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No. 404516
>Onion continues to sperg about Jaclyn's "disgusted body" while her and Richie milk his sperging for $$$.
>Gretchen once again pulls the false dmca card outta his ass towards Richie, Jaclyn, Joy and Blaire. There may be consequences from this…
>After a deluded Lainey, minions and Onion realize that Grease's lack of emotion in a recent texts video; Lainey tries to cover his ass with a spontaneous "lulz so rand0m3!" tasting vegan food, they come out looking worse for the public. (Lol)
>The Onions decided to copy Shane, Jenna and Billie for a punx rawk tutorial, only for Gertrude to fantasize about Billie again.
>Onion boy attempts at veganism again…for the 9,002nd time.
>Oh and one more thing, Taylor has found potential Onion poly victim #2.Meant to put links if needed:
www.youtube.com/onision
www.twitter.com/onision
www.patreon.com/onision
We're far deep into the rabbit whole now, let's continue.
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>>>/pt/400540 No. 404648
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>>404516>>404516This is a shit OP but it'll do.
Our agendered spaceprinxe went on YouNow and did her makeup. I know we're probably all sick of her by now and her snoozefest streams, but she legit looks like a non-passing tranny/clown here.
No. 404677
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>>404648The resemblance is uncanny.
No. 404694
>>404648One interesting thing from the stream. She has a crush on another girl that isn't Ash. She didn't say who, but said it wasn't Ash. (Are we surprised shes talking to multiple girls and leading them on?) And she was talking like a middle schooler idk if she likes me and im scared to tell her because it might ruin our friendship etc.
If I randomly popped into this stream without knowing who she was i wouldn't realize lameo was married with two kids. And would think she was single wanting a girlfriend.
>>404687I think shes trying to copy Billie's "creativity" with makeup, as she always tries different things and not just basic makeup. But lameo trying to creative and do different shit ends up like
>>404648 . At least be able to do a natural look correctly before you start venturing off. She said she wants to buy a bunch of eyeliners in different colors. So expect more of this. Also her sister was trying to talk her through and help her with her makeup but it still became a trainwreck.
No. 404828
>>404725I don't know about US laws but I think that even if Greg doesn't have clue about tax-laws, he's very educated in laws that concern relationships with teenagers. He was searching girls from states that have lower age of consent laws so he can move there and fuck the teens until they're adult enough to marry and knock up.
He most likely knows what is legal to do with teens and what is not and balances on the border.
No. 404853
>>404852I know a few narcs and they are the nicest people, because they want everyone to like them. Maybe there are two kinds of narcs?
Sage for blog
No. 404864
>>404854Maybe they manipulated me, it felt always like they pushed some buttons on me.
I just looked up npd and its on point for onion wtf
No. 404880
>>404876Hell yes. Billie is no queen, she is rather trashy and looks crusty and she's not that good at makeup like everyone says. Sure, she's creative - but she's not a MUA-queen either.
But Lainey also sucks at makeup. She didn't even understand not to blend the blue and red eyeshadow together on her stream.
No. 404884
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>>404882Not that farfetched, anon. He seems to prefer feminine chicks, at least with some shape to them and "healthy" as he's been sperging on about for years. Seeing Lainey lose weight and shrink into nothing must piss him off so bad.
All his exes were shapely girls, with the tits and all. Lainey hides away in baggy clothes and don't want to show any cleavage since she's sooo ~agender~, but Jaclyn regularly shows her tits off.
No. 404909
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>>404876>>404880you may not like the aesthetic, but if that's crusty makeup for you, then I can't imagine one that isn't. I agree that she's not MUA tier, but she has a certain style, and it's apparent Lainey tries to copy it… with pathetic results
No. 404917
>>404876Compared to lameo, Billie is a makeup god. Compare
>>404648 to
>>404909 and see the giant gap of difference. Billie isn't amazing at makeup but it looks nice most of the time. Lameo really has zero knowledge of styling and making things look nice, just like her husband.
Lameo definitely copies shit from billie, don't even joke. Lameo has no original thought and copies everyone around her and jumps on any trend she sees. She was and still is obsessed with billie, and probably because she liked her looks and wishes she looked like her.
No. 404940
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Alright, here's the main course. (Lamo-talk does get boring sometimes, maybe her wet blanket personality is contagious)
No. 404943
>>404940That is fucking creepy.
What does he mean by "yikes"? Yikes in the similarity (there is none)? Or yikes, you just got reminded about how ugly you really are, Greg?
No. 404963
>>404909Can we all take a moment to realise Billie basically copies all of Ledamonsterbunnys (Leda Muir) trends/styles?
Even look at Billies 'Valentines day make up tutorial', Its a blatant rip off of Ledas. Leda released hers one day before billie then suddenly billie decides to do it. Leda paints her face like a deer, then billie did it. Leda had her hair in a short bob with bangs, billie styled her hair the exact same way shortly after/around the same time.
Lainey and billie are such basics
No. 404969
>>404963Can we all take a moment to realize this isn't the billie thread? You seem to have a hate boner for billie. There is a thread for her so you can sperge out there.
Every makeup channel on youtube copies each other. I WANT lameo to copy someone and actually do it right. Then at least her makeup would look decent. That person you mentioned is another pastel haired special snowflake who isn't original. Who the fuck cares.
No. 404991
>>404982whoa… I thought her skin was actually pretty good but holy shit. She's still got Acne and it looks like cystic acne for the most part.
>>404984 >>404986
Her diet consists of mainly processed carb crap. The only thing that looked decent was the tofu, edamame, green beans and rice but she added no sauce and barely any herbs. There needs to be way more leafy greens in there and other veggies like carrots, onions instead f fucking onion powder, and the kids should at least be eating fish for more fat in their diet.
Part of me is hoping this a parody or spoof video.
sage for my inner rage
No. 405039
>>404991>She's still got Acne and it looks like cystic acne for the most part. tbf, cystic acne is hormonal, can't really help it unless you get on birth control. She's also still relatively young.
>Part of me is hoping this a parody or spoof video.It's been well-established by now that she's a terrible cook.
Poor kids…on top of having terrible parents, they're not getting the nutrition they need and what they get doesn't even taste good. They're probably going to end up short and with cognitive impairments compared to their full potential.
No. 405048
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I think there were mult ones I'm gonna search around.
No. 405082
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Wonder what it is? Fuckin emo..
No. 405088
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>>405077He's also shadowthawne
No. 405089
>>405082he's
literally anti-emo. he's sociopathic. even if you're giving his mentality some benefit of the doubt, this is still just a cry for attention. he knows fangirls will swoon over him showing an emotional side, when in reality it's the equivalent of someone making a vagueblog facebook post then saying they don't want to talk about it. except in this case it doubles as promoting people to watch whatever he shits out next because "omg sad onion!1"
it's just going to be more of the same. he's only gotten more and more boring over time. he doesn't have interesting material whatsoever atm unless he does a kid reveal. otherwise he'd have to do something more life-changing (divorce, new "gf", etc).
though we can all hope one of these days it'll be about him losing everything and going to jail, buuuut i doubt he'd make a vid on that (if he was even able to). not an
HONEST one at least.
No. 405094
>>405088samefagging but
> epidemyjesussssssss. what a world. greg seems to avoid words that are too hard for him ("rosacea" etc) though?
No. 405097
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Found another account
No. 405100
>>405089I may have asked this before but
can you still make and upload videos on YouTube while in jail? Surely you get
some internet access, since there are prisoners allowed to have pen-pals online.
No. 405109
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>>405061Different anon but here. The person in the background leans over to the right then quickly returns to this position. I think it's just Greg sitting down editing then reaching to the right to pick something up before returning back to whatever he's working on.
No. 405116
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>>405109same anon. If you go to 1:18 of the video and look at where I have marked you will see a little head walking past. I believe this to be Troy.
No. 405121
>>405116Why the fuck doesn't she wash her rice?
Triggers the fuck out of me
No. 405122
>>405121That's what's
triggering you? Not spilling every single thing, breaking a pot lid while cooking (how?) and using frozen potatoes?
But her cooking skills are very limited, yikes. The only fresh vegetable she used was a handful of spinach. I hope she doesn't eat like this every day.
No. 405123
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>>405116Her face is a disaster
No. 405126
>>405121Same anon. I was also
triggered by the fact that she had the light on the stove so fucking high that her rice was boiling over, and it cracked the fucking lid. Jesus how the fuck does she feed those kids everyday when she can't even make something as simple as rice.
No. 405141
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>>404982Here's a mirror of Lainey's What I Eat video for anyone that wants to see it without giving her a view:
https://vid.me/d5gQAs a vegan and halfway decent cook, this offends me. Where are the herbs and spices? Why so much oil? Why so few vegetables? If she watched one of those animal rights documentaries and is so disturbed, why is she still eating eggs? Why didn't she dry off the tofu? None of this looks the least bit appetizing.
Also worth mentioning, there's very little iron in what she ate. Getting iron as a vegan (or vegetarian obviously) is hella easy, but you have to actually…you know…eat plants.
No. 405157
>>405141Same anon, same.
Everything about this video is
triggering. The potatoes , the sad eggs and the sad sandwich.
No. 405160
>>405141I doubt she watched any animal rights documentaries, it seemed to me like she watched one of those "fish will kill you with mercury poisoning, egg yolks will kill you with cholesterol" type things. She seems like she's just vegetarian because onion demands it. We know his track record with animals and she can't be any better considering she allows those poor dogs to be kept in a dirty little cubby by the door cordoned off by baby gates. Like, your dogs are constantly barking because they're understimulated and bored because your lazy ass is too busy groming teenagers to interact with them, either care for them properly or send them to a rescue ffs.
also can we talk about how dirty their house always is for two people who don't have jobs or any obligations? That IRS video made me feel sticky, there are stains everywhere, the floor is gross, and one of the pillows was full of what looked like blood spots from gerg's zits. fucking ew.
No. 405283
>>405277>How can she be this bad after presumably several years of making food for herself? It's almost impressive.At this point it's pretty clear that she doesn't have an artistic or creative bone in her body. It's the same deal with her makeup; she's been wearing it every day for years and still gets the basics wrong. Seems like a lack of curiosity paired with an unwillingness or inability to learn. Whenever she films herself doing something that's supposed to take creative skill, she comes off as a lil bit retarded.
>Also the fact that she is randomly cutting out food based on "just finding out last night that it's really bad for you" is not great.What did she cut out?
No. 405343
>>405340100% think this is what she was trying to show as well.
So funny, anyone who cooks even semi-often and has done for a while wouldn't be making the mistakes she was. Tipping out the tofu and all the water, cutting the sweet potato like an actual 4 year old, failing at lids, packages, pouring, etc.
It's like she'd never been in a kitchen before.
No. 405351
Lainey's cooking is dire and her grasp of current nutritional information is really lacking but I can't help but think that literally everything she does to make herself happy or make her kids happy will be shit upon repeatedly by Greg until she backs off and resumes her typical mushy Lainey life.
Seriously, he reamed her for eating fish during her pregnancy because she was so protein deficient her doctor encouraged it. He risked his son's testicles in some attempt to appear smarter than a doctor in an ER. He's openly mocked her attempts to cook for him - I recall when he was a complete dick to her when she planned to make tacos and he wanted burritos and told her via Twitter he would make his own dinner apart from what she was preparing.
The man refuses to let her use her given first name and told her she was a transmale bisexual and isolates her from anyone with any common sense. She is not permitted any element of a personality that he does not dictate to her.
If she shows the slightest bit of competence or enjoyment you know he torments her behind the scenes. Best to eat foamy egg jizz potato sandwiches than make an excellent vegan meal and threaten his sense of mastery and household command. Iif she made, say, amazing General Tso tofu with perfectly cooked rice, 20 minutes after washing the dishes Greg would declare them fruitarians to put her in her place.
Hell, the nutritional info she has - egg yolks are bad - is likely something Greg learned in high school and refuses to back off from. He probably insists Pluto is still a planet so she glues golf balls onto galaxy mobiles to avoid an argument.
Until she divorces his disgusting ass, there's no sense in her cooking properly. He'll just use any skill, talent or interest to metaphorically beat her with. She's boring, dumb and insipid for a reason and that reason is that she married a man child with an ego so small he will shit on any progress she makes in life, even if it threatens her health and the health of his children.
Not defending this pitiful life she's decided to lead but there are likely such foul consequences to the smallest things she does, eating well takes a back seat to even the most tenuous domestic peace.
No. 405366
>>405351I … I still believe that Pluto is a planet.
Saged for being old, but not as old as Grease.
No. 405382
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More scouting for a girlfriend! Shes already flirting with that ash girl and has said she has a crush on another girl. But keep em coming! I wonder if shes baiting that girl she has a crush on to submit a picture so she can start the poly relationship rolling.
>>405160>>405168She just happened to watch a documentary saying how bad dairy and fish is right as onion decides to go vegan. Lol. He either made her watch it or shes just saying that because she wants to make it seem like its her own decision.
No. 405385
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Is he trying to shame someone who withdrew their pledge by posting their full name on twitter, while acting like hes the better person. Nice one onion. I've never seen someone feel so entitled to people donating them money.
Also just realized its a new month but didn't look at his patreon before. I remember he was at 5k at some point last month, but now its at almost $4k even.
No. 405395
>>405385Christ, he is so pathetic.
He says other YTers don't do enough for their Patrons, but at least when someone un-pledges they don't get publicly shamed by people with hundreds of thousands of followers. What a piece of shit.
No. 405401
>>405382'I think it's adorable when her gay shows'
jESUS, how can you write this with a straight face.
I lowkey hate it when people act like being gay (or bi, like in Lainey's case) is personality in itself. I absolutely support LGBT visibility, but not this gross tumblr fetishization.
No. 405504
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>>405385>>405498For other who would like to report this Terms of Use violation, here is an information link about reporting Patreon creators
https://patreon.zendesk.com/hc/en-us/articles/204914235-Where-can-I-report-a-creator-s-page- Pic related, it's the relevant section from their Terms of Use that he violated
No. 405553
>>405533I love how he always say "bye" but replies over and over again.
I bet he wants to stop right there, but then he needs to have the last word or his head would explode or something.
Sorry for my english
No. 405560
>>405546I think lameo gets better girls submitted to her would i date you then what was submitted to onion's, which is probably the one thing he likes about lameo. But i dont get how anyone would want to date lameo.
If you look at her by herself shes some emotional space prince agender bisexual supporter SJW that would appeal to tumblrinas, but then you see her husband is like everything opposite and what tumblrinas would hate. So idk what people she's attracting. How many SJW agender space princes who also support abusive manipulative transphobic psychos are there. Gerg is definitely holding her back. Theres a ton of people who like lameo but hate onion and hate seeing him in her videos, which probably in turn makes them sick of her and they leave. She can't even hit 300k subs on youtube even though shes been close to it for months now. I feel like if she left onion and continued her channel she'd be doing a lot better.
No. 405589
>>405533Holy shit he gets so
triggered every time someone mentions their degree I love it
No. 405594
>>405116Watched the vid, and yikes. Apparently she learned from gerg that egg yolks are bad for you? I'm guessing he still believes the dietary cholesterol thing that was popular (and then disproved) over a decade ago.
Embarassing.
All she's doing is taking out healthy fat from her diet which she clearly needs going by her cooking (no egg yolk, no avocado, only a drizzle of fat in the entire day).
I hope her kids don't eat that way too, fat is VERY important for kids growing up.
Also that fuckload of honey she put in the matcha drink makes my teeth hurt.
No. 405618
>>405532Oh, believe me, I have even regarding his videos directly. Yet anything anyone has reported has gone unheard. I listed every issue with an explicit amount of detail to be as clear and thorough with my argument as possible.
So unless Patreon are just getting a fair share out of him and are ignoring requests or I suppose they aren't receiving enough requests to have him apprehended for his abuse, harassment and actual release of personal information of pledgers.
I hope this might actually get through to them. I have reported them and sent them the direct Tweet along with a WaybackMachine link on PC.
>>405351>>405366You guys do realise Pluto was re-granted its planetary status, right?
No. 405621
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Has anyone seen Joy's latest video? she claimed to be holding on to it "for months".. DSSCTM responded to Greg's video regarding to his military service thanking all his "haterz" for proving him right and he asked Joy to mirror it in her video, it goes in to detail how the documents shown in Greg's video are obsolete due to the fact they had updated copies, copies of which as we already know, stated he was discharged General - Honourable and proving how he was NOT diagnosed with "Chronic depression" and that the "Major Depression" was clearly stated in the documents as a medical opinion, it also shows on the docs and how he himself a few years ago spoke about it being an "Acute emotional crisis" yet he has stood by this "I was diagnosed by the military with chronic depression".
We also see two actual USAF Veteran arguing that the General - Honourable is NOT the same as honourable and that to be discharged as General - Honourable it means the negative aspects of your service outweighed the positive! One of the USAF Vets stated that the letter Greg bragged about getting from the Governor thanking him for his service was an automated letter everyone receives and that the USAF basic training is literally the easiest of all the US military training camps.
Anyway even if you dislike Joy and DSSCTM it is still well worth watching, I think Greg will flip when he see's it, or at least copyright claim it lol.
No. 405626
>>405601So sorry I offended you by pointing out that lainey is retarded and backing up my reasoning.
Chill the fuck out
No. 405650
>>405621I'm surprised it hasn't been mentioned here yet, but according to
ahem other sources, Grease initially got in trouble with the Chairforce because he was coming on to a 16yo relative of a fellow officer.
That's why he tried to get diagnosed with something and this is props all just a grand coverup for his hebephilia.
Sage anyway.
No. 405659
>>405560tumblr sjws claim to care whether a guy is manipulative abusive etc but, in reality most of them are too ugly in personality and appearance to find actual love and a good partner so most settle with anything they can get if it isn't themselves, even if it goes against their morals.
Lainey is an example of this you have her saying this
>>405645 "I can't say anything about that because I started dating Greg when I was 17." if it weren't for that fact that she dated Grease at 17, she'd be a judgemental cunt and say something like "17 year olds can't be with any adult, even if they're only a few years apart."
No. 405674
>>405529Agree - aways use archive.is over archive.org
People can request to have an archive removed from .org, and knowing Gerg, he will do what he can to scrub something if he can't profit from it.
>>405618I reported him the last two times he did this (multiple times each) with archives and direct links and have yet to see any action be taken or get an update. That was close to a month ago, I believe.
Ony time I've seen quick action be taken against the more well-known users is when Patreon is contacted directly on social media and the evidence is provided for all to see, along with many others sending in reports with the same types of evidence.
>>405667Drainey and Gerg desperate to use their fans' work but never bother to upfront and offer to compensate/give them a small percentage of any of the items sold with their artwork on it.
They just come off as the types that wouldn't bring it up unless the artist did, but would lay on a thick sad story about how they need the money and really, really want to use their ~awesome art~ and how it would be a big hit among their fans, promising it would get them a lot of exposure and they would
totally promote them……to just keep the money for themselves and not bother with the rest.
No. 405677
>>405656LOL
Who the fuck would even ask that of her?
>>405667She's been doing this for a while now. All of the art she's gotten in the past has been horrible due to the age group who stans here; will be interesting to see what they come up with now.
No. 405711
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wow so Greg is streaming right now playing GTA V Online with some of his Patreons and this appeared in the comments and one of the dumb fuck Patreons decided it'd be worth mentioning to him? they keep bringing it up to which he keeps telling them not too.. proof that his fans are socially inept, what did they think he's applause them for reading it? jfc.. you can tell he's only engaging with them because he's obligated to.
The rest of the conversation with them is so full of cringe… if you want some entertainment use an ad blocker and check it out.
No. 405767
>>404940no one said that onionboy, that looks NOTHING like you, stop trying to get a reaction from teenage girls with low self esteem you creepy fuck.
also i remember waaaaay back, mcr was at its peak and teenage girls loved em. so creepy dudebros started making contests like "show us your breasts to get tickets to see mcr". gerard hated that shit and i remember that he called it out and asked the fans to be careful about those type of assholes and that he didn't support creepy shit like that. like, he was warning teenage girls about people like onision who creep on 16/17 year old girls fuck thattttt. and him and his wife actually seem to understand feminism unlike greaselord who says shit like "tall women might as well be men ew".
sage because i could be mistaking it for something taking back sunday did honestly it was a long time ago
No. 405768
>>405716Sage goes in the email field anon,
I appreciate you anons who are writing about the live stream cause I couldn't bear to watch it, as long as you're providing the context (as u are) rather than directly replying to what's happening (like what people tend to do with younows)
No. 405786
>>405426Samefag from this post, I also noticed that in Greg's emo video today there's another decal for "Laura"
He's trying realllly hard to convince us his daughter is not named Cloey guys. Also, it's oddly annoying in this video the way he put tape on his doors. He could have easily made it so the tape wouldn't show by folding the tape in a circle to make it double-sided. But of course he isn't smart enough to do that and just put a crap ton of tap on each door. I hope it rips his paint off haha
Lastly, he said "goodbye" to polyamory in this video. Yeah right Greg, we will see how long that lasts.
No. 405833
>>405656What was the advice? "Don't! Strongly deny there is a problem! Bring in another girl and have a bandaid baby! Only go to couple counseling for one day, then immediately your problems are solved! And make sure to enable your toxic spouse's bad behavior because if they direct it at other innocent people, you get less of the burden! Easy!"
>>405668She wants her fans to do it for her for free and her sister might not want to waste her time. She might have to actually compensate her sister, whereas her fans she can take for free then profit off their work. Also isn't her sister a film major, not a graphic artist?
>>405679Look at her own makeup/fashion/style sense and you will see she has no taste.
>>405786The fact he immediatley over-compensated with the Amber thing right after someone pointed out Cloey, and that he continues to do it plus lameo's reactions to it in stream pretty much confirm the kids name is Cloey.
No. 405881
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Onion talks about being possessed by a demon sent by Satan and is trying to erase that "past" behind him. I'd show what "Gewdla" looks like since he showed the picture but that shit scares me and I don't want it in my phone. I may need to pray that thing doesn't haunt me in my dreams tonight.
It should be noted that he's talked about this topic in his old websites along with some other occult topics. Oh and still has a Speaks video up where he can manipulate dark energy and shit as well as accusing an ex of witchcraft.
No. 405884
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>>405881He also made a spirit up. Not trying to armchair but I think this dude is a schizo.
No. 405903
>>405884He's not schizo. He just tries new ways to engage his fleeing audience. Maybe there's a little plan to actually form the cult he's been dreaming of.
Anything that comes to these spirits or new-age religion Greg knows is fake. But he also knows that anybody who believes this kind of shit is very easily manipulated. He's targeting those people now.
No. 405925
>>405917I wouldn't be surprised if after his YouTube career has ended for good Greg changed his name and started to build his own harem of gullible teen brides while acting as a spirit whisperer and Gods messenger.
I think he knows it's possible, he just has to bury his past as Onision so exposing him is more difficult and then find the forum where are people who are under 18 and are so deep in searching for spirituality that they believe everything he says.
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>>405881His demon's name sounds like Jude Law.
No. 405982
>>405972THIS. There is suddenly this huge market on Youtube for creepy stories. In fact, there is a subreddit called "letsnotmeet" where people share their scary stories, and I submitted mine. Come to find out a Youtuber had taken my story and read it for one of his dozens of VERY popular videos where he just narrates those scary stories.
My point is that I think Greg has noticed that there are a bunch of "scary story" Youtubers getting a TON of views at the moment and this was his way of testing the waters. If that video does well, we can expect a dozen more similar stories. We can definitely expect more experimental videos like this as he slowly starts to see that his current content is crap.
I cannot express enough how much I hate his lazy content. This is coming from someone who actually found some of his more informative videos entertaining when I first discovered him.
Sage for blogpost
No. 405988
>>405925Will we be able to keep track of Grease when he completely does a 180 and begins his Sicesca Trifecta with the new Manson girls?
>>405982>>405972Ooh ooh! Is he finally gonna admit to the public that he and Skye once had ~supernatural powers~ and were always messing with tarot cards/the occult?! I sure hope so!
Though I did found old sites dating back to 2005-07 where "Tantaga" used to talk about this shit.
No. 406039
>>405982Well that's a real shame. I imagine that more than a few of us were hoping that he was beginning to act on his cult dreams.
>>406001>Rowan or OliviaIs this the UK or is the US copying off of them again?
No. 406046
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https://vid.me/ow2FThis video is so bad. So, so bad.
it's the usual Greggles trope, he goes through a list of some controversial opinions - then tries to come off as smart and well spoken by proving them wrong, using his fax and his cold stare.
And lol at him "giving up on polyamory".. surejan.gif
Anyways, he goes through these points
>Hope (something about people cheating and leaving him)>Patriotism (bla bla, war in Iraq and bombing of civilians, why be proud of the country you incidentally was born in)>Violence (talks about shooting up the Christians at his schoo, wow so edgy)>Friendship (subtly renamed Cyr and Shane to some generic names, brings up a dude who died from a blood disease)>Unhealthy Diet (apparently meat causes diabetes)>Having a dad (hurr durr my dad is a pedo)>Polyamory (not worth ripping his family apart over, now that nobody wants to fuck him anymore)>Religion (sicesca soof)Yeah no, it's a bad video and it's poorly made. Down to the shitty signs on the door (scotch taped on), him just walking around into random rooms of his house which looks like shit, to his petty arguments and FAX.
No. 406061
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New video from Plainey is out.
No. 406071
>>406061I'm surprised onion isn't there to make fun of them for lameo.
Lol also noticed in the comments someone is saying someone stole their picture and submitted it to her and wants lameo to edit it out of the video.
>>406067I can't stand her awkward use of slang. She sounds like an old lady trying to be hip with the kids. "I'M SHOOKETH". Pls stop.
No. 406074
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on plains new video. I wonder how often this happens.
sage for no real discussion
No. 406075
>>405881>>406046these videos are bad but i'd rather see gerg talk about jude law and learning how to walk more than his usual content.
>>406061lol? after greg said goodbye to polyamory? must be nice to be married but still get to play girls all the time
No. 406089
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why are people idiots…
No. 406105
>>406067I was going to make this exact post. She's just a meme spouter.
On a separate note, how can she be gay if she doesn't identify as a gender?
No. 406115
>>406110I am mixed about Jaclyn, but I 100% agree with her. Lainey is spineless and I am sick of her "Greg's not me haha" excuse and the fans who support that. It makes you an enabler, Lainey. That isn't a good thing. I know, I was one before. There is a difference from allowing someone autonomy and not speaking out on your significant other's shitty/abusive/destructive/whatever
behavior.
In order for a person like Greg to maybe have a chance at changing, he needs his enablers to leave his life so he can see just how truly alone and pathetic he is. Plus, Lainey might actually be happy for once.
No. 406137
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>>406115Lainey is totally complicit in all the shit Greg does, just by merely choosing to ignore it and say that he can say and do whatever, since she has no control over him.
No. 406144
>>406137And she loves so call out other people over whatever she finds offensive, but Gerg is "his own person" and "she has no control over him."
Bitch please
No. 406145
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lets not forget this
No. 406158
>>406046>>406061sorry, but seeing these videos really drives home how bad lainey has been for him lol
the man is over 30 now..you think he feels like an adult when his wife is over here talking like a middle schooler from 2010? #Blessed hasn't been a thing for a while, lamey.
they are both hindering each other's development in the worst possible ways.
No. 406159
>>406061Here let me sum up the video:
blessed
af
shooketh
gurl
blessed blessed blessed
I'm gay
you're the cutest/prettiest whatever on earth (says for like 4 different people)
I'm g a y
your [makeup] is [old slang making her look like an old crusty soccer mom trying to fit in with her teenage daughter's friends]
No. 406165
>>406164"Hello fellow gays I am also a blessed on fleek gay like yourselves"
- lainey probably
No. 406216
>>406208>>406213>>406201Not that far off, Anon. She forgot her wallet grocery shopping, couldn't get her shit done at the bank because she forgot said wallet with ID, went to Sonic to get some tea and broke the mirror on her Tesla.
UwU
No. 406240
>>406144>>406145Yeah, i dont get how she could sit there and "call out" social repose for his "transphobic" tweet that wasn't at all transphobic, while saying nothing to her husband who was calling tall woman gross and masculine. How is that not utterly transphobic when there are MTF trans people who are tall due to being originally male.
I s2g lameo thinks shes more trans than actual trans people who transition and actually have struggles and fear for their life due to transphobia. Lameo sits there looking like a chick with makeup on 24/7 and wearing some "boyish" clothes occasionally and acts like the world is against her. No one would look twice at her for being supposedly "trans", so can she shut the fuck up about 'transphobia' when she knows nothing about it.
>>406158Lameo has been terrible for gerg 100%. She is a total enabler, not daring to speak out against anything he does. So hes been getting more openly crazy because he thinks hes invincible. In no other relationship would he have started this poly shit, openly cheated like that so blatantly, and also been so open about the abusive shit he did to billie. His other relationships at least held him in check for some shit he does, so he was way more careful. He knows he can literally do anything and lameo wont leave him, and he probably doesn't even care if she leaves because he was never that into her.
>>406216Man what a hard life. Almost as hard as greg's struggling to survive life.
No. 406263
>>406163I think she mixes up jealousy/envy with attraction. Not surprising seeing as Greg's always forever obsessed and raging about Shane. All she's seen since she was 17 was her lover obsessing over other men and how much more successful they are then him.
I'm surprised Gregma's hasn't invited another male into the house, and then use that as a reason to divorce Plain. "She cheated" "Adultery" "homewrecker" . Divorce her and use the "cheating" as a reason not to be involved in the kids life because it
triggers "PTSD" because they look to much like her. That way he lands on looking like the good guy who just got his heart broken by evil ex wife. Then again he'd probably let his ego and narc tendencies get in the way and couldn't handle the thought of even being pretend/fake cheated on even if it was to get out of his miserable marriage.
Only reason he's prob staying is because in his head he has to "honest crisp and clean" image that divorcing her without bad reasons would ruin.
-sorry for rambling
No. 406267
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Onion fantasizes about blowing up his family rather than spending time with them. Oh and you get to see some of his house-outline.
No. 406271
>>406267His neighbors must absolutely despise him.
>>406216How do you not check that you have your wallet before you go out? How the fuck did she even pay for her tea at Sonic or did she just scream at the manager when they called her ma'am until they gave it to her for free.
No. 406303
>>405988I just wanna see more GCOC or whatever they called it.
But let's face it, Greg's comedy is gone.
C'mon indigo child, you can do it!
No. 406313
>>405109I honestly think Laundry looks cute here. Her hair color, albeit copied, complements her eye color nicely. And she looks better without her atrocious attempts at makeup.
Now she just needs to let her hair grow shoulder lenght to hide her long ass chin.
And leave Gronk. That also helps with one's appearance.
Saged for wishful thinking.
No. 406319
>>406294>>406303Greg's comedy, morals and any ranments of his soul left with Skye, we ain't getting that back. And I feel that Shiloh was merely a replacement for her (like trying to "fit in her shoes" forcibly and not really working out right) when watching their videos together. Yeah there's some chemistry there but she ends up getting shot or hurt in the end of the skits, it felt uncomfortable watching that even as a strictly-Onion fan who didn't really give a shit about his exes (I discovered him post-Shiloh and didn't realize I watched him earlier - I was that stupid).
Sometimes I wonder what Doormat thinks about the woman whom Gretch first gave the ~royal~ title of "Greg's wife" aside from his bitching of her.
Saged for autistic rambling
No. 406322
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>>406315Shitty phone paintjob is shitty, but… she would improve so much imo. And also look younger, which Grorg would appreciate, and so she would be happier by default.
But i guess she would lose her space gender points.
Lamey, let your grow, and if people ask, hair cuts don't have gender (which is true anyway)
No. 406335
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>>406329Information extracted from image says August 2016>>406330
he also spends time trying to deny it being his kid even though lainey posted the pi htne deleted it on her tumblr
No. 406347
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>>406315I don't see that she ever had a baby face.
No. 406348
>>406294I have no idea why people stan Billie so hard. She knowingly got involved with the Greasome/started it, while there's an abundance of evidence of how abusive Onision is. She just wanted the money.
No one deserves to be abused but she very clearly pursued a fucking married man with a well publicized history of abuse. If Lainey didn't come home she would have fucked the Greaselord. What did she fucking expect.
No. 406351
>>406338it's right there
>>406335. not much to it
No. 406356
>>406348He has a well publicized history of abuse that he has excused or explained away in a very manipulative manner. Any adult (or teen with the appropriate number of brain cells) can see through his bullshit, but more gullible kids would believe him/be on his side. His bullcrap works on them, which is why he does it. It's why he still has a lot of teeny fans and interest from teens, but can't get on with adults and is hated by adults. It's who his manipulation works on. She also may have genuinely saw her getting it on with Onion as part of the 'poly relationship', rather than chasing him or cheating or whatever.
Obviously I don't know what Billie was really thinking and you may very well be 100% right, I don't think it's a stretch. I'm not going to stand steadfastly by my words because at the end of the day I just don't know the truth… but I do think it's a possibility that she went into that situation sincerely/genuinely due to being a gullible silly little idiot (which teens can get a free pass on tbh because at the end of the day, they don't have much life experience, and it IS up to adults to protect and teach them rather than take advantage of that)
No. 406364
>>406356No because she still chose to hook up with Greg and even let him give her a naked massage - what the fuck. Obviously he is the most to blame, but she kept going back again and again and knew better than to get involved in the first place. She just didn't care at first because she was making money and a name for herself, even for only 15 minutes. She wasn't underage and was purposefully hanging around youtube scene losers like Social Repose, she knew what she was doing come on. She literally only stopped when Lainey threatened to leave Greg, and even knew about lolcow.
She chose this, which is also why I hate Joy stanning her to no end. Billie is a white trash opportunist.
No. 406409
>>4062671. He's selling the house so he's going on a rampage as usual.
2. This pussy is trying to do some "jackass" shit. And decides to blow the fireworks into the back of a motorcycle/atv helmet which is designed for 60+ mph accidents.
3. Don't treat your animals that way.
No. 406414
>>406294Blaire's personality and politics notwithstanding, she annihilated Onion twice and really got under his skin, got him spluttering expletives, as well as humiliating him to a bunch of mid-range youtubers. Of all the things to agree with him on, that's just embarrassing.
And what specifically are you replying to?
No. 406427
>>406386Greg is to a point that he is selling all their stuff. Whether they will split up before or after the IRS drops the bomb, there will be little stuff for her to take. She will definitely get alimony, They've been together for 4 years, there must be something she is entitled of that a prenup can't have a say over. Her Youtube channel, Patreon, YouNow. I bet that prenup talk about her not going after his YouTube channels, but that would just mean he can't do the same to her.
My understanding is that people who usually get prenups is to make 1)things fair during a divorce, 2)Protect assets that the other party should not be entitled to (heritages, properity, company) 3) Not to end up with the spouse debt. I am non-American though so I don't know if the US has a different mentality about prenups.
I really hope not being liable for the other persons debt is in that prenup. Otherwise, Doormat would really be the most stupidest person I know if she ran to Greg about the loophole and not talk about debt.
I'm already assuming Greg didn't include it, since he is the same guy who tried to write off his divorce as a taxcut.
No. 406437
>>406415We cant do that anymore,go watch " catch me if you can" with keo dicaprio. Thats based on a real guy and all of the scams were real. He changed so many of our laws.
Now a little small town bank thats kniw you since you were born may.
No. 406441
>>406414No blair I just dont like them. They pushed themselves into this and want points for it. Blair wants to be a leader or something. Has no qualifications. Thats how we can tell youtube is going sour. 2-3 years ago greg wouldnt be going back n forth with 'em but now there isnt too many people left. I wouldnt even call blair midrange cause her viewers dont matter in regards to ranking. Now richie is a talented guy but he is such a copycat. How can you crit greg and copy at the same time.
What prompted this. My eyesight. Blairs mentioned upthread.
No. 406446
>>406348Greg is famous and smart. She knew he was inappropiate. She went there for that reason. I think greg was always the prize. At the very least she thought she was going to be famous by being around greg. It kinda worked. Greg has feuded with shane dawson, defizzy, cyr, and a host of others. He has now been reduced to billie and blair. I might send him a few bucks for introducing my eyes to good people/entertainment over the years. A swan song.
I knew it was the beginging of the end when lainey quit trying and he removed her from filming.
Lainey isnt innocent either. She was basically billie.
No. 406457
>>406437Not true for all places.
For example at my bank I can request they scan my photo ID and keep it in the system in case my wallet is lost or stolen. Then when I get there I just recite some info like address, birthday, and last 4 digits of my SSN.
I'm in the US.
It probably depends on the bank/credit union but I know my mom requested the same (photo ID on record) after someone stole her checks and cashed out 10k.
It's both convenient (in case you forget your wallet) and added security, so some places allow it.
Sage for offtopic
Either way Lainey could have just gone straight home and grabbed her wallet but went to the bank anyway? Why is she so stupid
No. 406474
>>406457I don't know what CBA-anon is on about, I'm an Ausfag and banks need ID. It makes sense that losing a wallet would cause a problem with this, but who cares.
Breaking the mirror on her Tesla, now that is first world problems. Really, for someone rich like that with no day job and a live-in sister-wife-nanny, how bad can it be? She of all people has buckets of time to run around getting replacements. I guess vlogging about it is supposed to make her relatable.
No. 406495
>>406472I'm pretty sure they meant smart as in effectively manipulative towards teenagers(?), which he really isn't. He got straight up played by gold digging/actual fame whoring Billie so that seemed to blow up in his face because now everyone backs her up even though she went there with a purpose. I don't think her "relationship" with Lainey was ever in any way legit, they never made videos together and had zero chemistry, etc. But she made it a very clear point to seduce Greg - and she was around 20 at the time we can stop pretending she's remotely innocent.
I honestly don't even think Greg is smart enough to orchestrate something like that, it was very haphazard and would have cost him his marriage if Lainey wasn't also a talentless gold digging young adult. Billie appeared in hella videos and you can tell from the way she was looking at him she had obvious feelings, when did she ever look at Lainey like that? Seriously how tf would you ever be in the position of getting a naked massage from someone you weren't about to consciously try to fuck behind your "girlfriends" back. She's a fucking cunt, it's just that Greg had a marriage responsibility so he came out of it looking worse, which took some heat off of her. Lainey continues to look like a dumbfuck, especially now that she's copying Billie.
At least now she's with some complete loser stoner who makes her happy, though it's fucking weird he literally cannot stop talking about Onision for views and money. I don't think he's using Billie but if he were really about her he would shut the fuck up already about Greg being ~such a monster when his girlfriend had no problem being on the payroll getting greased up in the bed Greg shares with Lainey.
No. 406498
File: 1499184888640.gif (2 MB, 245x247, nonono.gif)
>>406446who the hell are you
No. 406512
>>406410>>>He's not selling the McMansion, he's selling one of his other houses. Another anon posted the ad a thread or two ago.This is so weird, because a couple of Youtubers he collabed with in the past, have said that Greg was renting that house. He owned the McMansion, but Jaclyn Glenn as recently as several days ago said on a livestream Greg said he owned the main house, but said he was just long term renting the house he films the majority of his videos in. She said everyone would sleep over in his main house, and during the day he would drive anyone collabing to the other house to film and it was very odd and empty. Wonder why he would go out of his way to tell multiple people it was a rental if in actuality he owns it and is now selling it?
He never makes sense.
No. 406541
>>406061she looks so fucking bad here. let me rephrase. she looks old, and there are some actresses twice her age who still look fucking amazing, some of them with minimal plastic surgery. lainey looks as though she's close to her forties, and she looks worn the fuck out and haggard. a forty year old with a ring light on them could blow their face out to look just as good as lainey if not better.
sage for shit everyone already knows.
No. 406545
>>406541Oldfag signing in! I asked my husband how old she was, he said "Eh, thirty five? thirty six?" When I told him she was in her twenties he was like "My god, that poor girl. Who's using her as a punching bag, then?" Not joking, he was concerned. Lainey looks old because she's used up, emotionally and physically. I almost feel sorry for her.
Almost.
No. 406547
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Lol I wonder if he actually got kicked off or if he just forgot to re-enroll or let it lapse. Anyways, expect more bitching about how this was none of of his fault and how they're unfairly targeting him QQ
No. 406573
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It seems like Facebook pages are mocking the Grease too
No. 406581
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The Onions got catfishhed…again!
No. 406590
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>>406589May have seen this tweet earlier…
No. 406604
>>406541It's her styling. It's not like she has wrinkles or anything, but that haircut is straight up a mom haircut. The shirt buttoned up to her neck also contributes.
Also it's pretty well known that red/dark lipsticks age people.
So it's all a combo of crap. She just needs a new image. She can be "boyish" and still look young.
No. 406621
>>406061Just watching that but Jesus…
I didn't know people actually talked like this.
>that eyebrow is blessed>i'm shook>blessed, girl>this has me messed up>blessed>giving me so much anxiety>your makeup is so blessed>i'm living for this look>love your shirt, shook>eyebrows on fleek, blessed>dat choker my dude, that flannel my dude… ma duude!>ye, I'm so gay>too blessed to be real>heck to the yes, 5pretty4meShe talks like a tumblr post. I never heard anyone talk like this. Shitty 2016-memes-incarnation.
It hurts. Almost every sentence hurts.
She sounds like an out-of-touch mom trying to speak with her daughter's teenage friends…
No. 406625
>>406621The thing that pissed me off is she said "2pretty5me"
it's supposed to be 3pretty5me BOTH numbers go up she can't even do that right
AGH
No. 406626
>>406625Okay, who gives a shit about the numbers. The issue is that she tries too hard to talk like a tumblr teenager.
Also sage.
No. 406634
>>406626NAYRT but because she's getting the meme completely wrong? It's cring as fuck, total
>Hello fellow kids! tier
No. 406639
>>406626Because it shows how out of touch she is, duh
Like parents using slang wrong/shit that was the norm a year ago to try and fit in
That's exactly what she's doing and it's just as cringy
No. 406649
>>406621Can we all acknowledge the fact that Lainey is low key biased because she is afraid to pass on a Black person even if they hella ugly.
She is afraid of saying no to a Black Person. Lainey is the type to buy wholesale pepsi just to look she is for equality.
No. 406655
>>406649#niggergurlsmatter2
This ain't Tumblr, homie
(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE) No. 406661
>>406652Honestly they are trying to protect their kids but when their kid goes to school you think they won't get bullied? You think their school mate's brother/sister/mother/father are not going to recognize Greg & Lainey and have videos of their bird faced mother pulled up saying "people i would go out with" and saying yes or no to fucking young teens.
FUcking delusional.
No. 406683
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>>406665She was talking about how Taylor is afraid to look racist; chill the fuck out you tryhard.
No. 406737
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Well, Gregums is sperging about Billie…again. WTF happened this time? Does anyone have any idea?
No. 406739
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And obligatory "goalz" pic, including dead-eyed Lainey.
No. 406743
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>>406742Ah,thank you. I did notice he acted flabbergasted about his loss od views. And when his fans explained why they loose interest he goes to the "it's not me,it's the glitch" line.
No. 406762
>>406743If he's talking about Felix or Sean, they don't even make Happy Wheels videos anymore.
They produce new things because that's how you stay relevant and not bore your audience.
Grease is really desperate to not admit that his own content is repetitive unfunny shit.
No. 406767
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Update on how much his channels are dying.
Uhohbro is the third most unsubbed channel now!
No. 406799
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>>406634lol I had to photoshop his eyes on to her.
No. 406801
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Sorry for shitpost, but I fell in love with this motherflucker
No. 406812
>>406801Yeah yeah, I used to think Onion was hot too back in the day. I also once dreamed of being one of his victims-classy wimminz and hated Lainey out of jealousy.
…I hate myself even more for typing this. E
No. 406817
>>406801A lot of girls have a hateboner for Greg. I'm sure a few farmers have some suppressed tingles for him, not many, but a few. His IG is full of hate comments that might as well say 'notice me senpai'.
But the joke is he doesn't even look like that. At all. It's all filters and lighting. Watch his earlier videos with Skye and you can see what a wrinkly underbite fuckface he really is. And bear in mind that was like 10 years ago when he was in his early twenties. He's in his 30's now.
No. 406826
>>406817Reminds me of myself. Staged selfie with perfect lightning and posing: uh wow hi keira knightley.
When in fact I look like utter shit irl kek
Sage for shitblog
No. 406830
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Onion (or one of his cock suckers) resorts to e-begging on 4chan
No. 406835
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No. 406836
>>406833I really doubt anyone is subbing to billie for onion updates
She never talks about him
No. 406838
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>>406817
>old wrinkly fuckfaceEw you're right! Skye looks so young and vaulnerable next to him, while Gretch looks 40.
hey Lolita hey! Hey Lolita hey! No. 406839
>>404516Why are his pacs so small? And his shoulders?? Thats giving me nightmares.
Is his head super big or his body super small wtf
No. 406842
File: 1499270882070.png (1.92 MB, 1242x2208, IMG_2991.PNG)
Why the fuck is dragging up old shit lmao how desperate
No. 406861
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Grease is going on a manic blocking spree over twitter, Blocking anyone that disagrees with him and its gloriously milky
No. 406865
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No. 406866
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No. 406871
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No. 406872
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No. 406881
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hahahah
No. 406884
>>406842In that pinned tweet video, he is asking his fans to blow Blaire White's comment box about what a big fraud she is.
wew
No. 406891
File: 1499277959476.png (508.15 KB, 881x759, new vid.png)
Laineys new video, at least she was honest in the title and knows how bad she is at make up.
No. 406899
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Blaire has called him out lol
No. 406912
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>>406817>wrinkly underbite fuckfaceI think you mean wrinkly underbite FLUCKFACE
It's his droopy melting eyes that creep me out most. If you watch his EARLIEST videos with Tantaga where there's no lighting OR filters you can see what he really looks like much better (not that you'd want to)
He had botox which probably explains why his skin looks less wrinkled now than it did 10 years ago. Still looks like a burst nutsack though.
No. 406916
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No. 406917
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No. 406920
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Does this idiot think we all have the same lack of intelligence as his little teeny fans? His ploy to make more money via debating someone much more popular than him (Blaire gets way better views) is painfully obvious.
No. 406922
>>406898If he kills himself then it'd be a huge net positive for the world tbqhwy fampai.
I don't he'd go on a homicidal (or suicidal for that matter) rampage, though. For all of his instability, he really plays up the pacifism thing and doesn't seem to be physically violent, even if he is neglectful to animals and verbally abusive. Plus his way of operating seems to be more covert, i.e. exploiting loopholes and technicalities. Though who knows what goes on behind closed doors.
No. 406927
>>406913>>406914seems like he really did
kek, i guess he realized he embarrassed hiself even further
No. 406936
>>406922Plainey always flinches whenever he moves his hand near her. He joked about it (as he always does whenever he's exposed) but that doesn't mean it's not true. I remember when he was about to play spank her she tensed up really hard and he was like 'it's a spanking not a beating'.
I bet he has beat her tho.
No. 406937
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how he views winners/losers kek
No. 406939
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Where is Lainey to peep at this transphobia? (sarcasm)
No. 406942
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>>406937greg u ugly and u aint got no alibi
kekekekekekek
No. 406944
>>406936This is true. Though that could be because he gets "intense" and in-your-face threatening when he's angry rather than any physical abuse. Not that that's much better…
>>406939I wonder if Taylor told him that- it seems like he enjoys using Twitter to indirectly complain about the shit she does.
No. 407004
Another great video by aldlii.
>>406861I got blocked lol. I don't think I even said anything that bad. He's sperging hard.
No. 407011
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He just sent an email to Blaire asking why she exposed him for rating underage girls bodies on YouTube…I hope she doesn't give him the benefit of a response.
No. 407014
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>kek
wonder what made him change his mind so quickly?
No. 407017
>>407014he realized blaire isn't as much of an attention whore as joy and won't chase him so he did the math:
debate blaire on her youtube > no debate at all
absolutely pathetic
No. 407019
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I thought he was just a security guard, not an actual "cop".. surely USAF security forces would not be referred to as cops?
No. 407022
>>407014Blaire not playing into his games made him mad.
Everyone is also calling him out for his blatant attempt at getting more money.
He craves that sense of power and control so he is giving in a little bit to get Blaire.
If she accepts, he is probably gonna try to enrage her by insultig her in every way possible and then painting it like he is the rational one and she is the angry crazy one.
Though I think Blaire is smart enough not to play into his insults and just laughs at him while he narc rages like a pathetic idiot he is.
No. 407057
>>406835>is greg ever going to shut the fuck up?No.
>>407014She stopped responding, which is what he hates most. Haha. That's all you have to do with a narcissist. He loves attention, even negative, especially from someone who has a big following because it brings attention to him. If all his haters disappeared and stopped paying attention to him, he'd flip out.
>>407016Peep that transphobia. Where you at lameo???
>>407022Gerg thinks he auto-wins arguments by putting on that fake calm act. But even when he is "calm", he is constantly hurling insults at the other person. Just because he isn't screaming doesn't mean shit. This debate will always end up like all the other debates. It just becomes an insulting match and talking in circles. I'll still watch blaire drag his ass though.
No. 407059
>>406911From the same ugly little troll who graphically pretended to rape a doll with Andy's face plastered on it, man that sure is rich.
>>407004This, some farmers were happy about Jeff telling him off but this shows so well how he just walked straight into Onion's trap. I would love to see him debate someone who doesn't fall for his psycho tactics.
No. 407061
>>407057His last tweet says ''RT if you want to die'.
So you hit the nail right there anon.
No. 407072
>>406920>>alleged poverty >>ALLEGED POVERTY>>POVERTYWhat a wanker
>>406939>>self-depreciatingSelf-
deprecating, not depreciating, you mental giant. Depreciation is a financial term.
>>407027Blaire is the perfect one to debate him because she doesn't care about fighting fair and she makes Onion so incredibly angry that for a moment we can catch a glimpse of his true self.
No. 407073
>>406743Greg, Felix has a completely different image and approach at HW #500 than he had on HW #1.
Look at him. He's matured in appearance and in manner.
Now look at you. Desperately grasping at your 2007 looks and ways.
No. 407134
>>406652thanks for this i hate giving her money too, which means i have to look for mirrors for everything so much appreciation nonnie thanks again
also everyone was right about how shit she is, stop talking tumblr-speak lainey, you sound like a tard and oh yes, go take care of your fucking kids please.
No. 407145
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wow. lainey doesn't really consider younow a job.
i want to beat the shit out of her and her shit eyeliner
sage for a-logging
No. 407154
>>407149>recovery timeOh, does she think that will cut into her busy life? She's jobless and has a nanny for the childcare so she's not even a stay at home parent really. She just streams and tweets.
She won't get surgery because she's not trans and she's making shit up instead of admitting it.
No. 407164
>>407154"I feel more masculine than a cis female"
Oh, fuck right on off you fucking trender.
No. 407210
>>407164Did she actually say that. But she called social repose's tweet to her implying she had anything to do with masculinity transphobic? PICK ONE THING AND STICK WITH IT. Shes as hypocritical as her husband.
And no way would she get top surgery. Shes not trans. Shes an attention whore who wants to be speshul by being a trans trender. Why is she even hopping on the top surgery bullshit. Is she trying to sound more authentic about her fake agender status. I thought agender was the perfect speshul snowflake card because you can dress and act exactly how you want which is how normal people dress anyway (wow lameo you have short hair and wear boyish clothes sometimes while putting tons of makeup on your face? So do cis females!) but still claim you're trans and offended by everyone for not treating you speshul.
>>407199Lol what an idiot. Never be friends with lameo and gerg. They will air all your private info to the world.
No. 407223
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Is it just me or does this tweet sound like hes more disgusted by Austin not grooming the young girls for marriage like he would than the fact that he targeted underage girls. He has some weird shit about not having sex with someone unless its ~love~ and you plan to keep them in your life forever.
No. 407226
>>407148>>407149>>407153>>407164This fucking bitch. Literally the only things of note that she's done with her life involve her (female) sex organs. She's making up bullshit excuses because she knows she's a brood mare masquerading as a boy/thing but still wants the trans cred.
>>407189>>407194It isn't. Psychiatrists diagnose teens and prescribe them with mood stabilizers all the time. It's an extremely debilitating mental illness that needs to be controlled regardless of the age of the patient.
No. 407230
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How many times do the Greases have to fuck Sarah over for her to get that her ~bestest friend~ doesn't actually give a fuck about her?
No. 407239
>>407230Come come now, Sarah, you should be sitting on younow's dick waiting for Lainey to show. We don't need to show you proof. She doesn't give a shit about you so of course she told everyone you're bipolar. Nothing stays personal with either Greg or Lainey. You should know that.
This fucking dumbass.
No. 407259
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>lainey is gay. They are only pan for me.
LOL. That is his dream and what he decided she is. That he could be the exception for some gay girl who is totally into only girls, but he is so hot and amazing that they make him an exception.
No shes not gay. She is bi at most. Shes only had boyfriends her whole life. Stop deciding her sexuality. Weirdo. Sad thing is lameo just drinks it all up and agrees to be whatever he wants her to be.
No. 407293
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Sarah just tweeted and deleted this within a minute.. hopefully this signals the end of their relationship with the Avaroe's… although it's doubtful one can hope, for her sake anyway… I truly don't believe Sarah is a bad person, she's just chosen to associate with bad people and maybe now she will realise they don't give a fuck about her, this also makes me think what
>>407234 may have she truth to it.
Sarah, I know you're reading this, WAKE UP, Lainey and Greg are nothing but selfish losers who only care about themselves, they will drag you and anyone else under the bus even for a chat on YouNow, they will air all of your dirty laundry, if Lainey is willing to do it to her own sister don't think for a second she wouldn't do it to you.
No. 407294
>>407291(I'm assuming your reply was to my deleted post, sorry guys I forgot to sage and proofread it, update post
>>407293)
No. 407302
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This was on the door to the same room that had the Cloey banner (which is now Laura), nice try Onion, you can't fool us.
No. 407308
>>407293I hope Lainey doesn't try to convince Sarah she's bipolar just to justify her betrayal.
Lainey is not a mental health professional. She doesn't work in the field. She does not have professional experience outside of her degree. Merely studying/learning about mental illness, even with additional lived experience, is NOT enough overall experience to apply a diagnostic label to anyone. A diagnosis, especially bipolar, requires time to evaluate a patient and assess their episodes, in part, with clinically approved questionnaires administered by PROFESSIONALS in CONTROLLED CONDITIONS; NOT fucking bullshit websites. It requires RULING OUT other diagnoses. It requires assessment of other factors. It requires a FUCKING DOCTORATE. Lainey has a bachelor's degree, which is nothing in the psych field. I doubt she even did an internship.
Lainey and Greg do not have the professional experience acquired by learning and working in a designated field to spew the information they do as fact. Greg only mentions studies that bolster his agenda, and even then his comprehension of said studies is superficial. No legitimate, peer-reviewed study ever claims to be proof of anything because all studies have limitations, and many are heavily inspired by previous studies with their limitations.
They should be more careful with their platform, but they aren't. Greg hasn't learned, and Lainey sucks. Their combined ignorance is more damaging than just one person without any significant following.
Tl;dr: Lainey sucks.
No. 407310
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I figured her name was Lisa. This is the same crib under the name Troy in the Elmo video years ago
No. 407312
>>407308This reminds me of the time he made that "I have Borderline Personality Disorder" video because a fan suggested he may have it, then of course the "I have chronic depression" because a military GP suggested I had major depression due to an acute emotional crisis and 10 years later I am having another crisis therefore I have chronic depression.
I feel Lainey's degree was just a bludge, to satisfy her parents as she started dating Greg and ditched college that her parents were paying for just to be with him, wasn't she originally enrolled in medicine or something?
Anyway, considering she cannot identify that Greg has severe NPD I wouldn't trust her judgement on mental health in any way and her telling everyone about Sarah being bi polar is a disgusting violation of trust.
>>407310 I'm pretty sure they put that there right after the Cloey incident and made sure it was put in shots to throw us off.
No. 407323
>>407321He just bought those letters after the Cloey incident. He's doing it intentionally to throw people off.
You don't need to change the Name field. Just leave it blank and put sage in the email field.
No. 407326
>>407323"Clair"
"Cloey"
"Lisa!"
Did the other names have an "!" When they were on the wall too? If not, then it's obvious the real name is 5 letters, so he Has to keep the fake names within 5 letters while trying to throw us off, to avoid putting extra nails in the wall… sage because idk if what I'm saying makes any sense and I'm tired
No. 407329
>>407328no
fuck off with this name shit
No. 407335
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Think this is about Blainey?
No. 407336
>>407312Remember when Lainey said she was against the public release of another person's private information without consent after Greg and Billie went public about shit?
Good job, Lainey. You're really proving how different you are from Greg by telling strangers private or untrue information about someone else.
No. 407341
>>407335If it is, she's better off. Lainey is self-serving and clearly can't be trusted, yet has trust issues.
Someone, shop Greg and Lainey as one disgusting, attention whoring, selfish entity. It's time.
No. 407359
>>407259"they are only pan for me"
bi-sexuality literally doesn't work that way holy shit
inb4 "muh pansexuality." same shit.
I can't help feeling guilt over this ridiculous masquerade. The reason lainey's bisexuality was brought to onions attention was because people in the rant community like mrrepzion pointed out laineys biseuxal claims on her old dating profile, along with her relationship with selena. Greg is SICK
No. 407364
>>407308>Lainey has a bachelor's degree, which is nothing in the psych field. I doubt she even did an internship.Not only that, but it's an online BA from a no-name university. She may as well have gone to clown college.
>>407335Hopefully, and hopefully she actually stays convicted in staying away from them if it is.
>>407352On top of that, she wants to work with kids. Fat chance. Which is why it's good to use her full name in these threads from time to time for SEO purposes. She shouldn't be getting anywhere near kids, let alone vulnerable ones.
No. 407366
>>407359>bi-sexuality literally doesn't work that way holy shitI really dont think shes bisexual/gay at all. She had Billie right there to experiment with and all she did was kiss her 3 times. Shes probably faking all of this up for attention and to try to cement her snowflakeness.
>>407246Sarah looooooooooves the attention(exhibit 1; how quick she jumped into a stream with Joy after telling her to fuck off and then Joyce asked her if she wanted to go on a stream, etc etc) and she wont stop hanging out with them until they drop her silly ass.
No. 407367
>>407364>>407308I think she got that degree because Onion wanted her to get one, just so he can say his "spouse has a degree" and its not just a useless baby birthing machine.
Btw this is exactly what happened with my cousin's useless wife. They got married, she got an "online fashion degree" from some university in Cali and then proceed to birth baby after baby.
No. 407368
>>407366evidence about her bisexuality goes wayyy back before cuddle gate and billie, I really believe greg exploited that for some fresh meat, obviously.
The thing is that greg also has a history of equating bi-sexuality as disloyalty. He has a history of biphobia (adrienne). He has claimed bisexuals can't be monogamous which is most likely why he forced lainey into a poly relationship she really had no part in.
No. 407369
>>407364Washington state, although I dont disagree that her BA is essentially useless.
>>407365pretty sure you're right
No. 407370
>>407335Even if it is, it's not like she's gonna end her friendship. She loves getting shatted on by lameo. These people only know how to tweet lyrics passive aggressively and can't communicate. Lameo probably just excused her behavior as an accidental slip. She also loves lying and probably gave her an excuse and Sarah is so blatantly naive she will believe it.
I'm curious if Sarah actually is bipolar or not or considers herself to be anyway. Because if she is, then lameo shared it to the world? If it's not, then lameo thinks she's bipolar? How nice. Lol. Maybe lameo gave the excuse that she was talking about her OTHER best friend. But Sarah will just ignore it and continue to defend lameo and involve herself. I love how lameo could have avoided this problem by just saying yes she knows someone who is bipolar or knows a friend who is, but she needed those internet cool points about how knowledgeable she is about mental illness that she made sure to clarify best friend.
No. 407375
>>407370If Sarah was diagnosed with bipolar disorder by a real professional before the age of eighteen she would have to be an absolutely horrendous example, even the worst armchair fag would be able to see it. It's not good practice to slap teenagers with serious diagnoses like this, it has to be an absolutely awful, ruining every aspect of their life case for it to happen.
So either Sarah self diagnosed to get cool internet points, the whole idea is to make sure you have as little privilege as possible, and mental illness is an easy means to that end. Or Lainey diagnosed her friend with it, which is, as you say pretty insulting or proves Lainey is a complete moron.
Each scenario seems pretty likely to me.
No. 407381
>>407368>>407371Lol evidence. She was a teenager saying she is bisexual who only ever had boyfriends and never dated or kissed a girl. I know plenty of people who in their teens said they were bisexual or thought they were in high school who definitely are not now.
>>407367Onion said it himself a in a live before that lameo got a degree just for the sake of getting a degree and laughed and said she is not going to do anything with it. It shows HE doesn't even value her such high esteemed psych degree.
>>407364Lol even if she went to a good school, a bachelors in psych doesn't make you magically able to accurately diagnose people. You might be taught the DSM diagnosis criteria, but everyone and their mom can look that up. Are they also capable of diagnosis just because they read the criteria? Being able to comfortably diagnose comes with lots of experience in the field. You aren't practicing therapy or diagnosing people when you are getting a bachelors degree. Hell, even a masters degree isn't enough to feel comfortable with diagnosis. That's why you need 2-3 years more of supervised experience after grad school AND taking a licensing exam to be a qualified therapist.
We can see that lameo is definitely not getting there. Everytime she brings up her psych degree as giving her credibility, it makes me cringe. That's exactly what people hate about psych majors, that they take a few classes and think they are qualified and so smart about mental health now.
No. 407385
>>407371 actions can't always be used as evidence. I'm bisexual and have only slept with males (not many tbh) and kissed females. Not that I haven't had the opportunity with the ladies, but first time anxiety exists and if you are already an anxious person it's gonna take a while to build up confidence. Now imagine how hard that would be when you're convinced your gf and husband are more interested in each other than you. Hardly a turn on and self esteem boost.
Lainey is shady in a lot of ways and I don't believe her trans gay infatuation atm but I believe she is bisexual or atleast open to it
No. 407423
>>407411i would love to see a clip where a neigbor pops their head over the fence
is it not normal to know your neighbors even if he seems mental i'd want a go on quad
No. 407424
>>407422Oooh fuck, I got
triggered from that description. That was the cringiest.
No. 407428
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>>407427woman in background notifying suicide risk
No. 407429
>>407426this guy looking directly at the camera with that expression is the mvp
why do all these self-important assholes do the same cringey shit? how can they not see how awkward it is?
No. 407431
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>>407426>>407427>>407428For anyone interested, i'll reupload this in a few minutes. don't give him views.
No. 407432
>>407431thanks anon.
can't wait for this blast from the past. he's just so fucking oblivious to like…normal human behavior.
No. 407441
>>407438it's so fucking easy to write speak-song lyrics that at least scan and rhyme. none of his lines have the right number of syllables lmao. so fucking bad.
also those contrived hand movements. like a metronome.
reads like a cringey message you'd send your ex you were totally in love with when you were 14 and think back on years later and cringe. but you know he just thinks back on this and thinks how hard he totally burned Shiloh and owned her.
amazing. thanks anon, it was everything i remembered and more.
No. 407448
>>407375>>407381Taylor Elaine Avaroe probably diagnosed Sarah after Sarah saw the common symptons of bipolar disorder on WEBMD and started to think she had those symptoms. Sarah is a teen. It's common for teenagers to feel like they don't belong and there must be something wrong with them. That is why therapist need to do test to see if this is a bipolar disorder issue, or a teenager just being a teenager.
I've met people like Taylor Avaroe in real life before. She probably had a few people in her life who had depression, or bipolar or some kind of mental illness, (Like one of her friends, wasn't in Selena or Mercedes). She uses that to sound like an expert by bringing those people up when the is topic mental illnesses.
When Greg said 'Go back to school', she no doubt chose psychology because A)she wanted to do medicine in the past, B) everybody on tumblr likes to play therapist and C) judging by how she just throws random medical terms without thinking, I bet she thought psychology was an easy pick.
Now she has a piece a paper which she can use as jailfree card to diagnose random strangers and everybody in her life. People like her don't like to hear that she has a long way to go to become a credible psychologist. She wants to diagnose people NOW, STAT!
I bet she diagnosed her son with ADHD/ADD by now. It honestly wouldn't surprise me if she would claim that.
sage for blogpost/rant
No. 407470
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Lamp is now posting shower selfies.
She truly is metamorphing into Garg
No. 407477
>>407475She's just doing it for the money. She didn't start suddenly caring about makeup.
If Onion's channels weren't failing, she wouldn't have started streaming regularly or making these stupid videos.
No. 407486
>>407411I wonder if hes had any long term neighbors who have seen this old man constantly bringing little teen girls to his house and acting like a maniac. I would not want to be associated with him either.
>>407426I cant believe he ever actually went in public to do this. He never goes in public to film videos anymore. He should make his channel him having to interact with real life human beings that aren't from the internet. I'd watch.
>>407470She really needs to go put that white eyeliner in the trash can and leave it there.
No. 407488
>>406920>mock mentally handicapped peopleThat's rich, coming from the guy who called people who unsubbed his Patreon "retards". Hell, he calls people "retards" in almost every one of his Gergspergs.
>>407259>How could you not like seeing two biological/beautiful females kiss/love?Aaaah, the typical horny slimey creepy guy who sexualizes lesbians and bi girls. Peep that homophobia
The hypocrisy oozing from this individual, I swear
No. 407510
>>407508sage is your friend in situations like these
Half the thread is about Lainey. Do we need to think abut Lainey getting her own thread? She's come into her own as a cow and if there's a new girl coming into the house soon there's going to be masses of drama. It seems like she's much more visible than Greg is these days and people are beginning to call her out specifically.
What say you?
No. 407513
>>407510>>407511I don't think it's worthy it..? She doesn't have milk on her own aside for being haggard and bad at make-up (which isn't milk). Her milk is always connected to Greg, she's a doormat after all.
I think it would be redundant.
No. 407514
>>407510If not her own thread, her name definitely should at least be added onto the Onion threads for as long as shes with him. Shes definitely become a cow.
I think people are talking more about lamey because everyone is used to gerg's bullshit, it's nothing surprising. And milk has relatively been dry. But also their drama/cowness often intermingles so i think it should be one thread. Shes just a mini onion now.
No. 407518
>>407510I agree with
>>407514 that her name needs to be added to the thread. That video from Jaclyn made me sit up and realize that it's not just us who see her as a cow. I vote we stick her full name in the next thread just so that information about Taylor Elaine Avaroe always stays fresh on search engines.
No. 407521
>>407359inb4 her next thing is "I'm totally homoflexible u guiz"
>>407370>>407375>>407448Another possible scenario is that Sarah might have been prescribed a mood stabilizer without being diagnosed, and Plainey or both of them came to the conclusion that well she must be bipolar then.
>>407513I agree, also I'm lazy and don't want to keep up with two threads to discuss what is going on in the Grease household.
No. 407528
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>Mfw similar facial structure to Grease
Short nose, neandethal browbone, dent in forehead, strong but kinda undefined jawline, dat creepy smile.
No. 407529
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>>407382>>407383>there's a reason they fear the research methods course.The state of the Psych degree in the US is so bad now that you can make 70k+ at entry-level doing UX or market research because apparently there's a huge dearth of people who both actually want to use their degree and actually know research methods. Sorry for the OT but this is low-key advice for farmers getting psych degrees.
>>407470Imagine what their water bill is like.
>>407510Taylor is a horrible person in and of herself, but she's more of an extension of Greg than a person in her own right. This
>>407514 is a good idea, though.
No. 407538
>>407533I feel like when actual milk happens, there would be too much overlap. It's been pretty boring on the onion drama lately, which is probably why this thread has been pretty boring. He was too lame to debate blaire, so all we have is his endless twitter sperging.
>>407535Lameo constantly goes on younow which everyone can see. While gerg has his discord shit thats only for patreons. Does he even do anything else? He also has way too many channels for me to even bother to look at any of them to see if there is anything interesting. I think all of this is hurting him. Who can or wants to keep up with eighty youtube channels of ONE person.
I actually find it weird that he is pushing lameo to be successful. I would think he wouldn't want her to end up overshadowing him or becoming more popular than him. Maybe he thinks its a good thing because then it will look like shes independent and wont take his money if they divorce. And he also probably realized lameo is insane and will stick with him even if he commits murder.
>>407529My school required research methods and lab classes, but it was also a B.S. in psych. Not B.A. But I looked at the picture onion posted of her degree and its a B.S, not a BA. If they didnt make her take research methods/statistics and stuff, i'd be surprised. She clearly didn't retain any info on how research works though because she thinks fidget spinners cure anxiety just because they said so.
No. 407590
>>407585The prophecy predicted that the T.E.A will be destined to be spilled.
…one day
No. 407625
>>407622He's such a piece of shit–normally I don't get wound up at the deaths of famous people but Robin Williams was such a sad case, he didn't commit suicide because he didn't want to live, he did it because he had Lewy Body dementia which is a truly horrifying disease. I think he did so that his family wouldn't have to watch as he became more and more deranged. It's such a sad thing. I always think about his kids, too, because his scummy current wife managed to get him to write another will leaving everything to her and not his family. It's so depressing and Gretch getting his paws on it just rubs me wrong.
sage for 100% blogpost
No. 407681
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Do y'all like Depeche Mode and that Rick-rolled song? Onion brings (or tries) the 80's back!
Spoiler: his actual size
No. 407711
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>>407622>"proof that people are horrible"screen cap from that vid
he's back to caking on the makeup. that whole "being real" thing couldn't compete with his vanity. it looks like he's wearing his own skin? like, it's unnerving.
he's aging horribly lol
No. 407743
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>>407726My favourite is "I'm So CHILD PREDATOR Song" (originally named "I'M SO PEDOPHILE")from 2008, where he kind of predicts the Billie saga. Some lyrics:
>I'm so gullible>— I'm so perverted>I'm destined for trouble>— I'm so pedophile>I'm so young and oblivious>— I'm so not>I'm so MySpace>— God you're hot>I'm a 16 year old girl>— I'm a dirty old man>I'm a virgin and an Aquarius>— My wife left me for a woman
>Yes, I'm about 18, >I'm pretty close to that age,>I'm a full-fledged adult, does that make you exited?>God, I can't wait to put you in a cage.
>C'mon little girlie… everything's OK>Just come to Mr Fitzgerald, I'll make all your problems go away
>I'm a freaking pervert, I get off on little kids No. 407777
File: 1499417856778.png (Spoiler Image,1.58 MB, 1136x640, IMG_0133.PNG)
I think I found an accurate description of what Onion's body looks like with no clothes on…
No. 407803
>>407802Vic mignognig is also a massive narc, coworkers can't stand him and he goes after teenage girls.
The resemblance is far more than just superficial lmao.
No. 407834
>>4077111: blend your makeup down to your neck PLEASE
2: he looks like when you face swap with a photo of yourself: the features are technically correct and everything, it just looks… off
No. 407838
>>407824They still get $5600 each month from Patreon and the numbers don't seem to change much anymore. That's still a ton of money considering he's still getting some from YouTube and by streaming (apparently you can make quite a bit on YouNow but I'm not sure how much Lainey actually makes). So let's say they get $6500 a month, that's still way above median income in the US.
Meaning we have to wait for the IRS.
No. 407842
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>>407835He has the same ugly caveman features and psycho smile as Perez Hilton
No. 407855
>>407838Yeah, but he said his mortgage was… $2,500? I can't recall exactly, but that's a pretty big chunk. Plus car payments, insurance, electricity bill, diapers, vegan meat substitutes, botox, makeup, fidget spinners… That shit adds up.
No. 407878
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"I find children to be annoying"
- A father of two
No. 407879
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Its sad when your personality is so lacking that shouting "i'm gay" becomes your primary hobby in life.
Those kids are going to resent their obnoxious parents so much. Gerg and Plain are soooo thirsty for validation and attention, those kids are going to be afraid to bring friends over for fear of the "oh so random!!1! and unique™ internet personality" parents hogging the spotlight.
Look at me! Look at me! Tell me how hip and cool I am! Is there anything worse than having parents like that?
No. 407882
>>407881fuck why is Plainey such an enabler?
Does she think that will make Onion love her again like in the good ole times when she was 17?
No. 407884
>>407881Hahahaha, again I think she must be trolling at this point.
what if living with gerg has made lainey so uncomfortable with herself that she wants to be everything else?
or she thinks that being insecure about body/identity is the same as being dysphoric?
No. 407885
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No. 407887
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The forums still exist, Greg. They exist forever in archive.
No. 407888
File: 1499450958335.jpg (555.24 KB, 809x1938, Screenshot_20170707-110726.jpg)
I didn't really kill the turtle because if there were airgules everything would have been fine, and Lainey tooootally has permission to date other men now, but she's too in love with me [smug grin like he won]
No. 407893
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A normal person would use this opportunity to say that killing their pet due to their "mistake" haunts them, Greg. And it wouldn't be a lie, because thst kind of thing would be scarring to a person without a severe mental illness like narcissism.
No. 407894
File: 1499451222355.png (28.82 KB, 616x350, defiently didnt cheat.png)
"no limitations". Interesting choice of words. Is he implying that plainey gave him free reign to do what he wanted in that relationship? He's released so many videos/statements claiming otherwise. If greg was afforded the same opportunity why wouldn't anyone else be?
No. 407898
File: 1499451512876.jpg (115.26 KB, 1021x467, Screenshot_20170707-111744.jpg)
And now Lainey is a dude who made Greg gay for her
No. 407901
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>>407898Whatever happened to "They don't mind if someone close to them calls them 'she'"?
She is just running with this trans thing. Won't protect you from getting knocked up again by Greg, or from 8x daily dry PiV sex, kiddo.
No. 407904
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"I made an insane relationship contract with zero input from either woman, and ignored my spouse's clear wish thst I not sleep with her girlfriend because I wasn't specifically told not to, just saw her crying all the time when I flirted with Billie, omg not a mind reader, also boundaries make me angry because I'm mentally ill, so I violate them to abuse people, because it doesn't hurt MY feelings."
No. 407906
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>>407902I remember this which at least shows he gets extremely jealous if she shows or gives an attention to a guy
No. 407915
Lol it's funny how he gives his version of events in a biased way.
>>407904 and
>>407906 show similarities of him manipulating the truth to suit his narrative and victimising himself.
No. 407918
File: 1499454068645.png (246.32 KB, 474x356, thohiii.png)
>>407711Possessed Ken Doll vibes.
No. 407924
>>407912It just makes me laugh. Perhaps because I knew someone who behaved exactly the same way and when you "get over it" and distance yourself, you realize just how pathetic it is/was.
But this goes to show how normal abuse is to Gergles. People do this kind of manipulative shit in private, he's comfortable doing it in public - makes you wonder what he's saying behind closed doors.
No. 407944
File: 1499457383447.gif (492.26 KB, 500x250, YUv5kz1.gif)
I'm pretty sure plainey's 'only likes women with exception of onion' was forced thing into their relationship by onion. It's clear onion is a jealous egotistical baby, especially when it comes to other guys. Plainey either feels stuck in a manipulated relationship and/or is just benefiting from him at this point so staying with him is convenient for her and since she can't show any attraction towards men without the stinky onion man whining over it, she just started claiming to like girls. Because at least through dating a girl, she can have an actual relationship and onion can jack off to the idea that he has two retarded women under his belt.
She even said she 'came out as bi' only after marrying onion. With her history of dating guys, I bet if they ever were to break up (which who cares at this point) she'd date a guy again(maybe I just want this to happen because the milk would be so good).
Also, whenever she does talk about girls it sounds like she's reading some script on "how to sound gay/tumblr fag" and it's like she can't acknowledge that straight women call other each other hot all the time while liking dick. I'm just not convinced in general.
No. 407946
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Onion boy just bought twitter followers… And he wasn't even subtle about it lol
No. 407976
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ewwwww
No. 407979
>>407946Fucking kek. Guess the loss of twitter followers has been getting to him as much as the loss of his view$.
Bots won't contribute to your Patreon, Greg.
No. 407999
File: 1499465771139.png (223.89 KB, 623x618, Screen Shot 2017-07-07 at 3.14…)
Ah, the classic "she looked old enough to me" defense.
1/3
No. 408005
File: 1499465941733.png (120.93 KB, 589x610, Screen Shot 2017-07-07 at 3.14…)
He cringes when girls are just 18 now, guise. He'd maybe even date someone his own age if he were single, no more 16-17 year olds for him!
Guess there haven't been any teenybopper takers on the trinity offer, and he's having to branch out.
No. 408006
File: 1499466002610.png (117.62 KB, 582x562, Screen Shot 2017-07-07 at 3.13…)
He's also back on an anti-conservative, "pro feminist" rant.
1/2
No. 408008
File: 1499466066992.png (552.86 KB, 922x558, laineybotbot.PNG)
just found this bot which corrects tweeters when they misgender complainey now lol
No. 408010
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And Greg didn't run away from Joy after Joy caved and went on Lainey's YouNow. Lainey demanded to speak to Joy, and Greg's nothing if not a people pleaser. HONEST FAX.
Christ what a retard. No wonder he's shedding followers and subscribers. There aren't too many teenyboppers dumb enough to continuously accept whatever line he feeds them.
No. 408011
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God, he's triggered by everything today. Blaire's ignoring him and that chaps his ass, too.
1/2
No. 408013
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>>408011No response? That's the worst crime Greg can think of. He doesn't exist without anyone paying attention to him.
2/2
No. 408032
>>408023exactly. he doesn't believe any of the shit he spouts – pro-choice, pro-rights, pro-feminism, social justice, etc. any political view he has is safe to assume as complete bullshit. he flips and contradicts himself more than an old crusty politician looking to score brownie points among certain demographics. he goes with whatever is considered mainstream and popular at the moment. if things switched tomorrow and pro-life became the biggest supported political stance, you'd see him swaying. in a week, he'd be on board.
>>408026kudos to you all that watch their shit and report back. i can't be arsed to give them a single view.
>>408028>I can't for the life of me understand what it is he is doing that he considers working every daywhat he does is not working. he's pushed a lie so long that even he believes it and refuses to face the FAX.
i don't know if any of you all followed Peter Coffin and his milky drama a couple years back, but Gerg is just like him. he'd spend all day on twitter (18-20hrs) going on bitchfits and blocking sprees all while claiming to be working from home online (YT, running a site, etc.) but yet complaining that they never make enough money anymore and needed help from their fans.
No. 408034
>>406891Old post but it seriously
triggers me that she's contouring after she puts on her fucking lipstick and eyeliner.
Lainey, if you're reading this, at least go to r/makeupaddiction and pick up some
basic tips. Jesus.
No. 408037
I understand how everyone feels about our sister Tumblr-community but this blog goes into insight about Onion and his demon friend(s) and the relevance it still holds today (meaning Greg and his adult years).
https://ohnoonision.tumblr.comI'd post screenshots but my screen's not big enough.
Saged for slightly old topic
No. 408045
>>408005>life experience alone can turn a 7 into a 10HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
rating women and acting like he doesn't prey on girls with little to no life experience. amazing.
No. 408048
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Looking like you're in your mid-thirties when you're eighteen really isn't something to brag about buddy…
No. 408060
>>408002To be fair, Lainey has always looked soccer-mom aged.
The issue is Onision has a pattern here. Starting with Shiloh, and then also Billie. I believe he is able to be attracted to older women, but he likes young girls for their mentality. Easy to conform to his fucked up ideology. He found Lainey who is spineless, braindead, and as infatuated as you get.
No. 408063
>>407879She really needs to stop this white eyeliner thing. Does she think it looks good? Any other color would look better than that cum looking shit on her eyes. Can you imagine this being your mom? At least her kids are too young to be embarrassed yet.
>>407881Like anyone cares what lameo says. She lies through her teeth and changes her mind depending on the day. Look at
>>407901. She has gone back and forth between saying she wants to be called they/them and that she accepts all pronouns. Like make up your fucking mind if you're attempting to lie about it.
She had a list of all male youtubers she wanted to marry and he wasn't even first on the list. Now shes TOTALLY GAY and not attracted to ANY MAN except the ugliest one there is. It's not like his personality makes up for how ugly he is.
>>407905>>407904I like how he completely avoids the cuddle cheating that happened and where he forced it to become a three-way in the first place while lameo was distressed and continued to do so after their almost divorce. but ya, only billie is a cheater.
>>407944I want her to actually date a lesbian and not all these fake bi girls, and they will soon realize if shes actually "gay" or not when she can't even do anything physical with them other than a little kissing. Meanwhile she talks in her videos with gerg about how they have sex on the daily and shes extremely happy about it and calls him daddy. Clearly this agender space prince is not attracted to men! Idk why she wants to be considered fully gay all of a sudden WITH THE EXCEPTION of onion which makes her BI. She doesnt even want to label herself as pansexual even though thats what she is saying she is, because she probably things bisexual is more trendy and she can wave that little bi pride flag around.
No. 408074
>>407987Lol I remember once someone in a younow was trying to defend her by saying "why does sexuality even matter?" as in why does anyone even care what you are. And she got super offended and said something like "because it does matter! It is who i am and it's important" or some bullshit. That's her entire personality that she will go crazy if she can't screech about it every second. And it's all a sham too.
I haven't had one actual gay/bi friend who has had to mention their sexuality as much as she does when it is not at all relevant. Why does your sexuality even matter except to date people? It's just a sexual/romantic attraction, not a personality trait. Being gay doesn't make you suddenly have a certain personality and talk a certain way like lameo thinks it does. It's not like shes even going out and advocating for LGBT rights. All she does is mention it to screech about how gay she is and make sure people think she is super speshul, not talk about actual LGBT issues or anything.
We get it. You are bi. You are married to a man and have nothing "gay" to talk about since you are not dating a woman, you are not involved in the LGBT community, and its not like you go outside and hang out with anybody. Move on. This is why shes going to attempt another girlfriend. Just to try to validate her bisexuality to the world and make sure people realize she is super seriously totally gay!!
>>408002I like how he attempted to find a picture of her where she looks more mature and with makeup on. Look at her earlier pictures where she looks like a typical baby faced teen. Even the picture she showed of when she first talked to gerg was definitely not someone who looked 20.
>>408005He makes it seem like him dating Billie was ancient history. It was not that long ago. Also I like how he is admitting lameo isn't very attractive, but her personality is what supposedly makes her a 10. Meanwhile hes stated billie is 10/10 in looks. Lameo must love that.
No. 408077
>>408039No, I found this blog through OnisionDrama actually.
I also wouldn't make a Tumblr account about Onion, if I did make one.
No. 408078
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How often do you think onion makes lameo wear these wigs while they are doing it so he can pretend shes billie and not the masculine agender space prince?
No. 408084
>>407946i hate to be
that guy but like… how do we know he bought them? i know he's stupid, but would he really be that fucking blatant while being so adamant about """"honesty""""""?
pretty sure i already know the answer but… jesus. it just gets sadder and sadder
No. 408097
>>407893Sorry for late but are you guys actually talking about a turtle? Not a tortoise?
because they're all at least semi-aquatic. They can survive in very low oxygen environments for a very long time.
No. 408098
>>408078Makeup/"aesthetic" stuff is really not Lainey's thing.
That white eyeliner in her last video is the worst I've ever seen her look. This is horrific too.
Billie is alright at makeup and has a cute/interesting aesthetic. That comes naturally to her. Lainey trying to be the same is so fucking cringey.
No. 408099
File: 1499480903399.png (3.09 MB, 1743x875, lameo.png)
>>408078The rest of the flattering photoset.
No. 408116
File: 1499482933798.png (1.74 MB, 1154x611, totallyadultlameo.png)
>>407999Yes. Clearly as you can see here, she definitely looked like a 19-21 year old and very mature when she first dated/married gerg.
No. 408122
Here is the video where onision was
TRIGGERED by someguy he used to work with asking about him being a pedophile.
https://youtu.be/ZQHZwEIl5x4 No. 408124
>>408122"Back in the day they used to call me a rapist, an animal abuser, a spouse beater…a lot of things that didn't happen."
>Had sex with Adrienne even though she told him no, kept pressuring her. Later said she slept with many people so shes too slutty to be raped.>Killed his turtle by suffocating it in the heat, not even giving it air holes. Also killed his chickens in the past by neglecting them. Leelu pees in fear of him.>Allegedly, according to shiloh, shoved shiloh into a doorframe possibly causing her miscarriage.Yeah, i dont understand why people would say all these not true things about him with no reason why!
Also can he stop saying Lainey has "high anxiety". Why does he keep using this as if its some official term.
>it's also like this pedophile thing. How many times do I have to show you the picture of the 12 year old…I legit laughed.
No. 408127
>>408097Like
>>407895 said, the poor creature was baked/cooked to death. Air holes or not, he let his pet die horribly. And now he's glossing over the details because #honesty and #fax
>>408099>such breast dysphoria>HONK No. 408132
>>408099she looks kinda like jenna marbles in this
why tf did I zoom in though on that eyebrow and lipstick
vom
No. 408148
>>408122Gold star for You anon, thanks!
And did Greg really say he
shows a photo of a barely clothed 12 year old girl from his site to prove he's NOT a pedo?? Keeeeeek
No. 408182
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???
No. 408183
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No. 408185
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I now see why Shiloh is almost completely changed/reinventing her identity on da interwebz, dude's still trying to milk her suffering and association with him to this day! I know this is old shit but I also see he recently changed the titles on his videos.
No. 408199
>>407423It's not unnatural to not know your neighbors in a city. Even here in the South we don't know our neighbors all that much (my parents in their house, or us in our apt.) But it seems like where gurg lives it would be more prudent, given the fact that he's probably payong dues for an HOA, etc.
Saaaaaaaage.
No. 408201
>>408183Who the hell is THE JOSH and why would they be okay with letting some randoms/the world know that they were contacted by the FBI (which could get you into a lot of trouble if there's an active investigation)? Sounds like attention-whoring bullshit
>>408194She looks terrible as a transtrender, but she looked even worse as a teen imo. Greg wasn't failing like he is now either, so he probably could have done far better. Just goes to show how he values youth and complacency/malleability over attractiveness.
No. 408203
>>408201>he probably could have done far better. Just goes to show how he values youth and complacency/malleability over attractiveness.He was also desperate, on the rebound and snapped up the first teeny available. He was already talking to Lamo, so she was right there ready to adore him and do whatever he said the very moment he decided not to keep on pursuing his relationship with Shiloh.
He could have waited for a prettier yet just as complacent teen if he wanted (I hate even typing that, but it's true) but he didn't want to wait, because he needs one all the time.
What really bothers me is how cna she not see this/realise this? She is so deluded, it's actually pretty sickening.
No. 408204
>>408199Oh, Greg's neighbors almost certainly know of him from his weird-ass habits. The amount of lawn between the houses isn't nearly enough to make them private.
t. knower
>>408203You might be right; he may have just jumped on the first available thing. He probably at least implicitly prioritized the ability to manipulate and otherwise her, though.
No. 408205
>>408204>He probably at least implicitly prioritized the ability to manipulate and otherwise her, thoughOh no he absolutely did, of course. He wouldn't have rebounded onto someone he couldn't control… he learned his lesson on that after AJ.
Lamo was just perfect in many respects. Right time, right age, right 'attitude' - disgustingly available to him offer herself on a silver platter. He just had to 'compromise' on her appearance. She wasn't an ugly teen (imo I guess), but far from his usual type and the type he's absolutely craving now Lamo has gotten old and boring to him.
No. 408216
File: 1499510401755.png (1.3 MB, 1136x640, IMG_0136.PNG)
Whelp, Grease is back to mocking daddy Don and politics again!
No. 408217
File: 1499510519259.png (821.09 KB, 1136x640, IMG_0135.PNG)
>>408216Conservative = bad
Liberal = good
(Fun fact: Onion's an actual conservative himself)
No. 408247
>>408208Remember when he told her he wishes he wasn't married to her? Total soulmates! Relationship goals! I'm pretty sure lameo wants so hard to believe they are soulmates, and she's kind of a naive idiot. In that video of her first texts with onion, he said the most generic cheesy things hes probably said to everyone, and she ate it up and truly believed it. And you would think by now, she would have realized he had said all that shit just to get what he wants, but shes like delusion-ally oblivious.
I don't know how onion will manage to find a new billie anytime soon with his money tanking. She was way too pretty for him already. And his supply of cute young teens who are into him, have very lax parents who wont care if their daughter flies out to him (like billie) or will defy her parents to the extreme (like lameo), and will still fall for his bullshit after seeing all his past history must be extremely low. Even he knows he has a better chance of lameo finding him the girl, and then manipulating the situation to involve himself in it.
>>408213And he not only cheated on her once, but twice. She is really desperate to believe her life isn't a lie.
>>408233How do you get your BEST FRIEND having bipolar wrong? LOL. If I said my best friend has bipolar disorder, it's probably because they told me they have bipolar disorder. How fucking weird to announce her armchairing to the world as fact.
No. 408283
>>408097In case you (or anyone else) is that curious, yes, it was a tortoise. Onion explained that the temperature outside was around the basking temperature for that particular type of tortoise, so he thought it would be fine outside. He placed a clear plastic container over it to protect it from his dogs.
Where he went wrong was in his failure to recognize the greenhouse effect. That's something the military teaches servicemen, so he either completely forgot or didn't make it far enough through SERE to learn that. Or just assumed he knew better/didn't think very hard on the tortoise's behalf. The latter is the most likely, in my opinion. The lack of air holes only have something to do with it in terms of heat accumulation, but air holes or not, the tortoise would have baked to death. Basking temperature doesn't even mean what he thinks it does. A tortoise might bask briefly and then move, but it's not going to sit around at its maximum heat tolerance for however long Grease wants to leave it there. That's not how basking works.
tl;dr - He didn't intentionally kill the tortoise, he just lacks any semblance of empathy or remorse.
No. 408291
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>>407946Oddly enough, lameo's instagram managed to jump 3k followers on the same day! Seems totally legit.
No. 408294
>>408246How are you barely 16 and your parents let you move in with your twitter friends
i can't tell if lainey is a worse parent than sarah's mom. they both suck
No. 408297
File: 1499533020131.jpg (71.61 KB, 800x800, 19748710_10155093463218884_262…)
Greg accidentally responded to an argument on his alt account with his main account which proved that this potato_666_ was him. What a fucking idiot
No. 408298
>>408208Can you imagine Greg at forty? What a messy shitshow he'll be. Flabby, too many facelifts, still prowling for teen pussy. Will Plain be around or will he finally have kicked her to the curb at that point? My god, it's appalling.
Can the wheels of bureaucracy in re; the IRS please spin a tiny bit faster? Jesus.
No. 408300
>>408213Oh, he can get the divorce he wants so desperately. All it's going to take is lots and lots of money that he doesn't have anymore.
Right, Gretch?
No. 408318
File: 1499535280496.png (45.39 KB, 610x541, onion.png)
What a loser. He got her banned and hes the one shitting on her for not responding LOL.
>drawing of you literally raping me
Is he serious LOL. What a whiney manchild cant take a joke. It wasn't a picture of "rape". And his andy biersack video was far more disturbing, but andy doesn't be a crybaby about it like onion so he thinks hes justified.
No. 408323
File: 1499535551170.png (93.81 KB, 1196x686, onion.png)
When you can't comprehend that someone has a life outside the internet. I like how he suggests she use her phone to debate him while shes traveling. Maybe people don't want to spend their free time debating your ass since it's not important to their life at all. Blaire debating him would be charity work.
No. 408327
>>408322The picture
>>406907 doesnt even look like rape. He's probably offended because the drawing of him is too accurate. Blaire wasn't even the one to make the drawing. Meanwhile he makes a longass video about fucking andy and thinks its justified because andy didn't have a bitchfit at him for it like onion did to blaire.
No. 408331
>>408323I think he has a difficult time understanding that other people have priorities that aren't the same as his or about him.
Gerg, just because this is important/a big deal to you doesn't mean it's important/a big deal to others. Blaire White's growth or carreer is not dependent on this faux debate. Call Blaire a liar, blast her for being a coward, it doesn't matter. Everyone but your most diehard fans see you as a joke.
No. 408332
File: 1499536246711.png (17.46 KB, 587x228, onion.png)
>take a joke!
Meanwhile can't take a joke about the obviously joke drawing of Blaire and him.
No. 408338
>>408334he definitely stirs up drama with people for views, but they aren't in on it. I doubt blaire decided to collab with onion to create drama to get more traffic. It will only benefit him. He probably got inspired by the joy debate, so he brought up blaire after years of her not even talking about him to attempt to get views out of a debate with her.
And its pretty clear the billie thing and other ex-gf drama isn't faked. But he constantly uses his real drama for views regardless how the other person feels about it.
No. 408356
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This is how desperate for collaboration and new content Greg is. Can't even get "small" YTers to respond to him, so he's dragging a person he's never mentioned in 10 years onto his discord chat to be told of his wrongthink.
No. 408358
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>>408357This is the best we've got. Must be another former mall cop.
And yeah, having this dude manifest after 10 years means Greg is being forced to reach out to the periphery of people he knows. The Air Force was the last time he was forced to get out of the house and interact with the world at large; it was the last time he's met anyone who isn't a YTer or a vulnerable teen he's grooming.
No. 408360
>>408332Yeah, instead of sperging out like Greg, Andy did the mature, wise thing to do which was simply to cut Greg's creepy psycho ass out of his life. Just like any sane non-narc person would do. Andy wants nothing to do with you, Gurg. Learn to take a hint.
Normal guys don't leave creepy comments declaring their unironic sexual attraction on their male friend's page, or simulate the rape of him using a doll before broadcasting it to hundreds of thousands of people. No wonder you have no friends.
No. 408401
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LaineyBot Responds To Me Regarding Mental Health Accusation Of Friend
https://youtu.be/ZHj7cNTWJqU(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE) No. 408409
>>408401>>408405Ugh, it reeks of self posting. Jamie Leigh Trannyface has been all over the internet, trying to piggyback some fame on the Onions. She used to be on their side, but recently switched.
Fuck off, Jamie. And while you're at it, wash your hair.
No. 408412
>>408401>>408405Its the weird jamie leigh person who pops in on joy and onion drama.
But lol at sarah saying "my friends have never tried to diagnose me". If you dont have bipolar disorder and lameo said you did, then didn't she basically diagnose you?
No. 408414
>>408400nah, i think she will still stay with him
she is brainwashed to the core
she will probably beg onion to let her stay with him when he finds a new child-bride
No. 408420
>>408322 lol I drew it, it wasn't rape!
it was just greg getting fucked in the ass:)
No. 408428
>>408420All it shows is Blaire standing naked behind Greg; there's no penetration or genitals.
And your work is beautiful, anon
No. 408431
>>408318yeah, and he didn't make a video of him literally raping andy biersack in effigy
ugh
No. 408498
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>>408450
>did my partplease take gratuitous screen shots/gifs/mirrors if you can just in case it actually gets removed.
No. 408505
>>408501I feel like you can see her real personality come out here. Why is she being so smug now when she literally burst into tears over that same "internet drama bullshit" while talking to JoySparkleBS?
What happened to being a ~*smol gay space prince with crippling anxiety*~?
No. 408507
>>408501Is it just mean or does Plainey sounds remarkably spiteful and smug in this video?
You know if anyone where to approach her like this, her "high anxiety" would
trigger like none other.
No. 408510
>>408334TJ talked about this later on in a couple videos (One made by Repzion, "The Final Fall of Onision") Onision wanted him to go on The Steve Wilkos show with him and "ham up" the drama with him so they'd be entertaining.
TJ told him to get lost cause he actually hates Onision since he's a piece of shit.
TJ also has a podcast called Drunken Peasants, and they've made a bunch of videos responding to Onision's craziness and even had a 3 hour long Onision special that was pretty funny responding to the shiloh/adrienne drama and voicemails among other shit. The latest news was Onision wanted to go paintballing with TJ but TJ said no since he doesn't need his shit in his life. Clearly Onion boy is so desperate for views he wants to collab with his haters now.
No. 408518
>>408501>not my business, not my problemI can't stand that shit. She always pulls that line.
I would understand the "don't know don't care" attitude when asked about shit like that if it came down your husband's work-related life, but when you get involved in his line of "work" by appearing in his videos, jumping in on Twitter rants/feuds, and having YouNow chats with people he's debated prior….then what the hell are you doing if you don't know or care? At least be consistent.
We know it's his life and she has hers, no one argues that they're two separate bodies with different wants/needs in life, but when it comes to adding a marriage in the mix, your lives overlap and things that go on become your business (even when you don't want it to). It's double that when kids get involved.
You are married to the guy, Lamey. You're not teenagers dating anymore.
When exactly will it ever be your business, then? 10 years down the road when your kids are pushing towards their teenage years during your 7th failed poly-relationship and your husband is still online scraping for e-fame by starting drama with past YouTubers who have moved on with their lives? Will you then finally form an opinion that's non-Onion Approved and actually speak up and say something about how he's being a total dumbass? jfc
sorry for sperging, but damn these two.
No. 408521
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>>408520samefag. forgot image.
No. 408524
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retweeted by onion himself
No. 408530
>>408527Since it's old he'll probably delete like the coward that he is.
>>408529Also never heard him call anybody else honest. Even when someone calls him a creepy pervert based on the things they see him do is that not their honest opinion? But nah, he's going to argue because he's the only True and Honest Fact Machine.
No. 408537
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He conveniently cropped out the other half of the message, but this reads to me as if Onion harassed him about not being invited to the show, and simultaneously complained about how bad the guests they've had so far are. Fucking embarrassing behaviour, either Andy is just the sweetest and most well-mannered person in the world or he knows how insane Gerg is and doesn't want to trigger his narc-rage. Maybe both.
He's trying to frame it as if Andy sent him a DM just to let him know he has nothing against him, but it's so obvious that he's just trying to be nice responding to his crazy ass.
No. 408541
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>>408501She's wearing one of those adult onesies…
No. 408582
>>408233If that thumbnail is an accurate representation of what Sarah looks like now, Lainey best kiss the ground that she went back home. After losing weight and ditching the blue/purple hair, she's adorable and very close to Greg's preferred type. She was being groomed toward this appearance while she was there, with the hair dyeing and dieting. I have zero doubt now that she was meant to be a sexual toy for him once her transformation was complete.
Sarah, if you still read here, please cut off contact with these two. Delete their numbers and block them on all social media. There was no mistake in Lainey declaring you bipolar. She's a toxic shitty person. Together they are the absolute worst. They will never have your best interests at heart. You're a cute girl, seem reasonably intelligent and can be so much more than just one of the many girls whose lives Greg and Lainey fuck up.
No. 408586
>>408582No offense anon, but Sarah wishes she was in that category. Maybe that was her original purpose to the Onions, but upon spending plenty of time with Sarah you could tell Greg found her to be more of a burden/annoying. I think he very much enjoys mystery and a bit of a challenge, and Sarah didn't provide either. I also think her role was doormats side kick more than a potential partner for them. I don't want to give Sarah too much credit and be like "aww poor thing you need to get away from them!!" Bc I think she LOVES and thrives off of any attention surrounding them. Best for everyone if she stays irrelevant lol
But you have good intentions anon
No. 408591
>>408501"Not my business, not my problem"
"I don't care about any of that internet drama. It's a waste of time"
>Calls onion during the jaclyn debate to make sure he mentions what she wants him to mention about her space prince gender.>Joins in on joy debate and debates her for an hour.>Her 16 year old best friend ends up debating and defending her for hours.>All debates take place on her younow.Totally not your business!!!
>>408537Lol. Andy responding to probably his 50 DM sperges and after he posted a video shitting on him is proof of anything? It's like he can't comprehend that Andy is just trying to be civil.
>>408566But skye got with him while they were both in high school/before he got famous. She didn't see years worth of him abusing other girls, cheating on them, etc and using his platform as a middle-aged man to get 17 year olds. I also bet he was much more discreet when he was younger, but when he got so much power through fame and the fact he got older, he probably became even worse. Lameo saw all that and jumped right in, and is still here to this day after he cheated on her twice. She legitimately ignores and excuses all his bad behavior and allows him to use her as a tool however he wants.
No. 408593
>>408546>>408556Does it really matter either way as to how some no-name tweenbait ~truly feels~ about Greg either way? It's not particularly relevant beyond how Greg is reacting to whatever the guy's told him.
>>408582Sarah always seemed like more of a plaything and potential love interest for Taylor rather than Greg; he always seemed to be annoyed by her. Greg probably wants someone who's less like Taylor and more like Billie, so Sarah doesn't fit the bill. He may have gotten desperate enough if she'd stuck around, tho.
No. 408598
>>408593Of course not,
>>408556 was a response to
>>408549 , it does however matter and is relevant pointing out when the fax machine is making an ass out of himself with his "facts"
No. 408603
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Because depicting Andy as trying to escape him by crawling up stairs, then pulling him back to continue raping him is what he considers "consensual" and "love".
No. 408605
>>408603greg please. I drew a it and it was not meant to be rape by any means, you can't argue with me because it's fictional. I made it up!
that's the face I believe you would make while Blaire would penetrate you anally and who's to say.. maybe you are in love with Blaire during this act..
No. 408613
>>408182look at
>>406971It's the new clickbait.
No. 408615
>>408605please anon if you were the one that made it please make more onision drawings, its my fave onision drawing.
me and my friends made an emoji out of it on discord that we use constantly, it'd be nice to have more :>
yes, this is saged
No. 408616
>>408605Maybe you should make a Twitter and @ him to tell him that. He'd probably flip his shit. Tell him that you drew it as a depiction of love too. Then he'll probably rage that it's not right because he didn't consent to that which isn't really how art works.
Also, please draw more.
No. 408636
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>>408291 &
>>407946onision so bought Instagram and Twitter followers fucking kek
3000+ followers on Friday which is the day after his massive sperg on twitter, where he made 141 tweets and lost 565 followers.
Was it this same Friday he also "accidentally blocked" quite a few people?
Something could have happened when the techies tried to add all the fake followers.
No. 408656
>>408644Hmmm isn't that a bit hypocritical since he's always saying that the truth alays shows through? If that were the case then would he really need to block and delete tweets that spread "lies" about him?
Gretchen please, you're just trying to wipe away your guilty concious
No. 408672
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>>408656He actually made sure to reply to them first then block them. If you see a rising in ass kissing comments it is because of this.
No. 408691
>>408501Goddamn I just had to remind myself that this is a twenty-something mother of two and now I feel so bad for those kids. Imagine having this as your mother.
Also Taylor? Internet drama is what's financing your and your children's lives. It's literally your primary source of revenue, and nobody would know who you were or give a single fuck about you without it. Don't act like you're above internet drama when in reality you're laying in the gutter under it with your mouth wide open.
No. 408694
>>408691Does she actually believe her psycho husband has any talent outside of stirring drama? Whats the point of going on and on about how you are above drama and don't want to be involved when you are married to a career drama-starter? That's how her psycho husband has been making money for years supporting her ass. Is she actually that fucking dumb or is she ignoring that onion is the one stirring up all the drama. He contacted joy about a debate first and now he stirred up drama that was a year old by sperging about Blaire. But yeah, you guys are so above all this drama!
And so true all her fame is just from onion and his drama. Skye helped him start his channel and was part of his start to fame, shiloh was actually slightly famous in the real world and had a music career before him, and billie was already gaining internet fame and had followers before onion. Taylor was an absolute nobody and would have 0 relevancy right now without onion. So she can go shut the fuck up about how shes above drama when she has used that to finance her life, and has absolutely no problem when her and her husband drag other people into their drama as long as it fills up their bank account. I don't think Eugenia cooney wanted anything to do with onion, but your psycho husband loved to make money off her, and you were fine with it and had no problem using that money to finance your necessary shit like cum eyeliner and fidget spinners. But if anyone dares say anything to you, even after you are the one who starts it, they are transphobic and offensive and how dare they!!!
Lameo is absolute human trash. I feel bad for those kids. They have no adult figure with any real morals in their life. Lets hope for a miracle that they somehow don't become narcs themselves.
No. 408698
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holy shit he is really milking this, so extra.
No. 408703
>>408698Oh my God he retweeted images of him and dan having sex, which I'm sure made Dan really uncomfortable
In the image gregs clealry enjoying being butt fucked by Blaire so he can fuck of with his pity video. Most SJWs hate you anyway so I don't know why you're pandering to them with your 'waaah don't joke about rape!!!" and trying to make yourself a victim here. And if I recall correctly greg has aid rape jokes are funny, but those weren't about him and he has some nice double standards, you know narc stuff
No. 408707
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>>408703Yeah you sure are butt hurt greg
No. 408709
>>408698Paging Doctor Spin, paging Doctor Spin. The entire video is him comparing apples and apples, and day they are apples and oranges.
I swear his viewers are getting dumber if they believe any of that.
No. 408718
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seems gurgle is going to start using the twitch.tv platform for his drama cancer. this makes me real sad, because it may actually prolong his pathetic e-existence.
No. 408721
>>408501she's such a cunt.
saged for brevity
No. 408722
>>408720I'm sorry, but wtf is that clapping noise in the background ? Onion there fapping to this newbie level of bullshit ?
second, wtf does Sarah say "uhm" after every second word..
saged for being petty.
No. 408726
>>408723she truly has been groomed by gerg.
>>408698I dont think Danisnotonfire likes him or wanted him posting images of them being sexual together, but he did that. Not even to mention the Andy video. The person who made the drawing even said its not rape. Now can he stop bitching? Of course he can't.
No. 408728
>>408720So Sarah has BPD?
I mean, it could be bullshit but it makes no sense to change people from thinking she has bipolar, to thinking she has BPD.
It just seems weird to be all casual about it like "omg cool we have the same cluster b personality disorder, twins!" like it's a jacket.
But yeah, Lainey must have a sham of a degree. Unless she never studied and Greg did the coursework in order to learn manipulation of human minds better.
No. 408729
>>408728in our current society, mental illness is like a special patch you acquire to add to your special snowflake vest. used to impress all the other snowflakes in your troop. used as a defense mechanism and excuse shield against normies.
which is why Greg himself and everyone he surrounds himself with must have patches, victim points.
sage for off topic
No. 408734
>>408728Don't you have to be 18 for an official diagnoses of bpd, and even then they err on the side of NOT using that diagnoses at the minimuk age requirement because personality disorders are hard to identify in someone whose hormones are still at play?
Genuine question saged for pretty ot.
No. 408737
>>408728I seriously doubt she has it. First off, someone under 18 being diagnosed is VERY rare, and it'd have to be extremely severe for it to be diagnosed at her age.
Second, it's in the same cluster as narcissistic personality disorder so that should give some indication of what someone with BPD would be like.
Tumblr has a really bad habit of picking mental disorders and making them fads, so likely she saw "people with BPD have low self esteem" and how there's attention seeking behavior involved and assumed she had it despite not knowing all the fuckery that's actually entailed.
She said she was diagnosed by two psychologists but who knows what that means. Friends with degrees? No way to know.
No. 408745
>>408728I think diagnosing a personality disorder like BPD at the age of 15, which she claims is weird. It's hard to differentiate regular developmental teenage mood swings/behavior, etc from some characteristics in BPD.
But she claims two different psychologists diagnosed her, which if true, begs the question is she in therapy getting treatment? I wouldn't think so when her mom sends her daughter with BPD to live with an old man who clearly has NPD and is anti-therapy/medication. She has a shit family and a shit best friend who is influenced by a psychotic narcissist. Her future is looking great.
>>408718I hope he ends up getting banned by some stupid shit he does. If any site will end up banning him, I could see it being twitch.
No. 408767
>>408723She literally mentions how 'I heard you can't be diagnosed with bipolar if your under 18'
another anon literally posted a comment in a thread saying that, Hi Sarah. We know you lurk here on the regular.
No. 408829
>>408734It's very very difficult to get it under 18 like you have to be severely BPD and even then people who are older get diagnosed with other shit before the correct BPD one.
BPD is just really easy to box yourself into the criteria so that why it's the cool disorder on tumblr.
No. 408834
>>408826The norm is to not diagnose people under 18, because of the hormones change so rapidly, which can obviously imitate mental illness. Or so I thought.
BPD is a very hard disorder to separate from teenage angst, too.
No. 408848
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Onion's butthurt about the popo's coming to his house and still bitching about how his forums are completely legal!!!
Lmao he really thinks he's won.
No. 408855
>>408853Who the fuck even has a conversation like "oh man you have the same mental
Illness as me!!"
No. 408861
>>408855Self-diagnosed kiddies who wear it as an identity and don't understand what it actually means. Who the fuck else would be so jovial over having a (for the vast majority of affected people) permanent condition that turns you into Evil Incarnate and ruins the lives of you and your loved ones?
>>408859This, it's become another trendy condition that bland, insecure girls use to add a false sense of depth to their otherwise unremarkable personalities. Wonder if Taylor rubbed off on Sarah in that regard, given her transtrending and ~anxiety~.
No. 408867
>>408864Yeah the whole BPD things seems weird to me. It really bugs me to because both bipolar disorder and BPD are two particular mental disorders that really shouldn't be taken lightly.
Blog: I recently found out my mother has BPD, which helped explain her abuse when I was a child and her continued unstable behavior now.
Lainey talking about and armchairing the bipolar thing was bad enough. But Sarah's casual approach to BPD irks me a lot. Those disorders are NOT quirks. BPD, in particular can lead to horrible abuse if not treated. You aren't so ~quirky and cool~ because you have it.
No. 408868
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No. 408871
>>408853Ayalla has a video talking about her mental illnesses, one of them being BPD, so she didn't really out her. But yeah, idk why she brought her up like it was necessary.
>>408855Her best friend is lameo whos only personality traits are her sexuality, gender, and supposed fifty anxiety disorders. No wonder she thinks relating with mental illness is the greatest thing.
And yeah idk why people are flaunting BPD. It's a notoriously negatively looked upon diagnosis and people often think people who have it are crazy psychos, especially in relationships and can do very abusive things. Not saying they are all crazy psychos, but it has such a bad stigma. It's hardly trendy.
>>408864I honestly think she self-diagnosed herself. If you are at all an emotional angsty teen, you can read the criteria of BPD and think you might have it. Why I don't think diagnosing it at FIFTEEN is a good idea. From what shes shown online, she doesn't strike me as someone with BPD. I don't doubt she should see a therapist because shes probably fucked up in some way though. Diagnoses aren't that important. It's getting treated that's important. As you can see, lameo thinks she can scream anxiety to excuse her behavior and gets zero treatment for it.
No. 408880
>>408861At the risk of
triggering the BPD-chans on here, that was my reaction too. They must have just watched Girl, Interrupted and thought Winona's character seemed really deep and complex. They mustn't have experience with the ugly reality.
"You've got antisocial personality disorder? Me too! Yaaaaay" ←– would neve happen
Sarah is either way different off camera, or really doing well with DBT. Along with age and that living with the Onions then getting booted out didn't cause a meltdown for Gretchen to exploit, makes me doubt, speaking as an armchair.
Sarah, you're not milky enough to fake BPD. Why not do yourself a favour, adopt the persona of a healthy person with a full range of emotions, without needing a personality disorder to validate them? Your future self will thank you.
No. 408881
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Isn't he the one who always went on about how if you're married, you should do whatever your partner wants? And he laughed at someone saying they were concerned about their husband touching them in their sleep, and said it's your husband why would it matter? He was already married once at that point. Guess he missed his own memo.
No. 408884
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Mirror of Onion's narcissistic interpretation of the allegations against him:
https://vid.me/iVHY9 No. 408885
>>408720Mental health worker here, I've been popping in and out of threads here for a while but wanted to throw my 2 cents in on this
BPD pts are the worrrrrrst. My facility pretty much has a whole adult unit just for them, they're the biggest attention seekers we have and always the most somatic. BPD is diagnosed at any age because it CAN be treated and for the most part sufferers can live normal, symptom free lives if treatment is successful. Can confirm that BPD is used for borderline personality disorder and Bipolar is listed as Bipolar, usually given the classification of I or II. We have therapists and PhDs that treat/diagnose so I'm pretty well versed in mental disorders even if I'm not a psych major.
Sarah is totally borderline. She's attention seeking and a drama cow, and Planeo is as well with her need go be a special space Prince and bring attention to her special anxiety disorders. My patients who have real anxiety disorders know that fidgit spinners are baloney, once out of all of our admissions have I seen someone bring one in.
Btw all of my patients are teenagers (that I work directly with, I also work with adults when I'm pulled) and lameo would integrate well with them cause she's a whiney attention seeker.
Sage for blog post but I find her diagnosis hilarious and ironic.
No. 408894
>>408885im so glad we had an actual mental health worker bless us with their knowledge and letting us know from a professional the BPD
does actually mean borderline personality (which everyone already knew)
Maybe all BPD patients are attention seeking, but not every person who seeks attention has BPD kek… pls learn to sage next time
and cant we stop with the fucking armchair diagnosis' ?? its still against the rules whether or not ur a
"professional" No. 408927
>>408720so she outted Ayalla's mental illness???
??
??
??????
No. 408936
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Not really milk, but here's a mirror of Onion's latest "comedy" video.
https://vid.me/PFBZQHis portrayal of Donald Trump is how I imagine Grease will act towards his kids when they're older. There's so much projection in this that it hurts. As always, the comedic basis for this masterpiece is Gregma's overt misogyny, sexually disgusting "jokes," and mockery of the mentally challenged. With a punchline of gratuitous gun violence, because killing people that disagree with you is A+ comedy gold.
The obvious fact that this was meant to mock President Trump highlights Greg's own mental retardation, since every aspect of Trump's personality he mocks is a personality trait Greg displays himself. Keep on being a parody of yourself, Greg. It's working so well for you, look at those 35,000 views.
No. 408956
>>408885I'm dying this is so fucking awful. No fucking Dr worth their salt diagnosis BPD at any age omfg
Sarah is a bored, insecure teenager and she has awful parents so the horror she seeks attention. What fucking teenager doesn't?
No. 409007
>>409001Didn't you see farmhand's post about this shit?
Stahp.
No. 409098
>>409083I second not watching that video. I saw it earlier and I was
triggered by her amount of try-hard slang every 5 seconds. Who actually talks like that? Holy shit. It's as if she watched some Shane Dawson videos and is trying to re-enact it.
No. 409116
>>409098She has been mentioning Shane so much. If she ends up divorcing Greg, no doubt she would try to suck Shane's bi dick.
tinfoil: Could that be the reason why she wants to be a boy. So Shane would notice her?
No. 409146
>>409144Read
>>408997, anon. no1currs about your special snowflake BPD.
No. 409238
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lol
No. 409247
>>409238Nice job on the sock you clearly stuffed down there, Onion boy.Not obvious at all.
I've seen the outline of his peepee in his earlier videos, no way was it even close to that size. Plus, everyone knows guys dicks shrink in freezing cold weather. Does he think we're stupid?
No. 409307
>>409238everyone knows dicks shrivel up and shrink in the cold, let alone fucking snow.
he is 100% stuffing his pants, in a very vulgar and unsubtle manner.
cringe
No. 409325
>>409323Me….
trigger warning i think? she says her music? teacher kissed her on the lips when she was 6 and she told her parents. And how her ex-boyfriend "demanded" that they had sex and they did it and she felt "disgusting" talks about her shitty relationship with said ex, says she quit gymnastics because she fractured her ankle and it never healed well. the cuddle gate drama, doesn't specify how many kids she has, and how she feels dysphoric, and never goes into any specifics with gregurls relationship except billie/cuddlegate..
No. 409337
>>409308Thank GOD. No more bandaid children for the time being. She better hope Greg doesn't cheat again within the next five years…
>>409315She doesn't have dysphoria.
No. 409371
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Did old man-Onion used to cut himself or are these just blisters and scratches?
No. 409647
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Onion decides to ruin our childhoods by butchering the Pokémon theme song into an edgelord anthem.
No. 409657
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>>409647Mirror of this crap content in case anyone wants to watch.
https://vid.me/e4mylPlease don't give him any views.
No. 409661
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Bitch looks like Hillary lmfaooo!!!
Oh and she plans to grow it out and dye it blonde again. She lurking
No. 409663
>>409661Ew if she did her make up differently she would look pretty much like greggles
Gross
No. 409668
>>409639
>Fans : Are you and Gregma soul mates ?
> Lameo : No. We're twin flames…
>Fan : Whats that ?
>Lameo : Idk.. Google it .. Wait I'll google it .. Oh, its when you know instantly that someone is your lover, like old souls. Like you're meant to be together, and know it. aka : I stalked him religiously online, and once he needed a new child bride it wad the perfect fit.
ALSO WTF.. They don't have a regular GP … (She doesn't have a doctor nor ever goes to one ) She is claiming to be losing "1 lb" a day… BULLSHIT ! She'd be nothing but skin and bone if that was true. She also said she doesn't eat lunch ( who wants to start the ED speculations )
No. 409669
>>409660So Onion's made several mentions lately that he doesn't want to introduce a third party into their relationship, because essentially he believes what he has with Lainey is more than he could ever want and polys are too complicated and not worth messing what he has with Lainey (again).
Meanwhile, Lainey's still on the lookout for a girlfriend, maybe because Onion's not enough for her.
No. 409670
>>409668Kek, the only time I've come across the expression "twin flames" before was from Ajna Gyptian.
This is off topic but why do you need to "have a regular GP"? I'm a eurofag so I don't understand the concept of seeing a doctor if you're not sick.
No. 409676
>>409668I am more than positive she just read some "deep and so tru" post on tumblr about a "twin flame" and she was like, "omg that's us"
a kiddy pool is deeper than her
No. 409681
>>409670She was rambling on about how she's losing 1 pound a day… 7 pounds a week. She then proclaimed that she's boarder line under weight ( bullshit) .. To not have a regular GP or want to go to the doctors when you have a problem like that is stupid. ( despite I just speculate that Onion has just been calling her fat now that he doesn't have Sarah to bully, and so now she's starving herself. Probably just water/bowl weight if true )
>>409676I just find it funny that she says thats what they are yet having absolutely no idea what it means.
No. 409687
>>409668Lol isn't the term twin flames also used by tumbltards who are in love with socio/psychopaths like the combine shooters? Fitting since grease wanted to shoot up his highschool when he was younger
>>409682Unless she's eating nothing and burning 1500 calories a day,there is no way she's losing a pound a day. What an attention seeking moron
No. 409690
>>409687sage for tidbit, but even if she was it would still be impossible. According to starvation studies you can only free 31.5 calories per pound of bodyfat per day from stored body fat as a physical limitation. She would literally have to be 120 pounds overweight to lose 1 lb of fat per day (3800kcal; 3500kcal = 1lb of fat)
>>409689This is more likely.
No. 409691
>>409687She has lost some weight lately, though. She doesn't have the most sustainable diet, most of the stuff she eats is pretty low calorie and not very energy dense.
Though I doubt she meant 1lb a day, lol. Unless she's actively starving herself, I say hell no Taytay.
No. 409718
>>409668lol I actually googled it and the first thing that came up was:
>"Unlike “soul mates,” which are our perfect matches (or our spiritual family) twin flames are our perfect mirrors. Relationships with twin flames tend to be on-again-off-again, intensely passionate, and sometimes intensely painful."Also:"A soul mate is someone you spend your life with. A twin flame is someone who gets you ready for your soul mate. "
Umm well okay then? #goals? I like how she framed it completely differently from what it's explained as. Probably why she decided to google it so she could frame it in a better light Lol. Also like how she downgraded onion from "soulmate" to the worse version "twin flame".
No. 409723
>>409718>Relationships with twin flames tend to be on-again-off-again, intensely passionate, and sometimes intensely painful."I guess this is how she explains his loss of interest in her and his narc tendencies to emotionally abuse her and then lovebomb her.
We are Twin Flames guyz!!
I wonder if she felt uncomfortable when she had to study about narcissism for her psychology degree.
No. 409739
>>409691
>Though I doubt she meant 1lb a day, lol. Unless she's actively starving herself, I say hell no Taytay.Even then, no. At her height and weight, even starving herself eating absolutely NO calories per day wouldn't cause 1 lb per day weight loss (even factoring in breastfeeding) unless she was also overexercising to the extreme.
>>409694
>She still could, theoretically, lose 1lb of total body weight per day, it's not physically impossible. I'm not saying she's not lying or accidentally got it wrong, but your tidbit doesn't prove her wrong.It is physically impossible. It's science. Her daily sedentary TDEE wouldn't be enough - barely half what it takes to lose 1lb of body mass - and exercising the other half away would take her all day of intense exercise, as a short-ish, already lightweight female.
She could lose 1lb per day if most of it were water weight if she were retaining it, but eventually that would stop happening, and she would see a huge jump in weight in the scale once she retained again, before losing it again. In other words, to experience the scale going down by 1lb per day, she'd have to be losing retained water weight, then regaining it, losing it again, regaining it, losing it again.
It's possible to experience it on the scale if she were binging periodically and restricting otherwise - but if this were the case, the truth would be… 'I am losing 1lb per day, then seeing it jump up 6 lbs, then losing 1lb per day again, then seeing it go up by 6 lbs when I binge again' etc.
She obviously has lost weight but not 1lb per day of body mass. It IS impossible.
No. 409760
>>409718So basically admitting she's as much of a sociopathic predator as he is? I don't think it's possible to be the mirror of a shitty person without being a shitty person yourself.
And yeah she's completely ignoring the "precursor to your soulmate" aspect.
>>409723She's definitely the type to romanticise dysfunctional and even abusive relationships. She probably thought "twin flames" sounded romantic and hey, it even explains why their relationship is so emotionally draining and dramatic! #goals
No. 409811
>>409689>>409690She didn't misspoke. She directly said she was dropping 1 pound a day and she is " very concerned" and so is Onion, but not enough to go to the doctors. It lowkey sounded like she was very proud of it, but knowing how it would look bad and "proana" she pretends to be "bothered" by it. Wouldn't exactly look good in a household where you husband attacked someone suffering with anorexia, and others with EDs of varying levels/types.
She would have corrected herself if she misspoke, because she was reading peoples comments and concerns about it in chat and it wouldn't be hard to acknowledge the mistake. She also wouldn't call "1 pound" a week "concerning" as one pound a week is pretty basic and healthy unless you are actually under weight.
No. 409815
>>409661>>Narlee Versethats social reposes's stalker
interesting that she would involve herself with onision
No. 409838
>>409660Is she trying to make out her parents as if they are terrible and not accepting of her? Does she not realize how fucking ridiculous her whole situation is? What parent would be jumping for joy about their daughter "coming out" like how lameo did? Girl decided she was bi because her husband told her she was, decided she was agender cause she had a haircut. Then said herself that greg was the one who encouraged her poly relationship and she didn't want two significant others, got cheated on twice in the relationship, almost had a divorce, and then after all that decided to label herself as poly permanently even though she clearly was 100% not poly until gerg forced it upon her. And she is constantly trying to find a new gf when she is married with two kids, even after her husband almost left her for the gf.
What parent WOULD be supportive of this bullshit that is obviously all stemmed from the husband she lied to them about and ran away to get married to without telling them, who has been a complete shithead to them and also almost divorced their daughter and was gonna throw away his son for a new 18 year old? I'm getting the idea that lameo has no sense of empathy either because shes like incapable of seeing things from anyone else's point of view and is just extremely fucked in the head because she thinks all this is ~normal LGBTQ stuff~. Be thankful your parents are still in your life and supporting you even through the bullshit you've put them through and the disrespect you and your husband show them. Jeezes. she still acts like a bratty teen who thinks her parents are against her.
>>409811I feel like shes just exaggerating and bragging because she has always been proana and she wants people to be concerned for her and call her skinny and shit. She obviously loves it. Its 100% why she probably went vegetarian in the first place along with to get gerg. And now shes doing the bullshit of going vegetarian and basically vegan again, so she is cutting out basically all her food and eating garbage. She promotes more unhealthy eating habits than eugenia does since eugenia never talks about what she eats.
No. 409871
>>409760yeah that confused the fuck outta me. what happened to, "I'm not him. We're different people." now they're like spirit mirrors of each other? okay. and who does she think her real soul mate is? this random 16 year old she has yet to find on twitter?
>>409864oh definitely. they're the same people at this point, but lainey was actually normal once so she knows how to hide it better. she's the abusive sadboi to onion's abusive fuckboi. truly they are twin flamez
No. 409896
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And here he is, trying to make Cyr feel guilty. Anyone want to mirror this horseshit?
No. 409968
>>409963You know what, maybe Dasha as Cyr's gf
is a good thing. She keeps him away from Onion at least.
No. 409978
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Ayalla responds. Also, does he still talk to these people?
No. 409980
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>>409978So why'd you asked Cyr for your money back if you were ~tru n honest~ friends?
No. 409988
>>409978Lol, I like how he just name drops a bunch of people to act like he as a lot of friends. How often do you even talk to half these people?
>>409980Translation: a good friend is someone who will put up with my shit, my insults, me breaking the friendship at my will when i feel like it, my constant airing drama online and their personal business, and will make sure to reconcile with me when i feel like having them back in my life because i need them for money/views.
No. 410015
>>410009Tomato B - Highest-paying Patreon he's ever had
Billy The Fridge - More relevant Youtuber than him, started out collabing with Leafy and all of a sudden, Greg wanted a piece of his action
MakeMeBad35 - Old-school Youtuber that exploded around the same time Grease did, they haven't spoken in years
Nadine S - Identical to MakeMeBad, they haven't interacted with one another since their collabs half a decade ago
Vix - That big-titted Kalel-clone YouTuber he had on a couple of his main channel videos in one of his many interchangeable 'My boyfriend abuses me' videos.
Most of his interactions with these people strictly fall under Twitter replies to their posts and usually nothing more.
No. 410021
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Plaineybot is broadcasting in #guys on YouNow, if anyone's interested:
https://www.younow.com/laineybotTalking about fidget spinners, dying her hair blonde, and ignoring phone calls from her grandmother.
No. 410022
>>410018>>410021Wow, she's been going at the YouNow hard and talks about the same boring ass shit over and over again. At this point it's probably not even worth watching anymore; it just gives her the attention that she so desperately seeks, and the likelihood of her spilling any dirt seems slim at this point.
Seriously, though, how can somebody be this shallow and devoid of an actual personality? Reminds me a bit of Luna in that respect. It's almost like she isn't a real human, just a shell with a few basic interests, behaviors, and emotions programmed in.
No. 410040
>>410031for the billion time: if CPS gets called over anything that wont actually result in action, it'll just make everyone sound like they're crying wolf if/when it really happens. this is not enough to get kids taken out of a home with capable parents who can support them monetarily.
fuck, this needs to be like stickied to the top of every thread or sth
No. 410046
>>410023Wow it's really not that fucking hard to eat some fortified nutritional yeast or a supplement. And if she got a full dose of B12 from egg yolks every day then she must have been eating a ton of them…so much for trying to eat ethically. This bitch
>>410031Suicidal thoughts from one parent aren't remotely close to grounds for CPS action.
No. 410055
>>410040could we actually do this? I feel like "calling CPS,"
extensive armchairing, and "wHo'S sAraH?" happen often enough that a sticky would be really helpful
No. 410056
>>410046How long has this nincompoop been "Vegan" ?
couple days ?
Thats not long enough to develop a deficiency in really any vitamin. The liver stores B12 and for most that can last years before they start to experience any symptoms of deficiencies … She'd have to be already deficient in it with her past diet over the years to be experiencing problems right now.
Its a sad day when you can't have your sunny side ups with your toast anymore, because you're too much of a fucking coward to tell your husband to fuck off. Instead you conjure up some bullshit in hopes that your retard husband will believe/watch, and feel guilty for taking away the only sunny side in your life. Grow up Lameo.
No. 410061
>>410058She is not losing 1lb a day. It is a scientific impossibility.
She is not B12 deficient.
She is a pro-ana moron attempting to attention seek for being 'skinny and sickly and not eating oh woe is her how she struggles'.
I have anorexia nervosa. I'm trying hard to recover right now. Lainey is fucking disgusting. I've seen her type a lot.
No. 410062
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>>410058She's most certainly not losing a pound a day. I'm not far from her height and weight range , and I only burn roughly 400 cals doing cardio for 2hrs. I highly doubt this lazy shit is even lifting her ass off the couch to work out, she wont even lift it to take care of her own fucking kids. Even if she's starving herself its very unlikely that she's losing 1lb per day, maybe the first couple of days while the bowls empty out and dehydration kicks in. Contrary to popular believe the bowls do not carry/have "10-15" pounds of poop in them, that would take a lot of constipation to get there. In other words her "rapid weight lose" ( if even remotely true) is probably already coming to a halt.
( Then again she is truly is full of shit and just spewing it daily .. )
No. 410063
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Not really relevant but I do love when ayalla calls him out
No. 410070
>>410058Im sure she loses atleast 1lb a day - when she shit's
She is so stupid to think that's how weight loss works. It's not one fucking pound a day, your body can fluctuate 1-3 lbs within a single day constantly. If u measure urself when ur super bloated and fresh out the shower I'm sure you'll weigh slightly more than you did in the morning before breakfast and after ur morning poop. Like comeon
No. 410075
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If this has been mentioned before, I apologize, but I ran across Onion's old "Bad Parents" video with Skye, from late 2008. Mirror is here for anyone who wants to reference:
https://vid.me/vUmBhHe reused some of that skit from 2008 in his video "Onision's Baby Update" from late 2016. Mirror:
https://vid.me/UbYkf He bitches that people aren't watching his awesome content, but he just recycles the same few violent and/or creepy jokes over and over. The "Bad Parents" video especially unsettles me given his fatherhood. He's enjoyed this specific type of humor for a long time, almost like a fantasy. He seems to find humiliating other people comical, regardless of their age or the context. Someone tell me I'm reading too much into this, because it's creeping me out.
The picture attached is from the comments section of the 2008 "Bad Parents" video. The stated ages of these people are roughly 17, 13, and 11 respectively. The other 73 replies follow that same pattern. This is his content, and this is his audience.
No. 410080
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>>410075You should watch "Family Slaughtered". Not only does he express his twisted fantasies about the death of his wife and children, there's some necro hints going on there too.
No. 410093
>>410080>>410081Nah, Anon's suggestion is legit. This is disturbing:
https://vid.me/nzi0rAlong with "My Dead Roommate:"
https://vid.me/a5FD6 (More than hints of necro in this one.)
And another child abuse comedy "Worst Parents EVER" from 2009:
https://vid.me/5ANw4"Married Life" is fucked up also:
https://vid.me/ugaEoNormal people don't write comedy sketches like this. Not even people who enjoy very dark comedy. If he ever does something heinous, this will be one of those "why didn't we see this coming?!!" situations. Not saying he will, but if he did, there are too many videos like these to discount.
No. 410096
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>>410093Don't forget the suicide thing they had going on in Haters United("STILL SUCKING!!!") (Gretch didn't kill Skye in this btw), and the many times Shiloh ended up getting shot in his videos.
No. 410097
>>410062She isn't loosing that much weight a day unless she is not eating and flushing her system by drinking too much water. OT but I have a high metabolism only reason why I loose weight fast is because I burn fat at a higher rate than she does. After a baby that can slow down unless you watch what you eat and/or work out. Even then it's difficult for some women. I love to eat but being 98lbs till my late 20's was not good. Exercise helps with putting on good weight such as muscle weight. Someone with a high metabolism can loose 4 to 5 pounds in a shorter time via exercise. Only people who have a high metabolism drop that quickly in weight. That is not her.
Unless she is eating some fucked up stuff or she has developed hyper-thyriodism which could cause her issues in the future. That going unchecked could cause other major issues, such as hair loss. Since she mentioned vitamin deficiency which can lead to this above.
If she is starving herself or poor vitamin/ diet choices she could be setting herself up for those issues. She isn't speeding her metabolism up which is difficult as she has had two kids and lazy. She can afford a decent cookbook and vegetables from Whole Foods. Not Target junk.
Here is a lesson Lainey, for you and your husband, Google easy vegetarian recipes and try cooking. Learn to eat real food.
Sage for personal blog shit added in.
No. 410100
>>410023This is everything I hate in a person. Stop googling shit and diagnosing your problems. Lmao. Go to a fucking doctor. And if you think B12 is a problem because of egg yolks, then eat egg yolks you dumbass.
>>410061Honestly this is it. She wants people to think shes fragile, skinny and sickly and wants to hear them say it to boost her ego. It's a common pro-ana thought process.
No. 410109
>>4100881)sage your shit, esp if its not directly related to onion and his doormat.
2)if you still want to post this then post a mirror, i dont want to give this muppet a view
No. 410242
So I run a Twitter account that was specifically made for trolling Onion.
Got blocked by his main acc, but yesterday I posted a tweet how Onion had a sockpuppet account that he later deleted (Potato_666_) and suddenly my tweet got tons of replies from new accounts made in July that are keen on defending him
https://twitter.com/tgatawtawthttps://twitter.com/ARandomBanana83https://twitter.com/whataml012This was the original tweet I made:
https://twitter.com/Onision_Facts/status/885218615510872064They all state in their first Tweet how they are not Onision, yet suspiciously sound like him :^)
No. 410245
>>410242He's not even trying to make them not sound like him lol
He's so pathetic it's hilarious
No. 410249
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Poor Greg, purchasing 3100 Twitter followers only to tank even harder afterwards. Note the slope of the line after purchase.
No. 410252
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>>410249And the second bump was another 500 user purchase
No. 410259
>>410242These sock puppet accounts are kind of hilarious.
who does he think he's fooling?
No. 410278
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Still trying to convince everyone she's into anime.
No. 410304
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"Guess which popular youtuber I am going to use and name drop for views today!"
Take bets on the next one after this! Shane? Eugenia? Dan? Pewdiepie? Andy?
No. 410329
>>410278Isn't Skye a huge anime weeb or something? Is Doormat
really trying to replace her? Lol bitch you already got her title as Onionwife, what more do you want?
>>410300
> he praised billie for liking anime…Yeah, cuz even Billie reminded him of his exes.
No. 410331
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>>410242"Fact Warrior" hmm, really makes you think
No. 410336
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This man who was offended by a cartoon drawing of him and blairem saying how horrible and offensive it is, is now re-enacting a sexual fanfic that wasn't even about dan and phil, using dan and phil in a "live action" when they clearly don't like him or want him to use their name.
No. 410337
>>410336Also it seems all these dan and phil fans need a reminder of this. He is literally using their names for a video that requires them to PAY HIM for fans to watch.
If anyone has a twitter, someone should tweet this.
No. 410345
>>410304When the light you use to hide your terrible acne is so BRIGHT, it gives your fucking phone a shadow.
I'm dying
No. 410373
>>410336He's so nasty because he has no sense of personal boundaries whatsoever. He's so pathetic, alternately sucking up to, and shitting on people. What a little toady.
I don't think I've ever seen anything from him that wasn't repellent on some level and I just want him to get busted by the IRS asap.
sfbp
No. 410380
>>410346wonder how strong that mouthwash has to be to get the smell of shit outta his trap.
This dude is insufferable.
No. 410391
>>410325holy fuck she literally slaps on his makeup like a 10 year old. the say she was smearing on his eyeshadow or how she drew his fucking eyebrows up to his temples and below his eyes is just too much
tbh i feel a bit jealous that she has all of that brand makeup yet can't do shit with it
No. 410397
>>410325WOW WHAT A HAPPY COUPLE
GOALS AF GOALS AF
No. 410436
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I want this to be real but I can't help but think this is maybe a stuff up on youtube? Like fuck, I want his views to be this low n maybe it's coz he's on another channel (did that channel always have that low of a number of subs?), but 931 views and 19 comments in 8 hours? Doesn't make sense to me… he could have 19 comments in 8 hours coz he deletes comments on occasion (or has his teen fans delete them coz being a mod is a "fully sick mad perk to pay for"), but that low views… eh?
No. 410458
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PLEASE! I hope this is his actual viewcount, this is pathetic. He must be so mad, love it.
No. 410500
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>>41029821 is still p young anon
but the whole "getting into 14 yr old white girl culture" seems like a huge part of her grooming tactic, maybe I'm just tinfoiling but I feel like she uses the glitter makeup, girly anime, tumblr trends, etc to appeal to teen girls to seem more like them
I understand she is still young and if she likes playing with glitter and binge watching girly animes and eating vegan japanese candys while making slime, or whatever the fuck teen girls are doing nowadays then good for her, but it just doesn't add up when she has been known for being a boob nazi (the community which we all know what it is known for) a husband that talks about being attracted to 14 yr olds, grooming "legal" teens, etc and grooming teens herself
No. 410562
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Looks like plainey has a new gf
No. 410564
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Clearly, they're not dating yet but I'm betting this is the girl she's been mentioning "having a crush on" in her livestreams. I'm pretty sure this girl mentioned moving to washington soon for college.
No. 410583
>>410564Lol is this the lameo/onion leech path of life?
Decide to go to washington for college so you can get free things from the onions. Sarah also planned to go to washington for college. Who makes major life decisions based off some married internet psycho with two kids?
Anyone who decides to join this poly freak show after the shit with billie is gonna deserve what they get. Not giving them any sympathy at this point.
>betting this is the girl she's been mentioning "having a crush on" in her livestreams. She said she has a crush on another girl as well. Lameo always be talking to fifty internet girls at a time then acting like they are the ones playing her. Remember how she just shut out luxy once she brought back billie after leading her on the whole time. Lol shes so scummy. The best part is lameo is scum so she will attract equal as scummy people who will likely fuck her over. No decent human being is going to want to join this shit show at this point.
No. 410596
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lol it really is that bad!!
No. 410597
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>>410596He looks miserable. Kek!
No. 410599
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From cuck, to cuckette
No. 410621
>>410570> She sounds like a-you know whatA what? Another catfish?
This is lolcow, tell us how you really feel, anon!
No. 410639
>>410080Slight OT, but I remember watching some true crime documentary about a man with a horrible case of NPD whose entire public life was a lie, like, he just bullshitted his friends, family, co-workers and put his family deep in debt just to keep up appearances. Typical narc fuckery.
He eventually killed his entire family, changed his identity and started a new life. The psych in the documentary explained that as this guy left the crime scene to start his life anew, he most likely only felt an intense sense of relief. Zero remorse. He'd probably been fantasizing about killing his wife and kids just to escape the pressure of debt and lies for ages and them dying let him breathe easy once again.
Whenever I see Gerg making "jokes" about murdering his family, burning down the McMansion and alluding to his money problems, I immediately think of that narcissist from the documentary. Like, I feel as though Gerg would
absolutely pull the same shit.
>>410097Yeah, no, Lameo is not losing a pound a day. To actually lose a pound of fat a day, you'd need to have a daily calorie deficit of ~3500 and the only way she could achieve that is by exercising like a madwoman. Like, if she wasn't eating any food for days at a time, she'd still only burn between 1500-2000 calories a day, so she'd have to be burning another 2000-1500 calories with cardio and shit.
Lainey doesn't exercise, she's a lazy, sad husk of a woman who has her narc husband yelling "Veganism makes exercise pointless!!" in her fucking face every day. I mean, unless you count fidget spinners as cardio.
She could be taking diuretics and pissing her brains out, losing some water weight, but that's not
actual weight. Again, unless she was compulsively exercising on top of taking in zero calories, she is not losing a 1 lb a day. When my ED was at it's worst, I was going 3-4 days at a time without eating on top of spending an hour a day doing pretty intensive cardio and I still wasn't losing a pound a day. Fuck you, Lainey, you attention seeking liar.
No. 410644
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What a creepy mofo
No. 410647
>>410644The desperation he's always shown when it comes to Dan and Phil is maximum cringe. He seems to go through phases of obsession with them, where he'll Tweet about/to them, make videos about them or reference them in videos a lot, and then when he's inevitably completely ignored, he gives it up for a few months to a year.
I think if they were more controversial as content creators, he would have immediately turned on them and started talking mad shit as soon as they didn't respond to him the first time. But because they have a relatively big fan base, and not many people dislike them, somewhere even in the depths of his narcissism, he knows that if he went after them he'd lose a lot of support.
It's so pathetic. He can't accept that anyone wouldn't want to be in contact with his dramatic, creepy, outdated ass.
No. 410648
>>410325Call me weird but I didn't find this video to be that awful. For once the two of them seemed like a normal couple doing dumb internet challenges. No Gurg annoying Lainey on purpose and her flinching when he moves his arms. It seemed all less forced too IMO.
Or I just try really hard to give them the benefit of the doubt idk
On a sidenote when Lainey told him he's almost there but a septum ring is missing I couldn't help but think of Billie again. Are both now pretending the other one is Billie to save their marriage?
No. 410651
>>410647It's both disturbing and fascinating that he hasn't accrued any new interests or obsessions or hobbies since the aughts. It's like his brain could only handle a list of 10 subjects: Shane Dawson, Danisnotonfire, Andy Biersack, vegetarianism/veganism, anime, circumcision, teen girls/teen girl bodies, making fun of mental illnesses, harassing ex girlfriends and shitty mall goth/"emo" music. That's it, those 10 things.
Like, he did the same thing with the guy-blinking-incredulously-meme…he found one meme and is using it well past it's expiration date and has zero interest in discovering new ones. He cannot grow as a human being for the life of him, even when it comes to the most basic shit. At this rate, he develops a new interest maybe every 10 years and latches onto it for the next 20, but for the most part is completely content living in his early 2000's bubble.
No. 410652
>>410651That is a really good way to put it.
He's just stuck forever in about 2007. When it was more acceptable for him to want 17-19 year old alternative girls, because he wasn't 30 years old.
The flannel shirts and emo hair was still cool.
Talking about Shane Dawson/Cyr/Andy Biersack/general emo news etc. still got views.
Making "sketch comedy" on YT is still cool - even Shane moved on from that one.
He really thinks all of this stuff is still the height of popularity, and it's really showing in the drop in his subs and views. He can't accept that though, so he blames YT for his failure to grow and learn in the past decade.
No. 410654
>>410653Yep. As much as it would be much milkier for him to go down in flames, if nothing dramatic happens he will just fade away into obscurity. Every other YTer who's been around since the same time as Onision has had to change their content up to keep their income. He's completely incapable of that because he's incapable of admitting that the content he does make is anything buy absolutely perfect. He can't accept criticism, can't view himself or his content in a constructive light, and will never adapt because he sees no problem.
He'll blame absolutely everything on someone or something else, despite glaring evidence to the contrary.
A slow fade seems unlikely though, as he always tries something explosive when he's being ignored. So the milky blow up will most likely happen anyway.
No. 410655
>>410652Right, exactly, like he can't fathom what's going on, why people aren't digging his channel like they used to. It's like
>"What am I doing wrong?">"YT has changed as a platform, people's interests change, you're trying to appeal to the same age group as 10 years ago and they like different shit, they're different people, you haven't updated your understanding of 15 year old girls, you don't try to figure out what is popular these days on YT, you just keep pushing the same tired, unfunny, outdated shit–">"I'm so truly baffled and befuddled, surely this is a conspiracy created by the anti-FAX YouTube execs."He could possibly gain back some popularity by applying his tried and true formula of gushing about teen girl obsessions, but he absolutely refuses to believe that the 15 year olds of today are a completely different species compared to the 15 year old girls of yore.
No. 410659
>>410655>>410654He actually wears it as a badge of honor sometimes.
>You think I'M not FUNNY?>Well, my videos haven't changed, people loved my comedy then, they must love it now. So there!>YOUTUBE CONSPIRACYIt's really unbelievable that he can't see that that's the problem. Yeah, Grease, you haven't changed, In ten years. While comedy, and especially online content, has been evolving and changing, and your core audience has grown up and been traded in for a new generation of teens with new taste. You haven't changed.
No. 410664
>>410659True, yeah. And every time he scoffs "Well I haven't changed, so why wouldn't my content still be funny",
everybody explains to him that comedy has to evolve or it becomes stale, but he just plugs his ears and shrieks until they stop giving him answers.
I was talking to somebody about how Rick & Morty is such a millennial show–it really appeals to our low-brow-mixed-with-high-brow, dark, nihilistic sense of humor–and that The Simpsons is very much a Generation X type of show. The Simpsons at least tries to stay fresh and continue appealing to millennials, but it's always going to feel like a different generation's television show when compared to something like Rick & Morty. This is just how shit works; people change and their senses of humor change. Instead, Greg's like "FAMILY GUY'S THE BEST, AMIRITE GUYS LOLOLOL, I HAVE A FAMILY GUY SENSE OF HUMOR, I DON'T CARE IF NOBODY ELSE ENJOYS IT ANYMORE, PEOPLE ENJOYED IT IN 2007 AND I LIKE HOW IT'S NEVER HONED IT'S COMEDIC STYLE IN THE PAST 10 YEARS, THAT APPEALS TO ME VERY MUCH LOL."
Ugh.
Edit: words
No. 410669
>>410664and family guy and south park are literally his only comedy references lol
whenever someone tells him he's not funny he'll say south park/family guy does that all the time and everyone thinks they're funny.
but do they though?
maybe it's just my crowd, but the only people i know who find those shows funny assign some big nostalgia points to them.
people just don't find that lol randum xD humor so great any more. natural evolution of media, a concept that will forever escape gurgle.
No. 410671
>>410667Ugh, I couldn't agree more with this.
It's painful to watch because, while I don't have much sympathy left for Lainey, it's shitty that she can't see how badly he treats her in these videos or why people would say that he's a bad husband based on how he acts towards her.
The only time he acts remotely interested in her is when he can bring up the topic of sex. Apart from that he acts like she is an annoying child who he can't wait to get away from, and is putting up with her only because the camera is on.
In the latest video the amount of bitching he did about like 5 minutes of makeup application was ridiculous. She should stick to making videos by herself, because the way Greg treats her in them is more off-putting than Lainey by herself, even with a million "yaaaaasss queen slay meeeee omg it's lit".
No. 410675
>>410669Yeah, I remember enjoying Family Guy back in the aughts, but for maybe a year or two at most. I still enjoy South Park, but I'm also in my late 20's and I'm certain I don't share the same sense of humor as modern teen girls. He always cites those shows when defending his content as if:
1. His comedic style actually is on par with Trey Parker, Matt Stone and Seth MacFarlane's. MacFarlane isn't even talented, but it's still such a fucking stretch for him to try and compare himself to successful, professional television comedy writers and showrunners. Also, obvious point, but not all tasteless humor is the same. Just because you make a joke about bulimia and MacFarlane has done the same, Gerg, doesn't mean your joke is on the same level. Crazy, I know.
2. Those two shows are peak comedic gold. They're not. Like I said, I still enjoy some South Park, but I'm also aware that it isn't brilliant by any means and that there's other shit out there that's way funnier. He doesn't seem to grasp that he's giving away how stunted his sense of humor is by
constantly using the "WELL, SOUTH PARK AND/OR FAMILY GUY DO IT, SO…" explanation. Like, for fucks sake, Gerg, maybe explore some other shit, look into Lenny Bruce or Black Adder or something, check out new shit, expand your horizons.
No. 410682
>>410671>>410667I've always thought that Greg forces Lainey to let him "collab" with her so he can claim her channel as his when they inevitably divorce. I'm not sure what good it'd do him other than not letting Lainey have access to funds etc. Pretty much a Venus/Margo situation.
Also why he edits her videos/titles them/the captions are "Today Laineybot tries x"
No. 410691
>>410669Family Guy pretty much sucks, but aside from the early seasons just being crass Southpark has been solid satire that keeps up to date for a long time. Not quite so much anymore because of the pace of the internet, but they were so on the pulse with current events because they make each episode in four days. It's not to everyone's taste, certainly, but southpark was a groundbreaking TV show. They did shit people thought was impossible at the time.
gerg's violence and crassness is just shock value humour with no deeper point behind it, whereas southpark is always satirising something by taking it to the nth degree. There'd be no substance left if you took the violence/gore/crassness out of his stuff, because that's the joke. The stuff he attempts to take the piss out of is just stuff her personally thinks is stupid, which can work if it's at least current but he's still going on about emo kids. Greg no one has been an emo for a solid decade! It's dead!
No. 410802
>>410781Maybe she likes when onion starts shittalking against other girls, makes her feel more important and special.
She probably felt a secondhand powertrip when Onion made all those videos against Billie…
No. 410806
>>410749I hope she flip flops on that because even their most retarded fans should notice the hypocrisy of one moment saying that stoners should die from overdose and then turning around to bring another stoner into their ~trinity~. Right? Am I giving them too much credit?
>>410802I have no doubt she relished seeing him rip into Billie and was edging him on behind the scenes.
No. 410809
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Can someone explain to me why this is coming up on all of his tweets? So many people commenting the same thing, is this something onion has said before about Phil or…?
Sage because not sure if relevant.
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>>410809Onion thought it was okay to repost these photos since he is trying to use Dan's relevance for views. But isn't he raping Dan in this photo? I mean, the intent COULD be sexual so I'm 100% sure he's raping Dan!
No. 410820
>>410819Dan Howell - the picture is photoshopped
Dan said a while ago that he doesn't like onion but onion is still obsessed with him / trying to leech off his fan base