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No. 514751
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Onision/Onion/Greg/Gregma/Gurgles/Lainey's Gay Husband (abbreviated to LGH) is a washed-up youtuber who gained rapid popularity around 2009 and has been rapidly declining since. Laineybot/Taylor/Lainey/Plainey/Doormat/Greg's Straight Wife (abbreviated to GSW), is a transtrender and beauty guru with no makeup-knowhow or personality.
On the last episode:
>LGH posts more than a few 10-year-old memes where he writes about himself in the third person >>512399>LGH continues to stream emails by ex-patrons, his exes, and the haturz.>LGH creates another strawman-argument video featuring: Greg, the husband who's too tired and busy to talk about anything, and Totally-Not-Lainey who things Greg shows favoritism to one child over another >>512321>Related, LGH posted a selfie of his outfit for that video with very prominent, disgusting genitals to his underage fans >>512547>LGH makes a twitter post accusing his ex Adrienne's dad to be a child molester and congratulates himself for being such a good guy(tm) >>512884>Plainey dies her hair yet again, and also continues to use filters on her videos>Two of Plainey's discord patrons vent to each other in one of the public channels. Lainey jumps in making it all about her; she has Sarah threaten to shut down the server because Lainey got panic attacks over people helping each other. >>513381>Sylar was also going to be kicked out of the Lainey discord due to allegations of sexual misconduct/harassment. Fat Becca jumps in and attacks the victims and vague tweets about how much of a sad sack of shit she is. >>513528>Jacklyn Glenn and Onion are friends again?????? Anons believe the two are just whoring the new friendship for attention>Plainey makes another video about how she's not going to transition, to no anon's surprise>COMING SOON: GAY PROM (maybe?) and LAINEY'S 10 THINGS I HATE ABOUT ONISIONFor the sake of making Onision threads more readable, please follow these rules in the future:
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Gregma:
http://www.youtube.com/onisionhttp://www.instagram.com/onisionhttp://www.twitter.com/onisionhttp://www.instagram.com/onisionhttp://www.patreon.com/onisionhttp://www.twitch.tv/onisionPlainey:
http://www.twitter.com/laineybothttp://www.instagram.com/laineybothttp://www.youtube.com/laineybothttp://www.younow.com/laineybothttp://www.patreon.com/laineybot No. 514759
>>514751The OP pic actually makes me sad. Nice choice!
Why's the Onion suddenly trying to relive his peak? Other than narc, old man regret.
No. 514763
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On her YN stream she keeps picking at her most recent lip scab and saying "its not a cold sore guys, I swear"
What could it be then?
Ive heard of people getting gonorrhea of the mouth.
No. 514765
>>514764I'm stealing that bomb dot com tbh
He's struggling to remake his happiest times in his own depressing way
No. 514767
The latest Patron to be bullied by Greg and his minions has been banned. First Greg insults them by shouting "fuck you, seriously, fuck you" to them on stream for suggesting a Pewdiepie video to him that he didn't like; then they all piled up on her for asking that Greg and FatBecca don't speak for all victims of sexual abuse (re: the allegations against AJ's dad). This went down during and after this stream, where he tries to justify his insistence upon exposing people's personal traumas:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cq93k4GjK9gFunnily enough, he insisted- during the Pewdiepie video he reacted to-
that he appreciates and wants constructive criticism from his Patrons. Read on to discover what a lie that is.
He's getting really comfy with those allegations against Pewdiepie…
No. 514768
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>>514767Some of his DMs with the Patron, after they asked for an apology
No. 514769
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Wait a minute… I thought if you don't make several videos denying a false rumor then you're guilty of something!
Isn't that what you said about Shane and Pewdiepie?
No. 514771
>>514768Oh my god how can this idiot actually believe the garbage he spews? Making pedo jokes is okay if it’s “unlikely” to be true? Wtf??
I don’t think anyone needs to say that men preying on boys is not at all rare, but apparently someone needs to inform Greg.
Oh wait, just cause he doesn’t know anyone it’s got to be rare. Riiiight
No. 514774
>>514770But he thinks men can be raped by women (from the last thread, in case you missed it)
https://hooktube.com/watch?feature=youtu.be&v=dY0UAQatNagNot only slut shaming and victim blaming, but also claiming that AJ being coerced into sukmi constitutes her raping him. How the fuck can he steam this shit without fear of any kind of backlash/retribution? The narcissism and psychopathy is strong, my dudes.
No. 514778
>>514770>>514768>Men are rarely into young boys, incredibly rarely.One of the biggest child sexual abuse scandals that immediately come to mind is the Catholic Priest thing.
Predators were all men
Majority of victims were boys
No. 514781
>>514774When footface eventually divorces him and starts to weave stories about how sometimes she didnt want to be called "faggot" during sex, didnt want to be choked, and didnt enjoy being so roughed up that there were bruises the next day, and makes thinly veiled accusations that she was raped by Greg (similar to the stories shes put out about the bf from Las Cruces)
Ogregs defense will be -
"She cant be raped, we were married, you cant rape your wife"
No. 514783
>>514768He has an excuse for everything. And none of his arguments make any sense. He has hours and hours of videos rating young girls, but pewdiepie is the one sexually attracted to kids who has dated one girl for 7 years with no side chicks and no drama and is recently engaged to her?
The girl just wants him to apologize for saying "fuck you" to her, and he can't. I can't believe lameo and his minions listen to this shit then stroke his ego and tell him hes right. I feel worse and worse for trot and clot who will have no adult in their life who will stand up to their dad.
>>514781I know I will be annoyed if they get divorced because people are gonna be ass-kissing her for finally leaving him, and she will be overjoyed at all the sympathy and victim points shes getting. Shes the only gf/ex of his I feel completely no sympathy for. Even after divorce, she will never admit she did anything wrong.
No. 514791
>>514783Yes there will be her fans who give her butt pats and tell her that shes their hero, but the one thing that makes me smile each time I look to the future to when they eventually divorce (not sure who will be the bringer of legal papers) but when it happens, we will be served large cold tumblers of chilled milk from Greg about his c-u-n-t of a wife Taylor.
He's made a mental file on her and all the shitty things she has done that we have no idea about. Im sure one fat folder in that file is how she parents their two kids. There will be many a night that after his nightly 200 degree shower he will conveniently remember yet another thing that Taylor did or said and he will sperg on Twitter for a couple of hours.
No. 514793
>>514768>A patron/fan would not talk to me like this.Talk to him like what exactly? Addressing legitimate concerns in a reasonable, calm manner and pointing out his obvious inconsistencies in an attempt to get clarification? Or to mention that it's pretty rude to tell someone who supports and
donates their money to you that saying "fuck you" wasn't very appropriate?
I guess patrons/fans are only those who blindly agree with you and giggle while you go on insane, hateful tirades.
I hope every patron sees this. What kind of person needs to surround themselves solely with yes-men (who also pay for his expensive lifestyle) and kicks them to the curb when they raise questions or offer criticism?
Also, his obsession with Jared from Subway is starting to become disturbing.
No. 514796
>>514786Greg has 3 things against him
1. Hes just not that smart, period.
2. Hes not willing to educate himself. Im not even talking about furthering his education by taking night classes, Ive gained a lot of knowledge by falling down the rabbit hole as I click links about some subject Im interested in. But if it doesnt have something to do with hentai, youtube analytics&data or Shane Dawson he doesnt have the time.
3. He doesnt get out of his house. Just leaving your home and being in new situations and meeting different people expand your horizons.
Im so glad that Greg streams live now, before all I knew of him was his finely tuned, carefully edited version of Onision. And now that we get to see him unfiltered and live, we see him asking stupid questions, having to Google things that are common knowledge to most adults and revealing that he has the wildest incorrect theories on things.
Always remember that this is the 32 year old man who thought women urinated out of their vaginas.
No. 514797
>>514796Nail, head, &c.
Am I the only one who finds the fact that he was admitted to, much less served in, the armed forces frankly astonishing?
No. 514798
>>514793>his obsession with Jared from Subway is starting to become disturbing.Ive been feeling the same way. Its like the high profile Christian leader who severely criticizes homosexuals and their lifestyle.
Then years later we find out that he had a secret underage boyfriend and spent millions on gay escorts, sucking cock and taking it in the ass on the daily.
No. 514799
>>514797No disrespect for those that serve, but the armed forces are NOT very picky on who they take.
Once you're in and have a good head on your shoulders you rise the ranks and make a career. But if you're stupid you stay low rank or like Greg, get discharged early because you cant handle it and they fear you might kill yourself.
Im not sure if this is still going on, but there was a time when if you were going to end up in prison, the judge would give you the choice of jail or military, thats very telling.
No. 514804
>>514799Jesus. That’s… revelatory. Is it an American thing?
IIRC someone had it on credible authority that Gargoyle’s file didn’t contain anything incriminating re: his mental stability or lack thereof, which I also find somewhat astounding.
No. 514810
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LGH and Jared definitely have two things in common: some nice floppy titties.
No. 514812
>>514796He's not smart and does not understand critical thinking. A perfect example of this is in the dm where he asserts that because
he doesn't know any "dudes that were violated by another dude" therefore it doesn't happen much.
I've seen him use this line of thinking repeatedly and it's the kind of reasoning a child uses. An adult with perspective knows that just because you don't personally know a murder victim, it doesn't mean people don't get murdered.
It pains me that he has a channel geared for young girls and he uses it to spread misinformation and worse, a distrust in educated professionals and higher learning.
No. 514833
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Lainey’s new tattoo. It’s surprisingly nice compared to the rest of her tattoos.
No. 514839
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>>514837Are you forgetting this stupid shit?
No. 514841
>>514839What the everloving fuck is that supposed to be?
>>514836Fucking lol. This was my exact reaction too. As a tattoo enthusiast who has full sleeves, those tacky, small, random tattoos
trigger me much more than they really should. This is some top-tier basic bitch nonsense. Having an autistic child’s half-assed sketch permanently inked on your person isn’t edgy, it’s fucking retarded.
No. 514842
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I know we have moved past the transgender topic, but I stumbled upon this tweet by Foot. I'm not claiming to know everything about sex and gender, but isn't missing a pregnant belly very much a feminine thing? Like where's the dysphoria? Anyone have an explanation? I get this tweet is from 2014, but…
https://twitter.com/laineybot/status/494948996192817153?s=09>>514841A totes gay volcano? I don't fucking know lol.
No. 514846
>>514843>>514842A totes gay volcano for a totes gay *.~SpAce PriNce~.*
Kill me.
No. 514847
>>514839When YouNow goes defunct or maybe when they overhaul their sticker system, Plainey is gonna be left with a dumb tattoo that doesn't mean shit.
How does she even explain the "meaning" of the tattoo?
>Oh this one? Um…well it's a volcano sticker that was used as a payment on a streaming site. It symbolizes that someone donated $50….I also made it look gay because I thought I was gay and allImagine 40 year old Lainey explaining this to someone…
No. 514851
>>514841You really shouldnt make fun of Trots sketch he made for mommy.
THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!!
No. 514858
>>514836Hahaha yes. I don't even have any tattoos, but small random ones everywhere with no flow or theme look tacky. I mean, just look at Raven.
I feel like she's again trying to emulate Billie by getting more, except Billie's tattoos are better, not to mention her mother is an experienced tattoo artist. Lainey seems like the type to get a bunch of small discreet ones that she can laser off when she's over her edgy phase and wants to fit in with all the other soccer mums at her kid's school as they grow up.
No. 514866
>>514842Hey hey HEY! Bois can get get pregnant too. Such masculine. Wow. Much not girly girl. Men can breastfeed for 10 years too.
Fuck, this bitch is like a bad walking fanfic.
No. 514879
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>>514876This. Even her lavender tattoo is a cartoon.
>>514763Why so much denial? Get some Valtrex and get it under control!
>>514877Cold sores are caused by HSV-1 and always occur in the same spot. This has always been a cold sore.
No. 514887
>>514884Exactly. Tattoos are a visual medium. Lavender "chills you out" because of the smell, not the look of it. She should of picked something that visually made her calm herself, or brought up happy feelings & thoughts.
Come to think of it, WHAT does make her happy? Does she even have hobbies? All I can think of is she seems to enjoy singing along (badly) to outdated emo music. Everything else I know about her is just the multitude of things that stress her out or bring on her anxiety.
No. 514888
>>514886>>514886>>514886OH FOR FUCKS SAKE!
so she just found something trendy and went with it?
i bet you she didnt even find that idea, sarah probably stumbled on it and gave her hint
No. 514889
>>514886NO RAGRETS.
A stupid, popular idea might be popular but it's still stupid.
No. 514890
>>514888Yes, and then she made up the ~personal meaning~
after she saw the tattoo and decided to get it.
No. 514893
>>514763Let’s say hypothetically for a second it’s not a cold soar. It’s a new issue. If it is someone is then screwing outside the the relationship and bringing it home. Since only one of them leaves the house a lot, Lainey. It’s possible she could be seeing someone on the side and with conditioning the kids to always be quiet it’s possibly she could get away with cheating, for a time.
The reason I put in her court is these things happen often and Greg shows little to no signs of these things that we can tell. They both don’t see doctors so by that technicality alone these would flare up often till you get medication. If she has it on her mouth kissing him should of given it to him and appear too.
So my theory is the, “I’m going off to buy stuff for Gerg” and going shopping to mean she is seeing someone outside of their relationship behind his back. But she has enough dirt on him to flip it back. Mind you the girl has done this in the past on her ex and maybe the projection on to Aj is his upset about Lainey. If Lainey plays victim she might still win. He might be putting up with it for now and love bombing her. Don’t know but we seriously don’t see much besides bad acne on his face.
Just theory. But it seems even as gross as his little man is to look at any recent picks leaked would of shown some kind of breakout. With that we all just vomited a bit.
No. 514896
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>>514890She did the same fucking thing with the elephants one. Someone pitched it to her and she weaved this backstory so she could say it was for her kids.
If shes going to fall for trendy tattoos, can we trick her into getting a tramp stamp?
Something really shitty but specific to her, and with meaning.
Hows this for an idea? Its perfect because its her favorite saying, plus it could be a friendly reminder to Greg as hes violently fucking her doggystyle.
No. 514898
>>514833the weird gradient coloring on it makes it looks like bad clip art.
the ones in
>>514886 all look much better
No. 514899
>>514895Vlogging alone in the car often before leaving the last house and so on. Going shopping often too.
But I said it it wasn’t a cold soar. If it’s a different STD I could be possible. Cold soar yea then I’m reaching but hypothetically if it’s another type of STD… no so much reaching. It’s why she has a hard time keeping up with her pattern because she never makes many videos outside the house or of her shopping trips. Privacy and all still a good possibility that either of them could cheat when the other isn’t around. Greg brings them home. We know who is there. If she is doing it she isn’t going to make easy to debunk. His cheating is stupidly recorded.
(derailing) No. 514904
>>514833Holy batman, this tattoo is a B A D look. The leaves look like cheap plastic aquarium plants, and the flowers, they don't look nothing like lavender. The "flowers" resembles spray millet, those seed sticks you feed to budgies and cockatiels.
Why slap that hideous garbage on your chest?? It's trashy. Everybody is gonna look at that and think its ugly and it sucks. All you see at first is the leaves, why are they so big?
>>514839Further proof Laundry has no style or personality. Whats with these $30 dollar tattoos? Surely Greg paid Billie more for treats than he allows Laundry to have.
The volcano's lines on the bottom are uneven and the artist does not have a steady hand.
Maybe all the people in WA already know who they are, and so they give the onions bad, unfocused service.
No. 514906
>>514902"Ohh I don't want to be accused of art theft
scoff" Yeah. She was real nasty and stuck up and smug about that. Also said she separates the artist from the art and that she can still dislike the artist. She didn't give credit until people in the chat said it was sam and she got so stand offish about it.
No. 514917
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Holy liver spots
No. 514920
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Yikes.
No. 514921
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Also end result with him trimming his eyebrows too. How does he look like the stupid ugly one that betrays everyone off of maze runner? Will Poulter ahaha
No. 514923
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Gurgle's new look KEK
No. 514928
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>>514923Oh my fucking god, Look at his giant fucking head compared to his tiny hands.
Fucking EGG AND ONION MAN. Shit small man what did you DO to yourself?
I didn't think it was possible for him to look even uglier but here it is.
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>>514923He looks like Will Poulters, way older, less attractive brother.
No. 514932
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>>514923He looks like a midget with an egg for a head
No. 514933
>>514923I love when he cuts his hair short.
He looks so ugly and cant hide behind his sweeping bangs.
Thank you to the anons who posted this, is there context to why he did it?
No. 514936
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>>514932I'm fucking dead.
>>514933I can't wait for the moment he realizes he just fucked himself, You right, He can't hide behind his bangs anymore and he won't be able to get late teen puss anymore. He'll flip out.
No. 514937
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Good god is she seriously still doing this Landon thing?
No. 514938
>>514923hory crap, his head MUST BE photoshopped i mean what the fuck? it's all wonky around his temples
WEIRD HEDDA, BUTLER LOOKING MIDGET SON OF A BITCH
No. 514939
>>514937Is that just Meredith? she was supposed to be filming the
10 thing" video with her, would make sense that they would do more.
No. 514945
>>514937I just watched the first 2 minutes and Im laughing at how Lil Miss Lainey is attempting to be a "dude"
Is this really how she thinks men are?
Its like when you see a drag show and the trannies are way hyper feminine almost to a cartoonish effect, except this is the other side of the coin. Watching Lainey try to be a guy is painful.
No. 514947
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>>514944I cannot express how dumb she looks sitting in a ball with her legs up at a bar. This is a grown ass woman pretending to be a fuckboi on a fake tinder date with her friend. This is just embarrassing and pathetic
No. 514951
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>>514923Eddie Munster is all grown up.
No. 514952
>>514923He looks like a toddler dressed up for a wedding
A toddler who has shit himself, actually
No. 514955
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>>514923He truly loves old memes
No. 514956
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>>514944front of the new Swamp Shack already looks filthy and run down.
No. 514958
>>514947This is so childish and closed-off in terms of body language for conversation, too. Isn't this supposed to be a date? She looks like she's trying really hard to appear cool and hip and young these days, lmfaooo. Funky teen mom much?
I don't know how that poor girl doesn't feel mortified that this garbage bag water mistake is acting so tacky in a public place like that.
No. 514959
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He fucking trims his eyebrows!
No. 514964
>>514944What is the appeal of Taylor, seriously. Why do people watch her when all she does is act like a weirdo, slop cosmetics on her busted skin, and cry? I feel like I'm experiencing life through a simulation. She's just a bad compilation of Tumblr tropes, down to the 'uwu space prince' ddlg nonsense and all.
Am I just out of touch with this new generation that likes this kind of shit? Please help me understand.
>>514923>>514959Oh bitch what the fuck.
No. 514967
>>514956Well thats weird.
Why would they still have that realtors key lock box on the door knob.
They've already bought the house, theres no need for that lock box to let the agents and prospective home buyers into the house.
No. 514969
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I'm sorry
No. 514971
>>514925>like someone dipped q tip in their assholeLOL! dude, how did you even think of that image?
(you've done it huh?)
thanks for the laugh
No. 514973
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>>514923Bela was actually better looking. Poor Grugly.
No. 514975
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eeeeeewwwwwwwwww
No. 514979
>>514917He should really get those spots checked.
I mean I hate the guy, but I dont want him ending up like John McCain, all half faced and scared up.
No. 514980
>>514975please anon
help
I’m terrified
it’s coming
the giant pored rosacea monster, lord help us all
SO FUCKING UGLY
No. 514982
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>>514975who you callin smooth skin
No. 514990
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And if today couldn't get anymore cringey let me present to you Lame's new shoes. She's streaming on YouNow currently. It's another get ready with me
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>>514944"sorry my cars a mess"
What the actual fuck Laimo? who in their right mind would just let a friend, or ANYONE let alone a supposed "date" sit on a filthy seat like that? could you not find 5 minutes away from playing with shitty makeup to wipe the seat down? and what the fuck even is that stuff you filthy pig!?
No. 514999
>>514975Ahahahahaha this man is fucking ugly as homemade sin. This has got to be the best picture of him ever.
Jesus, Foot, fucking love yourself.
No. 515007
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It couldn't possibly be that he's obsessively deleting every single comment that says he looks like a creepy, liver-spotted child molester!
No. 515012
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Let’s play a game of how close to my eyebrow can I get today!!! Christ she listens to no advice in the chat ever.
No. 515014
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"Love is not about body" says the guy who makes videos about whether he would date them, rating young girls solely on their looks.
No. 515015
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>>515008Your comment makes no sense and Tindr didn't exist when taylor and greg got married.
No. 515021
>>514923Ugh, now we're going to have to see his fucked up forehead and liver spots uncovered for months!
>>514997It looks like bird shit to me.
No. 515022
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>>515020They meet early 2012 anon
No. 515026
>>515017It goes both ways too. He's literally saying if you're a lesbian, you should be open to dating dudes.
Jesus he's a moron.
No. 515029
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Someone pointed out the stain in her cap and she said it was ice cream. She also said the stains on her seat were from a cream cheese bagel. Bitch wtf? Why are you getting food messes everywhere?
No. 515032
>>514941Say what you will, but this could have been kind of an interesting look.
Also, major tinfoil, but I'm sure, he's gonna intend to purposefully ruin swamp-prom. lmao
No. 515034
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>>515032samefag - forgot the picture
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greg doesn't believe in free speech lmao after all that bullshit about unblocking da haturz on twitter and all that, he still deletes comments and hides users who criticize him on his shitty youtube videos. thats hilarious he shaved his head i thought it couldn't get worse than that orange mop but he somehow continues to get more and more hideous.
No. 515097
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>Shame on you! Jokes about stereotypes are only funny when I make them!
No. 515101
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>>514923LOL, but to be fair it is more the camera angle
No. 515104
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Ogreg kinda looks like Chris Zylka, if Chris Zylka were an old melting wax museum Neanderthal with bitch tits.
No. 515106
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I get that she wants to appear more masculine, but she somehow looks like a balding middle aged man. Actually, this is perfect given LGH's disaster of a makeover.
I love how she always seems to be stroking her non-existent stubble. She looks like a creep you'd see hanging out at a truck stop (minus the basic bitch collarbone tattoo she's ever-so-subtly showing off ofc).
Dying to know what look she's going to decide on for the swamp prom. Snapback and minimal makeup to celebrate her inner teenage boy? Or a caked on, unblended overly feminine look to offset the little boy's suit in an attempt to get LGH to say she's "pretty"?
No. 515107
>>514941He's so inept in everything he does holy shit. Wonders why the first two razors don't work when he tries to shave his long hair like that. Basic knowledge to first grab a pair of scissors to cut the hair shorter so it won't get all stuck in the razor and keep it from properly working through the hair. Took him way too long to eventually notice he needs scissors..
Also why is his hairline so weird ? lol I'm not one to pick on looks usually but he looks so funky. The really short hair really doesn't o him any favors. He should have left them midway before he shaved the middle part short, leaving them a bit longer I thought that would have looked at least a bit better.
No. 515108
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>>515101he still looks like he's taking fashion tips from the report of the week
No. 515110
>>515108he wishes he could look like this fine gentleman
he looks boated a f and those liver spots? goddamn man
No. 515112
>>514904>and the flowers, they don't look nothing like lavender.And my buns, they don't feel nothing like steel. I had to, anon.
>>514923I'm howling. He and his straight wife are the human embodiments of penises. They both look like dicks. Onion happens to be shrimpy just like his peen. This is the equivalent of him setting his YouTube channels on fire. The views will not roll in anymore. Teen girls will find much more attractive YTers to fantasize over.
>>514961His hair was pretty fucked from his attempts to go blonde and it was never going to work out for him. His only options were to let it grow out, dye over it dark and hope for the best, or get rid of it and start fresh. This was the best choice but damn is he hideous.
No. 515121
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>>515108I was thinking about the fact that they literally never go anywhere that would require a suit and it occurred to me this is most likely his wedding suit. While Lainey's super into this swamp prom and sperged out fussing about buying a new outfit, he hasn't shown any interest and is probably just going to wear that 6 year old suit.
Looking a bit snug there, LGH.
No. 515126
>>515014Coming from "we only dated billie because she was pretty"
>>515026He legitimately believes that, except only when the dude is him. But yeah that status is an insult to gay people by saying sexuality is a choice.
>>515097Whys he mad when hes in a gay relationship?
No. 515133
>>515025This is an old suit he wore a few times in the past, I believe it was in the Billie era.
Is it almost time to call in a welfare check on old Greggy? I think he’s starting to seriously unravel. Must be that Patron that has been questioning his all-knowing righteousness that’s sending him off the deep end.
No. 515135
>>515029Man, these two are so gross. I would be mortified to even joke like that.
>>515032I would bet money on it. If by no other way than huffing and making passive aggressive remarks about Lainey and how “awesome” she is.
No. 515138
>>515121He gavr her such a cheap ass wedding, how sad as a woman to accept that, considering he was rolling in the dough back in those days. He didn't even tailor his suit. Cheap tables. Cheap everything.
To think he proposed withing the 1st month of dating. Gross. Hr just wanted to lock down that dum dum before she got a clue and dumped him for college life. How sad that the potential was thrown askew because of a greasy tomato faced pedo being all predator.
>>514923There are no words. This is like chick kryptonite, in the sense that Greggory is now so uglythat to gaze on his visage melts the eyeballs. Lindsay Lohan looks better than this mess.
>>514763Go to the doctor and get a script for Valtrex and aabreva Lainey, its not that hard.
No. 515143
>>515064I bought they’ve always known about the weed. I think you’re speculating here based on some tinfoil you’ve read but I saw no indication there was ever a falling out.
>>515071Proving once again he learned NOTHING from his time in the Air Force.
>>515112I think it’s amazing that he has been catering to his “shadow fans” so much that he does these idiotic things that will probably lose his actual fans.
No. 515169
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Looks like there's about to ne another Patron kicked.
On LGH's public Patreon page a patron made a very long impassioned message about hating his new hair (and also complained about YT getting the video first, while patrons only got a sneak peek) that was hilarious to read if you can get through it.
I couldn't fit the entire thing in a screenshot but this person mentioned at the end that they dm LGH and buy his Poshmark items kek.
Dying to see LGH's reaction as we all know how well he takes critism. My guess is this person will be encouraged to withdraw their pledge because as he's made perfectly clear, he wants those that are vulnerable and a bit unbalanced to pay his bills but if you're too unbalanced he will kick you to the curb.
No. 515171
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>>515169Part 2 of the "Emotional rant" where they complain about the perks and insist they're not a hater.
> And mostly greg, you know me from all my dms here and talk or scripts and poshmark items so please know I do love you No. 515217
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>>515165Looks like the dogs jump on the doors, tbh.
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>>515171LGH finally responded to the "Emotional Rant".. by asking his other patrons to handle it kek
No. 515221
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>>515220Samefag, but guess LGH is going the "public shaming" route per usual.
No. 515225
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Jfc. He just uploaded a video about "how to study when you have no motivation" that was literally just him holding a gun to his head and putting it into his mouth while holding a book.
Nothing cooler than a highschool dropout in his mid-30's trying desperately to appeal to edgy 13 year-olds.
In other news, he looks like he's literally turning into a swamp monster.
No. 515230
>>514964>>514990plain doesn't even pull off the tumblr tropes
welllike sometimes i'll see a fakeboi photoshoot but they actually have some sense of style and I'm like ok not for me but that is pretty ~aesthetic~ imo
she just looks like a crusty try hard. COMMIT jfc
No. 515231
>>515217ok doges too
sloppy, sure. but not unexpected.
No. 515273
>>515108Don't bring this sweet wholesome man into this. Reviewbrah's suits are stylish as fuck and stylized. He does the 1960's style, those suit's were not meant to be snug or a tight fit. LGH is just in denial of his dadbod.
When has LGH EVER been as wholesome as Reviewbrah?? Just compare this piece about mental health by Reviewbrah to any of the vitriol LGH has spouted. LGH can only wish he dressed as well or was as insightful as Reviewbrah.
Ban me if you need farmhands for derailing, but comparing LGH to Reviewbrah is blasphemy.
(derailing) No. 515276
>>515183If that's a troll, then I really like the time they took to write that.
If that's a real fan, it starts to make sense why LGH is going through a crisis since apparently those are the only people who keep supporting him financially, and he kind of is forced to interact with them every now and then ("you know me from ALL my dms here").
Its funny to see how he keeps claiming "to have helped" so many people which draws in more mentally unstable ones, but then he's fed up with them. lmaooooo
No. 515277
>>515192I'll be waiting for the comparisons to Sh being dropped. kek
>>515196On point, Anon!
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>>515121I wonder if his suit was made by MISSsterious
No. 515285
>>515225the sad thing is this was one of his better ""comedy"" videos in a while. it had a punchline, it had direction. it wasn't just a straight up insult at someone with the lightest of masking. it was total complete shit and yet i'd say it's his best in months, since the I'm Lainey video.
greg's so burned out it's unreal but he gotta keep going because otherwise the patreons leave and lainey leaves and he has nothing but his swamp world left
No. 515286
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>>515225I never understood why he does so many videos involving gun violence, and specifically ones where hes putting the gun against his temple or in his mouth and threatening to pull the
trigger. Was that funny years ago? Does he think its still funny now?
1. Sneak into Swamp Trailer, replace all airsoft BB-guns with real 9mm handguns
2. Wait for Onision to make another video putting gun to his head and pulling
trigger3. ????
4. PROFIT!!!
No. 515298
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>>514793>>514798>>514810>>514778>>514770So, I think I found out why Onion is soooo obsessed with Jared from Subway. I looked him up and there's a lot of similarities between both of them. I highlighted some of the most striking from an article but there are more.
Also it's hilarious that he brings up that he can make jokes about being a pedo to boys because it's "more rare" when HIS OWN EXAMPLE OF JARED was into teen boys. Please someone bring this up to him
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>>515104>>515225Surprised this hasn't been posted yet
No. 515324
>>515221When Biersack died his hair blond, Onision called it "a stupid colour" because he's "totally honest" and "a true fan".
Now that people don't like HIS hair, everyone's a hater
LOL
No. 515325
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>>515221They are right, his new cut does look like a school shooter's cut especially when he's doing videos of him holding a gun to his head while talking about studying. I see more of an Eddie Gluskin look alike in Ol' Gregs new look, only Eddie looks far more appealing.
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>>514923Sneak peak of Gurg's next video. Sorry but the resemblance is uncanny, Gurg just naturally looks like a deranged serial killer that likes to fuck corpses. Or a school shooter.
No. 515332
>>514793>A patron/fan would not talk to me like thisi recently re-read adrienne's letter, and this reminded me of that, because he constantly would tell her
>if you truly loved me, you would do this, you would say that >you're not fighting for loveetc.
and this is just like that,
>if you truly loved me, cared for me - if you were a true fan, a patron, you wouldn't talk to me like this>you're not actively working to be the kind of supporter I want, therefor you're no true fan of mine!it's the same "scare" tactics i'm sure he's using on pretty much everyone, especially lame to try and make 'em dance to his tune. and it works, too.
'cause they do think "omg, he doesn't feel appreciated, i need to show my love more, it's true love! i gotta do this thing for him so he knows i'm a true fan!"
grinds my gears that he can get through with this type of shit.
No. 515333
>>515331Not only did he put the age comparison photos and mention age but he also had to mention that is was
for the airforce Kek what a fucking loser.
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>>515342Makes sense, his old piss yellow teenager Justin Bieber haircut isn't exactly "manly" and he was probably worried he'd get his ass handed to him by the other war vets in the swamp. He should of never shaved his head though, those liver spots and moles are disgusting and now are on display for the world to see. Gonna be hard to rope in tweens when Ol'greg looks like Mr Burns, however, the tweeny-boop Beiber cut wasn't working either
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>>514923>>514969>>514975>>515225>>515286Everytime he shows his ugly face and deformed body, this guy from the film 300 comes to mind. You know, the deformed spartan hunchback with the lopsided face??
Identical to Greg, down to the uneven eyes and jutting rotten teeth.
No. 515368
>>515327OT
but can i just ask real quick where this is from?
looks interesting
No. 515371
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I don't know why this cracks me up so much, but in the community introduction page on LGH's public Patreon there are 2 seperate posts in the last week asking him for medical advice.
With all his sperging about how doctors can't be trusted, he's put himself in the position of being some sort of medical authority for his weird fans who hang on his every word.
I'm surprised he didn't tell her to google her symptoms.
No. 515380
>>515371Why the fuck are people ask Gurg for medical advice? No, you don't eat small bits to see if you have the reaction again, I've never heard anyone say that. Took me two seconds to look it up and found advice 400 times more useful then Doctor SwampAss's totally legit medical advice. (right here if anyone is interested:
https://www.healthline.com/health/food-nutrition/how-to-cope-with-an-avocado-allergy#2 )
Fuck his fans are dumb as shit, then again so is he.
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After sperging out the last few days about how looks don't matter, he's now made his 2nd video rating his patrons appearance. He was exceptionally rude to some of the people who he didn't deem attractive.
What happened to:
>Looks get you in the door, personality keeps you in the house… know what matters
Eh, Gurg?
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>>515382I wouldn't be criticizing anyone for their looks if I looked like THAT! Hope his patrons enjoy throwing money at a man who hates their guts and will do everything and anything in his power to make them feel like shit.
No. 515393
>>515380lmao i don't get this at all. everybody knows he's using google to verify the shit he spews so he's going to use his google doctor skills to diagnose an allergy. it's like the blind leading the blind. this moron could've googled for herself like you did and saved herself the trouble.
>>515382the dick turtle's going to rate attractiveness? how did he become so unaware? he looks like something a puma coughed up.
No. 515400
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Any Patreonfags around who can shed some light on this? Please tell me this isn't a video on "chest vaginas" because wtf.
No. 515401
>>515397He does food reviews and has been around for years, but he became popular after someone made a compilation of him reviewing green crispy cream donuts. Because he kept saying “they’re green” a million times.
I don’t even know why he’s being brought up though, I’m confused. However, that Outlast character does look exactly like LGH. Yesterday when I watched his video shaving his head I was so irritated because he didn’t even straighten out the back. So his hair is all misshapen. I wonder how Lainey feels about his new hairstyle though. He’s always had longer hair with her, so she’s never seen him with a shaved head has she? At least I don’t remember.
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She's looking even worse since moving to the swamp mansion.
No. 515420
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>>514975nice rare hd grug
No. 515439
>>515412Jesus.
This is the kind of shit his patrons are forking over money for? Yikes.
No. 515440
>>515410She looks old.
At first, you might get fooled by the filter and the pretty colors, but then you see the stealthy wrinkles on her face and her tired skin, and realize that this is not a dumbass tomboy, but a fucking mother of two.
The more you look, the older she becomes. Try it.
No. 515441
>>515410giving off those good morning miss bliss zack morris vibes. that's not a good thing, he was in middle school. twat.
>>515412backpedalling because he'd get called out today i see. faggot.
No. 515455
>>515382That statement highly values looks in-itself. Hes saying you have no chance unless you are pretty, and THEN he will also evaluate your personality and see if its to his liking. As if people are just lining up to get with him.
>>515410I like how she thinks guys just make douchey faces and wear caps backwards.
No. 515461
>>515456Hes only ever "likeable" when the person hes talking about agrees with him or is nice to him. He also does this shit plenty of times to see if he can get them to believe him, and when they don't he immediately starts raging and insulting them all over again. Like how with Billie, he made several "nicer" videos hoping she would be swayed to continue to play his game, but when she didn't, he started raging again. The AJ voicemails also are an example of how he goes from "apologizing" and admitting his faults, to lashing out and raging when he doesn't get the response he wants.
He was mean to jaclyn and gave zero shits because she went against him. He decided to try the apology shit because hes probably seen her say how much worse richie is than onion boy, and now it worked. She finally is on his side sort of, so NOW he is acting nice and understanding towards her. If she collabs with him again, I hope people start unsubbing from her.
No. 515462
>>515014Sexual preferences are a thing, greggles. But thank you for attempting to invalidate all gay people who only want to be with their same sex.
>>515038Seriously. It would have hardened and crumbled away. I'm just disgusted by the state of her car. It must be the same state as the house and she has no shame showing that mess on camera to the world.
>>515097That projection is real. rofl
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Did anyone catch this gem?
No. 515478
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>>515474Oh my. So he likes that fans are already beginning to ship them both together and their "Burning passion"
What husband would like something like this? ha~
No. 515486
>>515442Kek he just couldn't resist bleating about how he was right to sperg out on Jaclyn because he has real world experience- but
obviously these dumb teens that warn Lainey about him are way off-base because their relationship is so successful and has lasted such a long time.
I don't know how your wife being a doormat that you've browbeaten into submission makes everyone patently wrong, but nice try.
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>>515481>I used to live in OlympiaI mean I guess I should expect it in a Gurgles thread, but I’ve never had an anon from my town.
No. 515499
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She's made a "dear future asshole" video but not a "dear future boyfriend" video, wonder why Shreg used the tag for the video.
No. 515513
>>514944
> Fukboi alter ego LandonShe looks like a freaking child. She also has a feminine VOCAL FLAIR whenever she speaks.
Lainey doesn't want to be he/him. Everything she does is still feminine. She's wearing freaking mascara. Actually – I don't know – are men wearing mascara now these days?
No. 515517
>>515513Eh I disagree. From a distance I'd think she was maybe a teen, but as soon as you see her face, there's nothing childlike about her. She looks horsey, sick and old.
She fucking acts like a child though.
No. 515519
>>515406LMFAO
someone make this a real meme
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No. 515563
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>>515545Apparently this is an "uncensored" version too. I'm dying for some fresh, swampy milk.
Ate there any patreonfags who can come through for us in our time of need?
No. 515564
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Lainey claiming Sam was trying to ruin her life. She also addresses the drama going on in her discord.
https://vimeo.com/268332692 No. 515575
>>515568The absolute state of that house, How did you let it turn to filth already?
Also if thats how LGH acts, Lainey is fucking blind, Thats not fucking normal for relationships.
No. 515582
>>515568This was surprisingly well made and actually really funny.
Is she going to finally leave him though…? Was living with him in the swamp trailer and literally being put into a closet the final straw?
No. 515584
>>515583Tinfoiling that Lainey made her act as Greg because she wanted to displace the anger to her instead of taking the heat herself.
>>515582Before she recorded this, she literally was saying she didn't want to be too mean when she did this. She doesn't even think she's being mean here. And she is so conditioned she thinks this is a normal friendly banter way that a couple would communicate with each other.
No. 515585
>>515568All hail king lame!
Kek… She's never going to leave him though.
No. 515586
>>515584Imagine how juicy it'd be if she acted how she saw "mean".
Her fans are gonna eat this up tho.
No. 515596
>>515568Confirming what we've all suspected that he stomps around the house like a lazy, petulant teen when he's not attached to the computer/phone. I like that she opened the video with him pulling the depression card and making his whiny videos when he gets called out.
>>515585>Kek… She's never going to leave him though.Yeah this fact dimmed some of my enjoyment here, he's still going to be the one to leave just as soon and he gets his new Billie.
No. 515607
>>515601I'll save you 30 seconds:
>Onion says "I'm going to show you how to get into a Logan Paul video".>Tries to throw a rope up into a tree with several unsuccessful attempts. He makes it and starts laughing like a maniac, looks at the camera and says, "Arigatou!">Cuts back to Onion saying, "And that's how you get into a Logan Paul video."That's literally all there is to it.
No. 515610
>>515598How long does it take for hair to grow back?
>>515601Wow.
No. 515611
>>515600is it at gregs desk
if yes, then lol @ lainey showing it
No. 515618
>>515596LGH doesn't have the looks and certainly doesn't have the riches, no Billie tier girl would even get close to him.
>>515607He's late to the party AND his humour is shit, another video to add to the try not to cringe compilations.
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>>515568
>He’s really good at getting what he wantsKek, this is great. 10/10 content
No. 515622
>>515568I hope her #3 point isn't how she really views it? That hes trying to save people by moving in attractive girls?
I like how she thinks these are normal things your husband does. She acknowledges that what he did with billie was manipulative to get what he wants, but she doesn't care. This was also her being nice, so who knows what the actual 10 things would be if she was being mean.
Also its pretty clear she thinks she has him figured out and can play him how she wants and get him to stay with her with her smug reactions to the things he does. He probably doesn't realize shes controlling the relationship at this point.
No. 515623
>>515601Yesterday he posted a video that consisted solely of him putting a gun in his mouth while holding a book, today it's this.
Maybe if your
super edgy suicide jokes were actually clever or funny, you wouldn't come off as an embarrassing 30-something try-hard.
Also kekked that he tagged this video as "standup comedy". Now
that's funny.
No. 515624
Holy shit Lame's video was hilarious. I have never chuckled at either of their content. But this really got me because it is such a confirmation. You can tell that Lainey did it in a spirit of loving, although frustrated teasing though. I wonder if she is really just immune to being screamed and cursed at. I do think she has gotten used to his bitchy tantrums, like you can see her happily petting the dogs instead of stressing over him. It's kinda like that when someone doesn't give you what you need, you just get by without, if you don't leave. She has found solace in Pinterest and shit.
She probably thinks staying with him is best for the kids (it isn't) and she probably pities him for being so thin-skinned and sensitive. He's not some domineering god to her, he's her short, boring, pathetic, greasy husband. She sees him at his worst. How could anyone fear and adore that?
Clearly she thinks he wouldn't notice if she left, but at least that means she has thought about it. And the fact she tried to spare his feelings with the jokes means, I think, that she knows he has some genuine affection for his straight wife buried in his egomaniacal little heart, but he's just really, really terrible at showing it.
He's shitty to her because he can't help it. A personality as disordered as his has little chance of learning to express love as normal people do.
Anyway, I think Lainey knows her gay, trap loving (remember the hentai he chose??)slug of a husband would be lost without her even as he uses her as a verbal punching bag.
Everyone says he is constantly looking for a replacement, but he's too old for that to be a realistic possibility now.
And I do think she will leave, but not for a long time. She will keep trying to give him chances to act like a husband, but as we can see he is the one who wants them secluded from the world. She is still young and will get sick of it.
It seems to me that yes, Lainey is a doormat and not too bright, but she also must have an awful lot of patience. Maybe she gets her emotional needs filled by the children and the dogs. Wouldn't be uncommon. I doubt she is stil attracted to him, and my pet theory is that is what Shreg's tweet was about. "You have to sukmi no matter how I look, or you don't believe in LOVE."
No. 515629
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>>515600Not only this but their headboard is also a gross mess with another yogurt tub, tipped over soda can and god knows what else. They're going to have flies in this house too real soon.
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>>515568He responded well on Twitter, but we'll see how this plays out in the coming weeks.
No. 515633
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Shreg's comment on his last Speaks video
No. 515636
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>>515633He didn't even come up with this idea on his own. He bummed it off one of his subs
No. 515644
>>515624>Everyone says he is constantly looking for a replacement, but he's too old for that to be a realistic possibility now. Sadly it's not. He's old, tomato faced, and his haircut makes him look like a Fisher Price person yet there are still people willing to look past this. He almost had it a few times but Plainey saw to it that it would never happen. She cockblocks him from new puss because she's jealous and possessive all the time. She just made a video of what a shitbag he is to her and she's still never going to leave him, she's going to guard his shrimpy dick with all the sour faces she can muster. She gets off on "winning" over other girls trying to break them up. She's the epitome of the how'd the bitch get in? Your nigga opened the door meme. They deserve eachother.
>>515601Nice bald spots. This is pathetic "humor" coming from an old man.
No. 515646
Lainey: Hey guys, its Lainey, and this is 10 things I love about Onsion.
Thing number one: He's strong but he's like really sensitive, yknow?
Scene cut to "Greg" in the bedroom doorway.
"Greg": Why the fuck can't you do it? This is fucking bullshit, look im tryna do my own shit over here and you're fucking sitting on your lazy damn ass on the fucking bed oh my god i swear to god you're the biggest fucking cunt i ever meet in my fucking life. Why dont you get your shit together and fucking do something around the god damn house. Helloooo? Im fucking talking to you. God why're you so fucking stupid, is there anything going on in your fucking brain. Are you just going to fucking sit there?
Lainey: Okay I think you're being a little bit ridiclous
Scene cut to "Greg" breathing in heavily looking blanked/annoyed before walking away.
Scene cut to a classic black and white OnisionSpeaks video
"Greg": So someone said something that was really shitty to me today, and…. sigh My depression is coming back really bad because of them… And… It just hurts, yknow what I mean like its just… Its hard.
Lainey: Thing number two: He's quite the comedian.
Scene cut to "Greg" playing videogames
Lainey: Hey, so whats the plan for today? "Greg": Butts
Scene cut to in the kitchen
Lainey: Hey so did you ever call those people?
"Greg": Ahhh did you call those people? Im laaaaaaineeeeey
Scene cut to bed
Lainey: What video should I film today?
"Greg": How about a sex tape? Gross tongue flick
Lainey: Thing number three: He's always trying to save people, he's really such a saint.
Scene cut to "Greg" on the phone at his desk
"Greg": Hello? Oh hey Maddi. Oh he was mean to you again? Yeah, why don't you just move in with me? Yeah, yeah just like I'll pay your rent don't worry about it, I'll feed you, you don't have to clean up after yourself or like worry about any kind of responsibilities. Yeah, well yeah I would help aaaaaanybody, of course. No I don't have to ask Lainey, its fine.
Lainey: Thing number four: He's really good at getting what he wants.
Scenecut to Lainey and "Greg" talking.
Lainey: So you promise nothing, like weird is going on, right?
"Greg": Yup, I promise. I wouldn't do anything that a friend wouldn't do, okay?
Scene cut to "Greg" whispering in a girls ear and touching/massaging her shoulders.
"Greg": Hey friend. Do you need anything?
Lainey: Thing number five: He's such a homebody, its really, really cute.
Scene cut to "Greg" scrolling on twitter.
Message from Lainey pops up reading "Hey wanna go on a date :)" he ignores it and keeps scrolling. Another message "Hello?" ignores and keeps scrolling. Another message "Babeeee?" he replies with "I'm busy" and keeps scrolling.
Scene cut to "Greg" placing bread directly on the oven.
Lainey: Hey why don't we like, go out to eat instead?"
"Greg": Its Saturday. Its going to be too crowded. Probably gonna just stay in. Make some toast.
Scene cut to "Greg" on the computer.
Lainey: Hey do you wanna go see a movie?
"Greg": No. Lots to do today.
Lainey: Thing number six: He's like the hardest working person I've ever met in my life.
Scene cut to "Greg" walking up the stairs then sitting next to Lainey.
"Greg": Just got done recording a video. Hugs Lainey for .2 seconds. I gotta go stream now. Byeeeeeeee.
Lainey: Thing number seven: He's really passionate about the things that he believes in.
"GREG ON TWITTER"
Scenecut to "Greg" typing on the computer.
"6 1/2 HOURS LATER"
Still typing
"ONE ETERNITY LATER"
Still typing.
"SO MUCH LATER THAT THE OLD NARRATOR GOT TIRED OF WAITING AND THEY HAD TO HIRE A NEW ONE"
Still typing
Lainey: Thing number eight: He never backs down from a fight.
Scene cut to "Greg" in the doorway
"Greg": You know what? I'm gonna fucking sleep somewhere else, kay? Fuck you.
Scene cut to Lainey in bed on her phone chilling.
"Greg" comes back.
"Greg": Guess what? Fuck you.
"Greg" walks away again. Lainey is chilling in bed with the dogs no fucks given. "Greg" comes back again.
"Greg": Another thing, that I just now thought of, fuck you.
"Greg" walks away again.
Lainey: Thing number nine: He is really confident in himself and that is just such an admirable quality.
Scene cut to "Greg" standing up
"Greg": This is my vegeterian boooooooooody.
Scene cut to kitchen
"Greg": Knock knock
Lainey: Whos there
"Greg": You're stupid. snorting
Lainey: You're stupid who?
"Greg": No, thats it. You're the joke. Laughs Ahh I love me.
Scene cut to "Greg" taking selfies in the mirror, lifting his shirt up, putting it down, changing angles.
Lainey: And thing number ten: He's really focus and is able to stay concentrated on whatever he's doing
Scene cut to "Greg" working on his computer in bed
Lainey: Hey Greg
"Greg" ignores her.
Lainey: Greg?
Ignores her.
Scene cut to in the kitchen
Lainey: So how was your day?
"Greg" is on his phone ignoring her
Lainey: How was your day?
Ignores.
Lainey: How was your day???
Lainey walks away and "Greg" answers his phone 'hello?'
Scene cut to "Greg" playing video games.
Lainey: Hey I'm leaving you.
Ignored.
Lainey: Alright cool.
Lainey proceeds to walk down the stairs and out the door. "Greg" briefly looks over and then keeps gaming.
Tadaaaaaaa, hope I didn't fuck any of that up. Heres a shitty transcript of the 10 things video
No. 515647
>>515568This was fucking funny. Much better than Greg's Lainey video. She roasted him. Especially when she wore the blue wig and Madison acted like creepy Shreg. I hate Lainey but honestly if she made mpre videos like this and left him, I'd probably not hate her and instead upgrade to a soft dislike.
Well done Lame and Madison, well done.
No. 515656
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>>515654dont insult sid
at least hes worked a real job
No. 515658
>>515654YES.
Photoshop the 2 and that's legitimately what you would get.
Can't unsee.
No. 515659
>>515568Man, you know your life is sad when the video you did to "make fun of your husband" just ends up being a huge diss on yourself. It shows how much of a push over she is and how much the man she married doesn't give a damn about her.
HAHA CHECK THIS OUT look at how little he cares about me and our family and how he's such a self absorbed prick that's given me the most lonely and saddest married life HAHAHHAHA HILARIOUS………
No. 515663
>>515659Exactly. Each and every one of her apparent roasts of Shreg, is just some example of how he shits on her.
"LOL, its so funny guys he screams at me and calls me a cunt LOLOLOLOL!"
You sure got him Lainey, wicked burn.
No. 515666
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I know that Gregs giant cellphone case is a bit of new nitpickery among some anons, but I would of loved that any scene where Onision is using his phone, that Madi would be holding up a giant shoe box against her ear.
No. 515669
>>515621I reckon this is a dig at Sam as well as Billie. Mostly Billie of course, but it resonates with the weird
friendship he had with Sam also.
No. 515670
>>515668i unironically agree. i'm guessing madison was a big part of it but tbh they should just work together and write scripts. fuck it, write them for him. this had effort in it beyond "put out another comedy video for MY PATREONS" and it shows.
yeah it highlights lainey's infinite ability to settle for a moron for a husband but still, it's the best content we've seen out of team footonion in literal years
No. 515682
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I would like your input on this.
Grug vehemently denies that he watches "haters" video or keeps up with any drama that involves him, but somehow he still knows the very fine details of it all.
So there's 3 choices
—Greg lurks every thread about him on every "hate site" he knows of, and watches every video that has something to do with him, especially the drama ones. Plus he keeps tabs on his enemies and makes sure he's up to date on their comings and goings. Him alone, hunched over his computer trying to keep track of everything.
—Greg has little minions who are probably now Patrons, that absorb all the drama information and Onision enemies 411, then gives him a short War Room briefing each day
—Lainey is the one who is keeping up with the drama, whether it be about her husband or his enemies, and then tells him the details on the daily.
But Lainey denies keeping up with the drama. She makes a big deal about how it triggers her anxiety and hates it so she would rather be in the dark about that stuff.
On more than one occasion Greg has mentioned that its Lainey who comes to him with info on his enemies or drama & rumors about himself. Why would he throw his wife under the bus like that, making Lainey look like a gossip hound, sniffing around for new shit. Knowing how Greg likes to play word games and be vague, I would expect him to just say "SOME PERSON I know told me…." but no, he names his wife. In this video clip hes insinuating that Lainey must watch Jaclyns channel like a hawk. In a previous video he mentioned that it was Lainey who came to him about that crazy girl crying rape against Real Stream News. He even slips up in this clip saying "from what I see…" and then switches it to "I hear about it through my spouse" and then he gives a little bit of a laugh like he knows he almost gave it away.
Which of the 3 choices is the most viable?
No. 515684
>>515674I'm not a Lainey fan, but I agree. It's pretty sad to see the potential in this video and know that potential will never be reached because she's under the thumb of a narcissist who would probably see it as a threat to his entire being if it was confirmed she was funnier than him.
Oh well, I'm sure she'll go back to boring make up videos soon.
No. 515687
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This haircut wasn't the best idea for LGH. Brings me a lot of good chuckles tho.
No. 515690
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>>515687I’ll just leave this here (surprised no one has already drawn attention to the similarities)
No. 515712
>>515690ahhh not vincent d'onofrio! first reviewbrah and now him, at least these guys have talent and a real personality.
>>515692that would be p spicy. but im with some other anons, this is just the shit she is used to day in and day out. only confirms what has been known about him. shreg has taken negging to the ultimate level. you already have your space prinxe and tied her down with two kids, time to chill greg, you crusty muppet
No. 515721
>>515568I called it - in bed
she's the one with a strap-on, calling
him a faggot. Any art anons around? kek
A couple of times anons have argued that Plainey is a lot tougher than her GH, and I'm starting to believe it. Now all she needs to do is drop that narcish attitude and the milestone around her neck aka her gay husband.
No. 515724
>>515721100%, Team Lainey if picking between these wabs.
Even though anons discredit her college education, we at least know she out performed thicko Onion in highschool. Although she is a trendy bitch and loves fad, she at least has the capacity to understand what is somewhat current, Onion is forever stuck in 2008.
She openly admits to being codependent. With her past and how conditioned she'd be to her current lifestyle, she'll have no motivation to leave, she doesn't know better. She nearly left before, but Billie left Greg and he twisted it that he came back for Lainey.
I think she considers that point Greg came back as a fresh start with her holding the reigns. I think she has accepted the cheating during cuddlegate but we're in Onion2.0 of marriage. They were separated but never divorced.
She's keeping tabs I bet. Her friend Sarah mocks Greg openly and Lainey confides in her more. He can't interfere in that relationship. Sarah kicked his cronie Sylar out of Lainey's discord. Pure powermove.
Greg's prenup will all mean shit in a court. Her Dad will have the upperhand when it comes to divorcegate.
No. 515725
>>515687He looks pretty much like my neighbor who just turned 65.
I'm not sure whether I should laugh about him looking 30 years older than he is or cry about being reminded of LGH by my neighbor from now on.
No. 515727
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>>515712LGH not only looks like him, but since the haircut, he's stuck a gun in his mouth and threw a noose around his head. Can we start calling him Pvt Pyle?
No. 515775
>>515410she looks like lynette from desperate houseviwes :D
but honestly, this is one of her better pics, i think she looks ok
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>>515775you're right, totally
No. 515799
>>515474TOo many pinned comments
reminds me of Anisa
No. 515801
>>515697Lainey did write the script dipshit, kek. She wrote it right after she got off her stream before filming it. Obviously she wrote it, because how would Madison have any idea what goes on inside their marriage or how to act?
I don’t get why anons are screeching about how it isn’t funny. Her 10 Things video was funny, whether you like her or not. Yeah it had a ton of truth to it, but it was still hilarious. Especially the Billie part and LGH making an “emotional” video. If you didn’t think this was funny then you have no sense of humor and you’re as dull as we thought Lainey was.
Anyways, everytime I see Greg I can’t help, but think of that scene from Meet ‘The Millers’.
No. 515802
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Looks like they've got Clot in daycare?
No. 515809
>>515802Looks like it says 3 year old so probably Trot. He is old enough and hopefully he can actually learn from a school and socialize like a normal kid outside the grease mansion and away from his crazy parents.
There's hope for Trot!
No. 515811
>>515803Correction, she said in her stream that she was getting off and going to work on the script. And where did Madison say this? Lainey even dressed up in costume to play the part of Billie, yes she wrote it.
One thing that I find irritating is how deadset anons are on nitpicking and bitching about everything. Like Lainey and Greg do enough to dislike and criticize, but anons strain themselves to find something wrong with everything. That’s more annoying than Greg sperging about his latest victim 10 videos in a row. Like you guys were begging for this video and wanting her to go as mean as possible and it comes out fucking funny, but anons are now trying to psychoanalyze it and bitch about how she’s “normalizing” the relationship. The video is literally about 10 Things she HATES. How is that normalizing it? She clearly dislikes this shit and she has even made references to both Billie and Sam as well as other potential girls Greg will try to bring to the house. I agree with an anon above that said she’s probably finally fed up with it. I mean for all we know the ending was an important part of the video because it ended with her saying “I’m leaving you.” And actually leaving. We’ve always thought Lainey was stuck up Greg’s ass and would force him to stay, but in this video she even JOKED about leaving which is something she would never do. Unless maybe she was being serious or even subconsciously serious. And anon need to stop with the “she thinks it’s funny he treats her this way?!” You sound ridiculous. She was laughing because Madison was imitating him. Do you really think she’s sitting there laughing when he’s behaving that way? It was funny because of Madison, not because of Greg. Stop looking for reasons to hate Lainey, you have plenty. Accept the times when she’s actually likeable.
No. 515814
>>515568Are those Greg's pajama pants? What are they? The flaming pentagram I mean. It looks familiar, like some '90s–'00s butt rock band logo, but I can't place it.
It must kill Lainey's gay husband that she is so much funnier than he is. She and Madison should honestly just ditch him, run off into the sunset and make more videos about him together.
No. 515818
>>515811Woah woah woah.
She said on stream that Maddison was free to say what she wanted and that she didn’t script Maddison. She continuously went on about how Maddison is fucking hilarious according to her and played the part of Greg perfectly.
I’m not even any of the anon who were saying this about the video, damn chill. I think the videos funny. I think Lainey was funny. I don’t doubt she scripted some of the video, such as the fucking points and scenarios, I was saying that Maddison’s acting as Greg was improv. Chill the fuck out.
On a more constructive note I can’t wait to see onions live reaction Lainey said he wanted to do. Hopefully today.
No. 515830
>>515825It's probably scary how aware she is, but still sucks his dick. Almost like shes actually a terrible person who supports his shit behavior.
>>515828Lol for real. This is what I'm saying is going to happen if she ever does leave him or he breaks up with her. Idiots are going to flock up her asshole, just how she wants even though there is years of proof of her being a shit person herself.
No. 515831
>>515823Well you were replying to me so it was my assumption. My apologies.
Though if we’re being real, this video was funny but it’s not exactly like she can make a lot of these videos before it gets old. How many videos could she make dissing onision before she gets scared, and what else has she got to diss? She only seems to be funny when she’s making fun of someone so I don’t see her newfound humour translating well into any other new videos.
No. 515833
>>515811This is a spectacle, not a cause. We are not trying to effect any kind of outcome either ultimately or with individual videos. If you are inclined to think this is some sort of cause, then tumblr may be more your speed.
Not doing anything about the things she complains about normalizes it. Normal people complain their partner doesn't put lids on all the way, leaves the cap off the toothpaste, they snore, etc. not that their partner is a manipulative sociopath who will do anything to get what he wants even if it is cheating on their spouse. All these things are literally "normal" to her not because they are but because they have been a part of her very public life. The video is pretty fucked up in itself but even more so when you consider she doesn't even think TWICE about putting all these things in a video. Because they are normal. to her.
And yeah she left in the end of the video but I think you missed the part that Greg didn't even notice.
No. 515838
>>515831I can agree. I think most anons weren't actually expecting her to go as "far" as she did and it was a relative breath of fresh air from the swamp trailer. I personally enjoyed it as it was brutally honest, kind of shocking coming from her, but if she were to make something similar, she'd have to try not to be too repetitive like her gay husband is with his sketches - doubtful she can achieve that.
She may have mocked herself in the process but that's what makes it all the more funny tbh.
Now let's eagerly wait for gay prom.
No. 515867
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So apparently Onision got a "sponsorship"… from FatBecca. She's paying him £4.99/month according to the tweet he retweeted. So, now everyone has the option of paying for content on his Patreon and donating to his channel! I wonder how many nitwits will do this.
No. 515871
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>You guiz I'm so edgy I can't believe it!It's literally a "How I Met Your Mother" sketch that is so poorly done and nonsensical that I barely understood the point, but it's basically "I stalked and raped your Mom- TWICE!"
Edgy shrieking is so funny guys.
https://hooktube.com/hu3Dq079RrQAlso it looks like he injured his hand jerking off.
No. 515881
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I'm guessing an "overuse" injury from a marathon hentai session.
No. 515886
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>>515878The "perks" you get for a monthly $4.99 sponsorship of his channel.
No. 515892
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He's just uploaded a DDLB video because he apparently can't stop with his obsession on this topic.
Kekked at this one though.
No. 515926
>>515920Lol there are people here thinking shes suddenly "woke" and will leave him. But all the video does is confirm that shes aware of all his shitty actions but still makes excuses for him.
And there are clearly lamey stans in here getting butthurt defensive if you dont agree that she is so hilarious and this is the funniest video ever. And if you dont think she wrote all the comedy/script herself, how dare you not acknowledge her education and online college degree??? Theres no reason to get that defensive unless you are stuck up her ass. People need to hide their stanning better.
No. 515927
>>515919Exactly, fucking thank you! And I know what you mean. I don’t think she even cares about Billie, though. I feel like she was using her for the skit to passive aggressively attack him for what he did, but I think she still blames Billie. She just doesn’t like talking about Billie, otherwise she’d probably act out more about Billie and Greg.
>>515925And yet he’s still fucking on Twitter even though they supposedly ban people for things they do outside of Twitch as well. Twitch And Patreon don’t care and they are allowing this fuck to make money on their platforms.
No. 515928
>>515926You are seriously reaching and sound ignorant as fuck. No one here is stanning Lainey. Everytime someone says this I have a feeling you’re a newfag trying to fit in or something. Just shut the fuck up, kek. No one did anything you just said. Stop reaching and bitching about it. You’re probably one of the anons that waste money subsribing to these two and are trying to compensate for it.
Because someone has the balls to come on here and give an honest opinion that isn’t followed by “I hate them, but” doesn’t mean they are a newfag or stanning. They just aren’t miserable cunts who try as hard as they can to find every little thing to nitpick about Lainey and Greg. We all dislike them, that’s why we are even fucking here. Half the time the ones who are being honest and being shitted on for it are the ones who make the threads for you lazy fucks.
No. 515929
>>515925It's just comedy anon. Have you even heard what those pedos shane and pewdiepie have joked about??!! They are clearly attracted to kids and you don't care about that, but care about this innocent comedy skit??? btw ignore that he said he'd never joke about rape in the past!
>>515927I think she 100% knew at the time that onion was partially to blame, but she had been seething with rage at billie the entire time and was going to take any opportunity to kick her out. She clearly only told billie to reject him to "test" whose side she was on. And when she saw something onion finally was angry with billie about (weed lol), she quickly teamed with him to attack her as much as possible to get her to leave for good, even if she knew onion was in the wrong. She never cared about billie.
The most fucked part is how fucked in the head she was to pretend how heartbroken over billie she was to garner sympathy when you could see she didn't give a single fuck about her. And was posting smug selfies and flashing her ring overjoyed she "won" and was getting sympathy she wanted.
>>515928okay lainey stan. You're the only one ranting and raving about this for ages and you're the same person constantly going on about people being "miserable cunts" for not thinking her video is sooo funny. LOL. Im sure onion will give you asspats for your choice of words and "honest opinion" as well.
No. 515947
>>515932Probably because Shane did it. He had a massively popular video where he went and met back up with his dad and talked through the traumatic things of his childhood and his dad apologized, Shane forgave him and they have a relationship now.
Tl;Dr. Shane did it, those tags will probably make his video suggested to those watching shanes.
No. 515968
>>515953Exactly. If you've been following this trainwreck long enough, you have likely been disappointed by lainey for the millionth time when you thought "this has to be the last straw. who would stay with someone who does that?" and the next day shes posting about him being her soulmate and flashing her ring. There really is NO hope for her and I think he will end up dumping her in the end or it will happen 5-10 years down the line.
>>515954I guess the threat is onion will reveal all the shit she said/done in the past and paint the picture of lainey being the terrible one like he tries to do with all his ex's, but I hardly doubt worrying about being exposed is the reason she stays with him. I think she truly doesn't mind the shit he does as long as he stays with her and gives her occasional lovebombs. She thinks she can control him and win over all the girls because he will come back to her in the end because shes the only one who doormats enough for him. She believes shes the only one who truly knows and understands him.
No. 515971
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Here we go again. If you're not paying him or giving him constant asspats, LGH doesn't want to have to endure your presence or be exposed to your thoughts.
He's got to be the thinnest skinned little twunt in the universe.
No. 515973
>>515929Not the anon you were referring to, but it's obvious that other anons find the video somewhat funny. Noone is stanning. Look at all the replies after the video was posted here. You are saying that they are all the same person? Get real. She's ugly and stupid and a doormat and noone likes her, but people aren't 'stans' if they like
one video. There's a bunch of people that find the video entertaining in comparison to her boring makeup shit and there's a bunch of people who agree with you and think it's shit. Quit autistically screeching at anons thinking they are all one person.
>>515971Wow. He's such a baby. I wonder what
triggered the unfollow spree this time? It would be interesting to see the people that he leaves on follow.
No. 515974
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As if he's somehow "chosen" happiness over being rich, famous and successful kek. His audience has outgrown him, YouTube is tired of his shit and he's hundreds of thousands of dollars in debt to the IRS because he's an idiot.
If being "happy" means making pathetic videos in your swamp hut pointing a gun at your head, "comedy" where stalking and rape is the punchline, accusing successful people of pedophila, or trying desperately to appeal to edgy teens while you're a sad old dude in your 30's: I think I'd rather be "unhappy".
No. 515976
>>515974Didn't he bitch at Pewdiepie's video recently and whinge several times 'Why is this millionaire complaining!?'
Not to mention he constantly equates money to happiness in many videos. He and Lame are materialistic money whores who don't know happiness OUTSIDE of money. What on earth is he talking about?
No. 515980
>>515977Just like truly honest people don't need to mention how honest they are every video and post.
It's almost like everything he says is the opposite of reality. He must really be a pedophile then.
No. 515983
>>515973I think you missed the point. Some anons found it funny and that was fine. It was the anon going on about "you can't possibly not find it funny you miserable cunts why are you finding any fault with it just because you hate lainey!!!"that was ridiculous.
>>515974Hes only happy being rich and famous. He'd trade in lameo, both his kids, and all his pets to get back to getting millions of views per video. I like how now that he lost his fame and can't flaunt "you must listen to me because i get more viewss!!" bullshit he just goes on about "happiness"
No. 515992
>>515822OMG I saw that, Also the fact he wants to help a graveyardgirl because her views are tanking. I bet grease is going to be salty as fuck over it.
(Sorry for OT)
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>>515983Even if he went back to getting millions of views (which he never, ever will, unless divorce gate finally happens), he would still be royalty buttfucked by the IRS. The idiot would think that if he was making a bunch of money again he could get away with his usual bullshit and think he’s superior to his fans, his hayturz, other YouTubers, and the pesky government. He never learns.
No. 516001
>>515947You're probably right, anon. Pathetic how he's trying to piggyback off of Shane's success while
still insinuating that he's a pedo.
He's so jealous and desperate for views, but instead of actually taking inspiration from the fact that Shane has worked to change his content to appeal to his audience and comply with YouTube's guidelines he's trying to siphon viewers.
At every turn he reveals himself to be an arrogant, hypocritical dipshit.
No. 516005
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Yet another video rating patron's appearances after a week of virtue signalling on Twitter about how looks don't matter and personality is everything.
Of course he had to take an opportunity to plug the new sponsorship program to make sure he gets every last nickel and dime out of their lunch money.
No. 516008
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Wears full face masks after his monthly Botox injections
Uses a B&W filter after he fucks up his hair and looks like a ridiculous clown with orange hair.
Has now resorted to wearing wigs during his gaming streams because he regrets shaving off all his hair and looking like a school shooter.
No. 516009
>>515974>I rather be happy than rich, but since I can’t find happiness no matter what I do, I might as well try my hardest to get rich by begging for money from kids who’s parents actually work for it.>>515973Exactly.
>>515983You know instead of getting offended and sperging out anytime you see something an anon posts that clearly
triggers you, you
could just ignore it and respond to the many other posts. It takes more than one person to derail with infighting. So don’t participate and just try to not let things get to you.
No. 516018
>>516008This is so true!!! There's so many random things he's doing at the moment to suggest that he regrets the whole head shaving thing.
He seems to be attempting to 'dress up' more also. Notice he's back to wearing the ill fitting suits/suspenders and collared shirts. It makes me laugh that he thinks it will dress him up and distract everyone from his oversized caveman toddler midget egg shrek head.
Like yeah, suits always make guys look a little bit more attractive, but his suits and 'formal wear' are the worst fit and always look lumpy and unironed and dated. Maybe just maybe if he got a better,expensive,more fitted, modern suit he might look better, rather than some guy that got a shitty lumpy suit from a dead granpa's closet.
Even then, it's just retarded because he never leaves his house. Why the fuck would you wear that in a video? At least review brah wears suits on the daily and his outfits look polished and put together.
Greg just looks like a tryhard.
No. 516020
>>516019Kind of glad he didn't though because I can imagine the humble bragging and made up compliments that he looks like an anime character or trunks from DBZ.
Just like how he thinks he looks like L with black hair.
No. 516043
>>516033Anon, that’s because he
is the result of inbreeding and home “education”.
No. 516044
>>516039>I still can’t believe she’s only 23 and raising 2 kids with a creepy piece of shitAh yes, the definition of a white trash family.
Im sure if she divorced Gorg her dad would 100% open his house for her. But she doesnt deserve that cause shes such a piece of shit too.
No. 516051
>>516046She has said in a video that she would only consider leaving him if he hurt the children.
I assume she means physically and not emotionally because that ship has definitely already sailed :(
Really, though… she isn't going anywhere. This is all she knows and what she has been conditioned to accept as normal. That being said, she has a support system (her family) that she refuses, so she made her own bed… and now she's forced to cosleep with her children in it while her husband jerks off in the garage.
No. 516104
>>516087i wonder if maybe something will break them up that NONE of us would've thought of.
like something completely minor and stupid, that actually leads to a huge fight.
i recon they'd never break up for legit reasons like him hitting his child or cheating or anything that's got to do with finances - it'll have to be something petty that pushes them over the edge.
No. 516107
>>516104(samefag)
i just remembered, that in her 10 things video, she left him because he ignored her.
she could've left him after he screamed at her some more, called her a cunt again - but instead, it was him ignoring her.
i'm aware the point of her leaving him was that he wouldn't notice.
she could've brought that point across with him screaming at her, too tho:
him just going on, screaming while she calmly says "I'm leaving" and him not noticing she's gone at all.
No. 516130
>>516128I've seen it and enjoyed it. Have liked her previous vids too.
Brutal
No. 516141
How did onision get his 2 million subs back so quickly after he switched his channel to paid and posted the video of him deleting all his subs to accomplish that?
Did YouTube allow him to turn back time to regain them after he decided not to stay paid?
My tinfoil theory is that he bought maybe a million or so subs.. thinking it would help him get back to where he was,when in actuality it messes with the algorithm an insane amount.
Once I used to use this app on instagram where you basically follow someone for a follow, it was all around the world so I would be gaining thousands of followers from a lot of poorer countries and different demographics, ages, genders etc, so the algorithm could no longer recommend me to a certain category or specific demographic (which used to happen a lot as it was a trendy fashion company) .. it pretty much ruined the whole account, even though I had a ton of real, local followers before all that happened I was no longer making my way into people's home pages that had liked similar posts, meaning my posts stopped ever going viral shortly after that point.
Is it possible Greg tried to buy his way back to his old status? Which screwed up the YouTube algorithm even more so?
I just find it hard to believe someone with 2 mil subs is getting far less views per video than a bunch of youtubers I follow that have 300k or less subscribers. Plus Greg has the upper hand of haters that don't even sub to him watching his videos too, but still his view count is laughable. I understand everyone is suffering.. and losing some views and whatnot, but I follow tons of people around the 1 million mark and they still get hundreds of thousands of views per video where Greg is conjuring up a pissy, joke worthy, 30k per video. The numbers just don't add up.
I don't believe YouTube could have messed up his channel THAT badly through adpololapse. I mean even channels that post a lot of risqué demonitisable content still weren't affected to that extent.
He must have screwed it up somehow himself through buying fake views, likes and follows.
What were his views like before he changed his channel to paid, then back?
I'm starting to wonder if he always bought some views and followers but back in the day, it didn't affect your account negatively because the algorithm was less advanced back then.
No. 516146
>>516141I was under the impression that changing to a paid channel didn't ACTUALLY delete his subscribers,it just looked like it did, as a bunch of people were automatically charged without resubscribing.
His views had been declining since before the paid channel fiasco, and I believe the decline stayed steady and on track even after the paid channel nonsense.
He may have "2 million subscribers", but I suspect a good amount of them are dead accounts. Another sizable chunk are probably people who are subscribed, but never bother watching or interacting with his videos, so they stop being recommended. People who watch (at least some)of his videos are over-saturated with contact, and as such don't bother watching all of it (especially since a lot of it is the same, rehashed jokes).
tl;dr: nothing wrong with the algorithm, Onions shitty content was it's own downfall.
No. 516147
>>516146changing the channel to paid didn't delete it, but Shreglord actually deleted the subscribers manually
remembering it brings a tear of laughter to my eye. ah, good times.
No. 516154
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Lame posted her 10 things I love about Onision video and now she's hearting all the comments that kiss her ass just like gronk now
No. 516158
>>516156lol
someones got hurt feelings about the subject matter
No. 516161
>>516158Not really, I think Lainey is a dumb enabler.
It's just that I can't be the only one to see there's something very wrong with the thing making the video. Unless it was a "Oil Wife" self post in the first place.
But the video it self is very well researched.
No. 516162
>>516161You should go over to /snow and start an Oil Wife thread.
Im sure it will be SUPER popular
No. 516168
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What the hell is that red thing on his head? It's huge!
No. 516169
>>516128Is she another Joy Sparkle coming up?
>>515971Wow spectacular ability to ruin his own career. Once his twitter becomes a perk he's prolly gonna say he "needs another break from social media" too kek
No. 516174
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>>516168It looks like cherry angiomas, my mom has them but hers are very small, like the size of a BB. His look about the size of a dime. Its sort of like a liver spot, age spot but raised and slightly redder.
But because his is so large and irregular I really think Greg should see a doctor about those.
No. 516175
>>516169>she another Joy SparkleOh god I hope so. I loved that she got so obsessed and made Onionboi her lifes work.
Yes Joy was ended up being as psychotic as Ogreg, but it was still fun watching them go at each other, kinda like watching the usual wacko on the subway train meet a new upcoming wacko, and they fight.
No. 516188
>>516184My dream-
Shane emails Greg telling him that hes trying to help fellow YTubers that are having problems with their youtube careers and would like to set up a time to fly down to Washington and have a collab with him,
Sets up the date and time, then ghosts Greg again.
No. 516195
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>>516179The face of a man totally not bothered
No. 516196
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>>516195Not to copy the image above but this was another good expression. To me it says are-you-actually-telling-people-how-shitty-and-abusive-I-am-to-you??
No. 516202
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Extremely not bothered.
No. 516211
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>>516196it honestly looks like he's about to cry??
No. 516212
>>516211At the end he basically said he's crying.
Lil bitch.
No. 516217
>>516212I actually 100% believe the video made him choke up/cry a bit.
My only question is, did he
A) fake cry on purpose to get sympathy from viewers
B) cry bc he’s embarrassed that she’d out his disgusting abusive behavior to the world and feels a tiny bit ashamed
C) cry because he had a moment of self awareness for once in his life
No. 516219
>>516217I'm not sure Shreg is capable of self-awareness or shame.
Could also be:
D) He's just upset that Lainey roasted him so hard and it's all so true.
E) He's realizing his wife is funnier than he ever was and ever will be.
No. 516222
>>516216Now come on, youre judging the size of his hands because theyre next to his giant potato head.
Im sure he has normal sized hands.
No. 516223
>>516184Wow his "reaction" video is such a cop-out… He basically didn't react at all besides doing a fake giggle at the insults? Don't people usually add their own quips so it's not just a boring re-upload?
Who am I kidding, he's probably glad that Plainey's video got his own channel a freebie. Less work for the melanoma-ridden loser. I'm sure he doesn't like Madison any more than before tho, kek.
No. 516247
>>516161Shout out to the farms at 27min so it very well could have been
>thanks to all the people whove been following them and put together all the information, research and screenshots blahblahblahNot many views either
No. 516248
>>516162>>516158>>516151>>516128Oh my god I'm seeing this selfposty oil wife life shit everywhere and her channel is a shit show, seriously gossip videos always get ghosted when they're directly linked in threads here because nobody cares, and these replies all sound like they're from the same person
Stop trying to make oil wife life happen you retard it's not going to happen
>>516217I think because he finally realised she is more relevant and funny than he is, and that the reception of this video was her fans laughing at him with her.
His video was pure vitriolic spastic insult shouting which removed the grounds for any semi real points he could have made. Hers was subtle and well done and I don't doubt it hit a nerve or several
No. 516252
>>516223I think it was that whole thing where he was shocked into silence; I doubt he thought she had it in her.
I definitely think he’s going to be pulling some pass agg shit in the house for a while. I’ll bet he spends more time online looking for asspats than usual.
No. 516259
>>516217>>516231>>516218Yeah, I agree with all of these. It seems like a moment where he realizes all his manipulation and lies aren’t as clever or opaque as he thought and he isn’t the smartest guy in the world with everyone else as his pawns. Lainey laid out all the stuff he does:
Verbally abuse her
Be overly sensitive and try to manipulate his audience for sympathy with his stupid b&w filter and sad music
Be self involved and not funny
betray her with new girls and not for the “noble reasons” he’s referenced before like letting Lainey “explore” her sexuality or help a young, hot girl out of a bad home situation.
She lays all of it bare and makes him look like a morally-corrupt, pathetic man. He tries so hard to appear as this “warrior of truth” who is the best person and smarter than everyone but it’s just not true. I think that’s the reason it’s embarrassing for him.
No. 516260
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>>516252i bet you hes immature enough to do these things x2 "as a joke" when really its cause hes pissed she called him out on it.
>Greg why wont you answer my texts?>Youuuuuu implied i ignore you so im only doing what youuuuuu say i do!!! No. 516270
>>516179The fake hyena laugh is a dead giveaway. His real laugh is much more low pitched. He only pulls out this laugh when he's
triggered or he's said something obnoxious and is trying to get a rise out of someone.
I've never heard him do the dying hyena as a genuine reaction. Kind of similar to how his voice goes up six octives when he's upset (a good example: when he shrieked at Sh's manager.)
No. 516271
>>516252>I definitely think he’s going to be pulling some pass agg shit in the house for a whileThis is 100% what he's going to do. He
had to respond in a good natured way or risk looking like the thin-skinned loser he is.
He's going to gaslight the shit out of her and be a passive-aggressive dick everytime they have a disagreement now because he's a narcissist with a tender ego who is unable to accept any form of criticism.
The fact that Lainey is being applauded for laying his faults bare to the world is going to eat at him.
No. 516273
>>516223He had nothing to say because it's all so true and makes him look bad to be like "yep i do that". Instead laughing at it makes it look like the shit he does is all in good fun. He totally wanted to say something when she reacted to him saying "im leaving you" by not being bothered. Im sure he wanted to be like "nah, she freaks out going 'YOU'RE ABANDONING ME'". Also when "he" was ignoring her texts while scrolling through twitter, he likely wanted to say something, but stopped himself.
He knows he will look like the bad guy if he shits on her here because its more likely her audience will watch this video of his than other ones, so he kept his mouth shut.
I also think there is no way lameo didn't ask him what she can/can't include in this video. He likely told her to go all out. Hes probably crying with joy that doormat finally did something that wasn't boring as all hell.
No. 516274
>>516218There's no way he's not going to punish Lainey in some fashion for this.
He put on a brave face, but this a man who, even when he
claims to be unbothered and hides "hate" comments, makes sure to publicly shame those who dare criticize him- he's proven this over and over.
This goes double for his fans/patrons. Lest we forget, just a few short days ago he shamed his patron for daring to politely question him about how he handled the AJ situation. He literally told her that "a true fan" wouldn't speak to him like that.
Imagine how he will handle his wife's criticisms behind the scenes? There's definitely going to be some sperging about "loyalty".
No. 516283
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>YouTube needs to change because viewers are being directed to more popular YouTubers they might like better than me! No Fair!
Jfc of all the the things to screech about. It's like he doesn't know how YouTube works, it's a feature most viewers can turn off, and it's generally recommended vids of creators you're already subbed to.
And newsflash, this might work in your favor sometimes if you didn't make such trash.
No. 516296
>>516283Oh this is funny, is he implying that youtube is directing traffic
away from him to bigger channels? He has 2 million subs on his main channel and has been on youtube for a decade, he's got to be in the top creators percentage wise based on subs. He's not the little guy here he's the faded former star lol.
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No. 516302
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He also just tweeted this one. Such a victim. He's a fool in a world of sharks, guiz. Not just a dipshit who didn't pay his taxes.
No. 516305
>>516299Lame was alerted to her pussy husband's tweet, and got concerned. She was all
>now I'm all panicked>it's not gonna help>I can't help>ugh I'm gonna get upset>I've been trying and they're not will - (cuts herself off before saying willing)Hmmm so now she has to play hero and soother to Grease? He keeps refusing therapy? She was genuinely worried, even though he does this all the time. Poor girl seems stronger than him, he's really going to suck all of her youth out.
No. 516308
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>>516302>I'm just an unwitting bystander while my CPA and the evil government is trying to destroy me for NO reason! Now give me more money!Ffs, he's acting like he's not simply paying back the money he
owes. And I have a hard time believing that his CPA is so expensive that he's taken all of LGH's money for months.
Meanwhile, Lainey just got a tattoo, they go out to eat, to movies, etc. They aren't struggling. This is manipulative bullshit yet again.
No. 516317
>>516314No no no! He has nothing, anon! He needs us soooooo much!
What a joke. He’s still way better off than lots of people and yet he has the nerve to moan about his own stupidity for gibsmedat.
No. 516323
>>516299So predictable and ofc he chooses to
tweet about it so he can get maximum asspats from worried teens.
I knew he was going to find a way to publicly shame Lainey for that video, I just didn't expect it to be so immediate and obvious.
No. 516329
>>516302"To keep patrons fully informed"
There is literally no reason to broadcast this information, other than to make people feel sorry for him.
No. 516330
>>516305Honestly I wish she would grow a backbone and call his bluff. Something along the lines of "you agree to get help now or I'm calling 911."
If he actually needs help then he'll receive it, but this manipulative bullshit has to stop. She has young children to care for and it's absolutely ridiculous that she's putting up with these mindgames.
He had no issues calling the authorities and telling them Sh was suicidal while filming the whole thing.
No. 516331
>>516299Damn that foul, disrespectful wench and the children she dare saddle him with! Damn the corrupted government/Turbotax for making him abide by the literally dishonest law! #FreeOnision
He's baiting far too hard for more bleeding heart teenage girls to slide into his DMs/wallet for comfort, it makes me sick. He's not even worth his usual trailer trash.
No. 516332
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peep that juxtaposition kek
No. 516334
>>516146What confuses me with that theory though, is his content has ALWAYS been shit. I've watched videos from his "peak" and they were as lame and unfunny as current ones.
His content hasn't really changed it's always been low grade, almost slapstick bs.
I truly think he used to pay for a huge proportion of views which served him well until YouTube algorithm picked up on it and instead shunned his channel instead of suggested it.
No. 516339
>>516302Most adults in this situation would find a job and sell off the expensive, unnecessary shit they own to get out of the red and support their families.
Not Lainey's gay husband though. Shreg is too stupid, lazy and entitled to do literally
anything except whine about it, yet he expects us to feel sorry for him.
What a joke of a man.
No. 516342
>>516326So do a lot of people, anon.
>>516334But, but, but, he was on Tosh.0 once…
I bet it infuriates him to no end that the grandma of the redhead “gingers do have souls” kid (Porch time with Mema) had way more guest appearances on Tosh than he did.
No. 516343
>>516334It’s not even slapstick, that’s an insult to the genre and there are still plenty of comedians and films who utilize it well. Literally his stuff hasn’t evolved from the 3edgy5u teenage phase he’s never grown out of where like another anon mentioned before, stalking and rape are punchlines. But don’t forget murder too, especially when it’s your significant other!
Keep rotting, you greasy, microdicked scumbag.
No. 516361
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>>516302Ffs, he literally just saw the video where she called him out for this behavior lol.
No. 516375
>>516141I feel like Onion has the same approach to everything, tries to do something to benefit him (ex. Buying views/subscribers, dying his hair, cutting corners on taxes) but it ends up biting him in the ass in the long-term, he tries to fix it, doesn't work, after a bunch of rants and attempts at fixing it,he admits defeat and looks for help. He got help with the taxes, shaved off his terrible mop of hair, now what's he gonna do to fix his multiple dying channels? Nobody wants to really help him. He's not on YouTube's radar anymore, and he's basically this small little speck that's ignored by the community.
No. 516376
>>516270Just caught up on the thread from last night and was literally about to type that. He only does the fake gay sounding hyena laugh when he's
triggered. Notice how much he laughs like that whenever he's arguing with someone in a debate, or when someone says something he doesn't like. It's a defence mechanism so he doesn't cry or get angry. He also does it in arguments when he's trying to make the other person feel small.
You are so right anon, the hyena laugh is not an authentic laugh, he laughs COMPLETELY differently when he actually finds something funny. Compare videos where he's laughing with Billie and others where he's laughing in a debate and it's insane to see the difference!!!!
No. 516381
>>516302You know, most people would just get a second job.
Fucking entitled cunt.
No. 516390
>>516377>he's annoyed that Lamey is making funny contentMaybe the only hope they'll ever divorce after all is not by Lainey growing a backbone, but by the Onion feeling emasculated in case she keeps up with releasing better content than him.
I mean, it happens in Hollywood whenever the wife gets more prizes than the husband, even though we are talking about swamp scale here.
No. 516392
>>516390Oh I have no doubts anon, he can't stand being second banana. Even in Lainey's videos he tries to steal the spotlight. He has to be the best and the attention and praise must go to him at all times. The only times he puts the attention on Lainey is when he is in damage control and needs to distract from his latest scandal. He didn't mind her outdoing him on youtube for now because it pays the bills and he knows that people still shit on her content and say her makeup is ugly. If she starts making GOOD content however, he will get
triggered for sure.
No. 516402
>>516390Doubt that will cause a divorce. He probably hates that people like her better, but the only reason he probably stays with her is because shes making the money while his channels are dying. Also why he keeps being in her videos in hopes he can get her fans to watch his content too. He wouldn't be able to stand it if he dumps her and her channels grow while his die.
The only way he'd dump her is if he gets a replacement that will help him get back his fame. I think he gave up on Sam very fast because he didn't see her helping his views and he wanted a girl who would give him immediate fame again. I feel like that's what caused the divorce with skye as well. I dont think a plain fangirl would have done it. Shiloh liked him AND she had some fame with her singing at the time and could be fun/help him with videos on top of being young and fresh. And that was when he wasn't even struggling. He wants that now more than ever.
No. 516408
>>516376Once you start noticing it, it becomes so obvious and it's impossible to ignore. He's so predictable.
He's got a million tells, although I'm sure he
thinks he could outsmart anyone it's too bad he hasn't taken up poker so we could watch him lose the last remaining bits of wealth he has left.
No. 516409
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>M-muh chemistry! Muh configuration!
He only posted this because people reported his suicide baiting tweet, kek.
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Alright who wants to take one for the team?
No. 516415
>>516409Ofc he just had to express these feelings
right after his wife got tons of positive attention for reaming him in her video.
The amount of asspats in the comments from worried teens is truly sickening.
The last thing they need to be expending energy on is a childish, manipulative grown man who spends his days crying for their parents' hard earned money to fund his lavish lifestyle.
No. 516418
>>516413Did he really just call himself a GRUNT???
He never deployed! Never saw combat! He never went into an actual war zone. He is so obnoxious. He was a straight up POG.
No. 516420
>>516413it's everyone else's fault and not mine.
lost of virtue signaling for a guy who tried to get one over on the govmt.
No. 516424
>>516421Greg has said several times that someone like Pewdiepie isn't "allowed" to complain because he has money. He thinks more money = more happiness, regardless of how many tweets he makes to insist that he believes the opposite; Greg seriously doesn't shut the fuck up about his money woes these days, ever. Therefore, it's safe to assume Greg's "sadness" would be washed away, in his mind, by a huge influx of money. What a wise, enlightened individual! Glad he's learned so much in this past decade.
>Starts talking about the military, someone said he was "oozing of dirtbag"Ah yeah, he's mentioned this so, soooo many times, the "oozing of dirtbag" comment. It REALLY
triggers him, so if anyone wants to give him his own #justonemorebootypic…
As for the end, Greg, you don't "tell it like it is." You're still telling people, over a year after the fact, that Billie's nude massage was "platonic," so "you can shut the fuck up, can't you?"
And you're free to talk about your own "depression" but STOP speaking about how the "human species in general" works you uneducated clown, you don't know shit.
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>>516424>>516421(From his Patreon main page) Greg thinks the cure for depressed, suicidal people is to invalidate the weight of their pain and convince them their problems aren't real. So next time he bitches that people are hurting him by doubting the "honesty" of his claims about his struggles, remember, that's exactly what he thinks other people deserve.
Also, we haven't forgotten that his undying fan Becca (who is a horrible bitch) reached out to him when feeling this low and he was horrible to her, sooo….
No. 516428
>>516427>Also, we haven't forgotten that his undying fan Becca (who is a horrible bitch) reached out to him when feeling this low and he was horrible to her, sooo….I remember that, and what he said to her.
DRAMA = NOT INTERESTED.
No. 516431
>>516409He talks about how it's his "chemistry" that makes him depressed, but refuses to take meds for it?
I guess it's more profitable to be depressed and suicidal
No. 516433
>>516431He's a grown man in his 30's running on a heady mix of handouts, asspats from insecure teens and victimhood.
Get your shit together, Shregg. This is pathetic, even for you.
No. 516441
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>>516430>some people have friends to talk toPoor friendless Shregg. Through
no fault of his own, he is all alone with absolutely no one to talk to except for his teen fans.
He just wants to be understood by 13 year olds, is that too much to ask???
No. 516446
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>>516441I'm sorry for this but jfc Lainey OPEN YOUR EYES YOU FUCKING DOORMAT. You make psych degrees seem even more worthless than they are! (just kidding, everyone… kinda)
What Greg is doing right now is so transparent, it'd be hilarious if it wasn't also abusive and toxic af
No. 516448
>>516421Jfc I literally couldn't get through this nonsense. He lives in a half-a-million dollar house.
If you defrauded the government out of the money they were owed, you sell all the shit you bought when you were flush and you live like a regular person. It isn't rocket science.
The responsibility to pay your taxes isn't on anyone else and if you don't understand it you either educate yourself or hire someone to do it.
You'd think someone with such a high IQ should grasp such a concept.
No. 516451
>>516413Holy shit. He actually compared his tax situation with slavery.
>that's literally what slavery is, working really really hard every day..and you don't see a dime of it!What the fuck. Paying what you owe and living in luxury isn't slavery, you fucking idiot.
No. 516454
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Just noticed that 2 hours after Shregg's existential crisis, Lainey posted these selfies.
These two have to be the most self-involved people on the planet.
As a side note, wtf is she doing? Picking her ear in the first one and looking like she just spat up a hairball in the second. I will never understand her.
No. 516485
>>516454She's looking okay in this.
>>516441He's doing exactly what Plainey said he will do in her video, and I don't doubt it's because his feefees are hurt by her video. Talking to youtube how his depression is strong, because someone said a mean thing to him. That's hilarious.
No. 516487
>>516365Really? You don’t say…
So a lot of anons were saying LGH was gonna cry and that he didn’t have much of a reaction and I agree. He definitely was about to cry and he even said he was tearing up which is just pathetic. As for the lack of a reaction it’s obvious he was really upset by the video and that everything Lainey portrayed him as was 100% spot on. When Lainey reacted to his video about her she kept pausing it and arguing “points” he made. He didn’t say shit though. He laughed at some parts, but he had absolutely nothing to say. Which is funny because that’s all he ever does, is rage in video after video arguing with people. I guess it’s easier to argue someone else’s perspective on you when they don’t live with you. However, Lainey just confirmed everything everyone has ever said and that clearly upset him. Also I know I’m late, but it was a bitch to get through today’s posts.
No. 516492
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Clinical depression my fucking ass.
No. 516498
>>516451How does he
still not understanding that he spent the fucking money he made from 2009-present, he spent money that wasn't his by virtue of misrepresentation. Prince
ss elame needs to learn that she's not allowed to do anything better than shregg
ever. Narcs gonna narc.
No. 516501
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YouTube has removed hundreds of videos promoting EduBirdie. That might explain all these deleted videos from LGH's speaks-channel.
No. 516510
>>516248I for one would welcome another crazy joy sparkle, just because having some woman using his name nonstop and making videos and/or streams about him daily would irk him so badly.
>making money off the onision nameIt just sounds like SOMEONE wants to push down anyone who may start yet another campaign against lainey or greg.
Stop the hate campaign against them, but sprinkle in a little bit of your pretend hate for them too, just to throw everyone off and not look like a stan.
inb4- vehement denial of stan status and more pretend hate for g&l to spin our heads
No. 516525
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>>516524Brush up on things before you try to talk back to the adults.
No. 516531
>>516530You're welcome Pyle.
Keep your ears and eyes open and you'll be amazed at what you'll learn in this big wide world.
No. 516532
>>516530nta but taking it to emails didn't make sense either
>>516531>>516528>>516526stop the cringe
No. 516533
>>516532Well he learned that sounded stupid as well.
Yet another life lesson.
No. 516535
>>516497exactly what i was thinking. her natural freckles look nicer than her attempts at fake freckles, especially her billie-clone ones. Those were god awful.
>>516510I hate the narcs trying to get fame off the onion hate train as much as onions themselves. It's obnoxious. Also his fame is dead so its even sadder at this point. Only "hate" videos i want to see are aldlii's.
>>516524why is it always the person trying to mod other people that can't take their own advice.
>"stop infighting!!" >continues posting and infighting. No. 516536
>>516535take their own advice.
Take your own and stop talking about it and report it.
No. 516555
>>516231He was afraid that she was going to address the fact that he was going to leave the kids to her and take all the money for himself.
Plus God only knows what vile words and actions Greg directed to Lainey when he thought he was getting rid of her in favour of new younger puss.
He was afraid because she did address the Billie issue straight on earlier in the video, and he wasn't at all expecting that, so the "I'm leaving" made him flinch in fear of being exposed.
Luckily for him, Lainey didn't do it because she still doesn't have balls.
No. 516567
>>516454Drawing on the fake Billie-freckles
Why can't this bitch just be herself unapologetically?????
Oh yeah, during her formative college years she got trapped by an abusive pedophile with his sperm and last name.
Wonder what shes going to do when Clot grows up?
Steal her clothes, makeup, style, friends, boyfriend's????
Turn a blind eye to Greg's friendly family massages?
Or freak out at the fresh younger prettier girl in the house, and go all Snow white Evil Stepmother on her own daughter?
No. 516570
>>516520>watched an anon delete and repost something several times>"Do U wATch HeRe cONstantLy LEL dANce FoR ME">>516526>>516530>>516528wtf lmao
onion board smells like summerfags and spergs, i wonder if the shane thing brought a load of tards here?
Does anyone think Onion will just have to comment about Shane's video with Graveyard Girl? I wonder if it makes his blood boil that Shane is traveling and meeting people and trying to.. do good or something, helping people. I wonder if he expected shane to reach out to him, to revive his dying channel in this time of financial hardship~
>>516567Actually, I have genuinely never thought of what will become of her when the kids are grown up. Having a kid of each gender is rough because it covers all the shit ends of every stick.
>Lame is eternally jealous of Clot, and always wants to make sure onion doesn't give clot more attention than lame>Onion will shame the fuck out of Cloot and raise her to have horrible emotional and body image issues and try to control her as that's what he does with girls
>Trot will get horrible verbal beating from his dad who is constantly afraid of other males being better than him, onion will not hold back on him at all, maybe hitting him or kicking him out on occasion>lame will stand by and watch bc god forbid she ever directly confront gerg No. 516581
>>516572I would think this would be an issue when C gets older, not now. She's an innocent baby right now, but she will eventually become a young woman, and that's when lame's jealousy may rear it's ugly head. I don't think C will be the jealousy target, rather, it will be her friends, whom she will quickly not be allowed to have.
>>516575Hear hear Anon!
No. 516587
>>516581this is what i meant in that post above, you explained better than i could though!
>>514842i realllly truly believe lainey would love to be a mom vlogger. it would bring a lot of views including from those curious about their kids all this time, and she often posts little hints like this, even though this is older, whereas onion has never alluded to anything like these sentimental things
No. 516621
>>516607>>516607Was…this meant to be a reply to my post? I never said she was a good mother or intelligent on it or that she should be a mom blogger, lol
God I still can't believe she said that
No. 516631
>>516254I honestly hope LGH didn't okay the video because I recall Lainey never got to okay the one he made about her. Plus half of the things she put in there probably wouldn't be there if he okay'd it.
>>516413>I'm sorry I have this disability (depression)Are you kidding? LGH wouldn't know depression if it hit him in the face.
No. 516684
>>516683see
>>516128and half the comments since.
No. 516689
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Greases phone case
No. 516697
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YouTube is out to get him, guiz! This has nothing to do with his trash content, waving guns around and sexualizing his young patrons, they are BLINDLY demonitizing him for no good reason! They hate poor innocent Shregg!
No. 516700
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>>516683This bird is the worst!! I’m from the Berta. I work in oil and gas, married to a rig pig. Along with 90% of the Alberta population. Bitch you ain’t special. Your video wasn’t special either. Get over yourself
(off topic) No. 516709
>>516705Samefag I commented and deleted because I wanted to include a screenshot of her delusional superiority comparing herself to a military wife. She married a rig pig has his kids, that’s all. She didn’t achieve or work towards anything. I married a rigger to along with at least 80% of my community. Employed in the petroleum industry, but I actually had to
Work towards that and earn that title. Girl ANYBODY can make babies.
(derailing & blogposting) No. 516712
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Now that he's recovered from his crisis, he's back to sperging about youtube on Twitter and demeaning the appearance of his patrons.
He's not content unless he's either throwing a tantrum about something or pointing out other people's flaws. Such a piece of shit.
This is his 2nd video about goths in a week, why is he so obsessed with this? I would link the hooktube but it's literally the same shit as every other video ranking on people's looks. Suicide jokes, drug jokes, even a super fresh Logan Paul suicide forest joke! So hip and relevant!
No. 516720
>>516689But anon,
all the money his patrons send him go straight to his money-hungry CPA and the evil government who tricked him by not catching his super honest mistake earlier!
He wouldn't mislead his fans! This obviously must have fallen out of the sky because he's
barely able to put cheerios on the table for his family!
No. 516723
>>516597I'd watch for the dysfunctional mothering.
>>516709>Girl ANYBODY can make babiesBut anon, you have to give it to her.
It's not everybody that can have babies while being an middle aged ana-chan.
No. 516724
>>516697Hey Shingly Shreg
If Youtube ever becomes sentient and I happen to catch them saying that they care about their creators and their viewers, rest assured that they will be more than properly thanked for keeping more minors safe from that predatory pedophile Onision by actively removing your (Onision's) questionable content, and therby forcing you, Onision to get a regular ole J-O-B.
A job far far away from the public eye. Maybe you can get a job at Target so Lainey can get a discount. Maybe Olive Garden instead, that way you can bring leftovers to feed the family.
No. 516728
>>516712These kinds of videos are very rich coming from a self proclaimed high school goth (i.e. outcasted "school shooter" more like). It's not an LGH video without:
>shitting on fat people>mocking one of his ex "friends" such as Social Dipshit Horseface (funny how his wife is a carbon copy of him in the appearance department)>reminding everyone about his ex girlfriends, especially love of his life Sh (be mad Lameo) and Adrienne, a bit of Billie and some random ass girls he dated before fame>faking self awareness for being (a bit) racist>making an outdated meme joke (Logan Paul scandal)>being a general moron (since when are emos, scenesters, edgy normies automatically goth?)And then he wonders why people don't like his content anymore…
No. 516729
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Shregg has moved on from his cutting edge memes, guys. He's diving in head-first into the exciting and LIT world of gifs. He's already posted two on Twitter today.
This, coupled with his ever so current Suicide Forest jokes has made him super relevant and I'm sure he will drowning in teen vagina any moment now. I am shooketh.
No. 516759
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Here's a transcript of his whiny new video.
>I Want To Be Understoodhttps://hooktube.com/watch?v=-LyklYiJ9-4
>Hey you guys. So recently I tweeted something that was very, uh, conflict-y. A lot of people probably maybe got a little unhappy about it and I just wanted to kinda explain it because Lainey came to me upset about the tweet.
>First off, I, I meant the tweet, okay? What I said was very very real, very very raw. I’m the type of person who is, um, uh, very fickle or something like that when it comes to the struggles of life and what I’m willing to endure. Um, but before we continue, I just want to say to anybody who’s not looking to get bummed out or anything, please don’t watch this video. It might be uplifting at the end so you could skip to the end, but right now we’re just gonna cover stuff that’s like really, it’s a sore spot for me, and I just, I want to be positive, but I also want to be real and honest with you guys, etc.
>Um, I’m a real sensitive guy, believe it or not, with uh, right and wrong, um, and some of you can roll your eyes because you think you know me etc. but let me put it to you this way. Uh, when it comes to money and when it comes to how people treat each other, uh, etc., it in my opinion needs to be fair, like, uh, back when I was in the military, back when I first had a major episode, people were being very unfair to me and what I mean, uh, what I mean by this is like, I was given an order, I followed that order because it was a very high-ranking individual and uh, the other people in the military didn’t respect that order, like they didn’t respect the highest-ranking person giving that order. They instead said that I should follow the orders of lower-ranking people, and I was like, ‘Dude, that’s not how it works, you follow the highest-ranking person until you hear otherwise, uh, because that’s the person who gave you the order.’ So I was gonna get, uh, in trouble, uh, my first write-up ever in the military was gonna happen because I followed the highest-ranking person instead of senior Airman, and so that was one of my major episodes that I went through.
>Uh, I also endured another episode because I had been working hard to make it by and a senior master sergeant said that I was ‘oozing of dirtbag,’ and I don’t know why he said that, because I didn’t say anything to him. Like I was just turning in my uh, my weapon at the time and he was like, “You just seem like you’re just trying to make it by and get out when you can, you’re oozing of dirtbag,” and I was already pretty unhappy because the job was not, it’s not optimal for a person’s happiness in general. They treat you like, you know, a number, which you are in the military, um, specifically when you’re a cop or a guard or whatever, when you’re a grunt like I was, so I had a major episode then too, you know, when I felt like people were being unfair, you know, I’m the kid that has to have everything make sense and everything has to be right, you know, uh, like, like the truth must be known and people need to follow the truth and respect the truth, uh, everyone has to be honest all the time and everybody has to do things the way you know, uh, you would want to treat others etc. like if you, if you would want somebody, you know, spilling the beans about you over everything that happens behind the scenes then you, uh, gotta do that to others etc., like everybody just has to be open and honest otherwise, rawr, right?
>We can’t help the way we’re programmed, okay? I’m a human being, you’re a homo-uh, you’re a hominis, you’re a human being as well, okay? So if you’re into, you know, Pokémon and I’m into Digimon, you know, we shouldn’t be mad at each other because we’re into different things, right? ‘Cause neither, you know, hurts anyone, it’s just different things that we’re into. Same goes with flaws that don’t hurt anyone or anything like that. When you want the world to be, you know, justice and honest etc., another person just wants to relax and have everyone love each other, those are two, I think, respectable things, but if you’re just uh… it’s really really difficult living in a world that even the justice system isn’t just. It’s really difficult living in a world where you aspire for that justice, you aspire for honesty and truth etc. and you find people regularly eating each other like we’re all just a bunch of sharks and fish in the water, okay?
>So today I had an episode because I realized—and again, don’t watch this if you don’t wanna hear about my woes, ‘cause I realize a lot of people have problems in the world, a lot of people struggle, uh, like for instance, some people [CUT TO BLACK AND WHITE] don’t even have food on their table. That’s a big deal if you need food, which people typically do. We all have different levels of problems and what’s tragic is we get comfortable with a certain type of lifestyle, like [CUT TO COLOR] for instance me having camera equipment. I get used to that because I’m a YouTuber and I need camera equipment to do what I’m doing. Maybe one day I won’t be able to afford camera equipment or maybe I can afford major motion picture film equipment, I don’t know, but the point is, is that when you build something, you like seeing that thing survive and, and thrive etc. Sometimes that stuff gets burned down and that’s fine, it’s, it’s all about like, accepting these things, you know, and what’s fortunate for a lot of people is it happens all at once, like for instance, you go to a job and you get that job, and you’re there for ten years etc. and then one day you just get fired, and then you mourn for like a week, and then you can move on and get a new job.
>[onscreen text: “BUT MANY OF US ARE NOT SO LUCKY, MANY OF US HAVE TO DEAL WITH ISSUES OVER A MATTER OF YEARS, SO YOU ARE FORCED TO SUFFER FOR FAR LONGER”]
>But when it comes to things like dealing with the government and taxes and so forth, where nobody educated you on how to do them, uh, the government didn’t even educate you want how to properly pay the government or whatever, like what I mean by this is they don’t tell you that where you can only deduct 1/30th of something—yes, that’s right, 1/30th of something—you’re only allowed to deduct over thirty years, you know, like, it’s, it’s, it’s this whole system where like, they say, “Yeah, you can deduct this, this, this and this, that’s fine, unless it’s of a certain amount and then you can only deduct 1/30th…
>[onscreen text: “I WENT TO A GOVERNMENT FUNDED SCHOOL AND THE GOVERNMENT NEVER ONCE EDUCATED ME ON THE 1/30TH RULE. NO OTHER PROGRAM OR ENTITY MADE THIS CLEAR AT ANY POINT TILL IT WAS TOO LATE.”]
>“…so because we didn’t tell you this, go spend your money on other business things and then we’ll try to bill you, but you won’t have that money ‘cause you already spent it on other business things etc.” That doesn’t seem just to me, okay? So then I go and I hire a CPA—a certified public accountant—to take care of this because again, TurboTax, you know, it’s, uh, as the government says, is only meant for, uh, experts.
>[onscreen text: “WHEN THE IRS REP LOOKS YOU IN THE EYES AND SAYS THE SOFTWARE YOU’VE BEEN USING FOR YEARS IS MEANT ONLY FOR EXPERTS, YET TURBOTAX ADVERTISES IT BEING FOR THE AVERAGE AMERICAN, YOU FEEL BETRAYED.”]
>They, that’s what they told me. So then I go to a CPA and the CPA starts billing me $3,000 a month, okay? Well when you’re only making a little bit more than that, you are now paying part of your check to the government still, uh, for future taxes and the other chunk is going to the CPA, so you’re now working for free and you’re sitting here going, ‘Oh my god,’ and people say get a job, but if you get a job you’re gonna get paid less, so now you can’t even afford the CPA, and so then the IRS can just eat you up entirely, so you’re not, you’re between a rock, a hard place, and another rock, and then another rock. There’s just rocks everywhere in hard places, you see what I mean? Like people who try to say, “You know, you’re this, this or this,” in, in a negative way, I feel like, strongly believe, they haven’t properly looked at this situation.
>Um, I, I don’t know how this is all gonna turn out, I really don’t, I don’t, I don’t know how this all works, which is why I have a CPA in the first place uh, to figure this all out for me, but when it’s all said and done I feel like I just spent a bunch of money trying to further my, my, my love, my passion, only to wind up, uh, losing everything that I spent that money on in addition to additional money, like the 20% fee for uh, misfiling and all these other things, and so when you’re looking at all this stuff of like, and the government looks at you and says, “Oh, you’re making 1/10th what you used to, but we’re still gonna pursue you for these, these funds,” and uh, for instance, let’s say you own a house and uh, that house is worth X amount of dollars, um, and they say, “Well since you own that house you, you still have to pay us this,” and you’re like, “So you want me to like, not be able to afford my house anymore, so I have to sell it?” And that’s my situation, you know, you just watched so many things grow and it’s beautiful, and then because you weren’t, nobody told you, you didn’t have a father figure growing up or anything. I was raised by just my mom and my mom never told me about any of this. Uh, I was never educated about any of this. All I knew was, “Make sure you can explain what you’re doing to the the government, okay?” Like, so this has to be strictly this, this has to be strictly this, and what’s funny is almost everyone I’ve talked to is, is suggesting doing things that aren’t honest, and I was like, again with the honesty. In this situation, I cannot do anything but be honest because that’s who I am, okay? And apparently the way you survive in this world is lie, like you, you cut corners and you trick people and you do what you can do to get away with it but that’s not how I want to live, okay? So when people tell me to cut corners to get out of, you know, whatever debt I have or whatever, I’m like, “No, I, I want to pay what’s due and I want to move on with my life.” That’s, that’s what I want to do, but I want to make sure that I’m not being ripped off in the process, you know, like I haven’t been told about certain benefits and so forth. I just like playing the game straight. I want to play the game straight, and I have been playing it as straight as I could, only I realize, “Uh-oh, you didn’t know the secret tiny rule here where you can’t do this, this and this, even though you did it honestly and you did it with the rules that you were aware of in play.”
>Anyway so, um, I, uh, got a bill today for the three thousand something dollars today and I was like, well the last month was completely gone and I feel bad for my patrons because that money is, I mean, I guess the money does go to help, you know, me survive, but like it’s literally going to everybody else. That money that I make, uh, it’s going, it’s going everywhere else, so I’m, I’m like… I mean, ugh, anyway, so I wanted to explain that tweet because yeah, it’s, I, I do behind the smile want to not be alive a lot, and the reason I don’t want to be here is ‘cause I feel like I’m just in a world full of people who are not gonna play it fair, who are not going to give people a fair chance, um, like if, if someone doesn’t know how to, like, let’s say you’re in a game of soccer, right, and you’re playing with them and they don’t know that you can’t, uh, kick the ball twice with the same foot, okay? So you let them do that for, you know, multiple games, uh, until the championship game, and then they, they, they use the right foot multiple times kicking the same ball ‘cause they thought that it was for the rules, but then you start taking off points and you’re like nope, you can’t do that, you’re like, “Why didn’t you tell me sooner? Why didn’t you tell me the moment I did something like that, you know, so I would have been playing it straight [CUT TO BLACK AND WHITE] by your rules and, and everything would be fine now? Why did you wait three to four friggin’ games or whatever to the championship game (shortest season ever, I know) [CUT TO COLOR] just to humiliate me and, and make it so I, I can’t go back now, I can’t redo this season, I can’t, I can’t do anything. I’m just screwed, you know. Why did you play me like that?”
>Anyway so that’s how I feel, and when, when I feel horribly wronged, you know, like I can’t help but stoop into this like, huge depression because I feel like everybody played me wrong and it would be fine, again, if it was all in one day and I got a huge bill and I just had to pay that bill, but the way a lot of people handle things is they stretch it out, so since the beginning, early early portion of last year I’ve been dealing with the same stuff, you know, ongoing, and it’s just, it’s wild to me because it’s like, how could you be happy when you have this, this cloud just hanging over you? This ongoing, like, ‘don’t forget to be unhappy,’ you know, this ‘you’re not making any money anymore and you’re just a slave for us,’ like that’s, that’s what slavery is, is, is like working really really hard every single day and you don’t see a dime of it. [CUT TO BLACK AND WHITE] It’s bizarre.
>So I want I want people to learn from me, you know, please learn from me. Don’t become me. [CUT TO COLOR] Make sure that you never use TurboTax ever, okay? You, well, you get a professional to handle things that you weren’t educated on, uh, and if, if TurboTax tells you, “Yes, you’re fine, go and file these,” like it told me every single year, said, “You won’t get audited or anything like that, you’re fine,” don’t listen to it. TurboTax is absolutely the worst, and it’s because they were not honest with me, and they told me that I was golden and I wasn’t, and now I’m paying fees on top of fees on top of fees and I’m paying, uh, all these things that it weren’t even made obvious to me, uh, for what? Because the, the people that are billing me never even told me that these were the rules. So, you know, it’s not as simple as, you know, ‘if it’s a business expense then write it off,’ it’s not that simple. I thought it was. I thought if something was clearly obviously undeniably for business you could write it off. No. That’s not how it is. At all. You, like, how, how is that not it? You’re trying to survive as a business so you spend almost all your money on business, and then later on they say, “Oh, you know those extremely intense expenses? That’s not business, no no no no no, that’s actually 1/30th business for the next thirty years.” Oh, now I get it. Bizarro world is the world we live in. Okay. So now that all these hundreds of thousands of dollars are dumped into this thing I could have only claimed 1/30th of, and, “Oh, by the way we’re gonna charge you an extra 20% just because you employ yourself instead of someone else employing you, take that, small businesses!” Like it’s just so… hopefully by now you can understand my tweet.
>I am a guy who is so eager to not be in this world hiding behind a smile because this is, this is what adulthood does to you. It’s just, you know, they say the world is unfair and it is. [CUT TO BLACK AND WHITE] As I told you guys, I sold both my cars and uh, the house is going too. We now live in a less expensive house, uh, and I love it here. It’s amazing, it’s a wonderful place, um, and [CUT TO COLOR] I, I expect we’ll be able to afford this place after all is said and done, and there are so much positive to all of this uh, but again it’s the principle and I’m a person of principle and I’m just so angry about it. I’ve been, I had this, this impression of the world and I was given this idea about, “You can succeed if you really put your mind to it, if you really work hard you can succeed, until we tax you 50% of your income and don’t even tell you about it until, you know, these late fees come etc. that you were never warned about, no formal education was given to you, provided to you or anything like that.” Instead I learned about social studies, stuff I’ll never use, instead of learning about my own future and how to deal with it. Ugh.
>Okay so the uplifting part. Uh, I am so grateful for you guys, like even though I’m not getting the views I used to, even though I’m making nowhere near the funds I used to, ‘cause thanks to Adpocalypse being ongoing, thousands of my videos are demonetized right now, so again, all the hard places that I’m in, in the middle of, it’s not just one or the other, it’s, I’m surrounded, um, but even though I’m being hit up in so many different ways, uh, this is the path I want to take. I will be long-run making more doing this than I could potentially be doing anything else. Um, if I did get a regular normal job, I would lose even more, um, because I, I work on this so much more and, uh, I get, I get long-term paid more I think with the way things are going with the CPA long-term. Right now the CPA is very expensive, but we’re setting up a structure that helps me, you know, um, survive the future, in, in a much more educated and responsible way, uh, thanks to knowing about these special rules, um, but I just want to thank you guys so much for being supportive, and I want to thank you so much for uh, helping me make it by by simply watching these silly videos I make, um, and being a patron on patreon dot com slash onision, um, and realizing that nobody knows my life better than me. Nobody knows what’s going on better than me, my spouse, the people directly in my life, and so thank you for listening to the experts on this situation, uh, thank you for trusting in me, um, when people say that I am anything less than trustworthy as far as, you know, telling it like it is when you, when I’m faced with the issue. It’s really funny to me because it’s like, you have no idea, you have no idea how stuck on these principles I am about being honest about what goes on. Yeah, I don’t always treat people with kindness. That’s, that’s real. I call people names, I, I uh, I am very judgmental, okay? I have my flaws, right? But I still, I want to do the right thing, you know, like when it comes to the law—I used to be a cop, okay? So when it comes to like, obeying the law, I’m very very good with this. If I know the law, I obey it. The only thing I don’t do is always go with the speed limit, okay? Totally guilty there, uh, and that’s because I go with traffic, like for instance if it’s—you guys know how it goes, everybody’s going 70 in a 60, do you slow down for, for the sake of principle? Probably not because you want to go with the flow of traffic, you don’t want to make anyone’s day worse. You, you go, yeah, anyway. But my point is, is that I’ve always called myself the most honest YouTuber because I know I am, okay? And people try to like, “Oh this is, this doesn’t match up with this, this and this,” but if they just had a conversation with me they would see how it all connects. They really would. Like, people have had conversations with me, okay? Plenty of times, and it connects and the reason it connects is because that’s kinda how it works when you’re always sticking to one fundamental policy and that is ‘tell it like it is or don’t tell it at all.’
>Anyway, um, on another note, I’m sorry that my haircut has scared a lot of people. I didn’t mean to scare you guys, I just wanted to change, so, uh, I apologize for the length of this video. I just had a lot to talk about and I’m sorry that I’m struggling with sadness, I really am. I don’t want to be sad, I don’t want to be this way, but it’s not a choice, you know, there was a time when somebody, uh, pointed out that I wasn’t diagnosed with chronic depression, I was diagnosed with major depression, which is actually worse than chronic depression but they didn’t point that out. Um, I, I was told I was diagnosed with chronic but if you want to say I’m diagnosed with major that’s fine, it’s very similar, um, but again I don’t want to be sad, I don’t want to be this way, it’s just how I am and I used to laugh when people said depression isn’t something that you can ever cure and then here I am almost ten years later still just struggling, you know, so [CUT TO BLACK AND WHITE] this is the reality of depression. You are so lost in a state of darkness that you can’t even function anymore. It is an all-encompassing anti-evolutionary disease of the mind, okay? [CUT TO COLOR] Like it doesn’t make any sense why you would want to end it. It doesn’t. That doesn’t follow evolution at all. If evolution was in effect for all people at the most optimal levels, nobody would ever get depressed because it’s self-terminating, you know, it’s an endgame. It, it prevents your seed from being spread, it prevents the forwarding of the human species etc. so it is, it’s a disability without any doubt, and I’m sorry that I have that disability. I’m sorry that I bona fide was diagnosed with it. I’m sorry I couldn’t finish my military term. I only was in three and a half years, uh, in a big way because of it, you know, I, I’m sorry I’m not as efficient of a human being as the majority of people. I don’t know how else to address it, so I will try to be more positive in future videos. Um, and to everyone else out there struggling, I’m sorry. I’m sorry. It’s hard, um, and it doesn’t always have to make sense and you don’t always have to be justified or anything like that, like you could, you could get depressed and want to end it all over your ice cream melting, you know, it’s just, it’s beyond your control. There’s not much to say about it. I’m just sorry, sorry for all of us all, alright. Thank you so much for watching. Squeeze. [tearful sniffle] No. 516774
>>516759The soccer metaphor was hilarious. First off, what? Maybe don't talk about sports you don't understand.
Second, he's mad because they didn't catch him earlier. Imagine a murderer or a rapist being mad that he hadn't been caught for years and is finally being held acountable for those past crimes. "But you let me do it without saying anything and NOW I have to pay for all those crimes you let me get away with? Unfair!"
Maybe a dramatic metaphor, but
the world doesn't revolve around Shregg and the IRS can't babysit you just because you're ignorant or thought you could get away with it. You fucked up, you got caught, quit whining.
No. 516777
>>516709Can you people STFU??
Literally NO ONE CARES.
>>516728But he’s
so depressed anon.
Let him make fun of others so he can cure his depression. It’s the only way.
>>516734I imagine he needs a lot of help. He even mentions that everyone has been telling him to lie his way out of this. Wouldn’t be surprised if they’re telling him he needs to think hard or embellish a little on some of the stupid expenses he wrote off.
>>516759Good lord, you’re a sadist, but thank you anon. Just listening to it was terrible. Transcribing had to be a nightmare.
No. 516780
File: 1525911345243.jpg (47.91 KB, 640x360, olgreg.jpg)
every time i see someone call him Olgreg this is what i think of. they are equally as creepy.
No. 516790
>>516759So Grugly is begrudgingly telling us that he feels like a dumbass sometimes and that he oozes dirtbag? Good to know. I can’t image that phrase turning up with more frequency, good call, Gretchen.
Or should I say oozy dirtbag? Yeah. I think I meant oozing dirtbag.
No. 516801
>>516697It’s probably very unlikely, but I wonder if he could get in legal trouble for having real guns in his videos, since he’s that stupid. Even those hood as fuck rap videos need to have confirmed fake guns in them before they can be published… and I doubt Onion uses fakes cause he’s 3edgy5u.
Anyone still have the pic of him in his garage pointing his AR-15 at the camera and challenging the haturz?
No. 516803
>>516759Again, thank you for your suffering to bring us that anon.
So much bullshit.. whining that school never taught him about taxes. Well Greggy, here’s something for you: tax laws change all the time. Sometimes from year to year. That’s why so many people use CPAs for anything beyond basic taxes. And a lot still go to a tax prep service like H&R Block.
It is for both good and bad. Something that you could claim last year is now not allowable and things that were not allowable claims are ok.
Also, I’ve noticed, narcs tend to use the term “unfair” a lot. But they tend to mean “not Favorable to me”. Trump does that all the time. No concept that something may be perfectly fair that isn’t all that great for you.
No. 516809
>>516767This anon(
>>516766 ) is correct. What you're thinking is double posting.
Also, to the rest of thread, don't bring up "oil wife"(?) again, no one cares.
(Late edit) Disclaimer: mini-modding is still against the rules.
No. 516813
>>516774"If you had caught me earlier I wouldn't have killed all these people, its your fault I'm a murderer!"
Maybe if he had some REAL friends on youtube he probably would have found that most of them probably have CPAs doing their taxes. The fact that he has no friends is really stunting him because he has no outside perspectives. He only surrounds himself with people who enable or agree with him.
No. 516827
>>516759Guess what, Shreg? Most Americans went to government-funded (i.e. public) schools, and the majority of us either figured out how taxes work on our own, or we pay someone else to do it for us. Most Americans don't fuck themselves over on their taxes, and most of us don't make endless YouTube videos and tweets crying about how life is
so unfair, we just fucking pay what we owe and get on with our lives.
And FYI, the 20% or whatever imposed on self-employed people isn't a punishment for owning your own business. People with real jobs have that money withheld before they even get their paychecks. They never see that money. It's assumed that if you own your own business, you're smart enough to know you're supposed to be withholding this money yourself for Social Security, state taxes, and so on. But you're an entitled little baby who doesn't understand how to be an adult because no one spoonfed this shit to you when you were younger, and now you're bitter at everyone else for it, even though the rest of us somehow managed to figure this stuff out on our own.
Sorry you're so stupid, but it's your fault. No one else's.
No. 516828
>>516729Lol notice his gifs and memes only have pics of him with hair.
He KNOWS he looks like shrek
No. 516832
>>516308>>516734It sounds to me like the CPA isn't actually charging him $3,000 per month for his services, he's having Shreg fork over that amount to cover what he
should be withholding on his own (and should have been all along), plus maybe a portion to go toward back taxes to make repayment more manageable. Plus a fee for all the handholding.
No. 516844
>>516759Has a cry about a sergeant calling him a dirtbag and cries about various things that happened during his time in the airforce but then bitched that Sam didn't have what it takes because she cried once over a chat talking about her bad home life.
Okay then.
He's such a pussy.
No. 516849
>>516759'I'M A HUMAN BEANNNN'
Does this idiot not realise the military training is designed to break you down as a person and rebuild you? The sergeant was either just doing their job, or if they really meant it, it's because they could see that he wasn't cut out for it, and resented Shreg for wasting his fucking time.
No. 516853
>>516759He's so entitled about not being educated on taxes. There are people who's parents abuse them and teach them fuck all, yet they get jobs, move out, save and get an education. They teach themselves about taxes and healthcare ect. For fuck's sake, I recently watched a story about a girl who's parent's were orthdox jews and forced her into an arranged marriage at 19. Her husband would beat the life out of her daily and she had noone to turn to. She saved over 40,000 in cash in a fucking cereal box, until she could leave him and completed her university studies ALL BY HERSELF. Yet this cunt cries because noone taught him about taxes and he might have to get a real job that doesn't include him being infront of a camera and posting unfunny ugly videos and selfies to children.
Fuck you Greg! Entitled fucking shrek looking midget.
No. 516854
>>516780Not gonna lie, I would rather live with Ol gregg in a wet cave drinking nothing but baileys than be near Greg for more than 2 minutes.
Ol gregg is just lonely, at least he'd love you. Plus he's kind of talented, with his watercolours and such. Imagine having to put up with the other Greg just talking about himself 24/7.
I can see how you draw similarities though. They are both desperate and both live in a swamp like home kek
No. 516856
>>516759i couldnt even read all this. hes so fucking annoying.
transcript anon deserves a drink
No. 516890
>>516859Hilarious!!!
That fake shmaltzy crying.
That giant forhead conpared to his tiny hands.
Even when he "tries to cry" his head is tilted/cocked to one side, so he's staring with one eye side.
Like, cocking his eye so one is staring at you, and the other eye is busy slipping down the face.
Thats his power move, kek
Kudos anon, that's clips from vastly different time eras, that tooka while.
Just like transcript anon here
>>516759 jesus, you both deserve a high five and a seven and seven.
No. 516914
>>516759>uh, for instance, let’s say you own a house and uh, that house is worth X amount of dollars, um, and they say, “Well since you own that house you, you still have to pay us this,” and you’re like, “So you want me to like, not be able to afford my house anymore, so I have to sell it?” So he downgraded his family to this shitty life so he can look poorer on paper and try to get out of paying back his debt. I knew he had some tax-related motive.
No. 516920
>>516890Funny you noticed that anon, because that sounds like what he described Billie as doing when she apparently 'lies'
Can't remember the video but he said something about her eyes moving in the directions you mentioned.
No. 516929
>>516924this was fantastic, thank you so much, anon.
bless up.
No. 516930
>>516918Onion has legit used this exact logic for being attracted to "underdeveloped girls". And yet, you'd think Mr. Fax Machine would know that it's not 16-20 year olds that are in prime fertility/child rearing age (biologically, not socially), is actually mid-20's.
But that's a fact he won't look up. Doesn't want to destroy his narrative afterall.
No. 516933
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>>516920>>516890> his head is tilted/cocked to one side, so he's staring with one eye side. Like, cocking his eye so one is staring at you, and the other eye is busy slipping down the face.
Thats his power move, kek
Like, that's the head movement when he's trying to drive a point home, or trying to potray a dominant move.
He always says "Okay?" When he moves his face to the side, bringing one droopy eye to the main focus, he's all sideways like a Piccaso painting.
Or a Flatfish. A flounder. One of those fish that lays flat sideways in the ocean so much, that the body physically morphs so that one eye travels from one side of the face, to the other side of the face. Thats what I thinkbof everytime he cocks his face.
Billie was probably just unconsciously mimicking his actions, and Greg was probably projecting his lying tendencies onto her, since he was scared of losing her (angry that she was independent).
No. 516951
>>516859PERFECT PATREON NAME!
A+, anon, A fucking plus. He is so cringe lol.
No. 516975
File: 1525970615204.jpg (43.88 KB, 800x450, did-you-think-t5qb1f.jpg)
>>516763…and he sure does remind me of Hedwig in this video. Or more so, reminds me of a 9yo boy.
I love how he thinks that major depression must be "worse" than being chronically depressed. You could at least(!) know the difference between the diagnose of acute or chronic depression.. for him talking about the topic so frequent and loosely.
Well, i guess it all ties to him taking words literally. "Major" just sounds more debilitating to him, for sounding more serious than chronic… (?)
He does that not only when it is convenient for him. He is just uneducated. Which isn't bad or fully his fault but this just reminds and shows, how deep the narc is rooting in him.
Oh! And his new haircut really suits him, I must say. Looking like the ignorant tool bag he is.
No. 516999
File: 1525977187662.png (386.55 KB, 688x437, 5455.PNG)
Just something stupid I noticed.
His smile slowly fades as he sees how Maddi is smashing the keys on his computers keyboard.
Ill bet you dollars to donuts that he screamed at Lainey for allowing Maddi to treat his electronics so badly and possibly ruin his keyboard by smashing it like that.
Only Ogreg is allowed to destroy his (and Laineys, and his childrens) possessions.
No. 517012
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Ps.
Shreg, we can always tell when you freak out on the boards. You have an aggressive style that does not respond positively to criticisms. Upon which, you insult and bash people because you equate name calling to "winning" an "argument".
All you do is reinforce the fact that you are the sad lonely angry school shooter type. Get Bent.
No. 517019
>>517005Hey ShreggMan, glad to know you still lurk here.
Have a question for ya, if you don't like the way YouTube treats you, why don't you get an actual job or even a part-time job on the side? YouTube doesn't need you, in fact, it wants to distance it's self from you as much as possible.
You're a tumour Greg, the big smelly tumour of YouTube and there are more people on this planet that hate your guts then blindly follow you.
Like you said, your a stupid, dumb, pathetic fool in a world full of bloodthirsty sharks. And guess what, it's shark week.
No. 517025
>>517022>>517024Yep, as retarded as Greg is he wouldn't be
that retarded. It's a terrible trolling attempt.
No. 517026
>>517005Greg is irrelevant. He is a cult figure to some and his notoriety comes from his terrible relationships. He was not one of the first big youtubers. He only got invited to Vidcon on the back of Shane Dawson.
>>517014If youtube is managed at all like a call centre I'm sure there are low tier employees who can fuck around at the expense of someone they hatewatch.
No. 517033
>>517005"And YouTube doesn’t give a fuck about him? Right, he was only just one of the first big YouTubers there was."
Don't flatter yourself Shreg, there were plenty of youtubers who made it big before you, you were not on of the first, you didn't get big until Shane Dawson gave you a pretty sizeable boost in viewers by association.
No. 517041
>>516759Greg forgot to add in how he stripped down in front of a Chief Master Sergeant and reeeeeeed about how he is not a robot.
Also how he made a fake DD 214 with an honorable discharge. I could probably list off some UCMJ violations he's committed. He should have gotten dishonorable but who am I?
No. 517044
>>516914>they say, “Well since you own that house you, you still have to pay us this,” and you’re like, “So you want me to like, not be able to afford my house anymore, so I have to sell it?” Christ on a cracker, I missed that bit, he is the dumbest person alive.
You owe the government almost a half a million dollars in back taxes, they don't
want you to "not be able to afford" your mansion, they
want what's rightfully owed to them.
Did you think they'd just take your word that you're "poor"? Of fucking course they'll look at your assets you moron.
If you can't afford your house, that's on you. He cheated the government out of money and he thinks he's the victim.
Just like every situation where he's made horrible decisions (youtube, the debacle with Sh's manager, I could go on forever) he always insists he's being unfairly persecuted. Bizarre.
No. 517047
File: 1525987015968.png (1.24 MB, 1440x787, subtle jabs.png)
In his latest MDLG video (he just can't get enough of kink-shaming his audience, I guess) he couldn't resist sneaking in a little passive-aggressive jab at Lainey.
Because the only thing better than shaming your audience is publicly shaming your wife.
No. 517049
File: 1525987699404.png (361.61 KB, 1440x2217, Anatomy.png)
Imagine that, Shregg doesn't know anything about anatomy and physiology! You'd think he'd be an expert after all his experience with Google.
The thought that anyone would ask him for help with anything, especially something like this is amusing as fuck.
No. 517061
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>>516933I can't breathe. Spot on anon!
No. 517069
>>517055>>517067I think it's so when someone inevitably calls him out on his shit content, he can say, "No, see the moustache, this is just a
character, I'm totally different in real life!"
Similarly, when someone makes fun of his appearance, he can tell himself they're just making fun of his character, not him.
His ego is fragile like an overfilled balloon.
No. 517077
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Grub, people who have to constantly insist they're honest are usually the biggest liars.
Didn't you even say that yourself at some point?
No. 517087
File: 1525995121645.png (506.09 KB, 1440x1084, exciting content.png)
Let me guess..
>Eating cereal and shitting on patron gifts
No. 517106
>>517061>>517063Thank You!This is exactly what my brain sees every time Shregg turns his head and stares at his little camera.
Like, his normal face is all wonky because of that noggin and teeth and eyes that run away from that falling brow, so the only way to gain any normalcy of the mess is to turn his head.
Like the flatfish, kek kek lol
No. 517142
File: 1526005459927.png (1.64 MB, 1435x2178, another day another wig.png)
So he just released a spoopy ghost video, no doubt trying to nab some of Shane's audience (I'm sure he'd be
triggered by the fact that Shane's video was recommended after him sperging about the autoplay feature stealing his audience.)
The problem here is that this was painfully unfunny.
>Starts out with a "What are THOSE" joke, I shit you not. >Does a whole scene in exaggerated Mexican accent, using "Ese" liberally>Makes the tired joke "Why's he gotta be black tho?" and says Casper wasn't scary cause he was white.>Calls a guy fat and talks about him wanting to grab "ghost boobs">Does all this in wig because he's embarrassed about his fugly hairHe really should watch Shane's latest series with his advice for struggling channels. Shregg keeps sharting out these terrible, half-assed videos instead of making 1-2 thoughtful, well scripted videos with substance.
Especially since I've noticed that every time Shregg uploads this crap, he loses 200-300 subs. Literally the days he does the best are the ones he doesn't actually upload. But he thinks he knows best, so he'll no doubt continue running his channel into the ground screeching about how unfair it is.
For the masochists, here ya go.
https://hooktube.com/w3TccW6DuV8 Hope you don't die of 2nd hand embarrassment and haunt us.
No. 517195
File: 1526013168779.png (143.38 KB, 1440x870, swamp milk.png)
Oh the humanity! Think of all the poor children deprived of watching Shregg puke milk all over himself. Such a travesty.
I'm surprised he can afford to buy puking milk when the IRS is bleeding him dry. Life is hard at the Swamp Trailer.
No. 517208
>>517161He thinks suits make him look hot even though he has ugly dated ill fitting ones, and the wig is to hide his shrek haircut.
It's funny because he misquoted the what are those quote and some kids in the comments are correcting him haha
He's so behind with memes and vines holy shit
No. 517209
>>517047It relates to how LGH's NPD manifests. Remember that, for all his bluster, LGH's heart of hearts is filled with shame and self-loathing, hyper-aware of the deficiencies we love to mock him for being apparently delusionally ignorant of.
But NPD is not a disordered blindness to these deficiencies. It is rather a disordered defense mechanism against the insurmountable pain of consciously acknowledging said deficiencies.
The moustache is a sign that LGH's NPD is flaring up in that instance. The more he can dissociate from himself, the more effectively he can continue lying to himself that he is not the broken person he truly is. The physical 'disguise' (fake moustache, ski mask, slipping into "Onision" instead of "Gregory Avaroe") is the outward manifestation of this inward retreat from the true self. It's textbook Golden Child NPD behaviour, if you're into that sort of thing.
(don't armchair) No. 517226
>>517142What utter shite.
Message to laineys gay husband since we know he lurks. You will never, ever be Shane Dawson nor ever have his success.
You're getting uglier and poorer and older.
You're done grease. Hahaha
No. 517278
>>517195It wasn't funny in 2008, but it was the shock factor he was after and he got it at the time but after doing it in basically every video since no 13 year old fucking cares anymore
Of course Youtube doesn't want little kids to watch someone puke, you're fucking filming bodily functions. Try pissing, ejaculating and shitting on youtube gorg. See where that gets you.
No. 517284
File: 1526049461033.jpg (230.01 KB, 595x1819, Hemoraging subscribers.jpg)
Shregg
All your content is shit
All your petulant whining is anoying
All your subscribers are growing up and maturing
A 32 year old man is your direct peer Shreggley. Go make friends with those "middle aged people".
Stop trying to get fresh new 15 year olds to contact you.
Your asinine childish humor and mocking is not cute or funny or intriguing.
You might as well make another video of you in a diaper shreiking about your poop. There would be no tangable difference from that, or any other video you've made to a shreiking monkey that flings it's poo at the zoo.
Even Taylor made a better video than you. She roasted you into silence and tears.
Shregg
You have been weighed
You have been measured
And you have been found wanting
No. 517336
>>517334Ca>>517334
Can you stop with that annoying COW IS THAT YOU bullshit? Really fucking annoying.
(calm down) No. 517354
>>517332The only similarity between them is that they are both
problematic edgy twits who attract all sorts of crazy teens to them.
>>517256I had already forgotten how fucking annoying Shiloh was with her screeching back in the day, thanks for reminding me.
>>517284Grease can't buy subscribers fast enough lel.
No. 517378
File: 1526069514110.png (1.08 MB, 1431x1385, classy.png)
Jfc. After trying to manipulate people into feeling sorry for him for his own "disability" of crippling depression, he made a video mocking deaf people. It's literally him just making up signs while doing an exaggerated "deaf" voice.
Way to keep it classy, Shregg. But god forbid anyone mock your incurable skin condition.
https://hooktube.com/TaBuKtNYTs4 No. 517417
>>515371I feel dirty defending Gurg, but he is actually not 100% wrong this time. Taking small bites of a food that you could be allergic to IS a thing. It's usually called a "graded oral challenge" or "graded food challenge."
However, they're meant to be done under supervision by a physician and only really recommended when allergy test results are inconclusive. You should not try it out on your own unless you're willing to chance a trip to the ER, and you should definitely not try it if you don't have an epi-pen.
Source: med student studying allergy and immunology. Also
https://www.aaaai.org/conditions-and-treatments/library/allergy-library/oral-food-challenge No. 517420
>>517419with the sheer amount of time Greg spends online, you'd think he'd occasionally stumble across what's 'hip' these days. maybe discover some new memes and jokes, while he's at it.
he's gotta be deliberately ignoring that shit to justify to himself his being stuck firmly in the past.
No. 517425
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Shregg has been changing up his Patreon page again, trying to make it all snazzy and inviting for the kids since he seems to have just discovered the exciting world of gifs.
The $15,000 "movie" goal is still there, but I've never seen this one.
I kekked at the amount of delusion this dipshit has to think he could:
1. Write anything resembling a TV pilot
2. Possibly appeal to a television audience
3. Have the audacity to expose his blotchy red face on HD tvs.
This is the best comedy he's come up with in years. What the fuck.
No. 517436
>>517425How can he say out one side of his mouth that all (or almost all) of the money hes getting from his Patrons is going to his CPA and IRS problems, and then out the other side of his mouth says that the money donated will go towards hiring actors and locations.
You cant use the money donated both ways.
No. 517454
>>517439he'd probably pitch it to HBO, didn't he compare his stuff to an HBO show recently anyway?
swamp of shregg now on HBO
No. 517457
>>517454Id love to see a Keeping Up With The Kardashians style show for the Onions.
They'd probably only have enough content for 3 shows though.
I know it would be boring, but still… it would be interesting to see how Ogreg explains to the camera crew that he needs to be locked in his office for 3 hours while hes "editing" and no one is to disturb him during this time.
No. 517461
>>517457>>517459sometimes, i really wish this site had some kind of upvoting option, comments like these deserve it.
>>517460i think if he had a show like that the producers would constantly be poking him with a stick, screaming
>do something! divorce your wife, find a new girlfriend anything! >ah, we see you've shaved all of you hair? good, that's good. now get you wife and children to do it, too - i'm talking full on family break down!>cry! cry! the government is taking away all your money! we won't put any filters when the broadcast this! No. 517463
>>517438Hitting this goal means I can:
>1. Rent out hotel rooms where my wife, kids and dogs aren't constantly underfoot>2. Fly in unsuspecting patrons to work for cheerios and "cuddles">3. Buy a new prostate massager and more hentaiHelp me get there guize!
No. 517469
>>517462Nah he was butthurt at Madison's portrayal. The only part that I think he actually genuinely laughed at was when Lainey asked in the skit 'did you call those people?' and Madison replied with 'DiD yOu CAll THoSe PeeeoPle? DUHHHH I'M LAINEY'
He seems to think mocking people is hilarious.
No. 517472
>>517425When will cunt realise expensive equipment is never going to improve his videos?
It's the CONTENT you absolute numbskull!
Just going to go buy thousands of dollars worth of film equipment, it'll totally make me into tarantino guys.
No. 517475
>>517461>sometimes, i really wish this site had some kind of upvoting option, comments like these deserve it. I’ve been thinking that more often of late, the Ogreasion threads really do bring out the creative/comedic genius in the anons.
I am thoroughly enjoying the fact that videos posted on his Onision channel are struggling to hit >4K views when they used to number in the millions. Any sane person would take that as a hint that they need to find a different vocation.
No. 517480
>>517425>>517472I don't quite understand why Greg thinks he should rent another "studio" for filming when his videos can't even sustain his family.
He is trying so hard to relive when his stupid Banana song ended up on Tosh.0. That was a one hit wonder, and its still a fucking terribly annoying and shitty video. He thinks that since he was on TV once he can do it again.
https://hooktube.com/watch?v=c9v-UDcTgQ4 No. 517483
>>517420Yes! For someone on the internet, he is so out of touch!
Also, he talks to noone but fucking kids ALL day! You'd think he would pick up some lingo, or know what trends they are into.
I have younger siblings over 10 years younger and even though I'm not into the stuff they like, at least I'm somewhat aware of the trends they talk about.
He could even learn something new from observing Lainey since she tries to fit in with the kiddos.
Mind you every trend she jumps on,she's normally a year or 2 behind. Still more current than Shreg though with his emo, prep and goth shit.
No. 517494
>>517425He's got so many unused gaming consoles that he could sell. I doubt he or lame or trot and clot use the wii for example.
He could even sell some camera shit to afford new equipment. Not that it's going to help his videos or content.
But who am i kidding, he's not using that money for equipment.
No. 517496
>>517491Coloured hair, lingo like lit and fam and gutetama/anime are semi current.
Maybe she stalks Billie's profile to see what's current kek
I do agree with you on the myspace comment though, her taste in music is SO FUCKING DATED
No. 517501
>>517480Neither do I! Pewds makes funny videos in ONE room with a green screen. I mean yeah he has editors, but the point is that it's all done in one fucking room.
Any other places he shows in his videos are from his vlogs because he actually travels and leaves the house.
Trisha Paytas either films in her living room or kitchen, or out and about.
Jefree star films in one green screen room.
Howtobasic makes better content smashing food in his damn kitchen and toilet than Shreg could in a fucking studio. I'm so confused why he neeeeds this other house/studio space so bad.
Go off to an outside location to film. I hate Social Repose, but even he lived out in the woods in bumfuck nowhere and managed to make somewhat okay content.
And if Gerg wants to argue that this children distract or ruin his videos, there is so many ways around that.
Send them to daycare
Soundproof your computer room
Go outside to film
Look at all those beauty bloggers with kids that manage to film videos around their kids without including them in videos.
Look at all those teenage girls that manage to make and edit get ready with me videos and storytime videos in their tiny bedrooms whilst still living with family and siblings.
Filthy frank had such a tiny space and he made quality music videos.
The studio excuse is fucking retarded and even if he gets it, he'll make the same shit content and it will provide him with nothing more than a space to cheat and fap to hentai for hours.
Sorry about this rant, I'm just so
triggered that this cunt thinks he is entitled to a studio space whrn we all know he's going to churn out the same unfunny bullshit.
No. 517505
>>517425Actually so depressed he's raked in almost 4 grand. People are idiots.
Also, a tv show? Is he serious right now? Even his local cable wouldn't give him a tv show, what a delusinal idiot! What would his show even be about? Him wearing wigs and making unfunny skits?
No thanks.
No. 517506
>>517501What is it with narcs thinking studio space is what's going to rocket thmoto the big time?
Margo Palermo tried to scam up a bunch of cash that way a few years back; "oh we need $40,000 for a studio deposit because Venoos can't make veedeeoos without it!" Despite her kid having made it big just filming in her room and around the house with a simple web cam. She also came up with the most expensive (and one of the least popular) videos Venus ever did, by making a big deal of them renting a studio for that stupid geisha video thats totally incongruous with all the other videos Venus made.
It's a combination of them wanting to feel important ("oh, i have to go to MY STUDIO today, we're filming with a crew and I'm directing), and feeling entitled for others to pay for this fantasy to come true.
All it does is waste money for a small ego boost.
No. 517508
>>517506Samefag, but doesnt YouTube have studios for high subscriber YTers to use in LA? Why can't he just go there and use the space?
Obviously no one would want to work with him and he'd just be making the same crap content as he does now, but he'd get away from the wife and kids and maybe be able to convince a desperate new LA arrival seeking work to be in his videos for free. Or is this not prestigious enough for a man who's claim to fame is a skit his ex wfie wrote and edited?
No. 517526
>>517510>Unfunny skits>Uses crappy party city wigs all the time>cries about losing youtube views and the youtube algorithm>preachy vegan/vegetarian>Is a mentally unstable narcGreg is the male version of Nasim confirmed. Youtube better watch out!
Seriously though, I could so see him doing a murder suicide with his family if he snapped. Or maybe even just an hero because he's selfish and in so much debt. But that's where I give the YouTube shooter credit because at least she had to guts to go through with it and killed herself with a gunshot to the chest. Greg just cries and threatens suicide to children online so they'll give him money.
No. 517531
>>517412He would be disgusted by her as she is ancient and obese. He like little petite teens.
She can't handle rejection whatsoever and would instantly start fighting which in turn he'd fight back.
Imagine locking those two in a room. It would be like putting a cat and dog in the same room.
Furthermore, imagine big brother with Raven, Onion and Vicky Shingles all forced to live together with no way out.
I imagine onion would pair up with Vick because she's the less hideous although still gross out of her and Raven and as a result, Raven would be jealous and get violent with Vick and/or threaten suicide.
Sigh Ah to dream. Now THAT'S a tv show that needs to happen. Take notes Greg, these collabs will get you millions of views kek
No. 517533
>>517505>>517425Don't you worry, Shregg himself pumps his own pot. Say, bout $1,000 at least is his own sock puppet donations to make himself seem like he has fans. Would go so far to say at least an additional $500 must be from Laineys earnings, you know, because Shregg would lose his shit if his wife won't "support him".
His fee-fees get hurt when his numbers go down, he's always buying more and more views and clicks and subscribers.
No. 517534
>>517430Not to mention that I'm sure
all the networks will be clamoring to give an old, out of touch creepy fuck who can barely pull in a few thousand views on youtube a multi-series deal.
I hope he's budgeting in a writer, because he can't even write a coherent preteen novel based on his own life in basic English.
God I hope he does this, even though he'll never reach his $10,000 goal. The rejection and humiliation would be delightful.
No. 517537
>>517534Danielle Bregoli has a bigger chance of being given a tv show than this loser and that's saying something because she's a goddamn idiot.
The delusion is REAL.
No. 517539
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>>517533Samefag, here is Onisions main Onision channel numbers.
See how hard hes purchasing views because he's almost to the point of less than 2 million subscribers??
He used to crow out, "IM ONISION I HAVE OVER 2 MILLION SUBSCRIBERS!"
But now look at him scrambling to not have his numbers fall past the last 100,000. Look at how many hes bought.
He can't face the truth, and would rather lie to everybody, and in essence himself, and inflate his youtube numbers through Fraud.
He just keeps falling even farther lower. It's awesome. He's delusional to think he can ever acheive the same success as before. Nobody likes him anymore.
Even this thread can now go for hours upon hours without anybody posting. That's how much he has disappeared from people's minds.
He's irrelevant
No. 517544
>>517457I want a show where we see lame and onion attempt to go on dates with people their age who never heard of them or are their fans, and their goal is to convince them a trinity with them in swamp mansion is a good idea.
>>517501It only makes sense to get a studio if you have a team that uses it and you are already making bucket loads of money so you can afford to have a separate place to separate work-life from home-life. He probably just wanted one because other top youtubers use studios. It's like waving around your wealth.
Onion SHOULD have hired an editor a long time ago. Maybe they could have done something with his terrible videos. But onion always thinks he films, writes, edits, acts better than everyone else and that their input would be a waste of time. Like how he shit on some camera guy for "taking too long" to film something because he wanted it done well. Onion bragged that he could film several videos in that time. And he wonders why his content is shit.
No. 517554
File: 1526104447677.png (665.51 KB, 1440x1515, so current.png)
Jfc. Again, like the Logan Paul Suicide Forest video, he's sperging about shit that people were talking about 5 months ago.
And just so you know Shreg, it doesn't matter who is in charge, your channel is going down the shitter because of your own actions. Screeching isn't going to change that.
No. 517555
File: 1526104763454.png (Spoiler Image,323.81 KB, 884x497, baregreasyassforsale.png)
From his patron vid.
Congrats shregg your ass is now immortalized on the internet.
No. 517563
File: 1526105853927.png (299.2 KB, 1440x1260, collab.png)
>"new" and "talented"
No. 517564
File: 1526105997954.png (Spoiler Image,397.62 KB, 882x496, wowwhataloser.png)
>>517562samefag, The position he puts himself in for daddy lainey
No. 517565
>>517555>>517564Onion must really wish he was a hot girl who could get paid cosplaying and posting nudes. I can't believe he stooped as low as showing his ass. Also fucking disgusting when you know his patron is probably full of young kids.
>>517563Another reason i hope jaclyn isnt stupid enough to work with onion is because shes friends with jessie paege, and lameo will attempt to get her grubby hands on her 100%.
No. 517570
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>>517566I had the same thought.
Their flooring is cheap ass faux wood vinyl and carpeting, my place is tile and carpeting, I wear socks all the time indoors and my sock NEVER look like that. I bet they havent vacuumed or mopped since they moved in.
No. 517586
>>517555I verbally yelled "OH NO" when I unspoilered this. I did not expect this.
Those poor kids are going to stumble onto this weird shit someday. I just hope they haven't experienced any of it first hand. Good god.
No. 517590
>>517586I have the feeling the kids have experienced it first hand, in the flesh.
People (parents) have the wrong idea that kids dont remember things at a very young age, so they do or say fucked up shit around the kid.
I can see Greg applying this logic to his life and not worrying about cussing or acting like a freak around T&C because he thinks that as they grow up their memory is some how going to be magically erased.
No. 517621
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No. 517623
>>517621and it just has to be a dogcock dildo
the nightmare gets worse
No. 517637
>>517621Not even kidding, I can't stop laughing anon.
Also, I agree, spam tweeting this to him and Lainey would be fucking hilarious.
No. 517641
>>517633Totally.
He said he couldnt of raped A because she had multiple partners in the past so those type of women cant be raped.
Im sure he has the mindset that pornstars, or any type of sex worker cant be raped. And a husband cant be accused of rape by his wife because they are married.
No. 517643
>>517621kek
Someone should shop one of Blaire White. He was good and pissed off from that fan art, lol.
No. 517651
>>517555This picture reminds me of PixyTeri's glory days.
poot
No. 517674
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>>517555>>517651oh
my
GOD
Farmers, do you not see the importance to this event??
Out eternal Queen, kawaii be upon her, has manifested herself through the Swamp Ogre.
She is here to remind us to never lose hope and never give up in out eternal search of milk.
Thank you Queen!
To all the confused newfriends, please learn that this board bears the name of our glorious Queen and that she shalt never be forgotten.
No. 517675
>>517555oh my fucking god… I can't. This is too much. LGH looks like he's prepping himself for buttsex with Lameo.
What's next? Dick pic leaks? lmao
No. 517694
>>517693Normally I dont go in for commenting on their (or anyones) bodies, but after these pics I can't help myself, because theyre shit people and truly 100% brought their horrible bodies on themselves.
He has the most bizarre body. His legs look so weak looking compared to his flabby, droopy ass and flabby torso, complete with man boobs. He must be so fucking sedentary for his body to be so out of shape, and deformed looking. I mean, obviously we knew neither of them exercise, but for his body to be in that state is fucking ridiculous. You get a more 'toned'/in shape body just by being a normal weight and doing a normal amount of daily walking! Thats all it takes!
And yeah, ditto for Lameo on that one. She's an average looking weight, but so extra flabby its unreal. And not just baby belly skin either, look at her fucking ass in that bikini…. wtf..
And I almost feel bad because I seriously never usually want to be so negative about peoples bodies, even on anon, because even with obese people I often think there could be emotional/psychological reasons for overeating so badly… but these two, I just don't get how they can let their bodies get in those states? Neither of them seem to be overeaters or anything cus their weights seem moderate… it's just their bodies are flabbyshit, lacking-in-tone bodies of people who must be ultra, ultra fucking lazy.
HOW can they not care enough, to at least do a minimal amount of fucking WALKING? Jesus shit lol.
They must both be physically lazy as all shit.
No. 517712
>>517674He's almost got the
>im poopinpose down. Needs more work imo though not as elegant as pt's poopin pose.
No. 517716
>>517674Praise be our eternal queen!
Where did he get that Juliet Starling cosplay anyway? Did he buy it for the sole purpose of this vid, or was it bought during Lainey's short spark of an attempt at cosplaying?
No. 517737
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No. 517740
>>517736he sure has a nicer, more feminine butt than daddy Lain has, he should just come out as a demigirl so that they both could be the gay genderqueer twin flames uwu
>>517738Imagine sitting on your ass tweeting, deleting videos, hentai fapping, eating like shit and having sex with Lame for a couple of minutes at most… I would have been surprised if his butt was in shape judging by his moobs.
No. 517741
>>517739DED
for real gregma is thicc. maybe he and little space bean are finally switching genders?
No. 517752
>>517749>>517751LMAO
Usually men have nice tight asses, like a shelf. His ass is that of a tired broke woman. I wonder if he can even do one of his military push ups anymore.
No. 517755
>>517754nah, he just made a bunch of videos back in the day saying that wet vaginas are gross.
I don't think he knew any better, tbh. So dumb.
No. 517761
File: 1526151492560.png (Spoiler Image,603.57 KB, 876x519, deargod....png)
…
You can see his micropeen and balls.
His tip is in full view.
I have seen hell and it winked at me.
No. 517764
File: 1526151745502.png (Spoiler Image,1009.92 KB, 1402x914, everyonepointandlaugh.png)
>>517761Samefag
Lets revel in this utter humiliation.
No. 517766
>>517693Yeah you're right anon, he looks like he has a body of a woman in here
There were times where I think he seems more feminine than masculine tbh
No. 517769
>>517760The anons who said they should be taking advice from Shane's new video (that they're doing the same shit over and over and need to do something fresh to keep viewers) were spot on. This is the TWELFTH Boyfriend Girlfriend tag they've done even though most people only do one. Why do they think their lives and their shitty relationship warrants 12 of these fucking videos?
>>517761There should be a second spoiler for images like this that says "No seriously, are you really sure you want to see this?" because wow I regret that.
No. 517774
File: 1526152702385.jpeg (Spoiler Image,154.31 KB, 876x519, 1526151492560-01.jpeg)
>>517761I couldn't see shit on my busted ass phone and I regret everything.
No. 517777
>>517774Why did I choose to eat my dinner and browse the onion thread? He shouts out Trisha in his tweet about this video.
All Greg wishes was that Shane would be his sugar daddy and that they never left each other's side after that first kiss.
No. 517787
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>>517785I'm not paragraph-anon but you can certainly be flabby while still being lean. Flab is loose, fleshy saggy soft tissue. Lainey is the textbook definition of flabby.
She has no muscle under her skin to keep her body firm so the stretched skin just kind of hangs there.
No. 517804
>>517774oh man, i guess this shuts down every "Greg is circumcised" argument ever made.
thats one sad dick
No. 517807
>>517760Holy shit the commenters are going in for the kill. All that goodwill she earned by roasting her gay husband went up in smoke.
I wonder if she did this horrible video as an olive branch to him? He loves being in her videos.
Goddamn it, quit with this stupid shit and give us the Swamp Prom we've been promised.
No. 517814
File: 1526160683393.jpeg (Spoiler Image,77.6 KB, 416x306, F10F5354-58B1-4969-9A60-CF105E…)
Suk mi bby
No. 517825
File: 1526162596004.jpg (9.33 KB, 228x221, 48611.jpg)
>>517774oh. my. god.
its all balls
No. 517827
File: 1526162945736.png (234.41 KB, 1440x1088, principles.png)
He's a man of principle guiz. He only shows his flabby cheeks and swamp parsnip when it's important to the story in a meaningful way, mmmkay?
No. 517828
File: 1526163117017.png (172.43 KB, 1440x1069, poor shreg.png)
I wonder who he's publicly shaming now? Or is this yet another Shane sperg?
No. 517833
File: 1526164321725.png (Spoiler Image,1.41 MB, 1599x1307, A man of principles.png)
>>517827Oh Shreg, such convictions. Also I'm
sure other YouTubers are clamoring for nude collabs.
No. 517834
>>517828Definitely about Shane.
Wouldn't "bye for good" mean not obsessing over them for over a decade and, I dunno, moving on with your damn life, you psycho?
No doubt if Shane ever came near him he'd be so happy. He's Shane's #1 fan. It's so creepy. I legit think Shane's probably scared of him. I would be. 100% internet stalker.
No. 517839
>>517760Did you guys catch when she asked "would you rather be lonely or poor" and Shregg blurted out "LONELY"
immediately?
He tried to backtrack a bit but that was amazing.
Lucky for him, eventually he's not going to have to choose between the two. Being lonely and poor are his worst fears and his own choices are leading him straight down that path.
No. 517841
File: 1526166119514.png (275.61 KB, 1440x1480, Feel sorry for me mmmkay.png)
Jfc he's on a Twitter sperg today. I don't know how he maintains this constant pace of finger-pointing, shaming others and victimhood.
Someone responded to it with the pic of Lainey putting the dildo up his butt though, so he should enjoy that.
No. 517845
>>517621My sides
I'm fucking weak
No. 517849
>>517848Is that the only vacation they've ever taken? When Billie was still in the picture.
That has to hurt. The only reason he spent money on a vacation was to make Billie happy. Ever since B's been gone… no more vacations.
No. 517851
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>>517846Jfc, of course they have to drag this shitshow out over three vids because they’ve run out of ideas. But still…
No. 517857
>>517852I think shes playing with words, or doesnt understand the proper definition of "remodel"
I forget which video it was but she and Grug put little shelfs on the wall, tacking light strings up and adding knick knacks all around her bedroom, and I think to her thats "remodeling"
No. 517862
>>517860I reckon because Shane's videos run over 20/30 minutes he's going to as well. He probably thinks because he can edit a video that long he'll be able to pilot a tv show lol.
Shane is such a giver. All these long videos including his camera man and talking about an editor must have Onion's hamster wheel in his head rotating faster than normal "How can I keep up with this beautiful man? How can I tap into his youtube BILLIONS" Have better content Shregg
No. 517869
File: 1526172957663.jpeg (Spoiler Image,152.85 KB, 876x519, 1526152702385.jpeg)
>>517774for the confused anons who don't understand what they're seeing
No. 517872
>>517863The amusing part is Onion breath was stood up by Shane and he's holding onto that grudge for YEARS. Then Shane goes out of his way to save a practical stranger's channel but wouldn't even meet up with Greg while he was only miles away. SO FUNNY. Greg didn't need Shane's name in his title then but he sure as hell needs it now. But because he believes he is the God of Comedy he's gonna do the opposite of what Shane told Bunny to do and regurgitate the same 2008 humor of his.
I just don't understand how he can think his dying channel is anybody's fault other than his. Anybody who started their youtube career around the same time has either evolved their content or stopped making videos. No one does skits anymore, no one screams at the camera. You change with the times or you become irrelevant and die. It's the same reason why tv shows get canceled. You can only tell so many jokes while using the same content. Someone stick a fork in him cause he is DONE
No. 517877
>>517876not much of a shower
not much of a grower
No. 517883
File: 1526178023170.jpg (64.52 KB, 474x608, younow.jpg)
He's on younow talking to his discord people
No. 517888
File: 1526179378371.png (407.29 KB, 1440x2225, Patreon riddle.png)
There's been some discussion here of Shreg padding his own Patreon to make himself appear more successful.
I've definitely suspected that, so I combed through around a month's worth of his Patreon posts.
>Claims to have 1039 patrons
>There's usually under 20 comments and 20-30 likes per post/video.
The highest number of likes I found was 58 last month.
Obviously there are a bunch of "shadow fans" who hate-watch his shit, but this is highly suspect.
Also, the fact that he titled this one "My butt is in this video" like it was a provocative selling factor to his teen fanbase tells you everything you need to know about him. He is such a creepy loser.
No. 517889
>>517883Jfc that intro is the saddest thing.
>like behave as a bananaYou mean you reference your one tiny bit of fame every time you get a chance, even though your audience has moved on? Omg he's so rAnDuM guiz!
>Trigger people with unfiltered wordsOh, like "Flucking LIT"? Or spelling out "S-E-X-Y"? So. Edgy.
No. 517895
File: 1526180771637.jpg (66.26 KB, 482x611, ceralallthetime.jpg)
He had to go get a wig, must be regretting that haircut. He's eating cereal because like 50% of their grocery budget goes to cereal.
>>517892I'm sure patreon takes a cut so if he's doing that he would be losing money. He seems dumb enough to try that though.
No. 517916
File: 1526183454803.png (1.68 MB, 1440x1463, Rating bodies.png)
So Shreg made yet
another video rating his patrons bodies. Not sure if this comment was a troll, but pretty fucked up if it's true.
Also of note:
>rates a girl a "potato out of 10" because she's too chubby apparently>in the description rates his own body a 7-8 kekI can't believe these people pay for the privilege of being demeaned by this delusional asswipe.
https://hooktube.com/rW72W33CTHo No. 517928
>>517924jesus fucking christ this needs to be spoilered
it came up on the front page of lolcow and I vomited in my throat a little
how did he let this disgusting image be uploaded to the internet? especially when he's so vain and insecure
No. 517953
File: 1526189970963.jpg (Spoiler Image,335.26 KB, 675x782, 18-05-13-01-38-21-273_deco.jpg)
She's just been up there for so long… Kek. Anons please feel free to add to this or caption it.
No. 517956
>>517946correction
she was talking about the bf/gf tag
No. 517975
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In her get ready for prom vid on patreon, she’s slathering her face in an inch thick layer of foundation while talking about how she let her ex walk all over her whe he invited his ex to the prom, while still with Lainey. She still kept dating him. Goalz.
No. 517980
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>>517979Pray for my eternal soul because I'm going to hell
No. 517993
>>517841Once again, looks like he's trying to get Shane's attention. Bunny made a video that caught Shane's attention where she was upset in her car and she was talking about not understanding why her channel is dying.
Shane made it clear that this is going to be an ongoing series where he helps multiple YouTubers. If it wasn't clear with his stupid poll that he still stalks Shane, Traylor was filmed watching a Shane video in the bath and the fact that their prom is going to be a three part series are both really solid proof they're watching him.
Greg wants to be the next YouTuber in the series. He's going to try his best to grab Shane's attention with sad posts until he ends this series.
No. 518010
>>517827Who? Who asked this washed up, ugly old man to get naked in their video? I need faaaaax, you liar.
No one. Poor Gretchen, tweeting about shit that never happened to try and make himself feel better. Waste of oxygen.
No. 518014
>>517993>Bunny made a video that caught Shane's attention where she was upset in her car and she was talking about not understanding why her channel is dying.I feel like onion has already made that video a million times, except not as humble. It's more "I blame everyone but myself for why my channel is dying!! It can not possibly be that my content is shit!". Which…if we ignore all the horrible shit that is onion, why would anyone want to help out someone who wont take their advice and just think they are right? With Bunny, you could see she was willing to admit her content was becoming shit and that she needs to do something new.
I'm glad Shane isn't that nice of a person where he would help out this nutso and his braindead wife. I'm sure hes fully aware of his impact. When he collabs with someone, their channel blows up gaining hundreds of thousands of sub, and no way Shane will want onion boy to have that.
No. 518015
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Maybe it's not his penis but he's still so sad about the loss of Reptar he keeps his body in his pants?
No. 518027
>>517924I've never seen so many skin issues on one body, he's got the skin and body of a 90-year-old man.
I'd give him a 2, which is roughly the same as his dick size
No. 518030
>>517869OOOOOOH do your balls hang low
do they wobble to and fro
do you have a small man complex
or is it all for show
No. 518032
>>518019I think shane knows just how pathetic grease has been and how he's been keeping up with the pedo lies as well, Shane almost alluded to the fact that "horrible people that only care about views" watch his shit and that shade was delicious. LGH will never get a chance to collab with shane ever again, He burnt that bridge and its like shane is rubbing salt in the big gaping wound.
Good. Suffer more Grease.
No. 518042
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Oh my god, someone save this poor girl before he tries to buy her a plane ticket
No. 518046
>>518041look into your heart anon
you already know what will happen
No. 518050
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Found this relic from the first onion thread. The prophecy has been fulfilled
No. 518071
I have never heard this laugh come out of his mouth.
It sounds like a manic old lady
https://www.younow.com/SebbyDove/channel No. 518073
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So how long is he going to be wearing wigs and hats and fake mustaches during his streams?
He cant even use his excuse of "its a comedy sketch" because its a irl stream, not a shitty uhohbro skit.
I guess its going to be until his hair grows out enough so he can cover those cancerous moles.
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Kek That's a good one. Yesterday he posted a passive-aggressive poll that was clearly about Shane.
This dipshit lives in the past, but nice try.
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>>517975>>518028https://hooktube.com/watch?v=N5dvhWxUIPQBeautyBot's "Get Ready With Me - Prom Edition"
I attached the thumbnail because her face make-up is definitely creasing and caked on.
No. 518113
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>>518107What happened to the rest of her eyebrow?
No. 518173
>>518107Ffs she claims her skin is so bad because she's "stress breaking out" because she
has NO downtime. Sperging about making videos, answering emails and washing the dishes.
Imagine how bad her face would be if she was like most working mothers, with real 40+ hours/week jobs and actually took care of her house. I can't believe people pay to listen to her whine about her priveleged life.
No. 518192
Thread-writer anon here. Please hold for a second while I quickly write up the thread, in the event this thread gets locked.
>>518041I will try my best to honor your wishes o7