File: 1674694026716.jpg (72.3 KB, 234x275, 1672303505365.jpg)
No. 158768
File: 1674694313871.png (Spoiler Image,1.5 MB, 908x1103, 1674676421820.png)
She looks hot here. There, I said it. (Repost for spoiler)
No. 158769
File: 1674694423721.png (611.4 KB, 720x537, 1537449942580.png)
Fupa saga was my favorite hands down
No. 158770
File: 1674694531747.png (420.42 KB, 1558x696, Screen Shot 2023-01-25 at 4.55…)
No. 158777
File: 1674695141572.jpg (35.83 KB, 217x234, FaceApp_1674695239687.jpg)
Hey ladies anyone gotta light?
No. 158778
File: 1674695195986.jpg (705.32 KB, 1080x1350, FaceApp_1673454175447.jpg)
No. 158779
File: 1674695267496.png (124.89 KB, 308x340, 1665281274871.png)
No. 158782
File: 1674695322227.png (500.28 KB, 917x965, 1657488386379.png)
No. 158787
File: 1674695509102.gif (8.9 MB, 942x567, 1667712544394.gif)
>the Shaynatorium when the other mods catch wind of it
No. 158788
File: 1674695538292.png (163.14 KB, 648x672, 1669081370529.png)
Does this count as Shayna related material?
No. 158791
File: 1674695867355.jpg (313.71 KB, 813x580, 1665184409907.jpg)
>>158790Idk I think any media from the Shayuniverse kinda counts, especially semi-infamous memes like that bug eyed tranny Velma
No. 158792
File: 1674696089798.jpg (30.47 KB, 171x237, FaceApp_1674696055208.jpg)
>>158784Thanks wanna go out for white claws? Don't mind my brother shayden
No. 158793
File: 1674696177730.jpg (53.87 KB, 254x275, FaceApp_1674696146721.jpg)
>>158792>Shayden approaches This is a ever expanding Shaymen interactive story. Your choices matter.
No. 158794
File: 1674696182298.jpg (387.28 KB, 1790x1214, 1578104829040.jpg)
No. 158795
File: 1674696452961.gif (485.51 KB, 480x299, d2a22954-ef8a-4a32-bc27-15e4b5…)
No. 158796
File: 1674696499379.jpg (159.26 KB, 828x1518, 1664549200695.jpg)
do you remember when?
we used to sing
shay-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-la tee da~
No. 158801
File: 1674696952893.png (919.62 KB, 752x757, Shayhogs.png)
>>158768>>158772nonnie you dummy. i made this specifically so it could be posted unspoiled. and to answer this question >>1752219 no i just drew it on and then used the emboss filter and it made it look funky. then i adjusted colour.
you are forgiven
>>158800 this is time of celebration
No. 158803
File: 1674697006303.png (939.96 KB, 585x780, Shaynas Trailer.png)
why does everyone hate this photo of shayna and shayne.
No. 158805
File: 1674697099148.jpg (169.32 KB, 719x1280, gnarred_out.jpg)
>>158801Now I see, cool edit, punish this bbygirl
No. 158806
File: 1674697150487.jpeg (56.79 KB, 229x340, 1658370801978.jpeg)
Cum for breakfast. Does anyone have that gif of her eating a discharge glob? Kek
No. 158808
File: 1674697759372.jpg (107.35 KB, 639x517, troll-y_mattel.jpg)
My autistic contribution
No. 158812
File: 1674698202817.gif (412.83 KB, 625x656, Ol Crazy Eyes.gif)
>>158788Seriously this chick's eyes freak me the fuck out. Tried to outline them to show insane they appear.
No. 158813
File: 1674698483633.jpeg (394.53 KB, 955x628, The Gimp.jpeg)
>>158810the moment i jump scared myself when this freak popped up my phone i knew i was too deep in the shayverse.
No. 158814
File: 1674698520064.png (2.66 MB, 978x3421, What happened Shayna.png)
>>158800your punishment is seeing this photo.
No. 158816
>>158811I'm just referring to those specific photos, undeniably hot. She should hire
nonnie as her stylist.
No. 158817
File: 1674698730268.jpeg (59.49 KB, 275x221, 4B8CB078-4C7A-40E1-B402-1441F4…)
Shaynatorium (Welcome Home)
- Retardica
Welcome to where time stands still
No one leaves and no one will
Moon is full, never seems to change
Just labelled mentally deranged
Dream the same thing every night
I see our freedom in my sight
No locked doors, no windows barred
No things to make my brain seem scarred
Sleep my friend, and you will see
The dream is my reality
They keep me locked up in this cage
Can't they see it's why my brain says rage?
Shaynatorium
Leave me be
Shaynatorium
Just leave me alone
Build my fear of what's out there
Cannot breathe the open air
Whisper things into my brain
Assuring me that I'm insane
They think our heads are in their hands
But violent use brings violent plans
Keep him tied, it makes him well
He's getting better, can't you tell?
No more can they keep us in
Listen, damn it, we will win
They see it right, they see it well
But they think this saves us from our hell
Shaynatorium
Leave me be
Shaynatorium
Just leave me alone
Shaynatorium
(Just leave me alone)
Fear of living on
Natives getting restless now
Mutiny in the air
Got some death to do
Mirror stares back hard
Kill, it's such a friendly word
Seems the only way
For reaching out again
No. 158818
File: 1674698765085.png (4.67 MB, 1920x1440, 1650396987568.png)
No. 158819
File: 1674698874177.jpg (112.77 KB, 812x833, shayleigh.jpg)
the perfect place to post my pretty shayna OC, shayleigh
No. 158823
File: 1674699167642.png (810.42 KB, 1170x1669, shayhrodite.png)
Wasn't sure if this was main thread worthy so it goes here
No. 158826
File: 1674699340262.jpg (79.12 KB, 640x431, fave.jpg)
What's your favourite Shat cosplay? Mine is Snow White.
No. 158828
File: 1674699741819.gif (7.64 MB, 902x500, 1674681432654.gif)
>>158827thanks for shayllowing shayheads a place to shatpost cerbmin
No. 158830
File: 1674699958894.jpg (9.94 KB, 226x223, images.jpg)
s to the h
to the a-y-n-a
girl you shayna
No. 158831
File: 1674700084470.gif (1.9 MB, 2736x1544, 1606004155377.gif)
let the good times roll
No. 158837
File: 1674700594314.jpeg (190.12 KB, 1242x1143, 6DC3CD99-6ACB-448A-9755-D4381E…)
No. 158840
File: 1674700765130.jpg (281.46 KB, 1512x812, 1614722373342.jpg)
Shaynatorium Rising
No. 158841
File: 1674700959713.png (542.8 KB, 720x738, 1628431951721.png)
Shay + The Dad
No. 158843
File: 1674701065606.jpg (182.62 KB, 933x708, 1633642380222.jpg)
Shay + the mom
No. 158844
File: 1674701080632.jpeg (143.93 KB, 1046x930, shaynasbillsarepaid.jpeg)
Shayna Slatton is my favourite shaymeme.
No. 158846
File: 1674701207744.png (2.36 MB, 2480x3508, 1572754616111.png)
No. 158847
File: 1674701303536.png (448.87 KB, 582x693, tim blake clifford.png)
>>158841he looks like a fat tim blake nelson
No. 158848
File: 1674701408891.jpeg (Spoiler Image,1.4 MB, 828x1394, C3AAFB13-7AFA-4CB8-AF08-BF3805…)
WARNING!!!!!! Don't unspoiler this pic until you've looked at this one first
>>158788 No. 158851
File: 1674701585462.jpeg (Spoiler Image,670.67 KB, 1536x2048, AE2F4099-C166-49EF-A640-1E4093…)
I hope you retards like my autistic edit of the Shaysnatch, it got me perma banned on Crystal Cafe
No. 158852
File: 1674701621074.jpeg (Spoiler Image,1.52 MB, 1536x2048, 877F2A63-2266-4641-8148-F01AE0…)
>>158851Demonic Shaysnatch
No. 158853
File: 1674701671388.jpg (210.26 KB, 1080x1141, 1566460608351.jpg)
No. 158854
File: 1674701929942.png (Spoiler Image,143.1 KB, 464x300, shane was here.png)
for all the shayters saying shane didnt have penis-in-vagina sex with shayne. SEE ATTACHED PICREL. her pussy looks way different than usual, it looks all gummy, irritated and used. she definitely let shane rawdog her. if she let hairy shoulders guy do it why the fuck wouldnt she let shane do it?
No. 158855
File: 1674702071344.png (117.83 KB, 275x260, 1505364933815.png)
let's compete for best cap of shays sexface
No. 158857
File: 1674702156808.png (Spoiler Image,551.04 KB, 1080x720, DF84E75D-5780-402B-AA67-29F7F5…)
My favorite edit is the fat bitch project
No. 158860
File: 1674702556897.jpeg (716.15 KB, 1105x1409, 1668905230961.jpeg)
No. 158863
File: 1674703220184.jpeg (391.06 KB, 650x943, ADE8C879-3C85-411D-950B-F743FC…)
No. 158867
File: 1674704106975.jpeg (55.79 KB, 552x483, 1AE55EA2-A93E-4370-884E-E080A2…)
No. 158870
File: 1674704891384.jpg (41.33 KB, 1280x720, preview.jpg)
reposting, but this gif has single handedly ruined monster inc for me, now anytime I see anything related to Monster inc(especially with that big blue monster) i can't help but laugh. Sad
No. 158871
File: 1674705287773.jpg (624.75 KB, 1080x1920, tumblr_46bfa81eb1415db15dcea02…)
No. 158872
File: 1674705324927.png (1.19 MB, 1080x1080, tumblr_7c69a7b14ba953d20c7f2b6…)
>>158871This is seal-chan btw
No. 158875
File: 1674705509301.jpeg (Spoiler Image,248.24 KB, 750x938, C455834E-FB6F-4437-9896-F9F80E…)
Shaynus in 40 years
No. 158877
This thread is beautiful and I am cackling. I love you nonnies.
>>158843I made this edit, always so proud to see my work shayved and reposted
No. 158878
File: 1674705791329.jpeg (472.38 KB, 750x1166, F0B1DF2F-F72F-47B9-8633-4A68FD…)
How many years until she looks like this
No. 158879
File: 1674705829229.jpeg (133.97 KB, 740x1005, 69F44341-63BC-4505-ABC1-D65BBB…)
can’t believe it’s been almost a year
No. 158880
File: 1674706179735.jpeg (Spoiler Image,825.98 KB, 1826x2445, F0D69594-42D6-42C2-BF50-B92B70…)
mumma ellen degenerate
No. 158882
File: 1674706798959.jpeg (1.13 MB, 902x1369, 7AEFE231-12FE-4105-816E-9EE675…)
No. 158883
File: 1674707187822.jpeg (563.12 KB, 802x960, 8F3EA710-CAA3-46DB-8FE4-50EF41…)
My favourite obscure Shay-trivia is her photo ending up in “Scott Pilgrim vs. the world ruined an entire generation of women” music video. (She’s at 2:18)
https://youtu.be/TSKizLRFbTo No. 158884
File: 1674707553449.png (60.99 KB, 224x275, 1665547156327.png)
Reposting the shaynoyjack because I just love it so much.
No. 158885
File: 1674707617520.jpeg (86 KB, 709x684, C3779DDE-8EC3-4339-90D9-ABC5E2…)
>>158883That ain’t Shayna that’s Layna
No. 158887
File: 1674708541662.jpeg (254.68 KB, 1280x1280, 71739F96-01FE-48DA-AC4A-C1800F…)
She looked cute before the frying pan went up her anus
No. 158888
File: 1674708616534.png (627.75 KB, 800x450, 1668560133555.png)
posting an old fav <3
No. 158891
File: 1674708761564.png (722.33 KB, 640x1138, 9uWuAH0RKIwC77Ibvv6rlKHCveKdcb…)
No. 158892
File: 1674708806490.jpg (75.44 KB, 421x750, tumblr_ogxactwwG11rmiw96o1_500…)
No. 158893
File: 1674708897327.jpg (41.43 KB, 509x490, 1666548835801.jpg)
No. 158894
File: 1674708923038.png (1.41 MB, 1686x1520, 1643189860516.png)
No. 158895
File: 1674708988475.png (488.7 KB, 445x750, 6B214F60-B218-42C3-9C7B-20E80D…)
No. 158896
File: 1674709174948.jpg (57.99 KB, 564x752, 540fa45460ec0c21fa1c44f73393bf…)
No. 158897
File: 1674709193397.png (793.95 KB, 574x960, 004484EB-B15F-46F6-B2CC-8A774A…)
No. 158898
File: 1674709216411.png (1.81 MB, 776x1296, 0E0ACAED-9194-4BCB-AB7E-CFE18D…)
Please go back to brown hair, shay
No. 158902
File: 1674709423357.jpeg (Spoiler Image,551.24 KB, 922x1028, AFA0549D-D451-4E44-9433-D53D80…)
The swapped lips edit
No. 158907
File: 1674709927375.png (299.89 KB, 530x538, fat_alcoholic_at_45.png)
>>158851I got banned for posting just this image of her face. I guess Big Shaynus was too ugly for the CC mods to handle.
No. 158909
File: 1674710587723.jpg (267.68 KB, 1600x900, 1533085787254.jpg)
No. 158912
File: 1674711320053.gif (2.9 MB, 275x208, 1610555166595.gif)
No. 158914
File: 1674711525348.png (585.81 KB, 480x601, 1533579125815.png)
No. 158915
File: 1674711957978.png (2.21 MB, 1280x1280, 57AFEAF5-32C8-49F6-9F00-A49F47…)
No. 158916
File: 1674712206594.jpg (39.81 KB, 292x340, 1641609692363.jpg)
long live the Shaynatorium
No. 158919
File: 1674712782872.jpg (478.67 KB, 830x928, 1655653201806.jpg)
No. 158920
File: 1674712948063.jpeg (35.79 KB, 533x610, 3120B881-3BA7-4697-B7DE-9B472B…)
No. 158921
File: 1674712972803.jpeg (31.01 KB, 275x211, 1644615414977.jpeg)
No. 158922
File: 1674713022582.jpeg (233.8 KB, 1080x1920, B64672D3-4C04-4064-9D45-40A3F9…)
No. 158923
File: 1674713048765.png (846.64 KB, 1200x791, shaynatorium.png)
No. 158924
File: 1674713137046.jpg (258.96 KB, 1125x1118, 1538787978263.jpg)
Take a few moments to imagine this scene.
(pause)
Picture all the details of this relaxing place. The moon has not yet risen, but the sky is just starting to turn to night. The air is cool, comfortable, and pleasant. The temperature is very pleasant inside the bath…. a calm and comfortable evening.
Imagine the fresh smell of the bathbomb… the smell of the clean soap and water. It is a refreshing scent.
Picture in your mind the taste of the pink wine lapping across your lips. The evening is so calm, the air is very quiet, but you can hear the bubbles rise behind you as you fart the bath.
No. 158925
File: 1674713155096.jpeg (Spoiler Image,455.67 KB, 894x687, 1644467824172.jpeg)
Oops posted without spoiler. This video was so gross
No. 158929
File: 1674713546502.jpg (27.58 KB, 340x255, 1654628122704.jpg)
No. 158932
File: 1674713628372.gif (466.02 KB, 230x231, d407ed51-5ed9-4944-8a19-dc003c…)
No. 158933
File: 1674713679613.jpeg (583.56 KB, 1242x615, A2C2D1E5-29BD-4A09-B388-0355FE…)
>>158920Jfc the older she gets the more she looks like her father. It’s baffling considering she isn’t even as old as she looks. Wine and laziness really ages a mf
No. 158934
File: 1674713764193.png (166.55 KB, 253x275, 1642037003568.png)
No. 158935
File: 1674713786940.jpeg (44.54 KB, 161x275, 1647297099053.jpeg)
She looks like a new England bar lady who wears flannels and cusses and shouts at the patriots game.
No. 158938
File: 1674714012112.jpg (311.36 KB, 756x962, Ah.jpg)
No. 158940
File: 1674714114120.gif (1.58 MB, 275x275, 1655686031874.gif)
No. 158943
File: 1674714300067.jpg (415.65 KB, 1280x720, Picsart_23-01-25_23-24-45-531.…)
No. 158945
File: 1674714420882.jpg (283.87 KB, 1242x2058, 1655686168952.jpg)
No. 158947
File: 1674714503810.jpeg (742.72 KB, 1079x1141, E86FB4A7-90D5-4A2C-8D03-670B1E…)
Most punchable face in the world
No. 158948
File: 1674714615626.jpeg (953.52 KB, 1005x1930, 2DFD9E19-2169-44D3-BD47-CE5907…)
this place should be funny screen grabs from Shayna thread and memes/ugly pics not old selfies of Shayna when she was at her “best”
No. 158950
File: 1674714802453.gif (1.37 MB, 448x468, imageedit_21_7076743914.gif)
No. 158951
File: 1674714806077.gif (238.67 KB, 174x275, 1641967681886.gif)
>>158948we can have all of it. let shaustism speak
No. 158952
File: 1674714851571.jpeg (269.01 KB, 736x1334, 1654755477909.jpeg)
What would you do if she zapped you with bolt of lighting with her staff
No. 158953
File: 1674714960023.png (333.23 KB, 446x457, shabanned.PNG)
No. 158954
File: 1674714996317.png (275.25 KB, 549x785, DE113835-0738-419D-8F68-8B35E4…)
No. 158955
Front page has been all shay pics, shaylellujah
>>158826The half red gloves make me kek and how they reappered years later for her last valentines shoot, but my fav is the peach one
Dirty sneakers, the towel in the tub, and the breakdown about how pathetic it looked sitting among sparse candies she paid so much for just to eat while having a breakdown
No. 158956
File: 1674715168534.png (529.38 KB, 746x986, 65863337-0D7E-4322-83A0-BDF158…)
>>158954Shayna then vs Shaynus now
No. 158957
File: 1674715213153.jpg (11.18 KB, 275x275, 1610075096779.jpg)
No. 158959
File: 1674715282960.jpg (117 KB, 635x620, 1674715379097.jpg)
No. 158960
File: 1674715412976.png (128.4 KB, 533x308, 1655653585308.png)
No. 158962
File: 1674715439304.jpeg (1.26 MB, 1220x1373, 2A8CC895-9726-4544-A1B9-7AA834…)
My fav shayart piece
No. 158963
File: 1674715478344.gif (757.86 KB, 275x140, 6B799B19-1126-4F9C-A259-E74756…)
No. 158964
File: 1674715582442.jpg (23.06 KB, 275x236, 1642535578607.jpg)
No. 158965
File: 1674715608710.jpeg (713.76 KB, 3159x1453, CB68977B-52CA-4D43-8127-A65338…)
No. 158966
File: 1674715625267.jpg (664.57 KB, 1242x1170, FaceApp_1674715728913.jpg)
No. 158967
File: 1674715685313.jpg (854.79 KB, 1242x1532, 1674715128211.jpg)
No. 158968
File: 1674715745189.png (135.65 KB, 275x247, 1517876115459.png)
No. 158970
File: 1674715823525.png (94.52 KB, 267x340, 8903DD0E-8808-4DE3-9426-C32ADB…)
No. 158972
File: 1674715914268.jpg (78.59 KB, 275x259, 1641641568516.jpg)
No. 158979
File: 1674716199168.png (354.65 KB, 514x431, shayna.PNG)
>>158871The whole thing of Seal-chan posting her artwork and then anons doing a deepdive into her social media and finding out that she's a nazi was so funny kek.
Anyway, sorry to be OT shaynafags. I don't have much to offer but these pics from the doodle board.
No. 158982
File: 1674716302725.png (520.09 KB, 616x680, 1666964032062.png)
No. 158983
File: 1674716351153.png (42.66 KB, 275x242, 1533520177879.png)
inshayne in the membrane
inshayne in the brain
No. 158984
File: 1674716395371.jpg (17.91 KB, 149x275, 1673231328181.jpg)
No. 158985
File: 1674716847176.gif (786.18 KB, 403x313, imageedit_8_5143710591.gif)
No. 158986
File: 1674717116444.jpg (561.59 KB, 1080x1760, 1533227548777.jpg)
No. 158991
File: 1674718031072.png (Spoiler Image,7.87 MB, 3472x5428, naziseal.png)
>>158988the personal cows thread
No. 158994
File: 1674719098041.jpeg (467.5 KB, 908x1254, 1CA09310-BB52-4E49-B81C-523E8D…)
No. 158995
File: 1674719463294.png (96.75 KB, 360x450, big shungus.png)
I made this edit after someone compared Shayna to those dwarves in snow white but I never posted it
No. 158999
File: 1674719977008.jpg (155.66 KB, 720x983, Screenshot_20230126-005747_Ins…)
>>158998I'm autistic on here but I have some decorum and discreetness on my social media. I've never seen someone namedrop the site without moralfagging about the terms or trying to act like a femcel on tiktok.
No. 159000
File: 1674720486945.gif (11.46 MB, 236x275, 1618024914284.gif)
>>158999samefag terfs* anyways back to shanus
No. 159002
File: 1674723074648.jpeg (631.28 KB, 1365x2048, 1662657902947.jpeg)
I'm not even a shaytard but this is a work of art
No. 159009
File: 1674729599957.gif (Spoiler Image,1.48 MB, 316x234, 1596843350027.gif)
No. 159010
File: 1674729615755.jpeg (356.4 KB, 765x2030, 0FD42F93-DD11-4A06-8141-8B9787…)
Shaytaan
No. 159012
File: 1674740816463.jpg (447.91 KB, 1191x1039, Picsart_23-01-26_10-16-40-822.…)
No. 159017
File: 1674748154460.gif (535.17 KB, 193x275, 364AEADA-2536-4753-BEDE-C63E07…)
>>159016Yes and ethots too
No. 159021
File: 1674750364573.png (410.58 KB, 428x450, Capture.PNG)
No. 159023
File: 1674751547289.png (1.2 MB, 650x1280, 54102665-B94E-44F4-A2E4-F8FF7F…)
>>159018I agree. If Shay wasn’t into gross shit she could have got a really nice guy that’s similar to Fupaul but not as deranged.
No. 159025
File: 1674752246430.jpeg (132.14 KB, 750x1334, FE951B09-B2FA-4835-B327-507EC4…)
post and delete a shayna photo from your phone
No. 159027
File: 1674752854544.gif (9.2 MB, 270x480, 1536803196428.gif)
No. 159032
File: 1674754703610.gif (5.36 MB, 405x720, GIF-230126_123928.gif)
No. 159033
File: 1674755718368.jpeg (141.54 KB, 1170x681, D68CB68E-E0B2-4A34-B96D-579C83…)
>>159027you just know she was trying recreate this “fupa magic” with shane at the airport.
No. 159034
File: 1674755790433.png (Spoiler Image,206.7 KB, 386x392, shaymeful.png)
boop
No. 159035
File: 1674756822768.jpg (141.51 KB, 613x644, FaceApp_1673212784549.jpg)
No. 159036
File: 1674756867384.jpeg (28.07 KB, 271x275, 1663734963816.jpeg)
No. 159037
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No. 159038
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No. 159041
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She's in her mikhaila Peterson era
No. 159042
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No. 159045
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No. 159046
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No. 159047
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shayna loves hitler
No. 159048
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And I'm proud to be an Shaymerican
Where at least I know I'm free
And I won't forget the Fupauls who cried
Who gave that right to me
And I'd badly spread them next to you
And Shayfend Her still today
'Cause there ain't no doubt
I love Lolcow
God Bless the SHAY.TOUR.IUM!!!
No. 159050
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>>159018Pedo degenerate aside, they were a cute couple, he actually seemed to like her a lot. I started reading the Shayna threads during the Sol saga, and I've only skimmed previous threads, he brought her a house and took her out to eat on dates, they matched each other's trashiness and retardation. I think Shayna pulled off the girly aesthetic when she was skinny too. I do think she really could've done better, he could have been older yeah but also like taller and with a nicer body. He is super gross, a turd. I don't think he should be married, let alone to another woman with kids. I wonder if someone cowtipped his wife and said "your fiance used to date a pedo pandering porn 'star' who wore diapers and pacifiers and held a teddy bear while he slapped her during sex. He's probably into your daughter" I bet you that lady would've just brushed it off, seems like the type, given she wore pajamas to Walmart and let her fupaul choke her on a security camera and made it a cover photo.
Spoiler for blog
One time my abusive step-dad got with a new chick and she had kids, I told her how he was creepy with us and straight up violent with my mom and she blocked me and told him and he told my mom that the only reason I'm doing that is cause I'm into him(gag) ugh I fucking hate men, some women will just let any creep around their kids. Fuck those moms and fuck those disgusting predators. No. 159051
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I don't want to be anything
Other than what I've been tryna be shately
All I have to do is think of Shane
And I have peace of mind
I'm tired of looking 'round rooms
Wondering what I gotta do
Or where im supposed to pee
I don't want to be anything other Dollyyyyy
I'm surrounded by Farmers
Everywhere I turn
I'm surrounded by Shayposters
Everywhere I turn
I'm surrounded by shaydentity crisis
Everywhere I turn
Am I the only one who noticed?
I can't be the only one who's learned
No. 159052
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No. 159053
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>>159050He didn't like Shayna, despite every scrote shayna finds being ugly they have an HUGE ego. Shayna was young, thin and could be kinda cute. Eager to let him do whatever, she was a "Pornstar" "sex worker". I don't think a baby daddy fat ass without much money could "Pull" someone like Shayna naturally. He lucked up on a mentally ill young woman who he thought was going to be his bangmaid and submissive. She's not. The fact he quickly married a woman with kids is not only scary but shows what he thought of Shayna. 4+ years with her, he didn't want to marry her, hid her and had zero respect for her.
fupaul is a piece of shit, however in terms of "looks" yeah they looked okay togeather if you asked me.
Shayna should date #josh#
No. 159054
>>159042Looks like mikhaila Peterson lol
I have discovered I purged all shay related media from my phone and that kinda sucks because I made a thread pic and an edit of soy gribble etc. can’t believe I’ve been watching her threads for like 5 years or however stupid long it’s been…
My favorite meme is that shayna thread really do be giving me brain damage tho
No. 159056
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this one is my personal favourite screen grab from waaaay back in the day
No. 159057
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No. 159058
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No. 159059
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>>158767I was the first Shaybanned, even thought the Shayban was unjust. You see, I was shayplaining about a Shayior ban. One I got for 11 hours for making a shayleted thread like two weeks ago. Shankfully the Admins heard my Scries and realized that a 24 hour shayban, for shaything I was already Shanned for makes no shaysense.
Shay you.
No seriously Janitas don't ban me again, i was already banned for my crime weeks ago. I was unbanned so I assumed you saw that it was an mistake, love you No. 159060
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No. 159062
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No. 159063
>>159060this thread made me realized that Shay gave the fuck up. She at least tried, now it's the same 10 fucking things, all getting smaller/dirter and no creativity. She used to do outfits, do different things, pose, now we are lucky if she puts a fucking hear on her cheek
>>159061This thread makes me feel bad for shayna, simply because it doesn't have some of her gross shit,it just looks like she's some girl who gained weight, had a break up and did some dumb shit.
Not all the boring but gross shit that she does in her main thread. You can see her decline in a short
funny bite at the shaynatorium. I'm scared shaytourists may get the wrong idea.
No. 159064
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No. 159065
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No. 159066
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No. 159067
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No. 159071
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>>159063>I'm scared shaytourists may get the wrong idea.The more women that see Shayna's decline the better. It's stark warning not to get into sex work.
No. 159074
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>>159025Edited without the weird gut waist
No. 159075
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does anyone remember the grayhair/mike slack and his daughter saga
No. 159079
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Quick shaytards post your favourite shay face. I'll start
No. 159080
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Uh oh stinky!
No. 159081
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Hate it when my hemorrhoids flare up ughhh
No. 159083
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The lost Hartley hooligan
No. 159084
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Caroline Ellison lookin ass
No. 159088
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No. 159090
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No. 159096
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>>158933Shay's dad reminds me of that McKamey manor guy kek.
I think it's the honker. Very Clifford.
No. 159099
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fave shay face
No. 159100
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I like looking at her pornhub comments
No. 159101
>>159075Tbh this revelation killed me.
You hear about such things happening but seeing it all with your own eyes was just horrific. And we know shat lurks but she won't dare call him out cos he gives her some pennies.
We supposed to believe people who pay for porn are the good guys. Lmao no. They're just more deranged and obsessive towards certain people.
No. 159105
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shanya shanya shayna
No. 159106
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shaaaaaaaaynaaaaaaaaa oh oh
shaaaaaaaaaaaynaaa
(to the tune of hey ya)
No. 159107
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>>159106shayke it like a..something
No. 159111
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Shayna's vagina looks so much better now that it's been inflated with a layer of blubber
No. 159115
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No. 159116
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tit like a deflated beach ball
No. 159118
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No. 159119
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>>159117Nta but open at your own risk
No. 159120
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My milk's gone cold, I'm wondering why I
Got out of bed at all
The comedian fart clouds up my window
And I can't see at all
And even if I could it'll all be pink
But your pictures on my phone
It reminds me, that it's not so bad
It's not so bad
Dear Shane, I texted you but you still ain't callin'
I left my cell, my only fan, and Ellen's phone at the bottom
I sent two texts two mintues ago, you must not've got 'em
There probably was a problem with the wolf pack or somethin'
Sometimes I type too sloppy when I'm drinkin
But anyways, fuck it, what's been up, Daddy? Thought I was your daughter?
My girlfriend's worried too, I thought you were a'bout to be my father
You told me If you have a daughter, guess what you gonna call her?
You said you was gonna call her Shayna,
I read about your uncle sonnier too, I'm sorry
I wanted to kill myself over some bitch who was farmin'
I know you probably hear this every day, but I'm your biggest fan
I even let you sit on my back at 2am!
I got a phone full of our pictures
I like the shit you did with troony too, that shit was phat
Anyways, I hope you get this, shane ,pls get back,
Just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan
This is Shay
No. 159121
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No. 159128
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>>159119It was at it's worst during the boil saga when she was waxing without any after care. Also I'm a fucking retarded because I keep forgetting the spoiler.
No. 159129
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New and improved Nurse Shaynut here to give out Xanax and cheemsburgers to all tha Shaynatorium patients.
No. 159132
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Big Shaynus
No. 159133
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No. 159134
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She got ptsd from showing her boils at an early age
No. 159135
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No. 159136
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No. 159138
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>>159137Oops forgot the image due to brain damage from shay threads.
No. 159142
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>>159137>>159138I posted this in a dumbass shit thread on /ot/ before but I can’t watch my local soccer team without doing the same thing lol
No. 159146
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Dear Shane, you still ain't call or wrote, I hope you have a chance??
I ain't mad, I just think it's fucked up you ghosted me man??
If you didn't wanna talk to me at the moment
You didn't have to, but you could've wrote a text back after I broke up with you
I thought I was your baby girl, man, our relationship 60 days old,
I told you i loved you, you screwed my blistering holes,
Waited for the text, For four hours and you just texted, "wow..okay…No"
That's pretty shitty, Shane, you're like my fucking father!!
I want to just be with you, Shane!!, your wife doesn't love you more than I do!!!
I ain't that mad though, I just don't like bein' lied to…
Remember when we met in Texas, you said if I'd sext you you would sext back
See I'm just like you in the way
I don't respect body either
No. 159148
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I can't sleep at night
When you are on my mind
Jason Womack's on the shay-dio
Singin' to me "If you think you're lonely now"
Wait a minute, this is too bleak (too bleaque)
I gotta change the shay-tion
So I turn the dial, trying to catch a break
And then I hear Gay-byface
“I only think of you”
And it's breaking my shart
I'm trying to keep it together
But I'm falling apart
No. 159149
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Shayna Shayna Shayna Shayna Shayna Shayna
Shayna Shayna Shayna Shayna Shayna Shayna
Shayna Shayna Shayna Shayna Shayna Shayna Motherfucker
Shane on my motherfucking mind
got five ass bumps at the same time
White wrinkled pleated skirt, Bottles of pink wine
Got a lopsided bust and fifty five pictures of my behind
Get money
Shane out my motherfucking mouth
A Fupaul Mansion, ranch dressing, and a stomach cramps and a frown
A motherfucking store with the floor made of shay dry scalp
Ellen from the block don't got Pills, she got belly pounds
Get money
Shane in the motherfucking car
Dolphin mouth pussy, Summers with my moms
7 years of sex work and still no motherfucking car
Seven-forty-seven full of ham and shitty bars
Get money
Shane in the motherfucking pot
A eyes full of tears and a crotch full of rot
A leopard stuffie with a stink and an mouth full of rocks
All hand wound everyday by a Shayock
Get Shmoney
Hail Mary Mallon – Whales
No. 159150
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Post Shay-memes and edited Shay lyrics, Shayna musical meme hour!!
please don't leave me alone in this thread being the only shayhead thats bored/drunk enough, please post Shaynonnies
No. 159152
>>159146This is the hardest I’ve laughed in a while oh my god this thread gives me a reason to live
>>159150I’ll be back to post a song soon, I have to find a good one and probably make an edit kek
No. 159154
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Mumma don't know Shayna’s getting hot
At the spanking spot, doing something unholy
Shane’s sat on her back while she’s hoggin it, she be popping it
Yeah, she repeled his ass quickly
Oh-ee-oh-ee-oh, he left his kids at
Ho-ee-oh-ee-ome, so he can get that
Mumma don't know Shayna’s getting hot
At the spanking spot, doing something unholy (woo)
Mmm, daddy, daddy, if you want it, drop the add'y (yuh)
Give me love, give me Shein, my Amazon gift cards daddy
You gon' need to bag it up, 'cause I'm spending on Oreos (woo)
You can watch me snack it up, It’ll be gone in the a.m
And he, he get me Pocky, get me discount uggs for the Gocky (ah)
Lost my popularity cause I got a little stocky
And when you want it, baby, I know I got you covered
And when you need it, baby, just jump under the covers
No. 159155
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breakfast at Tiffany's and bottles of bubbles
It pops and pours just like a shay boil
Weed and cheemsburgers, Amazon strings
Please buy me all of my favorite things
Been through some bad shit, call it shay-nasty,
Who woulda thought it'd turn me to calories?
Rather be tied up with bacon covered cheese,
Rather clean my microwave every spring (yeah)
My wrist, it grows, my neck, it shows
Make small deposits, my gut is poppin
You like my belt? Gee, thanks, just bought it
No. 159157
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You take yo Buttplug fidget spinners and you place it on your mini fridge!
No. 159159
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The PussyWart Dolly - When I Grow Up
Boys call me sexy
And you don't care what they shay
See every time you turn around
They pay me on gift cards
Boys call me sexy
And you don't care what they shay
See every time you turn around
Your dad is paying my drink
Now I've got a confession
When I was young I wanted attention
And I promised myself that I'd do anything
Anything at all for them to notice me
But I ain't thriving
We all wanna be famous
So go ahead and shay what you wanna shay
You don't know what its like to be homeless
Want them to know what your asshole looks like
'Cause see when I was younger I would shay
When I grow up
I wanna be a baby
I wanna wear diapers
I wanna be an alcoholic
No. 159160
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Dear Shane Pierre,
We've been way to outta touch
Things have been crazy and it sucks that you won't text back much
I should tell you that I dream of you each night
I rub my nipples and start crying with with no lights
Farmers: (spoken) Why would you write that? She's so fucking retarded. Oh my god why would you admit that?
Shayna: (Thinking) I'm just trying to tell the truth & I'm not to ashamed to say I loved him
No. 159161
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I've got a figure like a pin-up
Got a figure like a doll
Don't care if you think I'm dumb
I don't care at all
Doordash meal, Hello Fresh
I wanna be tortured
I'm the girl you'd die for
You'll chew me up and you'll spit me out
'Cause that's what sex work is all about
So pull me closer and beat me hard
I'm gonna pop your bubblegum fat
I'm Miss Sugar Pink, liquor, liquor lips
Hit me with your sweet fists
Steal me with a kiss
I'm Miss Sugar Pink, liquor, liquor lips
I'm gonna be your baby bimbo bitch
I'm gonna be your baby bimbo bitch
No. 159163
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If I want it, I eat it
I’m a hungry ewhore
Tried to hide my fat rolls
I’m not that small anymore
I only want to date hot dads
But only if they’re as obese as me
If you see a tweet about how I’m sad
Please give me money for Doordash daddy
This is the part when I get over Fupa
I'm stronger than I've been before
This is the part when I eat cheeeeese
'Cause I can't resist it no more
No. 159164
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Go, go, go, go, go, go
Go, Shaytards it's our birthday
We gon' party like it's your birthday
We gon' sip pink wine like it's your birthday
And you know we don't give a fuck it's not your birthday
You can find Shayna in the club, belly full of blub'
Look, Nonnie, I got the weed, if you into takin' drugs
I'm into drinkin milk, I ain't into makin' love
So come give me a hug, if you into getting rubbed
No. 159167
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Shane left no time to regret
I kept his dick wet was his same old safe bet
Shayna and my one tit high
And my tears dry, can't get on without my guy
You went back to what you know
So far removed from all that we went through (for 60 days)
And I tread a troubled track
My back fat, I'll go back to Fupaul
We only said goodbye with words
I suicide baited a hundred times
You go back to her and I go back to
I go back to us (or ellen)
I love you much, it's not enough
You love meth and I love puff
And life is like a pipe
And I'm a chubby penny rollin' up the walls inside
No. 159169
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I'm covering my ears like a sped
When your nudes mean nothing, I go shay-na-na
I'm turning up the fuck machine when you speak
'Cause if my parents can't stop it
I find a daddy to buy it, I go
shay-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na
No. 159170
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i'm not writing a song for this one and you can't make me
No. 159172
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Primadonna Shay, yeah
All I ever wanted was a text, Shane
I can't help that I need it all
The Twitter whore life, the rise and fall
You say that I'm fucking my life up
But I’m still who your dad wants to fuck
Womack I need more money, babe
Because I do not have an ass to shake
Primadonna Shay
Would you do anything for me?
Buy bottomless mimosas for me?
Would you even leave your wife for me?
Put batteries in the fuck machine, now baby
Bimbo queen on an IPhone screen
Living life like I'm in a dream
I know I've got a big ego
I am not a Nazi that was so long ago
And I'm sad to the core, core, core
(Daddy!) Every day is a chore, chore, chore
(Anal!) When you give, I want more, more, more
I wanna be a whore
No. 159173
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Shay!
Been trying to meet you
Shay!
Must be a devil between us
Or whores in my head
Whores at the door
Whore in my bed
But Shay
Where have you been?
If you go, I will surely die
No. 159176
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My pussy tastes like used diaper
Eyes are wide like charcuterie board
I got a taste for men who are older
It's always been, so it's no surprise
Shane is in the sky with plushies, and he's making me crazy
(I come alive, alive)
All he wants to do is sit on his pretty bimbo
Come on, baby, let's fuck
We can escape to the great anal
I know your wife and she wouldn't mind
We made it out to the other side
We made it out to the other side
We made it out to the other side
No. 159177
File: 1674876123091.gif (131.08 KB, 174x275, shayna (1).gif)
Did my fat daddy disappear?
Why'd I put my heart on every text to Shane?
Tell me why the hell no one is here
Tell me what to do to make it all feel better
Maybe it's a cruel joke on me
Whatever, whatever
Just means there's way more cake for me
Forever, forever
[2x]
It's my party and I'll cry if I want to
Cry if I want to (cry, cry, cry)
I'll cry until the candles burn down this place
I'll cry until my pity party's in flames
No. 159178
>>159149based mallon reference nona
I genuinely haven't laughed this hard at a thread in a long time, bless you inshayne nonitas amen
No. 159179
File: 1674877763881.jpeg (11.14 KB, 208x242, 5D3A50EE-4AAA-47B3-837E-A0FDE3…)
I could stay on lolcow just to hear you seething
Watch you cry while you are tweeting
While you're far away and eating
I could spend my life in this freak surrender
I could stay lost in thread 63 forever
Every moment spent with Shay is a moment I treasure
Don't want to close my phone
Fupa left you all alone
Man I'd miss you Shay
And I don't want to miss a thing
'Cause even when you overdose all day
And go on extended hospital stay
I'd still miss you Shay
Even though I’m scared of diaper kink
They’re too small on you, The outfits you’re repeating
And I'm wondering what you're scheming
Wondering if it's Fupa you're seeing
Just go up a size
You and Kyle Nathan Perkins aren’t together
But I think you’ll stay lost in that moment forever
Forever and ever
I don’t want her threads to die
I don't want to quit lolcow
'Cause you miss your Shane
And your asshole is not okay
'Cause even when I see your nudes
I don’t expect much better from you
I'd still miss you Shay
And I don't want to miss a thing
No. 159181
>>159002Omg I am SO LATE but wait this was mine
nonnie I’m so glad someone saved it… its literally my favorite cow edit I’ve ever done and I am so happy that it didn’t go unseen. I started out making yassified edits of shay because she is so lowbie on every level compared to most “sex” “workers” but I want to start making more interesting edits like this one that are more mysterious
No. 159182
File: 1674879225037.jpeg (440.13 KB, 888x637, E8A602D2-84F2-475A-B5D1-355E40…)
Country roads, take me home
To the place I belongggggg
Fuplahoma, mountain papaaaa
Take me home, country roads
I’m not as creative as lyrical nonna
No. 159183
File: 1674880292734.jpg (165.97 KB, 650x1280, 1545444096388.jpg)
In every scene, it's me and Fupa
Eatstreet cheemsburgers raining down from the clouds
So it seems
The tumblr notes will never let the feelings die
When all the worst and kinkiest have gone
Me and Fupa
Kinky as they come
Me and Fupa
It's not a question now
Me and Fupa
Kinky as they come
Me and Fupa
It's not a question now
Me and Fupa
No. 159184
File: 1674880434248.jpeg (762.14 KB, 2048x2048, A6003D65-1346-4949-9ABC-A5BFC3…)
Implants about to bust
If you're Shaynus, then roll with us
'Cause we make the hick dads fall in love
When we've got our diapers on and up
And yes, of course Shay does
She running out of time to just give up
And no, you don't wanna mess with us
Got Shaynus on my necklace-ace-ace
Star blanket attracting flies
Gut belt ripped all up the side
Looking sick and sex-denied
So let's go-o-o (let's go)
Tonight we're postin’ har-har-har, ha-ha-hard
Just like lolcow is our-our-our, ou-ou-ours
We're tearin' it apart-part-pa-pa-pa-part
You know we're Shaynastarz, we are who we are
Her face is like a rat-rat-ra-ra-ra-rat
Her body’s gettin’ fat-fat-fa-fa-fa-fat
No one’s forever young-young-you-you-you-young
You know we're Shaynastarz, we are who we are
Womack turn it up
It's about damn time to Shay it up
Shay knows she can’t be serious
Comedian farts are hilarious
Shay’s just tweetin’ truth
Who doesn’t love mayochuppy goop
She’s sellin' her pee, sleepin' on floors
Doordashin' it down, hittin' on Fupaul (Shart)
Bimbo sweatshirt in her size
Pink wine dripping down the side
Looking like she’s fully fried
Shay let's go-o-o (let's go)
Full lyrics on Google Play Music
No. 159185
File: 1674880437819.jpg (408.7 KB, 1215x720, Picsart_23-01-27_21-26-36-990.…)
[Wind]
Ay ay ay ya
Ay ay ya
[Grandmother Shaylow]
Que que na-to-ra
You will stretch your ass
Fidget spinner butt plug
You will leak out blood
Let it ooze and poop
Like a squirt upon the rug
Turkey Basters, fireworks,
Hemmeroids and sores and leaks
[Wind]
You will go to the doctors
No. 159186
File: 1674881417608.jpeg (511.62 KB, 828x1058, 5BC653AC-2A92-4437-9B55-87BB62…)
i love you my fellow shaynastarz
No. 159187
File: 1674881463769.png (606.49 KB, 488x486, 1673472509850.png)
Nice to meet you, where you been?
I could show you incredible things
Kink, diapers, fuck machine
Saw you there and I thought
"Oh, my God, look at that face
You look like my next mistake
Love's a game, wanna play?" Ay
No money, brony and fat
I can read you like a magazine
Ain't it funny? Rumors fly
And I know you heard about Shay
So hey, let's be friends
I'm dying to see how this one ends
Grab your passport and my hand
I can make the bad guys good for 60 days
So it's gonna be forever
Or it's gonna go down in flames
You can tell me when it's over, mm
If the high was worth the pain
Got a long list of ex-lovers
They'll tell you I'm Shaysane
'Cause you know I love the old men
And you love to rape
'Cause we're fat, and we're degen
We'll take this way too far
It'll leave you breathless, mm
Or with a nasty scar
Got a long list of ex-lovers
They'll tell you I'm Shaysane
But I've got a blank space, baby
And I will write "Shane"
No. 159190
File: 1674883219721.png (45.28 KB, 300x300, 2F916702-9467-4244-9922-BF300C…)
Yeah, I'm in the coupe with a fupa, yeah, sipping on wine (what?)
Yeah, posted with my mumma, yeah, she got a dip (what? Yeah)
Posted with my mumma, yeah, she got a dip (what? Yeah)
Posted with my mumma (mumma) yeah, she got a dip (what? anal)
Posted with my mumma, yeah, she got a dip
I'm pissing my pants (yeah)
I'm pissing my pants (yeah)
I sleep on my rug (rug, yeah)
I sleep on my rug (rug, yeah)
My fridge, I got cake (cake, what?)
My fridge, I got cake (cake, what?)
We stay in the house, uh
Can't leave out the place (anal)
I just did a throw up (what?)
Got cum on my face (anal, what?)
Got shit on my face (anal, yeah)
I'm flopping on twitter (yeah)
I'm flopping on twitter (twitter, yeah)
I'm flopping on twitter (twitter, yeah)
I got me some dilfs (dilfs, what?)
They thought I was fat (anal, woah)
Uber parked outside, it's pink like my wine
Uber parked outside, it's pink like my wine (yeah)
I'm tryna fuck on ur dad and doordash some wine (wine, anal, what?)
I'm tryna fuck on ur dad and doordash some wine (what?)
I love all my dads and diapers (dad, diaper)
I love all my dads and diapers (yeah)
I'm a pornstar, bitch, this what I bleed
Fupa try me to play me, I'ma make him bleed
Yeah, I'm in the coupe with a fupa, yeah, sipping on wine (what?)
Yeah, posted with my mumma, yeah, she got a dip (what?)
Posted with my mumma, yeah, she got a dip (what?)
Posted with my mumma, yeah, she got a dip (anal)
No. 159192
File: 1674886801339.jpeg (751.34 KB, 2048x2048, 13FCBD6A-341E-4D1E-AF41-0082D4…)
>>159190omg anon I’m saving that edit in my Shaytardation folder immediately fucking KEK
No. 159194
File: 1674890237138.jpeg (16.21 KB, 236x213, F108A560-73CC-4243-B402-9A0534…)
No. 159195
File: 1674890500120.jpeg (371.84 KB, 828x828, 38B23EA5-63F5-4B74-8218-55DAED…)
No. 159196
File: 1674890559375.gif (178.78 KB, 1247x169, 8571AAC3-41AC-45CF-B8C4-B2ABD8…)
No. 159197
File: 1674890980137.jpeg (692.3 KB, 805x1874, 75F6566A-D10E-4379-9464-F1D493…)
No. 159198
File: 1674891186709.jpeg (220.09 KB, 933x1340, BF9C44B2-4823-45F3-AE48-61085C…)
Shayna’s charcuterie board when Shane visited
No. 159201
File: 1674914231800.png (2.83 MB, 1134x1638, Screenshot 2023-01-28 at 1.47.…)
remember when she posted this
No. 159208
File: 1674919580076.gif (10.86 MB, 416x647, Fupas-Cat-Gets-Abused.gif)
god i hate shayna
No. 159210
File: 1674921062514.gif (15.2 MB, 463x720, Shayna Leigh Clifford.gif)
No. 159212
File: 1674922731916.png (3.81 MB, 2718x1668, shayna joel armstrong.png)
Nona, do you have the time
To save my deleted tweets
About ~positivity~ and self-hatred all at once?
I am one of those
Melodramatic bimbos
Pedo-erotic to the bone
No shoubt (shay doubt) about it
Sometimes Ellen gives me the creeps
Sometimes Shane plays tricks on me
The lolcow posts keep adding up
I think I'm cracking up
Am I just shaynanoid
Or am I just stoned?
I went to the ER
To analyze my cyclic vomiting syndrome
They said it's lack of sex that's bringing me down
I went to a dad
He said my life can’t be that bad
Just give up and go back home cause it's bringing him down
Sometimes I give myself anal tears
Sometimes my mind just ain’t all there
Shaynatorium posts keeps adding up
I think I'm cracking up
Am I just shaynanoid?
Ah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Checking my thread when lolcow is down
So I better hold on
Sometimes Womack gives me the creeps
Sometimes my mind begs for a lobotomyyyyy
The pounds keep adding up
I think I'm cracking up
Am I just shaynanoid?
Or am I just stoned?
No. 159214
File: 1674925791390.gif (3.71 MB, 356x353, Shayna abuses cats.gif)
No. 159216
File: 1674931753170.jpeg (91.98 KB, 1284x720, BEB7F846-5B95-475A-A026-4208A8…)
I am so sorry for being late, however,
Went from /snow/ 126 (Shayna Clifford)
To Shaynatorium (all around the world), ayy, ayy
Now we're international, so international (oh, yeah)
International (woo) so international
You can't catch me daddy (can't catch me daddy)
I am overweight at about a hundred LBS for sure
Don't test me Vivi (don't test me Vivi) 'cause I am the best sex worker
Fo' sho one two six to the death of me
Spank my body let the coomers have what's left of me
But for now forget about that
Doordash me, baby you're the cheemsburger
You put it down like Seattle, I never sleep
Wild like Oklahoma, my fantasy (Kyle Perkins)
Hotter than Northern Cali, I feel the heat (oh, yeah)
Oh, oh, oh, oh (daddy it's), it's international milk (international)
Oh, oh, oh, oh (yeah), it's international milk
No. 159217
File: 1674933454014.jpg (376.63 KB, 1080x1445, shay.jpg)
I want your love, and I want your shayvenge
You and me could write a bad shaymance (oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
I want your love and all your lover's shayvenge
You and me could write a bad shaymance
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh
Caught in a bad shaymance
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh
Caught in a bad shaymance
No. 159218
File: 1674939218053.png (866.71 KB, 858x656, good 4 Shane Pierre Sonnier of…)
Well, good for you, I guess you moved on really easily
You packed your bags, and left back for your family
Remember when you said begrudgingly that you'd give me my rules? (Rules?)
Guess that you've been cucking your fiancee with tranny cocks
I guess those 12 days I gave to you, got you off
Now you can be a better man since you let out your abuse (abuse)
Well, good for you, you're fucking and chucking
Not me, if you ever care to text back
Good for you, you're doing great out there without me, daddy
God, I wish that I had a wolfpack
I've lost my mind, I've spent the night tripping drunk on the floor of my porn room
But you're so unaffected, I really don't get it
But I guess good for you
Well, good for you, I guess you're getting every kink you want (ah)
You're back in Wichita and her etsy store's really taking off (ah)
It's like we never even happened
Daddy, what the fuck is up with that? (Ha)
And good for you, it's like you never even sat on me
Remember when you comforted me after I cried and called red from your abuse?
Well, screw that and screw you
You will get exposed for degeneracy the way that I do
No. 159221
File: 1674941410670.png (486.79 KB, 1024x576, download (2).png)
'Cause I-I-I'm on the farms tonight
So watch me bring the fire and set twitter alight
Shining like the firework in my ass on the fourth of July
So I'ma light it up like dynamite, whoa oh oh
No. 159222
File: 1674942511297.jpg (23.68 KB, 366x367, slide_345716_3620901_free.jpg)
You're no good for me
Daddy, you're no good for me
You're no good for me
But daddy, I want you, I want
Hello Fresh lunch, daddy, Anal City
Never was there ever a girl so flitty
Do you think we'll be in love forever?
Do you think we'll be in love?
Hello Fresh lunch, daddy, Anal City
Can we hit it now in diapers, shitty?
Do you think we'll be in love forever?
Do you think we'll be in love?
Daddy, put on your ugly nerd glasses
'Cause we gonna take a ride
I'm not gonna listen to what the farm says
I've been waiting up all night
Take another sip of wine, oh please
Ready for another lie?
Says he's gonna teach me just what kink is
Say it's gonna be alright
No. 159223
File: 1674946004037.png (7.19 KB, 284x284, EEDA7092-EA9A-4B77-BE1E-0887C4…)
loving all my twisted sisters and shayheaded freaks. the nonnies are out of control, nonnie unleashed
No. 159224
File: 1674946011354.jpeg (155.36 KB, 1640x1136, 8231E86F-0F1F-482D-BD4A-152367…)
>>159217I want the pedos, the tranny chasers
I want the daddies as long as they’re mine
I want their love,
Love love I want their love,
I want the babymamas to notice hes mine
want you to feed me cheemsburgers and wine,
I want their love, love love love I want their love
You know that my ass bleeds
You know I have hemmeroids (cause I’m a fat bitch baby)
ive got a sad, sad, sad life and bod
I want your dad and all his kids to hate him
Me and him could make an embarrassment
Ooooh ooooh oooohhhh
Caught in a shaymefulness
Oooooooh oooohh ooohhh
His kids don’t speak to him
No. 159225
File: 1674946645226.gif (382.94 KB, 275x151, 1638606828446.gif)
>>159184Kek this is a shaymsterpiece shaytards turn it up-up-up-up-up
No. 159226
File: 1674947574135.png (2.84 MB, 2148x1218, Bildschirmfoto 2023-01-29 um 0…)
from an old thread lol
No. 159228
File: 1674948457440.jpeg (473.44 KB, 1085x732, A82F6810-B2F1-4360-A11D-AEF5FF…)
No. 159230
File: 1674948501777.jpeg (70.28 KB, 237x275, 149AC1D7-1009-48EE-A478-1F6AF8…)
No. 159233
File: 1674950759942.jpeg (110.53 KB, 828x1056, ew.jpeg)
My belly goes jiggle, jiggle, it folds
When i try to wiggle, wiggle, my rolls
My asshole's gonna dribble, dribble, you know
Riding in an uber, send me money coomers
Five foot six, I'm the size of, Mike Slack
But luckily I got Womack
I got a knack for incest in my mind
Chugging some pink, pink wiiiine
No. 159235
File: 1674952151985.png (8.87 MB, 4000x2666, Just Bimbo Things.png)
A few fixes and edits
No. 159236
File: 1674952674564.png (512.53 KB, 1024x576, download (3).png)
You know it's all about me [4x]
Don't hate me 'cause I got it goin' on
It's bimbo barbie, I'm hot never cold
I can pornify it any way that I choose
I'm so good (Oh yeah)
Daddy makes up all the rules
I can't help it that I'm late to the trends
Every daddy wants to give me money to spend
Pussy's infectious, come on don't you be jealous
Just join in this fug fest
You know that
It's all about me
It's all about me
Oh yeah, me, myself and I
It's all about me
It's all about me
(You know It's all about me)
It's all about me me me me me
Everybody knows that it's all about me
T-t-t-tweet me I have thousands of friends
T-t-t-text me Shane let me be your girlfriend
P-p-p-pay me so I can overspend
Baby what? Barbie who? Bimbo where? That's me!
T-t-t-tell me I'm hot in these pics I took
C-c-c-compliment me on all my Shein looks
So buy my Onlyfans, wishlist and ManyVids
Baby what? Barbie who? Bimbo where?
It's all about me
It's all about me
Oh yeah, me, myself and I
It's all about me
It's all about me (You know it's all about me)
It's all about me me me me me
Everybody knows that it's all about me
Blame my mom I'm so beautiful
It's all her fault I'm a desperate toad
I'm the leech and my career is a meme
So follow the bimbo you're all on my stream
I can't help it that I'm late to the trends
Every daddy wants to give me money to spend
Boils contagious and orgasms heinous
Grandparents, grown-ups, kids of all ages
You know Belle Delphine ain't got nothin' on me
V-v-v-Vivi ain't got nothin' on me
S-s-s-Sol ain't got nothin' on me
Baby what? Barbie who? Bimbo where? That's me!
You know Dawn ain't got nothin' on me
P-p-p-Pixie ain't got nothin' on me
P-p-p-Puppi ain't got nothin' on me
Baby what? Barbie who? Bimbo where? That's me!
You know it's all about me
I'm a textbook NPD
You know it's all about me
I'm a [baby bimbo]
You know it's all about me, who else could it be?
Up or down, tweet me, pay me
Twitter you cannot not suspend me
Pixie, Sol, Vivi
You know they got nothin' on me
Indoor, outdoor, tits out wherever
That's why I will be milked forever
Me!
No. 159237
File: 1674952902593.jpeg (171.52 KB, 537x771, C29AA31E-18F1-48C3-8ACC-EACFF5…)
No. 159238
File: 1674953139090.gif (1.05 MB, 598x435, 167139322838795050.gif)
With such confusion, don't shay's threads make you want scream?
No. 159239
File: 1674954586018.png (255.05 KB, 472x345, Capture.PNG)
Another day has gone
I'm still all alone??
How could this be?
You're not begging me??
You never said goodbye
Shane tell me why??!!?
Did you have to go?
And leave me all alone????
Everyday I sit and ask myself
How did I let him sit on me??
Something whispers in my ear and says
That you are not alone
The farms are here with you
Though you're far away
nonnies are here to stay
But you are not alone
The farms is here with you
Though the thing with Shane fell apart
you're always on the farms
But you are not alone
'Lone, 'lone
Just the other night
I thought I heard shay cry
Asking Shane to come
And hold her in his arms
shane can hear your calls
He won't answer them at all
No. 159240
>>159233Kek
This thread is so autistic and I love it.
No. 159241
File: 1674957102819.png (149.2 KB, 454x302, Capture.PNG)
Mamaaa,
Just broke up with Shane!!
Sent twenty texts to his phone,broke up with him,
Now he's gone!
Mamaaa, our relationship just begun
But now I've gone and thrown it all away
mamma, oooh,
I didn't mean to make you cry,
If Shane don't text back this time tomorrow
Carry on, carry on as if nothing really matters
Too late, my time has come,
Send apologies to him 50 times,my body's aching all
The time
Goodbye, everybody, I've got to go,
Gotta go the hostipal and face the truth
Mama, oooh
I just want to die,
I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all!!!
No. 159242
File: 1674957465244.png (623.66 KB, 1000x555, photograph.png)
Look at this photograph
Every time I do, it makes me sad
How did my body get so fat?
And what the hell is that deflated ballsack?
And this is where I grew up
I had a decent childhood which I cover up
My greatest trauma was babysitting
It was too much for a baby bimbo like me
And this is where I went to school
Most of the time had better things to do
Like picking fights with randoms online
I still do it all the time
I wonder if it's too late
Should I go back and get my degree fully paid?
Life's better now and full of hope
If I was them, I'd see through my massive cope
Oh, whoa, whoa
Oh, Daddy, I…
Every memory of bending over back door
I had the degeneracy spread out on my bedroom floor
It's hard to say it, time to say it
Goodbye, goodbye
Every memory of taking it up the front door
I found the photo of the porn that I was looking for
It's hard to say it, time to say it
Goodbye, goodbye
Goodbye
No. 159245
File: 1674976088447.png (77.53 KB, 275x183, 8A8F4947-ABB0-4097-BDC8-3354AB…)
I’m no where near the art in this thread but all day in my head this:
Let the kitties hit the floor
Let the kitties hit the floor
Let the kitties hit the floor
Let the kitties hit the floor
Eating.. for four
Doordash much more
(Here we go, here we go, here we go now)
One, nothing wrong with me
Two, except for my bpd
Three, and my canabis emesis
Four, and my internet stalkers
One, something's got to give
Two, I’m a victim please forgive
Let the kitties hit the FLOOOORRRR
No. 159246
File: 1674980373883.png (1.47 MB, 1000x1000, F5830419-1D75-402C-8EDA-1F5672…)
Shaygoth Ur welcomes you, Sonnier, my old daddy.
No. 159249
File: 1675007411722.png (1.24 MB, 1158x715, CatGate2023.png)
for the archives
No. 159251
File: 1675009387706.gif (9.98 MB, 480x746, 1675003909825.gif)
from the /snow/ thread
No. 159254
File: 1675024716752.jpg (54.83 KB, 1000x1006, 328247902_757671759022022_6941…)
POV: Your cat is missing and you walk into your bedroom.
No. 159255
File: 1675027616106.jpeg (308.12 KB, 1640x924, A6421732-E93D-44EE-97DF-01EEAE…)
You goddamn liberals ruin everything, if a man can’t jerk off to a beautiful young woman pretending to be his daughter then what else do I have besides my glass pipes? I will pay dolly’s rent and buy her door dash all day every day. She calls me daddy, what do you got? Does that make you wanna cry, you little snowflake? I don’t care.
No. 159257
File: 1675032873906.jpeg (690.62 KB, 1169x1615, CA2C6D6D-92BA-4CDE-BD59-6ACDC8…)
shayna two sentence horror creepy pasta #1
shayna goes to the abandoned Charlotte Russe in the backrooms
nothing fits
No. 159261
File: 1675045972516.jpeg (248.83 KB, 1540x1046, 7966C76B-7EDD-437C-8CFF-48C106…)
I’m thinking of doing a full Shayna X liminal spaces/dead malls series
No. 159262
File: 1675046171558.jpeg (209.47 KB, 818x973, 3482AFF8-6D1D-4E70-911B-EEE136…)
>>159261Samefag, I also made shayna in the backrooms, but it kind of started giving meth den/tuna vibes
No. 159265
File: 1675051248023.png (1.16 MB, 1284x1229, old asylum.png)
No. 159266
File: 1675052979605.jpg (109.34 KB, 724x868, 1675028596770.jpg)
unedited parallel dimension shat
No. 159269
File: 1675084421315.jpg (66.02 KB, 234x234, 1674694026716_edit_78650735733…)
How can you see into my eyes like two black turds?
Leading you down into my mind where I've become so dumb
Without my love (love), I'm sleeping on a bed with mold
He left me here and then he went back home
(Text me back) text me back tonight
(I cannot cope) text me back tonight
(Save me) call my shayme and save me from the farm
(Text me back) put my diaper on
(I cannot cope) before I come undone
(Save me) save me from the nothing I've become
Come to my house
I've been living a lie
There's nothing inside
Come to my house
Now that I know what I'm without, you can't just leave me
Come back to me and then spoil me
Come (come) to (to) my house
(Text me back) text me back tonight
(I cannot cope) text me back tonight
(Save me) call my shayme and save me from the farm
(Text me back) put my diaper on
(I cannot cope) before I come undone
(Save me) save me from the nothing I've become
Come to my house
I've been living a lie
There's nothing inside
Come to my house
Frozen inside without your fat, without your love
Daddy, only you are the cure for my bpd
All this time, I can't believe I couldn't see
Kept in the dark, but you were there in front of me
I've been sleeping a thousand years, it seems
Got to open my eyes to everything
Without a call, without a plush, without his rules
Don't let me die here, there must be something more
Come to my house
(Text me back) text me back tonight
(I cannot cope) text me back tonight
(Save me) call my shayme and save me from the farm
(Text me back) put my diaper on
(I cannot cope) before I come undone
(Save me) save me from the nothing I've become
Come to my house
I've been living a lie
There's nothing inside
Come to my house
No. 159270
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If normies non degenerates saw Shayna’s posts she’d be roasted all over Twitter
No. 159272
>>159270The lack of shame is what "they" are pushing because there's a lot of money in making shameless men a and women like Shayna. If nobody kink shames them every freshly 18 year old girl will make a onlyfans getting pissed on and you better not say shit because that's kink shaming.
Oh her whole asshole is out? Gross but she's expressing herself plus she's queen, they literally have to show their asshole it's how they communicate. Oh grown man in a school girls outfit? That's a woman and there's nothing wrong with that, thats how some women like to dress.
Keep shaming these people. Keep showing them that normal people don't have twitter worm brain.
The reason shayna has no real friends who aren't sex workers because she knows a lot of people think it's gross and even more think larger as q fucking child is even more disgusting.
No. 159276
File: 1675104777667.webm (Spoiler Image,1.04 MB, 640x360, ew9SlR4VJNx-sobj.webm)
pedo fattel
No. 159278
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>>159274turd braids, the dead spider, the cone head, the yaniv wig
There's so much to choose from and it's all equally hideous
No. 159279
File: 1675106066167.png (5 MB, 2472x2088, hmmwhich one(s).png)
>>159275Okay, so I really wanted to do her goofy poodle pigtails like
>>159201 or her GIANT bun like
>>159228 but I couldn't find suitable hairstyles BUT here are some that could work. Whatchu think anon??
No. 159281
>>159279They are all too nice and I have that first hair kek, I make my successful mom wear it. It's too cute. Use the second hair and there's some alpha turd braids as well. I'm sure there's chapped lips lipstick, I know theirs veins for tirs overlays but not for only one.
I'm on mobile if not I'd probably make a shaypack kek and share it
No. 159283
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No. 159285
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>>159284You can also use Basemental Drugs to simulate her weed and alcohol addiction.
No. 159288
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this is the crayola model fuckin magic shayna medallion i made during a mental episode
No. 159289
>>159288Kek Nona wtf
(I love it)
No. 159292
File: 1675126400193.png (701.35 KB, 750x980, kek.png)
No. 159293
File: 1675133306056.png (1.77 MB, 1920x1017, shaysimshayMADNESS.png)
>>159284>>159282>>159281>>159278>>159274>>159275Okay Shaytards, I've downloaded a lot of cc hair and extra cc just for this Shay sim. I am quite autistic so I need some input on how the face looks. It doesn't scream Shayna to me but it's pretty similar. There is something about it that feels off though. I want to make this as close as I can. (Also I'm totally down for sharing the Shaysim but I want it to be perfect. It's what you shining Shaystars deserve ♥ )
No. 159297
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>>159293Nice! I think make thinner lips (her cupids bow is not that defined), add nasolabial folds, thinner brows and higher up, darker eye colour. here’s a reference pic. I’m so excited to see this sim meticulously crafted by the Shaynatorium kek
No. 159298
File: 1675139217686.png (1.92 MB, 1920x1017, shaysim part deux.png)
>>159295>>159297Thanks for the help nonnies! Here is an updated version. I still think it could be better but I think it resembles her a bit more. So many of my cc sliders are broken unfortunately, I could really fine-tune it if they worked. Sigh.
>>159296I found some trashy "bimbo club" crop tops. One of the swatches says "I like fast men, fast cars, and fast food" KEKKKK
No. 159300
File: 1675153270334.png (1.37 MB, 1362x960, 1527626463605.png)
>>159298Kek I remember making a shaysim and fupa back in the day.
No. 159301
File: 1675153374729.png (1.04 MB, 1204x666, 1527627666225.png)
>>159300The good old sleeping on a rug days
No. 159308
File: 1675169979662.png (1.74 MB, 954x1173, 1508298013903.png)
No. 159309
File: 1675170088895.jpeg (26.85 KB, 174x275, 1515042638272.jpeg)
She has always resembled a garden gnome.
No. 159314
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No. 159315
File: 1675183329338.jpg (73.63 KB, 450x600, tumblr_pp0dat6jmg1r45k02o2_500…)
>>159288Please paint this. Imagine if someone made a Shayna totem
No. 159316
File: 1675183665093.gif (1.34 MB, 397x397, 1523156524375.gif)
No. 159317
File: 1675186735040.jpg (223.41 KB, 537x810, 1535229013126.jpg)
never forget the terribly edited shrink porn
No. 159318
File: 1675186854132.jpg (Spoiler Image,621.08 KB, 1200x675, 1535233484111.jpg)
this looks like one of our edits kek
No. 159320
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All this great shaysim tism makes me wanna do one when I’m off work!!! Gonna put the kids to bed tn and let my autism run free can’t wait to share w all you talented psychos kek
No. 159321
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No. 159322
>>159320should..should I make today "Sharts & Crafts?" Day?? Are Tuesdays Sharts and Craft Days and Fridays where we share music? Don't make me do it
nonnie ,I will.
No. 159325
File: 1675194799919.png (546.52 KB, 751x454, Capture.PNG)
No. 159326
>>159315i was planning on painting it which is why it looked like this but it ended up cracking apart. i made it last june or july. probably for the better, i don't want to accidentally invoke some dark shaygic…
>>159325beautiful work nona thanks for the colorwork!
No. 159327
File: 1675195939516.jpeg (Spoiler Image,77.86 KB, 772x434, 1515119159164.jpeg)
No. 159328
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No. 159331
>>159325I love your enthusiastic autism
nonnie (I am assuming you are the OP
aka the superintendent of our insane asylum). I look forward to the next sharts and crafts tuesday!!
No. 159335
File: 1675204164309.gif (90.42 KB, 151x166, 1673950614266.gif)
Shayna is horrible and everything but picrel is how I envision the people bashing her for her attempts at cooking.
No. 159336
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No. 159338
File: 1675207934261.png (2.94 MB, 2149x1436, toshaypostornottoshaypost.png)
With over 100 threads, an entirely separate board for the express purpose of sharing memes, Shayna has solidified herself as perhaps the most popular lolcow to have ever hit the scene. What is it about Shayna, Dolly Mattel, Big Shaynus, that has so thoroughly captured the hearts and minds of anons?
The question has been brought to the Shaynatorium before, but I'd like to take a moment to actually dig into it. Please join me in this time of contemplation, nonnies, so that we may step closer into the light of the truth.
Personally, I think Shayna is so provocative in large part because she represents a distorted amalgamation of all things modern women fear: prostitution, dependence on substances, loser boyfriends, online exposure, utter lack of self awareness, intense weight gain, chronic public humiliation, loneliness, and endless hygeine/health related issues. Of course the fact that this could have all been avoided had Shayna simply had the sense to take her parents up on the offer of a free education also strikes at the heart of many an anon, as most of us would love to have the same opportunity for ourselves. Her origin story as a cute girl who achieved Tumblr fame only to slowly descend into a disgusting freakshow is also strikes at the archetypal modern woman, as Shayna's is a cautionary tale for any young girl who spends too much time on the internet.
I could go on, but I mostly want to hear from my fellow Shayheads and nonnies. Why are were here? What is it about Shayna that produces such autistic fascination within us?
No. 159339
>>159338Wow, this is pure autism. (and i love it.)
I think she's popular because she is an "easy" cow to follow. She fails at her job which is funny, she fails at most thing which… is funny, and she doesn't change much. You could stop lurking at thread #90 and come back at thread #100 and not lose much. She is also quite gross, as in gross enough to be a lolcow, but not too gross like horrorcows that you don't even want to see.
No. 159340
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Adding my autism
No. 159342
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No. 159343
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No. 159344
>>159338I almost became her? I guess… I was a dumbass stoner blog turned wannabe cam whore who was not very good at it but thought I was. (her and I fought frequently too) I had started to turn away from that choice in life when I found her threads and it helped keep me on the right path, not whatever….the fuck this is
Do I think I'm holier than thou? Yeah I guess so.
Part of me used to be jealous she had this infamy but good god I'm glad I never reached shayna-tier stupidity and turned my life around.
Is that what you wanted to hear? Lol
No. 159345
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Memories consume like opening the ass,
I'm spreading it apart again,
You all assume I'm high here in my room unless I start to drink again,
I don't want to be the one the daddies always leave
Cause in my head I realized that I am a cocksleeve
I don't want you poaching my daddies in my replies
I got dibs on Womack and Slack, had them since My prime
So I'm leeeeaaaking from my ass
I'm leeeaking from my ass, On cam.
Pause the cam sesh,
I tightly grab my ass,
My anus is in such anguish,
It always leaks,
because it's so stretched out,
It is a liabilityyy
No. 159349
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hope nona found her way here, shaytarded ass
No. 159357
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No. 159362
Just woke up from a dream about Shayna. It was long and convoluted (trying to find trains to the airport, etc.) But I'll describe the best bits.
She chose me as her "chaperone" (bodyguard) to go with her on this two-week long trip to the Bahamas with this rich old sugar daddy. The whole way to the airport I was being super friendly and reassuring her that I wouldn't even look at the guy for too long, because she'd feel like I was her competition for his money.
We get to the Bahamas and sit in this like giant glass-walled room with views of the beach, and order some drinks. She immediately starts throwing back drink after sugary drink. Then the sugar daddy candidate walked in. He was your average nasty sleezy 50-year-old businessman. But he brought another woman with him. She was elegant, confident, THIN, and beautiful. They say they've known each other for a couple years, and are good friends. Shayna was clearly PISSED that he had another, hotter woman to give attention to, but I started making conversation with her (because I was leaving the man for Shayna to talk to. She sat silently listening to me talk to the woman instead.) The woman was a like an executive biological research scientist for a massive company, learning how to protect marine mammals from her company's operations. This closely aligns with my desired career path so I got SUPER excited (and more than a little gay) so I started talking to her a ton.
Eventually the dude decides he wants to dance so I'm like sweet, and pull the other girl to her feet and start dancing with her. Shayna walks into the corner with her "man" and they talk over even more drinks, but I glance over a few times and he's watching me and my new friend instead of her.
Eventually it's getting late so we all go sit down again and start discussing our sleeping arrangements and plans for the next day. During the entire conversation Shayna is lying face down on the booth seat, not speaking to anyone. Throwing a tantrum. I can tell the man is super turned off by her already. The other girl and I are like "we'll room together, Shayna you can go with him" and she doesn't respond. So the other girl and I go to our room and have a great night.
not gonna shit up the dreams thread with my stupid shatna dreams but it made me laugh that she can't even land a whale in a dream. she got drunk and pitched a fit because he knew other women. The sleezy man got tired of her before the first night was even over. I made a cool new friend and business connection.
Deleted/reposted to add: I was supposed to call her "Dolly" the entire time, but everyone else was using their normal, functioning adult names, so I slipped up a couple times and called her Shayna. She got pissed every time and the dude thought it was funny.
No. 159364
>>159353Kek same, but for me it was just searching "ugly" or "ugliest person ever" on google when I was a child. That picture is iconic.
>>159363Good lord I need thirst trap edits of Shame. The wojack picture would be hilarious.
No. 159365
File: 1675277983097.webm (9.81 MB, 1080x1920, IMG_2723.webm)
>>159363Reposting for the archives
No. 159366
>>159358Shayna is absolutely jealous of her stepsister. Her stepsister is actually beautiful and she's not a pedopandering baby bimbo e-whore. I assume she has an actual job. Guaranteed Shayna's father talks more about his stepdaughter's accomplishments before he ever even mentions Shayna.
Also Shayna hasn't really mentioned Ellen in a while. My tinfoil is that they're kind of at the end of their "relationship" but I do think Ellen helps pay for her apartment. For what, only god knows.
No. 159368
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No. 159370
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No. 159374
>>159366when nonnies exposed she had a
step sister, I remember finding her page, I went to look back during shats fucking tik tok phase where she tried to look like a Sims with alpha cc instead of Maxis match, and her sister's tiktoks show her on beautiful vacays, with pretty thin friends, all dressed nicely, like wow. Imagine having that woman as your step sister. Meanwhile you blew up, doing porn and you aren't even successful at it. It must suck.You cannot tell me that Shayna's step sister and her friend, weren't pretending to be all, "Sex work is real work" when she talked about it, but probably were cringing or just thinking Shayna is weird. IF she even spent much time around them. I assume she stuck with her dad/brother.
But holy shit I was shocked she not only had a female sibling but it was someone the total oppiste of her in everyway.
DO NOT POST HER OR HER SOCIAL MEDIA SHAYTARDS.
I also believe it was her who came to Shayna's thread to say,
>can you stop sending porn to her step sister? I love shayna and I support sex workOr whatever post that was. I think she also called it gross or something.
No. 159376
>>159370Anon you made her look like a middle eastern influencer
>>159374Tbh her step sister seems like a sweet girl, I think she pities Shayna. Imo she doesn’t think “ew” or cringe when she sees her, she probably just feels bad and tries to include her. I think her parents are the ones who are literally annoyed with her and the step sister picks up on it.
No. 159378
>>159377and her famous
>I hate that Pink is seen as KinkyRant, just to make her whole life revolve around that color and the shit she complained about at that time. All for scrote attention sad
No. 159380
>>159338sorry to reply a day late but i wanted to weigh in. i used to be a stoner blog or at least followed a lot of them when i first started smoking around 18. i remember seeing shayna orbiting around and always hated her face and admittedly was jealous of her body. i never followed her because her attitude and face pissed me off so bad. and as soon as she started doing camwhore shit i saw those post EVERYWHERE because the other stoner girls on tumblr would reblog fucking anything. i started seeing that she and others were doing weird ddlg shit but intermixed with the smoking content. all of them started camming and posting nudes with payment links all at the same time. so i left the scene and unfollowed a lot of them. years later im on lolcow trying to find info on nicole dollanganger, and i decided to explore the website a little more and there she is, in all her glory, shayna. i remember seeing the pic of her eating the penis pasta in a white shirt and being like, wtf, that's that same skinny bitch from tumblr????? i think this was post fupa era. i was so shocked i went all the way back to the first thread and read literally every post, i became shaydicted.
similar to what other nonnies have said, i think i continue to check back in not only because she's a reliable comfort character, but also because i feel like this could have easily been me in a different life. i use her to motivate me to be better, try harder, and to love and value myself. im also a hating ass bitch and i absolutely love to see someone i was once jealous of, physique wise, balloon up to at least +50lbs compared to myself, and also to have literally nothing going for her besides pissing on her own carpet alone without even a decent home cooked meal to look forward to.
at this point, i just feel like i need the closure of seeing her quit SW or being cancelled off the internet/dropping off into obscurity
No. 159381
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The Shaytards if they served
No. 159388
File: 1675362941899.png (1.35 MB, 1200x1200, shaytaanintheweight.png)
Shaytaan In The Wait
That fatty had a head like a bovine
Face like she was sucking stale cum through a straw
'Some faces not even a mother could love'
Says the spit and spatter of broken bongs from above
'There's a two now where a one first used to be'
The scale tells our Shaytaan before her sleep
Every night she eats, and cries near her fuckmachine
Then she sees herself stomping around in the mirror with pink wine
Sees an alcoholic worm
With a pink shein skirt on the stomach of a whale
Can't live without weed for a several days
she says
I just want Shane P Sonnier back, she says
She says she wouldn't wait for the boils and the hair to fade
Says you'll want to finger her for three bucks near an Applebee's
Original is Satan In The Wait by Daughters. Sorry nonnies
No. 159389
File: 1675363772800.png (94.43 KB, 620x318, Capture.PNG)
question shaytards, so we no longer can post art? I guess the Shaynatourim is where we'll now get new thread pictures?
No. 159394
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She looks so goofy sometimes like a man in a fat suit being over the top like Eddie Murphy as Rasputia or Martin Lawrence as Big Momma. Comedian fart anon was right. No sexiness just silly zany sex. Womack must feel like she’s a kindred spirit or something.
No. 159395
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Tinfoil theory: shayna wrote this
No. 159396
>>159395It’s not Shayna because:
1) Shay would never end the relationship
2) If revenge is on her agenda, you damn well bet her bio mom is on the top of that list and not her dad.
I also feel like she would never shut up about the affair. And also she calls every shes fucking “dad” so how would we ever know any better? Bleak.
No. 159397
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Doesn't the lady at the bottom look like shat kek.
No. 159398
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googoo gaga farmers will Shaynus live long enough to be in her elderly ABDL arc
No. 159401
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>>159399Rest In Peace
He do be a shayna doppelgänger tho
No. 159402
File: 1675468779446.gif (1.66 MB, 261x209, bacon rolls.gif)
Jon Kendall Cox licks bacon grease from shayna's neck rolls
No. 159407
>>159388Based Daughters
nonnie ♥
No. 159413
File: 1675502895141.jpg (142.83 KB, 1262x376, 1.jpg)
use the search function and ctrl+f nona
No. 159414
File: 1675502918893.jpg (177.99 KB, 1251x771, 2.jpg)
samefag
No. 159417
>>159416Samefag but just gotta add;
The biggest achievements in shaynology was the titfoilers who wouldnt stfu being right, and the anon who caught fupa reflecting in her sunglasses kek.
No. 159420
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>>159411missing chunk from her back where fat was grafted
No. 159421
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>>159411And here’s another good shot of the fat graft. We call it her chicken wing.
No. 159422
>>159411open up:
- shayna always had one tit with lots of veins
- when she was in highschool there was a rumour one of her tits was an implant. source of rumour was shayna telling different people different stories
- story was that shayna needed to get an implant in one tit due to a medical condition and it happened at a young age
- shayna would never and still has never publicly addressed it
- shayna would love to point out her veiny tit and show it off as “unique”
- as there were no proof, nonas would often i fight or go off topic in long debates over if her weird tit was real or not. got a point it became bannable to discuss it
- as time went on and shayna got more fat, nonas noticed her natural tit was starting to sag but the fake veiny tit would not change
- when shayna would shake her tits or jump around naked only the natural tit would move normally, the fake tit would stay still
- nonas also starting to notice it would be very pink or a different colour compared to her natural tit
- the fatter she got the more obvious it became, the natural tit continues to sag more causing her to get “wonky tits”
- at same time nonas noticed weird folding and swelling around the fake tit
- nona discovers Poland Syndrome and it seems to be our best hypothesis at this time of what happened to shayna and why she needed to get an implant at such a young age
- poland syndrome would also explain why he has a weird chunk of missing fat behind her armpit on that side.
No. 159423
>>159422samefag forgot to add:
- poland syndrome surgery they insert a plastic implant under the pectoral so that would explain why her veins are so prominent on that side as the implant is pushing everything forward
No. 159428
File: 1675561299176.png (1.61 MB, 723x898, 1675556898242.png)
i think that the more talented nonas can make some good edits from this
No. 159429
>>159427My new tinfoil is all that shit was projection at her siblings. She
tries to look down on them because she didn't take daddy's money and go to school, she is "taking" other people's college funds! kek.
Instead, they are nice looking parts of society and she's the one having to deal with retards talking about minors sexually, retarded cam girls with vendettas, Baldi's Gaysics fucking her, being called a nazi etc.
No. 159431
>>159426She’s always had dry, crusty, peeling, cracked, and/or scabbed lips. Nonnies have been discussing it since thread 1 and she’s never done anything to fix it. She’s an addict though and addicts usually have horrible hygiene.
The weird mouth thing bothers me too, she looks like she’s experiencing facial paralysis.
I’ll add to this list:
The Chicken Dance
When she picks her skin on cam
When she neglects or abuses her pets
No. 159434
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art of my bimbo queen
No. 159439
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She’s so huge she built like a damn Mucinex monster
No. 159441
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>>159433Or when Vivi self posts and excuses Shayna of skin walking her.
No. 159447
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>>159445bad at ps but i think she should be in all mismatched pinks
No. 159450
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No. 159451
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No. 159454
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No. 159458
>>159426'breffast'
'frens'
incest & csa girlscout porn
No. 159467
>>159461Speaking of magic shit, I looked up Shayna's birthday on my favorite astrology site. (I could be mistaken but I figured it was june 25, 1998.) It says that she has a "feminine nature that wants to be taken care of" lol and that "role playing is her special defense".
I also think maybe the "call for protection" could describe her virtue signaling on twitter.
http://universal-tao-eproducts.com/mp/files/sun-moon_cancer-pisces.pdf No. 159469
>>159468thanks for setting it straight. I double checked and her moon sign is still pisces. So she's the "charlatan" of the zodiac. Lol going off of this definition it seems accurate to me.
char·la·tan
/ˈSHärləd(ə)n,ˈSHärlətn/
noun
a person falsely claiming to have a special knowledge or skill; a fraud.
No. 159473
>>158813this pic is so weird cause the hand looks like it belongs to him, cursed
>>158821my fave shayna related image not even exaggerating
>>158860how could we forget dIapEr lOsEr
>>158933her dad has better teeth than her and hes like a hundred wtf
No. 159476
>>159475serious questions for the more spiritual and open minded nonnies - has anyone experienced karma or fear the karma that may be incoming from participating in shayna threads?
this is genuine question and not a clapback cause i feel like ive done things extra cruel on here while making fun of shayna, and even tho shayna is shithead (dropped her cat, fractured its shins) i still feel like damn… karma can be a bitch.. and im putting a lot of shayna hate into the world… what might come back at me?
No. 159477
File: 1675733482547.jpg (Spoiler Image,457.48 KB, 1536x2048, Fan0G9nUYAAsJh6.jpg)
click for a scare
No. 159479
File: 1675740304424.jpeg (385.43 KB, 750x739, 7FA924A7-F429-4A6E-B805-1EBE63…)
Shayheads I had an idea for some themed music days:
Shemo (shay emo) night
The Sheighties
Pop Shits (shay hits)
The Clissics (Clifford classics)
Ship Shop
“Broad”way musical
Sholk
Cluntry (Clifford country)
And finally, shunk rock.
No. 159480
>>159476Personally I’ve been following the threads for years (since she lived in Oklahoma and was still dating fupa) and my life has only gotten so much better since being a shayanon. Sure when my life is kinda boring I tend to lurk the threads more but for the most part my karma has been really good
knocks on wood. If anything I see it anons “punishing” her as the justice that she deserves because no one else in this lifetime will hold her accountable for being a pedophile and enabling men with pedophilia and rape fetishes. I almost think that Shayna’s current “punishment” of being a cow on LC is divine and meant to provide the dialogue of awareness that she herself lacks. Yeah she never really takes our advice but I do think anons have probably helped her in some ways that she and we don’t recognize.
No. 159481
>>159476Anon, karma doesn't exist, it's just actions and their consequences. The only problem would be
if someone finds out you're browsing Shayna threads or you get doxed or whatever. But that applies to all lc users.
No one knows, didn't happen.
No. 159482
File: 1675791903332.jpeg (156.48 KB, 1080x831, 3397481C-1302-4889-8D47-37549E…)
autistic fan art
No. 159484
File: 1675810634978.jpg (75.28 KB, 1080x371, shayna thread victim.jpg)
No. 159486
File: 1675815824641.jpg (Spoiler Image,535.39 KB, 1536x2048, 20221117_111607.jpg)
>>159477Body hair longer than his peanut.
Here's a picture of ken the scrote's dick with a shit ring after bumming some other slag a few days after shooting with Shay lmao.
Oh and pissing on them too.
Imagine if this was your da'
No. 159489
An Shaycounter- By Nona
>you are at dinner
>mmhmm your food is great and your company of choice is really being amazing
>you are sitting where you can see both your company and a view of the door
>he/she is talking casually, it's clear that the conversation you are having is in that Sweet space where you are both too busy eating/feeling too full to talk as you were,when empty bellied mintues before.
>"-this is so good nona, man, I love coming here-"
>you nod, smiling listening to her/his rambles. You are feeling great
>The door opens
>you glance, then glance back to your company before your eyes instantly snap back
>here's where the paths may branch (I may make part two with shayna and her scrote)
>You first see a woman
>white
>heavyset
>dark hair pushed back by cheap sunglasses
>hair looks uncombed or at the very least not styled
>pink lips, small and narrow
>dark brows
>no visable trace of make up on her pale face
>she's wearing a black tank top with a DEEP neckline
>You can tell she's not wearing a bra due to the long loose clevage you see in the very deep cut thin tank top
>"Or is it a cami?" you say outloud in a whisper, your eyes locked to her.
>You don't notice your company give you a look.
>on her lower half is a stiff dark denim blue mini skirt
>from your spot you can only see her pudgy red knees
>you catch a glimpse of her upturned old black sandals on equally red fat toes.
>Then you are hit with an explosion of fashion all on a chubby frame
>Behind what you assumed was a soccor mom of 4 kids and maybe in her 40's is a woman dressed in clashing pinks.
>You start from the top which is her hair
>It can only be described as "The color of dry hay" with dark brown/blackish roots
>On her forehead sits a huge bun shaped into a perfectly uncombed roll
>"why?" you say again in shock
>Before your eyes take in two light pink bows, tied to two hay colored ponytails on each side of her head
>it's both childish but a dated style.
>her face is round, a paticular shaped nose
>and on her nose is…irration?
>A orange colored line of what you can't tell is blush or maybe she's allergic
>You divert your eyes, now feeling bad, but then you look up again, you can't help it
>only to see freckles? No clearly fake freakles
>Which makes you sigh inside, that no this woman isn't sick or going through an alleric reaction
>This is a fashion choice
>somehow that idea makes it worse. You continue to study her face
>You just can't look away
>Small upper lip with a slighter bigger lower
>Her face is covered in a clearly too light powder
>while her lips are pink but even from your spot you can see they are very dry. Product free. You can see the deep cracks.
>You want to look away but you can't
>Instead you lick your lips self consciously
>Her eyes are a dark brown or black? You can't tell. Under them are deep eyebags, you can't tell if they are a trick of the light.
>She's constantly moving the unrolled bang from her forehead
>As she does, you catch a glimpse of her eyes better.
>On her dark eyes are big false eyelashes, behind that dark winged liquid eyeliner
>above that dark brown lined drawn on eyebrows
>Everything clashes with the difference in her face and chest area, her dry lips sticking out even more.
>"Why so much make up but nothing for the lips?" you think, glancing at your company wanting to say this but knowing it'd be weird
>"Well maybe she doesn't want to deal with lip products while eating"
>"But she's clearly dressed up??" your mind shouts back at you
>Your eyes move down, as you put down the fork you were holding.
>she's holding a jean jacket
>but she's wearing a white cardigen that hugs her soft build
>You want to gasp when you see the 10 small black buttons of the cardigen are strained, just dark holes that you hope dont catch light and expose anything.
>A big dark mole on her neck
>You look more
>she moves closer to the table directly in your view
>It's like everything is in slow motion
>You see that she's wearing a paper thin wrinked pleated white skirt
>"So why the pink bows??" Your mind shouts
>"why is it wrinkled?" You ask in your mind, wanting a answer
>You want to laugh now and feel bad
>the skirt is so very wrinked, comically wrinkled
>The caridgen and skirt are clearly too small for her chubby frame.
>You can see her soft belly spilling out of the top, straining just like the buttons
>She sits across from you
>You shamefully look away as the woman in black joins her
>Her outfit makes no sense
>girlish bows on an outdated 80's or 90's hair style? You think
>Does she want to look young?
>She's clearly a very grown woman, average height, with a very solid chubby build?
>she doesn't look much younger then the lady in black
>She picks up her phone
>You then are reminded again that she's probably not wearing anything under her shirt
>Considering you can see one nipple hanging over the table, a piece of her stiff hair above it
>but not the other
>what the fuck?
>you feel gross, but the question lingers as you glance up again
>Instead her dark eyes are peering up at you sucking you in deeper
>YOU CANNOT LOOK AWAY
>You watch in horror as the world turns slow
>Her thin upper lip begins to arch up in an unnatural way
>her bottom lip follows, you feel you can can see the plates of dry skin seperating and forming exposing the red moisture of her lip flesh under the dry skin
>What? What is she doing? You think panicking, looking at your company who is now looking at her own phone
>You look back and her face is in this weird..smile
>Oh she's smiling
>you smile back feeling like shit, you had an out of body expereince
>you are shaking
>You don't look up again
>15 mintues later
>Company-"Did you see that chick?"
>"Who?"
>the girl in the bows? Wow crazy look that was huh?"
>"Uh yeah" you say nervously the "smile" still in your brain, imprinted. Stuck.
>"Who let her leave the house like that? I guess everyone's style is different"
>"yeah…uh..lets get out of here..and never come back"
>You don't wait for an answer, you quickly began to quicken your pace
No. 159493
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Gayfag hairyshoulders was with a tranny today.
I missed the chaturbate show but they made a whopping 4 tokens lmao.
No. 159495
I love how Shayna is selfish and self-involved, but every single 30 something, short, ginger, ugly, chubby, tatted up dad, ex wife/wife haver scrote, is even MORE selfish and self-involved. This is why pick me's never win. Men will always pick themselves, they'll never deal with you.
Also, Shayna still doesn't get that even gross idiot retards like Shane Pierre Sonnier, probably looks down on her for being so easy and letting him do all that shit. A man could be licking shit off your ass, but then twist it around and somehow make a pick me feel like, she's the only fucking gross disgusting slutbag. Not him. You let me lick shit off your ass for $30, I'm not gross for paying to do it.
Shayna will never learn, it's not kink, it's not a joke, it's not funny. These men have no respect and they mentally and physically "Blow their load" early with her because she gives them what they want physically. While being nothing they want in any other way. She's not going to be their second mommy by cooking or cleaning, she wants them to literally be her dad.
Scrotes aren't going to sacifice their comfort for you. Not for long anyway. When they have options they take them and will choose the best one, even if it's "you" they still look down on you. Shane Pierre Sonnier didn't want to waste his time with Shayna like Fupaul did so he left as soon as he felt like it.
Fupaul immedeitly got remarried.
There should be a class on what being a "Open Leg Policy" Pick Me really is and how men really treat you.
We have to stop thinking sex has so much "Power" over men in that they will value/love you because you are eating their ass and doing crazy shit.
They still look down on you and you look down on them. Which is why scrotes release sex tapes, to sexually humiliate you because unless it's some gay shit, the WOMAn is going to get all the blame. Shayna is all sex sex sex, no personality or anything.
Sorry I need to rant, getting sick of the "Shayna could find this kind of scrote" yeah to fuck her, not to date her. There's no reason to date shayna when she likes you. I think post fupaul scrotes sense that.
The less kids, more options and HAVING A WIFE makes it very easy to dump shayna. She's just too stupid to see that. She'd rather have a piece of a man then no man.>>1494670
No. 159496
File: 1675914920458.jpeg (302.66 KB, 1242x888, 69F80F72-5EE0-4920-9992-84A160…)
>>159494It’s not diaperdan
No. 159497
File: 1675915768668.png (1.61 MB, 1280x720, EC451D3C-B360-4154-B379-CE208D…)
It’s almost shaylentines day
Will Shayna….
A). Do a new photoshoot for V day
Or
B). Use this same one from years ago
No. 159498
File: 1675915979512.jpeg (56.53 KB, 622x622, F724DE1B-65D8-43B1-8BDD-94CAA6…)
>>159496It’s this fag and I’m obsessed with him already. I need a name.
No. 159501
File: 1675916107538.jpeg (436.47 KB, 828x1223, 3E140CAD-9EF8-48E0-AEAD-68D84C…)
Josh Topkek’s faggy hands… she exclusively attracts troons, pedos & gay men
No. 159502
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I can’t believe Shayna thought this was ever okay to post on the internet. She looks so fucking huge and this was before she got massive
No. 159503
File: 1675916294769.jpeg (915.94 KB, 1195x1118, 150C869E-F837-48BF-A0EC-176609…)
I’m so glad she stopped doing the thick ass eyeliner she’s still ugly and sucks at makeup but the thick eyeliner was a log worthy
No. 159504
>>159498Big Shed huh? Shayna loves her life because she pissed on some ugly ass scrote for
maybe $400 despite her probably spending more then that for her flight/hotel for her retareded shoots?
No. 159506
File: 1675916477079.png (415.95 KB, 400x506, 65294DCD-52CF-40F0-844B-B46639…)
>Uh oh stinky
No. 159507
File: 1675916564619.jpeg (945.09 KB, 1242x1203, F9BD5A05-CE37-4E47-B303-A00223…)
No. 159508
File: 1675926840040.png (4.38 MB, 2509x2509, Picsart_23-02-09_00-11-31-377.…)
Now my life is bleak like mayochup
No. 159515
File: 1675964848938.jpeg (835.72 KB, 828x1326, 657DD0CD-A823-413F-A7BB-4204B7…)
i want shilk (shay milk)
No. 159517
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No. 159518
File: 1675979269052.jpg (66.8 KB, 960x940, t6z0empmqme51.jpg)
>>159515reminds me of this
No. 159519
File: 1675981516362.jpeg (59.51 KB, 500x500, 4DAB54B7-1A40-485F-B9E0-60D2DB…)
>>159498White Diaper Gabe meeting Shayna for the first time:
“Pooooooooooo! Fuck baby fuck! Poooooooooooooooo!”
No. 159520
>>159516My girlfriend usually calls her a rat and other synonyms describing a rodent, sporadically ‘oh her skdjdlshxjdhhfh’ as well.
also blog and offtopic, but I really want to share some good news with my speds.
Couple MTF threads ago I asked nonas for a collage of troons attacking JK Rowling for girlfriend-peaking purposes. It worked, now when I send her screenshots of delusional trannies she finally refers to them as he. I think she’s the one.
No. 159521
File: 1675990826241.gif (14.36 MB, 380x640, doll.gif)
No. 159522
File: 1675990881072.jpg (Spoiler Image,97.08 KB, 362x405, horror.jpg)
No. 159523
File: 1675990995841.jpg (Spoiler Image,66.46 KB, 362x405, bWVkaWEvRm9RbHd0MVhFQUFJUnFJLm…)
>>159522this was the original btw
No. 159524
File: 1675991681076.jpg (Spoiler Image,360.38 KB, 1352x2048, 20230210_011155.jpg)
I'm wheezing
Shat's first b/g video will forever be with the gayest looking motherfucker who couldn't get hard.
How embarrassing.
No. 159525
>>159515Ugh you can tell she woke up,didn't brush her teeth or wash her ass. Didn't take a sip of fluid yet. Hungover and covered I last nights sweat. Threw on clothes,pushed her bang to the side and decided with lips drier then hot sand, more cracked then a old sidewalk to take this picture.
WHY??? Why doesn't she notice her lips? I hate it
No. 159528
File: 1676011987732.png (432.96 KB, 533x598, Untitled-2.png)
she looks like retarded white trash. she could get better bangs cut at supercuts
No. 159529
File: 1676015849244.png (Spoiler Image,117.03 KB, 234x274, 0BC03E01-6026-49C5-824F-E261D1…)
Shayna has ruined my life
No. 159530
File: 1676019327652.jpg (62.51 KB, 600x850, MV5BODA0MTNmNDYtYmNhZC00MWRjLW…)
>>159528Mamie Eisenhower bangs-ass bitch
No. 159532
>>159531shayme is something sharted will never feel
because every day is shayhog day
No. 159536
File: 1676066803146.jpeg (1.15 MB, 1700x2530, 0A759AC4-3EEE-4C34-82C8-81C9E6…)
!! Photo-shay-op Contest Time !!
Shaynify this image
No. 159538
File: 1676078800384.jpg (531.06 KB, 1080x1871, Screenshot_2023-02-11-01-24-57…)
Dress shat up as sonic the hedgehog and ken the moid can abuse her.
>Gotta go fast!
At least she'd enjoy the chilli dogs
No. 159542
>>159529Item #: SCP-80085
Object Class: contained
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-80085 should be contained within a 5 m x 5 m x 5 m chamber with 25 cm steel plate lining all inside surfaces. The containment chamber should be decorated with cheap hello kitty objects and the interior is decorated like a nursery, the room has a liquor cabinet and weed plants growing SCP-80085 is perpetually intoxicated and incapacitated. Any attempts of SCP-80085 to order doordash, dance, or breach containment should be reacted to quickly and with "baby bimbo forced lobotomy" (horse tranquilizer)as called for by the circumstances.
Description: SCP-80085 was found outside of a daycare attempting to eat an infant, and steal some decorative objects within the daycare to be used as props in a pornographic video SCP-80085 was planning to make. 4 children had gone missing in the area and are suspected to be
victims of SCP-80085.
SCP-80085 has been observed to eat children under 4 in an attempt to "absorb their youth." These attempts are unsuccessful because SCP-80085 has various physical traits of maturity and face wrinkles .
No. 159543
File: 1676135874572.png (156.11 KB, 680x634, media_Fno9-z9WAAAnfX0.jpg.png)
No. 159544
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No. 159545
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No. 159546
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No. 159547
File: 1676137377853.jpeg (883.47 KB, 1143x711, AF88B1E4-79D0-4B1B-8334-56C999…)
Crossposting from the sims thread in /m/, I made Shayna in the Sims 2 and I just wanted to share her with my fellow shaynatorium inmates. She lives in a pink trailer and is very stinky.
No. 159548
File: 1676150296377.png (110.07 KB, 1920x955, thread.png)
nonnies in the shayna thread need to learn to sage. i don't feel like reporting them but yeah
No. 159549
File: 1676152013816.jpg (181.64 KB, 685x869, Screenshot_20230211-144649_Chr…)
Anons eat each other alive when there's no milk.
No. 159551
>>159520Congrats anon, I feel like I can't peak men no matter what. One of my exes "peaked" because of me but then when we broke up he claimed I was transphobic and all of my dedication to feminism and women's rights (mostly DV and anti-sex industry) is just because I'm a transphobe. Sure.
The other guy I dated did not want to hear that trans ideology is regressive and homophobic, he insisted that it's unfair because there's some "good" troons out there. I'm happier being single than having someone 'agree' and then turn into a wolf in sheep's clothing that tries to cancel me when we break up OR refuses to hear me out any time something of trans degeneracy comes up on the internet.
No. 159554
File: 1676174805752.jpeg (1.75 MB, 1242x1573, E13E753E-6A37-4E7A-8294-BF62DE…)
>>159538This is a man, Who’s a father with a teenage daughter….
No. 159556
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No. 159557
File: 1676175071438.jpeg (Spoiler Image,88.7 KB, 472x715, 7DA554F7-2114-48D6-9319-49928A…)
Ken The Moid has a small ass penis kek
No. 159558
File: 1676219781923.jpg (Spoiler Image,243.24 KB, 1080x1202, Screenshot_2023-02-12-16-34-43…)
No one wants to see this ken.
>Crystal clear flashlight
Looks like a fucking plastic water bottle kek
No. 159561
File: 1676258563430.jpg (2.33 MB, 4080x3060, 20230212_201655.jpg)
I jumped on the shayna creation bandwagon in Sims and I even made Sol Salvatore, Baldy Gaysex and Shame Sonnier. She's pregnant from Sol and I made a basement where I will lock them until they die.
No. 159565
File: 1676307463723.jpg (561.65 KB, 1080x1972, Collage_20230213_185654.jpg)
No. 159567
File: 1676312946500.png (787.11 KB, 969x528, Shayna Elyusim.PNG)
Sorry i just finished Disco Elysium.
No. 159573
>>159572Over a week ago. I sent it to her dads legit email and then a bunch of things happened like the ER trip that implied her dad is still talking to her and giving her money.
I will make sure that her parents see those pictures of her dressed as a baby with those disturbing captions.
(cowtipping) No. 159574
>>159573Oh then what did you expect? Him to say,
>Thanks woman sending me disturbing disgusting porn of my daughter, I'm going to cut her off right this mintueWe don't know what he's going to do or if he saw it.
Also you suck. I feel bad for them
No. 159576
>>159575Sorry nona, i'm so fucking conflicted because I won't lie I've THOUGHT of it. NEVER would do it but I always think
>What would her family do if they knew the extent to what Shayna does? Sexualizing the concept of a dad/mom, further then anyone else does>What would he think if he knew his daughter has acted like a CHILD for multiple abusive scrotes with actual childern. Wanting them to literally treat her like a child they abuse sexually?>How does that reflect on them if they knew? Do they think she's sexually attracted to them?But..it's the forbidden fruit nona. A parents love is so fucking deep. I think they've cut Shayna off as "Deeply" as they could, before shutting her out completely. We don't know if everytime she speaks to them it's cold.
Or if they reach out more then to see if she's alive.
Even when she speaks on her family trips, I never get the vibe they truly all come togeather and Shayna is
enjoyable being around. They just deal with her.
Maybe hoping she'd snap out of it.
It's not our call to make Nona. This is even beyond sex work.
I'll say I don't think it's wrong and..and I do feel I should finger wag you becuase, bitch why? At the same time, I understand. Just don't nonaI don't even care fupaul's ex is aware of his gross fetish. I just don't know.
No. 159577
>>159575and are you the same anon who sent her sister stuff? That'd confirm if that was her sister or not. Who said, "I support sex work and love Shayna" which is fucking braindead retard shit, but I assume she was sent gross asshole pictures instead of the shit you sent.
I feel bad for them as all. Even if he continues to fund Shayna, I assume he does it because thats his loved one. Despite it all Shayna HAS NOT broken any laws.
But I still believe my tinfoil that her and ellen would sit by and allow other women/childern to be abused by their scrotes or at the very least (shayna) would run away. Not tell the police and make a tweet, like she did about the actual pedo trying to talk about his attraction to minors with her
No. 159580
File: 1676322158914.png (915.45 KB, 864x858, Screenshot_20230213-155342~2.p…)
I'm not the same anon as vendetta-chan , but I follow her step sister on Instagram and found this pic. No milk it's just funny to me how much shat looks like her father
No. 159581
File: 1676322192371.png (1.22 MB, 363x412, Screenshot_20230213-155953.png)
Daddy!
No. 159583
>>159580wow she really does look like him without make up and you can tell he's so proud of his step daughter. Nonnies tried to make it seem like it was a slight towards Shayna.
However it's clear from Shaynas own mouth she was nothing but a problem child. Of COURSE they'd be proud of their daughter whose not doing what Shayna is doing and acting that way.
No. 159585
>>159582well you know what I can't stop you, before you get banned I'd like to pick your brain. What exact picture did you send and what text? Do you still have the email? (Censored of course).
None of her siblings as far as we know are like Shayna, So I assume she's the bad egg, or maybe the divorce and having responsibility of watching her brother broke her.
No. 159588
File: 1676324532882.png (1.28 MB, 863x920, Screenshot_20230213-164100.png)
I was wondering what sol the fag was up to lately.. I'm not sure who's a bigger fag him or ken
No. 159589
File: 1676324658611.png (1.09 MB, 864x1269, Screenshot_20230213-163934.png)
>>159588 He's on the brink of trooning out I can feel it
No. 159590
File: 1676324829455.png (1.6 MB, 864x1920, Screenshot_20230213-164644.png)
>>159588I cannot decide who's the bigger faggot
No. 159591
>>159575Sorry nona, but this one thing I don't agree on. It's normal for parents to love their kids and forgive them even if they're bad people. Not to mention that Shayna is not even
that bad, she's more stupid than she is bad. There are murderers and rapists out there.
No. 159592
File: 1676325379473.jpg (193.72 KB, 827x829, FaceApp_1676325389936.jpg)
>>159571Diagnosed clinically inshayne
No. 159594
>>159591Shayna's that bad to me because she made a post about talking to a scrote who wanted to talk about minors and have her act a spefic age (Underaged) and did nothing but try to get attention online. That makes her horrible to me. Yeah the baby shit is horrible, but I'm sure she's probably talked to legit pedos and saw it as something that was annoying vs. seeing how her life is fucked and she is fucked and actual pedos DO watch her shit.
But at the same time, yeah cowtipping is bad etc. etc
No. 159595
File: 1676325735353.png (799.48 KB, 1201x1600, FortuneStMario.png)
>>159590It's the moustache for me
No. 159598
>>159588What is even going on with his outfit here?
>Maid dress>Furry ears>E-girl headphones>Bulletproof army vest thing>Dick out?
No. 159599
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>>159585This is the picture I used. I didn’t want to scar her parents for life but to let them know that they are funding a lifestyle of…this. I will make sure that her dad sees it because he is the one who gives her the majority of her so-called ‘income’.
(cowtipping) No. 159601
File: 1676354011860.png (11.16 MB, 1242x2208, 3D84EFB2-606C-4B49-AD52-FD45B1…)
She looks retarded
No. 159602
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>>159601do you think she thinks she really looks like the left version of this lol
No. 159604
>>159602At least before she could justify this intense editing because all her "work" was online. One could even say "hey if she photoshops then it helps her down the line if she decides to leave SW cause he pics dont even look like her"
But now that she's in her FSSW era you'd think she would cut this shit out now so that she doesn't get embarassed when her coomers meet her IRL and she'd 3x the size they expected.
No. 159605
File: 1676388346356.png (421.04 KB, 470x755, Nasty as Hell.png)
Posting here cause new thread isnt up but she gave out more details about her "diaper session" on her diaper twitter.
Why am I shocked? I thought maybe she just let the guy over while he was wearing a diaper, and maybe he took off his pants to show it off. But no… she fucking laid this guy on his back like a baby and PUT A DIAPER ON HIM. Sat on him topless and let him grope her. Then cooked him food and pissed on him. Like…. there is no way she got paid enough for that. She probably got 100 bucks and door dash card for $50.
No. 159609
>>159605why the fuck is this retard making her john fucking lunch? Bitch, he's not your boyfriend, you let him grope you, let him lay on your bed, in your house, with his nasty dick out and probably peed on him on the bed or floor or some shit.
Probably only made $400 which she instantly spent/wasted on her failed trip
No. 159610
>>159607Considering actual pedos have explicitly told Shayna
>I want to talk about minors sexually>Say you are underagedMeans yes,she directly aided someone who told her they were interested in underaged people and instead of at the very least putting whatever information she had about that scrote out, she just made a wack ass PSA about, "I won't do it, minors don't belong in kink!"
At least twice Shayna has made vague posts alluding that scrotes ask her to say she's underaged.If you believe these men don't use Shayna to get the "Safe" thing for seeking out the real thing, or probably watch her do that shit while ALSO watching the real thing I don't know what to tell you.
Shayna gets hit up by these people for a reason. Men who are into Diapers, pacifers and shit that babies use, because babies turn them on. She's not aiding child rape but she's definitely not doing shit when the would be child rapers/cp watchers hit her up with Shady requests
No. 159611
>>159607I can't find it online, so hopefully a well versed radfem Nona can back me up.
But there was a study where men were shown pornography of women with boots on, and then just regular nonsexual images of women fully clothed with boots on and they got aroused by it because they began to associate the boots with the sexiness.
It's sort of insidious because it's not just shayna, you could go on pornhub right now and maybe in the first two pages of most popular you could find something akin to a pedophile fantasy such as
>my teen stepdaughter >cheerleader>student>girl scout gagOr just a woman acting like a little girl. The men see these women in diapers, schoolgirl outfits, or saying things like "daddy" and such and then jerk off to it and orgasm and their brain treats that like a reward and fuels them to get turned on by those things in real life also they were probably sexually fascinated with it to begin with given there's even a market for this.
It's so mainstream and vile and shayna doesn't have a pimp forcing her to do these things she has a supportive family and she just let's these men get off to her. And like
>>159610 said she interacts with actual pedos who post bestiality and lolicon.
Mike Slack sexually abused his own daughter and shayna lurks and probably saw it and she still calls him "daddy"
There are probably more fathers and grandfather's subscribed to her who have access to kids. And then see those kids coloring, in a nursery setting, in diapers, cooing. She's gross. She's complicit, I hate when anons say she's asexual or something. Some women are just complicit in male deviance.
No. 159613
>>159611You are right. Fupaul having small kids who'd use the items he wanted Shayna to use lets me know that man is a fucking pedo.
fucking her with pacifers and teddy bears while slapping her?
Those men aren't all that attracted to Shayna they like Diapers, they like the props, thats what turn them on. The props remind them of the real thing Shayna is just the flesh wearing/using the props while mimicking what they want.
Again, that video of Kyle Nathan Perkins fucking Shayna leigh clifford who has a pacifer in her mouth, holding a teddy bear and slapping her was very fucking gross and telling. He was probably imagining her being an actual child that age. What Shayna is doing isn't harmless.
No. 159614
>>159613Sa, also, lets do a thought game
>A scrote exclusively watches porn where a woman wears diapers, acts like a baby, or underaged in a room styled to look like a kids room.>He's a pedo>Scrote writing erotic fiction about a "baby" being drugged by "Mumma" and "Daddy" and molested but..she's an adult and he's an adult>He's a pedoSo how come people want to beat around the bush or try to downplay what Shayna does and who she panders too. PEDOS.
If a man did half of what Shayna did on the regular it would'nt be no, "He's a fat ass scrote and he does it with grown women" no, he's a pedo.
There was literally a case of a woman into DDLG with some scrote and I believe she was going to let him sexually abuse her daughter.
These men are pedos, Shayna makes content exclusely for men who want to see a woman who acts like a fucking child be beat up, drugged, molested and have sex.
It is what it is
No. 159615
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No. 159616
File: 1676406906279.png (568.03 KB, 954x602, shaylentines.png)
happy shaylentine's day
No. 159619
File: 1676409705704.jpg (Spoiler Image,2.64 MB, 2690x2000, shayims.jpg)
here's my rendition of shay in sims 3 excuse the collage, i couldn't pick just one pic to post
No. 159620
>>159607okay what if if was guy asking her roleplay being raped and killed and thats the only way he could cum. that same disgust you feel towards the scrote who needs that is the same disgust most of us feel when we see a scote requesting girls act like babies and underage children so he can jerk it. there is something wrong with these people and YES encouraging this shit can lead to someone taking it to the next step. they think, i got away with viewing fucked up porn and its not enough for me anymore, now i wanna see actual kids. and shayna is the reason these pedos get “comfortable” with seeking out what they want. she contributes to the kiddie porn industry 100%.
And dont forget, I know shayna is ugly as rocks, but she can still pass a “barely legal” or even “15-17” years old to an 60 year old pedo. I totally get that its hard to imagine someone seeing her a baby, but a lot of these fucks do like to pretend she’s a 16 year old teen doing fucked up things when she colours in a book with a plug up her ass and says shit like “breffast”
No. 159624
>>159622Feb 14th 2023
Shayna’s ugly dog stairs blankly out the balcony window. The windows haven’t been open in weeks and the air is stale. Her retarded dogs moans lowly, looking to Shayna, hoping maybe today will be the day he feels the sun against fur again.
Shayna growls back her dog. She is furious he interrupted her thought. She looks down at the half written text message on her phone and lets out a sigh as she deleted the message. She takes one file scroll through the messages she already sent and before setting down her phone. She lets out an exasperated sigh before picking it up again and quickly retyping her message and hitting send:
1:35pm
Please Shane… just say anything back so I know you still care. It’s Valentine’s day and you said you loved me.
She throws the phone back down and feels her stomach growl. Making her way to the kitchen, she kicks away her cats by her feet. Apparently they are also hungry. She grabs the orange cat from the paths and yeets its across the room.
“SHUT UP” she yells as the cat lands roughly.
She looks down at the grey cat and lunges at it to release her frustation, but the grey cat narrowly escapes and runs under the couch - scared and hungry. Shayna trips on her thighs trying to grab the cat and loses her balance.
BANG.
Shayna lands hard on the floor and lets out a growl full of spittle. She scans the floor with rage, hoping to attack the cat who made her fall. But her eyes meet up with an empty Hello Fresh bag.
“Brilliant” she says quickly as she attempts to stand up. “Shane wont be able to resist when she sees more of my cooking”. It takes a moment to get on her feet at her weight, but she finally manages to make her way to the fridge.
She excitedly opens the door and her face drops when she sees what is inside.
“Nooooooo. Not today! Not today!” she yells as she grabs the prepackaged bags. Each new bag shows the same date… all expired more than a week ago. She grabs the final bag and huffs when she reads the date. She hurls the bag of spoiled meat across the room, almost hitting her dog in the process. All three animals surround the bag, willing to eat anything at this point.
Shayna is mad but a look of pure joy overcomes her face when she hears her phone chime.
He finally messaged me back! she thinks as she runs to the phone.
Message from Ellen, 2:00pm:
I have a new one willing to meet you
Shayna huffs and quickly writes back:
Shayna - 2:01pm
Thanks for reminding me when my Hello Fresh stuff was expiring! Not! Everything is spoiled and Im hungry
Ellen - 2:05pm
New guy is willing to pay in Door Dash cards if you can meet him tonight.
Shayna - 2:05pm
I dont wanna miss any texts from Shane or Kyle…
Ellen - 2:06pm
Babe… we’ve talked about this…
Shayna throws her phone down mad. She is tired of Ellen telling her to move on. Her stomach growls again as her message pings.
Ellen, 2:06pm
The best way to get back at them is to live your best life . Dont you remember the lizzo concert and how much money we made? Show them what theyre missing…
Shayna exhales slowly as she goes back into her conversation with Shane.
no new messagesShe looks around to make sure no one is watching and scrolls back even further until she reaches her convo with Kyle perkins
message undeliverableStill blocks she things looking down at her own fupa as if she’s remembering something. Her phones pings again.
Ellen, 2:10pm
If you dont take this one Im gonna.. its easy money.
Shayna, 2:10pm:
No no Ill do it. Youre right. Tell him he can come to my place in a few hours.
[fin]
No. 159628
File: 1676418887952.jpg (69.32 KB, 1080x1574, pau-l.jpg)
I can't get over the fact that Paul Breach is The Shungus' twin keeeeek
No. 159631
File: 1676425566613.jpg (141.6 KB, 1078x1080, Screenshot_2023-02-15-01-41-53…)
Our guy ken gayfag hairy shoulders constantly missing the mark is my new fave thing.
She obviously meant black men lmao.
No. 159638
>>159637sa
i havent made one since one of the single digit threads
No. 159639
>>159242 this or
>>159602 that ????
No. 159641
File: 1676432848238.jpeg (1.34 MB, 1179x1921, 5A11277E-30BC-44CD-902B-88FCE1…)
Sorry this isn’t very different than things already posted but this one scares the shit out of me
No. 159643
>>159642samefag, just stating iirc Kyle Nathan Perkins seemed more into general kink/abuse shit (slapping/hitting) while the pedo shit seemed to be more Shay’s thing. She’s the common denominator in every situation. She’s a creep who surrounds herself with fellow creeps.
>>159637Thanks for your service
nonnie please make sure to read the first few posts of the thread I think a few ppl made suggestions <3
No. 159644
>>159643I will don't worry haha
Sorry I haven't done it yet - I made dinner and im watching a movie, but it's almost over!
No. 159647
>>159642He did it. He has young childern and dated a woman into that. He played into it. I do not get why you are trying to remove this scrote from the age play shit or say, "well he did it for shayna" If he did,So what?
He's still the parent of young childern, one being a girl, who voluntarily did a video fucking his girlfriend with a pacifier and teddy bear.
If anything they both stopped doing the super pedo pandering play and leaned more into BDSM and at one point, it was like they weren't having super kinky sex at all. I truly believe Fupaul was into that shit, he used Shayba to get all his gross fantasies out and simply got bored and she's mentally ill, he's a asshole, it's been 5 Years and the sex isn't worth it.
Nobody is going to buy that a 30 something man with young kids, was just playing along with his young girlfriends pedo pander play, when he's on video and on Tumblr playing right along.
So at this point if he wasn't in it or wasn't doesn't matter. He did it and I repeat, he has fucking kids. A very small daughter.
No. 159648
>>159647Would you believe a man if he told you
>Oh yeah, uh that video of me fucking my younger girlfriend with a teddy bear in her arms, and a pacifier while slapping her? I..I was just trying to make her happy man. All those tumblr posts of me saying I'm her daddy and ddlg shit? That was for her bro!!!! I definitely didn't really want to do it!Kyle Nathan Perkins is into DDLG and fucking adult women who mimick childern during sex.
No. 159649
>>158778this keeps making me laugh so fucking hard ily nona who made it
it's almost endearing but also so absurd and AI-uncanny I keep getting the giggles when I see it
the creativity of the shaynatorium is unparalleled
No. 159651
File: 1676486670540.png (370.83 KB, 632x616, sims4lol.png)
I made Shaynus in TS4 too, I tried to use my CC to my advantage here but I don't think I have enough skins and skills to get the typical southern british chav girl face and sallow, poor nutritioned look.
Her traits:
> Lazy
> Self Absorbed
> Jealous
> Slob (I cheated to add a fourth trait)
I would also give her the 'Sugar Baby' trait with the Sugar Baby mod and then make some poor uglies like Womack and that DiaperYarbs guy her Sugar Daddies. You could also get that mod that takes the streaming from Get Famous and makes a camming career. The camming mod was pretty easily straight forward and I don't know how to cheat her sex work career to fail/stagnate. Maybe give her the Aversive Appearance trait as well that comes from another popular mod that I cannot remember.
No. 159654
File: 1676495262490.jpeg (184.1 KB, 723x898, 57C4453D-1AC8-440E-A915-BFA9BF…)
Oh no! Shayna-chan got isekaied into the anime world! What will happen?
No. 159655
File: 1676497521371.jpeg (188.76 KB, 723x898, 1A04BAFB-7F8A-48DD-868D-B553DC…)
>>159654alt version - my interpretation of what a shaygical girl would look like. I clampified her proportions and added a new, elegant and dramatic background. This shaygical girl would have attacks like:
> Plant of Peace > Lonely Pet> Miracle Wine> Shiny Dream Fupa> Energetic Dance of Bird No. 159657
File: 1676499299156.jpeg (198.06 KB, 750x1334, 3565F76B-8143-4160-A58A-F3A6C2…)
deleting old photos from my phone. this was screenshotted June 21, 2021. She has gained so much in the past two years.
No. 159658
File: 1676499637496.jpeg (149.83 KB, 750x805, 9595B7EC-C2C1-45C4-968E-83ED87…)
deleting old photos from my phone.
No. 159659
>>159655I'd like to add
>Magical smell attackThe smell of unwashed pussy etc. will make the enemies pass out
No. 159660
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No. 159662
>>159311turbo kek
nonnie, I wish I had the sims so I could do this
No. 159665
File: 1676591127761.png (303.04 KB, 679x800, shaysquatcho libre.png)
I wish we got to see more of Shaysquatcho Libre
No. 159667
>>159662Don't deprive yourself
https://sims.tarac.nl/All sims games for free
>>159666I try not to mention lolcows IRL. A friend was once wondering who Chrischan was and I explained while trying to hide my power level. The only people that know that I watch lolcows online are my sister and my husband because they do the same. There was one incident where I was with my sister in a cafe and a cow from /snow/ walked past and she said out loud "Oh my God cow!" Luckily no one knew what she on about.
No. 159668
>>159667Who?
>>159666No, it would be autistic. It's the behavior of those weird KF moids who are obsessed with Chris Chan.
No. 159672
File: 1676659909085.jpeg (1.04 MB, 1170x1739, AC59EA53-242E-43EC-AC77-7F64DA…)
kekkkkk saw this on tiktok and immediately thought of the fat moid farmers found out was living in a basement with his grandma and was bitching that she made him clean his mouldy shower
No. 159675
File: 1676681422777.jpeg (143.94 KB, 750x556, C29529BC-01CD-458E-A9DC-4578DE…)
this is one of the worst things she's posted imo
No. 159677
File: 1676682737110.jpeg (841.28 KB, 1500x1947, 1631363405201.jpeg)
Which circle of hell do you guys think Shayna Leigh Clifford of Renton Seattle will burn in?
No. 159679
File: 1676693042432.jpg (2.19 MB, 2024x2024, Picsart_23-02-17_21-03-22-982.…)
I enjoy shoopp makeovers
No. 159682
File: 1676697606626.gif (2.93 MB, 375x350, 26C5A0DE-5E25-4E46-B1A5-DB8A88…)
No. 159686
File: 1676743260941.png (569.98 KB, 441x511, shayfoodboil.png)
>>159682shaycial needs (shay special needs)
No. 159688
File: 1676752111695.jpg (789.02 KB, 1200x1200, shaynights.jpg)
I have this thing where I get older, but just never wiser
Midnights become my afternoons
When my Hello Fresh steak is delivered, all of the portions
I've cooked are devoured all at once
I should not be left to my own devices
They come with prices and vices
I slap my face on cam
(Tale as old as time)
I wake up screaming from dreaming
One day, paypigs will be leaving
'Cause my tits are old and sagging
(For the last time)
It's me, Shay, I'm the problem, it's me
On lolcow, everybody agrees
I'll stare directly at the screen, but never in the mirror
It must be exhausting dealing with the aging baby bimbo
Sometimes, I feel like everybody is a pretty girl
And I'm big chungus on the hill
Too big to fit this skirt, it doesn't cover my dolphin pussy
I'm the mistress, but never claimed
Did you hear my raging bpd
I try so hard to hide
Like every other online whore?
(A tale as old as time)
I wake up screaming from dreaming
One day, I'll watch as you're leaving
And life will lose all its meaning
(For the last time)
It's me, Shay, I'm the problem, it's me
On lolcow, everybody agrees
I'll stare directly at the screen, but never in the mirror
It must be exhausting dealing with the aging baby bimbo
I have this dream I go viral, and make a ton of money
And finally stop being broke
The farmers gather 'round and read my thread and then someone says
"She's so fat her rolls will explode"
It's me, Shay
I'm the problem, it's me
It's me, Shay
I'm the problem, it's me
It's me, Shay
Everybody agrees, everybody agrees
It's me, Shay (Shay), I'm the problem, it's me (I'm the problem, it's me)
On lolcow (lolcow), everybody agrees (Everybody agrees)
I'll stare directly at the screen, but never in the mirror
It must be exhausting dealing with the aging baby bimbo
No. 159689
File: 1676757283703.png (93.23 KB, 259x162, Capture.PNG)
saw this in /ot/thought it was shayna
No. 159690
File: 1676757534828.jpeg (1.05 MB, 2048x2048, 1015F269-F57E-416E-8AAA-084CD7…)
Shayna if she never got into online sex work
The hair is dall-e 2 tier but it was impossible to fix it after I removed the bacon bow. Just pretend she went swimming or something kek
Also - I know there’s been at least 40 threads worth of posts about how bad she’s ruined her body, but I think she reached the point of no return for her face. Packing on that much facial fat has sagged her features so much. Even if she lost weight and her body started to look more normal, losing the gigachin will probably just make her look extremely haggard. The right picture is not some supermodel, just probably what shayna would look like in her mid 20s if she hadn’t gone down this path. It’s crazy that she would probably need surgical intervention to get back to a normal mid 20s face. The original pic is hysterically bad - her face looks like it’s bloated and melting
No. 159694
File: 1676799925454.jpg (2.37 MB, 4000x3000, 20230216_083319.jpg)
Was toy shopping in Target for a niece's bday and recognized these cursed Shayrtifacts left on the shelf… I truly felt her pedo pandering presence.
No. 159696
File: 1676822885181.png (Spoiler Image,690.07 KB, 513x675, 356C0FF4-C3AA-44F3-9E79-F80908…)
I found this cap from one of her videos in one of the earliest threads and it’s a great representation of how clueless she is 24/7. Yes this is supposed to be a porn video. It is unknown whether that is poop or period blood.
I don’t think she’s autistic but just stupid. She reminds me of the women who post trashy/lulzy photos for Shein reviews.
No. 159698
File: 1676843896680.jpeg (99.86 KB, 676x940, 1632414265297.jpeg)
this is an old picture but why does she look so british jesus christ
No. 159699
File: 1676846071740.jpeg (21.54 KB, 359x398, bWVkaWEvRmx0eUI4YldRQU1oVTVyLm…)
Shayna wishes kek really though, it's bleak
No. 159700
File: 1676857754854.jpg (84.5 KB, 595x596, Screenshot_2023-02-20-00-46-16…)
What are you using your Shay fly swatter on first?
No. 159707
>>159706People get mad when nonas talk about how ugly her eyes are and they look like shit. It's not some "Nazi" retarded shit. No they literally do look like a large turd in a toliet. Her eyebags are the toliet seat and her large pupils is the huge monster shit.
Nothing wrong with brown eyes at all, but Shayna really does have ugly eyes.It's because she has no eyelashes or very light eyelashes. I remember on her discord someone pointed out that she looks different kek. I think thats why her eyes look so ugly. It's crazy how much eyelashes does for her eyes
No. 159711
>>159709Some white people have blonde eyelashes and invisible brows while others don't. It depends on your ancestry a bit but it's really a tossed bag–esp in a 'melting pot' like America.
I think the easier answer is to look at at her dad
>>159581, he has no eyebrows so thats where I guess it comes from kek.
No. 159712
File: 1676942625801.jpeg (469.19 KB, 1242x1337, 1676939517384.jpeg)
She visits the shaynatorium.
No. 159713
File: 1676942769799.png (2.24 MB, 1265x1467, shaysim.png)
here is my shaysim
No. 159717
File: 1676949242387.jpeg (851.02 KB, 2458x3072, 0C36AB2F-99D3-46E4-BD89-8E7F8F…)
love you ladies so much.
No. 159718
File: 1676951258622.png (219.04 KB, 410x414, 1676946711010.png)
No. 159721
File: 1676966876909.jpg (568.72 KB, 1070x713, barbie.jpg)
No. 159723
File: 1676969648951.png (Spoiler Image,512.7 KB, 482x652, Screen Shot 2023-02-21 at 2.51…)
>>159720>>159720sorry nona but hell to the nah. shes tall and her arms and legs are fucking huge now. she is getting the mctriple with large fries a strawberry milkshake some nuggets with bbq hell maybe a damn mcflurry fuck it and a diet coke of course
No. 159726
>>159721 I wanna see a predator edit kek
I'm not skilled enough though.
That's literally all I can see when I look at this
No. 159732
File: 1677038580012.jpg (40.73 KB, 600x480, 1231251561.jpg)
I got banned for a-logging when I posted
>>>/snow/1772830but in reality I only read the first line and said that in regards to her quitting sex work. I don't actually want Shay to kill herself, how morbid
No. 159733
File: 1677057343340.jpg (75.4 KB, 735x629, 0527a7d9e7375e3fa386debb156223…)
sounds like shayna
No. 159734
>>159730I do wonder what he does to confirm that retarded nona he saw it. I'd pay to see what he said to Shayna. I do think that maybe they sent more things, not just that picture. I don't know I feel bad for her dad still, even if this isn't about that. I can't imagine learning something about your daughter like that, knowing she continues to do it even if her real name is connected to it. At this point maybe she should change her name to dolly mattel and pretend that shayna clifford never existed.
Just completely dedicate herself to ugly coomers. Stop fucking over her family name.
No. 159736
File: 1677087686528.jpeg (194 KB, 750x782, BA21748F-9567-4652-ABD6-5A3C7D…)
she's a pedo idc what anyone else says
No. 159737
File: 1677097133625.jpeg (866.13 KB, 1242x1549, 27D9EA5F-89C7-4312-A2DE-ACA028…)
Found fatass Sophie’s shein review. Shayna associates with so many degenerates. She used her a screenshot from her porn video to leave a review
No. 159743
File: 1677108185028.jpeg (280.75 KB, 1638x2048, 1677107656119.jpeg)
This pretty girl comes up to you and says "I fucked your dad". What do you do
No. 159745
I feel like Shyana smells faintly of spoiled milk. Everytime I see one of her nudes, especially with her dry lips parted, I think 'Damn she probably smells faintly of spoiled milk and flat iron"
>>159743I often wonder how does Shayna see herself in her mind? Does she think that she's this 10 in the face, yeah her body is chubby but her amazing personality, style and just being cute/innocent shines through so it doesn't matter how she looks?
Or does she legit think she's killing the club with these outfits, like she looks amazing?
I don't even mind the tight clothes, except they aren't tight. They are too small. That shirt is straining near the breasts and her arms are bulging. That skirt clearly is meant for someone two times smaller and to be worn lower.
Then her wide ass bang and ponytails just makes her look bigger. Why not just throw on a pink tight dress with clevage and a ugly bow and call it a day?
She always is showing her worst sides, her big ass legs that aren't thin and long anymore, flat ass she arches her back to make look slightly not flat for some reason. Her underboob which is lopsided and that little sliver of belly bulging out.
You can tell her only friend is Ellen because she probably thinks shayna is a 10/10 compared to her ugly rapidly aging ass, probably think Shayna looks like brittany spears.
No. 159748
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Shayma ( shayna sim ) has a beautiful family, she had triplets from Sol Salvatore and he comes by to see the kids everyday. They are happy teenage boys who I fixed up in cas.fulleditmode (they inherited their parents traits )
She didn't even have Sol as a boyfriend but I made her try for a baby cause I saw it was an option even though I had only seen that with live in spouses, they were just woo-hoo partners. I saw Shayma was lonely and tired from taking care of three kids all by herself so I made Jason Wocrack, her live in fiance. This is them woohooing for the first time in a hot tub.
No. 159751
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No. 159762
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how times have changed for shayna she's basically doing it for free at this point
sorry it's old milk i'm looking through my screenshots
No. 159763
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>>159761Ellen dressel, Shayna Clifford girlfriend using a pacifier from an infant she’s babysitting to post disgusting sexual content online, tagging it #little girl
No. 159764
>>159763>little girlIs a huge lardass who looks 45
The delusion
No. 159765
>>159763I hate her and shayna, directly saying she involved a kid in kink, but shayna chainsaw mouth sloppy ugly greasy lopsided lumpy tiny asked seldom doesn't care.
This is why she's do despised. Ellen is a fucking predator
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Has anyone else noticed that when you Google Shayna’s name that the lolcow thread numbers are the first suggestions? KEK
sorry if this is dumb/old, I just personally don’t use google to find her threads or LC so I didn’t know that this was a thing kek
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>>159771I think all search engines are like this for Shayna, or at least they were, it's a while since I looked. Searching for Shayna Clifford on Bing used to bring up nothing but /snow/ results and the image search was 90% OP images.
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Old threads have some hidden gems
>o Shaynus stop
No. 159782
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shay in her tutu
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shouldn’t have smoked that shit now I’m in Shayna’s “work” room
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No. 159795
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shayna pissed cause someone said they loved her lumpy body
No. 159799
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she is so bothered by the lumpy comment. she is just whipping the shein bags into the box now all pissed off.
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She’s so borinn she’s just showing off her ugly dirty shoes and putting the dirty shoes on her bed. Grody bitch
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Bootleg “totes legit Prada” shoes
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god darn it she went to do a private and is gonna come back in 10 minutes. so that means shes coming back in like 30. i actually prefer this stream because her trying to be sexy disgusts me and she has not done a single sexual thing
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>>159814it's been said 10000x but holy shat has she gotten huge like she's truly a shapeless greasy blob of a person
No. 159818
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Shayna is the master of her own domain
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this camming was fun with nonas in the main thread and here. very retarded, noodle sightings and the degenertate shit was quick.
sucks that we are not getting more camming shit in a long time.
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No. 159828
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main thread kekkers
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Shayna Clifford has done almost all of these
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what's shaymu saying?
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The Shidnapping (1980)
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The snaggle tooth
No. 159851
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I am so jealous of her beauty
No. 159854
>>159776>>159833I still kek thinking about the anon who dropped the single comment "shaynus lol" then dipped. I salute you,
nonnie.
No. 159861
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This.. does put a smile on my face.
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No. 159869
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please new thread
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Had to draw the iconic underboob ensemble
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No. 159882
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this one part of that unhinged post killed me and i don't know why
No. 159883
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Scrote pretended to be mentally disabled to get women to change his diapershttps://www.nola.com/news/crime_police/metairie-man-convicted-of-tricking-women-into-changing-his-diapers-arrested-on-new-charges/article_c9d1d52e-7d68-11ec-b486-5fc167106fad.html"The women who accused Rutledge Deas IV of tricking them into changing his diapers by pretending to be physically and mentally disabled man worried that sentencing him to only probation after his 2020 guilty plea in an Orleans Parish case would allow him to take advantage of more
victims.
It would seem their fears may have been warranted, according to State Police investigators who recently arrested Deas on similar allegations out of Jefferson Parish.
“I believe that this is indicative of a fetish that he has,” Barbe told the court, recalling images found in Deas’ phone during the investigation. “There’s a lot of pornography involving babysitters and adults diapers pretending to be babies.”
In the most recent case, authorities allege Deas was in contact with a Jefferson Parish woman whom he asked to change his diapers, indicating that he was involved in “alternative therapy,” according to authorities.
Deas had sent the woman $50 as an advance, told her he had prior emotional issues and was being cared for by family members using the same method, Barbe said.
In text messages, Deas also allegedly asked the woman to help him find other babysitters, telling the
victim that he looks a lot younger than he is and could pass for her son or a younger brother with special needs, according to State Police.
“What was the most alarming was his attempts to have her or her mother hire other babysitters,” Barbe testified."
Im watching a youtube videos on frauds and this scrote came up, all I could think was, "He could've paid shayna the same amount and she'd let him do that shit in her house and brag about it". Also these scrotes with these fetishes aren't "harmless". Whats funny is just like Shayna was cool with Ellen stealing pacifers from toddlers she was in care of, she would'nt give a shit if a diaper fag paying her $50, had a history of basically sexually assulting women pretending to be disable. As long as she gets hers and she's fine, she does not care.
Maybe i'm shaytarded.
No. 159891
>>159890Yes, it is.
I think it's a mixture of
>Ellen>Or mixxed girl who was mad she was called ghetto>or a e-whore who came to call Shayna fat/ugly but don't like we actually think poorly of sex workor the more likely
>A scrote/trollNow it comes off as someone geniunely trying to defend sex work, not even Shayna but sex work/moids who watch sex work and more spefically the DDLG type of shit. Which again, makes me feel it's probably another sex worker. Maybe one we've talked about.
But also Ellen or someone, they usually come when Anons dig to deep into shaynas shit. Like with Shane or Fupaul, they try to derail and blend it but it doesn't work.
No. 159895
>>159894which makes me believe it's Ellen, because she's the only person she has who'd do it for Shayna, but what do we know? She probably has some sex worker group chat of all the girls from those shoots she
likes and goes, "See? they are talking about you now" and they probably all been in these threads trying to derail and Bury
No. 159896
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>This isn't unique to Shayna, Sure she does Diaper porn acting like a baby, Sure she says thing like "Kiddo Gf + Daddy bf", sure she larps as a child constantly in her porn. Sure she says shit like "24 going on 13" in her SEEKING ARRANGEMENTS post, trying to plant the seed that she's so "Small" and looks & acts 13, Oh and people will be "Questioning Legality". Sure those pedos aren't asking Shayna in paticular to say she's underaged and comfortable speaking on minors sexually.
>Sure this doesn't happen mostly and more to women who do Shayna's type of porn
Oh and Shayna didn't do nothing wrong, you see, she can blast her own mother with texts, or call out other sex workers. Yet is hush hush when it comes to giving out any information (We know she has) about scrotes who are actual pedos. Nope shayna didn't do nothing wrong.
(didn't want to derail the main thread, but found this post. Want to make sure it's back in rotation +_ not agrue with the derailer)
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Bruh
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The cowtipper…. there is so much to say. I guess it's funny but then I'm left in awe of the dedicated, passionate autism that made all that happen…
No. 159910
>>159908How? I'm asking how because kiwifarms can exist, the small time retarded shit being done here
…then again shays dad has money, you may be on to something.Though I can genuinely see her quitting and running home, before she gets her dad to try to sue the site for….something because retards sent pictures of her doing kidnap kink porn on the balcony, kek.
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cmon nonitas let’s find out who the cow tipper really is
No. 159918
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>>159917this must be how moids felt trying to watch pam anderson's sex tape in the 90s
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>>159890>>159891>>159894>>159895as someone who checks threads outside of shaynas i'll say there has been very similar type posts to cause infighting not just in shaynas or even just in /snow/. i don't think its ellen at all, because dumb posts to cause infighting have been happening all over the place the past days. it was only matter of time till they reached shaynas to start shit.
ellen and shayna are both basically autistic adults sharing every thought in their heads to the internet, even the real pedo shit, next to their name and info. they do not have the brain capacity to think about their actions outside of immediate satisfaction like doordashing and fucking weird scrotes till obesity class 3. they are not the type to be planting this shit to the shay threads cause they are literally getting high and playing the same two KISS songs shay always plays at the moment.
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She’s mad big
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She looks like her dad in a dress
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>>159927Random but I just noticed her dads feet are in first position lmao wtf
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saying again i want a thread to tinfoil about her orbiters and coomers
Womack
Mike Slack
The diaper freak
the other diaper freak that she lets over to her house
Ellen
Shane
the cringe ewhores that try to call her out
No. 159933
Soo Shayna wants to quit sex work. What do you think she will do?
>be a neet at her parents' house>get an entry-level job>go to college>>159930yeah you can post here
No. 159938
>>159935I think because she pays rent on time and it wasn't a tentant they don't care. They probably sensed it was some weird shit and I imagine shayna probably freaked the fuck out
>OH MY GOD, i have stalkers, they follow everything I do, dox everyone I know, lolcow.farm, yes, they send porn to anyone I'm around-And they were probably like, "holy shit call the police' or something and told her ass not to do that again.
Anyway this is from the mainthread and I feel it should be repeated-
nonnies just a reminder not to click any weird links someone might post in this thread if shayna is trying to dox the cow tipper No. 159942
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>>1513375
what did you say and what did they say exactly ?
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i hate the main photo shayna uses on manyvids. she looks so fucking old and worn out in her face.
No. 159957
>>159956Like the milk is never good, oh she broke up with another ugly scrote? Oh retard cowtipped? Well she's still cocky and still going to be gross. Oh, she's fatter? Okay
It's the same shit. There's nothing there. It's all like a wet slow shart. Not a satisfying thick shit. I do not get the attachment to shayna, maybe she's a Shlice of Life kinda cow? Someone you can count on to always be there? Shaynatorium isn't even about shayna its about Shay-na.
I'm drunk
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