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No. 158292
>>158291I was gonna move back in with my parents but then I got high
I was gonna go on a diet but then I got high
I'm still fupa's mid life crisis and I know why
Because I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high
I was gonna clean my house but then I got high
I was gonna walk my dog but then I got high
Now I'm fat and washed up at 23 and I know why
Because I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high
I was gonna use a chap stick but then I got high
I was gonna take a shower but then I got high
Now I'm selling unintentional scat porn and I know why
Because I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high
No. 158293
File: 1680543758356.gif (391.65 KB, 223x227, 1674761161758.gif)
I don't want to be anything
Other than what I've been tryna be shately
All I have to do is think of Shane
And I have peace of mind
I'm tired of looking 'round rooms
Wondering what I gotta do
Or where im supposed to pee
I don't want to be anything other Dollyyyyy
I'm surrounded by Farmers
Everywhere I turn
I'm surrounded by Shayposters
Everywhere I turn
I'm surrounded by shaydentity crisis
Everywhere I turn
Am I the only one who noticed?
I can't be the only one who's learned
No. 158294
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My milk's gone cold, I'm wondering why I
Got out of bed at all
The comedian fart clouds up my window
And I can't see at all
And even if I could it'll all be pink
But your pictures on my phone
It reminds me, that it's not so bad
It's not so bad
Dear Shane, I texted you but you still ain't callin'
I left my cell, my only fan, and Ellen's phone at the bottom
I sent two texts two mintues ago, you must not've got 'em
There probably was a problem with the wolf pack or somethin'
Sometimes I type too sloppy when I'm drinkin
But anyways, fuck it, what's been up, Daddy? Thought I was your daughter?
My girlfriend's worried too, I thought you were a'bout to be my father
You told me If you have a daughter, guess what you gonna call her?
You said you was gonna call her Shayna,
I read about your uncle sonnier too, I'm sorry
I wanted to kill myself over some bitch who was farmin'
I know you probably hear this every day, but I'm your biggest fan
I even let you sit on my back at 2am!
I got a phone full of our pictures
I like the shit you did with troony too, that shit was phat
Anyways, I hope you get this, shane ,pls get back,
Just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan
This is Shay
No. 158295
File: 1680544013905.jpg (18.53 KB, 394x279, 1674863797598.jpg)
Shayna Shayna Shayna Shayna Shayna Shayna
Shayna Shayna Shayna Shayna Shayna Shayna
Shayna Shayna Shayna Shayna Shayna Shayna Motherfucker
Shane on my motherfucking mind
got five ass bumps at the same time
White wrinkled pleated skirt, Bottles of pink wine
Got a lopsided bust and fifty five pictures of my behind
Get money
Shane out my motherfucking mouth
A Fupaul Mansion, ranch dressing, and a stomach cramps and a frown
A motherfucking store with the floor made of shay dry scalp
Ellen from the block don't got Pills, she got belly pounds
Get money
Shane in the motherfucking car
Dolphin mouth pussy, Summers with my moms
7 years of sex work and still no motherfucking car
Seven-forty-seven full of ham and shitty bars
Get money
Shane in the motherfucking pot
A eyes full of tears and a crotch full of rot
A leopard stuffie with a stink and an mouth full of rocks
All hand wound everyday by a Shayock
Get Shmoney
No. 158296
File: 1680544095360.gif (654.88 KB, 230x335, 1674868094430.gif)
Mumma don't know Shayna’s getting hot
At the spanking spot, doing something unholy
Shane’s sat on her back while she’s hoggin it, she be popping it
Yeah, she repeled his ass quickly
Oh-ee-oh-ee-oh, he left his kids at
Ho-ee-oh-ee-ome, so he can get that
Mumma don't know Shayna’s getting hot
At the spanking spot, doing something unholy (woo)
Mmm, daddy, daddy, if you want it, drop the add'y (yuh)
Give me love, give me Shein, my Amazon gift cards daddy
You gon' need to bag it up, 'cause I'm spending on Oreos (woo)
You can watch me snack it up, It’ll be gone in the a.m
And he, he get me Pocky, get me discount uggs for the Gocky (ah)
Lost my popularity cause I got a little stocky
And when you want it, baby, I know I got you covered
And when you need it, baby, just jump under the covers
No. 158297
File: 1680544150842.jpeg (39.48 KB, 688x387, 1674868544864.jpeg)
breakfast at Tiffany's and bottles of bubbles
It pops and pours just like a shay boil
Weed and cheemsburgers, Amazon strings
Please buy me all of my favorite things
Been through some bad shit, call it shay-nasty,
Who woulda thought it'd turn me to calories?
Rather be tied up with bacon covered cheese,
Rather clean my microwave every spring (yeah)
My wrist, it grows, my neck, it shows
Make small deposits, my gut is poppin
You like my belt? Gee, thanks, just bought it
No. 158298
File: 1680544228206.png (89.78 KB, 415x519, 1674870530836.png)
Dear Shane Pierre,
We've been way to outta touch
Things have been crazy and it sucks that you won't text back much
I should tell you that I dream of you each night
I rub my nipples and start crying with with no lights
Farmers: (spoken) Why would you write that? She's so fucking retarded. Oh my god why would you admit that?
Shayna: (Thinking) I'm just trying to tell the truth & I'm not to ashamed to say I loved him
No. 158299
File: 1680544286353.jpeg (324.68 KB, 2048x1366, 1674870819936.jpeg)
I've got a figure like a pin-up
Got a figure like a doll
Don't care if you think I'm dumb
I don't care at all
Doordash meal, Hello Fresh
I wanna be tortured
I'm the girl you'd die for
You'll chew me up and you'll spit me out
'Cause that's what sex work is all about
So pull me closer and beat me hard
I'm gonna pop your bubblegum fat
I'm Miss Sugar Pink, liquor, liquor lips
Hit me with your sweet fists
Steal me with a kiss
I'm Miss Sugar Pink, liquor, liquor lips
I'm gonna be your baby bimbo bitch
I'm gonna be your baby bimbo bitch
No. 158300
File: 1680544334787.jpeg (Spoiler Image,9.16 KB, 275x261, 1674871768510.jpeg)
If I want it, I eat it
I’m a hungry ewhore
Tried to hide my fat rolls
I’m not that small anymore
I only want to date hot dads
But only if they’re as obese as me
If you see a tweet about how I’m sad
Please give me money for Doordash daddy
This is the part when I get over Fupa
I'm stronger than I've been before
This is the part when I eat cheeeeese
'Cause I can't resist it no more
No. 158301
File: 1680544399860.gif (6.07 MB, 320x579, 1674872250206.gif)
Go, go, go, go, go, go
Go, Shaytards it's our birthday
We gon' party like it's your birthday
We gon' sip pink wine like it's your birthday
And you know we don't give a fuck it's not your birthday
You can find Shayna in the club, belly full of blub'
Look, Nonnie, I got the weed, if you into takin' drugs
I'm into drinkin milk, I ain't into makin' love
So come give me a hug, if you into getting rubbed
No. 158302
File: 1680544444844.png (51.66 KB, 394x399, 1674872687927.png)
Shane left no time to regret
I kept his dick wet was his same old safe bet
Shayna and my one tit high
And my tears dry, can't get on without my guy
You went back to what you know
So far removed from all that we went through (for 60 days)
And I tread a troubled track
My back fat, I'll go back to Fupaul
We only said goodbye with words
I suicide baited a hundred times
You go back to her and I go back to
I go back to us (or ellen)
I love you much, it's not enough
You love meth and I love puff
And life is like a pipe
And I'm a chubby penny rollin' up the walls inside
No. 158303
File: 1680544475617.jpg (10.04 KB, 154x275, 1674872923677.jpg)
I'm covering my ears like a sped
When your nudes mean nothing, I go shay-na-na
I'm turning up the fuck machine when you speak
'Cause if my parents can't stop it
I find a daddy to buy it, I go
shay-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na
No. 158304
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Shay!
Been trying to meet you
Shay!
Must be a devil between us
Or whores in my head
Whores at the door
Whore in my bed
But Shay
Where have you been?
If you go, I will surely die
No. 158305
File: 1680544602559.gif (145.76 KB, 174x275, 1674876123091.gif)
Did my fat daddy disappear?
Why'd I put my heart on every text to Shane?
Tell me why the hell no one is here
Tell me what to do to make it all feel better
Maybe it's a cruel joke on me
Whatever, whatever
Just means there's way more cake for me
Forever, forever
[2x]
It's my party and I'll cry if I want to
Cry if I want to (cry, cry, cry)
I'll cry until the candles burn down this place
I'll cry until my pity party's in flames
No. 158306
File: 1680544688865.jpeg (5.07 KB, 208x242, 1674877763881.jpeg)
I could stay on lolcow just to hear you seething
Watch you cry while you are tweeting
While you're far away and eating
I could spend my life in this freak surrender
I could stay lost in thread 63 forever
Every moment spent with Shay is a moment I treasure
Don't want to close my phone
Fupa left you all alone
Man I'd miss you Shay
And I don't want to miss a thing
'Cause even when you overdose all day
And go on extended hospital stay
I'd still miss you Shay
Even though I’m scared of diaper kink
They’re too small on you, The outfits you’re repeating
And I'm wondering what you're scheming
Wondering if it's Fupa you're seeing
Just go up a size
You and Kyle Nathan Perkins aren’t together
But I think you’ll stay lost in that moment forever
Forever and ever
I don’t want her threads to die
I don't want to quit lolcow
'Cause you miss your Shane
And your asshole is not okay
'Cause even when I see your nudes
I don’t expect much better from you
I'd still miss you Shay
And I don't want to miss a thing
No. 158307
File: 1680544740696.jpeg (70.42 KB, 888x637, 1674879225037.jpeg)
Country roads, take me home
To the place I belongggggg
Fuplahoma, mountain papaaaa
Take me home, country roads
No. 158308
File: 1680544785761.jpg (123.54 KB, 650x1280, 1674880292734.jpg)
In every scene, it's me and Fupa
Eatstreet cheemsburgers raining down from the clouds
So it seems
The tumblr notes will never let the feelings die
When all the worst and kinkiest have gone
Me and Fupa
Kinky as they come
Me and Fupa
It's not a question now
Me and Fupa
Kinky as they come
Me and Fupa
It's not a question now
Me and Fupa
No. 158309
File: 1680544834637.jpeg (579.55 KB, 2048x2048, 1674880434248.jpeg)
Implants about to bust
If you're Shaynus, then roll with us
'Cause we make the hick dads fall in love
When we've got our diapers on and up
And yes, of course Shay does
She running out of time to just give up
And no, you don't wanna mess with us
Got Shaynus on my necklace-ace-ace
Star blanket attracting flies
Gut belt ripped all up the side
Looking sick and sex-denied
So let's go-o-o (let's go)
Tonight we're postin’ har-har-har, ha-ha-hard
Just like lolcow is our-our-our, ou-ou-ours
We're tearin' it apart-part-pa-pa-pa-part
You know we're Shaynastarz, we are who we are
Her face is like a rat-rat-ra-ra-ra-rat
Her body’s gettin’ fat-fat-fa-fa-fa-fat
No one’s forever young-young-you-you-you-young
You know we're Shaynastarz, we are who we are
Womack turn it up
It's about damn time to Shay it up
Shay knows she can’t be serious
Comedian farts are hilarious
Shay’s just tweetin’ truth
Who doesn’t love mayochuppy goop
She’s sellin' her pee, sleepin' on floors
Doordashin' it down, hittin' on Fupaul (Shart)
Bimbo sweatshirt in her size
Pink wine dripping down the side
Looking like she’s fully fried
Shay let's go-o-o (let's go)
Full lyrics on Google Play Music
No. 158311
File: 1680544896425.jpg (102.41 KB, 1215x720, 1674880437819.jpg)
[Wind]
Ay ay ay ya
Ay ay ya
[Grandmother Shaylow]
Que que na-to-ra
You will stretch your ass
Fidget spinner butt plug
You will leak out blood
Let it ooze and poop
Like a squirt upon the rug
Turkey Basters, fireworks,
Hemmeroids and sores and leaks
[Wind]
You will go to the doctors
No. 158313
File: 1680544961032.png (365.34 KB, 488x486, 1674881463769.png)
Nice to meet you, where you been?
I could show you incredible things
Kink, diapers, fuck machine
Saw you there and I thought
"Oh, my God, look at that face
You look like my next mistake
Love's a game, wanna play?" Ay
No money, brony, fat
I can read you like a magazine
Ain't it funny? Rumors fly
And I know you heard about Shay
So hey, let's be friends
I'm dying to see how this one ends
Grab your passport and my hand
I can make the bad guys good for 60 days
So it's gonna be forever
Or it's gonna go down in flames
You can tell me when it's over, mm
If the high was worth the pain
Got a long list of ex-lovers
They'll tell you I'm Shaysane
'Cause you know I love the old men
And you love to rape
'Cause we're fat, and we're degen
We'll take this way too far
It'll leave you breathless, mm
Or with a nasty scar
Got a long list of ex-lovers
They'll tell you I'm Shaysane
But I've got a blank space, baby
And I will write "Shane"
No. 158314
File: 1680545061753.png (12.81 KB, 300x300, 1674883219721.png)
Yeah, I'm in the coupe with a fupa, yeah, sipping on wine (what?)
Yeah, posted with my mumma, yeah, she got a dip (what? Yeah)
Posted with my mumma, yeah, she got a dip (what? Yeah)
Posted with my mumma (mumma) yeah, she got a dip (what? anal)
Posted with my mumma, yeah, she got a dip
I'm pissing my pants (yeah)
I'm pissing my pants (yeah)
I sleep on my rug (rug, yeah)
I sleep on my rug (rug, yeah)
My fridge, I got cake (cake, what?)
My fridge, I got cake (cake, what?)
We stay in the house, uh
Can't leave out the place (anal)
I just did a throw up (what?)
Got cum on my face (anal, what?)
Got shit on my face (anal, yeah)
I'm flopping on twitter (yeah)
I'm flopping on twitter (twitter, yeah)
I'm flopping on twitter (twitter, yeah)
I got me some dilfs (dilfs, what?)
They thought I was fat (anal, woah)
Uber parked outside, it's pink like my wine
Uber parked outside, it's pink like my wine (yeah)
I'm tryna fuck on ur dad and doordash some wine (wine, anal, what?)
I'm tryna fuck on ur dad and doordash some wine (what?)
I love all my dads and diapers (dad, diaper)
I love all my dads and diapers (yeah)
I'm a pornstar, bitch, this what I bleed
Fupa try me to play me, I'ma make him bleed
Yeah, I'm in the coupe with a fupa, yeah, sipping on wine (what?)
Yeah, posted with my mumma, yeah, she got a dip (what?)
Posted with my mumma, yeah, she got a dip (what?)
Posted with my mumma, yeah, she got a dip (anal)
No. 158317
File: 1680545309327.jpg (189.5 KB, 1080x1445, 1674933454014.jpg)
I want your love, and I want your shayvenge
You and me could write a bad shaymance (oooooooh)
I want your love and all your lover's shayvenge
You and me could write a bad shaymance
Oooooooooooh oooooh oooh
Caught in a bad shaymance
Oooooooooooh oooooh oooh
Caught in a bad shaymance
No. 158318
File: 1680545421710.png (640.55 KB, 858x656, 1674939218053.png)
Well, good for you, I guess you moved on really easily
You packed your bags, and left back for your family
Remember when you said begrudgingly that you'd give me my rules? (Rules?)
Guess that you've been cucking your fiancee with tranny cocks
I guess those 12 days I gave to you, got you off
Now you can be a better man since you let out your abuse (abuse)
Well, good for you, you're fucking and chucking
Not me, if you ever care to text back
Good for you, you're doing great out there without me, daddy
God, I wish that I had a wolfpack
I've lost my mind, I've spent the night tripping drunk on the floor of my porn room
But you're so unaffected, I really don't get it
But I guess good for you
Well, good for you, I guess you're getting every kink you want (ah)
You're back in Wichita and her etsy store's really taking off (ah)
It's like we never even happened
Daddy, what the fuck is up with that? (Ha)
And good for you, it's like you never even sat on me
Remember when you comforted me after I cried and called red from your abuse?
Well, screw that and screw you
You will get exposed for degeneracy the way that I do
No. 158319
File: 1680545464055.png (161.15 KB, 1024x576, 1674941410670.png)
'Cause I-I-I'm on the farms tonight
So watch me bring the fire and set twitter alight
Shining like the firework in my ass on the fourth of July
So I'ma light it up like dynamite, whoa oh oh
No. 158320
File: 1680545531205.jpg (22.47 KB, 366x367, 1674942511297.jpg)
You're no good for me
Daddy, you're no good for me
You're no good for me
But daddy, I want you, I want
Hello Fresh lunch, daddy, Anal City
Never was there ever a girl so flitty
Do you think we'll be in love forever?
Do you think we'll be in love?
Hello Fresh lunch, daddy, Anal City
Can we hit it now in diapers, shitty?
Do you think we'll be in love forever?
Do you think we'll be in love?
Daddy, put on your ugly nerd glasses
'Cause we gonna take a ride
I'm not gonna listen to what the farm says
I've been waiting up all night
Take another sip of wine, oh please
Ready for another lie?
Says he's gonna teach me just what kink is
Say it's gonna be alright
No. 158321
File: 1680545685254.jpeg (59.71 KB, 828x1056, 1674950759942.jpeg)
My belly goes jiggle, jiggle, it folds
When i try to wiggle, wiggle, my rolls
My asshole's gonna dribble, dribble, you know
Riding in an uber, send me money coomers
Five foot six, I'm the size of, Mike Slack
But luckily I got Womack
I got a knack for incest in my mind
Chugging some pink, pink wiiiine
No. 158322
File: 1680545757240.png (30.35 KB, 454x302, 1674957102819.png)
Mamaaa,
Just broke up with Shane!!
Sent twenty texts to his phone,broke up with him,
Now he's gone!
Mamaaa, our relationship just begun
But now I've gone and thrown it all away
mamma, oooh,
I didn't mean to make you cry,
If Shane don't text back this time tomorrow
Carry on, carry on as if nothing really matters
Too late, my time has come,
Send apologies to him 50 times,my body's aching all
The time
Goodbye, everybody, I've got to go,
Gotta go the hostipal and face the truth
Mama, oooh
I just want to die,
I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all!!!
No. 158323
File: 1680545795545.png (540.14 KB, 1000x555, 1674957465244.png)
Look at this photograph
Every time I do, it makes me sad
How did my body get so fat?
And what the hell is that deflated ballsack?
And this is where I grew up
I had a decent childhood which I cover up
My greatest trauma was babysitting
It was too much for a baby bimbo like me
And this is where I went to school
Most of the time had better things to do
Like picking fights with randoms online
I still do it all the time
I wonder if it's too late
Should I go back and get my degree fully paid?
Life's better now and full of hope
If I was them, I'd see through my massive cope
Oh, whoa, whoa
Oh, Daddy, I…
Every memory of bending over back door
I had the degeneracy spread out on my bedroom floor
It's hard to say it, time to say it
Goodbye, goodbye
Every memory of taking it up the front door
I found the photo of the porn that I was looking for
It's hard to say it, time to say it
Goodbye, goodbye
Goodbye
No. 158324
File: 1680545826360.png (21.9 KB, 275x183, 1674976088447.png)
Let the kitties hit the floor
Let the kitties hit the floor
Let the kitties hit the floor
Let the kitties hit the floor
Eating.. for four
Doordash much more
(Here we go, here we go, here we go now)
One, nothing wrong with me
Two, except for my bpd
Three, and my canabis emesis
Four, and my internet stalkers
One, something's got to give
Two, I’m a victim please forgive
Let the kitties hit the FLOOOORRRR
No. 158325
File: 1680546020227.png (415.69 KB, 1200x1200, 1675362941899.png)
Shaytaan In The Wait
That fatty had a head like a bovine
Face like she was sucking stale cum through a straw
'Some faces not even a mother could love'
Says the spit and spatter of broken bongs from above
'There's a two now where a one first used to be'
The scale tells our Shaytaan before her sleep
Every night she eats, and cries near her fuckmachine
Then she sees herself stomping around in the mirror with pink wine
Sees an alcoholic worm
With a pink shein skirt on the stomach of a whale
Can't live without weed for a several days
she says
I just want Shane P Sonnier back, she says
She says she wouldn't wait for the boils and the hair to fade
Says you'll want to finger her for three bucks near an Applebee's
No. 158326
File: 1680546167390.jpg (343.36 KB, 1200x1200, 1676752111695.jpg)
I have this thing where I get older, but just never wiser
Midnights become my afternoons
When my Hello Fresh steak is delivered, all of the portions
I've cooked are devoured all at once
I should not be left to my own devices
They come with prices and vices
I slap my face on cam
(Tale as old as time)
I wake up screaming from dreaming
One day, paypigs will be leaving
'Cause my tits are old and sagging
(For the last time)
It's me, Shay, I'm the problem, it's me
On lolcow, everybody agrees
I'll stare directly at the screen, but never in the mirror
It must be exhausting dealing with the aging baby bimbo
Sometimes, I feel like everybody is a pretty girl
And I'm big chungus on the hill
Too big to fit this skirt, it doesn't cover my dolphin pussy
I'm the mistress, but never claimed
Did you hear my raging bpd
I try so hard to hide
Like every other online whore?
(A tale as old as time)
I wake up screaming from dreaming
One day, I'll watch as you're leaving
And life will lose all its meaning
(For the last time)
It's me, Shay, I'm the problem, it's me
On lolcow, everybody agrees
I'll stare directly at the screen, but never in the mirror
It must be exhausting dealing with the aging baby bimbo
I have this dream I go viral, and make a ton of money
And finally stop being broke
The farmers gather 'round and read my thread and then someone says
"She's so fat her rolls will explode"
It's me, Shay
I'm the problem, it's me
It's me, Shay
I'm the problem, it's me
It's me, Shay
Everybody agrees, everybody agrees
It's me, Shay (Shay), I'm the problem, it's me (I'm the problem, it's me)
On lolcow (lolcow), everybody agrees (Everybody agrees)
I'll stare directly at the screen, but never in the mirror
It must be exhausting dealing with the aging baby bimbo
No. 158593
File: 1680713191641.jpeg (137.36 KB, 640x659, 1CADD0E1-3FA4-4605-AB63-9BB3F1…)
She in love with her food
She likes takeout
On her ham pink boobs
It is compressed
Now it’s at 2pm
She just woke up
But will she get doordash
I bet she will
She will
She's got a date at midnight
With Jason Womack
Oh baby Ellen Dressel
ain't got nothing on you
Well when I called her stupid
She just laughed.
And had me buy plushies.
Baby bimbo.
Yeah you wanna go out
'cause there's weed, food and hoeing.
You can't go out
'cause you have a bad brain day.
Gettin fat.
Gettin fat.
Fat fat fat fat stoner slut
Fat fat fat fat stoner slut
Little Hello Kitty Bows
From Aliexpress
A gross incest porno
For which she is dressed
Her fat rolls smell like
Ham and cheese
Every day is Groundhog day
Yeah you wanna work out
Cause the herp man said you’re fat
You can’t work out cause you’re sick and hungover
Go to The ER
Go to the ER
Rat rat rat rat faced ho
Rat rat rat rat faced ho
No. 158713
File: 1680762512592.jpg (47.46 KB, 753x424, Avril-Lavigne-Sk8er-Boi.jpg)
FuPa bOi
He was a creep,
she was an idiot,
Can I make it anymore obvious?
He had a wife,
she lies about ballet,
What more can I say?
She wanted him,
he'd never tell,
but secretly he felt he was in hell.
All of his family,
stuck up their nose,
they had a problem with her baby clothes.
HE WAS A FUPA BOY
HER ASS WAS FULL OF TOYS
BUT STILL WASNT GOOD ENOUGH FOR HIM
NOW SHE'S A PROLAPSE STAR
ENOUGH MAYOCHUP TO FILL A JAR
WOMACK PLZ TELL ME WHAT I'M WOOOORTTHH
No. 160555
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I am a baby to the world
Not a woman to be heard
Or a fupa that's hidden from all
And what do you think you'd ever say?
I won't listen anyway, you don't know me
And I'll never be what you want me to be
And what do you think you'd understand?
I'm a girl, no, I'm a slut
You can't take me and make me quit
And how can you learn I like dads?
Yeah, you stand here on your own
They don't know me ‘cause they’re old and gross
And I want to get with rednecks
Wanna put things in my butt
Wanna loosen and tear my sphincter
And how can the world want me to bathe?
Lolcow anons stay jealous
They don't know me 'cause I'm special
And you give me 30 tokens on MFC
All I wanted in a daddy
Now you know me and I am afraid
of the other only fans hoes
Can you help me not go bankrupt?
They can't break me as long as I thrive and steal dads
And I want to roleplay horrid incest
Wanna cater to pedos
Wanna hold on and feel like I’m young
And how can the world be disgusted?
They're the ones that stay old and gross
Mommy’s ugly but I'm still here
No. 160664
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Conversion, shayware version 7.0
Looking at life through the eyes of a pornhub
Taking dabs as a pastime activity
The toxicishay of our shayty, of our shayty
You, what do you own the world?
How do you own disorder? Disorder
Now somewhere between the shaycred silence shaycred silence and sleep
Somewhere, between the shaycred silence and sleep
Disorder, disorder, disorder
More snacks for their fridges, loud neighbors
asshole reveries caught in the headlights of a cellphone camera
Taking dabs as a pastime activity
The toxicishay of our shayty, of our shayty
You, what do you own the world?
How do you own disorder? Disorder
Now somewhere between the shaycred silence
Shaycred silence and sleep
Somewhere between the shaycred silence and sleep
Disorder, disorder, disorder
You, what do you own the world?
How do you own disorder?
Now somewhere between the shaycred silence
Shaycred silence and sleep
Somewhere, between the shaycred silence and sleep
Disorder, disorder, disorder
When I became the sun
I shone life into my gaping ass
When I became the sun
I shone life into my gaping ass
No. 161255
>>160664Fucking perfect. You deserve a goldfish and pink wine treat for this.
>>160681Okay and?
No. 161808
>>161255Never was a shayflake girl…
thought there was a good shaylution hanging with the pedo whores…
shay's gone to the other side, giving us old mayo(chup)
things are getting kinda gross, and I log off for sleepy-time.
this is not really–this, this, this is not really happening…
you bet your life it is, you bet your life it is!
honey, you bet your life!
It's another fucking shein haul
just fucking, shein haul!
Shay knows what's going on, got a cheaper price now…
all the coomers are gone, gone to the other whores…
with their coomerbux, must've paid a real high price!
she's showing more ass this time…
this is not really–this, this, this is not really happening…
you bet your life it is, you bet your life it is!
honey, you bet your life!
It's a coomer repellent, just! coomer repellent…
never was a shayflake girl… thought that was a good soylution…
No. 161820
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I would even kill for a Shein dress
Is supposed to be
I used to kid myself in distress
Makes lot more sense speaking of princesses
Used to get up on the scale
But my weight and health went stale
Aesthetic cacophony let
Fat baby bimbo go free
You're a poor coomer boy
Who's had to work for my nudes
You've got all the sensibilities, oh
Of a lower class guy
Yes, yes I am your little slave
Yes I will twist and turn that way
Only got bad things to say
You're always asking what is up, up with me
Could never tell you what happened
The day I turned twenty-five
The rise of a king and the fall of a queen
Oh twenty-five
Twenty-five
No. 164714
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Tonight’s weirdos range from a boomer and a bimbo
Accessorizing with a barbie pin tucked inside her shein sweatpants
She's going to eat soul food at the mall come Friday
Big Shaynus will act like the john is her father
No lying aside, she really needs his money
A wonderful caricature of incest fantasies, yeah, yeah
And not to mention, ellen degenerate
And her pimping shaynus, for that old guy
Yes, the one who got her leggings and gave her herpes
As she sucked on his penis
Well, only hours before, after he had left
She was stuffing her face with seafood
There was a terrible rash
Between her crab claw and ass
Shay fell in love with her “dad”
And sent some texts of a different kind
Along with the poly partners
What a wonderful caricature of intimacy
Inside, what a wonderful caricature of intimacy
There are no millions and fame and parties in pink dresses
It's blackouts with roaches and letting yourself go
Doordash sushi and compete for redneck attentions
And a few more of your least favorite things
No. 164715
>>164714top kek
nonny great work
No. 164736
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I don't know where else to post this because it's pure retardation and unbelievably autistic but sometimes when I'm listening to random Candlemass songs I replace part of the lyrics with "Shay". I love singing "I long for my time to come, death means just life, please let me die in shaynitude" and "he will not fear though the Shaybbath is near, twelve strokes for candlemass shayness descends"
No. 164762
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Inspired by picrel.
All my booby veins are for you, daddy
Am I that girl that you dream of?
All those little times you took me to dinner
You make me feel like your bimbo
I'll wait for you, babe
In my leggings, babe
Don't come through, babe
You never do
Because I'm fatty when I eat
I'm fatty when I eat
I'm fatty when I eat
I'm fatty when I eat
All those special times we spent in your Corvette
They don't mean shit compared to all your kids
But I don't really mind, I've got much more than that
Like my weed and booze, I don't need that
I wait for you, babe
You don't love me, babe
You only fuck, babe
That's just what you do
Don't say you need me when
You leave and you leave again
I'm fatter than all my men
Except for you
Don't say you need me if
You leave last, you're leaving
I can't do it, I can't do it
But you do it well
'Cause I'm fatty when I eat
I'm fatty when I eat
I'm fatty when I eat
I'm fatty when I eat
I'm fatty when I eat
I'm fatty when I eat
I'm fatty when I eat
I'm fatty when I eat
No. 164763
>>164762I started reading it in Lana’s voice with the music in my head and got to
>because I’m fatty when I eatI cackled.
No. 165064
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I don't know, dude
I think everybody's all jealous and shit
'Cause I'm, the luxury bimbo barbie, dude
And I think everybody's got a fucking problem with me, dude
And they need to take it up with me after the shoot
Because
These chicks don't even know who
I even am
But they're all on him like they
Wanna hold hands
'Cause once I blow, they know
That He’ll be my man
All because I'm the cute
bimbo of the group
So I get on stage, right? Diaper on
Walk up to this old dude, and I'm all like:
"Sup, daddy? My name's Big Shaynus
I'm a pro pornstar and bimbo baby"
They're all like, "Oh my God, it's her
Kiki, oh my fucking God, it's Donny M
I swear to fucking God, you’re a laughing stock”
“Please, don’t tell dom Dallas of lolcow"
Now by now, the rest of the ladies get jealous
Especially when I drop my ass and do my chicken dance moves
All the chicks start humpin Dom Dallas
He smacks my sore red boobs and then posts on twitter
So, like every single night, they pick a fight with me
But when we fight, it's kinda like sibling rivalry
'Cause they act like babies in porn with me
Dude, I just think they're tryna steal the light from me
Yesterday, Dawn Willow tried to pull a knife on me
'Cause I told her David Wayne Roe's my new daddy
This porn star shit is the life for me
And all the other girl just despise me because these
These chicks don't even know who
I even am
But they're all on him like they
Wanna hold hands
'Cause once I blow, they know
That He’ll be my man
All because I'm the cute
bimbo of the group
No. 165918
File: 1698770918203.png (1.27 MB, 1280x720, Shayhog.png)
Was it you to said they're Shaydreams of grandeur
Was it me who stooped so low
I eat my sushi up now i'm feeling better
No. 165922
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Shay huā piāo piāo běi fēng xiāo xiāo
Tiān dì yí piàn cāng máng
No. 166397
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My eyes are gettin' wrinkly,
My back is gettin' wide,
I'm dumping my pets on Ellen ,
For the Aruba toilet whore flight,
But I don't care cuz all I wanna do,
Is drink my gin and fly
right home to you,
Cuz baby all my life I will
be flying home to you
No. 166424
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>>166422gorgeous, I love it
No. 166427
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Because you know I'm all about that shay
'Bout that shay, no implants
I'm all about that shay, 'bout that shay, no implants
I'm all about that shay, 'bout that shay, no implants
I'm all about that shay, 'bout that shay (shay, shay, shay, shay)
Yeah, it's pretty clear, I ain't no size two
But If i photoshop it, shop it, like I'm supposed to do
'Cause I got those tetris block titties (titties)
And I smell like mildew
No. 169209
What'll you do when you get lonely
And nobody's waiting by your side?
You've been filming gross porn much too long
You know it's just your foolish pride
Shayna
Get off your fucking knees
Shayna
I'm begging, cow, please
Shayna
Dear cow, won't you ease my worried mind?
I tried to give you consolation
When your gross moid had let you down
Like a fool, I fell in love with you
You turned my whole world upside down
Shayna
Get off your fucking knees
Shayna
I'm begging, cow, please
Shayna
Dear cow, won't you ease my worried mind?
Let's make the best of the situation
Before I finally go insane
Please, don't say you’ll never find a way
And tell me all my keks in vain
Shayna
Get off your fucking knees
Shayna
I'm begging, cow, please
Shayna
Dear cow, won't you ease my worried mind?
Shayna
Get off your fucking knees
Shayna
I'm begging, cow, please
Shayna
Dear cow, won't you ease my worried mind?
