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No. 40746
Former Australian /cgl/ lolcow that used to shitpost all over the board with her ugly weeaboo boyfriend Cockburn.
Suspected admin of the former original /cgl/ offshoot forum Maxfaggotry until admin got butthurt and baleeted.
Currently residing in Japan trying to score modelling jobs after shitting all over Dakota and claiming she'd never want to be a model.
Got caught samefagging on Staminarose and calling herself gorgeous, tried to get Cockburn to take the blame.
Got caught lying about her samefaggotry on PULL and was exiled.
Eternally jealous of and actively attempts to imitate Dakota.
Tried to start up a failed Youtube series with Cockburn (Travelling with the Takanos) until she dumped him for Asian dick.
Likely browses lolcow.
PULL thread:
http://prettyuglylittleliar.freeforums.org/flan-t3201.htmlFacebook:
https://www.facebook.com/tanixtanihttps://www.facebook.com/nyaneow (abandoned)
Twitter:
https://twitter.com/tanixtaniSteam:
http://steamcommunity.com/id/HeartchanAmeblo:
http://ameblo.jp/tanixtani/entrylist.htmlYoutube:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCASFufUii5a4ydULPK1LHuACockburns Facebook:
https://www.facebook.com/amano.rikkihttps://www.facebook.com/ririrawrhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w7sLqwAMPVk No. 40771
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I bothered to do some old searches. Hadn't heard about her in years. Must not be too famous, even if she's living there.
No. 40773
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No. 40776
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Tripfagging makes you so easily searchable on the internet.
No. 40783
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No. 40784
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No. 40786
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No. 40853
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No. 40854
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No. 40990
>>40988this is really hard to decide since i haven't seen either of them irl/candid, maybe flan. in some photos of orange her nose looks cute/okay, but it could be due to shooping and lighting. flan's nose only looks okay in these 2 pics
>>40784 >>40783 due to lighting softening it. her nose looks really long and thin in these pics
>>40773 >>40776 and i hate long, thin noses. i'd rather have a potato for a nose than an ugly, long thin one tbh. you can contour a potato nose to look better, speaking from experience, it's harder to soften a really sharp nose.
No. 41055
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>>40988Flan. Orange's nose is potato-shaped and too big for her face but is otherwise inoffensive, whereas Flan's nose makes me feel uncomfortable whenever I see it. It's like she's constantly fucking the air in front of her with her enormous dicknose. It must be even worse in 3D.
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>>41095
>at least she doesn't copy Kota's styleShe totally tried to.
>>41104She got two to my knowledge, but nothing ever came of it and Flan never published any finished shots probably because they never got used/were published.
No. 41116
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Goddamn she is ugly, she actually looks like a homely, ageing Australian housewife.
If I woke up looking like her I would legit kill myself.
No. 41117
>>41116she looks 39
How old is she?
No. 41121
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Holy shit this is golden, look at this.
Two tweets trying to shit post Dakota to random Japanese folk:
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>>41121Then she gets her bangs cut to look exactly like Dakota's bangs.
No. 41125
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>>41122THEN she announces she's dying her hair the same colour as Dakotas.
The text reads:
>Tomorrow I am changing my hair to this colour.>I am worried about the damage this brown/blonde colour may cause.>(although this is an image of Dakota without Photoshop LOL) No. 41126
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No. 41134
>>40853
>I just think you're low level in society, you're being babysitted by the governmentEr hello Flan, who do you think paid for that double degree? And then you flew off to Japan to avoid paying it back.
God she is such a cunt.
No. 41153
>>41152I never noticed that before.
Gross.
No. 41170
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Christ that mismatched brow pencil.
No. 41190
>>41170Eyebrows are cousins not sisters
Do you even brow
Mismatched is not the problem here
No. 41199
>>41190It's not that they're mismatched that's the problem, I mean the color of the pencil, it's far too light.
And anyway, eyebrows are supposed to appear symmetrical. Maybe not naturally but if you want to increase your attractiveness than typically symmetrical is key.
No. 41221
I posted this on SR, but I'll never forgive Flan for making me defend Spoony. Flan thought she'd get positive attention if she'd jump on the bandwagon and tell spoony to stfu. But it got out of hand and she landed up berated the poor girl every chance she got. Just massively attacking spoony for no fucking reason.
Flan is really fucking haggard. Horse face, bags under her eyes, terrible skin, shitty shapeless body, HUGE NOSE, and limp dick hair.
>>41170gross.
The only attractive feature of Flan is her eye shape.
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I tried to make her pretty.
No. 41234
>>41191i agree, even though i still personally hate the shape. her nose would probably look better if it worked with her features. big noses can look gorgeous if the person has the right features for it, frances bean cobain is a great example of this. i think she should get her nose sized down, rounded, and maybe shortened a little. and if she shortens it, she should plump up her lips a bit. or get it done like the
>>41227 shooped it
>>41227she actually looks cute in that pic, great job anon!
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>>41234are you smoking something? Frances Bean has a perfect nose. It does not look big at all.
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>>41240I can see some shots that may be considered "big nosed" by some people, but holy shit, that is nowhere near bad. She is beautiful and I hope she never turns out like her mother.
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>>41241>>41240tl;dr she has her dad's nose.
No. 41247
>>41241i didn't mean it was an ugly nose, i think she's gorgeous and has a perfect nose too! but think of it this way, if her nose was on the average woman with smaller/softer features, it would look massive and out of place. imagine venusangelic with her nose, it isn't a good look. frances's nose balances perfectly with the rest of her features. and even when frances was younger her nose really didn't fit on her face since she had thin lips and a small mouth.
i apologize for going ot
No. 41249
>>41241Frances is a horrible person. I have this on "good authority". Her boyfriend's a fucking dickhead too.
Anywaaaay…
No. 41269
>>41262i personally don't think that's the case, tbh when i was a hardcore nirvana fan, i thought frances was kinda unattractive. she was a little chub, had a nose very similar to courtney's old potato nose, small mouth/thin lips, and a large chin. and it wasn't just me who thought that too, i've seen many other nirvana fans at the time talk about how fat and ugly she was. which was why she has tried her hardest to stay out of the public eye for so long.
she looks much better after getting her lips done (and maybe other things done) and weight loss.
>>41263pssssssh, anca wishes she was frances. i'm really surprised she hasn't tried copying frances.
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A different story without photoshop, filters and controlled angles.
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>>41262she's beaaaaautiful
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>>41273you literally just used the worst picture you can find of her. anyone's going to look like shit if you take a picture like that of them. if you want to prove something about someone's looks, you should at least provide a good picture of their regular face.
i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/01/17/article-0-1AB9BC6500000578-862_306x492.jpg
static1.purepeople.com/articles/1/13/09/81/@/1287435-frances-bean-cobain-smokes-a-cigarette-950x0-1.jpg
img.spokeo.com/public/900-600/frances_bean_cobain_2010_04_04.jpg
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>>41283Nothing offends me. It's laughable how she thinks she's the best thing to be spat out of a womb. Equally amusing a bunch of teeny Nirvanatards think so too.
No. 41290
>>41285>tbh i really don't see why you carethis is lolcow aaaand she is up there with the best
/end of franny
No. 41311
>>41243Yeah from the side, but from the front it's all Courtney. Genetics are kind of a funny little bitch. You don't just get your mothers nose or your fathers eyes. You get "aspects" if that makes sense.
And anyways, you just said she has a man nose so I suppose you're not too wrong.
No. 41312
>>41290>>41290why do you say shes a horrible person? whatd she do?
shes still unattractive but the angles/contrast really make her look a fuckload lot better
No. 41378
>>41324wait is that about frances or flan? im so confused
did frances go on cgl??? why would she? does she cosplay? so confused
No. 41379
>>41362>>41378And y'all are continuing the conversation. It had already ended. Shut it.
Anyways, after spoopy admitted to be pime on PULL she left. I kind of had more respect for her. Not sure what she's doing now, though. Don't really care. Flan, as far as I know, is still being a hypocrite.
No. 41388
>>41379why cant you talk about the flan/spoony shit too? this isnt hindering your conversation about spoony/flan - it's happening alongside it
just as you said, no one cares enough to make an actual thread. quit being a bitch
No. 41477
>>41474didnt realise she did that to del rey. that's pretty cool. sick of the whole 'fragile flower here! im so hot but im so sad idc i wanna dieeeeeeee' gimmick that lana rides on. dealing w nirvana crazies must be hell, not like she already hasnt had it hard enough w clove as a mom (courtney is still a cool bitch tho)
but tbh isnt she just doing an edgier jenner schtick??? as shes lost lbs and gotten the injections she seems to be riding on the goffick attentionwhore train, imho
No. 41486
>>41477yeah, i think lana said that she wishes that she was dead and frances said that it's not cool bc she will never get to know her father bc he wanted to kill himself. i think lana fans went off on her bc during argument on frances's looks, i went on her twitter and didn't see it anymore. the only tweet left was one clarifying she has no animosity towards lana.
i don't really think frances is an attention whore tbh, looking at her twitter feed all it was is music she likes and sometimes random tweets about her life/to her friends. i think after a while, she just quit making her social media private and under fake names bc nirvana fans were incredibly persistent about being her friends/followers. i think if she was an attention whore, she'd start a music career like kelly osbourne did or something like that and she would've been happy to hear some guy got her face tattooed on him.
it's really insane to me how nirvana fans are with her. i don't think any other children of big musicians/celebrities that chose to be out of the public eye get stalked this bad, at least to my knowledge. like i'd say sublime has a similar popularity to nirvana to a lesser extent, many people i know think sublime should get the attention nirvana has, but no one stalks bradley nowell's son.
No. 41499
>>41486>>41477>>41474Holy fucking shit stop.
Nobody cares.
Make your own fucking thread.
No. 41590
>>41588>inaneyou're an idiot.
this isn't exactly oxford university press. all of this shit is inane.
No. 41676
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>>41614The person she bullied has really, really fucking bad teeth though. Pic related.
Not that it excuses Flan for being a cunt, but they really are on completely different levels.
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>>41676Her teeth are cute though, like a little rabbits.
>>41686Princess Amai / Elizabunnii
http://elizabunnii.blogspot.co.ukhttp://elizabunnii.tumblr.comhttp://instagram.com/elizabunniiShe used to post on /cgl/ underaged and was kind of awkward/skinny fat but it looks like she's matured now and she's got a pretty cute style now.
Flan used to tear into her regularly because they both auditioned for the /cgl/ aidoru competition but Flan submitted her entry too late and was locked out.
After Amai ended up winning she ripped her to shreds.
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>>41690No, you're thinking of yaeba. They're a bit different, like wonky fangs.
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This is what she used to look like when Flan bullied her, when she was a bit chunkier and didn't really know what she was doing style wise.
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>>41690Here's a picture from a meetup
>>41688>underagedI'm not sure about that. She entered the idol competition in 2012, and she said that she was in high school but that was almost 2 years ago, so she would've graduated in 2010? So i'm guessing if she graduated at 17-18, she would be of age to post on cgl.
No. 41705
>>41695Wow, she genuinely looks like a completely different person.
I dunno, when you take away all the pastel filters, shoop and angles I always think the girls that do this sort of thing must look quite strange and awkward in real life. Like, I actually do think it can look nice and cute in photos, but if I ever saw one walking down the street with their wigs and little girl clothes they'd probably just look odd. Can anyone pull this look off IRL? Do they actually leave the house dressed like that apart from for con's? I always imagine they just dress up for tumblr.
No. 41709
>>41705I know for sure that she doesn't look exactly like her photos, but I don't think she looks like this any more considering it was taken a few years ago.
When I was in my teens I was so ugly. I was dumpy with lank hair and poor skin and I didn't know the first thing about dressing myself or makeup.
Now I'm 23 you really wouldn't recognise me from my old photos. Weight loss, taking care of yourself, your hair and learning the correct styles + makeup can do an AMAZING amount to change your appearance.
No. 42237
>>41688Huh, was there ever a winner for that stupid "idol contest"? The whole thing always seemed shady and creepy, yet was quite well received on cgl.
As for Flan– She should grow her hair out more. Long hair would suit her face shape nicely.
No. 75101
>>41148What happened with her and moot? I briefly remember this but I never really cared for spoony drama.
>>41222This. She just looks like a frail older lady. No youth to her/her face/her body.
No. 75140
>>75101The story differs depending on whose side you're on.
I see people saying different things, but the thread is recorded in the archive and basically what happened was after some people who thought /cgl/ was getting out of control with the drama contacted moot, and then shortly after moot came to /cgl/ and put into place new extremely strict mods and enforced a blanket ban on drama completely.
A lot of people were pissed and there was a general sense of malcontent amongst users as it was common knowledge that moot was neglectful of /cgl/, even admitting himself that he'd forgotten the board existed.
Decent treads were getting deleted entirely if even a sniff of drama was mentioned, any PT discussion now merited a lengthy ban and threads that were previously allowed i.e. lolita secrets/seagull humour threads were now no longer permitted and could get you a ban for creating them.
After months of heavy complaints a single discussion thread was permitted and people voiced their unhappiness in regards to how strict and devoid of humour /cgl/ had become, with others praising the new move as it allowed them to discuss cosplay and lolita in a peaceful, uninterrupted manner (hence why present day /cgl/ is a hive for SJW's).
Spoony had always been a drama mongerer and was in the thread voicing her own complaints and then moot entered the thread. Immediately some users began sucking up to him, but spoony attacked him, laughed at moot and mocked him for his project canv.as having failed and saying that the only reason he'd suddenly increased his presence on 4chan was due to the failure of canvas.
Moot told spoony that he wasn't even going to bother banning her because she was already "here forever", and then 5 minutes later banned her anyway.
Some people say spoony was just being a little bitch as usual and got btfo by moot. Personally I got a chuckle out of seeing moot raise to her bait since we all know he's an SJW-pandering cuck who sold 4chan out.
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"IT'S MY WEBSITE I CAN DO WHAT I LIKE" was always moot's preferred method of dealing with this.
No. 75383
>>75370Flan came in at a period where hating on spoony was the "in thing" at the time because to be fair her presence in virtually every thread was pretty irritating.
People started trying to pit them against each other as a joke, saying stuff like "spoony is probably mad jelly of flan's body" or "flan wishes she had spoony's curves". As far as I know flan got paranoid and began accusing spoony of making all the comments off trip.
Pretty soon she started popping up in every thread where spoony was mentioned (see. every thread) to insult her and roped her boyfriend into attacking her too. It got pretty vicious on her end and after some particularly nasty commentary from flan she gained the ire of a lot of /cgl/'s regulars.
I think flan thought by attacking spoony she could win popularity but she only succeeded in getting peopel to sympathise with spoony as the lesser of the two evils.
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>those eyebags
I know that feel.