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No. 162863

big news today in the shayverse… tinfoil hat anons rejoice; the necrotit was an implant all along. post caps of times that it was obvious that her tit was fake/necrotic. also post examples of when innocent nonnies were banned for hypothesizing that shay had an implant done when she was younger. those anons were absolutely correct and should be vindicated

No. 162864

Personally the tit implant theory was confirmed for me back when she collaborated with that ugly bald scrote and he briefly mentioned that he wouldn’t punch the necrotit because she told him to avoid it. Dead giveaway that the veiny tit was different somehow

No. 162865

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Shout out to Vivi kek

No. 162866

The way only one boob ever got bigger/saggier as she ballooned in weight was what convinced me.

No. 162867

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lumpy af

No. 162868

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shun the nonbelievers

No. 162869

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compilation of anons being confidently wrong. bonus tinfoil: these bitchy anons that always shut down the frankentit discussions were shayna undercover all along

No. 162870

>>162868
I believe Shayna was behind at least some of this shit. But a lot of Shaytards are actually retarded so there's that too. Not sure how they thought one boob moving in the wind and the other one stiff as a rock was normal but ya know we are dealing with ass eaters who don't think she's a pedo/pedo adjacent..

No. 162872

While the nonnies who said it was an implant were right all along I still think it’s best discussion of it got banned. The threads have enough nitpicking without constantly talking about how gross her breast looked every time she posted a photo.
Things are only going to get worse with the tit sperging because we all know she’s not going to do proper aftercare. Her parents likely supported her through the first procedure snd as soon as she goes home safer the second, it’ll be awful.

No. 162873

While the nonnies who said it was an implant were right all along I still think it’s best discussion of it got banned. The threads have enough nitpicking without constantly talking about how gross her breast looked every time she posted a photo.
Things are only going to get worse with the tit sperging because we all know she’s not going to do proper aftercare. Her parents likely supported her through the first procedure snd as soon as she goes home safer the second, it’ll be awful.

No. 162874

VINDICATION AT LAST. I fucking knew it. And now may the tit sperg be laid to rest for eternity. I made like one comment a few years back and quickly learned engaging in almost any sort of disagreement on lolcow is pointless.

No. 162875

I feel like all the Nona’s who were saying that her boobs were just naturally uneven had never seen naturally asymmetrical breasts before. Shayna’s boob always looked taut and inflamed, I’ve only seen that in women with implants.

No. 162877

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CEELLEBBRATTTEE GOOD TIMMEEES COME ON!!!

No. 162883

this is the first mention i ever noticed where someone said it may not be "natural"
>>>/shay/4932

No. 162885

>>162863
Has anyone here had implants? I’m assuming they require a lot of aftercare. What happens when she doesn’t take care of herself? The woman barely washes her hair. Will she get weird scar tissue or infections??

No. 162886

>>162867
And with an obvious scar on it. As she gained weight, the scar migrated. Yet nonas refused to acknowledge there was a line and a chunk of her back missing, despite all the pointing out we did. They were loud and quick to ridicule too.

No. 162889

>>162883
damn original tiddie shayfoiler please stand up if you're here

No. 162890

>>162885
I do. Not a camwhore, I just like to look good. You can’t lift anything for a month, have to wear a compression bra, and go back for checkups every few months for the first year or so. Or at least I did. I had mine done under the muscle.

You absolutely have to baby them while the muscle heals and the implants settle because you can totally fuck them up with poor aftercare. They can slide, you can rip the “pocket,” develop capsular contracture, etc. if you overexert yourself and don’t wear the garments. You also have to massage them so they settle right which is uncomfortable. So there’s a nonzero chance Shayna fucks it up by being careless.

No. 162898

She's going to be fucking up her aftercare from early recovery onwards. She's out of breath and totally sedentary, if she can't get up off her ass now I can't see it happening when she has the excuse of being sore. Road to 200lbs here we come

No. 162901

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>>>/snow/976481

No. 162902

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>>>/snow/976598

No. 162927

>>162890
NTA but shouldn't she already know about the recovery process since she had one implant before? I still think she's gonna be lazy and negligent but it's also not like she hasn't had an implant 'recovery' period before.

No. 162933

this isnt an ALOG just a genuine question:

There is actually a chance Shayna might die during surgery. What would you do/how would you feel is Shayna suddenly passed away? How do you think things would playout in the Shaynaverse? Would her socials and content remain online forever, frozen in time? Would she suddenly blow up in popularity as morbid coomers rediscover her years of weird ass content because they wanna “see the dead girl’s porn”.

No. 162938

>>162927
The issue is before she lived at home. We will know how bad her daily life is now that she lives alone lol

No. 162939

>>162933
If she died I’d feel a bit bad, she’s evil but she doesn’t deserve death. I’m still hoping she pulls it together over the next 20 years.
Her twitter and porn will remain active but her coomers work care unless someone posts an obituary on her profile. No one in the sw community cares about her so even if someone else made a post it wouldn’t get any traction

No. 162941

>>162927
>NTA but shouldn't she already know about the recovery process since she had one implant before? I still think she's gonna be lazy and negligent but it's also not like she hasn't had an implant 'recovery' period before.

She was 15, still young and healthy. If she had experimented with weed and alcohol, she definitely wasn't a "daily tokers and weekly binge drinker" type thing. She still lived at home and had at least one parent to care for her make sure she was following her instruction and "drinking her water". And being that young definitely helps speed up recovery. She was probably given as much time as she needed to stay home from school and recuperate and be baby'd.

She's still pretty young but she's given her body a BEATING with her alcohol abuse and constant smoking (weed and nicotine). Her mental health isn't good. Her money isn't right. Ellen is her only support (which is probably why she's actually mentioning her on twitter a lot lately). Her relationship with her mom isn't good, and her Dad certainly isn't gonna fly out and take care of her. Shes going to be all alone in this one.

I reeeeallllyyy hope she doesn't start doing house calls for FSSW and letting guys just sniff her ass or fuck her with a bra on when she starts hemorrhaging her savings while bored at home during recovery. I can definitely see her inviting random old men to come over when he's in some pill induced haze.

No. 162942

>>162941
My prediction is she use Ellen during recovery as her primary caretaker and love bomb Ellen for the rest of the year. And then next year if her tits actually heal properly and look good, there'll be some big blow up when Shayna complete drops Ellen if she gets semi-popular again.

No. 162946

>>162933
Dying while she’s knocked out during surgery is too peaceful of a death for her. If that happened then I’d assume that her bad karma will carry over into the next life.

No. 162948

>>162942
I don't think Shayna will ever get "semi-popular" again just because of boobs. She has too many things against her (age, weight, wrinkles, laziness)

No. 162950

>>162941
I thought shayna's plan was to stay with her mom while she recovered. That's what she said before the reschedule.

No. 163016

$50 says Shayna immediately pops one of her new tits like her idol Chyna from wrestling

No. 163028

is she going to have to get these replaced again when shes 35?

No. 163055

>>163028
yes, all breast implants need to be replaced every ten years or so

No. 163189

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Was looking at old threads and found this photo is really bad rippling on her fake tit from 3 years ago.

No. 163226

>>163016
How exactly? Shayna literally scrolls Twitter and eats crisps all day she doesn’t do anything

No. 163415

Why wouldn't she have it taken out, some fat transfer done (has enough now) and then lift the natural tit? Having to go through a change of implants every decade doesn't sound like fun. Even being slightly flat chested would be better long term, no?

No. 163419

>>163415
becuz she has poland syndrome. theres a medical reason for her needing the one fake tit in the first place, it wasnt cosmetic. she said multiple times fat transfers werent successful on her caved-in, dead skin tissue tit. If poland syndrome is to blame then she actually has a insert below the chest cavity to raise it ontop of the breast implant. so no matter what, that tit will need an implant and cant handle just a fat transfer or lift.


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