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No. 82863

A trannsexual SJW communist who rose to fame by drawing creepy self insert lesbian weeaboo art of his friends. Chrischan style.

Is known for threatening suicide more that raven, that video on occupy, being too retarded even for the most liberal communes to handle and most recently, for declaring war on /cow/ which will probably entail lolsuits.

Link to ED article

https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Ahuviya_Harel

No. 82864

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>>82863
also is 'latinx' and so everything bad that happens is because of the white cis patriarchy

No. 82865

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No. 82866

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has lots of tattoos like this, still owes money for them

No. 82867

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No. 82868

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No. 82877

I remember him hating Chris chan lol

No. 82883

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he's obsessed with bicycles even tho he can't ride one

No. 82886

>>82883
He literally lives under a bridge and poops in a ditch. That explains those grimy ass nails

No. 82900

>>82863
I had to look up what "latinx" means, even though I speak spanish. How the hell do these people live? They DO know that like, almost every single word in spanish has a "gender", right? Are they triggered every time someone tells them that they left their keys on the table?

No. 82902

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>>82900
I'm just shocked they're using the word latin, shouldn't they be hating on the white colonisers? Or are they just ignorant of the history?

Or is it one of those reclamation things, like tumblerinas reclaiming the words dyke and fag?

No. 82904

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>>82900
they probably get so triggered they need to go to the emergency hugbox

what does this mean btw my friend

No. 82911

>>82904
I am Spanish and i fucking hate when special snowflakes pretend to know Spanish and proceed to write/get tattooes in absolutely broken Spanish

No. 82919

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Someone translate plz

No. 82920

>>82919
"A woman's place is the battlefront" ugh

No. 82925

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>>82920
but why would a girl riding a bike be saying that wtf

horrible tattoo srsly, I'm not sure which one is the worst, there's so many bad ones

No. 82932

I mean if you're going to make fun of this thing at least know a bit about what you're going to make fun of it for

No. 82934

>>82904
Escape together to the woods? I think?

No. 82935

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>>82932
Hmm? What do you mean?

No. 82936

>>82904
It says "run away to the forest together!", but as anon above said it doesn't have much sense because it's written like an order or a suggestion, like "hey you girls, run away to the forest together!". Idk, it would have more sense if it was "escapemos juntos al bosque" (let's run away to the forest together!) I guess??
Btw, I'm loling so hard because it says "juntos" (masc.) instead of "juntas" (fem.). I swear I don't get these people.
Whatever, those tattoos are ridiculous.

No. 82939

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>>82936
worst thing is he blew his most recent tugboat to get more shitty tattoos.

No. 82958

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>>82935
Lol this reminded me of Rick from The Young Ones, especially on that episode where they try to rob a bank (the Fascist Pig Bank kek).

No. 82963

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>>82958
ok dumb question, is that show anything like red dwarf? if so, I'm checking it out

No. 82964

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what a lovely stable individual

No. 82970

>>82963
Yes! If you like red dwarf you should totally check the young ones! Sadly it a very short show, just 12 episodes…

No. 82977

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>>82970
It's on youtube, that's neato

No. 82978

>>82939
Oh my gosh. this was in an old tumblr thread and I couldn't believe this tattoo was real.

No. 82982

>>82977
Who keeps doing these tattoos? they're so bad and they're badly done. That tattoo 'artist' is shit.

No. 82984

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>>82982
well, the tatoo artist takes a tab, so considering how bad ahuviya is with finances means he'll never get fully paid

No. 82985

I cannot believe someone like this actually exists. Wow. Those tattoos…

No. 82987

>>82984
Depending on how big the tattoo is or how long it will take. My dad has been doing tattoos since the mid 90s and only huge tattoos get paid in sessions. A lot of these look like they can be done in two sessions. But in general, that artist's work is shit. Those lines are terrible and everything looks uneven and incredibly amataur.

No. 82996

>>82984
Wtf, "descanso en poder" (rest in power) instead of "descansa en paz" (rest in peace)? Was he trying to play on words? Because it should be "descansa" or "descanse", not "descanso".

No. 82998

>>82984
this sentence doesn't make any sense whatsoever in Spanish.

No. 83030

>>82984
Man this is fucking hilarious. I hope they get more google translate tattoos

No. 83032

>>82984
Always makes me cringe when people get tattoos in a butchered attempt at another language.
If you don't speak it well enough to catch mistakes, don't permanently imprint it on to your skin. Fucking hell.

No. 83037

>>83032
This. Why get a tattoo of a language you cant even see that the sentence structure is completely wrong? Or you cant even catch that most words in Spanish (like french) have a gender. It's so annoying.

No. 83038

>>82996
I'm assuming they meant "I rest in power"

which latin american country do they claim roots to?

No. 83041

>>82900
http://allthingslinguistic.com/post/113544869730/gender-issues-in-spanish

This might interest you. tbh I think the more sensible people advocating this is just trying to avoid gendering people when referring to them, not whether the nonhuman thing is masculine or feminine.

No. 83043

>>83041
Thank you, I didn't want to mention it since ppl generally don't care and think it all relates to tumblr somehow

No. 83066

>>83043
Well, gender issues are a real problem in our world. It's just tumblr has done tons of damage from the people who actually have problems. tumblr idiots have made it harder for real trans and gay people and even women to fight for their rights without being labeled SJWs.

No. 83076

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>>83030
>>82996

kek I hope so too

No. 83085

>>83032
and worse if he's claiming to be LATINX

No. 83086

>>83076
Wait, so they hate all straight people?

No. 83171

>>82958
A young ones reference on lolcow…

I'm from the states but I grew up watching this on VHS. I can't even begin to tell you how many times a week I say "I wish I had six pairs of hands!"

OT sorry but haha I love that show.

No. 83267

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>>83066
>Well, gender issues are a real problem in our world.

stop

No. 83337

>>83267
Trans people have body dysmorphia and its a serious disorder, just like depression. are you retarded?

No. 83359

>>83337

Agreed, anon
But don't you mean gender dysphoria?

No. 83364

I don't get it. This stupid fat fuck complains about not having a stable place to live like every day he's alive, yet blows off over a grand on shitty tattoos that look like they came from a 50 cent machine in Dollar General.

Like, why has nobody who actually claims to care for him actually stand up and be like "look you stupid fuck, maybe you could afford housing if you didn't blow over a grand on your shitty tattoos"?

No. 83410

>>83337
that anon probably assumed gender issues to mean stupid tumblr gender issues like being agender while also sometimes feeling like a femme androgyne but also a crystalboi sparkle fairy

No. 83425

>>83267
No, i mean gender issues. Like the way way of thinking 'women should be this' and 'men should be that'
Please, you stop. It's a real problem that leads to sexism and discrimination.

No. 83426

>>83410
No, i meant this >>83425 Apologies for any confusion.

No. 83429

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>>83425
And yet you're still an idiot.

No. 83434

>>83429
Not even bait, but whatever you say.

No. 83652

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>>82935
Maoism…? Seriously? Does this motherfucker know how many people died as a direct result of fucking Mao Zedong?

rage intensifies

No. 83653

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No. 83654

>>82958
you just warmed my heart anon! is it still on netflix do you think? /nostalgia-chan

No. 83658

>>83267
thank u for the spoiler. i might have been triggered

muh dissociation

No. 83679

>>83653
You make me wanna rewatch the X-files. Gosh, that was my show as a teen in the 90s!

No. 83689

>>83679
<3 i'm rewatching it now anon~ we should have lolcow tinychats where we watch tv or movies~!!

No. 83690

>>83689

Can I get in on this? I've been rewatching it too on netflix and I hear they're doing a new series with both Scully and Mulder? Eyyy

No. 83723

>>83689
>>83690
I'd honestly be down for this. Can we make an X-files thread on /b/?

No. 83780

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>>83652
he probably thinks that was an error, or lies

No. 83913

>>83780
Sweet mother of god buddha wasn't trans.
On another note his shit art has gotten better.

No. 84098

If you ever think there aren't 'gender issues' just think of india

No. 84101

>>83913
I'm so sick of trans people who think EVERYONE is trans. I was playing dragon age and came across some asshole who kept going on about how Fenris is trans. I wanted to punch them. stop it!

No. 84108

>>84101
Apologies for the OT but, I think I know who you're talking about (or at least one of the cows in that camp). I used to follow someone like that on tumblr who posted some BS along the lines of "if you can't get behind the fact that trans!fenris is canon, unfollow me right now. u w u"

>>83679
>>83689
this sounds wonderful.

No. 90690

>>82996
"rest in power" is a phrase which circled Tumblr, after being used on an RIP drawing for Leela Alcorn.
It was Harel's blog title before he moved onto a new one.

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No. 524150

>>82865
Lel. That is some bad delusion.(necro)

No. 524151

>>82939
What the fuck was he thinking? Is this like … a message to someone who is about to rape him? A reminder to himself … ?

No. 524156

>>524150
>>524151
um wtf anon

No. 524179

>>82868
That's a slave registration number…like he's owned by someone in a bdsm way. So that would lead me to question, someone fucks this?

No. 524309

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Hooves recently pretended to have Genital reassignment surgery. He was in the hospital recently for reasons currently unconfirmed, and KF has 3 threads going on about his newest attempt at getting asspats by pretending he was in for the previously mentioned surgery.

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/25-may-18-phil-claims-to-have-a-vagina-now.43539/

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/26-may-18-picture-of-new-vagina.43560/

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/26-may-2018-phil-states-his-demands.43553/

No. 524310

>>524179
That slave registration number is for his "headmate"/imaginary friend named Xochi. I wish I was making this up. He did have an ex who used to post on KF like a year or two ago.

No. 525013

>>524179
that looks like a phone number, my dude. 960 is a area code, lol.

No. 525056

>>525013
it's missing a digit then

No. 525196

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>>525013
If you'd taken two seconds to google it you'd find that we're not pulling this out our ass

No. 525216

>>524309
Imagine the tard rage if he sees he's listed as a white male on charts

No. 525226

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Totes a womxn guise

No. 525230

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No. 525673

>>525196

960 is still an area code. it just looked like a phone number. i didnt care to google duh

No. 525777

>>525673

960 is not a north american area code. it's a country code for the maldives, but not an area code.

No. 525872

>>525777
Still doesn't matter as several anons have confirmed it's for him from Xochi, so he's a slave to his own imaginary friend

No. 525941

>>525872
that's fine, im not refuting the info. also how does this slave registration work.

seems cringe

No. 525952

>>525230
whipcracks

No. 525961

>>525230
Oregonian here. Not even remotely surprised this…person…is from Portland. Not even remotely.

No. 525964

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>>525230
Wait, ADF is no longer homeless and now has a freshly aquired frankengina? Da fuck did the money for that come from?

No. 525967

>>525964
Taxpayers

No. 526521

>>525964
Apparently he used the photos from when he took a boatload of laxatives in order to get explosive diarrhoea again for reasons unknown,because no human would be up tweeting and on facebook less than a day after major srs dribbling about how he thwarted the attempts of haterzzzz and got the surgery in spite of them. I mean even if he did have the vagine all of a sudden to get one specifically because an internet stranger told you you wouldn't is possibly the most autistic things ever seen, bar of course the entire life history of Chris Chan.

No. 526560

>>526521
There are pictures on KF, stop being autistic. If you want ‘proof’ go there, we don’t do extensive digging on this loser.

No. 526574

>>526560
>>526560
No one did extensive digging, the info from >>526521 appears to have been taken directly from KF, specifically the thread posted on >>524309. It may not be up to date info but it's not exactly incorrect; it's speculation from KF. No one has solid proof he even got the surgery anyway, people are still confused as to why he got it at an apparent children's hospital and why he was up and eating less than a day afterwards when it's an extremely invasive surgery. Seems like you're projecting there a little with the autism.

No. 526603

>>526574
Nah, there’s a photo of him in the hospital either tucking with drainage tubes; or, ah, with a new vagene. You can see his tats, so no question that it’s him. Only real question is if he’d bother to tuck, with drainage tubes placed, in a hospital. Can’t be arsed to sort the page number for you but it’s one of the threads marked as ‘Surgery’. It’s true that KF is better informed about this cow than we are, and you can get better info there. I have a feeling you knew that anyhow. Either way he’ll die of sepsis so yeah.

No. 529747

>>526603
There's a new post-surgery/hellmouth pic up on KF. I won't torture anyone by linking it here.

No. 529809

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>>529747
But I will

No. 529810

>>529809
rotten pastrami pussy pocket

No. 529825

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>>529810
it literally does look like a sliced hot pocket, good lord

No. 529831

>>529809
Am I looking at the gates of hell right now?

No. 529848

>>529809
How long until sepsis and necrosis set in?
Also lmaoing @ the complete absence of pretend labia minora, instead it's just fat folds.

No. 529862

>>529825
it looks like someone stuffed mud in it and it kinda just oozed out

No. 529871

>>529848
There's no majora either…

Is this like an amputation or infection cleaning surgery?

No. 529893

>>529809
Tranny vagoos always look like they have some bone sticking out. There was that one reddit user who showed a picture and same thing, like there’s a ridge or a hard bit where there shouldnt be. I keep seeing that little spot on the left of the picture and wondering what it is and why it’s there.

No. 529912

>>529809
it looks like an axe wound, eugh

No. 529913

>>529809
This is giving me horrible flashbacks of when CWC had that open, infected gash on his perineum. Barf.

No. 529934

dont u hate when u diarrhea so hard a vagina opens

No. 529968

>>529809
what are the white chunks?

WHAT ARE THE WHITE CHUNKS!?!?!?!?!

IM SCREAMING

No. 529972

>>529809
But guies, this is a REAL vagina like a REAL womzn would have. Fuckin' cis scumz.

No. 530443

>>529913
How come otherwise healthy, sweet, intelligent college students can die from flesh eating bacteria they catch from swimming in a river with a cut on their leg while Chris managed to survive with that monstrosity between his legs? Does God hate us?

No. 531067

>>529809
FUCK THIS GAY SHIT, FUCK THIS GAY SITE, FUCK THIS GAY EARTH, AND FUCK ME FOR CLICKING ON THIS IMAGE KNOWING VERY WELL NOT TO DO THAT, I"LL GO FUCKING DIE NOW.

No. 531080

>>531067

Definitely don't peep the new pic on KF of him using a dilator, then.

No. 531084

>>531080
post it

No. 531137

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No. 531141

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>>531084

Before you click on pic related, please ask yourself if you can live with these images burned into your mind.

No. 531259

>>531141
i can't look away, when i blink it's still there thanks

No. 531282

>>529809
Why is it black? WHY IS IT BLACK???

No. 531286

>>531282
dead skin, morphed and shaped into a mud flap vagene w no labia majora

No. 531289

>>531141
Nice resizing to 666, number of the beast for real tho, what a gangrenous looking mess. I guess we can start the clock till he either realizes he: cut off his dick to spite a website and kills himself, or, realizes he’s a trender who cut off his dick for oppression points and necks himself. I can’t believe a doctor signed off on this because Phil getting SRS is a danger sign that the ‘system’ is NOT working correctly.

No. 531303

>>531289
I'm guessing the risk of getting sued or struck off if they don't bend to the will of ever trender out there these days. I'm not in the states but here they're trying to push the whole "you don't need dysphoria to be trans" thing. I had a friend in college who was on hormones and grew breasts, got implants then regretted it and now they have a beard and tits and can't afford a revision at the moment so they're just this bizarre hideous in between.I don't think he's smart enough to have bluffed his way through therapy, how did he afford it? but then again when you think about it he could sue them for medical negligence for letting him get a vag so it's a no win situation. We all lose, especially after seeing that miserable gaping wound.

No. 531304

>>531141
He's got Trench Foot, right? How long before that spreads to his 'vagina'?

No. 531307

>>531141
Why is there a…hole? On the pubic mound? It looks like they made the cleft squint but it's likely post surgery blood or rot.

No. 531311

>>531141
Oh good christ the dilator is covered in blood. Fucking boak. I'm amazed by the determination these people have to shove what is effectively a dildo in an open wound so it stays open.

No. 531323

>>531311
live and die by your kinks, ig.

No. 531333

>>531307

Fucking hell I only glanced at it the first time but now that you mention it it's definitely crooked.

I wonder if it'll get infected considering his poor hygiene. Honestly I'd rather die than have a Lovecraftian vagina like that.

No. 531408

>>531311
I think they're just notches in the side anon.

>>531333
Phil will get to do both!

No. 531462

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>>531141
But trans genitalia are the same as cis ones. You literally can't even tell them apart. You're just being transphobic.

>>531333
High chance. Soneone on r/asktransgender got his infected because he stopped dilating regularly and didn't clean the insides. Said he got a buildup of orange goop mixed with hair.

When a woman skips out on proper hygiene, it can get gross but it's usually not a significant danger. A trans vagoo requires much more maintenance, daily. And with his past of being homeless, good luck with that. Homeless biological women already have trouble getting feminine hygiene products and access to sanitation. His hole is gonna be too much responsibility

No. 531636

>>531307
If you go to KF there’s a photo that shows you; it was the location of one of the drainage tubes. I can’t remember the name, I’m sure a medfag would know, it’s of a type that you can place almost anywhere and has a hand pump for the patient to help with the actual drainage.

Now why that port scar would be black and not a nice healing pink color is the real (haha) question but I think we all know the answer to that.

No. 531696

>>531636
Thanks anon, I don't check KF regular so I didn't know that, it just looked like a squint infected vagina. Which it is of course, just for different reasons.

No. 531717

>>531636
>>531696
Gotta love it when farmers are friendly, feels like this kind of exchange is rare around here lately.



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