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Anonymous ## Admin 03/31/23 (Fri) 11:40:48 PM No. 2[Reply]

NONNY NONNY NONNY NONNY NONNY NONNY
NONNY Welcome to the Dollhaus, nonny! NONNY
NONNY NONNY NONNY NONNY NONNY NONNY

She’s really done it. As Shayna passes Momokun’s lead with 132 threads, she is gunning for the top spot. It should be no time before she surpasses Onision and becomes the Cow with the Most Threads. Our baby bimbo princess has also been robbed of her Favorite Cow award the past year as elections were not held. Thus, we thought a celebration was in order. Welcome to /shay/.

Of course, no one could ever replace Our Queen, but as the farm languishes without her leadership, we decided to put forth a new member of the Royalolcow Family. Shayna has previously said that a whole gossip site is dedicated to her, and why would we ever want to prove her wrong? Now it’s true! We figured that before our princess turns 26, we should have this board running like a well-oiled fuck machine on a balcony. Plus, now she’ll have some light reading to enjoy while she recovers from surgery. You can find all Shayna threads here, plus some new additions. The board will be subject to typical moderation, shayve our typical shayhead retardation. The only thing that could be more legendary is if we could recover her first ever thread…alas, nonny! Don’t go there!

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Shaynatorium #4 Anonymous 07/04/24 (Thu) 02:57:07 PM No. 168836 [Reply]

Containment board for Shayna memes and Shatposting.

This is a thread for collecting and archiving all Shay related media, mostly farmer generated. Please curb your autism and save any discussion of milk for the threads on /snow/, and spoiler any NSFW images.

Infight all your autistic battles here.

First thread: >>>/shay/158765
Second thread: >>>/shay/159974
Third thread: >>>/shay/163871

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Anonymous 02/16/25 (Sun) 02:40:41 AM No. 169793

>>169748
Dana is genuinely horrifying and depressing, Shay is light entertainment by comparison, she's actually that comedian fart picture, gross, but only hurting herself. She's also never literally endangered children before despite all her pedo pandering.

Anonymous 02/16/25 (Sun) 12:45:29 PM No. 169794

im home in a snowstorm. if someone gives me a threadpic and edition title i will make up a nice shayna thread today with a recap and everything.

Anonymous 02/16/25 (Sun) 06:08:38 PM No. 169795

>>169794
thread pic
>>>/shay/169723
title - dead and boring

Anonymous 02/16/25 (Sun) 07:06:53 PM No. 169796

NEW THREAD
>>>/snow/2089696

Anonymous 02/22/25 (Sat) 03:22:23 AM No. 169809

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I'm looking through clips4sale.com for new videos and found this one of her taking a shower which amused me.

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Shayna Lookalikes Anonymous 05/18/23 (Thu) 11:27:40 AM No. 162408 [Reply]

Post public figures that you have come across who look like/remind you of Shayna

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Anonymous 02/03/25 (Mon) 10:57:35 PM No. 169744

>>169702
Shat has the weirdest pig trotter legs. Even compared to Dana

Anonymous 02/10/25 (Mon) 03:54:15 PM No. 169765

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Anonymous 02/11/25 (Tue) 05:19:32 PM No. 169772

>>169765
Holy shit this tripped me out so bad. I need a cow crossover.

Anonymous 02/12/25 (Wed) 12:42:04 PM No. 169779

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These two cows even make the same facial expressions

>>169765
I thought this was Shayna until I hovered over the thumbnail.

Anonymous 02/19/25 (Wed) 05:16:11 AM No. 169804

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shayna looks like this tiktoker that makes ragebait

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Shay Photoshop/Edit Thread Anonymous 04/03/23 (Mon) 05:09:31 PM No. 158286 [Reply]

Post your shaydits, photoshops, face apps and possible thread pics here!

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Anonymous 01/30/25 (Thu) 03:33:38 AM No. 169728

>>169723
Nonnie it is beautiful…Shortal Kombat…

Anonymous 02/18/25 (Tue) 08:58:18 PM No. 169803

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Quick and rough, shitty shedit. Matched accessories would have at least made this outfit somewhat passable.

Anonymous 02/19/25 (Wed) 02:05:02 PM No. 169805

>>169803
Why did you give her clown shoes

Anonymous 02/20/25 (Thu) 11:30:42 PM No. 169806

>>169805
bowling shoes for her hidden talent kek

Anonymous 02/21/25 (Fri) 03:16:57 AM No. 169807

>>169803
kek, it does look like that. I was trying to add some pink detail to her shoes. She does own pink shoes as seen in
>>>/shay/168729

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The Fashayion police: Shayna's worst outfit ever Anonymous 02/03/24 (Sat) 01:43:10 AM No. 167447 [Reply]

A thread for sharing Shay's biggest fashion disasters.

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Anonymous 06/21/24 (Fri) 06:19:30 PM No. 168729

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Anonymous 07/12/24 (Fri) 01:28:52 PM No. 168919

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Anonymous 08/04/24 (Sun) 10:15:09 PM No. 169111

>>167886
>>167871
>>168361
>>168073
At least these fit her

Anonymous 09/20/24 (Fri) 09:53:56 PM No. 169383

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This outfit is objectively hideous and looks fresh out of the aliexpress box it was shipped in.

Anonymous 02/18/25 (Tue) 05:33:40 AM No. 169802

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Things Shayna does that annoys you Anonymous 04/03/23 (Mon) 04:08:34 AM No. 158187 [Reply]

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Anonymous 11/23/23 (Thu) 08:54:13 PM No. 166259

Her terrible financial decisions. How are you going to come online and cry about how you can't afford to visit your family on Thanksgiving but in the past few weeks have blown hundreds on drinks, brunch, paying for upgraded seats and overweight luggage? In the past month she's publicly posted about spending ~$800 (including the flight to lonestar) which should definitely be enough for a roundtrip flight. If she really wanted to be there for the holidays, she would.

Anonymous 11/24/23 (Fri) 01:51:14 AM No. 166261

>>166259
exactly. and not only will she not purposely save to spend time with her family, but she’ll shill her pussy and asshole and do the most embarrassing shit for pennies to raise money for the most meaningless shit yet couldn’t be arsed to do one of her emergency sales to raise $200 to go. She didnt even beg for money this time she was just kinda like “darn! it really sucks!” to save face

Anonymous 01/02/24 (Tue) 02:38:28 PM No. 167029

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this is from 2021

Anonymous 07/02/24 (Tue) 06:36:26 PM No. 168816

It just baffles me that she thinks the next dick or spanking video or whatever is going to thrust her into fame, you'd think she'd grown out of that shit.
I don't think se feels that strongly about it now, but i know it's in the back of her mind.
>Doing my first Boy/Girl will really go viral!
>Prositution will really help me advance my career and I'll get a sugar daddy who will spoil me endlessly!
It's like girl…her whole, "I'm so special" shit is weird. I used to feel that way until I turned 19 and realized i'm not "Special" i'm just retarded.

Anonymous 02/16/25 (Sun) 07:56:02 PM No. 169799

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i forgot about this or did not see it

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Fatspo Anonymous 05/27/23 (Sat) 02:34:00 AM No. 162962 [Reply]

Post before & afters, or just pictures of Shaymu looking particularly portly.

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Anonymous 01/17/25 (Fri) 07:09:25 AM No. 169720

File: 1737097764662.webm (1.64 MB, 298x480, shayna reading her own thread.…)

Another video of of her from the skidmark shoot.

Anonymous 02/16/25 (Sun) 07:24:58 PM No. 169797

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Anonymous 02/16/25 (Sun) 07:25:26 PM No. 169798

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Anonymous 02/16/25 (Sun) 08:31:02 PM No. 169800

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>>169720
Her ass looks like Chris’ pimple

Anonymous 02/21/25 (Fri) 03:02:28 PM No. 169808

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>>168881
Came back to see the shitshow and just, these two comparison is insane, you wouldn't think it is the same person just fatter

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Vintage Milk Anonymous 04/15/23 (Sat) 02:46:36 PM No. 161616 [Reply]

Are you rereading old threads? Discuss landmark vintage milk in this thread.

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Anonymous 08/29/24 (Thu) 10:21:29 AM No. 169343

>>168821
She really didn’t/still doesn’t have a real friend in the world, because I know if at 20 I told my friends I was moving to bumfuck OK to be with my divorcee daddy dom tumblr boyfriend they would lock me in my room and keep me there until I missed my flight. Where the fuck even were her parents during this saga?

Anonymous 09/13/24 (Fri) 06:23:05 AM No. 169369

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>>169043
necromancer and her undead thrall

Anonymous 10/31/24 (Thu) 12:59:32 AM No. 169523

>>169077
this is so fucking funny i can't believe it flew under the radar

Anonymous 02/13/25 (Thu) 08:17:37 PM No. 169785

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Was rereading the old threads and saw this, she says she wouldn't marry a pig yet dated one (fupa), how ironic
Taken from thread #54 >>/snow/982396

Anonymous 02/17/25 (Mon) 03:06:08 PM No. 169801

>>169785
willfully misinterpreting her. she likes ugly men, but is saying cops (pigs) are untouchable and unfuckable for her ~woke points~

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How would you repair Shayna’s life? Anonymous 04/05/23 (Wed) 10:48:26 PM No. 158673 [Reply]

If you were to wake up as her one day, or simply were allowed to make changes into her life, how would you get her life back on track? Where would you start? What steps would you take?

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Anonymous 12/25/24 (Wed) 07:44:22 PM No. 169687

>>169685
Found the ugly tard who can't dress herself

Anonymous 01/01/25 (Wed) 11:38:10 PM No. 169691

>>169685
Go fuck yourself, I like anons' responses to the creative writing prompt. >>169684 painted a kind, soft, and even Hallmark-esque life that contrasts well with Shayna's bleaque, stubborn downspiral. It's like the hooker edition of The Little Matchgirl

Anonymous 01/06/25 (Mon) 02:54:05 PM No. 169703

>>169684
I can’t believe some of you retards took this greentext shitpost seriously lmao

Anonymous 01/16/25 (Thu) 11:59:52 PM No. 169718

>>169684
I've been laughing at this for 5 minutes. Some good ole' greentext.

Anonymous 01/30/25 (Thu) 03:38:09 AM No. 169729

>>169684
Obsessed w this

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Shay-fluenced Anonymous 05/08/23 (Mon) 06:59:03 PM No. 162176 [Reply]

Post about the times Shayna has influenced you to buy or try something new!

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Anonymous 03/13/24 (Wed) 07:51:35 AM No. 168020

>>168015
I got the plastic thing at first cause the toothbrush doesn't get it as clean as it'd like plus I tend to gag on my toothbrush when I do it towards the back. The plastic tool vs the regular toothbrush is a mild upgrade but the metal is incomparable I'd say. You'd be seriously surprised how much you would be taking off, plus it's much quicker since it gets the whole tongue in one downward motion so you just have to repeat it a few times while rinsing your mouth between scrubs vs scrubbing around the tongue a few times with the smaller brush.

Anonymous 03/16/24 (Sat) 07:51:06 AM No. 168030

>>168020
NTA but you’ve made me want to upgrade from my Orabrush. Is there a specific brand/metal you’d recommend or does it not matter?

Anonymous 03/16/24 (Sat) 11:05:47 PM No. 168033

>>168030
I honestly got the cheapest 2 pack off amazon with decent reviews lol. I'd personally just recommend making sure it's made from either copper or stainless steel so it's easily cleaned and non-rusting and recommend the design in the original picrel. I see some that are looped and have just one handle which imo seem not as good a design but that's personal preference probably.

Anonymous 11/19/24 (Tue) 10:23:09 PM No. 169598

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it was so good

Anonymous 01/13/25 (Mon) 01:49:16 AM No. 169715

>>167424
i was actually going to post that i tried my first espresso martini a couple months ago because of shat. it was fine, but i'm not sure why she's so obsessed with them. pretty sure i've been shayfluenced to eat something else, but i won't remember now

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