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No. 160479
File: 1681006563474.png (1.11 MB, 989x1648, pick me barbie.png)
saw an anon suggest this edit
No. 160480
File: 1681006627270.png (1.27 MB, 1015x2048, pick me barbie 2.png)
No. 163081
File: 1685368092374.png (992.41 KB, 1080x707, EC5374D6-85AE-4F47-9984-E401B5…)
always a fav
No. 163231
File: 1686083928546.jpeg (822.88 KB, 2559x1278, IMG_6327.jpeg)
I tried.
No. 163414
File: 1686326191083.jpeg (Spoiler Image,185.69 KB, 1200x1200, IMG_7289.jpeg)
edited this pic from the main thread. all I did was apply a filter and adjust some brightness settings. I have no idea why she posts pics like the one on the left, unless she’s unaware of how shitty it looks or really is that delusional about herself.
No. 163583
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COOMER GLOWUPS PART ONE JASON WOMACK
>reverse his age a good 25 years
>get him on a diet
>get him to work out
>get some rosemary oil in his hair
>start a skincare routine
>somehow get him to not be a retarded coomer in the future
No. 163584
File: 1687859807958.jpeg (675.05 KB, 3464x3464, 346CC2D2-1F6E-4CDA-96ED-C26818…)
COOMER GLOW UP PART TWO
from disgusting inbred to FF character
No. 163611
File: 1687996633587.jpeg (1.7 MB, 4096x4096, IMG_4473.jpeg)
adding my retarded edit
No. 164260
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Makeover
No. 164261
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Noodle is obese and has a narrow urethra
No. 164305
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No. 164346
File: 1694057285960.png (2.55 MB, 1242x2208, shat.png)
wtf
No. 164348
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No. 166200
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No. 166201
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No. 166202
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I TRIED to yassify this guy but he has like a weird bean head and ugly body I made his shoulders wider but I couldn’t add muscle definition to his arms
No. 166203
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No. 166204
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Yassified Kiki Cali’s ugly ass bf
No. 166205
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No. 166206
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No. 166207
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No. 166208
File: 1700466624132.jpeg (61.56 KB, 275x225, 89F2672D-EF71-45B6-8634-F20664…)
Seth rogen
No. 166209
File: 1700466831180.jpeg (195.69 KB, 640x573, 300601D5-278F-413B-A0DA-5F88F1…)
Why does she look like my Tio
No. 166210
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No. 166213
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No. 166214
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No. 166392
File: 1701575963143.jpg (1.69 MB, 1280x2269, SNOW_20231203_034647_907.jpg)
my attempt at shopping shay cute(ish). she has received a rhinoplasty, some jaw surgery, had her mouth widened and receive some filler, had her eyebags removed, had her brows thickened, gotten contacts in a lighter shade of brown, had her hair dyed (I would have went with dark warm brown but this red was the only kind of close color snow had), had some blemishes removed, put on brown eyeshadow and red lipstick, and to top it all off a good old-fashioned filter was thrown on top. unfortunately couldn't remove the redness on her nose
No. 166476
File: 1701866340519.jpg (72.41 KB, 695x876, sarah.jpg)
Requesting this photoshopped into bikini brunette Gregory if anynonnie feels up to it
No. 166953
File: 1703838603937.jpeg (159.7 KB, 1105x1409, E5B7AA1A-0831-4972-A6CA-54BB9A…)
Shayna in 6 years
No. 166954
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>>166953Vs Shayna 6 years ago (sad trumpet)
No. 166955
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No. 167553
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No. 167569
File: 1707544035454.jpg (458.29 KB, 786x1440, Peachy_20240210_134852953.jpg)
No. 167573
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No. 167576
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>>164305Sorry anon you have made her look like a chubby Asian fishing white girl with cement lips.
No. 167633
File: 1707899527376.png (Spoiler Image,1.51 MB, 1142x1440, Photoroom-20240214_163109.png)
I hate this photo of her and it's the worst one I have seen. I can smell her lumpy ass just by looking it at and she looks like trump with a BBL.
No. 167647
File: 1708059065222.jpeg (605.74 KB, 1290x1899, daddy's 'special' girl.jpeg)
the first thing i thought of when seeing this post
No. 167690
File: 1708398555803.png (622.86 KB, 893x712, shank-shill.png)
No. 167692
>>167690KEK
>the file name KEK x 10
No. 167695
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No. 167707
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Before
No. 167708
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>>167707Shafter. All I did to her face was a rhinoplasty (smaller tip and longer bridge) and thinner brows for the Y2K she keeps trying to pull off. I guess props to her for not being as fake as she could be, not that scrotes would notice the warped door frame.
No. 167723
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No. 167724
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Goth shay
No. 167725
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No. 168129
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No. 168130
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No. 168131
File: 1711517934863.jpeg (103.87 KB, 832x604, IMG_2478.jpeg)
>>167725She should have got a nose job instead botching her tits
No. 168137
File: 1711555144258.png (490.09 KB, 449x401, lol.png)
>>168133>undereye scrotumslmao. This is exactly what it looks like.
No. 168138
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No. 168145
File: 1711662004533.jpeg (51.73 KB, 597x230, IMG_2505.jpeg)
she is so fucking, kek. things changed: blonde to rose gold hair, tan, teeth fixed, weight losd and small nose job. i wonder if she could actually look like this if she did all those things?
No. 168513
File: 1716285340182.jpeg (336.11 KB, 1033x1365, IMG_6705.jpeg)
Adding my shaytism but it’s fun to try and make her horrible photos look attractive.
No. 168521
File: 1716318994564.jpg (406.93 KB, 1080x962, Screenshot_20240521-201341.jpg)
I wish there were a cool brown or dark red option on snow
No. 168522
File: 1716331269249.jpg (699.38 KB, 1280x1280, SNOW_20240521_234046_812.jpg)
No. 168535
File: 1716447246345.png (1.72 MB, 1080x1080, shaykeover.png)
My love for makeup finally joins forces with my shaytism: here's my attempt at giving Shay a makeover!
1. BEGONE deep-fried hair. the bImBo BloNdE does nothing for her color palette and hair texture, and we all know proper upkeep to maintain healthy bleached hair is unachievable for Shay, given her personal hygiene habits. If she prioritized keeping her waves/curls healthy and shiny, her overall appearance would be way less haggard. Dark hair suits her nicely, imo.
2. Her eyebrows are too far apart, highlighting her neanderthal upper third. Bringing them closer together makes her face look more harmonious. The arch she draws makes her retarded expressions look even more painful and awkwar (alas her perpetual grimace), so making it a bit more subtle is important. Since her hair is darker, the dark brow is less jarring. I personally am a fan of thicker eyebrows, but thin and straighter brows probably would suit her too.
3. Basic skincare. Hydration. Better diet. A healthy tan. Exercise. Self-explanatory and rudimental.
4. For someone who doomscrolls and e-begs all day, this bitch is clueless in regards to current makeup trends and tips. Seriously. Her makeup ages her so much, she looks like she's stuck in 2015, literally almost a decade ago. Adding warmth to her face does wonders for her sickly complexion! Shay should play with contour, bronzer and blush. A softer wing with brown eyeshadow looks a lot nicer than a cat eye drawn with liquid black eyeliner, especially for day-to-day. A dewy highlighter, with little to no glitter particles, makes her look like a normally hydrated individual. And a little bit of Clinique Black Honey is a no-brainer, never met anyone who looks bad in it. I also drew a little beauty mark bc why not. Her ass should stay away from ANY matte makeup. She should also consider applying minimal mascara on the outer corner of her bottom lashes to make her eyes look bigger.
5. As for cosmetic procedures: the biggest difference lies in upper lip filler (or maybe a lip flip). She can easily make her nose look better with contouring, but her lips are just tragic - NO LIPLINER AND OVERLINING for Shat, because she doesn't have a clue as to what "nuance" means. I truly fear the day she picks up a lipliner with the intention of overlining her lips. If increasing water intake and managing her alcoholism don't improve her forehead wrinkles, she could get some botox. Marionette lines also need attention. My biggest nitpick regarding her nose would be her nasal wings moreso than the tip, which are constantly worsened by the same retarded facial expressions mentioned in #2. Shat always looks like she's shat herself and is sniffing the shat air.
6. Not pictured, but her teeth are in desperate need of fixing, brushing and flossing. Shat should also look into acquiring a copper tongue scraper bc her mouth is nasty. At least a annual or biannual dentist appt, like any functional adult.
No. 168539
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>>168538Even if she's posted years worth of awfully edited pics there's no reason she couldn't start posting ones edited to make her slim thicc now. Her usual coomers are too retarded to notice the difference anyway plus ones that randomly see her picture on their feed would be more likely to engage if she actually looked good in it. Moids don't notice or care about editing, those Chinese accounts with girls editing themselves to have giant eyes that take up half their faces and tiny heads like picrel have thousands of retarded men following them who neither notice nor care
No. 168542
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No. 168548
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No. 168549
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Some of her pictures are so ugly that it's impossible to make them look even semi attractive
No. 168553
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No. 168578
>>168535Kek I love this
nonnie. Good explanations, fingers crossed she reads this and actually tries for once in her life to look good. Her job literally depends on it yet she can't be assed, it confounds me.
No. 168608
File: 1717310739890.jpg (273.59 KB, 1080x1250, IMG_20240602_013847_edit_12486…)
Was bored and did her makeup and this monstrosity was the result:
Shaynarr tutorials :DD
No. 168892
File: 1720577955497.jpg (153.63 KB, 710x364, Screenshot_20240710-022023_022…)
It's really hard to make her look decent using just mobile apps. Either she ends up looking like AI after you've finished fixing everything wrong with her, or else she still looks plain
No. 168979
File: 1721334316341.png (7.28 MB, 1488x2266, IMG_0584.png)
She should really try wearing something other than pink.
No. 169092
File: 1722627497358.jpeg (1.65 MB, 4000x4000, IMG_2289.jpeg)
i think she’s look good as a ginger with a tan
No. 169093
File: 1722627626968.jpeg (99.12 KB, 975x493, IMG_2290.jpeg)
moving a fan edit
No. 169096
File: 1722627876613.jpeg (64.85 KB, 424x494, IMG_2292.jpeg)
future-shay
No. 169103
File: 1722711405546.jpg (737.98 KB, 1440x1080, shay edit.jpg)
No. 169181
File: 1723566838917.jpeg (1.12 MB, 1170x1863, IMG_4427.jpeg)
>>169130Idk, I think her hair color makes no difference. She was more attractive when she was blonde, but would going blonde make her more attractive? She’s like twice the weight she was then.
No. 169210
File: 1723649978463.jpg (174.7 KB, 2002x1344, Shay-king bad .JPG)
Felt inspired today.
No. 169346
File: 1724959820731.jpg (97.73 KB, 828x1020, sexy.JPG)
>>169210I think I’ll do a full fledged fanart of this, I just need to map each characters personality… Realistically shay should be walt as she is the main character but she has bob odenkirk lips which inspired me in the first place.
I could do a BCS edit instead, but I still feel like something is missing.
Kim -> Traniel
Howard -> sarah
Chuck -> ellen
Mike -> womak (obviously)
Gus -> kiki
Any other ideas?
No. 169592
File: 1731702828946.jpg (4.52 MB, 3072x4096, i love my big chungus life.JPG)
>>168578>>168583Thanks nonas. I'm high and made another shoop of Shay as a Mediterranean bombshell kek
No. 169593
File: 1731702960600.jpg (662.69 KB, 2047x2330, shayne.jpg)
Samefag, as I was editing her hair the app thought she was a moid kekkk
No. 169597
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