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Anonymous ## Admin 03/31/23 (Fri) 11:40:48 PM No. 2[Reply]

NONNY NONNY NONNY NONNY NONNY NONNY
NONNY Welcome to the Dollhaus, nonny! NONNY
NONNY NONNY NONNY NONNY NONNY NONNY

She’s really done it. As Shayna passes Momokun’s lead with 132 threads, she is gunning for the top spot. It should be no time before she surpasses Onision and becomes the Cow with the Most Threads. Our baby bimbo princess has also been robbed of her Favorite Cow award the past year as elections were not held. Thus, we thought a celebration was in order. Welcome to /shay/.

Of course, no one could ever replace Our Queen, but as the farm languishes without her leadership, we decided to put forth a new member of the Royalolcow Family. Shayna has previously said that a whole gossip site is dedicated to her, and why would we ever want to prove her wrong? Now it’s true! We figured that before our princess turns 26, we should have this board running like a well-oiled fuck machine on a balcony. Plus, now she’ll have some light reading to enjoy while she recovers from surgery. You can find all Shayna threads here, plus some new additions. The board will be subject to typical moderation, shayve our typical shayhead retardation. The only thing that could be more legendary is if we could recover her first ever thread…alas, nonny! Don’t go there!

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Shaynatorium #4 Anonymous 07/04/24 (Thu) 02:57:07 PM No. 168836 [Reply]

Containment board for Shayna memes and Shatposting.

This is a thread for collecting and archiving all Shay related media, mostly farmer generated. Please curb your autism and save any discussion of milk for the threads on /snow/, and spoiler any NSFW images.

Infight all your autistic battles here.

First thread: >>>/shay/158765
Second thread: >>>/shay/159974
Third thread: >>>/shay/163871

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Anonymous 03/18/25 (Tue) 03:10:58 PM No. 169828

>>169827
i almost wrote that its fake too, but i do wonder if psychologists have dealt with people who do really have that disorder, i mean they mustve to put it in the DSM right? but maybe i shouldn't trust the same book that has something called "histrionic personality disorder" and only diagnoses women with it.

Anonymous 03/19/25 (Wed) 09:56:45 PM No. 169829

>>169827
Based

Anonymous 04/02/25 (Wed) 12:26:28 AM No. 169834

Shayna won favorite cow and yet her thread is dying. Shaytism transcends milklessness I guess

Anonymous 04/20/25 (Sun) 04:50:08 AM No. 169859

>>169816
i hope accounting sperg reports in for post-la/lv stats
expenses:
>round-trip flights from seattle to lax: $320+
>very cheap rental car: considering gas and ride to & from the airport maybe a $25/day jalopy splitting the costs
>splitting accommodations in LA/LV: avg $100/night
>preventing alcohol withdrawal: prolly like averages like $20 a day when you consider how much she drinks at the airport and on the airplane
>asks for a $150 reimbursement for "makeup"
content produced:
>maybe 1 photoshoot she actually got paid a few shekels for (the one in the pool with kiki)
>"pool day playtime" she's selling on onlyfans for $5
>1 porno with her voice in the background (dubious to the extent of her involvement + amateur so they probably paid each "model" less) but apparently an amateur porno pays $0-$1200 typically
>coomers paying kiki to masturbate in the car: probably didn't even cover the full cost of the rental

Anonymous 04/22/25 (Tue) 06:42:21 AM No. 169864

I know it's crude,but Shayna should try to find a loser in vegas she can exchange sex with so she can stay with him until she gets a place there. She does not care about her animals or herself. She keeps flying out there for "Work" so why not stay there?
That moid she's staying with is going to get tired of her, especially when she's not paying rent, not doing whatever she does for him AND she's flying out every week for "Work".

I also think if Shay falls out with this agency (and she will) She's going to expect Keke to drop them as well. She'll go to a shoot covered in bacon colored bruises and be like, "They kink shamed me and denied me work because of my bruises!!" and she'll later post something like
>im sorry but some1 i thought wuz my frien staying w/ the agency that kink shamed me/denied me work n wasted my money hurts. If u luv n support me n the kink community u wud never!
I doubt she's going to even do actual porn, maybe 1, and then a bunch of photoshoots/solos. I don't know how agency's work but Shay tends likes to work with the same moids over and over again, doing the same exact porn over and over again.
Shayna manages to chase off even the biggest of losers, unless it's like Ellen.
Keks actually had a gross boyfriend, but she seems painfully lonely and miserable, but I bet even she'll get tired of Shay.

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Shay and Friends Anonymous 05/07/23 (Sun) 07:51:51 AM No. 162131 [Reply]

Thread for all of the side characters in the Shaynaverse.

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Anonymous 04/17/25 (Thu) 09:28:56 PM No. 169851

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>>169844
cracki nooo

Anonymous 04/19/25 (Sat) 03:55:14 PM No. 169853

>>169851
Im starting to understand why she still tolerates shayna

Anonymous 04/22/25 (Tue) 12:10:14 AM No. 169861

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I know what DP (double penetration) means obviously but…what is DVP and DAP???? Did Kiki really let them put 2 penises up her ass at once??? This is too much for me to even think about.

Anonymous 04/22/25 (Tue) 04:33:52 AM No. 169862

>>169861
She says she did "all the doubles" so I think she really did do double anal. Lord have mercy.

Anonymous 04/22/25 (Tue) 06:06:33 AM No. 169863

>>169861
Doing all this for 1-20 likes is fucking wild.

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The WORST picture of her ever Anonymous 10/04/23 (Wed) 10:04:18 PM No. 164799 [Reply]

Which pic made you think DAMN SHES UGLY for me it was this one her head looks like a deflated balloon and her expression is so ugly the smirk the double chin

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Anonymous 04/04/25 (Fri) 12:37:14 PM No. 169838

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Anonymous 04/12/25 (Sat) 06:40:57 PM No. 169842

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Anonymous 04/12/25 (Sat) 09:22:18 PM No. 169843

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Anonymous 04/14/25 (Mon) 07:01:18 AM No. 169845

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Anonymous 04/17/25 (Thu) 09:58:32 PM No. 169852

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Shayna Lookalikes Anonymous 05/18/23 (Thu) 11:27:40 AM No. 162408 [Reply]

Post public figures that you have come across who look like/remind you of Shayna

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Anonymous 02/26/25 (Wed) 03:28:24 PM No. 169812

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Anonymous 02/26/25 (Wed) 06:49:59 PM No. 169813

>>169812
ever since shayna and pixie got fat i've always thought they look similar… dark brown dead eyes and creepy smiles…

Anonymous 02/26/25 (Wed) 06:57:53 PM No. 169814

>>167273
>>167272
>>167271
the way this is so accurate what the fuck kek

Anonymous 03/24/25 (Mon) 06:07:49 PM No. 169831

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>>>/snow/2102248
Jill Rodrigues

Anonymous 04/10/25 (Thu) 10:51:11 PM No. 169840

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Another nona compared her to Carmela Soprano

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The "What If...?" Thread Anonymous 03/01/24 (Fri) 06:55:40 PM No. 167793 [Reply]

Lets discuss the "what ifs"?
>What If Shayna never met Fupaul
>What if Shayna was never tumblr famous?
>What if Shayna was raised by a single parent?
>What if Shay was a only child?
>What if Shayna was Vegan?
>What if Shayna never had the breast implant
>What if Shay's relationship with her family was better?
>What if Shayna was born Shane?
>What if Shayna was a lesbian?
>What if Shayna never entered sex work?
>What if Shayna was still thin?
>What if Shayna was born another race?
>What if Shayna was a red head?
>What if Shayna was a horse girl?
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Anonymous 11/03/24 (Sun) 04:39:04 AM No. 169546

What if Shay started making yoga and fitness content, and gained flexibility and a few followers & dollars, and lost a few pounds

Anonymous 11/04/24 (Mon) 10:55:25 AM No. 169547

>>169546
If she gave up on being a failed ewhore she could probably start a successful career as a blogger documenting how she left sex work and how she was fixing her life. This would include diet and exercise, gaining qualifications so she could get a good job and how she was taking steps to repair her mental health. She will never do this because it would require effort and admitting that she was wrong.

Anonymous 03/07/25 (Fri) 02:24:24 AM No. 169817

What if she tried to pull a publicity sex stunt like Bonnie Blue and Lily Phillips

Anonymous 04/09/25 (Wed) 12:10:48 AM No. 169839

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What if Shay preferred uppers to downers?

Anonymous 04/12/25 (Sat) 04:26:45 PM No. 169841

>>169839
I think she'd at least be on Kiki's level of "success" as far as getting signed to agencies and weight loss goes, plus she probably wouldn't have to live in that moid's basement anymore. She'd also probably feel herself way more as both a "bimbo" and "baby," although with weight loss, aging, and her general unhealthy/ sedentary lifestyle I have a strong feeling she'd sport that haggard, gaunt look, which might be easier for her to cope with than being fat. Though who knows as she's not a natural beauty even while skinny, and it could very well bring out her awkward giraffe stature and other undesirable features.

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The Fashayion police: Shayna's worst outfit ever Anonymous 02/03/24 (Sat) 01:43:10 AM No. 167447 [Reply]

A thread for sharing Shay's biggest fashion disasters.

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Anonymous 07/12/24 (Fri) 01:28:52 PM No. 168919

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Anonymous 08/04/24 (Sun) 10:15:09 PM No. 169111

>>167886
>>167871
>>168361
>>168073
At least these fit her

Anonymous 09/20/24 (Fri) 09:53:56 PM No. 169383

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This outfit is objectively hideous and looks fresh out of the aliexpress box it was shipped in.

Anonymous 02/18/25 (Tue) 05:33:40 AM No. 169802

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Anonymous 03/26/25 (Wed) 06:57:41 PM No. 169832

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>>169802
This isn't cute, she just looks special needs.

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Shaylusions Anonymous 06/28/24 (Fri) 12:10:31 PM No. 168781 [Reply]

Post screenshots of Shay being delusional or just making up massive lies.

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Anonymous 08/21/24 (Wed) 06:07:25 PM No. 169299

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Thinking her content was ever good

Anonymous 08/21/24 (Wed) 06:11:52 PM No. 169300

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Thinking people attribute her "success" to being pretty

Anonymous 08/23/24 (Fri) 04:58:14 AM No. 169311

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Anonymous 11/09/24 (Sat) 01:06:43 AM No. 169563

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Shay Photoshop/Edit Thread Anonymous 04/03/23 (Mon) 05:09:31 PM No. 158286 [Reply]

Post your shaydits, photoshops, face apps and possible thread pics here!

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Anonymous 01/30/25 (Thu) 03:33:38 AM No. 169728

>>169723
Nonnie it is beautiful…Shortal Kombat…

Anonymous 02/18/25 (Tue) 08:58:18 PM No. 169803

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Quick and rough, shitty shedit. Matched accessories would have at least made this outfit somewhat passable.

Anonymous 02/19/25 (Wed) 02:05:02 PM No. 169805

>>169803
Why did you give her clown shoes

Anonymous 02/20/25 (Thu) 11:30:42 PM No. 169806

>>169805
bowling shoes for her hidden talent kek

Anonymous 02/21/25 (Fri) 03:16:57 AM No. 169807

>>169803
kek, it does look like that. I was trying to add some pink detail to her shoes. She does own pink shoes as seen in
>>>/shay/168729

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Things Shayna does that annoys you Anonymous 04/03/23 (Mon) 04:08:34 AM No. 158187 [Reply]

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Anonymous 11/23/23 (Thu) 08:54:13 PM No. 166259

Her terrible financial decisions. How are you going to come online and cry about how you can't afford to visit your family on Thanksgiving but in the past few weeks have blown hundreds on drinks, brunch, paying for upgraded seats and overweight luggage? In the past month she's publicly posted about spending ~$800 (including the flight to lonestar) which should definitely be enough for a roundtrip flight. If she really wanted to be there for the holidays, she would.

Anonymous 11/24/23 (Fri) 01:51:14 AM No. 166261

>>166259
exactly. and not only will she not purposely save to spend time with her family, but she’ll shill her pussy and asshole and do the most embarrassing shit for pennies to raise money for the most meaningless shit yet couldn’t be arsed to do one of her emergency sales to raise $200 to go. She didnt even beg for money this time she was just kinda like “darn! it really sucks!” to save face

Anonymous 01/02/24 (Tue) 02:38:28 PM No. 167029

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this is from 2021

Anonymous 07/02/24 (Tue) 06:36:26 PM No. 168816

It just baffles me that she thinks the next dick or spanking video or whatever is going to thrust her into fame, you'd think she'd grown out of that shit.
I don't think se feels that strongly about it now, but i know it's in the back of her mind.
>Doing my first Boy/Girl will really go viral!
>Prositution will really help me advance my career and I'll get a sugar daddy who will spoil me endlessly!
It's like girl…her whole, "I'm so special" shit is weird. I used to feel that way until I turned 19 and realized i'm not "Special" i'm just retarded.

Anonymous 02/16/25 (Sun) 07:56:02 PM No. 169799

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i forgot about this or did not see it

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