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Anonymous ## Admin 03/31/23 (Fri) 11:40:48 PM No. 2[Reply]

NONNY NONNY NONNY NONNY NONNY NONNY
NONNY Welcome to the Dollhaus, nonny! NONNY
NONNY NONNY NONNY NONNY NONNY NONNY

She’s really done it. As Shayna passes Momokun’s lead with 132 threads, she is gunning for the top spot. It should be no time before she surpasses Onision and becomes the Cow with the Most Threads. Our baby bimbo princess has also been robbed of her Favorite Cow award the past year as elections were not held. Thus, we thought a celebration was in order. Welcome to /shay/.

Of course, no one could ever replace Our Queen, but as the farm languishes without her leadership, we decided to put forth a new member of the Royalolcow Family. Shayna has previously said that a whole gossip site is dedicated to her, and why would we ever want to prove her wrong? Now it’s true! We figured that before our princess turns 26, we should have this board running like a well-oiled fuck machine on a balcony. Plus, now she’ll have some light reading to enjoy while she recovers from surgery. You can find all Shayna threads here, plus some new additions. The board will be subject to typical moderation, shayve our typical shayhead retardation. The only thing that could be more legendary is if we could recover her first ever thread…alas, nonny! Don’t go there!

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Things Shayna does that annoys you Anonymous 04/03/23 (Mon) 04:08:34 AM No. 158187 [Reply]

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Anonymous 11/24/23 (Fri) 01:51:14 AM No. 166261

>>166259
exactly. and not only will she not purposely save to spend time with her family, but she’ll shill her pussy and asshole and do the most embarrassing shit for pennies to raise money for the most meaningless shit yet couldn’t be arsed to do one of her emergency sales to raise $200 to go. She didnt even beg for money this time she was just kinda like “darn! it really sucks!” to save face

Anonymous 01/02/24 (Tue) 02:38:28 PM No. 167029

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this is from 2021

Anonymous 07/02/24 (Tue) 06:36:26 PM No. 168816

It just baffles me that she thinks the next dick or spanking video or whatever is going to thrust her into fame, you'd think she'd grown out of that shit.
I don't think se feels that strongly about it now, but i know it's in the back of her mind.
>Doing my first Boy/Girl will really go viral!
>Prositution will really help me advance my career and I'll get a sugar daddy who will spoil me endlessly!
It's like girl…her whole, "I'm so special" shit is weird. I used to feel that way until I turned 19 and realized i'm not "Special" i'm just retarded.

Anonymous 02/16/25 (Sun) 07:56:02 PM No. 169799

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i forgot about this or did not see it

Anonymous 05/11/25 (Sun) 11:27:51 PM No. 169928

As someone who once had a roommate who expected me to watch their behavioral-issue, ugly, untrained pets for free, Shayna really pisses me off. Why are these people picking up her animal’s shit for her and letting her drive their car? Seriously, what’s going on? I don’t understand this arrangement.

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The WORST picture of her ever Anonymous 10/04/23 (Wed) 10:04:18 PM No. 164799 [Reply]

Which pic made you think DAMN SHES UGLY for me it was this one her head looks like a deflated balloon and her expression is so ugly the smirk the double chin

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Anonymous 04/25/25 (Fri) 11:25:05 PM No. 169871

>>169842
Honestly think these are comparatively pretty compared to the shit she posts herself.

Anonymous 04/27/25 (Sun) 09:54:38 PM No. 169873

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Anonymous 05/06/25 (Tue) 08:51:33 PM No. 169910

>>164818
Marina
>>164827
Yaniv
>>164894
Grimes
>>164901
Amberlynn Reid
>>164934
Hartley Hooligan
>>164971
Grimes again
>>165429
My retarded cousin
>>165843
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Anonymous 05/06/25 (Tue) 09:17:38 PM No. 169911

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Anonymous 05/11/25 (Sun) 06:52:40 PM No. 169926

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Taking It To /shay/ Thread Vol. 1 Anonymous 11/27/24 (Wed) 06:11:20 PM No. 169617 [Reply]

A place of refuge to go when the fun-hating, terrible, takes-the-small-amount-of-power-she-has-and-abuses-it farmhand red-texts content in the main thread. Be free nonas! No mods or farmhands allowed to participate.

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Anonymous 05/09/25 (Fri) 04:48:52 PM No. 169919

>>169917
Any prehistoric shat screenshot/relics to share?

Anonymous 05/09/25 (Fri) 05:33:46 PM No. 169920

Anyone working on the new thread?

Anonymous 05/09/25 (Fri) 05:46:51 PM No. 169921

>>169920
I was going to make a new thread but I'm sleep deprived and will probably fuck it up.

Anonymous 05/09/25 (Fri) 05:52:55 PM No. 169922

>>169921
Fuck it, I'll take the risk.
Does anyone have suggestions for a thread pic?

Anonymous 05/09/25 (Fri) 06:46:10 PM No. 169923

>>169922
Done. New thread
>>>/snow/2116173

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Shay and Friends Anonymous 05/07/23 (Sun) 07:51:51 AM No. 162131 [Reply]

Thread for all of the side characters in the Shaynaverse.

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Anonymous 05/07/25 (Wed) 04:12:22 AM No. 169912

>>169901
Looks like pork (not a live pig, dead pig flesh) given human form from a witch's curse or something. He was always heinous to look at but before it was still in a human type of way?

Anonymous 05/07/25 (Wed) 05:37:26 AM No. 169913

>>169901
I know she's gotten pretty ugly herself in these last few years but boy would this feel good if I were shayna. She's ugly but he legit looks like some disgusting neckbeard caricature for some sketch.

Anonymous 05/08/25 (Thu) 10:33:58 PM No. 169916

>>169901
This dude isn't even 40 yet is he? He looks like a rough mid 50s wtf

Anonymous 05/09/25 (Fri) 06:33:24 AM No. 169918

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>>169916
40 this year

Anonymous 05/11/25 (Sun) 12:07:13 PM No. 169925

>>169901
peak soyboy.

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The "What If...?" Thread Anonymous 03/01/24 (Fri) 06:55:40 PM No. 167793 [Reply]

Lets discuss the "what ifs"?
>What If Shayna never met Fupaul
>What if Shayna was never tumblr famous?
>What if Shayna was raised by a single parent?
>What if Shay was a only child?
>What if Shayna was Vegan?
>What if Shayna never had the breast implant
>What if Shay's relationship with her family was better?
>What if Shayna was born Shane?
>What if Shayna was a lesbian?
>What if Shayna never entered sex work?
>What if Shayna was still thin?
>What if Shayna was born another race?
>What if Shayna was a red head?
>What if Shayna was a horse girl?
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Anonymous 04/09/25 (Wed) 12:10:48 AM No. 169839

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What if Shay preferred uppers to downers?

Anonymous 04/12/25 (Sat) 04:26:45 PM No. 169841

>>169839
I think she'd at least be on Kiki's level of "success" as far as getting signed to agencies and weight loss goes, plus she probably wouldn't have to live in that moid's basement anymore. She'd also probably feel herself way more as both a "bimbo" and "baby," although with weight loss, aging, and her general unhealthy/ sedentary lifestyle I have a strong feeling she'd sport that haggard, gaunt look, which might be easier for her to cope with than being fat. Though who knows as she's not a natural beauty even while skinny, and it could very well bring out her awkward giraffe stature and other undesirable features.

Anonymous 05/03/25 (Sat) 02:58:35 PM No. 169895

What if she had never gotten fat? Would she still be a complete failure, or would the repetitive porn, botched boobs and insistence on doing the pink Tumblr ddlg shit that was trendy a decade ago have still caused her porn "career" to fail?

Anonymous 05/03/25 (Sat) 03:33:02 PM No. 169896

>>169895
Her decline might have been slower because she would have been able to keep up the ~uwu baby bimbo barbie~ LARP for longer. I don't think it would have stopped her from failing because fat or thin, her "content" has always been low effort slop in an overcrowded market.

Anonymous 05/03/25 (Sat) 03:45:59 PM No. 169897

>>169895
She wouldn’t be as broke but her porn would still suck

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Shaylusions Anonymous 06/28/24 (Fri) 12:10:31 PM No. 168781 [Reply]

Post screenshots of Shay being delusional or just making up massive lies.

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Anonymous 08/21/24 (Wed) 06:11:52 PM No. 169300

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Thinking people attribute her "success" to being pretty

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Anonymous 05/02/25 (Fri) 01:28:51 PM No. 169894

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Shay reaction images Anonymous 05/13/23 (Sat) 04:50:12 PM No. 162279 [Reply]

Our queen has so many great faces that can perfectly convey our emotions online

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Anonymous 07/11/24 (Thu) 04:44:32 AM No. 168908

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Not a face but a favorite of mine I’ve been hoarding

Anonymous 07/11/24 (Thu) 05:16:53 AM No. 168912

Damn, it is crazy to look at all the old pics upthread and see how much life has left her eyes in the space of 4-5 years.
It's not just that she got fatter/uglier. She can hardly even open her eyes anymore. And even when she does there's nothing behind them. Just zooted 24/7.
Pics like these >>162513 don't even look like the same person as >>162420 and >>162311 and >>162309
Her soul is gone.

Anonymous 01/08/25 (Wed) 02:38:19 PM No. 169704

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Anonymous 01/08/25 (Wed) 02:39:10 PM No. 169705

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When you don't have enough money for the seafood boil

Anonymous 05/03/25 (Sat) 10:01:25 PM No. 169898

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Shaynatorium #4 Anonymous 07/04/24 (Thu) 02:57:07 PM No. 168836 [Reply]

Containment board for Shayna memes and Shatposting.

This is a thread for collecting and archiving all Shay related media, mostly farmer generated. Please curb your autism and save any discussion of milk for the threads on /snow/, and spoiler any NSFW images.

Infight all your autistic battles here.

First thread: >>>/shay/158765
Second thread: >>>/shay/159974
Third thread: >>>/shay/163871

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Anonymous 04/24/25 (Thu) 09:27:13 PM No. 169867

So this is a reach, but Shayna making that, "I LOVE OLDER MEN When people ask what 20 somethings talk about with 60's somethings!" being said, RIGHT when Shannon Sharpe a 60 something year old man, was accused of assulting/raping a 19-20 year old and moids are online excusing the age gap, that Shayna saw some of that news and her biggest issue is, "Ugh why are they hating on age gaps??"
Because thats where my mind went, or am I celebricow loser. I know she constantly pretends to love older men, but i wouldn't be surpised if another sex worker wrote something like,
>it's yucky seeing all the hate for age gaps in the shannon sharpe situation
or
>What would he have to talk about with her? relate with her?
IDK

Anonymous 04/25/25 (Fri) 12:44:52 AM No. 169868

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The hog's earning report for March.

MV
Item sales - $0 ｂｌｅａｋ
Video sales - $342.89
Tips - $0 ｂｌｅａｋ
Subs - $682.18
Total - $1025.07
Daily Income - $33.07
Calculations include the 40% cut taken by MV, item sales and subs include the 20% cut taken by MV.

OF
Estimated OF sub numbers including the 20% taken by OF
50 subs = $200
100 subs = $400
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Anonymous 05/05/25 (Mon) 09:40:41 AM No. 169899

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The hog's earning report for April.

MV
Item sales - $0 ｂｌｅａｋ
Video sales - $786.89
Tips - $0.80 ｂｌｅａｋ
Subs - $685.17
Total - $1472.06
Daily Income - $49.06
Calculations include the 40% cut taken by MV, item sales and subs include the 20% cut taken by MV.

OF
Estimated OF sub numbers including the 20% taken by OF
50 subs = $200
100 subs = $400
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Anonymous 05/06/25 (Tue) 04:52:38 PM No. 169909

>>169899
>She earned more money this month because what was probably a single coomer, went through her MV and bought every video where she wasn't fat.
KEK

Anonymous 05/10/25 (Sat) 10:00:41 AM No. 169924

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