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No. 444507
Previous thread:
>>>/pt/441397
>Plainey got a TOTALLY GAY!!! rainbow volcano tattoo, didn't credit the original artist until called out on it
>Repzion apologized to Onion for a few things, thus feeding the Gregma Narc-O-Meter
>A slave to FAXXX, Onion admitted he’s addicted to hentai. But he’s 3 days clean, so clearly he’s fine now guys!1!
>Onion continued flirting with "barely legal" fans. Unsurprisingly, this triggered his sulky-ass wife/agender space prince
>Onion is about to take another trip to LA despite a lack of confirmed collabsSocial Media Links
Gregma:
http://www.youtube.com/onisionhttp://www.instagram.com/onisionhttp://www.twitter.com/onisionhttp://www.instagram.com/onisionhttp://www.patreon.com/onisionPlainey:
http://www.twitter.com/laineybothttp://www.instagram.com/laineybothttp://www.youtube.com/laineybothttp://www.younow.com/laineybothttp://www.patreon.com/laineybotDon’t link directly to onion-clan videos, sage if not new milk, don't derail.
No. 444514
>>444511I don't think it's anyone specific yet but i think soon enough he will do a Shaycarl. Endless girls out there that are more then willing, free picks.
I'm surprised but not shocked that hair Jordan didn't want to work with him, that pink haired girl in the video collab is his ex wife.
L.A is definitely a bachelors playground and i think Onision likes to play single when he is out there, or wishes too at least.
No. 444515
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Just realized who plain really reminds me of
No. 444519
>>444507Thanks op anon. Love the disclaimer above
>>444515That's hella scary. Both have that long ass face kek but I agree, she wishes she was as unique and talented
My two cents on the LA trips: either cheating or he has finally realised that going outside, having fun, traveling and discovering cities are enjoyable things that his narc ass couldn't admit. But now that he wants to escape his boring marriage he's trying so establish a group of people to hang out with
No. 444542
>>444530Daycare? Just because they say they don't do it doesn't mean that don't actually do it.
Also, I was just thinking about what they would do about education when they get older. Home school probably? Something, something about having privacy from their internet fans so the only way to "protect" them would be to home school them. And then could you imagine if Lainey or Greg home schooled? I shudder at the thought.
No. 444546
>>444440"they" FFS, Anon.
I will never get why people cater to her lies and distortions. It's not even a case of someone being polite to a person who is trying to pass and not succeeding, so you call them "her" or whatever to be polite. Taylor is no more trans or agender (which is not a real thing) or gay or bi than your average cock-loving cis woman.
No. 444553
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twitter for cakefacetay
No. 444564
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the onions do love to gift septum piercings
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here’s the account i’m on if any of you wanna check this one too, she retweets gerg and has tweeted within the last few hours so it’s an active profile. the “crush” she talks about is @deejayrupp so idk how likely it is that she’s meeting onision
No. 444582
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>>444327onion's face is so cursed making this crashed my computer twice
No. 444586
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>>444582Gerg's face on Lamey's body makes him look like an old tranny
No. 444588
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No Gregma, it's called not "having a filter and being an inconsiderate, narcissistic fuck-nugget". That, plus controversial attention seeking.
No. 444591
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Greg discovers that people like respect!!
No. 444592
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Oh, here we go. There was a bit of lag (or maybe he just wanted to see if he could soak MooMoo's panties with some artificial sympathy for the victims) but Grease has got the ball rolling on his 3edgy5you bullshit.
No. 444599
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>>444597onion boy is so uniquely deformed he's still 100% recognizable in minion form
No. 444603
>>444599I think it's because of those awful, melty-looking eyes of his.
Minion-Onion looks like a testicle.
No. 444604
>>444597this needs to be the next thread picture
please
No. 444609
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>>444603there must be a cursed picasso painting in an attic somewhere gradually getting younger and more beautiful as this blistered ape's eyes droop so far down his face he turns into human cubism
No. 444618
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Best couple ever
No. 444621
I can't stop laughing, especially because of
>>444609This new thread is already ~blessed~
No. 444628
>>444618 incredible
lainey should be selling this on a shirt
No. 444633
>>444582>>444597>>444609>>444618Can the beautiful Anon that owns LaineyBot.com please immortalize these on the website.
These are awesome !
No. 444638
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>>444628She can use this for a shirt.
No. 444644
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Marvel at the complete and utter lack of self-awareness. His thirst for Ian to propel his name by way of infamy to viral stardorm is so embarrassingly apparent too.
No. 444654
>>444644I find it near-impossible to believe that Onision watched the Content Cop and still held that opinion. Either he didn't watch it (likely), or he really wants to bait Ian.
>"I'm a banana!" was the last good piece of content I've uploaded to the internet. I'm a horrible human being; and I don't know which makes me more repulsive, my freaky fetishes or my reputation on this website.>I'm an egomaniac and the only reason my channels have survived this long is because people want to watch the psychotic trainwreck that IS MY VEGETARIAN BRAIN!>I'm a brain-dead ape, but I'm a CONFIDENT brain-dead ape! The reason I'm so confident is not that I make good points, I've just chosen to forget the hundreds of times where I've contradicted myself.(Idubbbz on Onision, without making a video about him)
No. 444656
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>>444650>This might be my new look honestly. I feel like a whole new person. I'm ready to just peace and love man. Positive vibes.Yeah shes purposefully copying billie at this point. At the end she did another "positive vibes" with the peace sign. And what do you know, shes "rethinking cutting her hair". Shes so creepy.
No. 444658
>>444650She says in this vid she’s trying to fade her blue hair and it’s not working.
No shit, bitch. Blue is the hardest color to get out. Why are she and onion such morons? She’ll deserve it if her hair falls out.
No. 444661
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>>444650>"I don't know what I look like but it's not Lainey."Bitch, you know exactly who you're trying to look like.
No. 444667
>>444661A child? So that perhaps her pervy pedophile husband might come on to her for the first time in ages?
Time to re-live high school fashion and shit because that's when Greg fell for her and couldn't get enough of her supple under-aged bodeh.
No. 444675
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plainey finally gets to collab with someone other than her husband?
No. 444683
>>444677imagine asking grease if plainey can fly out someone who’s not going to be part of the trinity and is not a bi/lesbian female.
probably will say no because of ~money~
No. 444687
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aaaand we're back to talking about tits. such a creepy fucking man.
No. 444693
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>>444687we all know how gerg likes them
No. 444695
>>444680Wow, I had to check for myself because I was sure you had to be shitting me.
Apparently he's trans non-binary, female at birth, so he fits right up Lameo's alley.
No. 444696
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>>444609>>444641I tried my best with my shitty photoshop skills
No. 444699
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>>444692"Maybe if I show her how endowed I am in this video I clearly want her to watch, she'll forever ditch the hero and get with the zero."
No. 444701
>>444644>>444673he thinks his constant self deprecating shows people that he's "humble" or "human" or some shit when in reality they're just… weird. and contradictory because he obviously thinks highly of himself to the point that he believes he's a fact-machine and everything he says is the TRUTH and he deserves views and money for just existing and spitting out shitty opinions and content. also, any time someone calls him out on his shitty behavior, he goes into a complete narc rage
i agree, i don't he actually watched the video. but i also think he doesn't understand how to make a video about someone else without making it about himself
No. 444704
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>>444689Out just in time for Christmas too!
No. 444757
>>444754Just watched it, he sadly has more chemistry with literally any woman that isn't his wife.
He definitely must wanna bang Mercedes, he has no gain from doing collabs with her channel.
No. 444767
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lmao he already scheduled his upcoming twitch streams, so he's really trying to jump on the gamer bandwagon
No. 444784
>>444779they are but at least he responds to some comments
>>444777oh of course, I'm so stupid. however I bet he's not giving up on that possible trinity chance yet
No. 444790
>>444650Drinking game.
Drink anytime she says the following:
>vibes>pastel>hippieI thought SHE preferred THEY pronouns, not HE. She referred to herself as a he several times in this video. Difficult to keep your agender pronoun shit straight when you’re all over the place.
No. 444794
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his head looks huge here.
No. 444811
>>444771Who wants to bet Macncheese is gonna have to get some tattoo or write a song to apologize to gurgles now?
Also Lainey actually looks pretty in her pastel video. Not sure if it’s just the lighting but she’s starting to surpass Greg in looks and personality and I’m personally loving it. He won’t be able to handle if she gets a bigger following than him
No. 444831
>>444829Don't try to pick fights, stay on topic.
>>444808Is he really serious? I swear each day he says something dumber and dumber
No. 444858
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Something tells me we will their kids soon.
No. 444867
>>444864I'm going to assume:
"It took me so long to embrace my gayness because society told me that gay people are gross"
No. 444877
>>444869It's jadeeeeee
(Sarcasm)
No. 444894
I Just found a younow moment where laimey talks about how she found out that she's anemic:
https://www.younow.com/Positive12/29809975/34626189/d63a78hp/mWhy am I not surprised that she hasn't been to a doctor with it. God, you take iron pills for a few weeks and then you're okay but she rather does nothing so that she can have another thing why she's a fragile smol bean. Hope this isn't old and the part with doing nothing is my assumption but I doubt that she actually treats it properly
No. 444910
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>>444644Jokes aside he has to be actually autistic though, right? Because I never saw someone who doesn't understand the simplest of sarcasm and jokes like idubbbz has in his videos. (That aside everyone who watched 5 minutes of a idubbbz video knows that dude is taking the piss outta himself just as much as he does on others)
And not just that, but Grease is so high on definitions and everything that isn't 'literal' totally renders him into completely confusion and leads to a narc rage about "him being right and everyone else is wrong!". Like SR's art videos like the 'dear future girlfriend one', for greasy boy they are real because there is no way SR was writing a script and acting no "it is totally real and this guy is proud to be an abuser!!!!"
No. 444912
>>444902Yeah, we've already been over this a few times; he's insecure about his height, so he lies about it, wears lifts, and shames tall women.
Sage posts like that.
No. 444913
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> RT if you're naive enough to think basing your self esteem on the approval of hebephile is a smart idea
> To all my brainwashed, low IQ fans who provide narcissistic supply to me, thank you for providing the praise I was fishing for
No. 444917
>>444910I know i said the same thing a few threads ago but Social repose wasnt bragging but he definitely is and do the thing he said in Dear Future Girlfriend
That was the reason why Grug throw Richie under the bus.
No. 444928
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>>444879>Lets google 'self harm tattoo'. What the heck is that? Oh I see, it's people trying to cover up the ugly. Hahaha! What? By the way patreons here's a bloody naked chick. That's why you're patreons, to see random hor… Yeah okay. Self harm much, Jesus.
>Here is a self harm tattoo, "Let me help" and it's a butterfly sewing up…. SO EMO!
>"I'll learn exactly how to put up a fight" It looks like you smeared poop, is that what a self harm scar looks like? Poop?
>Ah that's creative. See they cut themselves and then they tattooed around the cut like it's…. Hahaha. Too bad the actual tattoo artist was the worst.
>They got a fighter ribbon for slashing themselves up? I mean if a soldier who runs on the battlefield and shoots himself in the face is a 'fighter' then yeah, you're a fighter.
>Ohh!, this persons a warrior because you've seen the war. The war of emo!
>"Heaven can wait" What does that even mean? What are you talking about?
>We'll just put a bird cage over… what? It would make more sense if you had a bunch of cats climbing your arm because they would be slashing it as they go. That would actually give you a lot of cool points.
>Why do self harmers get a ribbon? Ribbons are for like people who died in war or people who get breast cancer. Not people who take a razor and go makes retard sound and face while pretending to cut himself. Come on.
>"Love yourself" See that's finally a tattoo that makes sense. Cause they got sick of slashing up their wrist so like you know what - I'm gonna take a needle and I'm gonna poke myself a thousand times to establish that I should love myself.
>"Stay strong" See this is getting close to home. I got the "Remember Love". Ro-ro-ro-me-b-b-b-er Love. We all have our struggles.
>"Fighter" laughs
>"You are art" What they hell is with your skin? It's like a snakes skin that's about to peal off. Is it because you slashed it so many times it wrinkles weird.
>Butterfly "Believe" Self harmers really like butterflies, have you noticed that?
>What the fuck is that arm? Serious question. What is that? Does that belong to a baby because it looks like… are you harming a baby?
>"Love Yourself" Can you imagine being the tattoo artist. Pretends to be tattoo artist while saying whoops a lot and hitting bumps God this is hard to tatt… god, hit another bump.
>Why the hell did you get a ribbon? Cancer patients get ribbons! Not you! You know what you get, accountability. That's what you get.
>Oh my god, yet another ribbon, Jesus. That's how we over come things - by making ourselfs the victim so we can't fix the problem. Now you open up to people and say 'Hey I made a mistake. I did this to myself." That's when you take responsibility and that's when you start growing.
>What even is that? How is that a thing? It's just a bunch of dots.
>Okay, this tattoo I dig. Very good on you. Two kitties, it's bomb as hell.
>"The past can leave scars but the future will plaster over (Onion reads over as 'yeak') What?
>"No Lies, just love" That's the tattoo that I… You know what I'm talking about. Yeah, you guys know. I don't even have to finish that sentence. You know what exactly I'm talking about. See, it's not a bad tattoo. It's a good tattoo. Haha. I'm insane. Really? I'm the psycho?
>Yeah, that tattoo is kinda dope except for the butterfly wings. Those look awful. I really like that font. It looks like something you'd see on a brick wall in the middle of the ghetto. Also the daddy's girl thing you cake monster. Winks then laughs I'm attracted to trouble. No. 444930
>>444927Sage your stupidity.
I'm no Richie but apparently Ayalla has no problem with that video because, if anything, it demonstrates self awareness that few fuckboys have. Yeah sure, he's still a dick, but get over the fucking art video.
It's also irrelevant - SR can be a massive cow and it's not relevant to the Onion thread.
No. 444932
>>444928I think he's insulted that we criticised his and Lainey's tattoos so he's taking it out on self-harmers.
Jesus fucking Christ, what a blight on the world he is.
No. 444948
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Taylor is legit mental.
>Billie posts pic set September 22
>uses sunflower emoji
>has shoulder length hair
>bangs swept to her left
A day ago
>Lainey posts picture
>wearing sunflower headband
>Wearing a shoulder length wig
>bangs cut the same length
>swiped left
Also, slight tinfoil
>Billie's hair is yellow
>makeup is orange
>sun emoji
Lainey's photo caption:
it’s cold in the shade, let’s move to the sun…
P S Y C H O
No. 444951
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>>444928>Complains about bird cage tattoo
>Suggests a bunch of cats slashing up their arm instead
>That'd actually give you a lot of cool points!I swear, this man just physically can't go a day without being an asshole or else he'll shrivel up into the rotten onion he is.
No. 444953
>>444950>>444950But a week later after Billie did it first, anon…
It looks like she straight up used Billie's bangs as a reference to cut her wig. She's copied Billie's style so many times. She did "husband dyes my hair" like 2 weeks after Billie titled hers the same thing except boyfriend instead of husband. Its not a coincidence anymore.
No. 444956
>>444951Right now he's collecting tweets of despo fans claiming he cured them of their cutting habits right now while also tweeting about how cutters should be put in padded cells.
That's how he justifies being an arsehole day in, day out - by having fans build up his messiah complex.
I'm beginning to hate his enabling fans as much as him.
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kek. gotta publicly compliment her to keep the bux rolling in
No. 444964
>>444963>>444958Probably. You just know in his head he thinks shes a fat ugly cunt who he is tricking into giving him shitloads of money. Hes loving that an idiot is paying him tons of money just for him to lie to her face about her not being fat and giving her some compliments. It's feeding his narc brain. But he 100% thinks shes the biggest moron for doing it, and thinks hes some genius for being able to manipulate people into giving him money.
He can't even hold back posting that gif showing that he only gives a shit about her for the money because its so hard for him to not insult people. I wondered why she always was guested on his younow streams all the time, and realized she must be dropping a butt ton of money on him. Otherwise she would never be guested because he hates ugly fat man-looking chicks.
No. 444967
I really agree with all the anons that said Lainey looks wayyyy better with the softer lavender hair! It also looks way better that length. When she did the MLP palette on her "beauty" channel she used two soft colors and it actually didn't come out super terrible. Then she haphazardly took the lighter color off and added a way darker purple and it looked awful. She just needs to learn what fits her: lighter/softer/more subtle eyeshadow colors will look better since she sucks at blending, lighter and longer hair, and NOT super dark lipstick. She should learn what flatters her which is the soft/subtle style. I think we've pretty much established that her harsh features make the "emo" side of the alt look a terrible choice for her! Inb4 "don't give her suggestions to make her look better!!" Grease is sick of her, she could do whatever she pleases to her makeup/hair and because she's not an 18 year old fresh victim, it wouldn't help. So she may as well look nicer.
Also, side note, Billie looks terrible with the yellow hair. I actually like Billie and follow her insta, but that hair is very white trash looking and bad with her skin tone.
>>444958Becca must feel really special when the guy she pays a ton to tell her she isn't fat acknowledges her in a way that any normal human would be embarrassed by. That tweet is essentially: Hey Becca, you're cool! Now that I've helped your horrid self esteem will you keep throwing cash at me??
Greg, stop fooling yourself. Your "honesty" has a price tag.
No. 444984
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this isn't real enough for you, lainey? i'm not real enough for you?
No. 444989
>>444985Don't feel bad Anon, I couldn't tell it was shopped either except for the background. kek
Either really good shoop or real ugly douche nugget
No. 444990
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>>444989it's bits of these two photos smooshed together, they look so similar i only had to rotate his face a lil bit and move his left eye like 20 pixels across for a perfect match
No. 444996
>>444935it's probably one of the onions lmfaoo, what are the chances they called the number on the site. how perfect
>>444988>one of them is a demonic narcissistic child predator and the other one is pennywise the clowni fucking choked anon ily
No. 445014
>>444988Came to thread for underrated comment.
5/5 would chuckl again.
No. 445016
>>444939fucking gold, truly.
that book is filled Greg's own fantasies and delusions of grandeur. Also showcases how 'fucked up' he is; but he attempts to frame it as edgy and badass.
It's deeply embarrassing, and I highly recommend it. People have read it in full on youtube, and I really enjoyed it.
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>>444858didn't gurg at some point say that they're going to show the kids when they're old enough to "consent" to be in a video?
we all know how gurg feels about "age of consent"
>>444867more like internalized sexism if anything.. or you know, just being an asshole
No. 445023
>>444928I can’t comprehend why Gerg thinks he can sit upon a pedestal and berate people who have tattoos over their self harm. I know that some people here have negative opinions about thise who have self harmed in the past and some people who get certain tattoos over them, but I think that it’s real fucking rich of Gerg to consider himself important enough to make a video criticizing and making some jokes that are incredibly poor taste about strangers who just have pictures of their tattoos online. None of them sent these pictures to him. He literally just looked up shit on the internet.
I find it interesting that he didn’t search “self harm
cover up tattoos” and instead made sure to search the stuff that would be the easiest to make fun of. He’s truly an immature manchild who is incapable of empathy towards others.
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kek
sage for no milk
No. 445046
>>445044Good. It really grinds my gears how she (and her ilk) appropriate the oppression of people who are actually suffering. Like, here's the bottom line for her: She's a married white woman with two children who lives in one of the whitest, upscale parts of the United States, and has a financial income that many people in the US will only be able to ever dream of. She is not gay, lesbian, bi, or trans or any other sexuality if she is doing nothing to actually exist as one of those things.
She is not oppressed AT ALL, in any way. (Except by living with Greg, but that has nothing to do with her Oppression Olympics attention whoring for asspats.) I wish her coven of sycophants would wake the hell up.
No. 445047
>>444928https://vid.me/eKGfl(Uploading so you guys only have to deal with 10 seconds of his bullshit)
>"No Lies, just love" That's the tattoo that I… You know what I'm talking about. Yeah, you guys know. I don't even have to finish that sentence. You know what exactly I'm talking about. See, it's not a bad tattoo. It's a good tattoo. Haha. I'm insane. Really? I'm the psycho? This was totally about the tattoo he wanted Billy to get. Somehow he thinks this proves that he wasn't totally crazy for demanding her to get it.
No. 445051
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This is all old milk, but just for the sake of confirmation - Sarah is at the Mansion again.
Lainey did a carpool karaoke (holy shit that must have been awful), and it's featuring Sarah. It's on her $25+ Patreon perk so it was never released on her channels.
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I know he's catering to his own agenda (get more attention from a popular, controversial topic amongst 10-18 year olds aka fanbase) but how can you really believe someone suffered from legitimate suicidal behavior and was cured by you?
I know this is Greg we're talking about but how can you not see this is just horomonal, internet-dependent tweens over dramatizing?
No. 445072
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onion cries about being alone in LA again despite the fact that he knew it before. I'm actually almost convinced he never had a person to collab with for this trip and just used it as an excuse to go to LA
No. 445075
>>445069As someone who actually self harmed: Seems absolutely legit! You know, just watch an Onision Video and boom! all the self hatred and depression is gone and your life is immediately wonderful.
Greg, we know its you who wrote that.
No. 445076
>>445075I mean I know personally,
I love it when people are condescending and asshole-y about my mental health and previous self harm. Don't you? All you need is Lord Greggles to set you right again, with his rambling analogies and patronizing advice.
This fucking guy.
No. 445079
>>445076As if no one has heard anyone say self-harm is stupid or gross. Does he think people watch his videos and go "Really??? it's dumb? Ohhh i thought it was smart. But now I learned its dumb so I will stop! Thanks onision!"
The most common response i see to mental illness is someone being ignorant and telling you to just stop doing it. Why does he think this is revolutionary? Why don't therapists just laugh at their patients and call them dumb and tell them their scars are ugly to solve their depression/self harming then. What an idiot. Anyone who is saying his insane bullying tactics helped cure their self-harming/depression clearly never had a problem with it in the first place.
No. 445082
>>445081Nonono anon, she "has no control over what he does, he's not like that in real life".
Either she knows and doesn't care, or doesn't know (making her degree a farce) AND doesn't care.
No. 445085
>>445082She doesn't care because it doesn't hurt or affect her. Other people getting hurt? Who cares! Lameo's friends/family getting hurt? Again, who cares! Lameo getting hurt? Omg guys how dare you! End of the world! Feel bad for her!
Can't wait for her attempts for sympathy after he eventually dumps her. Shes going to use her kids as sympathy points just like the billie situation. I really want the onion vs lameo drama to happen already because I hate both of them so it will just be fun to watch.
No. 445093
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peeling the onion with dr gurg
No. 445094
>>445091It's a Patreon goal that he says pledge money is supposed to go towards. But if no one wants to collab, then I think it's time to change the goal.
No one is going to argue wasting money that could be spent on your 150k+ debt Onionboy
No. 445099
>>445088Calm your tits Anon, it have been posted information about Shiloh before and it wasnt until now he goes to L.A, Grug is a fuck up but there isnt any evidence he is at her widow stocking her
So stop with you cringe panic attacks over her.
He probably doesnt want to admit vacations are necesary and mostly cause he want vacations from space Prince and his spawns
No. 445102
>>445099Is it really that hard to believe anon?
Also sage your shit.
No. 445105
>>445102Those theories are almost has dumb has the paranormal shit.
If he would stock someone i hardly doubt is Shiloh, it is fucking cringe your crippling anxiety~ over her
Gonna sage until you get over ur shit.
(learn 2 sage) No. 445107
>>445093topkek
>>445097oh that could be another reason why he made the amount private, but i think the main reason is to hide the fact that he makes a ton of money with it so he can beg for more without people calling him out
No. 445109
>>445105She wasn't posted for a reason, you're using cringe wrong you dumb cunt. He's stalked
* all of his exes very fucking openly, there's evidence he obviously stalks Billie, Skye, and Adrienne. So it's just magic he starts going to LA for literally *no reason*, wasting his time and money, at the exact same time he starts hearing Shiloh is doing well? Suck my dick.
>>445106Fucking seriously. It has to be someone related to them, the out of touch language only helps prove it.
No. 445127
>>445121Him making guests sign NDAs has been brought up before, but I think if he did that sort of thing someone would be bound to laugh about it and then leak the info (thinking about Jaclynn mainly).
If Billie or anyone was to make a video/do an interview, not only would she get harassment from his remaining fans, but people who hate Onision would probably mock her for ever going to him in the first place (neverthe less several returns)
It just feeds him attention too, not worth it
No. 445130
>>445106Not stock anon, but yeah you guys do Sound kinda paranoid, theres a difference between "stalking" people on social media and following them in real life. Sure he might WANT to but no way he would actually do it.
And no im not someone from the mcmansion kek
No. 445131
>>445128Onion has bragged about her having a degree before, but it's more relevant in the sense that Onion gives "advice" to people with eating disorders and self-harm issues by belittling and shaming them. Someone like Plainey, who has a psych degree, should know how harmful and total BS his methods and claims are.
Instead, she supports what he does.
No. 445136
>>445113yeah tbh until you practice or are at the masters level you really don't know shit. psych undergrad has NO field work requirements, she knows theories at best but not how to apply them to a real life situation
>>445128i think they were referring to how many people expect plainey to be able to psychoanalyze greg's shit. a SMART person even without a degree would be able to spot onion tactics from miles away. but lainey is not fucking smart. i don't get why people post here expecting that out of her.
No. 445139
>>445138>Especially since she looks good as fuck now.It's amazing how they all look pretty great before they get with him (because their cuteness is what attracts him to them), then he sucks the life out of them because he's such a shitty person and makes them miserable, then they perk right up again (like a phoenix from the ashes) once they escape. It's happened with literally every ex we know about.
Taylor, you can be cute again if you want!!
No. 445141
>>445128anon was just telling the other anon that she isn't an expert bc of so and so
>>445131The whole point of the anon before that was to say that she doesn't have to "know how harmful and BS his methods are". It's just an undergrad degree. Either way, it's not that surprising that she's not voicing out her own opinion against him
No. 445144
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her eyebrows trigger me
No. 445145
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>>445142wow that's really bad. the way she applies eyeliner gives me physical pain. it gets longer and longer and you think "no, stop it"
the blush doesn't fit her skin tone at all but she doesn't get what colors to use
No. 445152
File: 1507227071678.jpg (77.73 KB, 911x493, G9xgovl.jpg)
>>445149>>445145>>445144please stop complaining about her makeup skills each time. it bloats the thread and it's boring as fuck. We all know she's shit at literally everything she does.
Anyways, if anyone is interested here's a screenshot greaselord posted about someone attempting to get free stuff off of him.
No. 445153
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>>445142how close plainey is to having a breakdown and shaving her head
No. 445156
>>445152That is the most legit thing I have ever seen out of all legit things.
But really, hasn't this kid ever thought about, you know, just NOT having cancer? Cancer isn't healthy, so just stop. It's dumb.
No. 445158
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I get the feeling the makeup discussion may persist so please feel free to vote in this strawpoll and we'll settle it.
Sage and sorry for meta post.
http://www.strawpoll.me/14081819 No. 445161
>>445142HOW THE FUCK IS THIS GLAM, THIS IS LIKE EVERYDAY MAKE UP SHE ALWAYS WEARS
REEEEEE
No. 445162
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>>445145>>445153one more thing, how long will it take until she finally makes the lines cross
I think a thread in snow is a good idea since some anons like to discuss the make up
No. 445170
>>445152What kinda of shit parent would let their 12 year old child watch Onision videos…
That's probably how he got cancer in the first place.
No. 445173
>>445168>>445158the issue is not the rehosting of vids. rehosting is a good idea for those who are interested in her makeup failures. the issue is the bloating of the grease thread with this boring makeup crap.
i agree that a snow thread would be the best compromise.
No. 445178
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No. 445191
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I don't think he knows how to not talk about boobs
No. 445197
>>445152fuckin lol
>>445088is it possible skye moved to LA as well at some point?
No. 445203
>>445186Kek, a youtuber called Brad Mondo has been pretty viral recently (151k subscribers in the past 31 days according to social blade) doing "HAIRDRESSER REACTS" videos to people dying or bleaching their hair. Onion is trying to copy this with absolutely 0 shame. The difference is Brad is actually a little constructive and not just a total dick with his reactions. And is a professional hair stylist.
Onion man is literally to shove squares through circular holes. Whatever fits for others MUST fit for him!!!
No. 445205
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>>445186>Guys, "Please share Amanda Todds heart breaking story. Bullying doesn't just ruin lives, it takes them. Rest in Peace…." I can't say that next part because it isn't true. OH NO! Why did I start reading?! Now I'm screwed. King of honesty can not back down or lie. Also half of the video wasn't even about bleached hair. Makes jokes about Airplane (1980) and Hulk Hogan. He is totally stuck in his teenage 'whoa, so edgy' mentality.
No. 445210
>>445194how is he not embarrassed of his content
muh tits
muh anime girls
No. 445214
>>445203is that the dude who reacted to tana moogoo's hair extensions?
cause that was p funny
No. 445215
>>445142how
is
that
glam????
No. 445223
>>445186If he hates women changing themselves in any way (weight change, make up, boob job) and wants them in their “natural form,” why does hair dying get a pass?
He loved Billie and she dieted, dyed her hair, loved makeup, had piercings, etc.
I know it comes down to a control thing but ???
No. 445226
>>445191He gets so fixated on whatever hes using to beat someone down that he loses all awareness of how insane it makes him look.
Imagining having a fight over insensitive remarks you made about someone's bewbs and then everyday for weeks you wake up thinking about how right you are about the boobs and about the latest way you're going to do that.
It must play on repeat inside his head constantly. "Small boobs good. Big boobs bad. Saggy boobs make me sad, healthy boobs don't sag. Boobs no matter, so why make boobs big. Everyone knows. Everyone agrees. Make poll to show that."
No. 445228
>>445216lbr, cucky doesn't watch his kids.
these kids only see sarah.
No. 445254
>>445186Wow this one is very psychologically telling.
I don't follow the YouNow shit but doesn't Kelly Clarkson basically look like the girl he's been pretending is "thick"?
Also, he randomly inserted anime in near the end so he could intentionally mispronounce "waifu" and stop people (like me) from spamming his comments asking him who his hentai waifu is.
No. 445258
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He's such a piece of shit. Yeah, tell self harmers to blame themselves, they seem to react well to self hatred.
Any parent who is ok with their teens following Onion is a piece of shit as well.
No. 445264
>>445258Really, Gergle? I mean…that 'common sense' included him putting a gun to his head promising he's going to blow his brains out if he doesn't make it on YT which he's still quick to mention at every god damn opportunity…10 YEARS LATER.
He's such a poster boy for common sense, just look at his glowing internet and dating history.
No. 445266
>>445260Samefag but wasn't he bragging about putting a gun to his head when he was in the military…
Common sense, of course
No. 445275
>>445258Depression = Automatic self harm, alrighty
He genuinely thinks you can insult someone out of a depression, sorry gurg but no therapist calls you 'dumb' when you walk into their office and come out feeling just a bit better.
No. 445280
>>445258 That tweet still gets on my nerves cause his dumbass doesnt realise his diet alone is self harm
(Also onion you harm others instead of yourself bye)
No. 445281
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Article from The Huffinton Post. "12 things not to say to a depressed person"
Pretty sure Greg tweets out all 12 often.
No. 445290
>>445254C'mon, don't do Kelly like that, Becca wishes she was great and talented.
>>445258
>major depression Greg, I thought you had
chronic depression? Show FAXX!
No. 445294
>>445258"Blame yourself"
Can you IMAGINE a professional saying this to their client??? Omfg
No. 445305
>>444928
>Oh my god, yet another ribbon, Jesus. That's how we over come things - by making ourselves the victim so we can't fix the problem. Yes, we've been watching you do this for your entire YouTube career.
>Now you open up to people and say 'Hey I made a mistake. I did this to myself." That's when you take responsibility and that's when you start growing.We're waiting, Greg.
No. 445316
>>445308He'd rather fuck his exes than Lainey.
Saged for tinfoil
No. 445321
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No. 445324
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>>445323Is she still live? she tweeted this not long ago.
No. 445326
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>>445324What a bitch she is to her "fans"
No. 445328
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Looks like Greg probably forgot to pay his internet bill before he left foot kek
No. 445331
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>>445330She apparently is really dumb if she's still confused on how to reset it….
No. 445332
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so her data isn't working, her computer isn't working, and her wifi isn't working?
No. 445335
>>445326It's sad for a mom of two to make
this her daily goal. I'd have the same opinion if this was Foot or not.
No. 445336
>>445324>I'm literally about to cryShe's pathetic. Fucking hell, just stream another day you absolute tosser. Get a damn hobby. Find something more meaningful in your life than validation from preteen strangers and cartoon volcanos.
She's a mother of two children and she cries when the internet goes down? Yeah, bet those kids will be sooo well adjusted.
No. 445339
>>445331tried to have greg talk you through it but did he just ignore you and rage about it? called comcast twice but did you actually talk to someone like an adult or just give up while on hold? why does he have to be there to help you do the most basic shit
she's been crying about internet but meanwhile gurg is taking polls about boobs
No. 445340
File: 1507250251465.gif (1.35 MB, 418x280, firstworldproblems.gif)
>>445324>can't go live on younow>is about to cry because of itBest example of a privileged white girl right here.
No. 445345
>>445197Yeah I googled Skye and she lives in California. I think it's a good time to quote onion "divorcing her was the biggest mistake of my life"
He was in contact with Skye while he was with Shiloh and AJ, especially during the break ups with them he would talk to Skye saying she was the only one who could calm him down and make him laugh.
I smell divorce for lainey soon.
Kek.
No. 445347
File: 1507250739310.png (Spoiler Image,46.8 KB, 400x234, 400px-GetSkyeBack081811.png)
>>445345Saged for old milk
No. 445350
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>>445345Why would he divorce her? Who else is going to lure in teenagers for him to fuck in her bed?
No. 445352
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No. 445379
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No. 445390
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>>445345>>445347Damn, she was the only ex to keep the narc monster at bay.
>No no! Lainey is best wife, Skye's a lazy gold-digging bitch who only loved my money!!!>>445352Kek my fave pic
Sarah wishes she was part of the Onion harem
No. 445391
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She stores her wedding dress in a box with a bunch of costumes.
No. 445392
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You all missed a riveting stream.
No. 445393
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>>444992>>444996>>445014>>445379i'm rly pleased my excuse for photoshopping gerg's face onto a murder clown was so well received
No. 445402
>>445394Isn't karma beautiful anon? Now he's stuck with Taylor who is everything Skye wasn't, the only thing they ever had in common was loyalty.
>>445388I hope her grandmother opens her (Lame's) eyes and see what hell she's raising her kids in, or at least take them away from The Onions
No. 445407
>>445400Seriously fuck plank if she half asses her cleaning to the point where her own fucking grandmother has to do it herself.
sage for grandma rage
No. 445408
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>>445400From his old house, no wonder Skye wanted to remodel! Ew!
No. 445410
>>445400I see where your coming from anon but personally I find it ridiculous that Lainey can
somewhat (I use that term loosely) put her foot down when it comes to Greasemongers retarded trinities but she can't even be bothered to put her foot down when it comes to him cleaning up his own shit.
>>445394I'm genuinely surprised she hasn't tried being a weird Frankenstein of Skye and Billie.
No. 445412
>>445194>pregnancy happens a lot lower, learn female anatomy……Everything he says is low-quality bait anymore.
>says he's doing oral wrong based on a memeKEK
His video ideas are just googling random shit now.
>makes a comment about "where's my white male privilege??"Lol, I wonder if he will go alt right with his videos someday. Like, after he pisses off enough of the LGBTQ community with his appropriating bullshit in the guise of being a progressive ally.
No. 445428
>>445410>I'm genuinely surprised she hasn't tried being a weird Frankenstein of Skye and Billie.There's a picture of her doing that while wearing a blue (or was it black?) and silver wig with dark lipstick. Not only did she try to appear wide-eyed and youthful like Billie, she was also wearing Skye's smile so it pretty much looked like a direct combo of the two of them.
>inb4 show pics, this is an imageboard!!!I've tried looking for it, I really have! I'll look for it again.
No. 445460
>>445415Sorry, should've said ALL of his videos, lately. It's so clear when he has no idea what to make a video about.
>>445417I can only imagine the hysteria saying something like this causes in the Onion house.
No. 445465
>>445433It would actually be kinda cute if they made Cloey be Togepi.
Also in the leaked pic of Troy and Cloey, Lainey had Cloey wearing a bow. You'd think that space prince would be against that. I'm thankful that she doesn't let her transtrending bleed over into the way she dresses Cloey.
No. 445515
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What is he blabbing about?
No. 445518
>>445515one of three things he always blabbers on about "BEHING HHONESST" about
>calling teens or preteens hot or ugly or just bullying in general>the billie thing when he claimed that some teenage girl telling her cult leader in a contract she wont smoke weed then smokes weed a few weeks later is some how deserving of getting a liar tattoo, having her head shaved and be chained in a basement and blackmailing her and guilting her into doing itor finally
>some other YT drama when he got his ass exposed and now he just wants to yell "THEY'RE ALL LIARS!!!! I'M A FAXX MAN BELIEVE ME" No. 445558
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He has under 200 likes on his tweets rarely gets over 300. Last I checked he had 371k followere on twitter, now it's dropped to 369k (even with the suspected insta-buy-followers incident).
Yet, he still blames youtube.
Has started twitch and been streaming on/off for a few weeks. Tweets about how happy he is to have 13 subscribers.
Yet still, he blames youtube.
His business is dead. Everything he put all his "hard-earned" cash into, dwindling right before his eyes.
Oh, Greglala, what be that in the distance? The dreaded, perpetually unforseen IRS. What yonder thine nose hath forthwith come hither. Art thou afraid?
You fucking should be. You too Lameboat, keep pulling in those dollars on yawnnow while you can. Neither of you have the wit nor personality to pull through such a fungal infection as you've allowed yourselves to get into.
Jeebus.
No. 445559
>>445550He gets away with calling himself "honest" (to an extent) by being grossly ignorant and misinformed. He's a slave to hard definitions. By definition, to be a lie, you have to KNOW it's false.
But if you never educate yourself on anything, then you can't KNOW it's false, it's just misinformation! ~~totally different~~
No. 445564
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found this gem of a quote from an older video
No. 445592
>>445393lol, I think he'd be trying to tempt some underage girl into his basement.
'Hey Cutie Patootie, Want to see my awesome basement? There is a pool table, king sized bed, massage chair, imac, ipad pro, nintendo 3ds XLs and PS vitas, PS3, PS4, WiiU, XBox1, a state of the art entertainment hub, snacks, and much-much more! My basement is awesome! You can be awesome too if you just come down here.'
No. 445661
>>445658She doesn't have any male interests lol.
She literally got her hair cut shorter than usual and decided she was agender and liked boys clothes.
No. 445665
>>445658Its why the transtrender argument eventually crumbles, by forcing people into being non binary just because they don't like what society says they are supposed to like, you reinforce gender stereotypes, it's the same with some messed up schools saying "Girl likes football? Darn must be non binary" they reinforce the gender binary and are regressive.
Sage for totally off topic so sorry, please read this Lain you sick woman.
No. 445729
>>445727does he think about other things other than underdeveloped titties?
there are a million different topics he could be discussing on his channel but he only sticks to: 1.titties 2.self harm 3.Youtube killing his channels 4. Jaclyn Glen's titties
No. 445781
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Guys I think I figured out how he's making money in LA
No. 445796
>>445727He always manages to sound drunk when he’s trying to sound enlightened. Lol
Dude is like 32 and he’s still stuck on tits. So fucking sad.
No. 445798
>>445727He's just a dude trying to push his way into women's lives by acting like he actually knows anything about breasts. Next he's gonna start talking about periods all while talking like a 37 year old dad who has no idea how they work…. oh god that's what he actually is.
Makes me feel bad for his kids everyday.
No. 445810
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>>445727
> So, I, like, totally have this pet peeve about people shaming individuals with flat chests. And the reason I have this problem with this people is because I think flat chests can be absolutely beautiful. Like, for instance, if I were getting jiggy with myself I would still very much like grabbing my flat boobage. Look: I’m a guy who’s a healthy weight and I still get half a hand full.
>But today I wanna show my appreciation for flat-chest women because there are too many people in this world that think that their small breasts are not good enough. And small breasts literally don’t factor in whatsoever when it comes to people that I’m attracted to.picture of Kate Hudson>Like this woman. Absolutely gorgeous. Her breast size does not matter. As you can see here, she’s totally flat-chested and that’s completely OK. Especially considering she has such a gorgeous face.picture of Kiera Knightly>Do you think she’s absolutely gorgeous? If so, you and I agree. Now let me ask you this: does it matter that her breasts are smaller? No? Not at all? OK. Like, seriously. She’s absolutely stunning and knows that she doesn’t need to stuff a couple of bags in her chest to feel like she’s a valuable human being.picture of Claire Danes>Ever since the movie Romeo + Juliet, I’ve had a semi-crush on this woman. And the fact that she’s pretty flat-chested doesn’t even matter. Like, seriously. Let me show you something. The question is would you rather be with this woman—>Oh. I was trying to make a point and Google won’t let me search for “ugly big boobs.” Why? Whatever, Google. I’ll just go to Bing.*picture of woman with large breasts, no face>Ok, so, here you go. A woman with a societally acceptable size chest.Claire Danes>Now, would you rather be with this woman who is relatively flat-chested?back to picture of woman with large breasts, very unattractive face>Or would you rather be with this woman? Who is—c’mon. Let’s admit: not an attractive person, right? Like, me personally. I’m a face guy. If you have an amazing face, the rest doesn’t matter so much.picture of Sienna Miller>Yet another gorgeous human being. I’m typically not a violent person, but if I were to see you walking up to her, insulting her chest size, I would feel compelled to put you a sleeper hold until you fall unconscious.(Says the 30 year-old man that he would go up to underage girls in public and give them his opinion about their bodies/weight/looks if they asked him for him. Alright.)
>She is absolutely stunning.picture of Julia Stiles>I wouldn’t even consider this woman’s breasts to be small. I don’t know why she showed up.picture of slim model in bikini top>Here’s a woman with small breasts and she looks fantastic. Maybe a little skinny. I would suggest eating more food.two pictures of Kate Hudson. 1 on beach in bikini top, 2 on red carpet>The accusation here is that this woman got breasts implants, but if you notice angle and the shadowing as well as the likelihood that she had a bra that pushes her boobs together, very likely a lie perpetuated by the click worthiness of the title.picture of unattractive trashy looking woman with large breasts… who happens to have the same triangle eyebrows Lainey used to have>Here’s a classic example of someone who apparently got a boob job, but it doesn’t really fix anything, does it? She’s very bad with makeup and presenting herself in general. Sometimes appearance is all about personality; who you are on the inside radiates through…picture of Kiera Knightly>…but I just wanna say something I really like about this woman, is that she doesn’t try to fake having breasts like a lot of people do.picture of Candice Swanepoel> You notice how this woman’s wearing kind of loose-fitting clothing? For some people, that’s used to aid in hiding the fact that you don’t have very large breasts.picture of Robin Wright>Yet another woman doing the same. Wearing loosing fitting tops because you’re insecure of your just don’t want people commenting on your chest size.Or because they want to wear what they like? Such feminist.
>But that is the society that we live in. And that is why I’m making a video like this.Definitely not because Jaclyn Glenn is continues to disobey me
>Unfortunately everyone is not just like me when it comes to the topic of boobs. If everyone was like me, no one would feel so insecure that they have to stuff bags under their flesh for the sake of feeling better about themselves. I mean, could you be more superficial?BE MORE LIKE GREG, EVERYONE. It’s that simple. Truth and happiness awaits you!
>What a lot of you guys don’t realize is that when you get breasts implants, a lot of times they need to be replaced over time. So, you’re talking about multiple surgeries throughout your life. And what you’re also talking about is the chance that you’re gonna disable a functioning part of your body. As you know, breasts are designed to feed babies. So, when you get pregnant, many women with breast implants cannot feed their own babies from their breasts, which is catastrophic towards a mother bonding with her child.How much do anons wanna bet that, while in the throws of a narc rage, Grease is going to claim that JG’s hypothetical future children she might have maybe some day will ABSOLUTELY HATEEEE her because she can’t breast feed?
>What I’m saying is people shaming individuals with flat chests is so illogical and horrifying to me because what you’re doing is encouraging people to dump thousands of their dollars into openly, by example, telling other people that if you have a flat chest, it’s unacceptable, and you should feel ashamed of your body. And that’s just how I feel. In fact, I don’t recall a single time when I’ve ever shamed someone who having a perfectly healthy body. I mean, why would you tell someone that their body’s unacceptable when their body is perfectly fine the way it is?
> I’ve commented on many people’s appearances, but as far as the actual health of your body, small breasts are a good thing.screenshot of a post from this articlehttps://www.everydayhealth.com/breast-cancer/0706/what-your-breast-size-says-about-your-cancer-risk.aspx[Two previous studies suggest a correlation between breast size and cancer risk, the authors note. In one, published in the International Journal of Cancer, Harvard researchers found that lean women with a bra cup size of D or larger had nearly twice the risk of cancer as lean women with a bra cup size of A or smaller]
The part he let out because he’s both a liar and doesn’t like to read: [In the meantime, well-endowed women need not panic; Eriksson says the 23andMe study shows only an association, not causation.]
>And by the way, if you have small breasts you’re likely to live. Period. Like, the bigger your boobs are, the bigger your chance of breast cancer is. (Condescending shrug) You know? And that just falls in line with how insanely dumb society can be. And on top of that, allegedly, women with breasts implants have a 38% higher chance of breast cancer.screenshot of Google search[Do breast implants increase the risk of breast cancer?
Women who have cosmetic surgery to increase the size of their breasts may be at greater risk of dying from breast cancer, scientists day. A review of studies published over the 20 years found women with breast implants had a 38% greater risk of death from the disease than women without.]
Found this on another page: [First of all, the new study does not suggest that breast augmentation causes breast cancer, nor does it show that implants make cancer worse. Instead, the findings have raised concerns among researchers that breast implants can make it more difficult to detect lumps and irregularities during mammograms.]
Anyway, back to the idiot:
>So, just chalk it up to the classic: Onision is right. A lot of other people are wrong. And stop hating your perfectly beacuseitufl body. And appropriately, it’s time for a squeeze. (Insanely creepy boob squeeze hands and his dead eyes)… Fucking kill me.
No. 445811
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>Makes me feel bad for his kids everyday.
I didn't want to edit this too much, it's perfect as-is.
No. 445831
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No. 445838
>>445831each time i see that picture i wonder how did he ever think of showing himself looking like this ugh
>>445810>Women who have cosmetic surgery to increase the size of their breasts may be at greater risk of dying from breast cancer,at this point i think i'm starting to get breast cancer from gurk's videos alone. wonder what will it take for him to finally get over jaclyn.
No. 445844
>>445727onision-"I've never said anything bad about a perfectly healthy body"
onision- "Tall women are gross & masculine"
No. 445846
>>445844Whenever he gets insecure about dudes he goes in on their perfectly healthy bodies (and handsome, non skin rash faces) what is he on about.
How can anyone outside of his bubble stand this dude.
No. 445870
File: 1507335677732.jpg (26.98 KB, 398x189, Onionhead.jpg)
Name my band
No. 445914
>>445658its because she thinks girls are inherently weak and inferior, she's just a misogynist ignorant cunt. nothing new here. tbh boys can have her, her bullshit behavior, piss poor work ethic, failures at mothering, and complete absence of self respect is more indicative of the absent father type, not the average woman who is pressured to excel at literally everything a man cannot while receiving no credit for it.
she's just not cut out for it, next.
No. 445924
>>445914ooooooh shit
yr my ride or die
No. 445982
File: 1507345261452.png (25.96 KB, 308x180, emodad.PNG)
So i decided to try out the fullscreen app today (to watch JG's show) and this was recommended to me.
Didn't know Grease had his own show on there too.
sage for obvious stupid joke
No. 446031
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…says the guy who is in LA doing collabs with randos while Lainey babysits the kids. Also, he made two tweets about how much he loves and misses Lainey, so anons correctly predicted he'd do that again….or he's bribing her with compliments so he can keep not being at home.
No. 446036
>>445831this pic of him is s00 gross.
where'd it come from?
No. 446037
>>446034same. i hate myself for thinking he looks cute here.
homeboy could really benefit from a brow lift. good thing he would NEVER get cosmetic surgery and DIE, that would be dishonest.
No. 446040
>>446037maybe he's in LA to see a plastic surgeon kek
jk I think the affair is more plausible given his track record
No. 446055
File: 1507354856324.png (1.19 MB, 1136x640, IMG_0772.PNG)
>>446034>>446037Hey, it could be worse! Young Onion was…less ugly to look at
No. 446067
File: 1507358030744.jpg (54.88 KB, 604x452, side.jpg)
Aren't these the same bitches that lick Lames tits?
No. 446069
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Kek at this fellow aussie commenting on onion finally getting new shoes (calm your tits anons, not me - at least he didn't delete this one. Love the pic tho, our old prime minister eating an onion. Fitting.)
>>446067Wait her username is actually macncheese? And we're calling her that? I vote vapiddickcheese
>>446055He looks like he just tried meth for the first time.
No. 446082
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He really has to post that he has to sell shit to afford these shoes? Why own a big ass mansion when you "can't" afford shoes, he's pathetic.
No. 446091
>>446079Maybe not, maybe she's just guilt tripping him while he's away. She seems like that. "Oh Daddy, I have to look after the kids and clean and stream, woe is me" and he's just like "I'M FREEEEEEEEEEE (but thanks childbride uhh I mean wife uhh I mean… space bean?" Love bombs so she stops whining)
>>446084 sage pls (goes in email)
No. 446101
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Thought he didn't care about individual deaths when there's "so much unreported death in the world"
No. 446118
>>446095but he says this while he's in LA for no reason, since he said he has no one to collab with and is gonna spend most of his time in a hotel bed.
he couldnt buy his shoes closer to home?
No. 446120
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>>446082"Was about time he upgraded from his old man shoes" I think to myself as I google to see what he bought. tbf I'm pretty oblivious to what's cool these days but those are some ugly ass shoes man
No. 446163
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them empty sociopathic eyes and fake smile
No. 446172
>>446034same but remember, that's not how he really looks like. it's all angles, lighting, make up etc and that he didn't have the eyes of a sociopath for a moment.
>>446067yes they are, but at least that jupiter girl seems to be a friend of mac of what I've seen. so that's not real evidence that she means onion.
>>446079definitely
No. 446202
>>446091I think you're right, lame is a crybaby all the time and I bet behind the scenes she's often a bitch to him and grumpy because she doesn't get attention and he doesn't clean or takes care of the kids that much.
>>446188yeah the bdsm part sounds believable.
No. 446205
>>446202Yeesh! It's like everything he accused Skye of doing (and never done) has taken the form of Lainey.
Karma - this is your fate Greg, accept it!
No. 446222
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Little shoes for a little man.
No. 446227
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>>446222Bahaha lainey now confirming his manlet status and his tiny widdle feet. I'm laffin
No. 446241
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>>446231LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THAT CRANIUM!
No. 446243
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No. 446252
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>>446247I heard this on the radio…. the same characteristics also apply to cheaters
No. 446256
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Lames aging horribly.
No. 446263
>>446038surprised no one mentioned this sooner it's so classic
bitch must have anxious attachment to justify this emotional abuse oh my god sort your shit
No. 446265
>>446260Definitely not. Or at least Greg hates when she does. His oral sex videos all come off as announcements to Lainey that he is dissatisfied.
Also lol no way Lainey would have the mental capability to go down on a girl.
No. 446268
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>>446163wow he's so young and boyish and not gross at all
No. 446271
>>446256oh for fucks sake, she's smiling, smiling wrinkles up your face believe it or not, facially, she looks like a normal woman in her early 20s
all I can think of when I see lainey is to think about what she would have looked like if she never met greg
No. 446273
>>446231O M G
Is he going to eventually listen to everything we say?
>got roasted for his old man high heels>bought expensive shoes No. 446275
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>>446231his proportions are so wonky it looks like someone fucked around in photoshop
No. 446276
>>446231if it wasnt for his haggard face I'd assuke this was some emo kid at the mall in 2009
also why does it look like he got 2 left feet though?
No. 446280
>>446150The issue with Shane is he's known for collabing with "controversial" youtubers, and he's currently doing that firsts series so I wouldn't be surprised if he did a "first GAY KISS!" featuring Gargoyle.
>>446262God, those ~kinky~ greasomes must've been so boring. I wonder if Lainey let Billie eat her out or if Billie was just supposed to stand there and kiss Lainey whenever Onion wanted to see it.
No. 446284
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>>446231Not the exact shoe but the same line - 1.75" heel. Holy heck.
No. 446289
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>>446284Samefag but is he wearing ugly old man tracksuit bottoms out?
No. 446299
>>446289he just went to LA to go to a mall and buy lame adoodoos?
i love how he left the store wearing them too
No. 446322
>>446311Greg had naked massages with his mom…
Wasn't Mr. Mackey molested by Woodsy the Owl?
No. 446336
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He has the nerve to call others ugly, woof.
No. 446339
>>446256It's just the hair & eyebrows, she'd look her age if she looked more natural and bought new glasses. her face is normal
>>446323kinda OT but if greg ever does drugs i can see him as that guy who takes a hit from a bong, has a panic attack, and then goes to beat up his dealer for giving him "laced weed"
No. 446342
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>>446336so this is the neanderthal ayalla ugly? lmao
No. 446363
>>446231He looks tiny.
He probably hates tall women so much because they can step on him.
No. 446394
>>446386it's a patreon perk for $100+ patreons so probably a patreon
>>446385lol i think hes going there in hopes he can get collabs just by being there. Also to get away from lameo and he seems to get offers to hang out more than collab. i really doubt shane would make a video with him after ignoring him for this long. I feel like shane knows onion is actually a bad person and not just a fun controversial person like some others so he likely wouldnt give him attention.
No. 446441
>>446362Would Taylor qualify as a 'rat king' at Kiwi Farms? Null and his sycophants are insufferable, but Greg and Taylor deserve a little extra exposure from them.
>>446366Transtrenders get really pissed off when you mention this contradiction.
No. 446528
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he's talking about turbotax again
No. 446530
File: 1507431137029.jpg (179.41 KB, 814x519, incels.jpg)
I saw these comments about the Las Vegas mass shooting by some psychotic incels, and it's SO SIMILAR to Grease talking about Manchester/tragedy that it's disturbing af.
No. 446633
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Censored nipples and 2000's hair
The caption confirms his uncomfortableness with his own body - particularly his nipples. (Could not screened the caption, picture's too big)
No. 446639
>>446633Ewww that gross little patch of chest hair. Gag.
Also why does his bath water look like he used a hex bomb? It's filthy looking. This pic looks like something a highschool dude would send a girl. Creepy fuck.
No. 446675
>>446528It's fascinating that he still doesn't admit that he didn't have the knowledge to do his tax declaration on his own. Oh there's a cheap online service? Haha! Dumb people who spend money on a tax consultant.
No, he continues and even makes a stupid shoop because he's so convinced he's right. He's making a fool of himself and doesn't even see it.
>>446633I first thought he meant the nipple censoring as an edgy gender equality statement but that's actually bullshit since he doesn't censor them on his other pics.
>>446639Not do defend the filthlord but in this case I think it's the filter
No. 446691
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Thanks for including links to their Patreons because now I'm gonna go donate to both.
☮️ Peace out. ☮️(no one cares)
No. 446706
>>446237Sorry to sperg but were you doing fashion drawing? The average body is 7.5x the length of their head but fashion drawing lengthens the figure to about 9 times the head's height.
Either way he looks like a fucking lollipop though.
No. 446707
>>446237Sorry to sperg but were you doing fashion drawing? The average body is 7.5x the length of their head but fashion drawing lengthens the figure to about 9 times the head's height.
Either way he looks like a fucking lollipop though.
No. 446726
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Isn't it a little odd that the only person gurgy follows on twitch is tobuscus?
>>446691>being this bad with the internet that you have to go to lolcow to get people's patreon linkslol "anon" pls, no1curr about your lunch money
No. 446783
>>446779ewww that video is so disgusting. I hate when people kiss and its much worse when the onions do it.
his ugly grown out haircut makes his head look even bigger
He's showing his ignorant and immature mindset again with his stupid nazi imitation cause that's the only thing he knows about germany.
No. 446789
>>446779They both state they only have 1 friend, lol. It's pathetic.
And how do you know when someone's a vegan?
They tell you every fucking 3 minutes in a shitty unboxing vid.
No. 446796
>>446779Highlights
>G: Hey guys, I'm Greg and this is my twink.Lainy fails at trying to open box >G: Let me do it.>L: No, you said I got to open it.>G: I have a penis.>L: So?
>G: I can't read these ingredients so I'm just gonna assume it's vegan. Can't read it - that's my excuse.Lainy shows gummy Smurf candy>G: Yeah, I can't eat those. They probably have gelatin. Technically you're not suppose to eat it either.>L: But I'm gonna.>G: Because you're the worst vegetarian ever. What dog annoys you the most:
>G: Leelu>L: Caterpie Lainy says she dislikes her new puppy the most because it's ruined her wood floor due to not house breaking itHow many friends do we think that we currently have, that we have met in person:
>G: 10, This LA trip got me a lot of friends. >L: I have one. (Sarah I'm guessing)At the end the Onion tries hard to not pull away from Lainy when she kisses him. When he starts to move into her kisses she pulls away No. 446816
>>446796>someone with all the time in the world can't housebreak a fucking puppy OR clean up after itThis creature has children. I cannot believe she can rationalize having a fake ass nanny rather than a weekly maid for all that grime. Less likely to be a teen, I guess.
Can't expect much from someone whose only joy in life seems to be hoarding more anxiety aids.
No. 446824
>>446779So I'm a german anon and familiar with the products and I also did a quick research. The MAOAM candy that gred tried was not even vegetarian KEK cause there's gelatine in it. He could have seen that cause the german word is almost the same (just without the "e" at the end). Yet he calls lainey a bad vegetarian. Also the FRITT candy they both tried is not vegetarian. He could have eaten the Smurf gummies cause they seem to be vegan but those are the ones he didn't want.
He is such a lazy ass that he takes ignorance as an excuse for everything (like not paying taxes). It's the same with his fucking food instagram account where he always puts a "vegan, right?" in the description because he doesn't care enough to look into the ingredients.
sage for nitpicky vegetarian talk
No. 446833
>>446824Yeah. It's also not hard to look up the words 'milk' and 'egg' up. Like… three words. Or to download one of these apps with a scanner that tell you whether products are vegan.
He also said "this is definitely not vegan" to the Oreo chocolate although Oreos are vegan? This is the year where I finally realize that Greg does not just act stupid but really is stupid.
I'll upload the video in a bit by the way.
No. 446836
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BOYFRIEND GIRLFRIEND TAG 9 (+ Opening Fan Mail)
https://vid.me/hsODA10:54
G: "Hasta la vista, baby! Is that German?"
L: "No… maybe."
G: "Hasta la vista?"
L: "It doesn't sound German…"
G: (tries a German accent)
L: "Sounds like… Spanish?"
Didn't she say that parts of her family are Spanish…? Did neither of them have another language in high school?
No. 446857
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>>446836>>446844i think she's at least a quarter mexican
No. 446892
>>446880This shit is so fucking stupid, who even believes is signs defining a personality?
Also, Greg just constantly shitting on Trump and Shane,unironically debunking the fact that Michelle Obama is not a man lmao, proving his point using a fictional chatracter from game of thrones.
Mucus. It was the same experiance as having mucus.
No. 446903
>>446895lmao, right?
I bet he shamed her for the amount of people she kissed when they first got together. It's probably why he always brings it up, to remind her. There's no way a narc is happy with their wife having kissed tons of others guys before them. It's so juvenile. I'm in my 20's and it's hysterical to and so creepy to even imagine my boyfriend asking me how many people i've kissed, but then I remember he dated her when she was 17.
No. 446904
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>>446895It somewhat saddens me that she'll most likely die at a young age b/c of her shitty diet, being a shut in, lack of decent exercise, and greaselord's fear of dem oogity boogity doctahs
No. 446906
>>446885He's too cheap to pay for a haircut. THeyve said before he cuts his own hair and apparently Lainey's now. Guessing he's been so busy flying to LA for secret teen pussy or to stalk Shiloh to get around to cutting his hair.
Could also be he's getting more liver spots on his head or his hairline is receding so he's keeping it long to hide them.
No. 446920
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She's using her dirty bi flag as a blanket.
No. 446938
>>446880>I'm a Scorpio and apparently so is TobyGames. I guess that makes a little sense. Shows clip of Toby denying allegations and then shows a clip of people cheering We're both passionate. Only I'm a super strait edge. So I'm not so cool, kind of lame.TL;DW
Makes fun of famous Gemini's (especially Trump) and sucks Toby's dick. Boring attempt to be current and self deprecating while stroking his own ego.
No. 446943
>>446939Billie, Shiloh and Skye are all Taurusses, Adrienne is an Aries and Lainey is a Libra.
That is all
No. 446944
>>446917But Lainey you're not skinny yet
You look like a ziplock bag filled with Greek yogurt
No. 446960
>>446945lamey is creepy and wants her friends to live with her and witness her fucked up marriage problems first hand. Weren't both selena and sarah there during parts of the billie drama? Imagine your friend is married with a kid, pregnant with a new kid after an almost divorce after the husband cheated, and is constantly bringing in the same 18 year old into the marriage. And your friend keeps going hot and cold between shes a homewrecker life ruiner to omg i miss her so much i loved her. And they want the 18 year old to tattoo themselves, dye their hair, and get locked in the basement. No wonder selena slowly faded out of her life.
She watched lameo turn into an insufferable person whose whole personality is about being agender and gay. Must be boring as hell when your friend has no interests aside from talking about their marriage problems and wanting girlfriend. Once you get out of high school, start having a real life, getting into a real relationship, studying for your career, the youtube drama your friend wants to drag you into probably isn't appealing. I see sarah following this trend once she grows older. Hopefully she loses her selfish bitch tendencies by meeting non-narcissists.
No. 446963
>>446961and whats worse is that (from what we know thanks to the people who have flirted with lainey and then posted here) she's an asshole to the girls she speaks to. she ignores them 24/7 but the moment someone like plaineyclone posts any type of criticism towards onision she goes into full emo mode about how she can't trust nobody. what a pain in the ass.
its even true of billie, how according to onision himself lainey would ignore her the entire time she would visit. but as soon as she was gone, lainey would post on snapchat about how she felt suicidal because she missed her soooo much. she's fake as fuck.
No. 446973
>>446950I don't either man but I do know this part of the Taurus-Scorpio connection is somewhat true. At least in Onion's perspective:
>Taurus and Scorpio are both signs of deepest physical pleasure, each in their own way. This has to be the focus of their relationship, for they can’t seem to understand platonic and imaginative relationships when they get together. There is no such thing as a platonic experience of romance, when the whole point of romance is to get physical. It is very possible that they will build their sexual life to the point where no other partner could ever satisfy their needs.This could lead to a possessive relationship with no way out, although they probably wouldn’t want to get out even if they could. The entire experience can be too dark for the Taurus partner, especially if their practical sense is challenged by Scorpio’s character. In case they are both independent and ready to blend with someone else, they could be the perfect connection between sexual and emotional, the one that we all wish for.
http://www.astrology-zodiac-signs.com/compatibility/taurus-scorpio/ No. 446981
relax anons, unless these astrology fags derail the thread with pointless bullshit about gregma having planets moving backwards thus explaining why he's a raging narc and pedophile, I see t as harmless
>>446971>Lainey had to be smug af when she gave him that hickey tooNo doubt she's probably crossing her fingers hoping someone asks her about it on stream just so she can brag about her 'OH SO KINKY~' sex life or poor Selena had to listen to her whining about how Greg is constantly a dick to her about her performance in bed but oh don't worry that's just sexy humiliation and their totes kinky and in wuv guys~
No. 446987
>>446981Speaking of planets, ghosts told Grease and Skye that they were reincarnations of people who lived in multiple planets or some shit - all from his websites!
Alright, I'm done with Onion's hocus-pocus nonsense for the day lol.
No. 446992
>>446973>no such thing as a platonic experience of romance>they can't seem to understand platonic and imaginative relationships>The entire experience can be too dark for the Taurus partner, especially if their practical sense is challenged by Scorpio’s character. i'm not normally one for astrology either but looking back on his relationship with billie this is scarily on point.
>>446981>her performance in bedjudging by how wooden she acts all the time, i'm surprised she's got a sex drive at all tbh
No. 446996
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Oh my fucking God, stop it with the astrology. The chances of having 3 girlfriends of the same starsign in a row is 1 in 144, not that miraculous. Horoscopes are written so that they sound relevant to anyone. And its really hard to share a hateboner with people who are nearly as dumb as the cow himself.
Here, here are some tweets. He's watching loli porn and sucking up to momokun; mercury must be in retrograde.
No. 447002
>>446972HAH! That is hilarious! Onion was born to be a literal lolcow I love it.
>>446971He is definitely cheating idk if it could even be considered tinfoil at this point because his behavior towards her is cyclical and everything has a reason.
Idk who he's cheating/talking to but I'm sure he feels like he has a lead so his inner guilt is just drowning her in stuff.
No. 447005
>>446998Nah, she lives in Vegas, but goes there a lot for 'shoots'.
I also support her as the new trinity member because it would be super milky.
No. 447032
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>>446289if homeboy's coming through with these, yeah, it's quiet for him
No. 447040
>>447038>watching animeThat was literally the code.
>>>/pt/329738This older post references it. You saw it pop up in both of their posts around the time.
Go even further back in Onionthreads and you'll see tweetcaps etc.
No. 447042
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I can take a guess who he wants to cheat on Lainey with.
Has hentai problem,
Suddenly wants to go to conventions,
Sudden interest with business on the West Coast
Momokun is slutty who needs comforting
No. 447057
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throwback
No. 447066
>>447057Sorry but that is an absolute reach, there's no way Billie would ever go back to him.
(Just kidding
>>447063 just wanted to keep you on your toes)
No. 447091
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>>447076Eh, dude has mentioned on occasion his attraction to certain body types. Nubile is definitely one of them, but let's not forget how Shiloh was somewhat portly around the time he met up with her. He's very much easily tricked into going for girls with bodies he'd usually hate otherwise so long as they know how to manipulate the camera. He doesn't see the stomach rolls, he just sees those Mega Milk tits IRL and starts fawning.
No. 447129
>>447121LOL
I'm bored and watching Ricegum's response to the content cop.
6 million views and within the first minute or so he uses a clip of Onision…
…Unfortunately for Greg it was when he was wearing a ski mask to hide his oatmeal face.
No. 447142
>>447117I completely forgot about his unhealthy obsession with Hannah Minx and her milk jugs, maybe he is just trying to throw us off.
It's possible he likes both young girls and tit beasts, probably for different reasons. Maybe he likes tit beasts because they remind him of girls he couldn't get when he was younger and he wants to hate fuck and degrade them or something? And the young girls because he's a gross old dude obsessed with youth and probably gets off on how easy they are to manipulate
No. 447156
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No. 447161
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>>447156Good. Do a fucking flip, Greg.
No. 447168
>>447156i think they had a fight, otherwise he would have to explain lame why he's sad (if it was about another girl).
I hope at least one of them streams today
No. 447209
>>447156Reasons why onion is probably sad:
- Missing whoever he is cheating on lameo with/flirting with. Or something went south with them.
- Gearing up for another IRS guilt his fans for money video. Pity me mode activated.
- Lameo found out something and is upset with him or he did something exceptionally bad recently. He has to fake sad and like he cares so he goes on twitter to tweet about it.
- He is in pity mode because lameo is rejecting the idea of a new girl lately. Got to post on twitter about how hes sad/ignore her in real life to guilt her/shame her into agreeing to get a gf for him
Those are the usual reasons.
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I present to you all, a married father of two discussing Columbus Day. If they wind up homeschooling their children, they’re as good as drooling bedwetters.
No. 447230
>>447225oh my god imagine onion teachin his kids history… trying to talk about topics like columbus and then calling him a jerk and making the whole lesson about himself.
he would also teach them that they only need google to win every argument in the world.
No. 447265
>>447248Narc raised kids usually have less self esteem so their kids would probably just be pitied by others.
>>447225To homeschool children don't you need to have actual like quality control? This guy wouldn't teach history at all, except his youtube history.
No. 447280
>>447265You’ve never heard of “unschooling”.
I could totally see that being something the Onions might try.
Sage for speculation/irrelevancy.
No. 447295
>>447280Looked up unschooling.
Could be really good with someone who is qualified and willing to work to make it great and worthwhile for the kids.
So basically onions kids are doomed, his version of unschooling would be to literally not teach them anything.
No. 447341
>>447333tinfoil but, what if all the assumptions about greg cheating on lainey is starting to get to her and now her and greg are in a mexican standoff about whether or not he did the deed.
This whole Mariah joining the trinity speculation probably only worsened her own insecurities and now she's probably watching him like a hawk while he passive aggressively mentions how much he "loves" their marriage
No. 447342
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No. 447343
>>447342Does he consider being shut away in his room tweeting about how SAD he is time spent doing "work"?
He seems to have spent the past few hours shut in his room, watching anime, moping about and tweeting about it. Meanwhile we can assume Lainey is the one caring for the kids, however lazily she may do so. Even Doormat must resent him.
No. 447395
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Troll her, she'll get triggered. I can't if not I would.
No. 447408
>>445727>>445810Need to say this. He is vastly misinformed about these Hollywood starlets. Kate Hudson, yes had natural small breasts in Almost Famous, top less scene. However, in 2010, she got breast enhancement surgery. Rumored to be because of A Rod, he likes thin athletic women with big breasts. Kate also has has 2 nose jobs, one in adolescents and another after how to lose a guy in 10 days. Also about Kate, she famously is a man eater. Rumored cheated on her first husband, drove Owen Wilson to attempt suicide, and the lead singer of Muse wrote Dead Inside about her, very telling. Also rumored to have a secret side affair with Chris Martin while they were both married. But according to our very own manlet, it's okay because she's flat chested with a gorgeous face. No personality or character or integrity needed when it comes to onion.
No. 447415
>>447408Kiera Knightly, nothing evil, but she has at least 1 nose job, and upper lip implant. She also is rumored to be anorexic, stemming from when she and Natalie Portman were gunning for a role, and they needed to lose weight to be considered. But she's stunning because it's partly false. Claire Danes, oh home girl I liked you so much, until you went after a married man, Billy Crudup. Yes, she got him, he left Mary Louise Parker when she was 7 months pregnant to be with Claire. Yes, they broke up too, because Claire cheated on Billy lol. Claire Danes has had 2 nose jobs as well. Possible face fillers. So someone with no integrity of relationship boundaries, that's who groggy likes.
No. 447417
>>447416She looked panic'd the couple times momo was brought up, It
triggers her
No. 447418
>>447417theres too ways she'll go about this.
Even more crazy Ana crap along with dressing more and more like an actual child to try and look smol and lolli for Greg when she displays his he takes fantasies
Or
She'll desperately try and fatten herself up
Godddd this is gonna be great
No. 447425
>>447408>>447415Last post guys. Sienna Miller. Big cheaty home wrecker. Affair with Balthazar Getty, his poor wife and 4 kids. She also had affair with Daniel Craig, thereby cheating on Jude Law. But she got hers when Jude Law had an affair with their LIVE in NANNY. Splashed all over the papers, she stayed, but eventually broke up. She uses Botox and Multiple fave fillers. Julia Stiles, sure she is very natural. But… she knowingly entered into an affair with Michael C Hall when she guest stared on Dexter. Did Julia care that Michael's real wife played character Debra, his sister on the show? No. Also, Michael Campus Hall had been diagnosed with cancer and his wife stayed loyal and help him out tremendously with his recovery. So how does he repay his wife? By doing Julia Stiles. Robin Wright, we'll, she endured Sean Penns mental, emotional, psychological, (and not confirmed physical) abuse. Please google Sean Penn screams at ex boyfriend and look at the pictures. Robin had that red angry face yelling at her for years. Reminds me of Onions screaming at Lainey behind the scenes and her scratching away her tears so he doesn't yell at her for having womanly hysterical emotions.
TL;DR gred only sees the outside of people Yada Yada
No. 447434
>>447428A little summary: Greg came in to give Lainey sunglasses, she tell him people are saying he is cheating her with Momokun and that's is why he is traveling so much to LA, he response " hmmmm, she doesnt even live there" then Lainey continue saying every week is someone different(sidechick).
She thanks Grug really biting and he left the room. Afterward Lainey says she feel like crying.
No. 447446
>>447438Yeah, very defensive and nervous throughout the whole stream. Once onion came on younow and the comments about moo came up you can tell she got increasingly irritated and if she stayed on she would have 100% cried on stream.
Something is definitely up and she knows Greg has fucked up.
No. 447449
>>447441It was me. I really just wanted to see the reaction.
Something has to be going on and it has to be involving moomoo because once I said it she read it out loud and her demeanor kind of shifted from anger to defensiveness, demanding receipts.
No. 447451
L: Did you know that you're cheating on me with momokun?
G: Momokun?
L: Apparently
G: Hmm
https://www.younow.com/xbabyfox/30080514/40379961/ec93da3c/m No. 447455
>>447451Usually he goes full on narc rage if anyone dares to lie about him.
Seriously his reaction is very very telling
No. 447456
>>447451fuck, his lack of response even has me want to cry kekkkkk
the boy fucked up. even if hes not cheating with momokun, hes cheating with someone.
No. 447478
>>447459Ah ok, thank you anon. Think he is still targeting a Gemini, but am glad to hear this. Other anons must be correct that burgl wants Momo's fans then, not her. But then who? Who is the Gemini he's trying to monkey branch??? Hey Taylor Elaine, I think you've learned your lesson enough, don't you think? Forget the sunk cost fallacy, that's a terrible reason to stay. I don't think well of you, but heartbreak exudes from your pores. It's sheer madness to continue, it never
stays "better", does it? Taylor Elaine, leave him for a joyful family that you have waiting for you with open arms. Do the best thing for your children. Troy
will remember what you did and didn't do for him. Do you really want him to be exactly the same as his father through and through? Start divorce proceedings with your dad's help. Don't leave the house with the kids yet it looks bad. Get a restraining order against Shrek. Sage for all the seemingly pro Taylor Elaine talk. Just care about the welfare the innocent babies stuck in the middle of Onions antics. Ps. Her name is Taylor Elaine
No. 447481
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>>446836They had to be joking that they both thought "Hasta la vista" was German just because a guy from Austria said it in a movie, right?
I love that basic knowledge that most people who finished high school understand, seems to baffle the Onions and they have to consult their all knowing Google.
What would they do if they were born before the internet?
No. 447497
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Anyone care to reupload this possible train wreck?
No. 447506
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>>447497https://vid.me/sQrZGProcessing, give it a few minutes.
No. 447518
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Sorry, vid.me was glitching out. This link is working fine now.
https://vid.me/o93rC No. 447530
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>>447518It's been a while since I sat through an Onion video. Key notes:
- Went to YT space, there's 5 seconds where he's trying to grab someone who's giving this technical talk; it's so bizarre
- there's a solid minute where he just says the word "Tesla" increasingly autistically. It's so bizarre
- Onion turns on warm water (pic related) and wonders why the water looks a different color (hot tap water is typically this way)
- …he shopped his face onto a WWE announcement clip??? "I'm a loser" -Onion 2k17
- there are so many lolz teh randum unrelated clips? Like he cut to Always Sunny of Charlie vomiting for literally no reason.
He titled the vlog "Why I Quit LA", and provides no reasoning nor shows a few minutes of Onion-professing-his-"""divine-wisdom""". It's just strewn together random clips of his feet walking, with his awful screeching, and references to shows/movies.
No. 447532
>>447518So he's no longer going to LA.
Let's stop tinfoiling because the utters are dry. Onion has been going to LA at last chance and very desperate efforts to see if anyone is equally desperate enough to collab with him. There's no affair. Nobody wants that. He's mostly alone when he goes to LA. He gleefully talks about anyone collabs or dinners he has with anyone, male or female, because he's that toxic in the YT community and is that lonely.
Of course he'll act unaffected by rumors of an affair. Any time anyone mentions that with his patrons, he doesn't understand. He's used to rumors. Unless a YTer makes a video talking about it, he's not going to narc rage and milk it for views, which he probably won't anymore because it'll get demonitized. There's no profit in his outbursts to call out anyone or play into drama.
No. 447533
>>447530His random cuts might be due to Shane's boyfriend Ryland doing lots of that in his videos. It's getting kinda common in other videos as well though. We know he stalks Shane and his friends so it's not a far stretch to assume he stalks Shane's boyfriend as well. Can only imagine how bitter he is that it isn't him sucking Shane's dick and getting pampered. If only Shane had wanted his vegetarian body Onion would be raking in tons of dough and be YouTube famous.
Shane's definitely like a sugar daddy as seen in Rylands boyfriend buys my clothes video. He spends over 700$ in one store on an outfit for Ryland probably spends at least 1000$. Lainey probably crys at how unlucky she was to end up with Onion who won't even do a boyfriend buys my clothes from Walmart video but'll blow thousands on Billie for makeup and tickets for other girls.
No. 447534
>>447532did u watch the video tho, anon above says he doesnt even state anywhere why he
"quit" LA … doesnt confirm or dubunk anything
No. 447536
>>447506With his logic people like idubbbz, h3h3 even pewdiepie they keep getting demonetized too, yet their views never decline, quite the opposite.
So no matter what he says it's bs, and it's time for him to realize his channels are dying because people are tired of his narc rants, shitty content and unfunny 2007 comedy.
Also we have seen this same video of him complaining about youtube now about how many times? 15? At least?
No. 447538
>>447415ot but why did hugh dancy ever get with claire danes? i'm not salty but i don't get it, why go for such an obvious homewrecker/cheater?
>>447425damn anon, hollywood is such a cesspool lmao
No. 447546
>>447538Lol Hollywood certainly lives in excess of everything. Regarding Hugh, didn't want to say before, but it has been suggested that he is secretly more gay than not. Hollywood has a history of fake relationships created to further achieve success. 2 stars are better than one. Claire Danes lost a lot of good will from fans over the affair. Hugh Dancy needed a heterosexual partner for his image because his star was rising. Lemme point out that Claire and Bilky broke up in 2006, and then her and Dancy began dating in the same year. But they almost divorced around 2013 or 2014 I think. She had a relationship outside of the marriage (he didn't care because he did as well) but her and Hugh started to disagree about how to raise their son. But they revised their partnership contracts, and are doing well again. Everything is for show, nothing is what it seems, the need to control the public image is extreme, to the point of pathological obsession. Sound like anyone familiar?? Lol
sage again for ot Hollywood talk. Gossip and secrets are my bread and butter
No. 447548
>>447546wow anon, where do you even get all that info? i’d be super down to discuss more about actual celebrity dirt on a specific thread for that(if there isn’t one already) and you’d be an excellent contributor.
sage for ot/derailing
No. 447549
>>447408>>447546>>447425>>447415Fucking stop. This sounds like gossip magazine fake news and even if it's true, it's irrelevant and clogging up the thread.
Between this and the astrology shit, I swear some of you are a YouTube channel away from being cows yourselves.
>>447478You sound like Joy, calm down.
No. 447562
>>447518Starting at 2:55, he puts a clip of lameo stuttering the word blog and captions it wut? making fun of her.
In his video My awesome girlfriend at the :39-:57 mark Shiloh says eggsexual by accident and Greg keeps questioning why she said the word wrong. He keeps replaying the clip over and over while she says no I didn't.
Patterns of behavior, no matter how insignificant, don't change.
No. 447565
>>447548seconding this i want gossip anon to spill more. didn't find an ot thread i'll try and make one in a min
>>447562he gets hung up over the pettiest things it's true, but i wonder if he's starting to bait lainey into initiating a divorce. it kinda seems like his cycles of indifference/love bombing are speeding up and he's being even colder to her than usual, just like with skye
No. 447595
>>446779so is the hickey from lainey or the person he went to LA to chea- I mean "collab" with
he goes to LA, comes back with a hickey
No. 447601
>>447376dude onion said himself
"I am not racist I just don't like african americans"
He's been the most racist POS ever, only ever dated white girls, then magically he claimed to have dated all these black, mixed or hispanic women only recently, most likely to get brownie points or get the "I'm not racist" card even though he spews out every single detail of every white woman he's ever been with yet magically has somehow dated all the women of color? nope, I don't buy it for a second
No. 447602
>>447599well true, unless he came up with some BS excuse and said it was for a skit or a joke or something
then again didn't some anons have theories they only pretend to be together for views?
No. 447606
>>447599Maybe he told her he went paintballing with the boys (PotatoRegrette and Fridge guy).
You know the doormat would accept such a lame excuse.
Or maybe he doesn't even want her to. He seems to be really pushing the marriage to breaking point.
No. 447610
>>447587They get annoyed at the energy they have to expend to manage the fallout, hence why they try to turn it round on others, and prep with lovebombing.
If Lainey got too upset he'd probably start bringing up what he thinks he's done for her, and all the bad things she's done. A bit like the whiteboard diagram vids.
No. 447615
>>447587Everything a narc feels as a "guilt" is more a fear of losing something valuable for them rather than actual guilt of hurting feelings.
A narc is never actually sorry for things they've done. They're sorry that they got caught. The "guilt" they portray is actually the fear of losing the narsiccistic source.
I have a good bunch of narc traits and that's at least how I work around people.
No. 447645
>>447619I wonder if shaving her head is so she can wear her Billie wigs full time and not get called put because "guys I'm bald~~~"
Would make it easier to become billies skinwalker
No. 447649
>>447648it sounds like a case of stockholm syndrome
she sounds mentally ill and brainwashed, another reason why i feel bad for her, it's sadly common behavior for women in abusive relationships especially when the woman was young when they got in the relationship
No. 447650
>>447644You can feel bad all you want but announcing it here isn't going to change the tone of how people talk about lameo
She made her bed, FULLY aware of the consequences and now she must lie in it. We're talking about someone who was around during Shiloh era, who has seen the videos and is aware of the arm chair posts on Tumblr confirming his abusive ways.
She became an opportunist who wanted a chance with money and fame despite knowing how bad it could get. She also had two of his children mind you.
I mean if you want the cherry on top, lameo is abusive herself. She was in agreement w gargamel to give Billie a punishment for proof of her loyalty to them, also she threw her under the bus many times and a lot of anons speculated that lames orchestrated Billie being kicked out of the mansion as well. She's an emotional abusier and god knows what she's like with her own children.
No. 447654
>>447650"I feel bad for lainey"
"you can feel bad all you want"
then why try to ban me? I feel bad for her because she was young, stupid, and her favorite youtuber was coming onto her, she was brainwashed and blinded under his delusion, I saw it coming when she was going to be just another shiloh, adrienne, and skye, etc etc but this case is different, despite being in a delusion and having stockholm syndrome, if onision one day decides to ditch her like he did with all his other wives, she has two kids, lost her husband, the guy she most likely lost all her firsts too, I feel for her, I don't agree with what she's doing but she isn't who she is anymore, if it helps you feel better, I'm feeling more for taylor than lainey, the girl who she was before onion contaminated her
>She became an opportunist who wanted a chance with money and fame despite knowing how bad it could get. She also had two of his children mind you. she was naive and retarded, and now she gave up her young adult years and has to take care of some abusive cheating mans children, again, I feel bad for her, no I'm not saying what she did is ok and it was smart blah blah blah, I just simply feel bad for her
> lameo is abusive herself. She was in agreement w gargamel to give Billie a punishment for proof of her loyalty to them, also she threw her under the bus many times and a lot of anons speculated that lames orchestrated Billie being kicked out of the mansion as well. She's an emotional abusier and god knows what she's like with her own children.that's again, not uncommon for people in these relationships, an example would be sex trafficking, the women involved will often have to abuse and help the pimps abuse the girls who are introduced to the ring as well as enforcing the punishment of the pimps. it's not that these women are sick and fucked up in their head, rather than just taking commands and attempting to impress their "leader"
another example would be in daddy o five, the other children see abuse happening to cody, the leaders convince them it's not abuse, and then the other kids start abusing the lower ones themselves, you have to have a wider understanding of these situations
onion, convinced lainey as well as his dumbass fans that it somehow wasn't abuse and billie deserves it and everything else, which is disgusting, they need help to be pulled out of the brainwashing rather than to just be shamed
> lames orchestrated Billie being kicked out of the mansion as welleh, I mean, it's not exactly abuse to kick someone out but it wouldn't be a mystery why an emotionally unstable and distressed woman wants to kick out the girl the cult leader convinced them all in a 3 way with just so he can fuck some teenager
but thankfully, billie is happy now and with a guy who shouldn't even be compared to someone as disgusting as onion
No. 447655
>>447649Nothing in that sounds like Stockholm syndrome lol. Lamo wasn't kidnapped by Greg or forced into the relationship. She forced herself in the relationship. She forced herself despite knowing she was the second best from Shiloh. She forced herself even though people sent her proof about Gregs behaviour pattern and history of abuse and cheating. He even basically cheated her with Shiloh when he tried to get her back.
She went to the relationship fully knowing what's it like. Greg holds her on second place and has admitted to it. She acknowledges this. When you dig yourself a hole in a pile of shit even though people tell you multiple times it's shit you're digging, nobody should feel sorry when you're neck deep.
No. 447656
>>447655"because she wanted to be in the relationship at the beginning she doesn't have stockholm syndrome"
do you not know how abusive relationships work?
honeymoon phase starts off first, it seems appealing and she wants to be in it and whatever
anyway, with the shiloh situation, keep in mind greg is a master manipulator who manipulated his audience into thinking shiloh was crazy and he most likely convinced her the proof of abuse and cheating is fake
>When you dig yourself a hole in a pile of shit even though people tell you multiple times it's shit you're digging, nobody should feel sorry when you're neck deep.look, she was young, dumb, fell for some youtuber she was obsessed with, I bet if you were her age when he came onto her and a youtuber, band member, actor or whatever the fuck you're into that you had a crush on came onto you and started manipulating you, you would have gone for it, I think she deserves a second chance wants she chooses to be mentally healthy again, however, she does, by definition, have stockholm syndrome
her dumb choices left her with two kids and mentally unstable, I'm not gonna throw her to the dirt just for being dumb, naive and not listening to people, she deserves to get better and I hope she does
No. 447659
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>>447658Lainey sent this to Sarah when she was 14 (the fact that she still felt the need to censor it online after removing the censor bar says it all tbh)
No. 447661
>>447658>>447657Of course they have no idea about that - this idiot has obviously just rocked up recently and decided to post massive long defences of Lainey as if the rest of us don't know what's up.
Look at the thread title. Lainey was included in it because we've discussed through before and over time Lainey demonstrated that she is not worthy of pity and is a cow herself.
Fine if you don't have time to wade through all the past threads but have the sense to not lecture anons who've kept up with this longer before even wondering how we got to this point.
No. 447664
>>444507>>447434Momokun is always in LA with events, photography shoots and business contracts. What an idiot Lainey is.
Not everyone sits stationary in one room no the computer. Las Vegas is 4hrs away from LA and 22 hours from where Onision lives.
Onision definately hopes for an encounter with her in LA.
No. 447665
>>447662my bad, didn't see where it said sarahs @
if she sent it censored whats the big deal?
No. 447667
>>447665Iirc she sent the uncensored one to Sarah so Sarah could edit it for her (put the censor bar for her on the photo cause Lame can't do anything herself). I also remember weird ass messages of Lainey to Sarah,where they were obviously flirting before they became "best friends" but I ain't gonna search for them just cause you are too lazy to look this shit up yourself.
But my point is she definitely has a weird predatory way about her when it comes to girls younger than her. She also behaves like a fuckboy and as if she is entitled to a 'cute girlfriend' who has to put up with all her shit like that she is married and all. She also stood by her husband in the Billie situation. So no, Laimey is no victim. She's just as f'd up as Grease.
No. 447669
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Anyone else thinks he was having the trips to LA for the sole purpose of fapping to sick cartoon porn without Plainey walking in on him?
No. 447670
>>447669I have a feeling that Onision was caught fapping to Momokun and got caught by Lainey in some way.
Then he blamed it on being addicted to hentai and not really into it because of Momokun but the cosplay aspect of it.
Further more the trolling in her younow really set her off and thats why he didn't reply the people expected. Because it wasn't untrue.
TTDL; Onision possibly caught fapping to momokun and blamed it on "hentai" addiction.
No. 447676
>>447671Stfu and bring something to the table. Your post is more sage then sage it self. Wasting fucking space.
Leave the posts to the gossipers.
If people see something they will say it, and something is up with Onision and Momokun because he bombards her twitter and it
TRIGGERS lainey, so fuck off. Jeez suck out all the fun won't you.
Momokun and Onision is real, he is obsessed with her on twitter, he bombards her on twitter, suddenly caught fapping to hentai. There is something there, you are blind not to see it idiot.
No. 447678
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has anyone noticed grease was sad-tweeting?
the answer is no. your 13 year old fans don't want to fan up a grandpa gurgly
No. 447679
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here's some screenshots of gerg trying to engage moomoo on twitter
No. 447680
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and here's him liking up her photos, probably while rubbing his hot dog at the hotel
No. 447689
>>447464lol anon I feel bad for you but I missed it too. everything milky happened when I was asleep. too bad they always stream when it's night here.
>>447678gurg, you are already no notyoungish & decent looking anymore, you need extrem exposure, video filters, make up and a mall emo haircut to achieve that.
No. 447710
>>447676you don't understand how to sage, read
https://lolcow.farm/info.htmlI really cannot imagine that he would be attracted to Momo, she just isn't his type and its way more likely that he sucks up to her for info on patreon bucks and to be friends with people who are gaining success. remember that he's desperately alone at the moment.
No. 447719
>>447691I don't agree, It was
triggering the shit out of lainey last night and he's obviously a little bit focused on her, I'm more suspicious of the anons (without sage no less) trying to take us off the subject. Plus its fun and it least its not completely out there like the third child theory or some shit or people just constantly talking about laineys make up.
No. 447722
>>447676Your comment needs to be saged itself which if you actually knew what saging was for you would have done so.
Onion only "bombards" Moomoo's Twitter for the Patreon $$$, just look at the way he interacts with his cringey as fuck Patrons on his Twitch streams, you can literally feel the cringe and his discomfort with talking to them.
No. 447724
first off i'm pissed
these threads have been infiltrated with idiots claiming to be long time members when they type like childish boys.
having sympathy for Lainey would be normal for most women who have actual life experience. She was a young girl who got the chance to be with a 'star' and y'all raging cause she didn't believe your warnings. Sorry but if Leo DiCaprio was to hit on me, and I get all this info about him from anons, I'm going to be Team Leo and take what he says as FACTS. ok. grow up if you can't have sympathy for a girl in an abusive relationship. fuck sake.
ALSO
this Momo crap has to stop. This girl does not need to date Onion, she is not desperate for attention, she gets more. Also Onion is ugly as fuck, I'm sure Momo would rather have one night stands and fuck around with normies rather than married men. jesus christ. you idiots who want to ban people for liking lainey seem to be IN LOVE with onion, think the whole fucking world revolves around him.
ALSO
thank you to the anons that support my cakefacetay theory. since it has came out, onion is apparently not going to LA anymore. he also recently interacted with her on twitter. she has several, one with upwards 20k followers, she is on youtube and is gorgeous, her being a POC does not matter, Onion will fuck minors, you think he would turn down an attractive woman because of complexion? he doesn't have enough conviction to be a racist. also she's a patron. has her own youtube channel. from LA.
you guys focus on some daft shit.
No. 447726
>>447724I agree with your first point and that the Moomoo stuff has to stop but you must not know a thing about her. The bitch doesn't have 32 threads for nothing.
>>447678Bitch we don't love you now, what do you mean "still".
No. 447729
>>447726i've never read her threads or came across her organically on the web. do not understand the appeal of cosplays and anime.
i'd still reckon she gets hit on by men because of her attire etc, so in my mind, she could have no strings sex with many men that aren't married or grease. that was my main point. maybe she is desperate, but my take-away point is not desperate enough for a greasy micro-dick that negatively affects views by association
No. 447731
>>447728you're a dumb bitch, can i ask what age you are?
also i'm not in an abusive relationship, are you in one at all?
she treats who she wants like how she wants, she does not force anyone to be her fan or give her gifts, shame on those people. lainey wears her feelings on her sleeve, if you they can't see she's a waste of money then my god, the money flow problem worsens.
she hardly lures greg teenagers. has anyone seen evidence of that since billie? she hated Beck. Hates most of his patrons. Flirts with girls on her own and doesn't involve Onion, if he wants in she comes off with 'I'm not wanting a gf anymore~'
you're either greg, meowifer, a patron or you want the grease dick.
No. 447736
>>447729A trip down her recent thread will tell you that she doesn't mind hitting on guys who are in relationships and she does what she does
for attention.
Regardless it's irrelevant cause I highly doubt that Gregma and Moomoo would be able to stand the other's nasty body odor. He's only kissing up to her for Patreon bucks. That's it.
No. 447739
>>447736ok, but she gets more attention on her own than what greg would bring, also if they ever did get together there would be the other factor of laineybot's fans trashing them, SR + JG trashing them, + most of YT community.
I'm trying to say Greg is an undesirable, I didn't realise I'd have to have 3 posts to get this laid down on his thread… GREG IS NOT ATTRACTIVE! THERE ARE SO MUCH MORE HOTTER GUYS ON YT HE IS IRRELEVANT, we should all stop posting about that fat chick now, I'm sure most onion farmers could not give a fuck about moomoo
No. 447741
also guys, we're not suppose to tip the cows.
y'all act like giddy school girls running off to lainey's streams to talk about momo. if you're wrong (which you are) you'll be stroking Greg's ego, he didn't even have to cheat with the person to get the same effect, he loves drama.
also, who the fuck confirmed billie and grease had code with 'anime'. that was all speculation. some of you really have been reaching for this mess.
he has his site (which cakefacetay posted on), his patron, insta, twitter, fb and yt to pool girls from. he doesn't need lainey. he took Beck + Vix into his own hands (not that any of them worked kek) but him + Lainey are living two separate lives in the 1 house. Except Grease controls the finances and is fucking them all over. if he's cheating, he'll be doing so with an impressionable fan. he has tried twice before.
1st attempt on his own - Vix. she didn't make it to the airport
2nd attempt on his own - Beck. didn't consult lainey, clogged up their toilet
3rd attempt on his own- flies to them.
No. 447745
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>>447518Two things bothered me. Ewww, is this his kitchen floor. Disgusting.
Second, they sold their other car right? If they only have the one car why doesn't he have Lainy drop him off at the airport. Leaving her with no transportation is awful especially when they have two children. What if something happened?
No. 447750
>>447724Lol wtf. These boards haven't sympathized with lainey in forever. And I'm sincerely sorry that you are so stupid and would go after a "star" who is known to be abusive. A LOT of people wouldn't, so what the fuck is that dumb assumption? And gerg isn't even close to leo di caprio in terms of fame. He is a shitty youtuber and its been documented by HIMSELF how shit went down, and she still went for it. AND AFTER all the shit, she still defends him and stayed. Thats the key point.
You could sympathize with 17 year old lameo, but 23 year old lameo is a different story. She has kids and she still only thinks about herself and plays victim. She allows her husband to hurt other people and wont do a thing. Even let him talk shit about her sister and family. She only gets uppity and scoffs and becomes vocalif it affects her. Will act passive if anyone else is getting hurt by her or her husband and blame it on not her problem/anxiety/etc. She can make her big grown up decisions. And people here can hate her. I know people who were in abusive relationships who didn't act like an asshole to anyone and everyone.
>>447731Okay you just basically sound like someone up lameo's ass. Good job outing your lameo loveing ass by saying this shit.
No. 447754
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Just checked out Onion boy's forum for shits n giggles. This is from a thread he made himself requesting his fans to submit pics for a video. The post has 5 replies, only one of them with pics of someone doing what he asked for. Another reply is from someone complaining all these vids are the same. And that even though the thread is 4 days old LOL.
I guess a fun way to troll this would be to reply with pics and pretend you're 15 or 16, see if he'll still use the pics because he's desperate for video content.
Link (use adblock):
http://onision.co/thread/6973/fat-skinny No. 447756
>>447724This thread has been clogged up with astrology and celeb gossip, but youre angry that we don't revisit the whole "poor Lainey" debate we've already been through and spoonfeed you past milk until you catch up.
Fuck off.
No. 447760
>>447683But Lainey is still in an abusive relationship. Yes her behaviour and attitude are shitty and I think pretending she's 100% innocent and a victim is wrong, but so is saying she's as bad as Greg and everything is her own fault.
Beating the dead horse and don't want to derail further, but having some empathy for her is understandable to me. You can have empathy for someone and still recognize that they're being a shit person.
No. 447761
>>447759It's hilarious to watch him suck up to her. It might be a stretch to think he's actually banging her but it's funny enough that he wants to.
Tinfoil but I've also wondered if he's kept publicly lusting after her as a decoy>>447760
No. 447763
>>447755Yeah, Why the fuck do they want us to go over the same tired fucking topics over and over again, desperately trying to stop anyone connecting moo and grease together. It obviously
triggers the shit out of lainey which is even more fun seeing her go into a pissy ragequit.
I don't understand why talking about fucking astrology and laineys shit make up constantly and not being allowed to even tinfoil the very real possibility that grease is cheating.
>>447724>>447731Way to make the threads a fucking no fun zone salty lainey sympathizer anon.
No. 447767
>>447765I lost my sympathy for her when she threw her dad under the bus after he told her how to negotiate her way around her prenup, by telling Greg
all about it. Pretty hard to feel sorry for her after that, but the way she treated Billie and her continuing actions regarding Sarah (who apparently is as dumb as a box of rocks– which Taylor takes full advantage of) pretty much solidified my opinion.
No. 447770
>>447739Calm the fuck down. Nearly everyone in this thread has called Gregma unattractive, so I'm not sure why you turned on caps lock to scream it.
All I said was before you claim to know a thing about Moomoo, to look at her many threads. Moomoo is equally as unattractive and irrelevant as Onion is. Both Moomoo and Onion are
very much alike. Does that mean that they're banging? No, but he's hella licking her fat ass on social media. Don't talk out of your ass until you've gathered your FAX.
No. 447774
Not Plainey's White Knite
But why everytime someone doesnt agree with you or try to stop the madness wheel of drama with poor evidencie you claim is someone from Discord or Sarah? Most of keep going over and over the same thing when there is nothing, the same thing happen with the Scene Queen or something like just for ONE tweet.
Momo dont care about Greg, if he sucking up her ass in twitter is all you got to say he is cheating with her is more believable he is fucking MacnCheese or Tomato's wife or a fucking unknow teenage…
>>447724Lol so self posting
It wont happen Cakeface…
Sage to stop spam fight
No. 447779
>>447773Well that's fucking stupid. The again, it's not like Lainey leaves the house.
Think he does it to ensure she stays home, or is it simply because he's that inconsiderate?
No. 447780
>>447778>>447777>>447776>>447775those were all posted by me,
i also posted the shit about cakefacetay and to stop the moomoo shite.
every time i try to get people back on to actual digging or milk people assume i'm sarah. hi, i'm nearly in my 30s and have been watching Onion since 2011. I have experience working in fraud departments, sometimes i like to nudge you guys in the right direction, but i'm thinking i'm closer to the mark and derailments are coming for the onion camp.
god bless the other anons who cba with the moomoo shit. it's been in several threads now. he sucks up to people with bigger audiences than him. get over yourselves
No. 447781
>>447775Then you should know better.
At least you have self awareness enough to know you're derailing, even if not enough to fucking stop already.
No. 447787
>>447784the discussion has been shite for days. most seasoned farmers haven't been posting.
also stop tipping the cows
No. 447790
>>447782With this time warp back to before we hashed out the problems with Lainey and possible excuses and saw how she reacted to offers of help and what she subjects her kids to and came to the consensus that she's not worthy of sympathy. And trying to derail away from momokun speculation.
This is fucking absurd. I'm not replying to you anymore; just going to report and mute
No. 447791
>>447789yea he is thirsty for attention, and us antagonising laimey in her streams will only stroke his ego
have a bit more tact
No. 447793
>>447792sorry, but we all know they lurk here, and some retards are actually discussing what to say to them in chat to wind them up?
we're fucking giving them content
No. 447797
>>447796speculation of moomoo is fine if caps, but the constant
HENTAI MOOMOO BIG TITS LOLI lolz repetitive posts are getting annoying to scroll through
the thread is so repetitive it's annoying to keep switching threads with hardly any milk being spilt
No. 447800
>>447796Yeah onion is becoming so irrelevant that his trajectory is headed towards /snow/
Given how much his career relies on haters, that will be the death knell for him. I'm psyched.
No. 447801
>>447795yes 'rules' but these 'rules' don't include you personally getting to decide what is and isn't milk or not. the moo thing is definitely developing milk
>tries to take a photo of moo's friend at con>gets chewed out>'apologizes'>the two of them are now buddy-buddy commenting on eachother's shit randomly even tho gurg hates fattieseither he's into her or is going to shit talk her in some way, it will be great regardless
No. 447804
>>447802Not the same anon, Being muted by others doesn't give you a fucking free for all to direct the threads how YOU wish.
Stop complaining, Stop fucking responding and go sit in the fucking corner until you can control yourself, You took the thread off topic from everything with your incessant complaining to begin with.
No. 447810
>>447807Would need a data anon to confirm but I
think she's been gradually increasing follower numbers. I can't explain why beyond younow exposure - she seems boring af to me but I'm too old to know what young teens see in her
No. 447811
>>447801Throw in that soon after he became friends with her he released a video saying he's got a hentai addiction. I know that it was old milk him watching hentai, but for him to confirm it so soon after Moomoo. There's milk to be had, 100%.
>>447802Jesus no-one spergs in these threads except for the occasional autist like yourself. Lainey has been part of these threads for the past 11 editions. Speaking about how Lainey sucks or how there is potential milk between Onion and Moo is not derailing.
>>447810>>447807She's gained 1053 subscribers on her Laineybot youtube channel in the past 31 days, and 13,155 on her beautybot channel so she is definitely not losing popularity on the youtube front.
No. 447826
>>447724Hey um can you just leave if you're going to be whiteknighting lamey? Because you're doing nothing but clogging up the thread with your butthurt. There are like five out of at least fifty people who agree w you here.
Lames is, a cow, she is a 1000% cow and she earned that herself. Stop giving her the abusive relationship excuse or leave.
No. 447829
>>447826i didn't see that as wk, however people equating laimey to onion is bizarre. she showed cleavage in a photo to sarah, (onion shows worse in videos) and was rude to billie who was fucking her husband.
>>447724anyone have cakefacetay twitters?
No. 447834
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cakefacetay stuff, perhaps someone would like to do some digging
No. 447835
>>447829She's excusing Lainey hate by saying 'much Lainey has little life experience she didn't kno YAll stop trash talking'
And also she's complaining about being ostracized for having sympathy towards FOOTBOT, IN HER OWN GD LOLCOW THREAD. What does she think this site is?
I don't appreciate a farmer getting on their high horse and trying to rationalize their unwanted opinion while guilt tripping everyone w the 'abusive experience' excuse.
Lameo KNEW what Onion was like, she KNEW how he treated the women he dated, she KNEW the consequences and she still chose to be with him.
If that farmer still keeps assuming this is a star struck thing, then fine. But you can't overlook how shitty of a human she is on YouNow and her luring girls (LOTS OF GIRLS IF WE REMEMBER CORRECTLY) for Onion, and diagnosing people with mental illnesses they don't have, her being a shitty guru who doesn't seek critique and expects the YouTube monies and basically a handout from life for shitting out two kids.
Sage for rant, I just wish farmhands would temporarily block some of her white knights
No. 447841
>>447839She has lured in about three or four in the past post Billie. You can't deny that she has attempted to bring in another girl.
One of those girls even said that the reason nothing happened was bc they didn't want to fck Onion too. And lameo changed her mind because she wanted a girl that would date Onion as well. And w the theories around these threads abt how lameo isn't really gay, you can speculate that she was girlfriend hunting for him under the guise that it was for her because it would appear less predatory. But I digress, even tho she's stopped that behavior, so many farmers have forgotten that luxymoo was a thing.
No. 447843
>>447841sage, yea, so lainey hasn't brought any girls to physical danger or harm…
>>445340next thread pic
No. 447849
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>>447834her other twitter, noticed the main one with the more followers has had a lot of stuff deleted, now it's mostly just spam to onion and toby turner etc.
No. 447855
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>>447853oh cakefacetay nearly a gemini, but a cancer, which works much better with a scorpio ^_^
No. 447859
>>447850she was obsessed with a handful of youtubers and was vying for more than one of them for attention. And at the time was also trying to get Shane Dawson's attention. So regardless of who she was with, she was most likely going to leave her own family.
>>447855lol anon maybe that means its not her (which it imo isn't because onion is a racist and he aint tryna fck someone who isn't white)
No. 447893
>>447862did this description in the new thread hurt your 13 year old feelings?
>Thread ended with being shitted up by 13 year olds who don't know how to sage or withdraw from commenting unnecessary things. (One worded responses not contributing to the conversation are frowned upon anon)Learn to sage you fucking retard
No. 447998
>>447897This thread was a total abortion. Let's hope for a better one.
Ignore and report, friends.