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No. 162350
I don't want to say Shayna's a "Comfort Cow" but I will say it's very easy reading.
I do get annoyed and angry but I just give it a break. It's reliable, it's always an dumb tweet or something.
I found Shayna during the Fupaul saga, I remember seeing a picture of her with I believe a cowboy hat on? Or maybe just that neon Kodak tank top, sandals and socks, i remember her getting roasted. I was confused, she just looked like a poorly dressed woman. I'd scroll past her thread all the time.
Then one time I clicked a spoiler and I was like, "Holy shit this is straight up porn, why are they posting straigh t up porn of this woman???"
And I saw another picture of her badly dressed and I was like, "Whats the story?" So I started reading the the thread.
>Am I a sex worker
no
>Do you know Shayna irl
no
>How long have you been following her?
Whatever year she was in that cowboy hat with Fupaul
>Do I contribute to milk often
No. The only thing I've ever done milky was when, I found an old post of Fupaul's the night where Shayna acted a fool. I forgot what he said,but I found he was hanging with a women and a gay scrote. I can't remember it all. Oh and I found Shane Pierre Sonnier's mugshot. I do not go to shay's twitter often, in fact I hate going to her twitter at all.
I don't post recaps from her twitter often, I do comment a lot in her threads.
>Are you fat and jealous?
I'm fat but not jealous of Shayna.
I don't get the aggressive tone of the OP, you seem to have your own idea of the people in Shayna's thread, when I truly believe there's more anons who just comment, leave and come back and comment. Not everyone is some sex worker, or obessed or even really that invested. She's just an very easy cow to get into, she's very repetitive.
She's not likeable and constantly failing, I think that appeals to a lot of people who watch Cows.
No. 162357
>>162352No problem! I hope my joking tone didn’t scare anons off because I am genuinely curious as to how many anons are like me with zero ties to the sex industry or her stoner blog and just are here out of morbid curiosity and unintentional “comedy porn” keks. I’m not trying to make fun of any anons here!
I should have asked more questions about anons’ opinions on porn and whether they consider themselves radfems or not.
No. 162370
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> What's the cause of your Shaytism/Shaytardation? Are you a sex worker or a coomer or just possibly morbidly fascinated?
Morbidly fascinated
> Did you know Shaynus in real life/have you interacted with her?
Yes, on Tumblr before she was into porn. I had a relatively well known stoner/psychedelic blog and we were mutuals. Fun fact; Shay and her irl/Tumblr squad Colleen(thcolleen) and Jess (psychedelic-freak-out rip) were all under 18 and hid that fact from their followers and mutuals until they turned 18. That was a big no-no in the drug community that burned a lot of people.
> How long have you been following her threads for?
Since the first thread which has since been nuked. I believe it was 2017 or around that year, I was shocked to see she was posted. I unfollowed her blog shortly after she started doing porn because I have always hated porn.
> Do you contribute milk often?
No, never. Once I said Fupa looked like the son of a leprechaun and a gorilla who worked at Zumiez and anons referenced it for a few threads as a certified knee-slapper, that was some pretty sweet validation but other than that no. Years ago for the keks I directed some people from the Tumblr stoner/psychonaut community to her threads because she had a horrible reputation in that community which is not discussed here. I do not know if those people still lurk or contribute.
> What is your life like? Are you a NEET?
My life is great, I'm 27, educated, have a promising career and am married to the Nigel of my life. I no longer participate in degenerate communities irl or online. LC and discord are my only means of social media.
> Are you fat and jealous of Shayna?
I am fit and I am not jealous in the least bit of Shayna. If you asked me this question in 2014-2016, I would have answered yes to being jealous. The tides have turned.
No. 162373
>>162346>What's the cause of your Shaytism/Shaytardation? I was allowed online as a child and started browsing image boards while I was underage.
Are you a sex worker or a coomer or just possibly morbidly fascinated?
Morbidly fascinated and also amused.
>Did you know Shaynus in real life/have you interacted with her?I live in a different country and I have never interacted with her in anyway.
>How long have you been following her threads for?I remember her first threads being in the /snow/ catalog but I didn't follow the threads until she was in Oklahoma with Fupa.
>Do you contribute milk often?I don't use social media so I don't contribute milk directly. I do make shart, gifs and shedits though.
>What is your life like? Are you a NEET?I'm married and I help my husband run his business and I do freelance work.
>Are you fat and jealous of Shayna?I'm not fat. I live an active lifestyle where I'm outside for most of the day. I also lift weights and go trail running. Shayna is my motivation for when I don't feel like doing it. I would never be jealous of her, I think I would end up killing myself if I was shut inside an apartment in a city.
No. 162389
I got to lolcow initially because of Ashley Isaacs. I kept seeing Shaynas thread mentioned after I’d gotten caught up with Luna and Onision, was bored one night, read through the thread with her in the bus for a thread pic (like thread 30 something iirc) and then went back and read to present day. I’ve been shindoctrinated ever since. I just can’t believe how bad she is at everything. It’s like binge watching hoarders, intervention, or 600lb life all at once. I don’t know her nor have I ever interacted with her, I try to make threads when I can or help other nonas in the thread, but I don’t contribute milk beyond screenshots when she cams. I have a great (tech/finance) job, a supportive circle of friends, boyfriend, and a family that I love, and am self reliant with multiple hobbies and interests. I am not remotely fat nor jealous, just morbidly fascinated.
No. 162390
>>162367I discovered lc from kf, which I discovered from the Eugenia Cooney subreddit (another cow I can't help but gawk at).
I never had trouble believing Shay was trash because she never had a good 'reputation' on tumblr anyway, exemplified by shit like this
>>162370The other sex workers I followed went on a hate/callout campaign during that initial neonazi drama. But gossip or those 'haters' aside, just based on what I remember from her blog, she always seemed stuck up but with no personality to back that attitude up: she never advertised her porn very well or creatively compared to other sw's in that ecosystem at the time, and I don't remember her ever posting about her fandoms, hobbies, interests etc, nothing to make her stand out as a person. Just the same ole fucked up fantasies she posts about now, which always got her tons of notes and attention but who cares.
When I first saw her on LC I was most surprised by the number of threads she'd accumulated. 'damn that girl I recognize from tumblr must be doing some whacky shit to warrant 100+ threads about her'
No. 162415
>>162346> What's the cause of your Shaytism/Shaytardation? Are you a sex worker or a coomer or just possibly morbidly fascinated?I came to lolcow for the spectacular lost cow Phoebe tickner, we live in hope she will return to producing milk but her frontal lobe has probably developed and she's realised how retarded she was. I got into other cows on snow and started following Shay around the end of the fupa saga, because she produces constant milk. Bloggy but I went through FSSW, not through choice, when I was younger so I especially dislike cows like her who act like its all a fun game and not a horrific industry built off the backs of trafficked women. I'm now in my early 30s and have gotten free of all of that but it certainly gives personal context when I watch her shaynanigans.
> Did you know Shaynus in real life/have you interacted with her?Never, I'm a britbong
> How long have you been following her threads for?Since the end of fupasaga
> Do you contribute milk often?Occasionally but being in a different time zone means I miss all the camshows (and hugely appreciate the farmers who provide the milk from those)
> What is your life like? Are you a NEET?Had a shitty start to adult life but am thriving, good career, pleasant Nigel, am totally normal I just like scrolling lolcow in the bathroom. It's my version of watching a crappy daily soap opera.
> Are you fat and jealous of Shayna?Not jealous in any way, I take care of myself but given that I'm not selling my body to sad little coomers I don't give a shit if it changes and doesn't fit rigid beauty standards. Women can be any size but those who willingly market themselves as a perfect barbie bimbo for money ought to deliver
No. 162428
Now is my time to shine:
I was in FSSW since the age of 13, it’s all I knew. I grew up in a household that was abusive, times were hard. I never really had friends and was weird. I used to walk home and got picked up one day, the man that picked me up drove a truck, long story short he took me to his house, had sex with me and threw me 100$. Total win in my book, I was able to buy clothes and school supplies needed, I ended up experimenting with drugs at an early age, lived with a parent that had substance abuse issues (and other mental issues).
Fast forward to me being 18 and at my first casting couch type thing, I’m strung out on meth, and always looking for male validation, that’s where I meet a man that wanted me as his “personal assistant”, and I end up stuck to this man for a year. He supplies me with meth and physically and mentally abused me. I worked at a strip club and also did porn on the side for extra cash, in videos of me doing things I wish I would’ve never done on film.
The videos are still out there, and I too was like shay, with the whole punk chick thing, then the weird *~pink Barbie uWu~* aesthetic. Very much thinking I would be the next Christi Mac, or the next Belladonna.
I cleaned up my act after hitting rock bottom, I lost everything, and realized these Coombes don’t think of sexworkers as people IRL, it’s naive, and I’ve got scars all over me from my time as a human flesh light to be used and abused.
I read shays threads because, I see a lot of my old self in her, and I worry about her getting hurt. This industry isn’t kind to the ones not in their right minds, in shays eyes I see a girl that was neglected all during her adolescence, doing anything for her parents validation. It’s until I became sober and graduated college I’m thankful I’m out of my old life, and happily living alone with my 2 cats. Shays the reality of sex work revolution where girls expect to become rich and famous for showing themselves doing the most depraved shit, but in reality the markets so oversaturated you’re stuck selling yourself for less.
She needs mental help, and medication. I really do feel nothing but sadness for these girls caught in this tragic lifestyle
No. 162435
>>162428Im truly sorry you went through those horrible experiences nonna. You obviously had a rough start to life which is truly terrible. I know you relate to shayna in some ways but there's never been any proof of her being neglected by her family. The biggest complaint she has in the past about her parents was that they made her babysit her younger brother and freaked out when a gown man sent her an expensive camera that she met on tumblr. You had a rough start to life and it caused a lot of issues until you got free, but some people, like shayna, have everything given to them and yet still then out like shayna does.
I dont say this to really disagree with you because I can see how you relate to her, but she really did have everything given to her and never suffered at the hands of her parents. Imo that makes it all the more shocking and disappointing she turned out this way.
No. 162436
> What's the cause of your Shaytism/Shaytardation? Are you a sex worker or a coomer or just possibly morbidly fascinated?
Recently turned 29 year old woman and mother, which makes me feel a touch ashamed, but during my downtime lolcow is a guilty pleasure. I have a medical condition which leaves me fatigued and in pain, so the laughs here really help distract from bad days. I stumbled across the site… two years ago maybe? Perhaps less. Accidentally necro'd the Ashley Coffin thread kek. After some casual browsing, I discovered Shaynus almost immediately and was utterly perplexed at her antics. At first I believed she was trolling. Soon after I became morbidly fascinated. Presently I'm reading through the shatalog and boy it's a wild ride. Never been a SW or anything like that.
> Did you know Shaynus in real life/have you interacted with her?
Nope, but I did live in Oklahoma around the same time and wish I could have caught a wild sighting kek.
> How long have you been following her threads for?
About a month after a came here, so near about two years.
> Do you contribute milk often?
Nope. I just like to watch and occasionally comment on her horrorshow.
> What is your life like? Are you a NEET?
My life is greatly fulfilled aside from the medical condition. I manage a small business, live in a nice home, just remodeled and planning to have another baby. There is literally no reason for me to follow this weirdo yet here I am.
> Are you fat and jealous of Shayna?
I did gain some serious weight in the past few years. I quit drinking once I got my diagnosis, and fatshat motivated me to take control of my weight. I've lost thirty pounds since February and have thirty-five, forty more to go. I suppose I'm grateful for her in that sense. Jealous? Oh no absolutely not. I feel sad for anyone who is.
No. 162716
>>162712POTS is a fake diseas
>>162370Being married to a Nigel is never worth it
No. 163074
> What's the cause of your Shaytism/Shaytardation? Are you a sex worker or a coomer or just possibly morbidly fascinated?
former sex worker if you count selling a few nudes to help pay for school. I'm mostly here due to morbid fascination and somehow feel like she would be me in the alternate reality where I kept doing SW, minus the pedo pandering. Mostly because I was also an alt stoner teen on Tumblr who's around the same age.
> Did you know Shaynus in real life/have you interacted with her?
No not at all, I only check on her here.
> How long have you been following her threads for?
Since 2020 around thread 50ish. I had a boring desk job during the pandemic and found her lore entertaining to get through the workday. I found lolcow when googling toopoor and eventually found Shay in the catalog.
> Do you contribute milk often?
Only once, I watched one of her live camshows and posted some unfortunate screenshots. I prefer to lurk.
> What is your life like? Are you a NEET?
Nope, went to school, have a job, a home, and a Nigel. I had a few things in common with Shay like the alcoholism, weed, and sex work but have since dropped them all over the years of lurking her threads. I am now much healthier and happier.
> Are you fat and jealous of Shayna?
Nope. I have actually lost 50lbs since finding her threads in 2020, thanks Shay!
No. 163117
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>>163110dropped pic like a fool
No. 163232
>>162346> What's the cause of your Shaytism/Shaytardation?I'm 30 and my shaytardation is I'm morbidly fascinated by her antics, just can't look away at this point, it's too funny. Not a SW or a Moid.
> Did you know Shaynus in real life/have you interacted with her? No, never.
> How long have you been following her threads for? I came here originally because of Raven, she was whining constantly about her "stalkers" and I got curious, and I started following her threads. But they moved slowly sometimes and then I'd look around the boards and found Shayna. I believe this was around the time when she called herself BambiDoll, she had a few threads at the time but not many.
> Do you contribute milk often?Rarely.
> Are you fat and jealous of Shayna?Totally 100% super fat and 100% super jealous of her fabulous life kek!
No. 163512
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> What's the cause of your Shaytism/Shaytardation? Are you a sex worker or a coomer or just possibly morbidly fascinated?
Morbid fascination plus a history of enjoying cows and lolcow culture since the early Chris-Chan days. I'm not a coomer, a sex worker, a moid, or a lesbian.
> Did you know Shaynus in real life/have you interacted with her?
No, I was on tumblr during her peak though and remember both the cliques she ran with (mainly the ddlg wannabe pornstars, who I hated). I don't think farmers who weren't on tumblr during those days really understand how bad the nude selling was. I broke so many mutuals over girls selling nudes and showing hole on their personal blogs. It was really, really sad.
> How long have you been following her threads for?
Man, I wanna say since thread 5 or 6? Around the time her and Colleen started camming together. Been hooked ever since. She's by far my favorite cow and honestly if it wasn't for her I would barely use this site. I showed my Nigel her threads and he doesn't understand the fascination at all, and he enjoys lolcows too, so I think shaytard haters who accuse us of being moids really need to get a grip. Shay has like, zero traction on kiwifarms, she's not the kind of female cow men are interested in follow. Shaytardation is 100% a female phenomenon.
> Do you contribute milk often?
No lol, I tried once and got a temp ban for "irrelevance". It was after the true end of the Fupapa saga. I posted some screenshots of farmers accurately predicting that she would be miserable in the DollHaus. So now I just lurk, I'm very happy the Shaynatorium exists now.
> What is your life like? Are you a NEET?
No. I'm a 29 year old ex-NEET. I'm a fuckin' retail manager whos marrying her Nigel is a few months. I'm a very normie passing person these days but I've been browsing 4chan since 2006.
> Are you fat and jealous of Shayna?
No, I'm a bit fatphobic truthfully, and there's something about these mid fat camwhores being all like "ur dad n bf want to fuk my fat tight pussy. men are like so obsessed with my greasy hole" while they flounder and fail at sex work that I get a lot of schadenfreude from. I don't care about normie fat girls living their lives though.
No. 164551
> What's the cause of your Shaytism/Shaytardation? Are you a sex worker or a coomer or just possibly morbidly fascinated?
I was scrolling through lolcow, not yet a farmer but an occasional lurker looking to see if a new Lillee Jean thread had been created when I saw the name "Dolly Mattel." This caught my attention, as I recognised the name from tumblr but had always thought she was just another prostitute advertising her wares on tumblr. Intrigued, I clicked on the thread, was surprised to see how fat and haggard she had become when I remembered her being skinny and cute and was even more surprised at how terrible her nudes/porn were (I'd just assumed they'd be good seeing as she was so popular on tumblr and there was that viral post on there of someone sending her $500 for "being perfect"). And of course there was all the various bad behaviors I hadn't known about, from scamming to alcoholism to animal neglect. I've been hooked since.
> Did you know Shaynus in real life/have you interacted with her?
Nope, never
> How long have you been following her threads for?
Not too long, just a couple of months
> Do you contribute milk often?
Nahhh. I don't follow her on social media and don't want to keep checking hers often enough to get to the milk first. Although it seems she hasn't been too milky anyway.
> What is your life like? Are you a NEET?
I used to be until recently! I dropped out of college due to something happening that messed up both my personal life and health to the point I couldn't keep up. I feel well enough now to resume my education and have started a new course. I'm really excited and can't wait to graduate and begin my adult life properly, even if it's later than most people my age.
> Are you fat and jealous of Shayna?
Kinda fat, I gained a lot of weight in the last year after being an anachan. I'm not Shaynu sized but could definitely stand to lose a few kg. Unlike Shayna I'm working on it. I started an exercise class, am walking at least 10k steps daily, and am eating healthier. The food part is hard for me because counting calories is something that I know would send me back into extreme restriction so I'm just hoping that I'm not overeating or undereating and that eating healthy foods till I'm full will do the trick.
As for jealous, not at all. Shayna is everything I don't want to be, both in looks and lifestyle. If anything, not wanting her life or appearance is a source of motivation. I don't want to end up porky with no education or life living for crumbs of attention for old and ugly men like her.