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No. 74707

Here's a lolcow that isn't a weeb:

http://raymitheminx.com/

She's a deluded wannabe famewhore, there's years of drama and tryhard to lol at, and like Beetlejuice, she will show up and fight us just by being mentioned. She thinks she's a writer and trendsetter and that she is going to take the world by storm.

No. 85016

Any more info? I'm getting really tired of the wanabe kawaii girls?

No. 85097

post some info to get us interested yo

No. 85737


No. 85738

>>85737

From comments: "I listened. Now I need to listen again. It's unbelievable how big this woman's ego is. Doctors will use this episode as a case study in narcissism."

OP here and there is seriously too much to even sum up.

No. 85922

Jesus she's wordy. Also, completely unspectacular in any way as far as looks go.

No. 87475

damn, beyond unspectacular in both body and face. where do women like this get the idea that they are super special and deserving of fame? mommy and daddy? "progressive" schooling?

No. 87490

>>74707
>like beetlejuice
raymitheminx
raymitheminx
raymitheminx
looks around nervously

No. 145964

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Here's a fun fact about Raymi:

She claims to be a Playboy Bunny, because she heavily shilled Playboy Energy Drink on her blog.

http://raymitheminx.com/tag/playboy-energy-drink/

The only problem is that "Playboy Energy Drink" was never actually affiliated with Playboy and was in fact using the bunny image and other Playboy trademarks illegally and without permission. Playboy sued them and they were shut down.

http://www.playboyenergy.com/

So, yeah, Raymi may not be a Playboy Bunny, but she did take her clothes off for a bunch of scam artists, so she's got that going for her.

No. 145997

>>87490

Someone hook her and Marijan up

No. 146026

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MOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

https://twitter.com/raymitheminx/status/626098075887468544

We only look like 4chan though.

No. 146123

>>146026
I'm embarrassed when people don't understand what an image board is, FFS …

No. 146134

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>>145964
Say, is that Hugh Hefner promoting his new energy drink? …Wait …No, it's just some creepy hobo they dressed up in a shitty Walmart robe to impersonate him.

(Note the girl in this photo isn't Raymi (Raymi doesn't have any boobs). It's a different stupid girl that they duped into shilling their gross caffeine sludge. They probably told her it was the real Hugh Hefner.)

I don't know how Raymi could be so stupid as to fall for these guys, and then to have the audacity to claim that working for them meant she was a real Playboy Bunny.

It just goes to show: always do your due diligence before dropping trou for money.

No. 146150

>>146134
>Wait …No, it's just some creepy hobo
BAHHAHA this is great

No. 146200

>>74707
what an unfortunate figure – no waist, no tits and probably no ass. should've gotten into sports instead of famewhoring.

No. 146230

>>146200
Looks more like a wrestler or shotputter than…whatever it is she thinks she's being.

No. 146370

>>145964
>>146134
These posts are just awesome hahahahahahahahaha

No. 146479

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Does a Raymi shit in the woods?

Can you imagine being the friend that Raymi forced to take photos of her taking a dump? There's actually a whole squatting sequence in the post.

http://raymitheminx.com/2009/11/09/circle-jerk-exploits/

Raymi actually seems to have a poop fetish. She used to keep a blog describing the characteristics of her craps.

http://crapattackz.blogspot.com/

Since OP was lax in their duties, here are the important Raymi links:

https://instagram.com/raymitheminx/
https://twitter.com/raymitheminx
https://www.youtube.com/user/raymilauren
https://www.facebook.com/raymitheminx
https://www.facebook.com/pages/Raymitheminxcom/
https://vimeo.com/user1057394
http://raymitheminx.tumblr.com/
https://ello.co/raymitheminx

And, if for some reason you want an excuse to claw your eyes out, here are some blog tags that will lead you to Raymi nudes:

http://raymitheminx.com/tag/raymi-nude/
http://raymitheminx.com/tag/nude/
http://raymitheminx.com/tag/naked-news-raymi/

No. 146954

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Her favourite snack is American cheese on a tortilla…

No. 146963

>>146954
the world's saddest quesadilla

No. 146971

>>146954
Looks like melted plastic on top of a tortilla. How can she even eat that

No. 147017

>>146971
That's pretty much what it is.

No. 147030

>>146954
I bet that's kraft singles garbage. At least use real cheese.

No. 147031

>>147030
She literally says it's kraft singles you twit

No. 147072

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No. 147085

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No. 147089

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>>147085
This is an actual excerpt from Raymi's "book" that she thought was good enough to release to the public. It is neither "literature" nor "sensual". I think I've read crappy Doctor Who fanfics by deranged teenage girls that had better grammar and were sexier than this. Raymi is in her 30s though.

And I love how "Cody" is obviously Raymi's Mary Sue self-insert.

Who gave her the hicky? IT WAS HIM!

https://twitter.com/raymitheminx/status/604015018640818177

No. 147414

>>147089
Fuck you for posting this and making me read this. Writing this bad should be illegal, or at least contained to fanfiction. Shit, can NOT believe she thinks she has writing talent? It takes some serious narcissism to write something like this and believe it's publishable.

No. 147448

>>147089
So whose writing sucks harder – Gerg's or Raymi's?? I truly cannot decide…,

No. 147450

>>147089
It's like 50 shades meets My Immortal

No. 147451

>>147414

Kek "fuck you for making me read this" has me rolling

No. 150076

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Raymi Lauren White keeps getting into subtweet fights with https://twitter.com/omnamaste and it's pretty fucking hilarious.

No. 150077

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>>150076
(cont'd)

No. 152138

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Maybe you guys can help me solve this mystery.

This is supposed to be a sort before & after sort of deal, where she's showing how you can use posing and camera angles to make yourself look fit in photos. But, for the life of me, I can't tell which is supposed to be the before and which one is supposed to be the after, because she doesn't look fit in either. She just looks doughy and burnt-out.

So, which one do you think is the before and which one is the after?

Also, wearing sunglasses indoors? Ew.

No. 152190

>>147448
I'm sure they both suck the ever living fuck at writing.

No. 152522

>>152138
I think the one on the left is supposed to be the one that makes her look more 'fit', hence the leg and arm positioning, but I personally think she looks more toned (!) in the right one. Her stomach looks weird and flabby in the left one.

No. 155505

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So there's this Rob Campbell dude with whom Raymi has been hanging (and totally not banging (weird that he has a bunch photos of her in a bikini, tho ( https://instagram.com/p/5ctVHUocV5/ )))

Anyway, as it turns out, SMOJoe, or Rob, or whatever the fuck his name is, is a professor of internet marketing at Humber College.

Oh hey, remember that time Raymi was asked to speak in front of an internet marketing class at Humber College, and she talked it up like it was because she was some renowned, super-genius marketing whiz? Oh yeah. I totally bet she was asked there by virtue of her own merits and not because her totally-not-boyfriend is the fucking professor of the class.

http://raymitheminx.com/2015/07/28/heatwave-to-me/
http://smojoe.com/2015/07/smojoe-teaches-internet-marketing-mrkt-251-at-humber-college/

Yep. Definitely no conflict of interest happening here. Perish the thought.

On a completely unrelated note: Does anyone know how I can get in touch with Humber College's board of directors? Because I heard a rumour that one of their professors will hijack his students' education in a attempt to further his girlfriend's blogging "career".

No. 158138

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This one time, Raymi Lauren White had explosive diarrhea, so she had her boyfriend take pictures of her crying and naked on the toilet, _SHITTING_.

http://raymitheminx.com/2010/01/01/worst-nye-ever/

#brands #trendsetter #influencer #keruoac #fecalpheliac

No. 159974

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http://www.raymitoronto.com/

Raymi has surmised -rightly so- that her blog is a festering bog of grossness, so she's decided to start a new blog, Raymi Toronto. You know, because she lives in Toronto, currently.

Hire Raymi. She great writer.

Basically, what Raymi wants to do with this new blog is have businesses hire her to do blogvertisements.

What's a blogvertisement? Simply, it's an advertisement masquerading as an everyday, regular blog post. It's like an advertorial in a newspaper, but without the oversight and even less integrity.

Yer damn right it's a weaselly practice.

There's actually laws that you're supposed to disclose when you've been paid to write a blog article, but they're almost never enforced, so nobody bothers to.

What an inauspicious end for our poor Raymi Lauren White. Instead of ending up as a writer, artist or actress, she's going to shill Monsanto products like a desperate mommy-blogger.

Join Raymi in Toronto as she shills her way across Toronto for whoever will pay her!

Interesting to learn that Raymi Rules the Web. I mean. it's in bold so it has to be true, right? Why would somebody lie in bold?

No. 163426

>>155505
It says that she talked about her job at an ad agency.

The ad agency job that she got by lying, held for only about 2 months and was fired from for sucking at it? That ad agency job?

So was it a "learn from my fail" type of talk, or did she just lie through her teeth like she normally does? I guess it doesn't matter because it wasn't really about teaching the students anything, it was about trying to legitimize Raymi as whatever the Hell she's supposed to be. Like an internets expert or something?

Yeesh. If you follow the breadcrumbs from any of Raymi's "accomplishments" it always leads to some gross fraudulent behaviour and/or nepotism.

No. 163623

I've gotten inside your head.

No. 163999

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Now, I know what you're thinking: There couldn't possibly be any more photos of Raymi pooping, right? YOU FOOLS! There will always be more photos of Raymi pooping. She's probably taking a diarrhea selfie at this very moment!

http://raymitheminx.com/2012/03/06/teasers-are-for-geezers-and-heres-one/

Raymi is actually pretty interesting to analyse from a psychosexual developmental standpoint. Her obsession with shit and pooping suggests that she became fixated in the anal stage. This definitely explains her immaturity, because you're only a toddler during the anal stage.

Another interesting thing to note is that, unlike most people who are anally-fixated, Raymi didn't develop an anal-retentive personality, rather, she went in the completely opposite direction and developed an anal-expulsive personality.

>Anal-expulsive personality


>The opposite of anal-retentive would be anal-expulsive adults. Such adults underwent liberal toilet training as opposed to the anal-retentive. These adults, as children, usually went to the bathroom at inappropriate times. As children, they soiled their pants whenever they pleased in rebellion against using the toilet. They did not like to be told where and when they should use the toilet. These adults will want to share things with their peers and give things away. They can sometimes be messy, disorganized, and rebellious. They will also be inconsiderate of others' feelings.


>However, a child who has successfully completed this stage will be characterized as having used proper toilet training techniques throughout toilet training years and will successfully move on to the next stage of Freud's psychosexual developmental stages. Although the anal stage seems to be about proper toilet training, it is also about controlling behaviors and urges. A child needs to learn certain boundaries when he or she is young so that in the future there will not be contention regarding what is overstepping the boundaries.


>Anal expulsiveness is the state of a person who exhibits cruelty, emotional outbursts, disorganization, self-confidence, (sometimes) artistic ability, generosity, rebelliousness and general carelessness.


Yep. That hits the nail on the fucking head.

TL;DR Raymi's personality type is analogous to a giant butt what poops all over everything.

Also, don't mess up your kid's toilet training, or they'll grow up to be a raging psycho, apparently.

No. 165670

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DURR RAYMI GO BOOM BOOM

No. 168740

>>163999

just out of curiosity, are you that omnamaste person from twitter?

No. 170584

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http://raymi.buzznet.com/photos/default/?id=29823601
Raymi Toronto brand ambassador extraordinaire for the pooping.

I always wonder about the person behind the lens in these pooping pics. Like, is it multiple different friends that she suckered into doing it, or is it all the same guy and taking pictures of girls going to the bathroom is like his thing?

No. 175158

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Raymi is making "art" again.

Errr… I wonder what she charges for commissions…

No. 180172

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More "art".

Reminder that this is a 35-year-old adult and not a special needs child.

Although, I guess Raymi could be a special needs adult.

No. 180276

Moved to >>>/snow/30618.



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