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New Policies Anonymous ## Admin 04/01/15 (Wed) 01:10:21 PM No. 73197

Due to a myriad of recent complaints and suggestions, the following new rules have been implemented:

1. No cursing of any sort. No wishing somebody would "go to h**l".

2. No criticism or negative comments regarding someone's physical appearance. What matters is on the inside.

3. No criticism of someone's language skills, be it English or another language. You were a beginner once, too.

4. No misgendering or misspeciesing. If an individual identifies as goatkin, you are obligated to use the proper (billy/doe/kid) nomenclature.

5. All potentially triggering images must be spoilered. Bright colors, aggressive stances or poses, and bare skin of any kind are very problematic for posters with PTSD, so please spoiler them.

Anyone found in violation of these rules will be subject to an immediate permaban.

Anonymous 04/01/15 (Wed) 01:16:31 PM No. 73198

What if they're an agendered goat? I'm not sure what the proper pronouns are for third or no gender ungulates.

Anonymous 04/01/15 (Wed) 01:27:55 PM No. 73203

Can we ban derogatory and racist terms too, please?

Anonymous 04/01/15 (Wed) 01:30:31 PM No. 73204

♡ APRIL FOOLS ♡

Anonymous 04/01/15 (Wed) 01:30:56 PM No. 73205

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Amen.
Us farmers should be empowering each other and nurturing our cows, not bringing them down.
Spread love, not hate ☮ ♥

Anonymous 04/01/15 (Wed) 02:06:32 PM No. 73219

>>73197
Okay I understand the rest, but no cursing?? Please let this be an April Fool's joke like >>73204 said… Don'tLetMyFavePlace ForEntertainmentTurnIntoAHugBoxPlease.

Anonymous 04/01/15 (Wed) 02:08:48 PM No. 73220

>>73197
Right on admin!

Anonymous 04/01/15 (Wed) 02:09:30 PM No. 73222

>>73219
Sorry, our great community decided to turn this farm into a beautiful hugbox

love&tolerance~ ♥

Anonymous 04/01/15 (Wed) 02:14:42 PM No. 73225

>>73219
You think this place would take on these kinda "rules"?

You thought right.
Peace and harmony is key 💖

Anonymous 04/01/15 (Wed) 02:45:11 PM No. 73232

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Thank u admin-sama.

May we all strive to be the best non-shitlords and I can true to being a cute pigkin.

Anonymous 04/01/15 (Wed) 02:49:17 PM No. 73236

Thank you blessed farmer. (Is this the right pronoun?) You forgot the trigger warnings though! I'm not happy.
>>73204
>>73219
Why would you assume this is a joke? It's serious. We have been doing way too much harm, and we've got to change our ways.

Anonymous 04/01/15 (Wed) 03:16:47 PM No. 73273

I hope all you brovines and cowgirls have a wonderful day. (:

Anonymous 04/01/15 (Wed) 03:39:44 PM No. 73305

Thank goodness! This place was starting to get so critical and out of control… These new rules are coming just in time.

Koneko-chan!!wkp1bF0Afo 04/01/15 (Wed) 03:57:14 PM No. 73325

This makes me so happy. I've been getting really tired of the negativity and hate on this site, maybe this will tone it down and make this place into a friendly community! In addition, I'd like to come out as a trans-ethnic Japanese angelkin multiple system, as well as being deathfat. Please respect my identity (also Shadow The Hedgehog is one of my headmates, please do not post about him (or post any photos of him) without my permission, it's very* triggering).
I also suggest we all don tripcodes and leave our e-mails so we can message each other privately and settle differences. This way, we can easily identify one another and make friends!
Love and light to all. Here's to a new lolcow of peace and understanding!! 🌻 🎊 🎆 🎇 👼 🎌

Anonymous 04/01/15 (Wed) 04:23:50 PM No. 73345

luv u admin-sama
sorry for being a ~cisscum male genitalia~ sometimes

Anonymous 04/01/15 (Wed) 04:24:31 PM No. 73347

You almost got me.

Anonymous 04/01/15 (Wed) 04:35:44 PM No. 73362

>>73197
Finally some solid rules.

Thank you admin-sama.

Anonymous 04/01/15 (Wed) 04:48:09 PM No. 73371

The first rule was a dead giveaway.

Anonymous 04/01/15 (Wed) 04:54:58 PM No. 73383

Billy/doe/kid mysides.jpeg

Anonymous 04/01/15 (Wed) 06:02:20 PM No. 73468

can wa please have marquee trigger warning text above all posts that contain the words he or she
I find binary gender triggering
thank you admin-sama

Anonymous 04/01/15 (Wed) 07:31:05 PM No. 73528

>>73468
Seconding this. If posts aren't gender neutral, i'm going to get triggered.

Anonymous 04/01/15 (Wed) 09:29:19 PM No. 73603

>>73528
Your tone is triggering me. Can we have a rule about tone policing being strictly enforced?

Anonymous 04/01/15 (Wed) 11:23:38 PM No. 73727

This is probably the best April fools joke

Anonymous 04/01/15 (Wed) 11:35:11 PM No. 73747

With the new policies, can we all start writing apology letters to quirky, Suzy (GG), Doe Deere, Orange Citrus and all others who have been sincerely hurt by our childish and insensitive posts.

I've always been appalled by the way this community has conducted itself, but had faith we could correct our ways.

Admin-sempai - you have restored our most dishonorable selves.

Also, can we have a Christian sub-forum. Lately, I've felt ungodly and would like to talk about new Christian bands I'm into.

Anonymous 04/01/15 (Wed) 11:42:06 PM No. 73753

It took me til number 5 before realizing it was a joke
I am scum

Anonymous ## Admin 04/02/15 (Thu) 12:35:05 AM No. 73799

>>73747
Unfortunately I do not have a license from the Pope to create a Christian ✞ specific board, however I have made a few modifications to ensure the Lord's name is never taken in vain.

I have also made some other changes to ensure everyone else's needs are met, and to boost inclusivity. Lolcow.farm must be a safe space for everyone.

Anonymous 04/02/15 (Thu) 12:45:18 AM No. 73803

>>73747

Uhm, as an African American woman, I find it highly offensive that you didn't include a woman of colour in you examples. We are still stigmatized against, and not including a PoC's name does not help us.

Anonymous 04/02/15 (Thu) 12:51:37 AM No. 73809

>>73803
Sorry if anyone triggered you, anon. We're all about love and friendship here.

Anonymous 04/02/15 (Thu) 01:34:38 AM No. 73859

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>>73727

Anonymous 04/02/15 (Thu) 01:48:43 AM No. 73865

>>73753
nononono! you are not scum, anon! You are perfect the way you are and never let anyone tell you otherwise, sweetie <3

Anonymous 04/02/15 (Thu) 02:13:39 AM No. 73880

Triggered

Anonymous 04/02/15 (Thu) 02:33:46 AM No. 73894

>>73799

This is disgusting. God ✞ and Christianity triggers me as an oppressed Ethopian Zionist Jew. Please stop this intolerance.

Anonymous 04/02/15 (Thu) 05:00:02 AM No. 73946

>>73803
As a white person I'm offended that African Americans and other minorities use "of color." I have color. A dust of pink on a white page.

What about oppressed roast beef sandwiches? I've heard it's all about turkey subs these days. Disgusting. Roast Beef demand representation without taxation! Unless with provolone.

Anonymous 04/02/15 (Thu) 05:58:22 AM No. 73962

>>73880
Oh no now I'm tr*ed!
The pst tense of words especially the pst tense use of trigger, trigger's me!!(that word will remind me of whenever I have bn tr*ed in the p*st)
Please put a trigger warning and censor when you are going write in that tense. If not my mental illnesses will take over me and I will have a violent temper tantrum! Please be more respectful to people who have this condition.

Anonymous 04/02/15 (Thu) 06:30:27 AM No. 73965

The color red triggers me pls change to orange

Anonymous 04/02/15 (Thu) 06:45:42 AM No. 73969

God ✞ triggered me

Anonymous 04/02/15 (Thu) 07:09:47 AM No. 73973

>>73969
I dont know why, but this post is pretty awesome.

Anonymous 04/02/15 (Thu) 07:16:46 AM No. 73977

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I also think that we should no longer discuss Lolcows and instead post long rants about our lives and our problems. After all, everyone needs to know what's we've been through.

Anonymous 04/02/15 (Thu) 10:06:04 AM No. 73994

TW: triggers, text, forums, rules, the english language, lists, warnings, suggestions, comments, new replies

We should have a rule that all posts must begin with a trigger warning.

Anonymous 04/02/15 (Thu) 11:29:30 AM No. 74008

After April Fools I want the red flashing "trigger" to be left in haha

Anonymous 04/02/15 (Thu) 03:47:52 PM No. 74056

Hehehe, trigger.

Anonymous 04/02/15 (Thu) 06:24:16 PM No. 74133

>>74008
Dude me too and the God ✞ one.

Anonymous 04/02/15 (Thu) 06:31:12 PM No. 74137

>>73197
whoooa is curmudgeon being censored?

c-u-n-t

Anonymous 04/02/15 (Thu) 06:31:54 PM No. 74138

>>73977
That was my favorite thread in a long time.

Anonymous 04/02/15 (Thu) 06:35:27 PM No. 74143

>>74133
No

Anonymous 04/03/15 (Fri) 02:12:04 AM No. 74471

Can you please put tw filters in? Go karts, Nelson Mandela and mice fetus cause me to slit my wrist. And also please buy everything on my Amazon wish list.
This post is SO important.

Anonymous 04/03/15 (Fri) 01:26:34 PM No. 74710

>>74471
THIS POST TRIGGERED OH GOD HERE COMES THE PTSD FROM MARIO KART
LUIGI
LUIGI NO

Anonymous 04/03/15 (Fri) 10:05:46 PM No. 75001

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>>74710
>fuck u nigga I raep you mom with green shell

(USER HAS BEEN SENT TO RE-EDUCATION CAMP FOR SUPPORTING THE KYRIARCHY)

Anonymous ## Admin 04/03/15 (Fri) 10:18:25 PM No. 75017

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Thank you all for cooperating with our rule changes. After much ruminating, I've had a change of heart. Due to complaints from one user whose trigger is trigger warnings, the only way to ensure a safe space for every~~pony~~farmer is by reverting back to our previous rule set.