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Ophelia (Although she changes her name, personality, friends, interests and life story every two years) is a MFC lolcow like non other. Prepare yourself children, for the lolcow of all lolcows
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Her friends never last longer than a year or so because she's a psycho. Stay tuned, there's ever so much more, I've been following her since 08.
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Thanks for providing deets, but if she was 14-16 in this picture, should we really have that on the board?
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After years of trawling /B/, our ophelia wanted to venture out into pastures new, as she wasn't getting enough attention, obviously.
At the age of 16 she was kicked out of her home after having a sexual affair with her father. She went to live with a drug dealer in the cosy armpit of England.
Ophelia wanted more attention now she decided her crazy slut days were behind her (if only she knew). She became a lolita for about two months, stepped on a lot of toes.
From what I understand, she instigated drama with her then lolita friends. Unsurprisingly nobody wanted to be around her, especially after proclaiming proudly that she has (see; lying) Schizophrenia, Anorexia, Bulimia, BPD, and pretty much anything that was popular that month.
She also dipped her toe into cosplay for a bit of attention, but found that everyone was such a meanie and she never ever had anything to do with it :(
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Ophelia was doing what she does best, being a psycho and picking unsolicited fights while she preaches about how much she hates bodyshaming and girl hate
it was hella funny tho she started whining afterwards about the response she got
but man…you started it??
She's such a coward that she loves throwing out shit but as soon as it comes back to her she always protests she's being bullied.
Ask anyone in the cosplay or lolita scene!
She's not a gyaru any more, now she's painfully failing to look 'hipster' by taking Valium and going to vice parties. It's so cringy
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never thought to ask when I saw it posted on /cgl/ a few years back. I assume her bio father. She comes from a family of pikeys in the north of england so it's no surprise really.
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She really does
But wow, dat blur tool
Her edited pictures are fine, but most have either crazy blur or the contract is so high you can't any texture in her skin.
She's very eager to boast that she used copious quantities of hardcore drugs, so that's probably why she has bad skin and wrinkles sans photoshoop
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I don't think her skin looks bad now as much as it did in OP.
Thats a lower quality web camera though, you can't see any of her skin texture unless a photo is taken with a camera or at least an iphone.
She's ageing incredibly fast for a '21 year old'
Those red extensions are hideous, ergh
Are all the same person, I'm pretty sure it's CP. The age she supposedly is in the pics have changed 3 times now. 4 if you count the age she claimed to have been, which, I'm not putting it past her, but would kind of be weird to lie about seeing as it's illegal either way.
Whats her old stickham handle?
I'll take the photos down if I can see clear evidence.
Seems almost irrelevant though that we can't clearly tell so we're clutching at straws for the facts. In my country this is not illegal, but I can understand concerns of other posters.
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Daaaaym her tits are so small but droopy like half filled bags of sand.
I'll delete it if I have evidenced cause for concern
In my country all ages of nude photographs are legal.
I will check anons claim and if I deem it to be viable I will happily delete the image.
The only resistance I feel in deleting is because this girl has lied so much in the past
nah theyre not that small
theyre just pretty droopy
It was at the time Lolichan started doing MFC pretty much. She came to fight over who was the better crackyfag I guess.
Yeah, she claimed to be so high and mighty and above all that…then she ended up on MFC too
If anything she's worse because she's also fucking for pay.
It's funny how she brags about trips abroad but conveniently never posts photos, and brags about how much she's earning but still lives in a small house and wears cheap tack.
My guess is that she spends all her money on hard drugs and makes up all the expensive ventures to justify not having much. Plus I don't think even the best paid MFC whores get that much
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Her house looks nice and I've never heard her mention or seen any evidence of hard drugs you're reaching now.
You kidding, Eva's always been an MRA which is infuriatingly worse.>>46238
The shoop is strong with this one, damn girl slow down on the blur tool.
Also the house looks tiny and tacky/cheap, you have appalling taste. Have you really managed to miss her 360blazeit.com or OMG I LOVE VALIUM SO MUCH posts? Every other post of hers is about drugs.>>46255>>46252>>46264
She's Bi and she does have a sugar daddy and also a girlfriend who doesn't know. She also posted that she fucks her dealer.
Go on her damn blog yourself, don't be so lazy, I don't have to spoon feed you do i?
Or just scroll through for literally two seconds>>46324
Eva Braun is ridiculously stupid for somebody who goes to Oxford for college. She just swings from one stupid ideology to the next without much thought
How do you know that?
Where's the caps of this drama?
Op of the thread here, this but 2009-10, ama, all her old friends sigh at the mention of her name.
so what mental illnesses does she claim to have? has she told you about how she loved fucking her dad and her incest abortion baby?
I never heard about bestiality shit, moar plz
did she ever have those enormous baby-trantrums where she would cry about the most inane thing? She used to get super buttfrustrated about this lolita I'll only refer to as 'BM' (if she's told you about her you'll imediately know). Anyway she started a crying fit about BM copying her by naming a drawing 'Ophelia'>Implying every special snowflake on the internet doesn't go by 'Ophelia'/'Ebony darkness dementia way'/'Bambi'/'Sakura' >I mentioned that Ophelia is a popular pseudonym for online Identities>"BUT ANON CHAN, THATS MY REAL NAME!"
I knew her mam, but she always insisted they were her foster family, even though her whole family look JUST like her.
Like you, I didn't think I cared about her past drama because what I heard was pre-2010 and I thought she changed. I should have listened to the anons on Cracky House because she was and is forever batshit mc cray. I still can't stop myself from watching her dramu play out from afar tho.
Whats up with her pretending she's some black hip hop wife these days?rofl
Tell. Us. EVERYTHING.
Also, what's the beef with her and Eva Braun A.K.A. Amber Janko?
Also like every other emale involved in cosplay/lolita she seems to end up having beef with.
Look up the stickam video, the description mentions her giving head to a dog.
Yeah, she was a fucking cow when she didn't get her way. So many tantrums. She also has to 1up everyone and gets visibly flustered when she can't.
She used to brag about going to the gym every day and how much she was lifting, dragged me along a couple of times, got a trainer to show us how to squat then literally fell on her ass using a kettlebell as I did a perfect bar squat. She looked at me like I was shit on her shoe, it was delicious.
Actually not familiar with BM, she only ever cried about how victimized she was by Annie/Amber/Vivi.
re: Amber stuff, I don't know or care about their initial drama beyond shitposting each other but they patched things up by May '13. We dropped by Amber's room briefly and there was a miscommunication when we went to go change in our own room and Amber thought she and her friends were invited. They showed up at our door and were turned away because the room was full enough as it was, Amber flipped her shit because she paid for a cab from one end of the Excel centre to the other (???) to meet us and then tensions were high all weekend. Amber kept storming off from all the meets. That was literally it, it escalated so hard because they couldn't stop flaming each other after the fact. It flares up a couple times a year when Amber runs her mouth on cgl or tumblr and Laura perpetuates it because attention. Honestly they're as bad as each other.
She used to bitch about Charms for making camming her whole identity and how stupid it was, but now posts publicly about being a sex worker on tumblr and facebook. Oh and her 2k/mo claim is bullshit. She isn't as popular as she likes to make everyone think and frequently has to stop shows because no one is tipping.
She planned to go to Denmark and Japan last summer. She spunked all her money in Denmark, came back broke as shit and begging us all for money. We'd just moved into a new place and were still paying out the ass getting settled and that was near the final straw. She would hit up her neckbeard of choice and exchange nudes for money, which she then spent on alcohol and fancy foreign snacks. We kicked her out not long after, she moved back in with mummy, found her current place on gumtree minutes before term started and now spends every penny prettying herself up because her room only costs a biweekly blowjob. Like really, who lives with their "landlord".
She's fucking disgusting as well. You've seen her nightstand in pictures but that is just how she lives. When I met her she lived in a shoebox room that you couldn't walk around for the sheer volume of trash. Her ex and I once spent 3-4 hours clearing half the room so we could rearrange the table, and that wasn't a touch on the shit under and down the side of the bed. The day she moved out she left me and another friend to sort through it so she could go drinking.
Once we got a new place I was sleeping on the couch for a while. She'd come in every morning and clatter plates around just to wake me up, then stock up on snacks and park herself on my couch, steadily scattering trash around her (if anyone was wondering how she got so fat btw), and she sat on her ass for so long straight that when she finally got up she'd just reveal this trash nest beneath her that I'd have to clear up myself if I wanted to sleep. She'd also try to argue if I asked her to sit on the other couch so I could sleep.
One time she made a pot noodle at my old place, I asked her to clean up the peas and noodle water she'd left all over the counter and she starts making excuses, waits til I'm out of the room then says "she could've asked without being a bitch." That same weekend we ordered pizza and she was tearing the crust off and throwing it across the room without looking as she stuffed her face. Who behaves like that in someone else's house? She must be legit autistic to think the way she acts is acceptable.
>she used to bitch about Charms for making camming her whole identity and how stupid it was
wtf she's never even spoken to Charms.
Does anybody seriously actually bitch about these people irl? I've only ever done it online. That's just sad.
wow! tell me more about this chav princess! i'm absolutely loving this.
>she was tearing the crust off and throwing it across the room without looking as she stuffed her face
not only was she too good for the crust but she also threw it across someone else's home????!! amazing. tell me more
This was everything I wanted to hear and more.
How the fuck does she think it's okay to throw pizza crusts across a room? Wtf is wrong with her??
Ex friend chan I have some questions for you, for more delicious lolcow milks;
1) what was the last straw? What made you decide 'fuck this'? Deats on events surrounding this time period are equally delicious
2) what were your first inklings that she was batshit? Did you know about her Internet history when you met her?
3) other ex friend anon talks about crying fits, do you have any stories?
4) was her 'anorexia' or 'alcoholism' (that seems exaggerated bc she boasts about them and changes mental disorders frequently, as prevalent as she makes it out to be?
5) are you still amicable? If she knew that her tumblr got traffic from here are you in any danger if she sees this thread?
Thanks for your input, I haven't had a good ophelia milking since cracks house died
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Still need to find this video…
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The girl in the OP picture kind of looks like Piratetoaster.
Is it her?
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shame she doesn't use her cambux to fix her tits
well either way >>55437
needs to stfu for the greater good
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I'm just an outsider, but judging from her tumblr I'm gonna go out on a wing and say she has a personality disorder.
She completely swings personality from one post to another.
If ExFriend Chan is being honest about this girls delusional Queen Bee attitude, it would certainly explain all the self importance on her tumblr. seems weird that despite few followers and rarely ever notes on any of her own posts that aren't of her tits, she still thinks she's hot shit.
The anons she sends herself are pretty sad too.
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Said no one ever
That's funny because last time I checked I don't have tits.
Keep trying, and welcome to Lolcows Ophelia, enjoy your long and gruelling stay
Top kek, woke up to a barrage of angry messages.>>55437
FYI your choice to judge people by their circumstances rather than their actions says more about you than I could, Laura. And if you really wanna make it a pissing contest, don't come for me while you're still living in the same squat conditions as when we met. Have you just been here all night?
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I found exfriends mfc name and the things google is giving me are bizzare.
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It gets worse the more I look.
I don't give a shit what Lia has to say, she's crazy af please gtfo
Man, part of me actually felt a little bit sorry for Laura in the beginning, but now…. yeah, nah.>>55549>>55556
Go suck a tampon Lia.
the fake moaning and beating that clit omfg it looks so painful
these camgirls have no fucking idea how to fake it
i dont know why guys pay for this
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I just flicked through her ~professional mfc twitter~ and she uploaded a picture of herself on the toilet having a piss. what the hell is wrong with this girl?
Is there anything we could report her twitter for?
An anon said a few threads ago that we should look into contacting her parents about her new 'career' but if this thread is anything to go by, they probably don't give a fuck.
Are u new m8?
anyway…We're not harassing her, if she's not violating any rules there wouldn't be a result anyway.
She changes her 'real' name every two to three years. Nobody knows her real name.
Lmao at the idea of that video tho, I would give my left kidney to see that shit
Are YOU new?
said, if you go out of your way to report and harass lolcows, they'll eventually either a. run out of steam and stop posting/delete their accounts, b. go full crazy and you'll always feel a pang of guilt when you look at them, none of which are as fun as just sitting back and watching the drama unfold organically.
This reads like a boardroom meeting between CEO's at some kind of lolcow dairy hq.
So what is the right and /ethical/ approach to milking lolcows for more drama? We established she has a lot of personal beef, how do we extract this into typical lolcow public drama?
Goddammit I need a 10% increase in lols by the end of the week or this cow's going out to pasture.
I also feel like this isn't so much a lolcow situation but personal drama. I'm unsure of how it translates to traditional cow values.>>57134
ThOse events are now over 5 years old.
You realise people on this board get slaughtered for trying to tripfag right?
Don't come over here just because your turdheap of a board is failing on 8chan.
oh no people are going to say mean words to me
across the internet
You have no idea how people like her work. You'd have to know her irl for a sustained period of time.
If you're coming here for attention, you're retarded.
well, i've known her since 2011 and i haven't had a single bad interaction with her>>57346
what makes you all qualified to judge her character?
>>57349>Talks to somebody on and off online>b-but guys, even though you all know she's a raging psycho, she's never been mean to me!
Newsflash, world hunger is over because Swami just ate.
If you really wanted to help lia, you'd stop bumping this thread that was otherwise dead, but all you care about is attention.
i have seen no evidence of a lot of the claims about her
and apparently this thread isn't dead because it was being actively talked on before i posted>>57351>>57354
wow you guys are so mean :^)
The last post before yours was several hours before and the conversation had run dry.
Tell me swami, are you obese because you're retarded?
Life exists outside of the internet, if you even lived in the same continent, the same community, you would have no shortage of people telling you the same story.
Lia is a bully, browse her tumblr and see how she picks fights and then runs away and cries wolf. If any of her victims spoke up they would be subjected to hate campaigns spanning months.
To name one, Bloodmyer's life was ruined by lia. Lia even ASKED bloodmyer to kill herself.
You don't know shit, fuck off back to /fem/ where you can validate your feelings of self worth with other autists and sociopaths
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It looks like babby swami wasn't getting enough attention on /b/ so she's decided she's Laura's bff to garner a shred of attention.
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Anyone remember Lia's pastel vomit phase? The pic is from when she used to self post on /cgl/ constantly and can be found archived here
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Lest we forget, Lia's gyaru phase
>she still uses black vernacular
>she bitches about 'appropriating' black hair with cornrows/afros
>pulls this shit
She says a lot of things, can't follow them up for shit though.
You remember when she won that ~aidoru~ contest on cgl and then it came out about her past? Man that was lulzy. GG laura for drawing attention to your shady internet past
I actually voted for her back then too, HA
>>57274>Lia is a bully, browse her tumblr and see how she picks fights and then runs away and cries wolf. If any of her victims spoke up they would be subjected to hate campaigns spanning months.
i don't go on tumblr, don't know her tumblr, and don't know who bloodmyer is. i don't know the circumstances or contex, thus i cannot verify what you are saying as fact. until it's proven, it's just catty highschool girl drama>>57358
i don't even think she knows about this website
i'm only here because there was a thread about me here and other reasons unrelated to stuff>>57359>a line of text in a name triggers me and somehow ruins my browsing experience
i posted that like 2 days ago on /pt/, and it was moved by a mod>>57371>stop being a voice of reason ABLOO BLOO BLOO
You aren't a voice of reason. You're pissed that /fem/ fell apart due to the fact that you're a pedo tranny and are trying to make trouble here because nobody on 8chan cares about you anymore. The hype died and nobody here gives a fuck about you or your board. You get told off for derailing threads like anyone else here does because that's how shit goes.
You're shit, your board was shit, nobody cares. Screw off.
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Kek, you're like lolcow's anti-Tharthan.
The opposite of him personality wise, but just as self obsessed, same desire for drama, and the same spamming of threads that mention anything to do with him.
apparently i trigger not only beta males, but also beta woman, with my presence
such is life of queen bee / alpha bitch [in the words of hotwheels] >>57448
no clue who that is. explain.
>>57502>using the word beta
Do you have any idea of how ridiculous you sound? You're not a queen bee, if you think so you're just as deluded as Laura. You're just a fat tranny who spends all his pathetic life on an Internet presence. There is no one in this whole wide word remotely decent that gives two shits about you.
And if you think Laura is your friend you're shit out of luck. She's riding your spergy coat tails for attention like everyone else she's ever befriended.
on phone, don't remember trip>>57518
edgy :^) why are you so angry that I'm better than you>>57522
not even trying
to troll though
Prove that you're swami by posting "PT is queen" on twitter or GTFO.
You're probably some butthurt omega from /baphomet/ trying to stir shit, like we give a fuck about swami.
i'll confirm when i get home :^)>>57564
ye, that's what hotwheels has said before
my submissive typing style / tone is very indentifable and i can easily be identified without a trip
hotwheels is cool
i like hotwheels
he's fun to talk to
hotwheels hotwheels hotwheels
one poster here and I haven't been posted yesterday, pretty sure lots of people hate the pair of you, gg tho swammi
I hope that when you get your dick chopped off the doctor forgets to use anaesthesia
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>Trying to troll
>By using blue waffle
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Also, she tried to hard.
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queen bees ridicule others and people have respect for them.
bitch, people make fun of you and we're all insulting you. you're not a queen bee
I'm not a whiteknight, it's just something I've noticed.
True, OC has a potato nose but now whenever there's a lolcow, there is something wrong with her nose. If there's nothing wrong with her nose, her tits are the problem.
I'm not calling anyone jealous or trying to defend her, it's just that there are more concrete reasons why she's gross than her boobs not looking like a porn star's. It's just weird.
Or maybe I'm just being sensitive because mine aren't perfect either, idk.
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Agreed, it's a cheap shot, but I guess what could be said about her character has already been summed up previously. Really the best thing now is to stop talking about her so she can cease to be relevant but she keeps coming back once in a while. A-anyway…I'm sure you're chest is fine. A lot of times we worry too much about dumb things that aren't a big deal.
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I saw this pic of this girl today and she is the doppelgänger of Ophelia, like Ophelia if she went alternative.
She should do it.
who is this
just finished this thread. wow. i didn't understand half of it but if ophelia wasn't so damn nasty she'd be really cute. other than that observation. no. just. no ew
But Lia is haggard from hard drugs. It's too late for her to look good.
If you ain't already noticed, she has tacky as fuck tastes so she can't really suit any aesthetic, that's why she goes through em so quickly.
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Jesus christ I found this girl that looks like the double of Ophelia and she lives in London too but she lifts so she's like swole Laura and it's freaking me out.
I wonder if they're related.
Ophelia has a really common face tbh. She always used to remind me of Julia Stiles sometimes, that kind of round face with small eyes and high cheekbones.
Maybe there's an army of mini Ophelia clones out there, just waiting for their crazy switch to be turned on.
who is this and why would you do this to yourself
eh, at least shes healthy i guess
>why would you do this to yourself
I don't even know that that's supposed to mean.
She looks great. You want to be weak and powerless?
again, she's healthy - that's fantastic, but i don't think it looks good. seriously, if lia looked like this, y'all would be shitting on her and saying she looks manly.
i don't buy that you guys sincerely think this looks good, tbf.
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I would disagree about it being common but I can see the Julia thing.
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Those stupid ass tumblr shirts she wears really fucking rattle my cage. Her style is on par with a 2008 narutard, trying to impress a niche group and looking tacky and retarded.
No you're not cool for knowing who sasha grey is, name dropping pornstars is beyond autistic.
Her ratchet ass hair annoys me too, it reminds me of those girls in middle school circa mid 2000's, tryna look alt but being too much of a pussy to commit to they end up doing it in a really blasé boring way. She's kinda like how Jessi Slaughter was when she was 12, but lia has never grown up and developed better taste and continues to bandwagon any trashy fad
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>I really fail to see how this girl is a lolcow or any kind of ugly trainwreck
She was a fucking chan at one point you ugly noob.
She filmed herself wearing her sisters panties, smeared her own menstrual blood on her face and chewed on her used tampons.
She had CP ffs.
Oh and by the way when I say "sister" I forgot to include that they were her kid sister's panties.
Pedo's on /b/ requested she wear them and take pics.
Not a lolcow my ass.
Ophelia fuck off.
Nobody here gives enough of a shit to defend you, only to shit on you.
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Hey just found your board and have seen that swami was tripfagging here.
Just wanted to inform you that swami got exposed as beeing a male pedophile and his /fem/ board got devasted
oh I know her
she's also a hell of a lot hotter
she recovered from an ED and is currently doing circus training
The guy in the pic isn't her bf, he's her friend from uni, he's gay. He came to a cgl party, he's lively.
Why are you trying to post about amber? Idgi, she hasn't been relevant for YEARS
lol, just fake made up stuff that the lolcows over at baphomet tried to because i troll them, ayyteam, and GGNA all of the time
so far they have failed to dox me, slander me, and harass me
they even have an article section on me on the encylopedia page for baphomet where they whine their delicious male tears about me
You're gonna have a hard time bitching out Amber here. She's friends with everyone in the uk gyaru comm. not many people know/care about her days as eva.
Some people have grown up and moved past the drama, Lia, maybe you could work on that? Maybe it's because the rest of us are older than you, though.
Amber I know your ways.
Stop, you're only drawing further attention to yourself. If you want it to go away just ignore it.
i'm the anon u were replying to.
he definitely is from toronto (i started tripping on r9k when he did a long ass time ago and i remember him being more honest)
but idk if he's actually a trans woman? if he is then i 100% know who he is because there is only 1 transwoman over the age of 20 in toronto who could be that much of a cunt
try doxxing me
i am pretty much a goddess and impossible to dox
this just in: swami is an annoying cunt who actually bothers to tripfag on a board with 0 trips
what a piece of shit. Does /baph/ know about shim?
Good! Now that PT has deactivated and dropped off the grid I'm just trying to find another lolcow to laugh at. Sadly Ophelia hasn't really done anything else lolcow worthy lately.
On a UK MCM thread on /cgl/ someone posted a picture of "ex-best friend chan" from this thread along with some other dude that used to be friends with Ophelia - when I was reading through the CrackyHouse threads he was brought up too alot… He made a Cracky fansite and that's how he met her.. Weird as Hell.
£40 out of a student budget is pretty considerable. >>117259
I probably check her tumblr three times a week and I always laugh so hard at her slacktivism and droopy tit selfies. I could post back here more regularly with screenshots if nobody else wants to do it?
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Please do. I'm too lazy but everything she posts is gold.
Just checked her tumblr, well this happened fast.>>133218
She always was on the chubby side when younger. Way back in her early teens.
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DAMN WTF she was so skinny just a minute ago
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Same. I was also taught not to drink anything made from PEOPLE
She looks like shit because she's a trashy hobag who doesn't know how to dress herself.
That body would look cute as fuck on anyone who knew how to wear a nice dress, heels, and pantyhose.
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She doesn't have a bad body really I think those shorts are doing her no favours.
Oh please, she could not be working her angles any harder for this picture.
And those chubby fingers, yeesh.
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Dem ratty extentions, yesh, whats the point of even putting them on your head when they look like that?
I was supposed to post this a few months ago during the whole drama with >>87247
but completely forgot.
Annie made this thread and was the most active poster in the thread until she was outed.
Haha oh lord Admin, I hope to God I never get on your bad side, the amount of shit talking I do on this website.
In my class at university there's a girl I get along with who was friends with Annie IRL, back when they were both into lolita.
I kind of want to ask her about Annie but I don't want to seem like a creeper.
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whf is this place
people are still talking about cracky-chan like… 10 years later? jfc
sage for offtopic
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Annie really is nuts.
I guess there goes her hopes of any future arguments against how she doesn't stalk and send hate to Ophelia/Laura.
>Laura Renvoize, 22, a sex worker and co-founder of the newly launched Goldsmiths Sex Worker Solidarity Society, said the situation needs to change.
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Ophelia looks alot like Logseux. blonde,freckles, same eyes. she was british too
Kinda surprised there's somebody else here that remembers Logseux.
Have you heard about what has happened to her?
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she was a drug addict, went to jail, went to rehab, went into a mental hosp? did I miss anything?
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I believe it was more alcoholism than anything, but damn I was shocked when I saw a more recent picture of her. She looks very sick, but I suppose that's what drug abuse does to you.
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i thought so too in the most recent pic. she's finally starting to look her age b/c shes nearly 30. i read that she is well
Ah I hope so.
I never really had a grudge against Logseux so her slow decline was very shocking to me. I did always want to see her GLaDOS cosplay though.
I hated this bitch when she was shitposting on cgl.
I don't feel the least bit bad that she's starting to look as ugly on the outside as she is on the inside. We're all gonna be old someday, but at least some of us can age gracefully with the dignity that we didn't have to go to drug rehab.
apart from the shitty, misinformation infographic made by salty cucks on baphomet, yes i am in toronto
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She's doing real porn now
Jesus. Saddest thing I've ever seen. I don't normally consume this sort of clunky British "end-of-the-pier" porn and frankly I didn't even know it still existed. But is there anything on earth cringier than the whole fantasy cuck narrative this "Pascal" guy tries to rope his users into when he has nothing better to work with than this figureless, out-of-shape, definitely coarse-featured and vulgar young woman, with her acquired, pseudo-genteel Home Counties accent plastered clumsily over her ugly native tones of sub-prole Durham chav?
"She is beyond your reach….One of the beautiful ones"….My fucking sides. I am actually pretty susceptible to the "cuck" narrative in principle, and can imagine getting off on the whole "you sat there gazing achingly at her in the university refectory, knowing she was out of your league and now you have to watch a superior male punish her for her coldness toward beta cucks like you" schtick.
It might have actually WORKED if they had been able to rope some halfway genuine example of the type of girl one fantasizes about that way into their cheap Croydon-living-room porn shoot - someone like Laura's MFC colleague Harriet SugarCookie for example, who actually does appear to be pretty hot, tolerably "posh", and a secret - well, not-so-secret - slut.
But with Laura playing the role of "one of the beautiful ones", the fantasy just doesn't work (at least for anyone with an IQ over 60). Laura did indeed go to an elite university, of sorts: Goldsmiths, planted in the middle of hip, edgy New Cross and attended by all the little sons and daughters of lawyers and doctors badgering eagerly away at becoming the next decade's Damien Hirsts and Tracey Emins. There certainly WERE, I'm sure, girls of gut-wrenching loveliness and intoxicating charm in Goldsmith's refectory during Laura's years there. But poor Laura certainly wasn't one of them. With her crude slab of a face, ugly, ill-proportioned body and undisguisable sub-working-class vulgarity, she must have been a complete pariah among all the Tristams and Cassandras at Goldsmiths. Sadness all round.(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)
This was a good post tbh
Capped and saved
She's super hot in the photo, I agree. I thought she was cute in the porn in >>295851
too, all the rimming aside.
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They got back together but broke up (again)
But anyway, Misha is doing fake cuck porn now
hahaha, what a wonderful post.
someone unban this man!
I talked to her on skype for about a year or more a looooong time ago when she was about 17.
She's not as bad as everyone is saying. At the very least she is a kind person.
You can just look at her twitter to see what she's up to https://twitter.com/MishaMayfair
Her Asuka cosplay looks like a suburban mum in hr 40s, I have no idea how she thought it looked good, especially as she's cosplayed Asuka in the past and actually looked great.
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Forgot to add image well done me
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Looks like she's trying to be a little these days
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Was wondering how long until she progressed from piss to scat
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WE LIVE IN A SOCIETY
Saging because it isn't new milk.>>490892
I can confirm the dad bragging. While I never cared that much for /r9k/ and kinda hated /cgl/, I was obsessed with Cracky-chan and would frequent all her related boards, and was present for the entire crackyhouse run, since it started until it ended, and I used to chat with Lia regularly until she started associating with lolitas and started bringing her friend Vivishiba, who I hated for no good reason, into the site and trying to dominate conversation. Anyway, she indeed bragged a few times about "seducing" (her word) her dad in tinychat conversations, and in front of several users, but never saw her brag about the dog thing. I asked her through pm about it since I used to have my own issues and didn't think there was anything wrong with the idea of having sex with your dad (mom died, he never dated again, I was messed up and thought it could have been nice of me to take care of him like some sort of replacement), and she gloated about it as if it meant she was so fucking hot not even her dad could resist. I never understood how her mom could forgive her, maybe she felt guilty.
That doesn't mean she wasn't abused or groomed efore that though, but she never said so despite I asked several times. I think maybe she was just hypersexual and that her issues are more due to brain chemistry rather than childhood trauma. Very uneducated guess though.
annie aren't all your posts supposed to be nametagged since that whole thing with you sending yourself rape threats on here
(there really is nobody else this could be)
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sorry to necro but
>pissing in people’s drinks amidst a pandemic
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Well I'm glad you did so I could post this, because fucking hell. How much has she ballooned to now? This is like American landwhale proportions, she has quite literally tripled in size from her /cgl/ days.
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The caption on this one made me kek irl though. Like how un-self-aware do you have to be.
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what can i say? not the best pic, but not the worst. filter does not save the chunky, piggy outlook of her. she's gotten heavy for real.
Her newest facebook is here, she goes by Asuka Langley now.https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100052551198851
this is also an active fbhttps://www.facebook.com/ophelia.renvoize>>800226
Anyone know if she actually graduated?
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she protested her uni blocking porn from their websites?! holy fuck i hope this idiot was thrown out. how does British academia have the patience for this fat arrogant moron
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she claims to have been flown out to LA to star in porn…? Why would an LA porn producer be interested in an uggo obese chav. These are Vicky-tier lies
She has a list of fake achievements.
>I was scouted by an LA hotshot porn producer to star in films
Her nudes are nauseating. There is no fucking way some Californian agency wanted to sponsor some obese Bri'ish chav a work visa.
There are perhaps 2 photos of her in LA from when she went there, likely as a tourist.
>>801884>when is a narcissist going to grow out of seeking attention
Come on now.
I pity her though, I knew her online since she was like 13 in a Cracky-chan board, and she's the outcome of sexually abusive
parents. I don't know what can heal people like her, but I don't envy having to live at the mercy of personality disorders.
they’re very misleading though. an unflattering, cockeyed picture of her appears in a Greek playboy publication, her name is briefly mentioned in Cosmo, and she has an opinion piece published in a BBC blog that virtually anyone can submit stuff to.
there is still nothing indicating that she was invited to LA by a top producer or that she hosted an event in Paris. virtually all her ‘achievements’ are online dribs and drabs. of journalism which literally anyone can do from home if they pester the publisher enough.
how were her parents sexually abusive
? what else can you tell us about her? can you leak any chat logs with her?
But anons… that's the majority of feminists? Have you actually gone to feminist rallies? The last time I went to one I couldn't believe how self-absorbed and "utilitarian" people were, it was eye-opening. All these female empowerment goals are a facade. We're supposed to have each others' backs but the reality is that when it comes to feminism it's "every women for herself unless I need you to do something for me and if you don't I'm going to find a way to shame you about".
Anyway, yeah Ophelia is just a narcissist like may of the other cows discussed in this site: They will attach to whatever will make them more popular and make people give them validation.
Posting about it incessantly and having no other hobbies or friends is a problem at nearly 30 years old.
Most of the women on this image board scroll through while they're having a shit at work. By contrast, Laura is participating in her 10th year of online public humiliation while having any friend/work prospects ruined by her lolcow thread.
hope she doesn't get one and has to go to Norf
don't need any more scum like this in or near London
think her ‘degree’ is just something she exaggerates to add to her list of fake achievements lol
does she really strike you as the type go study for 3 years and actually commit to something?
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kek that armpit hair
there’s this guy she’s been simping for who she’s trying to gain the attention of by losing weight
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nothing to be pessimistic about. not only are you too fat to conceive, but if you ever did, social services would snatch the poor bugger in an instant.