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No. 360570
OLD THREAD
>>>/pt/347211 GENERAL BIO
>creater of the Poop Brooch>bandwagon cosplayer>genderfluid, bisexual, has a phobia of CIS men>pathological liar>produces horrible DeviantArt yaoi with incorrect anatomy>stalker of cosplay groups>makes copy cosplays of people that she hates to 'out-do them'>has dragon spirit split personalities>has a magical third eye with chakra reading abilitiesUPDATES
>still claims autism as the reason for her behavior, bad job, and no life>claims to be in love with mystery person on FB>was going to move to DC, then to LA, has done neither and doesn't mention it anymore>takes cosplay selfies in her underwear at 2 A.M.>did BDSM fetish Aoba photoshoot in Katsucon hallways>hosting panel at Momocon with no transportation>hosting cosplay picnic at Maymont in April, a dozen people estimated to show up No. 360571
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Updating with this since the last one reached max reply limit.
She's gone back on her swear not to fly again and she's traveling with a case identical to the one she lost (and got money for) last time.
Bet that trick won't work twice, Ashley.
No. 360605
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I keep seeing this thread and this girl's face and it just hit me she reminds me of Prudence from the Rugrats.
No. 360616
>>360614I think she did mention working on a powerpoint. She can't even write a resume with Office 365 skills written in it so how is she going to make a powerpoint?
>>360612Don't forget she's going to a convention in Florida and going to Disney World too.
No. 360686
>>360648You and OP, doing God's work.
I had thought about what pics to use for a new post… I was gonna use the one with her leg up in the air and the collar and chain one where she is kissing some poor bastard's foot (I think that's what she's supposed to be doing) but these are just as inspired.
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No. 360848
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>>360810dear god i hope you guys have just re-summoned her, i miss that wild ranch-flavored ride
No. 360879
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from her powerpoint
No. 360905
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>>360879>tip'sSeriously though how is she going to teach people to construct cosplays when she can't even hem fabric correctly?
No. 360989
>>360605>>360411I am mildly surprised Ash isn't riding the SU bandwagon. She would make a really good Amethyst.
>>360612I get the feeling she mixed up SakuraCon with the Sakura festival in DC. IDK. Ash ain't a bright one.
>>360614>>360879Oh lord, sort of like her comics and how people would gently suggest typo/grammar corrections and she'd be butthurt over it.
>>360621Ahahaha, if she brings attention to those places, they'll get more traffic and people will learn more about her bullshit. Goddamn Ash, you're pants on head retarded.
No. 361144
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I'll believe it when I see it. She's lying out her ass like usual.
No. 361198
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No. 361231
>>361198TAKE. A. CAB. BITCH.
Or the MARTA! It has a stop right there! I have to use it when I fly in for Atlanta cons, it's not that hard! Is she really "too good" to use public transportation?!!! Why does she always expect everyone to drop everything and give her what she wants and treat her like a fucking princess? Hell no Ashley, you fucked over way too many people for them to want to give you rides to any cons now. You're gonna have to suck that shit up and ride public transportation you goddamn leach.
No. 361270
>>361231But a cab is expensiiiiive, anon! She can't afford that with all she spent on her cosplays and whatever else she spent her cash on.
But really this just pisses me off.
>gets panel slot for Momo just for the free badges>asks everyone to help her with her panel she hasn't even fully planned out>didn't even work out how to get to the con ahead of time>couldn't bribe anyone to carpool with a free badge (which says a lot)>asks people to find her a cheap flight instead of doing it herself>still is iffy on flight>begging for people to make the 20+ minute ride one way to pick her up for free No. 361298
>>361270Kayak for a cheap flight.
Get the Lyft app for the airport ride
Call the hotel for a room. Done. Real adulting.
This can all be done within an hour. Maybe two if the flight or hotel bookings are being finicky.
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OH NO.
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No. 361442
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No. 361443
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No. 361444
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No. 361459
>>361428Her panel is something like Cosplay Safety Tips and I think the panel committee and us both are confused right now because none of this sounds safety related. It's just a Cosplay 101 panel taught by a shitty cosplayer.
>teaching makeup>asks friends for makeup photos because hers are bad>teaching crossplay>asks friends for crossplay photos because hers are bad>etc etc etcIf you can't even live up to the standards you're trying to teach others about, you're not qualified to run the panel.
No. 361460
>>361444Lol. No public school in her area teaches creationism instead of sex ed that doesn't even make sense wtf, and Virginia is not part of the Bible belt.
It's possible there's a religious school teaching creationism instead of evolution, I guess. But mostly I think she's lying, as usual. And also getting her ~issues to be outraged about~ fucked up, as usual.
Ashley Bailey, never letting a chance for oppression points go to waste since… forever.
No. 361461
>>361460If she had said creationism instead of evolution I would have believed it but creationism instead of sex ed? On what dragon spirit alternate reality does that make sense? Creationism only works as an origin theory, not a "How do babies happen?" theory.
But you're spot on about oppression points. She's like that Tumblr stereotype where a boring heterosexual white girl just doesn't feel cool enough so she finds the most popular/long-winded titles to say she's a heterosexual white girl but still claim oppression if you call her out on anything.
That and if anyone calls her out on her bullshit opinions it's automatically X's fault for convincing her, swaying her, etc. "I'm not for hoarding, you guys! I just let the rescue people make me think that way!!"
No. 361473
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Didn't her mom practically blackface trying to be Snooki one year for Halloween? She was slathered in that tanner lotion.
No. 361477
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>>361473Ended up finding a picture. Not as bad as I remembered because I saw one of her outside in natural lighting but still bad. Also she wrote a letter to Snooki?
No. 361478
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Meanwhile her sister is actually decent at cosplay.
No. 361504
>>361499That's pretty average. I wouldn't think twice about it if I would see her. Ash is a train wreck.
>>361437Why would she address a very controversial topic that she has no knowledge of… And why has she never heard of Google? There's so many things wrong with her
No. 361530
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Anyone remember this saga?
No. 361532
>>361495It's going to backfire really hard on her.
>>361515This.
No. 361539
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SHE'S GONNA DO IT
No. 361544
>>361539This will be a trainwreck of epic proportions.
Ashley, I realize you think Lolcow is out to get you, but I am seriously begging you, for your own good, don't do this presentation. There is absolutely NO upside to this for you, and there is no good that will come of it. At all.
No. 361549
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No. 361550
>>361539I wanna see the online bullying one. Because of course she is going to talk about being on LOL cow.
Problem is once they see that, they are going to look it up and see how horrible she really is.
No. 361582
>>361573In fairness SJW's targeted a POC cosplayer saying she was changing her skin tone. She litterally got so much hate that she had to post a picture of her normal clothes and the picture she was being target on like "FUQ u I'm bronze naturally", so (white) people are so easy to go on a which hunt for anyone wearing a slight concealer or highlights that go darker than their skin tone.
>>361495I'm not suprised ash would be one of the people out to bash cosplayers. She's done it so many times before.
No. 361602
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She wore this to go see Beauty and the Beast. And least she left the unicorn horn at home that she wore to Cracker Barrel.
No. 361629
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>>361602Is she cosplaying from my little pony?
Spoilered for pony
No. 361766
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No. 361863
>>361549I have literally never seen someone so smug….
also who is she cosplaying here? anyone have a side by side they can show ? im not very smart in weeby knowledge despite all my efforts lmao
No. 361865
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>>361863Princess Serenity from Sailor Moon. The resemblance is uncanny, isn't it?
No. 361866
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>>361863It REALLY is not something to be looking so smug about. She looks nothing like her, and neither does her shitty dress.
No. 361870
>>361866The only thing she got right was the color of the fabric and the circles on the top. Other than that, nothing looks the same.
I notice she does that a lot with her cosplays though. She'll add details that aren't from the original like she's incapable of really seeing a design as it is rather than what she wants it to be.
No. 361914
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>>361900Maybe she mashed the original design with the dress Usagi wore when she was kidnapped? Still looks ridiculous, but it kind of has similar elements to whatever the fuck she was trying to do.
No. 362042
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Why is she of all people making a panel like this? Ash, you are such a hypocrite! And for the love of God, you're choosing to fly again? After you said you werent going to do it again?? Ain't nobody has got time for your complaining ass. The next thing you know she'll be complaining to United, American, Spirit, etc about some random bad shit happening to her and quite possibly getting someone else fired from the airport.
No. 362049
>>361870Now there's doing your own design with a character (such as the steampunk phase that everyone went through) and then theres just completely fucking it up
If you decide to do your own details and version of a character it's best that you atleast include traits that will be recognizable….
such as, keep an empire waist but adding some extra beading around the top would be okay…. and if that material on the bottom was flowy and light….rather than straight, stiff and shiny…. people may recognize it better…
also if she used a chiffon for the sleeve puffs rather than slapped on some old pillow cases…
I'm nervous for how she's gonna do her wig….
Girl shits out a cosplay every week it feels like and yet you never see improvements….
No. 362075
>>362042Wow for a hobby that is all about creativity and showmanship that power point slide shows .5% effort. Everyone is going to be so board
"Tips and tricks desu!"
Wew original.
No. 362098
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>>361866>kek'd at filenameShe's tried it before, but iirc, her Serenity wig was one of those that got lost in the airline saga a few months ago.
>>362049Well, here's the first one.
No. 362107
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>>362098>that eyeliner i know i shouldn't be surprised tho
No. 362169
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If any one gets a copy from her DO NOT POST IT. If it gets posted and we mock how bad it is she'll change it completly before Momocon.
If any one gets a copy save it until Momocon's precon for those of us who can't see the trainwreck in person in its full glory since she'll be unable to change it last minute.
No. 362280
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WHAT THE FUCK?! THIS LOOKS NOTHING LIKE KONOE FROM LAMENTO. GTFO OF THE NITRO PLUS CHIRAL FANDOM IN GENERAL! FUCK!
No. 362282
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>>362098What is she thinking with that necklace?! (Obvious shit eyeliner aside) Seriously, that necklaces makes zero sense.
No. 362285
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WTF IS THIS BS?! SHE HAS NO WAY OF GETTING THERE! WHY?!
No. 362298
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"All touched up" that one circle that's tucked in when the others aren't literally triggers me. Also fuck that person lying to her telling her this looks good, people like that are the problem.
No. 362354
>>362283She spent a week saying she was moving to DC then suddenly she's moving to LA with her sister and then suddenly she's not because her sister told their mom.
She acts like her parents are holding her hostage in the house when every argument they have is over them wanting her to gtfo.
No. 362370
>>362298Not as
Triggering as this makeup attempt from
>>362098 No. 362381
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>>362378in order for that to be her nipple instead of a shadow (more likely) her nipples would have to sit about here in pic related. lrn2anatomy anon
No. 362477
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You know a responsible adult would have the money to get a new phone using their emergency savings. They'd also have enough money to pay for a way to the convention they spent money on a room for.
No. 362488
>>362443Have you never seen Loonie's nipples? Her nipples taught me that nips can end up in pretty odd places.
I wouldn't be surprised if that was Ash's nipple.
No. 362647
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I LEGIT DIED AT HER PHONE CATCHING ON FIRE PART!
No. 362701
>>362691Sure, she should get her money back/replacement if there was a fault with the phone.
But if she did something to bork her phone (getting it wet, dropping it etc) then she has no grounds to claim on.
I could be wrong if the laws are different in the USA.
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ignoring the fact that she posted a pic of herslef crying (i honestly can't believe lol)
what the fuck is her address? i'm sending her a jar of vaseline for those fucking lips holy shit. also nice fucking mullet, ashley
No. 362720
>>362717jesus tap dancing christ her hairstyle
just… wow.
No. 362792
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Incoming "I'm a leading expert on this topic I've talked to soooo many professionals, I know more than you… ok but no one agrees with me and provided proof so I guess I was lied to again! This always happens to me because I'm a naive autistic lol" argument collage. I marked her backpedaling moment with a star.
This comes from the WOMAN who thinks packing tape/duct tape is A+ binding material despite her ripping a chunk of her skin off one time.
Also I have some bonus updates including her getting back into Tumblr.
No. 362793
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>>362792She's hopping back on the Disney bandwagon and creating a frankendress.
No. 362794
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>>362793and her new tumblr with posts about how she's a raging bitch and proud because otherwise she might be a murderer.
Also she's "Queer Bait" which doesn't mean what she thinks it means.
http://ashlikestodraw.tumblr.com/ No. 362808
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>>362717She's got some Eugene levels of hair here.
No. 362974
>>362970Tripod-san. She borrows him from PT after midnight.
But no, it's probably her webcam. The niece is just there to be Ash's #1 fan in her mind. Niece probably doesn't care too much but Ash likes to think she's the amazing idol everyone looks up to.
No. 362988
>>362577this isn't how intersex works, I seriously hate people who use "intersex" as a way to seem more interesting. Like, yeah, super proud you have a birth defect, huh?
t. intersex SWYER syndrome anon
No. 362999
>>362995Her FB is friends only so check her Tumblr (linked above) or her cosplay FB (AxelAsh Cosplay?) or her Instagram (AxelAsh or axel_gears?)
Found some videos. She did a 'makeup tour' of her case and there's nothing but dozens of wigs in ziplock bags on the floor
http://www.imgrum.org/user/axel_gears/3065330266/1394816524673667560_3065330266 No. 363023
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No. 363070
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Old but gold
No. 363071
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Anyone know what this is?
No. 363075
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She went on stage with this…
No. 363076
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Such a flattering pic
No. 363077
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This one actually looks semi decent but I bet she didn't make the dress
No. 363097
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Surprised she hasn't become a furry before now.
No. 363143
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I would be pissed if I worked somewhere I couldn't keep my tips. Especially if my tips got split with someone like Ash.
No. 363144
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>>363143This is how she looks at work. How the ever loving fuck does she have a job.
No. 363208
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>>363075Lord have mercy… What was she thinking??
No. 363220
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Who takes pics like this???
No. 363227
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I still don't understand
No. 363229
>>363211Wait now, don't go bashing people for "hanging out" with Ashley's disgusting ass, because how else are our secret agent farmers going to bring that sweet sweet (and disgustingly sour) milk from our gullible cow? None of us know who all of the other farmers are and neither does Ashley. But at this point I'm willing to believe that
anyone who "hangs out" with her disgusting ass is only doing so for the lolz and to gather information, or are simply uninformed.
No. 363249
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Is she pregnant with the dragon??
No. 363251
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Secret Agent Farmer reporting in with these pics!
No. 363252
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Mission report:speechless
No. 363253
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Incoming storm
No. 363303
>>363253>is allergic to the brand she uses almost constantly>45 minutes later picks a fight with her mom and is going to run awayIf you were going to move to LA you'd have done it by now, not spend money on Sakuracon and whatever else you're pulling out your ass.
>>363269Her with kids is a nightmare scenario. She claims her parents won't let her go anywhere by herself to begin with so imagine being that irresponsible and then having a living human to take care of.
No. 363324
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I have no sympathy towards her. She should've taken care of herself when she got that large check from Delta but instead we get "feeling sorry for thyself" selfies.
No. 363341
>>363227Her Noiz wig is so butchered that it
triggers me, putting on a shitty wig and a Noiz hat does not make a proper cosplay!
No. 363353
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Kek, them lips!
No. 363356
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Had this saved forever and just found it today.
No. 363379
>>363354Ok, now I am curious what Ashley was doing immediately prior to those comments, if her mother indeed made them.
The fact that she's telling people not to tell her mother Ashley accused her of saying those things makes me wonder if this event occured anywhere except in Ashley's mind. Still, if my mother said stuff like that to me, I would, in fact, pack my shit and get out, even if i had to sleep under a bridge somewhere.
The fact that she can't because she is that fucking helpless and dependent on people she claims abuse her should make her feel ashamed and embarrassed.
No. 363407
>>363354Going to take a stab at the actual events that transpired…
Mom tells Ash to do something like wash the dishes, clean her room, etc. Ash whines that she can't because she has depression from the bullies on the internet. Mom tells her if she has depression she needs to go to the doctor. Ash refuses. Mom tells her it sounds like she just wants to be lazy. Ash stamps her feet and screeches like a velociraptor. Mom tells her if she doesn't like living here then she's more than welcome to live somewhere else. More unintelligible screeching from Ash involving hurling "I wish I was never born! This is all your fault for having me!" Stomps back into her room, stomping on all her cosplay items that have been carelessly left on the floor.
End Scene.
No. 363416
>>363364I tried but MS Paint skills only go so far and I don't think they were usable.
>>363404Same here anon. I tried to help her a while back and got an excuse for every thing I suggested. She kept saying her family prevented her from doing any option I gave her. It just struck me so much of my ex-friend who's an older version of her. Ex-friend wanted to spend $350 on a plane ticket to a convention because "My mum won't pay for a bus ticket, she doesn't like the bus." even though the bus was only $100 and we'd be traveling together. This added with a 27 year old having to rely on her mum for travel money and permission to travel. This is all while getting into fights with her parents over her not having a job or being independent one minute and then crying the next that them not giving her money/a new car means they're trying to keep her dependent forever and won't let her out of the house.
I don't believe for a second that her family is THAT controlling if she's using her own money with how she manages to go to so many conventions despite never being able to find a ride.
Her using excuses like "My parents won't let me do this, say this, go here, etc" is just an excuse because I'm pretty sure she's been "told" she can't do something or go somewhere and then she does it anyway.
>>363407Considering she's bragged multiple times about doing a stint in a medical ward for her depression/suicide attempts I'm pretty sure you're spot on with her using depression to get out of doing stuff.
She'll say one minute her parents want her out of the house and then the next she has no freedom because they won't let her do anything.
No. 363438
>>363407That is so spot on it's terrifying. That's how she's behaved every time I've seen her.
>>363416I feel your pain, Anon. I've tried so hard to help her and it's the exact same thing. Just making excuses as to why she can't do something, even if it's something simple that would drastically improve her cosplay, etc. God forbid you ever offer the smallest, nicest, littlest suggestion of constructive criticism, she goes up like Pompeii in an instant.
I wish there were a way to discretely meet you other Farmers at conventions without Ash finding out.
No. 363476
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>>363475Samefag but I have to share this
No. 363477
>>363447Ash apparently goes to almost all of the cons I go to and I always wonder if I'll ever catch a glimpse of her, part of me wants to meet her just once to say I have.
>>363476Oh god Ash SHUT UP, just focus on getting a real job and out of the house and not blaming it on everyone but yourself.
No. 363478
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>Hey guys my parents are totally abusing me but I'm leaving anyway but also I'm going to a beauty school I can't afford right after I buy a car, my own house in Florida, and dental work on my teeth
No. 363483
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>>363478>>363482Even if she got in she can't pay for it. I did a quick net fund thing and since I highly doubt she'll get any FAFSA money, she's screwed.
No. 363485
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This is the same roomie who Ash expected to clean, cook, and wash clothes for her. Sounds just like her mom since Ash bragged about washing her clothes before her mom could get to them for the first time just a few weeks ago.
No. 363486
>>363478>>363482LOL Empire is the literal Walmart of beauty schools. They'll admit anyone who walks through the fucking door.
Google "Empire Beauty School scam/complaints" and you'll find a bunch of shit on them. A lot of other "students" are welfare rats going to keep their food stamps, the schools are always dirty as fuck with outdated materials, the instructors won't let you use the actual chemicals for hair processes and make you use WATER, no actual lesson plan, etc
No. 363489
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>>363487The net cost calculator likes to add a ton for "estimated other expenses" but everything above that is pretty spot on. She'd be paying at least 10k a semester in tuition/fees/books/supplies which is like an entire year in a community college cosmetology class but that's beneath Ash.
Unrelated, I found this while browsing her feed and I thought she had a mystic dragon seeing therapist? Noticed
>>363476 here she also admits she's not seeing her therapist and probably hasn't for ages since they'd recommend meds and she's not been on them for 2 years.
No. 363490
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>>363489Another cap. OP comment was "I dislike your parents"
No. 363491
>>363490maybe the dog bit you because you're a filthy person and dogs see true personalities? also, reprimand? you can tell it "don't bite", your mom doesn't have to do EVERYTHING for you.
GOD, this bitch.
No. 363493
>>363489>>363490And if anyone's curious, this entire fight started at 1:24AM about two hours after Ash was costesting Serenity.
She comments that her mom is crying in the other room at 1:40AM.
Says she's going to bed at 2:22am.
Both her parents work, don't they? Why the everlovingfuck are they up that late if Ash didn't wake them up doing fuckall like the nightowl she is? If she can hear her mom crying then they must be right across the hall or something. Ash probably woke them up and just didn't give a shit because I'M A GROWN ADULT.
No. 363496
>>363495But you don't understand, her parents won't LET her do those things. She's physically incapable otherwise, like a magic spell.
You have no idea how tempted I am to out myself with caps of how far she's gone to justify not putting effort into something by throwing her family under the bus. It's not HER fault she doesn't have the money or doesn't want to put in the effort, it's her FAMILY'S fault.. right down to her grandpa. She blames an elderly man for this shit, like when she said it was his fault he refused to help her move.
No. 363497
>>363496Then let me put it this way. What's stopping her to leave?? She could move out anytime! But she refuses cause she's scared she's gonna end up right where she was back when she moved to Florida. Sorry, I'm not buying it. I'd like to see more proof(or at least link me if it's already here) of her family stopping her from growing up and doing the right things for once. I mean her mother practically told her to get the fuck out here
>>363354 so I won't be taking any blah blah blah, her family is the reason why she can't do responsible things.
No. 363499
>>363498As much as I want milk too, Anon should keep themselves safe first.
Ash will get what's coming to her soon enough.
>>363493Why is she cos-testing so late at night anyway!?
No. 363510
>>363071iirc, she had a lot of pride in all her Katniss cosplays because she believed she was literally the best Katniss out there.
Just wow… how does one get their gut to look so bloated all the time.
No. 363511
>>363497>>363498I think
>>363496 was supposed to be sarcastic. But I could be wrong.
No. 363523
>>363512noooo they'e being sarcastic…
when they said "it's likea magic spell" as well as how it's her familys fault, i believe they're quoting something ash has said to them in a dm…
u can take ur tinfoil hat off, it's ok..
No. 363553
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Okay, so I haven't been to her house for years, but because of some comments I thought I'd attempt to give a layout of their tiny home. sorry I only have a mouse and I didn't really care to put effort in anyway, I hope this makes sense. the hallway was barely wider than her iirc.
No. 363588
>>363511>>363512That was me, I was definitely being sarcastic. Every time you offer her help she shoots it down because X family member won't allow it as if that's the be all, end all. Mummy said no because of this bullshit excuse so I'm physically incapable of doing it.
>>363523Thankfully Ash hasn't gone that crazy and claimed her parents are putting spells on her but that's how she acts with her excuses.
>>363553Yeah I was pretty sure her parents were across the hall because in one video Ash was harassing the cat by following it out of her hoarder room into a really clean bedroom across the hall so I figured that had to be the master bedroom. I couldn't believe the difference between the two rooms because there was nothing on the floor and the bed was made really nice while Ash's had stuff on the floor, stained carpeting, and a bunch of Mountain Dew cans everywhere. She looked like she was in a neckbeard den.
No. 363652
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No. 363669
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Axel Ash Bailey
47 mins
Guess who starts cosmetology on my 30th!?
How is she going to pay for this?!
No. 363680
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Between this and having no savings, my bet is Ash is taking out student loans to fund her cosmetology dreams because I doubt she'll get any financial aid and it's too late to file anyway.
No. 363684
>>363652I have the same ear ring set
Well time to burn them.
No. 363686
>>363680
>But the problem is shit happens and before I know it my money is gone."Shit happens", Ash? Really? You mean like you suddenly deciding you want to go to expensive cons, fly there, get expensive hotel rooms, spend a bunch of money on materials that you waste on crap cosplay attempts, etc?
>my family goes "You always make it about you! Why is it always about you?!"Because you're a piece of shit Ash and you treats others like shit, stomp your foot, scream, cry, and act like a goddamn child instead of a mature adult. You're 22, grow the fuck up.
>Then I'd make a savings fund :D aka do not touch fund (sound advice)>Ash laughs derisively because she does not understand the concept of "do not touch" when it comes to anything.>"BUT HOW WILL I GO TO CONVENTIONS IF I DON'T TOUCH THE MONEY I SHOULD BE SETTING ASIDE TO BE AN ADULT?!" No. 363691
>>363685Her cruel, evil parents that abuse her.
>>363686Shit literally happens, just look at all her costumes she spent all her money on.
No. 363735
File: 1490657498687.png (42.13 KB, 515x416, uhoh.PNG)
God help you, local farmers.
No. 363739
>>363738This is probably the fourth or fifth "hot cosplayer" she's mentioned in the past three months alone. It's always "This hot cosplayer is following me!" or "This hot cosplayer replied to my comment!"
She's already called herself a "lonely lunchbox and a single pringle" and probably fapping to picturing them doing ship photos together.
No. 363757
>>363756It's not lessons, its mandatory school and you can do it without your learners (at least in my state).
Sage for a little off-topic
No. 363799
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Lmao I can't stop laughing at this picture
No. 363801
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These are in /tagged/wicca on her blog, why does she tag this shit with wicca? Literally what.
No. 363827
>>363799This is what she begs people to come over and photograph her for. I'd be too ashamed to even do this with a tripod.
>>363801This is shit you'd see a child coming up with, not a full grown adult. Part of me wants to believe it's all for attention but after a while you start to believe your own delusions.
No. 363867
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Lmao, that crazy talent, such business insight, I wonder how many takers there were
No. 363871
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>>363827Ash is a perfect example of someone who hasn't grown out of chuunibyo phase.
No. 363895
File: 1490733600005.png (111.16 KB, 1026x549, ash1.PNG)
Take your topic pick, farmers.
Mine is
>$5,500 or more from FAFSA
She's a dependent that's employed. I'm unemployed and independent and I only got $5,815 for the year.
No. 363905
File: 1490736487642.png (139.61 KB, 436x1267, uhoh.PNG)
I'M SCREAMING
I watched this go down until she rage quit over some one pointing out she needs money to go to conventions. I can feel that block coming.
No. 363911
>>363906So sad I don't have the "privilege" of hearing about her college anymore.
Fucking get over yourself Ash.
No. 363913
>>363906>>363905She does realize that if she's paying bit by bit on her schooling, plus her hours getting cut from work, alone with her only working 4 days a week with 4 hours a day, with only getting $7.50 an hour, she's NOT gonna have enough for fucking conventions, let alone cosplays. LIKE R U FOR REAL ASHLEY?! THIS IS SIMPLE MATH! There's just no fucking way you can do both!
I'm waiting for that GoFundme to happen.
No. 363921
File: 1490739336060.png (499.09 KB, 486x536, sigh.PNG)
Meaning she didn't get asspats and people telling her to go to a convention every other month on money she doesn't have.
No. 363922
File: 1490739564586.jpg (28.82 KB, 400x400, IMG_4771.JPG)
I'm so excited for the incoming baaaaw-fest
No. 363931
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Idk if this was posted or not btw wtf is talking about now
No. 363933
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>>363928>>363929>>363930Holy shit I'm dying! She fed me the same bullshit when it came to her trying to move to D.C! EXACT. SHIT. It's supposedly some sort of insurance her grandpa has on her. First she was going to use it for her car, then to move to D.C., and now it's the same excuse to cover her ass about college so she can still go to conventions. I guarantee you she'll whine next week about her grandpa not giving her the money, just like the last two times.
No. 363959
>>363953It's repulsive. Even if she loses weight in the future, she's ruined her body. I can only imagine the stretch marks and sagging excess skin. I'd kill myself if I ever got that big, there's no going back.
How much money do you think she spends on food lol
No. 363962
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>>363905>my cosplays put me a step above the rest of the classGurl…This level of delusion is sad.
No. 363982
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This bitch is a train wreck
No. 364017
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>>363819Well theres this. And she rbed a giveaway post to win a dragon dildo, so.
No. 364024
>>363835 see
>>363071 >>363076
She has tits, just binds them with duct tape.
No. 364027
>>364017Just waiting for "Guys I'm not a virgin anymore! I was totally fucked by a dragon!"
>>364021Still? She's never had one. You know she'd never be able to afford a Bad Dragon dildo.
But can you imagine the disgusting condition she'd leave a sex toy in if she did have one? You know she'd never take care of it or wash it appropriately, and bacteria would build up so fast. She'd have crotch rot within a week.
No. 364037
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Did this panel of her comic ever get posted? Her art kills me inside.
No. 364070
>>364054I'm still on her Facebook and am wearing pretty thin myself, but thankfully I keep a low profile and only offer advice to her occasionally so I don't burn myself out; she's more exhausting than our queen. I mostly observe and screencap when I can, but sometimes I miss things because I actually have a life when compared to Ash and can't post/check Facebook religiously, so I appreciate you other farmers, especially when it comes to something Ash deleted and I can only read here.
I think we should join the discord chat and set up a Skype group or something to share our caps with each other without risking outing ourselves, but I'm hesitant because I know Ash has a few people who lurk here that report back to her. (Hi Micah! Keep stroking the dick you wish you had up on your high horse, I know you're here because you can't stand Ash either and like to pretend you're not one of us!)
No. 364074
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…Apparently not only is she completely ignorant of how sex works, she also doesn't understand giving birth. Twins that are two DAYS apart?! What the actual fuck. And of course the older than dirt cliche of twins being ~total opposites~ of each other.
No. 364077
>>364065She's not taking the bus. I've got pm caps I'll post when I get home.
>>364070I'm just getting in too deep. Like 50% of caps here are probably mine and I just need to cut my losses before I get even more salty than I am because I'm likely to just want to shake her if I ran into her at a con. She's just so damn stupid and up her own as it should be physically impossible for her to breathe.
I'm just going to dump everything I've got when I get home and unfriend her before I lose my mind since I'm already on her to-block list next time she gets paranoid.
No. 364096
>>364074Is there anything at all she does that isn't half-assed? JFC. Why can't she LOOK at this, or anything she does, and see the problems with it. I legit don't get how she can look at herself in a mirror in her various outfits and think she looks even just OK, much less "cute" or "hot" as she consistently describes herself. And I legit don't get how her mother could take one look at her and not give her the "You march right back into your room and change into something decent, young lady! You aren't leaving the house looking like that!!!" speech.
Ffs. Most lolcows here make me laugh, but Ashley is legit frustrating to watch. I never saw someone who was so utterly determined to go through life sideways. There isn't a single decision she makes that isnt't the worst possible choice.
No. 364140
>>364136Her deviantart. Since her patreon flopped as we all predicted.
>>364074Her defense is literally "They lay eggs and I do what I want."
No. 364152
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Even her OCs don't
Make sense
No. 364153
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Doing some farm work!
No. 364156
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Research is a good thing to do when creating a character…. just saying
No. 364157
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And here we go
No. 364163
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>>364160I'm the farmer above and seriously she'll do or say something to just make you reach the breaking point. She takes no advice, doesn't thank you for help, she'll steal your ideas and everything.
Guess why she's making all these robe wearing characters and tried to make her own cosplay and then abandoned it? I had a fucking 10 minute conversation with her about it and she tried to suddenly make it a duo cosplay.
Also don't give her anything, this is how it'll end up. If you're reading this, Ashley, YOU DON'T SELL STUFF SOMEONE GAVE YOU, YOU SHIT.
No. 364166
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>>364163And last update caps for me. Dumping everything I've got on her so it might take a bit. I'll try to section it all by topic once I dig through my PM's.
No. 364180
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Anons who wanted to talk on discord or skype, do any of you use telegram?
No. 364181
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Okay so I can't access most of my chat history past 2017 even after I downloaded everything I could to recover it.
Asked my friend to see if I've sent them any of the caps since my laptop had to be replaced right at the beginning of January but that may take some time.
Here's the last messages I have with her though and I'll make it up to everyone with cap from her powerpoint for Momocon since I doubt she'll bother to change anything even if we laugh at it.
No. 364182
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1/15 for the slides
No. 364183
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>don't brag
No. 364184
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3/15
No. 364185
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4/15
No. 364186
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5/15
No. 364188
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6/15
No. 364190
File: 1490822347237.png (537.01 KB, 1130x576, ducttape.PNG)
7/15
No. 364191
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8/15
>>364190Also this is the most fucked up slide in the entire presentation. She's ripped skin off herself before trying to bind but now she's telling an entire room of people to fuck themselves up permanently.
No. 364194
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9/15
No. 364195
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10/15
This slide alone shows how unaware she is. Just look at what she included to show strangers.
No. 364196
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11/15
No. 364199
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12/15
No. 364200
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13 or 14/15
I think I miscounted the slides.
No. 364201
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Last slide and probably the funniest. She went through with the cosplay bullying thing against all rational thought.
No. 364202
>>364196Are my eyes going to shit or are the "NOT OKAY" examples….a picture of an actual black/brown person and a picture of someone dressed as…Wall-E?
What the fuck is she on about?
No. 364212
>>364181thank you so much, Anon. Talking to her seems very frustrating.
Also, I don't understand what her panel is about at all. It kind of seems like an introduction to cosplay but I doubt people need that at a convention? Why is she covering so little of so many things? This is not helpful for anyone.
No. 364222
>>364196So if a black person cosplays as a white character it's all love and flowers, "You go girl!" etc. and if a white person cosplays as a black character it's racist? Just how? It's like saying that drag queens are sexist and offending women. I swear to God, I'm a liberal bitch but I'll never understand this. It makes absolute no sense and always comes from people who say shit like "Let ppl cosplay what they like!! Be nice ok!!"
Sage for OT
No. 364242
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>>364186"don't go to the con if you can't afford it!"< Dead
"pay your way on time"
"Bills first"
HAHAHAHAHAA
"Duct tape"
OMFG WHY ARE YOU TEACHING THEM THAT?!? THAT IS EXTREMELY DANGEROUS!!!!
"Don't start or get involved with Con drama"
Which you do most of the time
"don't hand out alcohol"
Given they are of age I do what the fuck I want
"Do not purchase NSFW content"
Same response as above
No. 364256
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>>364183what's that first hot pink slide? it looks so bad from the thumbnail
>>364184gdi ash the spelling of milanoo is IN THE MEME YOU USED! also ebay has the same shit that aliexpress does, just marked up
>>364185what to look for: literally every possible aspect of makeup
>GLUE STICKS FOR HIDING BROWSomfg is that how hers always turn so terrible? getting war flashbacks to grell…
>>364186>don't go to the con if you can't afford itit's so hypocritical i'm actually speechless. all these rules she doesn't follow whatsoooever.
>>364190flashbacks to that one cosplay that her pendulous breasts were wrapped in flesh toned packing tape
>>364194>looking like you're dyingvirtuoso with words as she is with prosthetics
>>364195she really has no shame about that room does she
>>364196this is gonna be a shitstorm
>>364200another bunch of rules she doesn't follow whatsoever
>don't purchase nsfw content for anyone but herselfwhat does this even mean? is she implying that people are buying porn for teens or some shit? i feel like all these pics are things she's personally destroyed
>>364201amazed at no lolcow namedrop. more rules she doesn't follow
i won't even begin to comment on how this pile of shit looks or i'd be here all night but tl;dr WEW LAD it's as bad as the rest of her art
No. 364275
>>364270>>364271>>364273OP here, she didn't research at all. If you google some of the 'good' cosplay shops she lists they're 50/50 for reviews. She only knew what Taobao was because I showed her a costume there I was going to purchase (that she tried to include herself in on) and why you'd purchase cosplay through Rakuten is anyone's guess with the Yen to USD exchange right now.
The only thing funny about all this is that the meme she posted is from /cgl/.
No. 364279
>>364181Her family… would put her in Tuckers (mental institution?)…. if she tried to ride a bus….
Goddammit Ashley, you are such a fucking piece of shit liar, I swear I can't fucking take it anymore.
No. 364285
>>364282She asked a few aka her followers. She outright stole the other ones, especially on the racism slide because there's no way she asked permission for that.
>>364283>>364284Yeah it would have been nice to see in person but it's nice to prevent others from being scarred for life. Ash injured herself tape binding so I don't know why she's suddenly advocating duct tape again.
At least we'll have milk from her freaking out just knowing she might get her badge revoked.
No. 364286
>>364280I thought the exact same. Also, I thought her parents abuse her ? Why would they be SO concerned about her safety they won't even let her take the bus (But taking a fucking plane is somehow "safer" than a bus.)
>>364281Bless.
No. 364292
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAH
No. 364302
>>364186The irony in this entire slide… Hory shiet.
Ash, you are the least responsible person. You never give gas money, or save up for cons, or pay any of your bills. Stop.
No. 364303
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>>364190This bitch is telling people to use gorilla tape on their chest??! Nooo!! Please, do not use gorilla tape on your skin. Holy shit.
No. 364305
>>364196I honest to god hate the whole 'don't tan or use body paint for cosplay' argument. That was never an issue until tumblr. Garnet isn't even a black character either… And I don't get the cosplayer on the left?? She looks fine to me.
I tanned for Aomine from Kuroko no basket and no one gave me issues. It's so dumb to have this mindset.
No. 364314
>>364313She's lying, Anon. The only reason she's using her parents as an excuse is that she's hoping to get pity from someone out there so that they will drive her down and back for free. She doesn't
want to take a bus because she thinks it's beneath her. Literally any time she doesn't want to do something, she'll say her parents won't let her so that people can't really argue it. FFS she said they's put her in Tuckers (mental institution) if she took a bus. Uh, what. It's an old hat lie of hers and it pisses me the fuck off.
No. 364315
>>364305While she's an alien, she is, at the very least, black coded. It's not alright to do blackface for a cosplay, anon. Tanning I think is a little bit different since it can be done naturally. Deliberately painting your skin a different color is different.
Sage for derailing.
No. 364337
>>364190For a presentation on safety her advice doesn't seem to be all that safe…
Also, what does most of this have to do with safety? Shouldn't there be things like "stay hydrated", "make sure you can see where you're going, if not bring a buddy" and "make sure your costumes/props don't have sharp edges".
Instead Ash is using this to talk about her own pet interests like makeup and cross dressing.
>>364184Since when is capable enough to find a taobao reseller or shopping service?
No. 364347
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>FUCKING GORILLA TAPE ON YOU.
>WHY????
I FUCKING USED THAT TO SHUT A CAR DOOR WHY WOULD YOU PUT THAT ON YOUR SKIN?
No. 364348
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Ash is beyond delusional, hypocritical, a pathological liar, mentally unstable, and a sad ass excuse as a cry for attention.
She's gotten it in this negative ass light and now she's trying to harm other people with her toxic ways with this stupid panel. She doesn't even know the goddamn basics of cosplay. much less how to get to a fucking con or save money on her own. I seriously hope Momocon pulls the panel for the whole hellstorm that she plans on bringing.
I just can't stand her in general and now she's trying to teach other people to be like her? Like no, fucking stop.
Go take you cat pissed soaked clothing, your Joe Dirt styled hair cut, your white trash beauty school, your whiny, attention seeking 'eat all my parent's food in the house' ass and grow the fuck up.
For all we know her endgame will be like this picture.
sage for the long rant
No. 364377
>>364372Not to mention the tips she is giving ARE unsafe and potentially harming to people blind enough to follow - gorrila tape for example. recommending duck tape for binding to begin with is stupid… but gorilla tape!!!
she should instead give tips on how to recognize if your binding is too tight and restricting your breathing, the risks that could come with it such as passing out, making sure you practice different techniques before the con etc etc
this is sooo awful, and I feel bad knowing she'll embarrass herself……… until I realize she won't listen to anyone who tries to help her
No. 364378
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>>364354Please stop trying to justify blackface. Either cosplay the character without painting yourself/altering your features or don't do it. That's all.
No. 364380
>>364379Here
assed my sincerest gomen
No. 364381
>>364379The more people that contact them the better. Especially if you provide evidence of the slides but make sure you include the one that shows the entire Google docs screen with the panel name in it as proof that the rest do belong to her panel.
You can send an email to programming at momocon through their panel page and there's a convention contact email somewhere on their site.
No. 364425
>>364421She'll make her parents pay for it. She always finds a way to do something stupid.
>>364424Bless you, Anon. I second this. Everyone please email MomoCon. Let them know.
No. 364426
>>364166I just want to point out that she said "ice bear" instead of POLAR BEAR and I'm dyeing.
>>364196Also to clarify again (since everyone is mostly Ignoring the first anon who said it) the Wall-E cosplayer and Garnett cosplayer are the same person. She is white and the first picture is to show that, but she fucked it up of course.
No. 364436
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>>364426not to defend Ash in any way, shape, or form, but she's talking about the character Ice Bear (the white one in pic related) from the show We Bare Bears.
No. 364482
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>>364448Doesn't seem like it.
I really hope these aren't used.
No. 364483
File: 1490914559255.png (23.42 KB, 633x195, surejan.PNG)
Sure you can, Ash
No. 364486
>>364474There's also the argument that people "white wash" a character if it is a white cosplayer doing it without makeup.
The point is There's no winning the argument. Either you are for it or against it but this has nothing to do with ash besides she's quick to jump on the race train.
can we move on.
>>364482All of the stuff she "gives away" is used.
>>364483Unless you're a body builder you can't do that ash. There is only fat on you. No muscle, video proof or it didn't happen
No. 364488
>>364483The only way she can crush it with her thighs is if she sat on it and her weight did it.
Plus you can't be beautiful if you cry about how you look pregnant and magically want to be thin and "have the perfect body".
No. 364541
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No. 364555
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-chinese names that don't mean anything coherent yet are somehow japanese-
No. 364568
>>364565Yeah, she doesn't research shit. Whenever she has a new "original" idea, it always turns into a mess that just makes her look even worse.
fucking shumai
No. 364571
File: 1490939658953.jpg (132.23 KB, 600x902, shumai.jpg)
N-notice me senpai~~~! B-but p-please d-don't take advantage o-of me~~~~!
No. 364573
>>364555Apparently the symbols for Shu and Dai together can mean "forgotten path?"
Still makes no sense naming Japanese characters after a CHINESE dumpling and using CHINESE characters god Ash
No. 364585
>>364565>the hairFuck I came to ask that
Did she forget to color it in? Is it supposed to be some kind of fucked up baby hairs? Dafaq are we looking at
No. 364606
>>364555I'm forever
triggered at her lack of drape and terrible lineart and bucket fill. Everything she draws seems to have some kind of gradient to it as well.
I mostly have the copypaste leaflets and how distorted it is on the males. She just slapped it on and looks like she ctrl+t, enlarged it and didn't care that it looked so pixelated.
No. 364636
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>>364555 "Original character design"
I see you mimicking the main characters looks from scarlet heart ryo. Don't think I don't…or many that's just me?
No. 364660
>>364555Original idea #79376296B
It'll be tossed aside just like the rest when no one shows any interest.
And you can tell she steals ALL her ideas because every "Hey is this a thing? Because I got an idea!" post is something that is already a thing and she didn't create it. Her OCs are the same way and she's probably still raiding that Taobao shop I sent her for costume designs.
No. 364793
File: 1491008852119.jpg (275.18 KB, 400x400, sX7nCyx.jpg)
>>364555>lost his eye during the battle with tiamatshoulda built some armor then
the abuse of the stamp tool kills me every time though
25 - Engaged - Deaf - INFP - Burner - Stoner - Cantheist Pastafarian - Slytherin
No. 364818
File: 1491015961522.jpg (632.33 KB, 994x1595, Screenshot_20170331-230428.jpg)
She's STILL going to Momocon y'all. She even still has the money to buy some fabric for a new cosplay. FUCKING HELL ASHLEY!
No. 364847
File: 1491020309443.jpg (417.23 KB, 1409x1196, Screenshot_20170401-001625.jpg)
That reminds me about my conversation with her about her "picnic" she was asking about if i cosplay vocaloid
No. 364924
>>364842You know, for all she goes on about farmers and the internet satire bullies, she's incredibly unobservant that anything is going on at all with Momocon.
I'm actually tempted to read her on FB with a bullshit excuse that I accidentally deleted her and see if she bites.
No. 364938
File: 1491053609748.png (143.59 KB, 750x1021, IMG_3727.PNG)
"Life is but a dream for the dead."
No. 364950
>>364938Why do her bosses continue to let her work looking like that?!
I'd be so embarrassed to have her organizing my kid's party like that.
"The color fades along the intervals I follow."
No. 364956
>>364938She looks like a 15 year old boy here. wtf
Never underestimate ones ability to control the elements. You will be surprised how the tides can turn.
No. 364960
>>364938I just don't understand how she thinks this is okay.
sage for complete bewilderment.
No. 364992
>>364938I thought She looked a bit cute in this jfc tha alcohol is kicking in
But I agree, if she lost weight, she'd be a good cross dresser and maybe fix those eyebrows.
No. 364999
>>364950Wait, maybe it's because they think she looks like a fucking party clown.
"Can I be your favorite toy? Play with me, and be too rough. I want you to break me."
No. 365003
File: 1491070949582.jpg (110.83 KB, 1920x1080, AshleyBennette.jpg)
>>364938Can I just say how I love the obvious chunks she took out of her hair with a pair of scissors without any effort, rhyme, or reason? Look at the front and you can tell she just grabbed pieces and chopped.
No. 365007
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>>365003No, it's worse than that. She got all that SHAVED and now it's growing back. Her sides look the same way.
No. 365039
>>364938i dont think anything would help honestly shes so ugly just. All the bad genes.
Who are you when no one is watching?
No. 365057
File: 1491084563478.png (377.72 KB, 1280x897, tumblr_mly6e9u4Rd1rffm52o1_128…)
Whenever I see this, I immediately think of Ashley.
No. 365108
File: 1491100805697.jpg (84.24 KB, 960x636, 404615_501319956553033_3042132…)
>>365080She's probably forgotten all about it. Hasn't even gotten a ride yet.
In other news, I found a pure treasure trove of unsee photos of her.
No. 365121
File: 1491101443978.jpg (70.83 KB, 960x720, 10849731_10205742017730738_399…)
Last one for now.
>>365120And I just realized, isn't this what's her name's husband Ash supposedly sexually harassed?
No. 365123
File: 1491101786044.png (943.35 KB, 750x1334, IMG_0967.PNG)
More pic spam.
Her Monster High Custom work…
RIP those dolls
No. 365124
File: 1491101837163.png (1.95 MB, 750x1334, IMG_0962.PNG)
I have no idea wtf this is
No. 365125
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Fashion Design Pokémon
God help us all
No. 365126
File: 1491101942470.png (345.98 KB, 930x524, Capture.PNG)
>>365123Do you one better.
No. 365129
File: 1491102263473.jpg (82.5 KB, 720x960, 10891888_10205702424300927_393…)
Christ almighty. No wonder she never takes side shot photos. This is from 2014 and she hasn't exercised since.
No. 365158
>>365111Is that… wig hair… caught on her boots?
Or just the cobwebs between her legs?
No. 365173
>>365145I don't follow Axel drama. But I saw this while scrolling,
what the fuck is that ? hahahaha
No. 365184
File: 1491131254596.png (23.26 KB, 750x750, hair-extension-case-comb.png)
>>364541Is that supposed to be Ema from BroCon?
If so, she looks nothing like her lmao
Then again, I could be wrong as it looks like she just threw a random wig on
>>364523>>364524If you're referring to the second comb, it's not missing its tail, it's a styling comb (pic related)
No. 365186
File: 1491132014063.jpg (77.33 KB, 960x720, 11873619_10207545172168472_249…)
>>365158No it's definitely shedding and getting trapped between her boots.
Have some more unseen horror.
No. 365194
>>365188this is probably the thinnest i've ever seen her look
25 - Engaged - Deaf - INFP - Burner - Stoner - Cantheist Pastafarian - Slytherin
No. 365230
File: 1491150874077.png (2.3 MB, 1440x2560, Screenshot_20170402-123033.png)
No. 365237
>>365230Can someone who knows how to sew tell me whats wrong with this because it looks… off
Also Ash. "Well its no wonder that her name means beauty, her looks have got no parallel" Belle is supposed to be pretty. Your face.
No. 365239
>>365237I don't sew well but it looks like she doesn't iron her sections before she pieces them together. You can still see the folds where the fabric was folded at purchase. If she doesn't do this, nothing will piece together right. This is true of even simple things (potholders, for example).
Mishapenness could be due to not knowing about the bias (fabric is more stretchy in one direction than others), as well. If not put together with oriented bias, some parts stretch in other direction, some the other direction…gets messy.
No. 365243
>>365237Everything. Everything is wrong with it.
The bodice doesn't fit and probably wouldn't fit anyone on this planet since the seams don't follow the curve of the body, the gathers on the skirt are uneven, the skirt is not even fully sewn into the bodice????? How do you even do that?
No. 365245
File: 1491153713958.jpg (118.86 KB, 950x534, IMG_4432.JPG)
>>365230Her dress is way off if she's doing the 2017 version. And I thought she doesn't use a machine to sew her costumes.
No. 365272
File: 1491162442958.jpg (102.43 KB, 960x960, 561768_536818763010499_1933866…)
Late but I got another round of new photos. Also thank you to farmers keeping us up to date with her FB antics. Her picnic should be coming up soon, it's on the 15th.
No. 365273
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No. 365274
File: 1491162623220.jpg (61.15 KB, 640x960, 844009_597127723646269_8538312…)
No. 365275
File: 1491162767182.jpg (102.74 KB, 754x960, 969881_684365524922488_5143315…)
No. 365276
File: 1491162823302.jpg (70.38 KB, 702x960, 999132_719919461367094_4579369…)
And a final one that shows she has potential to look nice but never will settle for it.
No. 365282
>>365273…did she glue press on nails on her face
really
No. 365284
File: 1491166603969.jpg (124.54 KB, 554x552, 6d578f097b6e8fd073c217420e5fcd…)
>>365283to me it looks like it's on purpose, like she was trying to do rainbow leopard print makeup like pic related but just fucking it up like she always does
No. 365306
File: 1491179963292.png (74.21 KB, 642x510, ash_1.PNG)
No. 365308
File: 1491180030042.png (68.79 KB, 636x527, ash_2.PNG)
No. 365309
File: 1491180083503.png (22.73 KB, 628x519, ash_3.PNG)
No. 365310
File: 1491180104313.png (115.95 KB, 749x1180, 1481948785608.png)
>>365298I'm still trying to find the unicorn outing one but here's another Cracker Barrel classic. All her family ever does is go out to Cracker Barrel.
No. 365311
File: 1491180150174.png (80.97 KB, 637x513, ash_4.PNG)
No. 365313
>>365286>I still don't understand how one person can mess up everything they do so badlyThe funny thing is that she genuinely thinks everything she does is great. She even thinks she's so attractive that she can make straight people question their sexuality.
I've never seen so much unwarranted confidence in one person before, it's almost fascinating.
No. 365314
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>>365310Found them, finally!
No. 365321
File: 1491182908670.png (1.06 MB, 1080x1920, Screenshot_20170402-212604.png)
She used T-pins! Are you kidding? Not only are those more expensive than normal draping pins, they are thicker and will leave holes.
No. 365326
>>365188im
triggered by the fact she never ironed the creases out of the fabric from when she bought it. thats baby's first cosplay shit. the wig looks like a cheap barbie's hair
No. 365329
>>365315 on the lower righthand pic, the hair clip is upside down.
what the fuck. how can you fuck up that badly?
No. 365343
File: 1491193730753.png (901.28 KB, 1146x980, 20170403_001653.png)
Just for fun, let's compare a dress I made out of similarly shitty materials for a school play. This dress wasn't even made for me and it fits better.
She didn't iron her seams, which is the Easiest way to keep a costume from looking like shit.
There also appears to be no boneing in the bodice with is essential for holding the structure of the garment, hence why it has non.
She gathered way too fucking much into the waist and did it poorly. The worst I've ever seen. I could deffinetly do better with my feet in the dark.
There are too few panels in the skirt and they are again, gathered up horribly and she isn't wearing a large enough support under the skirt to give it sufficient poof.
Additionally the costume doesn't remotely fit her ANYWHERE. But why alter the bodice to fit when you can just use your hammy arms to hold it up.
That fabric is shit fabric and I'm still sad it's been wasted.
No. 365347
File: 1491194195451.png (1.3 MB, 1440x702, 20170403_003312.png)
I would like to uphold, that it is not possible to gather this poorly if you put in even the smallest amount of effort. Why does she cosplay?
No. 365354
>>364555Catching up on the thread, sage for latefagging.
But Shu Mai. SHU MAI. It's a fucking dumpling. I'm dying.
Assley named one of her characters
after
a
fucking
dumpling.
No. 365367
>>364793>>364555But Tiamat is a Mesopotamian Goddess. Often associated with Aset/Isis of Egyptian mythology. What the hell even is this shit?
>Dragons>Chinese Dumplings>Chinese pretending to be Japanese>Maple leaves>And a Mesopotamian GoddessShe should've wrote about that instead
No. 365370
>>365347It looks like she just made a circle skirt and then gathered at different intervals, when this skirt really needs to have separately cut panels in the proper shape.
The horribly fitted bodice that seems to have no boning or interfacing or structure of any kind isn't helping either. Did she even line it at all?
No. 365372
>>365354I will say that Toriyama named two of his characters Shu and Mai in Dragonball, but that fit his pun theme and they were gag characters
Who the fuck knows what she was going for
No. 365386
>>365372She would have just got about 4ish meters strait off the bolt and then pleated(with T pins) until
it until it fit the bottom of the bodice. Thats why it so bulky.
I'm suprised the bodice can support it.
Off topice: does anyone know what those vertical gathers are called?
No. 365388
>>365379you know what ashley needs? a gag youtube show like "making a costume in three hours". each episode she can select a character from the comments, buy materials, and film herself making it in three hours. this is practically how she works anyway, why not make money of it?
sage for high as fuck
No. 365409
>>365127I almost hate to say this, but this is one of Ash's better attempts at makeup.
>that crown tho kek>>365145>>365237>yfw she's the beastI have a valance with that same trim.
>>365230I was expecting something much worse. Which is sad.
No. 365419
File: 1491233090811.jpg (326.69 KB, 1437x1083, Screenshot_20170403-112019.jpg)
Why is she so disgusting and proud of crap like this???
No. 365422
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No. 365448
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No. 365453
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No. 365455
File: 1491243055085.png (375.51 KB, 540x960, Screenshot_2017-04-03-14-06-11…)
>>365453Sad when even a bow looks rushed and dragging threads everywhere.
No. 365487
>>365245Everything about this pisses me off.
>>365347Same feelings here
No. 365497
>>365367(i'm
>>364793 and this was a bad league of legends joke)
No. 365527
>>365525I'm prone to them. I get one every cycle or so because my hormones. Sometimes a duct is blocked in the skin which can also cause a cyst (it can vary from dead skin cells collecting under it to actually having gross pus), or trauma to the area can cause it to appear. They can also appear inside your stomach, breasts (they usually have a hard edge and are small if you're curious) and your ovaries which I hear are the worst because if one ruptures in your stomach/ovaries then you'll be doubled over in pain and need medical attention asap. When they rupture on the skin, they hurt like an absolute bitch but the pain will subside within a minute or so. Maybe longer if it was bigger. So her proudly boasting 'I worked through a cyst!' Is gross but also unnecessary because it's not an amazing feat?
sage since I'm not a doctor and am speaking from experience, jim
No. 365578
>>365531I feel like I have an average pain tolerance, and I had an ovarian cyst go off while I was in the shower, I threw up from the pain and pretty much balled up on the floor yelling into a towel until it stopped
I had no fucking clue what happened at the time
Maybe she had a baby one go off? I vote "not a cyst" for 500
I'm sorry you have to go through that more than once, anon :(
No. 365597
>>365552Literally would bet that A: she's making it up for attention. OR, B, if she actually
was feeling any pain, I would bet money it was just a period cramp.
No. 365601
>>365531>>365552>>365578Christ. I have an okay pain tolerance but some months I can barely move from cramps so with as big a drama queen as Ash is, I doubt she'd work through a cyst going off like nothing happened. Especially if she's bad off enough to feel like she has to throw up.
There's just no way she worked on a cosplay through feeling that sick plus a fever.
No. 365608
>>365601Assuming the cyst rupture was actually moderately painful, it's not like her job is particularly difficult. I would be impressed maybe if it was labor intensive?
This goes double for her working on her cosplay. How hard is it to sit at a sewing machine? That's something I would do instead if I was too sick to go to work/normal daily chores.
No. 365711
File: 1491339302544.png (904.72 KB, 2015x1679, Swan Kek.png)
Sorry for this shit post, it's low tier milk and a few week ago. This is Ash freaking out at an admin of an RP group for not allowing her OC (On the left) into the group. It's funny to see her talk about RP's like she knows it all and yet can't follow simple guidelines.
The OC is supposed to be a Boy btw
No. 365739
>>365711
>The OC is supposed to be a Boy btw…With beautiful maroon hair that he was traumatized to cut.
It's shit like this that makes me wonder if she's actually interacted with male people who aren't in a manga.
No. 365747
>>365711Kek that last post by her "I don't want in on your club!"
"But I want in" also her OC has two different sized legs and is ugly as sin with cankles
No. 365772
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1/2
So it begins
No. 365774
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2/2
No. 365787
>>365774As someone with Type 1 Bipolar (confirmed through Brain scans and two different doctors) I can kinda see it in her actions.I doubt she has Bipolar AND Asperger. Though She NEEDS to be in therapy for her condition.
Bipolar for her would be the Anger fits, Mind changes. The many useless Ideas, Crying spells.
She might be Type 1 if she sobbing for no reason. But type 2 tends to have more Hypomania.
No. 365794
File: 1491352772041.png (49.44 KB, 613x341, fakeaf.PNG)
Tomatoes? Really? How cliche and unbelievable.
No. 365801
>>365798Crying nonstop for no reason can be a symptom of type one.
Her random Mindset can be type two. But I have random mindsets as well and am a type one because my manias can last for months to days. the way she acts sometimes is a 1
No. 365816
>>365794To be fair, someone once really did egg her house, but that was years ago. I don't believe for a second that someone threw a rotten tomato at her and yelled at her.
Especially because it's Ashley. If she isn't calling the police, it isn't a real story.
No. 365818
File: 1491356160725.png (562.66 KB, 720x540, u4PSDg4.png)
>>365794maybe she's living in a 1940s Loony Toon
No. 365831
File: 1491358538589.gif (986.95 KB, 421x222, full.gif)
>>365827Actually yes. I have numberous half piece from piece of outfits in a cosplay bin i've never finished. Usually in manic moods I will work on outfits in one day (They actually look decent) and they will have tons of mistakes. I put myself in a financial bind which I'm working out of with a help of a weekly planner for my bills 3 months in advance. It has helped immensely. Probably something she look into something.
However therapy and medication are needed. Somedays I get so depressed I can't show up for work. I will break out sobbing the next day thinking I'm a failure.
No. 365883
File: 1491363507415.jpg (1.41 MB, 1410x2443, Screenshot_20170404-233515.jpg)
No. 365889
>>365883i demand to see the new shitty haircut immediately
also, i don't follow dmmbd but this aoba fellow doesn't have a mullet like her wig does, right??
No. 365899
File: 1491365483143.jpg (34.75 KB, 312x477, 178eb6c4f54aba53556032e48fe805…)
>>365889That wigs actually not awful compared to most of her things
He does have a mullet
I assume this was a prestyled wig
No. 365906
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No. 366029
>>365453i really like kamisama hajimemashita and honestly i'm so
triggered rn
No. 366031
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No. 366040
>>366035to be fair. most vegetarians take supplements for the missing meat, or at least eat decently without it.
knowing her though, I highly doubt she's been making salads or eating anything remotely healthy at all in it's place…
No. 366169
File: 1491432532463.png (261.86 KB, 1900x1074, Intersex- into sex kek.png)
Sage for being unknowing if this was ever mentioned.
EssentiallyL:
>Doctor said I'm intersex
> Stamps saying people would think about having sex with me are offensive
> Don't fetishize my gross my gross body
No. 366186
File: 1491435754225.png (2.78 MB, 1440x2560, Screenshot_20170405-194131.png)
No. 366188
File: 1491435872780.jpg (147.04 KB, 1415x606, Screenshot_20170405-194335.jpg)
looks like it's actually happening
No. 366222
>>366186I wonder where she stole this pose from.
>>366169She didn't have a twin.
She isn't I intersex.
And she isn't a chimera.
Scientifically speaking, she's completely female, 100%.
I was a part of a conversation with her when we were wondering how it is she was growing facial hair.
I remembered learning PCOS (polycystic ovary syndrome) can cause facial hair growth in women.
She did indeed go to the doctor and told me they cleared her for it.
However now she claims to have it. If she really truly does, then it explains her saying she has cysts. Plus I know for a fact she used to have (idk anymore) really awful and painful heavy periods. I mean she would ball over and cry.
I don't believe she's intersex though. I really only believe she's saying this because she heard someone having it once and decided that it fit what she was going through.
No. 366223
>>366222Same fag, but to further what I was saying, she's also claimed to gone weeks without a period, which can also happen with PCOS because the hormones can cause a person to stop ovulating, and grow extra hair, including the face which we know she has.
It can cause some fertility problems as well, which might be why she's claiming to be intersex, aka hermaphrodite. She is not a hermaphrodite.
No. 366313
>>366186I swear she spends ten minutes on these and decides they're "good enough"
I can't
No. 366319
File: 1491466957283.png (137.96 KB, 277x253, feet.png)
She also didn't even make the box match the placement of the feet, what is going on here…?
I also feel like there is a high chance she used a base for parts.
No. 366341
>>366313 Probably less than that annon, all her lineart looks like a sketch, she probably doesn't do any prep work before just diving into a piece
She rips patterns of the Internet and just sticks them onto the clothing the same way she talks about cos play and thrift shopping for patterns.
I hope she use's the Google safe image search, since she's selling these as prints and some images/patterns are not liscenced for commercial use and really sale.
No. 366353
File: 1491480068890.jpg (374.5 KB, 1080x1920, Snapchat-1429029229.jpg)
No. 366404
File: 1491499735426.jpg (546.6 KB, 1146x1893, Screenshot_20170406-132705.jpg)
Even one of her old friends isnt going to her event
No. 366407
File: 1491500649833.jpg (832.22 KB, 1429x1851, Screenshot_20170406-133956.jpg)
>>ten hours ago
>>no response
>>kek.jpeg
No. 366411
>>366407
>>I love yourShitposts.
They give me life. Continue to be lonely. Top kek Bandwagon fail
No. 366426
File: 1491505933765.png (72.93 KB, 750x945, IMG_4817.PNG)
Sometimes I'm tempted to invite her over just to witness her sperging in person, but then shit like
>>366404 immediately changes my mind because I wouldn't put it past her to steal something from me.
No. 366506
>>366404>>366426>>366437I don't trust her at all regarding theft, but somehow it makes me more inclined to try and room with her at a con and bring some things that would be enticing for her to try and steal, then catch her ass red-handed when the thing(s) go missing. It would be such a delightful thing, because it's not even petty. If the bitch tries to steal, she deserves to be caught.
>>366434I also REALLY want to hear more about this. I am less interested in what the shoes were, but way more interested in her excuse when she got caught. I wonder if any shit she has managed to successfully steal from other cosplayers has been for her to use, or to try and sell. Fucking piece of shit pig. My hatred for her only increases.
No. 366572
File: 1491535146742.jpg (147.13 KB, 749x987, IMG_1110.JPG)
No. 366573
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No. 366574
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No. 366577
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No. 366578
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That wig tho
No. 366591
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>>366588He's supposed to look like this but that rachet of a wig doesn't come close.
No. 366594
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This wig looks nice….best that won't last long
Oh man her eyebrows
No. 366596
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>>366594Assuming this is the Nanami character she's trying to go for?? If it is, she doesn't have a split in the middle of her hair. It's a side split. Like WTF?
No. 366627
>>366586Thing is, Ash doesn't want to couple/partner cosplay for the right reasons.
She doesn't want to do it because she has a friend who loves the same series she does and they want to fan together, she wants a human prop to follow her around.
Cosplaying with friends is great if you love the same series/characters. I don't know why she can't just pick a cosplay and then go to a meetup for that series and make friends. Cons always have series photoshoots and meetups for that.
Then again, Ash is a bandwagoner, she jumps on whatever she thinks will get her attention (Outside of DMMD).
No. 366637
>>366627>I don't know why she can't just pick a cosplay and then go to a meetup for that series and make friends.
>I don't know why she can't just make friends.
>make friends.Ashley can't make friends. She tricks people into pitying her who are initially unaware of how fucking awful she is. But she is so violently repelling with her loud, screaming voice and her
need to be the constant center of attention, in addition to her constant fishing for compliments and awful shit-slinging ways and theft, the way she smells and lack of hygiene, and her cringy sexually-harassing advances; that she can't make friends. Literally no one even wants to be on an
elevator with her for 45 seconds. Of course no one wants to make friends with her at a photoshoot when she's demanding people take her picture, eating all the food, complaining about the temperature and how she's bullied by cgl/lolcow/ED, and then passing out before waking up and trying to steal peoples' shoes.
No. 366658
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>>366623anon that's genius she looks exactly like the fat MC kek
No. 366699
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>>366663Can you imagine how much trouble Ash would have trying to rush all the intricate details on 2B's dress? Holy shit
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No. 366824
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Last I checked, your parents aren't obligated to help you with college…Especially if it's something as nearly useless as cosmetology, for which you've already dropped out of once before. Wtf does she even need help with?
No. 366837
>>366824I wonder what sorts of commissions she is talking about, artwork or cosplay stuff.
Re her parents not financing her, good. They're probably concerned she'll use money they don't have fir her cos-shit instead of for her education at a toilet tier beauty school. Hasn't she dropped out of school at least once already?
No. 366841
>>366824funny how she forgot about her own college fund lie from
>>363928 because she wanted something to complain about
you played yourself ashley
No. 366850
>>366841I was about to point that out too. Where's that secret loan that you were going to take out of your life insurance?
She's better off taking some basic classes and getting a certificate in cosmetology stuff rather than attempting to get an associates or bachelors.
No. 366852
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No. 366890
>>366757HOLY SHIT I KNOW THAT NOIZ
I can't believe I know someone who knows Ash
No. 366893
>>366891>>366892She seemed super chill when we hung out, I wonder why she's around Ash…unless she's crazy too…
It's weird, me and Ash apparently have a lot of friend-of-a-friends. I'm always shocked I've never seen her in the wild because she hits up a lot of the cons around here.
I've seen more and more of Ash's type in the local comms. Bishie of the week cosplayers who are genderqueer polyamorous crossplayers who are way too into social justice at cons.
No. 366895
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>>366852the poses and the looks are straight ripped off from Naruto.
No. 366924
>>366895hmm i feel like those are pretty generic things (that pose and long dramatic anime jackets) and aren't those dudes humanized versions of birds from some…. game? anime? idfk i'm not a weeb
she would actually benefit from visiting the sindy pop school of tracing…
No. 366938
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>>366925Ashley can't even come up with her own gijinka designs. Those are very bad attempts at other peoples' headcanon gijinkas for those characters, Beni and Tori, from DMMD. (She uses Beni as a self-insert since she thinks he's like her in SO many ways somehow. And I know there's a person she obsesses over that she's been trying to insert into the Tori role. Can't go into more detail on that right now for safety's sake.)
No. 366944
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No. 366945
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No. 366951
>>366944I live near ash. In our area FASFA is finical aid thing. You fill out the FASFA forms, you have to prove your a resident. She's an adult, so she can fill out and apply for financial aid by herself, then since she lives with her parents, she'd have to have ID with address preferably & a bill (gas, electric, water). But it's really not that hard to do on your own, literally EVERYONE else does too. Most students fill out FASFA forms to pay for any college in our area. I fill mine out every year and update every semester for a local college. She's just a pussy and blaming her parents to excuse her laziness and fear of actual work.
tl;dr she doesn't need her parents permission to apply for FASFA (financial aid)
No. 366953
>>366945>>366947 The purple haired guys, tiny hands.
The red haired guys single (giant) leg.
The giant creases in the blanket.
The wobbly 'circular?' Window.
The giant pillow.
That weird poop-broach-esk item next to them.
The copy and pasted wooden texture on the wall.
Patterns on blanket undefined by creases.
Unshaded curtains.
Copy and pasted moon and tree.
>>366824 > I may offer some commissions to make some extra cashKek
No. 366954
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Sorry same fag.
No. 366961
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>>366953I THOUGHT YOU WERE WRITING A POEM
No. 366966
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>>366186Sage for no contribution but…
Don't see why she can't look up some anime drawing tutorials on YouTube or something…
No. 366983
>>366966>wubbadubbaIt's early and i laughed. I'm guessing that's your art on the right? It's such a relief to see next to Ash's.
Ngl seeing ash's drawings make me want to re-draw them/work on my own stuff. Sage for no real contribution.
No. 367008
>>361416>>360570(Just found this site so excuse me if I fuck everything up)
I actually know this girl, we used to be 'friends' (really more like acquaintances)She and I got in a huge fight because she disrespected an Indian headdress, and now she claims I hate her an I'm a bully, lmao.
However whenever she sees me in person she always tells me I look great and she always says hello, so I don't think she actually knows who I am anymore.
She also punched one of my friends in the face once at an amusement park, and blamed it on her 'Aspergers'
No. 367017
>>367008She punched one of your friends in the face?? WTF?? I would've called the cops on her so fucking fast.
And for the record, I FUCKING HATE IT WHEN PEOPLE BLAME THEIR MENTAL ILLNESS'S ON HOW THEY REACT TOWARDS PEOPLE! That only means she's weak in the mind and body for even thinking that. If anything, she should be blaming herself. That's just an excuse just to feel sorry for her ass.
No. 367021
>>367017It was several years ago and my friend didn't really know her very well so she let it go, but yeah. It was at a cosplay meetup for Hetalia, and she just randomly hit her and then blamed her disorder.
Now we all pretty much laugh from afar and try to not get near her.
No. 367022
>>367021FYI, you don't have to put your name in the field.
To me it sounds like Ash was probably jealous and lashed out and used Aspergers as an excuse. I doubt it's the first time. My boss's son has an extreme case of Aspergers but has NEVER put his hands on anyone. Any time he's upset, he hits himself, never anyone else. I call bullshit on Ash, as usual.
No. 367030
>>367023YES it was /that meet/
And thank you for the tip, omg, I've never used this site before so I had no idea, just added my name like a derp
My younger brother has aspergers he does hit others sometimes in anger, but he has to be actually angry. She wasn't angry, she just randomly hit her.
No. 367153
>>366757What ass? Judging by those wrists, the Noiz needs to eat more. holyshit.
Also, Ash's teeth, hahaha.
No. 367202
>>367149They don't mean a cosplay she did of him preggo, people are saying she LOOKS like a preggo Aoba.
Also, holy shit I'm even more glad I missed that Hetalia day at BG.
I have a friend trying to get me to come to her picnic for le giggles, but unlike them, I knew her personally and running into her ever is something I want to avoid. You could't pay me to go, even with a mask on. Too many bad memories, please fellow anons, if you're thinking of going… love yourselves.
No. 367217
>>367206She and I talked about it the other day actually because she forgot to say which part of the park it was being held in. So I commented and she got all sassy. "Yeah, Japanese Garden's where its always been"
Okay, so the newbies are supposed to just know this?
Also, the prussia from that BG meet up, let me find a picture of her.
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This is the Prussia, I managed to get a friend to confirm that this is the one she was with at the meet up. They used to be /best/ friends, I dont really know what happened.
No. 367224
>>367218Caramia Capone.
She doesn't have a very good rep around the VA comunitiy anymore. She does that sub par Fem Loki at Katsucon every year cuz her boyfriend looks like Thor. People worship her but she is such a stuck up bitch. Tried to say hi once. Got dressed down and ignored. Guess I wasn't pretty enough to be in her presence.
No. 367225
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>>367224Sorry for same fag. But here's the loki
She's literally got a resting bitch face in all her pictures. And the weirdest nose I've ever seen. And apparently has a long lasting relationship with gross blood a gore stuff. Which I'm assuming is why ash had that faze with the horrible bloody FX makeup thing.
No. 367317
>>366951This anon doesn't know what they're talking about.
No, she's not. FASFA is for all US residents, so you living near Ash wouldn't have any bearing on what it does for her. It's her family's income that determines what she's able to get, so you do need your parent's tax forms when you apply so that you (as a dependent) are able to get grant money for schooling. You have to be 24 to apply as an independent (unless you have proof that your primary guardians are passed or that you're in a situation where they are no giving you any support, and you have to provide proof of that). And even then, they only give you 2-6k AT MOST, so that wouldn't even cover a fourth of her special beauty school tuition.
Didn't her parents have to take her to apply to the school anyway? Don't her parents take here there? If they knew what she was doing, why would they 180 and suddenly not want to pay for anything?
No. 367327
>>367317Probably it's the least they can do. 'We'll take you to the school but we aren't financially supporting you because it's an awful idea and we just spent a butt load of money fixing our broken kitchen'.
She has all these ideas she wants to do yet spends what little money she has on cosplay and going to conventions. At this point, I honestly wouldn't be surprised if her parents helped fund her cosplays and cons from time to time. If she really wants to go to the school, her next option would be applying to a shit ton of scholarships and hoping she wins something for tuition.
No. 367367
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How about you stop being a massive cunt about things. Clearly you aren't cause the only time you talk about this fake love is either on instagram or DA.
No. 367378
>>367367Step one
Stop falling "in love" with your imaginary dragons
No. 367382
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>>367367>>367379It's this poor girl she spent Katsucon with. It's just her new crush of the month, she "falls in love" with anyone who gives her attention and basic human affection. Sorin, Tony, Levi, Pirate, Syd…That's just the ones I know of in the past year, and now it's Petrea. Spoiler alert: Petrea doesn't feel the same and even asked Ash to delete a status she tagged her in talking about them cuddling at Katsucon.
No. 367384
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>>367383May have just been for cosplay and Ash twisted it to mean more, who knows with her given her track record of lying
No. 367387
>>367382This is litterally how it works. "Oh you were nice to me. LET ME STALK YOU, BLOW OUR INTERACTIONS OUT OF PROPORTION AND WHEN YO REJECT ME MAKE UP SHIT ABOUT YOU TO MAKE YOU SOUND LIKE A HORRIE PERSON"
Every time. Without fail.
No. 367394
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Back when i was close friends with her she told me about this guy. She always talked about him being her perfect kaito to her luka. To be honest i cant see her daiting anyone
No. 367395
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>>367394But she's ~so afraid of cis men~, guise!
No. 367403
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When did she change her FB?
No. 367426
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>>367367Give it a fucking rest ash. We know you thirsty but damn.
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heres something funny
No. 367501
>>367382Sorry if this gets kinda long but I have a little nugget of information on this subject. I know a few of these people, but the only one I know better than the other's is Syd, and I feel super bad for her. I've known Syd for a couple years now and she's really awesome, but I feel sorry for her (and everyone for that matter) having to put up with Ash. Ash found her online a while back and immediately fell for her hard, stalking her any way she could. It's because of her stalking Syd that she started going to Georgia cons in the first place (so Ash could be near her, since those are the cons Syd attends). I think this is who the other Anon up there was posting about being the person Ash was trying to cram into the Tori roll, unless there's two people, because she was trying to push really hard to get Syd to cosplay Tori with her shitatsic Beni and preggo-Aoba. Ash fawned over Syd and tried (very creepily and grossly) to flirt with her, and even bought her some things evidently to try and win favor. Apparently Ash also bummed rides and food from her when she went to AWA last year, and bummed food from her at DragonCon earlier that month. Syd was one of the nice and unwitting people that was tricked into being "friends" (term used very loosely) with Ash out of pity because she thought she might be able to help Ash get better. But she quickly got fed up with the shit because any time she offered advice Ash would just make excuses as to why she couldn't do something (like not hotgluing strands of beads to her dresses or hemming correctly). On top of that, she was worn down by Ash constantly shitting her problems and drama everywhere and whining and bitching about her parents and other cosplayers. The best part though was that when Ash started getting really disgustingly creepy and trying to push Syd into doing "yaoi photoshoots" with her, Syd told Ash she was married, at which point Ash was surprised and deeply hurt, despite Syd having her husband around in person and all over her Facebook. Apparently though, she still continued to stalk Syd anyway and grossly flirt with her and still insists on doing yaoi stuff. For a while, Syd actually unfriended and blocked Ash from FB and every site Ash found her on because she couldn't deal with with Ash's drama and bullshit and lies anymore. It was funny because Ash used other mutual friends to try and contact Syd. Syd is a chill and easy-going person who's hard to piss off, but Ash
really got under her skin after a while. Especially at DragonCon when she found Syd, stalked her, and interrupted her spending time with her friends while following her around like a lost puppy and shouting in her shrill and obnoxious voice. Apparently though after a lot of begging and bawling, she tentatively unblocked and re-accepted Ash being "friends" with her (on Facebook ONLY). She knows what kind of person Ash is now though, so I think she's only there now just for the same reason the other on her friends list are: for a better view of this mindblowing cow. I know for a fact that she doesn't want to be associated with Ash, but who does?
No. 367553
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No. 367584
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Now I see why ashley said duct tape was ok to use on her slideshow
No. 367607
>>367590yes, they are different but neither duct tape nor masking tape are meant to stick to your skin. duct tape will be too strong and rip out skin, masking tape will peel at the first sign of sweat and skin oil, and both of them can irritate sensitive skin because the glue is meant to adhere to walls and such.
what this girl describes ideally should only be done with medical adhesive tapes made of fabric, with a piece of gauze or cotton guarding your nipples. but just like she says, it's only for short amounts of time and even then squeezing all your skin into your back and ripping the tape off gives you a lot of tiny bruises.
still, sometimes mini-edgelords or clueless rookies will bind with duct tape and then when the time comes to take the costume off they will squeal like little piggies because the tape is stuck on their nips. it's not very solid cosplay advice either way.
sauce: i'm a cosplayfag. sage for cosplayfaggotry.
No. 367629
>>367566This.
>>367579A perfect explanation. I asked Syd the same thing, and turns out it was much the same situation. I saw with my own eyes how disgustingly aggressively she tried to adhere to Syd and chased her down at every turn. At first we all thought she was just a young, naive weeb who legitimately wanted help to get better. We thought she was like 16 by how she behaved, and that she could grow up and improve like we all did.
>why her? isn't it obvious how much of a cow she is when you first meet her and that she doesn't deserve your time?Actually no. At least with my and Syd's cases, Ash kept the real shit bottled for a while and just let the creepiness leak out slowly. At first she was nothing more than a normal weeb child from what we all saw. Then all at once she exploded into fuckery and popped the lid to her shit-filled jar. She quadrupled her rapey advances on Syd, started verbally shitting all over her parents and family, and then telling Syd about her dragons and going to far as to
talk to her in "dragon voices". I was so full of second-hand embarrassment, I can't even imagine what it was like to sit there and listen to that shit straight up. Syd told me that whenever Ash started doing that, she'd just bail from the conversation, which I can't blame her. I imagine telling Ash her dragons aren't real to her face would get you punched in yours and a major meltdown where she breaks all of your shit and spreads rumors about you. Fuck this cow, seriously.
No. 367701
>>367629
>going to far as to talk to her in "dragon voices"ash reminds me of a fairly lulzy friend i had. her thing was to drive you crazy by asking for advice and not acting on it for the most infuriating, bullshit, snowflake excuses. she was into wicca and witchcraft and claimed to have invisible wings and talk to spirits. one time she was desperately looking for a job, but told us she ditched an interview she was supposed to go. when we asked what happened, she honest to god told us "my bad spirits fought with my protective good spirits all night, so i slept very litle and couldn't wake up on time and go. i think the job was awful and spirits tried to protect me."
sage for OT
No. 367715
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No. 367716
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No. 367723
>>367716God she is so fucking entitled. Boohoo, I don't get everything I want handed to me. She's 22 or 23, and she can't be assed to work hard and save money for the things she wants. She's the lolcow on this site who exasperates me the most. She acts like a child and seems to take nothing away and learn nothing from people's teactions to her nonsense.
Protip Ashley: Adults frequently don't get everything they want when they want it. That's life. Pissing and moaning about it like a child will not change a single thing.
No. 367739
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Oh yes. I am so sure it was lolcow/cgl/ED that got you turned down for the Cosplay Melee. Completely unrelated to the fact that literally everything you touch turns to shit. That you can't even hem right, have no idea what mascara is, and can't even take care of a fucking wig. Yeah. Lolcow is the problem, Ashley. Absolutely.
Ah hah, oh wait, I forgot. Lolcow/cgl/ED are literally only full of shit you have actually said and done. SCREENSHOTS OF YOUR OWN FUCKING WORDS. Seriously Ashley, gfd, even if lolcow did play a factor, you know damn fucking well that you have only yourself to blame for being such an unbelievable piece of shit to people.
No. 367748
>>367739Learn to sew. Lose the weight. (Not fat shaming here but let's be honest, look at the popular cosplay scene) learn how to work with foam/warbla/diferent fabrics. Learn some basic engineering and electrical skills, learn BASIC makeup and BASIC FX makeup. Learn how to do prosthetics, casting, molding, sculpting airbrushing I mean learn something that real cosplayers use. Please ash. You cannot become successful over night by doing nothing. AND LOLCOW AINT YOURE FUCKING PROBLEM, other than you constantly obsess over it. Be a decent person. Learn to get a job, save money, get a license, get your own apartment. Learn life! The. Learn some decent skills. Stop being a cow. Then all your problems will be solved.
Sage for life over cosplay.
No. 367752
>>367748Did she… really think she had a chance to be on Cosplay Melee? You have to be super skilled in several different areas to be considered, and she can't even sew well.
Ashley, if you read this, you didn't get on Cosplay Melee because of your portfolio before they ever researched you. Your stuff looks awful. If your stuff was good and you got rejected maybe you'd have some basis for thinking that but it's terrible.
No. 367756
>>367688please someone tell me there there is some kind of database or compiled picture where I can learn about her fucking dragons
not da though, please I don't want to wade through that
No. 367763
>>367750She blames us for tarnishing her 'rep'
Honestly if her craftsmanship was good I wouldn't care but I don't want a poop brooch myself.
No. 367771
>>367763Yeah, but I mean, the things she males honestly look like a child made them. It's stuff you'd show your mom as a child so she could pat you on the head and tell you how great it was.
It's almost as if Ashley has no self-criticism/ self-awareness at all. She doesn't seem to have the ability to examine anything she does or says, and figure out how to improve it or change it.
No. 367985
>>367969>>367972I kind of want to see her go through with the event though and watch her bawwww on social media.
Ya'll recon she's ever gonna pull her head out of her ass and realize that everything she's doing, she's doing it the wrong way? Like, ever? Realize cosplay isn't good for her and she needs art lessons, or even that half assing everything equals failure?
No. 367994
>>367985Nope. Because she thinks she's too perfect and the dragons won't let her think otherwise.
I wish she would grow the fuck up, but as long as she can pretend her imaginary autism is the cause for her being a piece of shit child, she will use it as an excuse to continue behaving like one. The thing I hate the most is the fact that she doesn't
want to change. That's it. She wants to keep living this fantasy where she's perfect and everyone else is shit, so she can continue being a leech until her parents die. She's 23 fucking years old. She is never going to change until tragedy forces her to, and even then, she will try every possible way to continue being the shitstorm she is until she's dead. But, I can't imagine that will be long with her horrible health habits and living in trash.
No. 368013
>>367914Yeah, universities in the US don't have the time for shit like this (or funds). And they'll pretty much accept anyone if they meet the minimum criteria and are willing to fork over the cash.
Maybe if she had applied at an ivy league school, but don't make me laugh.
They likely rejected her because she did not meet the minimum requirements OR she filled out the paperwork wrong, kek.
No. 368081
>>368014You're welcome.
Hold on tight though I got more milk coming!
No. 368082
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Part one of two.
Everyone say hey to our favorite cow!
No. 368083
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No. 368087
>>368082>I went onto the thread for the first time today.For the first time ever, today? kek you are the biggest fucking liar, Ashley. How would you seem to know about it, and aaaall of the things said and posted in here, reacting in real time, if you never never came here before? Lol you lyin' sack of shit.
>for the first time today.More like this was the first time you checked it today, like you do every day.
No. 368088
>>368083I don't know what's worse, her terrible logic or her spelling.
As usual, Ash is expecting to be rewarded for doing nothing. Maybe the reason you have haters is because you've spread drama up and down the east coast and you're a pain to the entire southern con comm.
I can't wait to see this picnic fail. She
No. 368089
>>368083Awh she's so upset. That last bit was one of he most autistic things I've ever read. Also, haters cannot make you famous. The word is infamous.
"Get a job, be a productive member of society" Take your own advice you useless cow.
"I live a pretty comfortable life" Of making shitty costumes and doing shittier makeup, being hated by everyone around you because all you do is lie and mooch off of people, bitching about your parents who do EVERYTHING For you, whining about how shit you made your life.. I mean the list goes on. This just proves she cannot take criticism and cannot read what is written here and think "Hmm maybe I should clean myself up" Nope, she just "FUCK U HATERS" and keeps on being filth.
No. 368093
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And here we have a perfect example of Ash lying to someone's face about the terrible shit she does.
No. 368096
>>368093I was
just about to drop those screens.
I hope that person is a secret agent because if not, that's some scary shit to see someone read all of Ashley's shit, HER OWN WORDS, and think this isn't true when the proof is everywhere.
No. 368100
>>368093THE SCREENCAPS OF YOUR FUCKING SLIDESHOWS AND PICTURES OF YOUR DISGUSTING TITS COVERED IN PACKING TAPE ARE HERE
WHAT MORE PROOF DO YOU NEED
No. 368102
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>>368082>get a lifeI've definitely got a pulse, but I also have a very active lifestyle. Your thread is something to read while I'm on the shitter
>get a jobI've had the same job for over 5 years and continue to climb to higher positions
>be a productive member of societyMy job explicitly helps people in my community, so I'm covered there too.
I love how these cows always try to make us sound like "stalkers" with no life when a majority of us are in infinitely better positions than they are. But just in case she comes back, hi Ashley! I busted my ass and own my home (in D.C. of all places), have an amazing girlfriend, a rewarding job, all the comforts I could possibly want, still have time and money to go to conventions, and have won various awards for my craftsmanship at some of these conventions. Mind you I'm not amazing at cosplay, but your shit makes mine look like Firefly Path-tier work. I come here to laugh at you, because you're a gigantic, pathetic joke.
No. 368104
>>368093>Also ew I won't borrow someone's shoesBitch no one said borrow. We said
steal. And you
did try to steal those fucking shoes just like you try to steal other shit from cosplayers who are better than you.
No. 368118
>>368112Same anon from
>>368102 and sage for rant, but aside from her fake queer shit I hate her constant lying about trauma. My gf works at a women's shelter and regularly helps people, including LGBT folk, who've actually been abused and assaulted, and Ash lying about that shit makes my blood boil.
No. 368119
>>368114Yeah I'm still rolling my eyes about her bragging about being Queer Bait because of how mega gay she is. She's queer bait alright, luring them in and then dropping them because she's repulsed that her yaoi fantasies aren't coming true.
>>368116Ash is pretty much the second coming of PT now that PT is finally getting her shit together. She'll never be as glorious as our queen but she's a milky princess in her own right and never ceases to deliver.
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>>368082
>Productive members of society;I have a car
Full time job (40+ hours a week)
Pay all my bills
Take care of my pets
Have Non art degrees
Praised and have award for my time with tutoring Adults who need help with basic English/computer skills
Am treated for my mental illnesses and don't make them up or use them as excuses as to why I can't do shit.
Do not insult my parents
Do not rely on my parents
Don't spend other peoples money
Prioritizes life before cosplay
You:
Can make Rice o roni.
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>>368126>oh shit they have caps of that?>HAHA OH THAT, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT>I'll find who it was, I'm super detective B)That's not much of a threat when your stupidity is exposed, Ash. And you didn't try open chest binding with FIRST AID TAPE. You used fucking duct tape years ago and then cried when it got stuck.
At least you weren't dumb enough to use it again.
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>>368141That's actually not the duct tape one I was referencing. This one is.. hell, I don't know what kind of tape she used for this. But she has used duct tape before and made a whole DA entry about how bad it had gone.
No. 368144
>>368140>>368142What the fuck even is that stuff?
kek that disgusting Party City plastic palm tree on the wall. How trashy can you be?
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We wait now
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No. 368161
>>368158Bless you, Kaylee. See the light. See this bitch lying right to your fucking face.
>that was first aid tapeExactly the stuff I said was bad and would never use and other people should never lose.
>leave my friends alone roflHow about
you leave them alone, Ashley.
You have nothing to fear if you have nothing to hide.
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Old instances. From a few hours ago. A few days ago. I'm laughing so hard. She's backed into a corner she can't lie herself out of because it's literally unfolding right in front of her because she just keeps digging herself deeper.
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Anonymous now No. 368171
I'm starting to suspect Kaylee is the Katsucon staff member Ash lied to in an attempt to get those two other cosplayers she had beef with kicked out at the recent con. If you're still reading, Kaylee, the last thread has proof of how Ash was actually the one who bullied and harassed them, even going as far as sexually assaulting one of them. She's a pathological liar and is likely using you.
No. 368180
>>368176I know it must be hard to see Ash trying to sink her claws into her next victim, especially for the anons who have personally been victims of hers in the past, but lets not creep her out or else her claim of us being "stalkers" might start to actually look legit.
Lets just sit back and watch her try to worm her way out of this huge web of bullshit she's created by lying to this girl about something we have proof of.
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>screencaps from when I was a teenager
EVERYTHING IN THIS THREAD IS FROM THIS YEAR YOU LYING SACK OF SHIT
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No. 368195
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>>368191Hmm, can't lie your way out of this one, Ashley. Looks like more people are seeing the real you!
No. 368196
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>>368191Because she is a liar. She tells lies. Do you understand why this thread exists now Kaylee.
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>>368191This is the most beautiful thing I've ever seen. Bless this Kaylee.
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Oh! Oh! Here we go with the blame game! Here is her immediate attempt at shifting the blame onto someone else - other cosplayers/crossplayers - for "giving her bad/incorrect advice", the same old shit as always. Grow the fuck up Ashley and take some fucking responsibility for ONCE in your goddamn life.
No. 368202
>>368201But Ash, the point is, you said you never said this and PICS OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN and then now that proof has been shown you're playing the blame game.. But I thought you said you never advised to use tape in the first place? Like an hour ago.
You lied.
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And yet again Ash shoots herself in the foot. With her telling everyone around her about this site, she exposes her true colors because we don't make this shit up, we just document and discuss it. And lol at her "pics or it didn't happen," I'm sure she's told fabricated stories of how people have bullied her but never provides evidence, yet expects people here to when they anonymously post their personal experiences with her, usually from face to face situations. And get over yourself, Ash, you're one topic on a board with hundreds of threads of various lolcows; you're not a "god" to anyone here, you're just another piece of shit in the vast manure field of the internet.
No. 368209
>>368203>>368206Honestly, this is why I can't stand her. I could give a shit less if her craft skills are shit and she's overweight. The reason I hate her is because she is a pathological liar that will do anything for attention except for improvement or work. If she genuinely tried, actually took criticism, took care of her animals, treated her family and other people with respect, and didn't lie to everyone, then I could actually be her friend. But no. She makes every excuse to be horrible and get away with it, does everything in her power to leech as much as she can from others, and forces herself into the center of attention no matter where she is. She fakes illness, she scams con roomies out of their money, and then attempts to steal from them.
Ashley, when you read this, know that this is the reason why you lose all of the people you've tricked into being your "friends". Because you treat everyone like shit, while believing yourself above them, pretending that you are a "god". Humble yourself, take responsibility for your actions and words, get your shit together, and maybe people won't be so repulsed by you. You're ugliest on the inside, Ashley. Stop making excuses and behave like a civilized adult.
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>>368214>were friends IRL - 11 votesholy shit.
No. 368265
>>368082Says the girl who came here on a regular basis to shittalk OC.
Also, this delusion cows always have that "in order to visit a gossip website you mustn't have a life" is… well, pure delusion. They always tell this tale to themselves so they will feel somehow superior to "haters". But this specifically coming from a NEET that wastes her life between cons and dragonkin shit is even more delusional
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>>368221>>368226>>368265I won't bother capping all her posts since they can be found at
>>26992 by ctrl+f "asherbee" but here we are.
>inb4 "they're dragging up stuff I said yeaaars ago!11 ;_;These are posts from just under 2 years ago, when she was about 20. Of course she's conveniently forgotten about these when it can't be used to convince people she's a victim.
I'd also like to point out that prior to this there were no Ash threads on lolcow. She put herself back on the radar because of these posts.
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Update on her shitty picnic So me and six of my friends got a note from ashley. But in the event page it says everyone is welcome but yet be a cunt to someone who tried to help you
No. 368299
>>368293
>"Her people"What, she owns everyone who was going to the event now?
Ok so, it is a cosplay event, which Ashley has done nothing whatsoever to support or host other than posting an invitation. Honestly, if you wanted to go, I still would if i were you. She doesnt own you, or the event. I wouldnt go because it will be easter weekend and there will be 50 million people there, some of whom actually made arrangements to be there. And given the demonstrated lack of organization and support displayed by Ashley, I would give better than even odds there is either no food, or not enough food and supplies. My theory is she wants an event to swan around as preggo Aoba and eat free food, but isnt all that interested in ponying up the basics to make the event actually work.
No. 368301
>>368293 > Respect my wishes and the desires of many of my people attending that you not show up. Holy shit she really doesn't like you Annon. I wonder if 'her people' are actually her dragons.
Love how she tells you to be adult about it, when she's acting like a child organizing their 9wn birthday party invites.
Side note, if she never booked the venue then she has no right to say you can't go.
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New page for her comic is out incase anyone is interested
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why does she have mii eyebrows, i don't understand
No. 368332
>>368325Could just respond with "oh so I guess not everyone is welcome then, so Ty was right, you ARE discriminating. Oh well, we'll just take our stuff to the other picnic then."
Or maybe I'm just petty.
No. 368358
>>368357 *Bitch
Sage for autocorrect fail
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>>368293well, well, weeeeell
No. 368394
>>368392>>368391Maybe I should clarify, the post is from March 10.
I still find it funny though.
No. 368411
>>368119Anon… PT hasn't gotten her shit together. She's just lost weight.
>>368131Most cows underestimate the amount of people on this site. This isn't the work of just a few people. Sure we have a few anons that observe cows nonstop, but most of us are "normal" people check in a couple of times a week for a good ol' glass of milk.
I remember the old Admin said we had reached something like 10k different IPs. Even considering proxies and shit, that's still a lot.
>>368270I thought we did have an Ash thread at that time, but there was absolutely no milk flowing because she seemed to have her shit together at that time.
>>368301>I wonder if 'her people' are actually her dragons.My thoughts exactly.
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So not only is she trying to get people to bring food, she's trying to get others to bring supplies AND drive her. What an entitled bitch.
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So hi, never posted on here before but uhm… guess who it is. I had someone send me this warning me that people dragged my name into this.
Sorry to identify myself on here, but I really don't get why I was thrown into all this. I moved out of Virginia in 2015, so I really don't have anything to do with what Ash does and haven't hung out with her in like a year.
Anyway, I just wanna own up to some stuff.
I'm really sorry if I ever came off as stuck up or cunty at a con. I never meant to "dress down" or ignore anyone or act anything like that. It must have been a misunderstanding. I wanna be nice to everyone I meet at cons.
I absolutely agree 100% that my nose is a fucking weird beak and I do have resting bitch face (spoiler: it's why that subpar Loki is what I do best cries)
A lot of this shit about me is stuff from when I was 16 and still going through my cringey tumblr weeb hetalia trash phases. So sorry to anyone on here who knew me back then, I was a piece of shit.
Sorry to whomever said I used their razor, and for being rude, I don't remember doing it because I haven't stayed with anyone other than my Avengers cosplay group in almost four years, but I was probably a stupid kid and probably did do it so I'm real sorry, ew, I have since grown up, at least I think.
To whomever said I abuse my boyfriend, that's really fucked up to accuse someone of that with not even a hint of proof. Like you know that's libel, right?Judging by the familiar language used, your name is probably Victoria Rose and probably are trying to air out a personal bitterness because we stopped getting along and apparently you still can't get over it over a year later.
I probably was a feminazi at some point. Tumblr does stupid shit to people.
I don't fuck with VA anymore so if I did anything to fuck up my "reputation" (I had a reputation to begin with??) I am not in a position to give a rat's cunt anymore, being not there and all.
"People worship her" good lord, gurl, them's some jealous words. Nobody worships me. They worship my bf. He is worthy of worship though because he is a beautiful man. (He and I actually started these cosplays on our own before we met, we just became a perfect fit when we met so we kept doing it, I don't cosplay Loki to try and steal a piece of his Thor-lookalike spotlight, I'm just kinda there.)
Hope this clears some shit up.
Idk what I did to deserve getting lumped in on an Ashley thread on lolcow. I am but a simple potato farmer.
No. 368462
>>368411
>I thought we did have an Ash thread at that time, but there was absolutely no milk flowing because she seemed to have her shit together at that time.Oops, I think you're right. I remember her coming up at points and anons mentioning they thought she'd matured and started to improve at cosplay (lmao)
I think anons started to catch on to the fact that she's still a trainwreck when she kept refusing to pay OC back and kicked up a shitstorm over like $50 iirc?
I know anons have said this before but I definitely believe she deliberately seeks out drama so that she has an excuse for making no effort to get her shit together at 22 years old.
No. 368463
>>368457There are like three posts about you. I think we all can appreciate your apology, and I don't doubt that there was an anon with a personal vendetta posting about you (and probably samefagging), but three posts about you really doesn't warrant such a blogpost.
Really, you're just drawing attention to yourself. I don't know you; I don't think your nose is ugly; and you seem like a nice enough person, but posting here just draws more negative attention to you.
Sage for autism, sorry.
No. 368465
>>368457It's usually best not to out yourself on an image board, but I think you considered this already. Just in case you change your mind, you always have 30 minutes to delete your post.
People already stopped talking about you and it usually is best to just leave it alone–I think there were just a few anons on here that might have had a bad experience with you or just like to stir up some drama, but I am sure that most of us on here don't care to pull you into an Ashley thread (as far as I can tell you've done nothing wrong and would not be 'interesting' for an image board like this).
Don't think too much about it, but consider deleting your post before people start digging things up (or trying to).