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Anonymous ## Admin 03/31/23 (Fri) 11:40:48 PM No. 2[Reply]

NONNY NONNY NONNY NONNY NONNY NONNY
NONNY Welcome to the Dollhaus, nonny! NONNY
NONNY NONNY NONNY NONNY NONNY NONNY

She’s really done it. As Shayna passes Momokun’s lead with 132 threads, she is gunning for the top spot. It should be no time before she surpasses Onision and becomes the Cow with the Most Threads. Our baby bimbo princess has also been robbed of her Favorite Cow award the past year as elections were not held. Thus, we thought a celebration was in order. Welcome to /shay/.

Of course, no one could ever replace Our Queen, but as the farm languishes without her leadership, we decided to put forth a new member of the Royalolcow Family. Shayna has previously said that a whole gossip site is dedicated to her, and why would we ever want to prove her wrong? Now it’s true! We figured that before our princess turns 26, we should have this board running like a well-oiled fuck machine on a balcony. Plus, now she’ll have some light reading to enjoy while she recovers from surgery. You can find all Shayna threads here, plus some new additions. The board will be subject to typical moderation, shayve our typical shayhead retardation. The only thing that could be more legendary is if we could recover her first ever thread…alas, nonny! Don’t go there!

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Shaylusions Anonymous 06/28/24 (Fri) 12:10:31 PM No. 168781 [Reply]

Post screenshots of Shay being delusional or just making up massive lies.

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Anonymous 11/09/24 (Sat) 01:06:43 AM No. 169563

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Anonymous 03/18/25 (Tue) 06:42:29 AM No. 169826

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Anonymous 05/02/25 (Fri) 01:28:51 PM No. 169894

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Anonymous 07/25/25 (Fri) 09:07:02 PM No. 170169

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"my walls are randomly staining with time"

Anonymous 07/26/25 (Sat) 01:31:21 AM No. 170173

>>170169
Kek it’s from weed smoking all the time and not cleaning her walls. She’s so disgusting. Does she still have a discord? It’s sad she doesn’t even have sex worker orbiters anymore that would be nice to her and repost her content. She only has Kiki and a few moids left. Hell she doesn’t even have any farmers interested in her

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ShAy-I Thread Anonymous 04/01/23 (Sat) 01:13:30 AM No. 16630 [Reply]

Post AI art of Shayna and friends.

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Anonymous 07/24/25 (Thu) 12:28:02 AM No. 170163

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yaniv

Anonymous 07/24/25 (Thu) 12:28:38 AM No. 170164

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shayna if she joijed the military

Anonymous 07/24/25 (Thu) 12:29:03 AM No. 170165

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god bless shaymerica

Anonymous 07/24/25 (Thu) 12:43:38 AM No. 170166

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im from the future and this is shayna at 32

Anonymous 07/24/25 (Thu) 08:31:04 PM No. 170167

>>170166
she looks like kaceytron here

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Shaynatorium #4 Anonymous 07/04/24 (Thu) 02:57:07 PM No. 168836 [Reply]

Containment board for Shayna memes and Shatposting.

This is a thread for collecting and archiving all Shay related media, mostly farmer generated. Please curb your autism and save any discussion of milk for the threads on /snow/, and spoiler any NSFW images.

Infight all your autistic battles here.

First thread: >>>/shay/158765
Second thread: >>>/shay/159974
Third thread: >>>/shay/163871

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Anonymous 07/26/25 (Sat) 01:20:38 AM No. 170170

>>170045
I wish you were able to post these in the main thread much better than retarded ai posts or five clips of Shayna’s nasty porn

Anonymous 07/26/25 (Sat) 01:21:44 AM No. 170171

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I cant stop laughing at this edit. Oh my god Shayna has been so boring lately but the hamburger edits and the funny nonnas make me check in every once in a while. God I miss the messy fuplahoma era

Anonymous 07/26/25 (Sat) 01:28:49 AM No. 170172

>>170079
Shayna style is not unique at all. That girl may be copying Shayna but Shayna copied all the ddlg tumblr girls when tumblr was nsfw. And then copied the 2018-2020 gamer girl Belle Delphine porn style. Which is essentially cheap AliExpress lingerie two pieces. Remember when she got a custom made computer to stream on twitch? She never streamed because no one would care. She used that expensive gamer computer to stream a few times from myfreecams and no one would show up only ten moids, trolls and anons. Shayna has no personality without the internet. She’s always been a copier. It’s sad honestly she has no hobbies. She kind of likes old music. But I don’t think she is truly obsessed with it. She listens to Drake on Spotify. And probably doesn’t touch her record collection besides showing off to coomers. Sorry for sperging

Anonymous 07/26/25 (Sat) 01:42:38 PM No. 170174

>>170170
I can post her earnings reports in the main thread. I was never banned or told not to do it. I started posting them on /shay/ because it stopped being milk. She earns less than minimum wage every month, it's not need to know information anymore.

Anonymous 07/26/25 (Sat) 04:45:03 PM No. 170175

>>170172
Been lurking here for a bit and I was thinking this. I can name probably a dozen random girls I knew around that time who ended up following the same DDLG tumblr shit they all did. the egirl schtick is very popular

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Fatspo Anonymous 05/27/23 (Sat) 02:34:00 AM No. 162962 [Reply]

Post before & afters, or just pictures of Shaymu looking particularly portly.

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Anonymous 06/06/25 (Fri) 09:54:11 AM No. 169988

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Anonymous 06/06/25 (Fri) 10:18:33 AM No. 169990

>>169979
This shocked me. It's like someone has thrown raw bread dough on the floor. Her skin has lost it's elasticity and has given up trying to contain the blubber. Compare it to this image from when she was in Tulsa >>169935.

Anonymous 06/07/25 (Sat) 07:33:18 AM No. 169992

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Anonymous 06/07/25 (Sat) 04:08:09 PM No. 169995

>>169992
face filtered to oblivion while the cottage cheese thighs are left untouched

Anonymous 07/23/25 (Wed) 07:39:56 AM No. 170158

>>169979
This image has put pure fear into me. I'm going to start going to the gym this week.

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How would you repair Shayna’s life? Anonymous 04/05/23 (Wed) 10:48:26 PM No. 158673 [Reply]

If you were to wake up as her one day, or simply were allowed to make changes into her life, how would you get her life back on track? Where would you start? What steps would you take?

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Anonymous 01/06/25 (Mon) 02:54:05 PM No. 169703

>>169684
I can’t believe some of you retards took this greentext shitpost seriously lmao

Anonymous 01/16/25 (Thu) 11:59:52 PM No. 169718

>>169684
I've been laughing at this for 5 minutes. Some good ole' greentext.

Anonymous 01/30/25 (Thu) 03:38:09 AM No. 169729

>>169684
Obsessed w this

Anonymous 07/23/25 (Wed) 01:24:35 AM No. 170157

Honestly Scientology could be a good path for her.

Anonymous 07/24/25 (Thu) 10:38:06 PM No. 170168

>>170157
I actually agree kek. She's always going on about how she loves being told what to do, and at least they might tell her to actually develop some healthy habits.

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The WORST picture of her ever Anonymous 10/04/23 (Wed) 10:04:18 PM No. 164799 [Reply]

Which pic made you think DAMN SHES UGLY for me it was this one her head looks like a deflated balloon and her expression is so ugly the smirk the double chin

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Anonymous 07/06/25 (Sun) 10:58:47 PM No. 170070

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>>169982
I got face app and was able to recreate the picture exactly. the stealth anon just used the “upset” smile, big face, and big nose features. I have nothing better to do right now. I don’t know why the before and after saves as so fuckin small but this is the truth

Anonymous 07/07/25 (Mon) 11:24:30 AM No. 170071

>>170070
thank you anon for solving the mystery and also for making me laugh at the jpeg for ants

Anonymous 07/14/25 (Mon) 07:19:14 PM No. 170095

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Anonymous 07/24/25 (Thu) 12:24:53 AM No. 170162

>>170156
i truly didn't realize how ugly shayna was until i saw this photo

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Happy birthday /shay/ Anonymous 04/01/24 (Mon) 08:28:13 AM No. 168177 [Reply]

A thread to celebrate the first year since the inception of /shay/. Post your best /shay/ momentos and shaynacore things.

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Anonymous 07/14/25 (Mon) 10:41:40 AM No. 170092

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Anonymous 07/14/25 (Mon) 10:43:13 AM No. 170093

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Anonymous 07/14/25 (Mon) 10:47:12 AM No. 170094

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Anonymous 07/18/25 (Fri) 07:09:42 PM No. 170139

I always read the thread pic to the tune of the iconic Egyptian belly dancing song 'Shik Shak Shok'

Anonymous 07/22/25 (Tue) 07:00:22 AM No. 170154

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"Is Shayna Fat?" Debate Thread Anonymous 07/15/25 (Tue) 09:28:28 PM No. 170097 [Reply]

Use this thread to argue whether Shayna is fat so it doesn't derail the main one. Post your photos and arguments. Feel free to get autistic.

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Anonymous 07/20/25 (Sun) 11:52:53 PM No. 170147

>>170146
The difference is that European fats aren't as huge as American fats. I've never been in a single country in Europe where shops had mobility scooters because there are so many customers that are so huge they can't even buy groceries without assistance. But those are all over America. And that's because fat Europeans are just regular fat while fat Americans are much more likely to be super sized.
And Europeans are usually thin when they're young, most of the fat people are people who put on weight after aging. It's not commonplace for twenty somethings in Europe to be Shayna sized.
So it ain't wrong to think Shayna is fat af from a European viewpoint, regardless of whether Europe is fat or not.

Anonymous 07/21/25 (Mon) 07:07:57 PM No. 170148

>>170147
>doesn't realize mobility scooters are also for older folks/people with disabilities
ok

Anonymous 07/21/25 (Mon) 10:20:20 PM No. 170149

>>170121
Holy kek I wasn't prepared for Shaykael Jackson tonight

Anonymous 07/22/25 (Tue) 02:23:26 AM No. 170153

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>>170147
But the European thing started in reference to Shayna's more flattering pictures, not her actual size >>170121.
Look. the average BMI in Germany for those aged 25-30 is 24.7. NOT slim. borderline overweight

Anonymous 07/22/25 (Tue) 08:51:53 PM No. 170155

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>>170128
Results

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Shay-fluenced Anonymous 05/08/23 (Mon) 06:59:03 PM No. 162176 [Reply]

Post about the times Shayna has influenced you to buy or try something new!

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Anonymous 11/19/24 (Tue) 10:23:09 PM No. 169598

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it was so good

Anonymous 01/13/25 (Mon) 01:49:16 AM No. 169715

>>167424
i was actually going to post that i tried my first espresso martini a couple months ago because of shat. it was fine, but i'm not sure why she's so obsessed with them. pretty sure i've been shayfluenced to eat something else, but i won't remember now

Anonymous 04/04/25 (Fri) 12:53:48 AM No. 169835

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>>169715
I'm broke so I just got an espresso martini mix that was on sale and mixed it with some white rum and it was disgusting the first time I drank it but it has since grown on me. If you're drinking an espresso martini made with good quality sweetener and not something that's artificial like what I think I got it'll probably be delicious. It feels weird to say this but I guess she did influence me since I got the mix because I wanted to see what it tasted like. It's pretty good

Anonymous 05/20/25 (Tue) 04:27:59 PM No. 169943

>>169835
nonnie is that churchill porcelain in the back?? good taste

Anonymous 07/21/25 (Mon) 11:46:53 PM No. 170150

tried oysters. tinned… not fresh… but after the first tin it's not so bad. apparently they are very nutritious. will keep eating. thumbs up emoji

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