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No. 469589
Previous thread >
>>>/pt/465692-Onion continues narc tweeting and continues to spin the wheel of drama.
-Laimey says she has 0 friends coincidentally Sarah is back home, so their friendship might have ended.
-Onision posts 2 pictures dressed as Social Repose and "Shane Dawson". Despite him saying he would never talk about Shane again.
-Onion and Lamebot fight live on stream over Lamey not cleaning her work space and apparently having flies in the room.
-Lamey continues her usual E begging and has made a wish list that Onion himself is sharing for her teenage fans to buy her stuff.
-Onion uploads a video about his relationship with Laimeybot, ends up being a 75% a video about his ex girlfriend and Lames father.
-Lamey stresses about having no one to photograph her for her patreon, and talks about not letting Onion photograph her because she feels uncomfortable.
-Onion twitter rants about the time he cheated on Lame and bashes his wife Lamebot for crying and having trust issues. Which ends up witha live stream of him denouncing polyamory because there ex is irreplaceable.
For the sake of making Onision threads more readable, please follow these rules in the future:
- No nitpicking, not even saged.
- Don't liveblog streams. Unless something of importance is happening, we don't need minute by minute
updates.
TempCow will be used for live blogging, sperging and nit picking.
Important streams will get their own threads with loosened rules.
Gregma:
http://www.youtube.com/onisionhttp://www.instagram.com/onisionhttp://www.twitter.com/onisionhttp://www.instagram.com/onisionhttp://www.patreon.com/onisionPlainey:
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New Onision vid about Shane Dawson. The saltiness continues…
No. 469593
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>>469589Reposting from last thread but lainey is reblogging miserable shit today.
Btw has she went live at all today, I know grease has already.
No. 469595
>>469593Not yet.
The day is still young.
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Sarah must not be comforting her even he is getting emo re blogged by Lame.
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>>469599yeah something is definitely up with sarah, she tweeted and deleted this earlier.
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Lame is live already got a balloon, she says I love that balloon its my favorite… yeah cause its the most expensive. Live blogging on Tempcow, will post any milk here.
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>>469592My favorite thing about this is Shane's latest video is #1 on trending on youtube right now. I bet Onion is livid because his Shane video only has like 10,000 views right now.
No. 469672
>>469662Man Onion can fuck right off, he can't ever let any of his exes move on with their lives.
I wish they would fight back and not let him move on and ruin his life.
Shiloh should message his dumb ass and lead him on so he leaves Lainey then once he divorces her dump his ass and let him suffer through alimony and child support again. Fuck Onion
No. 469690
>>469662FUCK!! Her EP was so FUCKING GOOD, SHILOH FUCK THAT CUNT, PUT THEM UP PROUD AND LOUD!
Fucking greasecuntmcshitface
No. 469710
>>469704"… from 12 to 23 I was not a vegetarian. I even made FUN of vegetarians, I thought they were silly. But I was also a CHILD, okay? So I didn't know what the HELL i was talking about."
Billie was 19, you don't let her off the hook even though by your standards she was obviously a child.
No. 469750
>>469713lol she only talks about how gerg is wrong when he attacks her of course. Her "i confront him privately" goes out the window when its an attack on her. For everyone else he harasses, she sure loves to stay quiet and act high and mighty about it.
But yes lameo, you are right. You should be able to say no without him forcing a threeway upon you. We've all been saying that and saying what he did was cheating. You were the one sitting there smug and only blaming billie. You aren't going to change onion. Onion will never really care or understand your feelings. Idk what this idiot expects? This is who you married. If you don't like it, leave. There is no changing him.
Onion is right about how if she can't get over what he did in the past, she shouldn't be with him. I'll give him that.
No. 469769
>>469662I’ve said this and I’ll say it again:
I’m tinfoiling that this was because someone put her open social media here knowing the discordfags and Onion lurk here religiously.
Suspects include:-Discordfags
-Sarah (nah lol jk)
-Skye and Alicia
The reason for still sticking with this tinfoil is because prior to being banned, Alicia bitched at us for whiteknighting Shiloh and how she didn’t deserve to “come out of the shadows” and release her music when her and Skye are still hiding from the public eye then bitched again about her pictures being released to Lolcow because MUH PRIVACY!!! despite those pictures being from almost 10 years ago.
Oh and the old stereotype from 2004 about only hookers only wearing high heels and revealing clothes. Not sure why that was blurted out like that but yeah.
kay I’m done!
>>469672>Shiloh should message his dumb ass and lead him on so he leaves Lainey then once he divorces her dump his ass and let him suffer through alimony and child support again. Fuck OnionDude, no! Don’t put her through that shit again just for the sake of the onions being separated. Fuck man, it’s not worth it.
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He’s so obsessed with Shane it’s unreal. He disabled the comments on the video too. Kek
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P l a t o n i c
No. 469818
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on an unrelated matter I like the fact how we there are 3 onion threads on the first two sites from /pt/ because there is so much milk that we need a new one every 10-14 days
No. 469835
>>469627Love how Shane makes these kinda videos that are full of love, like the ones with his own little family of Ryland , Uno and Cheeto and then there is Onion, posting bitter videos about Shane because of how unhappy he is in his own skin while Shane can't give him the time of the day cause he is busy living the happy life.
>>469704Video way too long for me to fully watch. Who can listen to this weirdo ramble for 18 minutes even? However from what I gathered, seems he is backstabbing another one of his 'youtube friends' istg that guy can't make any friends without turning on them and then going on a rants, making sure to use their names in as many videos as possible.That guy made so many friends over the years, not a single one left. If this isn't saying all about his personality then idk what would. He's a hateful little twat who only cares about himself. That's why karma is striking him so hard these days.
No. 469843
>>469814same, that's how I found her twitter.
>>469839as much as I wish Shane would respond and tear him a new one, this way it's much better because Shane is pretending Onion doesn't even exist lmao
No. 469871
>>469867Fuck anon, you’re fucking killing me.
I wonder if this is why she has so many jump cuts.
I sincerely hope that those kids get more attention than it seems.
No. 469900
>>469887She only speaks up when gerg goes against her. If hes on her side, she wont defend herself even when he is throwing jabs at her and giving false info. Shes truly bizarre with how up gerg's ass she wants to be.
She says she can't trust him to respect her boundaries if they have a third person, and that she will probably never be fully healed from the situation, but they have "moved on" from it. She even says she probably will never know the real truth with what happened. What a healthy relationship. If I can't trust my SO to respect my boundaries, can't ever know if he told the truth about how the situation went down, and can see hes not truly sorry for what he did since hes blaming me again and getting mad at me for being upset about it, AND im still upset about it that it causes distress in the relationship I'm in….clearly EVERYTHING is okay and nothing should be done to fix this relationship. Also hilarious that someone said they should do counseling, and she said they already did that. They went once. And then scoffed at it.
No. 469901
>>469713i like how Taylor brings up the apology video he made about betraying her, because in that video it seemed as though he was actually sorry, took responsibility, knew he was in wrong, and he even said at the end or something “just because you feel like you’re right doesn’t mean that you are”.
he’s fake as fuck and is bringing up the past to upset Taylor and when Taylor gets upset he asks why they’re still together if she still feels betrayed by him
No. 469941
>>469939I can totally see this happening
sorry for the slight blogpost but I think it's relevant, when I was young I had a onision-type abusive ex and I was going to therapy for other issues and he legit tried to stop me from attending anymore and said "what if your therapist gets the wrong idea of me and manipulates you into leaving me"
so 1000% this is what onision thought, and manipulated lame into thinking "therapy is stupid"
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Does this mean he definitely still has $100+ monthly patreon's? How the ever loving fuck? It shouldn't be a surprise but it makes me sick to know this man gets paid to be a breathing piece of shit.
No. 469989
>>469978Is there an option to pay for both of them to just shut the fuck up?
Read "Brave New World" Grug. You epitomise it.
No. 470012
>>469955My opinion on Lainey is she has
potential to be likeable when she’s acting like herself and talking about things she has genuine interest in. In her birth story YouTube video she seemed like a normal girl and I didn’t want to fall asleep right away. That being said, she is probably destined to be one of those “teenage forever” moms, who got preg at a young age and spend the rest of their life trying to get back what was taken from them at childbirth. (Not every young mom is like this, I just personally know a few 40 years olds still acting like teens because of this)
If she applied herself, grew her own interests and stoped trying to be some “it girl” than she would probably blend right on in with the rest of us. But she never will. Sorry if that was rambling but
No. 470021
>>470008every sane person would at least take this day off. he's all about "muh working so hard" cause of his narcissism and doesn't even realize how that looks
>>470012I agree but she'd still be too boring to be an internet personality
No. 470039
>>470034Anyone dumb enough to give either of them money deserves all they (don't) get.
D'you guys reckon all those like Big Bruiser Becca who effectively PAY to work for him think it's a genuine friendship? It's so weird.
No. 470042
>>470030>>469978So um…
How does his patrons not realize they are being ripped off ?
Instead of paying 100$ - you could just sign up for a free account on Younow, and join him while he's streaming.
Instead of paying 50$ to play with a 30 yr old edgelord - You could just sign up to any only game and have cream of the crop when it comes to edge lords.
Instead of paying 30$ to have people to share nudes and insecurities with - You could just go on Tumblr and have hundreds of thousands of people alike.
No. 470044
>>470039Yes I watched a stream recently of Gingerbeck and she literally (LITERALLY) said that she thinks they are friends. It's sad but at the same time, they are old enough that they should know bette right? But I do even more think that Lame and Gargamel are the worst people for taking money from people who have obvious mental problems and are lonely and depressed. they hardly ever say things like "you don't need to pay anything if you can't, we love all our fans"
>>470040that's true, higher tiers include all lower tiers rewards
No. 470061
>>470044Thank god I'm old - I was a depressed teen too, but buying friends wasn't an option. I just got a cat.
The $$ surely must, ultimately, come from their parents? I say this in all seriousness; my mother would have stopped me. I don't mean that in a bad or interfering-type way, just money was hard-earned and respected. I left home really young so never had any bloody money anyway, but even my young, dumb 17 yr-old self wouldn't have thrown it away like this.
And yes, I sound like an old fart. But it's really desperately sad and we're all revolted and recognise it's borderline abusive. Grifters gonna grift but somehow now, this way, it's acceptable?
No. 470073
>>470069Students loan…for…the Onions? My fucking god, that is pathetic. Being a careless dumb teen spending your parents hard earned money because you're an idiot is one thing, dipping into your students loan is a whole another level of batshit crazy.
Sometimes it's frustrating to think people finance them so they can fucking talk to them and be their "friends" ( but even the shittiest people in prisons have their fans so this by itself isn't strange ).
What I mostly don't get is how don't they cringe themselves out to hell and back by dishing money to them.
No. 470075
>>470073Onision has tried to start a cult before, who says he's not using those tactics or trying again with all his loyal kid followers, easy targets. Their behaviour is similar to people being led by cult leaders and Onion is a massive narc which reigns true for most, if not all cult leaders who pray on the desperate and easily manipulated.
Sage 4 absolute tinfoil
No. 470087
>>470078That's what's so frustrating. These idiots will pay for their stupidity eventually, but the onions will just continue in their venal greed. Well, except for the IRS, which will be on Grug's back forever now.
And Lameo is much worse than him with the e-begging and carrot-on-a-stick grifting. The whole bloody bunch should disappear into a black hole of Stupid. Then seal it with Bovine Becca's great fat arse.
No. 470114
>>470110Yes of course she'd find some poor replacement like what you wrote… She did the same in her first attempt of copying his video.
Lame is completely living in a dream world where she doesn't want to hear any bad stuff that's going on in her life. She has serious issues. We just saw that in today's stream where she asked people to not bring up anything related to greg's drama or negative comments under her videos.
No. 470121
>>470116Have I heard that right? Did she say
>extra dysphoricOr am I imagining autistic shit because she looks like a spaz when talking?
No. 470199
>>470198holy fuck, his whole friendship video is just him projecting alllll his issues onto other people.
1. if you do something bad, you should be called out and own up to it and apologise. yep, sounds good Onion.
2. if you serially abuse and cheat on women you are a horrible person, especially if you then go on to brag about how abusive you are online. yep, agreed.
3. if you act like other people are stupid and don't agree with them, they're bad. agreed again!
4. if you make a ton of videos hating on people, you are a stalker and a shitty human. don't agree with this one, but sure, let's go with it.
5. Onision thinks that people should be telltales! wait, unless you're telling on him and telling folks they shouldn't collab with him. not then. don't do it then.
that sounds reeeeally like you. poor narcissists. they're a mess - so confused between self-hate and self-love.
two quick asides: he says his friendship with Cyr ended because Cyr asked him to take down a video they made together than had a Hitler reference. Onion (in classic manipulator fashion) goes ballistic and says "FINE, i'll take it down but i'll NEVER make a video with you again" and Cyr was fine with those conditions, and…apparently Onion wasn't, despite it being his offered solution…
second aside, he says Deefizzy likes to pick one side and stick with it no matter what. then he shows screenshots of Deefizzy saying he had fun with Onision and then another where he said he didn't like Onision. so kinda contradicting what he said he hated about Deefizzy - looks like he changed his mind about you, Onion.
thanks for these videos anon. what a fucking wreck.
No. 470206
>>470205Their first fall out (hitler video) was before that.
Then Onion started sucking up to Cyr again but then shat on him again after the whole "YOU SHOULD VOTE FOR THE ONE I TELL YOU TO" fiasco.
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Lainey said she was 'alot bigger' during her second pregnancy.
There is no way of telling how far along she was in these but this is the picture she showed compared to the last picture she showed of her first pregnancy (I am assuming she showed them in ascending order).
Different angles but very close to the same size.
No. 470211
>>470199Oh I think I can't watch that one, I can't stand listening to him anymore when he thinks he's always right and is repeting himself for the 1000th time.
Also how hard he's trying to manipulate the stories of past relationships lately (the billie thing wasn't that bad and lame was exaggerating cause it was only cuddling? yeah what about the fucking that followed? then the friendship with cyr ended because of a disagreement over a video? No it was because he had a narc rage because cyr didn't vote who you voted, which is bizarre in the first place cause everyone can vote whoever he wants?!). Does he think that people forget about the shit that happened? or does he think he gets so many new naive fans he can tell theses stories to look like the better person because they don't know his past/won't watch the videos (which are all still on youtube btw)? he's so full of shit, now he disables the comments which is another desperate attempt to hide the truth. but ~muh honesty~. go fuck yourself gurg, you're the biggest liar and manipulator on the internet, but the thing is that you are too bad at it to fool anyone.
No. 470224
>>470220bc it really is a bullshit degree, got a friend in psych and it's literally 90% elective classes. you barely learn anything other than the history of psychology. learning about mental illness ends at something like "people with aspd have no empathy" & she probably forgot everything by now.
psychology is one of the easiest programs to get into too.
it shows a lot how she clearly had zero passion about her degree and what she was learning, otherwise she might've done some extra reading and retained information/ gone on to a grad program (does anyone know why she didnt get her masters?). if she didnt enjoy her degree she could've switched early on but nope. she clearly retained nothing and her degree really means nothing rn, the fact she passed psychology undergrad (not too hard - she could've just gotten very low marks but passed) means nothing. what a waste of money lol wow
No. 470226
>>470225did that happen in a video or livestream?
bpd always reminds me of that onision "had bpd" for like 4 hours for a pity vote. why is tha video not taken down yet what the fuck lol (it might be but it was there a month ago)
No. 470233
>>470218It's like, yeah, of course you'd love your baby no matter what, but
you stupid fucking skank, you get the Amniotic test to better prepare yourself and your world
in case a baby is having issues that you need to plan accordingly different lifelong medical options. Fuck me.
Honestly, they should have tossed the first baby towards the adoption bin, they weren't ready for a baby then, and they still aren't ready for a baby now. Parents make a lot of mistakes, but the important thing is that a parent is worrying and concerned for their babies, trying to do the right thing.
Greg is more concerned on what all the other youtubers do than his own son, his own mini-me, let alone his daughter.
Taylor cares more about "they/them" and what billie is doing then reading or playing or running around with her children.
They are neglectful, self-absorbed, and utterly non deserving of the life that runs through their veins. They should be referred to as the biological donators to life, because they haven't done ANYTHING to deserve the titles of mommy and daddy.
The funny thing is, if Greg were to read that last statement, I think, secretly, he would agree.
No. 470235
>>469589I think it's interesting that she mentioned the possibility of the baby having down's syndrome when that's been an actual rumor/thought regarding their son.
She says everything was "normal" in the end, but I wonder if their first actually does have it or another problem.
No. 470244
>>470240Not to mention, he JUST went on a spergout how he hates and thinks less of people with low IQs.
Nice to have him confirm he hates the mentally handicapped.
No. 470247
>>470245Didn't you read anon? That would have been hot af.
Way to be boring. /s
No. 470249
>>470246i also wonder wth is going on since ive heard therapists can prescribe meds in the us? wouldnt they want to weed people like lameo out if that's the case?
saged cause im a clueless eurofag
No. 470250
>>470225She also claimed Sarah was bipolar even though Sarah never got diagnosed bipolar by a professional.
Anyone who is serious about psychology wouldn't just pull "bipolar disorder" out of nowhere, but Lainey did it to protect her own ass.
No. 470251
>>470249no they cant unless they finished psychiatry. but most psychiatrists wont be your therapist, they're just there to assess, diagnose and prescribe
>>470250was sarah diagnosed with bpd? if so, lame was literally like "i think you have bipolar too" ?? omg
No. 470255
>>470252I didnt watch the whole thing but I think she's saying she has it here?
>>470229>>470253Yeah psychiatry requires med school, psychology doesnt
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lame hit 300k but according to socialblade her channel has only gained around 18k subs this year. not that much if you ask me, it's more or less stagnating with a slight upwards trend. her channel only looks like it's doing well in comparison to gurg's misery.
beautybot has around 22k, which is around the same number, only a few thousand more
No. 470267
>>470265can't find it? maybe she deleted it?
>>470264he literally laughed his ass off when lame was in chat telling him she's not female and he's in a gay relationship. I think he takes nothing of it seriously and only does it to attract certain groups of people. I dunno maybe he stands behind some of the opinions he shits out but he's also contradicting himself all the time, sometimes I think he has no real opinion at all cause he's too stupid for that
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>>470207I looked at a vid from sep 2016 and she did look kinda chubby here (it's from "things you should never say to lgtb people"). still not fat or anything, she likes to emphasize how smol she got after the second child
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a description of onion by lainey. at the top it says charming and generous but it was blurry
notice all the narc traits. calm, strong, intellectual, domineering. the rest is about his looks. also notice there is no "nice, sweet, kind, gentle, understanding, caring", aside from "supportive" which probably means he supports her smol prince identity. And where the fuck is honest hmm???
No. 470318
>>470317then she claims she came out in 2015 and suggested polyamory with greg. says she fell in love with a girl (billie) and they betrayed her trust etc.
we can all fill the gaps from 2012, but childhood stuff is new
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From the house tour: "and here's all of Greg's makeup"
lmao this cuck, hates makeup on girls but owns more of it than a lot of women.
No. 470324
>>470317> 8th grade she had to see a therapist because of cutting, but she didn't continue> she got diagnosed with depression and her mum would get mad at her for being sad all the timeyoung lainey was everything onision hates
why does she try and make her life seem so fucking dramatic and miserable, like she just haaad to insert all those super dramatic stories about sex and mental illness (and some guy smoking pot isnt very fucking interesting), meanwhile 99.9% of her life is boring as fuck. where does she talk about her hobbies other than "started gymnastics at 6"? ok you were bullied in first grade but how about your friends? what did you do in your spare time? favorite place to go with parents? ugh
her ex who was "abusive" probably wasnt even abusive and she made that crap up or exaggerated greatly. we all know what kind of person lainey is. if she can see he was abusive how is she blind to what onision is doing. like woow he smoked weed. oh no. "stalking to her" probably means one "hey whats up" text every 6 months
No. 470325
here is the remainder of the lainey exclusive vids, I can't get the patreon rewards hosted ON patreon right now, only ones that use external links so photosets and stuff are no go. I'm sorry.
EXCLUSIVE VLOG #1:
https://newfag.science/patreon/laineybot/(Exclusive)%20Exclusive%20Vlog%201.mp4EXCLUSIVE VLOG #2:
https://newfag.science/patreon/laineybot/(Exclusive)%20Exclusive%20Vlog%202.mp4EXCLUSIVE VLOG #3:
https://newfag.science/patreon/laineybot/(Exclusive)%20Exclusive%20Vlog%203.mp4 No. 470343
>>470340His "little girl", huh Lamey? How's that apply to your being agender again?
And "we're each others best friends"
Bitch, your each others only friends.
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>>470304I honestly thought the state of their house was am exaggeration, a half eaten sandwich for example wtf. Not to mention allll the other gross shit like dye all over the bathroom she could have easily wiped up. Fucking wow.
No. 470367
>>470364i hate these two cunts, here i am working my ass off before i can even fathom about having my own family and she's got all the money she needs, two kids and a husband no job and can't even fucking clean up after herself
no wonder she is acting depressed, if i let my dishes pile up from the day before it bums me the fuck out lol
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Looks like Greg got rid of another Patron
No. 470385
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Imagine being a grown ass man obsessed over another man. Also he keeps his family private? He's had to online/live streams fighting with his wife lol.
No. 470387
>>470385Or maybe it’s because there are certain members of your family that
are mentally sound (unlike you and Crazy Tami) who have a sentience of decency to not be filmed on camera just for you to make a quick buck and will debunk any of your bullshit.
No. 470389
>>470386That was my thoughts exactly. The whole video reads more like an explanation, and there are so many tells to her personality. The part where she wouldn't leave the guy even after he tried to kill himself, like, no way she's leaving onion, who she has kids with, over "just" being a cheating narc.
Also, did I misunderstand, or did she imply that her (step?)brother molested her? I know I know, plain is shitty, but this whole dirty sad house, arrested development, grease life of hers is sad to watch. With how much she is trying to show that she is smart and capable, it truly is a shame that she is holding on to this life with him.
Ps. Notice how disgusted she sounds when she talks about greg, and how she only talks about loving him in the past tense.
No. 470397
>>470390anon, seriously the link to the video is there, she met her stoner abusive boyfriend thru her emo friend group and was originally dating some other boy, and the guy that essentially raped her for her virginity leaked her semi-nudes around her school and to her family etc. they were on and off. pretty sure if her underwear photos were floating about school and she was gymnast there was a few horny teens that would have wanted to get in to her (uk slang sorry)
also teenagers exaggerate and lainey is mentally stunted, i doubt 40 guys is legit. please turn your bullshit detector on and if you're going to rage at least be informed
No. 470398
>>470396again, watch the video.
she was in bunk beds on a holiday, her young sister in the bottom, her on top and her step brother in a separate bed. when her little sister went to sleep he climbed up to the top bunk and lay on her. she seemed uncomfortable explaining it, but said she told her mum who dismissed it and said she as causing trouble
lainey's mum sounds a bit cheap herself, after getting dumped for a babysitter, marries another guy less than a year after, then divorces after 6 months cuz other dude didn't want children, then got married again to her current husband.
her parent's both seem like trash, putting their sex lives first. fuck wonder where lainey got it from
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>>470359They have tons of baskets. They just throw the laundry everywhere, despite having 4-5 baskets just in one room of the house.
No. 470401
>>470394lol anon, catch yourself on, depression is not an elusive illness, also her dad left the home at 3 and lainey's ma seemed keen enough to hop on any dick and get married to save face
christ i know people in their 30s that got fucked up by their parent's getting divorced in their teens. if you have a shite foundation you're fighting an uphill battle.
No. 470403
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No wonder they have flies - look at that massive, kitchen sized garbage can in Troy's bathroom. AND there's a recycle bin - how much shit to let collect in the bathroom that you need an entire recycle bin just for a kid's bathroom?? Just take the empty bottle downstairs! Get smaller cans, and take your fucking trash out regularly. This shit is not hard.
No. 470404
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1/2 Troy's rug is encrusted with filth. And this is definitely the kids' bathroom, because the baby nail scissors are in it (see 2/2)
No. 470408
>>470304Thanks, anon. I saw one of her patreons talk about the house tour and saying it wasn't
that messy and that Greg made it out to be worse than it really is.
Their house is an absolute pigsty and it just seems so cold and cluttered. It's not like a home at all, their stuff has no place and holy shit - the laundry in every room? wtf.
>>470403they move furniture and stuff around the house all the fucking time, those bins were in the huge room that looks like Troys with the big brown couch when Mercades was there to visit and they built a hot dog stand.
For that big of a house, they don't have much furniture other than a shit ton of beds, laundry baskets and recycling bins, kek.
No. 470413
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No wonder there's flies there's been an old plate of half eaten food in at least two separate rooms. Clean up your fucking food scraps - but wrap it and take it outside don't just toss it in an industrial size garbage can in the same room and call it good enough!
No. 470414
>>470390Yep, she would have probably stayed with her ex too if she hadn't met onion. That's also the only way I can see her ending things with onion. Finding another rich guy who will be her new sugar daddy. Another reason onion and lameo are similar. They refuse to leave each other unless they have a replacement lined up.
If her draw my life is true, her story is going to end up being her kids story. Her and onion are just as trash parents as she claims hers are. The cycle will continue.
No. 470415
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She was making fun of how much laundry she has in literally every room of the house, most of it on the floor - but I see another piece of random half eaten food on furniture or a bed, attracting vermin. You're not just clothing hoarders, you leave food everywhere. If they don't have roaches, I would be shocked.
No. 470416
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"We're too broke to pay our back taxes!"
"This is my new foosball table and my gaming consoles"
No. 470417
>>470413It's as if I'm in Luna's thread.
Taylor accidentally drinking Greg's piss when?
No. 470420
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Another full kitchen sized garbage can in a bathroom, where there's clothing strewn all over the floor.
They never go anywhere, and they never get dressed up. The amount of basic bitch target clothing they own is absolutely insane. And it just decorates the floors of a 5,000 square foot house, when it's not piled on countertops and stuffed inside her children's playsets.
No. 470422
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>>470419Why, she showed us her laundry room! Here's the purportedly "clean" pile
No. 470423
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>>470404It also looks like there’s water damage near the toilet. Or like broken tile or something. So disgusting.
No. 470424
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>>470419And here's a basket AND a cardboard box full of dirty things in her laundry room. They have so much clothing, she apparently just does laundry perpetually, but has never actually completed the task of doing laundry, because they all just throw outfits on the floor and let it keep going, and they just keep shopping.
No. 470425
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Absolutely filthy sink near gregs desk in the basement. Wtf. How do you let it get that dirty?!
No. 470427
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>>470423They also have a
carpet in the kitchen. I mean, all it's going to do is collect fallen food! Why on earth would you have a carpet in front of the fridge??
The kitchen is the only clean room in the house, but it's still super gross to keep a carpet in the kitchen!
No. 470429
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>>470427Why is their kitchen so clean when the rest of the house is a mess, you might ask? Why, because the Onions live off of a wall of cereal (pictured), bread (as seen strewn half eaten all over the house), and canned soups.
No. 470431
File: 1512082903912.png (1.13 MB, 1274x685, Screen Shot 2017-11-30 at 2.45…)
>>470425The whole basement is absolutely filthy. It's apparently Lainey's bedroom, and where Greg does all his editing. It includes that foul sink, plus this
No. 470434
>>470422that laundry room could be so nice actually. gosh these assholes don't deserve all what they have
>>470425yup that's what I meant, I wonder if it's all toothpaste or his makeup. either way clean this shit up it's insanely disgusting
>>470429those poor kids probably never get any fresh fruits and vegetables
No. 470435
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I've never met someone that has dirty laundry in every single room, and yeah she doesn't know why she has flies there's a half eaten piece of bread just sitting there.
No. 470438
>>470416why the fuck do they need a foosball table when they don't even have friends? I highly doubt plane and gurgles play together. was it because tomato visited 2 times?
>>470435they live worse than the laziest college students
>>470436that's a thing I was wondering too. did they never have one? he definitely had a few thousands more a month until 1 year ago
No. 470449
>>470420no wonder they don't have friends, not only do they prob invade your personal space and ask horrible intrusive questions when in their company, you'd have to be content to sit amongst their filth.
fuck, i nearly throw a shitfit anytime i go to my boyfriend's house and it stinks because he hasn't scrapped his dinner plate into the compost and put it in the dishwasher.
and how many fucking bins do they need?!
thought being a fake vegan meant you also care about the environment. wasteful sinful cunts
No. 470456
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>>470452>>470453Seriously, when she showed the playroom - which is filthy - she said it was freezing in the room, so she was closing the door again. They don't pay to heat their child's playroom.
"Here, Troy. All your toys are here, but you have to wear your snowsuit and mittens if you want to use them."
No. 470457
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>>470455The bread is kept well out of his reach, it's above where all that cereal is. So it that IS Troy eating the bread, they simply handed him an entire loaf and told him to feed himself. And then the adults left is all strewn about.
But I think it's Taylor and not Troy leaving the bread. Here's yet another crust, on the sideboard in what she called "her studio"
No. 470458
>>470455everyone room has a hazard in concerning young children and these wankers have the audacity to look themselves in a room and ebeg from their fans.
lainey last night was complaining her fucking dog scratched the door while she was streaming. at least someone fucking wants to see you, bitch!!
and that stream were troy walked in when she was in the guest house. horrible.
i guess money can't buy you class
No. 470459
>>470456so the playroom door gets closed because the nice windows in it let out too much heat. how wonderful that the kids are not free to go into their fucking playroom when they want
and look at the mess of it! are the children only expected to sit in the middle and not be able to move about or use their fucking imagination and creativity.
im getting flashbacks of that photo of troy with billie and ayalla and he's just sitting facing a wall playing with blocks. i bet i could give him a better life in my shitty flat
No. 470461
>>470457I agree I think it's lame with the half eaten bread
>>470455I know right, what is so hard about cleaning up before you make the video unless you don't fucking care or want pity points cause you're a mother of two that has to work all day (bitch where? what do you even do?) with an evil husband that doesn't understand you
No. 470462
>>470316a partner being domineering is not a good thing, taylor
did uni teach her nothing???
No. 470466
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Wtf is spilled on the couch in Troys room?
No. 470467
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Also they just let the kids trash the basement? This is near what she called the dungeon so probably where they wanted to keep Billie chained up.
No. 470470
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"Its really wet in here and people kept slipping so we just threw down a blanket" Dude there's probably so much mold in there if it's always wet and also a fleece towel won't do shit to dry anything, just aid in moldy growths. If CPS saw this shit they'd have their kids taken.
No. 470471
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You would think the space Prince wouldn't gender her kids and give them such girly and boyish beds.
No. 470472
>>470470b-but anon she said she's too busy to clean and take care of all that properly :c
/s
No. 470476
>>470467those kid's handprints give me some blair witch project vibes honestly
>>470471lol in last stream she claimed to raise her kids "gender neutral". Okay I give her that she doesn't forbid them to have generic ass gender stereotyped stuff but this is just hilarious for a tumblr space prince
No. 470477
>>470218The test is a choice and she's well within her rights to decline it, but acting like it was a generously accepting choice is ridiculous. Taking the test doesn't imply you'll love the baby less, it implies you want to prepare for something. If an amnio detects something incredibly serious like Patau's, parents will have to prepare for the fact that the baby is likely to be lost during pregnancy and is highly unlikely to survive past the first year if it's born. If the child makes it past that, there's a chance they'll be blind, deaf or have parts of the body that didn't form properly. I'm tired of the onions and their view on healthcare. I hope their kids are healthy forever because these two fuckups wouldn't be of any use otherwise.
>>470225She learned nothing from her degree AND she couldn't even be bothered to look up bpd after learning that one of her friends had it. I don't know how she thought she could be a therpist when she announced her friend's mental illness to the world before even double checking that she even had the terminology right.
No. 470480
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"Watching you play with dobs and taunt him"
Wtf Gerg, being mean to Dobs no wonder leelu pees when she sees him, he's an ass to animals!
No. 470490
>>470304half way thru the house tour and literally every fucking floor in her house is absolutely stinking.
her clothes she is wearing are even dirty.
i wouldnt be surprised if her kids and animals all have weakened immunity surrounded by the filth
like, the fact she felt comfortable to upload that video to show people confuses me. do the onions literally have no pride? how are they so oblivious!!!
i hope greg is reading all of us getting to see 'exlusive' content without paying and ripping his fucking environment apart. that environment would riddle a healthy mind to the point it would deteriorate.
their kids are probably going to grow up with a wealth of behavioural issues and OCD especially.
No. 470491
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Not sure if this has been brought up, but Gerg and Plainey seem a lot like Cartman and Haley (aside from Haley started out a pretty decent human being).
I don't know how Plainey started, but Cartman ended up tainting her with manipulation and tricking her into eating unhealthy for his own selfish gains (like Gerg fucked with Plainey and her eating, malnutritioning her).
In the end, Haley ended up like Cartman, a horrible human being. Kinda like what Plainey is doing.
Anyway, sage because it's no new milk. But I couldn't shake the similarities.
No. 470492
>>470490she just called herself classy for having coats hung up on a coat rack…
aim higher taylor, you literally only get one life don't you want to be proud of it.
if i had her house i'd be so fucking house proud you have no idea.
No. 470495
>>470477Oh god, could you imagine Lameo as a therapist? She'd spend every session moaning about her Really Big Problems to the client while ignoring theirs, then charge them through the nose.
Oh. Just like her streams, in fact.
And whilst they live like pigs and I'm not excusing Lame's sloth, it's equally on him. Gurg the great feminist expecting the woman to do all the domestic crap? Honestly, they are almost parodic now, they're that inconsistent, dishonest and ridiculous.
No. 470499
>>470490And gurg is the one who's trying to make other people look like they're filthy. Tweeting at shane to get some self respect. Like look at your mess of a house first! At least shane has a beautiful home that's clean and is actually furnished and decorated with taste and personality.
It's all projection. Everything bad he sees in other people is himself
No. 470502
>>470470it's WET….? umm for the sake of their children's lives they should get this shit checked out.
btw i'm loving this torrent of milk from the patreon loophole. bet grease is loving this too :^)
No. 470503
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No. 470504
>>470501Oh, of course. Silly me. I mean, he must slave to the bone as, according to his tax returns, he has absolutely no life outside work therefore everything is deductable.
Lucky children, growing up with such marvellous parental values. Gives me the warm n fuzzies…
(Wrong expression. In Grease Towers, "the warm n fuzzies" means the mould got heated up.)
No. 470514
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That girl Madison is filming with Onision today, he's dressed as social repose blowing up a doll… Yep I sense a Social repose cheating on Jaclyn parody.
No. 470516
>>470314It's actually really sad.
I wonder how much of it is true. She talks about how she's the perpetual victim for life. I do feel bad for her for a lot of the stuff she describes going through as a kid.
No. 470517
>>470514cursed image
finally, his patrons don't have a reason to keep paying for his "content." have a great time filming, grease!
No. 470518
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>>470513Well, right now he's too busy telling people they're wrong, and that THEY'RE the ones with black and white thinking, not him.
No. 470519
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>>470513And too busy saying that having sex with Jaclyn is gross (while pretending to have sex with Jaclyn as a blow up doll for a video.)
No. 470521
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>>470514Yup. Oh he's so edgy
No. 470541
>>470340"The statuses you post about us".
>"I am REALLY sick of idiots acting like platonic cuddling & a full body massage = literally hardcore fucking someone. It's insanely stupid & I'm not going to continue to take shit for it."
>"Don't go sticking your tongue in other people's mouths and then act like I fucking ruined your life for literally cuddling that same person and rubbing their fucking back. Jesus."
>"Don't ever cuddle with someone your significant other was making out with in bed, with you, just prior. They will hold it against you forever and torture you with sobbing about it many years after."I made out with this chick & you cuddled her, I'm betrayed! Wah!""
No. 470548
>>470368Shit, Gargamel.
I wonder if he caught wind of Daddy Donald talking about leaving too.
A $200 drop?
That's going to sting.
No. 470549
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When your dog dobs has to babysit the baby in the carseat because mom is busy headbanging with her 17 year old friend.
No. 470560
>>470477Exactly this.
I honestly rage a bit at that part of her birth story. They're telling her she could be high risk and she's acting like they're just trying to inconvenience her. It's really sad. Some of these diseases are very serious and all the "love" in the world isn't going to be as great as preparing ahead of time for the different options to consider for this little baby's quality of life.
She's lucky that it ended up being nothing.
No. 470562
>>470483She likely took them down.
or maybe I'm giving her too much credit, considering she leaves half eaten pieces of bread all over the fucking place.
>>470490It always perplexed me how they don't realize that black is the worst color for either of them to wear in front of those bright lights. You can see every gross little stain they accumulated. It could be from just having kids, but all the same, look presentable for your "job".
>>470493Or water bottles and laundry, apparently.
Lame's on Younow with a girl. Not sure who it is.
No. 470563
File: 1512095222602.png (301.17 KB, 479x436, madison.png)
Apparently it's Madison. Should have guessed.
No. 470571
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Madison just asked "wait why is everyone asking about shane, shane dawson?" Lame said he doesn't like Shane. She looked confused and said why? Lame said they have problems and well its not my beef.
She's saying she's going to ask Gerg about kissing Madison because its the right thing to do and she doesn't think it'll be a big deal. Lame better watch out, he might want to participate. She texted him and he responded with "okay I guess."
"I'm at a point in poly that if I get in another relationship, I'm going to be jealous, paranoid and awful, I don't want to push that on someone else."
She was literally poly for like 6 months on and off.
Someone in the chat said if you didn't want gerg to do anything with her then you shouldn't off. Lame got loud and said "Funny thing is I was never doing anything with her, when they did stuff, I hadn't done anything with her!"
Her and Madison are talking about being Poly.
A few highlights from this stream, it isn't as boring wit Madison there. Also lmao at this account.
No. 470572
>>470564Actually, that video IS his reaction to them doing exactly that long ago.
SR and JG first made a parody of him and Billie at the time that shit went down, see video. Greg's just having the last laugh with his vid now.
No. 470579
File: 1512097888025.jpg (48.68 KB, 476x463, leave.jpg)
Madison and Lame hit goal so they are going to kiss and of course Onion came to watch, but Lame told him to leave the stream lol.
No. 470586
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Lame is being so rude, she said she has a high standard for the girls she kisses, so what exactly is that saying about Madison? She also said a lot of other shit making it sound like she is going to lick the toilet or something. Madison said that is hurtful in a giggly manner but obviously it is.
Beck is really wanting to see the kiss and most of the chat is also annoyed by Lame's apparent "Anxiety" over a kiss.
No. 470591
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>>470586So much for a “peck”
No. 470598
>>470592tbqh that wasn’t funny.
let’s be all grateful for incoming gerg sperg though.
No. 470603
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No. 470606
>>470604She doesn't really owe anyone shit.
One person suggested 50 seconds arbitrarily.
She didn't chicken out of it, she did it.
No. 470613
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go comfort your spouse instead of tweeting, you absolute joke
No. 470618
>>470603Loooool, this unbelievable moron!
His wife cried because someone leaked her childhood trauma to a wider audience, and what does Greg do? Inform an even wider audience about it! I… I have no words.
No. 470619
>>470592yeah, that's really fucked up. if it's an anon here, that shit only
helps them. they love being victims.
No. 470623
>>470406Wouldn't put it past onion to smoke weed just to encourage her to break up with him eventually.
Wouldn't put it past lameo to
not break up with him even if he did.
No. 470626
>>470619This is probably what pisses me off the most about it.
>>470624He claims that shit was consensual.
No. 470629
>>470627Exactly.
If any of you actually care about her exploiting teens for money (lbr, I'm sure that not everyone cares) you wouldn't do things to make her a more sympathetic person. She will likely be showered in gifts to help her feel better for days to come.
No. 470631
>>470592BWAH HA HA HA HAA! (no but srly pedos as teachers r fukd)
Taylor chose to be a public youtuber. Taylor chose to discuss a highly private personal matter, and make a video released to the public. Nobody forced her to do so, she knew the info would be released to the general public.
If Taylor was not ready to discuss her childhood molestation at all, she should have never brought it up, nobody knew, we sure as hell didn't. She had to have known that releasing that info would have opened up the floodgates on pedo jokes, and likely drawn parallels to her becoming sexually attracted to an older adult while taylor was underaged.
I'll say this, not even Greg has ever hinted at it (although he didn't keep billie or ayalla secrets) but still he never sperged about the French kissing with the kindergarten teacher.
Taylor put herself in a position to be brutally mocked by the admission of a childhood molestation, so I'm not saying it's right, but I am saying that if she wasn't such a smug, total bitch that begs for children's allowances, people would have much more respect and sympathy for her.
But Lame has no visible redeeming qualities. She doesn't put her children first, even though it seems that her parents believed Taylor and her story even when she was scared as a child. If she can't give her children the love and protection that she herself received, then I dare say it's open season.
No. 470634
>>470631Amen! I only laughed because of the audacity of the commenter (which wasn't me people) and the fact that, as you mentioned, SHE shared that information to the world herself and put too much trust in her Patrons and also assumed that things posted on Patreon would stay on Patreon, what a dumb bicth!
It's funny you mentioned his leaking of Ayalla and Billie's private information as he will no doubt spreg about "trusted people sharing personal information" which is exactly what he did to them!
No. 470635
>>470612Agreed, that’s something she shouldn’t be harassed for…that wasn’t her fault and is horrible to taunt someone with their abuse.
There’s LOTS of stuff she does now that’s worth cricisim but that isn’t it. There’s a difference and a line. Whoever did that also cut off the hope of getting good pareon videos in the future. Dumb.
No. 470639
>>470603You fuck kids, so shut the fuck up, Greg.
If she wasn't ready to let people know then she shouldn't have posted it onto Patreon while having so many patrons. If she wasn't such an attention whore, I'd feel bad for her alas, she is.
>>470613This.
No. 470642
>>470636Who cares? It may not be something I’d do but end of the day the trust was well placed - thus far - the videos were hacked, not leaked by a fan.
cows putting trust in foolish places is exactly how we get our delicious milk. You have to act with some restraint to encourage more.
No. 470659
>>470422>that random ass ps4 controller on a shelf???????????
also fuck them, i live in an apartment with a shared laundry and id kill for this room.
No. 470663
>>470644yup she didnt care one bit when it happened to Billie, and billie didn't make a video about it and put it online.
Onion can stop acting high and mighty when he did that to Billie.
No. 470673
>>470672No, this is what he's going to say:
"It's not the fact that people have seen it ( I don't believe in secrets ), it's the fact that someone made fun of it and it wasn't a comedy video."
No. 470674
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Four days old but he’s doing it again…
No. 470676
>>470666Well he obviously doesn't understand secrets since he immediately jumped to blast his wife's secret to hundreds of thousands of Twitter followers that would have otherwise remained oblivious of it. Just a few minutes after Taylor said she wasn't ready to make it public. He actually did 100x more damage than the anon that posted it to the relatively small circle of people watching her on YouNow.
He did it under the pretense of whiteknighting her, but it's clear he cares nothing about her feelings otherwise he would have not tweeted that. He did it exactly to seem high and mighty - the same reason behind 99% of his other Twitter posts, all he ever does there is dit on his high horse and judge around.
No. 470681
File: 1512107211197.jpg (88.59 KB, 573x499, deleted.jpg)
He deleted the tweet about Laimey being the best human ever.
No. 470685
File: 1512108260467.png (78.74 KB, 1291x714, Screenshot from 2017-11-30 20-…)
lainey is a fan
No. 470692
File: 1512109756891.png (666.33 KB, 1280x720, Screenshot_20171201-002010.png)
I kinda see what looks like headphones maybe on Troy. Hopefully noise cancelling since she was singing a song about someone choking on cum…
Sage for speculation
No. 470700
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That collar is being put to work
No. 470702
File: 1512112699273.jpg (42.13 KB, 1076x193, Screenshot_20171201-143350.jpg)
I posted this on the tempcow thread but thought it would be better to post here too so more people see it, this is the user who made the comment if anyone wants to try and figure out who did it.
No. 470722
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"My spouse told 8 people about her sexual assault, and got mad when more people knew. So I told 200k+ people about it, and now I'm kind of making amends at midnight, and promising to curb my ego. Except not really, because direct promises are for chumps."
No. 470724
>>470722>Weed your garden.Your home is your castle. There is only so much space.
Your ego is filth and grime.
Don't let the filth and grime consume your castle and eventually your skin leaving acne in its wake.
Clean your fucking house. Seriously, clean it. We've seen what disgusting, greasy pigs you are. There are people in low-income housing that are cleaner than you.
No. 470726
>>470724Bet he doesn't even notice the condition of his surroundings. Too occupied by sperging on Twitter, making cringy outdated skits, and watching hentai.
He lives online, not in his house.
No. 470741
>>470737I agree that her molestation should not have been made fun of or brought up in front of her at her younow .. doesn’t matter who you are that’s a really awful and shaping thing to happen to someone….
however if you truly do not know the reason why no one cares to keep Lainey’s “info” aka her videos that she willingly made and chose to publish for her 15 yr old fans that PAY her to see them, than you’re dumb and I suggest reading even just one of the many threads. It’s not like people went out and found her diary and published it lol
No. 470745
>>470675>>470677I swear I did not mean to like it, I didn’t even realize I liked it until y’all pointed it out to me.
-hides in shame-
No. 470751
>>470749lol I always felt like sarah wanted to be the ayalla to lamey, and thats why she sticks by her shittyiness and thinks its normal. I remember one of the onions saying that Ayalla said she would stick by Billie even if she knew she did something shitty. The difference is Ayalla actively tried to help Billie out of the situation and I bet she is able to tell her when she thinks what shes doing is wrong. Sarah just sits there and supports everything lameo does and believes she should stay in that situation and that it actually isnt bad.
It's really sad they both just dyed their hair and grew it out Billie length at the same time. I remember when sarah first obsessed over lameo, she also cut her hair short lameo style. These people just clone people they think are cool.
No. 470754
>>470737lameo released it on her patreon easily accessible by ANY RANDOM PERSON who dropped $25. Any damn one of them could have leaked the info, and she was taking that chance by putting it on the internet at all. Billie NEVER made a video ANYWHERE accessible by ANYONE. She said she told like four people ever.
lol anyone feeling soo bad for lameo, just know she wouldn't do the same for you. Calm down.
>>470743She only mentioned she was "against" it in the video after seeing everyones reaction. Prior to that she was screeching at her fangirl Lane about how she was so fake and terrible for daring feel bad for Billie after her husband did that. She threw that in there as damage control. Not because she actually believed it. Just like how she damage controlled the jaclyn thing after getting caught laughing at her.
No. 470771
>>470768It's a "joke" and for ~~~comedy~~~ and only he gets to say what is and isn't comedy anon.
That's how he tried to spin it anyways when he was called about his rape of the Andy Beirsack doll. It's different because he likes Andy and Blaire doesn't like Onion, so it's inherently assault.
Wonder how he'll spin it that's it ok for him to do it since he doesn't like Jaclyn…
No. 470784
>>470779Yeah.
I laughed because it happened to her. Sure that wasn't "funny" in general, ie. if someone did that to someone other than lame, it probably wouldn't be cool, but it's all about context. She's a shitty person who decided to trust a couple strangers over the internet with something that private, she's a PUBLIC FIGURE, this could've happened to any other public figure who did the same shit… especially those who hate as many "haters" as lainey. She knows this, and if she was so afraid of this, she wouldn't have posted it on the internet. It wasn't a mistake as if she accidentaly blurted it out, she made a pre-meditated video. She thought about this. She must've thought about potential consequences. She wanted to post it.
So I'll laugh when something bites her back in the ass. I'm not laughing at her assault, but she's not that 5 year old anymore, she's become an abuser herself, and she's what, like 23??? You think she'd know better. So no I don't feel any kind of pity, and it's humorous when she gets what she deserves. Next time she'll think twice about posting something like that on the internet.
No. 470785
>>470784Did you really need to type all this to what amounted to "I'll laugh but I'm still better than people who make jokes like these in general uwu"
You (kind of) sound like you misunderstood what I'm saying. I'm saying the joke is funny as hell, context or not. This thread was made to shit talk, not suddenly pretending to care about assault or whatever and be a 'better person' when the cow in question gets her feelies hurt.
No. 470787
>>470779>>470785gb2 2007 with that edgy sense of humour
you'll fit right there with onision
No. 470796
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sage cause irrelevant but lold about the comments.
>>470470Didnt catch the video, so why did she need to show off how messy they are?
No. 470799
>>470796>so why did she need to show off how messy they are?Money. Believe it or not, she got money for showing people her mess and filth. And they asked for it. And they paid for it.
I was promised flying cars in the 21st century. I got this. HAHAHAHHAHHAHAHA
No. 470811
>>470785I didnt even mean to reply to you that was an accident lol I clicked two posts by accident & deleted the wrong one I meant to reply to
>>470741why you gotta be so edgy tho, assault isnt funny in general. no ones "suddenly pretending to care about assualt" you dont get points for saying it is funny
we all hate on onion when he makes stupid rude jokes about mental illnesses, bc they are in fact not funny to most people. you sound like him now
& Sage your stuff newfag
No. 470905
>>470887lol most people didn't know who onion was until he collabed with someone else. it's why he's so bitter he can't get a collab with anyone big anymore, so he tries to get them to mention him by antagonising him.
he's an old man these days, known to other youtubers as a joke and most of the rest of youtube will never catch wind of him, he will never be trending.
onionboy will never make it big again. youtube these days is for music videos of popstars, or quirky artists that can carry a meoldy (not onion's music), celebrity gossip + news, gaming (has onion ever completed a game or had the ability to?), cute animals, panel shows, cute girls, make up tutorials etc etc, i don't know any kid looking up shit relevant to onion
like who is his intended audience what are his tags SPERGTARD? idk.
i wasn't in stream last night, but it sounded like a fun one tbh. lainey made a recording of what she said and uploaded it to the net to be made available. the joke obvz wasn't in good taste, but neither are most of the onions jokes.
No. 470912
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way to go you fucking retard(s), there's several people trying to get a rise out of her right now and at the same time leaking that there's a loophole. nice!
No. 470921
>>470912ok i dont get some anons mentalities around here,
you guys either wanted to see the leaked patreon vids or u didn't.
whats the worse that will happen? she'll stop producing patreon only content?? oh no! who will those teenage girls parents money go towards now!
also greg is the one who publicly outted her about the molestation, probably could've flown under the radar in a few days time had he not had to swoop in and "save her" from the internet bullies
No. 470926
>>470456this has to be the saddest screenshot from their video :( these babies have enough toys for an african village, but no love or attention. they're the parents who buy a stuffed animal every day hoping it'll get the kids off their back.
grease and lainey are permanently stunted teenagers who are financially well off but have no sense about how to live… lainey moved at 18 or 19 to be with grease, right? so she's never had to live alone/with roommates and her mom likely made food and did all her laundry. they need the supernanny or someone lol.
No. 470930
>>470921God you’re fucking thick.
People though it was funny to mess with PT too. Guess who grew up and finally got away from the internet?
Maybe those of you that really care about Lainey are the ones that are snickering over her tears. Or maybe you’re too fucking stupid to see that you are killing the content you claim to enjoy.
P.S. We can’t manage who comes here and sees anything that’s posted. I know summerfags can stay all year, but maybe it should be a lesson to all of you that you can’t have nice things when any idiot with Google can find this place.
No. 470991
>>470930content we enjoy? you an onion and laimey fan? we think they themselves are the joke.
u broke we woke
No. 470994
>>470992no one's fucking asking you to be that involved in her life. u dream anon
sure some of u anons were even mad at the draw my life content 'huuurrrr this bitch just HAAAD to exaggerate and make stuff up' what the hell else did you think she has left to expose, a fucking strip tease?!
she's hardly going to tell the patrons that she honestly hates greg. wtf
No. 471017
File: 1512179903920.png (Spoiler Image,229.34 KB, 450x450, onion.png)
here's a greasy png if anyone wants to shop it on something
No. 471026
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No. 471028
>>470938Bravo! BRAVO!! Bravo!
What a perfectly presented video Aldii! Who cares that Taylor had shitty lessons on kissing from her teacher anyways?
This, this video, that whole situation, is the real embarrassment here. In like 3 more years Troy will be cognizant enough to Google his family name, and he's gonna find out. In 6 years Claire will find out how to stay in abusive manipulative relationships.
Fo realzies, it's humiliating enough when your partner is cheating and you have to tell your family and friends, but like, now the whole world (mini youtube/tumblr) knows.
Totes malotes would be sooo embarrassed to be Taylor right now. She let that embarrassment of a tiny dick mess with her, and for what??
No. 471034
>>470887In Onion's demented worldview, he probably resents Shane for that too. If Shane had done the right thing and taken her off the market, po lil Gurgy wouldn't have ended up lumbered with the Spastic Prinxe and her constant whining. Shane just fucks over Gurgy's life incessantly.
That's logic as filtered through Gurgy's really huge brain, passing through narcissism, resentment and thwarted ambition on the way.
No. 471040
>>470674blurry fucking shitty photo vs current year digital camera
gosh cant imagine why the one on the right looks so much better guyz
No. 471110
>>470938lol this is nice to see back to back. I realized even I forgot some of their ever-changing stories. This also shows lameo straight up lied in her side of the story by pretending she didnt know what gerg meant by "ill do what i want" since onion said after that him and billie kissed by themselves whenever they saw each other.
Also that billie did tell him lameo would be upset and he REPEATEDLY tried to convince her that everything was all fine because there were no boundaries anymore. But somehow lameo puts full and most blame on billie.
>>470959she avoids all videos that might remind her her husband is an asshole who doesnt love her, even his own videos. She is intentionally avoiding the truth. In the back of her mind, she already knows.
No. 471176
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Sage for potential OT
stumbled on these old screenshots. The guy really is obsessed with penis size. I'm really starting to think he has a tiny dick
No. 471185
>>471176jfc I hate onion so much. God forbid a young person be a young person. Lainey is so weak that she allows Greg to continuously talks shit about her sister and sometimes her. I can't imagine staying married to a person who so harshly judges my younger sister. She likes the perks too much to even consider leaving.
On a side note to the anon that mentioned her belly sizes during her pregnancies. Most of the time you show faster earlier with 2nd, 3rd, 4th etc babies. It has nothing to do with you or the baby's weight or eating habits. Just sayin.
No. 471193
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/womens/ /agender/ shirt
No. 471194
File: 1512244732897.png (2.14 MB, 1571x1687, onisionspeaks.png)
I'm so confused, are these screenshots I took from an actual Onision speaks video? I am watching it on newfag.science - all these "self-aware" pop-ups that come up are making me (actually, physically) cringe so hard.
No. 471197
>>471194I feel like this is some failed attempt to try and edit videos like Shawn. I haven't seen any of Shawn's recent videos, but Shawn does edit videos in such a way where it is professional, it feels like TV. He talks to you like it's reality television, but it's just his life. I feel like Onision is trying to replicate that, only poorly. Perhaps he's trying to ease into it so it isn't too apparent? I dunno.
I think he's trying new ways to edit to try to make his videos seem more apparent. To try to keep more views all the way to the end.
No. 471220
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Apparently Madison, the girl that's been doing stuff with the two of them lately, smokes weed. She has a series on her YouTube called baked baking. Someone in the comments said something about onion and his stance on weed, and she said that she wasn't sure if he'd seen it (the video/videos) and that he only has a problem with the "illegal" use of weed.
No. 471222
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>>471220And here is the comment. If someone else already brought this up I apologize, I don't recall seeing it on here before.
No. 471248
>>471243if you have to look up definitions to determine if someone cheated, then they probably cheated. It's not that hard of a concept to grasp.
Lol lameo is so pathetic. Honestly their whole relationship is a snoozefest on repeat. He does horrible shit to her, she cries, he makes one loving tweet or some other basic thing, she fawns over him again.
No. 471249
>>471239At the 6:30 mark, the quiz asks them whether they truly see their spouse has a good person. Plain responds with "That's fucked up!" They then go on to say they think Greg is a good person. With all of the fucked up shit he's said and done in public, they cosign all of it. It's never been a matter of "Well, I can't control him and because of that, he does whatever he wants." No, that behaviour doesn't strike them as immoral or wrong.
I don't feel bad anymore for laughing at the anon who asked them if her french teacher was a better kisser than Madison. Had it happened to anyone else, I'd feel terrible but they bring it out in people by not caring about anyone else but their evil grease daddy.
No. 471260
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so apparently gurg "animal rights activists" jackson let his dog stick its head into a tiny peanut butter jar and is now feeling like a hero for not letting it choke to death, what a saint
No. 471262
>>471239he's wearing his gay ass striped shirt again. he always feels like a cute emo boy in that, why?
He took a dig at her cause she doens't do the laundry or doesn't tidy up the laundry room. kek. seems nothing's changed since the house tour vid. Before I watched the vid I knew it was a stupid quiz again, they are so predictable and repetitive. who wants to watch someone take a meaningless online quiz?
No. 471263
>>471260i saved the dogs life, so my wife got stuck cleaning up all his poop
the fact your dog got its head in a peanut butter jar alone is telling, gurg. but we've seen your home, so it's not surprising.
No. 471265
>>471260i saw this early and felt like tweeting congrats for not letting your dog die?? like well done m8. i guess any normal person would have watched them die.
do you think he makes his house so hazardous so death can happen by accident? i reckon he prob murdered that turtle because they live for so long. he said it died after being left alone for HOURS. who the fuck would leave a turtle outside for hours under a container, would you not bring it in when you went in
he's prob hoping his kids die, i see no reason not to believe this
No. 471269
>>471260Normal person saves their dogs life: This will be a fun story to tell at get togethers
Narc saves their dogs life: I could have filmed it! I could have made money but oh no! I, the saint, saved the poor pup of my own volition, retweet me and forget about the other times I killed my pets!!!
No. 471270
>>471260This is SO fucked up. The dog was in so much danger it was shitting itself?! Honestly only a psychopath would even think about filming vs. saving a life in that situation. Greg always manages to make every situation about himself..there is no worry about the dog in these tweets, only about him how he felt and wanting praise.
Also why the hell is he referring to the dog as "they" instead of he/her or the dogs name.
No. 471282
>>471244At the time of this video, it was supposed to be her sister who was staying with them.
Now that there is no one in the McMansion, probably don’t get watched as closely.
No. 471307
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In their Does Onision Really Love Laineybot? vid she keeps saying that Grugly is constantly hugging her and saying I love you.
Does he immediately stop this behavior when the camera turns on?
Because almost every single video with Lainey & Greg, Greg seems like he really wants to get out of the room, and Lainey has to beg or him to hug her… every… single… time.
No. 471310
>>471308Because nobody likes Beck in that house hold, and she clogged their toilet.
Lainey can't afford to lose anymore friends so maybe she broke a deal with Onion. If he shits on her then no more suck mi.
>>471270Maybe the bitch he's actually talking about is Lainey ? She got her head stuck up his ass and couldn't breath.. But he changed it to "the dog" and "Peanut butter jar" but forget to change the pronouns.
>"They/Them" No. 471344
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Only in the Onion household do slobs leave peanut butter open long enough for a dog to get its head stuck. I'm sure he was breathing funny cause instead of trying to help right away the pup she instead ran to the Onions room to ask for help.
No. 471348
>>471344it's funny when Onion tries to act like he has normal emotions.
he thinks that what he did is good and wants praise for it, but he doesn't realise that a normal human being (not even a good human being) would not only immediately save their dog (like that's even a question), but wouldn't even THINK "oh wow, if I filmed this I would be a million views!!!".
that's not a normal response - a normal/reasonable response is "thank god my dog's okay, i really need to not leave dangerous things around in future".
No. 471349
File: 1512277060288.png (101.89 KB, 480x854, Screenshot_2017-12-03-05-50-21…)
Offensive jokes like "who was better: your teacher or Madison", hmmm Onision?
No. 471350
>>471349i couldve gone my entire life without picturing onion grease banging someone..
god help us all if he ever releases a sex tape
No. 471356
>>471350Lol I didn't even notice his illustrative examples, my dear brain blanked them out. Why did you have to point it out, I want to under it now…
I was just focusing on his usual hypocrisy - offensive humour is only funny when done by him, but if his spouse is the butt of the joke, then it's unacceptable, "lowest of the low"
No. 471372
>>471308He didn't want to fuck her.
>>471344A normal person's post:
"Oh no, Caterpie almost suffocated trying to lick a peanut jar! Thank goodness we were able to get it off and he is okay! I was scared!"
Greg:
"I could have made so much money off my puppy almost dying, but high five me for not doing it!"
Virtue signaling at it's finest. But he's tOtAlLy not a narc.
>>471349It ALMOST makes you wonder if he was the one lurking in the stream and posted that question. Didn't really even consider it until now, but since he's "babysitting" and pretended to log off, I wouldn't be surprised.
No. 471381
>>471372>It ALMOST makes you wonder if he was the one lurking in the stream and posted that questionI can see that being the case. It's his exact brand of """comedy""", he's known to use sock puppets, he was quick to tweet it out, and none of it would have happened if Taylor was a good little slut and let daddy watch the kiss.
/tinfoil
No. 471382
File: 1512280732843.png (1.32 MB, 1908x1072, whatamidoingwithmylife.png)
is it too soon to joke about the younow tipper?
No. 471383
>>471382Lol
Just about perfect timing.
No. 471396
>>471387It's more believable that he did it than one of the farmers when you take into account that nobody here endorsed such a """joke""", which is right up his lane of comedy.
And he is well known of punishing his women in ever more creative humiliating ways when they cross him. We don't know everything he did with Skye as he wasn't as cocky with blasting everything online as he is now, but we know for certain it gave her PTSD.
No. 471402
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>>471381Greg fucked up by tweeting BEFORE he posted that sockpuppet comment
No. 471409
>>471402>>471406Greg outted Lainey for telling him to leave the chat + possibly for showing how messy their house was.
Fucking disgusting.
No. 471416
>>471402idk where that screenshot is from, but i dont think that time is accurate since you can see the timestamp on the person who commented here about it happening in the livestream and his tweet was 3 minutes later.
I would not be shocked if onion did do it himself to stir up drama though.
No. 471419
>>471396Yes but he wasn’t cruel enough to air her personal shit online while married. But you’re right, he was (probably) pretty cruel to her too while offline.
Man I’d kill to read what was censored in that AJ letter!
No. 471468
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new patreon video and description
No. 471477
>>471220The illegal thing is a red herring anyway. It's pretty clear he uses that to wiggle out of any challenging him about it, but the fact of the matter is her doesn't like weed use, period (see his treatment of GingerBeck). Also his stance on alcohol use is very similar. Anyone who thinks Greg would be fine with someone in their majority lighting up around him is delusional.
So much for his Brootal Honessty and FAX. I mean, it's one thing if he wants to lie, it's quite another for his followers to lie on his behalf and to themselves.
No. 471483
>>471402Oh shit lol. Busted.
Makes sense why it makes NO sense that he tweeted this, announcing something that was supposedly hush hush to alllll of his followers when the original comment on her stream reached a much smaller audience.
We knew you were low greg, but exploiting something like this about your own wife? Wow.
No. 471487
>>471483uugghh i don't even like lainey but nobody deserves to have their so treat them like that. you should be abe to trust your spouse to not use shitty events from your past that make you vulnerabe against you. and to do it anonymously too what a sick fucker
lainey is just 22, i remember how i was at 22 and i changed a Lot. she could evolve into a decent human being if she left him soon. hurry up lainey before you're a complete lost cause
No. 471489
>>471487>Lainey is just 22>just 22>22Shit son sometimes i forget that
I believe she's already a lost cause, anon.
No. 471492
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Funny how he looks old as fuck even in his hand picked and filtered photos (from his twitter)
>>471490(i'm a different anon)
22 is not old but it's an adult age. at the age of 22 lainey is responsible for her actions. she's not a teen anymore.
No. 471537
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>>471528>>471402I didn't take caps of the stream but this timestamp is bullshit. Just scroll back and compare when an anon posted about it vs when he tweeted.
No. 471545
>>471537this all depends on what timezone the anon is versus the younow timestamp and gregs timestamp. I'm skeptical bc it could be an easy edit.
Now if greg did do it then holy fuck but this just seems too good to be true for me.I wish you could see timestamps on younow
No. 471547
>>471545It doesn't depend on the anon's timezone. I literally just scrolled back and hovered over their posting time in order to see when exactly they posted, and then his. Even then, timezone's don't particularly matter when it's down to the minutes.
>>471544It's only weird because of how fucked up as a couple they are. I know if my darkest secret was revealed to thousands the first person I'd report to immediately would be my partner. She probably texted him or shouted on him as soon as it happened.
Not a stan, just fed up of fake milk & tinfoil hatting.
No. 471580
>>471578>>47154736-39
I don't know how far apart in the house they were, but instead of calming her down he would have had to immediately go to Twitter.
I think he was lurking, there's no way he'd miss getting his boner on watching them kiss.
No. 471591
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>>471176Why would he be so angry to hear some chick he's
not dating talk about somebody else's very small tiny dick?
Why so angry gregory?
No. 471594
>>471591Grease seems to have a thing for the forbidden fruit. In this case (and most certainly skyes) he lusts for the sister he can't have. Hearing that compLaineys sister has standards when it comes to cock size
triggers him to shit because it was confirmed to him that she'd never want his teeny tiny non-pleasurable dicklet and he projectile-sperged all over twitter about it.
No. 471648
>>471646He does it so that he can claim it's unbiased. He definitely knows the Google def of cheating by now, but if he spouts it out then people will say that he chose the definition that suits his preferred outcome. Since he Googled it, it's totally not biased! Completely true fax and honest.
Never mind that, as everyone pointed out, that definition lacks the most important part of cheating - betrayal of your partner. He GOOGLED it, guys. It's fax.
No. 471664
File: 1512362897223.png (1.71 MB, 1608x898, Grug.PNG)
>>470304ME NAME GRUG. ME MAKE VIDEO GOOD. ME FUCK TEENAGER GIRL UGH UGH
No. 471687
>>471674>pretending to be ESLlmao
You're one of them or a lacky.
No. 471690
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>>471687I thought the same thing.
I knew someone who would type out the post the wanted to make. Then translate it to Spanish or Chinese, then translate it back to English and it would read like a foreigner who didnt have that good of a grasp on the English language typed it out.
No. 471854
File: 1512413902032.png (16.02 KB, 646x120, boobs.PNG)
did he watch jaclyns stream again? why is he so obsessed with the idea that every chick who got a boob job did it for men? or that every woman with big breasts is proud/feeling more attractive? why is it so hard to accept things you don't understand gargamel?
No. 471858
>>471854What a petty sad old bore.
He must have watched her stream or her new vlog and seeing that she's moving on with her live even happier than before must make him rage.
He doesn't like that shes not stewing in her own misery like he is.
No. 471859
>>471854Why does Onion think women are trying to impress him anyways?
No one over 17 cares what you think Onion.
No. 471864
>>471859Maybe he figured jaclyn would come crying to him after SR and he'd get to play big hero for her. The fact she's moving on, Wants nothing to do with either of them makes him rage.
He is impressed by jaclyn but less impressed that she's not sucking his teeny minipeen.
No. 471868
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OT but this reminded me of Lainey describing "themself" as gay all of the time, as well as writing that "their" relationship with onion is gay - while simultaneously insisting that genders are so complicated and fluid etc. that it's hard to grasp them and false to believe that there's simply two of 'em.
Meanwhile, being gay is as binary as being straight - is it not? So why not pansexual, why gay? "They" seem so hung up on that word…
sage for no milk, just thoughts.
No. 471872
>>471682>>471686>>471837Must be newfags. His brows have been a long time source of disgust. They’ve always be low and Neanderthal, but the effect is exaggerated when the outer endangered pull up. Many speculate Botox because of the Carrot Top cartoon villain resemblance.
I myself think it’s a combination of shaping (waxing/tweezing/threading) and tape that is strategically hidden behind bangs or beanies. They look very different in various videos.
No. 471899
File: 1512419400469.jpg (102.33 KB, 942x579, 2nd acct.jpg)
This is Lames rant account? Are you serious, is that how this Agender bullshit works? Sucked at being a girl she doesn't have a gender now? I'm still confused as to why no one has called her out on her bullshit.
No. 471945
File: 1512431598540.jpg (61.11 KB, 820x768, OfficerItWasForAVideojpg.jpg)
How much longer do you think this ((comedy)) scene went on after the cut? Onion likes to take advantage of being on camera.
No. 471950
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>>471899Even though the tweets are protected and twitter prevents you from seeing who a person follows/is-followed by, I was able to do some poking using
https://doesfollow.com/And to no one's surprise, she vents to Sarah while Gurgles is left out of the fun.
No. 471951
File: 1512432242709.jpg (92.77 KB, 840x762, RENT-FREE.jpg)
>When you forgot the IRS appointment today
No. 471954
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>>471950Additionally, found out that you can see replies made to the twitter, so based on these I'd wager Lainey hasn't been tweeting on her private one recently.
No. 471962
>>471954what i don't understand is how that madison girl who can view her private tweets that are obviously about how unloved she feels all the time and probably vents about greg himself - can read those and sympathize with lainey while also work with greg ??
none of these people who are laineys "friends" are really her friends. a true friend would tell you to leave his ass and make it obvious their dislike for him after the many many many many many chances she's given him
No. 471966
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>>471868Because the blessed up fidget spin kween thinks it's a cool meme.
Nothing deeper.
No. 471971
File: 1512435175664.jpg (49.36 KB, 451x467, lllm.jpg)
Lames on YouNow asking what to do for a video today, and shutting down EVERY SINGLE suggestion in her bitchy snob voice.
Sperge, live blog etc.
https://temp.lolcow.farm/pt/20735#p20735 No. 472061
>>471971Some interesting milk from the younow, Lainey accidentally admitted she started talking to Greg while he wa still dating Shiloh (in one of their high times of the relationship)
She let it slip that he had red hair when they first started talking then panicked and tried back tracking hard but there isn't really anyway she can spin it that doesn't end with her and Greg flirting while he was with Shi
Other anons also pointed out on tempcow how in A's letter or voicemails Greg said he had a friend still in school he was talking to and Shi had a diary or whatever that had insecurities and one was (she's skinnier then you)
Might not be new milk since people already had their suspicions but interesting to learn for sure. Expect lain to emo tweet and Onion to have some "I'm not a cheater" definition hunting soon.
No. 472111
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I just requested to follow uglybirdd and my pictures on my profile are these… lul oops.
probably not getting added kek(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)
No. 472119
File: 1512470755949.png (37.36 KB, 586x377, loll.png)
it's a few days old and common for him to contradict himself but lol
No. 472150
>>47212933:25 is when she brings up the red haircolour first, just responding to someone saying she should dye his red for a video.
34:00
>I think his hair was red when I met him… Wait that's not right. It was red a little bit after, like he dyed it. … but not the bright ass red. No. 472161
>>472150It still sounds like they started talking when he and Shiloh were still new before the head-shaving and suicide-gate.
Regardless, way to out yourself Taylor.
fuck I hate typing “regardless”, Onion’s voice keeps ringing in my mind! No. 472167
>>472108Oh, Gregory most definitely has someone on the back burner.
Greg starts speaking with Shiloh online in summer 2010
Greg left his 1st wife for Shiloh in Dec 2010
Greg gets with Shiloh one day later in Dec 2010
Greg releases red hair dye video Feb 2 2011
Greg starts speaking with Taylor in spring of 2011 (later videos show Greg stating Taylor lied about her age)
Shiloh leaves for Canada Dec 2011
Shiloh and Greg break up in February 2012
Taylor and Greg start dating 2 days later in February 2012
Greg was so happy with Shiloh at the beginning, there were no problems or issues yet in the relationship. There was excitement and passion, and yet, for Greg, he still wanted that external validation, that extra thrill of the chase with a new girl. He had already conquered his girlfriend, so he went after a 16 year old who he thought was 17.
Greg will
never be satisfied in any romantical relationship. He cheated ALLLL the time in high school, he cheated on his first wife, he cheated on his girlfriends after the divorce, he cheated on Taylor later after he married her, sooo….
When is he gonna change Taylor? Oh that's right, never! You don't tell Greg what to do.
Greg has a few girls on the back burner. Taylor will never send the children to school because then she'd have no excuse to being a stay at home mother. Taylor will never get a real job because then she'd have to leave Greg alone while he alternates between fapping to hentai and chatting up his next 16 year old girlfriend. Hell, that's the reason why he won't sleep with you at night Taylor, he uses that time to secretly chat with girls into the wee hours. Better not go to bed gurl…
No. 472177
>>472171In want him to get a new chick that has a horrible character like lainey so we can enjoy the milk but don't have to feel sorry for the girl. I would have felt sorry for macncheese cause she seemed nice.
>>472167It wouldn't surprise me if he was talking to girls in twitter dm's. When macncheese leaked their conversation some other anon said they had a similar experience with him. We don't know if that's true but it's likely. I think he only tried to flirt with mac in public because it was the only way to reach her since she didn't join discord and their dm's didn't end up in an ongoing conversation. So who knows if he doesn't flirt with girls behind her back. He's probably trying hard to find someone who agrees to be flown in
No. 472181
>>472171I don't think he's got any girls lined up, kek.
He would as you said run immediately into the new relationship and ditch Plainey. When he thought Billie was the new girl he broke it off with Plainey and signed away his kids in a heart beat, but then Billie fled.
For the first time ever a chick fled in the middle of his transition and his E-celeb status sank harder than the Titanic.( What was left of it atleast )
Gregma's be buttmad because Pussy isn't easy to get anymore. He's got no fame,money or dignity left. All the chicks that even bat an eye over him are ugly screw-ups that clog his toilet or share nudes for attention.
>>472177If he does by some grace find someone .. It'll probably be one of his mentally impaired Patrons.
So plenty of milk. Especially as seeing they are snakes, and willing to back stab in a heart beat.
No. 472183
>>472181I meant "lined up" in the sense he's got his eye on a few girls most likely, not that anyone has agreed to anything yet but I see your point kek.
My dreams would come true if he got with one of his patrons tbh.
No. 472202
>>472177Even if Greg cheats on her again she'll end up going back to him …again. It's funny how all of greg's relationships end because he moved on to another girl
She's a moron and he'd probably have to threaten to kill their kid for her to leave. Like what is so wrong with her she went back to him after he cheated.. and she had a child!!?? He's obviously scum but she is cool with bringing kids in that environment. it's ridiculous
No. 472223
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Well, it's not like she has to wake up early and take care of her kids of anything. Yes, Lainey, I am proud of your good life decision to emulate me, Onision, the greatest person ever.
Unless he had to take care of the kids in the morning. Then he would hate it.
No. 472226
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Get ready for an entire day of Melanie Martinez tweets from yours truly, grease.
No. 472246
>>472243I know right? I mean this is hypocrisy #283409 with him but he's the gift that keeps on giving.
In other news he deleted the tweet in my previous screenie. Anyone have any guesses as to why?
No. 472247
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No. 472259
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Man, Greg is so fucking bored. He's thirst posting at Maisy Williams and Andy Beirsack
1/2
No. 472292
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She's streaming right now and looking more hideous than before
No. 472303
File: 1512514410956.jpg (32.08 KB, 320x320, tumblr_nj0b8n3kiL1swmo8oo2_128…)
>>472292She looks like the uggo, footfaced version of Victoria Chase.
No. 472349
>>472298Always. Greg's tried everything he can think of to get Andy's attention: tweets, DMs, videos of him violently raping Andy in effigy, more DMs where Greg informs Andy that they'll be collaborating while Andy is in town.
Shane and Andy both came up with a really good method to keep Greg out of their hair without Greg declaring war on either: ignoring him publicly, and being neutral and noncommittal with him in private. Dealing with Greg is like dealing with a particularly loud and ill behaved toddler in your pre-k class. You have to make him feel special while in reality knowing he's a volitile brat with no redeeming values.
No. 472362
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the botox forehead collapse in the polyamory video is even more intense than usual. it's weirdly lumpy and h has wrinkles on the side, above his eyebrows, which is fucking bizarre.
and his eyebrows, as always, are like fuzzy eyelids.
No. 472380
>>472374good lord talk about a cursed image. spoiler maybe?
now i'm imagining waking in the middle of the night to see this. christ
No. 472440
File: 1512530127280.jpg (304.6 KB, 673x677, sp.jpg)
when is horseface gonna decide whether shes a man or not, i thought she was soo ~~~daddy~~~
No. 472507
>>472223SURPRISE. He did wake up the next morning with the kids. But he woke Lainey up at 9 AM by telling her it was 10 am.
Also, Lainey only was perky and upbeat after receiving a Unicorn (13k bars, I think).
Someone in the comments mentioned Shaving/cutting/changing your hair impulsively is a common BPD sign. Lain made no comment. But I get BPD vibes from her (he spoke about how everything is dramatic to her, and whenever something bad happens, she's "I'm out, I'm done, fuck this shit, uh uh…."). Greg is so disrepectful of Lame's legitimate issues. I wonder if she's truly oblivious to her issues beyond anxiety, considering that primary psychology education.
She also spoke some about how it's hard presenting as female or something…Which included her saying the internet is really supportive of her, and says things that make her feel better, like, "Oh, you look so masculine" or, "Your voice is lower!!"
(stop armchairing and start looking into your goldwater ethics) No. 472511
>>472440I love that she claims Onion is in a queer relationship when she can't even look past the gender of a deodorant stick.
Sometimes I really think her chest binder is just her way of trying to seem younger (girls who don't have mom boobs) for Onion.
Anyway someone should send her men's clothing that is in small sizes so she has to wear it
No. 472538
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Saint Onision is doing it again.
We should all listen to the holy words of our pure and honest cradle robber and serial cheater.
No. 472544
File: 1512563591712.png (1.22 MB, 1000x703, wear your glasses plainey.png)
I don't know how someone could be/look so smug while struggling to see.
No. 472576
>>472243Well, he also “coerces” them to suck his dick even if he’s not horny enough or at all. Suk mi is a
must-do chore for him.
No. 472592
>>472544A+ anon
>>472549I asked her in stream and she said she tried but they were uncomfortable. I bet she tried the cheapest ones she could get and then she was done with it. The thing is I don't even want to give her tips anymore cause she's so damn ignorant to everything. She has her opinion and that's it. So annoying, how can people even be fan of her!
Also why the granny shape? Is that a tumblr thing? She could just get new ones, glasses aren't that expensive and they have enough money. EVERYTHING is better than squinting and looking angry all the time.
>>472550Oh me too anon. It's actually the first thing I'd do if I had money left over
No. 472618
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wow, does he forget about Adrienne? No one should’ve let him get away with what he did to her. Even if she didn’t want to call it rape, he needs to be held accountable.
No. 472640
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>>472618Ah yes, let’s not forget the details of what he did to her either.
No. 472671
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>>472640This person is claiming Adrienne lied about it, but I’ve never heard that before. Anyone know anything about this?
No. 472682
>>472671Grease is known to make up emails and send them to himself as well. Not only that, Back then AJ just wanted him and his huge fanbase to leave her alone.
No still means no, She didn't consent no matter how much she tried to say it wasn't rape. It was. Back then rape via coercion was unheard of unlike today. AJ is the same as timothy. She was raped.
In light of the Timothy and Hollywood elites sex scandals its about time grease finally faces his past and what he did to AJ.
Greg is a rapist. Full stop.
No means no.
No. 472708
>>472707read the adrienne letter, think its on oniondrama.com
AJ if she felt put out by onion, why would she have went with him to get the plan b then go back to fuck with him allowing him to cum in her several times. i don't doubt the events, but believe she was omitting her feelings for him. she wanted him
No. 472720
>>472708>>472706Smells like a samefagging onion in here.
>>472674I don't get how his fans are this dense. The situations are similar and Gregma is
known for being a creepy manchild, yet they will still deny everything. He could molest an underage girl in front of them and they will still deny it.
No. 472721
>>472720yea im onion cause i also noticed adrienne had off putting teeth and a dumb face. also 26 and pursuing a man that left his wife for a 17 year old.
only greg could hate such an attention seeker
No. 472726
>>472722i understand the concept, but she didn't claim rape and she also left the room they were staying in together several times to go home and she always came back. also she got plan b, then proceeded to let him fuck her to the point she wrote about it wearing off and him cumming in her a few times.
she didn't seem all that traumatised
No. 472757
>>472754blablabla even if she was into him, even if they had been married, she said no multiple times, he didn't listen to her, it's rape.
nobody is saying adrienne is a good/smart person, to go after onion you have to be somewhat disturbed tbh
but she said no and that means rape, i dont care about how she fet about him, she said no
No. 472759
>>472754It was still rape.
Holy shit anon why are you excusing this while victim blaming AJ.
I know you meant to say the lady doth protest too much towards this
>>472757anon but methinks you protest too much.
Doesn't matter if she was into him, She said no, He didn't listen and continued.
Thats rape.
No. 472768
>>472468Watched this with my friend who afterwards inquired about whether onion ever publicized the video that he was recording that "required" him to have fake blood on his face during the Blaire White debate? I couldn't remember, and I know he puts out tons of violence-as-comedy vids. Sorry if my memory is bad!
>>472763Agreed, holy shit the amount of samefagging is also palpable.
>>472744This is what I believe regarding that situation.
No. 472779
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>>472768> inquired about whether onion ever publicized the video that he was recording that "required" him to have fake blood on his face during the Blaire White debate?This post reminded me about that question I had during the SparkleBS and Blaire White debates.
What were the videos that Grugly did that he couldnt take the time to wash his face before his debates.
I dont remember an Onision videw where he looks like Raggedy Andy, and the blood on face is not that unique since he does so many vids where he kills someone or commits suicide but I couldnt find one where the blood pattern on his face matched.
I feel like he had that shit on his face to show he wasnt taking it serious, he was a character debating other YouTubers, so when he got his ass handed to him he could feel like it was a character that got spanked, not him personally.
No. 472781
>>472779reminds me of the part in Adrienne's letter where she said they both wore disguises (moustache, wig) when they first met as a way for it to be less awkward, but now I think that too was meant to make her feel uncomfortable and insecure.
>>472780she already streamed today.
No. 472798
>>472795isn't it weird how greg shamed her father for getting with their babysitter but lainey and greg try and do the same thing with every "babysitter/nanny/worker" they bring in?
sage for really random& ot
No. 472800
File: 1512618980329.jpg (33.84 KB, 528x200, patreon.jpg)
I follow other creators and some of them have Patreons and apparently their earning are going to increase to 95%. More money for the grease mansion, ugh.
No. 472832
>>472779He does it a lot. He has even admitted it himself. He uses characters and costumes so he can act like he's not personally there and it's the character taking all the shit. Watch the video where he googles himself, he can't do even that without having to act a character so his feewings don't get huwt.
It's a creative way to cope and avoid emotional distress, I give him that.
No. 472833
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No. 472834
>>472816. (Deleted my OG post after reading the whole thing)
I don’t think any of the Patreon/Discordfags know much about AJ, they barely knew about Shiloh before they started attacking her social media.
I said the same thing about the siblings but no one believed me and dismissed it. I’m surprised Taylor hasn’t been shat on yet since she’s Onionwife 2.0. Guess certain people don’t take kindly to being replaced.
No. 472847
File: 1512628313348.jpg (173.43 KB, 2000x1922, 1512591308874.jpg)
>>472833Got a good hearty chuckle from me anon.
No. 472873
File: 1512640143057.png (Spoiler Image,768.3 KB, 1590x873, veg.png)
>>472848—- Screencap from the video
His new video on vegetarianism vs veganism is so bloody boring.
- It's 16 minutes long.
- Surprise! It has intense, suspenseful UFO mystery show music that intensifies as it goes on.
- Little fucking kid pictures of himself shown through a TV, like it fucking seems as if he's telling the audience about how he was kidnapped as a child, when in reality he's talking about how he was a VEGETARIAN as a child.
- And through this, there are random quotes that come up on screen, trying to be all philosophical or to present some factoid.
It's fucking weird how disassociated he is with reality and how people perceive this weird, obviously bought set of overlays (no creativity or real editing skills to speak of). They're jarring and weird, and they're only there to create more visual interest to keep the audience distracted as he fucking talks for 16 minutes about something that could take 5.
And this is from his OnisionSpeaks channel, so its supposed to be his "real, true self"… right? Just comes across as deluded and psychotic.
No. 472878
>>472873Just can't muster up the energy to keep watching his super boring, droning on speeches. Especially how when he want to make a point, he cocks one of his lazy eyes to point to the camera and says 'mkay'.
It's just so disingenuous and false, his platitudes of 'iamverysmrt' and so edgy I'm gonna fall off this flat earth. Who can stand listening to this drivel from this grandpa? Bring on the real bonified cheating, seperation, and subsequent divorce. Now that's interesting to watch, and it would make Onision relevant and the most talked about event on YouTube
No. 472895
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Found him in the wild.. Buffalo Bill aka Silence of the onion killer
No. 472906
File: 1512667333390.jpeg (99.93 KB, 361x382, B41510CC-9FCE-4CF8-8A07-A34BEE…)
New Onion video, haven’t watched it yet.
No. 472947
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>>472834>>472840After it was revealed that Skye's sister still posts/lurks here I wouldn't be surprised in the slightest if the saltiness over Onion's exes is from one of the two. I just don't see the appeal in farmers bashing them when it's beyond relevant, it seems almost personal in a few cases. Not to sound like a stan, I don't care and don't think anyone no longer involved with him is relevant. Unless he's sperging about something directly related to them, i.e. billie and weed etc.
On another note, upload anon if you're still here could you please mirror plain's new video? I want to see what absolute drivel she feeds her fans this time.
No. 472967
>>472953fucking lol at him saying he's a grown man and knows how many calories he needs to eat.
you dumb shit gurgly, TONS of people who transition to vegan end up eating too little calorically by accident, because vegan foods tend to be less caloric in general, and it's harder to overeat.
also if you're not getting the nutrients you need from your vegan diet, you could try, idk, maybe like eating more of those nutrients? sounds totally crazy, i know, but perhaps worth a shot?
he's so salty that he's failed so many times at being vegan, despite touting it as the One True Best Perfect Lifestyle, he has to bash it now to make himself feel better. pretty pathetic, but classic gurg.
No. 472989
>>472947The thing is; these people claimed they wanted absolutely nothing to do with the Onion drama and we believed them, only to find out they’ve been lurking here or anything anti-o for who knows how long by one of them outing herself as soon as her (rated pg) pics were “leaked” to the farms and bitched about Shiloh not deserving her outlet and subsequent comeback to social media.
These people are hypocrites, they don’t mind the others and Taylor (hell, not even themselves) getting bashed for stupid shit from either us or Gregma but as soon as ~new info~ slips through, instant ~muh privacy~ spergout begins. It’s an instant cat n’ mouse game with The Gregster and the Alta’s.
No. 473012
File: 1512688309040.png (27.3 KB, 696x257, gladIhaveadoormat.PNG)
Found this gem under his latest tweets
>>472833lmao that's so fantastic, A+ onion hater
>>472947I'm pretty sure archive anon integrated an automated upload system for every video so you just have to go to the archive a little while after a new video was posted
No. 473022
>>472973this got banned? I read it as sarcasm. Quite obviously it is. But eh, heavy moderation is better than none
>>473015actually, why the emoji fax pop-ups? What is this, is it a new trend or just Onion trying to be hip but being cancerous?
No. 473023
>>473004Well like the other anon said, ya gotta be a little mentally disturbed to get with Onion…for the past 7-8 years (this is counting their relationship prior to marriage).
I am sure she’s laughing her ass off as we’re documenting his misadventures but is still pretty concerned for her ex-husband’s deteriorating mental health.
No. 473100
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>>473092
Milkmas?? I am SO ready anon.
And look at gurgles trying to act like a fucking hero to the abused, The cognitive dissonance never ceases to amaze me lmao
No. 473101
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Fuck me, it’s a blackout.
No. 473118
>>473101holy fuck that last look is cringy as hell holy fuuuck. i hope she never gets out of the house wearing that.
the rest is legit how some girls dress for relaxed days on college but she wants to make it seem special lmao. nothing "non binary" or "they" about it. but i mean, she doesn't have any friends and never comes out so i'm not suprised she doesn't know.
No. 473123
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>>473092
is this old? this is his current patreon picture from what i can tell
No. 473128
>>473126vix drama was so long ago though and he's already flown out at least 3 patreons
i'm voting kittenspace bc her nudes got leaked AND she was openly into ddlg
No. 473142
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>>473092
Surely if the Onion's browse here, which we're 99% sure of
Haven't you just given away the game?
No. 473143
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>>473092
that anon isn’t Vix but this anon might be. wew have I seen that message before anon. If it’s real it’s hilarious because it’s further proof everyone receives the same lines. it stresses me out to even see it lmao.
No. 473144
>>472947Yikes, these outfits are awful. Also is that the shittiest binder ever? Her tits were still so visible after putting it on.
Even though her sense of style is garbage I am admittedly jealous of Lamo's metabolism. She may be skinny fat but I know my body would not take having kids without my stomach looking like a horror show. Not to buy into her "so smol" garbage I just forget what her full body looks like since she's usually huddled in a million layers crouched in front of her computer.
No. 473150
>>473147Their partner sees Onion's manipulation for what it is and is like, stop it, that dude is trying to mindfuck you and break up up. A narc haaaaates anyone who sees them as the pathetic garbage they are, rather than the handsome brilliant perfection a narc demands people view them as.
>>473143Cough up details, or piss off.
No. 473174
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>>473092
i welcome our new milk giver. don't let the non believers scare you away.
No. 473191
>>473169Sounds like they're giving us a gift (caps,leaks) every day until christmas, I'm pretty excited especially if it gets worse from here and causes shit for the grease family.
>>473174Agreed.
No. 473228
>>473191That would be so great, like a milky belated advent calendar
If it's Vix then it's an old screencap, I doubt that it's kittenspace cause she was still far up lame's ass a few days ago (haven't watched the last few streams)
No. 473361
>>473344lmao but also
what does he DO all day his video content is terrible and so is he, i can't be bothered to type all the bad things.
and who is tony? god greg is such a GEEK
No. 473366
>>473355
> watch anime or slip and slide the rest of the day.Literally sounds like he's trying to market to children.
>>473355Gross. All of it.
No. 473369
>>473344Reading AJs letter theb this…
Oh, the things Lainey must have to say. I can't wait til this blows up and all this shit gets out. We'll 100% get some bonus kid drama because we all know Greg sucks as a dad.
No. 473370
>>473344grug's gruelling workaholic work day:
10am wake up, jerk to phone hentai
10:30am scalding hot shower
11am: breakfast. microwave burrito in front of the computer
11:15am - 12:15pm: work time! record self dressing up as woman and shooting self in head, apply emoji after effects. brilliant!
12:15 - 1:30: lunch. cold baked beans eaten directly from tin, in front of computer
1:30 - 2pm: quality time with the kids! put kids in freezing filthy fly-blown playroom and close the door while Lainey streams. parenting is rewarding!
2pm - 7pm: tantrum about fake boobs on twitter (or, spin the wheel for today's topic. spoiler: there are only three topics)
7pm - 7:30pm: dinner with the family! microwave burrito eaten directly from the kitchen counter without a plate
7:30 - 11pm: grug's me time. alternate between jerking to hentai and sperging out on twitter.
11pm - midnight: pound Lainey mechanically in a scalding shower, take smug post coital bathroom selfie
midnight: aaahh, bedtime. jerk to hentai.
No. 473371
>>473305Honestly, the most offensive thing in this video is the laundry (dirty? clean?) stuffed in the play kitchen. Can't a toddler enjoy his unnecessarily expensive steel kitchen in peace?
Their kids are going to think that dirty laundry can just be thrown anywhere, too. The Greases are going to have such a fun time when they get to 1st grade… Middle school…
No. 473378
>>473346I always find it suspicious when anons come in with milk but say they're going to deliberately stagger the release of the milk for no reason. I know that's what some other anons theorized, and I hope it's not the case here, but if it is…
>>473353>Don't know if this is real milk or notI'm wondering as well if it's real. Nothing in that screencap to go off of, so I'm reserving my judgment.
>>473327>we????
And no idea who you're accusing of not saging but avatar fagging (noticed you excluded that from your post) is against the rules, and is an obnoxious attention whoring thing.
Anyway back to the subject. That "text" screencap is honestly super boring to me. Though the redundant "depending on what you want to do" is a bit amusing, regardless of real or not.
>>473377Want to know this too. Greg
literally doesn't have any real friends. Could Tony be that air force guy he had come on stream with him once? idk. I think it is entirely within the realm of possibility that Tony exists even if the conversation is fabricated, just to make it seem more real.
No. 473379
>>473378plot twist Tony is Troy and Onion considers his children 'friends' and not his actual offspring.
jk
Didn't we get airforce guys name? At least his first I think, might be in one of the older threads.
No. 473403
>>473344>watch anime or slip and slideJesus christ grease, make it more obvious.
How fucking creepy, Lol I hope plainey sees what onion has been planning.
Does that anime and slip and slide "funtimes" include lainey/kids gurgles?
No. 473421
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>>473391Well he eats canned fruit…
Old habits die hard!
No. 473424
>>473421is there a reason you are posting thumbnails to show us his eating out of cans habit?
Hard to prove a point when the photo is so small
No. 473471
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>>473092
lol i still had it cached
No. 473492
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>>473471Why am I not surprised by her handwriting?
Most women her age write in a more fancy, "cursivey" way.
Lameo writes like a middle school boy.
(nitpicking) No. 473497
Just watched Laineys house tour. I didnt realize she had to sleep with the kids all the way down in the basement bedroom. I have the sickening feeling that Onionboy couldnt even handle the kids being on the same floor as him because they disturbed his beauty sleep, so he made them move as far away as possible. Im shocked he doesnt make Lainey and the kids sleep in that little Fonzie shack/apartment thats not attached and away from the house.
Greg: The kids are crying… I need my sleep, I have many entertaining videos to make tomorrow.
Lainey: Ill get up and take care of them, dont worry yourself about the well being of our offspring.
Greg: Great!
Greg: You getting up every couple of hours to check on the crying kids is waking me up and disturbing my sleep, I have much video editing to do in the morning and need my sleep.
Lainey: Ok, I will have sex with you right before bedtime, then go to the childrens room and sleep with them the whole night, instead of sleeping in bed with you… my husband.
Greg: Great!
Greg: Even though you're sleeping in the kids room, I can still hear the kids making noise and crying down the hall occasionally, I need my sleep since I must play video games with my Patrons tomorrow.
Lainey: OK, I will move our two small children and myself down to the basement bedroom and we shall sleep there, in hopes that two floors of distance will be enough of a sound buffer and you wont have to deal with the cries of your children.
Greg: Great!
Greg: Perfect! Now that Im alone every night in my bedroom I can masturbate to underage hentai in peace, Skype with whatever new flavor of the month is willing to mutually masturbate with me on cam, and fart to my hearts delight. Life is grand for me… The Onion King.
No. 473498
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Just watched Lainey's hair timeline video, probably alone here but I think her face looked better with more weight on it, made it look less horse like and she 100% suits longer lighter hair.
No. 473529
>>473492based on the drawing tho, I'd wager she's purposefully making it look that way - since grease is so into little girls lmao
for real though, are you sure that's how she always writes? might just be a dd/lg-thing she's doing
i think in her house tour, when she was showing all the stuff she wrote for onion, her writing looked more rounded etc.
No. 473555
>>473542Shes 23, but yeah most people's handwriting doesnt change the older you get. Also hilarious to think every girl has fancy "cursivey" handwriting. wtf. Thats something lameo would think to justify her agenderness. She can add it to her one and only point of FIREMAN NOT FIREWOMAN when she was younger.
>>473554are we surprised at this point?
No. 473560
>>473143>>473314Found it, it wasn't in an onion thread but the discordfag thread.
>>>/snow/433351Apologies if this doesn't link correctly
No. 473609
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>>473534Yes, she would honestly look really nice with medium-long length hair that's blonde or light brown, no bangs, a tan, and no smug smile. And if she fixed her makeup and eyebrows ofc
Look at thiiiis. Even with her short hair she could totally look so so much better if it was this type of blonde
(stop) No. 473626
>>473609WOWWW. The blonde color on the left looks FANTASTIC on her!!! Really beautiful and gives off a Jennifer Aniston vibe.
However when she goes blonde I know she'll go with something more similar to the one on the right which sucks because I think it looks terrible and washes her out badly! the platinum blonde gives her trailer park vibes but a golden blonde could really do her justice.
Even the brows make a world of difference. It's such a shame she will have to look back on her pics when she's 30 (maybe 40/50 as with her it might take longer) and think "what was I doing??" :/
(stop) No. 473632
>>473626>>473629I know right!!! the initial photo actually WAS platinum blonde kek, i tried to make it more golden.
The brows look incredible on her there I'm really curious as to what other makeup and hair would look nice on her, I'm too tired to play around with makeup apps anymore so if anyone wants to try and make her look pretty, please do so
No. 473686
>>473629Think it's harks back to shiloh time, when Greg wanted her to shave her head like the "good slut she is" or something. She stated that he wanted it, he pushed for it, and it was incredibly defeminizing.
I think 1. Greg wanted lainey to cut her hair to prove a point. Like, prove your love to me, show me you don't need attention from other men, and cut off your hair.
2. I think Greg wanted her to cut and color her hair, because her blond hair was too similar to his mother's hair color, and that nasty oedipel complexof his was making greggles uncomfortable. Remember her rubbing her bare breasts on naked Greg with hot oil? That's a full body massage right?
Lastly 3. Post natal hair loss is a very real thing in some people. Since she had 2 babies, I'm figuring that after the prenatal vitamins wore off (which gives great nails and hair) all her hair starting falling out, and Greg yelled at her for shedding everywhere (he yelled about sanitary napkins that fell out of the trash can). I'm thinking he acted like a dick, so she cut her hair.
No. 473733
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No. 473843
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Little off topic but saw onion on a fb article and lol'd
No. 473845
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>>473844Didn't show second image
No. 473855
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>>473844My sides have blasted beyond the solar system.
Holy shit I love hodgetwins, Sorry for OT
But they're completely right in every way.
No. 473880
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>>473834I want to say yes, but there's also always the possibility that post and all the Serial Experiments Lain avatarfagging whenever someone drops her name could be someone trying to attention whore or just make Vix look bad.
If it's truly her, I'm disappointed/disgusted because we all were happy about her "moving on" from, and ghosting, Onion. And then she obsessively stalks his thread and the discordfag thread to chime in immediately when her name is mentioned?
Either way, it's pretty pathetic, and the Vix anon clearly wants attention and is providing zero milk.
No. 473900
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No. 473916
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Onion has a new video talking about nipples. Oh and he “justifies” attraction to another official because ~energetic connections~ kek
This video was mainly aimed at Alicia as he (finally) reveals being attracted to her and looked at her no0dz online, blames Shiloh for insecurity but I feel he looked at them again.
Way to out yourself girls.
No. 473966
>>473919I got some good fucking keks out of that.
Poor Onion.
No. 473984
>>473900Lol'd to see my image has been snatched by tumblr already.
Need more Lainey Bingo cards.
No. 474021
>>473916prob don't waste your time watching this one, anons. same bs, no milk.
>shows forum polls about nipples with 15 votes total>my fans demanded this topic so i must do it!>did i mention that i was in the military?>my relationship with skye was passionless. i actually wanted to bone her sister>i'm honest. believe me.>fake tits are gross and make you a fraud>boob squeezethough the general message is positive and healthy, coming from onion, a judgemental narc, it's creepy af. a 32 year-old man, with no medical or mental health training whatsoever giving unsolicited advice to insecure pre/teen girls about their breasts is really, really disgusting and creepy. and of course, he just makes it about himself and rehashes the same shitty talking points he always does because he's essentially a hermit.
No. 474035
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tfw the video of your dirty fuckin house gets leaked and u cant squint hard enough to tell if its true or not
No. 474041
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>>473986>>474021>bringing up his hard on for skyes sister>compLaineys sister is currently visiting.>compLainey spends past few days on younow telling people how sad she is and something feels "off" Really makes you think~
No. 474047
>>473919That burn about being banned from school areas… but she said banned from the military. Funny since Greg is too…
Also, I used she even though I guess they're post op? Whatever, she's cuter than Taylor.
also lmao @ those changing room angles and god
his stupid green screen i just cant watch this retard
>fax machine No. 474051
>>473986I don’t want to be
that person but I have a feeling that Onion compared the Alta sisters’ naked bodies to one another for his own gratification. You know, which one he likes best.
No. 474106
>>473916This is just creepy.
Especially given the emo 15 year old boy haircut which just exacerbates his whole "I'm not a paedophile I'm just a hebephile" personality
No. 474130
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Grease claimed they’re only 3 years apart to not look anymore creepy than he already is but her birthday says otherwise…
No. 474134
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lmao Gruck used his own sock account in his recent Blaire White video in an attempt to make it look like people supported him over Blaire in their debate.
No. 474137
>>474021going to watch this video but what an insecure petty bastard. onision is pure scum
>>473919i love blaire calling out onision
No. 474140
>>474134lmao he couldn't find a tweet supporting him, so he tweeted with his own sockpuppet
what a pathetic man
No. 474147
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>>473919>>474043Grease with his 2 mil subs can't even break 100k on his latest clickbait video, while Blaire passes that in less than 24 h. I don't even like BW, but her shitting on and surpassing Grease is so satisfying.
No. 474154
>>474147The enemy of my enemy is my friend.
>>474148Good, that’s how it should be.
No. 474156
>>474134So he's got a massive Mcmansion but it's such a howling nightmare of bland covered in mess that he needs to put pics of real rooms up behind him?
The irony is beautiful.
Have he and the foot done ANYthing to personalise their insta-house? Apart from hang her stupid gay flags everywhere (badly) to prove she's so gay in her gay hetero relationship and a couple of posters, it's just blandsville. Maybe all the laundry everywhere is some avant-garde interior decor.
No. 474163
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>>469589Lmao what happened to "we're not poly anymore"?
No. 474177
>>474174Grug: “how DARE U take my words out of context!!!!!!!!111
narc rages on twitterBut seriously though I don’t understand the hypocrisy lol. So stupid
No. 474178
>>474163Alienating literally everyone except for his mentally challenged wife is taking it's toll.
He's always been a hypocrite, but interactions with other people were forcing him to at least try to make some sense and prove himself.
Now that he only ever interacts with his doormat, he's lost all grasp of reality.
No. 474183
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Translation: my daddy hit me and i turned into an awesome narcissistic egomaniac so now i will follow his footsteps and show my children how to toughen the fuck up just like i toughened the fuck up and beat up my father so my babies can grow up to become narcissistic egomaniacs too
No. 474187
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New Twitter bio.
Pasted some suicide hotline numbers to appeal to his emo preteen fans.
No. 474189
>>474183Considering he plays the victim 99999% of the time, I think it's time he took his own advice.
If he did actually look after his kids he'd teach them to have a victim complex anyways, such is the way of the narc
No. 474194
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>>474183There is a video in circulation of a child crying and talking about how he's being bullied at school (
https://twitter.com/danawhite/status/939754929866117125), so heaps of celebrities are coming up to show support to him.
Onion's tweet seems to say that he's seen it (or at least seen people tweet about it), and he wants some attention too… and the only way to get attention about this in his mind is to write something controversial. He has no empathy for the child, and is using a bullying tactic right there. "Don't cry about it, toughen the fuck up! Don't try to fix the bullying issue parents, just teach your kid to harden up! Don't celebrate your child's differences and individual uniqueness, make them less sensitive and teach them how to take it, even if the bullying is breaking their spirit! Don't blame the bullies, this is a natural occurrence!"
No. 474197
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Onion confirmed, this is too easy.
No. 474198
>>474187this is new? i swear this was up for weeks
>>474195did he block you at basically the same time on both accounts? this nearly confirms that it's his sock puppet. what kind of fucking loser would follow onion like a puppy and have zero opinions of his own, taking offense to everything onion does?
No. 474200
>>474197"whatami" reminds me of someone who'd use this edgy site i found like a couple years ago while researching about personality disorders filled with self diagnosed sociopaths called sociopath-community.com
i just tried scrolling through recent posts to see if i can find someone who resembles onion/whatami but i cant be sure. has anyone looked thru here before for him?
No. 474228
>>474186I'm actually surprised he doesn't have a camera on their kids faces 24/7 considering how much he overshares.
Could it be that he is aware that Child Services would take their kids asap after the first vid? I doubt that he would act normal around them on a daily basis let alone fake being gentle father when filming, judging by how poorly he pretends to love Lainey on those couple videos. Probably would make a video feeding his children those botulism filled burritos and saying how happy and healthy they are to eat some good vegetarian cousine and start yelling at them when they say something negative or start acting childlish, ya kno, like kids usually do? But since daddy gregma is struggling with his hentai addiction he can loose his temper easily.
Or maybe he doesn't find them interesting enough to put them in his "comedy gold" videos.
No. 474233
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Decided to have a little fun trolling Gregma and well…(cowtipping)
No. 474235
>>474228The whole daddy o five situation probably spooked him on showing his kids for a good while. Did he ever make videos or tweets about it? I can't remember, back then JoyPsychoBS was so far up his ass I had to step back from the drama and threads for a little bit.
I can see Onion being nervous about youtubes community coming down hard on him if he involved his kids most of them ignore his existence b once you bring children into the mix? Shit goes south real quick
No. 474237
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>>474236He didn’t even gave me a chance to defend myself and fight back, I wanted to tell I’m actually doing better then him irl.
kinda gives me flashbacks of how my stepfather treated/treats me tbh No. 474238
>>474234Holy shit you really
triggered him lol
No. 474242
>>474183good parents spend time with their children
good parents make their homes a safe place for their children
good parents teach their children to respect their surroundings
good parents teach their children how to clean up their messes
good parents don't expose their children to their fucked up sex life
good parents don't make their children bathe in filth
good parents keep their kids warm in the winter
ad nauseam
good parents aren't you two useless cunts, that's for fucking sure
No. 474246
>>474234>>474236>>474237Yeah… that's onision for sure. It's reminiscent of his super billie bash video where he called her a stupid fucking dumb cunt.
And that small goodbye message is just how he dismisses people in texts and emails. Per billie, per cyr, and others.
The you fucking moron seals the deal for me. Who would ever think otherwise. News flash Greg, the older your fans get, the more they can see right through your transparent try hard motions
No. 474247
>>474243What was I supposed to do, spread FAXX to be later gaslighted and confused? Nah, ain’t nobody got time for that. Besides, I was bored at my job and wanted to kill time before my next assignment started.
Saged for some blogpost.
No. 474249
>>474237 I'd love to see him react to smallpeen/manlet accusations. This is Onion's edgelord account where he can let out his true nature. Don't let it get to you anon, the more they get angry, the funnier it is. You really
triggered him.
>>474243People troll Onion/Lainey all the time, and that message was pretty standard trolling. Why would anyone care about looking mature while trolling? They cancel each other out lol.
No. 474250
>>474243im not the anon who wrote that but he made himself look a lot worse, he went on a huge rant, spewing insults, more than anon did. plus the anon is an anon, everyone knows this is greg. i dont think "this is what he wants" i really think he just got
triggered kek
No. 474251
>>474245>>474243Stop complaining, what anon did obviously worked. I can't image that someone could imitate Onion that perfectly. And he stopped looking at comments on his Twitter entirely (he even said that), but seems up to date. I think he's really just reading with that second account.
Also, Lainey has a second one, why shouldn't he?
No. 474255
>>474235Probably those things helped, but he didn't show them before the whole daddyo5 drama, uploaded some child related videos but never with them on camera, i only remember one where he took his son to the doctor and was drawn.
One would imagine he would document Lameo's entire pregnancies or his kids first everything (first words, first steps, etc)
I don't think he's decent enough to respect his kids private life by looking at the disgusting situations they are exposed in that smelly dirty laundry mansion and how little respect he has to anyone that contradics his micro peepee and children are often irrational and argue about silly things,so Gregma must be angry all the time when interacting with them.
Wonder what he would say if one day one of his kids comes home crying because they are getting bullied at school out of the videos their monkey circus parents upload
No. 474270
>>474251lol, that buttblasted anon went crying over on temp over this shit. Wonder what was so "immature, idiotic, cringey" about a very typical troll message.
Triggered two people in one go anon, kek
No. 474277
>>474272People do this all the time on live streams so I don't get it either. People have posted their IG comments, bans. My guess: one anon got
triggered because of the use of FAG and "go get Cobain'd." Right in the feefees.
>>474274Are you saying that wasn't a real troll attempt? Because it was obviously "channer" speak. How is that even bragging, she was confirming further that WhatamI is Onion…
I don't want to derail but there's a
triggered anon among us that wants to shame the troll, for some reason.
No. 474282
>>474274yes but there have been similar situations before in these threads, where the damage was already done etc. and anons reacted with comments such as "stop fucking cow tipping, now he knows we know (…)"
applying that to this situation, he is now aware that there are people who know this is his sock puppet account on twitter, so he might be more careful when using it now. he's been made aware of our presence on that account.
No. 474301
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Not sure if this has been mentioned already but thought it would be interesting since Onision was specifically mentioned along with some other YouTube creators.
http://www.twitlonger.com/show/n_1sqbsph No. 474309
>>474301that was pretty interesting.
Looks like little Gurgles wasn't completely off base in assuming Youtube had it out for him specifically.
No. 474315
>>474301 >>474309
ugh he's going to gloat for sure and use it as proof. im kind of disappointed if his channel wasn't dying because people just realized how shitty his content is
No. 474356
>>474350They had seen problems with specific youtubers' channels (
problematic content on a consistent basis) and many viewers reporting the channels. Instead of just deleting channels, which would be seen as being against freedom of speech, they are demonetising them to try to get them off the platform.
No. 474361
>>474130In 2003 Onion age 17/18 began dating Skye age 16/17. Alicia was 13/14
2005 Onion age 19 marries Skye age 18. Alicia was 15
2010 Onion age 25 separates from Skye age 24. Alicia was 21.
I don't know when he started lusting after Skye's sister but she was only legal for the last 3 years of his marriage to Skye.
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>>474361Skye and Onion are two years apart, she was 23 in 2010.
(stop) No. 474386
>>474301I don't believe this at all.
Keem's channel has been successful and growing and he always stresses that he earns a shitton of money from it, and warns people not to give large YT channels Patreon money because he knows they also earn exuberant sums and are just scamming their audience by whining about demonetization.
Scarce is also doing just fine. GradeA went on a hiatus for personal reasons. Leafy was killed by iDubbbz. And Onision's content is just shit.
Demonetization is a real problem, but it targets unwanted content, not specific creators, and those most hit by it were smaller channels, not those behemoths listed there.
That "secret meeting" never happened. It's just someone stirring shit.
No. 474402
At the end of this 16:38 minute video, he says (really obnoxiously) "But as you can see by this straight forward, no like jumpcuts or anything like that, video: my story's legit"
There might be more things to add towards the end of the video but I don't have the energy.
OnionSpeaks "Onision Is Broke" (12/12/2017 – 11/12/2017 in America)
From 8:30-11:06
"So adpocalypse rolls around, and right around the time adpocalypse rolls around, the IRS comes knocking at my door. Not literally, but you get the analogy… metaphor… whatever. So, I lose the majority of my income. I don't think I'll ever see $80,000 a month ever again. Woah is me, I know. It's a huge number. I don't think someone should make that much unless they have a huge amount of employees and it should go to employees or charity or whatever."
[on screen: "A SERIES OF UNFORTUNATE EVENTS. 1. I buy a studio in December 16. 2. Adpocalypse hits. 3. I sell the studio. 4. I pay off my house. 5. IRS hits. 6. I have to remortgage my house. 7. Pending results."]
"But, I have uh since invested in solar panels; in buying cars that are electric, so I never have to spend money on gas again, spent money on batteries; building a fence for my house; doing a bunch of stuff; making downpayments and all these expenses. Dumping my money into so many things. And right before the IRS came around I actually bought an entire piece of property, just for recording Youtube videos in. Okay, so all this money that I made was just dumped, massively, into improving my videos and making this a better experience for both myself and you guys. Buying expensive computers and cameras. Well, uh, so now that all this money is invested in different assets, the IRS comes knocking and says 'hey, you are only supposed to claim 1/30th of a lot of these assets and not 100% of these assets when you file taxes. We have a problem with this'. And I'm like well, I just put so much money into these assets, okay - so the money is all in the assets, and you're telling me I have to somehow come up with cash to compensate for the 29/30ths, is that how you say it? Haven't done fractions for a while. 29/30ths that I have to basically slowly pay off over time. Now apparently our president is getting rid of this of this rule right now. Like literally right now"
[on screen: "A week ago, the Senate passed its tax bill, which featured large permanent cuts for corporations along with temporary tax breaks for individuals and private businesses"]
"But I don't know if that rule will actually save me from my current debt. So I spent about $500,000 on assets, like what I'm talking about. Places to record, uh, half my house is that type of asset because like half the rooms are used for recording, livestreaming, etcetera. So I have so much money invested in these things, and I reported to the IRS that I invested in these things, and every single year literally like probably 80% of my profit or would-be profit goes to business, so I have like 20% of what I would be earning actually spent on things that are personal. Like my personal electric car, not the business electric car."
[on screen: "Business car. To pick YouTubers up from the airport & drive to set."]
No. 474432
>>474431sorry to samefag
but understanding demographics are important. people want to get an insight to what being that creators life experiences etc are, what's it like to be 30+ and married with kids.
beauty vloggers get follows because people want to emulate their looks. story time vloggers people want to know what's happening to people in their lives, what they get up to, can they relate
no one wants to relate to onion. he sits inside all day and has no friends lol
No. 474434
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I'm so sorry you had to take responsibility for your fuckin kids instead of hanging out with your digital sycophants all day :'(((((
No. 474445
>>474434>>474438The kids aren't paying him tho, nothing for him to feel "bad" about.
And why'd he post this pic, was it an attempt to look frazzled? He doesn't look frazzled, just like he's a missing link found deep within an ice shelf.
His brows
trigger me somethin' fierce.
No. 474450
>>474436There. Were. No. Secret. Meetings.
Check yourself before you go believing anything an anonymous Twitter account which was created a few days ago posted.
There were board meetings like in any other company, for sure. You didn't get the memos, like you don't with any other company. That doesn't make it "secret" lol. They agreed to demonetize advertiser-unfriendly content.
This is normal business practice, not a shady conspiracy. And certainly not a conspiracy against Onion.
No. 474451
>>474450And who the hell seriously thinks YouTube cares enough about Onion to even notice him?
There is no conspiracy. He has not been personally targeted. There is no glitch. Onion killed his own channels by being a foul and unfunny Onion.
No. 474477
>>474469I can confirm that I'm the Sultan of Brunei.
Fuck off, both you and Tower Dog.
It takes no conspiracy theories and no personal confirmations to conclude why Onion's channel is dying.
No. 474481
>>474402I'm dying at his complete ignorance about politics and taxes. This is a middle-aged man with a mortgage and children, how can he be so stupid?!
Yes, Grease, keep believing that crazy Trump's "tax break" promises apply to the
tax you already owe to the American people. And I just heard that TurboTax will redo all your taxes for free!! :^)
No. 474486
Idk if people have seen this but someone is giving all of Footfaces Patreon videos in the first pinned comment on this house tour video boy they are mad.
https://youtu.be/p5ERs7JvQzIIf it’s alread here I apologize…
No. 474516
>>474402>$80k a monthHoly shit, with how much money he used to earn… they are the worst spenders ever.
-Get a fuckhuge mcmansion and don't pay the heating so everyone freezes during winter.
-Don't furnish the fuckhuge house properly, half of rooms are empty and it looks like a shitty frathouse.
-Spend money on buying a "studio" which is actually ANOTHER EMPTY HOUSE. His videos are all 2007 amateur youtuber style and don't require an empty family house. Probably bought it to be far away from his family and parental duties, to pretend he is still a bachelor…but even then..WHY an empty big house in middle of nowhere?? Fucking weirdo.
-Not one Tesla car but TWO Tesla cars. Even though him and his wife hardly leave the house. Lainey goes to the nearby mall while he is filming his shit videos..You need two Teslas for that? Also the whole "save bills on gas by buying a Tesla" is bullshit. Tesla batteries cost $3500 (plus $2000 installation cost) and after 8 years you have to buy new ones. So it's $5500 PLUS the base cost of two cars…He is not saving on anything.
-Never buy nice clothes that not only look better but also are better quality and last longer. Instead take a trip to Target and Hot Topic every week and buy tons and tons of ugly cheap shit. Litter the mansion with those clothes because your closets are already full.
-Never take a trip. With $80k a month, you could afford luxurious trips to worldwide destinations. You could film your adventures and gain new viewers…Nope, be stuck in your ugly house, wear a batman suit and scream at camera.
-Constantly buy super expensive PCs to be your "working stations". Most of them stay unused. Along with constantly buying new cameras and other gadgets. You are basically buying toys for yourself because you feel empty inside. You say it's to make your video content better, but your content is same old shit from 2008, just filmed in 1080p HD format.
-Buy tons of toys for kids just as often as you buy your cheap clothes. Your kid doesn't know what the word "no" means when it comes to buying new toys. Never clean the house so toys are everywhere too. But since you don't heat the house, kids has to play on ice cold rooms during winter.
-Don't eat quality food. Never treat yourself to some fine dining. Taco Bell and Olive Garden are your reach. Otherwise it's just bean burritos all day. Taylor loves to smell your farts while you sleep. Be sure to spend $$$ on bottles of overpriced Fiji water so you can show how high class you are. Oh and don't forget to buy 20 types of cereals.
-Spend money on buying plane tickets to fly in your potential fucktoys. Of course, since you have untreated mental illnesses, it all goes wrong in the end.
-If you get someone to be your fucktoy, pay them a big amount of money because they "work" for you (they don't). That is the only way you can make them stay with you anyways.
-Secretly get botox ever so often so you can keep looking young. It doesn't work. You are still aging horribly.
-Avoid taxes. Start shit on Youtube. Get fucked in the end.
No. 474545
>>474540lol onion is mad his father allegedly moved to ohio to avoid certain child support laws so he would have to pay lesser.
hmmm sounds like some asshole we all know that would drive around the states so he could conduct his ephebophile business discreetly.
also because his mum worked odd jobs and was a single parent he's allowed to be reckless now
No. 474551
>>47454880k is a median salary where I live and only like 20k less than what I make in a year…
.. instead of voting like a republican for lower taxes in his bracket he just expensed 2 teslas AND A HOUSE instead… LOL
No. 474553
>>474540>>474546You learn about gross and net income early in highschool
I guess it must truly make him feel superior teaching pre-pubescent children
I'm waiting on future cult school, Grease
No. 474555
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Because you and that angel line your pockets with money made by people who make less than you in a year than you do in just one month?
Fuck his fans must be stupid. That's probably one of the reasons he tries to stay relevant in the 12 - 17 bracket.. they are literally not developed enough mentally to call Greg out on any of his shit.
I'm glad their stans are pissed about the leaked house tour video.. I think someone mentioned here that only a couple of people on her Patreon contributed enough to see that vid, they were definitely hoping that it would stay "exclusive" to those 4 people or whatever, they know how much damage is done now that it's out.
No. 474556
>>474552he's wanting the government to pay for his business overheads, and children to give him tips on patron while earning revenue from youtube that is profitable in views for those companies willing to pay youtube for adverts.
he doesn't deserve to be self employed. thank god he is getting audited
No. 474568
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what is going on with those three interior teeth? they almost look like caps/fake teeth.
No. 474582
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>>474566>gregsplainingkek
>>474574I think Jefreestar said that a lot of youtubers only get their front teeth done with veneers, and that if you actually looked inside their mouths it’s disgusting (I think he said this around the time he had drama with nikkitutorials but I might be wrong, sorry I don’t have a sauce). From the front it actually does look like he has decent teeth, but then toward the back they get yellow and weird. So maybe he only had veneers put on his front teeth.
No. 474585
>>474582lainey's teeth also look yellow and awful in her new video with compared with her sister (
https://newfag.science/youtube/laineybot/PREP%20TO%20EMO%20TRANSFORMATION%20_%20Turning%20My%20Sister%20Emo-h4e2WiMkfVk.mp4)
and i bet her sister drinks alcohol etc, and here's plainey lainey having nothing exciting entering her mouth, not even a toothbrush. hygiene is not the priority in the greasemansion
No. 474587
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Laineybot video with her sister
PREP TO EMO TRANSFORMATION
https://newfag.science/youtube/laineybot/PREP%20TO%20EMO%20TRANSFORMATION%20_%20Turning%20My%20Sister%20Emo-h4e2WiMkfVk.mp4Lainey's sister kind of looks like Tomato's wife, or just giving me those vibes.
No. 474588
>>474587pretty sure lainey is taller and made lauren squat and then lainey is bent over when they're next to each other. similar to lainey going on about being smol on stream and her sister was like 'what bitch?' love how lauren left the stream early too feigning a headache.
my head would constantly hurt around that mess too
No. 474590
>>474585>>474587thanks for linking anons, been waiting for this.
also big thank you to newfag.science anon for continuing the archiving. we don't have vid.me anymore so we depend on you. love u <3
No. 474600
>>474540I fucking cringe so hard watching him. Ge looks SO CREEPY. Like an old man trying to dress up like a 15 year old. And the way he fixes his hair from now and then
cringe. The way he squints his eyes like Zoolander to appear more "handsome" for the camera. What the fuck. How can ANYONE not see this and feel just a tad bit unsettled.
No. 474603
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Holy shit Greg is straight up looking like a middle aged man now. He has that Mr. Slenda jaw now. I'm pretty sure that if I asked anyone how old this person looks going by this and they definitely wouldn't say 31.
No. 474614
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>I am so much smaller than my sister.
I mean, who cares, but, it’s just like the discrepancy with Greg. It’s like we don’t have eyes to see or something.
No. 474618
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>>474616hardly fat anon, and she was slouched in that frame
No. 474626
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Fucking Greg uploaded his makeup routine.. KEK
No. 474637
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>>474633They woke up every day with brown marks that would wash off with water? That is fucking gross.
Iodine isn't really brown (pic related), and it's a pretty clear when something is iodine vs. weird brown marks. Iodine is a pretty specific colour and smell.
Honestly, their home and living style is so filthy that it's not surprising they'd both end up with gross shit all over them.
No. 474640
>>474587Her sister looks so uncomfortable, that's super awkward to watch.
Seeing lainey behaving like Lainey near other people only emphasizes how retarded she's. She lives away from parents, have two kids and she still couldn't grow the fuck up. Wtf
No. 474641
>>474633wait. he
actually thinks he and lainey were abducted by aliens because they had inexplicable brown dots on their bodies.
they're truly fucking idiots.
No. 474642
>>474637holy shit, two things that really stick out in this video.
1) the awkward, super forced laughing at his own jokes is so cringey, almost couldn't sit through the end where it's basically him saying how edgy he is and then seal-laughing at himself like it's funny.
2) the forehead collapse is even more prominent on the second camera he uses to film the makeup application. not the wrinkles that most people get, but the bit in the middle where it looks like his forehead is caving the fuck in. what a wreck.
No. 474645
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>>474642of course he spurged about blaire white saying he was trying to look like a teenage boy. he's obsessed with looking younger and he knows it.
No. 474664
>>474633i feel like the end of this video was a dig at lainey and why her stream today was her putting on make up to look presentable to the average joe which onion boy in this context claimed to be
lainey is shooketh over lauren visiting
No. 474706
>>474552>the government only allow me to write off 3% of an asset!!! why are they entitled to 97% of it!!!!!They aren't entitled to it, and neither are you. If you didn't commit tax fraud you wouldn't have to be paying them back.
He's so stupid I can't handle it. I hope he loses everything - except Taylor and his children. And only because I know they all make him miserable.
No. 474709
>>474645Is he developing a scrotum on his forehead ?
Why is there two weird bulgy wrinkly areas above his brow ? I mean,I think I can even see the butthole. (dent)
No. 474710
>>474630maybe to trick ppl into thinking its not made by him or drama
>>474626funny how greg is allowed to cover his flaws, but females arent.
No. 474717
>>474704It's a wonder no one tells Lainey how terrible her styling is.
I almost think it's meaner that people around her don't care enough to tell her that everything she does is so unflattering.
No. 474722
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Mato commented on that house tour video that got exposed on YouTube
Sage
No. 474745
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The same YouTuber who posted Lainey's house tour video on there uploaded her Draw My Life yesterday and she copyright claimed it within an hour hahahaha, is there a way to upload these and edit them in a way that the fair use laws would stop her being able to claim them successfully?
No. 474780
>>474587Why does Lainey keep pretending she was this emo kid in HS when she was just a basic cheerleader?
She also made her sister look worse, she looked cute before the eyeliner and ashy foundation.
No. 474813
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House tour video has been taken down now
No. 474841
>>474813Does anyone want t re-upload the house tour on youtube?
I want to but could i get in legit trouble?
No. 474848
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Greg stopped by Vix's livestream
No. 474852
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>>474813>>474813
>Lainey with FullscreenL.O.L
No. 474866
>>474852Why would you post this pic anon
>I tried to open it as txt like old timesFor anyone observing this thread who doesnt know, major milk over on temp. If there was ever a time to poke Plain on younow it's right now, primed for meltdown
No. 474868
>>474866and to summarize for the people, (presumably) vix dropped screenshots confirming what we all already knew (grease was creeping) and (presumably) vix admitted she was a farmer the whole time. Greg love-bombed Lainey after showing up in vix's stream cuz he lurks in tempcow and saw the milk flow. Lainey is livid and
triggered AF in her stream.
No. 474873
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Hi greg
No. 474879
>>474877She talks about all her guy and girl friends that she's not creepy with (context?? lol) I thought she was constantly proclaiming how she had no friends.
She can't keep up with her own lies.
No. 474880
>>474879Tru, lmao. People are basing this "it's creepy to flirt" based on past experiences and the present where Gerg obviously doesn't have any stable social circle or friends without it going to shit.
Also if you had good friends, Lame, they would help you leave.
No. 474883
>>474880Plain's in denial AF. This is not how normal people who are just friends ( married, mind you with the other one being in a relationship ) talk to each other. This
was just creepy flirting and a bizarre narcissism display.
No. 474902
>>474893tbh these threads get policed pretty hard, it's one of the more ridic train wrecks. tempcow is more exciting because you can say what you want without worrying too much about forming a thesis and being substantive haha.
could a drawanon pretty please make a lolcow/tempcow graphic similar to the anisa pear gang one?? tempcow is a wilderness of milk and sin, this thread is… ??
No. 474913
>>474902there was too much shitposting and too many stupid 'foot' comments though. tempcow happens to be very good today, actually as it's proper milk time there's no reason for that conversation not to be happening here.
and it's nice to be able to decide when to go there. some people don't want to look at endless shopped pics of Lainey on the regular.
No. 474917
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>>474915
GODS BE PRAISED
This is truly Milkmas
Archiveanon if you are still with us, the latest/immediate future Lainey streams will be very high in calcium