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No. 41777
In case you don't pay attention to 8chan's /cow/, Peter Coffin is a Youtube "comedian" who was busted a few years back for pretending to be his own long distance girlfriend.
http://xiaxue.blogspot.com.au/2011/03/peter-coffin-is-loser.htmlhttp://xiaxue.blogspot.com.au/2011/03/peter-coffin-is-his-own-legal-team.htmlhttp://xiaxue.blogspot.com.au/2011/03/off-to-sfo.htmlAfter this broke loose he took to reddit to claim he was the victim of a smear campaign and ended up embarrassing himself further.
http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/gaqg7/iama_target_of_a_smear_campaign_peter_coffin_ama/He is now a current lolcow for 8chan's /cow/ board, who have discovered evidence that his new wife and child are probably fake.
http://8ch.net/cow/res/3665.htmlhttp://8ch.net/cow/res/10712.htmlhttp://8ch.net/cow/res/11672.htmlAfter hotwheels leaked the emails from Cloudflare informing him of who made a false CP complaint against 8chan in order to get it taken down, it turned out it was none other than Peter Coffin.
https://twitter.com/petercoffin/status/554653464865673217He has now been posting on his threads on /cow/, lying about it, and tweeting screencaps of the /cow/ board and blaming gamergate for the harrassment. He also posted a picture of his baby's alleged birth certificate which inadvertedly led to him doxxing himself.
https://twitter.com/petercoffin/status/556290893347446784THE RIDE NEVER ENDS
No. 41787
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I'm looking through the 8chan threads, and it seems like some people are convinced that he has a Real Doll and is pretending that is his wife. It could just be a running joke, but still. What the actual fuck
The scary thing is that it's actually credible, considering she literally only has one facial expression in all the photos posted and her movement is quite awkward in the gifs. He could've shooped her eyes to move, too.
>this nigga literally went out of his way to buy a plastic doll, take selfies of that doll, make frequently updated Instagram and Tumblr accounts for the doll, pretend the doll is pregnant and fake a birth certificate for their non-existent child
This is beyond the Kimi Kobayashi shit from years ago if it's true. This is mental illness.
No. 41789
>>41777I find it funny that he has an issue with girls who wear makeup, but then chose a fake gf who wears a lot of makeup.
What other lulzy stuff did this guy do?
No. 41791
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>>41787as creepy as it sounds, I can't bring myself to dislike those dudes who have realdolls. They tend to be sad, socially awkward, autistic etc. and just want a little companionship they'll never get from a real woman.
this (indian?) guy, peter coffin just makes me feel sad. He has to be really unhappy with his life to pretend he has a gf, or even worse, have a realdoll one pretending to be his gf
No. 41793
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>>41787Pregnant my ass. He didn't even try.
Take a look at his 'wife's' Tumblr, the photos are shady, he only posts gifs of her (no video), and he randomly places pixelated hearts on the photos to hide inconsistencies like the seams on the doll's body and the the stick used to prop her up for the photos.
http://nihileigh.tumblr.com/https://twitter.com/nihileigh No. 41794
>>41792seriously? he looks really non-white in the OP photo
or maybe I'm blind
No. 41796
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>>41777How did he fake his marriage certificate, videos of his wife,her countless selfies, holding a baby etc. then?
Iono I think his wife is real
No. 41798
>>41791But can't he do that shit in the privacy of his own life and home? What was the need to fake all this stuff about their life together in complete seriousness (not to mention he actually had the nerve to get indignant when called out instead of just deleting fucking everything, or, better yet, taking the path of humility and saying "You got me, I've been RPing this whole time, it's a fantasy. Now please leave me alone") on the fucking internet? To impress and deceive people who don't know him in real/daily life?
Real Doll enthusiasts aren't bad people, but this guy literally fabricated an entire life and child for some reason. It's like a new form of the "internet Munchhausen syndrome" mentioned in the anorexia threads, but he's doing things that wouldn't get any real attention from anyone but, say, family members or old classmates. And if that's the case, wouldn't the safest option be to ignore the naysayers who have all this evidence pointing to his wife being fake? Who does he know IRL that browses /cow/, let alone *chan boards and would call him out?
I just don't understand this.
No. 41799
>>41793Why does she always talk about boobs and being a female? What the fuck?
This has to be him doing the same shit again. No woman talks like that.
No. 41800
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>>41793How is she skinny with huge tits? Is it fake tits or natures blessing?
I mean, I know people with huge tits, mine are pretty big too for my frame, but hers are ridiculously big. There's a big difference between 'ha, you have big ol' titties' and 'WTF IS THAT' Am I the only one that finds her tit size odd?
No. 41802
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>>41799iono, if she's real and those tits are real, then maybe they're a large part of her identity? Kind of like how gingers always talk about being ginger, or girls with wide hips like to praise their 'brthing hips' (if they're conceited anyway)
No. 41804
>>41800>>41795It's supposed to be about her "pregnancy".
Apparently her tits are so large because "Pregnancy doesn't fuck around when it comes to boobs!".
>implying there's a living baby anywhere inside that skellington body No. 41806
>>41802Have you noticed how that gif cuts immediately as she moves her arm straight to her palm on her tits?
I might be going a bit crazy with this.
No. 41807
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>>41797sorry anon, but I don't see inconsistencies
photos, especially selfies done with a sitty phone or laptop cam can look weird from weird angles and really distort sometimes, doesn't make her a different person
No. 41808
>>41806OH MY GOD I SEE IT TOO
WTF
No. 41811
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>>41798I'm just not totally convinced she's a doll or fake. Gibs me the evidence!
She is weirdly skinny to have such huge tits though. She won the genetic lottery I guess.
No. 41814
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>>41810How does he do the selfie photos then? Does he photoshop her into a background? Does he have some sort of a contraption, like what victorians used to hold up corpses for photos, to prop her up?
No. 41818
>>41777He's a SJW?
Why is he a lolcow though?
No. 41820
>>41811Why not make a video or a Vine? Why these shitty stop motion gifs like
>>41810mentioned?
Hell, all she has to do is say "Hey" and wave at the camera while he's right next to her. That would end all of this.
But nope. Instead, he posts a picture of his baby's birth certificate. So much more reasonable, and a very rational action to take.
Something's going on, anon
No. 41822
>>41814you can pose realdolls. he just puts the phone in her hand and takes the picture of her. there are a few pics in the main thread where it seems like the screen of the phone is not even on the camera mode (reflected in her glasses).
>>41802was this not the gif that someone on 8ch had confirmed was from years before?
No. 41823
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>>41815Technically you can be pregnant and have it not show much. I forgot what it's called, it's pretty rare though and even tho the baby can be perf healthy, it's often because the baby has some sort of birth defect. These babies tend to be really thin and 'long'.
She'd have to have the huge tits AND then the coincidence of having this rare 'hidden' pregnancy, I agree it's unlikely, but it's not impossible
No. 41828
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>>41820how did he fake the baby's birth certificate? And the fact that she CAN have different facial expressions?
also, maybe she just doesn't want to be in the middle of all this. I agree that it could easily be solved by him.
Maybe he's making a stop motion vid to prove his haters wrong as we speak
No. 41833
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Ok, I have a theory
What if HE IS HIS OWN WIFE?
As in, he bought some sillicone titties from ebay (you can get super realistic ones) and likes to dress up as a hot lady?
No. 41834
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Also, I don't think she's actually taking these selfies. Look at this photo for example. If it's a selfie, that means they have a large fucking mirror in their living that sits on the fucking floor.
No. 41838
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>>41828He could've bought a doll that looks enough like this existing person (who may actually have a baby, according to archival link) to put up a front, and additionally Photoshops images of the doll to look even more like the real girl.
He definitely shoops, too. Check out that wiggly nose, it's like Dakota's early gifs.
No. 41839
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so she has implants?
can't blame her, I've always wanted implants too
No. 41840
>>41838ummm those eyes WTF that's creepy
how does he even do that with a doll?
No. 41842
>>41838to be honest, the girl from FB doesn't look like this big boobed chick very much
the resemblance is there, but it doesn't necessarily have to even be the same person
No. 41843
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>>41838Nose is definitely off. Look at how it shifts mid-animation. And here's a zoom in of the piece of paper on the mirror in the selfie above. Am I crazy or is the writing on that piece of paper not mirrored as it should be?
No. 41845
>>41840Photoshop, anon.
Failing that, some dolls actually can be made to close and/or move their eyes.
No. 41850
>>41848Anon, it's in your best interest to read the entire thread. Things have gotten even more insane.
This guy might literally be mental
No. 41851
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>>41847how did he fake the one with the dog and the one where she's pulling on her shirt though?
No. 41852
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>>41847Wait, so they also have a large mirror on the floor in front of their front door too?
No. 41858
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Allegeldy a picture of her shopping notice the boobs aren't as big and the waist is bigger.
No. 41859
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>>41856the reflection is…interesting in my opinion
it's like something's amiss, but I can't quite put my finger on it
No. 41863
>>41859It's on the home app, most likely.
A lot of these pictures were picked apart on /cow/, and there's literally always some sort of giveaway with everything Peter posts.
I'd admire his diligence if it was for something less ridiculous.
No. 41864
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OH SHIT GUYS OP IS RIGHT
THIS IS A SELFIE IN A MIRROR
BUT THE TEXT FROM HER SHIRT ISN'T REVERSED
No. 41865
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>>41864Holy fuck, didn't notice that one
No. 41866
>>41833uh, have you seen him? If it were him, he should stay dressed as a woman, because he looks way better as one.
I could see some kind of mechanism where the heart is somehow holding her up. Then potentially the rest shooped out since it's a white background. Not sure about the picture on the right, but the blinds in the back are certainly wavy.
No. 41867
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/THREAD
No. 41868
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AAAAA I'm scared, someone hold me
No. 41878
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Apparently he's going to fuck 8chan up.
He should join forces with raven, saxy and that scamming stripper.
No. 41883
>>41879>that voiceWere you being sarcastic to get people to watch the video and prove the doll theory wrong?
Because that would be alright, but where is her face, and why hasn't this puppy appeared in any other photos (except maybe the one of a woman walking her dog that is, again, only presumably actually the "wife")? This could easily not even be the same girl. God knows it's not the first time Peter stole media of some girl he wishes he had.
No. 41885
>>41883I wasn't being sarcastic, I actually have my volume off, so I have no idea what it sounds like.
All I saw was the rigid body of a doll, plastic hair and a very sudden hand movement, which is conveniently done from the other side, so we can't really see anything beyond a 'hand' which could be his
No. 41895
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What weirds me out is that she's with this dude.
I mean, she has a good face, a perfect body and is young. She could EASILY get a hot, smart guy, with a nice body, or even a rich guy. Why did she settle for him?
No. 41899
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>>41897damn, that's a lot of videos, does he have a lot of subscribers and views?
also
>dat hand No. 41903
>>41900where's she originally from?
Where's he from?
No. 41905
>>41900I mean, if she really is into all this nerdy shit, then she's probably not a bimbo, so I really don't get why she's with this guy.
Maybe she's blind?
No. 41910
>>41908True, I guess I was just trying to highlight that there's nothing wrong with her, ergo that it's strange she'd pick him.
People usually shack up for mutual benefit. I'm not sure what benefits she'd get from him.
No. 41914
>>41898Oh, my mistake.
But it should be sign that the other gifs are not his.
No. 41918
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>>41915You're telling me that he legit has a wife like that
THIS GUY
No. 41923
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OMG guys, on the left is a pic he posted on FB of him and his 'lovely wife'
No. 41924
>>41923Holy shit, if you guys can't tell this is a doll, I don't know.
Her legs stays the same in all pictures.
No. 41926
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I think a lot of people in this thread might not know just how realistic these dolls can get.
They cost around 5000 dollars each, but are really well made, you can see some documentaries about it on youtube
Pic related, it's a doll.
No. 41929
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It's weird that he's a SJW but then was sooo racist with the fake asian ex thing
I guess he wanted to make the disguise good by being 'realistic' but damn is it cringy in light of her not being his japaneesu gf AT ALL but an ulzzang from korea.
No. 41936
>>41930A quote from the video:
"I don't find anything like that, honestly, all that weird, because there are people that do much worse than taxidermy people. There are people that kill people and wear their skin and eat their skin and masturbate with their skin ad use their skin as condoms."
Please tell me that this is a person who hasn't been doing these things. His tone too. Freaky as fuck as he is totally chill.
No. 41972
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Idk… she does look like a sex doll in her last Tumblr pics, and her body looks kinda disturbing now… but if you go deep into her Tumblr pics, she actually looks real and pretty human and her body isn't that weird
No. 41988
This is OT, but if a schmuck like Peter can fake an actual human life with a plastic doll like this, what's stopping more opportunistic people from doing the same thing? I honestly would've gone on thinking this was a real girl and not a doll if no one had pointed out all this shit, and I doubt I'm the only one. It's a pretty simple plan, when you get down to it.
>Get pics of some generic-looking chick who is passably attractive but not famous
>Use loan/life savings/inheritance/whatever to buy a somewhat realistic-looking Real Doll that looks even just a bit like the generic chick
>Pass the doll off as the person in the photos, make "proof" timestamps with said doll if you must
>Make Photoshopped, stop motion gifs of the doll moving, blinking and smiling for extra credibility
>To go the extra mile, if people ask to hear "your voice", ask some girl in a /soc/ Vocaroo thread to say certain phrases, then send your sucker the links
>Get people to buy you shit, or buy shit like "used panties/socks" from you
If they put in enough effort, literally anyone could do this. What if there's this RealDoll catfishing/camming business no one even knows about?
No. 41991
>>41988Because RealDolls [or any sex doll for that matter] are not cheap if you're looking for a high level of detail. Shit like this could cost you at least $5000, and not many people have that kind of cash to spend on a doll [nor will to].
Add to that the fact that you'd have to buy the doll clothes and shit to make it look like it's a human being.
Besides, there is no point in faking this kind of shit unless you needed to prove something, like say, your family pressuring you to settle down and start a family or if there were rumors of you being gay that you wanted to clear.
What I'm trying to say is that this requires you to spend big cash and also requires you to have a decent amount of time to be able to pull it off properly.
No. 41997
Oh man, when I read Xiaxue's posts on this guy I googled the fuck out of him for more juices. I'm super entertained by things like cat fishing and fabricating lives over the internet, now
this.
>>41796That absolutely looks like a real doll, it has that mature stripper face and everything, look here for reference
https://secure.realdoll.com all of them have square/rectangle shaped faces and over plucked brows to look like classic porn stars like Pamela Anderson.
This guy is neither hot nor rich, and his "humor" sucks so bad that the last time I checked not even Xiaxue landing him in the news could get any his videos past 200 views.
Btw he's Jewish.
No. 41998
>>41801Lol this is what got Xiaxue suspicious in here to first place. You would think a pretty girl who obviously keeps up with her appearance would talk about certain things like makeup, or whatever. But she only ever made vulgar jokes and shitting, vaginas, and would not stfu about being Asian.
He has no idea how females act so he just uses his own personality on them.
No. 41999
>>41991He does have something to prove. The entire internet was laughing at him.
Remember that he bought himself AND Kimi twitter followers. He's obviously willing to spend money on his fantasies. If he's a guy who has nothing better to do and nothing going on in his life, which certainly looks like the case given that he kept up with the Kimi persona for, what was it, 8 months of talking to himself and updating her social media? Then he could save up 5k in a few months and buy the doll, plus clothes and all that.
I remember reading a comment by somebody that said he must have a very empty life and no friends to have kept up the Kimi fantasy for so long, and so open without any family members or friends finding out.
No. 42000
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>fall asleep while browsing lolcow and /cow/ threads>wake up and watch random youtube videos in my recommendations>click on one>mfw it's Peter >he's driving a car with his doll-wife in the front seat, someone's filming from the back>he's talking to the doll>it starts giggling, going "mm-hmm" like in >>41879, and eventually it's talking back and moving on its own>camera pans on its face and lips moving more than once>apparently this was a real woman all along>eventually, they both start talking about channers saying she's a doll>Peter is like "You know, you're definitely hot enough to really be a doll" and she's like "Yeah?" and he goes "Except for all the fucked up things you do and say" and they both start to lose their shit, laugh their asses off>Eventually, Ashleigh looks right into the camera, flips the bird and waves at the cameraman while laughing "Why don't we post this as a "test"?" mocking what people said about her. >"Here's your 'proof', idiots">Both Peter and Ashleigh laugh and joke about this non-stop for the rest of the video>For some reason, there's a Barbie doll dressed exactly like Ashleigh on the floor of her seat>Think "Holy shit, why isn't this on /cow/ yet? I gotta tell them">copy the URL and prepare to post>immediately wake up>it was all a fucking dreamI'm getting too invested in this shit.
No. 42001
>>41993If that's the case he probably thought he had to be more elaborate after the whole Kimi debacle happened.
>>41999Yes but the question was what's stopping other people from doing the same thing considering it's relatively easy to pull this off provided you have the cash and time to do such thing to begin with.
We already know that he's pretty much capable of doing something more elaborate after people caught him lying about Kimi, so it's not surprising to see him trying to make this woman pass off as real and yet not doing something as simple as recording himself with his wife and the baby, talking, like a normal family.
He could've done this first thing instead of whiteknighting himself on /cow/.
No. 42004
>>42000trips speak the truth
I also had a dream about this anon, but in my dream he kept her locked up at home against her will.
No. 42005
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>>41972I think he legit had a gf like this in the beggining, but then something happened.
Also someone from the 8chan lolcow board apparently lived close to him and went over to his place to scout things out. He was never heard from again.
I'm sure he's a serial killer. He looks the type.
No. 42006
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her alongside some popular 'interchangeable doll faces'
Did anyone take a look at her hair? Does it grow or get shorter? Or does it stay exactly the same length all the time? Because if it's the latter, have I got news for you…
No. 42007
>>42001>what's stopping other people from doing the same thing considering it's relatively easy to pull this off provided you have the cash and time to do such thing to begin withYou have to be incredibly low, incredibly shameless, and have literally nothing to hope for in life. I know there are lonely creeps out there, but most people would at least feel embarrassed at themselves for going so far in fabricating a life and family that's not real. You have to renounce reality and accept that your going to devote your time, money, and everything else into living a lie.
Plus, it's obvious Peter wants to impress the internet above all. Otherwise even the Kimi incident would have been private. He could have kept this doll private have it be his dark little secret like I suppose most men do when they get one. But no, he had to flaunt it on the internet.
No. 42008
>>41993the doll guy in my strange addictions actually treated his doll as real
video related
No. 42009
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>>41997Jewish and a SJW
Hilarious that he makes such racist jokes, in light of being a SJW moron. (keep in mind that BOTH accounts pictures, him and the girl flirting with him, were actually proven to be him)
No. 42027
>>42012seriously? then she's either wearing wigs, or is a doll.
a woman's hair length DOES change, whether it's a little shorter or longer, esp. across the span of years
No. 42033
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It's a weird coincidence how his wife is talking about jaw surgery on her twitter, and his ex japanese fake gf ALSO had jaw surgery
what a funny coincidence
No. 42035
>>42009This is why I'm inclined to believe Ashleigh isn't real either. If you look at her twitter she has the exact same sense of humor as Peter and a similar writing style. Shit's fucking creepy.
>>42032I used to like her blog a lot but lately all she posts are shitty advertorials and pics of her baby.
No. 42036
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>>42035Her twitter is weirdly SJW…Just like coffin…She makes lame shitty jokes…just like koffin…She posts about mass effect, star wars etc…just like coffin
She sure has a lot in common with her husband. I guess that's why they got married eh?
It wouldn't be because he wants a female soapbox to blast hiss SJW views off of?
No. 42038
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/cow/ believes there may have been a real woman involved at some point (see the picture of the girl with the braces), but we are not sure what happened after that. We also think she may be a doll but again, there has been no definitive evidence to prove anything either way.
No. 42044
>>42039>that maskI'm sorry, but that's not her
Where did he get a baby though?
No. 42047
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Maybe he engineered this whole hubbub around himself on purpose to gain popularity? Maybe he created the fake doll rumour himself, and wishes for it to get big, because it'll give him views and pupularity.
I mean, he DID quit his job just to promote his youtoob videos, and they're failing bad. Maybe this is his backup plan.
No. 42061
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>>42060could it be a reborn baby or am I being stupidly paranoid?
pic related, it's a reborn baby DOLL
No. 42063
>>42061The baby in the Vine seems to be moving. Can people get Reborn dolls to do that?
Because if so, that's very possible.
Imagine Peter having a fake wife, a fake baby, fake pets, etc. Literally living a lie.
No. 42064
>>42062I mean, the only reason why that asian model blogger blew the lid on his fake e e-gf, was because he kept harassing her, out of the blue (she never talked to him, he initiated the conversation) about how she had surgeries, how she's a bimbo etc.
Wow, so female positive. MUH FEMIZIZM. Female positive only when he likes the female, otherwise she's a bimbo and plastic surgery is for vapid whores, right?
No. 42066
Is this guy stable?
https://vine.co/v/OKqZ0DPPUE9I'm so embarassed for him and so sad. It's like a slow tumblerina trapped in an ugly man's body.
No. 42067
>>42061That doll looks so real.
I think the baby in Peter's video is real.
It's so ugly, no manufacturer would make it.
No. 42068
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How does he get to be such a self righteous SJW cunt when he said and did all that racist and sexist shit?
also top kek how he praises bayonetta and sakrasian at the same time. Sarkasian thinks bayonetta is just another oversexualised trope and bad for women.
No. 42075
>>420722015 is the chinese year of the lolcow.
First chrischan, now this
it's a good year.
No. 42077
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Someone linked to this on 8chan:
http://www.reddit.com/r/SubredditDrama/comments/12hk08/rcringe_thinks_that_blogger_peter_coffin_ousted/So a completely independent group of people from 2+ years ago also thought she was a doll.
Pic is apparently a still from a livestream he did.
No. 42083
>>41839Didn't the whole XX drama begin when he insulted her for having plastic surgery?
>>42075Pixy turns 30 this year as well, right? It's your time to shine, queen. Make us proud!
>>42078Exactly. They don't have a single photo or video of all three of them together where their faces aren't hidden and they're actually smiling or at least making some sort of expression other than soulless sex doll.
No. 42086
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>>42083Yeah, he's some sort of a bipolar SJW. Mocking women with plastic surgery, then having his gf prais it, then turning aroun and being 'sex positive' and pro feminist.
He's a two faced shallow dude, but that's just my little old opinion.
No. 42088
File: 1421856347023.jpg (329.15 KB, 1280x1280, IaR6aEd.jpg)
if she is a doll, how come he got her such a pathetic butt? her body looks so unbalanced
No. 42095
>>42088I think he got his idea of what women look like from bayonetta and 'skinny girls with big tits' porn.
Granted, some women DO look like this naturally, but it's so rare as to warrant an underlying health issue or a disorder, such as mammary tissue overgrowth (which can be dangerous and increase risk of cancer).
Some women DO lay off most of their fat in one place, eg. a condition known as steatopygia which is purely genetic. Some may also accumulate more fat in their stomach (apple shaped women) which is also genetic, but can also be due to hormonal imbalances and/or conditions.
It's possible that she's just a very lucky girl, but in all likelihood, if she's real that is, she stuffs a lot or has implants.
No. 42096
File: 1421857636309.jpg (32.6 KB, 266x500, Woman_with_steatopygia.jpg)
>>42095pic related, it's steatopygia
No. 42100
File: 1421858178842.jpg (136.64 KB, 640x410, peter kimi.jpg)
>I have never really considered myself to be hot stuff or anything like that. But I nabbed me a looker - someone I believe to be WAY out of my own league
Kek. From the Kimi era.
No. 42119
File: 1421868187256.jpg (29.28 KB, 409x138, tits.jpg)
Has no visible breast support, yet large heavy breast is perfectly in position.
Also, no visible bra/breast supporting lingerie yet has large heavy breast in perfect perky position.
No. 42120
File: 1421868623862.jpg (178.5 KB, 1311x569, coffinssexdoll.jpg)
Also, foot always at the same angle when posing, even with numerous clothes changes.
White circle - this makes me think it's a doll. The fat at the top inner thighs is very dollified here. In real life, she either wouldn't have any (being thin), or the fat wouldn't suddenly taper upwards towards the top of the log joint.
No. 42122
File: 1421868843101.png (38.29 KB, 64x255, 76.png)
the mystery of the heart
No. 42123
File: 1421868959862.png (7.47 MB, 1280x5102, 1421800861310.png)
>>42122sorry i'm a retard and i posted a thumbnail
No. 42126
>>42125I was thinking that too but wouldn't there be a shadow ?
The video with the dog looks super fake because nothing moves. Nothing. When she laugh there isn't a bit of boob jiggling, there's just her arm.
Now for the vine the baby (especially the head) look rigid and fake as fuck, the limbs doesn't seem to move (except because she shaking him) and babies are usually moving little creatures, but I really wonder if it's a real woman because moving that arm would be beyond difficult.
But why oh why wouldn't she at least show her face and speak ?? She got to have a mask on, and the only gif there is of her facial movements can be easily edited, honestly.
Why would a skinny bangable woman fall for this ugly creep ? it makes no sense, even love can't explain that.
No. 42139
File: 1421875954761.png (2.85 MB, 2034x1228, rrr.png)
>>42124Interesting that you should mention that, I saw a real doll on the realdolls website which had a visible moldline running across the foot, rather than what you'd usually see, which is along the side of the foot.
It's very likely he was hiding a moldline or some sort of other identifying feature.
No. 42142
>>42139Bottom left doll looks so real.
I'm impressed
No. 42143
>>42131Nope, zero.
The only pictures of her outside are taken from behind, which still give away it's not the same person.
The ones that are taken outside are of a girl with less boobs and more hips. She obviously looks very real but she doesn't match the appearance of the doll.
No. 42150
>>42147Some people on the 8ch threads have been saying there was photoshop and stop motion involved in the creation of those gifs.
What we know so far [because I also lurk those threads], is that there -is- or was a real woman involved at a certain point, but that there is also the doll.
They also believe that the kid's fake.
No. 42161
File: 1421879538057.jpg (57.71 KB, 500x500, bullfuckingshit.jpg)
Looks like a bladder tumor. His knowledge of the female anatomy amuses me.
No. 42164
>>42161The hands look off to me. I can't really put my finger on it, but they look… unnatural.
Also I've never seen a pregnant woman with an itty bitty waist and a bulge sticking out like that. How far along is
she supposed to be in this picture anyway?
No. 42167
File: 1421880345361.png (203.78 KB, 1084x731, really.png)
Lol, really pete? What about your wife?
No. 42173
>>42164>The hands look off to me. I can't really put my finger on it, but they look… unnatural.This! I have thought that about a lot of the pictures posted. It's not implausible that they belong to a real person, but it seems unlikely, and they seem unreal more often than not.
>>42168My thoughts exactly.
No. 42175
File: 1421881823086.jpg (186.37 KB, 517x941, mum.jpg)
someone sent a friend request to her mom on facebook, her first post there is about peter.
sockpuppet?
No. 42180
File: 1421882568830.jpg (37.43 KB, 495x717, 40-Discount-New-Silicone-Semi-…)
>>42158Oh yes. Realdolls can have tendons, veins, even eye veins, huge pubes and 'crusty' feet.
No. 42182
>>42175It could have been an account registered already but maybe he changed the name and picture to some random old lady.
The other lady that commented on that status seems to be the only person who likes and comments on her stuff. I doubt they're both real.
No. 42184
File: 1421882765469.png (118.2 KB, 496x444, umhhhh.png)
>>42163photoshop and/or stuffing the stomach
btw am I the only one that thinks the bottom left photo from
>>42161 looks blurred? Like someone was using the smudge tool on it?
No. 42186
>>42167top kek, what a hypocrite
typical sjw shit
No. 42187
File: 1421883006232.jpg (89.93 KB, 500x500, tumblr_mnmunxNmG51r5ygdco1_500…)
>>42168her mum's facebook is creepily short and empty in my opinion
The few only pictures her mum has on FB are of herself (like 2 pics maybe 3) and his wife. nothing else. No happy birthdays, no farmville, no posts, no articles nada. You'll get to the end of her facebook by scrolling for maybe 20 seconds or less.
Also the people that comment on her stuff have weird profiles, it could be fake.
ALSO the way she comments, his wife's mum commented on one of his pics 'oh tell ashley to call me please I miss talking to her' or something like that…Why wouldn't she call ashley herself if it's just for a casual conversation? Why does he need to be the arbitrer?
Iono it's fishy to me.
No. 42188
File: 1421883434336.png (215.85 KB, 257x388, spiky hand.png)
>>42164>>42173Apparently version 2 of the 'realdolls' doll has unusually big hands, as noted by the weirdos that talk about these dolls on forums.
One way to spot a doll hand is the lack of fingernail polish changing. Doll owners aren't keen to put on polish because to take it off, they'll have to use nail varnish remover which will damage the paint on the hands (if there was shading done to it).
If she NEVER has differing nail colours, lengths and/or chipped nails, then she's either not into nails or a doll.
No. 42190
>>42187OMG It's a fucking doll. Its arms are in the exact same position in both pictures, in fact, the angle of the phone is the same as well.
The tilt of the head, the eyes, and the fucking phone is in the exact same position, covering her mouth and nose perfectly.
THE FUCKING FINGERS are in the exact same position.
WHAT THE FUCK. How much money did he drop on this fucking thing?
I just can't. I can't. Why?
No. 42191
>>42176well, a sex doll is cheaper than a real woman, never ages, never complains, always wants sex, always has perky tits, doesn't require contraception, can't argue with you etc.
also it allows him to have a supa hot gf while in reality he'd have to shack up with a landwhale
which is what I think he actually did. He's actually married and has a child with this gross fat ugly woman, but is keeping his fetish illusion alive with a doll, that she's fine with.
No. 42195
>>42190hey I never noticed the arm thing, you're right
why would she take a selfie, then kneel down while carefully keeping her arms in EXACTLY the same position?
ALSO notice how she's very often in front of a white background, easy to shoop a stand out that way.
No. 42198
even really skinny girls get a baby bump that starts much higher up than that. you know, big enough to have a baby in it? my step-sister weighed about 90 lbs for her first pregnancy and didn't gain much weight at all besides the belly…and i mean, she still looked obviously pregnant.
i could buy these photos being someone who is not far along at ALL but not second, third trimester.
in the halfway photo here
>>41793 she strategically has her hand placed where the belly would feasibly begin to show, and
>>42184 is definitely shooped. for a baby to be growing that large that low in her birth canal she would probably have serious problems, i think?
i'm not a doctor or nurse or anything, but she doesn't look like any pregnant women i've ever seen. they either show a lot or don't show at all (rare and very unusual in very thin girls).
No. 42201
>>42198Agreed. I know that anecdote isn't the plural of data, but my super skinny teacher recently had a baby, she looked like a stick with a giant beach ball stuck to it.
Like you said, 'hidden' pregnancies usually happen to bigger women, a woman like quirky might not even notice she's pregnant and it won't show much, she'll just think it's indigestion.
No. 42208
>>42095Idgi, why do people consider her to be lucky for having such a slim figure and massive tits? I mean aside from the bs that is driven through media about what we should consider attractive
Her body is not proportionate. In order to balance out what a huge bust she has, she should have a larger butt, or at least an hour glass figure with wider hips. She appears to have a rectangular body shape that is minimized by her (likely fake) boobs
No. 42211
File: 1421886598828.jpg (17.88 KB, 520x202, 01.JPG)
Hmm
No. 42215
>>42211>>42212They set up their facebooks 2 days apart? What a coincidence.
This coffing guy is full of coincidences.
No. 42220
File: 1421887117565.jpg (14.55 KB, 501x215, Capture.JPG)
One of her mother's friends (main comment maker) also set up a profile around the same time BUT these profiles have entries back to 2009. How does that work?
No. 42226
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>>42216Oh, weird, I wouldn't put it past her to be a real person. Not like there aren't people who just accept friend requests from whoever though.
I'd censor out the names but it's not like they're not easily searchable from "Ashleigh"s mum's profile anyway, and why would anyone want to contact her?
No. 42227
File: 1421887444064.jpeg (65.36 KB, 900x485, post-13623-Pregnancy-Photo-Tim…)
>>42198The bump looks definitely weird, and even if you were skeletor, the bump doesn't stay in your belly.
That's a really abnormal pregnancy.
No. 42230
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>>42224it's weird that all these facebook ccounts were created/recuperated and had their birthdates updated (that's when it gives you the 'birth date born status') around the same time
No. 42236
File: 1421889168887.jpg (62.58 KB, 765x319, weird.jpg)
>>42226Wow. Her mum's profile obviously has someone real behind it though. Nobody is crazy enough to fake a girlfriend, her mother, her mother's photos, and all her mother's friends' profiles for years. Not even Coffin.
Sorry for all this useless info, I think I'm just getting overexcited because Aberdeenshire feels like bumfuck nowhere compared to all these US states where most e-drama is based. I'll stop now. I promise.
No. 42239
>>42236NO results on 192.com of anyone with the name Ashleigh Burt or Susan Phillips Burt in Aberdeenshire. That's electoral roll, births, phone directory enquiries.
A Kerry Phillips in Aberdeenshire is 25-29 years old
No. 42242
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>>42239Wow, that's so weird. I would have said the profile was fake and he just added random people from around the Banchory area but the few people that would accept "her" request wouldn't likely post on her facebook wall.
Fucking hell this is the strangest shit
No. 42248
Found his address.
He trademarked 'the stupid show'
http://www.trademarkia.com/the-stupid-show-78332118.htmlIono if it's his current address, but maybe it'll help one of you with the search
Peter Coffin
335 Paw Paw Ave
Watervliet, MI 49098
No. 42249
I have facial blindness so I can't tell people apart too well, but does this guy look anything like peter?
He has his surname, lived in the same place and went to the same high school. Maybe his brother?
https://www.youtube.com/user/TheJoshOOOaa No. 42250
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>>42238Aww that's kind of sweet aside from the fact I'm disturbingly fascinated by this whole thing, thanks anon.
>>42244It's almost sad, isn't it?
No. 42251
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His other family members. This info can be confirmed my googling each name individually, it checks out for carol and josh anyway, don't know about the rest.
If we check out his family's social media we can suss out if he's REALLY married or not, because his fb seems so be strangely lacking REAL family interacting
as if he's keeping a big lie from them…and from the world…
No. 42255
File: 1421891823887.jpg (180.16 KB, 550x312, peter20.jpg)
>>42236LOL that's what you think.
Anyone know Zoe Kimball? Ex "sitemodel" from myspace circa 2007. She had a legion of obsessively disturbed girls who went to ridiculous lengths to catfish her. I remember at least two fake profiles that were fighting with each other for months over who was the real one, and they both had created fake myspace and youtube accounts for her known friends (at least 4 of them), plus mom, dad, and sister. Some of the catfishers kept this charade on for YEARS and kept multiple social media like formspring, bebo, myspace, youtube. One of them was even psycho enough to cut and dye her hair a similar fashion, and create a "proof sign" with a crappy webcam but hiding half of her face to prove she was the real Zoe out of the two fakes. Photoshop was most likely involved too, I found out who the girl behind it was and she was photography hobbyist who was pretty damn good with photoshop. Everyone believed the photo, and even other fakes started editing and using it.
If insecure girls are capable of this and motivated by nothing other than a vicarious fantasy, then Peter Coffin, guy who ran fake-GF Kimi's youtube, formspring, twitter and spoke to people as her is definitely capable of this. Just remember how detailed her got when he was pretending to be her replying to people, pic related.
No. 42256
>>42254ahahaha lol I suck cocks
thanks anon. I'mma delete it so people don't get confused
Btw he's in his 30s and ashleigh is 22 right?
No. 42260
>>42255Jeeeeeeesus fucking christ
Cheers anon, that's pretty crazy.
No. 42262
>>42257Yo anon, the links don't work for me
>>42261Yes, and someone already did that. Go on twitter, type in petercoffin, go to 'all tweets' and see the person with the living doll avatar. They're waiting for the stuff, it's coming via the post
No. 42263
>>42248If he's from Michigan and she's supposedly from Scotland…why do they have a birth certificate from Utah and a marriage certificate from Nevada (
http://petercoff.in/post/34811431715/if-youd-like-a-full-copy-of-our-marriage)?
No. 42266
File: 1421892402223.jpg (297.02 KB, 1278x628, coffin.jpg)
>>42262Sorry anon. That's weird, they work for me. Maybe you have to be signed in? I remember I couldn't view Raven Sparks' profile unless I was signed in even though it was public. You're not missing much, really.
No. 42269
>>42266Ah, I think it's a server issue! I'm glad you can get on it! If he's really married, she'd mention it on her facebook right? what mother wouldn't?
Also, coupe de grace, if anyone has a throwaway FB account, you could ask her directly about ashleigh.
No. 42273
>>42271Hmmm why would he be estranged though? What could have possibly happened between them?
I think it's strange that he never mentions or talks to his brother or mother, esp. considering that his younger bro is a 'funny guy^' too.
No. 42276
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>>42273I think he never talks to his family because it would blow his cover on both fronts
his family would find out that he's actually a giant loser and the internet would find out that he doesn't actually have a wife
No. 42278
File: 1421893183806.png (466.59 KB, 513x521, ttttttttttttt.png)
>>42196>>42275OMG GUYS I CAN SEE IT TOO NOW
No. 42279
File: 1421893397127.png (21.27 KB, 813x290, yo.png)
september 2014 again just like
>>42213and
>>42212and>>42211
Can someone explain this plz
No. 42280
>>42277With the same fucking braid, braid is always on the (it's) right side, same part on her scalp, the fucking phone covering her mouth because it only has one facial expression.
Do you guys think he fucks it then cries himself to sleep hugging it?
No. 42281
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Spot the peter.
Also his other brother ? tyler
https://www.facebook.com/tylerncoffin No. 42283
>>42280The hair is definitely a wig, not that that proves anything. The part is very wig-like.
>>42276 Probably already pointed out.
No. 42286
File: 1421893710363.jpg (70.03 KB, 500x500, tumblr_ndm4n0NVIt1r5ygdco1_500…)
>>42285>>42284this is getting ridiculous
there has to be some rational explanation for it
maybe august and september 2014 are the default dates for EVERYONE on facebook to update their date of birth?
No. 42288
>>42284>>42285>>42279either they all decided to get on facebook at the same time (way after everyone else) or they are all fake profiles
>>42286>maybe august and september 2014 are the default dates for EVERYONE on facebook to update their date of birth?doubt it. let's test that theory.
No. 42289
File: 1421893767048.jpg (13.4 KB, 499x162, date03.JPG)
>>42284one of the doll's friends
check em
No. 42291
File: 1421893891756.png (22.83 KB, 813x290, op.png)
WHO IS THIS
And why is she from august 2014 too?
It's august and september 2014 for so many of these profiles
https://www.facebook.com/chrissy.coffin No. 42294
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I find ashley's FB weird. What girl has 17 fb friends? Why even make a FB if you're not going to use it?
No. 42296
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>>42292she looks a lot like the old, real pics of ashleigh with the baby and braces eh
No. 42297
When you go to make a profile, your birthday is literally one of the first things it asks you, on the front page. Go on and look. I went to my actual profile to change the birthday and it just had my actual birthday. Went to my lurking account to change the birthday (which wasn't listed) and it just had the default "month, day, year" options.
He probably just made a bunch of sockpuppet accounts around August and September and fills in pictures and and names as he needs them.
>>42293This is the only logical explanation but why did none of these people go back and change their birthday? not even one of them?
No. 42300
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>>42297Yeah, I just went to check out my own and my brother's, both just have our birth dates on it, where it says september 2014 and august 2014 for all these doll sockpuppets
No. 42302
File: 1421894443707.png (15.83 KB, 813x303, wmo.png)
His dad?
Very empty bare bones profile, hardly any posts and SEPTEMBER
No. 42303
File: 1421894639044.jpg (63.83 KB, 471x831, 1421874124547.jpg)
>>42296Very. Maybe the doll's stunt double.
No. 42304
File: 1421894697521.png (22.14 KB, 813x292, see.png)
>>42303her husband made his account on august 2014! what a coincidence ;)
No. 42307
>>42306Yeah, this is too creepy for me. I really hope that this is some facebook update or glitch thing.
I've checked my friends though and everyone just has either the date they made their FB or their actual birthdate
No. 42309
File: 1421895292631.gif (104.21 KB, 400x300, realdoll.gif)
HOLY SHIT
Has this already been pointed out? If so, sorry, but I dragged the boob gif to photoshop where it shows all 24 layers of the gif, and some layers have been cut off! Pic related, from layer 8 to layer 9 her hand magically appears on her boob.
If you guys have photoshop, just drag the gif there and from the bottom start viewing each layer individually, when you get to layer 9 her hand will spontaneously appear. While as you look at all the other layers, the movement is consistently second-by-second. You don't miss anything.
Peter's hand must have appeared when he was lifting her hand, because there's no reason to do this otherwise.
No. 42310
>>42309No, nobody pointed this out before.
Holy shit, that's really weird then, I mean it's occam's razor at this point. Why would she, if she were real, shoop this like that?
also how does this play in with the dutch forum thing? did he really make the gif, but long ago?
No. 42316
File: 1421896037350.jpg (70.32 KB, 888x414, Capture.JPG)
>>42274LOL A LAWYER YOU SAY?
No. 42318
File: 1421896242798.png (5.49 KB, 449x180, Untitled.png)
>>42286Checked my personal profile, and I've been on facebook since 2011. SOmething's fishy.
No. 42319
File: 1421896325938.png (427.48 KB, 862x512, POP.png)
>>42317I swear he killed her
No. 42321
File: 1421896385243.png (24.64 KB, 865x305, sww.png)
August is good too!
No. 42326
>>42323>>42325Oh jesus christ no I'm sorry I posted that without explaining in the OP post
I was just replying to a /cow/ post saying her accent is fake, basically
No. 42328
File: 1421897677302.jpg (48.76 KB, 845x358, Capture.JPG)
>>42325He also jokes about it on his Patreon
No. 42330
>>42328But I'm not him or Ashleigh or associated with him, like I said
>>42325I wouldn't have been surprised if Ashleigh/whoever's "voicing" her joked about that but I wasn't
Sorry I keep spamming replies to this but I don't want people to start thinking this is some kind of evidence
No. 42342
>>42309If you look at her armpit in that gif, there is a strange line going along the inner side of her arm. Could be a seam?
And you can see through the shirt that she wears multiple bras, they just squeeze everything up.
No. 42343
File: 1421902118602.png (4.45 MB, 1120x4464, 2015-01-21 23.39.26.png)
Okay guys, it took me a while to read this thread since it blew up, and I wanted to read through to see if anybody else noticed what I joticed;
forgive me if I post like a retard cause lurking is more my thing on here, but what I noticed is in the pictures posted by
>>42123I circled the anomalies on my phone, I mean she looks odd enough by herself, but nobody on this thread pointed out the background, someone on 8chan (I think?) Pointed it out once, but another person said it was a corner in the room, but I circled some oddities I noticed, and the reason I did is becsuse I was borderline about her being a doll, but the fact that the background is so obviously edited on a major level is making me wonder if he really did edit out a tripod of sorts, or SOME THING because the editing, to me, is just fucking weird. Or maybe I'm just too tired or just retarded, so forgive me if this is really dumb.
also. In the baby vine, did anyone else question where her accent went? Or am I just not ablet to recognize it? Just some thoughts after reading this thread.
No. 42358
>>41935I know this thread is very fast-paced and this is technically an old post but AMEN! Even girls who DO post "sexy pictures" a lot have some sort of variety. Hell, you see their faces quite a lot.
As for this chick, I'm a little ashamed that you farmers haven't caught on to the after effects yet. (At least not where I'm at.) Because of cows like like Kooter and Michelle Phan, it was the first thing I noticed about her wobbly gifs.
No. 42361
>>42343Omg, I see it!!! I also wondered about where her accent went in that video….
This is so pathetically sad.
No. 42363
Peter exists:
http://www.spokeo.com/search?q=Peter+Coffin&sao9=t104#Salt+Lake+City,+UTBut not his wife?
http://www.spokeo.com/search?q=Ashleigh+Coffin&sao9=t104I'm sorry but every single place in every single state that I've lived since I was a child is on Spokeo, but she's just a ghost? She had a child, she should have hospital records or some sort of paper trail but there's nothing. WHY IS THIS SO WEIRD YET FASCINATING!?
No. 42364
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>>42187I'll just leave this here…
No. 42367
>>41796>>42366 ^^^^^^^
This pic also has the hinges
No. 42368
>>42367ah, fair call.
It just looks a bit suspicious so close to her elbow.
No. 42387
>>42382there's something up, definitely. I went through 25 pages of her me tag on tumblr, the really old stuff seems like a normal girl–emoting more, more normal proportions.
then there's a post of her engagement right (I guess to Peter?) and almost immediately after that the posts get more boring and same-same. the impossible boobs come out and the exact same pose in EVERY selfie.
shit's weird.
No. 42389
>>42386I don't get how he can get a doll that looks so fucking unrealistic body-wise (those disproportional tits and that tiny waist, wtf?), but then attack women who actually look like that in real life as "fake".
He needs to make up his fucking mind
No. 42400
File: 1421916598108.jpg (113.98 KB, 640x640, image.jpg)
Either this guy lives in a wonky as fuck house or he edits these pics a lot.
Why the hell doesn't the corner match up to where the walls next to her head?
No. 42402
>>42390Frames 5, 10, 14 and 19 are empty
Total of 21 frames
No. 42405
>>42392But he was the same way before the whole SJW internet boom. His fake "Japanese" gf from way back when was a Korean chick who wore tons of makeup and most likely shooped her photos a lot (and quite possibly had at least a bit of plastic surgery), but he had the nerve to shit on Xiaxue for being "fake".
He just seems very hypocritical and inconsistent with his opinions.
In more ways than one, he's faker than any bleach blond with a set of beach ball tits. The difference is he doesn't even try to make himself look presentable or attractive.
No. 42408
>>42400Never mind. The layout of the house is like so:
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No. 42412
File: 1421923045438.jpg (38.33 KB, 640x480, wrist.jpg)
lol, look at the wrist in this pic
No. 42421
File: 1421927062172.png (583.58 KB, 695x524, 234rr.png)
>>42412What happened to her beach ball titties? Those looks like barely c cups.
>>42418She does seem like a real person in the video, but why does she cover her mouth the whole time she's speaking? Does she just have really jacked up teeth or something? Her supposedly ginormous rack is conveniently out of shot the whole time as well.
Doll or not, something fucking weird is going on.
No. 42427
>>42421If it doesn't wear glasses it's a real girl.
His doll would look really fake without the glasses (with reflection)
About the girl in your picture (looks real) I think he saved a bunch of pictures from an now defunct instagram account and releases them at a steady pace.
No. 42428
I've been lurking /cow/'s and this thread for a couple of days now and I'm
finally home and can use my laptop to reply to everything I wanted to give my input on (phone is slow and replying on here takes too long on it).
>>41895>>41923Her body is SO weird in these! The way it's leaning to the side and the feet placement is so unnatural, I mean can any human being actually stand like that? It looks too fucking much like a doll being propped up. Also in these pictures
>>41833 her body looks particularly fucked. When I first saw them I thought her body looked identical to a blow-up doll.
>>42184http://fotoforensics.com/analysis.php?id=b50f0e63968fc1377e58993873910ead445b9387.59096&show=elaI did an analysis thing but I'm not too aware of what to look for. Anyone here that knows how to detect shoop through this? Can you see anything?
>>42196>>42278Fucking amazing, he's a genius! Do realdolls have bellybuttons? He could easily have shooped it out though.
>>42190Her fingers do change a little bit, at least her index finger; the knuckle is higher on the kneeling one and kind of covering the eye of whatever is on her phone case and on the standing picture her finger isn't covering the eye at all. Could just be it slightly budging from her being moved into a different position though. She does seem to otherwise be in pretty much the
exact same position with all else (arms, head tilt, etc.) how her phone is lined up on her face is
particularly weird. It looks absolutely EXACT.
>>42217Yup, and her waist there is nowhere near as tiny as it is in all her other selfies and shit. It's usually like half of that. Her body actually looks real here and not like a fucking doll.
>>42281>>42249This is confirmed to be his brother then. Should we ask him via YouTube about Peter and his 'wife'?
>>42422I could believe that she's self conscious of her teeth as we've seen pics of her with braces and her smile seems big, but they're not bad teeth at all. But hiding anything at this point makes this all seem even more suspicious.
No. 42432
>>42009This is cringeworthy enough without knowing both of these accounts are him.
>>42143I wonder how long it will take him to go off the far end and take the doll outside. He seems like the kind of person who gets so caught up in proving the internet h8ers wrong that he'll stop caring as much about what his neighbors think.
>>42208I don't think her body shape is attractive (or realistic), either. It looks like a prepubescent child with beach balls stuffed down its shirt, completely out of proportion and ridiculous. And then he turns around and makes fun of Heidi Montag for having unrealistic fake tits.
No. 42446
File: 1421934809871.jpg (92.12 KB, 643x673, elf.jpg)
Chances of two brown eyed parents having a blue eyed child is very rare.
I can easily imagine he stole this photo from someone's facebook/flickr/blog/whatever, cropped and flipped it.
No. 42447
File: 1421934907686.jpg (574.41 KB, 1540x900, titmole.jpg)
>>42439Both the have the same mole on their boob though.
No. 42448
File: 1421934913197.jpg (169.27 KB, 1023x682, Karen Beach 1.jpg)
>>42428realdolls do have bellybuttons!
There are many different 'models' of dolls, some that look really fake, some that look etremely realistic. Some that are light and have hair implants, some that are so heavy the doll owners buy a wheelchair for it and are bald, necessating a wig.
Bellybuttons are a common detail though.
No. 42449
>>41864She might have flipped the photo so when she uploads it it can be read. Supporting evidence is the fact that her hair is parted on that side in webcam pics but not in mirror selfie pics since webcams flip the image automatically, and I don't know any girls who switch up what side they part their hair on on a regular basis, and if it's a doll, then a guy is so much less likely to pay any attention to a parting. It's also the same hair style as in
>>41847, but the part is on the other side, which might mean it was flipped too.
>>41867That may well be a mirror that's easy to move around. I have one that's about a metre high, but very light so I can move it around my room very easily. This isn't that difficult.
I feel like this whole thread is one of those 'if you look hard enough for something, you'll find it' sort of deal. I'm not saying either way whether or not she's a doll because
>>41923 is really fucking weird, but I think much of the 'evidence' can be explained away quite easily.
No. 42453
File: 1421935211223.jpg (140.19 KB, 1638x894, ase.jpg)
considering that they both hav brown eyes (or at least peter, his mum and ashleigh's mum have brown eyes) it's strange their kid should have blue eyes in that photo, but on in another
I know kids often have blue eyes that change as they grow up, but this is fishy
No. 42456
>>42455>their daighter is severely mentally illHow do you know this?
And what bearing does this have on the situtation? It's just a question.
No. 42463
File: 1421935754994.jpg (61.97 KB, 600x800, Birth certificate Harrison Cof…)
==Never shake a baby==
>What is Shaken Baby Syndrome?
Shaken Baby Syndrome occurs when a baby or young child is shaken violently and sometimes repetitively (over and over), with or without the head hitting something. The effects can be very serious and can include lifelong injury or even death.
Shaken Baby Syndrome is a type of abusive head trauma, which can cause:
>Damage to a child's brain.
>Permanent disabilities, like blindness or paralysis.
>DEATH.
Children less than 1 year old are the most at risk because they cry more often, but older children can also be seriously injured if they are shaken violently. No child, at any age, should ever be shaken.
Why are you abusing your child, Peter? Don't you care about the well-being of your son?
No. 42464
File: 1421935756335.jpg (66.05 KB, 681x558, baby grey.jpg)
>>42454Newborns have dark, dark steel gray eyes that everyone calls "blue". Pic related. The child in the twitter screenshot has legit blue eyes. Once they look that color, you can bet 100% they're not gonna change to another color.
No. 42465
>>42458I don't think it's necessarily a doll, but I do think that the baby isn't his. He just stole pictures of people holding the baby, and the pictures where hes holding the baby never show its head or face
also the closeup eye pictures is probably nicked from somewhere,imma reverse image search it
No. 42467
>>42465>imma reverse image search itAlready tried it. The picture has obviously been cropped and probably further messed with to avoid that.
It's not a reborn. The baby in the eyes picture looks nothing like that baby the woman is holding. He (or could even be a she?) doesn't have eyes that spaced out, and their skin looks to be a fairer tone than the other baby.
No. 42468
File: 1421936160546.png (607.22 KB, 1191x609, sayy.png)
No. 42469
Someone posted this blog entry of Peter on 8chan's cow
Much projection, wow
http://petercoff.in/post/87058923914/supreme-gentleman No. 42472
>>42462She has 'body dysmorphic disorder' supposedly, and that's IF she exists.
Anyway, it's a legit question. I really want someone to contact her family via FB just to ask if she's really married to him.
No. 42473
>>42453Well, I guess now we know why she never really smiles or opens her mouth lol.
I actually do think that baby she's holding looks a bit like Peter though.
No. 42477
File: 1421936532599.jpg (534.09 KB, 3264x2448, lDWO4mZ.jpg)
BY THE WAY
YOU CAN get married to a 'realdoll', there are some men that did it and publicly announced it.
No. 42485
File: 1421937193646.jpg (2.68 MB, 2448x3264, 1421884956964.jpg)
OMG HE CLAIMS THIS PIC IS ASHLEIGH TOO
This is top kek. That's obv a diff girl.
No. 42486
>>42480Wow, that's dangerous. The baby could dive head first.
Crazy stuff..
No. 42488
File: 1421937253119.png (34.35 KB, 1052x116, wtf.png)
8 month old babies are guided to the boob to latch on, they don't recognized your clothed chest as food.
This sounds like a lame perverted joke that a creepy guy like Peter would like to think about.
No. 42489
>>42488yeah, the way she writes is really creepy
I don't know about you girls, but if I was breastfeeding/preggers I'd mention it, sure (blaah morning sickness, blaah picking baby name) but I'd be too embarassed to talk about my breasts and milk and stuff to STRANGERS ON THE INTERNET
is it just me that thinks that the way she talks is weird? maybe she's autistic or something?
No. 42496
File: 1421937729285.jpg (339.96 KB, 1345x770, youslippedupbitch.jpg)
>>42495Nah son. I want the link to where he says this is Ashleigh before he deletes it because LOOKY WHAT I FOUND
No. 42498
>>42472Oh man, this! I found this absolutely hilarious due to the fact that she
constantly posts pictures of herself, her body and, obviously, her fucking colossal titties. She clearly loves her body.
But no, h8 miself n mi huge ugli titties, so mentally ill boohoo :'''(
No. 42514
>>42507I wonder what happens when someone replies.
Fuck I don't understand how there are people in this thread who could believe that doll is a real person. It looks the kind of fake not even photoshop could conjure up on people intentionally trying to look like a doll.
Even if this tard somehow has a real wife and child, he takes all these pictures with a doll. The way her limbs bend, the way the skin doesn't crease properly, how she doesn't jiggle, react or breathe in the gifs…. like whats blowing my mind with this lolcow isn't that he exists or what he's doing, but that there are (what appears to be) a handful of people too retarded to tell uncanny valley apart from reality.
No. 42518
File: 1421940448613.jpg (216.19 KB, 840x480, ayylmao.jpg)
>>42507God, that baby is fucking freaky looking.
No. 42519
>>42496That's a really good find, anon.
I wonder if he's doing this on purpose. Like, maybe he misses the attention he got from the last fake girlfriend. Kind of how Kiki enjoys the drama because she can play the victim. Am I the only one?
No. 42521
>>42519His Patreon only brings him 173 dollar a month
https://www.patreon.com/petercoffinIf he keeps feeding this witch hunt himself he can get some pitty-bucks from the social justice crowd.
No. 42526
File: 1421941923982.jpg (40.47 KB, 480x480, ggdf-large.jpg)
Can you even hold a 5 month old baby like this? Alongside a few other photos already pointed out. Would this provide enough support at all?
>>42523Hope that's sarcasm. He faked an entire life story for his fake ex girlfriend. He probably thought this would seem legit because it just seems like something too "weird" to fake.
All you have to do is register an account and post an ad.
No. 42528
File: 1421942170336.jpg (57.78 KB, 500x500, tumblr_mmaft3Lp2Q1r5ygdco1_500…)
I showed some pics and gifs to my bf, who knows NOTHING about coffin, and asked him 'what do you think about this girl?'
his responses
"Umm…That's weird, she looks really deformed or photoshopped or something. She has a really tiny waist and these huge perky tits."
"Something is off, can you tell me what's wrong with her?"
No. 42530
>>42527Yeah. She holds him like you would hold like…a cat. Or a doll.
Actually I think I would provide my cat more support than that.
If this baby is 5 months old, I'm positive the baby in the "elf eyes" picture is at the very least, not the same baby.
New moms post shitloads of photos of their kids. Even boring ones. Most of the pictures we seem to have are these pictures that mainly show off her body.
I think the baby is a nephew or something (the kid looks like him but not like her) and he got a reborn doll to look like the kid.
>>42518 Looks more real in the two pictures on the left, but looks like a full-on doll in the third one, and the way he's holding him doesn't really help.
No. 42534
File: 1421942723564.gif (557.51 KB, 500x274, fuck.gif)
>>42527omg, what am I saying…
HE IS AN INANIMATE OBJECTReborn doll confirmed.
No. 42540
File: 1421943126175.png (250.64 KB, 549x642, thanks cow.png)
Photo from 8ch cow
ass = baby bump
No. 42541
>>42539Phonetic spelling
Ali = Ashleigh
No. 42543
If anyone wants to seamlessly browse through a dump of near 200 selfies of Ashleigh, you're welcome to here:
http://imgur.com/a/Tt0Hi#8clJDZ6Fairly sure it was compiled by some creeper that has an obsession with teeny tiny girls with heaving jugs.
Let us know if you find anything juicy. I'm a lazy fuck and don't have the patience to skim through it all, let alone analyze all of it.
No. 42547
>>41895>>41923How the fuck can a
human being stand like that and not fall over? Am I just really dumb or does that look impossible? It's baffling me.
No. 42550
File: 1421943998761.png (679.95 KB, 592x476, 3gl9PL1.png)
WTF is that circle on her stomach here?
No. 42551
>>42541But phonetic spelling is when you sound something out and write what it sounds like. Her name is pronounced like "Ashley," not "Ali." I would think someone would mispell it "Ashley" before they made up a whole different name.
Not to mention, would you not at least….AT THE VERY LEAST…. want to know the rough approximation of the name of the woman whose breastmilk you fed to your child?
Not to mention, the note doesn't specifically reference breastmilk/children. It could be a thank you note for literally anything.
No. 42552
>>42546derp nevermind
>>42462>>42518I agree. It kind of looks like it has some kind of condition…
No. 42557
File: 1421944273443.jpg (41.23 KB, 640x480, IjrxdRX.jpg)
Her tits look waaay smaller here.
No. 42562
File: 1421944637562.jpg (580.2 KB, 1000x1000, N1arqO4.jpg)
Where's her insane cleavage gone?
No. 42564
File: 1421944756482.jpg (77.54 KB, 640x480, idh3iky.jpg)
>guys, look at my boobs! my boobs! look at them! guys! hey! BOOBS!
No. 42570
File: 1421945139132.jpg (483.72 KB, 960x960, funkUo4.jpg)
Her skin up close.
No. 42571
Her boobs change sizes so frequently.
I'm sure he hires girls who look similar enough to her when he needs videos/more realistic pictures. I did weird shit in college for money.
>>42568Yeah, I don't think that's true. Not a real marriage.
>>42570There are literally no high quality photos of her. They are all camera phone quality with instagram filters.
No. 42573
File: 1421945368211.png (449.03 KB, 593x353, 11111.png)
>>42571ORLY
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2439522/Davecat-40-shunned-organic-women-marry-synthetic-doll.htmlYou can totally marry a realdoll and get the papers and everything. It's v rare and they have to go to the state that allows it, but it does happen
No. 42574
>>42571Photos made with a 0.3MP java phone probably
Coffin's own youtube videos have a high prodution value (for a stupid act like his):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dpSwECZmOQY No. 42576
File: 1421945463814.jpg (1.88 MB, 1800x2700, wtfstance.jpg)
Always the exact same unnatural leaning stance with her left heel lifted up. Fucking ALWAYS.
No. 42579
>>42576Hey, that mask is different from the mask in the video.
Maybe he just randomly took a video somewhere of a woman shaking her baby while wearing a mask. The pressure of the cow forums (pt, cow and cwcki) might make him sloppy.
No. 42580
>>42572Seconded, not me 'cause I'll freak out and fuck it up somehow. Can we do something with her breast milk? DNA test, try to match a real person or fucking something, idk.
Wow, I'm sounding insane.
No. 42584
File: 1421945777712.jpg (92.97 KB, 599x592, normal_RoxxanneFashion5.jpg)
>>42582yep, you can see it in the neck in this doll too (its super realistic, i know, but its seriously a doll)
No. 42586
File: 1421945877870.jpg (576.08 KB, 900x900, pf5HfYj.jpg)
>>42579The mask she's wearing in the baby shaking abuse video is a Darth Maul mask, in the selfie it's a Darth Nihilus mask. Both Star Wars related. She also has other pictures of her wearing the Darth Maul mask, pic related.
No. 42587
>>42586What kind of hot girl does that?
I mean, it's possible but usually it's attention whoring for the nerd crowd. I'm a Trek lunatic but I wouldn't be caught dead in costume.
No. 42588
>>42585Uhh congratulations??
>>42586She's so generic fake nerd girl. Is she into anything other than Star Wars and a few random video games Peter seems to be also into? And I guess Game of Thrones which literally everyone I know is into, nerdy or not.
No. 42590
File: 1421946245640.png (811.33 KB, 900x735, 3vr93ms.png)
>>42588Yes, of course, anon!
She loves Skyrim!
>am i a gamur gerl yet No. 42591
>>42585weird
>>42587I agree. I find her really weird, like she shows off her tits so much, it's like she's souless
No. 42599
>>42596Is the reddit account (d4rkspike) hers? I went on it and looked at some threads she's made, found out they own this Etsy store
https://www.etsy.com/au/shop/generalgoods?ref=unav_listing-r they also made this post
http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/vomup/crazy_picture_i_got_driving_through_fort_collins/ talking about driving through Fort Collins in Colorado. I don't live in the US so I don't know, but is Salt Lake City a far drive to Fort Collins? Is it strange to go that far? Then again this could be some random that posted her picture. But it seemed to imply it was her.
No. 42611
>>42609You see two black shoes pointing up in the bottom right corner of the photo
It's a doll lying behind her.
No. 42612
File: 1421948792646.jpg (33.23 KB, 612x612, 38jfRH3.jpg)
>>42610Except there's the video of her on webcam holding up a sign with her tumblr name on it (nihileigh) and saying she's real, etc. That's the only thing keeping me on the fence about all this.
No. 42626
>>42615Sorry, she does say "My tumblr account is real". Noticed that she posted the video on her tumblr December 17th 2011. Were people suspect of her back then? Were her and Peter even together? It doesn't say when Peter reblogged it but it
does say that he added the caption "Proof video & my silly accent" when he did reblog it…fucking weird.
No. 42629
File: 1421950556308.jpg (1.29 MB, 1920x1920, comparison.jpg)
I tried to replicate the picture of her neck with my own for comparison. Left is without filter and right is with filter kinda similar to the one she uses. Maybe my skin is just weird and patchy looking but hers next to mine looks weirdly smooth.
No. 42630
>>42626>he added the caption "Proof video & my silly accent" So he is pretending to be his gf again.
Here is a theory:
He was exposed for that fake Asian gf thing in 2011. I bet like not even a month later he started making a new one, this time more believable.
He didn't make her jump in relationship with him right then, but first made a backstory, like she had a life before him. Also sockpuppet facebook accounts of her supposed relatives and facebook friends etc.
Then he posted some selfies he stole from another woman but then he discovered real dolls so he made himself a wife, that explains the selfie transition.
If he started it all in 2011, he had whole 3 years to "develop" her.
No. 42632
>>41868Is there anyone who thinks that's not a doll in this GIF?
LOL.
No. 42633
File: 1421950695040.png (1.03 MB, 1080x720, justinboober.png)
I had to
No. 42635
>>42622UMMM WHY DID SHE COVER HER MOUTH THE WHOLE TIME?
I CALL FISHY BULLSHIT ON THAT VIDEO
No. 42636
File: 1421950866681.png (488.39 KB, 583x601, ss (2015-01-22 at 06.17.48).pn…)
Maybe I'm reading too much into this, but if she was Scottish, why would she spell it "colors", rather than "colours"?
No. 42645
>>42636Ehh where I'm from it's colours but I frequently alternate to colors. Especially since 'color' is more commonly used online and in coding.
Not defending the doll, just that's extra nitpick. Nd I love me some juicy dramus.
No. 42647
>>42645Oh, yeah, I get that, I always wonder why CSS coding I do is fucked up 'til I realised I've stuck a u in there. It just seemed weird to me.
http://nihileigh.tumblr.com/post/14752481645/Also woah different face expression.
No. 42648
http://i.imgur.com/EaGSCaq.jpgwhere are her ginormous tits in this pic?
She's so boring if she's real… like, no changes in make up, her hair doesnt grow, she doesn't dye it other colors, her nails don't grow and no nail polish ever…
The only shicking thing for me is that she has an excelent fashion taste. He's gotta have a friend or someone guiding on 'her' clothes choise.
No. 42653
>>41868I keep coming back to this gif. In the split second before her eyes turn away, they change color or some bullshit. And instead of regularly breathing, her breasts just… expand or something.
I don't know. Can we have a breakdown of this gif? It's been bugging the hell out of me. I know it's a doll, but I want to know how in the hell he used stopmotion to do this crappy gif.
No. 42654
File: 1421951979419.png (478.54 KB, 634x474, peter.png)
>>42636Hahahaha I read that post in a robot's voice. "Not an android". Sure.
>>42640I dunno, I'm pretty sure she knows it's mainly going to be Americans viewing that video. I call my own accent "funny" sometimes but that's just me. Not that I'd put it past Peter, especially if it looks like he added the caption when he reblogged it.
No. 42657
File: 1421952195117.jpg (256.04 KB, 500x375, creepy shit.jpg)
>>42653I already had a look at the frame before, it looks weird, can't really tell what's going on but I assumed it was motion blur? Kinda looks like a cat's eyes when they reflect in the dark. Also if I was her I wouldn't upload a gif like that; it's super freaky.
No. 42661
>>42660>The pregnancy photos are really weird but I think it could be down to her not actually knowing how far she really was into her pregnancy and just posting how ever many weeks she thinks she is without regular visits to a GPThat's fucking stupid. There are online calculators and everything to know how many weeks you are. Not that I think
anyone wouldn't have regular doctor visits if they value the well-being of their fetus.
No. 42663
File: 1421953266552.jpg (103.56 KB, 480x686, petercoffindouche.jpg)
Come on guys, what kind of real woman, especially if she has her looks, would marry Peter Coffin?
How do their dates look like? Hell, how does their relationship look like?
No. 42669
>>42663Exactly.
There's
nothing remotely appealing about him.
He's ugly.
He's poor.
He's old looking.
His job is being a failed "comedian" on youtube.
He's an internet laughing stock.
He has no idea what women are like.
He's probably a virgin.
I doubt she has low self-esteem. A girl who looks like that has no shortage of male attention. On one of the forums her pictures were posted on she was called a Goddess.
No. 42671
>>42669I'm sure there are 10/10s out there with low self-esteem, and even though I was talking about looks, you can also be insecure about your personality.
She's gorgeous but the way she always covers her mouth ('braces' or whatever, supposedly), censors weird places and uses weird low-quality cameras with filters could mean she has really low self-esteem or feels like she has to uphold some kind of weird public image or something.
Probably more likely she's a sex doll though.
No. 42674
>>42669He's not funny even with a script and he got no charisma.
He doesn't even have an average nice body but sort of skinny fat thing.
And that fucking baby looks fake half the time, I don't know if it's because his face has no change in color (I'm not too versed in this but babies tend to have patches of different colors because of the crying, picking their face, whatever) and his fist are always closed.
Hell the pic with him nursing a baby that seem real might be his nephew or a friend's baby who knows. If he's crazy enough to blog and pretend he got a wife and baby and they're both fake, he can totally make a dozen people on facebook and act as if they were real. He seems downright crazy.
No. 42679
>>42446some kids are born with blue eyes
my sister was born with blue then a while after they went to green
No. 42687
>>42671In the case she's a real woman, which I honestly find kind of hard to believe, she has a really warped perception of herself.
From what I've seen, a lot of girls like her seem to have low self-esteem but they get validation from exploiting a feature in their bodies they consider to be attractive. This could be the case with Ashleigh and her tits.
One could explain the random heart placement with her not feeling good about that part of her body, thus the need of covering it arises. It is weird, however, that she'd cover the same area over and over again, or places like her feet soles or armpit.
I also find it kind of disturbing that she doesn't really have any personality to herself and is almost completely devoted to him, with her having enormous tits and liking to play games and being "nerdy xD" her only qualities. People back in 2012 were already suspecting she's a fucking doll, so honestly to see him not doing a fucking video of them having some family time together, which is very fucking easy, only reinforces people's theories about her not being real.
He probably thinks this is going to give him more popularity but he just looks like a sperglord.
No. 42691
>>42446It's not that rare, actually… It would be much weirder if they were both blue eyed and had a brown eyed kid, but since blue eyes are a recessive trait then it's possible.
But yeah, I don't think that's a real woman.
No. 42692
File: 1421955751998.jpg (47.44 KB, 640x267, image.jpg)
I messaged peters brother and he says everything is legit.
No. 42695
>>42692Peter's brother or a sockpuppet?
Not to mention he says "in short I will say…" implying there's probably a story behind it. Like, his wife is not who she is shown to be online, or is a doll. Or something.
And if Tyler has seen the same videos and pictures we have seen, that doesn't mean much. If he has seen more that somehow prove the baby IS real, then the videos exist, so why can't Peter or Ashleigh link us to at least one to stop the debate?
No. 42696
>>42687Yeah, that's essentially what I was trying to get at.
I think there's more chance of her being a doll or something too. Like another anon said earlier in the thread, you'd think after the whole xiaxue thing where he was publicly humiliated for his fake girlfriend, if Ashleigh was real, he'd want to show everyone who laughed at him that he has a hot girlfriend who isn't imaginary this time. He's full of shit.
No. 42706
File: 1421958075831.jpg (96.15 KB, 450x305, petercoffin.jpg)
I was really proud of making this. 100 hours in photoshop. ASHLAAAAAY!!
No. 42713
>>42692Forever holding out hope that 'married and have a son' may mean he married the sex doll.
Did anyone ever look into the birth certificate to see if the doctor was a real guy?
>>42463>baby weighs 3lbs 4 oz>hurrdurr, okay.Anything under 5lbs is pretty premature. 3lbs the kid would be in a damn incubator until he was of proper weight/height.
No. 42722
>>42713Yeah, I was born 3 months premature and I was about 3 lbs something ounces. The doctors said if I'd been born even a couple years earlier I wouldn't have lived (since the medical technology wasn't as good), to put that into perspective. That also meant an incubator. I'm lucky to be able to walk (cerebral palsy in my knees) and my stomach did not fully develop until later than usual…. meaning that I was a huge hassle once I was out of the incubator, I would vomit and cry if my parents set me down for too long. Shit like that isn't uncommon for pre-me babies.
tl;dr 3lbs isn't a healthy baby weight, even for a 'petite' baby.
No. 42725
>>42724Or lie to have people stop questioning you/your family about it.
I've been trying to look for medical records of Harrison's birth, but no go. Everything from before 1914 is locked up solid.
No. 42727
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>>42485>OMG HE CLAIMS THIS PIC IS ASHLEIGH TOONo, he didn't. This was on one of the many Peter threads on /cow/. The guy who posted this said some chick in the gym just stood in front of him and started exercising in front of him despite there being plenty of room in the gym. Nice try though.
No. 42730
File: 1421961929208.jpg (29.04 KB, 584x199, lj.JPG)
I just don't get Coffin's logic.
No. 42738
File: 1421963438931.png (41.36 KB, 612x399, ashleigh.png)
No. 42751
File: 1421965177263.jpg (173.45 KB, 640x512, hand2.jpg)
She's real, you can see the blue veins in her hand. She still looks really odd or shooped
No. 42752
File: 1421965223613.jpg (171.65 KB, 389x848, hand.jpg)
I just made that part of the image darker to be able to see more detail
No. 42754
File: 1421965279674.jpg (157.71 KB, 500x376, cereal.jpg)
not as plastic looking without all the brightness
No. 42755
File: 1421965414190.jpg (39.1 KB, 700x276, gifyo.jpg)
She has a gifyo with 166 gifs. That explains why her gifs are missing frames. It's easy to take out frames and end up with an odd number.
No. 42762
File: 1421965733678.png (552.35 KB, 1274x722, 1421943998756.png)
YOU DUN GOOFED, PETER!!
No. 42768
>>42692why has his brother never met harrison wtf?
and why does he not want to 'get involved in this'?
No. 42780
>>42779I must admit he's doing just poor enough of a job to make people's autism flair up and go full circle into believing it.
Does the man have no NORMAL family videos he can post? If this happened to me I'd just post a video from a daytrip or something of me and the missus. I have many innocuous little videos that wouldn't be too much risk to my private life.
Why isn't there a clear picture of her outside the house? Why would he take pics of the back of her whilst shopping that look only somewhat like her?
How can anyone anywhere believe this man and not be functionally retarded.
No. 42782
>>42780fucking this
he can dispell all the rumors and shit just by posting a video where he and his wife move, talk, maybe dance or something.
If she has body dysmorphic disorder or something, she can edit her face and tits in adobe after effects, like kooter.
but i know coffin is mentally deranged and full of shit, so he probably stole someone's selfies and after that orderes a real doll that looks like that person.
No. 42783
File: 1421971928516.jpg (58.87 KB, 640x480, image.jpg)
Why does her hand look huge in the Popsicle pic?
No. 42786
>>42782Like people keep pointing out he's had THREE YEARS to invent this person after he was so roundly exposed for his fake distance girlfriend.
He could have stolen images and gifs on an old tumblr then ordered a doll that looks as much like those pictures as possible to complete the delusion. We have three viable options.
1. (most likely) he is a pathetic little turd trying to impress an internet that embarrassed and exposed him for being a fake with a litany of fakes he has constructed but does not actually believe himself.
2. He has a real-doll who he has constructed a legitimate delusion around. He REALLY BELIEVES he has a wife and son after his world collapsed and his internet career tanked. In this case he is a dangerous and ill individual and might be a risk to people around him.
3. His wife and son are real but they just lives one of the most fucked up lives imaginable and she is a mentally deranged and possible abused freakshow incapable of looking or acting like a human being or being independent of her washed up husband. They live a strange half-life where normal everyday things or standing around the house are massive video worthy events.
Honestly the prospect of her being REAL scares me most. Peter is not a functional person and if she has the issues he says she does he is not equipped to look after her and both of them are not equipped to look after a baby in the slightest.
Whatever is true i remain unable to look away slack-jawed. Aghast at this weird pantomime train-wreck of person.
No. 42789
File: 1421972629702.jpg (195.42 KB, 1224x1224, image.jpg)
Ok, maybe I'm fucking losing it, but does anyone else see an unnatural line on her wrists? I can't unsee it. It shows even when the Han is bent towards the palm, where a crease wouldn't show.
No. 42795
>>42446It's possible. My mom has brown eyes, dad had hazel (brown/green kind), and my brother has light blue eyes. No one else does for a few generations.
Also, a lot of blue-eyed babies can have their eye color change.
No. 42803
I googled the Dr on the birth certificate:
http://medicine.utah.edu/obgyn/general-obstetrics-gynecology/residency/current-residents/nance.phpDoctor does exist, but I'm not surprised, of course he'd know people would google the shit out of that certificate.
The font IS wrong though, just checked my bc and it's not the same font. I doubt it varies from state to state since it's federal.
No. 42804
File: 1421975421332.jpg (18.14 KB, 232x271, jkj.JPG)
Anyone else thinks his profile picture is kind of disturbing?
He is supposed to be a comedian, why is his face (facial expression) like?
He uses that picture everywhere.
No. 42807
>>42798That's what makes this so fucking good. Any outcome is a fascinating train-wreck milkable for more drama. Every possibility seems too bizarre and disturbing to be true. I couldn't have made this saga up if i tried, but i can't look away.
>>42804First thing i thought when i saw it when he started antagonizing GG people. Thought it must be some kind of psychopath. Turns out i was right. The thing that is disturbing you is
1. It looks like a mugshot.
2. His face looks like he wants to kill someone with a hammer and a screwdriver on an icy Ukrainian road.
No. 42810
>>42803OK, so it DOES vary from state to state, I'm from CA, so maybe that's why the fonts aren't the same.
Anyone from Utah with a toddler than can check his/her birth certificate?
No. 42818
>>42676dude, that's one of the most obvious signs of low self esteem, chicks who feel they need to make up for what they perceive to be an ugly personality or appearance with their sexuality
so that even if they don't find them selves attractive, they think that by making themselves appear available by dressing provocatively, it'll make guys interested, or at least willing
granted, this won't work for girls who are 4/10 and below, but I've seen guys chase after a girl who they would fuck but probably not admit it to their friends, to then openly wooing them just because she starts sporting some cleavage
No. 42828
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>>42816yeah, it's weird how this topic really got everyone interested more than any other
No. 42834
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>>42833ya, she's probably a camwhore
the whole brother reply thing is bugging me tho
why would his brother lie, unless it's a sockpuppet=?
No. 42835
File: 1421979351028.jpg (92.58 KB, 450x402, 35.jpg)
35 week pregnancy looks like this. I've been going on pregnancy forums for years and have never seen a bump that looks like her supposed 35 week picture. When you're pregnant the bump rounds out your whole abdomen area once it gets big enough. But hers looks like a tumor growing only in her lower abdomen while the upper half is completely flat. It looks like a liquify from someone who doesn't know shit about women or pregnancy anatomy.
No. 42837
>>42836gamer gate
smelly pete is anti gamer gate
No. 42843
>>42839I don't know why this made me laugh so hard. I wonder how long it took him to borrow that baby and what excuse he used.
I don't care for the baby though, I WANT TO SEE YOUR WIFE WALKING. Like seriously, that's all I want.
No. 42847
>>42845the baby is of the least of concern. that thing is ugly and could therefore look like any ugly person at this point, such as peter,
but the baby doesn't have any of his features (see jew nose) so its just ugly next to fugly. who could tell the difference?
No. 42848
>>42847Awww come on anon, that's a bit harsh. The baby isn't his, well, I highly doubt it's his anyway (It doesn't look like him or her! Blonde blue eyed baby and he's a fucking jew and she's a brunette with brown eyes, COME ON).
But you're right, it's all about the wife at this point. I also want to see the c-section scar as those take quite a bit of time to fade.
No. 42854
BTW someone correct me if I'm wrong but in this tweet:
https://twitter.com/nihileigh/status/548589466474909696She implies she hits the gym. Last I heard you shouldn't. My friend got a c-section due to complications during labor and they told her afterwards that she couldn't "hit the gym" because of the invasive surgery. It takes a long time to heal apparently. Sure she could walk all she wanted, but she wasn't allowed to run or lift weights.
Where my nurse-anons at?
No. 42855
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Crutches appear in two of the pics. Probably used to prop the doll up.
No. 42857
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He takes the dolls to public toilets for photoshoots
No. 42859
>>42857I'm pretty sure there should be straps over the kids shoulders, to you know keep them in if you slip or something and who the fuck takes their kid out in just a t-shirt when judging by her clothes its cold as hell?!
Also the head moved but the arm on the right (our right) didn't move at all.. Not even the fingers, bull shit
No. 42861
OMG you guys the baby is real (not his obviously) and his "wife" was holding it by the crotch.
>>42453It could have fallen! She's standing up in these pictures holding a baby by the crotch, THEY COULD HAVE REALLY HURT IT. That's how I know it's not his baby. I see no maternal love from this woman/doll. There is no caressing or cuddling or at the very fucking least hold him correctly.
jfc
No. 42864
File: 1421983888634.jpg (83.36 KB, 1311x569, NOWAY.jpg)
>>42862depends where it is. maybe it's not a public place? maybe he rented a place to film something?
idk, but all I DO know is…
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No. 42867
>>42848kek, sorry, not sorry.
i think newborns are fugly as hell and babies can have the potential to be cute, but that thing looks like fucking stewie.
No. 42868
>>42857She'd rather play with her hair than hold/caress her baby? He's just an accessory for her, what she really wants you to see is ME ME ME ME, FUCK DIS NIGGER BABY LOOK AT ME.
Also, second picture looks like he's looking at someone, like they were trying to get his attention to look at the real camera (this is no selfie). Her pose is exactly the same save for her grabbing more of her hair and the baby looking at something else in the second picture.
Peter took this, left the doll propped, stepped back, and snapped a second photo. Look at her legs!
No. 42872
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>>42857idk about real or not ( I am leaning towards the former though), but I think the reason she covers her mouth is because of her teeth
correct me if i'm wrong, but is that a tooth sticking out a bit despite her mouth being seemingly closed?
No. 42873
>>42868>Also, second picture looks like he's looking at someone, like they were trying to get his attention to look at the real camera (this is no selfie). Her pose is exactly the same save for her grabbing more of her hair and the baby looking at something else in the second picture.That's really unconvincing IMO, babies are always looking around at things at that age. The whole pic is really weird though.
Though if she's a doll, how does she stay balanced and not fall over? The baby's weight along with her huge tits would make her very front-heavy and I would expect her to fall over.
No. 42877
>>42857why why why does she always have the same dead stare with an awkward stance to accompany it?
why not make a silly face with your child? the only thing alive in this pic is the kid!!!!!
No. 42883
>>42872Definitely looks like a tooth to me too. Then again, if my teeth looked like hers, I'd be self conscious of them too.
That said, I've noticed on the rare occasion I take selfies, if I'm using the main camera on my phone my mouth is always covered by the phone.
No. 42886
>>42885if Brittany spears can survive walking into gas station bathrooms barefoot, so can this bitch with a shit coat and parenting skills to match.
i believe in you real doll.
No. 42887
>>42861Idk about you, but it's the other way around for me. I'm SUPER careful when I hold other people's babies, while they seem to be a bit more relaxed and will toss them in the air etc., while I stick to tickling them and stuff to play with them instead.
>>42881Having worked with the general public, it's not that uncommon to see this sort of thing.
No. 42892
>>42889She looked more normal, more human with braces. As it stands, she's TOO perfect (depending on your subjective view of perfect).
Actually, at first I thought she was incredibly beautiful, now she's just an average girl who's prettied herself up IMO since I've become habituated to her
No. 42911
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>>42453Did they buy this lil nigga from the same people who made the twilight baby, cause fuck me if thats a real kid.(don't get me wrong no kid is ugly but fuuuuuuuuck)
No. 42919
>>42857So we've got this bitch in a public bathroom in the same fucking pose- exact same fucking pose, hands and everything- and people are still claiming, "oh no, she's a real person, guize." Ohkay.
However, I will say, that it is a mirror/selfie/flipped image, the Apple sign/camera on the phone is flipped, whereas if Coffin was taking the pic it would have shown it camera on the left/Apple bite on the left.
Also-
if she is a real woman, can we send her some fucking parenting courses, first shaking the kid, now letting him freeze and not harnessing him in correctly. Worst parenting award, right here.
No. 42929
Found this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sjTfbZ0la1sShe's probably in most or even all of the other Bayonetta playthroughs too, I haven't checked yet. (It might be worth noting she
had her own YouTube channel for gaming, but was deleted at some point:
http://socialblade.com/youtube/user/nihileigh/videos) She sounds exactly the same as the girl in the 'proof' video (see here:
http://petercoff.in/post/14362075393/nihileigh-proof-video-my-silly-accent). He sounds like such a fucking creep though.
At this point I am begrudgingly left to believe the girl, his wife, Ashleigh, is real.
Although I refuse to believe this is a normal marriage/relationship. Seriously, what are the chances a girl like her (slim, pretty, huge amazing boobs, 'geeky') would leave Scotland to go after a guy like Peter (unattractive, unfit, unsuccessful
heinously unfunny, misogynistic, racist,
known on the internet for creating a fake girlfriend and going to freakish lengths to make her seem real. Need I go on)? This guy is a total loser. There's still stuff that seems weird about this whole thing even putting aside all the doll stuff. Something's up.
No. 42932
>>42929I think she's real too, and I also think that what we consider to be abnormal behavior doesn't resonate with her in the slightest due to any number of reasons. Maybe he paid for the boob job.
She likely not behind the blogs though. The images are def hers and she takes them herself, as fucking awkward as they are, but he uploads them on blogs pretending to be her for whatever reason. My theory is based on the fact that most girls don't speak that way about themselves unless they're trying to attract attention from shitty dudes (one of my acquaintances in hs would CONSTANTLY talk about what a nice ass she has ONLY in the presence of other guys. They would always look at each other like 'did she really just say that?'
His wife may be that way too, who the fuck knows, but I doubt it. Anyway, it doesn't explain why she hides all the time, especially when pictures are available, may as well make a video of them together.
No. 42937
>>42932I do believe she herself is uploading her pictures to her tumblr though and that she does like the attention from random, shitty guys. Who else would she take all those never-ending cleavage photos/gifs for? Peter? I doubt it. They're practically all the same in every one, always the same poses, the only thing that changes are the shirts and sometimes she's standing in the photos. If she was going to take 'sexy' pictures for him, I'd assume they'd be nudes. Her pictures and gifs just seem like typical tumblr whoring.
I agree, if I were him I would have made a solid proof video of all of them together long ago. You'd think he'd be dying to prove she's real. Especially after the Kimi incident. Just one video of them moving, talking, doing life stuff, whatever. No hiding, no masks. Just fucking normal clear as day proof to debunk this whole thing and somewhat clear his name as a dollfucker.
No. 42950
>>42949I did, and I doubt I'm alone in that.
I could believe he could rummage up the money for a sex doll (especially since he's already shown that he would quit his job to do youtube videos without any level of fame to carry him) but what could he possibly offer a real woman looking for a mutually beneficial marriage? Unless he got a real job and some regular income, videos with sub 1,000 hits ain't paying the bills.
More likely she is just some girl with low self-esteem thinking she can't really do better. Maybe they are both into some niche fetish. I'm sure he paid for the boobs or something as another anon said. To be honest, he seems like exactly the type of guy a "totally nerdy gamur gurl" would be dating to up her nerd cred – a fucking loser gamer.
Even more likely is she's a friend who is willing to go through this whole charade (probably due to some exchange of money/boobs/internet popularity) to bring attention to he and his videos after 3 years of failing.
Because, frankly, even if she were a mail order bride, he could still prove she was a real person. We wouldn't even have to know that much about her.
I don't think she's a doll though I won't rule out the idea that there is/was a doll involved at some point, but I honestly doubt he's all that hungry to prove she's a real person. He has probably gotten more attention in the last week than he has in years and I highly doubt that wasn't intentional.
No. 42952
>>42929Idgi. How do they sound the same?
Where's her accent in the bayonetta vid?
No. 42953
>>42950
>He has probably gotten more attention in the last week than he has in years and I highly doubt that wasn't intentional.On Twitter he also seems to be blaming GamerGate for attacking him even though he clearly knows people are coming from cow and baphomet.
He's probably trying to jump on the SJW victim bandwagon but doesn't realise that men aren't allowed on board.
No. 42956
>>42953Who''d want to intentionally be called out on a sham marriage to a doll/mail order bride financial arrangement thing when he's already had the humiliation of faking a relationship?
Idk. I think he's just a pervert and he creates these "relationships" really badly thinking he won't get found out for being a pervert.
So maybe it's not a doll but there's something really fucking wrong with the relationship if it's a real woman/baby.
No. 43006
File: 1422042028697.jpg (44.58 KB, 640x480, 1421808708094.jpg)
No. 43008
>>41777I read through Asleigh's tumlbr today.
She has agoraphobia, a body dismorphic disorder and another condition she won't mention by name.
Peter chose to import a very broken girl (she was just 19 when he imported her) from Scotland.
No. 43009
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No. 43011
File: 1422042391193.png (1.84 MB, 1024x1024, 1421808749149.png)
there is something so wrong with these pictures
No. 43013
>>43012Compare both hands that are supposed to be Peter's. My left and right hand look nearly identical (mirrored of course)
His hands look very different, one fat hand, one more muscular hand
No. 43015
>>43014Peter is sitting on his knees but Ashleigh is not?
This picture is so confusing.
No. 43023
File: 1422047191136.jpg (53.05 KB, 346x342, tumblr_m8x3dnfpcy1r5ygdco1_128…)
>>43008>another condition she won't mention by nameJudging by the redness on her (whoever it is/wife/doll/stunt double) I'd guess at bulimia.
No. 43030
>>43029OC also has agroaphobia -_-
She could be one of those self diagnosed tumblrinas
No. 43034
File: 1422047966369.png (2.43 MB, 1024x1024, mysteries.png)
>>43025I get what you mean though. I can see where they
are both sitting, but it's weird as fuck. What's the fucking thing on top of/near her legs?
No. 43035
>>43033It's not as simple as that. It begins with panic attacks when you're outdoors and you rush home and then get into the dilemma that you avoid going out and it all spirals downwards.
It's fear of actually leaving your space space.
No. 43042
>>43040Having someone with her would definitely make it more possible. That and some valium.
She could have it and that's why she hasn't been to take the baby to see her mum yet, or maybe she doesn't get on with her family if she wanted to fuck off to America to be with a weirdo pervert.
No. 43050
File: 1422050072356.png (35.93 KB, 607x283, garher.png)
>>43046I hope Peter is a good fathera and won't use his kid to promote himself or social justice. Ashleigh seems so detached, the baby must feel the lack of motherly love.
No. 43072
>>43009Wtf those fingers and nails. It's not just me who thinks that they look REALLYYY plastic right?
So short and stubby and weirdly shaped. And the fingertips have such a weird shape too.
No. 43074
>>43009No hair part, pitch black eyes, no visible eyelid, eyeliner all around the eyes, weird and super thin eyebrows, the dead expression.
It this isn't a fucking doll then I don't know what it is, but that thing in this pic is definitely not human.
No. 43081
>>41800Search youtube for "how to make your boobs look bigger"
She's doing that. In the titty shaking pic you can tell she is wearing 2 bras and probably some socks in there.
No. 43082
>>43009Those nails are a dead give away that she's a fucking doll. They never change length, there's never any polish and they're the
exact same shape and length of nails those fucking sex dolls have. You have to be stupid to believe that this is a real human being. There's so many obvious signs JFC.
No. 43120
>>43087Peter tweeted about being glad the baby is alive. I think there were complications and the baby has probably spent months in the hospital (this would explain the lack of baby pictures)
Her mental (body) disorders could explain why there are no wedding pictures.
No. 43130
>>42872c'mon, that's not a teeth. If you look at the hood, there's some white dots, it could be one of those dots that it's placed just right at her mouth. Don't know if it's dust or the mirror is filthy of stuff but it's not a teeth.
Also, in both pics the baby is in the same pose, just his head changes. For a baby that age you should expect some change in facial expression and movement in his fingers/hands.
No. 43136
>>43114He has less than 200k subscribers.
For a YouTuber who wants to be famous, he's pretty fucking small.
No. 43137
>>43130The baby is photographed at a different angle in each picture.
Mounting a baby to a standing real doll would be very risky.
No. 43138
File: 1422081808496.jpg (441.17 KB, 1426x636, 123.jpg)
>>43081Just like OC
>>42757Have you seen his man hands?
>>42767I looked and couldn't find any dolls where the veins were colored blue and the fingertips were red like on a human.
>>43082They don't change in length because she said she bites her nails. That's why her fingertips are "weirdly shaped" too.
No. 43140
File: 1422081943653.jpg (572.06 KB, 861x919, 1239001982.jpg)
>>42864Clearer comparison of weight loss
No. 43143
>>43142Stop speculating untill you know what it is.
Don't contact Ashleigh, she has many mental problems.
No. 43145
>>43143Who are you and why do you act like you know Ashleigh personally?
The purpose of this whole thread is to talk about and speculate on this weird situation. Get out if you don't like it.
No. 43146
>>43143Are you this
>>42455 anon?
No. 43148
>>43143Hi Peter! I was wondering if you'd find this place or not.
Welcome to our kawaii domain :)
No. 43150
File: 1422085157818.jpg (308.65 KB, 562x780, toilet baby.jpg)
my fucking sides
No. 43160
>>41972LOOK AT HER HAND
Put your hand up against your shoulder like she's holding it and look at your own damn hand in a mirror
that's a mannequin hand
No. 43163
>>43162Yeah, if I
had to only take pictures of myself in a room like that, I'd be positioning myself to cover all the embarrassing crap in the background.
No. 43167
>>43138I'm definitely convinced she stuffs her bra to the brim. It's funny because in the Bayonetta playthrough video she makes a comment about a statue in the game having "big titties" and then Peter says "no,
you have big titties" and she kind of laughs awkwardly and then it's silent for a bit. It's kind of like they both know she doesn't really have huge tits and that she's just shoving socks in there, but Peter wants everyone to think she does and that he landed a juicy-jugged wife.
No. 43172
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>>42462All the responses are in all caps. Nobody types in all caps on Tumblr, you'd probably trigger someone and get tons of whining cringing hatemail about it.
No. 43173
>>43170I agree, her body looks really strange to me. I thought I had a flat ass but when I saw this picture
>>41793 I regained hope.
No. 43178
File: 1422088914824.jpg (110.27 KB, 401x296, 14220878681s237.jpg)
>>43172The guy one looks like the adult version of his baby.
No. 43187
>>43181FUCKING HELL
Also when i see the kid I can only think of this movie.
No. 43213
>>41777Peter has a Green Screen
and a blue door (picture in maid costume probably not taken in a goodwill but in his love shack):
https://vine.co/v/hTQeO0nvLUE No. 43215
File: 1422098310167.png (170.14 KB, 596x487, sjw.png)
>>43206Peter is obviously fishing for SJW air support
No. 43222
File: 1422103806097.jpg (22.6 KB, 500x375, punished.jpg)
It looks like she shows emotion in this picture
No. 43224
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None of these are doubles.
No. 43225
>>42576oh wow, that bottom titpic doesn't look like a selife, in contrast to the upper one.
The arms are both lowered. so are we to assume that the camera just floated in the air?
the pics we see of her holding the phone are most likely photos made with that exact phone with a self-timer, so that peter has enough time to get out of the frame.
the angle the phone is held matches up exactly with the frame of the picture.
therefore he is using a real mirror too.
No. 43229
>>42629your skin not patchy looking at all in my opinion.
the most offputting thing with her pic is the lack of neck/collar bone. wouldn't that be visible in a real person that skinny (with fake boobs obviously at that size)? i am slightly overweight and neck bones or neck muscles are visible from any angle.
No. 43235
File: 1422109486671.jpg (134.65 KB, 529x526, bulbasnozz.jpg)
Fuck me, that honker. I don't think it gets more bulbous than that.
No. 43239
>>43237wow
Left pic is possibly green screen.
No. 43254
File: 1422116445972.png (42.42 KB, 599x310, begging.png)
>>43243Peter uses all the attention to beg for Patreon donations on twitter
No. 43255
>>42364Just the door hinges.
What's really impressive is her upper body pose. It is exactly the same in the two pictures, something impossible for a human to reproduce kneeling AND standing.
No. 43260
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>>43243obviously there is a real woman involved because …
1)we've heard her voice from the "proof" clip and the gameplay video
and
2) the pics/gifs of her face, with braces, saggy and smaller boobs, bigger figure etc.
tbh to me it looks like he is shoving his nerdy fandom down her throat and grooming her to become his reallife waifu. she sounds and looks REALLY young (younger than 19 imo).
considering the hints to her having mental issues, like agora phobia or body dismorphic disorder, i could imagine they use the doll to impersonate her.
and it's blatantly obvious that the content put online (like her tumblr) is coming from peter.
what we know for sure is, that there is something weird going on, and i'm worried for the baby.
No. 43268
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>>43260in a scenario like that i could actually imagine a doll not being involved
if she
- got a boob job/stuffs/pushes up
- gets her pics shooped by peter
- tries to jump on the doll-look bandwagon
- and lost weight (like it's mentioned on the tumblr) and actually looks that skinny now
her figure seems really off though. wouldn't she have flabbier skin/cellulite if she lost weight, especially being 19-22, as opposed to as a kid/teenager. assuming all of the above is true, she must've been a kid during her weightloss, no?
No. 43276
>>43138Those nails look like they're a French manicure. I don't think a nail biter would have that put on their nails and still bite them. Bitten nails usually look nasty as hell and short, not the length that she has.
I'm still calling doll on this. I do manicures in school and none of our guests that bite their nails look as nice, well taken care of and long as Ashley's.
No. 43282
>>43276I know nail biters who get acrylics so they DON'T Bite their nails. I've also known who'd use glue on nails. (They'd usually fall off pretty quickly.)
She's not a doll guys. She's just an insecure girl being controlled by Peter.
No. 43283
The problem is that we don't know if there's a
real girl anymore. She could have left, her family could have gotten her out of a bad unhappy situation, there may or not be a baby involved. I know he was holding a baby up on Vine, but seeing his track record and how the baby doesn't look like ANY of them, I think it's safe to assume that he borrowed that kid.
There is a doll involved for sure, especially noticeable here:
>>42364There's always more questions than answers, like if there is a real girl behind all of this, WHY on earth would she let Peter spend 7k on a sex doll? He's a self proclaimed lower middle class
working man, how can they afford all of this with a baby? They met online obviously, but where? how? Is she a mail order bride? Why does she not give a flying fuck for that kid (look at the pictures of her or the doll or whatever, she doesn't EMBRACE the kid, no hugs, no cuddling, nada. He's just an accessory).
Why not a video of her smiling and looking at the camera for 10 seconds with Peter? WTF is up with all those stop motion GIFs? Why isn't there a stop motion GIF of BOTH of them together?
And the video "Puppy likes hair", come on you guys, that's a fucking doll! She giggles at some point and the chest doesn't move.
No. 43284
I was with the doll theory for a while, and I'm still thinking there's a doll involved here somewhere, but I'm starting to think, after seeing the evidence a couple times, that Ashleigh is a severely mentally ill person. I mean she even mentions mental illness in her Tumblr. To what extent I'm not sure, but maybe she's on board with the doll because it makes her feel better about herself when her "followers" fap to her and give her attention. The tumblr is probly still run by peter, but I'm thinking she's severely mentally ill and Peter is taking advantage of it, I just wonder what she's ill with if that's the case. Could also be the reason we never see videos of her, and in that one vine, she was shaking the baby because she's not all there. And if that's the case I fucking hope Peter is a good father, at the least. Peter could be behind everything she does, just uses her as a face and a so seksushi waifu. Treating her like his own doll, if you catch my drift.
Also, the pictures from her "familys" facebooks (this is still suspicious to me because of the dates on the facebooks) might show the reason why she covers her mouth; her teeth. They look like they might protrude from her mouth constantly, so maybe that's why she has braces/ hides them most of the time.
just some thoughts on why she is the way she is. Or maybe she's just a doll, I don't fucking know. But that's what I've been thinking about for a while now.
Honestly I think too much about all of this lol its becoming just plain sad to me now.
No. 43287
>>43284
>>Peter could be behind everything she does, just uses her as a face and a so seksushi waifu.This makes me so sad, I keep picturing a sad autistic girl just laying there while Peter's nasty ass just pounds her away. Ugh.
Her teeth are fine. I've seen her smiling with braces and they seem fairly straight to me.
No. 43290
>>43287Well yeah they're straight, but her lips might not cover them, if you know what I mean? I've seen people with beautiful teeth but they kind of aren't covered by their lips completely, like they're too big for their mouth. Which would be why her lips always look stiff and weird when she isn't covering them.
Just a thought of course, but you're probly right. Like I said I've been thinking about this too much haha
No. 43291
>>43284Everything is so strange. Maybe she's autistic and nobody really considered her for dating and that's why she's ok with being with him and he write her blog, also that would explain why his family doesn't know much about her. Idk
That still wouldn't explain why there's no video of both of them.
Or, on a thread, someone mentionned she could be a normal girl and made a deal with Peter, he makes her come to the US and she acts like his wife and let him use his pics. Maybe the kid is not even his.
Otherwise I don't even see how he's financially supporting himself AND his family and she doesn't seem to work either. If he's really jewish he could have a tight knit community to help him but even so …
No. 43293
>>43288Exactly what I said. That laugh
had to come from the person recording it, the arm movement is was too stiff and the chest doesn't move when she laughed. I really don't get how anyone can think that doll is real.
No. 43294
I wonder why she started hiding her mouth in her recent pics, when she posted them with expressions in the past:
http://nihileigh.tumblr.com/post/14752481645/lol-no-its-just-that-you-have-the-same-exacthttp://nihileigh.tumblr.com/post/15100094594/why-are-your-pictures-so-fapableI'm starting to think that Peter and her used to date. Something bad happened, she ditched and you took over her account with a doll.
http://nihileigh.tumblr.com/post/16541514156/petercoffin-i-visited-nihileigh-inBecause she becomes less and less human the farther into their relationship.
No. 43313
>>43298It's always something with that guy. Shot from the waist down, huh? Why? Because he couldn't find a female friend to stand in who had a super skinny waist and huge boobs like his doll?
Just as ridiculous as saying, "Here's my wife with the baby" and it's someone who looks nothing like his realdoll wearing a darth maul mask. I can't believe he thinks people fall for this shit.
No. 43317
Okay. After viewing all her Likes on tumblr, I think that she is either a very weak woman who fell for Peter, or he was controlling her account.
She made her first blog post Oct 26, 2011. She liked a few things, but then started to like Peter's stuff around early November, 2011. Granted she was the only one liking Peter's stuff.
By November 30, 2011, Peter declares "Ashleigh is my heaven". She continues being the only one liking his shit.
By January 1, 2012, Peter declares that Ashleigh is his soulmate and how he's lucky. Of course he is being a condescending dick about it. Then links his forum.
January 26, 2012, he visits her.
March 21, 2012, they are engaged. Got married May 24, 2012 in Las Vegas. They had a small wedding and Wendy's for dinner. romantic right?
She admits to being 4 months pregnant on January 9th, 2014. Though she doesn't have a pregnancy belly in any of her pictures. Her baby is born late May, even though she states she should give birth late June.
She does not have any photos of the baby during it's first months.
Throughout her relationship, she brags about how great Peter is and reminds her followers that she is dating him. She often upplays her active sex life with Peter and her body when discussing her pregnancy. She states that her baby only cares about her 32G boobs, and that her body just bounced back because her pregnancy belly was so small.
Her humor is like Peter's, just as his old fake girlfriend's was.
For someone who has so many mental disorders, she likes no blogs relating to them. She likes no thinspo posts, but in fact several Fat acceptance/positive people's posts. And for a person who likes Social Justice, why is she married to a person like Peter?
No. 43321
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>>43317Peter married his biggest fan, who now forces him to make cringe-worthy videos and dumb tweets.
>pic related No. 43330
>>43317Soo she can't stop spamming the shit out of her tits but only post like 2 pics of her son and one with super fake blue eyes (I mean, his eyes can be blue but they looks super dark in video, no way they'd look this bright blue)
I'm not saying it's impossible but I rarely saw a new mom not spamming her newborn everywhere. Ok hers is pretty ugly even for babies standards but still.
No. 43340
>>43317I really do think she was real, albeit at one point in time- how obscure that point is, I'm not sure (as ref'd by all the facebook posts her 'mom'(? still questionable if she's real) makes, "Tell Ashley to call me!"- why hasn't Ashleigh been calling her? Why can't her mom call Ashleigh?)- but something may have happened to her. Perhaps, she really did date/have some sort of relationship with Peter. I think things ended up going sour though, I don't know how far- but it might go deep enough that Peter ended up needing to create a fake life for Ashleigh (i.e. tumblr to promote his stuff), and somewhere along the line bought a doll. I'm almost 100% sure that there is a doll at work, not all the time, mind you, but for photos and stopmotion gifs, I think that's where the doll comes in handy.
Videos on the other hand, I think he just asks random friends/records other people. I don't know why they would say yes or if he's asking random people, but there are too many inconsistencies- photoshopping aside.
I have no fucking clue about that baby though. It might be his? Maybe? Fuck- no- nevermind. I just, I really want access to that kid's birth records.
That's just one theory though. I love hearing everyone else's- it's so exciting! Just like a soap opera, ahaha.
No. 43342
>>43340There's a guy on /cow/ that thinks he killed her. He/she? said it would explain why he's shitting bricks now,
DON'T CONTACT ASHLEIGHS FAMILY! and he says it explains why her mom hasn't really heard from her.
Also, apparently Peter is in love with the idea of human taxidermy.
Buuut I think that theory is really left field, lol.
Though, I have to say, if he did kill a girl, I wouldn't be surprised.
No. 43351
>>43350LOOOOL. You guys know they do take this shit seriously right? Someone already showed up to his house but Peter is surprisingly quiet about the whole thing.
You'd think he'd be screaming at the top of his lungs how GG is sending the police, the Navy, the FBI, snipers, and CPS to his house.
No. 43364
>>43351>Someone already showed up to his house Where did Peter
ever say he had the police/or child services at his house? He made a short vine/vid saying he had a private investigator but that is in no means anything like CPS/police.
TBH, I want to know wth the P.I. found out.
>"today a private investigator found out you're a real baby!">okay, what about your wife No. 43366
>>43364I don't think he's said anything at all regarding cops/cps showing up at his front door.
I do know that states don't usually dick around with kids, at the very least he got a wellness check at his house.
Why would the P.I knock on his door and ask if he had a baby? Peter is addicted to /cow/ and knows what people are doing. That's just him going
nanananana your P.I was useless! No one can even verify if the guy who hired the P.I really did do it. I call troll on the P.I (and Peter fell for it).
No. 43417
>>43391That sounds suspicious.
It was true 10+ years ago that phones from most of the world didn't work in the US but those days are long gone. Back then half the Americas used CDMA, Japan used it's own CDMA variant, and the rest of the world used GSM.
But these days iPhones are all quadband and so are even most budget level Androids. Plus I think North America has been slowly switching to GSM anyway?
Maybe she meant that her phone was SIM locked but spending £2 on ebay for an unlock code can solve that.
No. 43426
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>>43390Well maybe its fucking sherk that fucking rekt that real doll pussay.
No. 43464
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>>43455Shhh Shhh Shhh, it's OK.
Now stop being a faggit and hire a P.I for us, I want 20 P.I's riding up this motherfuckers ass.
No. 43478
>>43268As someone who lost weight and has BDD issues I can say that the placement of her heart things is to hide unflattering flabby skin. Also, there's pictures where her boobs look deflated so she probably stuffs to hell and back.
Oh, and the shit quality of her pictures is to obscure her looks. I don't do that, but I have another internet friend who has similar issues to me who purposely uses a shitty webcam to take pictures of herself because she thinks it makes her look better.
No. 43488
>>43330This is what I'm having trouble with. I'm 26 and all my friends have been popping out babies, and their lives become consumed by motherhood. Everything is baby related, pictures of the baby everywhere, all the time, there's no escape.
And yet all this girl does is just post a bunch of selfies and tit-pics? I don't get it.
No. 43493
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>>43491Think so too.
Newest tweet of Peter
No. 43501
>>43500Hold up, sorry, I didn't realize birth certs were only available to the general public
100 years after the date of birth. My bad.
No. 43516
>>43390It says she was already 4 months pregnant
prior to that January date. That gives enough time.
No. 43519
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Guys, it looks like Ashleigh is a real person. I unfortunately can't look at the actual record since you have to buy credits to view them on here, but you're able to define a search and know how many results you got. 1 match for an Ashleigh Burt born in 1992 in Aberdeen, Scotland. We now pretty much have solid proof this girl exists. If only getting Harrison's records were that easy.
No. 43523
>>43488Yupp and she seems like she knows nothing about taking care of a newborn. Correct me if I'm wrong but the only thing she mentioned is how her son only wants her big boobs (and even then, it seemed she wanted more to talk about her boobs than her son).
Most twenty something with no kids usually have a limited idea of what happens when you have a kid (breastfeeding ? Changing diapers ?) but new parents usually have a lot to say like baby is crying because of his teeth, baby is sick because of x etc. She doesn't give off the feeling of having a kid that young when she seems to have a lot of free time.
Maybe they're just babysitting a neighbour kid once in a while to make up for Peter lack of salary.
No. 43526
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Welp
No. 43545
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>>43532I think he's catfished again /s
No. 43549
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>>43545oh fuck off, peter.
we all know for a fact you made kimi kobayashi up and that there is something weird going on this time too, even if it turns out she's not a doll (pic related).
No. 43550
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I refuse to believe that this woman is his wife. There has to be some alternative explanation. She could have married someone attractive or at least with money.
Now I wonder, how did they meet? Especially if she's from Scotland?
No. 43555
>>43545SOMEONE HAHAHAHAHAHA
Yeah that's why you were writing tweets to each other about your sex life.
Why would someone waste their time faking a gf for you over months? You're a fucking nobody?
No. 43556
>>43529She may be real, but I still think there is a doll.
The exact same pose in every selfie, the wig, her way too low baby bump. Something is still fishy.
No. 43564
>>43555>Why would someone waste their time faking a gf for you over months? You're a fucking nobody?To be fair, the entirety of the show "Catfish" is about people catfishing nobodies. Usually it's not for any gain other than personal self-esteem.
But I think it was way more likely that Kimi was Peter. And way more likely that Ashleigh is Peter.
If he put effort into meeting girls irl he wouldn't have to make these people up. He probably wouldn't be swimming in pussy but he could easily get some chubby nerd girl with low self-esteem.
No. 43570
>>43564Oh come on, it's so clear that Kimi was Peter.
He even said he skyped with her. I mean, how stupid does a person have to be to not see that there is a different person in front of the cam.
And I highly doubt that the real Lee Na Young catfished him.
And his tweet says "someone made it look like I faked a girlfriend", which sounds a lot more like "she exists but someone makes it look like she doesn't!!!!!" than "I got catfished."
No. 43574
>>43570>I highly doubt that the real Lee Na Young catfished him.No one said that? Do you understand that catfishing is when people use other people's pics and fake names to trick people into thinking that they are someone else? No one even thought for a minute it was the real Lee Na Young, just someone else using her pics (Peter).
I know Peter catfished himself with Kimi. I was just saying that being a nobody doesn't necessarily mean that no one would catfish him.
No. 43584
>>43579That doesn't mean that something hasn't happened to her- her mother keeps asking for Ashleigh to call her; which is strange. Anyone can go to your cell phone carrier and get international calling if they didn't have it already. With Ashleigh being from overseas, one would think it would have been instinctual to have it- for friends, parents, old doctors, etc.
She may have been married to Peter Coffin- but there is no reason that didn't help her adjust to the US, which makes everything even more suspicious.
No. 43588
>>43575Cho Chang? lol
(Chi Chitose
Emi Erukawa
Hina Hinamoto
Suki Soysauce new fav name)
No. 43603
>>43574You don't have to necessarily use a fake identity to be a catfish I think?
Some people use their real identity, but are pretending to love the person just for the lulz, or to convince them later to send them money and then break up. Isn't that catfishing too?
Peter claimed he skyped and chatted with his girlfriend. He obviously didn't skype with the real Lee Na Young. But if he skyped with his fictional gf like he says, he kinda would have noticed that it's not actually 'Kimi Kobayashi' or Lee na young, right?
So he just left us 2 options. He must be either REALLY fucking blind or stupid to not notice that he is skyping with a different person, or he made everything up.
But I think we can all agree on that he is a liar and she is fictional.
No. 43605
>>43575Yuki Yakisoba
Chu Chopsuey
Sora Sobayashi
No. 43606
>>43603Maybe he's an "all asian girls look the same" kind of guy.
Could have been another asian girl trying to be that korean girl through pics.
Lol he's so stupid he probably thought "oh she probably just looks like this without makeup."
No. 43608
>>43606He was that kind of guy
Sexist, racist. But now he's totally SJW
No. 43617
>>43593That would explain the baby. Peter doesn't make enough money and any savings he had he probably blew to go to Scotland, bringing her to America, and visa costs.
So Ashleigh babysits occasionally for a neighbor for a little extra spending money.
Unless she's autistic or severely narcissistic, then she's not a mother. Aside from Peter controlling her social media (which seems she didn't care for in the first place), there's nothing to this girl. In fact, it's like she only takes pictures with the baby when she's
forced, so Peter can prove the internet wrong again.
There is a doll.
There is a girl, but there's something very wrong with her. It's possible she has brain damage from an accident or something like that. If Ashleigh is real I truly believe she's mentally disabled. (the way she dressed AND looked at the beginning of her tumblr vs how she dresses and looks now is all of Peter's doing, I wouldn't be surprised if he's the one that photoshops her face as well)
And that's worse than buying a doll and pretending it's your wife. Now he's possibly having sex with someone that can't really consent…
No. 43632
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This is Ashleigh, the girl that is not a sex doll and can stand up, sit down, move around, and then get her irises pointed in the exact same direction as they were before, with her eyelids open the exact same amount, and her head at the exact same angle, multiple times in a row.
Peter Coffin is so lucky! Oh how I wish I could suck his massive dick until my jaw unhinges (requiring jaw surgery).
But alas, Asheliegh is out of my league and I can never compete with her.
ASSSHHHLAAAYYY ASSHHLLAAAYY ASSHHHH LAAAAAAYYYYYYYY
No. 43635
>>43628Compare the two results.
The certificate that's 3 dollars has "deputy dpd" under remarks. Peter's certificate is 0 dollar and has no remark, it's a preliminary document.
No. 43640
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Here's one of those realdoll's doing the same weird foot off the ground thing as Ashleigh.
No. 43643
In my state (TX) I needed a marriage license before I tied the knot. It was obligatory to wait 3 days before going through with it.
After said three days, the judge asked for our license, then signed the marriage certificate (along with our two witnesses). So who was the judge? Who were his witnesses?
Obviously, like me, they didn't have an expensive church wedding, so I'm not expecting to see wedding photos of her in a big, white, poofy dress… but surely they took photos of themselves that day?
And her mom wasn't there? How sad is that? I think every mom wants to be part of her daughter's wedding, even if it's small courthouse thing with dinner afterwards.
And no, not dinner at Wendy's Peter you cheap piece of shit. Most girls are not Bridezillas, but have some fucking respect for her and treat her somewhere nice asshole.
No. 43649
>>43647Thanks anon!
Hmmm… She's not fat, she looks average here. It's not a bad thing, but her legs definitely don't look like here:
>>41796 or here:
>>42033I guess he puts the stockings on the doll only.
No. 43659
>>43656Yeah, these are exactly his brand of humor, just boob-related…kind of like how Kimi's humor was exactly the same as Peter's, only Asian-related.
I don't think Ashleigh is real – at least not in the sense that she is this person/doll and married to him. I think he just felt humiliated by how poorly his last girlfriend turned out so he tried to be a little more careful. But he should have known better.
It's already been proven that his son's birth certificate was forged. It's already been proved that he is willing to create multiple profiles and pages for a fake person to lend more credibility to their existence. I don't think it's unlikely that he would forge a marriage certificate and multiple profiles for another person. He's done it before.
>"You will be blocked instantly if you attempt to sexualize the thought of me breastfeeding my baby. It is completely inappropriate and pedophiliac to sexualize situations involving children. My son is not part of your fantasy or fetish, he is an infant."lol ok miss 32G buffet.
No. 43660
>>43656Fucking lol, this sounds exactly like "Kimi" did. Same unfunny brand of humor.
>"my poor vagina hole"No girl or woman has ever said this
No. 43667
>>43651mines like that too for my right leg (not so dramatic)
usually because more muscle in the right because like for going up steps i use the right first etc. so it builds up more
No. 43695
>>43687She really doesn't understand how a bra works. Well, let me correct that, but Peter. Adding a G in there doesn't mean that they're super huge. It's like those that think double D's are humongous.
I'm a 26F after finally getting correctly sized (wore a 34C before somehow), but they're not huge tig ol' bitties like most would think. They look average as hell.
Also, it may just be me, but I personally think she wears 2-3 bras at a time. I think she may have average sized boobs that give a decent crease/crack down the middle of the chest in tops, but wears strapless padded bras to push them together more, making them bigger/rounder from a side view. Also helps give her the appearance of being even thinner.
It's like the pregnancy photos she had up…like wtf. Everything just looked unnatural as fuck.
>>43690You can tell big time around the edges of her legs, arms, and hair. It's always blurred or has a glowing look to it. Just about every other picture has obviously been tampered with to make the body appear smaller.
No. 43696
>>43691I got you anon.
>>41879That's it. Such a creepy video.
No. 43712
>>43704Didn't they get married or in 2012?
The pics here make her look more regular sized.
>>42175 No. 43715
>>43529That's exactly the problem with this thread. Everyone wants this to be more than it is because we haven't had a really good lolcow in a while. But there was never even a sliver of proof that she was a doll. Ashleigh always looked like an overly edited girl.
There's no doubting that Peter is a lolcow, but we could be spending time talking the things that actually make him one instead of furthering this stupid doll theory. There was NEVER a doll. Get over it!
No. 43730
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>>43715Your post makes me cross-eyed
No. 43751
>>43722>>43723>>43724I'm not Peter, idiots. Have admin check my IP if you need them to.
Y'all were all just incredibly desperate to believe this doll-theory that you ate /cow/'s retarded lack of research bullshit.
No. 43758
>>43754I'm not sure about the disorders.
It's part of tumblr-culture to claim all kinds of mental disorders. This goes hand-in-hand with self-diagnosis.
No. 43763
>>43666She's claiming to be a 32G. I'm a 32FF, which is exactly one size down, same band size. Her boobs are way gigantic compared to mine (and yes, I'm aware of the inserts, I can see them under her shirt).
But she's definitely got that size wrong (hinting that it might be Peter, trying to go with a size that's not as big as he's trying to make her look). And she definitely stuffs, has major padding in the bra, and also has inserts outside the bra.
No. 43765
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it's a doll
No. 43766
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Also this might explain her voice, for example in his gameplay videos
No. 43769
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>>43767I don't think Peter has this model. He wouldn't be able to put the face back in exactly this position:
>>43765About the photos of Asheigh with her big teeth, those teeth look a lot like the standard realdoll teeth (pic related):
http://lunaticoutpost.com/showthread.php?tid=493702&page=2 No. 43784
>>43769>>43774Hate to be a part pooper but that is not a RealDoll, that is a photograph of a woman with circle lenses, brightened teeth and blur on her skin.
Reverse image only leads to one guy on Reddit posting it and saying "omg RealDoll, so realism", which is obviously bullshit, it's probably his fucking sister.
Also, if it's a doll why does it have fucking acne? (see center of forehead)
Come on guys, I didn't think you were this gullible.
No. 43785
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Even the more expensive Real Dolls look like rubber shit when you get close enough.
That and there are no "unique" casts. If
>>43769 was a doll there'd be thousands of other pictures of the model online, but it's not, it's a shooped girl.
No. 43787
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>>43785That's a realdoll v1
RealDoll v2 head model L looks life like (see picture)
No. 43789
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>>43787Uhm yeah, anything looks good with flattering lighting and a good angle.
Here's the same facial configuration up close.
We are still no where near close to actual realism when it comes to these dolls. The stick photos are designed to trick you with a decent environment + lights + angle to make it looks better than it actually is.
No. 43802
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>>43785if the quality of the image was to be changed, to something as low as what peter provides us with, could it be possible for the expensive dolls to pass as real?
No. 43808
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>>43789Flattering lighting and angles are what most girls' seflies/pictures are all about, though.
It's relatively easy to add a few filters and photoshop a realdoll to look like a girl (especially if it's designed to look like a particular girl in the first place.)
No. 43812
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>>43741He used to work for them as some sort of web consultant. I'm guessing he managed their website or something. It sounds like a decent job, I don't know why he left.
Something tells me he got fired though, I wouldn't be surprised if it was over how much work he did vs. how much he spent surfing the web.
He's in there somewhere, find the Peter girls!
No. 43816
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>>43342from one of his video
No. 43826
>>43730her boobs are so huge
shit, i wish i had boobs like that instead of being flat
No. 43838
>>43835Yup, there's a screen grap in one of the threads, but that's what he said, she was raped ONLINE.
She's a tumblrina, I guess I can't expect much from her
coughPeter
cough.
No. 43839
>>43838NO! I've been following this thread and never came across this info.
There is so much stupid contained in this man, I just cannot. Stay in school kids.
No. 43840
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Can someone explain this picture to me? Is her arm behind her back or… is it that blurry thing hanging out by her jeans?
Because WTF THAT ARM IS FUCKING WITH MY HEAD
No. 43844
>>43839I'll look for it, but Jesus, he gets like 2 threads a day on /cow/
BTW, does anyone know how tall Peter is? She's 5'9 and I always assumed him to be around 5'8 or less.
No. 43848
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>>43766that is most likely it. would explain the pics of the real girl (for example the old tumblr pics) and the voice.
eventually he just stopped using the service and continued to use a doll.
No. 43852
>>43851ffs just google it
www.fakeinternetgirlfriend.com/
No. 43855
>>43840There's something so perverse about this picture… Like, I can't get over how weird her floppy arm looks. Isn't it more normal to have your arm over the person's who is behind you (when posing this way)?
Also, anyone else notice how you can see the edge of her phone through her pinky? Like, it's just sticking strait out? So unnatural.
No. 43857
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Holy shit guys! The PI anon at 8chan is about to post the report they got. Here's a teaser:
"We have history of mail fraud, wire fraud, felony forgery, malicious mischief, and welfare fraud. Should the doctor want to press charges, Peter could face not years, but decades. (Let that sink in.) To the other anon wanting to hire a P.I., I encourage you to, if only to corroborate the statements made herein."
No. 43859
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>>43857saw that too, fucking dying of anticipation here
here's the link:
http://8ch.net/cow/res/21278.html#21476 No. 43860
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>>43857Holllyyy shiiiiiitt!!!
No. 43869
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>>43865You guys know that it's only a matter of time before the anons over there start harassing the couple right?
They already live in section 8 apartments, they're not supposed to have anyone living with them unless Peter is being reported (I doubt)
He's going to get kicked the fuck out.
And all he had to do was come clean and leave the internet.
What a fucking imbecile.
No. 43873
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damage control
No. 43883
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holy shit does this confirm it? I mean, that's pretty much flat out admitting it
No. 43900
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>>43897Heh well look at that. I wonder if he reads /pt/ as well as /cow/.
No. 43901
>>43877I have a feeling he was going through the couples personal computer and stealing her photos.
Lord have mercy on him if she had noods on there for her husbands eyes only.
No. 43902
>>43900Most likely since
>>43897 was posted to point out the obvious so he is trying to cover his ass.
No. 43908
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In case you guys missed it since /cow/ is in autism overload right now.
No. 43920
>>43865Now all you idiots claiming she's not a sex doll can shut the fuck up.
Peter is even crazier than I thought. Now it explains why he was living in a nice looking house while being unemployed and dirt poor. I was right that no woman, no matter how low her self-esteem is, would let Peter stick his fat, ugly. Dumb dick into her
No. 43927
>>43923>>43926I'm pretty sure they've heard Peter bragging about being a supah famous comedian on Youtube (while renting a room in their section 8 home).
He could easily say it's a prop he uses.
No. 43929
>>43921U mad cuz I was right? HAHA NOW THERES PROOF THERE'S NO DOLL
Peter's just a creepy faggot
No. 43931
>>43930Not everyone who disagrees with you guys is said lolcow. That joke stopped being funny a long time ago.
Anyways, until the PI anon posts proof I'm not going to put all my faith into it. It IS pretty funny to watch him flail on Twitter though.
No. 43946
>>43945Especially in their (her and her husbands) home, dressed like a slut, while toilet nigga is nowhere in site. Like what would her husband say if he walked in and her and Peter are holding each other taking pictures? (Well he's holding her)
I've said it before, he dresses the doll like a gamergurl while Braceface actually dresses appropriately. It makes sense, when she's walking the dog (and Peter is fucking secretly filming her) and when she's shopping for Star Wars toys she's dressed in jeans and a sleeveless top. Like, bitch ain't got time to dress up, she's got a little nigga to take care of, and I have infinitely more respect for her for that.
Braceface is pretty though, and she sounds kind considering she let this dumbass into their home.
She's about to learn a tough lesson.
No. 43955
>>43933I honestly think that he probably lives with the real parents of the kid and babysits him. That explains why he has access to a real baby.
>>43937She probably doesn't want to do anything with this. Hell I don't even think she knows about what's happening.
No. 43965
>>43964That guy that's supposed to do a collaboration video with him has landed on Utah. This guy is a big GG dumbass, but he has a real kid and a real wife.
What are the chances Ashleigh (god I hate the way it's spelled, autistic as fuck) gets sick or uses the
she's been harassed enough, and with her *condition
* she can't handle anymore stress. No. 43976
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No. 43988
>>43812Is he the one making the stupid face on center?
Also, I can only see one or two male that are possible POC and one female in that whole pic. Utah lol.
>>43826>her boobs are hugeMost girls should be able to see through the obvious stuffing and shoop/after effects..
No. 43992
>>43826girl got NO ass
plus the boobs are stuffed
No. 43994
>>43988If you're talking about the retard making a dumbass face on top of the blue shoulder then yes.
He's cringy IRL too, why am I not surprised.
No. 43999
>>43855All their pictures together are kind of creepy because he's holding on to her and grinning proudly but she doesn't even acknowledge he's there. It really does look like a kid holding a large stuffed animal. If this is a real person it sure as hell isn't someone who loves him.
The pinky just looks like it's hooked behind the phone, though.
No. 44023
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Watch the hands
Watch the background rotating while the camera stays the same.
No. 44050
>>44023d-does he take the picture of the doll, shoop in the phone's back and apply some noise?…
that man is so disgusting oh my gooooood. how has he not disappeared off the face of the internet yet? it's like he has 0 shame
No. 44071
>>43908this is the most believable explanation i think
unfortunately, pi anon has still not delivered :(
No. 44081
>>44071I think PIAnon is holding onto the cards until Peter does something.
On an unrelated note, the pics or videos with the baby or wife are very uncomfortable. It's like there is no love between anyone and there is no sign of parent-like behavior going on. I really hope that child is safe.
No. 44085
>>44030Clear pictures of the new ashllaaay? No.
Here's some older ones that are better quality of her when she was younger (notice no braces, but of course she needs them now because… dun dun dun Jaw Surgery)
>>42296>>42303Braces
>>42453That first two are the girl that started that tumblr, then she slowly started turning into this thing that has everyone pulling at each others hair here on whether she's a sex doll or not.
No. 44088
>>44085The girl in the first two pics is way too different from the newer blurrier pics.
Nose, jaw, lips, eye color and shape, eyebrows, teeth, everything is different down to the smile and hair texture. No amount of weightloss affects bone and cartillage, or how deeply set your eyes are.
No. 44099
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My bad, it wasn't on Twitter
He posts on /cow/ a lot (though he denies this). /cow/ suspects this is him.
Take it as you will.
Also Irregardless dies a little inside
No. 44102
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GIRLS WTF IS UP WITH THE MOUTH.
And like, I can't imagine getting up after giving birth just to take a sexy selfie in the hospital bathroom.
Wouldn't you still be in a bit of pain?
Don't Doctors tell you to stay in bed for a couple of days or some shit?
Anybody with kids out there? HALP ME I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
No. 44104
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Huge tits, then they magically disappear after she gives birth.
She took a pic of her tits while going into labor?
Takes a sexy selfie immediately afterwards?
No sweat or messy hair afterwards.
The baby weighed 3 lbs and this is how she decides to spend her time?
I thought they were worried about "Harrison" not making it?
No. 44106
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>>44104from /cow/ again. look especially at the "harrison" nametag and the doll's face.
No. 44109
>>44104That first pic looks like an ass…
I wonder if the baby pic is actually him or one of his siblings and he just shooped the name.
No. 44110
>>44106I have a friend that's a nurse, they don't put the names of babies on like that, they assign them a number.
Also, they make the mom stand up after birth now a days (before the doctor would say to get bed rest).
I don't get why she would take sexy selfies though, usually moms want to spend their time with the baby, especially if it could die. (3 lbs wtf!?)
Also the babies hair looks dark hair here, but now he's blonde?
No. 44116
>>44114Yeah. Generally babies are born lighter skin and darken. Hair color can change Though I don't think it'd go from really dark to blonde.
And yeah. The doctor's make you walk around. After I went through my c-section they had me walking around and encouraged me to gradually walk more and more.
I don't know how long she was in labor for. But I was in for almost 24 hours before they did my c section and I was moving at a snails pace in the hospital for a couple days. If everything went quick then she was probably in less pain.
But yeah. Really don't get the sexy selfie stuff. I was more concerned about the baby and resting when I could.
No. 44117
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>>441053lb 12oz baby for scale.
The baby would absolutely have to remain in NICU at that size. Sometimes for weeks.
No. 44118
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>>44104Am I crazy or is this some weird ass photoshop going on. Her stomach looks weirdly angular. Deffs not like any pregnant belly I've seen.
Usually they're very round, and have visible belly buttons poking out.
No. 44123
>>44118it's the dolls ass
peter just flipped it around for the picture
No. 44131
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A lovely forensics anon just made this analysis of the butt tummy.
No. 44139
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Lmao toilet nigga really is a nigger.
No. 44144
>>44139Not trying to whiteknight here, but babies are usually born red, in some cases they even look purple, because of trauma during labor. What I'm trying to say is that toilet nigga is most likely red in that picture and the color of his skin got whiter as time progressed.
The harrison tag looks photoshopped even from the thumbnail, though.
No. 44148
>>44133>magically big tittied (padding)>also thin (shoop)>half Peter's age>into all of Peter's interests>writes just like Peter>doesn't care about proper wedding>camwhores on tumblr but no family picsWe're supposed to buy that all this happened right after the Kobayashi expose?
Not to mention, Xiaxue is living a normal life with a husband and child nowadays. It's like he's trying to prove he has a life like hers but failing.
No. 44160
>>44085The 'older' pictures aren't Ashleigh. That's some random girl found on Facebook (see
>>42291). She is married to a Patrick Coffin. Not sure if he's related to Peter.
No. 44170
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No. 44172
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peter just sent a cease and desist letter to hotwheelz
best part? it's a fucking template
top kek
No. 44175
>>44172>>make an official public apology for the lies spread on your website, preferably on Twitte with the hashtag "#PETERCOFFINWASRIGHT" attached to said apology.WHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHAA
HAHAHAHAHAH
AAAAAA
HAHAHAHAH
HAAAAAAAAA
No. 44188
>>44172LMAO. This dumbass will never learn. Didn't he try this same dumb shit with XiaXue and it just made him into an even bigger laughing stock? He's just having a meltdown because we've proved that he was using someone else's wife and son as his own
and using a creepy sex doll that looks like Braceface.
No. 44191
>>44170The arms just look so fake here. Seriously a mannequin pose.
It's astounding he's keeping up this charade. Is he just in too deep now and doesn't see a way out? ED themselves have said they'll take down/change the article on him (he has 15 editors on that btw, it's glorious) if he just posts a 60 second vid proving his wife and baby are alive and not faked.
No. 44199
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No. 44242
>>44172>Peter Coffin is an educated, respected professional in the community. He has spent years serving the community and building a positive reputation. Peter Coffin has learned that you have engaged in spreading false, destructive and defamatory rumors about her. Peter is this a fucking joke? HAHAHAHAHA
Also didn't know you are a woman!
Oh and you forgot to fill in the actual date at the top you dipshit!
No. 44284
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No. 44479
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Blowing it wide open
No. 44486
OMFGGGGGGG
AHAHAHA!
>>44479 No. 44490
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Same people who make her ^^
No. 44544
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this entire thread is making doubt all the photos of people I've seen online.
No. 44567
>>44284Lmfao. Of my god, Peter is easily the dumbest white knight ever. Even dumber than Orange.
>>44479LMAO. SURE your wife isn't a sex doll, Peter. Also, those doll makers don't know how fucking bra sizes work. They're men, so why would they?
>>44490Looks exactly like "Ashleigh" but with red hair. This psycho needs to just give up.
No. 44592
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No. 45018
>>44172The ride never ends. bwahaha
Peter Coffin, you are a sad sad man.
No. 45987
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No. 45998
>>45987Greetings all. I have it on good authority that Peter orchestrated this whole thing long before GamerGate was even a thing.
Following the initial "catfish" scenario, people doubted Peter's claims that he was getting married, and began making gags about how his future wife wasn't real, and that she may even be a doll.
Peter took advantage of this, and saw an opportunity to troll his critics by making it look like that was exactly what was happening. For 2 years, Peter has been leaving hints that he's actually married to a doll, to fuck with people. I won't go into too much detail - the rest will fall into place for the smartest among you anyway.
It is only now, following all of the GamerGate stuff, that his joke has come into the limelight. Essentially, Peter has trolled everybody who has made this into a big deal.
Songadaymann is in on the gag.
There is a real Ashleigh. There is also a doll.
Whether or not the two of them play with the doll together, I don't know.
The PI stuff on ED was all made up by some troll.
You may think "ha, well he's a loser for even bothering with this fake doll crap" - that's up to you. But one thing is certain… he got the reaction he was looking for. Perhaps it came 2 years too late, but I bet he's pissing himself laughing right now.
No. 53545
Peter is really bragging it up right now. His gofundme is over halfway there and it looks like he's going to make it to $12,000 because people are idiots.
Peter Coffin @petercoffin 3h3 hours ago
When we posted a video of us together talking, that should really be enough to be like "hmm, our theory is a bit fringe."
Peter Coffin @petercoffin 3h3 hours ago
What they want is something to work with because they have nothing. They need a new theory because that GoFundMe might just succeed.
Peter Coffin @petercoffin 3h3 hours ago
We're not crowdfunding for a surgery a year away. It's scheduled for March 16th. We need the money before the 9th.
http://gofundme.com/coffin Peter Coffin @petercoffin 3h3 hours ago
@samdodgin That is more than enough. If all my followers gave $1 now we'd have $6k or so more than we need.
Peter Coffin @petercoffin 3h3 hours ago
BTW, they won't be messing up this gofundme. They are effectively making it into a "fuck you" to their kind.
http://gofundme.com/coffin Peter Coffin @petercoffin 3h3 hours ago
And who could pass up giving $5, making jaw surgery possible for a gorgeous woman and saying fuck you to GG/8chan?
http://gofundme.com/coffin Peter Coffin @petercoffin 3h3 hours ago
If all my followers gave $1, we'd have way more than we need. If you all gave $5, I'd dance.
http://gofundme.com/coffin Why am I not getting in on this scam? Seriously, anybody can do this. Just make up some bullshit lie on gofundme, pretend to be Brianna Wu's friend and pretend like you respect women (when you don't), and pretend to be a victim of GamerGate. BAM! $12,000. Free money.