad. all her "friends" are her twitter friend. she hardly ever does videos, she just spends all fucking day on twitter. she's a grown ass woman with kids, the fuck is she posting whiny lyrics for?
No. 362620
>>362612>he never took the time to actually reflect on himself.Youtube is the distraction
(excuse) he uses to not work on himself. Grade A adulting.
No. 362644
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>>362453I physically cringed upon seeing this picture
No. 362649
>>362622>>362627Very true. I mentioned up thread that my mother got an undergrad degree in psychology and worked as a caseworker for social services and that woman is
insane. Despite having that degree, she chose to ignore my brother's glaringly obvious asperger's, dismissed it as "ADD" and now he's in his early 30's, socially incompetent and relies on my parents as his only friends because he never got the help he could've gotten had she recognized it and put him in a program. She also ignored my actual ADHD and emotional issues, I had to be the one as a teen to insist on going to therapy and getting help.
Just because you have a degree in psychology and even if you work in a field that heavily relies on interpersonal relationships with clients, you can be absolute shit at recognizing when those close to you have problems, even if they're staring you right in the face. Probably, most of the time, because of a mixture of denial and because you perceive the behavior of the people around you as "normal" out of habit. I dunno, I also have a friend whose mother is an LCSW, but has been in total denial that her son (my friend's brother) is a total psychopath criminal who deals drugs as a living. Denial is a hell of a thing.
Lainey's degree doesn't equal being in tune with her surroundings nor does it grant her self awareness.
Sage for blogposting.
No. 362655
>>362649Wtf is with mothers being awful and going into mental health??? my mother is actively working as a therapist at the moment and spent the last 8 years going to school meanwhile never getting me the help I needed from 13-18 (then I did it for myself) and not getting tutors for my 3 siblings she "homeschools" (they use the computer or play video games all day) and one of them also has aspergers and his speech impediment rubbed off on my two younger siblings so they sound retarded and are sheltered af as well.
It's embarrassing for me and I fear they'll end up living at home forever, too.
Also sage for blog posting but I've never seen anyone else have a similar situation.
I'm really sorry, anon. The only thing beneficial about having fucked up parents is that you can ensure you end up nothing like them and stop the cycle.
As for lain, it's not like psychology courses are that in depth. It's all textbook shit, you don't truly learn much until you do an internship and have hands-on experience seeing whackos before you.
People like Greg are also master manipulators…& he's rich af
No. 362667
>>362654No??? That's fuckin' scary…
But apparently he removed 10 videos from his main channel cause the count was 900, now it's 890.
Something's not right…
No. 362687
>>362670she is not new, she has been friends with Taylor for a long time now.
I suspect she doesn't like Onion but can't convince Taylor to leave
No. 362694
>>362690you should sage OT posts, idk her but her unnecessary texting during the intro should have been cut and redone. i turned off the video after that.
if there is more bullshit like that later on, i definitely won't be watching that (hell, i probably already won't due to wanting to use my time and ears for better things).
greg is worse than annoying tho
No. 362716
>>362708OT but…
Bless this man. An absolute savage.
No. 362721
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>>362555If anyone was wondering if these two are still just friends.
I also looked up the girl in the comment and she's from New Mexico, so probably knows or is related to Lainey… "welcome to the family".
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YouTube's hottest couple! Goals!! Plainey has a budget photoshoot with her new gf while Grug blindly cuts his hair
No. 362747
>>362746I'm assuming Mercedes is no longer with her boyfriend then? Lainey won't be allowed to date her unless Grease is allowed to fuck her - so their "trinity" game must be back on.
Isn't this girl like 17?
No. 362752
>>362750Hahaha, all she gonna get out of it is a muddy name for herself on search engines.
She can kiss any future career prospects goodbye; but I guess it's worth it to her because daddy onion is going to provide for her until he's squeezed the last, sad, remaining shekel from YT's teat.
She sounds dumb as fuck, "teehee, watch me hook up with two lunatic perverts whose YT careers are currently failing; it's gonna be sooooo worth it for 15 mins of internet fame that means absolutely nothing in the real world."
No. 362757
>>362721i feel like someone should ask renaschell_ if the family invite extends to lainey's paedo husband, and their two dragged up children.
i hope this is the beginning of lainey leaving grog but i don't have a lot of hope left when it comes to the greasewives.
No. 362767
>>362292He was a teen during columbine right? Maybe that's where his fixation with school shootings came from.
Weirdo…
No. 362768
>>362765If it was posted here first, I'd agree… but it wasn't - it's been shared over Tumblr and Twitter for the past week or so which makes it pretty old milk by now for someone who wants first dibs at attention.
It's still relevant to the topic regardless if they self-posted or not anyway.
No. 362775
>>362675>>362759SAME ANON:
He recently put the Billie videos on the Encore channel. Idk if he re-monetized them as I didn't bother rewatching them.
No. 362778
>>362762I think they've been friends for a really long time, like before her marriage to Gurp… I think they knew each other in New Mexico before Doormat moved to Washington.
They've always been a bit flirty and over-friendly and they've met a few times since she got married and has even been in some videos… which is why I'm sorta not fully convinced they're actually dating; it'd be far too coincidental considering Onion is shitting the bed over his YT popularity.
I'm going to consider the commenter on her IG as a "drama plant" until there's some real evidence that they're dating.
No. 362779
>>362765>>362745>>362728Jeeesus. Hi, I'm the anon who posted the video a second time, apparently, I wasn't aware it was already ITT. I'd scrolled through and didn't see it, which surprised me since it had just been posted on the onision drama tumblr a few days ago and found it relevant, but uhhh…sorry, my bad, didn't realize it'd been posted already and that it automatically makes me an overweight Canadian dude who's probably on the spectrum.
As for the new Mercedes milk: oh, jesus christ, girl…you know better. Anybody who's been around the Greasefam should know what the outcome of dating those fucks is. You won't get fame, not in the way you want fame at least, Mercedes. What great timing, too, with Greg's fucking career going down the toilet. If anything he'll try to start shit with her for the drama and milk it for views.
Is she really 17? Man, I have a hard time imagining Greg wanting to fuck her, though dominating any attractive teenager through sex, even if she doesn't look alt, has to be appealing to him. This is probably Lainey's way of acting out. "Hah, I got my own fucktoy, nyah nyah nyah." We'll see how long that lasts.
No. 362784
>>362780Yeah, a lot of things don't add up - would you really want to get with someone who is so obsessed/clearly not over their ex? That's just asking for trouble.
A long distance relationship is not going to work for them, Lainey can't handle being in a poly relationship due to selfishness and jealousy, and Gergles is a straight up lunatic who can't keep his hands to himself, she'd just be following in Billie's footsteps.
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Grease continues with his shiloh hate as usual.
Shilohs mate Harrygasm weighs in
No. 362809
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>>362797Holy shit, this particular one though!
He's seriously writing "emails" to himself to generate drama when there is none! Just so he can bring up an old ex he has a really fucking strange and creepy obsession over… this guy is NUTS - he's seriously getting worse!
No. 362812
>>362797>>362809Yeah, that email was sus to begin with, not surprised that it's fake. Shiloh has pretty much done everything in her power to disassociate herself from anything onion-related. Why would she suddenly want to get close to Lainey, after five years of keeping to herself? Like nothing adds up.
I could email Grease right now claiming that Shiloh got a tattoo of his face on her ass and he'd take it as cold hard fact. This just speaks volumes on how Greg doesn't fact check at all and LIVES for any ounce of drama he can muster to manufacture.
No. 362816
>>362804>>362814How do they know it was sent from a "hate blogger" though? Did they come forward to confess to them about it?
So basically, for all we know; it could've been some top secret "hate blogger" who confessed to them about it in private.
Veronika is lying to them and made sure to cover her ass about it in case she was called out.
Or Grease wrote it to generate drama for views.
No. 362817
>>362815Is there any proof of it specifically being an anti-o blog? It could just be some rando who wanted to fuck with Greg. Only saying this because tumblr generally tries to keep his exes out of the spotlight out of respect for their privacy.
And yeah, I don't entirely believe Greg wrote the email itself, but he created the video in reaction to it to START some drama. He could have easily deleted the email and moved on with his life (like any sane person would do) but because he's Greg, he's gotta take any chance he can get to run her name through the mud one last time! He obviously gets off on putting others down.
No. 362820
>>362817Yeah exactly, most of the main Tumblr anti-o blogs even censor out his exes names with abbreviations when talking about them, and unless this "hate blogger" came forward to Shiloh and confessed to what they did out of troll's remorse, how do they even know specifically of who wrote it?
The most likely scenario is that Veronika is lying, she can't stop subtweeting Shiloh in a creepy way and she's the only person we're aware of who has a massive hateboner for Shiloh… how do you even "prove" you've not sent an email? You can rustle up an alternate email account in seconds.
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>>362820Yeah the stuff she was tweeting about Shiloh really matches up with the statements in the email. Like the whole "dating a 19 year old", "stealing money" shit. Unless this was an extremely dedicated troll who somehow unearthed Veronika's tweets, figured out all the subtweets were aimed at Shiloh, then used this information to write an email.
I think you're right, Veronika did something really petty and fucked up, got caught, and is now backpedaling trying to blame anti-os. I remember when the video first got released one of Veronika's friends was begging Greg to censor her name from the video so Veronika wouldn't get hate. So it's safe to say it's legit. Pic related.
No. 362823
>>362816>>362817Harry didn't specify, just that they (her and Shiloh) had "proof" of who's the culprit.
Something's not right
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Hmmmm.
No. 362830
>>362826Who ARE these people, they're all backstabbing slimy assholes to each other, I swear.
They all hate each other, but they're quick enough to lick each others asses.
You've got Shiloh who apparently wants nothing to do with Onision, then her "best friend" starts being friendly with his wife. Then you've got the ex-friend who is obsessed with Shiloh enough to contact Onision when she's badmouthed him frequently herself. Then you've got Stevie who claims to hate Grease but fancies him, and just… I don't need to continue, there's just too many of them.
It's like anyone even remotely orbiting around Grease are pretty fucking messed up in the head themselves.
No. 362852
>>362841Are you talking about the "what happened last night" fiasco where Greg said Taylor
triggered his chronic depression by saying something harmless that DEEPLY HURT? Because that was just over a week ago.
I tried digging to see if anything notable happened early March, but nothing out of the ordinary. Taylor was really piping up about the mean old internet, saying she was ditching social media, etc right around this time, so maybe that?
It's still suspicious that all the people that claim to be super close to Shiloh also reach out in support of Taylor. Taylor actively bashes anyone who assumes she's an abuse victim and has made several videos with Greg laughing about people offering assistance– so I can't really see WHY these people would want to help her. Taylor also talks massive shit about all of Greg's exes, so it's pretty back-stabby to get behind all that.
No. 362863
>>362746Eh she was doing that with mercedes before she was an agender prince and it just felt like how she overly flirted with selena but they were clearly not dating, and onion has a lesbian fetish and anytime lainey has a friend over he starts shipping them and telling lainey how gay she is and that they should act gay together. This Mercedes girl probably just decided she now has "fallen" for lameo so she can get some views/internet fame again. No real friend of lameo would willingly join their fucked up marriage with two kids when she KNOWS lameo is verbally abused and cheated on by onion boy. She probably saw billie's spike in subs/views and wants that.
>>362797Yeah im sure veronika psycho wrote that letter and is just denying she did to shiloh and them, acting like they don't know anything and always make her the bad guy. Her twitter pretty much proves she wrote the letter and she's crazy.
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>>362874Doubt. She just gave birth early November. It's probably left over baby fat, considering it's only been a few months and I doubt Taylor does any form of exercise to work it off.
Also Mercades replied to someone with kissy faces after making this comment. She's not denying joining the Greasesome.
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If mercades twitter favorites are any indication, they're not actually in a relationship.
>>362721 this is weird though I wonder she's trying to keep their relationship secret for now.
No. 362879
>>362876>>362875Yeah good luck new billie on denying it when your family member already gave away that you are dating. lmao.
>>362877might be a permanent pregnancy pooch. she might have not had her stomach rebound as nicely as it did the first time.
No. 362882
>>362877>>362874She's had two kids you twats, and they're both still very very young. Unless she
triggered decides she wants to get into fitness, she'll likely always have one. It's normal.
No. 362883
>>362879She's still young, I would think her body would still bounce back Like it did before.
To me, it looks Like She's Been gaining weight. She looked slimmer right after she had her second baby.
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facepalm
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No. 362906
>>362900This proves nothing lmao.
Also who tf would take the time to pretend to be Veronika? She's a nobody. The only reason we know who she is, is because she self-posted her anti-Shiloh video in a thread. I don't see a motive from anyone BUT Veronika and her massive hate boner.
No. 362914
>>362900This isn't proof, it's basically someone saying "it wasn't me, it was someone else".
How fucking gullible can someone be?
No. 362917
>>362900>>362821Case solved.
It was obviously Veronika like we knew at the start because her fucking insane Twitter ramblings match up with the email. Even her own friend begged Onision not to expose her and by doing so; created a Streisand Effect.
Shiloh's friend needs to wisen up and stop taking a nutjob's word as "truth" without any evidence supporting it… they also need to stop spreading around the nutjob's word as "proof" because unlike them, someone is going to come along and actually investigate it.
How embarrassing for both of them.
No. 362920
>>362905Her friend is evidently as dumb as a bag of rocks.
So, not only did they believe Veronika was innocent just because she told them so, but they've also willingly shared Shiloh's new username out there for crazies like Veronika and Grease to stalk… I'm pretty sure when someone changes their username without making any announcement about it - that they're trying to be as low-key as possible.
Get some new friends Shiloh, the ones you've have and had clearly don't live up to expectations of "best friend".
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Shiloh's response to the drama.
No. 362953
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???
No. 362965
>>362453lol he actually thinks Shane Dawson and Jenna Marbles want anything to do with him? Shane probably lost the self respect but Jenna would never stoop so low or expose her audience to gergs cancer.
He's fine with being an asshole to everyone and burning bridges until it seriously cuts into his profit margins. He deserves failure.
No. 362982
>>362979I've thought about this before and I think she would definitely cry.
I mean you wouldn't be lying either, she looks like a man.
No. 362996
>>362889>Why do we catch colds but never anything that makes us stronger?We fucking do, Grease, you moron. It's called adaptive immunity.
>I'll respect your beliefs when your beliefs line up with science & common sense.This from the man who subscribed to such theories as "evolution isn't real because chimps are real", "europe isn't western because I am western" and "you can't rape anybody if your dick aint cut!"
No. 363035
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A bit of derailment going on but interesting nonetheless (since we're talking about his women here).. so I went to check out the links in Revolver Adam's videos and one of them lead to old message hoard site.
There was a chat box up top so the curious me decided to see.
some of it sounds a bit too flirty to be a friendly convo
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No. 363042
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>>363041Onion's recent reply that didn't make it in the archive
No. 363052
>>362399My theory as to why he is so fucked up is that his mother saw him as a father to his sisters and her own emotional support. He hates his father which would be him just parroting what his mother would of said, favoring Gregums as her quasi "partner" after Greg's father failed to be the partner she wanted. Women who out their sons in this situations typically are creepily sexual toward the male child (sexual touching, inappropriate massages, sexual fixations etc). There is also a lot of evidence in psychology that this type of "parenting" can cause NPD.
TLDR: Greg was treated as a golden child and replacement partner and had a very unhealthy upbringing
No. 363055
>>363049The
interest was that the convo was "too close" to be a friendly chat among two friends (meaning they were probably more than "just friends" as Grease likes to push to the masses)
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>>362953>>362900>>362797Figured that this might be useful. She totally wrote those emails but straight up lied to Harry. Meh, no skin off my back, I guess. And Gerg will eat up the drama that Veronika sent to him, even though it's more than likely untrue.
No. 363093
>>363082>>363091Taylor
is a man, we should all start using he/him pronouns. After all, isn't "he" a ~spchul star boy space prince~ right?
No. 363095
>>363091lol, i guess she wants to be an ~androgynous prince from outer space~
sorry lainey, you are actually a ~masculine doormat from casa del grasa~
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I guess Edwin is getting in on this. Not sure why he responded to Mercades' tweet and not Lainey's.
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Wonder if she's gonna bring greaselord and the kids too kek
No. 363154
>>363153That's why none of it adds up and noone has mentioned that they're officially dating, not even Grease or Doormat… it only seems to be that renaschell_ person who keeps commenting about it so far.
There's not even any photos of them kissing and Grease was all over that shit as soon as Billie arrived on her first visit. Also, it's not like Grease is ever going to let Lainey out of his beady sight… she barely leaves the house as it is.
No. 363156
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>>363154Here's Mercades' response
No. 363159
>>363133A lot of them get into youtube with no integrity to begin with. cough
JoySparklescough
No. 363163
>>363157Lol she seems like someone onion would make fun of for the way she talks. Also in a old Q&A with her and lameo, they say they grew up and went to the same school together and all her videos imply that mercades is into dudes. They even asked lameo and her if they were confused about their sexuality in an old Q&A and shes like no were just best friends. But you know, now after lameo becomes an agender space prince who is married with two kids, they decided they start dating. It's sooo believable that they are into each other and they aint doing it for fame/money.
>>363158They could have randomly asked mercades family member to start drama for them, but i kinda doubt it. lameo is probably trying to keep it on the down low so she doesnt get hate. I'm surprised onion hasn't made a video making them act gay together. That is more suspicious that he didn't do that and more reason i think they are dating lmao. Onion is probably calculating how he can get mercades to suck his little peen.
No. 363164
>>363155It could've been over anything, even refusing to do certain household chores or just to shut his controlling ass up; it's just all speculation at this point.
>>363163See, that's where it's not making sense either; if they wanted to keep it on the downlow, Mercedes or Lainey would've told that relative to shut up about it the first time they made a comment about it… this is the second time now.
No. 363165
>>363095>masculine doormat from casa del grasaFucking kek, anon
>>363153They don't give a fuck about their kids, never did. Their only hope is CPS.
No. 363167
>>363163>Also in a old Q&A with her and lameo, they say they grew up and went to the same school together and all her videos imply that mercades is into dudesThat could've changed. But yeah, I still don't think there's anything concrete linking them romantically. As anon said
>>363158 it's most likely a ploy for gergs failing career. Who is taking these
>>362868?
No. 363168
>>363164They know their fans will deny it for them until lameo and onion say it's fact in a video or tweet, so they probably don't think it's a big deal that her family member commented. Their fans dont even really know they have a second kid since they didn't state it.
>>363166i think only onion still cares/wants billie back. And billie is over him and obsessing over the drew guy, so theres no hope there lol.
>>363167People's sexuality could change and they could like someone they were friends with before, but i think it's more mercades saw a way to boost her followers and get free things by dating lameo. If they are actually dating, she probably wants to date her temporarily for boost in subs then peace out. She only was in her life when she was constantly on camera then disappeared until now. Doesn't seem like some great friendship.
No. 363169
>>363151>>363156Renaschell makes her comment, and Mercedes replies with a ILOVEU and a laughing emoji and Renachell_ replies back with a "kermit drinking tea" emoji after her post… also Renachell is the ONLY person to comment and allude to them "dating", noone else has.
Yeahhhh… I wouldn't put much stock into these shenanigans for now.
No. 363172
>>363171Can someone summarize this for those who don't want to watch it?
Is there any mention of Grease's involvement in this relationship?
No. 363181
>>363180I'm just waiting for Grease's reaction to all of this if they do start dating, when Lainey doesn't want to do something; he'll manipulate her into doing it whether she likes it or not.
Doormat is as Doormat does.
No. 363237
>>363228That's not someguy though, he goes by Revolver Adam and he was explaining his past with the Onion forums pre-YouTube days.
This testimony from another dude explains it all.
http://www.lifeofonion.com/index.php?title=The_Einzige_Account No. 363239
>>363237ahhhh shit, i'm sorry! i deleted the comment. thanks for not being a dick about it.
that
is suspicious.
No. 363245
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Oh how I wish this were actually him but lmao
No. 363250
>>363171Mercades misgenders the space prince but y'know shes totally agender even though everyone around her calls her she/her lmao. She literally just wants random internet strangers to call her they/them, but if you talk to her, just call her she/her.
They don't seem like their dating. And if they are dating it's probably not physical like how lainey was "dating" billie but did nothing but kiss her for greg to fap to. Lainey just wants a girl as a friend and calls it a girlfriend because of their "emotional" attachment so people can respect her as a bisexual agender internet icon. It's a friend.
>>363242Lainey doesnt care about other people and what they go through. She only cares about herself and will give herself eighty excuses for her behavior and why you should pity her, but billie is the extreme devil who did her wrong, so she gets no pity and deserves to be ridiculed and called out for her behavior while her sweet onion prince gets to have excuses made for and told how amazing he is. Billie has more reasons to be forgiven for what she did than onion does, but lainey of course never wants to blame onion and loves the fact she gets to scapegoat billie as the problem. Lainey is a piece of shit.
No. 363272
>>363177>what's your proudest achievement and Mercedes says "getting over ____" which I assume is an ex of hers and Lainey said " i'd say the same but we're not there yet" which might be referring to Billie?Lamo might be referring to Billie, but we all know that the real truth is that she is still trying to "get over" the fact that her husband is bored of her and wants to fuck someone new.
She uses Billie as a scapegoat to ignore what her husband did to her. Crazy bitch
No. 363273
>>363266>>363270Dammit! Please forgive me, I saw an Onion FB post on my feed and now realized I fell into one of his red herring tactics.
Nothing new was posted on TayTay's channel.
No. 363275
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Plainey finally got taken somewhere that isn't Olive Garden
No. 363305
>>363289Yeah that video was a big waste of time, it sounds like it was made in one take without a script.
Anyone could gleam the exact same information from watching the three Sicesca videos he references.
No. 363314
>>363277Even the photos of Plain and Mercedes together appeared the very next day after he made his videos about his channels failing.
Let's also not forget they tried this same shit by "flirting" with each other over social media a while before then - which basically was that Mercedes wrote vague tweets that sounded like lyrics not posted to anyone in particular and Grease was directly replying to them as if they were meant for him.
It's a bullshit ploy for views, do you really think Mercedes' immediate family and friends will allow her to move into la casa de la grasa ASAP to get into a relationship with a married couple with 2 kids and be made to estrange herself from them? She would literally have to give up her former life for the "trinity" because Grease wouldn't have it any other way… another anon mentioned earlier that he's currently giving Lameo the "rule of the roost" - a false sense of security that she's the one in control and in charge of their relationship and if she got into a relationship with Mercedes, he would manipulate them both and pull the rug right out from under Lameo's feet when he wants that control back. They can't handle poly relationships, they don't have the mental stability or the emotional maturity that it takes to maintain and nurture a relationship like that.
If Lainey has truly learnt her lesson from the experience with Billie the first time around, any sort of relationship with Mercedes in the future will be like this
>>363250 but again, this sounds like it would be Mercedes first poly LGBT relationship herself; so would she even be physically and emotionally satisfied with a non-sexual relationship like that? Would they lock her into it; where she is only allowed to date Lainey but not have any other lovers of her own? Yes, because Grease and Lainey are highly jealous people (she can't handle sharing with Grease and he can't even fucking handle a GF getting a fucking shoulder-carry at a concert) who will make her commit to only them or she's dumped.
There are SO MANY cons to this that completely outweigh the pros… until we get some concrete evidence that they're actually dating and she keeps on returning to the Mcmansion; then yes - they're probably dating, in the meantime they're not, the three of them are just trying to generate rumors and drama so Grease gets a boost to his accounts again, he's probably even paying Mercedes for it.
No. 363328
>>363179Plus, she's said that dating Billie was not her idea and she didn't even want to. She admitted in on twitter. So her "boohoo she betrayed me and I'm still not over her" is complete and utter bullshit done purely for attention.
>>363265I'm glad to see my typo/phone correction is catching on.
No. 363386
>>363385there's vegetarien sushi, inari pockets etc.
plus I think he's over that topic with Taylor
No. 363405
>>363385He's said before that Taylor is pescetarian (basically a vegetarian who eats fish).
He probably doesn't like it, but she wasn't being sneaky.
No. 363421
her and Mercades are on younow
https://www.younow.com/laineybotsomeone in chat said something about Onion being behind the camera and Lainey got upset, moved the cam around to prove he's not there, just being salty about people thinking he controls her. Mercades said she thinks Lainey and Onion are amazing.
but funny how much more animated she is when he's not around isn't it.
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This is pathetic. It's like he wants people to care about shipping his wife with this annoying no name person.
No. 363467
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More like "list of people I can't shut up about even though every single one except my annoying wife doesn't like me."
No. 363503
>>363385remember the time where lainey and onion got into a public twitter fight over lainey eating fish. he HATES it.
https://twitter.com/onision/status/649075746246254592oh man, good times
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>>363187She's definitely gained weight
No. 363534
>>363507Tbh I think this Mercedes girl is kind of plain looking too? She's pretty, but in a rather average way. I don't get why everyone is hyping her so much.
Lainey looks better here compared to usual though, I'll give her that. She needs to ditch that unflattering and hideous top though. Her and Onion have the absolute worst taste in clothing.
No. 363547
>>363545Of course? Watching a narcissist fall off his high horse is the best. And you know he will never stop attempting to be relevant on the internet, so it will be fun to watch.
>>363534but she has to wear a rainbow to remind everyone how totally gay she is!!
No. 363548
>>363507Haha, it's been less than a week and Mercedes is already at the airport and ready to go home… "dating", my ass.
>>363545I'd say so… even when he made a Tweet with a link to that video about his viewer count falling - his very own fans even commented that they're bored and tired of his content and that particular desperate Tweet itself only got 35RTs and 450 Likes at max, lol.
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>>363545>>363547Check it out… he's trying every little trick to attract viewers and can't break more than 100RTs and 1K Likes at any given time - yet he has around 400K followers.
From bottom Tweet to top Tweet:
>>Tries to invoke pity and sympathy in his followers: FAILS.>>Tries his old spazmo clown routines to get attention: FAILS.>>Tries to get his followers interested in their sex lives: FAILS.It's hilarious, nothing is working for him so far and even the edgelord controversial tweeting isn't working either… he has nothing left to offer. He's always been a untalented one-trick-pony and it's finally catching up with him as there are much, much more interesting and likable YT'ers out there to choose from these days.
No. 363560
>>363554It's the reason he has to have five or six channels including "Lainey's channel" - he can't make bank on just one or two of them alone because he hasn't got a creative mind… that was Skye's talent and he's been leeching off all the revenue from that since he started out. His "creativity" is limited to bullying, preaching, juvenile humor and his fetishes. He's never bothered to expand his mind further than that because he truly believes he is better than everyone else and doesn't ever need to improve because of that, now everything has come to full circle and it's kicking his ass because he's sacrificed the most important years of his life; which were absolutely crucial to mental development - to a dead-end YT "career" that was never built to last.
What we're left with now is an extremely mentally ill and emotionally stunted adult man, who is aging rapidly and is exhuming every effort he can muster from that tiny shrivelled brain of his to hold onto all he's ever known for near enough the past decade.
No. 363566
>>363560Not to be confrontational but I'm genuinely curious. I've seen a few people (might be sames) saying that skype was the creative genius behind onision's videos/success.
Is there any proof of this or is this just speculation?
No. 363567
>>363554I wonder if he's gonna try to either get Tantaga or Draculoh to star in his videos, but he'd have to be really, REALLY desperate to do that. Not that Skye or Shiloh would want that anyway.
>>363560I think he would've gone farther if he kept Skye, and the other talented friends he had; he was already getting there anyway. Of course, he (and Skye) would have to go through therapy to sort it all out and Onion would have to play nice to everyone including his wife along with keeping his pride and "BRUTAL FAX" down a notch ; or rather to himself.
But we all know that shit never happened and never will unless he genuinely decides to change for the better, which we know he won't so let's continue to watch him hit rock bottom!
No. 363569
>>363567Um the only way this would EVER happen would be if ALL parties are as emotionally immature as Greg.
You don't put yourself back in hell.
No. 363572
>>363566She was, check out the old Onion videos from 2007-2011 and her fellfromtheskye channel. You'll see a huge difference from back then compared to now.
Though I also think Onion must've helped her with camera shyness, unlike he does with Taylor (her camera shyness isn't real!)
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>>363577>>363578Of course he is! he's gotta try and get those views up somehow and he just loveeees lesbians… but remember, it's because it's BEAUTIFUL AND PURE! Not because it makes his microdick hard and he wants to feel like the only guy to be an exception to their BEAUTIFUL, PURE AND ADORABLE romance.
No. 363612
>>363171at first i honestly didn't believe this girl was taylor's friend. lamey has all the personality of wet laundry. like, damn! cheer the fuck up! your friend came to town to see you! it certainly took her a while to loosen up.
what was with the glances to the left? does grease just fucking hover there, like a vulture?
she did finally seem like she was having fun with mercades so i guess there's hope for her but someone should ask merc–why does typing that name infuriate me, i think it's the spelling–someone should ask her if, looking back, did tay tay always have pedo tendencies?
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Onion video of the day:
Onion's sexually incompetent even with his tongue.
No. 363628
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>>363625I'm so glad his audience is mostly 18+!!!!!!!!!
No. 363647
>>363625It's creepy that he's starting up with characters again.
Little kids care about that stuff. Onion is desperate and reaching.
also, dat cheap Manson shirt kek
No. 363658
>>363624I have no idea how mortgages work in the US, but probably a lot of it is going into keeping the Mcmansion.
>>363628I'm soooo glad they are too! /sarc
I was gonna post a screenshot of his replies to the Tweet he made about his filtered face but thought better of it. Someone submitted photos to him in attempt to make him feel better, this is from his fanbase and demographic here -
https://twitter.com/Onision/status/846228620435607552Yeah Greasepot, you clearly have a majority of fans over 18+
No. 363662
>>363659It's been discussed before millions (I know, it's hyperbole there but it seems close!) of times before in previous threads.
He is basically the "cheese pizza" type of vegetarian, everything is either takeaway, processed or ready-made and on top of that, he still eats dairy.
He and his wife have no cooking or baking skills, everything is store bought including fatty condiments.
No. 363668
>>363625It's just a fucking tongue, you stupid, mentally inept fuck!
If you don't know what to do with what you've got and can't satisfy anyone with it, you're at fault! Maybe even talk to your partner before going down there and seeing what they enjoy first? FFS.
I bet he's also the kind to believe that all black men have massive dicks and all asian men have small ones… he's never going to make friends with anyone with the shit he says and assumes about people in general, he's so adamant with finding FACTS within the first page of results on Google that it's so, so embarrassing.
He seriously doesn't even discuss any of these things with anyone, he just thinks he's 100% right about everything.
If he didn't have any relationships ever; he'd be a fucking top incel.
No. 363682
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Greggy's clothes are getting too small for his fat ass, he needs XXXL size.
No. 363695
>>363694A) get help
B) bring a barf bag
No. 363699
>>363690Not "IF".
He DOES.
He lurks here. He has done since probably around the second thread about him.
Proof by the last few threads when Sarah herself made a post here directly, we know he loves us. If you check out previous threads before then, you'll see how he's been trying to gather information about his past victims of abuse by trying to make "lolcows" of them.
Farmers are very aware here.
We can't wait until he falls, Lainey leaves him and everyone is free from his horribly manifested mental illnesses, let every teenager be free from his selfish demands.
No. 363708
>>363707he claims it's too hard to watch out for things like this especially in social settings.
no one goes fucking vegan/vegetarian bc it's easy
No. 363711
>>363708It's really not… gelatin is actually really easy to avoid. And when in doubt just politely don't eat the thing.
Of course Botox isn't normally animal friendly either, but that didn't stop grease monster…
No. 363712
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I'm glad onion has kids for the right reason. Apparently its just so lainey can say shes not lazy and living off her SO.
No. 363713
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Can't wait until his channels all die :).
No. 363716
>>363712Lol, some people don't need to work, and love their spouses. I stopped working years ago due to health issues, and my husband makes enough to support us both. I supported his career while he started a business. That's partnership, and it's none of Greg's business what financial arrangements other couples make. It's hilarious that he thinks he can turn that into a moral issue.
He's LOVING that he finally got people to bite on something, though - he's been trying and failing to rile folks up for a week. He doesn't understand enough about people to be a proper edgelord if he can't creep on teens and women's bodies.
No. 363717
>>363712It's pretty funny that his views on having children are basically the same as the religious folks he has a seething hatred for.
How about you get a
real job, Greg?
No. 363720
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Meanwhile on lameo's tumblr, she reblogged about how mental abuse is the worst (but shes probably thinking onion is not abusive!!111. It's billie who has hurt my soul forever!).
And she continues to pretend shes not married with two kids and is a single gay girl looking for a girlfriend to love <33. What happily married person reblogs about longing for a SO who will care about them. lmao.
No. 363722
>>363721>>363714i feel like it has nothing to do with animals and everything to do with his hatred of fat people. He wants all his SO to be vegetarian because he thinks it will keep them skinny and associates eating meat with fat slobs. He loves them stereotypes.
>>363718He doesn't understand kids are a huge commitment and shouldn't be had just to not get a job. I'm sure he doesn't love his kids and does basically nothing with them besides support them financially. Thats why he could give 0 shits about giving complete rights away when he was going to divorce lameo.
No. 363725
File: 1490652588773.png (59.64 KB, 590x523, onion.png)
None of his listed reasons "I AM A DAD"???. My spouse calls me dad. Lmao what about your children? Holy shit.
No. 363726
>>363682I'd noticed that up until this selfie, all his videos since the haircut had included his god-awful characters again (for no reason either since it has just been for his standard 'talk about issues I have no idea about' videos rather than his 'comedy' sketches) which conveniently all had involved wigs.
Also, I know this is a fairly stupid irritation, but I find the way he holds his phone for mirror pictures really peculiar and annoying. His mirror selfies are so damn stiff and the sausage fingers crawling up the back of the phone just adds to it.
No. 363751
>>363731He's got 4 months to go! (TBH I don't think he's too pissed about his shit getting "stolen" every month, she must've took something that was dear to him that isn't materialistic). Saged for tinfoling.
>>363725That's funny, did he forgot that you can see Skye cleaning in the background on his videos or…?
No. 363752
>>363725>Not sure how Harry Potter is going to change how true my words areYes, Grease, I'm sure they were talking about a children's book series about fucking wizards. That's definitely what they meant.
>None of his listed reasons "I AM A DAD"He can't mention his kids, he's still pretending to be 15 while looking 45.
No. 363759
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Caught him tweeting this just before he deleted it and reworded it taking out "BE MAD"
Still not over billie, Creepy and pathetic
No. 363765
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Just his usual rotation of the same old topics over and over again. Seems insecure tonight though.
No. 363791
>>363712but onion, what about lesbians(or gay man, or infertile people, or people without the money to have children, or people who just don't like children in fucking general), like me? i though you loved us! could it be, you only like us when we fulfill your gross fetishes ???
anyways the dude is obsessed with the idea of having kids. remember the ex that said he has an impregnation fetish. and that he says he doesn't like protection. and how lainey already has two kids when she's not even in her mid twenties. and when he said that he would have raised billie's child. the dude is fucking weird and has no idea how mentally exhausting children are. he has a really creepy mentality about the whole thing i fucking hate when he brings it up.
No. 363838
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He is SO insecure about his age and his looks, someone on Twitter called him out on the "I look like a dad" Tweet, I love it when people find an exposed nerve and he sperges out over it.
No. 363854
>>363850She might look cute and normal, but none of us know who she actually is.
Her decisions tell me she is fame hungry and ignorant to the point that she doesn't care about all the shit Mr and Mrs Onion did.
No. 363874
I guess while we're waiting, life of onion updated Onion's lost journals from back then.
Also, Gregma admits to like being a shut-in.
http://www.lifeofonion.com/index.php?title=Oni_Blog#Oh_oh_oh_the_agony.
No. 363875
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>>363874Also, holy shit she looks so small compared to him unlike Lamo's manly ass! And Grease (next to her) looks like he could rip her in half without breaking a damn sweat.
That haircut's cute tho!
No. 363892
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Meanwhile, in Lampshade land, Lameo is wearing something other than a huge button up or t-shirt, and it's a skin tight sweater and pants that show off her curves. So agender, very space prince.
No. 363904
>>363875He talks about travelling and even posts hotel reviews on his blog..
I can't believe this is the same person as our current Onion boy!
No. 363907
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Welp, Greg broke his word again. Took about a week for the first mention, and now he's sending minions after her (inb4 he says "but I didn't say her naaaaaame! Dictionary definition! FAX!")
1/2
No. 363909
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>>363907>>363908His thirst tour is loud and whiny; he wants attention an which way he can get it.
And Grug: your "hate" retweets are low because few people are retarded enough to give you more attention on twitter if they don't like you.
No. 363920
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Onion boy don't know how to count years. Also, stop stalking us Grease!
No. 363936
>>363917>>363917>>363917Was goin to say, a lot of people don't eat three meals a day. Usually breakfast is always skipped for people, or they just snack all day. He's so dramatic.
But we know he was just anxiously waiting for Eugenia to do something that would give his fax machine mind an excuse to mention her again
No. 363938
>>363923
>A Long Hard Cry…
>This entry was posted on 3/7/2007 12:34 PM and is filed under Relationships.
>Continental canceled Skye's flight out last night, however I was able to get her on a plane this morning, as they rescheduled…
>It was nice spending time with her for 12 extra hours… [sighs] It's interesting… I watched her walk away, and felt kind of sad… not too sad, but a feeling of pain arose in my heart just as I began to turn and walk away from her, as she disappeared in the distance…
>For the next few hours in the day I felt fine… not too bad, not good. Just fine…
>And then, when I went to pick up a new game for my PlayStation 3, my eyes began to water. As I left the store, I kept telling myself "Just wait until you get to the car, there's too many people watching." and when I made it to the car, I let out a pain-filled sigh, and told myself "just wait till you get home, they can all still see you."
>I felt so sad driving home, but held it all in. I opened the gate, drove through, parked, slowly walked up the stairs as my eyes watered a bit more, turned the key hole, stepped in, closed the door, and began to whimper.
>In a slow steady progression my eyes watered more and more, and the whimpers gradually grew louder, till I saw the couch, at which point they exploded out of me, and I dove head first into it, embracing the pillows spread about the cushion.
>There I sobbed for a few moments, and realized my nose was getting clogged up, so while whimpering still, I stood up and went to the laundry basket, first a grabbed a pair of used boxers and thought "no, I don't want that". I moved on to grab a used shirt, and though "there…" grabbing it now with both hands I walked off to the bed, with another wail of emotional pain, I dove again, yet this time onto the bed, blowing my nose simultaneously.
>I cried for many minutes, all the time thinking about how I had not cried in so long, and that I sounded very similar to a teenage girl when I cried.
>The entire situation was rather interesting considering I was rather clear-minded the entire time… I felt it was not so much my brain that was sad, but more so my body, for my body is what cringed in pain, my body is what sprayed fluids about and crunched up my face. My body is what made noises, but what is sad is my body didn't get it right away… maybe for the better… my brain new Skye was gone for the month, but my body didn't get it till a few hours after I got home…
>I believe it was the moment I got back in the car to pick up the video game that I realized "Skye normally goes with me to get video games." and from the point on, my body realized… she was gone.
>The should I have must have felt it too… something within my body, that sent signals of pain throughout my body, without feeling like an internal organ, which is all that's in my torso, correct? So it must have been my soul.
>Comments>3/7/2007 3:36 PM SunTiger wrote:
>I don't know how many times I have told you that it is MUCH words being the one who is left behind (as opposed to being the one who is going away). All that residual energy stays about the home to constantly remind you that your love interest is NOT there. {Now you know why the ones who are left behind pine the most.}
>3/7/2007 7:02 PM Gregory wrote:
>I understand. So much better now…I thought y'all were just friends, Greg - Mr. Brutal fax machine?
…and this dude was LITERALLY about to dry his onion tears into his shit-stained underwear? Yo wtf?! Ewww
No. 363944
>>363940Usually when someone emails you asking you to stop talking about them, you should just not talk about them at all or share emails people send you about them. The reason people are sending emails are because of all his videos/tweets hes made about her. And he knows he shouldnt talk about her, hence blocking out her name, but everyone knows who he is talking about.
And it's pretty obvious she has an ED, but just because someone says they dont eat 3 meals a day doesnt mean anything or that she isn't eating at all. You can eat one large meal a day and have enough calories for the whole day, or eat 5-6 small meals. You don't have to eat exactly 3.
No. 363961
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No. 363978
>>363951either way, it is a eating disorder lol.
>>363946In one of her younows this week she was upset because he still basically mentioned her in a video without mentioning her name, so it's not like hes even stopped mentioning her in videos. Either way, i'm sure she just wants him to leave her the fuck alone, but he cant drop it because he wants to prove how right he is about her having an ED. Which if she has an ED, SHE KNOWS.
>>363961He just wants to get people to watch it. On his channel he made a "comedy" video titled "my crazy ex girlfriend" starring mercedes. Don't bother watching because it's like his other 800 "comedy" videos about girlfriends/ex-gfs. That's the only concept he has whenever he invites a girl over to be in a video.
No. 363983
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>What the hell am I doing here? Oh yeah, the money…
No. 364003
>Skye and I are also working on our education… we need to progress further, but I am pleased with what we have accomplished thus far.
>Another issue has come up with Skye obtaining a job… I have recently deeply considered the possibility of her obtaining a job, and again, it seems so… inappropriate.The reasoning behind this is that she simply would not seem me nearly as much as she does now… and this is unacceptable.
If she is going to have a job, she must still be able to see me at least 80% of my time off work, and with me currently working a midnight schedule, we would be lucky to see eachother 50% of my off time… I do not like this percentage… though it would be a part time job, it would also be a day time job, and in result, it would alter her sleep schedule, taking many more hours away on top of the working hours.
>Later on this year, I will be switching over to a days schedule, and then, we will both advance in our productivity in the field of finances and self improvement.
>Posted by Gregory J. Daniel in Work at 14:37 | Comments (2) | Trackbacks (0)Spread this to Twitter, STAT! It's all your fault, Gregma.
http://www.lifeofonion.com/index.php?title=2007_Journal#Changing_The_Times No. 364012
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I was watching this video on quarter speed and this face… This is the evolution of man. He's transcended.
No. 364053
>>364031Great find!
>But most of all, I didn't throw my morals to waste, I had a self-esteem, I didn't inject fluids into my veins, or force smoke into my brain… I could never be friends with the "Goths" I saw at school because they were merely whore-ish preps in black… I can picture Greg writing all this just because some goth kid called him a pussy in high school.
No. 364055
>>364053This sounds word for word like both his books lol
He's so original.
No. 364063
>>364003Note how he's not talking about seeing her, but rather her seeing him. He didn't want her around "at least 80% of [his] time" because he enjoyed spending time with her but because he wanted her to be his constant audience.
>>364012MODS
spoiler pls
>>364053>whore-ish prepsHe and Raven truly are soulmates. Too bad she's like forty years too old for him.
No. 364066
>>364031biggest kek of mah life
LMFAO
No. 364073
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I thought it was "so gay"
No. 364091
>>364053It's comments like this that make it hard for me to truly discredit everything "HSanon" said at one time… but it's entirely possible they found that comment or account too.
Apparently HSanon said Grease was even rejected by the goths and metalheads in school because of his shitty attitude, and that one of the metalheads beat the shit out of him during lunch in the canteen… so he was basically an outsider of even the outsider cliques.
I'm really not surprised though, the teachers probably had their eye on him all the time with his love of wearing dusters to school, god-complex, school shooter essays and loner behavoir.
No. 364093
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>>364012And I thought THIS was bad…
No. 364102
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>>364095Someone should send him some to his home address along with this card when his birthday arrives
No. 364104
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There's a reason for why certain subjects are taught in schools, smegma! Geeze, what a tard…
No. 364125
>>364116if you're talking about the Cutting video, I'm pretty sure that's just uploaded through Twitter
what's golden is if you do YT search "10 reasons to not cut yourself", a 4 year old Onion video comes up with the same character he's using in his most recent UhOhBro vid.
No. 364128
>>363923such skill much writing prowess
he has the smallest dick. you know it. famewhores always do.
No. 364135
Onin's flawless dating advice
it all connects now! it's really creepy and weird.
http://www.lifeofonion.com/index.php?title=Evo_Psyche:_Love_%26_War No. 364141
>>363907Okay but if she's as sick as they all say she is, then three meals a day may very well be too much for her? Like you can't go from starving yourself to having three meals a day in one step. One average-sized meal can be enough to make someone vomit if they're not used to the portions. There's no point eating if you're just gonna puke it up. Actually digesting one meal is better than vomiting up three.
I think she's sick too but it's ridiculous for him to think that his dumbass tweets and videos will just snap her out of it and cure all her problems. Tweeting "I told you so GET HELP" isn't actually helpful, gargoyle.
No. 364149
>>363997she barely even interacted with mercedes when they weren't pulling this "LOL look at my gf, im so gay" queerbaiting-type stunt. even though they apparently grew up together. she doesn't talk to people who aren't infatuated with her.
she just wants a live in fan. why don't they advertise that? both of them? "We want a hot fangirl to live in our guest house who will conveniently disappear when Lainey feels like she's not getting enough attention"
No. 364151
>>364135Fuuuuck! It always takes me forever to get through anything he writes because of all the damned tildes and ellipses. His writing is so awful that it beggars belief.
I'd always thought he was a narc, but you can add megalomaniac to the list. Such a twat.
No. 364173
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>>364164does anyone else see the resemblance??
No. 364174
>>364173Don't insult Dr. Nassif like that…
DuBrow, is that you?
No. 364178
>>364164I feel your pain, anon…
The weird thing is, he used to tan well and I'm not talking about burnt pig skin-looking either.
No. 364193
>>364173No he has a normal looking face. Onion looks like the lovechild of carrot top and a chucky doll. But maybe Nassif can give him some plastic surgery to fix his scary mug.
>>364179I like how she barely tweets now, but makes sure to jump on any bisexual/agender tag that's trending. You're married with two kids. Why is your sexuality the most important thing to you? You are in the straightest relationship ever supposedly for the rest of your life, yet all you talk about is wanting to date and your sexuality. Get some friends your age instead of just trying to find a girlfriend if you're so happy in your marriage.
No. 364205
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>>364173He looks like everyone with bad botox.
No. 364266
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>>364238Are you sure about that?
No. 364316
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>>364234My guess is it's an embarrassing attempt to glom onto Phil's similarly-aged fanbase. I doubt he'd ever respond.
No. 364319
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Why did lameo reblog shit about taurus? That's not her or onion's sign. That is however billie's horoscope. Idk anyone else in their life that is a taurus. Mercedes isn't either.
No. 364321
>>364319she might have birthcharted and saw taurus somewhere. it's tumblr trendy to post about your rising sign and moon and whatever.
>>364316>44k likes for Phil>866 likes for Onionyep he's definitely gonna pay attention to you
No. 364323
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Another douchey comment to Phil.
No. 364367
>>364319I hate to be that bitch but Lainey's birthday is 16th October '94 so I believe her rising sign is Capricorn.
I think Grog's is Aquarius.
Billie is indeed Taurus. (So was Shiloh.)
Also that is the cringiest fucking post ever
No. 364376
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Just saw this and laughed
No. 364399
>>364319>>364321Yeah but all her other reblogs are about missing someone and loving someone you can't have anymore. I highly doubt they are about Mercades.
Why would Mercades waste her time dating someone who is still super hung up on an ex?
No. 364407
>>364384I think it's been established that Mercades was just visiting and they're just old high school friends catching up. The "are they/aren't they" thing was probably just a ruse set up by Onion to get more views.
I also think the whole Lainey/Mercades thing was to help Lainey look like less of a mess after that Billie fallout. Perhaps even to make Billie feel replaced and jealous.