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Anonymous ## Admin 03/31/23 (Fri) 11:40:48 PM No. 2[Reply]

NONNY NONNY NONNY NONNY NONNY NONNY
NONNY Welcome to the Dollhaus, nonny! NONNY
NONNY NONNY NONNY NONNY NONNY NONNY

She’s really done it. As Shayna passes Momokun’s lead with 132 threads, she is gunning for the top spot. It should be no time before she surpasses Onision and becomes the Cow with the Most Threads. Our baby bimbo princess has also been robbed of her Favorite Cow award the past year as elections were not held. Thus, we thought a celebration was in order. Welcome to /shay/.

Of course, no one could ever replace Our Queen, but as the farm languishes without her leadership, we decided to put forth a new member of the Royalolcow Family. Shayna has previously said that a whole gossip site is dedicated to her, and why would we ever want to prove her wrong? Now it’s true! We figured that before our princess turns 26, we should have this board running like a well-oiled fuck machine on a balcony. Plus, now she’ll have some light reading to enjoy while she recovers from surgery. You can find all Shayna threads here, plus some new additions. The board will be subject to typical moderation, shayve our typical shayhead retardation. The only thing that could be more legendary is if we could recover her first ever thread…alas, nonny! Don’t go there!

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Fatspo Anonymous 05/27/23 (Sat) 02:34:00 AM No. 162962 [Reply]

Post before & afters, or just pictures of Shaymu looking particularly portly.

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Anonymous 10/31/24 (Thu) 04:03:41 AM No. 169528

>>168574
>>168557
It looks like she has some kind of medical condition. I mean her body would not be noticeable if she wasn't trying to make money off of being naked.

The fact that she uploaded this makes you wonder. what the hell is going on through her head?

Anonymous 10/31/24 (Thu) 05:06:39 AM No. 169530

>>168557
WTF is she doing?! I can’t stop kekking

Anonymous 11/02/24 (Sat) 01:23:57 PM No. 169542

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Anonymous 12/04/24 (Wed) 11:39:39 AM No. 169652

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Anonymous 01/17/25 (Fri) 07:09:25 AM No. 169720

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Another video of of her from the skidmark shoot.

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How would you repair Shayna’s life? Anonymous 04/05/23 (Wed) 10:48:26 PM No. 158673 [Reply]

If you were to wake up as her one day, or simply were allowed to make changes into her life, how would you get her life back on track? Where would you start? What steps would you take?

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Anonymous 12/24/24 (Tue) 02:41:51 AM No. 169686

>>169685
Are you retarded? /shay/ is literally a containment board for being retarded, weird, and sperg-y.

Anonymous 12/25/24 (Wed) 07:44:22 PM No. 169687

>>169685
Found the ugly tard who can't dress herself

Anonymous 01/01/25 (Wed) 11:38:10 PM No. 169691

>>169685
Go fuck yourself, I like anons' responses to the creative writing prompt. >>169684 painted a kind, soft, and even Hallmark-esque life that contrasts well with Shayna's bleaque, stubborn downspiral. It's like the hooker edition of The Little Matchgirl

Anonymous 01/06/25 (Mon) 02:54:05 PM No. 169703

>>169684
I can’t believe some of you retards took this greentext shitpost seriously lmao

Anonymous 01/16/25 (Thu) 11:59:52 PM No. 169718

>>169684
I've been laughing at this for 5 minutes. Some good ole' greentext.

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Shayna Lookalikes Anonymous 05/18/23 (Thu) 11:27:40 AM No. 162408 [Reply]

Post public figures that you have come across who look like/remind you of Shayna

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Anonymous 12/04/24 (Wed) 02:06:46 AM No. 169651

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Anonymous 12/05/24 (Thu) 10:28:17 PM No. 169655

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Shayna’s less ugly doppelgänger

Anonymous 01/06/25 (Mon) 05:45:08 AM No. 169701

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I think of shay every time I see this middle aged gay male lolcow from my country and I have nobody to talk about it with. Am I crazy or do yall nonnies see it too???

Anonymous 01/06/25 (Mon) 02:30:17 PM No. 169702

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I'm never calling Shayna ugly again. Dana makes her look like an accomplished professional.

Anonymous 01/15/25 (Wed) 12:33:45 AM No. 169717

>>169702
Holy shit she needs to make some Dana esque friends immediately lmao

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Shaynatorium #4 Anonymous 07/04/24 (Thu) 02:57:07 PM No. 168836 [Reply]

Containment board for Shayna memes and Shatposting.

This is a thread for collecting and archiving all Shay related media, mostly farmer generated. Please curb your autism and save any discussion of milk for the threads on /snow/, and spoiler any NSFW images.

Infight all your autistic battles here.

First thread: >>>/shay/158765
Second thread: >>>/shay/159974
Third thread: >>>/shay/163871

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Anonymous 01/04/25 (Sat) 10:30:03 PM No. 169700

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>>169699
Charts for eight months of earnings reports

General trends show a small increase in sub numbers over time and a steady decline in income.

Anonymous 01/11/25 (Sat) 04:54:05 AM No. 169712

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I miss this board in its prime. The Shay AI Barbie filter images of her degeneracy have given me some of my hardest laughs

Anonymous 01/12/25 (Sun) 05:56:46 PM No. 169713

It feels like no one reads her thread anymore kek.

Anonymous 01/13/25 (Mon) 02:09:11 AM No. 169716

>>169681
Based and realitypilled

Anonymous 01/18/25 (Sat) 02:27:42 AM No. 169721

To me , Shayna’s biggest loser trait is that she really thinks all she has to do to be “Barbie” or a doll is to just have blonde hair and wear pink.
Her flabby body has such a masculine fat distribution and she carries herself with 0 grace of a charming woman , much less of an attractive sex worker. Just no natural appeal or feminine charm or any traits the character Barbie has.

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Shay-fluenced Anonymous 05/08/23 (Mon) 06:59:03 PM No. 162176 [Reply]

Post about the times Shayna has influenced you to buy or try something new!

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Anonymous 03/13/24 (Wed) 07:51:35 AM No. 168020

>>168015
I got the plastic thing at first cause the toothbrush doesn't get it as clean as it'd like plus I tend to gag on my toothbrush when I do it towards the back. The plastic tool vs the regular toothbrush is a mild upgrade but the metal is incomparable I'd say. You'd be seriously surprised how much you would be taking off, plus it's much quicker since it gets the whole tongue in one downward motion so you just have to repeat it a few times while rinsing your mouth between scrubs vs scrubbing around the tongue a few times with the smaller brush.

Anonymous 03/16/24 (Sat) 07:51:06 AM No. 168030

>>168020
NTA but you’ve made me want to upgrade from my Orabrush. Is there a specific brand/metal you’d recommend or does it not matter?

Anonymous 03/16/24 (Sat) 11:05:47 PM No. 168033

>>168030
I honestly got the cheapest 2 pack off amazon with decent reviews lol. I'd personally just recommend making sure it's made from either copper or stainless steel so it's easily cleaned and non-rusting and recommend the design in the original picrel. I see some that are looped and have just one handle which imo seem not as good a design but that's personal preference probably.

Anonymous 11/19/24 (Tue) 10:23:09 PM No. 169598

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it was so good

Anonymous 01/13/25 (Mon) 01:49:16 AM No. 169715

>>167424
i was actually going to post that i tried my first espresso martini a couple months ago because of shat. it was fine, but i'm not sure why she's so obsessed with them. pretty sure i've been shayfluenced to eat something else, but i won't remember now

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The WORST picture of her ever Anonymous 10/04/23 (Wed) 10:04:18 PM No. 164799 [Reply]

Which pic made you think DAMN SHES UGLY for me it was this one her head looks like a deflated balloon and her expression is so ugly the smirk the double chin

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Anonymous 12/03/24 (Tue) 01:51:54 AM No. 169649

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What even is this facial expression?

Anonymous 01/08/25 (Wed) 02:48:06 PM No. 169710

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She looks like if the Chippette's had a fourth disfigured sister like Bunny from the Power Puff Girls (even though Bunny was based).

Anonymous 01/10/25 (Fri) 01:09:22 PM No. 169711

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>>169710
Another image from her OF where she makes the same expression.

Anonymous 01/13/25 (Mon) 12:11:00 AM No. 169714

>>164857
Was there a reason this was 8MB? I'm crying

Anonymous 01/17/25 (Fri) 07:01:56 AM No. 169719

>>169714
ＢＩＧ　file size for ＢＩＧ　ＳＨＡＹＮＵＳ

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Shay and Friends Anonymous 05/07/23 (Sun) 07:51:51 AM No. 162131 [Reply]

Thread for all of the side characters in the Shaynaverse.

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Anonymous 11/13/24 (Wed) 07:36:46 AM No. 169578

>>169577
i got hemorrhoids before and it was from shitting bricks, i've never done anal sex. but yeah they suck though. They heal, but they stay visible

Anonymous 11/13/24 (Wed) 05:43:01 PM No. 169580

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im so embarrassed for kiki. she posted a video of her filming her boyfriend fucking some other whore. yikes.

Anonymous 11/14/24 (Thu) 08:45:16 AM No. 169581

>>169565
oh sorry anon his @ used to be SolSalvatore i had forgotten this one. he's definitely gained weight he used to be skin and bone

Anonymous 01/08/25 (Wed) 02:42:37 PM No. 169708

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Anonymous 01/08/25 (Wed) 02:44:22 PM No. 169709

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Still not over this one

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Comedian fart pics Anonymous 04/06/23 (Thu) 09:13:04 PM No. 160423 [Reply]

I've noticed nonas made a few of these kek

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Anonymous 02/04/24 (Sun) 11:17:48 PM No. 167492

>>167490
I'm pretty sure Ellen hangs out here. Either her or that obese goth cow.

Anonymous 02/05/24 (Mon) 04:34:05 AM No. 167495

kek at fridgechans coping in the comedian fart pic thread

Anonymous 02/06/24 (Tue) 02:21:25 AM No. 167510

>>167495
Ellen is the one coping. Not even shay likes your big ass that much.

Anonymous 10/01/24 (Tue) 11:07:43 PM No. 169396

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fresh fart

Anonymous 01/08/25 (Wed) 02:42:03 PM No. 169707

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Shay reaction images Anonymous 05/13/23 (Sat) 04:50:12 PM No. 162279 [Reply]

Our queen has so many great faces that can perfectly convey our emotions online

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Anonymous 07/10/24 (Wed) 07:53:12 PM No. 168907

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Anonymous 07/11/24 (Thu) 04:44:32 AM No. 168908

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Not a face but a favorite of mine I’ve been hoarding

Anonymous 07/11/24 (Thu) 05:16:53 AM No. 168912

Damn, it is crazy to look at all the old pics upthread and see how much life has left her eyes in the space of 4-5 years.
It's not just that she got fatter/uglier. She can hardly even open her eyes anymore. And even when she does there's nothing behind them. Just zooted 24/7.
Pics like these >>162513 don't even look like the same person as >>162420 and >>162311 and >>162309
Her soul is gone.

Anonymous 01/08/25 (Wed) 02:38:19 PM No. 169704

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Anonymous 01/08/25 (Wed) 02:39:10 PM No. 169705

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When you don't have enough money for the seafood boil

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